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There you go.
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You and Dad have a good trip.
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, come on, Emma.
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It could be fun, a
little romantic getaway.
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Nudge, nudge.
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Nudge?
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My mother doesn't nudge.
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Well, she had you, didn't
she? She must have nudged once.
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You know, Lacey's right.
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Oscar and I haven't gone on a trip...
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we've never gone on a trip.
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It actually might be fun.
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If you don't come now,
I'm leavin' without ya.
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It might be nice to relax, get away.
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Stop honking that horn, you lunatic!
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Yeah, it'll be a hoot.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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What ya doin'?
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I'm installing a security camera.
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Really?
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'Cause you must lose dollars
worth of merchandise.
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Oh, Lacey, this isn't
about stolen Jubejubes.
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You've got to look at
the larger economic picture.
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If I install one of these,
I save $500 on my insurance.
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Hmm. How much did it cost?
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It was about 600 bucks.
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Oh.
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Hey, look.
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It finally came, my stun gun.
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Stun gun? What are
you gonna do with that?
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Stun people.
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What people?
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Bad people.
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Okay, then.
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It's kinda neat that your
parents find time,
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at their age, to be romantic.
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It is, is it? Yeah.
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I know they bicker, but it's nice to see
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that they're still
interested in each other, romantically.
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Could we not talk about my
parents and their alleged romance?
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It creeps me out.
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Okay, fine.
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Now, no more dirty talk.
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Hand me that big
tool, so I can mount this.
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We're not lost.
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I didn't say we were. You were about to.
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No, I wasn't. We've only
been driving for an hour.
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Typical. Assume the worst.
I wasn't assuming anything.
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But now that you
mention it, where are we?
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I don't know. Ya happy now?
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Are you sure you need more equipment?
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You don't have a great track
record with these kinds of things.
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What are you talkin' about?
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Come on, the riot shield.
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That was a riot shield?
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I thought it was a
regular, everyday shield.
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Hey, Brent.
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Hey, Hank.
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Is that one of those, uh, fake cameras?
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Good idea.
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Trick people into thinking you
got a real security camera.
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No, it's a real security camera.
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Nice! Make people
think they're being watched,
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but you don't put a
videotape in the machine? Heh-heh.
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No. I'm going to actually tape people.
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Well, you can't do
that. I mean what's next?
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You're standing
right over the trap door.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, what's that, a radar gun?
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Even better.
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It's a Taser gun.
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Like on
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Uh, that's
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Oh. To stun people?
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In case we have one of those
rural riots you hear so much about?
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Exactly.
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Oh, you're being sarcastic?
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Yeah. What are the odds of a riot
breaking out in Dog River?
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50-50.
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How do you figure?
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We either have a riot or we don't.
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Exactly. 50-50.
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I'm not thrilled about
the Taser thing either,
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but you really
should get your math right.
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Right. It's my mistake.
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You're not gonna watch that, are ya?
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No. I'm just making sure that it works.
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Could you get out of the way?
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Oh, cool! A Taser gun!
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Yeah.
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Can you hit me with it? What?
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Come on, zap me. Please,
Davis? Please, double please?
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No Hank.
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Aw, come on.
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All my life I wanted to
be zapped by a Taser gun.
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It's dream I
thought I had to give up on,
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like being an astronaut or
voting. It's too dangerous.
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First Brent starts spyin' on
everyone with his security camera
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and now you're denying
me a lifelong dream.
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Why does Brent have a security camera?
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I'll tell ya if he stuns me. No!
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I can club ya if ya want.
Nah. Been there, done that.
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This is ridiculous.
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Pull into that dumpy
motel and ask for directions.
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We're lost.
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Okay?
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Well, we're looking
for a really fancy hotel.
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I mean no offence to this
place, but kind of a resort.
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Well, what's the name?
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Whistling Brook.
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Well, this is Whistling Brook.
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See? I knew we weren't lost.
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So Brent bought a security cam.
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Obviously thinks we can't do our job.
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Probably some kinda insurance thing.
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Where did you get the
cash for that stun gun?
