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(This Movie is Encoded By Doctor STAR -=!Dr.STAR!=-)
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( thundering )
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( man )
Ungrateful...
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unholy...
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without self-control.
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Brutal.
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Not lovers of good...
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conceited...
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( thundering )
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Have nothing
to do with them.
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Nothing.
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There will be terrible times
in the last days.
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People will become...
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lovers of themselves,
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lovers of money...
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boastful...
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proud...
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having a form of godliness,
but denying its power.
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And another upsetting thing
about these days of ours
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is the lack of respect
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that young people have
for their bodies.
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We must take
control of that.
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We must teach our children
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that God has not placed
them here
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just to
pleasure themselves.
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( all )
Amen.
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And that unclean thoughts
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are just as much a sin
in the eyes of God
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as the acts themselves.
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Isn't that right,
Rebecca ?
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Shall we show everyone
what happens to those
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with unclean thoughts ?
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Those who have given in
to the temptation ?
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Those who put their
needs above God's will ?
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Come, my dear.
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Let us show them.
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What ?
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Isn't somebody
gonna help her ?!
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( speaking in distorted voice )
It's all right, Rebecca.
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You're still pure.
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You have failed yourself
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and you have
failed God.
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May he have
mercy on your soul.
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( gurgling )
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( screaming )
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( dinging )
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( screaming )
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( panting )
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( typing )
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♪
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Packing, dear ?
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Yes, Mother.
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Mandy should
be here any minute.
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Is something wrong,
Mother ?
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No, of course not.
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It's just that I'm gonna
miss you this weekend.
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I'm only going to
be gone for two nights.
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I know, but, Rebecca,
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you just got home
from school and...
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I really thought we'd spend
some quality time together.
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I'll be home
all next week.
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Well, come here a minute.
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I really
have to get going.
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Now, for your trip,
I got you some things
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that no young lady should
be without.
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Oh, Mother,
you shouldn't have.
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But I did !
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This isn't another
Tabernacle Chorus CD, is it ?
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Because I--
Open it !
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Thanks.
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You may be away
from me this weekend,
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but God will always
be with you.
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It's for your vigils;
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plus to help you
read at night.
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I think the house we're
staying at has electricity.
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There's one more thing,
keep looking.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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I knew you'd like it.
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Well, it's definitely
something.
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Well, now that you have
all of your essentials,
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it's time to send you off
on your journey.
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Let us pray.
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May it be your will, God,
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that You lead us
toward peace,
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and make us reach
our desired destination
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in life, gladness
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and peace.
( cell phone ringing )
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May You
rescue us from...
( cell phone ringing )
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the hand of every foe,
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( cell phone ringing )
ambush, bandits and evil.
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Mom, I really
got to get this.
( cell phone ringing )
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Yo, bitch.
Hey, Mandy.
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I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
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Can I--
Well, your ass better be
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in the middle of
fucking packing.
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I'll be there in ten.
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All right.
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I'll see you
when I get--
Ooh.
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And Missy scored
the fake IDs,
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so we should look
nice and legal this weekend.
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All right.
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Really gotta run.
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Whatever.
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( woman )
May we continue ?
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Mm-hmm.
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Dear Lord, may thy word be
a lamp unto our feet
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and a light
unto our path.
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Amen.
Amen.
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Mom, I've really
gotta go.
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I know.
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( man on TV )
And yet again, the mostdisgusting company
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in the country,Crazy Girls Unlimited,
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are throwing theirannual orgy
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in Daytona Beach, Florida.
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Every year, we here at HBNtry to protect our youth
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from thiscollection of perverts,
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and every year, the response
is the same.
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Just take a look
at their past behavior !
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You can become an HBN angel
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by showing
your support here today.
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What kind of angel
are you ?
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I'm a nasty angel.
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Your souls are
in danger.
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( man )
These girls holes...
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Now that's what's in danger !
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And Moses, with the tablet in
his mighty hand,
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approached
the mountain and said--
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Show me your tits !
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We came across this,
obviously, pirated footage
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from the Crazy Girls website
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on the Internet.
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And, to makematters worse,
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Daytona will become this year's
Gomorrah when pornographer
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Ronald Jeremy becomes
the master of ceremonies,
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and Nicko McBrain will play his
hard rock music.
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Big surprise.
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When questioned, here is whattheir local sheriff
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had to say...
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Well, Holly, I've spoken
with Mr. Governor at length
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and we've come to
an understanding.
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As long as they
follow the rules,
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I don't anticipate
any problems.
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Such filth.
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♪
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Oh, Mandy's here.
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♪
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Oh.
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Becky !
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Long time no see !
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You look great !
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Thanks, Todd.
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Why are you--
Hello, Mrs. Foster.
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You look younger
every time I see you.
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You sure the two
of you aren't sisters ?
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Oh, Todd,
you're too much.
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And I told you a million
times, it's Rosemarie.
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So what brings you
here on this glorious day ?
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Well, when a little birdie
told me that Becky here
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would be in town,
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I went straight out
and got us...
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( imitating drumroll )
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... two tickets to see
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"The Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat"
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at the Surfside Amphitheater.
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Um, I can't,
you see, I--
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But Willie Aames
is touring with them.
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Rebecca, it sounds like such
a wonderful time !
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Then why don't
you go with him... sis ?
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Rebecca,
don't be ridiculous.
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Come on, bitch !
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Oh, sorry, Todd.
Bec-- Becky--
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I got plans
this weekend.
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Gotta run !
Rebecca !
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Bye, Mom !
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Well, be safe
this weekend !
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Please don't do anything that
I wouldn't approve of !
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♪
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Just drive.
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♪
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♪
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What's up your ass ?
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My mom strikes again
with the "Almighty Todd."
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( laughing )
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Yeah, I saw that creep
in your driveway.
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Seriously, when is
she gonna stop with
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that arranged marriage
bullshit ?
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I know.
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She's been trying to set us
up since we were, like, five.
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Uh...
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Ooh, ooh, I know.
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If it works out,
can I come to the wedding ?
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Please ?
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I already have the perfect
gift picked out for you.
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A key to your
chastity belt.
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Hey, hey, hey,
pull over, pull over !
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What, you want to
register there ?
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Shut up and pull over.
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Fine... Mrs. Todd.
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Eww.
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I'll be right back.
Okay.
( cell phone chiming )
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( cell phone chiming )
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( giggling )
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Unleaded ?
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Yeah, that would
be great.
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20 bucks worth.
20 buckos.
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( cell phone ringing )
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Hey, what's up ?
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Yes, I retrieved
the Virgin Mary.
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No, her mom's
not with her.
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God, you're such
a bitch !
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So how's the house ?
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Does it suck or...
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Oh, really, so what ?
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Oh, my God.
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No, I don't carry
that shit on me
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and don't ask me that
on the fucking phone !
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God !
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So where
are we going now ?
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Oh, that's right,
Manatee Creek.
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Mm-hmm.
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We'll see you in 30.
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Manatee Creek ?
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Yeah ?
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You sure you want to be
going over there ?
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Yeah, why ?
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Don't really think you
belong in a place like that.
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I'll keep that
in mind.
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( imitating gunshot firing )
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♪
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Holy shit !
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Ready ?
Yeah.
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This is going to be
one hell of a weekend !
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♪
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Peace.
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Hey, what about
my 20 bucks ?
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Hey, come back,
you bitches !
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00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:03,055
Hey !
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Son of a bitch !
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( Rebecca )
So did Missy actually get
permission to use this house
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or is this another one
of her schemes
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that involves us
climbing through a window ?
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Would you relax for once ?
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We're staying at a kick-ass
house on the beach,
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unchaperoned.
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Great, unchaperoned.
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♪
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( girls laughing )
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Go, Hammerheads !
Go, Hammerheads !
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Whoo !
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Oh, this is so pretty.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Ready to party ?
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This place fucking rocks.
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Welcome to Casa De Beer.
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The party's inside,
bitches.
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Follow me.
Let's go inside...
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Asses up, bitches.
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Party time.
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Sluts are here !
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Hey !
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I'm so happy to
see you guys.
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Me too !
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I know,
it's been forever.
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I'll show you
to the kitchen.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Yeah !
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Even the kitchen
in this place is huge.
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We could cook for, like,
an army of men in here.
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I know.
271
00:15:25,506 --> 00:15:26,972
At least one day
while we're here,
272
00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:29,942
we should totally try to
make a real meal.
273
00:15:29,944 --> 00:15:31,276
No offense, Kel.
274
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,611
But we've all
had your cooking
275
00:15:32,613 --> 00:15:35,981
and I'd like to be the first
to cast my vote as a no.
276
00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:37,449
( Mandy )
Second.
277
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:39,384
Anybody else remember that
cheerleading camp potluck ?
278
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:40,686
Oh, I remember that.
279
00:15:40,688 --> 00:15:42,454
What was that you made,
sweetie ?
280
00:15:42,456 --> 00:15:44,389
Cheeseburger soufflé ?
281
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:46,658
Oh, what were
you thinking ?
282
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,126
( Lisa )
Chocolate mousse
should not be layered
283
00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:49,461
with ground beef.
( Mandy )
Right.
284
00:15:49,463 --> 00:15:51,363
( Kelly )
I didn't mean to
make everybody sick,
285
00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:53,298
but the recipes,
they got mixed up.
286
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,366
Blech !
287
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,301
( laughing )
288
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,370
( Mandy )
God, Missy, I'm hurt.
289
00:15:58,372 --> 00:16:00,172
I've known you for
how many years
290
00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:02,007
and yet I've never
been here before.
291
00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,308
Neither have I,
dumb-ass.
292
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,509
Dad usually rents it.
293
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:05,744
It just happened to be
empty this weekend,
294
00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,479
so he offered it to me.
295
00:16:07,481 --> 00:16:08,647
Fuck, yeah.
296
00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:11,049
I mean, this place
is amazing and everything,
297
00:16:11,051 --> 00:16:14,186
but does anybody wonder why
our town's former sheriff
298
00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:17,055
would have us stay here,
at party central ?
299
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,590
Who cares ?
300
00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:19,591
Party...
301
00:16:19,593 --> 00:16:21,426
( cell phone ringing )
Oh, my God.
302
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,262
It's her mother.
303
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:24,496
Hello, Mother.
304
00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:25,931
I'm amazed it
took this long.
305
00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:28,333
Yes, everything is fine.
306
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,735
What ?
307
00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:32,671
No, I already told you, boys
aren't staying at the house.
308
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:33,739
"Mommie Dearest."
309
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:37,342
I'll use them tonight,
I promise.
310
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,177
No, I haven't
tried it on yet,
311
00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:40,913
but I'm sure
it fits fine.
312
00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:44,917
Mom, I really have to go.
313
00:16:44,919 --> 00:16:47,953
I'll call you on Sunday
when we're on our way home.
314
00:16:47,955 --> 00:16:49,354
Love you, too, Mom.
315
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,189
Bye.
316
00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:53,025
What is that ?
Drop it in.
317
00:16:53,027 --> 00:16:54,359
What ?
318
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,061
You heard me.
319
00:16:56,063 --> 00:16:57,596
I'm not giving
you my phone.
320
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:59,431
It's not just you,
Becky-- everyone.
321
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:00,565
Come on,
hand them over.
322
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:01,867
Hell, no.
323
00:17:01,869 --> 00:17:03,468
Missy and I decided
that this weekend
324
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,569
there'd be
no interruptions.
325
00:17:04,571 --> 00:17:05,871
Mm-hmm.
326
00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:07,706
No parents,
no boyfriends.
327
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,976
And in Missy's case,
no booty calls.
328
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:13,378
Uh, what happens if there's,
like, an emergency ?
329
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,380
Like Kelly
sets her hair on fire ?
330
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:18,116
Hey !
We'll just have to
dunk her in the pool.
331
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,986
( Rebecca )
Isn't there a landline ?
332
00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:22,554
( Missy )
My dad shut
that off a year ago.
333
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:23,956
Ever since some fucking
French assholes
334
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,124
rang up the bill
calling Canada.
335
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:28,226
France isn't in Canada.
336
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,096
Huh ?
Well ?
337
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:32,397
We'll use my phone.
338
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:35,067
It will be for emergencies
and deliveries only.
339
00:17:35,069 --> 00:17:36,335
Well, I'm in.
340
00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:39,137
Rebecca ?
341
00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:43,241
Fine.
342
00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:45,143
( Mandy )
Seriously ?
343
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,144
Good girl.
344
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,313
Do it.
345
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:49,648
Whatever.
346
00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:54,820
Anything happens to that, and
you're buying me a new one.
347
00:17:54,822 --> 00:17:56,088
Don't be such a bitch.
348
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,756
I'm putting them
in a safe place.
349
00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:00,092
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go upstairs,
350
00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:02,160
put on my new bikini
and go for a swim.
351
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:05,097
Who's with me ?
Fuck yeah !
352
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:06,798
Girls, I'll show you
to your rooms.
353
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,766
Grab our shit.
354
00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:09,301
( cheering )
355
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:13,038
♪
356
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,507
Cannonball !
357
00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:21,780
Whoo !
358
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,185
( all laughing )
359
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:44,036
Whoo !
360
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:48,306
If you wanted to see them that
bad all you had to do was ask.
361
00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:50,042
Hell, who hasn't
seen them ?
362
00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:53,545
Watch it.
363
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,850
Look, I got one !
364
00:18:58,852 --> 00:19:01,253
( giggling )
365
00:19:01,255 --> 00:19:03,155
Kelly !
Oh, my God.
366
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:04,890
♪
367
00:19:06,259 --> 00:19:07,826
Uh, guys ?
368
00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:10,262
I think we may
have company.
369
00:19:10,264 --> 00:19:11,596
Oh, sweetie.
370
00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,832
Lack of sex
will do that to you.
371
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,100
Do what ?
372
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:16,401
Screw with your head.
373
00:19:16,403 --> 00:19:19,271
Baby, you're starting to see
guys hiding in bushes.
374
00:19:19,273 --> 00:19:21,006
But don't worry,
375
00:19:21,008 --> 00:19:23,108
the girls and I will
take care of that tonight.
376
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,576
( Kelly )
That's right !
377
00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:26,778
Yeah, Becky,
we'll help you out.
378
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,780
Are we still going to that
bar you told me about ?
379
00:19:28,782 --> 00:19:30,549
Wyld Wylee's !
Uh-huh.
380
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:33,018
Daddy says it's crazy
this time of year.
381
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:37,189
He actually compared it
to Mardi Gras on crack.
382
00:19:37,191 --> 00:19:39,391
So I say we go.
383
00:19:39,393 --> 00:19:40,926
Fuck yeah, I'm in !
384
00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:42,294
Me too.
Me too.
385
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:44,596
Mardi Gras ?
I'll go !
386
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,098
We need one more.
387
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,066
( Rebecca )
Well ?
388
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:49,401
Come on, come on.
389
00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:50,769
What are we
waiting for ?
390
00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:54,539
♪
391
00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:58,276
( all )
Go, Hammerheads !
392
00:19:58,278 --> 00:20:00,545
( all cheering )
393
00:20:02,115 --> 00:20:03,815
( laughing )
394
00:20:04,984 --> 00:20:06,218
( Mandy )
Oh, fuck !
395
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,486
God !
396
00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:09,888
( Lisa )
Learn to drive much ?
397
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,926
Mud ?
398
00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:17,295
Why am I in mud ?
399
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,968
It is mud, right ?
400
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,003
I hope that's mud.
401
00:20:30,076 --> 00:20:32,244
Where the fuck are we ?
402
00:20:32,246 --> 00:20:34,012
This is Wyld Wylee's ?
403
00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,082
( Jessie )
Who knew I'd need
a Malaria shot
404
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:38,450
to come out tonight ?
405
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,819
Look, I say we still go in
and check it out.
406
00:20:40,821 --> 00:20:42,354
What have
we got to lose ?
407
00:20:42,356 --> 00:20:44,422
Our lives, wallets.
408
00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:45,590
Ladies ?
409
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,259
Everyone have their IDs
with them ?
410
00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:48,160
Uh-huh.
411
00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:49,194
Good.
412
00:20:49,196 --> 00:20:50,262
Now follow me.
413
00:20:57,537 --> 00:20:59,204
Nice asses !
414
00:21:05,511 --> 00:21:09,948
( Australian accent )
Welcome to Wyld Wylee's Oasis.
415
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:13,351
I'll be your tour guide
for tonight.
416
00:21:13,353 --> 00:21:15,187
Could I get you girls
417
00:21:15,189 --> 00:21:18,723
some of our
famous monkey margaritas ?
418
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,025
Um, yeah, hi.
