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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,160 Are you ready now? Yep. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,600 Smile. Oh, sorry. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,240 Smile again. 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,800 APPLAUSE 5 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,120 My name is Trinity Porter 6 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,240 and I am Miss Nude Sydney. 7 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,360 I'm Summer Stevens, Miss Erotica Australia for 2007. 8 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,160 My measurements are 36... sorry, fuck! 9 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,800 My name's Ellashaye, I won Miss Nude Tasmania. 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,400 I am Jessie Jackson and my hobbies include ballet, 11 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,680 forensic science and body sculpting. 12 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,560 I'm Suzie Q, I'm from Sydney. I'm Miss Nude New South Wales. 13 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,880 My name's Mackenzie and I'm Miss Nude Hobart. 14 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,560 The Miss Nude Australia is a pageant that is so credible 15 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,960 and so bona fide that it helps the girls to progress. 16 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,480 I love watching rugby union and I love reading. 17 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,440 Strippers can read. Yes. 18 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,680 Girls, uh, can I just have five minutes of your time here? 19 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,800 Can everyone just turn their phones off? 20 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,200 This is very important to you because I'm going to explain 21 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,080 the judging criteria, and what I'm going to read to you now 22 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,640 is exactly what we say to the judges every night. 23 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,800 Word for word, this is read to them. 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,880 So you'll know what the judging criteria is 25 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,040 and exactly what they're judging on, okay? 26 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,080 Now, the judges, the first thing we say to them, 27 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,200 "These contestants have invested a lot into this pageant. 28 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,160 "You have a responsibility and obligation 29 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,880 "to bring the same concentration, organisation and effort 30 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,600 "as the contestants. 31 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,040 "We're not judging biggest breasts, we're not judging the longest legs, 32 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,240 "nor are we judging the tightest arse. 33 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,680 "Her face - is it a natural one, 34 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,840 "or does she just flash her pearly teeth? 35 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,480 "Her hair - is it healthy and does it complement her face?" 36 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,280 The bottom line of the competition is that it is a beauty pageant. 37 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,400 There's a $20,000 prize to one of you. 38 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,240 Thanks very, very much for coming and all the very best. 39 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,680 It's such a unique week to be able to go out there 40 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,560 and be naked and keep a smile on their face 41 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,040 and put on such a fantastic performance. 42 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,880 It's just amazing. 43 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,560 The Miss Nude Australia 44 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:48,480 is the pageant that is the mother of all pageants. 45 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,560 Makes you feel like a movie star when you're not really a movie star. 46 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,800 Anyone that's made it through to the Miss Nude Australia 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,440 in any particular year, 48 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,760 it means that they've done really well in their own state. 49 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,440 Oh, my God! 50 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,600 You feel like you're standing there for ever, 51 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,680 you're getting this big... your teeth are getting... 52 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,280 your jaw's getting sore from the big smile. 53 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,760 I love to see the girls being so competitive. 54 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:25,000 The costuming and the music and the presentation of their shows 55 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,640 is just amazing. 56 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,800 There's no... there's no hidden agenda. 57 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,880 It's entertainment, of good quality and good standard. 58 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,400 Something to tell the grandkids. 59 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,320 The girl who's just got that little bit more 60 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,760 and that little bit of oomph is going to be the winner. 61 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,040 The girls to watch out for and why? 62 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,800 Everybody. 63 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,480 Yeah, I like tattoos. 64 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,520 It's a fighting fish. It's not quite finished yet. 65 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:17,000 My mother, oh! She never has one nice thing to say about it. 66 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,840 When she saw it, she lost it, she was so pissed off! 67 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,040 We do not want to speak about the tattoo. 68 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,120 I spent a fortune with baby powders and creams 69 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,400 to make sure that she was perfect, and I could not believe 70 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:38,120 that she would get such a hideous and gross, deformed-looking, 71 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,280 out-of-control, ghastly, vomitous, you name it... 72 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,880 I can't think of enough hideous adjectives 73 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,840 to describe that gross thing on her arm. 74 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:53,200 That turns her from being very classy to yuck! 75 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,200 I don't like it. 76 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,760 Hi. 77 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:05,840 So, I'm taking everybody back to where it all began. 78 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,280 Now, something that you might notice 79 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,360 about this place 80 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,800 is there's a pole out the front. 81 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,040 When I first said that I was going to be a stripper to my parents, 82 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,000 they weren't surprised at all 83 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,400 because I'd spent hours and hours and hours 84 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,600 spinning and climbing and mucking around on the pole out the front, 85 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,880 and it was always the family joke 86 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,120 that I would become a stripper. 87 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,640 Well, certainly the standing joke in the neighbourhood 88 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,360 when Lori was little, 89 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,120 because she loved swinging on the pole out the front of our house, 90 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,040 the standing joke was that she'd be, could possibly be, a pole dancer. 91 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,000 So while we were shocked that the reality came about, 92 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,960 the other half wasn't. 93 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,600 LIVELY GUITAR MUSIC 94 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,600 My biggest problem is... 95 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,360 it's not something that I want to tell my mother and father 96 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,920 and the grandparents more than anything, 97 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,200 that that is what she does. 98 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,760 This was our fashion parade catwalk 99 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,920 Mum used to make us do little shows on when we were younger. 100 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,040 It was good practice for Miss Nude Australia 101 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,000 when we're doing our parades. 102 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,320 I just think of old times and off I go. 103 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,520 Costume. 104 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,840 Skirt. Shorts. 105 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,000 Bra. G. Jacket. 106 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,840 How could I forget my prop? 107 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,200 How nice. HONKS 108 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,760 Formal wear. 109 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,920 Check with jewellery and shoes. 