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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,319 [ Man ] "D." 2 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,488 "N." 3 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,490 "A." 4 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,411 D.N.A. 5 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:45,170 We would not be returning him to you in the form of a rather large pizza. 6 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,757 It's just your Donald Duck. Donald Duck, indeed. 7 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,925 It's been our luck tonight having you on the show. 8 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:55,638 Ladies and gentlemen, Richard E. Grant. Thanks, mate. 9 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:01,186 Well, what can I say about my last guest? They don't come bigger than this. 10 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:04,522 This kid was an unknown on the Royal Command Performance, 11 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,524 and I was honored to host it. 12 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,402 Headlining that night was the great Tony Bennett, 13 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,781 who sneaked in the wings to watch this boy perform. 14 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,784 He said, "He's magnificent. Frank must hear about him." 15 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,495 The Frank he meant, was, of course, Sinatra. 16 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,748 And Tony, true to his words, took the lad back to Las Vegas... 17 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,667 where America opened its arms to him. 18 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,878 Sinatra went to see him perform, 19 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,048 and said, "This is the prince who will wear my crown." 20 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:35,261 It's a pleasure to have him home. Will you please welcome Toni Cocozza! 21 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,472 [ Applause ] 22 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,228 [ Man ] Toni! 23 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,641 Sorry, son. 24 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,402 Sorry, boys, in you go. 25 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:35,572 Tickets here, son. 26 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,825 Sorry. 27 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,954 No charge. 28 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,707 Hoi. 29 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,836 Fags. It's my last. 30 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,921 See us a fag, doll. 31 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,923 Sure. 32 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,510 Are they all right? Having a ball. 33 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:09,147 ♪ We're on the road to romance ♪ 34 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,357 ♪ That's safe to say ♪ 35 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:15,737 ♪ But let's make all the stops ♪ 36 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,822 ♪ Along the way ♪ 37 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,914 ♪ The problem now of course is ♪ 38 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,710 ♪ To simply hold your horses ♪ 39 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,296 ♪ To rush would be ♪ 40 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,049 ♪ A crime ♪ 41 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:41,137 ♪ 'Cause nice and easy does it ♪ 42 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,850 ♪ Nice and easy does it ♪ 43 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,313 ♪ Nice and easy does it ♪ 44 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,607 ♪ Every time ♪♪ 45 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,485 ♪♪ [ Keyboard ] 46 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,821 [ Applause ] 47 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:08,289 [ Static Feedback ] Sorry 'bout that. [ Chuckles ] 48 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,541 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. You're very kind. 49 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:14,045 [ Chattering Indistinct ] 50 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,256 No, really. 51 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:19,217 But do please stick around, 'cause we'll be back... 52 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,887 with more swinging sounds very, very soon. 53 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:35,441 [ Man ] Toni, come here a minute. I'm on my break! 54 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:38,361 Get your arse over here. 55 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,866 You've got a request. 56 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:51,374 This is a joke, right? I don't do this kind of stuff. 57 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:55,670 "Toni Cocozza is Strictly Sinatra," right? Strictly Sinatra. 58 00:04:55,712 --> 00:05:00,341 Can't start doing this kind of garbage. Better think about this one. 59 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,927 I had it in my pile back there. We used to do it in "Spangles." 60 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:06,264 He's no even a real singer. He's a chancer. 61 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,893 No. No, no. Tell them, "Too bad, and very sorry" and all that. 62 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:13,521 But I wouldn't waste my breath on it. Do you see who it's from? 63 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:21,446 ♪ Then one night in desperation the young man breaks away ♪ 64 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:25,241 ♪ He buys a gun and steals a car ♪ 65 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,661 ♪ Tries to run away but he don't get far ♪ 66 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,205 ♪ And his mama cries ♪ 67 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,004 ♪ As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man face down in the street ♪ 68 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,215 ♪ With a gun in his hand in the ghetto ♪ 69 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:44,469 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 70 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,513 ♪ And as her young man dies ♪ 71 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,852 ♪ On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' ♪ 72 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:56,731 ♪ Another little baby child is born ♪ 73 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,858 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 74 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,322 ♪ And his mama cries ♪♪ 75 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:12,372 Did you spot them? Do I know what gangsters look like? 76 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:16,584 Christ, you cannae miss them! They got big scars and hellish teeth! 77 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,671 You've got a fan. 78 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:27,553 [ Male Singer ] ♪ And I'm being good ♪ 79 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:33,351 - You all right? - Smashing, smashing. Thanks. I've got my health. 80 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,896 And when you've got your health, you've got your health, haven't you? 81 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,650 I'm Dainty. Very pleased to meet you, Dainty. 82 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,111 You having a wee night? Aye, and we're having a rare time. 83 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:46,364 We fair enjoyed your show. And he's no easy pleased. 84 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,158 Thanks for coming. He's quite taken with you. 85 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,786 - Thank you. - And so am I. 86 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:55,665 But that song always reduces him to tears. 87 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,584 - We just wanted to say thanks. - Anytime. 88 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,504 Mr. Vegas enjoyed you as well. 89 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,507 [ Toni ] Mr. Vegas? 90 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,218 - He was there near a year. - Las Vegas? 91 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,763 Tell him about it. He saw them all. Didn't you? 92 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:14,100 Bobby Darren, Dean Martin, the wee darkie. 93 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,436 Boys. 94 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,442 We're going to the casino. You fancy the casino? Um, I don't know. 95 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:26,195 You should come down. Casino. You'll get in for nothing. 