419
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,893
There's not another
Wyld Wylee's around here,
420
00:21:21,895 --> 00:21:23,295
is there ?
Nope.
421
00:21:23,297 --> 00:21:26,464
This is
the one and only.
422
00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:29,234
World famous !
423
00:21:34,907 --> 00:21:37,175
Is there a mortician's
convention in town ?
424
00:21:37,177 --> 00:21:40,145
Because this
place... is dead.
425
00:21:40,147 --> 00:21:41,813
Cute.
426
00:21:43,216 --> 00:21:45,083
How old are you,
Sheila ?
427
00:21:45,085 --> 00:21:46,318
I'm 26.
428
00:21:53,226 --> 00:21:56,328
Says here you're
born in 1968.
429
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:59,731
Um, the guy at
the DMV was dyslexic.
430
00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:04,703
Oh, crikey !
431
00:22:04,705 --> 00:22:07,038
No worries, no worries.
432
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,174
Come on, girls,
don't be shy.
433
00:22:09,176 --> 00:22:10,709
Take a table
434
00:22:10,711 --> 00:22:14,412
and I'm going to
bring you some Congo Coladas.
435
00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:16,948
Come on.
436
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:24,623
There is something really
wrong with this place.
437
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:26,391
I like it.
438
00:22:26,393 --> 00:22:28,593
It makes me think of,
like, an Irish pub.
439
00:22:31,197 --> 00:22:33,031
What else can I get you ?
440
00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:35,433
Um...
441
00:22:35,435 --> 00:22:37,702
I guess we'll
take some nachos.
442
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:42,807
Would that be small, medium,
or gorilla-sized ?
443
00:22:42,809 --> 00:22:46,044
Um, gorilla-sized,
I guess.
444
00:22:46,046 --> 00:22:49,881
Oh, nice choice,
mate, nice choice.
445
00:22:53,286 --> 00:22:57,856
♪
446
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:12,971
One more round !
447
00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:14,306
Okay ?
448
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,013
Two rounds !
449
00:23:22,015 --> 00:23:23,348
Two rounds !
450
00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:29,387
( laughing )
451
00:23:34,327 --> 00:23:37,996
( all chanting )
Becky, Becky, Becky,
Becky, Becky...
452
00:23:39,498 --> 00:23:41,566
( cheering )
453
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:50,041
( Missy )
Oh, my God, watch out for
the fucking gorilla !
454
00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:52,544
What are you
supposed to be ?
455
00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:54,646
( speaking gibberish )
456
00:23:54,648 --> 00:23:58,383
I'm just a helpful primate
bringing you your order.
457
00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:01,453
Well, Dr. Zaius,
you forgot the plates.
458
00:24:01,455 --> 00:24:03,121
I'll get right
on that, ma'am.
459
00:24:03,123 --> 00:24:04,989
Let me swing on over
to the kitchen.
460
00:24:04,991 --> 00:24:06,958
You do that.
Whatever.
461
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,727
Something
is very wrong here.
462
00:24:08,729 --> 00:24:10,195
I know what you mean.
463
00:24:10,197 --> 00:24:12,130
That Sasquatch
could talk.
464
00:24:12,132 --> 00:24:14,399
Not what I was
going for, Kel.
465
00:24:14,401 --> 00:24:15,633
But thank you.
466
00:24:15,635 --> 00:24:17,969
No, I'm referring
to the fact that
467
00:24:17,971 --> 00:24:21,973
this place is
called an oasis,
468
00:24:21,975 --> 00:24:24,976
but our bartender is dressed
like Panama Jack,
469
00:24:24,978 --> 00:24:27,812
and this whole place
has a Hawaiian theme,
470
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,982
yet a gorilla just served
us nachos.
471
00:24:30,984 --> 00:24:33,251
( whispering )
Sasquatch.
472
00:24:33,253 --> 00:24:36,721
( laughing )
473
00:24:36,723 --> 00:24:38,523
What ?
474
00:24:38,525 --> 00:24:40,091
Thank you.
475
00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:44,229
I didn't order this.
476
00:24:44,231 --> 00:24:45,430
I know you didn't.
477
00:24:45,432 --> 00:24:47,799
He did... for you.
478
00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:54,339
( giggling )
479
00:24:54,341 --> 00:24:55,840
( Missy )
Is he cute ?
480
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:58,143
I can't tell,
I'm seeing two of him.
481
00:24:58,844 --> 00:25:00,445
That's one of him.
482
00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:03,181
On two stools.
483
00:25:03,183 --> 00:25:05,016
( Rebecca )
You guys are so mean.
484
00:25:05,018 --> 00:25:07,051
I bet he's
a really nice guy.
485
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:09,587
Well, I am going to
go find out.
486
00:25:09,589 --> 00:25:11,689
( laughing )
487
00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:14,759
If she were--
Oh !
488
00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:21,266
If she were at the drive-in,
he'd be the double feature.
489
00:25:21,268 --> 00:25:22,934
Oh, I need a shot.
490
00:25:22,936 --> 00:25:24,436
Here.
491
00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:25,970
Cheers.
492
00:25:28,374 --> 00:25:29,808
Oh...
493
00:25:31,076 --> 00:25:32,710
Oh, why are you so green ?
494
00:25:32,712 --> 00:25:35,280
Oh, I don't
feel so good.
495
00:25:35,282 --> 00:25:36,448
I'm going to go to
the bathroom.
496
00:25:37,716 --> 00:25:38,716
I know what will
make you feel better.
497
00:25:38,718 --> 00:25:39,951
I'll get you
another shot.
498
00:25:41,053 --> 00:25:42,454
Speaking of shots...
499
00:25:43,756 --> 00:25:45,223
( Jessie )
Oh, my God.
What ?
500
00:25:45,225 --> 00:25:46,758
You know Becky's
a lightweight.
501
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,826
No.
502
00:25:50,563 --> 00:25:52,130
That.
503
00:25:52,132 --> 00:25:53,932
( Mandy )
Eww !
504
00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:56,468
It's like a car accident.
505
00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:59,804
I know I should
look away, but I can't.
506
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,173
Eww...
507
00:26:02,175 --> 00:26:03,741
How much you want to bet
that she does it with
508
00:26:03,743 --> 00:26:06,077
tons of fun
over there ?
509
00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,745
I'm in, I'm fucking in.
510
00:26:07,747 --> 00:26:09,681
That sounds like
a carnival ride.
511
00:26:09,683 --> 00:26:12,317
Uh, he looks
like a carnival ride.
512
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,486
Hey, cool it, cool it, they're
coming back to the table.
513
00:26:15,254 --> 00:26:17,789
Hey, where's Becky ?
514
00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:20,191
I wanted to say
good night.
515
00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:22,293
Good night ?
Yeah.
516
00:26:22,295 --> 00:26:24,963
Jare-- Sorry.
517
00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:26,965
This is Jared.
518
00:26:26,967 --> 00:26:29,267
We are gonna go
for a little drive.
519
00:26:29,269 --> 00:26:30,602
Mm-hmm.
520
00:26:30,604 --> 00:26:31,936
Don't wait up.
521
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,438
Mm-mmm.
522
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,508
Lisa, can I talk
to you for a minute ?
523
00:26:38,777 --> 00:26:40,545
No !
524
00:26:40,547 --> 00:26:43,314
We've gotta get going.
525
00:26:43,316 --> 00:26:46,684
Well, how long should
we wait for you two ?
526
00:26:46,686 --> 00:26:49,454
Um, he says
527
00:26:49,456 --> 00:26:51,723
he's going to take me
back to the house.
528
00:26:51,725 --> 00:26:52,957
I am.
529
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,126
In the morning.
530
00:26:55,128 --> 00:26:56,861
Let's roll !
531
00:26:58,364 --> 00:26:59,898
Bye.
( Missy )
Did that just happen ?
532
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:02,567
Are we just gonna let her run
off with some random dude ?
533
00:27:02,569 --> 00:27:05,336
She'll be fine,
he seemed really nice.
534
00:27:05,338 --> 00:27:07,705
I mean, he did buy
her a drink.
535
00:27:07,707 --> 00:27:10,341
I'm sure Ted Bundy bought
a few drinks back in his day.
536
00:27:10,343 --> 00:27:11,809
Didn't make him
a good date.
537
00:27:13,913 --> 00:27:16,748
( man )
Up next is Wylee singing"Forever Wasted."
538
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,217
Come on, handsome.
539
00:27:19,219 --> 00:27:21,819
I can't wait to see
what you're packing.
540
00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:24,055
Whoa !
Ahh !
541
00:27:24,057 --> 00:27:27,158
How about
we go to your place ?
542
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,395
I don't know how my landlords
are going to feel about that.
543
00:27:30,397 --> 00:27:31,829
What ?
544
00:27:31,831 --> 00:27:34,198
You live with
your landlords ?
545
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,700
I kind of, sort of...
546
00:27:35,702 --> 00:27:37,402
live with my parents.
547
00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:41,973
Is there
any place we can go ?
548
00:27:43,609 --> 00:27:44,776
I got an idea.
549
00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:46,844
Come on, come on !
550
00:27:46,846 --> 00:27:48,580
What are we waiting for,
then ?
Hurry up !
551
00:27:48,582 --> 00:27:50,381
Go, go !
552
00:27:50,383 --> 00:27:53,851
( laughing )
553
00:27:57,590 --> 00:28:02,260
♪ Forever wasted by you
554
00:28:03,729 --> 00:28:06,564
♪ Every time
you call my name ♪
555
00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:09,867
♪ It's music to my ears
556
00:28:09,869 --> 00:28:15,039
♪ But I'll admit sometimes
I run away in fear... ♪
557
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,941
Oh...
558
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:21,045
♪ ... my word's sincere
559
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:25,216
♪ I'm so
wasted by you ♪
560
00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:33,491
♪ Forever wasted
561
00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:40,031
♪ By you
562
00:28:46,639 --> 00:28:47,905
Fuck my life.
563
00:28:50,309 --> 00:28:52,510
Ooga, ooga, ooga.
564
00:28:52,512 --> 00:28:55,980
Please welcome
Ronald singing "Hammersmash."
565
00:28:55,982 --> 00:28:57,649
( cheering )
566
00:29:02,087 --> 00:29:04,822
Hammersmash !
Whoo !
567
00:29:06,425 --> 00:29:07,525
Hi.
568
00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:12,430
You so have
a crush on him.
569
00:29:12,432 --> 00:29:14,165
He's my friend.
570
00:29:17,603 --> 00:29:19,437
Damn this.
571
00:29:19,439 --> 00:29:20,672
Can't get this
thing off.
572
00:29:24,009 --> 00:29:26,277
♪
573
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:27,612
♪ Hammersmash
574
00:29:27,614 --> 00:29:28,780
( Mandy )
Oh, my God, girls.
575
00:29:28,782 --> 00:29:29,981
Do you remember
this song ?
576
00:29:29,983 --> 00:29:30,982
Hell yeah.
577
00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:32,950
Junior year, baby.
578
00:29:32,952 --> 00:29:34,819
♪ This is DC Hammer
579
00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,320
♪ And I'm so good
580
00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:37,622
♪ I think of all the rhymes that
you wish you could ♪
581
00:29:37,624 --> 00:29:39,824
Up, come on,
you're dancing...
582
00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:41,459
Come on, Miss.
583
00:29:41,461 --> 00:29:43,394
♪ And I'll move you
out of your seat ♪
584
00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:45,029
♪ With the baseline
of my funky beat ♪
585
00:29:45,031 --> 00:29:46,964
♪ And I'll make
you shake your ass ♪
586
00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:49,200
♪ Because this here song's
a Hammersmash ♪
587
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,140
Oh...
588
00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:57,642
A front-see !
589
00:29:57,644 --> 00:30:00,244
It's been a while since
I've seen one of those.
590
00:30:02,514 --> 00:30:04,148
♪ Man this shit's a hit
591
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,516
♪ Hammersmash
592
00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:07,185
♪ Yeah let's
get down to it ♪
593
00:30:07,187 --> 00:30:08,653
♪ Every time you hear me
594
00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,421
♪ You want to
dance around ♪
595
00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:14,358
♪ To my dope-ass record
and my fresh new sound... ♪
596
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,660
Boys.
597
00:30:15,662 --> 00:30:17,495
♪ When I start spittin'
rhymes like this... ♪
598
00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:19,931
I told you,
it'd be right there.
599
00:30:19,933 --> 00:30:21,432
♪ Is a number-one hit
600
00:30:21,434 --> 00:30:23,835
( man )
Dude, get this right here,
get this, film it.
601
00:30:23,837 --> 00:30:25,069
Right here, right here.
602
00:30:25,071 --> 00:30:27,338
Zack, are you
a fucking homo, dude ?
603
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,006
There's fucking hot chicks
right there, look.
604
00:30:29,008 --> 00:30:30,007
You want me
to shoot that ?
605
00:30:30,009 --> 00:30:31,542
( man )
Look, Zack.
606
00:30:31,544 --> 00:30:33,077
I'll get the one in pink to
let you put it in her pooper.
607
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:35,179
Dirk, but there's
none in pink.
608
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,614
Exactly.
609
00:30:36,616 --> 00:30:38,282
I love this shit.
610
00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:40,084
♪ I don't know what
to say right here but ♪
611
00:30:40,086 --> 00:30:41,652
♪ Hammersmash
612
00:30:57,035 --> 00:30:59,570
This is so much better
than D&D !
613
00:30:59,572 --> 00:31:00,938
♪ My shit don't stink
614
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,540
♪ Or maybe
sometime it do ♪
615
00:31:02,542 --> 00:31:06,110
♪ Everybody else's stinks but
Hammer's don't stink at all ♪
616
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:10,515
I'll be back
in one second.
617
00:31:12,484 --> 00:31:13,618
I was going to tell you
take a picture
618
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,819
'cause it'll last longer,
619
00:31:14,821 --> 00:31:17,622
but looks like you're
already doing that.
620
00:31:17,624 --> 00:31:20,224
You look like someone
who should be in the movies.
621
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,993
Mm-hmm.
622
00:31:21,995 --> 00:31:24,228
Serious, you interested ?
623
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:26,597
Why don't you bring your people,
come meet my people,
624
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:28,966
and maybe we can
reach an agreement.
625
00:31:33,572 --> 00:31:35,373
( zipper unzipping )
626
00:31:36,842 --> 00:31:38,576
♪ Smack me, smack me
627
00:31:38,578 --> 00:31:40,478
♪ Smack me
like a monkey ♪
628
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,680
( Kelly )
Get ready, girls !
629
00:31:44,149 --> 00:31:46,684
( all )
Go...
630
00:31:46,686 --> 00:31:48,586
Hammerheads !
631
00:31:48,588 --> 00:31:50,288
Whoo !
632
00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:51,923
Just one second.
Yeah.
633
00:31:55,427 --> 00:31:56,627
Ahh !
634
00:31:56,629 --> 00:31:58,563
Easy on the teeth,
Lisa !
635
00:32:19,952 --> 00:32:22,286
♪
636
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:24,355
( Missy )
You guys can't be locals.
637
00:32:24,357 --> 00:32:25,857
Why is that ?
638
00:32:28,627 --> 00:32:30,061
Call it a hunch.
639
00:32:30,063 --> 00:32:32,463
No, actually we're passing
through on our way to Daytona.
640
00:32:32,465 --> 00:32:33,831
Greg here wants to
be a cameraman
641
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,167
for Crazy Girls Unlimited.
642
00:32:36,169 --> 00:32:37,134
Right there !
643
00:32:37,136 --> 00:32:38,703
Hey, this is Sal.
644
00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:40,504
Come party with me,and my main man Beetlejuice
645
00:32:40,506 --> 00:32:41,839
this weekend at
646
00:32:41,841 --> 00:32:44,375
the Crazy GirlsMansion in Daytona.
647
00:32:44,377 --> 00:32:45,843
( women )
Crazy girls !
648
00:32:45,845 --> 00:32:46,978
Whoo !
649
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:48,045
( Sal )
It's gonna be wild.
650
00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:49,080
It's gonna be crazy.
651
00:32:49,082 --> 00:32:50,147
You're gonna love it.
652
00:32:50,149 --> 00:32:51,349
You're going to be
followed around
653
00:32:51,351 --> 00:32:53,985
by the one and only,
exclusive Beetle Cam !
654
00:32:53,987 --> 00:32:55,486
( Beetlejuice )
Beetle Cam !
655
00:32:55,488 --> 00:32:57,188
See it my way !
656
00:32:57,190 --> 00:32:59,323
You'll be having pillow fights
with the main man.
657
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,826
The biggest schlong
in the world, Ron Jeremy.