110 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,560 Yep, and me. 111 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,120 That's it. 112 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,800 I'm so excited! I've never been to Adelaide! 113 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,480 This is my little kitty playhouse 114 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:09,880 and I use it during my show to kind of crawl amongst... 115 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,280 and, you know, do some sexy little poses. 116 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,080 Yep, it's not going to fit, I'm telling you. 117 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,720 Having any title is beneficial but, you know, 118 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,040 when you book in a gig, you're wanting somebody special, 119 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,560 and when somebody says "How about Miss Nude Australia?" 120 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,120 people are just... they jump at the chance, 121 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,720 they absolutely, you know, they want to see the best of the best. 122 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,800 You are, that's what the title says. 123 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,640 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Nude Australia 1995, 124 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,960 here at the Crazy Horse, here's Juicy Lucy! 125 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,160 OLD-FASHIONED FRENCH SONG 126 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,440 The pageant's been going since... it started in '91, the pageant. 127 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,440 We were very lucky to have Miss Nude World here, Heaven Lee. 128 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,520 She came out from the States 129 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:07,120 and she awarded the girl with her crown and with her sash. 130 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,240 Miss Nude Australia 1991, which was a lady called Michelle Lane. 131 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,880 If they're very focused and they really know 132 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,040 what they want out of the industry, 133 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,120 whether they want to have recognition 134 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,280 or whether they want financial, 135 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,040 it's all here for them. 136 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,840 Morgan Summers, she was Miss Nude South Australia, 137 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,760 Miss Nude Australia, Miss Nude World, 138 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,240 Miss Nude Universe, 139 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,960 all virtually within those 18 months 140 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,120 of this girl winning the South Australia's... 141 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,080 Went ahead and won every possible pageant. 142 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,600 OLD-FASHIONED FRENCH SONG 143 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,760 Ultimately it comes down to the fact that strippers or exotic dancers 144 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,440 are just regular women 145 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,440 who do something slightly interesting as a job. 146 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:02,880 It doesn't mean, all the time, that they're prostitutes, 147 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,480 it doesn't mean they're on drugs, that they're not intelligent, 148 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,640 it doesn't mean they don't have other options in their life. 149 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,600 The majority of them choose to do it 150 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,960 because it's something that they love to do. 151 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,320 It doesn't mean you can grab their arse, 152 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,960 it doesn't mean they're going to have sex with you. 153 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,400 I don't know what... It doesn't mean they're a slut, 154 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,960 anything like that - it's just their job, okay, 155 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,280 and they usually love it, so... 156 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,320 HONKY TONK MUSIC 157 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,960 This was the first time I entered Miss Nude - look at that. 158 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,080 Miss Nude New South Wales, Miss Petite, 2003. 159 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,560 I was really bad. 160 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,120 My bedroom. 161 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,840 My pole. 162 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,400 Can't do much on it because you end up with one foot in the cupboard 163 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,840 and the other one, like, out the window, but you can try. 164 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,520 I don't think you have to be a straight-out exhibitionist 165 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,320 to be an exotic dancer, but I think you do need 166 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,800 to have some element of some... 167 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,240 that same thing that actors have, that they want to perform 168 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,040 and have people look at them and that kind of thing. 169 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,680 I don't know - I have this secret theory 170 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,760 that we're just dancers who, you know, couldn't cut it 171 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,200 or just realised that we'd never earn very much money as dancers. 172 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,520 So, you know, if we take our clothes off, 173 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,240 hey, we can make a living out of this. 174 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,080 To all the women out there who are offended by what we do, 175 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,880 we're just like you. 176 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,160 Yeah, you know, I get up, I eat breakfast, I walk the dog, 177 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,640 I pay my bills, it's the same thing, 178 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,960 it's just my way of paying my bills is slightly different to you. 179 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,920 My current boyfriend I met in a strip club, 180 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,800 so technically the first thing he knew about me 181 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,600 before he even knew my name was that I was an exotic dancer, 182 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,240 but it has still been a source of much contention 183 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,560 in our relationship, unfortunately. 184 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,600 He doesn't like my job at all. 185 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,240 At all, at all... 186 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,720 But even after all these years he doesn't seem to quite understand 187 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,520 that it's not real. 188 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,840 I understand that most people out of the industry 189 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,680 don't get that it's fantasy. 190 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,000 But he's been to shows and everything with me 191 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,040 and seen me do same thing over and over and over 192 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,880 and still thinks that it's, like, this real... 193 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,200 like I'm this crazy sexual person or whatever, 194 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,480 and he's like, "I can't reconcile that with who you are off stage." 195 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,400 I'm like, "It's not real." 196 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,680 But that said, I don't think any guy 197 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:45,640 is going to like other men looking at his girlfriend naked, really. 198 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,880 And I don't know if I want a guy who's like, 199 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,960 "Yeah, that's totally fine, whatever," kind of thing. 200 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,240 You know, I want someone to care about me enough to say something. 201 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,720 But at the same time I don't want it to destroy my relationship. 202 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,920 Miss Nude Australia is one of the most... 203 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,880 if not the most, sort of prestigious exotic dance pageants, 204 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,040 and just to make it into the Australian final is... 205 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,200 I'm really excited about, it's really cool 206 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,720 to finally be down here in Adelaide. 207 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,440 This is called a lyra, 208 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,600 which is basically a hula hoop that you hang from the ceiling, 209 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,320 except it's stainless steel. 210 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,880 For this comp, I'm going to try a new thing. 