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I thought you were going
to buy bullet-proof vests.
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I saved a ttle money by buying
bullet-resistant vests.
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Bullet resistant
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You ever sleep in a
water resistant tent?
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You get pretty wet.
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I'm outta control! I'm freakin' out!
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I'm freakin' out!
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I'm-I'm freakin' out! I'm on PCBs, man!
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You got-ya gotta stun me! You
got to put me down fast...
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Bullet resistant's pretty good, Karen.
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I got the strength of 10 ordinary men!
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I'm freakin' out! Come on!
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Look at this shirt. It's
wrinkle resistant.
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It's got a lot of wrinkles.
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Hello?
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I wish that kid would stop
jumping on the bed.
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Come on Grandpa, snap out of it.
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Your leg can't hurt that much.
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Oh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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And his grandpa can shut up anytime too.
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Come on, Davis! No!
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Just once. No!
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On the lowest setting. No!
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What are ya doin'?
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Ow! Stop that! Come on, shock me back.
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Ow! Come on!
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I could explain this, if you like.
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Nah. Some things are
better left to the imagination.
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Ow! Stop that!
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Hey, Wanda, can I show you something?
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I've seen your
belly do the hula, thanks.
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No. I think you'll find
this fascinating.
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It's from earlier today.
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Hey, Karen. Hey.
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Where's Brent?
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Over at The Ruby chattin' up Lacey.
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Does he do any work around here?
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Not really, no. Unless drinking coffee
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and playing games with
your belly is considered work.
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Hmm.
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Anything to say for yourself?
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Yes.
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In my defence, I forgot the
camera picked up sound.
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Those belly games aren't easy, ya know.
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Davis, check it out. Huh? Huh?
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See, it hardly hurts at all.
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Huh? Look.
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Come on, I wanna be stunned.
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Oh, you're already there.
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Okay. You pop the
hood, I lift the car battery.
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If I can handle the
charge, ya stun me. Huh?
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Okay, pop the hood.
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Pop the hood.
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I can't.
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But clubbin' him's still on the table.
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So Brent's mad at you. I guess.
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What was I supposed to
do? He had me on tape.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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I was only kidding
about Brent earlier today,
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or the other day, when I
was talking to you about him.
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Of course you were. I knew that.
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That's why I didn't defend him.
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Oh. Okay.
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Karen, remember, you were
really gonna sell the fact
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that you were
kidding about Brent, right?
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I'm not an actor, Lacey.
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Okay. You know, just try again.
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I sounded a little forced.
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Well, just, you know,
take your time with it. Okay?
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Wow! Is that Meryl Streep?
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Cut us some slack. Yes.
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We staged a little
play to make our point.
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You can't judge somebody on
how they act every second
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of every day.
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Oh, hang on. What's this?
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Geez, is Lacey always that controlling?
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You get used to it.
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When she gets her teeth into somethin',
she's like a badger.
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She thinks she knows everything.
She's not even good at math.
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Wanda! You couldn't stick up for me.
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That's real nice.
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Lacey was giving me all
kinds of acting notes.
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I know why, because I called
her on her lousy math skills.
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How come I wasn't invited to
be in one of Lacey's plays?
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I guess they thought
I was a better actor.
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It's insulting that Brent
even has a security camera.
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There's more to me than
just a pretty boy tough guy cop.
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I have depth and range.
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Hey, Brent.
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I feel silly about earlier.
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I was just trying to help Wanda.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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For some reason, this security camera's
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really freakin' people out.
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I should have let Wanda do it
her way. She is awfully smart.
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And she doesn't mind showin' us either.
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Yeah, I know, hey?
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Sometimes I just feel like saying,
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"Okay, I get it. You're smart.
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You can stop being such a... "
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Little Sally Smartypants?
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That's not exactly what
I was gonna say, but sure,
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Little Sally Smartypants.
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Get rid of that
stupid security camera yet?
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Nope.
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Well, then, I can no
longer hang out here.
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The thing just paid for itself.
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I want to do something
about that stupid security camera.