658
00:33:01,828 --> 00:33:03,928
Well, I used to like
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
659
00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:06,597
Show up to this eventor drop dead.
660
00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:08,399
( laughing )
661
00:33:08,401 --> 00:33:10,668
You guys know that Crazy Girls
is one of the fastest-growing
662
00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:14,005
Fortune 500 topless video
companies in the world, right ?
663
00:33:14,007 --> 00:33:15,273
( man )
You're the only one
that knows that.
664
00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:16,674
( man )
Why would I know that ?
665
00:33:16,676 --> 00:33:18,943
All you are is one of them
damn camera pervs, man.
666
00:33:18,945 --> 00:33:20,678
That's right,
you handsome bastard.
667
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,113
I'm going to be
a famous one soon.
668
00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:23,547
( Missy )
Oh, good for you.
669
00:33:23,549 --> 00:33:25,883
We should try out.
670
00:33:25,885 --> 00:33:27,351
You want to audition ?
Yes.
671
00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:28,886
Okay, what should I sing ?
672
00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:32,390
Kelly, Crazy Girls Unlimited
is not a talent contest.
673
00:33:32,392 --> 00:33:34,258
We just saw
the commercial.
674
00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:35,726
It's a "who can get drunk
675
00:33:35,728 --> 00:33:38,229
and take their top off
the fastest" show.
676
00:33:38,231 --> 00:33:40,298
That takes talent.
677
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,466
I can do that, too.
678
00:33:42,468 --> 00:33:43,968
Awesome.
679
00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:45,703
Rolling.
680
00:33:45,705 --> 00:33:48,039
I don't think so.
681
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,876
Hey, could you guys
excuse me for a second ?
682
00:33:51,878 --> 00:33:53,210
I need to go check
on our friend.
683
00:33:53,212 --> 00:33:54,879
Oh, there's another one ?
684
00:33:54,881 --> 00:33:56,147
Uh-huh.
685
00:33:56,149 --> 00:33:58,215
Actually, there's two of us
missing right now.
686
00:33:58,217 --> 00:33:59,917
Sweet.
687
00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:02,253
The more the merrier.
Hell yeah.
688
00:34:02,255 --> 00:34:04,889
Let's get some more of them
"tig" ol' "bitties" up in here.
689
00:34:06,725 --> 00:34:09,493
Is your friend here
retarded ?
690
00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:11,228
( Dirk )
Which one ?
691
00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:12,763
Probably.
692
00:34:12,765 --> 00:34:15,666
He's from Belle Glade or some
other fucking redneck town.
693
00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:17,168
( man )
I ain't from
no Belle Glade, fuck.
694
00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,502
I'm from Pahokee,
man, shit.
695
00:34:18,504 --> 00:34:20,571
Oh, oh, oh.
696
00:34:20,573 --> 00:34:22,907
That is right on
Lake Okeechobee.
697
00:34:22,909 --> 00:34:25,676
The birthplace
of Mel Tillis.
698
00:34:25,678 --> 00:34:27,511
Who the fuck
is Mel Tillis ?
699
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:30,581
I am geography major.
700
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:31,916
I like rocks.
701
00:34:31,918 --> 00:34:35,419
Especially the shiny ones.
702
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:38,622
( Jessie )
Kelly, I think
you're confused.
703
00:34:38,624 --> 00:34:41,692
Geo-graphists don't
study rocks.
704
00:34:41,694 --> 00:34:43,327
Geologists do.
705
00:34:43,329 --> 00:34:45,663
Yeah, Kelly,
geo-graphists do.
706
00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:47,932
Uh-oh.
707
00:34:47,934 --> 00:34:49,867
( Missy )
So what brought
you guys here ?
708
00:34:49,869 --> 00:34:53,704
Was it the, uh,
karaoke or fine wines ?
709
00:34:53,706 --> 00:34:56,607
Greg here runs a video blog
and this month's topic
710
00:34:56,609 --> 00:34:59,176
is "Roadside bars and the
patrons who love them."
711
00:34:59,178 --> 00:35:00,378
Mm-hmm.
712
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:02,113
Interesting.
713
00:35:02,115 --> 00:35:05,116
Look who I found
in the toilet !
714
00:35:05,118 --> 00:35:06,951
Can we go home now ?
715
00:35:08,286 --> 00:35:10,554
Open wide, sweetie.
716
00:35:10,556 --> 00:35:11,889
In a sec, Becky.
717
00:35:11,891 --> 00:35:13,657
Come on, meet our
new friends here.
718
00:35:13,659 --> 00:35:17,361
This is Eric, Zack, Bob.
719
00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,463
My friends call me, Bo.
720
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:21,699
Hello, Bob or Bo.
721
00:35:21,701 --> 00:35:24,902
Finishing off the group is,
uh, Greg on camera,
722
00:35:24,904 --> 00:35:27,972
and, uh... Dirk.
723
00:35:27,974 --> 00:35:30,074
Charmed.
724
00:35:30,076 --> 00:35:31,675
Do you need any help
getting her to the car ?
725
00:35:31,677 --> 00:35:33,844
( Mandy )
Oh, my God,
that would be great.
726
00:35:33,846 --> 00:35:36,514
She's getting really heavy.
Yes, oh, wow.
727
00:35:36,516 --> 00:35:37,815
Do you get
a merit badge for that ?
728
00:35:37,817 --> 00:35:39,216
Okay, Missy.
729
00:35:39,218 --> 00:35:40,384
Playtime is over.
730
00:35:40,386 --> 00:35:41,519
In a sec.
731
00:35:41,521 --> 00:35:43,020
I gotta get some numbers.
732
00:35:43,022 --> 00:35:46,323
I thought you confiscated
all of our phones ?
733
00:35:46,325 --> 00:35:49,093
Well, at least
I got rid of one of them.
734
00:35:49,095 --> 00:35:51,395
You're such a bitch !
735
00:35:51,397 --> 00:35:52,997
Come on, Kelly.
736
00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:57,535
Say tomorrow, around 4:00.
737
00:35:57,537 --> 00:35:59,036
Definitely.
738
00:35:59,038 --> 00:36:00,438
We actually have to
go to Daytona.
739
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,107
Dude...
740
00:36:03,109 --> 00:36:07,044
Tomorrow and we'll
all give you...
741
00:36:07,046 --> 00:36:08,412
something to film.
742
00:36:08,414 --> 00:36:10,181
You guys, Crazy Girls
happens all weekend,
743
00:36:10,183 --> 00:36:12,349
so we'll just get a room
down at the motel ?
744
00:36:12,351 --> 00:36:13,417
Yep.
745
00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:15,019
Yeah, we'll see you there.
746
00:36:15,021 --> 00:36:16,420
( Missy )
See you, boys.
747
00:36:16,422 --> 00:36:18,055
Tomorrow.
748
00:36:18,057 --> 00:36:19,924
Yeah, you will.
749
00:36:21,193 --> 00:36:22,993
( Eric )
All right,
let's get you in here.
750
00:36:24,796 --> 00:36:26,597
Stay, stay, stay.
751
00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:30,801
( Rebecca )
You're cute.
752
00:36:30,803 --> 00:36:33,137
Do I smell like vomit ?
753
00:36:33,139 --> 00:36:34,605
Ew.
754
00:36:34,607 --> 00:36:37,041
Thanks for
all your help.
755
00:36:37,043 --> 00:36:39,543
So I guess I'll see
you around.
756
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,045
Count on it.
757
00:36:45,117 --> 00:36:46,884
Hey.
758
00:36:46,886 --> 00:36:50,087
So what about Lisa ?
759
00:36:50,089 --> 00:36:51,755
Should we call her ?
760
00:36:51,757 --> 00:36:54,458
She'll be fine,
she's a big girl.
761
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:58,229
Besides, we don't want to
interrupt anything.
762
00:37:00,565 --> 00:37:01,565
All right, see you guys.
763
00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,234
Bye.
Bye.
764
00:37:03,236 --> 00:37:04,935
Have a good night.
765
00:37:04,937 --> 00:37:06,470
Bye.
766
00:37:06,472 --> 00:37:10,374
♪
767
00:37:17,015 --> 00:37:19,350
( dog barking in distance )
768
00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:46,744
♪
769
00:37:53,285 --> 00:37:55,286
Hello, and welcome to
another episode of
770
00:37:55,288 --> 00:37:57,121
"Fairways And Greens."
771
00:37:57,123 --> 00:38:00,024
My name is Montgomery Keybutter,
772
00:38:00,026 --> 00:38:02,526
though everybody on
the tour called me "Monk."
773
00:38:05,297 --> 00:38:08,299
Instructing professionalgolfers is quite different
774
00:38:08,301 --> 00:38:10,601
than pullingthe average man...
775
00:38:13,638 --> 00:38:15,072
Pendulum stroke.
776
00:38:16,741 --> 00:38:19,643
Watch the ball to the hole.
777
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:21,178
It's that simple.
778
00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:23,981
And we will be joining Paul on
the green right after this.
779
00:38:28,987 --> 00:38:30,988
( man )
Crazy Girls Unlimited,
780
00:38:30,990 --> 00:38:32,156
the company that brought you
781
00:38:32,158 --> 00:38:33,524
"Ho, Ho, Ho's Christmas
Dreams"...
782
00:38:33,526 --> 00:38:35,159
( women )
Merry Christmas !
783
00:38:35,161 --> 00:38:35,993
Ha-ha-ha !
784
00:38:35,995 --> 00:38:37,394
I've got a boner.
785
00:38:37,396 --> 00:38:40,531
( man )
And "Irish Lasses
with the Hottest Asses."
786
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:42,166
( Beetlejuice )
Top o' the morning to you !
787
00:38:42,168 --> 00:38:43,867
Happy St. Patrick's Day !
788
00:38:43,869 --> 00:38:46,670
( man )
Invites you to be the star
of our latest video
789
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:49,740
Mandy !
with the annualSpring Break Or Bust blowout...
790
00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:53,344
... at our Mansion in
Daytona Beach, Florida.
791
00:38:53,346 --> 00:38:54,745
The party begins at noon today
792
00:38:54,747 --> 00:38:57,948
with our celebrity emcee,
Ron Jeremy !
793
00:38:57,950 --> 00:38:59,416
Plus, at 7:00 p.m.,
794
00:38:59,418 --> 00:39:02,920
there will be a special
performance by Nicko McBrain,
795
00:39:02,922 --> 00:39:06,357
singing hits from his
debut country album.
796
00:39:06,359 --> 00:39:07,891
Yeah !
797
00:39:07,893 --> 00:39:11,528
Beetlejuice will be on hand
with the infamous Beetle Cam.
798
00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:12,763
Okay, I'm up.
( Beetlejuice )
Beetle Cam !
799
00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:14,431
Please, turn it off.
800
00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:15,633
Fine.
801
00:39:15,635 --> 00:39:17,034
If you're crazy enough...
802
00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:19,470
Well, good, now get up
and get ready.
803
00:39:19,472 --> 00:39:21,672
We're going to
the beach in 20 !
804
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,210
Okay.
805
00:39:26,212 --> 00:39:28,312
The beach ?
Mm-hmm.
806
00:39:28,314 --> 00:39:29,880
Swimming.
807
00:39:29,882 --> 00:39:33,384
Hey, Mandy, did, uh,
Lisa get back yet ?
808
00:39:33,386 --> 00:39:35,986
Uh, no, not yet.
809
00:39:35,988 --> 00:39:37,721
And I think
I know why.
810
00:39:39,457 --> 00:39:40,457
Someone called her
and warned her
811
00:39:40,459 --> 00:39:42,426
that Kelly
was making breakfast.
812
00:39:42,428 --> 00:39:44,228
Blech.
813
00:39:44,230 --> 00:39:45,663
Funny.
814
00:39:47,098 --> 00:39:48,332
Now get up
815
00:39:48,334 --> 00:39:49,833
or else I'm going to
have Kelly come up here
816
00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:51,268
with the plate
she saved you.
817
00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:54,071
Ummm...
818
00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,572
Let's go !
819
00:39:55,574 --> 00:39:57,841
♪
820
00:39:59,277 --> 00:40:00,577
Whoo !
821
00:40:02,247 --> 00:40:04,315
( all )
Whoo !
822
00:40:15,694 --> 00:40:17,661
( Missy )
Don't forget the booze !
823
00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:20,297
Let's go, hurry up.
824
00:40:20,299 --> 00:40:22,833
( Kelly )
I hope there's really cute
guys at this beach.
825
00:40:22,835 --> 00:40:24,868
( all )
Yahoo !
826
00:40:24,870 --> 00:40:27,771
♪
827
00:40:29,307 --> 00:40:30,607
( all cheering )
828
00:40:30,609 --> 00:40:32,710
( Missy )
Here we come !
829
00:40:32,712 --> 00:40:35,946
So much fun !
830
00:40:35,948 --> 00:40:37,281
Just like high school !
831
00:40:37,283 --> 00:40:38,849
Whoo !
832
00:40:38,851 --> 00:40:40,784
Oh...
833
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:43,287
♪
834
00:40:44,789 --> 00:40:47,624
( Mandy )
Okay, Missy,
what the fuck ?
835
00:40:47,626 --> 00:40:50,127
We put up with this shit bar,
but this ?
836
00:40:50,129 --> 00:40:51,729
This completely blows.
837
00:40:51,731 --> 00:40:54,865
I thought we were going to
a beach, not a cemetery.
838
00:40:54,867 --> 00:40:57,000
This fucking place is
where people come to die !
839
00:40:57,002 --> 00:40:58,869
What ?
Who died ?
840
00:40:58,871 --> 00:41:00,070
I just don't get it.
841
00:41:00,072 --> 00:41:02,406
Dad said this was
supposed to be a hip town,
842
00:41:02,408 --> 00:41:05,309
not a hip-replacement town.
843
00:41:05,311 --> 00:41:08,045
What... the hell ?
844
00:41:11,649 --> 00:41:12,483
Phone.
845
00:41:12,485 --> 00:41:14,485
You'll fit right in,
Grandma.
846
00:41:14,487 --> 00:41:16,253
Oh, my God.
847
00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:18,689
She's calling Lisa.
Who cares ?
848
00:41:18,691 --> 00:41:20,157
I don't.
Hey, Lisa.
849
00:41:20,159 --> 00:41:21,392
It's Jessie again.
850
00:41:21,394 --> 00:41:23,227
Um, we're at the beach,
and...
851
00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:26,063
Are we going to stay or...
852
00:41:30,001 --> 00:41:33,570
♪
853
00:41:35,907 --> 00:41:37,841
Well, that explains it.
854
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:40,077
What ?
That.
855
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:44,848
Fuck me !
856
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,717
Not likely
in this town.
857
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,752
( siren blaring )
858
00:41:50,121 --> 00:41:51,422
Now what ?
859
00:42:01,366 --> 00:42:02,833
Oh, great.
860
00:42:03,868 --> 00:42:05,169
Hmm...
861
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,208
Hello, Melissa.
862
00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:12,910
Hello, Darren.
863
00:42:12,912 --> 00:42:15,712
Gee, Deputy,
what did I do wrong ?
864
00:42:15,714 --> 00:42:18,549
Well, for starters,
going 65 in a 40.
865
00:42:18,551 --> 00:42:19,917
What are you gonna do ?
866
00:42:19,919 --> 00:42:21,418
Arrest me ?
Missy ?
867
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:22,786
What are you doing ?
Shut up.
868
00:42:22,788 --> 00:42:23,887
Oh, don't worry.
869
00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:26,056
Deputy Dickhead here
can't touch us.
870
00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:30,394
Or at least not anymore.
871
00:42:30,396 --> 00:42:32,229
Melissa, that was
a long time ago.
872
00:42:32,231 --> 00:42:33,330
I thought we settled that.
873
00:42:33,332 --> 00:42:34,631
( Ron on radio )
Hello, everybody !
874
00:42:34,633 --> 00:42:36,333
This is Ron Jeremy
875
00:42:36,335 --> 00:42:38,902
and I'm calling all hot ladiesin the Space Coast area
876
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:40,404
Oh !
to Crazy Girls Unlimited...
877
00:42:40,406 --> 00:42:41,972
Is that where
you're going ?
Where ?
878
00:42:41,974 --> 00:42:44,575
Daytona, to strip for
the cameras.
879
00:42:44,577 --> 00:42:46,910
Who I strip for and why
is none of your damn business.
880
00:42:46,912 --> 00:42:47,978
So either give me a ticket
881
00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:50,147
or let us get
the fuck out of here.
882
00:42:50,149 --> 00:42:51,849
How many people do you got
staying at your dad's house ?
883
00:42:51,851 --> 00:42:53,317
Excuse me ?