211 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,680 I'm trying out naked lyra, 212 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,680 so it's going to either end really badly or look really cool. 213 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,560 I would love to win it, 214 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,760 just because of the opportunities that it presents. 215 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,280 You can approach international clubs and that kind of thing, 216 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,160 which means more travel opportunities, 217 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,200 more chances to work overseas. 218 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,560 But it hooks up there, so you'll keep it up all through, 219 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,560 or will it be put up? 220 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,640 It's like a big hula hoop, so it's just going to have to stay up there. 221 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,440 So we'll have to attach it away... like, up? 222 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120 Yeah, Karen mentioned... 223 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,920 Yeah? You've got to be careful that nothing distracts those judges. 224 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,960 That you've got their attention from the time you come on stage 225 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,240 till you actually take your bow at the end to leave the stage. 226 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,280 So when the guys come on - the girls want tarpaulins put down 227 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,120 in the middle of the show or a bath put on, 228 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,200 something like that, it takes away from you. 229 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,840 ROMANTIC MUSIC 230 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,560 Maybe I should take the sock off. Shoe and sock. 231 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,560 Your tattoo. That would save you heaps of time. 232 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,960 Stand on my toe, shoe, sock, 233 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,040 then I wouldn't even have to go down. 234 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,840 Don't want to watch the other girls in case it puts me off. 235 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,240 I get all intimidated. They're all pretty good. 236 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,440 Some competitions, you feel that you're sort of cut out 237 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,240 to meet the criteria. 238 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:49,000 I don't 100% feel that I am cut out 239 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,840 to meet the criteria of this competition. 240 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,960 If it was purely a performance thing, 241 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,920 I'd probably have more of a chance. 242 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,480 But because of this whole beauty pageant side of it, and me... 243 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,400 I don't know if I'm a beauty queen. I'm trying. 244 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,920 BURLESQUE-STYLE SONG 245 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,520 My interests are boxing, dancing, singing and sex. 246 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,720 Five-star hotels, boys... 247 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,160 Sleeping, shopping, 248 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,600 having sex.. 249 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,440 I just pretend that when I'm on stage, 250 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,840 I'm having sex with the Invisible Man. 251 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,200 That's my style. (Laughs) 252 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,080 That's why I'm Jessie Rude. 253 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,400 Initial entrance to the stage is with a glamorous costume. 254 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,840 As glittery and as feathery as possible. 255 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,640 You know, very Vegas, very Parisienne-type sort of costume. 256 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,400 Following that, they start unrobing with the second track, 257 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,960 by the third track they're down to their bikinis. 258 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,520 There is a certain amount of floor work they do 259 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,360 and of course now they do a lot of work on the poles as well. 260 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,960 Being able to create an amazing presence up on stage, 261 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,760 and to dance and to disrobe and to be up against, 262 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,480 you know, all the finalists, from every state, is an amazing ability. 263 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,280 WOMAN SINGS: ¶ I'm supposed to be a lady... ¶ 264 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,640 It makes them concentrate more on their performance and their act, 265 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,120 rather than just being explicit and, "Here's my boobs. 266 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,280 "Here's my fanny, have a look," you know, sort of thing. 267 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,840 Then it's more about the performance of the show. 268 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:42,040 It all adds to the grand finale of them being naked 269 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,880 and then entering the birdbath or the shower at the end here. 270 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:50,480 WOMAN SINGS: ¶ A bit of hanky panky and some how's-your-father 271 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,000 ¶ Is right up his street, his cup of tea 272 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,080 ¶ Right up his street, you wait and see 273 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,040 ¶ I'll tickle his feet and then he'll marry me. ¶ 274 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,000 For me, dancing, really dancing 275 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,280 and taking clothes off at the same time, 276 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,520 is perfect for me, it's the perfect formula for my dancing. 277 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,080 Just being cheeky. They started it. 278 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,920 Really, really love what I do. 279 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,080 I get a little bit passionate about it. 280 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,200 ROMANTIC FRENCH SONG 281 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,040 I like the era when ladies were ladies and men were men. 282 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,520 I like that. I wish it would go back to that. 283 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,600 I would like to be stuck in the 1940s, you know, 284 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,440 there's all the wives wearing curlers 285 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,640 and they're feeding the animals and smoking in their dressing gowns, 286 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,760 but they all look a million dollars. 287 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,720 That era where everyone was beautiful 288 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,760 and everyone took pride in their appearance 289 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,880 and men slicked their hair back, and they're all handsome looking. 290 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:06,520 I like that era, that's something I wish I had've been a part of. 291 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,920 This is all I've done for six years so, 292 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,240 to put a costume and to take it off, 293 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,280 it's really the art of taking it off that I'm interested in. 294 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,080 Anyone can take their clothes off but can you do it... 295 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,600 with a bit of style or a bit of class 296 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,000 or a bit of something... 297 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,000 We get to wear costumes, and the music and everything's beautiful, 298 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,400 but this is the things in the industry 299 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,640 that people don't know about. 300 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,240 You know, you can show up at a buck's party 301 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,040 and do your thing 302 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,360 and there's always going to be one in the crowd that gets... 303 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,520 makes himself feel better by making you feel like this. 304 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,160 You know, because he's got issues of his own that are not dealt with. 305 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,320 So that annoys me, you know, that you go out there 306 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,360 to be an entertainer and yet there's someone to drag you down. 307 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,720 There's always one guy that wants to degrade you 308 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,480 or speak down to you and has no idea of who you are in real life. 309 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,880 I'm really sick to death of guys thinking they're above these girls. 310 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,960 We're there to do a job, you pay us to go there. 311 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,040 You don't have that right. No one has that right to speak to anyone that way. 312 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,680 The photo work is totally different to stripping. 