96 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,991 I've got stuff to pack up. Offer's there if you want it. 97 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:33,369 ♪ And I'd love to be with you ♪ 98 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:39,417 ♪ If only I could ♪ 99 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,172 ♪ One day while I was not at home-- ♪♪ 100 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:49,010 Excuse me. Have one of my tapes. 101 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:53,639 Toni Cocozza. "Strictly Sinatra." 102 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,350 Thanks, son. 103 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,936 Um... mister-- 104 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,689 Chisholm. 105 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,358 What was it like, Las Vegas? 106 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,944 Fuckin' roastin'. 107 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,531 Did you ever see-- 108 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:14,994 Sinatra? Oh, aye. I met big Frank a few times. 109 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,247 You met him? You met Frank Sinatra? 110 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,584 Your name will be on the door. 111 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:27,465 Don't sup with 'em. 112 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,967 Don't take a drink from them! You hear me? 113 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,512 You take a drink from them, and they've got you. 114 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,514 Bill, relax. 115 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,850 Leave it, son, eh? Come on. 116 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,603 Early start tomorrow. Supermarket day. 117 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,648 I know. Have I ever let you down before? 118 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,776 No. I'm not likely to start now, am I? 119 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:15,179 [ Male Singer ] ♪ Sleep like a baby ♪ 120 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:22,770 ♪ My little lady ♪ 121 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,902 ♪ Dream till the sunrise ♪ 122 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,743 ♪ Creeps into your eyes ♪ 123 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:41,414 ♪ Dream till the sunrise ♪ 124 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:45,418 ♪ Turns on the day ♪ 125 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:50,548 ♪ In the avenues and alleyways ♪ 126 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,343 ♪ While you sleep there's a whole world coming alive ♪ 127 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,929 ♪♪ [ Continues ] Get you something, sir? 128 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,561 What are all these? 129 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:08,441 Turkish, French, Gauloises, Camels, Conquistadors, 130 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:12,361 Lucky Strikes, Tomahawk Falls, Marlboro this, Marlboro that. 131 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,322 You name it, we've got it. 132 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,783 Incredible. Amazing. The wonderful world of cigarettes. 133 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:21,412 Breathtaking. And I've been thinking about giving up. 134 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,956 And cigars as well! 135 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,293 Cubans, Havanas, all kinds of big, fat cigars... 136 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,713 so you can snuff it looking like a Marx brother. 137 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,215 You don't look like a smoker. 138 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,760 What do smokers look like? Me. 139 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,679 You smoke? But I'm gonna give up. 140 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,350 Soon. And if I can give up, you can give up. 141 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:45,394 You gonna give it a try? Soon, yeah. 142 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,606 We could give up together. How 'bout that? 143 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,191 Not today, though. 144 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:55,112 Fair enough. Day at a time. 145 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,824 So, what can I get you from the tray of death? 146 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,118 A pack of those. 147 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,958 I'll get your change. 148 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,714 On the house, sir. 149 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,717 - Sorry? - No charge. 150 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,470 Oh. Thanks very much. 151 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,270 This way. 152 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,733 We've heard all about you. You're the next big thing. 153 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,694 [ Laughing ] 154 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,696 That's what they are sayin'. 155 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,698 This is Toni Cocozza, the singer. 156 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,450 You're a class act. A pleasure to meet you. 157 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,703 Toni Cocozza, the next big thing! 158 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:48,040 [ Male Singer ] ♪ Hold me to you ♪ 159 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:52,086 ♪ And I'll never ♪ 160 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ Never ever let you go ♪ 161 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:03,097 ♪ Never let you go ♪ 162 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:07,935 ♪ I made a vow ♪ 163 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,941 ♪ To love only you-- ♪♪ 164 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,864 Hey. Sorry? 165 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,868 Sorry. I thought you were somebody else. Apologies. 166 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,085 Spare any change? 167 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,886 Should you not be at school? 168 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,935 Here. Away and get out of the cold. You hear me? 169 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,690 Poof. 170 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,735 There were bowls of nuts everywhere. 171 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,363 And the thing is, you take a handful, a big handful, 172 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,241 you turn your back, you're chatting away, you're munching away. 173 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:08,537 When you turn around again, the bowl was full. 174 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,999 They weren't salted, Bill, they were honeyed. Honeyed! 175 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,001 Fingers. Fish. 176 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,295 You can get they nuts in here. 177 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,756 No, you cannae. I've seen them. 178 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,675 Not the same kind. Some night. 179 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:25,262 You know what those people are, Toni? Good company. 180 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,264 A bit rough and ready, but who cares? 181 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,559 Your father would be horrified. Here we go! 182 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,479 Promise me you'll keep away from them, son. 183 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,606 I'll tell you what they are. 184 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,567 Fans. That's all! 185 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:41,278 And you know what? They actually made me feel like somebody. 186 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,280 You're somebody already. 187 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,617 No 'round here. People are fond of you. 188 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,287 People are fond of pies. You don't see many of them on Broadway. 189 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,748 And is that being somebody? What do you think? 190 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:57,753 I think you're no seein'. People hold you in a certain regard. 191 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,880 [ Man ] Excuse me. Excuse me. 192 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,133 Are you Toni Cocozza? 193 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,137 Me? 194 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,182 Yeah, I am, actually. How you doin'? 195 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,810 I found your mitts in the car park. 196 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,312 Your name was on them. 197 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,565 Thanks. 