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Are you ready now?
Yep.
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Smile.
Oh, sorry.
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Smile again.
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APPLAUSE
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My name is Trinity Porter
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and I am Miss Nude Sydney.
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I'm Summer Stevens,
Miss Erotica Australia for 2007.
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My measurements are 36...
sorry, fuck!
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My name's Ellashaye,
I won Miss Nude Tasmania.
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I am Jessie Jackson
and my hobbies include ballet,
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forensic science and body sculpting.
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I'm Suzie Q, I'm from Sydney.
I'm Miss Nude New South Wales.
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My name's Mackenzie
and I'm Miss Nude Hobart.
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The Miss Nude Australia
is a pageant that is so credible
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and so bona fide that
it helps the girls to progress.
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I love watching rugby union
and I love reading.
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Strippers can read.
Yes.
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Girls, uh, can I just have
five minutes of your time here?
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Can everyone
just turn their phones off?
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This is very important to you
because I'm going to explain
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the judging criteria, and what
I'm going to read to you now
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is exactly what we say
to the judges every night.
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Word for word,
this is read to them.
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So you'll know
what the judging criteria is
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and exactly
what they're judging on, okay?
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Now, the judges,
the first thing we say to them,
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"These contestants have invested
a lot into this pageant.
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"You have a responsibility
and obligation
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"to bring the same concentration,
organisation and effort
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"as the contestants.
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"We're not judging biggest breasts,
we're not judging the longest legs,
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"nor are we judging
the tightest arse.
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"Her face - is it a natural one,
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"or does she just flash
her pearly teeth?
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"Her hair - is it healthy
and does it complement her face?"
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The bottom line of the competition
is that it is a beauty pageant.
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There's a $20,000 prize
to one of you.
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Thanks very, very much for coming
and all the very best.
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It's such a unique week
to be able to go out there
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and be naked
and keep a smile on their face
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and put on
such a fantastic performance.
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It's just amazing.
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The Miss Nude Australia
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is the pageant
that is the mother of all pageants.
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Makes you feel like a movie star
when you're not really a movie star.
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Anyone that's made it through
to the Miss Nude Australia
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in any particular year,
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it means that they've done
really well in their own state.
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Oh, my God!
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You feel like
you're standing there for ever,
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you're getting this big...
your teeth are getting...
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your jaw's getting sore
from the big smile.
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I love to see the girls
being so competitive.
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The costuming and the music
and the presentation of their shows
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is just amazing.
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There's no...
there's no hidden agenda.
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It's entertainment, of good quality
and good standard.
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Something to tell the grandkids.
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The girl who's just got
that little bit more
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and that little bit of oomph
is going to be the winner.
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The girls to watch out for and why?
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Everybody.
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Yeah, I like tattoos.
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It's a fighting fish.
It's not quite finished yet.
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My mother, oh! She never
has one nice thing to say about it.
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When she saw it, she lost it,
she was so pissed off!
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We do not want
to speak about the tattoo.
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I spent a fortune
with baby powders and creams
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to make sure that she was perfect,
and I could not believe
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that she would get such a hideous
and gross, deformed-looking,
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out-of-control,
ghastly, vomitous, you name it...
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I can't think
of enough hideous adjectives
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to describe
that gross thing on her arm.
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That turns her
from being very classy to yuck!
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I don't like it.
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Hi.
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So, I'm taking everybody
back to where it all began.
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Now, something that you might notice
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about this place
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is there's a pole out the front.
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When I first said that I was going
to be a stripper to my parents,
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they weren't surprised at all
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because I'd spent
hours and hours and hours
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spinning and climbing and mucking
around on the pole out the front,
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and it was always the family joke
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that I would become a stripper.
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Well, certainly the standing joke
in the neighbourhood
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when Lori was little,
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because she loved swinging on
the pole out the front of our house,
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the standing joke was that she'd be,
could possibly be, a pole dancer.
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So while we were shocked
that the reality came about,
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the other half wasn't.
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LIVELY GUITAR MUSIC
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My biggest problem is...
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it's not something that I want
to tell my mother and father
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and the grandparents
more than anything,
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that that is what she does.
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This was our fashion parade catwalk
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Mum used to make us do little
shows on when we were younger.
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It was good practice
for Miss Nude Australia
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when we're doing our parades.
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I just think of old times
and off I go.
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Costume.
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Skirt. Shorts.
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Bra. G. Jacket.
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How could I forget my prop?
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How nice.
HONKS
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Formal wear.
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Check with jewellery and shoes.
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Yep, and me.
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That's it.
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I'm so excited!
I've never been to Adelaide!
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This is my little kitty playhouse
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and I use it during my show
to kind of crawl amongst...
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and, you know,
do some sexy little poses.
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Yep, it's not going to fit,
I'm telling you.
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Having any title is beneficial
but, you know,
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when you book in a gig,
you're wanting somebody special,
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and when somebody says
"How about Miss Nude Australia?"
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people are just...
they jump at the chance,
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they absolutely, you know, they want
to see the best of the best.
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You are,
that's what the title says.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Nude Australia 1995,
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here at the Crazy Horse,
here's Juicy Lucy!
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OLD-FASHIONED FRENCH SONG
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The pageant's been going since...
it started in '91, the pageant.
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We were very lucky to have
Miss Nude World here, Heaven Lee.
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She came out from the States
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and she awarded the girl
with her crown and with her sash.