313 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,640 When it comes to nude modelling, 314 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,680 it's you and your photographer and your stylist on the day. 315 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,400 If you go to a group of strangers and try to do something like this, 316 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,440 well, when you get naked, you don't know, yeah, so it's good. 317 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,280 If you have a good network and a good support base, you'll be fine. 318 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,440 This is my magazine that come out last week. 319 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,480 It's not on the shelves any more, it just got sold out. 320 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,480 So if you have a look... 321 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,640 Are you allowed to have nudity on this? 322 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,680 This is the layout of it all. 323 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,280 So, my interview, if you read this it shows that... 324 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,640 It's got nothing smutty in it or anything yucky. 325 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,480 It's not my personality. 326 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,640 So this magazine is only topless. 327 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,440 Yes, you're fully nude, but there's no open leg work in this. 328 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,200 This is all closed leg. 329 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,400 And I've done People magazine. That comes out later on in the year. 330 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,520 This is the first photo shoot I've done 331 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,720 since I had my breast implants done. 332 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,760 This magazine, Penthouse, is open leg. 333 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,960 That's where I went straight into the deep end, straight to Penthouse. 334 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,560 SUBDUED PIANO MUSIC 335 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,320 I think it takes a certain type of person 336 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,360 to have it in them to love to do what they do. 337 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,840 But I love dancing, I was a ballroom and Latin dancer as a child, 338 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,640 from the age of 12. 339 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,240 My father teaches rock 'n' roll. 340 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,520 My dad has never set foot in a strip club. 341 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,120 He's never... no. 342 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,440 That industry, he wouldn't even know where to begin with it. 343 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,240 Imagine him walking into the Crazy Horse 344 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,480 and seeing all the things that are going on there, on stage - 345 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,920 that would blow his mind. 346 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,760 Blow his mind. 347 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,680 If I knew that I could tell him and he'd be fine with it, then I would. 348 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,880 But because I know the devastation... 349 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,520 Because he would go, "I've done something wrong." 350 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,840 You know, like, "Why would she do this? 351 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,280 "Is it because of the divorce? Is it because..." 352 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,240 You know, parents blame themselves when their children do things 353 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,200 that they wouldn't, that aren't what normal kids do. 354 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,360 He would be proud to see me in my costumes. 355 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,440 The whole start of it would be awesome! 356 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,440 You know, the whole... Perfect! 357 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,200 Soon as those boobs come out, "Hang on! Put them away!" 358 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,000 You know? No, no, no! 359 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,240 My dad always says to my girlfriends whenever he meets them, 360 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,880 "My daughter, she's such a wonderful dancer. 361 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,280 "She's so incredibly talented." 362 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,000 My dad is actually right. I really can dance, but... 363 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,240 I take my clothes off at the end of it. 364 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,360 My connection with the Crazy Horse goes back... 365 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,600 coming up to 27 years ago, actually. 366 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,920 I was employed here as the resident choreographer 367 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:34,520 back in 1980, '81, and have been here ever since. 368 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,600 You are creating a character, you're creating... 369 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,120 You are, you know, the minute, the minute my wig goes on 370 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,880 and my lipstick goes on, 371 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,520 I'm not thinking the way Joseph thinks any more. 372 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,040 I'm thinking the way that Madame Josephine is thinking. 373 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,040 And, basically, you know, it's... 374 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,680 And you've got to think about the way you hold your hands, 375 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,640 the way you speak, the way you project yourself, 376 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,960 you've got to think feminine, you've got to think female. 377 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,720 And basically, that's how it all works. 378 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,280 Because it's a character now, it's not Joseph any more. 379 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,800 You've created that character, and that character is Madame Josephine. 380 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,840 I'm scared of my eyelashes, I am! 381 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,520 That's beautiful. You've got beautiful tits, by the way. 382 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,480 (Woman laughs) They are absolutely gorgeous! 383 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,640 Almost as big as Madame's, but yours are big. 384 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,720 Are they your own or are they silicone? 385 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,120 They're mine. They're your own? Au naturel? 386 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,280 They are beautiful. Are you single or married? 387 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,520 Married. 388 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,560 Married. Oh my God, the husband must be in awe. 389 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,720 He loves them! He loves them! 390 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,280 Does he do the... what do they call that, Spanish? 391 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,640 Or, yeah... 392 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,680 That's my mum. That's your mum? That's all right! 393 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,000 She's got big ones too, but yours are bigger, though, aren't they? 394 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,880 Madame knows exactly what to say... 395 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:08,000 in the right way to make a girl push harder, 396 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,120 to strive harder. 397 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,880 She tells it the way it is. 398 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,360 She doesn't beat around the bush. 399 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,280 The way it is is the way it is with her. 400 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,000 You know, I do show a lot of compassion towards the girls 401 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,840 and for the work that they're doing, it's just amazing. 402 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,720 Whether it's a birthmark 403 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,920 or whether it's a little bit of cellulite, 404 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,040 or whether it's, you know, too much... 405 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,080 too much of a good thing over the winter months. 406 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,600 You know, a bit of winter warmth on our body, that's... 407 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,880 They're exposed, and it's exposed to criticism. 408 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,040 Therefore, you can come backstage and see someone really upset 409 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,640 over something that a punter has said, and I feel for that. 410 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,160 So I take time out in explaining to the person that, you know, 411 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,960 even myself as an entertainer, you know, you... 412 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,560 there are people that have had one too many drinks 413 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,720 or they're just generally unkind people. 414 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,680 "You judge a human being on her skills and talents, 415 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,560 "not on any outside prop or special effects. 