198 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:29,243 [ Male Singer ] ♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪ 199 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,954 Aye. Aye. 200 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:37,042 ♪ You're nobody till somebody cares ♪ 201 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,339 ♪ You may be king ♪ 202 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,383 ♪ You may possess-- ♪♪ 203 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,927 There's a talent show. 204 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,013 I knew you were leadin' up to something. 205 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,057 On television. The Big "T." I knew it! 206 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,810 What's that? It's what you see lookin' at me. 207 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:59,023 Talent. "Only those with the big 'T' need apply." 208 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,983 Is it no just amateur crap? 209 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,445 Apparently they'll take professional crap as well. 210 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,782 I dug out all this stuff last night. 211 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,077 And I hardly used half of it. 212 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,079 I'm gonna send 'em a tape. 213 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,167 Will you help me? 214 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,003 If I get an audition, will you play for me? 215 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,049 I know how you feel about where you are. 216 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:30,054 But... that's a hard game, son. It can give you a hell of a lot of knocks. 217 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,891 I know, but I wanna give it a go again. 218 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:38,854 I don't wanna spend the rest of my days lookin' out this window watching the world go by. 219 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,106 I want to be part of it, Bill. 220 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,275 I want to be somebody. 221 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,822 All right. 222 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,742 You're a star, Mr. "C." 223 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,536 This is goin' in the post today. 224 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:58,082 As for these, this is the age of the publicity blitz. 225 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,918 And Toni Cocozza is about to join it. 226 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:17,643 [ Male Singer ] ♪ Oh, oh, oh it's magic You know ♪ 227 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,229 It's you! The guy with the hair. 228 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,815 Aye, that's right. Toni. Toni Cocozza. 229 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,900 This is you as well. Aye, sure is. 230 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,902 You're on the stage. 231 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,572 Wow. That's fantastic. What do you do? 232 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,200 What do you think? 233 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,705 Are you a magician? No. 234 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,791 Are you a funnyman? 235 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,252 Do I look funny? 236 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:47,256 Are you meant to? I'm a vocalist. 237 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,009 I love all that! What's the name of your dummy? 238 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,344 [ Woman ] No way! 239 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:57,182 You actually get up on stage and give it with the "doobey-doobey-do" stuff? 240 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,268 This I've got to see! 241 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:03,397 Can I come? Oh, we'll sort something out. 242 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,649 Irene. Irene. 243 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,861 I love all the Sinatra stuff. It's like another world, isn't it? 244 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,155 It's all there for them who choose. 245 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,116 Do you wear a tuxedo? Couldn't step onstage without it. 246 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,369 See, that's classy! 247 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:21,123 I like a tuxedo. I've got pictures of my folks out with their friends. 248 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,918 All the men are in tuxedos, and the women are all in their best gear. 249 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,422 I've got pictures like that. They've gone to some big do, something special. 250 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,382 They push the boat out. That's right. 251 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:34,136 There's a pack of them. They look like movie stars. Well-- 252 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,597 Some of them. "B" movies. 253 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,850 [ Chuckles ] It's funny. There's always one couple that looks good, 254 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,645 and there's always a couple with the woman with a slightly embarrassed face... 255 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,522 because her husband-- Pulls a big, stupid face. 256 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,858 Yes! That'd be me. 257 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,653 I've always wanted to have a night like that. 258 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,823 I've spent a lifetime trying. 259 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:53,006 Just do it. I don't care about that. Just fucking do it! 260 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:03,725 How you doin'? [ Toni ] Fine, thank you. 261 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,189 Toni Cocozza. I know. 262 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,776 What you having? I'm fine just now. Thanks. 263 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,113 Come on in. Sit yourself down. 264 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,744 You enjoy yourself the other night? Aye, I did. 265 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,455 Thanks very much. Old Connolly's very taken with you. 266 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,167 And Dainty. Very taken. That's nice. 267 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,793 Sit down, sit down. 268 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,592 You're not unlike him, you know. 269 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,553 Who? Mr. Sinatra. 270 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:44,016 You both be from the same kind of background-- close to your family. 271 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,394 Aye. My mother died when I was wee. 272 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,981 My father, it'll be a year now. 273 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,817 Hard. 274 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,278 A great loss. 275 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:04,995 First time I saw Frank Sinatra, he was wearing a gray suit. 276 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,583 Single-breasted. High-waist trousers, four pleats. 277 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,252 There was something about it I cannae describe. It was-- 278 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:17,049 It was like-- It was like it was shiny, but not that shit shiny. 279 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,800 It was like-- It had a sheen. 280 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,678 It had a sheen. 281 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,475 - Could not see his face. He was wearin' a hat. - Aye, snap brim. 282 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:30,520 Pulled a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. Lit one, looked up. 283 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:35,108 Then he said, "You want one?" 284 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,737 His voice was cracked, cool. 285 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,448 "Sure," I said. 286 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:45,285 He handed me the snout, and looked straight at me. 287 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,665 And he had the... clearest blue eyes I've ever seen. 288 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,751 They were like the summer sky... 289 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,878 reflected in a mountain stream. 290 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,130 Crystal clear. 291 00:20:57,172 --> 00:21:00,300 And at that moment, I felt... 292 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,262 like I was a guy in Ancient Rome. 293 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,432 Because I was in the presence... 294 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,559 of a god. 295 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,937 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 296 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,608 What? 297 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,987 No! 298 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:23,740 He's hopeless, useless. 