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Miss Nude Australia 1991, which
was a lady called Michelle Lane.
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If they're very focused
and they really know
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what they want out of the industry,
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whether they want
to have recognition
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or whether they want financial,
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it's all here for them.
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Morgan Summers,
she was Miss Nude South Australia,
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Miss Nude Australia,
Miss Nude World,
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Miss Nude Universe,
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all virtually within those 18 months
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of this girl winning
the South Australia's...
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Went ahead
and won every possible pageant.
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OLD-FASHIONED FRENCH SONG
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Ultimately it comes down to the fact
that strippers or exotic dancers
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are just regular women
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who do something
slightly interesting as a job.
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It doesn't mean, all the time,
that they're prostitutes,
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it doesn't mean they're on drugs,
that they're not intelligent,
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it doesn't mean they don't have
other options in their life.
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The majority of them choose to do it
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because it's something
that they love to do.
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It doesn't mean
you can grab their arse,
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it doesn't mean
they're going to have sex with you.
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I don't know what...
It doesn't mean they're a slut,
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anything like that -
it's just their job, okay,
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and they usually love it, so...
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HONKY TONK MUSIC
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This was the first time
I entered Miss Nude - look at that.
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Miss Nude New South Wales,
Miss Petite, 2003.
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I was really bad.
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My bedroom.
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My pole.
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Can't do much on it because you
end up with one foot in the cupboard
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and the other one, like,
out the window, but you can try.
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I don't think you have to be
a straight-out exhibitionist
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to be an exotic dancer,
but I think you do need
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to have some element of some...
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that same thing that actors have,
that they want to perform
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and have people look at them
and that kind of thing.
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I don't know -
I have this secret theory
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that we're just dancers who,
you know, couldn't cut it
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or just realised that we'd never
earn very much money as dancers.
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So, you know,
if we take our clothes off,
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hey, we can make a living
out of this.
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To all the women out there
who are offended by what we do,
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we're just like you.
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Yeah, you know, I get up,
I eat breakfast, I walk the dog,
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I pay my bills,
it's the same thing,
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it's just my way of paying my bills
is slightly different to you.
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My current boyfriend
I met in a strip club,
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so technically
the first thing he knew about me
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before he even knew my name
was that I was an exotic dancer,
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but it has still been
a source of much contention
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in our relationship,
unfortunately.
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He doesn't like my job at all.
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At all, at all...
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But even after all these years
he doesn't seem to quite understand
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that it's not real.
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I understand
that most people out of the industry
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don't get that it's fantasy.
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But he's been to shows
and everything with me
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and seen me do same thing
over and over and over
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and still thinks
that it's, like, this real...
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like I'm this crazy sexual person
or whatever,
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and he's like, "I can't reconcile
that with who you are off stage."
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I'm like, "It's not real."
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But that said,
I don't think any guy
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is going to like other men looking
at his girlfriend naked, really.
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And I don't know
if I want a guy who's like,
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"Yeah, that's totally fine,
whatever," kind of thing.
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You know, I want someone to care
about me enough to say something.
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But at the same time I don't want it
to destroy my relationship.
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Miss Nude Australia
is one of the most...
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if not the most, sort of prestigious
exotic dance pageants,
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and just to make it
into the Australian final is...
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I'm really excited about,
it's really cool
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to finally be down here in Adelaide.
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This is called a lyra,
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which is basically a hula hoop
that you hang from the ceiling,
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except it's stainless steel.
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For this comp,
I'm going to try a new thing.
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I'm trying out naked lyra,
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so it's going to either end
really badly or look really cool.
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I would love to win it,
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just because of the opportunities
that it presents.
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You can approach international clubs
and that kind of thing,
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which means
more travel opportunities,
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more chances to work overseas.
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But it hooks up there,
so you'll keep it up all through,
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or will it be put up?
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It's like a big hula hoop, so it's
just going to have to stay up there.
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So we'll have to attach it away...
like, up?
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Yeah, Karen mentioned...
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Yeah? You've got to be careful
that nothing distracts those judges.
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That you've got their attention
from the time you come on stage
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till you actually take your bow
at the end to leave the stage.
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So when the guys come on -
the girls want tarpaulins put down
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in the middle of the show
or a bath put on,
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something like that,
it takes away from you.
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ROMANTIC MUSIC
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Maybe I should take the sock off.
Shoe and sock.
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Your tattoo.
That would save you heaps of time.
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Stand on my toe, shoe, sock,
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then I wouldn't even have to go down.
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Don't want to watch the other girls
in case it puts me off.
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I get all intimidated.
They're all pretty good.
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Some competitions,
you feel that you're sort of cut out
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to meet the criteria.
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I don't 100% feel
that I am cut out
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to meet the criteria
of this competition.
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If it was purely
a performance thing,
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I'd probably have more of a chance.
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But because of this whole beauty
pageant side of it, and me...
243
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I don't know if I'm a beauty queen.
I'm trying.
244
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BURLESQUE-STYLE SONG
245
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My interests are boxing,
dancing, singing and sex.
246
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Five-star hotels, boys...
247
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Sleeping, shopping,
248
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having sex..
249
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I just pretend
that when I'm on stage,
250
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I'm having sex
with the Invisible Man.
251
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That's my style. (Laughs)
252
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That's why I'm Jessie Rude.
253
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Initial entrance to the stage
is with a glamorous costume.
254
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As glittery and as feathery
as possible.