416 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,560 "These will be scored on how well 417 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,680 "the contestant utilised these tools 418 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,840 "and not how fancy or expensive they are. 419 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,480 "You score down tattoos or defects if they bother you personally. 420 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,040 "If these tattoos or defects do not detract 421 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,680 "from your idea of a beautiful woman, ignore them. 422 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,120 "If they bother you, score them accordingly." 423 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,840 This is our DJ information sheet. 424 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560 So, what lighting we want during our show 425 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,360 and what sort of songs and what times. 426 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,960 I'm going to sit into the crowd, get them to take my socks off. 427 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,840 I've got little bobby socks on. 428 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,400 I'll get them to touch my feet so they feel they're part of it. 429 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,560 Da-da da-da! Cutesy, cutesy. Yep. 430 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,120 Knickers off when it goes "Wild thing". Take my knickers off. 431 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,160 The run of the show's been done, and just the final details 432 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,640 are being prepared. 433 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,480 All the girls now know where they're performing this evening 434 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,360 and what order they're performing. 435 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,960 Number seven. You got last. 436 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,880 Suzie, you get last every single time! 437 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,320 Every time. 438 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,640 JOSEPH: It is a bit chaotic, but let's hope... 439 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,520 First night, let's hope it runs smoothly. 440 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,480 We're looking forward to it. 441 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,280 One more time, ladies and gentlemen, let's put our hands together 442 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,800 for the very, very beautiful ladies at the Crazy Horse this evening. 443 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,880 I think I can hear them ready backstage. 444 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,640 Let's put our hands together, audience, come on, a bit of... 445 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,440 a bit of excitement in the audience! 446 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,520 FRANTIC FRENCH SONG 447 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,160 What I like, seeing the girls competing, they... 448 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,880 it gets to about Thursday, 449 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,080 they know the cut's going to come the next day. 450 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,400 FRENCH SONG CONTINUES 451 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:58,520 They pull out any trick that they could possibly pull out, you know. 452 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,520 We take it seriously. 453 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,240 I certainly don't look at judging it and being able to just tick a box 454 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,640 and think, okay, well, let's just get this over and done with. 455 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,240 FRENCH SONG CONTINUES 456 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,760 The girls get judged nightly 457 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960 on the best legs, best butts, 458 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,360 most luscious lungs, hottest body and sensuous woman. 459 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,160 So basically, those categories, 460 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,720 there are awarded trophies for each of those categories. 461 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,280 The main sheet that the judges have got, they score the ladies 462 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:07,240 on facial beauty, on body, pole work, personality and talent 463 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,400 and the beauty queen image. 464 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,600 All scores out of 10, and they're added up. 465 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,400 This is where the high and the low scores, 466 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,840 where judges being preferential etcetera, 467 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,160 hard on some, easier on others, that's how we... 468 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,720 it has to be, that's how you sort them out. 469 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,040 But you can see tonight, there's very, very little, 470 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,240 very, very little in this competition. 471 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,480 So the judges are now judging for hottest body, Madame. 472 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,960 Yeah, I know they are, and they're all looking 473 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,560 and it's great because it sort of gives them a... 474 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,440 They've seen them individually 475 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,600 and now they can actually see them all standing together 476 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,920 and so it gives the judges a good window of... 477 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,280 You know, of basically judging correctly 478 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,440 because only one girl can win Australia's Hottest Body, Morgan. 479 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,040 Yes, they can. Only one girl will be awarded that title tomorrow night. 480 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,600 But of course there is Australia's Hottest Legs, Most Luscious... 481 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,520 Luscious Lungs. Yeah, Best Buns! 482 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,600 That's my favourite one. Is it? 483 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,520 I will admit, the best way to judge a lot of girls' bums 484 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,000 would be to get them all to stand there and look at their bums. 485 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,160 But it is quite, like, I know this is going to sound funny 486 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,280 but, like, standing up like meat. 487 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,560 Because we have different judges each night, 488 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,200 a different girl could win any time, 489 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,760 like, it just depends entirely on what the judges want. 490 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,920 Like, you might have a bunch of judges 491 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,360 that like natural boobs, or ones that just like big fake boobs. 492 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,440 So what happens is, when they cut you here 493 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,720 they push the implant through, 494 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,000 they cut your breast tissue away from your actual rib cage. 495 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,920 They put the implant in and your breast tissue covers it. 496 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,360 So when you feel them, it's my breast tissue you're feeling, 497 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,560 you don't feel the implant at all. 498 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,120 You don't know where it starts and where it finishes. 499 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,280 So I have to massage them for 15 minutes every day, 500 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,560 and it's fun anyway. 501 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,040 It's nerve wracking being, like, kind of a pale-skinned redhead 502 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,920 with real boobs, up against, you know, these amazing, like, 503 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,880 blonde goddesses with surgically enhanced boobs and everything, 504 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,080 and their beautiful tans and everything. 505 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,760 It's a bit intimidating. 506 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,680 Dad was all for it, Mum was completely against it. 507 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:40,320 When I told her, she was crying which... I never felt so bad. 508 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,120 It is her life. 509 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,440 So, you know, scars and unattractive bits and pieces, 510 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,160 you don't want them. 511 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,960 Yeah, so we kind of had a bit of a moment 512 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,000 and I said "No, don't worry, Mum, it's going to be okay. 513 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,800 "It's going to be okay." And off I went to Thailand. 514 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,960 Great hospital - Yanhee International with Dr Pitch. 515 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,920 They were really, really nice. 516 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,560 And went in and did it, and there they were 517 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,040 and Mum was quite surprised at how nice they came, 518 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,720 not too big... 519 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,120 Yeah, I was, I was happy... happy when I saw her. 520 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,920 A, that she was alive and she wasn't riddled with some overseas disease. 