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WHOA! NOW, THAT'S
A FINE ANIMAL!
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OH, YEAH.
GREAT STUD, I BET.
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NOW, THE REAL ADVANTAGE
OF BEING HERE TODAY
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AT ATLANTIC CITY RACECOURSE
TO BRING YOU THE WEATHER
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IS THAT WE'VE GOT
THE REAL THING.
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NO BOARDS, NO MATS,
NO PRETTY COMPUTER GRAPHICS.
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UH-UH. THE REAL THING.
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WE GOT THE REAL SUN,
AS I PREDICTED.
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WE'VE GOT
THE REAL BLUE SKIES,
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AS I PREDICTED.
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HECK,
WE EVEN GOT REAL HORSES,
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AS I PREDICTED.
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[LAUGHTER]
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AND SPEAKING
OF PREDICTIONS,
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HEY, WE EVEN GOT
A REAL WINNER.
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OOH!
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THIS IS TAYLOR WORTH,
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CHANNEL 5 NEWS,
PHILADELPHIA,
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AND I'LL SEE YOU AT 11:00.
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AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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[CROWD TALKING]
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LADIES' DAY AT THE RACES.
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I'M A HAPPY GUY.
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* WELL, I'VE SEEN
SO MANY THINGS *
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* I'VE BEEN
ALL OVER THE WORLD *
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* WELL, I'VE HAD
UPS AND DOWNS *
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* I DID IT ALL
FOR A WHILE *
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* I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING
BETWEEN THE BAD AND THE GOOD *
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* I GUESS I WAS WRONG
BECAUSE I MISUNDERSTOOD *
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* ABOUT GIRLS
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* GIRLS
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* WELL, I'VE BEEN SO MANY PLACES
THAT I SHOULDN'T BE *
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* BUT THEN IT FELT SO GOOD
THAT IT WAS TORTURE TO LEAVE *
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* THEY SAY YOU CAN'T
LIVE WITHOUT 'EM *
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* BUT CAN YOU LIVE WITH?
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* I'M JUST ONE MAN
WHO'S HAVIN' A FIT *
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* WITH THOSE GIRLS *
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* THEY WANT YOU TO TELL 'EM
THAT YOU LOVE THEM *
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* THEY'RE SOFT AND THEY'RE WARM
WHEN YOU HUG THEM *
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* THEY'LL TEASE YOU AND HURT YOU
WHEN YOU NEED THEM *
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* THEY SIGH WHEN YOU SAY
THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN' *
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* GIRLS
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* TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER,
TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER *
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* TELL HER
WHAT YOU WANT TO *
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* DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA *
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* SHA NA NA NA
DO DO DO DA DA DA *
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* OH, GIRLS
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* THEY WANT YOU TO TELL 'EM
THAT YOU LOVE THEM *
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* THEY'RE SOFT AND THEY'RE WARM
WHEN YOU HUG THEM *
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* THEY'LL TEASE YOU AND HURT YOU
WHEN YOU NEED THEM *
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* THEY CRY WHEN YOU SAY
THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN' *
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* GIRLS *
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* GIRLS *
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* GIRLS *
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10, 20, 5, 50.
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[CROWD TALKING]
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NUMBER 7,
MOVING MARCELLE, TO SHOW.
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COME ON, NED,
AT LEAST BET HIM TO WIN.
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THANK YOU.
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HI. $40, NUMBER 3,
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MY CHARLIE'S ANGEL,
TO WIN, PLEASE.
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THANK YOU.
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MY GAMBLING FUND'S
A LITTLE LOW.
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GAMBLING FUND?
GAMBLING FUND?
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YES.
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NED, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU?
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE KID
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WHO BET HIS FATHER'S
GOLF CLUBS
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ON CINDY BROWNELL'S
BRA SIZE?
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HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I BET
MY SCHOLARSHIP MONEY
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YOU'D FLUNK OUT
BEFORE MIDTERMS?
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YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED?
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DADDY. DADDY. DADDY.
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I SETTLED DOWN.
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COME ON, PUMPKIN.
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NED'S ACTUALLY
A TERRIFIC GUY,
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EXCEPT HE'S LOST HIS EDGE.
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WHEN WE WERE 11,
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HE DECIDED
WE SHOULD GET MOHAWKS.
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I SHAVED MY HEAD.
HE LAUGHED FOR A MONTH.
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YOU SEE THIS 50?
AND YOU SEE THAT 50?
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YEAH.
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THEY'RE NOT THE SAME.
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THEY'RE NOT?
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NO. THIS IS 3 DAYS
OF NURSERY SCHOOL TO ME.
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AND WHAT'S THAT?
CHAMPAGNE FOR 2?
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SILK PANTIES FOR MONA.
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MONA?
DO I KNOW MONA?
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NO. I HAVEN'T
MENTIONED HER.
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YOU'RE BUYING
SILK PANTIES FOR A GIRL
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YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
MENTIONED TO ME?
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NED, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THERE IS NO MONA.
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TAYLOR?
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LIZBETTE.
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DON'T SWEET-TALK ME.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HOW SHOULD I BE?
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YOU ASKED WENDY OUT,
MY OWN ROOMMATE.
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I KNOW. YOU WORK
TUESDAY NIGHTS.
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DON'T TOUCH ME.
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SHE SAID NO.
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WELL, OF COURSE
SHE DID.
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SEE?
NO HARM DONE.
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HE IS MY HERO.
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A HERO SHOULD
ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING.
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I MEAN, WHAT HAS
TAYLOR ACCOMPLISHED?
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WE ARE HAPPILY
MARRIED MEN.
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WITH CURFEWS.
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YEAH. I'D RATHER
BE LIKE TAYLOR.
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YLOR DOESN'T KNOW IT YET,
BUT HE'D RATHER BE LIKE US.
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YOU SHOULD SEE HIM
WITH MY FAMILY.
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HE REALLY SOAKS IT UP.
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT
HE REALLY WANTS.
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HE JUST DOESN'T
KNOW IT YET.
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HEY, I'M A SHRINK.
I KNOW THESE THINGS, RIGHT?
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
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DID YOU GET
A LOAD OF HER LEGS?
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YES.
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
HE IS DUMPING HER!
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TAYLOR IS STUCK IN
A VERY DESTRUCTIVE PATTERN.
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THEY HIT THE 2-MONTH MARK,
AND HE IS RUNNING.
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IT'S CLASSIC.
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REJECT THEM
BEFORE THEY REJECT YOU.
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NO. NO WOMAN IS EVER
GOING TO REJECT TAYLOR.
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THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY NEEDS.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
EVERY MAN REALLY NEEDS.
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WITHOUT SUFFERING,
YOU DON'T GROW.
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FORGET IT.
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
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IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING
I COULD DO FOR HIM.
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IF ONLY I COULD PICK
TAYLOR'S NEXT WOMAN,
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YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
WHO WILL DUMP HIM FIRST.
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SOMEONE WHO'LL GIVE HIM
THE GIFT OF HEARTACHE.
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SOMEONE WITH PMS.
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NO. SOMEONE
WHO'S LOOKING FOR
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MORE IN A MAN
THAN GOOD LOOKS.
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AND A GREAT
SENSE OF HUMOR.
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AND A 6-FIGURE INCOME.
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AND GLAMOROUS JOB.
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YEAH, BUT MORE THAN THAT.
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SOMEONE WHO'LL TORTURE HIM,
TURN HIM INSIDE OUT,
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HURT HIM,
YOU KNOW, LIKE LOVE.
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FORGET IT.
SHE'S NOT OUT THERE.
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I BET I COULD FIND HER.
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I BET YOU COULDN'T.
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I BET HE COULD.
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I GOT 10 BUCKS
SAYS NO WAY.
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YOU'RE ON.
YOU IN, NED?
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YOU ARE BOTH
MISSING MY POINT.
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TAYLOR WOULD
HAVE TO COOPERATE.
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OH, NO. HE'LL WANT
IN ON THIS.
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IT'S GOT TO BE BIGGER.
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BIGGER? 2 WOMEN.
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10 WOMEN.
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11 WOMEN.
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THAT'S NOT GOING TO
CUT IT ANYMORE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO--
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I KNOW.
STOP SEEING YOU.
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TAYLOR.
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LIZBETTE, I'M NOT
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
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YOU'VE MADE SOME
VERY VALID POINTS.
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I OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO
MAKE A COMMITMENT BY NOW.
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TAYLOR, LET'S SAY
I NEVER CAME HERE TODAY.
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NO. NO.
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LET'S JUST
FORGET EVERYTHING.
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NO. LISTEN TO ME.
YOUR INSTINCTS ARE SOUND.
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IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
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LIZBETTE,
I JUST DON'T THINK
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IT CAN BE TOGETHER.
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WELL, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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YOU?
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SOAR.
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[CALL TO THE POST PLAYS]
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Race announcer:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE HORSES ARE
PARADING TO THE POST
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FOR THE NEXT RACE
OF THE AFTERNOON.
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WHAT?
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WE'VE GOT
A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
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YOU HAVE 3 MONTHS
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TO GET ENGAGED
TO 3 WOMAN,
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AND I PICK THE WOMEN.
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YOU'RE INSANE.
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CHLOE,
THAT'S PRETTY.
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NOW, THIS IS THE DUMBEST ONE
THEY'VE EVER COME UP WITH.
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THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO ROPE ME
IN ON SOME STUPID BET.
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THEN WHEN
I TAKE THEM UP ON IT,
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THEY DROP LIKE FLIES.
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WATCH.
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WHAT ARE
THE STAKES?
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YOUR FISHING CABIN
AGAINST MY MERCEDES.
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NO. NO, SEE,
I ALREADY HAVE A CAR.
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I WANT SOMETHING ELSE.
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NAME IT.
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I LOVE
TORTURING HIM.
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THE PICASSO.
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THE PICASSO!
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IT'S AN ORIGINAL.
I CAN'T BET THAT.
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FINE. NO BET.
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IT'S CLAIRE'S.
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HER GRANDFATHER
LEFT IT TO HER.
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SO?
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YOU'RE ON.
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YOU'RE KIDDING!
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THIS IS FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD.
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Announcer: IT'S MOVING MARCELLE
IN A CHARGING START,
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WITH BOO-BOO,
RACHEL'S RIDE, AND....
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BOYS, SORRY
I MISSED THE GAME.
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THAT'S OK.
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,976
DID YOU CRIPPLE
ANOTHER QUARTERBACK?
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YEAH. 2.
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BACHELORETTE NUMBER 1.
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ICE GODDESS!
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I GOT 20
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SAYS HE CAN'T
EVEN GET A DATE.
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40 SAYS HE CAN.
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GUYS, A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN IS ONE
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OF THE LONELIEST CREATURES
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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ALL I NEED IS AN OPENING,
A TICKET OF ADMISSION.
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BET. BET.
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Ned: NO. NO, CHLOE.
HORSEY. HORSEY.
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CHLOE, DO YOU SEE
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THAT PRETTY BLONDE
LADY RIGHT THERE?
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I JUST BET
SHE WOULD LOVE
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TO SEE THIS PICTURE
YOU DREW.
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THAT'S PRETTY, HONEY.
IS IT FOR ME?
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YES.
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AW! COME HERE.
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GEE, I'M
TERRIBLY SORRY.
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00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,463
OH, THAT'S OK.
SHE'S A DOLL.
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HOW OLD IS SHE?
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3.
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LET ME GET HER
OFF YOUR HANDS HERE.
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COME ON, CHLOE.
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00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,772
LET'S NOT BOTHER
THESE NICE PEOPLE.
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00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,807
OH, SHE IS NO BOTHER.
I LOVE KIDS.
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00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,508
WELL, SHE'S FOR RENT.
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00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,844
SHE'S GOT YOUR EYES.
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00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,512
DON'T LET HER FATHER
HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
239
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,748
SHE'S NOT YOURS?
240
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,215
NO. I WISH SHE WERE.
241
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,785
IS THERE ANY REASON WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE DINNER SATURDAY NIGHT?
242
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,519
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOUR NAME.
243
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,822
ERIN. ERIN COOPER.
244
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,523
TAYLOR.
TAYLOR WORTH.
245
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,760
DINNER WILL BE FINE.
246
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,361
GREAT.
ANDRE'S, 7:00?
247
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,763
OK.
248
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,932
[PEOPLE APPLAUDING]
249
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,001
SEE YOU, GUYS.
250
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,008
YOU FEEL FREE TO MAKE
THE OTHER TWO A CHALLENGE.
251
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,014
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR THE BET.
252
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,019
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
253
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,957
Child: HOW COME YOU
CAN'T GET THIS POINT?
254
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,660
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
255
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,595
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
256
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,464
CLAIRE,
HE WAS FLUFF.
257
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,633
HIS IDOL WAS
GERALDO RIVERA.
258
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,567
WELL, VERONICA,
WHAT DID YOU SEE IN HIM
259
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,703
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
260
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,971
HE WAS THE FIRST GUY
I DATED IN AGES
261
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,807
WHO DIDN'T OWN A VCR,
SHOP BROOKS BROTHERS,
262
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,874
OR DRIVE A BMW.
263
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,810
YOU JUST DESCRIBED NED.
264
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,912
WHAT'S DIFFERENT? YOU
AND NED BECAME YUPPIES?
265
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,880
PLEASE DON'T TELL NED THAT.
266
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,915
WHEN I FIRST MET NED,
HE HAD HAIR DOWN TO HERE
267
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,450
AND HE WAS GROWING
MARIJUANA IN THE CLOSET.
268
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,821
NED?
YEAH, MY NED.
269
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,390
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO RANDY?
270
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,959
HA HA! GONE!
271
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,393
HE GOT WAY TOO
SERIOUS TOO FAST.
272
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,929
I TELL YOU,
273
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:45,665
THE HARDER THEY PUSH,
THE BIGGER THE FLAWS.
274
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,566
YOU AND NED WERE LUCKY
TO GET MARRIED SO EARLY.
275
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,902
I KNOW I WAS LUCKY.
276
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,538
ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES
I WISH I COULD JUST...
277
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,373
WHAT?
278
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,876
[LAUGHING]
279
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,913
SOMETIMES I WISH
I COULD JUST...
280
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,114
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
281
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,549
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
282
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,617
THERE I SAID IT!
283
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,619
WELL, WHO DOESN'T?
284
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,621
WHO ARE THESE MEN?
285
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,691
WHO ARE THESE MEN?
286
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,061
[KNIFE CHOPPING]
WHO ARE THESE MEN?
287
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,865
VERONICA?
288
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,101
[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
289
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,412
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
290
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,481
NUMBER 2 IS A FRIEND
OF CLAIRE'S.
291
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,883
SHE'S A MUSICIAN.
292
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,584
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
293
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,086
THIS IS EXACTLY
294
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,720
THE TYPE OF PLACE
SHE CAN'T STAND.
295
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,989
THESE ARE EXACTLY
296
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,590
THE KIND OF PEOPLE
SHE HATES.
297
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,892
HI.
298
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,994
AND YOU'RE
ONE OF THEM.
299
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,762
NO. YOU CAN
COUNT ME OUT.
300
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,898
THIS BET'S
TOTALLY ABSURD.
301
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,900
YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF THAT YESTERDAY.
302
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,701
AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE?
303
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,103
NED, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
304
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,271
HOW THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT
OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES?
305
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,007
MY LIFE, FOR EXAMPLE.
306
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,108
IT WON'T
CHANGE THAT MUCH.
307
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,912
YOU CAN COME VISIT US
AT THE CABIN ANYTIME.
308
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,980
$50 NASSAU.
10 FOR BIRDIES.
309
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,916
THE SANDIES
ARE GREENIES.