255
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You know, very Vegas, very
Parisienne-type sort of costume.
256
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Following that, they start unrobing
with the second track,
257
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by the third track
they're down to their bikinis.
258
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There is a certain amount
of floor work they do
259
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and of course now they do
a lot of work on the poles as well.
260
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Being able to create
an amazing presence up on stage,
261
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and to dance and to disrobe
and to be up against,
262
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you know, all the finalists, from
every state, is an amazing ability.
263
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WOMAN SINGS:
¶ I'm supposed to be a lady... ¶
264
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It makes them concentrate more
on their performance and their act,
265
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rather than just being explicit and,
"Here's my boobs.
266
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"Here's my fanny, have a look,"
you know, sort of thing.
267
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Then it's more about
the performance of the show.
268
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It all adds to the grand finale
of them being naked
269
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and then entering the birdbath
or the shower at the end here.
270
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WOMAN SINGS: ¶ A bit of hanky panky
and some how's-your-father
271
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¶ Is right up his street,
his cup of tea
272
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¶ Right up his street,
you wait and see
273
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¶ I'll tickle his feet
and then he'll marry me. ¶
274
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For me, dancing,
really dancing
275
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and taking clothes off
at the same time,
276
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is perfect for me, it's
the perfect formula for my dancing.
277
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,080
Just being cheeky. They started it.
278
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,920
Really, really love what I do.
279
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I get a little bit passionate
about it.
280
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,200
ROMANTIC FRENCH SONG
281
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,040
I like the era when ladies
were ladies and men were men.
282
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I like that.
I wish it would go back to that.
283
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,600
I would like to be stuck
in the 1940s, you know,
284
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there's all the wives
wearing curlers
285
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,640
and they're feeding the animals
and smoking in their dressing gowns,
286
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,760
but they all look a million dollars.
287
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,720
That era
where everyone was beautiful
288
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,760
and everyone
took pride in their appearance
289
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,880
and men slicked their hair back,
and they're all handsome looking.
290
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:06,520
I like that era, that's something
I wish I had've been a part of.
291
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,920
This is all I've done
for six years so,
292
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,240
to put a costume and to take it off,
293
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,280
it's really the art of taking it off
that I'm interested in.
294
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,080
Anyone can take their clothes off
but can you do it...
295
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,600
with a bit of style
or a bit of class
296
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,000
or a bit of something...
297
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,000
We get to wear costumes, and the
music and everything's beautiful,
298
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,400
but this is the things
in the industry
299
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,640
that people don't know about.
300
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,240
You know, you can show up
at a buck's party
301
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,040
and do your thing
302
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,360
and there's always going to be one
in the crowd that gets...
303
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,520
makes himself feel better
by making you feel like this.
304
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,160
You know, because he's got issues
of his own that are not dealt with.
305
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,320
So that annoys me, you know,
that you go out there
306
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,360
to be an entertainer and yet
there's someone to drag you down.
307
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,720
There's always one guy
that wants to degrade you
308
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,480
or speak down to you and has no idea
of who you are in real life.
309
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,880
I'm really sick to death of guys
thinking they're above these girls.
310
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,960
We're there to do a job,
you pay us to go there.
311
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,040
You don't have that right.
No one has that right
to speak to anyone that way.
312
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,680
The photo work
is totally different to stripping.
313
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,640
When it comes to nude modelling,
314
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,680
it's you and your photographer
and your stylist on the day.
315
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,400
If you go to a group of strangers
and try to do something like this,
316
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,440
well, when you get naked,
you don't know, yeah, so it's good.
317
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,280
If you have a good network and a
good support base, you'll be fine.
318
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,440
This is my magazine
that come out last week.
319
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,480
It's not on the shelves any more,
it just got sold out.
320
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,480
So if you have a look...
321
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,640
Are you allowed
to have nudity on this?
322
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,680
This is the layout of it all.
323
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,280
So, my interview, if you read this
it shows that...
324
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,640
It's got nothing smutty in it
or anything yucky.
325
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,480
It's not my personality.
326
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,640
So this magazine is only topless.
327
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,440
Yes, you're fully nude, but there's
no open leg work in this.
328
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,200
This is all closed leg.
329
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,400
And I've done People magazine.
That comes out later on in the year.
330
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,520
This is the first photo shoot
I've done
331
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,720
since I had my breast implants done.
332
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,760
This magazine, Penthouse,
is open leg.
333
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,960
That's where I went straight into
the deep end, straight to Penthouse.
334
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,560
SUBDUED PIANO MUSIC
335
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,320
I think it takes
a certain type of person
336
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,360
to have it in them
to love to do what they do.
337
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,840
But I love dancing, I was a ballroom
and Latin dancer as a child,
338
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,640
from the age of 12.
339
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,240
My father teaches rock 'n' roll.
340
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,520
My dad has never set foot
in a strip club.
341
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,120
He's never... no.
342
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,440
That industry, he wouldn't
even know where to begin with it.
343
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,240
Imagine him
walking into the Crazy Horse
344
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,480
and seeing all the things
that are going on there, on stage -
345
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,920
that would blow his mind.
346
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,760
Blow his mind.
347
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,680
If I knew that I could tell him and
he'd be fine with it, then I would.
348
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,880
But because I know
the devastation...
349
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,520
Because he would go,
"I've done something wrong."
350
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,840
You know, like,
"Why would she do this?
351
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,280
"Is it because of the divorce?
Is it because..."
