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Oh, I've heard it all before.

Work twice as hard for half as
much.

But that never stopped me from
getting to this side of the table.

But you...

And before you say it,

I don't owe you a thing.

Want me to do for you
what no one did for me?

What about...

appreciation?

Oh.

You want me to stand on my
doorstep and clap for you?

Is that what you want?

I'll do one better.

Thank you, Jennifer, for all
your work.

Your services are no longer
required.

You can't do that.

I just re-coded your entire
computer system, okay?

I've given you everything.

And what?

And what if I don't leave?

What if I take a stand?

Are you going to take a stand?

No.

No I'm not.

Are you going to take a stand?

Keep working hard,
like you always do,

and something will appear.

So how's the wedding prep going?

She still wants me to do a
speech, Mum.

She's got a job on there.

So, any umm?

Nope.

Don't be such a cynic.

So how much to save this place,
then?

50 within the month.

It's ridiculous what they're
doing Mum.

Happened in Brixton,

happening everywhere else.

I turnover enough money.

It's just this one bloody payment
they're slapping everyone with.

Who is it?

Hmm?

Hello?

How do you expect high rewards
if you don't take high risks?

Sorry?

Be at the Ruby Blue Bar on
Oswald Street

at 12 noon.

Who are you?

I have a job for you.

When you arrive, just say
'Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper

always shone in the pale
moonlight'...

I just don't know who'd do this?

Have you let anyone go recently?

Only 27 people in the last
month.

27?

Fix it now.

Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper

always shone in the pale
moonlight.

What?

Oh, sorry.

Did I not say that right?

Say it again.

Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper

DID always shine in the
moonlight.

All the whilst

Henry's codpiece

protruded several inches from
his crotch.

Although,

by all accounts,
there was a lot more room

in that codpiece, than
Henry wanted people to know.

Ok Buster,

vamoose.

Okay boss.

Once I despised the pomegranate.

It looked weird, hard to
penetrate.

Pretty messy.

But then

once

I tried it,

and I never looked back.

Oh.

So...

a job.

Do you fancy

nipping into an office
building...

in the city?

Logging onto a computer and
pulling some information from it.

And what is the info exactly?

I'll come back to that later.

But here's what you need to do.

Enter the building.

Assuming the identity
of one of their employees.

My insider said

that the man on duty on our day
is very lax...

and loves to flirt.

So just bung some glossy,
mesmerizing, smooth talk at him.

Okay?

They require an official I.D.

that has a biometric chip inside
it,

which we won't have.

So you're going to have to
distract, charm and convince him

that he doesn't need to scan it.

I'll marry your brother
just to get in your family.

Once inside, you'll have a map to
direct you to the remote terminal.

You will override the six digit

security code to get into the
room.

With your skills that'll be easy
breezy.

But these aren't the skills
of a computer programmer.

I was joking.

I have the door code from an
ex-employee.

Sorry.

Hello?

Alan darling...

a useless Scouser finishes his
time.

Is that news?

Yeah.

While, I remember.

Would you source a prop for me
for Wednesday?

Thank you.

Erm, before you go on, I just
want to say that you know that...

You locate a folder called
Oliver.

Then extract the encrypted data
from it.

Throw it onto a flashy drive.

You mean a flash drive?

No.

After that, you'll be met
by my delightful driver.

Once I've received the flashy
from you,

checked the data is all tickety
boo.

I will give you your fee.

So what is the fee?

What's 1% of 500 million?

Must be pretty valuable data
then?

It's a collection of accounts, passwords
and pins accessing the compound

interest on the hushed up money
that MPs skimmed off their expenses

BEFORE the scandal of '09.

And just to put it all out
there,

this is illegal, isn't it?

Do you want to carry
on playing by the rules?

Or do you want to play the game?

I can't.

Oh, yes, you can.

You really can.

I know you can,
because I know you need it.

Also a little bird happened to
tell me

that you planted a parting gift
on the FWP database.

Yeah that proves to me

that you have a degree of
derring do,

but also...

it gives me something to hold
over you.

Pomegranate?

No thank you.

