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-From AVALON Hollywood,
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welcome to "Carol Burnett:
90 Years of Laughter + Love."
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Tonight, the biggest stars
of stage, screen, and television
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have gathered to celebrate
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the one, the only,
the incomparable Carol Burnett
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for an unforgettable evening
of comedy, music, and memories.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Steve Carell.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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**
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-Good evening,
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and welcome to "Carol Burnett:
90 Years of Laughter + Love."
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Tonight, you will see
an amazing gathering
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of talented performers,
friends, and fans
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from every generation,
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except babies,
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who are here
to celebrate the hilarious,
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incredible, one-of-a-kind,
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no-one-like-her Carol Burnett.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Over the next 17 hours,
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we are going to enjoy
some of the funniest
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and very best moments
of her career
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in television, film,
and the Broadway stage.
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People often ask me who were
my greatest comedy influences.
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And as a kid growing up
in the '70s,
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there were too many
to choose from.
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Raymond Burr, Pat Nixon,
Johnny Mathis,
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the woman from those
commercials who kept saying,
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"Where's the beef?"
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But let me tell you something.
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Carol Burnett lands
a solid fifth on that list.
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I know that you are
a very humble person
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and that this all might be
kind of difficult for you.
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And really all I can say is,
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you got to brace yourself
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because we are about
to lay it on really thick.
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So, let's get started, shall we?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And I think
the best way to begin
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is at the beginning.
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-I began my life
in show business as a fan.
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As a little girl,
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there was nothing I loved more
than going to the movies
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with my grandmother, Nanny,
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and I just wanted to climb
into the screen and live there.
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At UCLA, I was going
to major in journalism,
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and they didn't have
a major in journalism.
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So I looked in the catalog,
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and I found
Theater Arts/English.
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I didn't realize that,
as a freshman,
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when you're in
the Theater Arts department,
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you had to take
an acting course.
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And I was terrified.
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And I was in this class
with about 10 other students.
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And I had to do a scene,
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and they cracked up.
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The students cracked up.
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They laughed and all like that,
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and I thought,
"This is a good feeling.
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I think I want to pursue this."
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The bug bit
when I heard the laughter.
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I joined a musical-comedy
workshop at UCLA.
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I remember I did a scene
from "Annie Get Your Gun."
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And there was a tap
on my shoulder,
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and it was this gentleman
and his wife.
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He said,
"We really enjoyed you.
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What do you want
to do with your life?"
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And I said, "Well, someday
I want to go to New York."
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And he said,
"Why aren't you there now?"
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Well, we were --
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We were not wealthy.
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Let me put it this way.
We were poor.
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So I had no money
to go to New York.
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And I just said, "Well,
someday I hope I can save up
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to be able to go."
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And he said,
"I'll lend you the money.
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"There are stipulations.
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"You pay it back
within five years if you can,
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"if you're successful.
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"You must never reveal my name.
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You must pay it forward
and help others out."
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Well, that was my ticket
to New York.
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**
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-And hello, everyone.
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I am Sheryl Lee Ralph.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And I just want to tell you,
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Miss -- mmm! -- Carol Burnett,
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look at you at 90,
looking like a snack.
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[ Applause ]
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Girl, I'm honored and I am happy
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to be here this evening
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to tell you that you changed
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my 9-year-old life forever.
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It was the '60s.
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It was the '60s, people,
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and you welcomed me
into that 12-inch box.
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Yes, you did.
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And I watched you welcome,
embrace
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Sammy Davis Jr., Pearl Bailey,
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Nancy Wilson -- the Black one --
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[ Laughter ]
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Flip Wilson,
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The Jackson 5.
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You hugged them.
You kissed them.
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You performed with them
on the stage.
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And by seeing that,
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you let me know
that I could become
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the Sheryl Lee Ralph
that I am still becoming.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ah.
You got your break on Broadway.
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I got my break on Broadway.
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It was "Dreamgirls" for me.
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[ Applause ]
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And for you, it was
"Once Upon a Mattress."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Well, here I am.
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Who's the lucky man?
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-"Once Upon a Mattress"
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was a big, huge break for me.
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-* I've always been shy-y-y-y
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* I confess that I'm shy-y-y-y
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* Can't you guess
that this confident air *
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* Is a mask that I wear
'cause I'm shy? *
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-And then there was television.
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-* When your car
is asked to stop *
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* By a handsome traffic cop
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* Lest you want
a ticket or two *
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* Give them the ooh-la-la
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-* I made a fool of myself
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* Over John Foster Dulles
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-The John Foster Dulles song
was written by Ken Welch,
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who was my coach
and special material writer.
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Now, for those of you
who don't remember,
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John Foster Dulles
was the Secretary of State,
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and he was aptly named.
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He was dull.
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Kenny wrote the song,
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and then I was asked to go
on the Jack Paar show.
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There was such a big reaction,
Jack had me come back.
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And then Ed Sullivan
had me do it on Sunday.
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So, three times that week,
I did the Dulles number.
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Garry Moore had a variety show,
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which was a very big hit,
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and Martha Raye,
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who was a brilliant comedienne,
was the guest,
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but she came down with
a terrible case of bronchitis.
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And Gary said,
"Can you come over
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and be the guest
and replace Martha?"
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Well, I ran over there
like Road Runner.
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And Gary explained to the
audience there in the studio
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that I had just come in
to do this,
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and the audience
was very supportive.
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Then, as a result, Bob Banner,
the executive producer,
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asked me if I would want to be
a regular on Gary's show.
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-[ Ululating ]
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Fear not, Queenie!
Here I come!
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[ Ululating ]
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**
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-Here she is --
the one and only Lily Tomlin.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Carol, I can't
tell you how many years
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Jane Wagner, my partner,
and I have marveled
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over your one-woman extravaganza
of humor and love.
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And that has really blessed the
world throughout your career.
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I, um -- I've got a story
about your impact on me
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that I wanted to share.
-What's that?
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-[ Laughs ]
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When I was starting out
and had just been on "Laugh-In"
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for two or three weeks,
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I was over at the CBS lot,
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where your iconic show
was filmed.
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And I was totally rigid
with fear
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that I would run into you
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and you wouldn't know
who I was, either.
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And I heard your voice
in the hall.
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And I -- It was --
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I didn't have time enough
to fake my own death, so --
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so I just, uh --
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I -- We literally
bumped into each other.
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And I heard you saying,
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"Lily Tomlin, one ringy dingy,
two ringy dingys."
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You absolutely knew
who I was, and you --
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-Well, yes.
-And you knew --
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I'd only been on the air
a couple of weeks
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or three weeks or something.
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And you were so kind
and so generous to me.
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And you talked to me
for a long time.
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And you gave me all the
confidence in the world.
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Carol -- That is --
You are, Carol, right?
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The love that we're
all showing you here tonight
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is small payback
for all the love
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you've shown us
through the years.
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**
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-Coming up, Kristin Chenoweth
and Bernadette Peters
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celebrate Carol and her best
chum, Julie Andrews.
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Then later, Amy Poehler, Cher,
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.
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-Well, hello there.
It's Dolly.
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And I want to be among
all the wonderful people
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and all the many people
that are gonna say
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happy 90th birthday to Carol.
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* Happy birthday to you
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-Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome Kristin Chenoweth
and Bernadette Peters.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Back in the day,
as a die-hard Carol fan,
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I would just get so excited
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when her specials
were about to happen
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because everybody wanted
to take the stage with Carol --
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Robin Williams,
Lucille Ball, Dolly Parton,
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just to name a few.
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-One of my favorites
was her special
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with an amazing opera star,
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the legendary Beverly Sills.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I think I must have watched
"Sills and Burnett at the Met"
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like a thousand times.
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-We wore these jerseys
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for you people up there
and up there and up there
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so that you could tell us apart.
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-Beverly Sills --
her nickname was "Bubbles."
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She had the greatest
personality.
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It was one of the greatest
experiences I've ever had.
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-The only difference
between us is one little octave.
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-One octave?
-Eight little notes.
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-You're kidding.
That's it? Really?
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That's the only difference
between our voices,
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eight little no-- one octave?
-One octave.
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-So, what's the big deal?
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**
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* We're only an octave apart
239
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* Eight little steps
on the musical line *
240
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* Eight little steps
between your pipes and mine *
241
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* Only an octave apart
242
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-* We-e-e're
243
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* Only an octave apart
244
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* Eight little steps
on the musical line *
245
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* Eight little steps
between your pipes *
246
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* And mi-i-i-ne
247
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* Only an octave apart
248
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[ Applause ]
249
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**
250
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-* My F is here
251
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-* My F is here
252
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-* My A is here
253
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-* My A is here
254
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-* My D is here
255
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-* My D is he-e-e-e-re
256
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-[ Smooches ]
257
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* Ha ha
258
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-* Ha-ha
259
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-* Ha-ah, ha ha
260
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-* Ah, ah, ahhhhhhh
261
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,660
-* Ha ha-a
-* Ha ha-a
262
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-* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
-* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
263
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-* Ha, ha, ha, ha
-* Ha, ha, ha, ha
264
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-* Ha, ha
-* Ha, ha
265
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-* We're only an octave apart
-* We're only an octave apart
266
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-* Eight little steps
-* Eight little steps
267
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-* On the musical line
-* On the musical line
268
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-* Eight little steps
-* Eight little steps
269
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-* Between your pipes and mine
-* Between your pipes and mine
270
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-* Only an octave
-* Only an octave
271
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-* Only an octave
-* Only an octave
272
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-* One teensy-weensy
-* One teensy-weensy
273
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-* Eensy-beensy little octave
-* Eensy-beensy little octave
274
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-* A-A-A-A-A
-* A-A-A-A-A
275
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* A-A-A-A-A
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-[ Chuckles ] You are the
highest singer I've ever met.
277
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-And you are the lowest.
278
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[ Laughter ]
279
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-* Apa-a-a-a-rt
-* Apa-a-a-a-rt
280
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[ Cheers and applause ]
281
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I love you.
-Ah.
282
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Before we go any further,
we want to give a shout-out
283
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to our music director,
John McDaniel,
284
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and our incredible
19-piece orchestra.
285
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[ Cheers and applause ]
286
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Bravo!
287
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-There were so many great
Carol Burnett specials,
288
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but the most
legendary Carol specials
289
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were shared with her dear,
dear friend,
290
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her pal, her chum,
Miss Julie Andrews.
291
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[ Cheers and applause ]
292
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-Julie and I never shut up
talking to each other.
293
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It was like we had known
each other from the get-go.
294
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So, the idea was born
that Julie and I
295
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should do a special together.
296
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And so we wound up doing three.
297
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You are heaven!
298
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You know what you are?
You're cotton candy.
299
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You're Christmas!
You're carnivals!
300
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-What?
-You're a little girl
301
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in her first prom dress,
302
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on her first date,
all dressed up,
303
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tripping down the stairs
with stars in her eye.
304
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-You're hay rides.
You're -- You're Halloween.
305
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You're firecrackers
on the 4th of July.
306
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,176
You're a little child
at his first ballgame
307
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waving his pennant
in the breeze.
308
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Um...you're our boys overseas!
309
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To do something on purpose,
310
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you would have
to do something like, um...
311
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that.
312
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-I've never seen anyone work
as hard as Julie does.
313
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Simply maintaining that accent
is an enormous accomplishment.
314
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**
315
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[ Cheers and applause ]
316
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-I think you are
the most wonderful performer
317
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in the whole universe.
318
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-Alright.
You got one more chance.
319
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-Oh! Thank you!
320
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**
321
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You like a little...?
322
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**
323
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-I hate this instrument.
324
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-So-o-o we'll be partners *
-So-o-o we'll be partners *
325
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* Just like hot dogs
and mustard *
326
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-* A twosome, a duet
-* A twosome, a duet
327
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-* We'll be buddies
-* We'll be buddies
328
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-* Just like
Huntley and Brinkley *
329
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* We're
-* Andrews
330
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-* And Burnett
331
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-Wherever we go, we belong *
-Wherever we go, we belong *
332
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-* We belong
-* We belong
333
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-* We belong togethe-e-e-r
-* We belong togethe-e-e-r
334
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[ Cheers and applause ]
335
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,142
-We really wanted to dedicate
a song to Carol and Julie
336
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that pays tribute
to their talent
337
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and their 60-plus-year
friendship.