352
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,240
You know, parents blame themselves
when their children do things
353
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,200
that they wouldn't,
that aren't what normal kids do.
354
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,360
He would be proud
to see me in my costumes.
355
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,440
The whole start of it
would be awesome!
356
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,440
You know, the whole...
Perfect!
357
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,200
Soon as those boobs come out,
"Hang on! Put them away!"
358
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,000
You know?
No, no, no!
359
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,240
My dad always says to my girlfriends
whenever he meets them,
360
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,880
"My daughter,
she's such a wonderful dancer.
361
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,280
"She's so incredibly talented."
362
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,000
My dad is actually right.
I really can dance, but...
363
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,240
I take my clothes off
at the end of it.
364
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,360
My connection
with the Crazy Horse goes back...
365
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,600
coming up
to 27 years ago, actually.
366
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,920
I was employed here
as the resident choreographer
367
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:34,520
back in 1980, '81,
and have been here ever since.
368
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,600
You are creating a character,
you're creating...
369
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,120
You are, you know, the minute,
the minute my wig goes on
370
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,880
and my lipstick goes on,
371
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,520
I'm not thinking
the way Joseph thinks any more.
372
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,040
I'm thinking the way
that Madame Josephine is thinking.
373
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,040
And, basically, you know, it's...
374
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,680
And you've got to think about
the way you hold your hands,
375
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,640
the way you speak,
the way you project yourself,
376
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,960
you've got to think feminine,
you've got to think female.
377
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,720
And basically,
that's how it all works.
378
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,280
Because it's a character now,
it's not Joseph any more.
379
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,800
You've created that character, and
that character is Madame Josephine.
380
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,840
I'm scared of my eyelashes, I am!
381
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,520
That's beautiful. You've got
beautiful tits, by the way.
382
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,480
(Woman laughs)
They are absolutely gorgeous!
383
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,640
Almost as big as Madame's,
but yours are big.
384
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,720
Are they your own
or are they silicone?
385
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,120
They're mine.
They're your own? Au naturel?
386
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,280
They are beautiful.
Are you single or married?
387
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,520
Married.
388
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,560
Married. Oh my God,
the husband must be in awe.
389
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,720
He loves them!
He loves them!
390
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,280
Does he do the...
what do they call that, Spanish?
391
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,640
Or, yeah...
392
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,680
That's my mum.
That's your mum? That's all right!
393
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,000
She's got big ones too, but yours
are bigger, though, aren't they?
394
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,880
Madame knows exactly what to say...
395
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:08,000
in the right way
to make a girl push harder,
396
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,120
to strive harder.
397
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,880
She tells it the way it is.
398
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,360
She doesn't beat around the bush.
399
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,280
The way it is
is the way it is with her.
400
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,000
You know, I do show a lot
of compassion towards the girls
401
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,840
and for the work that they're doing,
it's just amazing.
402
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,720
Whether it's a birthmark
403
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,920
or whether
it's a little bit of cellulite,
404
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,040
or whether it's,
you know, too much...
405
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,080
too much of a good thing
over the winter months.
406
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,600
You know, a bit of winter warmth
on our body, that's...
407
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,880
They're exposed,
and it's exposed to criticism.
408
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,040
Therefore, you can come backstage
and see someone really upset
409
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,640
over something that a punter
has said, and I feel for that.
410
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,160
So I take time out in explaining
to the person that, you know,
411
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,960
even myself as an entertainer,
you know, you...
412
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,560
there are people
that have had one too many drinks
413
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,720
or they're just
generally unkind people.
414
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,680
"You judge a human being
on her skills and talents,
415
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,560
"not on any outside prop
or special effects.
416
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,560
"These will be scored on how well
417
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,680
"the contestant utilised these tools
418
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,840
"and not how fancy
or expensive they are.
419
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,480
"You score down tattoos or defects
if they bother you personally.
420
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,040
"If these tattoos or defects
do not detract
421
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,680
"from your idea of a beautiful woman,
ignore them.
422
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,120
"If they bother you,
score them accordingly."
423
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,840
This is our DJ information sheet.
424
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560
So, what lighting
we want during our show
425
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,360
and what sort of songs
and what times.
426
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,960
I'm going to sit into the crowd,
get them to take my socks off.
427
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,840
I've got little bobby socks on.
428
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,400
I'll get them to touch my feet
so they feel they're part of it.
429
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,560
Da-da da-da! Cutesy, cutesy.
Yep.
430
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,120
Knickers off when it goes
"Wild thing". Take my knickers off.
431
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,160
The run of the show's been done,
and just the final details
432
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,640
are being prepared.
433
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,480
All the girls now know where
they're performing this evening
434
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,360
and what order they're performing.
435
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,960
Number seven. You got last.
436
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,880
Suzie, you get last
every single time!
437
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,320
Every time.
438
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,640
JOSEPH: It is a bit chaotic,
but let's hope...
439
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,520
First night,
let's hope it runs smoothly.
440
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,480
We're looking forward to it.
441
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,280
One more time, ladies and gentlemen,
let's put our hands together
442
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,800
for the very, very beautiful ladies
at the Crazy Horse this evening.
443
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,880
I think I can hear them
ready backstage.
444
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,640
Let's put our hands together,
audience, come on, a bit of...
445
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,440
a bit of excitement in the audience!
446
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,520
FRANTIC FRENCH SONG
447
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,160
What I like,
seeing the girls competing, they...