884
00:42:53,319 --> 00:42:54,518
Aren't you
missing someone ?
885
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,320
Well, yeah, actually,
our friend--
886
00:42:57,655 --> 00:43:01,258
How would you know how many
people I have with me ?
887
00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:03,093
So you are
missing someone ?
888
00:43:03,095 --> 00:43:04,528
Sort of.
889
00:43:04,530 --> 00:43:06,330
Our friend, Lisa, left the bar
last night with this fat kid
890
00:43:06,332 --> 00:43:08,298
and she hasn't
come back yet.
891
00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:09,433
I keep calling her phone,
892
00:43:09,435 --> 00:43:10,934
but now it's going
straight to voice-mail.
893
00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:12,169
Interesting.
What ?
894
00:43:12,171 --> 00:43:14,104
She pulls this
shit all the time.
895
00:43:14,106 --> 00:43:15,772
Last night when I was at
Wylee's, I thought that I--
896
00:43:15,774 --> 00:43:17,608
Last night at Wylee's ?
897
00:43:17,610 --> 00:43:19,510
Are you spying
on me again ?
898
00:43:21,145 --> 00:43:23,380
Do restraining orders
mean nothing to you ?
899
00:43:23,382 --> 00:43:24,715
Look, I was just
trying to make sure--
900
00:43:24,717 --> 00:43:26,783
I'm not sure what you're
trying to make sure of.
901
00:43:26,785 --> 00:43:28,819
We're fine, Lisa's fine,
she'll come back.
902
00:43:28,821 --> 00:43:30,120
Don't worry about us.
903
00:43:30,122 --> 00:43:31,221
But-- but--
904
00:43:31,223 --> 00:43:32,990
I said everything
will be fine, Darren.
905
00:43:32,992 --> 00:43:34,791
Can I go now ?
906
00:43:34,793 --> 00:43:36,026
Bye.
907
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:40,497
( Rebecca )
Uh, are you going to
explain that one ?
908
00:43:40,499 --> 00:43:42,299
( Mandy )
Yeah, who was that ?
909
00:43:42,301 --> 00:43:43,700
A mistake.
910
00:43:45,303 --> 00:43:48,705
♪
911
00:44:27,679 --> 00:44:29,179
( Sal )
Let's go, Beet, get in there.
912
00:44:29,181 --> 00:44:30,747
I want that helmet so deep
up that twat,
913
00:44:30,749 --> 00:44:31,848
you can see
their uterus.
914
00:44:31,850 --> 00:44:33,283
Let's go, come on.
915
00:44:33,285 --> 00:44:35,686
Dive in, Beet,
dive in, come on !
916
00:44:35,688 --> 00:44:37,020
There you go.
917
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,689
You're the Jacques Cousteau
of pussy, let's go !
918
00:44:38,691 --> 00:44:41,358
♪
919
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,962
Craziest Girls Unlimited
go crazy !
920
00:44:46,397 --> 00:44:48,632
Any girl that can
roll like a carpet,
921
00:44:48,634 --> 00:44:50,067
ride like a Harley,
922
00:44:50,069 --> 00:44:51,969
flip like
a cheese omelet
923
00:44:51,971 --> 00:44:55,472
goes upstairs to Sal's
private quarters,
924
00:44:55,474 --> 00:44:58,241
and you get
shot by Beetle Cam !
925
00:44:58,243 --> 00:45:01,545
And you know that's a good
career move for any girl.
926
00:45:01,547 --> 00:45:02,879
Dance your asses off !
927
00:45:02,881 --> 00:45:04,514
Come on !
928
00:45:07,385 --> 00:45:08,885
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
929
00:45:10,655 --> 00:45:12,456
Are your tits
on this list ?
930
00:45:13,558 --> 00:45:15,726
Good, then make like
Michael and beat it.
931
00:45:15,728 --> 00:45:19,863
♪
932
00:45:33,611 --> 00:45:35,579
( man )
You have a beautiful face.
933
00:45:35,581 --> 00:45:36,847
( woman )
You should see my ass.
934
00:45:36,849 --> 00:45:40,751
♪
935
00:45:43,321 --> 00:45:45,589
Whoa.
936
00:45:45,591 --> 00:45:47,324
Sorry, sweetheart,
no one's allowed upstairs.
937
00:45:47,326 --> 00:45:48,425
Check it again,
meathead.
938
00:45:48,427 --> 00:45:50,927
I'm on the A-list.
939
00:45:50,929 --> 00:45:51,695
( sighing )
940
00:45:51,697 --> 00:45:52,763
What's your name ?
941
00:45:52,765 --> 00:45:53,797
Destiny.
942
00:45:53,799 --> 00:45:55,832
I'm here for
my close-up.
943
00:45:55,834 --> 00:45:57,034
Get them clothes off...
944
00:45:57,036 --> 00:45:57,768
( man )
Sal, you there ?
945
00:45:57,770 --> 00:45:58,969
Over.
946
00:45:58,971 --> 00:46:00,604
Yeah, it's Sal,
what's up ?
947
00:46:00,606 --> 00:46:02,506
Sal, I got a girl down here
named Destiny.
948
00:46:02,508 --> 00:46:04,474
Oh, the one
with the little boy tits ?
949
00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:06,009
Tits like a little boy ?
950
00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:08,779
Yep, that'd be the one.
951
00:46:08,781 --> 00:46:10,547
Send her up.
All right.
952
00:46:10,549 --> 00:46:13,717
♪
953
00:46:18,022 --> 00:46:19,189
Tony ?
954
00:46:19,191 --> 00:46:20,457
Yeah, over here.
955
00:46:20,459 --> 00:46:22,359
Yeah, make sure you
get these, uh, fish buckets.
956
00:46:22,361 --> 00:46:23,794
Get the release for them.
You got it.
957
00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,295
Beet, come on.
958
00:46:26,197 --> 00:46:27,698
Come on, come on,
come on !
959
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:31,068
Ah-ha, way to go, Beet !
Way to go.
960
00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:32,469
Let's get one of those
dumb twat's drunk tonight
961
00:46:32,471 --> 00:46:33,804
and get you some pussy.
962
00:46:33,806 --> 00:46:35,305
Oh, yes !
963
00:46:35,307 --> 00:46:37,040
Tony, enough with the bullshit,
bring the meat holes in.
964
00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:38,375
This other idiot here.
965
00:46:38,377 --> 00:46:39,643
To the hot tub !
966
00:46:39,645 --> 00:46:41,411
Yeah, you're fired.
You're dead.
967
00:46:41,413 --> 00:46:44,247
Yeah, work on the ass.
968
00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:45,882
Beet, you got bigger tits
than this one.
969
00:46:45,884 --> 00:46:47,150
Keep moving please,
you're wasting--
970
00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:49,086
Ugh, no comment.
971
00:46:49,088 --> 00:46:51,988
Yeah, give yourself
a pap smear with that one.
972
00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:54,191
Here you go, hide your
crack pipe in it, sweetheart.
973
00:46:54,193 --> 00:46:55,525
Way to go.
974
00:46:55,527 --> 00:46:58,228
Put that over your face,
make everyone happy.
975
00:46:58,230 --> 00:46:59,229
Dy-no-mite !
976
00:46:59,231 --> 00:47:00,163
There you go.
977
00:47:00,165 --> 00:47:01,865
Diamond ring !
978
00:47:01,867 --> 00:47:05,068
Camera time !
Whoo !
979
00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:06,670
Woo-hoo !
980
00:47:06,672 --> 00:47:07,738
Very nice.
981
00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:09,072
Check out this
piece of ass, baby.
982
00:47:09,074 --> 00:47:10,540
Check out that
piece of parm.
983
00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:12,509
Yeah.
984
00:47:12,511 --> 00:47:13,610
It looked like somebody--
985
00:47:13,612 --> 00:47:14,911
Look at that,
Beet, hit it.
986
00:47:14,913 --> 00:47:16,346
Touch it, rub it.
987
00:47:16,348 --> 00:47:17,781
Get down with it, man.
Rub it down...
988
00:47:17,783 --> 00:47:19,182
That a boy !
989
00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:20,117
Let me get
a whiff of that.
990
00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:21,451
Woo-wee !
991
00:47:21,453 --> 00:47:25,522
♪
992
00:47:31,262 --> 00:47:32,362
Come on, get hot, baby.
993
00:47:32,364 --> 00:47:34,197
Give me the lines,
give me the lines.
994
00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:35,766
I love
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
995
00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:37,200
I'm barely 18.
996
00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:38,135
And you barely
have any tits.
997
00:47:38,137 --> 00:47:39,770
You're lucky
you got a job.
998
00:47:39,772 --> 00:47:41,738
Beet, zoom in on that.
999
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,206
I'm just a freshman.
1000
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:44,775
That's the only thing that's
fresh about you.
1001
00:47:44,777 --> 00:47:46,276
Come on, baby.
1002
00:47:46,278 --> 00:47:48,211
My dick's dying of cancer here,
looking at this garbage.
1003
00:47:48,213 --> 00:47:49,246
Come on !
1004
00:47:49,248 --> 00:47:51,882
( all cheering )
1005
00:47:51,884 --> 00:47:56,286
♪
1006
00:48:23,581 --> 00:48:25,081
Yeah.
1007
00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:25,949
Just a little bit more, come on,
let's see those piss flaps.
1008
00:48:25,951 --> 00:48:27,684
Come on, put them forward.
1009
00:48:27,686 --> 00:48:28,919
Come on,
baby, work it.
1010
00:48:28,921 --> 00:48:31,321
You got to get me hot,
you got to get me stiff.
1011
00:48:31,323 --> 00:48:33,456
Work it.
1012
00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:34,357
All right, cut.
1013
00:48:34,359 --> 00:48:35,425
Beet, put the camera down.
1014
00:48:35,427 --> 00:48:37,127
That's enough
of this shit.
1015
00:48:37,129 --> 00:48:39,196
That a boy.
1016
00:48:40,097 --> 00:48:41,031
I said cut.
1017
00:48:41,033 --> 00:48:42,332
Here, take your T-shirt.
1018
00:48:42,334 --> 00:48:44,000
Go downstairs, suck a dick,
make yourself useful.
1019
00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:45,769
I thought that was part of
the deal anyway.
1020
00:48:45,771 --> 00:48:46,937
Shut up.
( knocking )
1021
00:48:46,939 --> 00:48:48,505
Hold on, there's
somebody at the door.
1022
00:48:48,507 --> 00:48:49,673
Hang out, Beet.
1023
00:48:53,945 --> 00:48:55,378
What's up ?
I'm busy.
1024
00:48:57,949 --> 00:49:00,183
Jesus Christ !
1025
00:49:00,185 --> 00:49:03,053
What the fuck ?
1026
00:49:03,055 --> 00:49:04,454
I'll see you later,
sweetheart.
1027
00:49:04,456 --> 00:49:06,022
Beet, let's get
the hell out of here !
1028
00:49:06,024 --> 00:49:07,390
What, huh ?
1029
00:49:07,392 --> 00:49:09,025
( screaming )
1030
00:49:11,629 --> 00:49:12,996
Save yourself, B !
1031
00:49:12,998 --> 00:49:14,798
Don't worry about me,
man, don't worry about him !
1032
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,034
Jesus Christ, what the fuck's
going on in here ?
1033
00:49:21,973 --> 00:49:24,074
Get behind me, man,
get behind !
1034
00:49:24,076 --> 00:49:26,142
So anything else
you want to do for me ?
1035
00:49:26,144 --> 00:49:27,043
Yeah.
1036
00:49:27,045 --> 00:49:28,678
You and me later.
1037
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,213
Fuck, fuck, fuck !
1038
00:49:30,215 --> 00:49:32,515
Please, Jesus...
1039
00:49:32,517 --> 00:49:33,650
What about
a little head ?
1040
00:49:33,652 --> 00:49:34,985
God, stop, no !
1041
00:49:34,987 --> 00:49:36,386
Fuck this !
1042
00:49:37,989 --> 00:49:39,723
( screaming )
1043
00:49:41,392 --> 00:49:44,594
( screaming )
1044
00:49:47,231 --> 00:49:48,932
You motherfucker !
1045
00:49:54,238 --> 00:49:55,739
See you later !
1046
00:49:55,741 --> 00:49:57,140
Shithead !
1047
00:50:06,183 --> 00:50:09,519
( screaming )
1048
00:50:10,521 --> 00:50:14,291
♪
1049
00:50:14,293 --> 00:50:15,759
( cell phone ringing )
1050
00:50:17,428 --> 00:50:18,895
Is that Lisa ?
1051
00:50:18,897 --> 00:50:20,430
I don't know, Einstein.
1052
00:50:20,432 --> 00:50:21,898
I haven't
answered it yet.
1053
00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,300
Well, if it's her,
1054
00:50:23,302 --> 00:50:25,235
could you please ask her where
our cell phones are ?
1055
00:50:25,237 --> 00:50:28,538
I haven't updated
my status in, like, two days.
1056
00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:30,941
People are going to
think I'm dead.
1057
00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:34,544
Oh, hi, Daddy.
1058
00:50:34,546 --> 00:50:36,780
Just the person
I wanted to talk to.
1059
00:50:36,782 --> 00:50:38,982
Hello, pumpkin.
1060
00:50:38,984 --> 00:50:40,383
How's the house ?
1061
00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:41,551
The house is fine.
1062
00:50:41,553 --> 00:50:42,886
How's Vegas ?
1063
00:50:42,888 --> 00:50:44,554
It's just another
real-estate convention,
1064
00:50:44,556 --> 00:50:46,089
but it's going well.
1065
00:50:46,091 --> 00:50:47,257
So you girls
having fun ?
1066
00:50:47,259 --> 00:50:48,725
Oh, did you
go to Wylee's ?
1067
00:50:48,727 --> 00:50:49,726
Sure, did.
1068
00:50:49,728 --> 00:50:51,061
Even met Wylee herself.
1069
00:50:51,063 --> 00:50:52,562
Really ?
1070
00:50:52,564 --> 00:50:55,398
I'll take it you're taking in
the local culture.
1071
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,133
That depends, Daddy.
1072
00:50:57,135 --> 00:50:59,269
Do you consider culture to be
shuffleboard tournaments
1073
00:50:59,271 --> 00:51:01,338
and early bird specials ?
1074
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:03,573
Because that's
what's going on here.
1075
00:51:03,575 --> 00:51:05,408
I mean, come on.
1076
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:07,410
A retirement community ?
1077
00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:10,013
What, are you
punishing me ?
1078
00:51:10,015 --> 00:51:11,581
Of course not, pumpkin.
1079
00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:13,450
I bought that place
for peace and quiet.
1080
00:51:13,452 --> 00:51:15,418
I figured that's
what you girls wanted, too.
1081
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,920
You know, after your
midterms.
1082
00:51:16,922 --> 00:51:18,355
Right.
1083
00:51:18,357 --> 00:51:20,790
Thanks a bunch.
You're welcome.
1084
00:51:20,792 --> 00:51:22,258
So what else
is going on ?
1085
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,761
Well, guess who had the nerve
to pull me over today ?
1086
00:51:24,763 --> 00:51:26,162
What, no idea ?
1087
00:51:26,164 --> 00:51:28,164
Fucking Darren !
1088
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:30,700
Darren ?
Yeah, Darren.
1089
00:51:30,702 --> 00:51:33,770
Oh, and this place just
gets better and better.
1090
00:51:33,772 --> 00:51:36,639
Not only did I run into
psycho-stalker
1091
00:51:36,641 --> 00:51:38,775
but Lisa disappeared
last night with some dough boy
1092
00:51:38,777 --> 00:51:40,110
from your favorite bar.
1093
00:51:40,112 --> 00:51:41,945
And she hasn't
shown up, yet ?
No.
1094
00:51:41,947 --> 00:51:44,681
Her phone keeps going
straight to voice-mail.
1095
00:51:44,683 --> 00:51:45,949
If it makes you feel better,
1096
00:51:45,951 --> 00:51:47,617
I'll put a call intothe station.
1097
00:51:47,619 --> 00:51:50,020
You remember whatkind of vehicle she left in
1098
00:51:50,022 --> 00:51:52,288
or the name of the, uh...
1099
00:51:52,290 --> 00:51:54,457
friend she, um,
might have been with ?
1100
00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:56,626
No idea on both counts.
1101
00:51:56,628 --> 00:51:58,728
Well, I'll take care
of it, all right ?
1102
00:51:58,730 --> 00:52:00,397
And don't you
worry about Darren,
1103
00:52:00,399 --> 00:52:02,465
you will not be seeing him
again, okay ?