338
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-And what better song
for two old friends
339
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than the classic "Old Friends,"
340
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written by their close friend
Stephen Sondheim?
341
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[ Applause ]
342
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[ "Old Friends" plays ]
343
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-* Hey, old friend
344
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* Are you okay, old friend?
345
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* What do you say, old friend?
346
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* Are we or aren't we unique?
347
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-* Time goes by
348
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* Everything else
keeps changing *
349
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* You and I
350
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* We get continued next week
351
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-* Most friends fade
352
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* Or they don't
make the grade *
353
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* New ones are quickly made =
354
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* And in a pinch,
sure, they'll do *
355
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* But us, old friends
356
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* What's to discuss,
old friends? *
357
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:44,123
* New friends pour
through the revolving door *
358
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* Maybe there's one
that's more *
359
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* If you find one, that'll do
360
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* But us, old friends
361
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* What's to discuss,
old friends? *
362
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* Here's to you
363
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:09,782
* Who's like you?
364
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* Damn fe-e-e-w
365
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[ Cheers and applause ]
366
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:31,337
-Aww.
367
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,606
I know!
368
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,408
[ Chuckling ]
Old chum.
369
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Thank you, ladies,
on behalf of both of us, right?
370
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:43,549
Yeah. What huge
memories that brought back.
371
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I mean, that tea party sketch,
372
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when we were smashing things
all over each other,
373
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was such ridiculous fun.
374
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,058
And what makes --
-You had fun.
375
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,461
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]
Well, you did to start with.
376
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,730
Yes, you did.
What makes me smile
377
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,666
is that both of us
just sat there and took it all.
378
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,235
I mean, we took the punishment.
379
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,804
I liken it to sort of
being Laurel and Hardy.
380
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,540
They used to just sit there
and have it happen.
381
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:13,512
I cannot believe
that it's been 62 years,
382
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,582
if not more, I think,
since we first met, chum.
383
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,751
-Yes, it was.
-Yeah, yeah.
384
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:22,521
And it's gone by so fast,
it's been ridiculous.
385
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Since then,
we've shared the stage
386
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on three delicious
television specials,
387
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we've appeared together
from time to time,
388
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:34,333
we've had so many dinners,
shared so many phone calls,
389
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,303
and we've gone from landlines
to cellphones to texts.
390
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:42,341
And, oh, have we laughed
along the way.
391
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,877
We've shared confidences.
392
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,546
And so often you've been
the one I've called
393
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:51,884
when times were rough and I
needed a shoulder to cry on.
394
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,352
I can't imagine anywhere
395
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,188
that I would rather be
than here beside you tonight.
396
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,123
And I'm thrilled to be here.
397
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,060
And I love you very,
very much, my dear chum.
398
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,895
[ Applause ]
399
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,496
**
400
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:08,934
-Up next, Amy Poehler audience
questions, Carol Burnett-style.
401
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:15,275
.
402
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,812
-Carol, getting to turn
90 and in great health --
403
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:23,350
what a powerful testimony
for living strong,
404
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,086
living well,
living with laughter.
405
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,654
Thank you for all the joy
406
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:32,092
you've brought to all of us
all these years.
407
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,327
-Can we turn up the lights
so we can talk to the audience?
408
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,830
before we get --
[ Gasps ]
409
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,998
Are there any questions
you might -- Yes?
410
00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,468
-I wrote a small poem about you
I'd like to read.
411
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,536
-Alright. Why don't you
stand up and read it?
412
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,305
What's your name?
-Danny Kruger.
413
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,973
-Hi, Danny.
-Hi.
414
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,775
"I'm in love
with a wonderful girl,
415
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,543
"but there's a catch.
Oh, brother.
416
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,612
"The girl I love,
this glorious girl,
417
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,814
is old enough
to be my mother."
418
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,985
-Sit down, Danny.
419
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:03,223
Q&A started because
the executive producer said,
420
00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,358
"Instead of having a comic,
421
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:08,094
why don't you come out
and warm up the audience?"
422
00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,929
-You want me to do
the Tarzan yell? Alright.
423
00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,965
[ Clears throat ]
424
00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,933
-Ahhhh-ah-ah--
425
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:17,203
Oh!
426
00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:20,173
I lost it.
427
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,641
Ahhhh-ah-ah--
428
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,743
[ Chuckles ]
429
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,446
Yes?
-What kind of soap do they use
430
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:30,817
to clean the floor?
431
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,087
-I think
that's a little personal.
432
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,955
You have a vinyl floor at home
you want to clean?
433
00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:38,358
Is that it?
Yeah. Where is it?
434
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,527
In the bathroom or the kitchen?
435
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,595
All over?
436
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,998
You have vinyl
all over your house?
437
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:48,101
-Just on the floor.
438
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,736
-I love you!
439
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:53,940
-[ Ululating ]
440
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,608
[ Applause ]
441
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:59,312
-Please give a warm welcome
to Amy Poehler.
442
00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:01,781
[ Cheers and applause ]
443
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,255
-Good evening.
444
00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,825
One of my favorite parts
of "The Carol Burnett Show"
445
00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,360
was what we just saw,
446
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,929
when Carol would come out
on stage
447
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,798
and answer questions
from her audience.
448
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,701
It always felt
spontaneous and real,
449
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,739
and Carol's genuine warmth
always came through.
450
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:29,142
And to be honest, it --
it looked kind of easy.
451
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,612
So, in honor of those moments,
452
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:37,117
I'm gonna do my own version
of that tonight.
453
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,085
So, um, this should be fun.
454
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,087
Let's just see
who has questions for me.
455
00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:42,455
Anyone? Questions?
456
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:45,759
Yes. You, ma'am.
457
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,328
-What happens to us
when we die?
458
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,205
-Wow. Right out of the gate.
[ Chuckles ]
459
00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:00,340
That's a big one.
460
00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:02,776
Um, it's an important question,
461
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,879
but let me just,
like, get warmed up first.
462
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,481
But we'll get back to that
'cause that's important.
463
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,183
Anyone else? Anyone else
have their hand raised?
464
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,418
Yes. You, sir.
465
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:15,255
-Yes. Hi. How do you think
the world will end?
466
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,857
Nuclear disaster
or climate change?
467
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:25,632
-That's another heavy one.
[ Chuckles ]
468
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:29,903
I remember these being more fun.
469
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:33,606
I feel like the '70s
were a little more fun.
470
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,876
So, does anyone have, like,
a softball-type question,
471
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,512
you know, something like, "Oh,
what's your favorite color?"
472
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,681
or, "What makes you laugh?"
Anything like that?
473
00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:44,851
Yes. You.
474
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:48,388
-What makes you laugh?
-Oh, great question.
475
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:51,758
I think I just love watching
funny and deluded characters,
476
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,161
which is why Carol's work
is so dear to my heart.
477
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,896
-You know, what makes me laugh
478
00:24:56,930 --> 00:25:02,202
is when scientists create robots
with artificial intelligence
479
00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:05,038
that will one day
replace us all.
480
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:08,842
-Okay.
481
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:12,879
I couldn't really hear
that last part, but...
482
00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,348
I think I heard you say,
483
00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:19,052
"Can you try to do
Carol's Tarzan yell?"
484
00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:23,790
And, okay, here goes.
485
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,825
Ahhhhhh-ah-ah--
486
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,361
I take it back.
This is so hard.
487
00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,363
I'm so sorry, Carol.
488
00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:31,698
Nothing you did was easy.
489
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,667
This was not easy.
490
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,102
Your Q&A's
were much harder than I thought.
491
00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:39,472
Please, let's continue to take
a look at the best of Carol
492
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:40,807
on "The Carol Burnett Show."
493
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,943
And I'm sorry I even tried this.
494
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,646
-I loved being
all those different characters.
495
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,581
-Stella Toddler?
496
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,549
-Yes?
497
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,251
-This is your lifetime!
498
00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:53,386
-[ Gasps ]
499
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,822
-iAy caramba!
500
00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:00,860
Ha!
501
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,796
My enchiladas --
502
00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:07,267
they were hot, hot, hot!
503
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:11,404
And now --
504
00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:16,710
Now my enchiladas
are cold, cold, cold.
505
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,812
-Mrs. Wiggins, could you
come in here now and --
506
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,648
-Hello?
507
00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,691
-Could you come in?
508
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:50,210
Uh, "Dear. Mr. Del Mar,
509
00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:53,613
"uh, in regards
510
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:58,651
"to your letter of the 25th,
511
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:02,022
"I feel that a written reply
512
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:06,192
"is in the keeping
of the company policy,
513
00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:10,263
"rather than seeing you
in person.
514
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:15,335
"And so I am forwarding this
letter at this time
515
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:24,911
to you --"
516
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:28,415
Are you going to memorize this?
517
00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,050
-Eunice spoke to me.
I don't know.
518
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,519
The frustration, the angst,
519
00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:35,822
the wanting to be somebody,
520
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,457
but not quite making it.
521
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,092
I just felt for her.
522
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,827
-Now, you listen to me.
523
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,929
I told you what the signal was.
524
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,498
This is the signal
for proper name.
525
00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:47,400
This is the signal for that.
526
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:51,071
Now, I am going to give you
a proper name,
527
00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:53,640
and then I am going to
give you a sounds like.
528
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:57,077
Now, come on, Mama!
You know this song!
529
00:27:57,077 --> 00:28:01,114
-Well, how the hell can I think
with you screaming at me?!
530
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,216
Proper name!
531
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,218
Sounds like!
532
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,020
-Stomach hand!
-Unh!
533
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,021
-Pain!
-Mnh!
534
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,122
-Agony!
-Ugh!
535
00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:10,123
-Belly!
-Yeah!
536
00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,691
-Sounds like "belly"!
537
00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:14,661
"Wait Till the Sun Shines
Belly!"
538
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,263
-I'm gonna kill you!
539
00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:20,300
-Coming up, more great
laughs from Carol's career.
540
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,769
Plus, Billy Porter,
Vicki Lawrence,
541
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:29,241
.
542
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,212
-Carol Burnett,
I am honored to celebrate you
543
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,346
on your 90th birthday.
544
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,449
You know, growing up
in our household,
545
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:42,554
your show was one of the ones
that we could watch as a family.
546
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:45,924
My dad loved Tim Conway,
and -- I'll be honest --
547
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:49,194
maybe I had a little bit
of a crush on Lyle Waggoner.
548
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,332
But it was your wit,
your heart and boldness
549
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,669
that always stole
the show for me.
550
00:28:56,702 --> 00:29:00,706
So, on this birthday, I hope
you feel all the love and joy
551
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,875
you have given
millions of families
552
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,544
reflected right back at you.
553
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:10,082
I love you so much, Carol.
And happy birthday.
554
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,151
-From "The Carol Burnett Show,"
555
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,420
here's Vicki Lawrence.
556
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,789
[ Cheers and applause ]
557
00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:19,925
**
558
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,167
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
559
00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,039
Stop.
560
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:36,642
Stop. You'll make me cry.
561
00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:39,278
Who gets a fan letter
from a gawky teenager,
562
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,046
looks up her family's number,
563
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,848
calls her on the phone,
564
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,117
and makes arrangements
to come to see her
565
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,087
in the Miss Fireball contest?
566
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,189
Carol.
567
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:53,092
Who, on a hunch,
hires that 17-year-old
568
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,261
to play her sister
on her new variety show?
569
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,830
Carol.
570
00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:00,766
Thanks to Carol, I got to go
to the Harvard School of Comedy
571
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,501
in front of America.
572
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,004
People always ask me --
I don't know if they ask you,
573
00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,305
but they always ask me,
574
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,774
"Did you guys have as much fun
as it looked like?"
575
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:13,379
And I always answer,
"You have no idea."
576
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,281
-Vicki, you've got a gold
record.