448
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,880
it gets to about Thursday,
449
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,080
they know the cut's going to come
the next day.
450
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,400
FRENCH SONG CONTINUES
451
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:58,520
They pull out any trick that they
could possibly pull out, you know.
452
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,520
We take it seriously.
453
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,240
I certainly don't look at judging it
and being able to just tick a box
454
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,640
and think, okay, well, let's
just get this over and done with.
455
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,240
FRENCH SONG CONTINUES
456
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,760
The girls get judged nightly
457
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960
on the best legs, best butts,
458
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,360
most luscious lungs, hottest body
and sensuous woman.
459
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,160
So basically, those categories,
460
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,720
there are awarded trophies
for each of those categories.
461
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,280
The main sheet that the judges
have got, they score the ladies
462
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:07,240
on facial beauty, on body,
pole work, personality and talent
463
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,400
and the beauty queen image.
464
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,600
All scores out of 10,
and they're added up.
465
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,400
This is where
the high and the low scores,
466
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,840
where judges
being preferential etcetera,
467
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,160
hard on some, easier on others,
that's how we...
468
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,720
it has to be,
that's how you sort them out.
469
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,040
But you can see tonight,
there's very, very little,
470
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,240
very, very little
in this competition.
471
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,480
So the judges are now judging
for hottest body, Madame.
472
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,960
Yeah, I know they are,
and they're all looking
473
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,560
and it's great because
it sort of gives them a...
474
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,440
They've seen them individually
475
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,600
and now they can actually
see them all standing together
476
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,920
and so it gives
the judges a good window of...
477
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,280
You know,
of basically judging correctly
478
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,440
because only one girl can win
Australia's Hottest Body, Morgan.
479
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,040
Yes, they can. Only one girl will be
awarded that title tomorrow night.
480
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,600
But of course there is Australia's
Hottest Legs, Most Luscious...
481
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,520
Luscious Lungs.
Yeah, Best Buns!
482
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,600
That's my favourite one.
Is it?
483
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,520
I will admit, the best way
to judge a lot of girls' bums
484
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,000
would be to get them all to stand
there and look at their bums.
485
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,160
But it is quite, like, I know
this is going to sound funny
486
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,280
but, like,
standing up like meat.
487
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,560
Because we have different judges
each night,
488
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,200
a different girl could win any time,
489
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,760
like, it just depends entirely
on what the judges want.
490
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,920
Like, you might have
a bunch of judges
491
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,360
that like natural boobs, or ones
that just like big fake boobs.
492
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,440
So what happens is,
when they cut you here
493
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,720
they push the implant through,
494
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,000
they cut your breast tissue
away from your actual rib cage.
495
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,920
They put the implant in
and your breast tissue covers it.
496
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,360
So when you feel them, it's
my breast tissue you're feeling,
497
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,560
you don't feel the implant at all.
498
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,120
You don't know where it starts
and where it finishes.
499
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,280
So I have to massage them
for 15 minutes every day,
500
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,560
and it's fun anyway.
501
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,040
It's nerve wracking being, like,
kind of a pale-skinned redhead
502
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,920
with real boobs, up against,
you know, these amazing, like,
503
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,880
blonde goddesses with surgically
enhanced boobs and everything,
504
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,080
and their beautiful tans
and everything.
505
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,760
It's a bit intimidating.
506
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,680
Dad was all for it,
Mum was completely against it.
507
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:40,320
When I told her, she was crying
which... I never felt so bad.
508
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,120
It is her life.
509
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,440
So, you know, scars
and unattractive bits and pieces,
510
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,160
you don't want them.
511
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,960
Yeah, so we kind of
had a bit of a moment
512
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,000
and I said "No, don't worry, Mum,
it's going to be okay.
513
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,800
"It's going to be okay."
And off I went to Thailand.
514
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,960
Great hospital -
Yanhee International with Dr Pitch.
515
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,920
They were really, really nice.
516
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,560
And went in and did it,
and there they were
517
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,040
and Mum was quite surprised
at how nice they came,
518
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,720
not too big...
519
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,120
Yeah, I was, I was happy...
happy when I saw her.
520
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,920
A, that she was alive and she wasn't
riddled with some overseas disease.
521
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,080
She goes "Oh, do you want a look?"
522
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,320
Of course I said "Yes, I do."
523
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,840
And I was pleased that she hadn't
gone Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson
524
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:33,080
and turned herself into some sort of
plastic-looking ridiculous person.
525
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,480
I hate people asking
"Do you get turned on
526
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,800
"while you're on stage
or when you're doing a show?"
527
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,920
Like, if I'm upside down
in my hoop or whatever,
528
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,600
and I'm, like,
10 metres above a concrete floor,
529
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,680
I'm really not thinking
about gettin' off.
530
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,920
The most amusing type
of audience member is the guy
531
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,120
that's looking in your eyes
and then making a really big deal
532
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,160
of having eye contact with you.
533
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,280
They're like this,
you're doing whatever you can
534
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,280
and they're like this
the whole time.
535
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,920
You turn away for two seconds,
perhaps open your legs,
536
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,040
you turn back
and their view's right there.
537
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,200
Like, it's very funny.
538
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,320
Every time, every time.
539
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,560
I noticed last night
watching in Adelaide
540
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:28,560
that there doesn't seem to be
a lot of laws about open leg work
541
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,600
and things like that,
whereas in WA it's a lot stricter.