310
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,919
I FEEL LUCKY TODAY.
311
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,193
SO?
312
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,494
SIGN.
313
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,030
FORGET IT.
314
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,234
OH, SO YOU'RE
CHICKENING OUT?
315
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,936
DON'T PUSH ME.
316
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,537
YOU'RE RENEGING
ON OUR AGREEMENT.
317
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,040
AM I TO UNDERSTAND
318
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,143
THAT YOUR HANDSHAKE
MEANS NOTHING?
319
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,948
IT'S TIME TO TEACH
THIS GUY A LESSON.
320
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,998
DON'T YOU WANT TO
KNOW WHO ELEANOR IS?
321
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,299
COME ON, AREN'T YOU
JUST A LITTLE BIT CURIOUS
322
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,101
ABOUT NUMBER 3?
323
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,603
I AM TRYING
TO PLAY GOLF HERE.
324
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,338
SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
325
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,839
ELEANOR LARIMORE.
326
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,841
YOU'RE GOING
TO LOVE HER.
327
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,811
SHE'S CLASSY.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
328
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:12,812
SHE'S AN ALIEN,
RIGHT?
329
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,614
NO. SHE'S A HUMAN.
330
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,583
ALL 3 WOMEN ARE HUMANS.
331
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,751
I HAVE A HEART.
332
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,720
SHE'S MARRIED.
333
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,091
[CHUCKLING]
334
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,459
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING
FAIR TODAY, NED.
335
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,827
IT'S A BAD MARRIAGE.
336
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,196
IT'S A BAD MARRIAGE.
TRUST ME.
337
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,165
NO. NO, I DON'T.
I NEVER HAVE.
338
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,002
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
I ALWAYS WIN ANYWAY.
339
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,736
YOU DID READ
THE FINE PRINT, DIDN'T YOU?
340
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,039
BECAUSE
I HAVE TO ADMIT,
341
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,042
YOU'RE BEING
A GREAT SPORT ABOUT THIS.
342
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,411
HOW WILL I KNOW THAT
THEY ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSALS?
343
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,214
VIDEOTAPES.
344
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190
Weatherman: WE HAVE ALL
THIS RAIN UP IN HERE.
345
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,792
THEN WE HAVE
THIS LOW-PRESSURE--
346
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,195
[TAPE REWINDS]
347
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,034
WE HAVE ALL
THIS RAIN UP IN HERE.
348
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,835
THEN WE HAVE
THIS LOW-PRESSURE FRONT
349
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,038
SWEEPING DOWN--
350
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,256
WE HAVE ALL
THIS RAIN UP IN HERE.
351
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,858
THEN WE HAVE
THIS LOW-PRESSURE FRONT
352
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,061
SWEEPING DOWN--
353
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,864
SWEEPING DOWN
FROM THE NORTH.
354
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,233
SWEEPING DOWN FROM--
355
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:46,073
I'M A PERFECTIONIST.
356
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,078
HEY, I DON'T TRY
TO BE THIS WAY,
357
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,214
AND IT'S REALLY ROUGH
ON THE WOMEN I KNOW.
358
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,716
IT'S LIKE THERE'S
THIS CRITIC ON MY SHOULDER.
359
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,087
TROUBLE-SHOOTER, REALLY.
360
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:01,888
EXAMPLE--
361
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,092
SAY SHE'S A CAT LOVER.
362
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,760
ALL I HEAR
IS HIM SCREAMING,
363
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,530
"SAY GOODBYE
TO NAVY BLUE."
364
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,365
HEY, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
365
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,468
I DON'T WANT TO
GROW OLD ALONE.
366
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,536
I LOVE KIDS.
367
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,108
I CERTAINLY LOVE WOMEN,
BUT I'M NO CASANOVA.
368
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,576
I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIND A WOMAN
369
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,546
TO GET PAST
THE CRITIC IN ME.
370
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,117
MY HOUSEKEEPER--
GREAT COOK.
371
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,457
WHO KNOWS?
372
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,660
MAYBE ONE OF NED'S CHOICES
MIGHT BE THE PERFECT WOMAN.
373
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:47,134
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
IF IT WAS THE BLONDE?
374
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,472
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
375
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,207
THANKS.
376
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,610
OK. HERE WE ARE.
377
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,712
SATURDAY EVENING, 7:00.
378
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,981
I'VE GIVEN ERIN
A LOT OF THOUGHT...
379
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,152
BUT MOSTLY ABOUT STRATEGY.
380
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,253
I CAN'T TOUCH HER
381
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,255
BECAUSE IF I TOUCH HER,
I'LL JUMP HER,
382
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,257
AND IF I JUMP HER,
I'LL LOSE HER.
383
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,592
EVERY MAN WANTS TO JUMP HER,
SO I'VE GOT TO BE DIFFERENT.
384
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,634
ERIN.
385
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,570
TAYLOR.
386
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,240
THIS BET'S
GOING TO KILL ME.
387
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,812
LET'S GET YOU
BACK IN YOUR COAT.
388
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,414
WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC.
389
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,451
THEY FLOODED THE ZONE.
390
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,621
KOSAR THREW UNDERNEATH
THE COVERAGE TO NEWSOME.
391
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,556
SCIARRA TOTALLY
WIMPED OUT!
392
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,525
SCIARRA'S MY MAIN MAN!
393
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,026
SCIARRA TACKLES
394
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:47,894
LIKE HE'S PUTTING
HIS GRANDMA TO BED.
395
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,429
OH, NO!
396
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,698
LOOK, YOU MAY BE
THE EAGLES' RECEPTIONIST--
397
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,832
YAY, TEAM!
398
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,034
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN
399
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,337
YOU KNOW A GOOD TACKLE
WHEN YOU SEE ONE.
400
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,740
I NOT ONLY KNOW ONE,
I CAN DO ONE.
401
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,443
RIGHT!
402
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,744
RIGHT.
403
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,679
OK.
404
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,231
COME AT ME.
COME AT ME.
405
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,535
NO. I BELIEVE YOU.
406
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,239
NO, YOU DON'T.
LET ME HAVE IT.
407
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,876
COME ON.
408
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,145
COME ON,
COME AT ME.
409
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,482
ERIN, REALLY,
I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.
410
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,483
AAH!
411
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,718
AAH! UGH!
412
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,520
[LAUGHING]
413
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,622
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
414
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,258
SEE?
415
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,282
YOU CALL THE PLAYS.
416
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,624
[CARTOONY VOICE]
GOOD-BYE, BRYAN.
417
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,758
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
418
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,327
[POP]
419
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,629
Ned: SEE YOU
TOMORROW, LEWIS.
420
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,832
HOW ARE YOU TODAY,
YOUNG FELLA?
421
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,402
POW!
422
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,106
HOW'S THE BAD SEED?
423
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,609
WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS.
424
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,611
I STILL THINK YOU
OUGHTA SEND HIM THROUGH
425
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,446
A METAL DETECTOR
BEFORE YOU SEE HIM.
426
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,615
MMM. HONEY, CAN I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?
427
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,149
OF COURSE.
428
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,084
WHY ARE YOU FIXING
VERONICA UP WITH TAYLOR?
429
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,786
WHO ARE YOU MAD AT?
430
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,788
I'M NOT MAD AT ANYONE.
431
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,390
HONEY, VERONICA
IS A TALENTED,
432
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,592
HIGHLY RESPECTED
CONCERT PIANIST.
433
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,795
SHE'S GOING TO HATE HIM.
HE'S GOING TO HATE HER.
434
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,930
SHE'S NOT NEARLY
VAPID ENOUGH.
435
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,064
NO, CLAIRE.
436
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,533
AS HIS BEST FRIEND
437
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,535
AND AS AN EXPERT
ON THE HUMAN MIND,
438
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,403
I THINK IT'S IN
HIS BEST INTERESTS
439
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,438
TO HAVE AN ATYPICAL
CONGREGATION
440
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,139
WITH A MEMBER
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
441
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,874
YOU ARE PISSED AT HIM.
442
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,409
YEAH.
443
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,513
Anchorwoman:
THE PHILADELPHIA SWAT TEAM
444
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,482
WAS STILL SURROUNDING
A DOWNTOWN JEWELRY STORE.
445
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,017
4 GUNMEN
HAD TAKEN HOSTAGES.
446
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,186
AS FAR AS WE KNOW,
NO ONE HAS BEEN HARMED,
447
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,656
AND NEGOTIATIONS
ARE IN PROGRESS.
448
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,658
THE POLICE SAID...
449
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,192
WHERE'S TAYLOR WORTH?
450
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,995
OVER THERE. HAS BEEN
FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.
451
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,931
NOVELIST ANN TRAVERS
DIED TODAY
452
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,500
IN A FREAK SKIING ACCIDENT
IN CHILE.
453
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,069
SHE HAD BROKEN HER LEG
ON THE SLOPES
454
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,904
AND WAS BEING TRANSPORTED
TO SAFETY
455
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,440
WHEN THE RESCUERS
LOST CONTROL OF HER STRETCHER.
456
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,543
MISS TRAVERS PLUMMETED
1,500 FEET TO HER DEATH.
457
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,813
SHE'S BEST REMEMBERED
FOR HER 1979 NOVEL
458
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,549
AREN'T I THE LUCKY ONE?
459
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,586
AND NOW, TAYLOR WORTH
WITH THE WEEKEND WEATHER.
460
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,391
ANN TRAVERS...A WOMAN
WHOSE LUCK RAN OUT.
461
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,095
LET'S SEE...HOW'D I DO
YESTERDAY?
462
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:12,532
DID RAIN LAST NIGHT. HA.
GOT THAT RIGHT.
463
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,101
IT'S STILL UNSEASONABLY COLD
HERE ON THE EAST COAST,
464
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,003
BUT I'VE BEEN
SAYING THAT FOR DAYS.
465
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,506
UH-OH! HURRICANE BRENDA.
466
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,508
YEAH, RIGHT DOWN THERE
IN FLORIDA.
467
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,110
CAME ASHORE--WOOSH!
YOU WANT TO TALK RAIN!
468
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,245
THEY HAD TO CANCEL
THE EAGLES-DOLPHINS GAME.
469
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,114
AND I SAID
IT WAS GOING TO
470
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,982
STAY OUT THERE
IN THE OCEAN SOMEWHERE,
471
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,050
SO THE JOKE'S ON ME.
472
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,586
HERE IN
YOUR TRI-STATE AREA,
473
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,423
WE HAVE CLEAR AIR QUALITY
TOMORROW IN THE DELAWARE VALLEY.
474
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,060
WELL, CORY, WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT ON FOR THE WEEKEND?
475
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,430
I'M GOING TO
THE COUNTRY, TAYLOR.
476
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,064
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
477
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,699
CORY CHU,
OUTSTANDING IN HER FIELD.
478
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,935
[NEWS THEME PLAYS]
479
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,437
THAT'S THE NEWS.
480
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,605
FOR BOB MAYON
AND TAYLOR WORTH,
481
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,573
I'M CORY CHU.
482
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,774
GOOD NIGHT.
483
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,909
AND WE'RE CLEAR.
484
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,945
EVERYBODY HAVE
A NICE WEEKEND.
485
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,848
YOU HAVE A GOOD
WEEKEND, JERRY.
486
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,316
GOOD NIGHT, COOKIE.
487
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,251
GREAT SHOW, TAYLOR!
488
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,519
THANKS, PAUL.
489
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,787
HAVE A GOOD
WEEKEND, IRV.
490
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,891
ARE YOU AT LEAST
A METEOROLOGIST?
491
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,893
THIS MUST BE...
VERONICA?
492
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,895
YOU JUST SAY
THE WEATHER?
493
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,029
IT'S HARDER
THAN YOU THINK.
494
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,931
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE.
495
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,470
LOOK, TAYLOR.
496
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,971
I'M GOING TO SAVE US
BOTH SOME TIME,
497
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,473
AND FOR YOU,
A FEW BUCKS.
498
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,840
I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TEST OF MINE
499
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,175
TO SEE IF WE'RE
PSYCHOLOGICALLY COMPATIBLE.
500
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,510
SHOOT.
501
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,311
IMAGINE THIS.
YOU WALK INTO A ROOM.
502
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,646
YOU SEE A HOLE
IN THE FLOOR.
503
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,482
YOU WALK UP TO IT
AND LOOK IN.
504
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,083
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
505
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,018
A METEOROLOGIST.
506
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,622
RELIABLE
BIRTH-CONTROL DEVICES?
507
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,958
PERFECT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
508
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,660
GOOD LUCK AND GOODBYE.
509
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,497
IMAGINE THIS.
510
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,100
YOU WALK INTO A STUDIO.
YOU MEET A GUY.
511
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,503
YOU TALK TO HIM
FOR A COUPLE SECONDS.
512
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,605
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
513
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,507
A MAN WHO READS
THE WEATHER
514
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,642
WEARING A LOT
OF MAKEUP.
515
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,410
YEAH. DOESN'T THAT PIQUE
YOUR CURIOSITY AT ALL?
516
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,178
I MEAN, AREN'T YOU
SAYING TO YOURSELF,
517
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,780
"I WONDER IF
HE WEARS MORE MAKEUP
518
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,648
IN THE EVENINGS"?
519
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:09,716
LET ME TAKE YOU
TO DINNER,
520
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,552
YOU CAN FIND OUT
FOR YOURSELF.
521
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,522
I'LL CALL YOU.
I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER.
522
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,696
742 MINUS 619...
523
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,898
123.
524
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,068
487 MINUS 356...
525
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,102
131.
526
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,772
663 MINUS 421.
527
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,907
142.
528
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,009
MAYBE ON MARS.
529
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:40,112
[CLOCK CHIMES]
530
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,247
HA HA HA HA!
531
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:44,784
HA HA HA HA HA!
532
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,756
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
HA HA HA HA HA!
533
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,595
A WOMAN WITH ALL THIS
534
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,962
SHOULD LOOK
HAPPIER THAN THAT.
535
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,165
HA HA HA HA!
536
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,767
[TIRES SCREECH]
537
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,817
IT REALLY
DOESN'T MATTER.
538
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,723
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT SHOE YOU CHOOSE.
539
00:25:56,823 --> 00:26:00,793
ANY SHOE WOULD LOOK GOOD
AT THE END OF YOUR LEG.
540
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,930
MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU
MAKE A DECISION.
541
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,232
WALK OVER THERE.
542
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,134
LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
543
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,174
I REALLY
CAN'T TELL ANYTHING
544
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,109
UNLESS YOU STAND UP.
545
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,118
NICE.
546
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,827
HOW ABOUT
SOMETHING LIKE...
547
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,128
THIS?
548
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,135
NO.
549
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,203
PLEASE.
550
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,905
ALLOW ME.
551
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,227
No...
552
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,251
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
553
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,955
FINE.
554
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,893
PLEASE.
COME WITH ME.
555
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,762
[THUD]
556
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:45,965
HOW ABOUT...
557
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:47,734
THIS?
558
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:55,207
TRY IT ON...FOR ME.
559
00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,214
HMM.
560
00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:07,987
Eleanor:
I CAN'T COME OUT.
561
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,391
IT MAY TAKE A WHILE,
562
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,293
BUT ELEANOR'S
GOING TO BLOSSOM.
563
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,294
WHOA!
564
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,063
WHOA!
565
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:20,767
[PHONE RINGS]
566
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,301
Recording: THIS IS TAYLOR WORTH.
TALK TO ME.
567
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,602
[BEEP]
568
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,837
Woman: HI, TAYLOR. IT'S LEANNE.
569
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:29,241
HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME
WITH YOUR FOSTER CHILD.
570
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,044
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN
KIM SU GOES BACK TO KOREA.
