All language subtitles for Teen.Titans.Go.S01E02.Drivers.Ed.-.Dog.Hand.720p.WEB-DL.x264.AAC

(opening theme playing)

(zapping)

This is going to be
the greatest achievement
of my life!

(video game beeping)

Beast boy, emergency.
No time to explain.

Come on, get the car!
Gotta go!

(beeping)

(engine revving)

What's the emergency?

Got a monster to deal with.

(tires screeching)

A monster case
of the munchies.

Cheeseburger, fries,
milk shake, and a small
side salad, stat.

Woman over pa: (distorted)

(computer beeping)

Man, these back-ups seem like
they take longer every week.

(door slams)

Cyborg, emergency.

No time to explain.

Come on, get in the car!
We gotta go!

(computer beeping)

Check it out,
dog simulator 2000.

(clattering)

(munching)

You cannot eat
the berry, silkie.

They are bad for you.

Yes, they are.

-Oh, yes, they are.
-(silkie chuckling)

(glass shattering)

Starfire, emergency.

No time to explain.
Come on, get the car!
We gotta go!

(gulping)

(engine revving)

Robin: Pick me up in an hour.
Thank you.

(growling)

(roaring)

Back, foul demon.

Azarath metrion zinth...

Raven, emergency!
No time to explain!

Come on, get the car!
We gotta go!

(engine revving)

(clucking)

Guys, emergency!
No time to explain!

Come on, get the car!
We gotta go!

Guys, emergency!
Car, go, now!

Guys... (chuckling nervously)

Emergency.

Oh, yeah? So, what's the big
emergency, robin?

Everything's half off
at the dollar store!

Man, all week you've
been bumming rides
for stupid stuff.

You know you messed up
my weekly backup, right?

You're lucky I didn't lose
any important data.

I must agree with cyborg.
It is most irritating.

Thank you.

(optical sensor beeping)

Who's that orange girl?

(electricity crackling)

Why can't you just
drive yourself, dude?

Uh...My... (clears throat)

My license was suspended.

-What?
-(nervously) yeah.

I was in a little
fender bender.

No, no, no, no.
You don't need to come down.

It's just a scratch.

(explosion)

So, you destroyed
the batmobile.

(laughing)

-You did not.
-(cyborg sighs)

-Ah, you in trouble.
-(laughs)

It is enjoyable to laugh at
someone else's misfortune.

Anyways, I found a guy
on the internet.

He says he'll get
my license back, no problemo.

Sounds kinda sketchy, robin.

It's on the level.

Besides, how can I not pass?

I am a master driver.

(tires screeching)

Well, this is where
the driving instructor
told me to meet.

"get in. Start engine."

Okay.

(engine starts)

(changing radio stations)

(hip hop music playing)

(alarm blaring)

(hip hop music continues)

-(turns off radio)
-(alarm blaring in distance)

My name is ed. I'll be your
driving instructor.

Ed, as in
"driver's ed"? (chuckling)

Just ed.

The way this works is that
every time you fail to comply

With an instruction,
I make a deduction.

Too many deductions, you fail.

Hey, what's that noise?
Is that...

Pull out into traffic
and proceed
through the intersection.

-But what about the...
-And that's a deduction.

(sighs) okay. Right, right.
I'm going.

(gun firing)

-I swear, that sounds like...
-Eyes front.

-Sorry.
-That's a deduction.

Left here.

(tires screeching)

No signal, another deduction.

Oh, man.

(police siren approaching)

Increase your speed.

If you say so.

Now turn right.

(tires screeching)

-Are you sure?
-Deduction.

Left.

Ed: Deduction, hard right.

(police sirens wailing)

Turn right.

-But there's no...
-Two deductions.

Hard right.

(police sirens wailing)

-I think we're finished here.
-(panting)

So, how did I do?

So, you failed
your driver's test?

(laughing)

Cyborg: Whoo! (sighs)

Master driver, huh?

(scoffs)

(chuckling)

Laughing at your shortcomings
makes us all feel better
about ourselves.

(giggles)

(sighs) it is okay, robin.

A lot of people
fail the test of driving.

Will someone please tell me
who that strange woman is?

Look, I'm a great driver.

I'm just not
a great test-taker.

L, r, alligator
and blurry spot.

The good thing is I can keep
re-taking the test

Until I pass.