542
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800
I don't know
whether that means we're backward
543
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,360
and they're ahead of us,
or whether we're ahead
544
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,240
and they're backward and behind us -
I'm not sure which.
545
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,720
But I noticed that it's
quite a bit different over here.
546
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,320
Which I think puts our girls
at a disadvantage, actually,
547
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,720
because they prepare their shows
and perform their shows in WA
548
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,240
to our crowds and to our standards
and then they come here and say,
549
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,480
"They're allowed to do
so much more here."
550
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,280
And they have to actually
adapt their show a little bit
551
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,400
to try and compete
with the other girls.
552
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,760
I want to see you
at the Moulin Rouge.
553
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,640
Where it's all, you know,
554
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,600
really glamorous and elegant...
555
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,240
Yeah.
556
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,280
Full on and whatever.
They don't get nude enough for me.
557
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,120
Oh! Okay.
558
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,280
It's nude enough for me,
but anyway...
559
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,080
It's your pink bits,
so what can I say?
560
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:27,520
Whether you go into clubs, pubs,
people that come to competitions
561
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,360
or book you for private shows,
you get such a mix.
562
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,440
They're young, they're old,
they're, you know, Lebanese,
563
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,600
they're Asian, they're Australian,
they're politicians.
564
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:46,800
They're B-grade celebrities,
they're fathers, they're brothers,
565
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,680
95% of them are fine, they all
just want to see a beautiful girl
566
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,240
doing a good show
at the end of the day.
567
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,280
I got a request to go and do a show
568
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,640
in an intensive care unit
in a hospital.
569
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,840
I got a phone call saying,
570
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,600
"Ellashaye, you've been requested,
they want you.
571
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,960
"We don't know exactly
what's going on there,
572
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,640
"but we know it's an 18-year-old boy
and we know he's dying,
573
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,400
"and he's requested for you
to do a show there."
574
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,480
SOMBRE MUSIC
575
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,360
So we walked into the hospital
and I met the boy's...
576
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,160
As I was going into the room,
his mother come out.
577
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,360
I don't know if you've ever seen
a mother who knows
578
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,640
that she's going to lose her son...
Oh God, I'm going to cry.
579
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,360
There's nothing that you will ever
see in your whole life, to know...
580
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,920
to see that look on someone's face.
581
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,200
And lose their son,
and you're going to go in there...
582
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,720
I don't know if it's the only time
he's ever seen a naked girl,
583
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,040
but you're going in there
to someone's deathbed, literally.
584
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,080
And they said to me
"Look, he's dying of a brain tumour,
585
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,120
"he's got a few days left to live,
he's on life support,
586
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,760
"he's had a stroke
on one side of his body."
587
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,680
On one side of the room
there's all these friends,
588
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,400
young boys, you know, they're like,
"Yeah, the stripper's here!"
589
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,400
On the other side are his family
who are absolutely devastated.
590
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,800
So I don't know if you can
understand, or begin to imagine,
591
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
what it's like
to have two different energies.
592
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,440
Yeah, these boys
are mourning their friend,
593
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,480
but it was like
they weren't accepting
594
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,680
what was actually going on.
595
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,360
Like, I took my glove off
and I gave it to him
596
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,640
and one of his eyes would open
and he knew who I was
597
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,560
and what I was doing in there,
he knew exactly that connection of,
598
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,800
"I know what you're doing.
And you know what I'm doing."
599
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,360
Something I've never experienced
in my life.
600
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,080
So I did the show...
601
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,760
and I left...
602
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,960
and I lost it
when I walked out of there.
603
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,320
It gutted me to think that
that was it. You know what I mean?
604
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,440
I was never going to see that boy
again and that moment that we had,
605
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,520
that acknowledgement
that he was there and I was there,
it was pretty full on.
606
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,560
And then four days later,
I got a message from the agency.
607
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,360
The family had texted a message
to the agency just saying,
608
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,400
"We want to thank Ellashaye
for her time in doing the show,
609
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,360
"but we want to let you know
that he's passed away,
610
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,520
"but we're truly thankful."
611
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,600
If someone asked me
to do that again?
612
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,360
I don't know if I'd do it.
613
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,560
Good morning, Crazy Horse.
614
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,720
Yeah, hi. This is Trinity
from the Miss Nude competition.
615
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,160
I'm just calling to see whether I've
made it into the finals tonight.
616
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,800
Ah, yes, you are.
I did?
617
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,400
(Squeals) Yay!
618
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,320
Hi, this is Mackenzie. I'm ringing
to find out about the finals.
619
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,680
Yeah, unfortunately
you didn't make it into the final.
620
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,000
Oh, okay.
621
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,800
You're still required to be here
at 8-ish for the parades.
622
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,440
Yep.
All right?
623
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,760
All right, thank you very much.
Bye...
624
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,120
Nah.
Really?
625
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,800
Oh well, that's it.
626
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,360
It's not exactly the career choice
I would have chosen for her,
627
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,000
and I was flabbergasted
when she initially told us.
628
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,600
PHONE RINGS
629
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,760
Good morning, Crazy Horse.
630
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,560
Hi Jared, it's Dee.
631
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,960
How you going?
You're in the final.
632
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,040
So we'll see you tonight
at 8 p.m.
633
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,160
All right? Bye.
634
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,920
That was Dee, Danielle Dare.
She's happy.
635
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,960
I'm proud. I really am.
636
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,080
Shut up or I'm going to hit you.
637
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,520
Be more, like theatrical.