577
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,584
-[ Gasps ]
578
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,285
-Have any questions
you might like --
579
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,354
The gentleman there
who falls asleep during our show
580
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,423
wants to ask you a question.
-How old are you?
581
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,625
-No, no.
-Ah.
582
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,527
-Oh, there you are.
583
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,995
-Oh, my darling,
come into my arms.
584
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:33,165
-Together at last.
-Ohh!
585
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:36,368
-Harvey had the best
comedy chops of anybody
586
00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,569
I've ever worked with.
587
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,138
-Molly?
-Hmm?
588
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:43,075
-Why don't we have
another kid?
589
00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:45,144
-Man turning into beast.
590
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,682
Don't you know there's no such
things as "werewoooolves"?
591
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:53,052
-Hello? Anderson residence.
Hello?
592
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,720
Hello --
593
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,389
Oh, foolish me.
594
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,458
Hello?
595
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:04,263
-Mr. Handsome, there's a
Miss Fusco to see you, sir.
596
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,902
-Hello there.
597
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,905
-Tim Conway --
that little mind never quit.
598
00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:15,174
-Fire!
599
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,780
-[ Imitates
elephant trumpeting ]
600
00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:23,816
-Don't touch anything
until the police arrive.
601
00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,351
Fingerprints, you know.
602
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,852
Put on your gloves.
603
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,520
-But I've just waxed
the doorknob.
604
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,889
-He would be coming up with
bits of business
605
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,092
that were just brilliant.
606
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:52,211
-I'm sorry, sir.
607
00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:23,275
-And so, many times,
that's what we used.
608
00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:27,279
So, I always wanted to let him
go and let him do his thing.
609
00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,581
I don't know what made
Vicki the perfect Mama
610
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,084
except that she is
a perfect talent.
611
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,454
-Aha!
612
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,356
Aha!!
613
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:40,993
Oh! Oh, Camilla.
What are you doing here?
614
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,928
-Well, I could ask you
the same question,
615
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,164
but it's perfectly obvious
what you're doing here.
616
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,799
You and this
little Norwegian nothing
617
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,300
have a lot of nerve
doing this to me,
618
00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,235
and I won't stand for it!
I won't! I won't!
619
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,538
I'm a big Hollywood star.
Do you hear me?
620
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,239
A big Hollywood star!
621
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,375
And I will not have you
treating me like an extra.
622
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,877
I've worked a long time
to get where I am,
623
00:32:58,911 --> 00:33:01,347
and I will never be
humiliated like this again!
624
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,450
Never, never, never!
625
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,419
-Oh, that's wonderful.
626
00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:08,554
-[ Shrieks ]
627
00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,489
-I have twin sons.
628
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,491
One son is werewolf.
629
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:16,095
The other son is a lead singer
in a rock group.
630
00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:19,365
When the moon is full,
you couldn't tell them apart.
631
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:22,534
Go raise children.
632
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:25,404
-She was 18
when we discovered her,
633
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:29,074
and I think she was 24
when we had her play Mama.
634
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:31,210
She learned all about comedy
635
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,145
in front of 30 million
people a week.
636
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,781
-You're really nuts, you know?
637
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,750
-Nuts?
-One of these days
638
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,752
they're gonna come over here
and lock you up.
639
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,453
-Oh, lay off of me, will you?
-You ain't playing
640
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,490
with a full deck, Eunice.
641
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,959
I think somebody
blew your pilot light out.
642
00:33:56,168 --> 00:34:00,039
-Oh, boy.
643
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,242
That's a new one, Mama.
644
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,511
[ Applause ]
645
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,051
-I think I might be
the luckiest person here tonight
646
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:13,852
because I'm the one
who got to spend
647
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,722
11 of the best years of my life
working with this lady --
648
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,224
or, as you love to say,
playing in the sandbox.
649
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,926
-Absolutely.
-Yes.
650
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,961
They asked me
to pick a favorite clip
651
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,330
to share here tonight,
and I thought,
652
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,733
"Well, I could maybe
narrow it down to --
653
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,768
I don't know -- maybe 200."
654
00:34:29,802 --> 00:34:32,304
And then I got to thinking
about all the incredible music
655
00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,106
that we did on your show.
656
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:37,376
And we had the special music
material writers,
657
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,612
you know, who would write these
incredible musical take-offs,
658
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,914
amazing medleys.
659
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,650
So, what I picked
means a lot to me.
660
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,986
It was the final episode
of the season in 1975,
661
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:51,323
and I was pregnant
with my very first child.
662
00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:53,192
I was, like, very pregnant,
663
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,761
like, 10 minutes
from giving birth.
664
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:58,097
And as my due date grew closer,
665
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:02,368
Ken and Mitzie Welch put
together a medley of lullabies.
666
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,304
But I mean, like, every lullaby
you've ever heard in your life.
667
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,739
It was incredible.
668
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,807
Did we have so much fun
rehearsing that?
669
00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:10,142
It was so much fun.
670
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,111
And I think Carol,
being a mom,
671
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:13,812
knew how much
it would mean to me.
672
00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:14,913
Thank you so much, Carol,
673
00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:16,615
for this memory
and for all the memories.
674
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,650
And I hope there
are a whole lot more.
675
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,053
I love you.
[ Applause ]
676
00:35:21,053 --> 00:35:25,691
-* Close your eyes, sleepyhead
677
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:30,329
* Bright angels will guide you
678
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:34,667
* Close your eyes, sleepyhead
679
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:39,204
* Angels gather near your bed
680
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:43,709
* Lullaby and good night
681
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:48,213
* Till the dawn's early light
682
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:52,751
* Lullaby and good night
683
00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:57,790
* Time to turn out the light
684
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:00,092
[ Baby crying ]
685
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,760
[ Applause ]
686
00:36:01,794 --> 00:36:03,095
-I love you so much.
687
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:05,064
-Up next,
a special musical tribute
688
00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:06,832
to "Annie" with Jane Lynch,
689
00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:13,238
.
690
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,242
-Hi, Carol. It's Martin Short.
-And I'm -- Well...
691
00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,278
-And we are so excited
692
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,880
to be sending our birthday
greetings to you.
693
00:36:21,914 --> 00:36:25,250
Mwah!
-Because you are 90 years old
694
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,420
and we have loved you
for every year of our lives
695
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,456
except for the part
where we weren't born yet.
696
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:33,058
But happy birthday.
-Yeah. Oh, happy birthday
697
00:36:33,092 --> 00:36:36,195
Mwah! We love you, genius girl.
698
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,565
-Please welcome Oscar winner
Charlize Theron.
699
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:42,935
[ Applause ]
700
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,504
-I am a huge fan
of the classic movies,
701
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,340
films like "Sunset Boulevard,"
"Show Boat,"
702
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,476
"The Little Foxes,"
"Gone with the Wind."
703
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,245
But you know what I love more?
704
00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:54,980
It's what you and your cast
705
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,483
did to them
on "The Carol Burnett Show."
706
00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:01,487
So, your take on them
was brilliant.
707
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,224
Those parodies had
great music, amazing costumes,
708
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:08,227
wonderful dialogue,
and unforgettable characters.
709
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:11,797
Let's take a look
at your great parodies.
710
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,465
-To Nora Desmond,
711
00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:16,869
the greatest silent film star
of them all.
712
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,644
-Max?
-Yes, madam?
713
00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:28,047
-Is there someone there?
-Yes, madam.
714
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,315
-Good.
715
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:43,062
-No!
716
00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:47,766
I shall remain steadfast
against your lustful urgings,
717
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,537
never, never submitting
to your wanton sexual appetites
718
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,906
and your mad burning passions
719
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,675
and your need
to ravish and debauch.
720
00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:03,015
Say something, Captain!
Say something!
721
00:38:03,015 --> 00:38:04,650
-This is it,
722
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:08,487
the first human contact with
a being from another planet.
723
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,090
-Speak for yourself.
724
00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,240
-That shape!
725
00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:31,043
That form!
726
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,645
Why, he looks almost
727
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:37,049
like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
728
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:40,285
-Oh, darling. Don't worry.
729
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,554
I'll get you the finest doctor
that money can buy.
730
00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:44,890
**
731
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,358
-Hello.
-Who are you?
732
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,394
-I'm the finest doctor
money can buy.
733
00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:51,630
**
734
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,500
-How did you know she was sick?
-I heard the music.
735
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,236
I'm afraid she only
has five minutes to live.
736
00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:00,005
[ Dramatic music plays ]
-Oh, no.
737
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,507
Oh, no.
738
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:04,043
I'll act as though
nothing had happened.
739
00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,744
[ Sniffles ]
740
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,514
[ High-pitched voice ]
Hey, funny face.
741
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,115
Guess what.
-What?
742
00:39:10,149 --> 00:39:11,216
-The doctor says
you're gonna be alright.
743
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,919
There's nothing wrong.
How about that?
744
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,288
Hey, how'd you like
something to eat?
745
00:39:16,321 --> 00:39:18,123
I'd love a 4-minute egg.
746
00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:24,897
-Starlet, I love you.
That gown is gorgeous.
747
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,331
-Thank you.
I saw it in the window,
748
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:30,035
and I just couldn't resist it.
749
00:39:30,069 --> 00:39:33,806
-Please give a warm welcome
to the movie's original Annie,
750
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,808
Aileen Quinn.
751
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,843
[ Cheers and applause ]
752
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,912
**
753
00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:43,916
-No one was better than Carol
at those hilarious parodies.
754
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,584
I enjoyed watching that.
755
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:49,455
But let's not forget she's also
a brilliant film actress.
756
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:52,424
-You think I like to see you
so jealous of Nick
757
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,059
that you feel
you have to tackle him?
758
00:39:54,093 --> 00:39:55,928
You think that makes me
feel good?
759
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:57,730
-I think we should get
to the heart of this.
760
00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,064
-The heart of this
761
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,600
is that you wish
you had some blond nymph
762
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,302
adoring you like he does.
763
00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:04,903
So, go on. Go find one.
764
00:40:04,937 --> 00:40:08,507
Christ! How long are you gonna
hang on to these fantasies?
765
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,943
The reality is you're married
to a middle-aged woman
766
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,412
with a good sense of humor
and dry skin.
767
00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,881
And if you don't like it,
then go find yourself a nymph.
768
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,283
-You are an art collector?
769
00:40:18,317 --> 00:40:21,587
**
770
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:25,457
I think that's just wonderful.
771
00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,292
I love art.
772
00:40:27,326 --> 00:40:29,161
Of course, I don't know
too much about it,
773
00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,397
but I do know
I love looking at pictures.
774
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,598
I think it would
just be wonderful
775
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,500
to be able
to collect it like that.
776
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:38,003
**
777
00:40:38,037 --> 00:40:39,438
-And of course
one of the roles
778
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,474
she's most known for
is Miss Hannigan.
779
00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:44,810
[ Applause ]
780
00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:46,945
Yes, in the film
that I was lucky enough
781
00:40:46,979 --> 00:40:48,947
to be a part of -- "Annie."
782
00:40:48,981 --> 00:40:50,849
-Leapin' lizards!
783
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,951
-* Little girls, little girls
784
00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:55,754
* Everywhere I turn
785
00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:57,923
* I can see them
786
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,059
**
787
00:41:00,059 --> 00:41:02,528
* Little girls, little girls
788
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:07,666
* Night and day
I eat, sleep, and breathe them *
789
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:14,239
* I'm an ordinary woman
with feelings *
790
00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:18,410
* I'd like a man
to nibble on my ear *
791
00:41:18,444 --> 00:41:23,582
* But I'll admit
no man has bitten *
792
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:27,086
* So how come
I'm the mother of the year? *
793
00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:29,088
**
794
00:41:29,121 --> 00:41:32,491
-Ladies and gentlemen,
Jane Lynch.