1104
00:52:02,467 --> 00:52:04,034
Thanks, Daddy.
1105
00:52:05,302 --> 00:52:07,537
And look, you girlswant to have a fun evening ?
1106
00:52:07,539 --> 00:52:09,706
I left some supplies in
the garage for you.
1107
00:52:09,708 --> 00:52:11,007
Supplies ?
1108
00:52:11,009 --> 00:52:12,308
What kind of supplies ?
1109
00:52:12,310 --> 00:52:13,910
Bingo ?
1110
00:52:13,912 --> 00:52:14,978
Canasta ?
1111
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:16,146
No, you little wise guy.
1112
00:52:16,148 --> 00:52:18,081
Some party favors
from a shindig
1113
00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:19,983
I had justa little while ago.
1114
00:52:19,985 --> 00:52:21,384
Party supplies ?
1115
00:52:21,386 --> 00:52:22,352
Great.
1116
00:52:22,354 --> 00:52:23,319
Thanks, Daddy.
1117
00:52:23,321 --> 00:52:25,588
I love you.
I love you, too.
1118
00:52:25,590 --> 00:52:27,157
Oh, I got to go, my--
1119
00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:29,092
my seminar starts
in a few minutes.
1120
00:52:29,094 --> 00:52:30,927
♪
1121
00:52:30,929 --> 00:52:32,996
I'll talk to
you tomorrow.
Bye.
1122
00:52:32,998 --> 00:52:34,564
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
1123
00:52:34,566 --> 00:52:36,499
You don't go anywhere,
you little minx.
1124
00:52:36,501 --> 00:52:38,535
I got something for you.
1125
00:52:38,537 --> 00:52:40,270
You don't go anywhere.
1126
00:52:40,272 --> 00:52:42,338
And don't forget, you owe me
that rub and tug.
1127
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:44,507
( Jessie )
Well ?
Well, what ?
1128
00:52:44,509 --> 00:52:46,676
What did he say
to do about Lisa ?
1129
00:52:46,678 --> 00:52:49,045
He didn't say to do
anything about Lisa,
1130
00:52:49,047 --> 00:52:51,548
but he said he'll put a call
into his old station.
1131
00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:53,450
I'm sure she'll be fine.
1132
00:52:53,452 --> 00:52:56,352
♪
1133
00:52:56,354 --> 00:52:58,254
Oh...
1134
00:53:00,691 --> 00:53:02,459
Kel, could you come with me ?
1135
00:53:02,461 --> 00:53:04,094
I could use
your help for a sec.
1136
00:53:06,030 --> 00:53:07,764
Okay.
Thank you.
1137
00:53:09,266 --> 00:53:12,335
Ooh, I wonder what
kind of party supplies.
1138
00:53:13,437 --> 00:53:15,371
So ?
1139
00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:18,775
Is this the one ?
1140
00:53:18,777 --> 00:53:20,043
You look great.
1141
00:53:20,045 --> 00:53:20,977
( Jessie )
Perfect.
1142
00:53:20,979 --> 00:53:22,245
Thanks,
but I don't know,
1143
00:53:22,247 --> 00:53:24,948
I feel like I'm just
going to fall out.
1144
00:53:24,950 --> 00:53:26,316
If you want to wear something
more conservative,
1145
00:53:26,318 --> 00:53:28,218
you can borrow mine.
1146
00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,452
I've brought extras.
1147
00:53:31,388 --> 00:53:32,789
Uh...
1148
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:35,492
Uh, where are
you going ?
1149
00:53:35,494 --> 00:53:37,794
It's just us in the house,
1150
00:53:37,796 --> 00:53:39,429
and we've
seen them before.
1151
00:53:39,431 --> 00:53:40,897
Well...
1152
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:44,801
All right.
1153
00:53:52,143 --> 00:53:55,345
♪
1154
00:54:06,757 --> 00:54:08,591
( dog barking in distance )
1155
00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:25,275
What's with
the hula gear ?
1156
00:54:25,277 --> 00:54:27,377
Is somebody having a luau ?
1157
00:54:27,379 --> 00:54:29,279
( Missy )
Apparently we are.
1158
00:54:29,281 --> 00:54:30,613
My dad mentioned
something about
1159
00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:31,814
leftover party supplies.
1160
00:54:31,816 --> 00:54:34,851
I thought it was booze,
but, uh, we got this.
1161
00:54:37,788 --> 00:54:39,789
( Mandy )
So I guess you put
these in the backyard.
1162
00:54:39,791 --> 00:54:42,959
Yeah, and the three of us will
take these out front.
1163
00:54:42,961 --> 00:54:44,460
Bottoms up.
( Rebecca )
Thanks.
1164
00:54:44,462 --> 00:54:46,563
I'll try not to drink it.
1165
00:54:46,565 --> 00:54:48,164
You do that.
1166
00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:52,802
♪
1167
00:55:09,653 --> 00:55:11,521
One down.
1168
00:55:11,523 --> 00:55:13,323
Kelly...
1169
00:55:13,325 --> 00:55:15,658
Yeah ?
1170
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,726
Don't you think that'd
work better
1171
00:55:16,728 --> 00:55:19,495
if we put
fuel in there first ?
1172
00:55:19,497 --> 00:55:21,231
Oh, right.
1173
00:55:21,233 --> 00:55:22,565
I get it.
1174
00:55:24,268 --> 00:55:25,335
What ?
1175
00:55:25,337 --> 00:55:27,103
Is that the same
cop car from before ?
1176
00:55:28,572 --> 00:55:29,405
Hey !
1177
00:55:29,407 --> 00:55:30,506
Oh, shit !
1178
00:55:30,508 --> 00:55:32,008
I see you, asshole !
1179
00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:33,676
Get off my property !
1180
00:55:33,678 --> 00:55:36,012
Hey, I'm more
than 100 feet away.
1181
00:55:36,014 --> 00:55:37,914
There's nothing
you can do !
1182
00:55:39,016 --> 00:55:40,116
( Jackson on radio )
Darren !Ahh !
1183
00:55:40,118 --> 00:55:41,851
I knowyou can hear me !
1184
00:55:41,853 --> 00:55:44,454
That's right, bitch !
1185
00:55:44,456 --> 00:55:46,122
Go for Darren.
1186
00:55:46,124 --> 00:55:48,625
Get your ass to1302 Beachside Road,
1187
00:55:48,627 --> 00:55:51,294
Daytona Beach, ASAP !
1188
00:55:52,463 --> 00:55:53,963
And don't come back !
1189
00:55:57,534 --> 00:55:58,901
Fuck !
Should we be concerned ?
1190
00:55:58,903 --> 00:56:00,203
He never hit you
or anything, right ?
1191
00:56:00,205 --> 00:56:02,038
No, it wasn't
anything like that.
1192
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,241
All lit out back.
1193
00:56:05,243 --> 00:56:07,277
Is everything okay ?
1194
00:56:07,279 --> 00:56:08,578
What did we miss ?
1195
00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:10,246
Everything's fine.
1196
00:56:10,248 --> 00:56:12,615
Just another visit
from Deputy Douche Bag.
1197
00:56:12,617 --> 00:56:14,584
Next time your little
policeman friend shows up,
1198
00:56:14,586 --> 00:56:16,052
I'm calling the real cops.
1199
00:56:16,054 --> 00:56:18,054
Look, I told you,
my dad's taking care of it.
1200
00:56:18,056 --> 00:56:18,921
He's gone.
1201
00:56:18,923 --> 00:56:21,190
Drop it.
1202
00:56:23,227 --> 00:56:25,161
Showtime.
1203
00:56:25,163 --> 00:56:26,229
Shit !
1204
00:56:26,231 --> 00:56:28,231
Oh, my God !
1205
00:56:28,233 --> 00:56:29,999
Whoa, get out of my way.
1206
00:56:30,001 --> 00:56:31,567
What's up boys ?
1207
00:56:31,569 --> 00:56:33,503
Glad you
could make it.
1208
00:56:33,505 --> 00:56:35,004
Someone recovers quickly.
1209
00:56:35,006 --> 00:56:39,108
♪
1210
00:56:39,110 --> 00:56:40,143
Hey, Rebecca.
Hey, Rebecca.
1211
00:56:40,145 --> 00:56:42,278
I like the one in blue.
1212
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,849
♪
1213
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,328
( Bo )
Look at that donkey, man.
1214
00:56:58,330 --> 00:56:59,662
Why do you say, donkey ?
1215
00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:01,030
It's an ass, man.
1216
00:57:01,032 --> 00:57:02,598
What in the fuck ?
ass, okay, okay.
1217
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,267
Drink your beer, man.
1218
00:57:04,269 --> 00:57:06,602
♪
1219
00:57:06,604 --> 00:57:08,438
Come on,
you dirty girl.
1220
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,573
Yeah...
1221
00:57:18,949 --> 00:57:21,017
Come on, drink up.
1222
00:57:26,323 --> 00:57:27,890
Okay, now for that
audition.
1223
00:57:27,892 --> 00:57:32,195
♪
1224
00:57:41,472 --> 00:57:43,373
Drink up,
it's a party.
1225
00:57:45,476 --> 00:57:46,809
Hold on a second.
1226
00:57:48,078 --> 00:57:49,979
( Mandy )
I wanna go for a ride !
1227
00:57:56,587 --> 00:58:00,490
♪
1228
00:58:00,492 --> 00:58:02,492
If you're going to kiss me,
kiss me for real.
1229
00:58:04,995 --> 00:58:05,928
What ?
1230
00:58:05,930 --> 00:58:07,397
Do I have bad breath
or something ?
1231
00:58:10,534 --> 00:58:12,335
Whoo !
1232
00:58:14,037 --> 00:58:17,440
( Missy )
That would look
so cute on you !
1233
00:58:17,442 --> 00:58:19,442
What are you doing ?
1234
00:58:19,444 --> 00:58:21,577
( siren blaring )
1235
00:58:22,546 --> 00:58:24,013
Yeah, right.
1236
00:58:24,015 --> 00:58:26,048
Did you witness
the beheading ?
1237
00:58:26,050 --> 00:58:27,083
No.
1238
00:58:27,085 --> 00:58:28,751
The whole thing happened
upstairs,
1239
00:58:28,753 --> 00:58:30,753
but the head
fell right into my shot.
1240
00:58:30,755 --> 00:58:32,021
And I was thinking,
1241
00:58:32,023 --> 00:58:35,591
whoa, this footage has got to be
worth something.
1242
00:58:41,865 --> 00:58:43,966
I'm telling you, Sheriff.
1243
00:58:43,968 --> 00:58:45,935
There's got to be
a connection.
1244
00:58:45,937 --> 00:58:47,870
Look, I'm not going
through this again.
1245
00:58:47,872 --> 00:58:49,038
I'm not.
1246
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,140
We have two
missing teenagers,
1247
00:58:51,142 --> 00:58:52,909
a murder in the same county.
1248
00:58:52,911 --> 00:58:54,377
Oh, and what about
the guy hanging around
1249
00:58:54,379 --> 00:58:55,878
Missy Pratt's house ?
1250
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,881
The missing teenagers have been
gone for less than 24 hours.
1251
00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,750
They're probably
sleeping it off somewhere.
1252
00:59:00,752 --> 00:59:02,452
They'll come staggering back.
1253
00:59:02,454 --> 00:59:05,288
Hell, they're probably
around here somewhere.
1254
00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:07,056
Oh, thanks, Tommy.
1255
00:59:07,058 --> 00:59:08,691
Let me take
a look at that.
1256
00:59:11,562 --> 00:59:14,964
Well, I'd say your theory is
pretty much a shit piece.
1257
00:59:14,966 --> 00:59:16,299
Oh ?
1258
00:59:16,301 --> 00:59:18,801
Well, unless that
perp you say you saw
1259
00:59:18,803 --> 00:59:22,638
was dressed like a monk
and carrying a sword.
1260
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,073
That's a war hammer.
1261
00:59:24,075 --> 00:59:25,641
A what ?
1262
00:59:25,643 --> 00:59:27,977
A medieval weapon used by
religious zealots
1263
00:59:27,979 --> 00:59:30,847
for purification reasons.
1264
00:59:30,849 --> 00:59:32,248
And you learned
this where ?
1265
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:35,251
A local
Renaissance festival ?
1266
00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:37,854
Have any of these witnesses
reported
1267
00:59:37,856 --> 00:59:40,590
what make of vehicle
the suspect left in ?
1268
00:59:40,592 --> 00:59:44,360
I don't think anyone
was paying attention.
1269
00:59:44,362 --> 00:59:47,063
Too many other things to
look at around here.
1270
00:59:48,832 --> 00:59:50,433
Sheriff...
1271
00:59:50,435 --> 00:59:52,101
I have a really bad
feeling about this.
1272
00:59:52,103 --> 00:59:54,637
And you've obviously got
a disability, right ?
Huh ?
1273
00:59:54,639 --> 00:59:56,539
You know, that
hearing-impairment thing ?
1274
00:59:56,541 --> 00:59:58,941
Come on, it's either that or
you're just not listening.
1275
00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:01,277
I mean, do you realize that
you're in direct violation
1276
01:00:01,279 --> 01:00:02,345
of the restraining order
1277
01:00:02,347 --> 01:00:03,613
the former
sheriff put against you ?
1278
01:00:03,615 --> 01:00:05,815
I never touched her,
I just--
It doesn't matter.
1279
01:00:05,817 --> 01:00:07,016
He's pissed
1280
01:00:07,018 --> 01:00:08,484
and he's threatening
to go to the city council.
1281
01:00:08,486 --> 01:00:10,052
They're questioning
my sanity.
1282
01:00:10,054 --> 01:00:11,120
But you're--
Shut up.
1283
01:00:11,122 --> 01:00:12,722
Here's the deal.
1284
01:00:12,724 --> 01:00:14,624
You stay away from
Melissa Pratt.
1285
01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:17,460
You're going to
stay away from Manatee Creek.
1286
01:00:17,462 --> 01:00:19,195
As a matter of fact...
1287
01:00:19,197 --> 01:00:21,464
you're off-duty
for the next 24 hours.
1288
01:00:21,466 --> 01:00:23,099
So just beat it.
1289
01:00:24,868 --> 01:00:26,302
Go.
1290
01:00:27,538 --> 01:00:30,239
But what about the guy
at Missy Pratt's house ?
1291
01:00:30,241 --> 01:00:31,874
( sighing )
1292
01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:35,211
The guy at Missy Pratt's house
was probably a peeper
1293
01:00:35,213 --> 01:00:38,414
or some ex-boyfriend
with nothing better to do.
1294
01:00:38,416 --> 01:00:40,483
Do you realize,
1295
01:00:40,485 --> 01:00:42,852
you're putting your entire
career on the line here
1296
01:00:42,854 --> 01:00:44,186
for an ex-flame ?
1297
01:00:44,188 --> 01:00:45,855
Get over it,
get past it.
1298
01:00:45,857 --> 01:00:48,324
Those things
never end well.
1299
01:00:48,326 --> 01:00:50,192
And usually somebody winds up
getting hurt.
1300
01:00:50,194 --> 01:00:51,327
Okay ?
1301
01:00:51,329 --> 01:00:53,496
Now listen, I got a dead
celebrity here.
1302
01:00:53,498 --> 01:00:56,365
I got 50 airheads
wrangling for an interview.
1303
01:00:56,367 --> 01:00:58,401
So let me do
my job.
1304
01:00:58,403 --> 01:00:59,769
Get out of here.
1305
01:01:15,919 --> 01:01:18,187
( man )
So, uh, anything else
you want to do for me ?
1306
01:01:18,189 --> 01:01:20,590
Yeah, you and me later.
1307
01:01:20,592 --> 01:01:24,093
Actually, I got
a girlfriend already.
1308
01:01:24,095 --> 01:01:26,562
Well, it's not like we
have to fuck or anything.
1309
01:01:26,564 --> 01:01:28,130
But what about
a little head ?
1310
01:01:28,132 --> 01:01:29,532
Wait, wait !
1311
01:01:29,534 --> 01:01:30,733
( Sal )
God, stop, no !
1312
01:01:30,735 --> 01:01:33,102
Jeez, fuck this !
1313
01:01:34,972 --> 01:01:37,273
( all )
Oh !
Oh, my God,
did you see that ?
1314
01:01:37,275 --> 01:01:38,874
( screaming )
1315
01:01:38,876 --> 01:01:42,745
That isn't sexual.
Horrible.
1316
01:01:42,747 --> 01:01:44,614
Good God.
1317
01:01:44,616 --> 01:01:46,115
Headless.
1318
01:01:47,651 --> 01:01:49,385
( Jessie )
Looks like someone's hormones
got the better of them.