Get out.
638
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:33,200
It's sort of like, (flat)
"Who's this? Dee, you made it."
639
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,680
Why don't you go "Hi, Dee!
Congratulations! You've made it!"
640
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,600
How about a bit of...
641
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,520
If they were like that on the phone
I might be a bit more jovial.
642
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,320
Understand that they're ringing
because their lives are on the line.
643
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,640
They're ringing to think, "What am
I going to hear at the other end?"
644
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200
But if they hear a happy person,
maybe they'll think,
645
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,360
"Oh wow! He sounds happy. He's
going to give me some happy news."
646
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,520
Instead of (flat) "Oh, you made it,
you're in the final."
647
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,240
Just something... "Hi, Dee."
648
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,560
All those acting classes
that I paid for you all these years
649
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,920
obviously haven't worked, have they?
Yeah.
650
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,360
Sort of throughout the day
I just got some messages
651
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,280
from different groups of people -
we've sort of pieced together...
652
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,080
I think we've figured out
who six of the girls are
653
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,160
who've gotten in, but I don't know
who the final two are.
654
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,560
Find out tonight.
655
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,120
At the end of the night there's
going to be
656
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,040
one very happy person there tonight
- very happy.
657
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,200
Whether the audience agrees with it,
whether the...
658
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,800
the agents and club owners agree
with it, that's besides the point.
659
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,120
One girl is going to be
a very happy girl
660
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,160
and we'll just rely on what
the judges' decision is going to be.
661
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,480
Shall we go to the club now?
Are you excited?
662
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,960
MAN SINGS FRENCH SONG
663
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,400
My God, I'm freaking out,
and I'm not even in it.
664
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,440
I'm so excited. It's so good.
665
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,120
FRENCH SONG CONTINUES
666
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,720
You know, it gets really tense.
667
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,000
I go through it every year
and I've been through it every year.
668
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,880
When it comes to the announcements
of, you know, the awards
669
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,400
at the end of the night, oh,
that's nerve-wracking!
670
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,640
First!
671
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,080
Praying to the stripper gods.
672
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,680
Somebody else
has got to take it over.
673
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,880
All the best to her.
She needs it.
674
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,600
It's a hard year.
675
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,520
If you're your own boss, then it's
a lot easier for you I guess,
676
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,680
but if you work for a club,
then they make sure that you've...
677
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,600
you perform a lot.
678
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,560
And it begins.
679
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,080
Thank you very much.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
680
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,560
and welcome
to the Crazy Horse in Adelaide
681
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,320
and Miss Nude Australia 2008.
682
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,880
Another one, Morgan!
683
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,680
Oh, another week, and what
a fantastic week it's been here.
684
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,520
The girls have been fantastic.
685
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,840
FRENCH SONG CONTINUES
686
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,320
Good luck, everybody!
687
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,200
The girls backstage,
how is it tonight?
688
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,960
Oh, you know, it's a bit nervous,
anxious, excited.
689
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,640
It's all the good stuff.
690
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,680
I'm very much relieved.
I'll shove it on the next person.
691
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,400
Seriously... I'm done.
692
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,120
You are going to have a great night,
let me promise that much to you.
693
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,800
Yes!
The line-up is absolutely fantastic.
694
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,800
Go Perth!
Go WA! Yeah!
695
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,800
All right, ladies and gentlemen
and judges,
696
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,240
we'll start tonight's entertainment
here at the Crazy Horse...
697
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,080
As a performer, I guess there
really is nothing more thrilling
698
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,000
than having the yes factor,
and that's what
699
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,920
I really brought
to this competition -
700
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,800
is the entertainment factor.
701
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,760
First contestant on stage.
702
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,000
We need rousing applause
for the very beautiful...
703
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,000
Trinity Porter!
704
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,280
BURLESQUE-STYLE SONG
705
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,760
Things come to those who wait,
706
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,560
but only the things left
by those who hustle,
707
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,800
and I don't want to get the dribs
and drabs, I want to hustle
708
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,360
and I want to get the good jobs
and win the competitions
709
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,040
and, you know, make the most money
and do what I can
710
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:46,680
so when it's my time to finish up
I can finish up on a high.
711
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,240
Go, Trinity!
712
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,600
APPLAUSE, CHEERS
713
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,320
It's always hard going first.
714
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,560
Any showgirl will tell you that,
it's so hard going first.
715
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:21,240
Because it's early in the night,
it's early in the shows, you know,
716
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,760
so people aren't
sort of used to everything
717
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,720
so it's just kind of...
718
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,920
I... yeah.
Sorry, I'm just so nervous.
719
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,760
Yeah, it's so hard.
720
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,240
But I think I did awesome.
I never do a bad show.
721
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,200
With a big round of applause,
722
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,720
come on,
let's hear it for Ellashaye!
723
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,080
FRENCH SONG
724
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,680
I'm enjoying myself.
725
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,960
It's the first time I've ever
competed for this sort of thing.
726
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,840
The presentation
has to be immaculate.
727
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,400
Everything counts, everything.
728
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,520
I own that stage,
that's mine for 15 minutes.
729
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,880
I'm going to rock it and that's it,
end of story. (Laughs)
730
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,760
I've never had sex with a sponge
like that ever in my life.
731
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,520
Not like that.
732
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,840
We've done it before,
but never like that.
733
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,920
Hope it will respect me
in the morning.