You have 48 hours.

Yes. Oh.

Ah great!

Yeah thanks.

We'll keep your details on file.
We'll get back to you.

Whatever.

Come on.

It's not the public,
it's family and friends.

And I want to upstage
Harley's best woman speech!

Lols.

Family and friends.

A thousand people. One single
stranger.

All terrifying Ade, no.

Any job luck?

I've had an offer.

Boom!

Black girl magic baby!

Yeah, but I dunno if I'm gonna
take it.

You're behind on your rent,
aren't you?

Three months.

So what's it saying moneywise?

The job?

It's saying...

it's saying a lot.

So what's the problem?

While I remember...

Eric is...

coming to the wedding

and he's bringing his new bae.

Great.

Bring someone.

I remember
when all I wanted to do was just

fall in love and have kids with
a tall, dark, handsome bachelor

who had a cheeky sense of humour
and a megawatt smile.

Oh, and someone who could slay
hip hop karaoke!

Anything else?

A Magic Mike bod?

Well, if he HAPPENED
to have been in Channing shape,

I wouldn't have complained.

You're speaking in past tense?

Yeah, there's a reason.

I think Jennifer needs to
step out of her comfort zone.

And I think Adrienne needs
to mind her own bees wax.

How many have you got left?

Two!

Oh good!

Keep your head still.

Ready?

Are you sabotaging my job
applications?

I want you.

I know you can do it.

And I know you and your
family need the moolah.

I've never done anything like
this before.

Am I incarcerated right now?

Am I a novice
without decades of experience?

I know what I'm doing.

Take the leap.

For once in your life.

Yes, we may be dipping outside
the rules a tad but this is money

no one will miss apart from the
men who know they are in the wrong.

I really don't want to have to
inform FWP

of your meddling machination
costing them thousands of pounds.

This is blackmail.

No this is persuasion.

5 million?

For an hour's work.

I'll be back here at 1500.

What the hell is that?

Protection.

I don't need that.

All Gates' employees are
expected to protect themselves.

Boss's orders.

I am a computer programmer okay?

I don't need that.

Take the bag.

I'm fine, honestly.

Take the bag.

I'm really not comfortable with
this.

Might wanna check the safety's
off.

Pretty sure it is.

I.D.

Lovely weather we're having
today eh?

Is it?

Tara Munis.

Vice president.

Never seen you before.

Oh, we've probably just missed
each other.

I have to scan it.

Wait.

Has anyone told you that
you have really lovely eyes?

No.

Oh could you do that again for
me please?

No.

There's usually a male
receptionist that works here,

is he here today?

No.

The receptionist won't let me
in.

Knew I should have put
you in skimpier attire.

Erm also...

you didn't mention anything
about... a gun.

I protect all my employees, not
least when they're stealing account

information of the shady senior
bank execs

who took illegal tax free cash

bonuses before the Bank of
England banned them in 2019.

Wait.

I thought you said it was MP's
expenses?

Let's not get hung up on the
minutia.

Time to use your noggin
to get into the place.

Trigger the fire alarm?

Don't be ridiculous darling.

Find the back entrance.

Slip in.

Alright love?

I couldn't trouble you
for one of those could I?

Alright.

Ah thanks love I'm gasping!

Where do you think you're going?

Work.

What like that?

Oh, I've got a date later.

Lucky man.

Well look Valentina's still on
shift.

Oh, yeah.

The agency called.

They want to give her a day off,
so I'm covering.

A day off?

I could do with one of those.

Have fun.

Oh, come on.

You were on 67% this morning!

Wait.

What did he say it was?

He said it was...

the month reversed...

and the door number... ugh!

Erm...

excuse me?

You're not supposed to be on
this floor.

Hello?

Umm I was told to start at the
top and then work my way down?

It's my first day
so I'm a bit lost. Sorry.

That's okay.

We'll get you down to Rebecca and we'll
find out where you're supposed to be...

Erm do you think we could try
and...

CRAP!

Donny coin's going through the
roof.

You get yourself to reception.

Find out where you're supposed
to be.

Okay, will do.