795
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,493
[ Applause ]
796
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:39,331
**
797
00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:41,867
-* Little cheeks,
little teeth *
798
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:48,407
* Everything around me
is little *
799
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,509
* If I wring little necks
800
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:57,116
* Surely I would get
an acquittal *
801
00:41:57,116 --> 00:42:01,286
* Some women are dripping
with diamonds *
802
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,557
* Some women are dripping
with pearls *
803
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:08,060
* Lucky me, lucky me
804
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:11,096
* Look at
what I'm dripping with *
805
00:42:11,130 --> 00:42:14,166
* Little girls
806
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:18,837
**
807
00:42:18,871 --> 00:42:22,074
* How I hate little shoes,
little socks *
808
00:42:22,074 --> 00:42:25,344
* And each little
809
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,646
* Bloomer
810
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,848
* I'd have cracked years ago
811
00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:36,121
* If it weren't for my
sense of humor *
812
00:42:36,155 --> 00:42:40,859
* Someday I'll land
in the nut house *
813
00:42:40,893 --> 00:42:45,097
* With all the nuts
and the squirrels *
814
00:42:45,097 --> 00:42:47,333
* There I'll stay tucked away
815
00:42:47,366 --> 00:42:50,602
* Till the prohibition of
816
00:42:50,636 --> 00:43:00,612
* Little gi-i-i-rls
817
00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:04,416
[ Cheers and applause ]
818
00:43:04,450 --> 00:43:08,821
Please welcome Billy Porter
and Bernadette Peters.
819
00:43:08,854 --> 00:43:13,692
[ "Easy Street" plays ]
820
00:43:13,726 --> 00:43:19,365
-* I remember the way
our sainted mother *
821
00:43:19,398 --> 00:43:22,334
* Would sit and croon us
822
00:43:22,368 --> 00:43:26,105
* Her lullaby
823
00:43:26,138 --> 00:43:32,444
* She said, "Kids, there's a
place that's like no other" *
824
00:43:32,478 --> 00:43:39,551
* "You got to get there
before you die" *
825
00:43:39,585 --> 00:43:44,590
-* Now, you don't get there
by playing by the rule books *
826
00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:47,626
-* You stack the aces
827
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:50,863
-* You load the dice
828
00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:53,966
-* Mother dear
829
00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:58,737
* Oh, we know you're
830
00:43:58,771 --> 00:44:03,475
* Down there listening
831
00:44:03,509 --> 00:44:07,613
* How can we follow
832
00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:13,052
* Your sweet advice
833
00:44:13,052 --> 00:44:16,221
* To
834
00:44:16,255 --> 00:44:20,225
-* Easy street
835
00:44:20,259 --> 00:44:23,896
* Easy street
836
00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:29,234
* Where you sleep till noon
837
00:44:29,268 --> 00:44:31,270
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah
838
00:44:31,303 --> 00:44:33,072
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah
839
00:44:33,072 --> 00:44:36,842
-* She'd repeat
840
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:41,613
* Easy street
841
00:44:41,647 --> 00:44:49,688
* Better get there soon
842
00:44:49,722 --> 00:44:53,892
-* Easy street
843
00:44:53,926 --> 00:44:57,730
* Easy street
844
00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:01,834
* Annie is the key
845
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,902
-* Yes, sirree
-* Yes, sirree
846
00:45:03,936 --> 00:45:05,637
-* Yes, sirree
-Whoo!
847
00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:10,943
-Yeah!
-* Easy street
848
00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:14,646
* Easy street
849
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:21,053
* That's where we're gonna
850
00:45:21,053 --> 00:45:30,662
* Be-e-e-e
851
00:45:30,696 --> 00:45:34,867
[ Cheers and applause ]
852
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:40,472
[ "Tomorrow" plays ]
853
00:45:40,506 --> 00:45:47,079
-* When I'm stuck with a day
that's gray and lonely *
854
00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:49,748
* I just stick out my chin
855
00:45:49,782 --> 00:45:54,820
* And grin and say
856
00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:56,555
* Ohh
857
00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:59,091
* Tomorrow, tomorrow
858
00:45:59,091 --> 00:46:01,560
* I love ya, tomorrow
859
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:05,631
* You're only a day away
860
00:46:05,664 --> 00:46:09,034
-* Tomorrow, tomorrow
861
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,470
* I love ya, tomorrow
862
00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:15,641
* You're only a day
863
00:46:15,674 --> 00:46:25,050
* Awa-a-a-a-y
864
00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:28,754
**
865
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:32,257
[ Cheers and applause ]
866
00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:36,628
-Coming up, Sofia Vergara,
Susan Lucci, Marisa Tomei,
867
00:46:43,068 --> 00:46:43,202
.
868
00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:20,105
-I laugh at mys-- Not that much,
but only a little bit.
869
00:47:42,695 --> 00:47:44,930
Happy 90th, Carol. Love you.
870
00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:46,765
Love you, love you.
871
00:47:46,799 --> 00:47:49,368
**
872
00:47:49,401 --> 00:47:51,704
[ Cheers and applause ]
873
00:47:51,737 --> 00:47:55,140
-Please welcome Sofia Vergara.
874
00:47:55,174 --> 00:47:57,376
[ Cheers and applause ]
875
00:47:57,409 --> 00:47:59,712
**
876
00:47:59,745 --> 00:48:02,081
Buenas noches.
877
00:48:02,114 --> 00:48:04,383
**
878
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,652
The theater
that we're in tonight
879
00:48:06,685 --> 00:48:10,422
is not too far from the one
where Carol worked as an usher
880
00:48:10,456 --> 00:48:13,659
during her summer break
from UCLA.
881
00:48:13,692 --> 00:48:16,161
Unfortunately,
the manager fired her
882
00:48:16,195 --> 00:48:19,064
when some customer demanded
to be seated
883
00:48:19,098 --> 00:48:22,301
at the end of
an Alfred Hitchcock thriller
884
00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:27,272
and Carol insisted that they had
to see it from the beginning.
885
00:48:27,306 --> 00:48:28,640
That's right.
886
00:48:28,674 --> 00:48:33,445
That night, Carol
lost her 65-cent-an-hour job.
887
00:48:33,479 --> 00:48:35,581
And years later,
when she was asked
888
00:48:35,614 --> 00:48:39,284
where she wanted her star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,
889
00:48:39,318 --> 00:48:42,054
of course
Carol said she wanted it
890
00:48:42,054 --> 00:48:47,292
in front of the very theater
that she was fired from.
891
00:48:47,326 --> 00:48:50,496
[ Applause ]
892
00:48:50,529 --> 00:48:52,398
That's, I think,
893
00:48:52,431 --> 00:48:54,800
one of the things
that we all love about Carol,
894
00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:57,903
that she never takes herself
too seriously
895
00:48:57,936 --> 00:49:01,340
and that there's always
a laugh in everything
896
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:03,342
and anything that she does.
897
00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:05,177
So, now let's take a look
898
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:08,147
at a few of her best roles
on television.
899
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,882
-What kind of doctor
do you call yourself?!
900
00:49:09,915 --> 00:49:12,117
-Mrs. Stemple, Mrs. Stemple,
901
00:49:12,151 --> 00:49:17,923
Jamie is trying to have
a natural childbirth.
902
00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,525
-Ahh.
903
00:49:19,558 --> 00:49:22,695
-Are you out of your mind?
904
00:49:22,728 --> 00:49:25,130
-Maybe you could talk
to costumes about getting --
905
00:49:25,164 --> 00:49:27,232
getting you a longer loincloth.
906
00:49:30,736 --> 00:49:33,038
I saw your balls.
907
00:49:33,072 --> 00:49:35,841
-What?
908
00:49:35,874 --> 00:49:38,811
-I saw your balls then.
909
00:49:38,844 --> 00:49:41,246
-Then be calm.
-I'm calm!
910
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,415
-Hold this.
-I'm calm.
911
00:49:47,619 --> 00:49:49,722
I'm calm.
912
00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:54,093
-Help!
913
00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,627
-Angie, I'm scared.
914
00:49:55,661 --> 00:49:57,863
-Hey, Rosie, I was, too,
on my first day.
915
00:49:57,896 --> 00:49:59,865
Everyone is.
-You know something?
916
00:49:59,898 --> 00:50:02,901
The difference between you and
everyone else is you've got me.
917
00:50:02,935 --> 00:50:04,403
Come on.
918
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:08,540
-Sometimes I think my real
talent is in attracting bad men.
919
00:50:08,574 --> 00:50:10,242
-Well, good ones
are hard to find.
920
00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:13,746
-Oh, dear God,
what did we do to our sons?
921
00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:18,684
We taught them to believe
that you obeyed,
922
00:50:18,717 --> 00:50:20,753
that you did what you were told,
923
00:50:20,786 --> 00:50:24,056
that you didn't question.
924
00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,291
But it was wrong.
925
00:50:26,325 --> 00:50:29,261
It was so wrong.
926
00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:32,765
They would be alive today.
927
00:50:32,798 --> 00:50:34,767
[ Voice breaking ] That's what
we have to live with.
928
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,836
-I used to watch
"All My Children" every day.
929
00:50:37,870 --> 00:50:39,738
It would be my lunch hour.
930
00:50:39,772 --> 00:50:43,308
And Agnes Nixon,
who created "All My Children,"
931
00:50:43,342 --> 00:50:45,477
called and said, "Would you like
to come on the show
932
00:50:45,511 --> 00:50:46,812
and be a character?"
933
00:50:46,845 --> 00:50:48,180
I said, "Absolutely."
934
00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:50,182
I had a whole storyline,
935
00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:52,351
and I got to work
with Susan Lucci...
936
00:50:52,384 --> 00:50:53,852
-Oh, perfect!
937
00:50:53,886 --> 00:50:55,921
-...who is the opposite
of Erica Kane.
938
00:50:55,954 --> 00:50:57,856
No diva about her at all.
939
00:50:57,890 --> 00:51:01,260
If Opal wants to fight for Sam,
940
00:51:01,293 --> 00:51:05,731
she's gonna have to go
mano a mano with moi.
941
00:51:05,764 --> 00:51:08,200
-Then you better just "tangono"
942
00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:11,203
out of "town-o" right "now-o."
943
00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:16,241
-From "All My Children,"
please welcome Susan Lucci.
944
00:51:16,275 --> 00:51:19,478
[ Cheers and applause ]
945
00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:23,282
-Oh, Carol, you were
a member of our family
946
00:51:23,315 --> 00:51:24,950
when you were on
"All My Children."
947
00:51:24,983 --> 00:51:28,587
You did a great send-up
of soaps on your show --
948
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:31,690
"As the Stomach Turns."
949
00:51:31,724 --> 00:51:32,958
I loved watching it.
950
00:51:32,991 --> 00:51:34,660
I know everyone did.
951
00:51:34,693 --> 00:51:38,097
But I tell you, you could just
do a take on any genre
952
00:51:38,097 --> 00:51:39,765
and find the funny.
953
00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:42,568
And, boy, are we all so glad
that you did.
954
00:51:42,601 --> 00:51:44,236
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
955
00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,571
[ Applause ]
956
00:51:45,604 --> 00:51:48,807
-Next, a tribute to the
legendary Bob Mackie
957
00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:55,247
.
958
00:51:57,149 --> 00:51:58,183
-For Carol, this meant
a new connection to someone
959
00:51:58,684 --> 00:52:00,285
she's known for years.
960
00:52:00,319 --> 00:52:01,920
That's Bill Hader.
You know him?
961
00:52:01,954 --> 00:52:03,255
-Bill?! Of course!
962
00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:05,424
He was
on my 50th-anniversary show.
963
00:52:05,457 --> 00:52:07,960
-Oh, my God.
-Well, it was a family affair.
964
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,762
-Isn't that something?
965
00:52:09,795 --> 00:52:10,929
-Hey, Carol.
966
00:52:10,963 --> 00:52:12,331
Sorry I couldn't be there
tonight,
967
00:52:12,364 --> 00:52:17,369
but I am busy planning
the Burnett family reunion 2023,
968
00:52:17,403 --> 00:52:18,704
and it is going great.
969
00:52:18,737 --> 00:52:19,938
We're having a great time.