1319
01:01:51,421 --> 01:01:55,224
Not that I would know
what that looks like !
1320
01:01:55,226 --> 01:01:57,226
Hey, guys !
1321
01:01:58,395 --> 01:01:59,929
Hello !
1322
01:01:59,931 --> 01:02:01,397
Why would you do that ?
1323
01:02:01,399 --> 01:02:04,400
Okay, I like porno
as much as the next person,
1324
01:02:04,402 --> 01:02:05,735
but your live show
sucks.
1325
01:02:05,737 --> 01:02:06,869
Fine.
1326
01:02:07,738 --> 01:02:09,105
Sorry about that.
1327
01:02:09,107 --> 01:02:11,273
Maybe we should go somewhere
a little more private.
1328
01:02:11,275 --> 01:02:13,075
What do you
guys think ?
1329
01:02:16,279 --> 01:02:17,913
Thanks, Jessie.
What ?
1330
01:02:17,915 --> 01:02:20,082
I could not stand
the sounds of them...
1331
01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:21,283
( slurping )
1332
01:02:21,285 --> 01:02:23,252
... for another
goddamn second.
1333
01:02:23,254 --> 01:02:24,487
Here, here.
1334
01:02:32,663 --> 01:02:34,096
All right.
1335
01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:35,264
Uh-huh.
1336
01:02:35,266 --> 01:02:37,600
What are you doing ?
1337
01:02:37,602 --> 01:02:39,402
That's so bad.
1338
01:02:40,337 --> 01:02:43,005
♪
1339
01:02:43,007 --> 01:02:45,141
Oh, this is going to
look so good on my reel.
1340
01:02:45,143 --> 01:02:47,009
Who's up for
a game of chicken, huh ?
1341
01:02:47,011 --> 01:02:48,611
Come on, boys.
1342
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,514
Whoo !
1343
01:02:53,050 --> 01:02:54,583
Follow the titties.
1344
01:02:59,289 --> 01:03:02,725
♪
1345
01:03:02,727 --> 01:03:04,326
Ran out.
1346
01:03:04,328 --> 01:03:05,628
Who wants
another one ?
1347
01:03:05,630 --> 01:03:07,563
Yeah.
1348
01:03:08,465 --> 01:03:11,701
Okay, I guess I'll just
bring the whole fridge.
1349
01:03:14,638 --> 01:03:17,873
( Greg )
What ?
1350
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,909
Ah, that's beautiful...
1351
01:03:22,646 --> 01:03:25,981
This is movie magic.
1352
01:03:25,983 --> 01:03:27,316
Uh-huh.
1353
01:03:27,318 --> 01:03:29,485
What are you doing ?
1354
01:03:29,487 --> 01:03:31,353
What ?
1355
01:03:31,355 --> 01:03:32,655
That's just bad.
1356
01:03:32,657 --> 01:03:34,590
That's just bad,
that's what that is.
1357
01:03:35,892 --> 01:03:37,193
Come on, Dirk.
1358
01:03:37,195 --> 01:03:38,360
Aren't you
going to get in ?
1359
01:03:38,362 --> 01:03:41,530
I'm in the middle
of something here, okay ?
1360
01:03:41,532 --> 01:03:42,698
Becky ?
1361
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:44,400
Um, I'm fine.
1362
01:03:44,402 --> 01:03:46,502
You guys have fun.
1363
01:03:48,672 --> 01:03:50,005
How about you ?
No, I'm cool.
1364
01:03:50,007 --> 01:03:52,007
Oh, come on, don't be
like these two lame asses.
1365
01:03:52,009 --> 01:03:53,743
Come on, let's go
have fun.
1366
01:03:55,579 --> 01:03:56,979
Yeah,
have fun, Eric.
1367
01:04:00,183 --> 01:04:01,917
So what do you say
1368
01:04:01,919 --> 01:04:05,154
we continue this conversation
in the hot tub, huh ?
1369
01:04:07,357 --> 01:04:09,258
Come on,
we'll just talk.
Okay.
1370
01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:12,228
I won't make you do anything
you're not cool with.
1371
01:04:12,230 --> 01:04:13,696
Come on.
1372
01:04:18,068 --> 01:04:20,536
What are you
doing out there ?
1373
01:04:20,538 --> 01:04:23,372
Uh, just give me a second.
1374
01:04:24,608 --> 01:04:25,775
Just...
1375
01:04:31,381 --> 01:04:32,982
( giggling )
1376
01:04:32,984 --> 01:04:37,520
( girls shouting )
1377
01:04:45,729 --> 01:04:46,762
Hey !
1378
01:04:46,764 --> 01:04:48,731
Aren't you our ref ?
1379
01:04:48,733 --> 01:04:50,599
Pay attention !
1380
01:04:50,601 --> 01:04:52,067
God !
1381
01:04:52,936 --> 01:04:54,804
( shouting )
1382
01:04:54,806 --> 01:04:58,073
♪
1383
01:04:58,075 --> 01:05:00,376
The beer's all gone.
1384
01:05:02,312 --> 01:05:03,813
Asshole !
1385
01:05:05,849 --> 01:05:08,450
There's more
in the cooler, no ?
1386
01:05:08,452 --> 01:05:09,819
What the fuck ?
1387
01:05:12,589 --> 01:05:14,089
Nope.
1388
01:05:14,091 --> 01:05:15,424
All gone.
1389
01:05:15,426 --> 01:05:18,093
Well, somebody
needs to take the run.
1390
01:05:18,095 --> 01:05:19,161
Whoo !
1391
01:05:19,163 --> 01:05:21,163
I'm fuckin' on it !
Can't you go ?
1392
01:05:21,165 --> 01:05:22,965
Bo and I were
just about to win.
1393
01:05:22,967 --> 01:05:24,266
( Mandy )
In your dreams, bitch.
1394
01:05:24,268 --> 01:05:25,734
Oh !
In your dreams, bitch.
1395
01:05:27,537 --> 01:05:29,538
Come on, fuck.
1396
01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:31,540
Fuck, fuck !
1397
01:05:31,542 --> 01:05:33,943
You got to be
fucking kidding me !
1398
01:05:36,313 --> 01:05:38,514
Come on, man,
I can do this.
1399
01:05:43,286 --> 01:05:44,954
Wait.
1400
01:05:44,956 --> 01:05:47,089
Wait, I feel movement.
1401
01:05:52,229 --> 01:05:53,362
Ahh...
1402
01:05:54,798 --> 01:05:56,365
It's showtime, folks.
1403
01:05:59,870 --> 01:06:03,739
♪
1404
01:06:07,811 --> 01:06:09,345
Mood lighting.
1405
01:06:09,347 --> 01:06:11,413
Nice.
1406
01:06:12,382 --> 01:06:14,116
You started without me ?
1407
01:06:17,921 --> 01:06:19,889
It's cool, baby,
I'll take over.
1408
01:06:22,492 --> 01:06:23,893
You're so wet.
1409
01:06:23,895 --> 01:06:25,227
Jesus.
1410
01:06:33,336 --> 01:06:34,904
What the fuck ?!
1411
01:06:36,373 --> 01:06:37,806
What the fuck is...
1412
01:06:38,675 --> 01:06:39,808
Oh !
1413
01:06:49,753 --> 01:06:53,722
♪
1414
01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:57,092
Y'all need me to pick up
anything else while I'm out ?
1415
01:06:57,094 --> 01:06:59,094
Yeah, how about
a bottle of rum
1416
01:06:59,096 --> 01:07:01,196
and some hotter guys.
1417
01:07:01,198 --> 01:07:03,432
Better stuff
that mouth before I do.
1418
01:07:03,434 --> 01:07:05,467
Fuck you.
1419
01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:14,009
♪ Oh beer
1420
01:07:15,478 --> 01:07:17,279
♪ How I love you
1421
01:07:18,381 --> 01:07:20,182
♪ Don't you ever
1422
01:07:21,251 --> 01:07:22,518
♪ Leave me dry
1423
01:07:27,424 --> 01:07:29,391
What the fuck you
looking at ?
1424
01:07:34,731 --> 01:07:36,465
See how that works ?
1425
01:07:43,506 --> 01:07:45,040
Fuck me.
1426
01:07:46,009 --> 01:07:47,142
Shit.
1427
01:07:51,281 --> 01:07:52,915
Is that you, Greg ?
1428
01:07:52,917 --> 01:07:55,184
Hey, Eric, you want to
go smoke a bowl ?
1429
01:07:55,186 --> 01:07:56,118
Uh, no, I'm good.
1430
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:57,519
Maybe later.
1431
01:07:57,521 --> 01:07:59,188
Come on,
let's go upstairs.
1432
01:08:02,092 --> 01:08:03,258
Fucking dick.
1433
01:08:06,096 --> 01:08:07,529
( Jessie )
Do you guys
want to smoke ?
1434
01:08:07,531 --> 01:08:09,698
Yeah, maybe
when we come back down.
1435
01:08:12,268 --> 01:08:13,469
You trying to scare me,
1436
01:08:13,471 --> 01:08:15,437
put me on that fucking
Internet of yours ?
1437
01:08:15,439 --> 01:08:16,939
Think you're big ?
1438
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:18,440
Big old pile of shit.
1439
01:08:18,442 --> 01:08:20,342
Splatter you
all over the fucking--
1440
01:08:22,012 --> 01:08:23,512
Holy fuck !
1441
01:08:23,514 --> 01:08:26,015
Goddamn it, you just cut
my fucking arm off !
1442
01:08:27,717 --> 01:08:30,119
( screaming )
1443
01:08:33,823 --> 01:08:35,124
Fucking leg !
1444
01:08:35,126 --> 01:08:36,125
No, goddamn it !
1445
01:08:36,127 --> 01:08:37,726
Get away from me,
you fucker !
1446
01:08:37,728 --> 01:08:39,461
Goddamn it, fuck !
1447
01:08:39,463 --> 01:08:40,929
I'll kill you !
1448
01:08:41,965 --> 01:08:43,632
Fuck...
1449
01:08:45,502 --> 01:08:49,338
( man on TV )
Are you doing everythingpossible as a parent,
1450
01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:51,540
to make sure that they onlyinteract with
1451
01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:54,843
other goodChristian children ?
1452
01:08:54,845 --> 01:08:59,314
Or are there parents lackingin moral value ?
1453
01:09:01,418 --> 01:09:03,685
What is ingrained in themwhen you are not around
1454
01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:07,823
to control what theysee or what they hear ?
1455
01:09:07,825 --> 01:09:10,993
And that is why we are havinga telethon.
1456
01:09:10,995 --> 01:09:13,062
But we need your help,
1457
01:09:13,064 --> 01:09:14,730
your kindness,
1458
01:09:14,732 --> 01:09:17,599
your gifts from the heart tohelp us, your donations.
1459
01:09:30,914 --> 01:09:32,014
Wait a minute.
1460
01:09:32,016 --> 01:09:34,616
Can we just
slow down for a sec ?
1461
01:09:34,618 --> 01:09:37,086
What's the problem ?
1462
01:09:39,189 --> 01:09:41,290
I said
give me a second.
What's the problem ?
1463
01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:42,758
I thought you
were into it.
1464
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,860
I'm-- I'm...
1465
01:09:44,862 --> 01:09:47,596
I'm just nervous.
1466
01:09:47,598 --> 01:09:48,797
Oh, I understand.
1467
01:09:48,799 --> 01:09:50,899
I'm a little
nervous too.
1468
01:09:50,901 --> 01:09:52,701
You're nervous ?
Sure.
1469
01:09:52,703 --> 01:09:55,204
I'm just an average guy,
but you ?
1470
01:09:55,206 --> 01:09:57,306
You are an
absolute knockout.
1471
01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:00,576
Listen, I don't want to
make you do anything
1472
01:10:00,578 --> 01:10:01,910
you're not cool with.
1473
01:10:01,912 --> 01:10:03,946
Really ?
Really.
1474
01:10:10,820 --> 01:10:12,654
I just-- I can't.
1475
01:10:12,656 --> 01:10:14,456
I'm sorry.
1476
01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:17,159
I knew I was wasting
my time with the wrong one.
1477
01:10:17,161 --> 01:10:18,927
What ?
Yeah, you heard me.
1478
01:10:18,929 --> 01:10:20,562
I-- I could be
downstairs right now
1479
01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:22,097
fucking that slut, Missy.
1480
01:10:22,099 --> 01:10:23,665
But stupid me.
1481
01:10:23,667 --> 01:10:25,667
See, I thought it would be more
fun to go for the challenge.
1482
01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:28,270
You know what ?
1483
01:10:28,272 --> 01:10:30,072
You prudes
are all the same.
1484
01:10:30,074 --> 01:10:31,573
Oh, you act like you're
all about it,
1485
01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:34,576
but, really, you're
just a scared little girl.
1486
01:10:34,578 --> 01:10:37,079
( crying )
1487
01:10:39,249 --> 01:10:42,284
Oh, sweetie, don't cry.
1488
01:10:42,286 --> 01:10:44,920
Save the water works for
someone who gives a fuck.
1489
01:10:44,922 --> 01:10:46,255
Yeah, I'm going to get
the hell out of here now,
1490
01:10:46,257 --> 01:10:49,591
and go get a blow job from
your friend, okay ?
1491
01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:51,293
You wouldn't do that.
1492
01:10:51,295 --> 01:10:52,661
Yeah, we'll see.
1493
01:10:52,663 --> 01:10:54,263
Fucking tease.
1494
01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:59,001
♪
1495
01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:07,809
Come on, Zack,
let's roll.
1496
01:11:07,811 --> 01:11:10,045
No, I'm cool.
1497
01:11:10,047 --> 01:11:11,446
Plus, Bo's not back yet.
1498
01:11:11,448 --> 01:11:13,115
Why, what's up ?
( Missy )
What's wrong ?
1499
01:11:13,117 --> 01:11:16,185
Did you have a little
problem upstairs ?
1500
01:11:16,187 --> 01:11:18,954
I'm not the one
with the problem.
1501
01:11:18,956 --> 01:11:20,189
Don't waste your
time, dude.
1502
01:11:20,191 --> 01:11:21,523
You're not
going to get anything anyway.
1503
01:11:21,525 --> 01:11:23,025
This house is full of
cock teases.
1504
01:11:23,027 --> 01:11:24,693
Fuck you, asshole.
1505
01:11:25,995 --> 01:11:27,963
You're not even
worth teasing.
1506
01:11:27,965 --> 01:11:30,065
Fuck you, cunts.
Whoa, Dirk.
1507
01:11:30,067 --> 01:11:31,466
Cool it, man, go chill.
You know what ?
1508
01:11:31,468 --> 01:11:33,235
I'm going to get my ass a cab
and go to Daytona.
1509
01:11:33,237 --> 01:11:34,736
Crazy Girls or not.
1510
01:11:34,738 --> 01:11:36,705
At least those bitches
know how to party.
1511
01:11:36,707 --> 01:11:38,574
Have fun, loser.
1512
01:11:39,809 --> 01:11:41,510
Whoa !
I need to go check on Becky
1513
01:11:41,512 --> 01:11:43,712
and see what your
asshole friend did to her.
1514
01:11:45,014 --> 01:11:47,216
No, no, no,
I'll go check on her.
1515
01:11:47,218 --> 01:11:48,817
I think I know what happened
up there, all right ?
1516
01:11:48,819 --> 01:11:50,519
Seriously ?
Yeah.
1517
01:11:50,521 --> 01:11:54,489
♪
1518
01:11:56,326 --> 01:11:58,493
♪
1519
01:11:58,495 --> 01:12:00,896
( knocking )
1520
01:12:00,898 --> 01:12:02,831
Go away.
1521
01:12:05,235 --> 01:12:06,768
God, what ?
1522
01:12:06,770 --> 01:12:09,838
Does "no" mean "yes"
to all of you ?
1523
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,140
I come in peace.
1524
01:12:18,348 --> 01:12:21,183
Do you want to
talk about it ?
1525
01:12:21,185 --> 01:12:23,118
What's there
to talk about ?
1526
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:27,689
I'm just some uptight prude
who led your friend on.
1527
01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:28,724
Whoa.
1528
01:12:28,726 --> 01:12:30,525
Hey.
1529
01:12:30,527 --> 01:12:33,695
Do you really think
that about yourself ?
1530
01:12:33,697 --> 01:12:36,531
Or is that something
Dirk told you ?
1531
01:12:36,533 --> 01:12:38,233
Let me tell you
something about Dirk.
1532
01:12:38,235 --> 01:12:40,035
He's been giving
the same speech
1533
01:12:40,037 --> 01:12:42,638
three times a week
since high school.