This is the part of the job I
hate.

Actually, that's a lie.

This is the best bit.

What's your job?

Oh don't worry. It's fake.

I used it for a stag do a few
months back.

Was a good do.

I'm John Smith, COO,

and this is my place.

Forgive me,

but it doesn't look like you're
doing much cleaning right now?

Maintenance on the internal
network.

Oh, I had to re-train.

I have two jobs,
you know, make ends meet.

Erm could you give me a little
bit of privacy please so I can...

Oh, I need to go and
speak to a client anyway.

Cool beans.

How long will you be?

10 minutes?

Cool beans.

I've heard it's rough in your
kinds

of neighborhoods...

But wow.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm not a grass.

Well if you don't mind...

Oh, yes, of course.

I'll go and make a coffee
and do a video call.

Would you like me
to bring a coffee in for you?

I really should just finish my
work, otherwise I'll be in trouble.

Cool.

Well I'm gonna.

I'm gonna.

Gre...

Great.

Yes dear?

Car trouble.

Yeah it's just not playing ball.

Well you better fix it then?

Haven't you?

And quickly.

Made you a coffee.

One minute.

You looked like
you could use a caffeine boost.

I don't drink coffee.

Oh, you work a cleaning job

and an I.T. job,
but you don't drink coffee?

I like tea.

A nice herbal tea

in a flask and a walk up to
Muswell Hill.

Muswell Hill

I always thought that'd be a
great name for an R&B group.

You know like Dru Hill, 112,
Black Street, Jagged Edge.

They all sound like locations.

90s R&B.

If only that level of romance
was possible in real life.

You know, I found my girlfriend

cheating with my best mate from
uni

on the day I was going to
propose.

Well, if it's any consolation,

there's only three ways
a marriage can go really.

Disappointment,

divorce

or death.

What do you call that? 'The
Three D's'?

'The Three D's'.

I think we're on the same page.

Peaches and cream.

Job done?

Almost.

Now...

you don't do caffeine, but...

do you do tobacco?

I'm fine, thanks.

How long? Ten?

I'll definitely be gone by then.

Well,

I'll be up on the roof

having a smoke
in case you change your mind.

It's a lovely rooftop.

Right.

Let's get out of here.

Right I'm going for a break.

Oh, baby.

What?

Can't believe I almost forgot
this!

I'll be up on the roof having a
smoke in case you change your mind.

Peaches

and cream.

Hmm. Dance with me.

Sorry what?

The song by 112.

I always preferred 'Dance
With Me' to 'Peaches & Cream'.

Here.

I'm trying to give up.

How were are you going
to propose by the way?

Booked out the restaurant
we went to on our first date.

Spelled out her name in roses on
the table

and sang 'Let's Get Married'
a cappella with my schoolmates

on backing vocals.

Corny I know.

Brandy...

'Brandy'?

That was her name?

Not THE Brandy, of course.

Although that'd be rather great.

He swapped 'em.

What?

When he gave us the coffees he's
um...

yeah, yeah he's given me the
latte.

Has he?

Yeah.

It's an Americano.

Its my Americano.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Well here you are.

Cheers mate.

Hello.

Look, my pickup is coming any
minute now.

Where's my USB?

You've got it.

This one is blue.

Mine is red.

Where is it?

Search me...

if you want?

Start at the top and
work your way down.

I can search you
without your instructions.

Funny thing about being a big
COO of a...

You NEVER touch a black woman's
hair.

That's not your real hair?

Yes it is.

I bloody PAID for it!

If we don't increase the
sales target by next quarter,

we're all going to be really,
really...

She's my chiropractor.

Really?

I just assumed
it was some kind of role play?

Guilty as charged. Haha.

Maybe find somewhere more
discreet?

Yeah, the storage cupboard on
the fifth floor is kind of handy.

Great.

Have fun.

So I don't think this board of directors
know what they're doing anyway.

So I think we could do is...

Well they should have made you
partner.

Well of course they should
have...

I can't let you leave with that.

Seriously?

Give me the USB.

I think we both know
you're not going to shoot...