521 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,080 She goes "Oh, do you want a look?" 522 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,320 Of course I said "Yes, I do." 523 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,840 And I was pleased that she hadn't gone Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson 524 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:33,080 and turned herself into some sort of plastic-looking ridiculous person. 525 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,480 I hate people asking "Do you get turned on 526 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,800 "while you're on stage or when you're doing a show?" 527 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,920 Like, if I'm upside down in my hoop or whatever, 528 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,600 and I'm, like, 10 metres above a concrete floor, 529 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,680 I'm really not thinking about gettin' off. 530 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,920 The most amusing type of audience member is the guy 531 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,120 that's looking in your eyes and then making a really big deal 532 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,160 of having eye contact with you. 533 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,280 They're like this, you're doing whatever you can 534 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,280 and they're like this the whole time. 535 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,920 You turn away for two seconds, perhaps open your legs, 536 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,040 you turn back and their view's right there. 537 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,200 Like, it's very funny. 538 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,320 Every time, every time. 539 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,560 I noticed last night watching in Adelaide 540 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:28,560 that there doesn't seem to be a lot of laws about open leg work 541 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,600 and things like that, whereas in WA it's a lot stricter. 542 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800 I don't know whether that means we're backward 543 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,360 and they're ahead of us, or whether we're ahead 544 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,240 and they're backward and behind us - I'm not sure which. 545 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,720 But I noticed that it's quite a bit different over here. 546 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,320 Which I think puts our girls at a disadvantage, actually, 547 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,720 because they prepare their shows and perform their shows in WA 548 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,240 to our crowds and to our standards and then they come here and say, 549 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,480 "They're allowed to do so much more here." 550 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,280 And they have to actually adapt their show a little bit 551 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,400 to try and compete with the other girls. 552 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,760 I want to see you at the Moulin Rouge. 553 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,640 Where it's all, you know, 554 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,600 really glamorous and elegant... 555 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,240 Yeah. 556 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,280 Full on and whatever. They don't get nude enough for me. 557 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,120 Oh! Okay. 558 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,280 It's nude enough for me, but anyway... 559 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,080 It's your pink bits, so what can I say? 560 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:27,520 Whether you go into clubs, pubs, people that come to competitions 561 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,360 or book you for private shows, you get such a mix. 562 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,440 They're young, they're old, they're, you know, Lebanese, 563 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,600 they're Asian, they're Australian, they're politicians. 564 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:46,800 They're B-grade celebrities, they're fathers, they're brothers, 565 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,680 95% of them are fine, they all just want to see a beautiful girl 566 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,240 doing a good show at the end of the day. 567 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,280 I got a request to go and do a show 568 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,640 in an intensive care unit in a hospital. 569 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,840 I got a phone call saying, 570 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,600 "Ellashaye, you've been requested, they want you. 571 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,960 "We don't know exactly what's going on there, 572 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,640 "but we know it's an 18-year-old boy and we know he's dying, 573 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,400 "and he's requested for you to do a show there." 574 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,480 SOMBRE MUSIC 575 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,360 So we walked into the hospital and I met the boy's... 576 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,160 As I was going into the room, his mother come out. 577 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,360 I don't know if you've ever seen a mother who knows 578 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,640 that she's going to lose her son... Oh God, I'm going to cry. 579 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,360 There's nothing that you will ever see in your whole life, to know... 580 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,920 to see that look on someone's face. 581 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,200 And lose their son, and you're going to go in there... 582 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,720 I don't know if it's the only time he's ever seen a naked girl, 583 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,040 but you're going in there to someone's deathbed, literally. 584 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,080 And they said to me "Look, he's dying of a brain tumour, 585 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,120 "he's got a few days left to live, he's on life support, 586 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,760 "he's had a stroke on one side of his body." 587 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,680 On one side of the room there's all these friends, 588 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,400 young boys, you know, they're like, "Yeah, the stripper's here!" 589 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,400 On the other side are his family who are absolutely devastated. 590 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,800 So I don't know if you can understand, or begin to imagine, 591 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 what it's like to have two different energies. 592 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,440 Yeah, these boys are mourning their friend, 593 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,480 but it was like they weren't accepting 594 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,680 what was actually going on. 595 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,360 Like, I took my glove off and I gave it to him 596 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,640 and one of his eyes would open and he knew who I was 597 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,560 and what I was doing in there, he knew exactly that connection of, 598 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,800 "I know what you're doing. And you know what I'm doing." 599 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,360 Something I've never experienced in my life. 600 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,080 So I did the show... 601 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,760 and I left... 602 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,960 and I lost it when I walked out of there. 603 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,320 It gutted me to think that that was it. You know what I mean? 604 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,440 I was never going to see that boy again and that moment that we had, 605 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,520 that acknowledgement that he was there and I was there, it was pretty full on. 606 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,560 And then four days later, I got a message from the agency. 607 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,360 The family had texted a message to the agency just saying, 608 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,400 "We want to thank Ellashaye for her time in doing the show, 609 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,360 "but we want to let you know that he's passed away, 610 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,520 "but we're truly thankful." 611 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,600 If someone asked me to do that again? 612 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,360 I don't know if I'd do it. 613 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,560 Good morning, Crazy Horse. 614 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,720 Yeah, hi. This is Trinity from the Miss Nude competition. 615 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,160 I'm just calling to see whether I've made it into the finals tonight. 616 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,800 Ah, yes, you are. I did? 617 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,400 (Squeals) Yay! 618 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,320 Hi, this is Mackenzie. I'm ringing to find out about the finals. 619 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,680 Yeah, unfortunately you didn't make it into the final. 