299 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,660 I'm tellin' ya, I'm tellin' ya! Are you deaf? 300 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,171 Got you a shot. 301 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,425 Bourbon on the rocks. 302 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,468 You know, I don't drink spirits. 303 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,221 Will you no take a drink off me? 304 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:50,851 Hmm? Come on, let me buy you a drink. 305 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,122 Cheers. 306 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,586 Cheers. 307 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,178 Toni, will you do something for me? 308 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,728 [ Shouting ] 309 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,244 [ Chattering ] 310 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,513 [ Man Chattering ] 311 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,640 Stop trying to do it so fast. 312 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,892 Easy, easy, easy. 313 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,020 Wait, wait, wait. 314 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,778 Right. Very simple. Don't poke about in them, okay? 315 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,573 Don't let anybody else poke about in them, right? 316 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,326 Or I'll let him poke about in you. 317 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,120 Just keep them here until I tell you otherwise, and keep your mouth shut. 318 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,122 Got it? 319 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,430 [ Man ] Right, hen, on your way. 320 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,350 Come on now, don't make any more trouble for yourself. 321 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:21,478 - Leave me be! - Irene! 322 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,897 I'm sacked. What? 323 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:28,485 I'm sacked! They've given my job to somebody else. He can't do that. 324 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,446 He's the manager. He can do what he wants. 325 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,200 What's he done that for? Says I've jinxed the ciggies. 326 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:40,121 Says sales have plummeted since I picked up the tray. I must have alcohol! 327 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,461 He's got a whole pile of names for me. 328 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:49,965 "Stick Insect," on account of my weight. 329 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:53,635 "Snapper," due to the likelihood of my bones breaking. 330 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,096 "Speck," due to my stature. 331 00:25:56,137 --> 00:26:01,768 That's disrespectful. Speck. This manager guy, he's way out of line. 332 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,688 Well, he's got what he's always wanted now. 333 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:09,693 A big glamour puss, all hair and gizambaas. 334 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,820 I mean, you'll not even be able to see the tray now. 335 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:17,284 I could do something, you know. 336 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:21,204 There are people I could talk to. Pardon? 337 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,290 I'm connected. 338 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,542 That's all I'm gonna say. I know people. 339 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:30,171 You know people? I do. 340 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,924 You mean, like the people you were with in the casino? 341 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,468 You know them, do you? 342 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,054 And how do you think they treat me? 343 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,557 Well, I don't really know them. 344 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,393 You know, they just came to the show and-- 345 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,645 They invited me on. I just been there once. 346 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,149 I went out of manners. They're not my pals or anything like that. 347 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:53,153 I know! That was obvious. 348 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:56,948 And by the way, if they were, I wouldn't be standing here with you now. 349 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:04,080 I'm sorry. 350 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,958 Got carried away. 351 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,669 I hate to think of you being treated like that. 352 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:12,714 Well, I appreciate the thought. 353 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,467 Have another drink. [ Mouthing Word ] 354 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,929 [ Chattering ] 355 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,308 Entrez. 356 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,437 Shh. Let's get you some coffee. 357 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,522 It's in there. 358 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,694 [ Loud Clattering Sound ] 359 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:38,948 Senor Cocozza! Can you can it? You'll wake me flatmates. 360 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,329 I'm sorry, I was looking for the coffee. 361 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,042 Make a pot. It'll keep you awake all night. 362 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,836 It's for you! What? 363 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,963 It's been a very bad day. 364 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,550 Confirming my suspicion that all men are beneath contempt. 365 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:01,471 However, among their number, you stand out, 366 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:07,477 appearing to be a good sort whose biggest offense is an occasional lapse in taste, 367 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,605 culminating in your hair being permed. 368 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,108 For which you cannot be condemned. 369 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,360 Now, I know that I'm drunk. 370 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:20,824 But I sincerely believe that in order to end a disastrous day... 371 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,076 on a positive note, 372 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:26,121 I think we should get our kits off... 373 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:30,792 and roll around like animals until our passions are spent. 374 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,426 It wouldn't be right. 375 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:42,554 What? 376 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:46,516 Look, you've-- You've had too much to drink, 377 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,601 and you're not thinking straight. 378 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:51,438 Sorry, that's the truth, you know. 379 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:54,649 Let's not do something we'll regret in the morning. 380 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,277 Irene? 381 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,446 Oh, God, no. 382 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,703 [ Door Opens ] 383 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,794 Irene? 384 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,466 Ir-- 385 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,597 Irene. 386 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,405 [ Laughing ] 387 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,825 Oh, that is something! Sure, that's something! 388 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,787 Aye, it's a keen letter, eh? Look. 389 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:52,373 "We are looking forward to seeing you. Rod Edmunds, producer." 390 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,584 The Big "T." It's no everyone will get a letter from the producer. 391 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,712 Is it no just a standard letter? 392 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:00,340 [ Laughs ] That's personal. 393 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,510 It's just an audition. Eh? 394 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:06,596 "We are delighted to offer you an audition. 395 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,141 Thereafter, successful applicants will be invited to appear on the program." 