571
00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,012
YOU BIG SOFTY.
572
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,114
KIM SU.
573
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,082
SHE SOUNDED HOT!
574
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,483
OH, SHE IS.
575
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,787
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO ABOUT IT?
576
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,321
BETWEEN BEING
THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN
577
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,322
EVERY NIGHT WITH ERIN
578
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,557
D THE PERFECT STUD
EVERY DAY WITH ELEANOR,
579
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:46,492
WHO HAS THE TIME?
580
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:47,960
IN OR OUT?
581
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,629
LOOK, I'LL BE WORRIED
WHEN I SEE 3 TAPES
582
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,364
WITH 3 PROPOSALS
AND 3 YESES.
583
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,433
BY THEN,
IT'LL BE TOO LATE.
584
00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,868
YOU'LL HAVE LOST
CLAIRE'S PICASSO.
585
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,804
YOUR MARRIAGE
WILL BE DESTROYED.
586
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,439
NED, LOOK.
I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.
587
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:01,640
YOU JUST SAY THE WORD,
588
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:05,144
WE CAN CALL OFF
THIS WHOLE STUPID BET.
589
00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,681
[CHIP CLATTERS]
RAISE YA 5.
590
00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:13,485
3 YESES, TAYLOR, AND YOU
ONLY GOT 2 MONTHS LEFT.
591
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,454
VERONICA WILL CALL.
SO?
592
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:18,190
I SEE YOU 5.
I RAISE YOU 5.
593
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,725
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
594
00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:22,294
Ned: OH, SHIT,
IT'S CLAIRE!
595
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,362
I...WILL...
596
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,932
[CHIPS CLATTER]
SEE YOU.
597
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,901
Recording: THIS IS
TAYLOR WORTH. TALK TO ME.
598
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,702
TAYLOR, THIS IS
VERONICA BRISKOW.
599
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:33,672
NED AND CLAIRE ARE COMING
TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.
600
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,209
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?
MY NUMBER IS 555-3299.
601
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,145
BYE.
Ned: SHIT!
602
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,114
OH, AND, NED? GO HOME.
603
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,850
DOUBLE SHIT!
604
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:47,153
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S LEGATO. LEGATO!
605
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,055
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
606
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,756
LEGATO.
607
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,491
HERE. LISTEN TO IT
AGAIN.
608
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,994
I'VE ALREADY
LISTENED TO IT
3 TIMES.
609
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:55,995
HMM?
NO.
610
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,196
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
LEGATO IS.
611
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,698
SOUNDS LIKE A BOAT RACE.
612
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,069
BOAT RACE. HA HA HA.
TAYLOR HATES MUSIC.
613
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,505
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
WHAT LEGATO MEANS?
614
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,808
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]
615
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,779
NICE SWEATER,
TAYLOR.
616
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,081
IT'S VERY
BROOKS BROTHERS.
617
00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:18,184
OH. ARE YOU STILL
HAVING TROUBLE
618
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,418
WITH YOUR BMW?
619
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,154
[PIANO SCALES
IN BACKGROUND]
620
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,490
I CAN NAME THAT SEGUE
IN 5 WORDS.
621
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,192
NAME THAT SEGUE.
622
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:31,463
SWEATER. COLD.
ALPS. GERMANY.
623
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,265
BMW.
BMW.
624
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,373
SO...WHAT DID
YOUR MANAGER SAY
625
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:42,474
ABOUT THE REHAB CENTER
BENEFIT?
626
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:45,978
HE HATES IT WHEN I PLAY
FOR FREE, BUT I'LL DO IT.
627
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:48,814
OH, GREAT. THANK YOU!
628
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,749
I MEAN, IF I CAN'T PLAY
FOR 15 MINUTES
629
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,451
TO KEEP A BUNCH
OF DRUGGED-OUT TEENAGERS
630
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,585
FROM STEALING MY CAR,
631
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,786
WHAT KIND
OF CITIZEN AM I?
632
00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,456
YEAH. A REAL
PHILANTHROPIST.
633
00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:00,159
NO. I LEAVE THAT
TO CLAIRE.
634
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,260
MMM.
635
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,130
MY TOMBSTONE'S GOING TO READ,
"WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"
636
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,934
NOTHING, IF YOU
MARRY TAYLOR.
637
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,174
LET'S EAT!
638
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,476
TAYLOR, YOU COME JOIN ME
IN THE KITCHEN.
639
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,947
CLAIRE, CHECK NED'S POCKETS
FOR HALLUCINOGENS.
640
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,219
IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH
WITH THE REST OF US,
641
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,288
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SEND YOU HOME.
642
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,589
MM-HMM. COME ON.
643
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,623
I WANT TO SEE
TAYLOR'S REACTION
644
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,092
WHEN HE SEES
THE PAINTING.
645
00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,460
YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T
TELL HIM ABOUT THE PAINTING?
646
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,561
NO.
647
00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,463
HA HA HA. LET'S GO.
648
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,141
WHY DO YOU ASK?
649
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,010
JUST CURIOUS.
650
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,445
I CAN'T STAND
THAT TERM "NEW AGE."
651
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,015
I WAS DOING IT LONG BEFORE
IT WAS EVER CALLED THAT.
652
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,449
I HAD A CLASSICAL
BACKGROUND--
653
00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,251
OBERLIN, JUILLIARD, THE
WHOLE COMPETITION CIRCUIT,
654
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,989
BUT IT WAS BASICALLY
TOO RIGID FOR ME.
655
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:05,324
I MEAN, I REALLY HATE
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
656
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,460
REMEMBER THE CRITIC
THAT SITS ON MY SHOULDER?
657
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,362
WELL,
HE JUST PASSED OUT.
658
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,464
I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
659
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,403
THIS MUST BE ANOTHER ONE
OF HER PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTS.
660
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,305
I TELL YOU, IF I HADN'T
SIGNED THAT DAMN CONTRACT,
661
00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,307
I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH
THIS CRAP FOR A MINUTE.
662
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,010
I THOUGHT THE HOLE
IN THE FLOOR WAS HARD.
663
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,878
SO THE REST IS HISTORY.
664
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,448
I'M HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE CONCENTRATING
665
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,017
ON WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
666
00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,085
SO COULD YOU JUST
SHUT UP?
667
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,222
[CRUNCH]
668
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,129
[CRUNCH]
669
00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:45,831
TAYLOR!
670
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:50,736
HA HA HA HA!
671
00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,504
HA HA HA HA!
672
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,441
[GIGGLING]
673
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:56,875
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
674
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,045
OH, I'M GLAD
YOU CAME.
675
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:00,846
HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF MONOPOLY?
676
00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,049
NED,
I'M A LITTLE BEAT.
677
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,117
NED, TURN AROUND
AND WALK OUT.
678
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,154
COME ON, TAYLOR.
679
00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:09,221
LET'S LET THE GIRL
GET TO BED.
680
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,256
NOW!
681
00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,290
BYE, NED.
682
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,092
BYE.
683
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,761
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT--
684
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,396
[SLAM]
685
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:45,424
COME ON, TAYLOR.
LET THE GIRL GET TO BED.
686
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,428
[BED CREAKS]
687
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,563
UM!
688
00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,100
HOW ABOUT THIS?
689
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,135
DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?
690
00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,704
IT'S FINE. YOU'RE
CRUSHING MY BONE.
691
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,339
SORRY.
THAT'S OK.
692
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,641
[SLAM]
AAH!
693
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,376
OH!
694
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,117
I'VE HAD BETTER TIMES
TAKING OUT SPLINTERS.
695
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:15,654
I WISH IT WAS YESTERDAY.
696
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,790
HEY, IT HAPPENS.
697
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,227
THERE WOULDN'T BE GREAT SEX
698
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,362
IF WE DIDN'T HAVE
AWFUL SEX.
699
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,431
AWFUL...
700
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,733
MECHANICAL...
701
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,701
SLIGHTLY PAINFUL...
702
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,971
UNSATISFYING SEX.
703
00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,406
I'M GOING TO
HOP IN THE SHOWER!
704
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,375
COULD YOU LET
YOURSELF OUT, PLEASE?
705
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,477
SURE.
706
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,346
[WATER RUNNING]
707
00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,365
[WOMAN GIGGLES]
708
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,669
[BRAKES SCREECH]
709
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:23,889
I LOVE MY LINGERIE.
[GIGGLES]
710
00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,091
UH, ELEANOR...
711
00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:29,428
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
NEXT TIME WE JUST TALK?
712
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,462
WHY?
713
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,698
I DON'T KNOW.
714
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,333
ROMANCE?
715
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:38,204
I GET TO KNOW YOU,
YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
716
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:41,640
I THINK WE'RE GETTING TO
KNOW EACH OTHER JUST FINE.
717
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,209
AHEM.
718
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,110
OH! WOULD YOU GIVE ME
719
00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:48,247
A SPECIAL SIGNAL
ON THE SHOW TONIGHT?
720
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:52,618
WHEN YOU RUB YOUR NOSE,
721
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:55,221
IT MEANS YOU WISH...
722
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,424
[GIGGLING]
723
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,842
THANK GOD
IT WAS JUST MY NOSE.
724
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,110
[ENGINE STARTS]
725
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,314
DINNER AT ERIN'S
WILL BE A WELCOME CHANGE.
726
00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,251
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
I'D FIND YOU HERE.
727
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,619
I'M ONLY GOING TO
SAY THIS ONCE.
728
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,087
ERIN IS A FLOWER,
729
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,789
A RARE AND BEAUTIFUL
FLOWER.
730
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,425
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE SEES
IN A GUY LIKE YOU.
731
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,794
BUT IF YOU MESS WITH HER
OR LAY A HAND ON HER,
732
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,863
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
733
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,098
SEEMS REASONABLE.
734
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,000
TERRY!
SO GLAD YOU DROPPED BY.
735
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,735
CAN YOU STAY FOR COFFEE?
736
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,838
PUT TAYLOR DOWN. HE
DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING.
737
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,908
HA HA HA HA!
738
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,443
OH, I GET IT NOW!
739
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,144
UHH!
740
00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,781
I'LL BE
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
741
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,651
DID YOU LIKE HIM?
742
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,953
ISN'T HE GREAT?
743
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,855
YEAH.
HE SEEMS VERY NICE.
744
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,857
OH, HE IS.
745
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,859
HE'S SMART
AND SOPHISTICATED
746
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:08,894
AND REALLY CONSIDERATE.
747
00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,129
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
748
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,131
HE WON'T EVEN START
THE CAR
749
00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:14,566
UNLESS WE PUT ON
OUR SEAT BELTS!
750
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,134
WHAT A GUY.
751
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,036
I'VE NEVER GONE OUT
WITH SOMEONE FOR A MONTH
752
00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:19,305
WHO DIDN'T MAKE A PASS.
753
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,673
I NEVER MADE A PASS.
754
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,609
YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
SILLY.
755
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,511
IT DOESN'T COUNT.
756
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,680
SEE YOU, TERRY!
757
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,449
[DOOR CLOSES]
758
00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,784
WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN]
PLAYS]
759
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,792
[CAT GROWLS]
760
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:47,966
* WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN
TO LIVE... *
761
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,968
POOKIE REALLY SEEMS
TO LIKE YOU.
762
00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,870
POOKIE'S
A HELL OF A CAT.
763
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,605
I KNOW.
764
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:54,940
WILL THERE BE
765
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,608
ANY OTHER EAGLES
DROPPING BY TONIGHT?
766
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,076
I HOPE NOT.
767
00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:02,781
* AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY *
768
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:05,451
* WE'VE ONLY BEGUN
769
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:14,192
* BEFORE THE RISING SUN,
WE FLY *
770
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,465
* SO MANY ROADS TO CHOOSE
771
00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:25,070
* WE START OUT WALKING
AND LEARN TO RUN *
772
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,805
* AND YES,
WE'VE JUST BEGUN... *
773
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:27,906
TAYLOR?
774
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,975
HMM?
775
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,777
WOULD YOU DO
SOMETHING FOR ME?
776
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,146
ANYTHING.
777
00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:36,682
ON YOUR SHOW,
778
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:39,685
COULD YOU GIVE ME
SOME SORT OF SIGNAL
779
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:43,188
TO LET ME KNOW THAT
I'M YOUR SPECIAL GIRL?
780
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,890
SURE. SURE.
781
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,627
HOW ABOUT
IF I RUB MY--
782
00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,798
HOW ABOUT IF I
SCRATCH MY CHIN?
783
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,833
* ...DAY TO DAY
784
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:57,669
* TOGETHER... *
785
00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:00,639
THE KID DESERVES
HER OWN SIGNAL.
786
00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:09,681
CALL ME SENTIMENTAL,
787
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,684
BUT I LIKE THE ONE
IN HER DINING ROOM BETTER.
788
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:17,489
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME.
789
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,592
I'M JUST HERE
TO PICK UP MY WATCH.
790
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,195
TAYLOR WORTH. WHAT'S
HAPPENING, HONEY?
791
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:25,831
OH, NOT MUCH.
792
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:28,133
SHE LEFT THIS, TOO.
793
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,601
THANK YOU.
794
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,540
IT'S GOOD.
795
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,708
AMBIVALENCE
I CAN WORK WITH.
796
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,444
HATE TAKES LONGER.
797
00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:40,606
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
798
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:41,840
SHH!
799
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,149
Guess who's
the head fund raiser
800
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,752
for the rehab center.
801
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,521
HMM.
802
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,457
Come here.
Come here.
803
00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,539
SEE YA.
804
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,058
HI.
805
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,760
GOD, ELEANOR, PLEASE.
NOT HERE.
806
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,427
OH, YES, HERE.
IN THE LOBBY.
807
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:38,564
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET.
808
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,998
IN THE CEREAL AISLE
AT THE A&P.
809
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,567
TELL ME
YOU'RE DYING FOR IT.
810
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,433
TELL ME I'M
DYING FOR IT.
811
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,169
TELL ME I'M THE BEST.
812
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:45,571
YOU'RE THE BEST.
813
00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:46,772
TELL ME I'M BETTER
THAN THE BEST.
814
00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,907
YOU'RE BETTER THAN
THE BEST--OHH!
815
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,919
[SNORING]
816
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,632
BRAVO!
817
00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:19,671
[WHISTLING]
818
00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:20,872
BRAVO!
819
00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:24,676
I HAVEN'T
HAD MUCH CHANCE
820
00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,244
TO GET TO KNOW
YOUR WIFE,
821
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,746
BUT SHE SEEMS
LIKE A REAL GEM.
822
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:28,747
YES.
823
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,248
I DON'T KNOW
IF I MENTIONED IT,
824
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,282
BUT I'M
A PSYCHIATRIST.
825
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,885
SOMETIMES I CAN TELL
A GREAT MARRIAGE
826
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,220
WHEN I SEE ONE.
827
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,454
IT SEEMS TO ME
828
00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:38,289
THAT YOU GUYS HAVE
A REALLY STRONG,
829
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,726
CLOSE, GOOD ONE,
AM I RIGHT?
830
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:44,863
TAYLOR! TAYLOR!
WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING TO?
831
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,064
TAYLOR?
832
00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,934
TAYLOR WORTH?
833
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,236
THE WEATHERMAN?
834
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,438
THAT'S RIGHT.
835
00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,641
I LOVE YOUR REPORTS!
836
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,242
YOU GIVE THE MOST
THOROUGHLY DETAILED
837
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,209
WEATHER REPORTS!
838
00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,745
I KNOW.
839
00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:01,913
WEATHER'S
A HOBBY OF MINE.
840
00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:04,249
OH.
841
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,550
HOW ABOUT THAT STORM
LAST MARCH? AIYEE!