620 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,000 Oh, okay. 621 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,800 You're still required to be here at 8-ish for the parades. 622 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,440 Yep. All right? 623 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,760 All right, thank you very much. Bye... 624 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,120 Nah. Really? 625 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,800 Oh well, that's it. 626 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,360 It's not exactly the career choice I would have chosen for her, 627 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,000 and I was flabbergasted when she initially told us. 628 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,600 PHONE RINGS 629 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,760 Good morning, Crazy Horse. 630 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,560 Hi Jared, it's Dee. 631 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,960 How you going? You're in the final. 632 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,040 So we'll see you tonight at 8 p.m. 633 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,160 All right? Bye. 634 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,920 That was Dee, Danielle Dare. She's happy. 635 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,960 I'm proud. I really am. 636 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,080 Shut up or I'm going to hit you. 637 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,520 Be more, like theatrical. Get out. 638 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:33,200 It's sort of like, (flat) "Who's this? Dee, you made it." 639 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,680 Why don't you go "Hi, Dee! Congratulations! You've made it!" 640 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,600 How about a bit of... 641 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,520 If they were like that on the phone I might be a bit more jovial. 642 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,320 Understand that they're ringing because their lives are on the line. 643 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,640 They're ringing to think, "What am I going to hear at the other end?" 644 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200 But if they hear a happy person, maybe they'll think, 645 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,360 "Oh wow! He sounds happy. He's going to give me some happy news." 646 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,520 Instead of (flat) "Oh, you made it, you're in the final." 647 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,240 Just something... "Hi, Dee." 648 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,560 All those acting classes that I paid for you all these years 649 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,920 obviously haven't worked, have they? Yeah. 650 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,360 Sort of throughout the day I just got some messages 651 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,280 from different groups of people - we've sort of pieced together... 652 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,080 I think we've figured out who six of the girls are 653 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,160 who've gotten in, but I don't know who the final two are. 654 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,560 Find out tonight. 655 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,120 At the end of the night there's going to be 656 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,040 one very happy person there tonight - very happy. 657 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,200 Whether the audience agrees with it, whether the... 658 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,800 the agents and club owners agree with it, that's besides the point. 659 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,120 One girl is going to be a very happy girl 660 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,160 and we'll just rely on what the judges' decision is going to be. 661 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,480 Shall we go to the club now? Are you excited? 662 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,960 MAN SINGS FRENCH SONG 663 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,400 My God, I'm freaking out, and I'm not even in it. 664 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,440 I'm so excited. It's so good. 665 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,120 FRENCH SONG CONTINUES 666 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,720 You know, it gets really tense. 667 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,000 I go through it every year and I've been through it every year. 668 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,880 When it comes to the announcements of, you know, the awards 669 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,400 at the end of the night, oh, that's nerve-wracking! 670 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,640 First! 671 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,080 Praying to the stripper gods. 672 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,680 Somebody else has got to take it over. 673 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,880 All the best to her. She needs it. 674 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,600 It's a hard year. 675 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,520 If you're your own boss, then it's a lot easier for you I guess, 676 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,680 but if you work for a club, then they make sure that you've... 677 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,600 you perform a lot. 678 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,560 And it begins. 679 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,080 Thank you very much. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 680 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,560 and welcome to the Crazy Horse in Adelaide 681 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,320 and Miss Nude Australia 2008. 682 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,880 Another one, Morgan! 683 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,680 Oh, another week, and what a fantastic week it's been here. 684 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,520 The girls have been fantastic. 685 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,840 FRENCH SONG CONTINUES 686 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,320 Good luck, everybody! 687 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,200 The girls backstage, how is it tonight? 688 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,960 Oh, you know, it's a bit nervous, anxious, excited. 689 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,640 It's all the good stuff. 690 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,680 I'm very much relieved. I'll shove it on the next person. 691 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,400 Seriously... I'm done. 692 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,120 You are going to have a great night, let me promise that much to you. 693 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,800 Yes! The line-up is absolutely fantastic. 694 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,800 Go Perth! Go WA! Yeah! 695 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,800 All right, ladies and gentlemen and judges, 696 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,240 we'll start tonight's entertainment here at the Crazy Horse... 697 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,080 As a performer, I guess there really is nothing more thrilling 698 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,000 than having the yes factor, and that's what 699 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,920 I really brought to this competition - 700 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,800 is the entertainment factor. 701 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,760 First contestant on stage. 702 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,000 We need rousing applause for the very beautiful... 703 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,000 Trinity Porter! 704 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,280 BURLESQUE-STYLE SONG 705 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,760 Things come to those who wait, 706 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,560 but only the things left by those who hustle, 707 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,800 and I don't want to get the dribs and drabs, I want to hustle 708 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,360 and I want to get the good jobs and win the competitions 709 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,040 and, you know, make the most money and do what I can 710 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:46,680 so when it's my time to finish up I can finish up on a high. 711 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,240 Go, Trinity! 712 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,600 APPLAUSE, CHEERS 713 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,320 It's always hard going first. 714 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,560 Any showgirl will tell you that, it's so hard going first. 715 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:21,240 Because it's early in the night, it's early in the shows, you know, 716 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,760 so people aren't sort of used to everything 717 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,720 so it's just kind of... 718 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,920 I... yeah. Sorry, I'm just so nervous. 719 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,760 Yeah, it's so hard. 720 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,240 But I think I did awesome. I never do a bad show. 721 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,200 With a big round of applause, 722 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,720 come on, let's hear it for Ellashaye! 723 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,080 FRENCH SONG 724 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,680 I'm enjoying myself. 725 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,960 It's the first time I've ever competed for this sort of thing. 726 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,840 The presentation has to be immaculate. 727 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,400 Everything counts, everything. 