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And usually I start a
petition, but no one ever signs it,
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or a boycott, or a hunger
strike, or a town meeting,
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or I campout on top of a telephone pole.
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Well, Brent might learn a little lesson
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if his security camera got stolen.
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Yeah.
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By someone.
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Yeah.
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Someone he trusts.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Someone he would never suspect.
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Yeah.
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Plot the camera's motion pattern
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and then approach from a blind spot.
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You could pull it off, hypothetically.
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I'm sorry.
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I tried to find somethin' nice.
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I didn't know that
place would be so lousy.
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Well, it's the thought that counts.
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Really?
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Not really, no.
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This is an outrage!
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I'm not payin'!
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You're out of order.
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This whole town's out of order!
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Davis!
259
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Did I make a mistake on your bill?
260
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No. Well, yes. You're
not that good at math.
261
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But I was acting angry. Did
you believe I was angry?
262
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,467
Well, yeah, I guess I did.
263
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If you ever need me for one of
your security camera plays...
264
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Oh, Davis,
265
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:10,467
I don't know if we're
ever going to do another play.
266
00:13:10,534 --> 00:13:12,367
I could bring the Taser gun.
267
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,167
No.
268
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:29,400
Brent, I have some terrible
news about your parents.
269
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:33,501
I just got a call and I
don't know how to tell you this.
270
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Relax. I'm just acting.
271
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,634
What?
272
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He's auditioning
for the security camera.
273
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:46,934
Oh. That in no way explains it.
274
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:55,434
I'm actually having a
good time with you, Oscar.
275
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,434
Yeah, me too.
276
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:01,767
Hey, what are ya
doin', tryin' to head butt me?
277
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,434
No, I'm just leaning on you. Sorry.
278
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:06,701
That's all right.
279
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,467
Put your head back down.
280
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:17,067
I just want you to consider
me, that's all.
281
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,467
Davis, I don't
produce the security plays;
282
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:20,567
I just review them.
283
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,100
Brent, what's this?
284
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,734
What's what?
285
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:27,501
...and stop being such
a... Little Sally Smartypants?
286
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,634
Brent, when we were talking
earlier, did we...
287
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:34,067
oh, hi, Wanda. Whatcha watchin'?
288
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:38,634
A little program
called Sally Smartypants.
289
00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:39,000
i+i+a'30 ZHi,i,
?
7
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290
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,801
anymore plays.
291
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:44,634
I just want a chance!
292
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,767
We're sorry about what we said.
293
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:59,033
Nah, you guys did a good job.
294
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,467
Your little play taught me a lesson.
295
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,000
Yeah, that's what we thought
when we decided
296
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,501
to stage that play.
297
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,000
Uh-huh.
298
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,400
The acting was very natural.
299
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,834
Oh, I'm not much of an actor, really.
300
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,534
I just play myself.
301
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,100
Oh, yeah?
302
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,901
What? Can't a guy case a joint?
303
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:33,567
He's casing the joint.
304
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,567
Get Elliott Ness on the phone.
305
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:39,467
What are you staring at?
306
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:43,534
I'm trying to see if I can
time the camera's movements.
307
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,501
Uh-huh.
308
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,133
Well, good luck with that.
309
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,067
Yeah. Slow camera.
310
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:55,400
Yeah. Almost like
it doesn't move at all.
311
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,601
Yeah.
312
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,968
Oh.
313
00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:09,434
I've been a cop for 20 years,
314
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:13,534
but I've never had to
shoot anybody before.
315
00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:18,667
I know you're my partner,
but now it's time for you to...
316
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,634
Line.
317
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,501
Die.
318
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,167
Die! Right! Oh!
319
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:31,934
And I'd feel more comfortable
if you used a prop gun instead.
320
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000
But this helps me stay in the moment.
321
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,167
Am I opening up in the morning?
322
00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:40,367
You can come in later.
323
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,534
I'm gonna be here early anyway.
324
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,567
Uaah!
325
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,200
Remember when we were younger
326
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:16,601
and we'd go to the gas station
to play that game?