842
00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,452
WAS THAT A SHOCK
OR WHAT?
843
00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,419
YOUR FLY IS OPEN.
844
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:09,888
QUITE A SHOCK.
845
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,257
AND THAT FLASH FLOOD
IN NEBRASKA LAST MAY?
846
00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:13,524
WHOOSH!
847
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,260
HOW CAN SHE STAND HIM?
848
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,461
YOUR FLY IS OPEN.
849
00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:18,063
OH, HONEY!
HONEY, LOOK.
850
00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,199
TAYLOR WORTH.
851
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,233
OH.
852
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,435
HOW DO YOU DO?
853
00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,672
YOUR FLY IS OPEN!
854
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,674
WELL, IT DOESN'T
MAKE ME DEAF!
855
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,242
UH, EXCUSE ME.
GOT TO RUN.
856
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,679
11:00 NEWS.
857
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,682
YOU PLAYED BEAUTIFULLY.
THANK YOU.
858
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,022
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
859
00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,092
I KNOW YOU JUST PLAYED
FOR 2 HOURS,
BUT MAY I COME IN?
860
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:54,866
JUST SO YOU KNOW
WHY I'M MAD,
861
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,302
I HATE IT WHEN MY FRIENDS
RUN OUT OF MY CONCERTS
862
00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,504
WITHOUT TELLING ME
HOW WONDERFUL I AM,
863
00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:00,839
AND I REALLY HATE IT
864
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,908
WHEN GUYS COME BY HERE
UNANNOUNCED
865
00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:05,711
THINKING IT MEANS
THAT I HAVE TO LET THEM IN.
866
00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:08,714
HOW MANY YOU LET
IN THERE SO FAR?
867
00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:14,585
IMAGINE WHAT SHE'S
GOING TO DO TO ME
868
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,723
WHEN I CALL OFF
OUR WEDDING.
869
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,859
LOOK, YOU GOT TO ADMIT
870
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,194
YOU SENT ME SOME
PRETTY MIXED SIGNALS.
871
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:24,095
I MEAN,
"HERE'S YOUR WATCH
872
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:25,596
ECAUSE I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
873
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,032
"BUT HERE'S A TICKET
BECAUSE
874
00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:28,967
I WANT YOU TO SEE
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING."
875
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,937
WELL, I SAW, OK?
AND YOU'RE MAGNIFICENT.
876
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,273
I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR YOU AGAIN.
877
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,278
[RUSTLING]
878
00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,754
CALL ME.
879
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,969
[CHAIN UNLATCHES]
880
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,985
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
881
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,989
[RING]
882
00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,992
[RING]
883
00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,094
HELLO?
884
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:30,328
VERONICA BRISKOW?
885
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,429
YES.
886
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:35,133
HI. IT'S TAYLOR WORTH.
887
00:45:45,811 --> 00:45:48,646
I KNOW THIS SEEMS SILLY,
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.
888
00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:49,514
IT'S SUCH A PRETTY MOVIE.
889
00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:51,817
ENJOY THE SHOW!
890
00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,251
I HAVEN'T SEEN IT
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
891
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,821
REALLY?
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.
892
00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,856
YOU HAVEN'T?
NO. 2 PLEASE.
893
00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:00,826
WAIT TILL YOU SEE DOPEY.
HE'S THE MOST ADORABLE THING.
894
00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,260
HEY, THAT'S WHY
I'M HERE. THANKS.
895
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,461
ACTUALLY,
I HAD A DIFFERENT
896
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:04,830
SORT
OF DAY PLANNED,
897
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:05,931
ONE THAT ENDS
IN A PROPOSAL.
898
00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:06,832
HELLO.
899
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:07,866
MAYBE IF I TOSS IN
900
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,300
A HONEYMOON
AT DISNEYLAND.
901
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:18,176
[FINALE MUSIC PLAYING]
902
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,090
COME ON!
903
00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:40,598
IT'S SO VERY BEAUTIFUL.
904
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,267
THEY'RE SO MUCH IN LOVE.
905
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,335
[CRYING]
906
00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,474
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
907
00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:52,077
FILMING OUR OWN
HAPPY ENDING.
908
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:53,278
CAN YOU MOVE
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT?
909
00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:55,680
WHOA! WHOA.
RIGHT THERE.
910
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,883
THAT'S PERFECT.
911
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,989
ERIN.
912
00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,356
TAYLOR.
913
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,425
ERIN, I THINK YOU
ALREADY KNOW
914
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:08,493
WHAT I'M GOING TO
ASK YOU.
915
00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:10,161
AND THIS MAY SEEM
INAPPROPRIATE
916
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:14,032
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T
KNOWN YOU VERY LONG,
917
00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:15,266
BUT, ERIN...
918
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:16,667
TAYLOR.
919
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,904
DEAR ERIN...
920
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,505
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
921
00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:21,907
OH.
922
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,242
OHH!
923
00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,680
I TAKE IT
THAT'S A YES?
924
00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:31,449
[SHRIEKING]
925
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,918
CAN I HEAR
THE WORD, PLEASE?
926
00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,220
CAN I HEAR THAT
PRECIOUS WORD?
927
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,687
OH, YES.
928
00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,289
OH, YES, TAYLOR.
929
00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:41,292
I WILL MARRY YOU.
930
00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:45,096
TAKE ME, TAYLOR.
931
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:49,467
OH, WILD HORSES
COULDN'T STOP ME.
932
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,937
MMM. MMM.
933
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,642
MMM. MMM. MMM!
934
00:47:57,943 --> 00:47:59,344
OW! WHAT?
935
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,049
OH. SORRY.
936
00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:07,953
NED. NED.
937
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:11,056
NOT ONLY AM I 1/3 OF THE WAY
TO TEACHING YOU A LESSON,
938
00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:14,159
BUT TONIGHT, I WILL BE
LYING WITH THE GODS.
939
00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:26,571
ERIN,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
940
00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:30,008
THERE IS NO ONE
I WOULD RATHER BE WITH
941
00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:33,078
AND NOTHING I WOULD
RATHER BE DOING.
942
00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,413
MMM! MMM!
943
00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:36,982
OH!
944
00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:38,083
I'M SO GLAD
I WAITED.
945
00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:38,984
OH, YEAH.
946
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:42,520
I'M GLAD
WE WAITED, TOO.
947
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,056
NO. I'M SO GLAD
I WAITED.
948
00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:48,159
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M GLAD THAT WE WAITED, TOO.
949
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,394
MMM! MMM! MMM!
950
00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:50,996
NO, TAYLOR.
951
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,164
I'M SO GLAD
I WAITED.
952
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,200
WHAT?
953
00:48:56,534 --> 00:49:00,005
ERIN, I KNOW THIS IS
OUR FIRST TIME, DARLING,
954
00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:02,007
BUT YOU'RE NOT SAYING,
ARE YOU...
955
00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:05,010
THAT THIS IS
YOUR FIRST TIME?
956
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:05,443
YES.
957
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,477
OHH.
958
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:09,447
MMM.
959
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,549
TAYLOR,
DON'T BE UPSET.
960
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,452
I KNOW IT'S NOT
YOUR FIRST TIME.
961
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,321
IT'S DIFFERENT
FOR MEN.
962
00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:18,389
OH, ERIN, ERIN, ERIN.
YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL.
963
00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:20,025
YOU ARE. YOU ARE.
964
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,527
AND--AND--AND YOU'VE WAITED
SUCH A LONG TIME.
965
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,462
I WANT THIS
TO BE RIGHT FOR YOU.
966
00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,632
LET'S WAIT. OK?
967
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:31,402
LET'S WAIT TILL
AFTER THE WEDDING.
968
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,638
ARE YOU SURE?
969
00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:35,506
RIGHT NOW,
MORE THAN ANYTHING,
970
00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,308
I WANT YOU
INSIDE ME,
971
00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:40,445
TO FINALLY KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
972
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,482
OH, GOD.
973
00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:46,417
I'M SURE.
974
00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,391
YOU ARE SO GOOD
AT LOOKING AT
THE BIG PICTURE.
975
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:56,761
OH, YEAH. I'M LOOKING
AT THE BIG PICTURE.
976
00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:59,064
MMM!
977
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:01,832
WHAT?
978
00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:03,801
I'M NOT A MONSTER.
979
00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:05,070
[SHRIEKING]
980
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,105
CAN I HEAR
THE WORD, PLEASE?
981
00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:09,507
CAN I HEAR THAT
PRECIOUS WORD?
982
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,509
OH! OH!
OH, YES, TAYLOR.
983
00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:17,548
I WILL MARRY YOU.
984
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,422
TAKE ME, TAYLOR.
985
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,556
OH, YEAH.
986
00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,425
WILD HORSES
COULDN'T STOP ME.
987
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,560
MMM. MMM.
988
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,432
MMM! MMM! MMM!
989
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,134
OW! WHAT?
990
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,570
OH, SORRY.
991
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,707
NED, NED.
992
00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,008
NOT ONLY AM I
1/3 OF THE WAY
993
00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:46,544
TO TEACHING YOU
A LESSON
994
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:47,845
AND WINNING
THIS BET,
995
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,147
BUT TONIGHT,
996
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,183
I WILL BE LYING
WITH THE GODS.
997
00:50:57,522 --> 00:51:00,491
[TV STATIC]
998
00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:01,326
I'LL BUY.
IT'S MY IDEA.
999
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,394
FORGET IT.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
1000
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,696
TAKE YOU OUT FOR
A MONTH. 2, PLEASE.
1001
00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:07,265
THANKS.
1002
00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,202
GUESS IT'S THE HOT
TICKET IN TOWN.
1003
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,913
HEY!
1004
00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,315
SHH! QUIET!
1005
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,185
SHH! SHH!
1006
00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,220
MMM!
1007
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,689
THIS IS BETTER THAN
PRIMAL THERAPY.
1008
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,158
IT'S MORE CATHARTIC.
1009
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,226
CARE FOR A DRINK?
1010
00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:39,029
WE HAVE MAI TAI
OR TEQUILA SUNRISE.
1011
00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,498
* LA DA DA DA *
1012
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:41,532
WHOA, WHOA, HO!
1013
00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,501
NO, NO. WHAT DID YOU
REALLY THINK OF THE MOVIE?
1014
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,470
I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.
I'D LOVE TO LIE THERE
1015
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,572
TILL THE RIGHT WOMAN
CAME ALONG.
1016
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,640
YOU DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU?
1017
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:50,641
SHE LEAVES
EVERYTHING BEHIND--
1018
00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:53,211
HER HOME, HER LITTLE FRIENDS,
AND FOR WHAT?
1019
00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:54,245
FOR SOME HANDSOME PRINCE!
1020
00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:56,547
THE WHOLE ENDING
IMPLIES
1021
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,184
THAT A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN
TO BRING HER TO LIFE!
1022
00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,552
VERONICA,
IT IS NOT REAL LIFE!
1023
00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:02,787
IT'S A FAIRY TALE!
1024
00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:04,422
COME ON!
1025
00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,724
I MEAN, DID YOU EVER
READ THE FROG PRINCE?
1026
00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,193
IN THAT ONE,
HE STAYED A FROG
1027
00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:09,227
UNTIL SHE KISSED HIM
1028
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:11,496
AND BROUGHT HIM
BACK TO LIFE.
1029
00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,698
YEAH, WELL, I'VE KISSED
A LOT OF FROGS,
1030
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:14,565
AND I HAVEN'T
MET A PRINCE YET.
1031
00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:17,268
U'VE BEEN KISSING
THE WRONG FROGS.
1032
00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,207
IT'S HARD TO FIND
THE RIGHT PERSON.
1033
00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:24,242
IT'S A SEARCH,
A PROCESS.
1034
00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,844
I DON'T THINK IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.
1035
00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:28,713
WELL, MAYBE
I MISJUDGED YOU, TAYLOR.
1036
00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,047
UP UNTIL NOW,
1037
00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,816
I THOUGHT OF YOU AS JUST
A PLEASANT DIVERSION,
1038
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,751
BUT MAYBE THERE'S
A WELL OF COMPASSION
1039
00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,653
AND SENSITIVITY IN YOU.
1040
00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:36,754
REALLY?
1041
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:39,056
NOT A DEEP WELL.
1042
00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:40,925
MORE LIKE A BUCKET
OR A TOY PAIL.
1043
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:43,628
YOU CAN STOP BEFORE
YOU GET TO DIXIE CUP.
1044
00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:48,366
YOU KNOW, SOME SAY YOU
HAVE TO KISS A FROG TWICE.
1045
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:57,742
OH, WHY DID YOU EVER
COME INTO MY LIFE?
1046
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,076
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
1047
00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:01,111
TO HOLD YOU
IN MY ARMS FOREVER.
1048
00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,813
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO
LOOK MY FATHER IN THE FACE.
1049
00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,249
LOOK, LET'S GET AWAY--
1050
00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,783
LET'S GET MARRIED
IMMEDIATELY,
RIGHT AWAY, TONIGHT.
1051
00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:06,984
YOU MEAN ELOPE?
1052
00:53:07,252 --> 00:53:08,253
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
1053
00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:10,255
BUT WHERE WOULD WE GO?
1054
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:18,596
[HUMMING]
1055
00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:31,576
GUESS WHAT?
1056
00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,143
THIS VERONICA?
1057
00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:35,280
SHE'S REAL EASY
TO BE WITH,
1058
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,315
ONCE SHE STOPS
BUSTING YOUR BALLS.
1059
00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:40,651
* DA DA DA DA
1060
00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:44,755
AFTER SHE AGREES
TO MARRY ME,
1061
00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,591
I'M GOING TO
KEEP DATING HER.
1062
00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:50,295
...CAN'T TALK
TO ONE ANOTHER.
1063
00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,896
AND WHENEVER
A YOUNG MAN--
1064
00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,731
AND THERE HAVE BEEN
VERY NICE ONES--
1065
00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,300
HEY! HEY!
1066
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,735
I THOUGHT
WE MADE A DEAL.
1067
00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:58,736
WHOEVER
MAKES BREAKFAST
1068
00:53:58,836 --> 00:53:59,770
GETS TO PICK
THE STATION.
1069
00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:00,938
IT'S HALFTIME,
1070
00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:03,341
AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT DEAL WE STRUCK.
1071
00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:05,543
I'M NOT WATCHING
THE EAGLETTES
1072
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,345
DO THEIR BORN
IN THE U.S.A. ROUTINE.
1073
00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:09,480
OH, COME ON. THAT'S
THEIR BEST ONE.
1074
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,681
MMM! MMM! MMM!
1075
00:54:10,781 --> 00:54:12,950
AHH.
1076
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,785
Announcer: I, MYSELF,
HAVE PLAYED HERE.
1077
00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,323
AH. I ADMIRE
THOSE WOMEN.
1078
00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:20,758
THAT'S BECAUSE THEIR JOB
IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOURS.
1079
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,927
WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
1080
00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,929
LOOKS LIKE
THE EAGLES CHEERLEADERS
1081
00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,365
ARE UNROLLING A BANNER
OR SOMETHING.
1082
00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:31,336
"CONGRATULATIONS
ERIN AND TAY-- "
1083
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:33,771
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1084
00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:36,240
MMM!
1085
00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,775
[BEEP]
HELLO, MISS BRISKOW?
1086
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:38,643
THIS IS ELEANOR LARIMORE
1087
00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:41,346
CONFIRMING THE LUNCHEON
TOMORROW.
1088
00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,747
PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL.
THANK YOU.
1089
00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:45,450
OH, NO.
1090
00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:47,352
OH, YES.
1091
00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:53,358
MMM.
1092
00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:59,364
MMM. MMM. MMM.
1093
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,707
BYE, LOVE BUCKETS.