And I will pass.

Because I am a master driver.

He is gonna fail, isn't he?

Big time.

(alarm blaring)

(gun firing)

So, last time I think
you freaked me out a little,
but now I'm ready.

-(gun shots)
-did you hear that?

-It sounds like...
-That's going to be a...

Okay, okay.
No deductions.

(police sirens wailing)

-This music is terrible.
-(changing radio stations)

-(classical music playing)
-that's a deduction.

(crashing)

Only three seconds
in the air, deduction.

(door dings)

I asked you to turn down
the cereal aisle.

I know, that's a deduction.

(benny hill theme playing)

(crashing)

(door dings)

Meet me for a re-take
in front of the casino.

(gun firing)

Ed: By the money factory.

(gun firing)

Ed: At the end of the rainbow.

(gun firing)

How about you just tell me
who you are?

We went to school
together, right?

You look a lot like my cousin.

Did we eat at the same
restaurant the other night?

Hey, is that robin?

Huh. He's supposed
to be meeting
his driver's ed instructor.

I don't know why he's in front
of a jewelry store.

(alarm blaring)

(tires screeching)

(gun firing)

Looks like it's because
he is the getaway driver.

Surely robin is not aware
he is aiding and abetting
a criminal.

Well, that's why
we've got to warn him,
whoever you are.

(electricity crackling)

(car honking)

What are they doing here?

Oh, they're here to
laugh at me.

"no superpowers
and can't drive,"

I bet that's what
they're saying.

I'll show them.

Make a right here.

Stow it, ed.

I've got this one.

(tires screeching)

(crashing)

(thumping)

Nice driving, cyborg.

(electricity crackling)

Hey, when did
starfire get here?

(panting)

(gulping)

You pass.

Yes!

But only because
I never want you

As a getaway driver again.

I was using you the whole time
and you couldn't see it.

Nope, I knew.

That's why I'm not warning you
about the demon.

(screaming)

That's right. Master driver.

(fireworks sparkling)

(door hissing)

Oh.

(glass shattering)

Have you witnessed
raven's mood?

It appears to be un-good.

Yeah, she's been like that
for the last few days.

Shh. Here she comes.

Okay, raven,
what's bugging you,

You know, uh, more than usual?

-(shock crackling)
-(screaming)

Don't wanna talk about it.

Come on, sing, little birdie.

(thud)

(in demonic voice) I said
I don't want to talk about it.

And I can totally
respect that.

-Raven?
-Fine.

I'll tell you.

My father is coming here
for a visit.

(confused) oh, no?

You don't understand.

He's not your typical dad.

I can relate. I mean,
I am half robot, after all.

Catch, daddy, catch.

(clanging)

It's just...

I had a lot of issues
growing up.

Who had
childhood issues, ahem?

Excuse me,
but are you my mother?

-(trumpeting)
-okay.

Okay, thanks anyway.

-Uh, are you my mother?
-(grunting)

Are you my mother?

(all quacking) are you
my mother?

Look, my father, trigon, is...

All: Trigon?

Trigon.

-Devourer of a million souls.
-(spirits screaming)

Conqueror of countless worlds.

Trigon is one of the most
powerful beings
in the entire universe.

He is your father?

Yep, my dad is
literally a demon

Who feeds off
the suffering of others.

(sighs) especially me.

(banging on door)

Behold trigon,

Master of the dark,

Destroyer of dimensions,

Enslaver of civilizations.

Enough with the resume, dad.

(applauding)

Hi, I'm raven's father.

You must be cyborg.

Is that an upgraded
optical sensor?

Uh, yeah.
Thanks for noticing,

All powerful trigon, sir.

(audience laughing)

Greetings, I am starfire,

Your daughter's
best female friend
within the teen titans.

Young lady, these pale
in comparison to your beauty.

Audience: Aw.

And the party animal himself,
beast boy.

-(audience applauding)
-guilty.

No introduction needed,
boy wonder.

The honor is mine.

How is your back?

It's fine. Why?

Thought it might be sore
from carrying batman
all these years.

-(laughs)
-(audience laughing)

(laughs) ahhh!

Why are you here, dad?

To see my only daughter
and her friends, of course.

And now you have.

Goodbye.

Raven.

That was harsh, man,
even for her.

Yeah, I mean, her dad
didn't seem that bad.