4-7-5 to base, investigating possible
gunshot at RAD building, West Side.

Report back when we know more,
over.

Wow, guns are loud!

Jesus Christ you bloody shot me!

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

Oh well that's alright then!

Okay we're gonna have to
get out of here right now.

What happened to your voice?

What are you talking about?

This is my voice. And this...

Alright, this is my real voice.
Okay?

Who are you working for?

Myself. I'm working for myself.

Police!

Is everything alright up there?

We've got to get out of here
right now.

Not before you give me the USB.

Oh...

We're trapped.

Yep.

But God loves a try-er.

Maybe a beam fell?

How old's the building?

Did you hear that Guv?

Hear what?

Seriously?

Let me have a wander.

Parker I'm gonna go and do a
sweep of the ground floor.

As soon as Chopra gets here,

I want you to work your way up
the building.

Right so where am I going?

You're working your way up the
building.

Up the building?

D'ya mean at the top?

I mean up.

Right, up.

Got ya, no worries Guv.

Seen anything?

Heard some noise.

Might have been some office
noise?

Definitely sounded like a
gunshot.

Well this is awkward.

Hmm.

You're the worst thief
I've ever come across.

I'm not a thief,
I'm a computer programmer.

Yeah.

Anyway, I saw an office party
downstairs.

Did ya?

You know what that means?

What does that mean?

Free cake.

So what we do now?

John?

JOHN!

Stop messing around.

I didn't mean to shoot you.

By the way.

What was it?

Didn't find anything out of the
ordinary.

Could be the beams?

He's obsessed with beams.

What?

Just keep an ear out.

Let us know if anything else
out of the ordinary happens.

I'm just going to see
if next door has a kit.

Oh come on!

How're we losing 2-0?

I'll be there soon.

How long?

Hard to say...

20?

20!

Do they have first aid kits in
toilets?

Bloody hell!

You haven't got a mixer have ya?

Would you rather a herbal tea?

Okay...

So I'm gonna help you,

but not before you tell me

who you are and what you're
doing here?

Cook.

George Cook.

Was the secret agent response
really necessary?

Well I thought it was
appropriate.

I'm not some Oxford Cambridge
silver spoon COO.

I'm a state school lad
from the land of the Beatles...

and I steal things.

Cook.

You ready?

It's an easy job.

5 mil, no fuss.

And I steal things

usually while deceiving people.

Kind of like what you do with
your hair.

Don't push me.

Put your hands out.

What?

I still don't trust you.

Come on!

By the way,

I'm only doing this...

Because you fancy me?

Because I've got a conscience!

Hmm.

Are you sure you know what
you're doing?

Oh, okay. Take it easy, easy,
easy.

ARGH!

OH!

OH MY GOD.

Quiet!

Chaa!

You're not very
good with your hands are ya?

I'm nearly there!

OH!

Hopefully that should do it?

Well done Guv.

What for?

What you did back there.

What did I do?

Come on.

Calm, measured, respectful.

You're what every police officer
should aspire to be.

Not really.

Oh,

and modest as well.

You were born to do this.

Funny.

What?

I've never...

kissed a guy I've shot before.

Well there's a first time for
everything.

George?

George?

GEORGE!

George.

Can you hear me?

You passed out, I think you were
dreaming.

Hold on.

Where you sex dreaming?

'Sex dreaming'?

About ME?

As if I'd be 'sex dreaming'
about you.

Where's this pickup of yours
anyway?

He's not answering his phone.

But the police have left at
least.

Hey...

what if we went 50/50?

I should ask for more.

Call it compensation for the
assault.

I'm going to leave now.

Pick up or no pick up.

What's Gates...

giving you...

out of interest?

You know him?

Here's three reasons
why you need to take my offer.

One.

You're in over your head.

You've never done
anything like this before.

Right...

So why not hand over the Oliver
folder to me?

The career criminal.

Let me get my hands dirty,
lessen the risk.

Two.

You shot me.

Now, that's not just a Section
18 assault.

That's attempted murder, which carries
a fifteen year minimum sentence.

If I choose to press charges...

which I will.