1534
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,540
He calls it his
"Mount Gushmore."
1535
01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:49,044
How could
I be so stupid ?
1536
01:12:49,046 --> 01:12:51,046
You're not stupid.
1537
01:12:51,048 --> 01:12:53,248
Everyone makes mistakes.
1538
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:56,151
You're smart enough not to
let it go too far, right ?
1539
01:12:59,555 --> 01:13:01,890
Is, uh...
1540
01:13:01,892 --> 01:13:03,225
is that your mom ?
1541
01:13:03,227 --> 01:13:04,993
Yeah.
1542
01:13:04,995 --> 01:13:09,398
Uh, she gave this to me
when I was, like, seven.
1543
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,566
It makes me sound
like such a little girl,
1544
01:13:11,568 --> 01:13:14,436
but sometimes...
when I look at it,
1545
01:13:14,438 --> 01:13:17,606
it just seems like everything
will be okay.
1546
01:13:17,608 --> 01:13:21,410
Like she's there to
lead me down the right path.
1547
01:13:21,412 --> 01:13:23,078
Sounds stupid, but--
1548
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,246
You're not stupid.
1549
01:13:24,248 --> 01:13:25,681
Stop.
1550
01:13:25,683 --> 01:13:29,084
It seems like she really cares
about you and loves you.
1551
01:13:29,086 --> 01:13:30,952
Seems like you're growing
into quite the young woman,
1552
01:13:30,954 --> 01:13:33,155
not a little girl.
1553
01:13:34,190 --> 01:13:35,791
( laughing )
1554
01:13:35,793 --> 01:13:37,993
That was bad.
1555
01:13:37,995 --> 01:13:39,428
( laughing )
1556
01:13:39,430 --> 01:13:40,862
No...
1557
01:13:40,864 --> 01:13:42,798
That was--
that's horrible.
1558
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,132
That's so bad.
1559
01:13:44,134 --> 01:13:45,767
That's a horrible line.
1560
01:13:45,769 --> 01:13:48,103
Thank you.
No problem.
1561
01:13:52,975 --> 01:13:54,109
( record scratching )
1562
01:13:54,111 --> 01:13:55,377
What is this ?!
1563
01:13:57,013 --> 01:13:59,614
Oh, I get it, you get bored
with one and go for another ?
1564
01:13:59,616 --> 01:14:01,016
Missy, you don't
understand.
1565
01:14:01,018 --> 01:14:02,317
Sure I do.
1566
01:14:02,319 --> 01:14:04,619
Your drama is ruining this
whole fucking weekend.
1567
01:14:04,621 --> 01:14:06,054
First, we have to
leave the bar early
1568
01:14:06,056 --> 01:14:07,989
'cause you puke on yourself.
1569
01:14:07,991 --> 01:14:10,158
Now, you run off
the best-looking guy in town
1570
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,728
because you're scared
to put out ?
1571
01:14:12,730 --> 01:14:15,464
Oh... what is this ?
1572
01:14:15,466 --> 01:14:17,966
Who are you kidding
with this shit, Becca ?
1573
01:14:17,968 --> 01:14:19,801
You pretend to be
holier than thou,
1574
01:14:19,803 --> 01:14:23,805
but actually,
you're just a selfish bitch !
1575
01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:29,411
Really ?
1576
01:14:29,413 --> 01:14:30,746
I'm going to
get out of the pool,
1577
01:14:30,748 --> 01:14:32,981
I'm going to flatiron
my hair
1578
01:14:32,983 --> 01:14:34,316
and I'm going put on makeup
1579
01:14:34,318 --> 01:14:36,985
and I'm going to come up
here and yell at you.
1580
01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:50,932
Fucking prude-ass bitch.
1581
01:14:59,876 --> 01:15:02,210
Beer wagon's back,
bitches !
1582
01:15:02,212 --> 01:15:04,012
All right,
I'm going to go help him.
1583
01:15:06,249 --> 01:15:07,582
Whoo !
1584
01:15:21,030 --> 01:15:22,497
Hey, who ordered
the monk ?
1585
01:15:25,568 --> 01:15:27,936
( screaming )
1586
01:15:32,642 --> 01:15:34,443
What was that ?
I don't know.
1587
01:15:34,445 --> 01:15:37,045
( screaming )
1588
01:15:39,449 --> 01:15:41,049
Zack probably
pulled down his pants.
1589
01:15:41,051 --> 01:15:43,118
He's crazy.
1590
01:15:49,592 --> 01:15:51,059
( screaming )
1591
01:15:54,397 --> 01:15:55,397
Okay.
1592
01:15:55,399 --> 01:15:56,932
I'll get
Becky and Eric !
1593
01:15:56,934 --> 01:15:59,000
You get your phone
and call 9-1-1 !
1594
01:15:59,002 --> 01:16:00,235
And get Kelly !
1595
01:16:00,237 --> 01:16:01,503
Wait in her room !
1596
01:16:07,343 --> 01:16:10,111
Missy, are you
listening ?
1597
01:16:10,113 --> 01:16:11,480
Missy ?
1598
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,751
Where is
the keys and phone ?
1599
01:16:16,753 --> 01:16:19,588
In-- in my purse.
1600
01:16:19,590 --> 01:16:21,990
On-- on the bed !
1601
01:16:25,194 --> 01:16:27,028
Fore, motherfucker !
1602
01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:28,763
I'll get my phone.
1603
01:16:28,765 --> 01:16:30,565
Wait in my room,
okay ?
1604
01:16:33,503 --> 01:16:35,070
Go !
1605
01:16:41,777 --> 01:16:43,945
Get the phone and go !
1606
01:16:47,950 --> 01:16:50,285
Did you come for
the radio this time ?
1607
01:16:50,287 --> 01:16:51,653
What is it ?
1608
01:17:05,701 --> 01:17:07,369
( screaming )
1609
01:17:20,149 --> 01:17:22,484
( gurgling )
1610
01:17:22,486 --> 01:17:24,052
( bones cracking )
1611
01:17:46,042 --> 01:17:47,576
Okay...
1612
01:17:55,518 --> 01:17:56,952
Okay, okay...
1613
01:18:04,794 --> 01:18:06,461
( Rebecca )
What do we do now ?
1614
01:18:06,463 --> 01:18:08,029
I say we make
a break for it.
1615
01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:09,531
What ?
Are you crazy ?
1616
01:18:09,533 --> 01:18:11,967
No, I say we wait for
the police to come.
1617
01:18:11,969 --> 01:18:14,202
If Mandy called them, who
knows what happened to her ?
1618
01:18:14,204 --> 01:18:15,670
I'm with Eric.
1619
01:18:22,144 --> 01:18:23,311
Okay.
1620
01:18:23,313 --> 01:18:25,914
All right, look,
you two stay here
1621
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:28,016
and lock the door
behind me.
1622
01:18:30,786 --> 01:18:31,753
What ?
1623
01:18:31,755 --> 01:18:33,388
Fuck !
1624
01:18:33,390 --> 01:18:35,991
( crying )
1625
01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:39,127
Fuck !
1626
01:18:39,129 --> 01:18:40,829
( gasping )
1627
01:18:40,831 --> 01:18:41,997
( screaming )
1628
01:18:49,271 --> 01:18:50,972
( whispering )
1629
01:18:53,075 --> 01:18:54,376
Shh...
1630
01:18:56,145 --> 01:18:57,579
Lock the door,
lock the door.
1631
01:18:57,581 --> 01:18:58,513
It's okay.
1632
01:19:00,449 --> 01:19:04,185
♪
1633
01:19:07,256 --> 01:19:08,757
Oh, my God,
what's going on out there ?
1634
01:19:08,759 --> 01:19:11,092
What the fuck is
going on ?
1635
01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:13,595
What the fuck ?
I don't know.
1636
01:19:13,597 --> 01:19:17,699
♪
1637
01:19:27,777 --> 01:19:30,445
( breathing heavily )
1638
01:19:52,802 --> 01:19:53,935
Fuck.
1639
01:19:57,707 --> 01:20:00,208
Mandy ?
1640
01:20:00,210 --> 01:20:02,677
And Kelly ?
1641
01:20:02,679 --> 01:20:05,680
Look, we've only
got one shot
1642
01:20:05,682 --> 01:20:07,916
and it's down that hall.
1643
01:20:07,918 --> 01:20:09,751
We can do this.
1644
01:20:09,753 --> 01:20:11,986
We have to go...
1645
01:20:11,988 --> 01:20:13,488
Let's do it.
1646
01:20:13,490 --> 01:20:14,522
Shh...
1647
01:20:14,524 --> 01:20:17,792
♪
1648
01:20:27,002 --> 01:20:28,403
Go, go !
1649
01:20:32,174 --> 01:20:33,508
Come on,
come on, come on !
1650
01:20:33,510 --> 01:20:34,342
Let's go !
1651
01:20:34,344 --> 01:20:36,010
( screaming )
1652
01:20:38,347 --> 01:20:40,014
Oh, my God !
1653
01:20:40,016 --> 01:20:41,583
This way, come on !
1654
01:20:48,290 --> 01:20:49,457
Fuck this !
1655
01:20:49,459 --> 01:20:50,925
Get the fuck
out of my way !
1656
01:20:52,528 --> 01:20:53,795
No, no, it's going to
be all right !
1657
01:20:53,797 --> 01:20:55,263
Look at me, look at me !
1658
01:20:55,265 --> 01:20:56,631
No, it's going to
be all right !
1659
01:20:56,633 --> 01:20:58,366
It'll be okay,
it'll be okay !
1660
01:20:58,368 --> 01:20:59,801
Look, she's going to
go down fine !
1661
01:20:59,803 --> 01:21:02,203
Missy's fine, look,
she's making it down just fine.
1662
01:21:02,205 --> 01:21:04,639
Look, she's going to
be all right !
1663
01:21:07,977 --> 01:21:08,977
You have to go now !
1664
01:21:08,979 --> 01:21:10,311
Rebecca, fucking jump !
1665
01:21:10,313 --> 01:21:13,047
You have to go now !
I can't, I'm afraid !
1666
01:21:13,049 --> 01:21:14,783
You gotta go !
1667
01:21:14,785 --> 01:21:15,750
I'll be right
behind you.
1668
01:21:15,752 --> 01:21:17,385
Go, jump !
1669
01:21:19,655 --> 01:21:21,122
Becca, fucking jump !
1670
01:21:21,124 --> 01:21:22,490
He's going to
fucking kill you !
1671
01:21:22,492 --> 01:21:23,858
Jump !
1672
01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:30,131
Ow !
Holy shit !
1673
01:21:30,133 --> 01:21:32,834
Oh, my-- Becca !
1674
01:21:32,836 --> 01:21:36,237
Get the fuck up,
get the fuck up !
1675
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:38,973
Run, Becca,
run, run !
1676
01:21:38,975 --> 01:21:41,709
( crying )
1677
01:21:43,412 --> 01:21:48,416
♪
1678
01:21:50,753 --> 01:21:51,820
Go, go, go, go !
1679
01:21:52,788 --> 01:21:53,988
Run !
1680
01:21:58,093 --> 01:21:59,294
Oh, Darren !
1681
01:21:59,296 --> 01:22:00,862
There's somebody
in the house !
1682
01:22:00,864 --> 01:22:01,863
What ?
1683
01:22:01,865 --> 01:22:03,965
Slow down.
1684
01:22:03,967 --> 01:22:05,433
Who's in the house ?
1685
01:22:05,435 --> 01:22:06,301
What are you
doing here ?
1686
01:22:06,303 --> 01:22:08,169
Why are you
holding that ?
1687
01:22:08,171 --> 01:22:10,038
Come on.
1688
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,105
I got to
get you out of here.
1689
01:22:11,107 --> 01:22:12,106
Where's the backup ?
1690
01:22:12,108 --> 01:22:13,107
All our friends
are dead inside.
1691
01:22:13,109 --> 01:22:14,475
Shouldn't you
be doing something ?
1692
01:22:14,477 --> 01:22:15,710
What, what ?
1693
01:22:15,712 --> 01:22:17,946
Wait, all dead ?
1694
01:22:17,948 --> 01:22:19,447
Are you sure ?
Yes, I'm fucking sure,
Darren !
1695
01:22:19,449 --> 01:22:21,216
Do your fucking job !
1696
01:22:21,218 --> 01:22:23,318
Well, I just-- I just
got to get you out of here.
1697
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,886
Come on !
Wait !
1698
01:22:24,888 --> 01:22:26,321
What's going on here ?
1699
01:22:26,323 --> 01:22:27,956
And why haven't you
calling anybody ?
1700
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:30,124
I'll tell you why
he hasn't called anyone.
1701
01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:31,793
He's not even supposed
to be here.
1702
01:22:31,795 --> 01:22:34,362
I have a restraining order
on this fucking pedophile !
1703
01:22:36,532 --> 01:22:40,702
Melissa, you know damn well
I never laid a finger on you !
1704
01:22:40,704 --> 01:22:42,303
Your friend here is
a fucking liar !
1705
01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:43,671
What ?
1706
01:22:43,673 --> 01:22:45,807
I loved her and I was waiting
'til she turned 18.
1707
01:22:45,809 --> 01:22:49,477
Yeah, well,
that was the problem.
1708
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:52,413
You know, you brought
this on yourself.
I didn't.
1709
01:22:52,415 --> 01:22:54,148
Whatever's actually
going on here tonight,
1710
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:56,150
I know damn well
it's your fault.
1711
01:22:56,152 --> 01:22:58,052
Your slutty ways
have clouded your judgment.
1712
01:22:58,054 --> 01:22:59,654
Fucking don't...
1713
01:22:59,656 --> 01:23:02,857
Now, I need to get you
someplace safe !
1714
01:23:02,859 --> 01:23:04,592
( screaming )
1715
01:23:05,527 --> 01:23:07,662
Are you okay ?
Did he hurt you ?
1716
01:23:07,664 --> 01:23:09,030
Who the fuck
is this guy ?!
1717
01:23:09,032 --> 01:23:12,000
What the fuck is going on
around here ?!
1718
01:23:12,002 --> 01:23:13,768
Whoa !
1719
01:23:13,770 --> 01:23:16,371
Golly gee, somebody's
got a potty mouth.
1720
01:23:16,373 --> 01:23:17,672
What the fuck ?
1721
01:23:17,674 --> 01:23:21,075
And to answer your question,
I'm Becky's boyfriend.
1722
01:23:21,077 --> 01:23:23,511
Ex-boyfriend !
1723
01:23:23,513 --> 01:23:25,747
And how did you know
where I was staying ?
1724
01:23:27,783 --> 01:23:30,852
Well, when you didn't
answer your phone,
1725
01:23:30,854 --> 01:23:34,856
Rosemarie asked if I would
come and check up on you.
1726
01:23:34,858 --> 01:23:37,191
She's very worried.
1727
01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,393
Do you-- do you
have a phone on you ?
1728
01:23:38,395 --> 01:23:40,094
We have to call
the police.
1729
01:23:41,297 --> 01:23:43,097
Yes.
1730
01:23:43,099 --> 01:23:45,266
Looks like
someone already did.
1731
01:23:46,101 --> 01:23:48,703
Fucking yes or no,
douche canoe ?
1732
01:23:48,705 --> 01:23:51,205
Well, duh.
1733
01:23:51,207 --> 01:23:53,207
Miss Manners.
1734
01:23:53,209 --> 01:23:54,709
It's-- it's in my car
1735
01:23:54,711 --> 01:23:56,811
and it's just around--
around the corner.
1736
01:23:56,813 --> 01:23:59,113
You two should come with me.
Yes, thank you.
1737
01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:04,052
( whispering )
1738
01:24:04,054 --> 01:24:05,820
No, he's not !
I promise, it's gonna
be okay !
1739
01:24:05,822 --> 01:24:07,322
Stop, he's gonna
fucking help us !
1740
01:24:09,491 --> 01:24:10,792
Is there a problem ?
1741
01:24:10,794 --> 01:24:12,260
Todd ?
1742
01:24:12,262 --> 01:24:14,362
Did you
follow me here ?
1743
01:24:20,402 --> 01:24:22,637
Sorry to say that I did.
1744
01:24:24,106 --> 01:24:26,874
And what I've observed has
been very disappointing.
1745
01:24:30,479 --> 01:24:31,813
Oh, what's this ?
1746
01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:38,453
( whispering )
1747
01:24:38,455 --> 01:24:39,754
( screaming )
1748
01:24:39,756 --> 01:24:42,490
What the fuck is that,
what is that ?
1749
01:24:42,492 --> 01:24:44,125
Becky !