970
00:52:19,972 --> 00:52:21,540
Last night,
we had a sketch night,
971
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:22,941
which was fun,
972
00:52:22,975 --> 00:52:24,910
except we didn't get through
a single sketch
973
00:52:24,943 --> 00:52:26,245
because people kept breaking.
974
00:52:26,278 --> 00:52:29,515
But that's kind of
our thing, right?
975
00:52:29,548 --> 00:52:33,385
But I wanted to say, on behalf
of myself and my family,
976
00:52:33,419 --> 00:52:38,824
we were so thrilled
to find out that we're related.
977
00:52:38,857 --> 00:52:40,592
But the truth is, Carol,
978
00:52:40,626 --> 00:52:44,096
that you make anybody
who's ever met you,
979
00:52:44,129 --> 00:52:46,098
you know, or seen you perform
980
00:52:46,131 --> 00:52:47,966
feel like family.
981
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,471
So, on behalf of your family,
real and honorary,
982
00:52:52,504 --> 00:52:55,941
I want to say thank you
for the love and the laughter,
983
00:52:55,974 --> 00:53:00,312
and thank you so much
for just being one of my heroes.
984
00:53:00,346 --> 00:53:02,114
Congratulations.
985
00:53:02,147 --> 00:53:05,951
-Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Mrs. Wiggins.
986
00:53:06,051 --> 00:53:09,288
**
987
00:53:09,321 --> 00:53:12,091
[ Applause ]
988
00:53:12,124 --> 00:53:18,330
**
989
00:53:18,364 --> 00:53:22,301
-Hello?
990
00:53:22,334 --> 00:53:24,103
Is that lunch?
991
00:53:24,136 --> 00:53:25,904
-No. Mrs. Wiggins,
I'm the director.
992
00:53:25,938 --> 00:53:30,542
And you need to introduce
the Bob Mackie clip package.
993
00:53:30,576 --> 00:53:34,646
-Watch...this...
994
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,982
movie.
995
00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:40,119
-Bob Mackie is a genius.
996
00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:41,854
**
997
00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:44,456
He would come up
with these ideas.
998
00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:46,158
In fact, he has often said
999
00:53:46,191 --> 00:53:50,763
that he enjoyed
doing the character work
1000
00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,965
even more than
just designing pretty clothes.
1001
00:53:52,998 --> 00:53:54,933
-Actually,
I have it on backwards.
1002
00:53:54,967 --> 00:53:57,936
-And he designed
not only what I wore,
1003
00:53:57,970 --> 00:54:00,773
but what everybody
wore on my show,
1004
00:54:00,806 --> 00:54:03,776
which means, with all
the sketches, the dancers,
1005
00:54:03,809 --> 00:54:07,746
the guest stars,
Harvey, Lyle, Vicki, me, Tim.
1006
00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:08,914
-[ Gasps ]
1007
00:54:08,947 --> 00:54:11,784
-65 to 70 costumes a week.
1008
00:54:11,817 --> 00:54:14,520
So, do the math.
1009
00:54:14,553 --> 00:54:16,855
200-and-some-odd shows,
70-some-odd shows.
1010
00:54:16,889 --> 00:54:21,493
That's about 17,000 costumes
in 11 years that he designed.
1011
00:54:27,966 --> 00:54:29,535
Bob Mackie.
1012
00:54:29,568 --> 00:54:31,203
[ Cheers and applause ]
1013
00:54:31,236 --> 00:54:36,108
-Now, we all know
that the actual Mrs. Wiggins
1014
00:54:36,141 --> 00:54:39,111
belongs to the one
and only Carol.
1015
00:54:39,144 --> 00:54:41,413
[ Applause ]
1016
00:54:41,447 --> 00:54:43,949
And here is the man himself
1017
00:54:43,982 --> 00:54:46,685
who designed
all those great costumes --
1018
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,721
Bob Mackie.
1019
00:54:48,754 --> 00:54:51,090
[ Cheers and applause ]
1020
00:54:51,123 --> 00:54:56,362
**
1021
00:54:56,395 --> 00:55:01,633
**
1022
00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:04,203
-Hi, darling.
-Hi!
1023
00:55:04,236 --> 00:55:05,704
-Darling.
1024
00:55:05,738 --> 00:55:10,342
-So, tell me more about
the Mrs. Wiggins costume.
1025
00:55:10,376 --> 00:55:13,746
-Well, actually, Mrs. Wiggins --
1026
00:55:13,779 --> 00:55:15,881
she wasn't the most
tasteful girl in the world,
1027
00:55:15,914 --> 00:55:18,617
but everybody liked her,
and she had a great body.
1028
00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:20,586
-What about Carol?
I understand that there was --
1029
00:55:20,619 --> 00:55:23,589
-Yeah, Carol thought
her behind was a little flat,
1030
00:55:23,622 --> 00:55:25,391
and she said,
"What am I gonna do?
1031
00:55:25,424 --> 00:55:27,126
You're gonna have
to take the skirt in."
1032
00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:30,062
And I said, "Just arch your back
1033
00:55:30,095 --> 00:55:32,398
and stick out your butt
and walk."
1034
00:55:32,431 --> 00:55:34,967
And it was perfect.
1035
00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,869
-So, let's talk about Eunice.
1036
00:55:36,902 --> 00:55:38,070
-Oh, Eunice.
1037
00:55:38,103 --> 00:55:41,206
Well, Eunice was
the most unhappy woman alive.
1038
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,476
Her mother didn't like her.
Her husband couldn't stand her.
1039
00:55:44,510 --> 00:55:48,514
And, you know, she wore the
same dress day in and day out.
1040
00:55:48,547 --> 00:55:49,982
-It suited her, though.
1041
00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:52,918
What about this classic,
classic costume?
1042
00:55:52,951 --> 00:55:54,620
-This is an iconic --
1043
00:55:54,653 --> 00:55:57,456
kind of the trademark
of Carol Burnett.
1044
00:55:57,489 --> 00:55:59,825
There's cartoons.
There's greeting cards.
1045
00:55:59,858 --> 00:56:01,860
There's everything
with that person on it.
1046
00:56:01,894 --> 00:56:04,363
-And, Bob...
-How about --
1047
00:56:04,396 --> 00:56:07,466
-...tell me about Nora Desmond.
1048
00:56:07,499 --> 00:56:09,034
-I love Nora Desmond.
1049
00:56:09,068 --> 00:56:10,903
She was a take-off on Swanson.
1050
00:56:10,936 --> 00:56:13,172
-Was it Gloria Swanson?
-Gloria Swanson.
1051
00:56:13,205 --> 00:56:15,074
-Gloria Swanson was amazing
1052
00:56:15,107 --> 00:56:17,710
because she saw
when Carol did that part
1053
00:56:17,743 --> 00:56:19,511
and she was really amused.
1054
00:56:19,545 --> 00:56:22,481
And she wanted to be
on the show.
1055
00:56:22,514 --> 00:56:25,417
-And over here,
our other favorite --
1056
00:56:25,451 --> 00:56:27,786
Stella Toddler.
-Stella Toddler.
1057
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:29,555
-When this one came on,
1058
00:56:29,588 --> 00:56:32,458
she did things with her body
that nobody else could do.
1059
00:56:32,491 --> 00:56:34,560
-And the costume allows
for all the physicality.
1060
00:56:34,593 --> 00:56:36,362
-And she would, like, fall down,
1061
00:56:36,395 --> 00:56:39,365
and then she'd just sit there
because she couldn't get up.
1062
00:56:39,398 --> 00:56:41,166
You know, it was
that kind of a character.
1063
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,068
And we laughed and laughed.
1064
00:56:43,102 --> 00:56:45,704
-And, you know, what I what
I don't see here, though,
1065
00:56:45,738 --> 00:56:49,141
is one of the most
iconic costumes
1066
00:56:49,174 --> 00:56:51,643
you've ever made for Carol.
You know which one --
1067
00:56:51,677 --> 00:56:53,679
the curtain rod.
-The curtain rod dress...
1068
00:56:53,712 --> 00:56:56,415
-From?
-...that Starlet O'Hara...
1069
00:56:56,448 --> 00:56:57,549
-From "Went with the Wind."
1070
00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:59,485
-"Went with the Wind"
pulled down,
1071
00:56:59,518 --> 00:57:01,720
and people still ask me
all about it.
1072
00:57:01,754 --> 00:57:03,789
**
1073
00:57:03,822 --> 00:57:05,824
-The original, though,
is so famous.
1074
00:57:05,858 --> 00:57:07,292
It's in the Smithsonian...
-Oh, is it?
1075
00:57:07,326 --> 00:57:09,928
-...so we would have to break
into the museum to get it.
1076
00:57:10,029 --> 00:57:11,463
We couldn't get it here tonight.
1077
00:57:11,497 --> 00:57:13,766
**
1078
00:57:13,799 --> 00:57:17,369
-Maya Rudolph,
where'd you get that dress?
1079
00:57:17,403 --> 00:57:19,238
-Oh, this old thing?
1080
00:57:19,271 --> 00:57:21,907
Oh, I saw it in the window
of the Smithsonian,
1081
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:23,909
and I just couldn't resist.
1082
00:57:23,942 --> 00:57:26,045
[ Applause ]
1083
00:57:26,045 --> 00:57:27,646
-Coming up, Lisa Kudrow
1084
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,516
and the funniest
"Carol Burnett Show" bloopers,
1085
00:57:37,057 --> 00:57:37,190
.
1086
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:41,061
-Carol, it was back in 2005 when
President Bush presented you
1087
00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:44,431
with the
Presidential Medal of Freedom.
1088
00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:46,766
We all agree you're a legend,
a pioneer,
1089
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,802
and you've enriched our nation.
1090
00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:51,071
-You are a national treasure.
1091
00:57:51,071 --> 00:57:54,441
You've broken barriers,
inspiring the next generation
1092
00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:57,610
of little girls
to reach for their dreams.
1093
00:57:57,644 --> 00:58:00,013
And you've done it
while spreading laughter,
1094
00:58:00,046 --> 00:58:01,815
joy, and warmth.
1095
00:58:01,848 --> 00:58:04,184
-We love you, kid.
-Happy 90th.
1096
00:58:04,217 --> 00:58:05,919
-Happy birthday.
1097
00:58:06,019 --> 00:58:09,089
-Please welcome Lisa Kudrow.
1098
00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:11,758
[ Cheers and applause ]
1099
00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:17,464
**
1100
00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:20,033
-You know, when you screw up
at a regular job,
1101
00:58:20,066 --> 00:58:22,168
it could possibly get you fired.
1102
00:58:22,202 --> 00:58:24,504
But when you messed up
on "The Carol Burnett Show,"
1103
00:58:24,537 --> 00:58:28,274
it was a blooper
that was proudly broadcast.
1104
00:58:28,308 --> 00:58:30,844
And when you'd watch
the bloopers on the show,
1105
00:58:30,877 --> 00:58:34,614
on Carol's show,
yes, it was hilarious,
1106
00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:39,085
but you'd also feel how much
she loves what she gets to do
1107
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:41,588
and how much
she loves and enjoys
1108
00:58:41,621 --> 00:58:43,923
the people she's working with.
1109
00:58:43,957 --> 00:58:47,861
And she's generously
sharing that with her audience.
1110
00:58:47,894 --> 00:58:51,331
And whether it's a comedy sketch
or straight acting --
1111
00:58:51,364 --> 00:58:53,767
and she's a really
good actress --
1112
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,837
bloopers or not, Carol,
1113
00:58:57,871 --> 00:59:02,008
what comes across is how much
real fun you're having.
1114
00:59:02,008 --> 00:59:06,012
And that transcends whatever
is written in the script.
1115
00:59:06,012 --> 00:59:09,716
-The bloopers and the crack-ups
were never, ever rehearsed.
1116
00:59:09,749 --> 00:59:11,518
-I was at this freak show
one time,
1117
00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:14,421
and I -- I saw
these Siamese elephants.
1118
00:59:22,228 --> 00:59:25,899
They was adjoined at the end
of their trunks like that.
1119
00:59:25,932 --> 00:59:27,600
And this trainer would make them
1120
00:59:27,634 --> 00:59:29,202
stand up on their back feet
like that,
1121
00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:32,472
and they had their trunks
stretched like that.