1094
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,109
PIECE OF CAKE.
1095
00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,744
VERONICA.
1096
00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:14,912
HMM?
1097
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,947
HOW ABOUT IF TONIGHT
I GIVE YOU
1098
00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:20,385
A SPECIAL SIGNAL
ON THE SHOW,
1099
00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:23,854
YOU KNOW, ONE THAT SAYS
I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU?
1100
00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,390
OH, THAT'S SWEET,
1101
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:28,393
BUT I WATCH CHANNEL 8.
1102
00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,732
THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
1103
00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:37,702
HERE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA,
1104
00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:39,470
WE HAVE HIGH WINDS
COMING DOWN FROM NEW YORK,
1105
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,406
BUT WE'LL HAVE
CLEAR AIR QUALITY TOMORROW
1106
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,973
IN ALL THE DELAWARE VALLEY.
1107
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,409
THAT'S ALL FOR THE WEATHER.
1108
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,745
NOW BACK TO
MY FAVORITE NEWSCASTER,
1109
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,279
CORY CHU,
1110
00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:51,449
RIGHT AFTER THIS
COMMERCIAL BREAK.
1111
00:55:51,549 --> 00:55:55,753
AND IN LOCAL NEWS,
PHILADELPHIA CITY COUNCIL...
1112
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,763
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1113
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,566
[RING]
1114
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,067
HELLO?
1115
00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,970
HEY, BUDDY.
DID YOU SEE THE GAME?
1116
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:14,972
NED, I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TALK NOW.
1117
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,774
THINGS ARE GETTING
A LITTLE CLOSE.
1118
00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,844
I AM 15 MINUTES LATE
FOR A DATE WITH SOMEBODY,
1119
00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:20,845
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO.
1120
00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:23,448
W THAT BANNER ON TV.
WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE DID.
1121
00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,983
HEY, YOU KNOW,
VERONICA AND ELEANOR
1122
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,818
ARE HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER.
1123
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:31,255
I THINK THIS WHOLE THING
IS GONNA BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.
1124
00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:32,222
NED, ONE MORE THING.
1125
00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:33,791
YEAH, WHAT?
1126
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,062
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
1127
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,230
I'VE GOT TO BREAK UP
WITH ERIN.
1128
00:56:40,465 --> 00:56:43,468
[PIANO PLAYING]
1129
00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:45,870
HAVE YOU PICKED
THE USHERS YET?
1130
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,237
USHERS?
1131
00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:48,506
NO. I HAVEN'T.
1132
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:52,477
UH, SEE, ERIN.
WE HAVE TO TALK.
1133
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:54,344
AT TEDDY'S TUX, IF YOU
HAVE 6 OR MORE USHERS,
1134
00:56:54,479 --> 00:56:56,246
THE GROOM GETS
HIS TUX FOR FREE.
1135
00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,082
I HAVE A TUX.
1136
00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,116
SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
1137
00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:01,085
ERIN, YOU'RE
A WONDERFUL GIRL,
1138
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,489
AND I CARE ABOUT YOU
VERY MUCH.
1139
00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,491
FROM A SELFISH
POINT OF VIEW,
1140
00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,492
I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING
1141
00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,226
I WOULD RATHER HAVE
THAN YOU BEING MY WIFE
1142
00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:11,929
FOR
THE NEXT 50 OR 60--
1143
00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:12,897
WHAT ARE THESE?
1144
00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,899
SWATCHES.
1145
00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:16,501
SWATCHES? FOR WHAT?
1146
00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,503
FOR MY DRESS
AND THE BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES.
1147
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,305
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
A SELFISH POINT OF VIEW?
1148
00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:23,608
I CAN'T MARRY YOU.
1149
00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,510
WHAT?
1150
00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:27,077
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING--
1151
00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,346
I GUESS THAT
WE'D GET MARRIED
1152
00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:30,848
AND THAT
WE'D BE TOGETHER
1153
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:32,850
AND WE'D DECIDE TO
TRY TO HAVE A FAMILY.
1154
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,520
AND THEN WE'D TRY
FOR A YEAR OR 2...
1155
00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,522
AND THEN
WE'D BOTH BE TESTED
1156
00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,524
AND YOU WOULD
REALIZE THAT I'M--
1157
00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:40,891
YOU'RE SAYING
YOU'RE STERILE.
1158
00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,527
YES.
1159
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,530
OH, I KNEW
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
1160
00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,297
ERIN, YOU DESERVE
BETTER THAN ME.
1161
00:57:47,532 --> 00:57:48,899
WAIT A MINUTE.
1162
00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,435
YOU'RE SAYING THAT WE'LL
NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
1163
00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:53,538
ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL
AND IF WE WANT A BABY,
1164
00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:56,406
ALL I'LL HAVE TO DO IS BE
ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED.
1165
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,576
I AM SORRY THEY WON'T
BE YOURS, THOUGH.
1166
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:01,679
IT'S NOT JUST
THAT I'M STERILE.
1167
00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:06,283
SEE, I CAN'T HAVE...
1168
00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:08,553
AN ORGASM.
1169
00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:09,920
YOU MEAN YOU CAN JUST
STAY HARD FOREVER?
1170
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,322
NO, GODDAMN IT!
1171
00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:14,825
I MEAN I'M IMPOTENT!
1172
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,728
[MUSIC STOPS
AND PEOPLE STOP TALKING]
1173
00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,464
OH.
1174
00:58:20,565 --> 00:58:22,466
I UNDERSTAND. YOU
SHOULDN'T BE DOOMED
1175
00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,101
TO A LIFE
WITHOUT SEX.
1176
00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:25,603
NOW, DON'T RUSH ME.
1177
00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,205
IT'S JUST A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT.
1178
00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:29,874
COULD YOU GIVE ME
A COUPLE OF DAYS?
1179
00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,408
OH, OF COURSE.
1180
00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:32,610
NOW, IN THE MEANTIME,
1181
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:34,111
WHICH OF THESE
DO YOU LIKE BEST
1182
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,647
FOR MY MAID OF HONOR?
1183
00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:42,086
2, PLEASE.
1184
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,721
THANKS.
1185
00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,692
I HAD TO BRING HER.
1186
00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,959
HEY.
1187
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:10,014
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
OUR DISCOUNT PASSBOOKS?
1188
00:59:16,621 --> 00:59:19,690
[MOVIE MUSIC BEGINS]
1189
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,968
COME HERE!
1190
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:33,938
YOU WANT IT, HUH?
1191
00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:36,006
[GIGGLES]
1192
00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:38,976
COME ON.
1193
00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:42,747
YOU BE MY LITTLE GIRL?
1194
00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:44,514
OH! YES.
1195
00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:48,452
OOH! I'LL BE
YOUR LITTLE GIRL.
1196
00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:50,054
WILL YOU BE MY MOMMY?
1197
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,189
OH, YES!
1198
00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:56,927
OH, OH,
I'LL BE YOUR MOMMY.
1199
00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,195
AHHH!
1200
00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:00,064
WILL YOU BE
MY BRIDE?
1201
01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:02,266
OH! YES!
1202
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:04,268
NO, NO.
1203
01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,771
YES! YES,
I'LL BE YOUR BRIDE!
1204
01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:07,972
YES!
1205
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,439
HI, HONEY.
1206
01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:44,141
HI, SWEETIE.
1207
01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:58,856
OH...OH,
YOU KNOW YOUR PICASSO?
1208
01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:00,691
MM-HMM.
1209
01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:04,594
IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
PRICELESS SORT OF THINGS,
1210
01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:09,199
OR MERELY WORTH MORE
THAN ANY MAN COULD EARN
1211
01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:11,902
IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE?
1212
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:26,183
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1213
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:31,822
* GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE
1214
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:36,761
* ALL OF MY HEART
AND MY SOUL *
1215
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,832
* FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
1216
01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,904
* AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS
1217
01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,240
YOU EVER HEARD OF
THE SOONERS?
1218
01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,909
FOOTBALL TEAM?
1219
01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:52,910
PROPER NOUN.
1220
01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:55,880
YEAH, BUT IT'S ALSO A WORD
THAT CAN MEAN, UH...
1221
01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,281
PIONEERS.
1222
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:59,216
FINE. PUT IT DOWN.
1223
01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:00,217
GREAT.
1224
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:04,054
S-O-O-
1225
01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:08,258
N-E-R.
1226
01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,795
THAT'S YOUR WORD?
1227
01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:13,130
SINGULAR SOONER?
1228
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,899
YEAH.
1229
01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,167
[GIGGLES]
1230
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,069
WHAT?
1231
01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:22,339
THERE WAS ONLY ONE SOONER
IN THE COVERED WAGON.
1232
01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,341
GREAT WORD, TAYLOR.
1233
01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,243
I JUST WISH
YOU COULD HAVE
1234
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,978
THOUGHT OF IT SOONER.
1235
01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:32,983
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1236
01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:37,822
* GONNA GIVE YOU MY LOVE
1237
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:43,894
* ALL OF MY HEART
AND MY SOUL *
1238
01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,998
* FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
1239
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,469
YOU MOVED IT.
1240
01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:55,305
YEAH. NOW WE CAN SEE
THE SUN COME UP
BEHIND THE TREES.
1241
01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,310
YOU MOVED MY BED
WITHOUT ASKING.
1242
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,912
I DIDN'T BOLT IT
DOWN.
1243
01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:04,514
NO? WHY DO WOMEN
ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT?
1244
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,918
USUALLY IT'S JUST
A FERN OR SOMETHING.
1245
01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,854
WELL, I'M NOT TRYING
TO INSINUATE MYSELF
1246
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,588
INTO YOUR PERFECTLY
CONSTRUCTED LIFE.
1247
01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:12,857
NO? THEN WHAT WAS THAT?
1248
01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:14,925
I JUST HAPPEN TO LOVE
WAKING UP IN YOUR ARMS.
1249
01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:16,861
I HAPPEN TO THINK
IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL
1250
01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,863
WATCHING THE DAMN SUN
RISE AT THE SAME TIME!
1251
01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:19,997
OW!
1252
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:24,869
AFRAID OF
A LITTLE CHANGE--
1253
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,237
YOU ARE THE MOST STUBBORN
PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!
1254
01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,338
I...LIKE IT...
1255
01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:32,576
HERE! I SHOULD HAVE
SAID SO...
1256
01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:34,344
SOONER.
1257
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,380
* HEY
1258
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,984
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1259
01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:44,221
* GONNA MAKE THEM
COME TO ME *
1260
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,958
HE'S IMPOTENT.
1261
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:49,226
OH.
1262
01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:51,896
I'M SO SORRY.
1263
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,899
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
1264
01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,769
I CAN'T MAKE UP
YOUR MIND FOR YA.
1265
01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:02,072
I WAS HOPING YOU COULD.
1266
01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:08,812
HOW?
1267
01:04:08,913 --> 01:04:12,249
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING.
1268
01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:23,027
WAIT A MINUTE. DO I ONLY GET
ONE SHOT AT THIS?
1269
01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:24,294
DEPENDS.
1270
01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:26,396
YEAH!
1271
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,268
[PANTING]
1272
01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:39,309
MARATHON!
1273
01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,945
THAT'S VERY GOOD.
1274
01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:43,680
[IN HIGH VOICE]
AND THE MOUSE
OLYMPICS CONTINUE.
1275
01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:46,450
[HUMMING]
1276
01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:51,355
FIGURE SKATING!
1277
01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:52,656
THAT'S CLOSE.
1278
01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:54,391
[HUMMING]
1279
01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:57,061
PAIR FIGURE SKATING.
1280
01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,229
VERY GOOD!
AND THAT'S ALL.
1281
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,064
OH, NO, NO.
1282
01:05:00,164 --> 01:05:02,099
DO ONE MORE, PLEASE.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
1283
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:05,702
OK. OK. BUT THIS
IS NOT A SPORT.
1284
01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:08,638
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY
1285
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,674
DIFFERENT EVENT
ALTOGETHER.
1286
01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:13,077
AAA AAAA!
1287
01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:16,046
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
1288
01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:17,247
AAH!
1289
01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:20,484
DO IT! YES!
1290
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:24,054
[MAKING SQUEAKY
NONSENSE WORDS]
1291
01:05:25,389 --> 01:05:28,725
HA HA HA!
1292
01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:30,827
OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
1293
01:05:30,995 --> 01:05:33,297
HA HA HA!
WHAT IS IT?
1294
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,365
OH, THANK YOU.
1295
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,234
I HAVEN'T A CLUE.
1296
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,104
MISS MOUSE AMERICA.
1297
01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:43,407
HA HA HA!
GET OUT OF HERE.
1298
01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:09,099
I FEEL GREAT.
1299
01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:15,372
AFTER TODAY, I WILL
BE THROUGH WITH THIS BET.
1300
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:18,442
I'LL HAVE THE CABIN,
I'LL HAVE THE PICASSO,
1301
01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:20,477
BUT BEST OF ALL,
1302
01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:23,213
I WILL HAVE THE GIRL.
1303
01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:28,118
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
WRITE NED A THANK-YOU NOTE.
1304
01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:33,223
I'M NOT GOING TO CALL OFF
THE ENGAGEMENT WITH VERONICA.
1305
01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,527
I'M NOT GOING TO
RUSH IT EITHER.
1306
01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:41,431
A COUPLE YEARS
DOWN THE LINE
1307
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:45,469
WHEN A LITTLE TAYLOR
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA,
1308
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,537
WE'LL TIE THE KNOT.
1309
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,552
I REALLY LOVE THIS GIRL.
1310
01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:08,492
HA HA HA!
STOP THAT.
1311
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,467
AH.
1312
01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:19,236
LET'S SIT HERE.
1313
01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:23,473
YEAH.
1314
01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:25,209
AH.
1315
01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:40,124
WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING
1316
01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:41,125
IT'S TIME
FOR A SERIOUS TALK?
1317
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:44,194
YOU KNOW ME
PRETTY WELL.
1318
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,198
SEE, IT'S JUST
THAT, UM...
1319
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,502
AAH.
1320
01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:53,703
TAYLOR,
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
1321
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:55,439
NO, I'M NOT.
1322
01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:57,274
YES, YOU ARE.
1323
01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:07,184
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE
PERSON.
1324
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:10,587
OH, BOY.
1325
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,755
OH, GOD.
1326
01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,590
OH.
1327
01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,160
YOU KNOW, ALL MY LIFE
1328
01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,461
I WAS CONVINCED
1329
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:19,463
I WAS RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY OWN HAPPINESS.
1330
01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:22,532
I COULD NEVER DEPEND
ON ANYONE ELSE
TO GIVE IT TO ME.
1331
01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:24,534
BUT I WAS WRONG.
1332
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,503
YOU'VE GIVEN IT TO ME.
1333
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,242
COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
1334
01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:39,649
VERONICA,
MARRY ME.
1335
01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:41,585
MARRY YOU?
HA HA HA!
1336
01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:43,253
I CAN'T MARRY YOU.
1337
01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:45,389
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO
MOVE IN TOGETHER.
1338
01:08:45,489 --> 01:08:47,191
I DO! AND HAVE KIDS
AND GROW OLD.
1339
01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,193
YEAH, WELL, I'D WANT TO
TRY IT OUT FIRST.
1340
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:52,296
LIVE TOGETHER
FOR A FEW MONTHS,
SEE HOW WE GET ALONG.
1341
01:08:52,396 --> 01:08:57,100
HOW WE GET ALONG?
HOW WE GET ALONG?
1342
01:08:57,201 --> 01:08:58,535
YOU DO THE MOUSE
OLYMPICS WITH EVERYONE?