396 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:14,604 That'll be us! Okay, say you get on, doesn't mean that you'll win. 397 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,607 Doesn't matter. What? 398 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,693 I'll have been on TV. So? 399 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,613 From that moment on, everything will change. 400 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,116 I will become television's Toni Cocozza. 401 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:31,871 Toni, son, you need to keep your feet on the ground. No, I don't. 402 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:35,500 I'll tell you for why. Because things are going my way. 403 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,252 What things? 404 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:40,380 All sorts of things. Well, you'll see! 405 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:43,049 My luck's changing. 406 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,344 The gods are finally paying attention to wee Toni at last. 407 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,722 And now they're smilin'. 408 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:52,433 And I intend to keep them smilin'. 409 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,276 What's the matter? 410 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,741 [ Male Singer ] ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 411 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,869 I just wanted a word. 412 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:13,162 Sit down. 413 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:17,584 You've met everybody. Bill-- Oh, we've had a conversation. 414 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,587 Bill told me your news, about the audition. That's great! 415 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,463 Excitin', eh? 416 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,676 Thank you. On the house. 417 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,803 Thank you. Thank you. 418 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,973 Aldo, that wee thing I had to talk to you about. 419 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,434 What wee thing? Aldo. 420 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,519 Oh, aye! That wee thing. 421 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,858 ♪ We had our tears ♪ 422 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,903 ♪ And our laughter ♪ 423 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:51,534 The other night, I had too much to drink. 424 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,621 When I have too much to drink, I go a bit mental. 425 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:58,708 I always find that very attractive in a woman, except for the drool. 426 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:04,672 I wanted to apologize. I shouldn't have put you in that position. 427 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:07,133 No problem. Honest. 428 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,679 Well... other guys, 429 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,390 you know, um, 430 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:18,186 they might have taken liberties. 431 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,772 [ Chuckles ] Is your cappuccino okay? 432 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:23,066 But you didn't. So-- 433 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,859 Aldo sometimes gets carried away with froth. 434 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,949 You wanna see him when he's shavin'. 435 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,576 Do you wanna know what his story is? 436 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,912 He got on the boat in Italy, and got off here. 437 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,040 He thought he was in New York. He still does. 438 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,626 We've tried to tell him the truth, but he'll no listen. New York? 439 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,671 Aye. I gonna go one day. 440 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:47,507 Send him a postcard. Break it to him gently. 441 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:54,305 - Him and Bill, they're my cronies. - This is the Rat Pack then. 442 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:58,017 Oh, aye. But we're missin' one vital ingredient. 443 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:02,730 - We've no got a Shirley MacLaine type. - That's a surprise. 444 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,608 The post's open, if you're interested. 445 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:09,487 You must think I have a very sad life. 446 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,284 ♪♪ [ Accordion ] 447 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:18,454 [ Woman ] Smile! Very good. 448 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:28,297 I'm sittin' on your knee. And my name isn't Sonny. 449 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,635 Very good, girls. 450 00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:42,979 Hi, dear. What's your name? I'm Simpson. 451 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,148 Is that another crooner? 452 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,817 You think? That's me. 453 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,902 I don't know. 454 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:53,031 Just come over here. He's better lookin' than me. 455 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:54,907 Do you think? 456 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,829 I've got... personality. 457 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,248 It's what makes me different, you know? 458 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,417 I'll give them plenty of that, eh? 459 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:09,505 Just do the songs. Right, just do the songs. 460 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,133 Okay, thanks. 461 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,844 [ Woman ] Lovely! Very good. 462 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,971 That's it, and turn. 463 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,140 Very good. 464 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:27,648 The next contestant is Toni Coco. Cocozza. 465 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:33,154 Oh, sorry. Cocozza. 466 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,327 You can't get the staff these days. 467 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:46,793 Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great pleasure to be... here. 468 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,964 My name is Toni Cocozza. Cocozza. 469 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,425 You got that? 470 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,345 And what I do is strictly Sinatra. 471 00:34:57,386 --> 00:35:00,723 The fellow at the Steinway back there is my pianist, 472 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,850 Mr. William Collins. 473 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,645 Bill, to his friends. And Bill to me after the show. 474 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:08,689 No, really. 475 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:15,238 Okay, sit back and relax, 'cause you're in for a ring-a-ding time. 476 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,366 In fact, a funny thing happened to me and Bill recently... 477 00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:20,409 while on vacation in America. 478 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,746 We went to visit the Grand Canyon... and it was closed! 479 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,665 [ Laughs ] 480 00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:29,377 Isn't that sweet, huh? Mr. Cocozza? 481 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,714 You're a singer? Aye. 482 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:37,635 Sing. Sorry about that. 483 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,887 Sorry. Just a little bit of fun. 484 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,056 Boy. "Krazy Hair on de warpath," eh? 485 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:44,267 I'll tell you somethin', fella, 486 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,269 Davy Crockett's been looking for that hat for ages. 487 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,812 [ Laughs ] 488 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:52,108 Sorry, sorry. 489 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,527 If the cat don't dig it, the cat don't dig it. 490 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,197 Here's something I know you will. 491 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,618 It's a classic from the magical pen of Mr. Sammy Cahn and Mr. Jimmy Van Heusen. 492 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,871 "You Make Me Feel So Young." 493 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,042 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 494 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:12,837 Hen, hen, now what? 495 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,923 Any news? You'll be notified by post. 496 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:19,260 Could you not slip us the wink? We're professionals. We got dates to juggle. 