1122
00:59:32,505 --> 00:59:34,541
Then this little monkey
would come out.
1123
00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:44,551
He would walk out there and
dance the merengue right...
1124
00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:46,086
I kind felt sorry for them.
1125
00:59:46,119 --> 00:59:48,655
They couldn't go like the other
elephants when they go --
1126
00:59:48,688 --> 00:59:51,524
[ Imitates elephant trumpeting ]
1127
00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:54,694
All they could do is just blow
and go, "Nork."
1128
00:59:58,965 --> 01:00:00,000
-Go, Mama.
1129
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,668
-Go, Mama.
1130
01:00:01,701 --> 01:00:04,237
-You sure that little
ass...through?
1131
01:00:07,207 --> 01:00:08,541
-A few weeks later,
1132
01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:11,978
I got back at Tim with my own
ad-libbed elephant story.
1133
01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:15,048
-For transportation once,
1134
01:00:15,081 --> 01:00:18,852
he gave me
this pair of elephants.
1135
01:00:18,885 --> 01:00:21,054
They were Siamese.
1136
01:00:26,426 --> 01:00:28,561
They was joined at the trunk.
1137
01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:34,968
And whenever one of them
wanted to go somewhere,
1138
01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:37,037
the other one
would have to walk backwards.
1139
01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:45,211
-Harvey was adamant
he never wanted to crack up.
1140
01:00:45,245 --> 01:00:47,580
He hated himself for doing it,
1141
01:00:47,614 --> 01:00:50,917
but it was impossible
when Tim got on a roll.
1142
01:01:07,367 --> 01:01:10,437
It's funny. People think
that's all we ever did.
1143
01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:13,373
That wasn't a major part
of our show at all.
1144
01:01:13,406 --> 01:01:16,476
If you really count the times,
it was mainly Conway --
1145
01:01:16,509 --> 01:01:18,778
and not all the time.
[ Doorbell rings ]
1146
01:01:51,111 --> 01:01:53,113
-Coming.
1147
01:01:53,146 --> 01:01:57,717
-But people think we did it so
much because it's so delicious
1148
01:01:57,751 --> 01:01:59,953
when you can't --
when you can't help it.
1149
01:02:00,053 --> 01:02:02,055
-Take a firm hold
of the hypodermic needle.
1150
01:02:02,055 --> 01:02:05,658
Right.
1151
01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:07,627
-When I was watching
Tim and Harvey
1152
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:09,129
do the dentist sketch,
1153
01:02:09,162 --> 01:02:12,499
again, it was Tim coming up
with all that Novocaine shtick.
1154
01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:28,648
-Well...I'll be right with you.
1155
01:02:31,084 --> 01:02:33,853
-And the audience
was screaming with laughter.
1156
01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:36,890
The crew.
I'm in the wings.
1157
01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:39,159
And what went
through my mind was,
1158
01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:41,528
"This should go
in the time capsule."
1159
01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:44,664
And, you know,
that's over 50 years old now.
1160
01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:47,901
And I dare anybody
to watch it today
1161
01:02:47,934 --> 01:02:50,503
and not laugh like crazy.
1162
01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:52,806
[ Fly buzzing ]
1163
01:03:05,251 --> 01:03:06,886
It's timeless.
1164
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,556
-I'll just, uh, try and --
1165
01:03:13,426 --> 01:03:16,763
-Hi. I'm Melissa Rauch
from "Night Court."
1166
01:03:16,796 --> 01:03:20,066
I've been a Carol fan
for as long as I can remember.
1167
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,435
When I was 15, my mom took me
to see Carol
1168
01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:24,204
in "Moon over Buffalo"
on Broadway.
1169
01:03:24,237 --> 01:03:25,705
I had written her a fan letter,
1170
01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:28,174
which I gave to the stage
manager before the show,
1171
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:30,810
and a little while later the
stage manager came over to us
1172
01:03:30,844 --> 01:03:33,813
and said, "Come on backstage.
Carol wants to meet you."
1173
01:03:33,847 --> 01:03:35,882
I had my extensive list
of questions,
1174
01:03:35,915 --> 01:03:37,317
and I had so much to say
1175
01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:39,719
about how brilliant
she was in the show,
1176
01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:42,255
and all I managed
to blurt out was,
1177
01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:45,759
"Um...you're so good."
1178
01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:48,661
Well, Carol was so
incredibly kind,
1179
01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:50,230
and, sensing that I was nervous,
1180
01:03:50,263 --> 01:03:51,931
she asked if I wanted a picture
1181
01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:53,400
with my little
disposable camera.
1182
01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:55,135
And, well, there it is.
1183
01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:56,970
[ Crowd awws ]
1184
01:03:57,003 --> 01:03:58,438
I don't think
it's physically possible
1185
01:03:58,471 --> 01:04:00,840
to have a bigger smile
on my face.
1186
01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:02,742
I met Carol
one more time after that
1187
01:04:02,776 --> 01:04:06,913
and she was equally amazing
and I was equally tongue-tied.
1188
01:04:06,946 --> 01:04:09,449
So I promised myself
if I ever had the opportunity
1189
01:04:09,482 --> 01:04:11,084
to be in her presence again,
1190
01:04:11,117 --> 01:04:12,519
I would pull myself together,
1191
01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:14,888
properly thank her
for all she means to me,
1192
01:04:14,921 --> 01:04:16,956
and tell her
how eternally grateful I am
1193
01:04:17,057 --> 01:04:19,726
for encouraging me to go
after my dreams that day.
1194
01:04:19,759 --> 01:04:22,429
So, Carol...
1195
01:04:22,462 --> 01:04:24,898
you're so good.
1196
01:04:24,931 --> 01:04:26,700
[ Applause ]
1197
01:04:26,733 --> 01:04:28,268
-Coming up, Cher,
1198
01:04:35,074 --> 01:04:35,207
.
1199
01:04:36,975 --> 01:04:37,943
-Hello. It is my honor
to join the celebration
1200
01:04:38,677 --> 01:04:41,814
of Carol Burnett's
90th birthday.
1201
01:04:41,847 --> 01:04:44,083
Carol...
[ Cheers and applause ]
1202
01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:46,485
Upstairs in our offices,
we have hung
1203
01:04:46,518 --> 01:04:48,887
a huge photo of Carol
on our show
1204
01:04:48,921 --> 01:04:50,889
doing her famous Tarzan yell
1205
01:04:50,923 --> 01:04:54,493
so my writers and I can pass by
that picture every day
1206
01:04:54,526 --> 01:04:57,296
and look to it
for something to aspire to.
1207
01:04:57,329 --> 01:04:59,798
So, Carol, for your example
and your talent,
1208
01:04:59,832 --> 01:05:01,500
from me and everyone
you've entertained
1209
01:05:01,533 --> 01:05:03,068
and inspired for so many years,
1210
01:05:03,102 --> 01:05:05,604
happy birthday, and thank you.
1211
01:05:05,637 --> 01:05:07,272
[ Cheers and applause ]
1212
01:05:07,306 --> 01:05:15,047
-* We're two girls
who love what we do a lot *
1213
01:05:15,047 --> 01:05:18,617
* We're two girls who
1214
01:05:18,650 --> 01:05:22,187
* When we're good,
we're very, very good *
1215
01:05:22,221 --> 01:05:24,757
* And when we're bad
-Ooh!
1216
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:26,191
-* We're hot
1217
01:05:26,225 --> 01:05:30,429
-And now, please welcome
the one and only Cher.
1218
01:05:30,462 --> 01:05:32,431
[ Cheers and applause ]
1219
01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:39,371
**
1220
01:05:39,405 --> 01:05:41,273
-Thank you.
1221
01:05:41,306 --> 01:05:46,445
So, I wore this dress tonight
for Bob and for you.
1222
01:05:46,478 --> 01:05:49,581
And when "Sonny & Cher"
had the summer show,
1223
01:05:49,615 --> 01:05:51,083
we didn't have any money,
1224
01:05:51,116 --> 01:05:53,185
and Carol and I
are the same size,
1225
01:05:53,218 --> 01:05:56,588
so Bob raided
your closet for us
1226
01:05:56,622 --> 01:05:58,357
so I had something to wear,
so --
1227
01:05:58,390 --> 01:05:59,825
Did you know that?
1228
01:05:59,858 --> 01:06:01,560
Okay, well -- well, we did.
1229
01:06:01,593 --> 01:06:05,164
Alright, so, when I was outside,
people were asking me questions,
1230
01:06:05,197 --> 01:06:06,632
questions about you.
1231
01:06:06,665 --> 01:06:10,102
And I said, "Oh, she's kind
and she's funny
1232
01:06:10,135 --> 01:06:12,371
"and she teaches you so much.
1233
01:06:12,404 --> 01:06:15,040
"And she's the kind of woman,
1234
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,644
"kind of star that,
if you meet her,
1235
01:06:18,677 --> 01:06:20,646
you're never gonna be
disappointed."
1236
01:06:20,679 --> 01:06:24,783
I can always think of just her
being so kind and helping me
1237
01:06:24,817 --> 01:06:28,153
because I wasn't really sure
what I was doing, you know,
1238
01:06:28,187 --> 01:06:29,688
'cause I'd had Sonny
as a partner
1239
01:06:29,722 --> 01:06:32,191
and when I went on my own,
I was really frightened.
1240
01:06:32,224 --> 01:06:34,360
And you helped me.
And you know you did.
1241
01:06:34,393 --> 01:06:36,095
And I don't know.
I just love her.
1242
01:06:36,128 --> 01:06:37,629
And I wanted to be
just like her.
1243
01:06:37,663 --> 01:06:40,799
And I'm not just like you,
but I'm my own version of you.
1244
01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,768
[ Applause ]
1245
01:06:42,801 --> 01:06:45,070
So, those were
really happy days,
1246
01:06:45,104 --> 01:06:49,074
and you are a great mentor
and a great example
1247
01:06:49,074 --> 01:06:51,810
for many, many women
in the United States.
1248
01:06:51,844 --> 01:06:54,346
I'm not sure if you knew it.
You must have known it.
1249
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:58,250
So, you featured everyone
in the music industry.
1250
01:06:58,283 --> 01:07:00,753
Simply put, watching
Carol Burnett's show
1251
01:07:00,786 --> 01:07:04,423
was like having a front-row seat
at the Hall of Fame concert.
1252
01:07:04,456 --> 01:07:07,793
So, I love you, and I'm so happy
to be here with you tonight.
1253
01:07:07,826 --> 01:07:09,661
[ Applause ]
1254
01:07:09,695 --> 01:07:11,563
-I loved all the musical guests.
1255
01:07:11,597 --> 01:07:14,867
-* That wonderful year
we hope you'll see *
1256
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,035
Golden voice.
1257
01:07:16,068 --> 01:07:19,538
-* The past reappear
like a memory *
1258
01:07:19,571 --> 01:07:25,177
* We'll show you the way
it used to be *
1259
01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:28,881
* Remember
1260
01:07:28,914 --> 01:07:31,350
* Do you know the way
to San Jose? *
1261
01:07:31,383 --> 01:07:33,152
* I've been away so long
1262
01:07:33,185 --> 01:07:35,220
-* I may go wrong
and lose my way *
1263
01:07:35,254 --> 01:07:38,457
-I often enjoyed having
some of the singing people
1264
01:07:38,490 --> 01:07:40,826
be in sketches,
and a lot of them said,
1265
01:07:40,859 --> 01:07:43,696
"Nobody's ever asked us
to do these sketches before."
1266
01:07:43,729 --> 01:07:46,065
Even Ray Charles
did a sketch with me,
1267
01:07:46,065 --> 01:07:48,600
and he said,
"Oh, this is fun!"