1343
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,771
I THINK THERE'S MORE
TO MARRIAGE
THAN MOUSE OLYMPICS.
1344
01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,072
YEAH, SO DO I.
1345
01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:04,641
THERE'S A LOT MORE.
1346
01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,543
THERE'S CARING.
1347
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:10,647
VERONICA, I CARE
ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH.
1348
01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:12,549
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
AT MYSELF.
1349
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:16,820
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU HAVE?
1350
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,456
YOU HAVE MY HEART.
1351
01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:21,658
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
1352
01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:24,528
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LET GO.
1353
01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:26,062
I WANT TO HAVE TERRIBLE
FIGHTS WITH YOU
1354
01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:29,233
AND KNOW THAT YOU'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1355
01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:35,505
KNOW THAT I'M NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
1356
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:37,040
I WANT TO PICK
THINGS OUT WITH YOU
1357
01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:38,508
AND BUY THEM!
1358
01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:39,909
I WANT A...
1359
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,745
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I WANT A...
1360
01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,580
AAH!
I WANT A COMMITMENT!
1361
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,349
AAH!
1362
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:50,254
MAKE ONE WITH ME.
1363
01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:56,493
OH, MY GOD.
I'VE BEEN SWEPT OFF MY FEET.
1364
01:09:57,627 --> 01:09:59,496
IS THAT A YES?
1365
01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:00,497
YES.
1366
01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:02,266
YES!
1367
01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,639
I WANT TO
MARRY YOU NOW...
1368
01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,207
TODAY.
1369
01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:15,245
WELL, HOW ABOUT
SOMETIME THIS MONTH?
1370
01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,534
I GOT TO TELL HER
ABOUT THE BET.
1371
01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,504
PRETTY IRONIC, HUH?
1372
01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,639
SAME THING
THAT GOT ME INTO THIS
1373
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:45,575
COULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY.
1374
01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:50,246
POETIC JUSTICE
DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD.
1375
01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:59,255
THAT WAS NICE.
1376
01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:02,992
WE'RE HERE.
1377
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,129
VERONICA, I'VE DONE
SOME THINGS IN MY PAST
1378
01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:07,931
I'M NOT PROUD OF.
1379
01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,933
I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR ABOUT THEM.
1380
01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,134
YEAH, BUT, SEE,
THERE'S THIS ONE THING
1381
01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,937
IN MY VERY RECENT PAST,
1382
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,705
SOMETHING
I REALIZE IN RETROSPECT
1383
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:16,740
WASN'T VERY NICE.
1384
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:21,645
SOMETHING THAT INVOLVED
A FEW INNOCENT PEOPLE.
1385
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:25,081
SOMETHING THAT NOW
THAT MY...UM...
1386
01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,850
SINGLE DAYS
ARE BEHIND ME,
1387
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,586
I REALIZE
WAS NOT VERY NICE.
1388
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,054
ARE YOU PLANNING ON
DOING IT AGAIN?
1389
01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,121
NO.
1390
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,457
ARE YOU A CRIMINAL?
1391
01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:34,358
GOD, NO!
1392
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:35,859
THEN DON'T TELL ME.
1393
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:37,727
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
1394
01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:40,263
HOWEVER...
1395
01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:43,199
YOU BETTER
MARRY ME SOON,
1396
01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:44,368
LIKE BEFORE
I SEE YOUR FACE
1397
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,102
ON THE POST OFFICE WALL.
1398
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,871
HOW ABOUT SATURDAY?
1399
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,843
I HAVE TO BE AT CLAIRE'S
IN 3 HOURS.
1400
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,412
I'M MEETING
THAT ELEANOR LADY.
1401
01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:59,383
I THINK I CAN SQUEEZE IN
A BLOOD TEST.
1402
01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,687
DO ME A FAVOR.
WHAT?
1403
01:12:03,787 --> 01:12:06,155
LET'S WAIT. TELL NED
AND CLAIRE TOGETHER.
1404
01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,424
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1405
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,593
THEY'D PROBABLY NEVER
BELIEVE JUST ONE OF US.
1406
01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,433
[DOG BARKING]
1407
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,470
GOOD WEEKEND, HUH?
1408
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,239
MMM...
1409
01:12:23,407 --> 01:12:25,742
ARE WE TALKING
GIRL IN LOVE HERE?
1410
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:26,943
YES, BUT I'M NOT
1411
01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:27,877
SUPPOSED TO SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
1412
01:12:27,977 --> 01:12:30,079
I PROMISED HIM
I WOULDN'T.
1413
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,815
ARE YOU MOVING IN
WITH HIM?
1414
01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:34,418
I CAN'T TELL YOU.
1415
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,292
ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?
1416
01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:45,161
I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO TELL YOU.
1417
01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,764
OH, MY GOD!
1418
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:52,469
[MUFFLED SCREAM]
1419
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:56,806
IS HE A GREAT LAY?
1420
01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,877
OH...
1421
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,812
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
HE IS.
1422
01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,948
WELL, SOLD. GOOD.
1423
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,918
I HAD A CHANCE TO MARRY
A GREAT LAY ONCE,
1424
01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,456
BUT I DIDN'T.
1425
01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,090
I MARRIED HOWARD SR.,
1426
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:15,725
THE RICHEST, SWEETEST,
1427
01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:18,227
MOST APPROPRIATE PERSON
I COULD FIND.
1428
01:13:18,462 --> 01:13:20,730
AND FOR 12 YEARS...
1429
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:25,702
I MANAGED TO GO THROUGH LIFE
AS IF THE REST...
1430
01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:27,704
DIDN'T MATTER TO ME.
1431
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:34,478
AND THEN I MET THIS MAN.
1432
01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:37,080
HOW HE EVER FOUND ME,
I HAVE NO IDEA,
1433
01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,783
BUT HE KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT I NEEDED,
1434
01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:43,019
AND HE GAVE IT TO ME.
1435
01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:45,522
AND HE STILL
GIVES IT TO ME
1436
01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,090
AND GIVES IT TO ME
AND GIVES IT TO ME.
1437
01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:50,494
I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE.
1438
01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:53,563
WHO KNEW?
1439
01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:55,599
HA HA HA!
1440
01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:58,702
ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
WHAT'S YOUR FELLOW LIKE?
1441
01:13:58,802 --> 01:13:59,969
OH...WELL.
1442
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,605
[KIDS ARGUING]
1443
01:14:01,705 --> 01:14:02,972
EXCUSE ME.
1444
01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:04,741
GIVE ME IT!
1445
01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:05,609
IT'S MY TAPE!
1446
01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:06,576
IT'S MINE!
1447
01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:09,513
WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?
1448
01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:11,047
SHE PUT A TAPE ON,
AND YOU SAID
1449
01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:12,115
WE SHOULD NEVER
DO THAT.
1450
01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:14,718
I WANT TO SEE
MARY POPPINS.
1451
01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:15,919
YOU DO?
1452
01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:17,353
THAT'S NOT
MARY POPPINS,
1453
01:14:17,521 --> 01:14:19,422
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO GET A TIME-OUT.
1454
01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,791
YOU'RE GOING TO GET
A TIME-OUT, TOO.
1455
01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:22,826
ARE NOT.
1456
01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:23,827
ARE, TOO.
ARE NOT.
1457
01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,361
QUIET, KIDS!
1458
01:14:25,529 --> 01:14:26,830
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
1459
01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:27,697
Erin: TAYLOR.
1460
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,366
I KNEW WE'D BE
SENT TO OUR ROOM.
1461
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,601
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1462
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,103
YEEEA!
1463
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:36,673
IS THAT A YES?
1464
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,842
CAN I HEAR
THAT PRECIOUS WORD?
1465
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:42,546
OH, OH, YES, TAYLOR.
1466
01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:47,316
I WILL MARRY YOU.
1467
01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:49,553
THAT'S MY TAYLOR.
1468
01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,821
THAT'S MY TAYLOR.
1469
01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:53,022
TAKE ME, TAYLOR.
1470
01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:55,625
THAT'S HER TAYLOR.
1471
01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:02,398
NED, NED, NOT ONLY AM I
1/3 OF THE WAY
1472
01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:04,801
TO TEACHING YOU A LESSON
AND WINNING THIS BET,
1473
01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:09,573
BUT TONIGHT I WILL BE
LYING WITH THE GODS!
1474
01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,950
NED.
1475
01:15:23,753 --> 01:15:24,821
WHAT?
1476
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:25,822
WEDDING?
1477
01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:29,859
WEDDING. ST. JAMES CHAPEL,
2:00 SATURDAY.
1478
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:30,927
CIGAR.
1479
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,128
CIGAR?
1480
01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:37,100
ROCKET,
1481
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,035
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
THE PAINTING.
1482
01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:41,004
NO TAPE, NO PAINTING.
1483
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,874
NED, I CANNOT BELIEVE
HOW IMMATURE YOU ARE BEING.
1484
01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:46,910
DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO SHOW YOU A TAPE
1485
01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,012
OF THE WOMAN I LOVE
ACCEPTING MY PROPOSAL?
1486
01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,614
IF YOU WANT
THE PAINTING.
1487
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:54,050
PAINTING? PAINTING!
IT'S NOT ABOUT A PAINTING.
1488
01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:55,084
IT'S ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS.
1489
01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:57,854
IT'S NOT ABOUT
A STUPID BET.
1490
01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,055
PEOPLE!
1491
01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,524
I'M ASHAMED OF THAT BET.
1492
01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:04,728
IT'S CONTEMPTIBLE!
REALLY.
1493
01:16:04,828 --> 01:16:07,631
PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES
THAT WAY.
1494
01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:09,933
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED,
1495
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:11,635
ESPECIALLY YOU, NED.
1496
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,870
WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D WIN.
1497
01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:14,938
WIN?
1498
01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:15,772
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
1499
01:16:15,872 --> 01:16:19,709
THE POINT IS,
I AM OUT. OUT!
1500
01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,180
YOU'RE SERIOUS?
1501
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,982
YES.
1502
01:16:27,651 --> 01:16:28,918
YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO MARRY HER?
1503
01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:30,654
YES, I AM.
1504
01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:35,659
FORGET THE BET.
1505
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,994
GOOD MAN.
1506
01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:40,396
I STILL GET MY $400
THOUGH, RIGHT?
1507
01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:42,766
ALL BETS ARE OFF.
1508
01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:45,669
WHAT ABOUT ERIN
AND ELEANOR?
1509
01:16:47,003 --> 01:16:48,037
I'LL HANDLE IT.
1510
01:16:49,673 --> 01:16:51,074
HEY, TAYLOR.
HOW ARE YOU?
1511
01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:52,676
HEY, IRA.
1512
01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:55,378
TRACEY. THANKS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1513
01:16:55,679 --> 01:16:56,780
IT'S WEDNESDAY,
1514
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,983
AND EVERYTHING
IS WORKING OUT JUST GREAT.
1515
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:03,953
TOMORROW, I'M GOING TO HAVE
ONE LAST LUNCH WITH ERIN.
1516
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,956
SHE'LL CALL OFF THE WEDDING
BY DESSERT, TRUST ME.
1517
01:17:07,056 --> 01:17:09,859
BY FRIDAY, ELEANOR
SHOULD GET THIS LETTER.
1518
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:13,396
I TOLD HER IT WAS TIME
TO PUT HER PASSION
BACK INTO HER MARRIAGE.
1519
01:17:13,697 --> 01:17:15,531
MARRIAGE.
1520
01:17:15,699 --> 01:17:17,801
I'M GETTING MARRIED
TO VERONICA ON SATURDAY.
1521
01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:25,141
DID YOU EVER THINK IT WAS
GOING TO WORK OUT THIS WELL? HA!
1522
01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:31,781
[JAWS-LIKE MUSIC]
1523
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,792
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1524
01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:48,965
HI, TAYLOR.
1525
01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:50,266
HI.
1526
01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:51,835
AMY!
1527
01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:57,841
DO THE STATION A FAVOR,
AND CALL THIS ELEANOR BACK!
1528
01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,175
THURSDAY, 9:00 A.M.
"I WANT TO SEE YOU."
1529
01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:01,845
9:15, "WHERE ARE YOU?"
1530
01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:05,614
9:30, "I NEED YOU."
ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
1531
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,751
HERE'S A SMART GIRL.
1532
01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:11,187
"CAN'T MAKE LUNCH TODAY,
HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? ERIN."
1533
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,126
Man: IT WILL BE NICE
TO SEE YOU, TOO.
1534
01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,494
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1535
01:18:18,762 --> 01:18:20,596
HI. WORTH. 1:00.
FOR TWO.
1536
01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:22,899
YES. THE YOUNG LADY
IS INSIDE.
1537
01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:24,200
AHH.
1538
01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:29,839
[STRING INSTRUMENTS PLAYING]
1539
01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:36,179
SIR, SHE--
1540
01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:51,127
HELLO.
1541
01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,196
TAYLOR.
1542
01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:54,831
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT?
1543
01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:57,801
I KNOW WE'VE GOT
A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
1544
01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:00,804
YOU SAID YOU'D MAKE
YOUR DECISION BY NOW.
1545
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:03,873
NO, I CAN'T WAIT
TILL NEXT WEEK.
1546
01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:08,577
IT'S GOT TO BE TOMORROW
IN THE MORNING.
1547
01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:10,313
UH, FINE, FINE.
1548
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:12,381
YOUR HOUSE, 11:00.
1549
01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,117
YEAH, YEAH,
THANK YOU. BYE.
1550
01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:16,886
HI, TAYLOR.
1551
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:22,258
WHERE ARE YOU?
1552
01:19:23,392 --> 01:19:26,262
WHY HAVEN'T YOU
CALLED ME?
1553
01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,666
YOU'VE BEEN
VERY NAUGHTY.
1554
01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:33,937
MOMMY'S GOING TO
HAVE TO PUNISH YOU.
1555
01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:20,649
HI.
1556
01:20:20,884 --> 01:20:21,750
HELLO, TAYLOR.
1557
01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:23,752
I'VE MADE
MY DECISION.
1558
01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:26,189
WHATEVER IT IS,
I'LL UNDERSTAND.
1559
01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:29,025
COME ON IN.
1560
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,960
I MAY HAVE TIME FOR A HAIRCUT
BEFORE THE WEDDING.
1561
01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:36,032
SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
1562
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:38,501
MOM AND DAD,
THIS IS TAYLOR.
1563
01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:39,702
SON.
1564
01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:41,137
Mom: OH, TAYLOR.
1565
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,206
ERIN, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
1566
01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:44,773
Not right now.
1567
01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:46,442
WHERE IS THAT PARTY MIX?
1568
01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,011
WELCOME TO
THE FAMILY, SON.
1569
01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:50,779
HEY, HI! I'M CHIP,
BROTHER OF THE BRIDE.
1570
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,049
OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
1571
01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:54,183
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY
OF TIME
1572
01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:56,052
FOR TALKING
AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED...
1573
01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:59,622
LIKE ON YOUR
WEDDING NIGHT.
1574
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,925
HA HA HA!
1575
01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:04,360
GOD, I LOVE ERIN.
1576
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,962
SHE'S MY FAVORITE NIECE.
1577
01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,931
YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST LIKE HER
1578
01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:10,466
TO FIND SOMEBODY
LIKE YOU TO MARRY.
1579
01:21:10,566 --> 01:21:12,969
I MEAN, WHAT A HEART
ON THAT GIRL.
1580
01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,838
ALWAYS BRINGING HOME
SOME LIMPING PUPPY
1581
01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:18,474
OR BIRD
WITH A BROKEN WING.
1582
01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,409
ERIN, ERIN,
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
1583
01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:23,046
HAVE YOU TRIED
THE STAMP TEST?