1750
01:24:44,127 --> 01:24:45,860
Hmm...
1751
01:24:45,862 --> 01:24:47,362
It's probably
one of the weapons
1752
01:24:47,364 --> 01:24:48,930
that God bestowed upon me
1753
01:24:48,932 --> 01:24:50,331
to kill all your
slutty-ass friends
1754
01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,834
who were trying to turn
you into a whore !
1755
01:24:52,836 --> 01:24:54,002
We have to get
the fuck out of here.
1756
01:24:54,004 --> 01:24:56,170
You know, for such
a sweet girl, Rebecca,
1757
01:24:56,172 --> 01:24:58,639
you hang out with some people
with very questionable
1758
01:24:58,641 --> 01:24:59,841
morals and values.
1759
01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:03,778
Like you.
1760
01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:05,346
( screaming )
1761
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,454
Come on, Eric !
1762
01:25:13,456 --> 01:25:15,857
( shouting )
1763
01:25:21,363 --> 01:25:23,464
Gosh... darn...
1764
01:25:23,466 --> 01:25:24,799
sinner !
1765
01:25:28,137 --> 01:25:29,404
Oh !
1766
01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:32,640
Oh !
1767
01:25:32,642 --> 01:25:34,976
( whimpering )
1768
01:25:34,978 --> 01:25:36,978
Oh, my God, get up,
come on, get up !
1769
01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:38,713
Jezebel !
1770
01:25:40,149 --> 01:25:44,452
♪
1771
01:25:54,196 --> 01:25:56,164
( screaming )
1772
01:25:59,068 --> 01:26:00,802
Oh, God...
1773
01:26:04,173 --> 01:26:07,241
I knew I should have
went to see Willie Aames.
1774
01:26:07,243 --> 01:26:10,378
What... what the fuck
is he talking about ?
1775
01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:13,581
She's going to be so
disappointed in me...
1776
01:26:18,253 --> 01:26:21,522
( chuckling )
1777
01:26:23,292 --> 01:26:25,093
( gurgling )
1778
01:26:28,964 --> 01:26:30,765
It's all right.
1779
01:26:30,767 --> 01:26:33,234
It's over now.
1780
01:26:33,236 --> 01:26:34,969
( Rosemarie )
It's not quite over.
1781
01:26:36,371 --> 01:26:38,106
Yet.
1782
01:26:39,808 --> 01:26:41,109
( screaming )
1783
01:26:59,895 --> 01:27:02,296
I've been wanting
to do that for so long.
1784
01:27:03,599 --> 01:27:04,966
Mother !
1785
01:27:06,668 --> 01:27:08,102
Dear...
1786
01:27:08,104 --> 01:27:11,339
can you get away from
the pervert so I can finish ?
1787
01:27:11,341 --> 01:27:13,741
Finish what ?
1788
01:27:13,743 --> 01:27:16,310
Clearing your path.
1789
01:27:16,312 --> 01:27:18,246
Oh, come now, dear.
1790
01:27:18,248 --> 01:27:20,681
Did you really think that
I wouldn't notice ?
1791
01:27:20,683 --> 01:27:21,983
I know.
1792
01:27:21,985 --> 01:27:24,118
Mothers always know.
1793
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:25,253
No...
1794
01:27:25,255 --> 01:27:28,623
Oh, my poor sweet
Rebecca.
1795
01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:30,258
The way your face lit up
when they announced
1796
01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:33,661
that flesh-fest was
being filmed not far from here.
1797
01:27:33,663 --> 01:27:35,296
( Sal )
These girls holes.
1798
01:27:35,298 --> 01:27:36,998
Now that's what's in danger.
1799
01:27:39,434 --> 01:27:43,271
Luke chapter 13,
verse three.
1800
01:27:43,273 --> 01:27:46,440
"I tell you no,
but unless you repent,
1801
01:27:46,442 --> 01:27:50,144
you will all perish
in the same way."
1802
01:27:50,146 --> 01:27:52,046
Don't you see now ?
1803
01:27:52,048 --> 01:27:54,282
Todd and I knew you that
you were being influenced
1804
01:27:54,284 --> 01:27:56,317
by your friends
and the media.
1805
01:27:56,319 --> 01:27:58,653
It was the devil's work.
1806
01:27:58,655 --> 01:28:00,288
We had to make you
see the light
1807
01:28:00,290 --> 01:28:02,990
while your soul
was still pure.
1808
01:28:02,992 --> 01:28:05,893
That's when I asked God what
my next step had to be.
1809
01:28:05,895 --> 01:28:08,329
Remove the temptation.
1810
01:28:08,331 --> 01:28:09,797
Eliminate
any possibility
1811
01:28:09,799 --> 01:28:13,534
of your being forced to commit
unspeakable acts.
1812
01:28:16,805 --> 01:28:18,806
Oh, my God !
1813
01:28:18,808 --> 01:28:20,208
First, the bodyguard.
1814
01:28:29,084 --> 01:28:31,786
He was easily swayed by
the promise of sin.
1815
01:28:33,188 --> 01:28:35,156
Next was a girl
who had already given in to
1816
01:28:35,158 --> 01:28:36,557
otherworldly pleasures.
1817
01:28:36,559 --> 01:28:38,326
( screaming )
1818
01:28:38,328 --> 01:28:41,028
Followed by that pint-sized
minion of Satan.
1819
01:28:41,030 --> 01:28:41,996
Crazy Girls !
1820
01:28:41,998 --> 01:28:43,197
Whoo !
1821
01:28:43,199 --> 01:28:45,066
Oh !
1822
01:28:45,068 --> 01:28:46,667
Who was given to me
as a sacrifice
1823
01:28:46,669 --> 01:28:48,369
by that despicable man.
1824
01:28:48,371 --> 01:28:50,504
Fuck this !
1825
01:28:50,506 --> 01:28:52,607
Who then took
his own life !
1826
01:28:52,609 --> 01:28:53,708
See you later !
1827
01:28:53,710 --> 01:28:56,077
Shithead !
1828
01:28:56,878 --> 01:28:59,113
That was you ?
1829
01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:04,385
( man )
Oh, my God !
1830
01:29:04,387 --> 01:29:06,354
Beet and Sal are dead...
1831
01:29:06,356 --> 01:29:08,756
( all screaming )
1832
01:29:13,195 --> 01:29:14,462
Great.
1833
01:29:14,464 --> 01:29:16,464
There goes my fucking check.
1834
01:29:20,535 --> 01:29:23,037
"Then the lust,
when it conceives,
1835
01:29:23,039 --> 01:29:24,872
"bears sin
1836
01:29:24,874 --> 01:29:27,942
"and the sin when
it is full grown
1837
01:29:27,944 --> 01:29:30,978
brings forth death."
1838
01:29:30,980 --> 01:29:34,482
James chapter one,
verse 15.
1839
01:29:36,285 --> 01:29:37,852
So you see.
1840
01:29:41,423 --> 01:29:43,157
He simply must die.
1841
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,794
( screaming )
1842
01:29:49,665 --> 01:29:51,499
( screaming )
1843
01:29:51,501 --> 01:29:52,967
( grunting )
1844
01:29:57,439 --> 01:29:59,140
Oh, God...
1845
01:30:02,277 --> 01:30:03,978
Die, you psycho bitch !
1846
01:30:03,980 --> 01:30:06,814
( screaming )
1847
01:30:23,265 --> 01:30:27,101
God, why hast
thou forsaken me ?!
1848
01:30:27,103 --> 01:30:29,103
Why don't you
ask him yourself ?!
1849
01:30:29,105 --> 01:30:31,172
( screaming )
1850
01:30:32,774 --> 01:30:35,710
( crying )
1851
01:30:42,117 --> 01:30:44,085
Hey, come on, come on,
we need to go get help, okay ?
1852
01:30:45,454 --> 01:30:47,188
( screaming )
1853
01:30:53,161 --> 01:30:54,995
Eat dirt, bitch !
1854
01:30:54,997 --> 01:30:56,230
( bones cracking )
1855
01:30:57,532 --> 01:30:58,866
Holy shit.
1856
01:31:05,974 --> 01:31:09,009
Darren, what the hell
has happened here ?
1857
01:31:09,011 --> 01:31:11,379
I'll put it
in my report.
1858
01:31:16,418 --> 01:31:19,587
About that move.
1859
01:31:19,589 --> 01:31:21,222
You've been
holding out on me.
1860
01:31:21,224 --> 01:31:23,491
I wrestled a little bit
in college.
1861
01:31:23,493 --> 01:31:24,692
Yeah.
1862
01:31:24,694 --> 01:31:27,161
I guess I never seen it done
on a woman before.
1863
01:31:27,163 --> 01:31:29,397
You can ask my ex-wife
about that sometime.
1864
01:31:30,599 --> 01:31:32,867
We got a multiple
homicide at...
1865
01:31:32,869 --> 01:31:36,737
Manatee Creek,
16301 Johnston.
1866
01:31:36,739 --> 01:31:39,273
We're going to need EVAC.
1867
01:31:39,275 --> 01:31:41,075
Four ambulances.
1868
01:31:43,545 --> 01:31:44,945
A couple of body bags.
1869
01:31:59,461 --> 01:32:01,195
Look at this thing,
Darren.
1870
01:32:01,197 --> 01:32:02,897
It's been modified.
1871
01:32:02,899 --> 01:32:04,064
Modified ?
1872
01:32:04,066 --> 01:32:05,266
Yeah, modified for a woman.
1873
01:32:05,268 --> 01:32:07,034
This is hollowed-out
aluminum,
1874
01:32:07,036 --> 01:32:08,702
like a baseball bat
with a sharp edge.
1875
01:32:08,704 --> 01:32:09,970
Look at this.
1876
01:32:17,212 --> 01:32:18,546
Please help...
1877
01:32:18,548 --> 01:32:19,780
my mother.
1878
01:32:19,782 --> 01:32:21,949
I know what
what she did was wrong...
1879
01:32:23,218 --> 01:32:25,019
Damn you, harlot !
1880
01:32:27,055 --> 01:32:28,989
Ashes to ashes, bitch !
1881
01:32:32,227 --> 01:32:33,694
Whoa !
1882
01:32:37,065 --> 01:32:39,300
Whoa, forget the ambulances,
we need a fire truck.
1883
01:32:41,269 --> 01:32:43,471
( whimpering )
1884
01:32:51,079 --> 01:32:52,446
( whimpering )
1885
01:32:59,621 --> 01:33:03,691
♪
1886
01:33:11,433 --> 01:33:15,002
( sirens blaring )
1887
01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:18,432
( all cheering )
1888
01:34:19,668 --> 01:34:22,937
I'm so happy to be in
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
1889
01:34:25,206 --> 01:34:26,907
I'm a crazy girl.
1890
01:34:30,245 --> 01:34:32,179
Crazy girls !
1891
01:34:33,615 --> 01:34:37,518
I love
Crazy Girls Unlimited.
1892
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:39,486
Ladies, step in andgive him a belly rub.
1893
01:34:41,856 --> 01:34:43,624
Hey !
1894
01:34:43,626 --> 01:34:47,761
I can rub some.( man )We don't--we don't need you to talk.
1895
01:34:47,763 --> 01:34:49,530
( all )
Crazy Girls !
1896
01:34:49,532 --> 01:34:51,599
Unlimited.
1897
01:34:53,368 --> 01:34:55,436
Whoo !
1898
01:34:56,104 --> 01:34:59,873
Tell me Sheriff, do you
watch Crazy Girls videos ?
1899
01:34:59,875 --> 01:35:02,376
Well, you knowwhat they say, Holly.
1900
01:35:02,378 --> 01:35:05,212
One man's trash isanother man's treasure.
1901
01:35:05,214 --> 01:35:08,882
♪
1902
01:35:08,884 --> 01:35:10,951
As you can plainly see,
1903
01:35:10,953 --> 01:35:14,388
these three gorgeous girls
are throwing down on me.
1904
01:35:14,390 --> 01:35:17,424
I'd rather them
going down on me.
1905
01:35:17,426 --> 01:35:20,928
Our savior rose
from the dead...
1906
01:35:20,930 --> 01:35:24,131
( Sal )
And these girls could
raise anything,
1907
01:35:24,133 --> 01:35:26,400
including the dead.
1908
01:35:26,402 --> 01:35:32,306
I am praying
for a $1,000 angel.
1909
01:35:33,742 --> 01:35:35,676
What kind of angel
are you ?
1910
01:35:35,678 --> 01:35:37,645
I'm the angel of the tits.
1911
01:35:37,647 --> 01:35:40,914
And then in
the Garden of Eden,
1912
01:35:40,916 --> 01:35:42,416
the snake said...
1913
01:35:42,418 --> 01:35:46,086
Put your ass in the air
and touch your toes.
1914
01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:48,088
Hallelujah !
1915
01:35:48,090 --> 01:35:49,790
Open your wallet.
1916
01:35:49,792 --> 01:35:51,358
Pick up the phone
1917
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:54,261
and call the number
below and say...
1918
01:35:54,263 --> 01:35:55,763
Fuck you, Dominic !
1919
01:35:55,765 --> 01:35:57,765
Jesus saves and--
1920
01:35:57,767 --> 01:35:59,800
Jesus does save.
1921
01:35:59,802 --> 01:36:02,603
He's saving all that money
you're sending to me
1922
01:36:02,605 --> 01:36:04,805
and I'm spending it
probably on little boys,
1923
01:36:04,807 --> 01:36:06,340
if you know what
I'm saying.
1924
01:36:06,342 --> 01:36:08,842
♪
1925
01:36:18,620 --> 01:36:20,287
I've got a boner.
1926
01:36:20,289 --> 01:36:22,823
( man )
Sound rolling.( man )107D, take one.
1927
01:36:22,825 --> 01:36:24,491
Soft sticks.
1928
01:36:24,493 --> 01:36:26,160
Action.
1929
01:36:26,162 --> 01:36:27,995
Action.
1930
01:36:27,997 --> 01:36:29,196
Happy leprechaun.
1931
01:36:29,198 --> 01:36:30,397
Now look at
their tits.
1932
01:36:30,399 --> 01:36:31,398
Look at your tits.
1933
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:32,332
No, look at them.
1934
01:36:32,334 --> 01:36:33,167
Really look
at their tits.
1935
01:36:33,169 --> 01:36:34,401
Oh, look at those.
1936
01:36:34,403 --> 01:36:36,136
Whoo, whoa !
1937
01:36:36,138 --> 01:36:37,071
I got a lot of hos.
1938
01:36:37,073 --> 01:36:38,372
Oh, I got a lot of hos.
1939
01:36:38,374 --> 01:36:39,306
Merry Christmas !
1940
01:36:39,308 --> 01:36:41,008
Merry Christmas !
1941
01:36:41,010 --> 01:36:42,176
We're Crazy Girls !
1942
01:36:42,178 --> 01:36:43,744
We're the Crazy Girls !
1943
01:36:43,746 --> 01:36:45,312
Girls say that.
1944
01:36:45,314 --> 01:36:48,082
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
1945
01:36:48,084 --> 01:36:50,484
Oh, tits.
1946
01:36:50,486 --> 01:36:51,852
( man )
Whoo !
Whoo !
1947
01:36:51,854 --> 01:36:53,253
Bless the America.
1948
01:36:53,255 --> 01:36:54,688
( man )
All right, Beetlejuice,
now be nasty.
1949
01:36:54,690 --> 01:36:56,590
Ooh, nasty !
1950
01:36:58,493 --> 01:37:02,396
♪
1951
01:38:10,932 --> 01:38:12,633
Excuse me,
I need a piss.
1952
01:38:17,739 --> 01:38:19,339
Can we get those body bags
over here ?
1953
01:38:21,142 --> 01:38:23,443
I think I love you.
1954
01:38:23,445 --> 01:38:24,812
Oh...
1955
01:38:31,686 --> 01:38:33,253
It's good to be
the King.
1956
01:38:33,255 --> 01:38:35,756
Is this serious ?
1957
01:38:35,758 --> 01:38:38,959
You pile-drive people
and you take my girl ?
1958
01:38:38,961 --> 01:38:40,627
What is this ?
1959
01:38:40,629 --> 01:38:41,862
Shut up.
1960
01:38:41,864 --> 01:38:45,532
♪
1961
01:39:15,630 --> 01:39:17,631
( record scratching )
1962
01:39:17,633 --> 01:39:21,602
♪
1963
01:42:02,864 --> 01:42:06,266
♪
1964
01:42:36,998 --> 01:42:38,632
( record scratching )
1965
01:42:42,170 --> 01:42:46,339
♪
1966
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:13,767
( Beetlejuice )
Show me your tits !
1967
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:13,767
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