1268
01:07:48,634 --> 01:07:52,438
-* When I want rain
1269
01:07:52,471 --> 01:07:58,210
* I get sunny weather
1270
01:07:58,243 --> 01:08:02,815
* I'm just as blue as the sky
1271
01:08:02,848 --> 01:08:06,719
-* So am I, so am I
1272
01:08:06,752 --> 01:08:09,421
-* Since love has gone
-* Love has gone
1273
01:08:09,455 --> 01:08:15,027
-* Can't pull myself together
1274
01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:20,899
-* Guess I'll hang my tears
out to dry *
1275
01:08:20,933 --> 01:08:22,501
-All of them.
I mean, oh, my gosh.
1276
01:08:22,534 --> 01:08:26,038
Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Tormé
and Bing Crosby.
1277
01:08:26,071 --> 01:08:28,607
-* You and your fancy flattery
1278
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,275
* You're laying it on
for spite *
1279
01:08:30,309 --> 01:08:31,510
-* You're big and strong
1280
01:08:31,543 --> 01:08:33,846
-* You figure you'll
charge my battery *
1281
01:08:33,879 --> 01:08:35,581
* And I'll get
too hot to fight *
1282
01:08:35,614 --> 01:08:37,082
-* You're handsome, too
1283
01:08:37,116 --> 01:08:40,886
-* Now it's time
you were took in tow *
1284
01:08:40,919 --> 01:08:42,054
-* Yes, I know
1285
01:08:42,054 --> 01:08:43,689
-* That flattery stuff
don't go *
1286
01:08:43,722 --> 01:08:46,759
-No?
-* I'll follow you anywhere
1287
01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,660
-Ethel Merman
and on and on and on.
1288
01:08:48,694 --> 01:08:50,562
-* This is a real
big Ferris wheel world *
1289
01:08:50,596 --> 01:08:56,468
* I'm romancin' and we're having
a big, beautiful ball *
1290
01:08:56,502 --> 01:08:58,570
-* I don't care
1291
01:08:58,604 --> 01:09:00,906
-* You don't care
1292
01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:03,042
* If we are
1293
01:09:03,075 --> 01:09:05,611
* If we are
1294
01:09:05,644 --> 01:09:10,182
-* At the bottom
of the class in high school *
1295
01:09:10,215 --> 01:09:14,019
* 'Cause you're on
the honor list in my school *
1296
01:09:14,053 --> 01:09:18,824
-* Movies gave us tunes
we'll always treasure *
1297
01:09:18,857 --> 01:09:21,593
* They gave us pleasure
1298
01:09:21,627 --> 01:09:27,566
* Each measure
makes you feel good *
1299
01:09:27,599 --> 01:09:31,036
-* Keep writing songs
like these *
1300
01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:36,642
-* We need your melodies
1301
01:09:36,675 --> 01:09:46,652
* Hooray for Hollywood
1302
01:09:46,685 --> 01:09:48,954
**
1303
01:09:49,054 --> 01:09:52,157
[ Cheers and applause ]
1304
01:09:52,191 --> 01:09:57,229
**
1305
01:09:57,262 --> 01:09:59,064
-And now
with a special performance
1306
01:09:59,064 --> 01:10:01,867
paying tribute
to all of your musical guests,
1307
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:05,037
please welcome Sutton Foster
and Darren Criss.
1308
01:10:05,070 --> 01:10:07,639
[ Cheers and applause ]
1309
01:10:07,673 --> 01:10:09,408
**
1310
01:10:09,441 --> 01:10:11,377
-* Aren't they fun?
1311
01:10:11,410 --> 01:10:13,479
* Aren't they fantastic?
1312
01:10:13,512 --> 01:10:18,083
* Carol Burnett's duets
1313
01:10:18,117 --> 01:10:22,087
-* Everyone enthusiastic
1314
01:10:22,121 --> 01:10:26,492
* Carol Burnett's duet
1315
01:10:26,525 --> 01:10:30,596
-* No other show could beat
1316
01:10:30,629 --> 01:10:34,033
* Carol Burnett's duets
1317
01:10:34,066 --> 01:10:39,271
-That's right.
* Friendly yet so elite
1318
01:10:39,304 --> 01:10:41,473
-* Love 'em
1319
01:10:41,507 --> 01:10:43,742
* Can't get enough of 'em
1320
01:10:43,776 --> 01:10:45,644
-* She'd play the ham
1321
01:10:45,678 --> 01:10:47,780
-* They'd play it straighter
1322
01:10:47,813 --> 01:10:49,782
* Carol Burnett's
What is it?
1323
01:10:49,815 --> 01:10:51,417
-It's duets.
-* Duets
1324
01:10:51,450 --> 01:10:53,819
Thank you.
* They brought the glam
1325
01:10:53,852 --> 01:10:56,488
-* And she brought the theater
1326
01:10:56,522 --> 01:10:58,590
* Carol Burnett's
-It's duets.
1327
01:10:58,624 --> 01:11:00,693
-I know.
* Duets
1328
01:11:00,726 --> 01:11:05,064
-* Standing next to
a stand-out someone *
1329
01:11:05,064 --> 01:11:09,368
* Just to watch herself
become one *
1330
01:11:09,401 --> 01:11:14,406
* Carol Burnett's duets
1331
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:17,676
-So many icons.
-There's too many to count.
1332
01:11:17,710 --> 01:11:21,914
-* So we're here to buy
that smile that you sell us *
1333
01:11:21,947 --> 01:11:23,849
-I mean, you sang
with every hero of mine,
1334
01:11:23,882 --> 01:11:25,517
every great artist
on the planet.
1335
01:11:25,551 --> 01:11:27,653
* I'm not gonna lie
1336
01:11:27,686 --> 01:11:30,089
* I'm just getting jealous
1337
01:11:30,089 --> 01:11:31,990
-Darren, this isn't about you.
-I know, but it's just --
1338
01:11:32,091 --> 01:11:34,426
Can we just say it's not fair?
-It's gonna be okay.
1339
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:38,831
-* Hope this number
will help uncover *
1340
01:11:38,864 --> 01:11:43,168
* Just how much
the people love a *
1341
01:11:43,202 --> 01:11:44,703
-* Carol
-* Carol
1342
01:11:44,737 --> 01:11:46,705
-* Burnett
-* Burnett
1343
01:11:46,739 --> 01:11:50,142
-* Duet
1344
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:53,278
* Don't get much better
1345
01:11:53,312 --> 01:11:57,583
* Than Carol Burnett's
1346
01:11:57,616 --> 01:12:06,325
* Due-e-e-e-ts
1347
01:12:06,358 --> 01:12:09,928
[ Cheers and applause ]
1348
01:12:09,962 --> 01:12:13,399
-Next, Laura Dern,
Allison Janney,
1349
01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:14,600
and Kristen Wiig,
1350
01:12:14,633 --> 01:12:16,402
and later, Ellen DeGeneres,
1351
01:12:22,074 --> 01:12:22,207
.
1352
01:12:24,076 --> 01:12:25,077
-Hi, Carol. It's Tina Fey
saying hi from New York.
1353
01:12:25,944 --> 01:12:27,146
I'm so sorry I'm not there
with you tonight,
1354
01:12:27,179 --> 01:12:30,082
but you know that I love you.
I think you're a genius.
1355
01:12:30,082 --> 01:12:31,684
I know, in fact,
that you're a genius.
1356
01:12:31,717 --> 01:12:33,786
I hope you're having
an amazing time tonight.
1357
01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:37,222
And I want to thank you
from the bottom of my heart.
1358
01:12:37,256 --> 01:12:39,324
Every few years,
when floral dresses
1359
01:12:39,358 --> 01:12:41,226
with puffy sleeves
come back into fashion,
1360
01:12:41,260 --> 01:12:42,961
I almost get sucked in.
1361
01:12:42,995 --> 01:12:45,297
But then I think about it,
and I know
1362
01:12:45,330 --> 01:12:47,533
that I will look like Eunice.
1363
01:12:47,566 --> 01:12:49,735
And I don't buy it.
1364
01:12:49,768 --> 01:12:51,236
**
1365
01:12:51,270 --> 01:12:54,306
-From "Better Call Saul,"
it's Saul himself --
1366
01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:56,308
Bob Odenkirk.
1367
01:12:56,342 --> 01:12:58,577
[ Cheers and applause ]
1368
01:12:58,610 --> 01:13:00,346
-Okay.
1369
01:13:00,379 --> 01:13:02,748
We all know
Carol is a comedy icon,
1370
01:13:02,781 --> 01:13:06,385
but she is an amazing
dramatic actress.
1371
01:13:06,418 --> 01:13:09,154
I knew that watching her
on other series,
1372
01:13:09,188 --> 01:13:11,190
and I got to see it firsthand
1373
01:13:11,223 --> 01:13:13,692
when she joined us
on "Better Call Saul"
1374
01:13:13,726 --> 01:13:16,061
for our final six episodes.
1375
01:13:16,061 --> 01:13:17,363
[ Cheers and applause ]
1376
01:13:17,396 --> 01:13:19,798
I came away with stories
about working with Carol
1377
01:13:19,832 --> 01:13:22,468
that will last a lifetime,
and I also came away
1378
01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:27,840
with the knowledge of
the importance of Life Alert.
1379
01:13:27,873 --> 01:13:30,609
-I trusted you.
1380
01:13:45,424 --> 01:13:47,860
[ Button clicks, pendant beeps ]
1381
01:13:47,893 --> 01:13:50,195
-Marion?
This is Valerie with Life Alert.
1382
01:13:50,229 --> 01:13:52,998
Are you okay?
-No, Valerie, I'm not okay.
1383
01:13:53,098 --> 01:13:56,101
There's a criminal standing
in my kitchen, threatening me!
1384
01:13:56,101 --> 01:13:57,603
He's a wanted man!
1385
01:13:57,636 --> 01:14:00,072
And his name is Saul Goodman!
1386
01:14:00,105 --> 01:14:02,041
-Alright, Marion,
I'm calling the police.
1387
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:04,443
I'm calling right now.
1388
01:14:09,048 --> 01:14:11,183
[ Applause ]
1389
01:14:11,216 --> 01:14:14,253
-Oh, my God. It was amazing.
1390
01:14:14,286 --> 01:14:16,722
She's so great.
That scene --
1391
01:14:16,755 --> 01:14:21,060
That scene was rewritten
exactly as I wanted it,
1392
01:14:21,093 --> 01:14:24,129
but not how your so-called
good friend,
1393
01:14:24,163 --> 01:14:27,132
"Better Call Saul" executive
producer Vince Gilligan
1394
01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:28,567
had written it.
1395
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,303
Carol, there is something
that you should know.
1396
01:14:31,337 --> 01:14:35,474
Vince wanted my character
to kill you in that scene!
1397
01:14:35,507 --> 01:14:37,409
Look at him.
He's shaking his head "no."
1398
01:14:37,443 --> 01:14:39,611
His exact words to me were,
1399
01:14:39,645 --> 01:14:43,649
"Saul ends up killing
Carol Burnett."
1400
01:14:43,682 --> 01:14:44,817
And if I remember right,
1401
01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:47,252
he didn't say,
"Kill Carol's character."
1402
01:14:47,286 --> 01:14:50,723
No, no, no.
He said, "Kill Carol Burnett!"
1403
01:14:50,756 --> 01:14:52,925
And I refused!
1404
01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,094
And I told him I'd walk!
1405
01:14:55,127 --> 01:14:57,763
[ Voice breaking ] Carol,
I was willing to risk my career
1406
01:14:57,796 --> 01:15:00,466
and never work
in this town again
1407
01:15:00,499 --> 01:15:04,069
because I did not want little
children who watched our show --
1408
01:15:04,103 --> 01:15:06,071
and I hope many of them did --
1409
01:15:06,105 --> 01:15:08,140
to see me on the street and say,
1410
01:15:08,173 --> 01:15:11,810
"Mommy, that is the man
who killed Carol Burnett!"
1411
01:15:11,844 --> 01:15:14,046
And that's all I wanted to say,
1412
01:15:14,046 --> 01:15:18,484
that I'm your real friend
and Vince is not!
1413
01:15:18,517 --> 01:15:20,119
And one more thing.
1414
01:15:20,152 --> 01:15:22,654
Vince and I and everybody
on our show --
1415
01:15:22,688 --> 01:15:24,923
we think you're the greatest.