1584
01:21:23,146 --> 01:21:23,947
THE WHAT?
1585
01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:25,481
THE STAMP TEST.
1586
01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:26,983
YOU TAKE
A FEW STAMPS FROM A ROLL,
1587
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,453
ENOUGH TO CIRCLE YOUR PENIS.
1588
01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:34,958
I'D SAY IN YOUR CASE...
ABOUT 5.
1589
01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:37,961
PUT THEM ON
BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
1590
01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:39,828
OVERLAP THEM JUST ENOUGH
SO YOU CAN LICK ONE
1591
01:21:40,029 --> 01:21:41,330
TO MAKE THEM STICK.
1592
01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:44,833
NOW, IF THEY BREAK OFF
DURING THE NIGHT,
1593
01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:46,835
YOUR PROBLEM IS UP HERE.
1594
01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:49,005
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
1595
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,006
WHY?
1596
01:21:50,106 --> 01:21:51,440
ERIN!
1597
01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,977
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO YELL, HONEY.
1598
01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:55,278
I'M RIGHT HERE.
1599
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,981
ERIN, HOW COULD
YOU TELL EVERYONE?
1600
01:21:58,081 --> 01:21:59,983
HUH?
1601
01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:00,984
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE PERSONAL.
1602
01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:03,987
HONEY, I JUST TALKED
ABOUT IT WITH MY FAMILY
1603
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,422
AND SOME OF THE GUYS
ON THE TEAM.
1604
01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:07,356
SOME OF THE GUYS
ON THE TEAM!
1605
01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,425
AND THE COACH.
1606
01:22:09,525 --> 01:22:10,426
THE COACH!
DAMN IT, ERIN!
1607
01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:12,328
THEY ALL SEEM TO AGREE
1608
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,998
THAT AFTER THE FIRST
YEAR OF MARRIAGE,
1609
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,632
SEX ISN'T
THAT IMPORTANT.
1610
01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,034
SEX IS THE CORNERSTONE
OF INTIMACY.
1611
01:22:18,134 --> 01:22:22,038
INTIMACY, SCHMINTIMACY.
1612
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,275
I GOT A HUNCH
ABOUT YOU, TAYLOR.
1613
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,911
I THINK YOUR PROBLEM'S
JUST WITH WOMEN.
1614
01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:30,379
I KNOW YOU WOULD
LOOK GOOD IN ROSE,
1615
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,449
BUT LILLIAN WOULD
LOOK AWFUL, YOU KNOW.
1616
01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:34,450
WE'RE NOT
GETTING MARRIED.
1617
01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:38,021
ERIN, I CAN'T
MARRY YOU.
1618
01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:41,557
YOU CAN, AND YOU WILL.
1619
01:22:41,657 --> 01:22:42,891
I WANT TO PROPOSE
A TOAST.
1620
01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:45,494
A TOAST!
HEY! RIGHT!
1621
01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:48,531
NO, STAY THERE,
SON. TODAY...
1622
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,033
IS THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
1623
01:22:50,133 --> 01:22:51,634
MY LITTLE GIRL'S ENGAGED.
1624
01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:54,303
SHE'S GOT HERSELF
A WONDERFUL GUY.
1625
01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:56,039
OF COURSE, I'D BE
A LITTLE HAPPIER
1626
01:22:56,072 --> 01:22:58,041
IF HE COULD FUNCTION
AS A REAL MAN,
1627
01:22:58,107 --> 01:23:00,609
BUT EVEN SO, IT'S
THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
1628
01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:01,610
HIP HIP!
1629
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,346
HOORAY!
1630
01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,348
* FOR HE'S
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *
1631
01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:08,617
* FOR HE'S
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *
1632
01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:11,920
* FOR HE'S
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *
1633
01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,956
* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
1634
01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:15,491
* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
1635
01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:18,561
* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
1636
01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:20,229
* FOR HE'S
A JOLLY GOOD--**
1637
01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:51,460
OH!
1638
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,828
HI, HONEY.
1639
01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:53,862
YOU'RE HOME.
1640
01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:56,799
YEAH. I'M HOME.
1641
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:58,867
WHERE ARE YOU?
1642
01:23:59,102 --> 01:24:02,105
I'M HOME, TOO.
1643
01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:21,890
I KNOW WHAT'S
BOTHERING YOU.
1644
01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,127
NO. NO, YOU DON'T.
1645
01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:25,161
SEX.
1646
01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:27,130
NO.
1647
01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:29,598
YOU'RE AFRAID
IT'S GOING TO BE ROUTINE
1648
01:24:29,698 --> 01:24:31,500
NOW THAT
WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER.
1649
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,502
IT WON'T BE.
1650
01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:35,304
I PROMISE.
1651
01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:38,174
LOOK!
1652
01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:39,275
OH!
1653
01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,476
JESUS!
1654
01:24:42,145 --> 01:24:44,480
LET'S PARTY.
1655
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,215
AAH!
1656
01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,224
IT'S BEEN
A REALLY BAD DAY.
1657
01:24:55,324 --> 01:24:58,161
YOU PROBABLY THINK
I DESERVE THIS, DON'T YOU?
1658
01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,162
GO AHEAD. SAY IT.
1659
01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:01,330
WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO?
1660
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:02,598
AAH!
1661
01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,603
CAN YOU WASH
MY BACK?
1662
01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:28,324
[WHISTLES] HEY!
1663
01:25:28,424 --> 01:25:29,492
HEY, TAXI!
1664
01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:30,593
[WHISTLES]
1665
01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:38,534
TAYLOR! NEED A RIDE
TO THE WEDDING?
1666
01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,303
YES!
1667
01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:45,641
I'M JUST GOING TO DROP
THESE KIDS OFF, OK?
1668
01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,210
MOMMY,
JASON HIT ME!
1669
01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,043
TELL JASON
YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
1670
01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,546
JASON,
I DON'T LIKE IT!
1671
01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:51,747
I DON'T LIKE IT!
1672
01:25:51,847 --> 01:25:53,216
GOOD.
1673
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,717
CLAIRE, CAN YOU
DROP ME OFF FIRST?
1674
01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:56,319
HI, TAYLOR! HI, TAYLOR!
1675
01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:57,620
WE'RE OFF!
1676
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,422
CLAIRE,
DID YOU HEAR ME?
1677
01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:02,325
HEY, PIRATE. COULD YOU MOVE
YOUR ICE CREAM A LITTLE?
1678
01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:05,728
MARVIN DROPPED
HIS ICE CREAM
ON TAYLOR.
1679
01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,530
MOMMY,
I LOST MY BALLOON.
1680
01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,465
CAN WE STOP?
1681
01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:10,533
NO!
1682
01:26:10,633 --> 01:26:12,100
SURE WE CAN,
SWEETIE.
1683
01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:14,403
THE WEDDING WAS SUPPOSED
TO START 5 MINUTES AGO.
1684
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,506
TAYLOR, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
START WITHOUT YOU!
1685
01:26:17,606 --> 01:26:19,508
LEFT. LEFT!
1686
01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:20,809
CLAIRE, LEFT!
1687
01:26:20,909 --> 01:26:22,511
TURN LEFT!
1688
01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:24,380
WHOA!
1689
01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:27,883
RELAX! THERE'S
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
1690
01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:32,555
OH, I'M GETTING CARSICK.
1691
01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:34,257
NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
1692
01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:35,924
JASON'S
THROWING UP ON ME.
1693
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,560
TELL JASON
YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
1694
01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:38,527
NONE OF US LIKES IT.
1695
01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:41,063
I HAVE TO GET
TO THE WEDDING!
1696
01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:42,465
STOP THE CAR!
1697
01:26:42,565 --> 01:26:44,533
YOU'RE SO ON EDGE!
TAKE A VALIUM!
1698
01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:45,601
WHAT'S A VALIUM?
1699
01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,869
IT'S LIKE A NAP.
1700
01:26:46,969 --> 01:26:48,003
OH.
1701
01:26:48,271 --> 01:26:49,838
BYE, TAYLOR!
1702
01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:51,840
BYE, TAYLOR!
1703
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,277
BYE, TAYLOR!
1704
01:26:57,746 --> 01:26:58,781
OH, THERE HE IS.
1705
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,083
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE GROOM.
1706
01:27:01,284 --> 01:27:02,785
WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
1707
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,287
IT'S 31 FLAVORS.
1708
01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:05,921
YOU LOOK DISGUSTING!
1709
01:27:06,021 --> 01:27:07,189
HERE. COME ON.
LET'S GET A SHOT HERE.
1710
01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:09,325
THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S GOOD.
1711
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:11,694
COME ON.
GET UP THERE.
1712
01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,362
GO! GO!
1713
01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:16,665
GOD...
1714
01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:19,034
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M WALKING DOWN THE AISLE.
1715
01:27:19,302 --> 01:27:22,338
[HUMS FUNERAL DIRGE]
1716
01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:27,009
[CONGREGATION WHISPERING]
1717
01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:29,578
[FOOTSTEPS]
1718
01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:32,748
[ORGAN PLAYS
WAGNER'S BRIDAL MARCH]
1719
01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:58,674
HI.
1720
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,744
SEEING YOU RIGHT NOW
MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING.
1721
01:28:01,844 --> 01:28:04,780
DEEP DOWN INSIDE,
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE.
1722
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,715
THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE.
1723
01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,787
LET'S GET MARRIED.
1724
01:28:11,887 --> 01:28:13,389
SHALL WE BEGIN NOW?
1725
01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:14,590
YES.
1726
01:28:15,090 --> 01:28:16,392
[CLEARS THROAT]
1727
01:28:16,492 --> 01:28:18,894
EVERY COUPLE
HAS ITS OWN STORY.
1728
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,730
IT'S BEEN MY OBSERVATION THAT
THE MORE INTERESTING THE STORY,
1729
01:28:21,830 --> 01:28:23,732
THE BETTER THE MARRIAGE,
1730
01:28:23,832 --> 01:28:25,801
AND IT LOOKS TO ME
1731
01:28:25,901 --> 01:28:26,769
LIKE TAYLOR AND VERONICA
1732
01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:28,371
ARE GOING TO HAVE
A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE.
1733
01:28:28,471 --> 01:28:32,375
ALL OF US
ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
1734
01:28:32,408 --> 01:28:35,444
TO WITNESS AND SUPPORT
THAT UNION.
1735
01:28:35,544 --> 01:28:37,380
TAYLOR WORTH,
DO YOU TAKE VERONICA BRISKOW
1736
01:28:37,413 --> 01:28:40,148
TO BE
YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,
1737
01:28:40,383 --> 01:28:42,117
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD,
1738
01:28:42,385 --> 01:28:44,286
FOR BETTER
OR FOR WORSE,
1739
01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:46,221
IN SICKNESS
AND IN HEALTH,
1740
01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:48,824
TO LOVE
AND TO CHERISH
1741
01:28:48,924 --> 01:28:50,426
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
1742
01:28:50,526 --> 01:28:52,861
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?
1743
01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:54,463
I DO.
1744
01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:58,434
VERONICA BRISKOW,
DO YOU TAKE TAYLOR WORTH
1745
01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:00,836
TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND,
1746
01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,838
FOR BETTER
OR FOR WORSE,
1747
01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:04,707
IN SICKNESS
AND IN HEALTH,
1748
01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:08,310
TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
1749
01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:12,415
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?
1750
01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,418
I'D NEVER MARRY HIM.
1751
01:29:15,518 --> 01:29:18,421
AND YOU
CAN BET ON IT!
1752
01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:21,590
[ORGAN PLAYING]
1753
01:29:24,593 --> 01:29:28,864
[ORGAN PLAYS
MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH]
1754
01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:31,667
TAYLOR...
1755
01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:35,070
DID SHE SAY
SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY YOU?
1756
01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:36,605
AND YOU BELIEVED IT.
1757
01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:50,919
THIS WAS A SETUP.
1758
01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,456
I DON'T KNOW.
1759
01:29:53,522 --> 01:29:55,791
I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
1760
01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:57,526
NED.
1761
01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:03,499
OH, GOD.
1762
01:30:06,969 --> 01:30:08,170
CLAIRE...
1763
01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,439
CLAIRE!
1764
01:30:10,539 --> 01:30:13,476
CLAIRE? CLAIRE?
1765
01:30:27,456 --> 01:30:28,657
[TOILET FLUSHES]
1766
01:30:36,064 --> 01:30:38,801
VERONICA...MARRY ME.
1767
01:30:38,901 --> 01:30:42,538
I CAN'T MARRY YOU. I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO MOVE IN TOGETHER.
1768
01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:43,906
I DO! AND HAVE KIDS
AND GROW OLD.
1769
01:30:44,006 --> 01:30:46,441
HA HA HA!
1770
01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,143
I'D WANT TO
TRY IT OUT FIRST,
1771
01:30:48,243 --> 01:30:49,077
LIVE TOGETHER
FOR A FEW MONTHS,
1772
01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,346
SEE HOW WE GET ALONG.
1773
01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:54,483
HOW WE GET ALONG?
1774
01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,852
HOW WE GET ALONG?
1775
01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,587
GO AWAY.
1776
01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:00,756
YOU DO THE MOUSE OLYMPICS
WITH EVERYONE?
1777
01:31:00,856 --> 01:31:02,791
THERE'S MORE TO MARRIAGE
THAN MOUSE OLYMPICS.
1778
01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:06,294
YEAH, SO DO I.
THERE'S A LOT MORE.
1779
01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:08,531
I SAID, GO AWAY!
1780
01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,533
THERE'S CARING.
1781
01:31:10,566 --> 01:31:12,334
VERONICA, I CARE
ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH.
1782
01:31:12,535 --> 01:31:14,336
AW, THE HELL WITH IT.
1783
01:31:14,537 --> 01:31:15,838
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
1784
01:31:15,938 --> 01:31:18,941
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE?
YOU HAVE MY HEART.
1785
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:22,545
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO LET GO.
1786
01:31:22,611 --> 01:31:24,913
I WANT TO HAVE
TERRIBLE FIGHTS WITH YOU--
1787
01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:26,314
YEAH?
1788
01:31:26,549 --> 01:31:27,883
Ned: IT'S ME.
1789
01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:29,117
GO AWAY.
1790
01:31:29,217 --> 01:31:31,286
ARE YOU GOING TO
LOCK YOURSELF IN THERE
ANOTHER MONTH?
1791
01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:33,355
I AM NOT HOME, NED.
1792
01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:35,591
I'VE SEEN HER.
1793
01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:36,725
KNOW THAT I'M NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
1794
01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:41,029
I WANT TO PICK THINGS OUT
WITH YOU AND BUY THEM.
1795
01:31:43,131 --> 01:31:45,400
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
1796
01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:47,102
SHE MENTION ME?
1797
01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:48,937
DID SHE TALK ABOUT IT?
1798
01:31:52,775 --> 01:31:54,042
HUH?
1799
01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:57,112
ACTUALLY,
I JUST WATCHED HER
GET INTO CLAIRE'S CAR.
1800
01:31:57,212 --> 01:32:01,016
I WANT A...
YOU KNOW, I WANT A...
1801
01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,951
AAH!
I WANT A COMMITMENT!
1802
01:32:03,051 --> 01:32:04,386
AAH!
1803
01:32:04,587 --> 01:32:06,354
MAKE ONE WITH ME.
1804
01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:09,157
OH, MY GOD.
1805
01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:12,027
I'VE BEEN SWEPT
OFF MY FEET.
1806
01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:13,962
IS THAT A YES?
1807
01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:15,731
YES.
1808
01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:16,932
YES--
1809
01:32:22,605 --> 01:32:23,739
GIVE ME THAT TAPE.
1810
01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:24,940
NO.