And three.

The one you really want to hear.

I did work for Gates...

and I know...

that Gates is gonna screw you
over,

as soon as you hand over the
loot.

So what's it going to be?

I think you're more of an
opportunist than you let on.

This is just a little one
off pay day in between jobs.

Right...

A bonus for someone who's
done things the RIGHT way

and deserves a little cash
injection.

MAYBE this someone doesn't

want to have to work
twice as hard for half as much.

MAYBE this person deserves to pay off
thirty grand's worth of student debt.

You know, the moment

when society punishes you for
studying and getting good grades?

MAYBE

this person deserves to put
a deposit down on somewhere

half decent to live in the city
she was BLOODY born in.

And finally get on the property
ladder.

I mean, is that so much to ASK?

Have you given that speech
before?

Every working class
generation gets a raw deal.

My dad died when I was three and me Mum
couldn't afford to bring me up so...

I moved in with me Nan.

We didn't have much,
but she made the best of it.

Like her mum and her mum's mum.

We used to play blackjack

and rummy every afternoon after
school.

And she beat me every time.

You know what she used to say
after I lost?

'God loves to try-er'.

And what I thought she meant
was,

is that eventually I get
rewarded.

If I kept putting in efforts
and hard work.

But then I realized

what she actually meant was,

you only win

if you push your luck
and go outside the rules.

She always beat me because she
cheated.

She did what she had to do.

Now I dunno about you,
but I feel totally guilt-free

about taking the access codes from
the accounts containing the millions

British councils have taken in
undeserved parking fines since 1986.

Parking fines?

Daylight robbery innit?

No, I mean, Gates said it was the
undiscovered expenses from MPs,

but then they also said it
was dodgy banker bonuses...

I don't know.

Oh?

Well...

whatever it is, could you untie
me so I can go for a wazz?

I'm bursting at the seams here.

What I'm serious!

Oh!

Thank you.

Forget something?

Let's go. Me and you.

It's funny you're offering me
that now.

Unlike you.

I have shot people before...

and I've got no problem doing it
again.

I'm not telling you where it is,
so you might as well just shoot me.

What's happening?

Can I help you?

Look.

It's either 50/50 or Gates takes
it all.

You're not going to shoot me.

Oh, yeah? Why's that?

You fancy me.

As if.

You know I've spent my
entire life being a pushover.

For once I'm going to take a
stand.

What are we doing up here?

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you fancy waiting in that
room for when the cops checked it?

Still think it's the beams?

Blimey.

Are you going to pull that
trigger then or what?

Give me the USB.

I already told you.

I'm not going to do that.

I need this money.

I deserve this money.

And I didn't spend
all those years in prison...

just to come out and get done
over

by that posh...

What are you doing here George?

It's a fake.

I've seen the real thing.

And this looks like the real
thing.

What?

Undercover all along.

Is this the stuff?

What do you mean
he was undercover all along?

Long story.

Is this or is this not the
stuff?

No.

Um it's in the herbal tea tins
downstairs.

You what?

Room 1380.

One sec!

Give me that?

What you doing?

Anything to make a copper

look more dumb innit?

I don't think you understand.

I've been given orders.

We need to leave the building
now.

Gunshots to the ceiling,
signs of struggle.

Send forensics to retreive the
bullet.

Take bloods and dust the place
really.

Send some extra squaddies for
security.

Someone needs to question
the receptionist.

I'll stay here, make sure no
one contaminates the evidence.

How are we going to get past
them?

You might want to consider a
change of career.

You know...

re-train.

Thanks, Boris.

It's done.

Good.

Did he take it?

He did.

Jennifer?

George?

Can I buy you a drink sometime?

That makes a better story

than swiping right.

My best friend's getting
married in a couple of weeks...

Maybe you'd like some company?

Maybe I would?

JENNIFER!

Jenn!

Can you hear me?

Sex dreaming?

As if.

We'd better get out of here.

Bizzies are swarming.

Hang on?

Are you a cop or not?

Take your clothes off.

We really got time for that?

Just take your clothes off. Now!