728 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,520 I own that stage, that's mine for 15 minutes. 729 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,880 I'm going to rock it and that's it, end of story. (Laughs) 730 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,760 I've never had sex with a sponge like that ever in my life. 731 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,520 Not like that. 732 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,840 We've done it before, but never like that. 733 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,920 Hope it will respect me in the morning. 734 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,160 Like, if you're not out there watching everybody's show 735 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,360 and everything that you're doing, you're backstage, 736 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,240 and you hear the crowd, like, 737 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,040 roar at certain points and you're like, "My God, what is she doing? 738 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,360 "Is she doing some amazing thing I'd never have any chance of doing?" 739 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,600 FRENCH MUSIC 740 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,000 With a big round of applause, 741 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,440 come on, let's hear it for Suzie Q! 742 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,400 My best asset in my performance is kind of characterisation. 743 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,760 Like, I like to play kind of characters, 744 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,400 at least at the start of my show. 745 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,440 SOLEMN MUSIC 746 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,560 MUSIC BUILDS 747 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,840 I'd love to win Miss Nude. 748 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,360 I feel I'm at a point in my career 749 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,040 where I seem to be doing really well. (Laughs) 750 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,160 And this would just help sort of push me up to the next level. 751 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,960 MAJESTIC MUSIC 752 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,280 I chucked in more acrobatic stuff. 753 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,920 I was like, "I've got to do some acrobatic stuff" 754 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,960 and I was a bit puffed when I came off stage, 755 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,040 not enough sexy stuff, not enough sexy face. 756 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,080 I do have a couple of favourites, 757 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:08,320 but you've got standouts as far as personality, standouts in body, 758 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,000 you've got standouts in, you know, as far as beauty queen. 759 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,560 You know, they all stand out in their own segments. 760 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,280 There's probably no one that actually stands out 761 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,400 in all categories, but it's going to be a tight... 762 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,600 there's going to be a tight competition. 763 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,520 Miss Nude Australia 2008, Hottest New Talent. 764 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:36,120 Let's put our hands together for Trinity Porter! 765 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,400 The one perhaps something that in the back of my mind 766 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,960 I worry about long term is... 767 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,240 nice men don't usually marry strippers. 768 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,880 So from a long-term point of view, 769 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,440 I'm hoping that once she's had enough of what she's doing 770 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,120 that she does meet somebody who can appreciate her intelligence 771 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:14,040 and her enthusiasm and her strengths 772 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,920 and appreciate what she's done without judging her. 773 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,720 You know, I'm not going to be doing this for ever. 774 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,120 I'm not going to have a firm arse for ever, 775 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,440 my boobs aren't always going to be, you know, 776 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,400 not everything's going to be perfect, 777 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,440 so I need to make the best of what it is now 778 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,000 and then, like, I don't know, I want to succeed 779 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,080 and I want to make a career out of it, so I guess 780 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,440 I do need to look at it as a business. 781 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,120 I am a product, I need to sell me. 782 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,520 I'd... you know, I'd rather her be married to Prince Harry 783 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,200 or something like that. 784 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,480 But that's not where she's going, so what can I do about it? 785 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,880 Nothing. Just love her. 786 00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,560 Okay, Miss Nude Australia, Entertainer of the Year, 787 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,920 with a big round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, 788 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,600 it goes to Ellashaye! 789 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,680 Miss Entertainer of the Year. 790 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,240 I'm really, really happy with it. 791 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,240 It's well-deserved, for sure. Thank you, I really appreciate it. 792 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,600 I'm truly, truly happy with it. Next year I'm going to come back. 793 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:44,160 I don't feel I left with anything that I didn't deserve 794 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,360 or anything, because I gave it my all. 795 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,080 And I showed who I was and so I'm leaving my mark on the industry, 796 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,000 and a positive one. 797 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,360 I'm not going to be the girl washed up with a drug problem 798 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,040 or anything like that, 799 00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:00,200 because it's not all negative, and it's not all positive. 800 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,640 But it's a lot of fun. 801 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,520 All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is the one, 802 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,480 this is the biggie. 803 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Nude Australia 2008 winner, 804 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,920 with a big round of applause, let's hear it for Suzie Q! 805 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,000 WILD APPLAUSE 806 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,640 POIGNANT PIANO MUSIC 807 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,560 He's going to be asleep. 808 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,960 Still asleep. Wake up, dude, come on. 809 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,840 It's difficult. 810 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,120 His latest thing is that he doesn't want me to become a diva, 811 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,760 and that's why he's putting me back in my place. 812 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,160 I'm like, "No, dude, you're putting me down." That's different. 813 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,400 So much for the excited "Hi!" 814 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,920 You know what, I deserve someone who's going to love and respect me 815 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,480 and I've said to him, if you're up for that, 816 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,760 if you can do that, that's cool, we can make something happen, 817 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,880 but if you're not, uh... 818 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,080 (Girls chat) 819 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,240 GENTLE MUSIC 820 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,760 Thank you very much. 45 Gs in one year. 821 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:56,080 How much better does it get? $45,000 this girl's won. 822 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,280 GENTLE PIANO MUSIC 823 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,280 Yeah, I can't believe I won best bottom. 824 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,760 Strange. 825 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,600 Anyway, apparently I have a nice bum. 826 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,680 I think it can be a very sexy experience for the viewers, 827 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,080 but I think... I don't know... in an ideal world 828 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,000 isn't it more about appreciating, like, the beauty of the female form? 829 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,880 No, it's not, is it? 830 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,280 It's just about them getting turned on by a sexy girl doing sexy things. 831 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,040 Damn. 832 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,320 Captions (c) SBS Australia 2009 69899

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