1811
01:32:27,610 --> 01:32:29,144
GIVE ME THE TAPE!
1812
01:32:29,244 --> 01:32:31,647
I INSIST YOU GET
PROFESSIONAL HELP.
1813
01:32:31,747 --> 01:32:33,048
THESE ARE CLASSIC SIGNS
OF DEPRESSION.
1814
01:32:33,148 --> 01:32:35,417
FURTHERMORE...
1815
01:32:35,618 --> 01:32:37,085
NO! GIVE ME THE TAPE!
1816
01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:38,987
NO!
1817
01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,122
NO!
1818
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,958
YES, NED! STOP!
1819
01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:44,627
UH!
1820
01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:47,195
AAAOOOH!
1821
01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:48,196
OH!
1822
01:32:48,296 --> 01:32:49,364
WHAT?
1823
01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:50,365
WHAT?
NO! LET ME GO!
1824
01:32:50,633 --> 01:32:52,968
THAT'S MY BAD ANKLE.
1825
01:33:01,844 --> 01:33:02,978
OHH!
1826
01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:04,813
OHH!
1827
01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,750
UH!
1828
01:33:07,850 --> 01:33:08,984
OHH!
1829
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,218
OHH!
1830
01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:12,688
DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
1831
01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:15,157
THERE'S
A REAL VERONICA OUT THERE.
1832
01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,458
WHO HATES ME.
1833
01:33:16,659 --> 01:33:17,926
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
1834
01:33:18,026 --> 01:33:19,294
NED...
1835
01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:21,229
I PROPOSED TO HER
TO WIN A BET.
1836
01:33:21,329 --> 01:33:24,032
YEAH.
THAT'S PRETTY FUCKED.
1837
01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:26,068
IT WAS YOUR IDEA!
1838
01:33:26,168 --> 01:33:28,036
WELL, YEAH...
1839
01:33:29,271 --> 01:33:31,073
I'M SORRY.
1840
01:33:33,842 --> 01:33:35,477
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE A GOOD IDEA
1841
01:33:35,678 --> 01:33:37,479
FOR YOU TO SUFFER.
1842
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,148
YEAH? WELL, HERE IT IS.
1843
01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:42,417
TAKE A GOOD LOOK.
1844
01:33:42,685 --> 01:33:44,519
HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
1845
01:33:44,687 --> 01:33:46,121
YOU HATE ME,
DON'T YOU?
1846
01:33:46,221 --> 01:33:47,055
YOU HATE ME.
1847
01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:48,691
NO.
1848
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:51,159
BUT YOU HAVE
EVERY RIGHT TO.
1849
01:33:51,259 --> 01:33:52,695
BUT I ASSUME,
1850
01:33:52,728 --> 01:33:54,362
SINCE I'M NOT OUT
THERE ON THE STREET
1851
01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:56,164
WITH THAT TAPE, THAT
YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME.
1852
01:33:56,264 --> 01:33:58,066
AM I RIGHT?
1853
01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:01,770
WELL?
1854
01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:08,844
MAYBE VERONICA COULD
DO THE SAME WITH YOU.
1855
01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:14,717
I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT
BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN.
1856
01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,785
NOT AS DIFFERENT
AS YOU THINK.
1857
01:34:16,885 --> 01:34:20,856
MAYBE THAT'S BEEN
PART OF YOUR PROBLEM.
1858
01:34:22,290 --> 01:34:24,426
DID CLAIRE FORGIVE YOU?
1859
01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:26,094
YES...
1860
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:27,796
BUT I HAD TO ASK.
1861
01:34:29,732 --> 01:34:31,333
WELL...
BEG, ACTUALLY.
1862
01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:32,901
BEG.
1863
01:34:38,741 --> 01:34:39,842
THANKS.
1864
01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,213
WELL, OUR NEXT ITEM
1865
01:34:45,313 --> 01:34:47,315
COMES FROM OUR GREAT
FOOTBALL TEAM, THE EAGLES.
1866
01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:48,851
OF COURSE,
THEY'RE GREAT NOW.
1867
01:34:48,951 --> 01:34:50,853
FOR THOSE OF YOU
WHO GREW UP HERE AS I DID,
1868
01:34:50,953 --> 01:34:52,821
YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY
USED TO BE LIKE.
1869
01:34:52,921 --> 01:34:54,857
THEY WERE
IN LAST PLACE SO MANY YEARS,
1870
01:34:54,957 --> 01:34:56,825
WE USED TO READ THE SPORTS
PAGE UPSIDE-DOWN
1871
01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:58,761
JUST TO FEEL
WHAT IT'D BE LIKE
1872
01:34:58,794 --> 01:35:01,629
TO SEE OUR TEAM
IN FIRST PLACE.
1873
01:35:01,764 --> 01:35:03,365
WELL, WE HAVE HERE
A GREAT ITEM.
1874
01:35:03,465 --> 01:35:07,169
IT'S A JERSEY
WORN BY OUR VERY OWN
1875
01:35:07,269 --> 01:35:09,838
TERRY CHILDS HERE.
1876
01:35:09,938 --> 01:35:11,439
YAY!
1877
01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:13,141
NOW, WHO'S GOING TO
START THE BIDDING
1878
01:35:13,241 --> 01:35:15,210
ON THIS JERSEY?
1879
01:35:15,310 --> 01:35:16,611
$200.
1880
01:35:16,779 --> 01:35:18,513
COME ON! THE MAN
SACKED ELWAY TWICE
1881
01:35:18,781 --> 01:35:20,182
WEARING THIS VERY JERSEY!
1882
01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:21,216
LET'S GO!
1883
01:35:21,316 --> 01:35:23,085
$300.
1884
01:35:23,185 --> 01:35:25,821
SOLD FOR $300!
1885
01:35:30,826 --> 01:35:33,028
WELL, OUR NEXT ITEM
FOR AUCTION
1886
01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:35,063
HAS TO BE THE SPECIAL ONE
OF THE EVENING,
1887
01:35:35,163 --> 01:35:37,165
AND I EXPECT THE BIGGEST
RESPONSE TO THIS ONE.
1888
01:35:37,265 --> 01:35:40,102
WE ALL ENJOYED MISS BRISKOW'S
PLAYING EARLIER THIS EVENING.
1889
01:35:40,202 --> 01:35:41,436
[WHISTLING]
1890
01:35:41,536 --> 01:35:43,371
WELL, SHE HAS
GRACIOUSLY DONATED
1891
01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:44,807
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
1892
01:35:44,907 --> 01:35:47,109
AN EVENING PERFORMANCE
AT A PRIVATE PARTY.
1893
01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:48,343
HOW'S THAT?
1894
01:35:48,443 --> 01:35:51,546
MISS BRISKOW,
WOULD YOU COME UP?
1895
01:35:51,814 --> 01:35:53,215
COME ON UP.
1896
01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:54,416
TAKES A LOT OF GUTS.
1897
01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,318
I'D NEVER DO MY ACT
IN A HOUSE.
1898
01:35:56,418 --> 01:35:57,820
SEE ME AT THE KITCHEN--
1899
01:35:57,886 --> 01:36:00,455
"PLEASE DON'T EAT THAT.
I HAVE A CHICKEN JOKE.
1900
01:36:00,555 --> 01:36:02,124
IT'S GREAT.
PUT DOWN YOUR SANDWICH."
1901
01:36:02,224 --> 01:36:04,326
OK., NOW. LET'S OPEN UP
THE BIDDING AT $200.
1902
01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,161
$200.
1903
01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:07,195
$400.
1904
01:36:07,295 --> 01:36:08,330
600.
1905
01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,198
6. DO I HEAR 7?
1906
01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:13,201
$1,000.
1907
01:36:13,301 --> 01:36:16,371
WOO! $1,000.
1908
01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:17,973
GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE...
1909
01:36:18,073 --> 01:36:21,609
$2,000.
1910
01:36:21,844 --> 01:36:23,879
I HEARD $2,000.
1911
01:36:23,979 --> 01:36:25,280
2,200.
1912
01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:26,982
3,000.
1913
01:36:27,082 --> 01:36:28,316
3,200.
1914
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:29,985
3,200.
GOING ONCE...
1915
01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:31,286
GOING TWICE.
1916
01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:35,290
$4,000
AND A FISHING CABIN.
1917
01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:36,258
A FISHING CABIN?
1918
01:36:36,358 --> 01:36:37,592
TAYLOR?
1919
01:36:37,692 --> 01:36:41,329
LOOK! IT'S OUR VERY OWN
CHANNEL 5 WEATHERMAN--
1920
01:36:41,429 --> 01:36:42,998
TAYLOR WORTH!
1921
01:36:43,098 --> 01:36:44,199
[WHISTLING]
1922
01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:53,008
LOOK!
1923
01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,943
OK!
1924
01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:59,982
UH...
DO I HEAR 4,200?
1925
01:37:00,082 --> 01:37:01,716
4,200.
1926
01:37:01,884 --> 01:37:03,986
4,200.
OK. GOING ONCE...
1927
01:37:04,086 --> 01:37:05,253
OH...
1928
01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:06,288
GOING TWICE...
1929
01:37:06,388 --> 01:37:08,290
NOT SO FAST, DAVID.
1930
01:37:08,390 --> 01:37:10,893
$4,200,
1931
01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,094
A FISHING CABIN,
1932
01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:14,897
AND A PUBLIC PROCLAMATION
OF WHAT A CREEP HE IS.
1933
01:37:14,963 --> 01:37:16,899
[AUDIENCE GIGGLES]
1934
01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,405
OOH!
1935
01:37:23,505 --> 01:37:25,273
I'M A CREEP.
1936
01:37:25,373 --> 01:37:26,274
I'M A BASTARD.
1937
01:37:26,374 --> 01:37:28,243
HE'S A GREAT
LAY.
1938
01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,978
I KNEW IT!
1939
01:37:31,980 --> 01:37:33,748
I DON'T DESERVE YOU,
I KNOW THAT,
1940
01:37:33,916 --> 01:37:36,351
BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE
NOT LOVING YOU.
1941
01:37:36,451 --> 01:37:37,285
YOU'RE BOLD,
YOU'RE SPLENDID,
1942
01:37:37,385 --> 01:37:39,187
YOU'RE INTRIGUING.
1943
01:37:39,287 --> 01:37:41,256
YOU'RE A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS
I NEVER KNEW MATTERED.
1944
01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:43,391
OH! OH!
1945
01:37:43,491 --> 01:37:46,061
VERONICA...
1946
01:37:46,161 --> 01:37:47,395
VERONICA...
1947
01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:49,064
SAVE ME.
1948
01:37:49,164 --> 01:37:51,033
I BEG YOU.
1949
01:37:51,133 --> 01:37:52,200
MARRY ME.
1950
01:37:55,403 --> 01:37:56,404
IS THAT ALL?
1951
01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:58,373
AND A SCRABBLE REMATCH.
1952
01:37:58,473 --> 01:38:00,943
UNLIMITED MOUSE OLYMPICS?
1953
01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:02,477
I'LL EVEN BECOME
A METEOROLOGIST.
1954
01:38:02,577 --> 01:38:04,012
THEN KISS ME!
1955
01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:15,023
OHH! OHH!
1956
01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:20,428
SOLD FOR $4,200,
A FISHING CABIN,
1957
01:38:20,528 --> 01:38:22,297
A PUBLIC PROCLAMATION
OF WHAT A CREEP HE IS,
1958
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,866
A SCRABBLE REMATCH,
UNLIMITED MOUSE OLYMPICS,
1959
01:38:24,967 --> 01:38:26,334
HE'LL BECOME A METEOROLOGIST,
1960
01:38:26,434 --> 01:38:27,335
AND A KISS.
1961
01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:29,404
[APPLAUSE]
1962
01:38:33,976 --> 01:38:35,777
[CHEERING]
1963
01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:37,212
PIECE OF CAKE.
1964
01:38:46,989 --> 01:38:50,892
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1965
01:38:50,993 --> 01:38:55,063
* GONNA GIVE YOU
MY LOVE *
1966
01:38:57,032 --> 01:39:01,203
* ALL OF MY HEART
AND MY SOUL *
1967
01:39:01,303 --> 01:39:05,273
* FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE *
1968
01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:11,013
* AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS
1969
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:15,350
* GONNA MAKE THEM
COME TRUE *
1970
01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:22,924
* 'CAUSE THE THRILL
OF IT ALL *
1971
01:39:23,025 --> 01:39:27,629
* IS TO GIVE YOU
MY ALL *
1972
01:39:27,729 --> 01:39:31,333
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1973
01:39:33,035 --> 01:39:37,905
* I WILL LET YOU IN
1974
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,943
* AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
1975
01:39:42,044 --> 01:39:45,513
* MY DOOR
IS ALWAYS OPEN, OPEN *
1976
01:39:45,613 --> 01:39:52,054
* YOU'RE MY FANTASY
1977
01:39:52,587 --> 01:39:57,959
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1978
01:39:58,060 --> 01:40:01,396
* GONNA GIVE YOU
MY LOVE *
1979
01:40:03,698 --> 01:40:08,203
* ALL OF MY HEART
AND MY SOUL *
1980
01:40:08,303 --> 01:40:11,139
* FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE *
1981
01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,510
* AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS
1982
01:40:15,610 --> 01:40:18,280
* ALL OF OUR DREAMS
1983
01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:22,016
* GONNA MAKE THEM
COME TRUE *
1984
01:40:24,286 --> 01:40:28,623
* 'CAUSE THE THRILL
OF IT ALL *
1985
01:40:28,723 --> 01:40:34,462
* IS TO GIVE YOU
MY ALL *
1986
01:40:34,562 --> 01:40:37,132
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1987
01:40:39,301 --> 01:40:41,803
* WITH
EVERY LITTLE WHISPER *
1988
01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:43,938
* WHISPER *
1989
01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:48,343
* YOU BRING ME
TO MY KNEES *
1990
01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:52,747
* HOW I LONG TO
HOLD YOU, HOLD YOU *
1991
01:40:52,847 --> 01:40:59,754
* YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING
1992
01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,157
* ALL OF MY DAYS
1993
01:41:04,159 --> 01:41:09,964
* GONNA GIVE YOU
MY LOVE *
1994
01:41:10,132 --> 01:41:14,669
* AND ALL OF
MY HEART AND MY SOUL *
1995
01:41:14,769 --> 01:41:18,173
* FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE *
1996
01:41:19,907 --> 01:41:25,147
* AND ALL OF OUR DREAMS
1997
01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:30,985
* GONNA MAKE THEM
COME TRUE *
1998
01:41:31,153 --> 01:41:36,023
* 'CAUSE THE THRILL
OF IT ALL *
1999
01:41:36,158 --> 01:41:40,762
* IS TO GIVE YOU
MY ALL *
2000
01:41:40,862 --> 01:41:42,964
* ALL OF MY DAYS
2001
01:41:43,165 --> 01:41:46,067
* I FEEL YOU TONIGHT *
2002
01:41:46,168 --> 01:41:49,237
* GONNA LOVE YOU CRAZY
2003
01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:53,875
* 'CAUSE, BABE,
I WANT YOU TO NEED ME *
2004
01:41:54,176 --> 01:41:55,910
* TO WANT ME *
2005
01:41:56,178 --> 01:41:59,046
* OHHHH, BE MINE *
2006
01:41:59,247 --> 01:42:04,486
* TILL THE END OF TIME *
2007
01:42:04,586 --> 01:42:09,257
[SAXOPHONE SOLO]
2008
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:21,636
* OHHH-OHHH
2009
01:42:21,736 --> 01:42:26,040
* ALL OF MY DAYS
2010
01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,209
* GONNA GIVE YOU
MY LOVE... **
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