Why what am I putting on?

This.

No, I've got a better idea.

Should still be...

I'll put on...

what I came in with.

Oh, great idea. Cat burglar
outfit.

The police won't bat an eyelid.

You're right.

Ah, whoah whoah whoah, slow.

You alright?

Gimme that...

This?

Yeah.

Stop flexing.

Stop perving.

Don't flatter yourself.

So when you've finished

cleaning the toilets on
every floor, I'd like you to

dust the ceilings thoroughly.

Oh sorry Officer, I was told the
incident happened on the 4th?

I'm Tara Munis, Vice-President.

Oh. Pleasure.

Yeah well it's clear you run a very
tight and honest ship here so...

Yes, well, I'm just finishing
showing this one his rounds.

Erm how about we meet in my office
in let's say fifteen minutes?

Lovely.

Alright, after you.

Wonderful.

Same again?

No. The receptionist's already
seen me.

That was with your wig on
though...

Really?

Well, throw in an accent to
really sell it?

Risky...

Madam. It's for your own safety.

We need you to leave
the building right now.

Listen, I think this
is really unnecessary.

I've been given orders.

We need to leave the building.

It's for your own safety.
Please, will you follow me?

I'm not leaving the desk.

Don't you think you're just
overreacting just a little bit?

No, we need to leave now.

High risk,

high reward.

Brandy Harris C.I.D.

Great work today, officers.

Wait.

I've met you before.

Your name's Tara?

Tara something.

Everything okay here?

Do we all look the same to you
then?

What?

Nice bit of racial profiling
on a Wednesday afternoon.

No.

Lucky for you, we have a bigger incident
to investigate, don't we officer?

Yes, ma'am.

Well, this one's a bit shaken
up,

so I'm gonna take him for a coffee
and you're gonna give me a statement.

Aren't you Dimitri?

Yesh... da, da.

Although I have not yet finished
ze

cleaning of ze toilets.

Is this okay?

You've been through enough,
Dimitri.

Let's go.

Come on.

What about appreciation?

You want me to stand on my
doorstep and clap for you?

Is that what you want?

So you're not giving me a bonus
then?

For being undercover for the
best part of three years?

Sorry, you're out.

Empty handed.

Can I just ask ya one thing?

The account numbers and pin codes
stolen and put onto the USB.

I was told it was parking
fine profits from councils

but then, I heard it was

illegal funds from banker
bonuses

and then

I heard it was a secret stash

from MPs expenses...

Is there a question in there
somewhere?

Well, which one was it?

You're not on the payroll
anymore.

Why would I tell you?

Last day tomorrow.

I'm sorry, Mum.

It's not your fault.

I should have been able to help.

Don't be stupid.

I should have been able to help
YOU.

Mums are supposed to do that.

Come on, Mum.

So, yeah,

that's the long and short of it.

Oh. My. God.

You can't tell anyone, though.

Who do you think I am?

I don't know what I'm going to
do.

Seriously.

Ask him if he's free on the
23rd?

Joking.

Or am I?

Lolz?

What would you do, though?

Really?

So the bad guy screwed you over?

You went in with nothing,
came out with nothing.

But you did shoot this guy?

Yeah...

And you did attempt
to steal millions of pounds...

But if this piece of white
chocolate is a con artist?

Then I don't think you have
anything to worry about.

And if he's a cop?

Then you better hope and pray
he fancies you...

like early nineties jungle fever
vibes.

We're gonna need some more wine
then!

So this is the spot?

Not bad.

I could show you a few rooftops
better than this though.

How's your shoulder?

Hurt's like a bastard.

Sorry.

Wait, you have the red USB?

I do.

But I checked your pockets?

Okay?

You alright?

I had a feeling you would.

So I stashed it.

You went back in?

Nope.

I had a trusty receptionist.

She was working with you the
entire time.

Little insurance never hurt
anymore.

Well no wonder you got into
the building so easily.

You walked right through
reception.

Oh...

No, I came in through the
rooftop.

You came in from the roof?

Yeah, I told you. It's kinda my
thing.

So about that then.