1416
01:15:24,957 --> 01:15:27,326
And now, because you refused
to stop working,
1417
01:15:27,359 --> 01:15:30,662
here's a clip from your
newest series, "Palm Royale."
1418
01:15:30,696 --> 01:15:32,531
Check it out.
1419
01:15:32,564 --> 01:15:39,505
**
1420
01:15:39,538 --> 01:15:41,607
-Ahh.
1421
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:45,210
[ Sighs ] Finished.
1422
01:15:45,244 --> 01:15:48,614
Finished!
1423
01:15:48,647 --> 01:15:51,083
Robert?
1424
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,786
[ Singsong voice ]
Where's my Robert?
1425
01:15:53,819 --> 01:15:56,789
Shake me another martini,
1426
01:15:56,822 --> 01:16:00,592
and then let's play doctor.
1427
01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:04,697
Oh, Robert, please come up.
1428
01:16:04,730 --> 01:16:08,667
You can't still
be mad at me, can you?
1429
01:16:08,701 --> 01:16:11,570
Robert?
1430
01:16:11,603 --> 01:16:14,506
Robert?
1431
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,175
Robert!!
1432
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,944
**
1433
01:16:19,044 --> 01:16:22,948
-And now please welcome
Carol's "Palm Royale" co-stars,
1434
01:16:23,048 --> 01:16:26,385
Laura Dern, Kristen Wiig,
and Allison Janney.
1435
01:16:26,418 --> 01:16:29,154
[ Applause ]
1436
01:16:29,188 --> 01:16:32,458
-Good evening, amazing Carol.
1437
01:16:32,491 --> 01:16:33,926
Allison, Kristen, and I
1438
01:16:33,959 --> 01:16:38,130
feel so lucky to be able
to honor Carol tonight.
1439
01:16:38,163 --> 01:16:40,366
We had the opportunity,
as you just saw,
1440
01:16:40,399 --> 01:16:43,635
to work with her on our
upcoming show, "Palm Royale."
1441
01:16:43,669 --> 01:16:46,538
And we were in awe,
to say the least.
1442
01:16:46,572 --> 01:16:49,475
-And during shooting,
we got so close
1443
01:16:49,508 --> 01:16:52,811
that we all became roommates.
-Yeah.
1444
01:16:52,845 --> 01:16:56,448
-And Carol takes care
of all of us.
1445
01:16:56,482 --> 01:16:59,451
Just financially.
1446
01:16:59,485 --> 01:17:02,054
-Thank you.
-You guys, right now, at 90,
1447
01:17:02,087 --> 01:17:06,025
Carol is working harder
and is busier than all of us.
1448
01:17:06,025 --> 01:17:10,029
I just heard that she is going
to be playing all the parts
1449
01:17:10,062 --> 01:17:14,433
in different wigs for the next
season of "The White Lotus."
1450
01:17:14,466 --> 01:17:16,235
-Ooh.
-Yeah, I read that.
1451
01:17:16,268 --> 01:17:17,469
Really?
1452
01:17:17,503 --> 01:17:19,038
You know,
and not just in Hollywood.
1453
01:17:19,038 --> 01:17:22,341
She's on the road giving talks,
writing books.
1454
01:17:22,374 --> 01:17:27,446
-No, guys, she was
my driver here tonight.
1455
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:28,681
-Really?
-Wow.
1456
01:17:28,714 --> 01:17:30,849
I saw her carrying
a stack of cardboard,
1457
01:17:30,883 --> 01:17:33,052
and it turns out she's doing
all the cue cards for tonight.
1458
01:17:33,052 --> 01:17:34,319
-Oh.
-Mm-hmm. I heard that.
1459
01:17:34,353 --> 01:17:36,555
-You know, and to top it off,
she wrote
1460
01:17:36,588 --> 01:17:40,726
what every person
is saying about her tonight.
1461
01:17:40,759 --> 01:17:45,564
Yeah. On a typewriter.
1462
01:17:45,597 --> 01:17:48,200
-Carol, we don't know
how you do it.
1463
01:17:48,233 --> 01:17:52,104
You've been our muse and
artistic hero our whole lives,
1464
01:17:52,137 --> 01:17:56,075
and the greatest gift I shared
every week with my grandma
1465
01:17:56,108 --> 01:17:59,211
was watching and loving you.
1466
01:17:59,244 --> 01:18:01,246
-Falling in love
with sketch comedy
1467
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,083
when I was a young girl
was because of you.
1468
01:18:04,116 --> 01:18:06,819
And I still pinch myself
that I got to work with you,
1469
01:18:06,852 --> 01:18:09,755
watch you,
and now call you a friend.
1470
01:18:09,788 --> 01:18:13,092
-Alison?
-Carol...
1471
01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:17,396
I'm not really familiar
with your work.
1472
01:18:17,429 --> 01:18:21,066
But you must be very good
for this many stars
1473
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,902
to be kissing your ass tonight.
-Yes.
1474
01:18:23,936 --> 01:18:29,475
[ Applause ]
1475
01:18:29,508 --> 01:18:32,044
Oh, wait.
I think Carol --
1476
01:18:32,077 --> 01:18:33,412
I think Carol's
saying something.
1477
01:18:33,445 --> 01:18:34,847
What -- What does that say?
1478
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,248
-"Ladies, wrap it up."
-"Ladies, wrap it up."
1479
01:18:36,281 --> 01:18:38,550
-Oh. Well, I told you.
1480
01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:40,285
-Alright, well, happy birthday.
-Alright.
1481
01:18:40,319 --> 01:18:41,787
-Yeah.
-Happy birthday.
1482
01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:45,124
-Uh, Carol, we still need you
to give us a ride home, though.
1483
01:18:45,157 --> 01:18:48,527
-Oh, now I know who you are.
Yes, I got it.
1484
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,462
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Love you.
1485
01:18:50,496 --> 01:18:52,464
[ Applause ]
1486
01:18:52,498 --> 01:18:54,767
-Coming up, Ellen DeGeneres.
1487
01:19:02,074 --> 01:19:02,207
.
1488
01:19:04,176 --> 01:19:09,181
-* I'm so glad
we had this time together *
1489
01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:16,321
* Just to have a laugh
or sing a song *
1490
01:19:16,355 --> 01:19:19,024
* Seems we just get started
1491
01:19:19,024 --> 01:19:22,795
* And before you know it
1492
01:19:22,828 --> 01:19:27,633
* Comes the time
we have to say *
1493
01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:31,603
* So long
1494
01:19:31,637 --> 01:19:35,040
-And now here's Ellen DeGeneres.
1495
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,609
[ Cheers and applause ]
1496
01:19:37,643 --> 01:19:40,212
**
1497
01:19:40,245 --> 01:19:45,351
-Oh, thank you so much.
Hi, Carol.
1498
01:19:45,384 --> 01:19:48,053
Well, Carol, you know
that I love you.
1499
01:19:48,053 --> 01:19:52,124
You know that because
it's three hours past my bedtime
1500
01:19:52,157 --> 01:19:55,327
and at least
six hours past yours.
1501
01:19:55,361 --> 01:19:57,096
I am honored to be here tonight
1502
01:19:57,129 --> 01:19:59,064
because Carol Burnett
is one of my heroes.
1503
01:19:59,064 --> 01:20:01,567
And, like everyone said tonight,
I grew up watching her
1504
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,870
and loving her and laughing at
every single thing that she did.
1505
01:20:04,903 --> 01:20:06,405
She didn't just
pave the way for me
1506
01:20:06,438 --> 01:20:07,806
and female comedians everywhere.
1507
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,042
She blazed the trail.
1508
01:20:10,075 --> 01:20:11,677
When I watched her, growing up,
1509
01:20:11,710 --> 01:20:14,113
I did not know I would be
working in this business.
1510
01:20:14,146 --> 01:20:16,415
I never thought I would actually
get to know her.
1511
01:20:16,448 --> 01:20:18,784
Not only, uh, do I --
do I know her.
1512
01:20:18,817 --> 01:20:20,386
I actually get
to call her my friend,
1513
01:20:20,419 --> 01:20:22,287
and we actually are neighbors.
1514
01:20:22,321 --> 01:20:23,889
And, um -- which is something --
1515
01:20:23,922 --> 01:20:25,624
I mean, I can't believe
we're neighbors.
1516
01:20:25,657 --> 01:20:28,027
And I have always been
too embarrassed to --
1517
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:30,029
to say this to you,
but we're here.
1518
01:20:30,062 --> 01:20:32,631
So, um, there's a light
on your porch that --
1519
01:20:32,664 --> 01:20:35,467
that shines directly
into our kitchen.
1520
01:20:35,501 --> 01:20:38,370
If you could just re-adjust it
or just get rid of it,
1521
01:20:38,404 --> 01:20:40,439
it's not -- It's in the kitchen.
1522
01:20:42,574 --> 01:20:46,145
Also, my Ring camera caught you
stealing three Amazon packages
1523
01:20:46,178 --> 01:20:48,580
from our porch.
1524
01:20:48,614 --> 01:20:49,682
One, I thought it was a mistake,
1525
01:20:49,715 --> 01:20:52,251
but three -- mnh-mnh.
1526
01:20:52,284 --> 01:20:53,886
But that's not
what tonight is about.
1527
01:20:53,919 --> 01:20:57,022
Tonight is about you
and your incredible life.
1528
01:20:57,056 --> 01:20:58,357
And I want
to say congratulations
1529
01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:00,693
to all of your singular,
amazing accomplishments
1530
01:21:00,726 --> 01:21:04,329
in your legendary career
and your trailblazing journey.
1531
01:21:04,363 --> 01:21:08,067
And I am so glad that we've
had this time together.
1532
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:10,135
Please welcome Katy Perry.
1533
01:21:10,169 --> 01:21:12,271
[ Cheers and applause ]
1534
01:21:15,074 --> 01:21:17,276
[ "I'm So Glad We Had
This Time Together" plays ]
1535
01:21:17,309 --> 01:21:26,151
**
1536
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:33,659
-* I'm so glad
we had this time together *
1537
01:21:33,692 --> 01:21:40,733
* Just to have a laugh
or sing a song *
1538
01:21:40,766 --> 01:21:48,607
* Seems we just got started,
and before you know it *
1539
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:55,514
* Comes the time
we have to say so long *
1540
01:21:55,547 --> 01:22:03,622
* There's a time
you put aside for dreamin' *
1541
01:22:03,655 --> 01:22:11,230
* And a time
for things you have to do *
1542
01:22:11,263 --> 01:22:18,737
* But the time I like the best
is in the evening *
1543
01:22:18,771 --> 01:22:25,911
* I can spend a moment
here with you *
1544
01:22:25,944 --> 01:22:33,686
* When the time comes
that you're feelin' lonely *
1545
01:22:33,719 --> 01:22:41,160
* And I'm feelin',
oh, so blue *
1546
01:22:41,193 --> 01:22:48,701
* I just sit back
and think of you only *
1547
01:22:48,734 --> 01:22:51,236
* And the happiness
1548
01:22:51,270 --> 01:22:54,640
* It still comes through
1549
01:22:54,673 --> 01:23:04,149
* That's why I'm glad
we had this moment together *
1550
01:23:04,183 --> 01:23:10,956
* 'Cause it makes me feel
that I belong *
1551
01:23:11,056 --> 01:23:14,326
* Seems we just got started
1552
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:19,598
* And before you know it
1553
01:23:19,631 --> 01:23:23,769
-* Comes a time we have to say
1554
01:23:23,802 --> 01:23:25,537
* So long
1555
01:23:25,571 --> 01:23:28,707
Oh, God.
Thank you, everybody. Oh, wow.
1556
01:23:28,741 --> 01:23:32,277
[ Cheers and applause ]
1557
01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:46,725
**
1558
01:23:46,759 --> 01:23:55,401
**
1559
01:23:55,434 --> 01:24:04,109
**
1560
01:24:04,143 --> 01:24:12,785
**
1561
01:24:12,818 --> 01:24:21,527
**
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