There's something
called knocking, dad.

This place is a pigsty.

How do you live like this?

(whirring)

So I was thinking,
maybe tonight we can

Take your friends
for some pizza.

My treat.

Not interested.

-You know...
-(loud banging)

I wish you could at least
pretend to be happy
to see your dad.

How could I when I know
the real reason you're here

Is to lecture me about not
living up to my potential?

When you said you wanted
to be a hero,

Did I stop you?

No.

I figured it would be great
for you to save some lives

And get it out of your system.

But let's face it,
you're wasting your powers
here, raven.

When I was your age...

Oh, here it comes.

I had already enslaved
my first dimension.

When was the last time
you even tried

To torment a species
for no reason, huh?

Huh, huh?

I didn't ask to be
a demon spawn, you know.

So just leave me alone.

(sighs) where did I go wrong?

Raven's not much
of a conversationalist,
is she?

Hmm, we don't exactly
see eye-to-eye-to-eye.

Yeah, I irritate the snot
out of her, too.

She must have a thing
against powerful men,
you know?

I mean, who wouldn't
want a father

Who could grant any power?

Whoa. Did you say,
"any power"?

Seriously, you have no idea
what a wiener my dad can be.

Dude, you got it twisted.

Your old man's
straight up the bomb.

Why are you talking like that?

How are you talking like that?

Beast boy: Your dad gave her
the power to speak
like an earth teen.

(spraying) ah!

And he gave me the power
to turn into anything I want.

Look.

And yet you choose
to be a bean bag.

Now I can veg out on myself.

(laughs)

(dialing) lol.

Whoo!

What's up, rave?

My dad's got
princess starry-eyes
and the beast brain

Thinking he's the greatest
thing since toilet paper.

Glad you and robin
aren't so gullible.

Where is robin anyway?

(thudding footsteps)

Robin: Notice anything
different, raven?

You're twitching.

Yep, pretty awesome, huh?

(growling)

(shattering)

What, you didn't want
a power from my dad?

Of course I did.

He gave me a dog for a hand.

(laughing) quit it! Quit it!

I love you so much, dog-hand.

-I just...Love you so much.
-(squeaking)

Ugh, he got
to you too, silkie?

What's the haps, players?

You need to stop talking.

Haters gonna hate.

Raven, you've got trigon
all wrong. He's a great dad.

Straight-up, awesome!

Holla!

His breath smells
like a fireplace.

What is wrong with you guys?

What's wrong with you?

Trigon said that you
could have been

Granting powers for us
all along.

-(dog snarling)
-easy, boy. Easy.

Instead of fighting your dad,
maybe you should try to be
more like him.

(grunting)

(sighs) you're right.

It's time I became
the daughter my dad
always wanted me to be.

(wind whistling)

After thinking about
what you said, dad,

I'm ready to embrace
my inner demon.

That's my little tyrant.

Just three easy steps.

First, draw your power
from the terror

Of every
earth-child's nightmares.

Easy-cheesy, rave,
you can do it.

(barks)

(maniacal laughter)

Now, focus that power,

And open an
inter-dimensional portal.

-(applauding)
-way to go, raven.

Bravo.

I'm so proud.

The only thing left to do
is kill all your friends.

Kill us, kill us.
You can, like, totally do it.

Yeah. Wait, what?

I'd like to first make
an example out of one.

I suggest beast boy.

To force the others
to swear their allegiance,

Then eradicate them anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
not cool.

(snarling)

Nothing personal.

Just the last step
in becoming truly demonic.

Go ahead and
annihilate them, dear.

Then we can get
ice cream to celebrate.

So, still want me to be...

(in demonic voice) more
like him?

(demonic screeching)

All: No. Uh-uh.

That's what I thought.

Sorry, dad. Looks like
I'm going to flunk out
of demon school.

You've brought weakness
upon the legend of trigon.

After I revoke
your dark powers,

Then I will destroy
your friends.

What do you know,

Raven was right all along.

You are a major wiener.

(electricity crackling)

And how are you
going to defeat

The most powerful being
in the universe?

By using the powers
you gave us.

Titans, go!

(exhaling)

(titans crashing)

(groaning)

(snarling)

(groaning)

Whatever.

(trigon groaning)

(whimpers)

He's gone for now.

But he'll be back,

Probably for thanksgiving.

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)