Did you erm...

happen to?

Yeah I did.

And it turns out some people can

write over data so that it's
hidden

but still on the drive.

Little programmer trick.

So Gates will have received...

A copy of the 'Oliver' folder
with nothing on it.

How did you know that Big Al
would...

Took a risk.

So is it true what they say
then?

Is it all Xbox's and slap up
meals?

Where?

Prison.

I'm glad you find it so funny.

You know what I DO find funny,
though?

That I'm going to offer half of
this to...

someone who shot me.

Wait?

So you're not police?

Not anymore.

Anymore?

They let me go.

Well it looks like you're going
to have to re-train.

Hmm.

I've heard Switzerland's a great
place?

I heard that too.

Do you think they'll
have gin on the plane?

I should hope so.

So...

Are we doing this then?

It certainly looks that way,
doesn't it?

Stop everything else.

I want them found

and brought to me.

And bring me a fresh fucking
margarita!

Make it quick, I'm very busy.

Thank you, Mrs. Boomer.

But your services are no longer
required.

What?

I came into a bit of money
and I decided to invest in FWP

As the majority shareholder.

What's going on?

Don't worry.

I'm sure you'll find something.

That bitch!

Cool beans?

Cool beans.

So there's been something
I've been meaning to ask you...

Was the whole
'Brandy-the-fiance' story real?

Her name really was 'Brandy'

and she kind of broke

my heart to be honest.

Haven't dated anyone since.

Why not?

Hmm.

Scared.

So...

something I've been meaning
to ask you.

How come you can do a perfect
Liverpool accent?

The mother.

What she's?

She is.

When do you think we can go
back?

A couple of weeks should do it.

Well...

In that case,
I have a proposition for you.

My best friend is getting
hitched and I was wondering

if you wanted to be my plus one?

I erm...

think it's probably best we go
our separate ways after this.

Oh.

For the best?

Okay.

Cool...

Cool beans.

What a u-turn.

I know.

What happened?

It's not that big of a deal,
Mum.

Family and friends, a thousand
people, one single stranger.

It's all terrifying!

You want me to do this or not?

Look at her, she's made up.

I'm going to go for a quick puff
before...

Should never have started
that habit in the first place.

Size seven?

What?

The ruby slipper.

Yes, I know it's a ruby slipper
but what are you doing with it?

Oh.

Err.

You know, Anne Boleyn?

So Gates uses that line on
everyone?

Pretty much.

And I'm wearing a Henry cod
piece.

Can't you just enter the venue
like a normal person?

No...

You can get up now.

Still need a plus-one?

I thought you said it'd be best

if we go our separate ways?

That was a lie.

And how did you even...

I've got skills haven't I?

And by skills he means he
asked me for the address.

And you just gave it to him?

Oh, come on.

I know he's your Mr. White
Choco...

Don't you dare finish that
sentence!

What?

We have a nickname for you,
I'll let her tell you.

So MUM...

how's the salon?

Business is booming and the
customers love the renovations.

Thank you.

Hey, how much to charge for a
Scouse perm?

I could do with a new look.

If you let me give you a Scouse
perm, it'll be on the house.

Oh, don't encourage him please!

You gonna get your plus-one a
bevvy or?

I haven't confirmed or denied
whether you're actually my plus-one.

You don't know what you're
getting yourself into.

Hmm.

Champers?

Or gin?

Is there going to be a mixer
this time?

Come on.

Starting to think I might
be open to marriage again.

Really?

Well...

Crucial question, though,
who's playing the reception?

112, Jagged Edge, Dru Hill

or Black Street?

All four.

Crucial question for you
though...

Yeah?

Are there actually, any women
who would want to marry you?

I hope your speech bombs.

And I hope you get shot in your
other shoulder.

Jenn...

Yeah?

You're going to knock it out the
park.

Just to check...

this is just a one off
partnership, right?

Yeah.

Absolutely yeah.

Total one off.

Peaches and cream.

Yeah she's a stunner mate.

She is.

Naughty as well right?

She makes me dress up in uniform
for her.

Nice.

What type of uniform?