327
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,467
You mean Parcheesi?
328
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:20,467
No. When you were working.
329
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:23,200
I'd come by as you were closing up.
330
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,434
Oh, that game.
331
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,133
Yeah.
332
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,167
That was spicier than Parcheesi.
333
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:32,634
Those were good times. Yeah.
334
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:36,601
Do you still have your
key to the gas station?
335
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,534
Look, I-I was just
gonna borrow the camera,
336
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:43,934
to teach Brent a lesson.
337
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,801
It was Karen's idea. She
planned the whole thing.
338
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,501
Karen, come in.
339
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,133
Go ahead.
340
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,968
Did you tell Hank to rob Corner Gas?
341
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:55,501
No. What? No!
342
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,634
That's crazy talk. Hank's crazy!
343
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,467
He said you practically drew him a map.
344
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:02,367
She literally drew me a map.
345
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,968
It was a hypothetical map.
346
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,634
We'll talk about this
later. Over and out.
347
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:12,434
Yeah, this was really stupid of me.
348
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:15,467
I deserve a good zap.
349
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:18,100
Forget it. Just go home.
350
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,501
Hello.
351
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,501
My name's Davis Quinton.
352
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:42,868
I'm auditioning for one
of Lacey's security plays.
353
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:46,133
For this scene I'll be using a Taser gun
354
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,901
instead of a real one.
355
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:51,634
I think a real gun would be better,
356
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,567
but some people think it's
357
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,434
Anyways.
358
00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:11,133
I've been a cop for 20
years and I never had to...
359
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,067
Dzz-zz-zz!
360
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,067
Emma, come on.
361
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,467
Don't pester me. You'll spoil the mood.
362
00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:27,033
All right. Just let me
get behind the counter.
363
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,734
Okay, here we go.
364
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,534
Could you help me, Stranger?
365
00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:39,968
What seems to be the
problem, you gorgeous customer?
366
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:45,501
I need someone to check under my hood.
367
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:50,067
Well, you're talkin' to the right guy.
368
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,434
Come on over here.
369
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,534
Slow down, Tiger.
370
00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:57,868
That wasn't me.
371
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:08,000
I...
372
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,501
stunned...
373
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,701
Were you there the whole time?
374
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,400
How much did you hear?
375
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:16,934
Stunned...
376
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,534
Ow?!
377
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,868
I don't think he heard anything.
378
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:32,534
I need someone to check under my hood.
379
00:20:32,601 --> 00:20:36,167
Well, you're talkin' to the right guy.
380
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,634
Oh.
381
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,968
I guess we all know that our parents
382
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:44,667
have some kind of romantic life.
383
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:48,434
But no one needs to see
it acted out on videotape.
384
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:50,734
What are you talkin'
about, romantic life?
385
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:53,200
Mom was just havin'
trouble with her car.
386
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:55,901
That's all. Obviously just car trouble.
387
00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:59,534
Brent, the security camera doesn't lie.
388
00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:02,501
What-what security
camera? We don't have a camera.
389
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,701
You're talkin' gibberish.
390
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,601
Textbook case of psychological blocking,
391
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:12,634
commonly known as denial.
392
00:21:12,701 --> 00:21:14,734
Smartypants.
393
00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:18,367
So Brent got rid of the camera.
394
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:20,367
Did he ever.
395
00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:22,534
Whoa!
396
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,734
Closed Captioning by
397
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398
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,634
www. verticalsync. com
399
00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:35,467
* I don't know the same
things you don't know *
400
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:42,834
* I don't know I just don't know *
401
00:21:46,934 --> 00:21:50,534
* It's a great big place
402
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:54,534
* full of nothin' but space
403
00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:56,534
* and it's my happy place
404
00:21:56,601 --> 00:22:00,234
* I don't know Yes you do *
405
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,601
* You just won't admit it
406
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:07,067
* I don't know the same
things you don't know *
407
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:10,467
Want to have a gas
online? Visit us at cornergas. com
408
00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:13,400
* I don't know
409
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