497 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,845 [ Man Chattering ] 498 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,729 Hey, swinger! Chairman of the Board, that's me. 499 00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:34,734 Mr. Edmunds, I'm sorry if I went on a wee bit, but I was nervous and-- 500 00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:38,279 Look, Toni, 501 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,450 people think my job is difficult. 502 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,869 It's not. It's easy. 503 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,996 It's the easiest job in the world... 504 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:51,918 because talent is obvious. 505 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:54,754 And when it's there, it stands out a mile. 506 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:59,133 And when it isn't, it doesn't. Hmm? 507 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,385 May I ask you your age? 508 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:03,679 Twenty-eight. 509 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:09,894 This is not for you, son. What? 510 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:14,023 Take some advice from an old soldier. 511 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,817 Find something else before it's too late. 512 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:18,945 It's not for you, son. 513 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,159 Son. 514 00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:30,289 Moving swiftly along as they say, there you go, eh? 515 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:33,626 He's an arse. Come on, son. It doesn't matter. 516 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,920 Thank you, and fucking good night. 517 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,881 Son-- No, Bill. 518 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,802 Just let me be, okay? 519 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:15,251 Hello? 520 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,653 You listen to me, poof! 521 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,740 'Cause you're in big fuckin' trouble. 522 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:49,493 You fucking like that? 523 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:54,373 You do as I tell you, otherwise you're gonna bleed up your kisser. 524 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:58,085 Now you go home, and shut your mouth, right? 525 00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:01,547 And just wait. Just wait till we come for you. 526 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,799 When will that be? 527 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,926 When we're fuckin' ready. 528 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,483 [ Indistinct Shouting ] 529 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,990 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 530 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,702 [ Door Closes ] 531 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:43,839 [ Phone Ringing ] 532 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,841 [ Answering Machine Beeps ] 533 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,888 [ Irene ] Hey, Frank, this is the Shirley type. 534 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,557 Who are these bums? What do they know? 535 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:57,895 Don't let them bother you. You've got bigger fish to fry, like me. 536 00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:01,190 I want to see this act of yours, so let's do it, okay? 537 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,692 Hope you're fine. 538 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,653 [ Phone Disconnects, Machine Beeps ] 539 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:17,665 [ Car Alarm Blaring ] 540 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,715 [ Blaring Stops ] 541 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:39,019 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 542 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,745 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 543 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,090 It's open. 544 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:24,273 Here. Get out! 545 00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:47,755 "Dinner At Eight." 546 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:49,673 P-Pardon? 547 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:52,384 "Dinner At Eight"! 548 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:01,894 ♪ She gets too hungry for dinner at eight ♪ 549 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,483 ♪ She likes the theater ♪ 550 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,693 ♪ But never comes late ♪ 551 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,698 ♪ She never bothers with ♪ 552 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,034 ♪ People she'd hate ♪ 553 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:21,622 - ♪ That's why the lady ♪ - ♪ Is a tramp ♪ 554 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,917 ♪♪ [ Big Band ] 555 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:28,629 ♪ Doesn't like crap games with barons and earls ♪ 556 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:34,927 ♪ She won't go to Harlem in ermines and pearls ♪ 557 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,808 ♪ She won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls ♪ 558 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:46,272 - ♪ That's why the lady ♪ - ♪ Is a tramp ♪ 559 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:49,275 Let's go! ♪ She likes the free ♪ 560 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:53,862 - ♪ Fresh wind in her hair ♪ - Isn't he good, eh? 561 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:57,324 ♪ A life without care ♪ 562 00:42:57,366 --> 00:43:00,953 [ All Together ] ♪ She's broke and so ♪ 563 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,664 ♪ Hates California ♪ 564 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,083 ♪ It's cold and it's damp ♪ 565 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,836 ♪ That's why the lady ♪ 566 00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:11,880 ♪ That's why the lady ♪ 567 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:16,010 ♪ That's why the lady is a tramp ♪♪ 568 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,931 [ Applause, Cheering ] 569 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,697 [ Door Slides Shut ] 570 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,997 We needed them. 571 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,333 You weren't in, so we took 'em. 572 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,420 And tonight? We wanted to hear you sing. 573 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,173 Dainty's crazy about you. That's it. 574 00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:56,634 Only sorry I missed your performance. Heard it was a great gig. 575 00:43:56,675 --> 00:44:00,137 [ Chuckles ] 576 00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:03,307 [ Chisholm ] Did I tell you about Kim Novak? Kim who? 577 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:07,561 Novak-- film star. You wouldn't have known her. She made films with knickers in them. 578 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:10,939 But you'd know her, eh, Toni? Eh? 579 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,484 I met her as well. 580 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:18,322 She was somethin'. 581 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,034 [ Sighs ] 582 00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:24,578 Brings me in a sweat when I think about her. 583 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,914 Skin like alabaster. 584 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,502 If I'd tried anything, 585 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:34,505 they'd have crippled me. 586 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,925 Might have been worth it, though, eh? Eh? 587 00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:44,098 Wee Kim. 588 00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:53,190 Now, she did a picture with Frankie Boy, right? 589 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,485 - He's singing in these dives, meets her, falls for her. - Aye, Pal Joey. 590 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,613 Pal Joey! 591 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,740 Then he gets outta the dives into a big club. 592 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,742 Yeah, right. A great place. 593 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:07,871 It's got a big stage, big dance floor, tables with wee lamps on 'em. 594 00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:11,500 Aye. Tables with wee lamps on 'em. 595 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,461 You ever been on the telly? 