734
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,160
Like, if you're not out there
watching everybody's show
735
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,360
and everything that you're doing,
you're backstage,
736
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,240
and you hear the crowd, like,
737
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,040
roar at certain points and you're
like, "My God, what is she doing?
738
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,360
"Is she doing some amazing thing
I'd never have any chance of doing?"
739
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,600
FRENCH MUSIC
740
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,000
With a big round of applause,
741
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,440
come on,
let's hear it for Suzie Q!
742
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,400
My best asset in my performance
is kind of characterisation.
743
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,760
Like, I like to play
kind of characters,
744
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,400
at least at the start of my show.
745
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,440
SOLEMN MUSIC
746
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,560
MUSIC BUILDS
747
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,840
I'd love to win Miss Nude.
748
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,360
I feel
I'm at a point in my career
749
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,040
where I seem to be doing
really well. (Laughs)
750
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,160
And this would just help sort of
push me up to the next level.
751
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,960
MAJESTIC MUSIC
752
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,280
I chucked in more acrobatic stuff.
753
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,920
I was like, "I've got to do
some acrobatic stuff"
754
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,960
and I was a bit puffed
when I came off stage,
755
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,040
not enough sexy stuff,
not enough sexy face.
756
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,080
I do have a couple of favourites,
757
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:08,320
but you've got standouts as far as
personality, standouts in body,
758
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,000
you've got standouts in,
you know, as far as beauty queen.
759
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,560
You know, they all stand out
in their own segments.
760
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,280
There's probably no one
that actually stands out
761
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,400
in all categories,
but it's going to be a tight...
762
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,600
there's going to be
a tight competition.
763
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,520
Miss Nude Australia 2008,
Hottest New Talent.
764
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:36,120
Let's put our hands together
for Trinity Porter!
765
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,400
The one perhaps something
that in the back of my mind
766
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,960
I worry about long term is...
767
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,240
nice men
don't usually marry strippers.
768
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,880
So from a long-term point of view,
769
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,440
I'm hoping that once she's had enough
of what she's doing
770
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,120
that she does meet somebody who
can appreciate her intelligence
771
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:14,040
and her enthusiasm and her strengths
772
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,920
and appreciate what she's done
without judging her.
773
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,720
You know, I'm not going
to be doing this for ever.
774
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,120
I'm not going to have
a firm arse for ever,
775
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,440
my boobs aren't
always going to be, you know,
776
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,400
not everything's
going to be perfect,
777
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,440
so I need to make the best
of what it is now
778
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,000
and then, like, I don't know,
I want to succeed
779
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,080
and I want to make a career
out of it, so I guess
780
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,440
I do need to look at it
as a business.
781
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,120
I am a product, I need to sell me.
782
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,520
I'd... you know, I'd rather
her be married to Prince Harry
783
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,200
or something like that.
784
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,480
But that's not where she's going,
so what can I do about it?
785
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,880
Nothing.
Just love her.
786
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,560
Okay, Miss Nude Australia,
Entertainer of the Year,
787
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,920
with a big round of applause,
ladies and gentlemen,
788
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,600
it goes to Ellashaye!
789
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,680
Miss Entertainer of the Year.
790
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,240
I'm really, really happy with it.
791
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,240
It's well-deserved, for sure.
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
792
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,600
I'm truly, truly happy with it.
Next year I'm going to come back.
793
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:44,160
I don't feel I left with anything
that I didn't deserve
794
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,360
or anything,
because I gave it my all.
795
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,080
And I showed who I was and so
I'm leaving my mark on the industry,
796
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,000
and a positive one.
797
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,360
I'm not going to be the girl
washed up with a drug problem
798
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,040
or anything like that,
799
00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:00,200
because it's not all negative,
and it's not all positive.
800
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,640
But it's a lot of fun.
801
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,520
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
this is the one,
802
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,480
this is the biggie.
803
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,120
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Nude Australia 2008 winner,
804
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,920
with a big round of applause,
let's hear it for Suzie Q!
805
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,000
WILD APPLAUSE
806
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,640
POIGNANT PIANO MUSIC
807
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,560
He's going to be asleep.
808
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,960
Still asleep.
Wake up, dude, come on.
809
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,840
It's difficult.
810
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,120
His latest thing is that
he doesn't want me to become a diva,
811
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,760
and that's why he's putting me
back in my place.
812
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,160
I'm like, "No, dude, you're putting
me down." That's different.
813
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,400
So much for the excited "Hi!"
814
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,920
You know what, I deserve someone
who's going to love and respect me
815
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,480
and I've said to him,
if you're up for that,
816
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,760
if you can do that, that's cool,
we can make something happen,
817
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,880
but if you're not, uh...
818
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,080
(Girls chat)
819
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,240
GENTLE MUSIC
820
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,760
Thank you very much.
45 Gs in one year.
821
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:56,080
How much better does it get?
$45,000 this girl's won.
822
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,280
GENTLE PIANO MUSIC
823
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,280
Yeah, I can't believe
I won best bottom.
824
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,760
Strange.
825
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,600
Anyway, apparently
I have a nice bum.
826
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,680
I think it can be a very sexy
experience for the viewers,
827
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,080
but I think... I don't know...
in an ideal world
828
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,000
isn't it more about appreciating,
like, the beauty of the female form?
829
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,880
No, it's not, is it?
830
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,280
It's just about them getting turned
on by a sexy girl doing sexy things.
831
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,040
Damn.
832
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,320
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