596 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:19,341 Yeah. No. I had an audition for that Big "T." 597 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:22,845 - I've seen that. - [ Toni ] Today, actually. 598 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:25,222 Producer took agin me for some reason. 599 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:28,225 He treated me like I was something on his shoe. 600 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:33,772 What's this arsehole's name? 601 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:37,192 I don't know. Um, Edmunds. Rod Edmunds. 602 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,027 Sit down. 603 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:48,412 He's no right to treat you like this, this, uh-- 604 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,498 What's his name again? 605 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:55,335 What? Um, uh-- I can't remember now. 606 00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:58,130 Edmunds. Rod Edmunds. 607 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,716 It's okay. [ Stammering ] It's fine-- 608 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,302 Don't say another word. 609 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:07,181 Muster up some fuckin' grace and accept, 610 00:46:07,222 --> 00:46:09,767 because it's happenin'. 611 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:12,561 Okay? 612 00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:25,073 What are you lookin' at, rat features? 613 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:26,784 Nothin'. 614 00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:36,960 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 615 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,176 What happened here? 616 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,098 You're a nuckleheid! 617 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,685 A 24-karat stupid arsehole of the first order! 618 00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:56,939 Sorry. You'll be a lot sorrier before you're finished! 619 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,941 I said have nothing to do with him! 620 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:02,736 That's easier said than done. Keep out of their way. 621 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,239 You see them coming, you vanish. 622 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,574 And if they see you first, 623 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:11,078 excuse yourself from their company as best you can and be gone. 624 00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,080 All right? 625 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,208 Aye, all right. 626 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:22,631 With any luck, they'll lose interest in you... 627 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,259 and you'll no hear from them again. 628 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:32,057 Pfft! 629 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,351 Ah, we can fix this. 630 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:36,103 Just need all the bits. 631 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:41,608 You're square with them now? 632 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:45,362 All square. 633 00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:09,887 Toni Cocozza. Are you Kenny? 634 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:13,307 We spoke on the phone. Give us a minute. 635 00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:18,770 I don't think this is our kind of place. 636 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:21,356 Of course it isn't. 637 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,650 I can't take Irene to our kind of place. 638 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:26,904 I want somewhere different, somewhere clean. 639 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:29,364 I've seen you. 640 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:31,241 You're garbage. 641 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,704 [ Chuckling ] Kenny, 642 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:39,041 what I'm after here is a showcase kind of thing. Uh-huh. 643 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,920 The point is, I wouldn't charge you. Do you understand? 644 00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:46,173 As far as you're concerned, there'll be absolutely no outlay. 645 00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:49,051 - What're you lookin' at? - I'm not lookin' at anything. 646 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:51,386 Good. 647 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,805 You know what our clientele is here? 648 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:56,266 Divorcees, second-time-arounders... 649 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,310 looking for kicks with no strings attached. 650 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,355 That's my crowd-- swingers. No, your crowd's geriatrics. 651 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:04,316 They're all Valley of the Dolls and incontinence pants. 652 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,401 These people are with it! 653 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:08,779 They go for sounds like themselves-- 654 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,198 sophisticated and worldly. 655 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,034 Like what? Like Neil Diamond. 656 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:16,912 - Goes down a bomb here. - Does he? 657 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,206 There's a real singer. 658 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:21,416 That is a real singer with real style. 659 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,669 Oh, you go for that, do you? 660 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,712 Black polo neck, hair combed from behind the ear. 661 00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:27,714 At least he's got hair. What does that mean? 662 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:30,384 - What are you lookin' at? - I'm not lookin' at anything. 663 00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:33,971 Aye, you are. You're starin' at my hands. I'm no. 664 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,515 He's no lookin' at nothing. He's starin' at my hands! 665 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:40,143 Leave him alone. He's no. Better no be. 666 00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:42,187 We're not gettin' anywhere here. 667 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:44,481 Let's just get on our way. 668 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,150 Aye, right. Thanks for nothin'. 669 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,403 Anytime. 670 00:49:49,444 --> 00:49:51,697 [ Whispers ] Dump. What'd you say? 671 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:56,618 What do you think I said? 672 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,162 Toni! 673 00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:02,165 Get out. 674 00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:04,334 With pleasure. 675 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:06,003 Prick. 676 00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:16,013 What did you say? I never says nothin'. 677 00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:18,390 What was that crack about the hair? What crack about the hair? 678 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:21,268 Neil Diamond-- "At least he's got hair." What does that mean? 679 00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:25,022 It means, at least Neil Diamond isn't a baldy bastard like Frank Sinatra. 680 00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:28,066 Frank Sinatra was not bald. 681 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,986 He was fuckin' toupee of the century, pal. 682 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,822 You don't know what you're talkin' about! He was a baldy. 683 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,824 He wisnae baldy! He was a rug merchant! 684 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,493 Used to wear all cuts of Axminster tacked onto his napper. 685 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,787 You're out of order, pal. You can still see it. 686 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,498 He left it to Bill Shatner in his will. You want a smack in the mouth? 687 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,501 - You gonna give me one? - Stop it! Daft buggers! 688 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,880 You, get out of here! Move it! 689 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:57,763 I'm sorry. Don't know what's got into him. 690 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:03,060 [ Phone Ringing ] 691 00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:05,771 Hello? 692 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,856 This is he. 693 00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:11,818 Mr. Edmunds. 694 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:14,071 Rod. How are you? 695 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,413 [ Laughter, Applause ] 696 00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:26,541 Thank you. I want you all there. Everybody's comin'. 697 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,961 You're gonna be a big-shot TV star. I finally get to see. 698 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:33,548 You'll need a chaperone. Aye, to protect her from you. 699 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:36,218 That is the weirdest thing, though. What? 700 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:40,847 This about-turn. The fella couldn't have been clearer about his feelings towards you. 701 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:44,518 He said he was having a bad day, didn't he? Problems at home or something. 702 00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:48,438 He made a mistake, that's all. At least he was big enough to admit it. 703 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,899 - It's funny, though, isn't it? - What's funny about it? 704 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,901 It's just funny! 705 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,281 You're all right. Away you go now. 706 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,630 You got a light, mate? 707 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,632 Sure. 708 00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:31,690 You know something, Irene? 709 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,942 I've been looking at you and I'm thinking. 710 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,194 And you know what I was thinking? 711 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,488 I was thinking you look sensational. 712 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,907 There you are, I've said it now. 713 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:48,748 You all right? I've got to go. 714 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:51,710 I've arranged to meet a girl from the casino tonight. Ah, don't. 715 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:56,173 I'm sorry. It's just a bit weird. 716 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,675 I thought I was one of the boys. 717 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:02,971 You are one of the boys. It's just, you're the only one I fancy. 718 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:06,808 What? 719 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,227 Listen, the thing about that night was-- 720 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,271 Please don't mention that night. 721 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:14,316 I never took any liberties, right? 722 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,943 Aye, so you say. 723 00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:19,070 Well, it wasn't without effort. 724 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:24,451 So... what are you saying? 725 00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:27,662 Mmm. 726 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:30,165 I really, really like you. 727 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,251 That's all I'm sayin'. 728 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:37,172 Well, I really like you. 729 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:42,052 Well, could-- could we meet up later? 730 00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:45,931 It's already late. I know, uh-- 731 00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:51,186 But could we-- I don't know, just meet up and... 732 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,313 talk things over? 733 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,402 I've got to go. 734 00:54:06,451 --> 00:54:08,245 The flat-- 735 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,166 The flat's empty tonight. 736 00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:19,214 ♪♪ [ Swing ] 737 00:54:49,202 --> 00:54:52,038 Excuse me. Can I have a word? I've got something on. 738 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,291 You're needed. What for? 739 00:54:54,332 --> 00:54:56,960 If you open your mouth about this, the lassie'll get it. 740 00:54:57,002 --> 00:55:00,088 What lassie? 741 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:03,258 Do you think we're daft? It'd be smart of you to lighten up. 742 00:55:04,509 --> 00:55:06,303 [ Knocking ] 743 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,019 Where did you get Tweetie Pie fae? 744 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:16,896 Psychiatric secure unit, so watch what you're fuckin' sayin'. Move it. 745 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:19,190 Is he gonna be all right? 746 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:21,776 If you had done what you were supposed to, we wouldn't need him, would we? 747 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:24,321 I fuckin' told you. You're a fuckin' liar! 748 00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:26,906 - [ Barking ] - Fuckin' bastards. 749 00:55:26,948 --> 00:55:30,994 Aye, thank fuck! 750 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:33,621 Stupid fucking miserable fucking dogs! 751 00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:38,001 Here. Here. 752 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:41,629 Play with the dogs. That's your job. 753 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,966 The rest of their stuff's over there. Just don't show fear. 754 00:55:47,635 --> 00:55:49,929 Come on. 755 00:55:49,971 --> 00:55:54,434 [ Barking ] 756 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:57,979 - Let's get on with it. - I was hoping a wee cuddle as well. 757 00:56:03,401 --> 00:56:06,488 [ Phone Ringing ] 758 00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:11,993 [ Dogs Barking, Ringing Continues ] 759 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,536 The boss phones in! 760 00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:17,665 [ Dogs Barking ] Shut them the fuck up! 761 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:20,335 Shh, shh. 762 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:24,923 You, shit face. Come here. 763 00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:27,342 [ Ringing, Barking Continue ] 764 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,344 Shut them up! 765 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:34,391 Hello, boss. 766 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,395 Quiet as a grave. 767 00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:41,147 No, they're okay. 768 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:44,234 Lonesome coyotes. 769 00:56:44,275 --> 00:56:47,487 I told you a hundred fuckin' times, Thursday's my Tai Chi night. 770 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,197 Shh. Pl-- 771 00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:10,552 Fuckin' hell. Boss decided to fucking do us. 772 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:13,680 What are you gonna do? Oh, arsehole, nice try! 773 00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:16,015 We get the cigarettes and sweeties. What are you goin' on about? 774 00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:17,600 - You get the money. - What money? 775 00:57:17,642 --> 00:57:20,562 We get the blame. Very good. No! 776 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:33,366 Go! Go! 777 00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:39,247 [ Sirens Wailing ] Shit! Doors. 778 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,291 What? Doors! 779 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,712 [ Engine Sputtering ] 780 00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:48,506 Come on! 781 00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,109 Come on! Come on! 782 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,904 [ Tires Screeching ] 783 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:27,128 [ Male Singer ] ♪ Here ♪ 784 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:31,090 ♪ In my heart ♪ 785 00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:33,510 [ Laughing ] ♪ I'm alone ♪ 786 00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:36,596 Oh, boy! ♪ And so lonely ♪ 787 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:40,058 - If they'd got ahold of me, they would've killed me. - No! 788 00:58:40,099 --> 00:58:42,769 You could've got rid of them easily. Just done your act. 789 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:45,230 [ Men Laughing ] 790 00:58:45,271 --> 00:58:48,483 ♪ I just yearn ♪ 791 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:52,612 ♪ For you only ♪ 792 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:57,367 ♪ Here in my arms ♪ 793 00:58:57,408 --> 00:59:02,372 ♪ I long to hold you ♪ 794 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:08,419 ♪ Hold you so near ♪ 795 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:12,048 ♪ Ever close to my heart ♪ 796 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,928 ♪ So darling ♪ 797 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:22,141 ♪ Say that you care ♪ 798 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:25,395 ♪ Take this heart ♪ 799 00:59:25,436 --> 00:59:28,773 ♪ I give gladly ♪ 800 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:34,529 ♪ Surely you know ♪ 801 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,489 ♪ I need your-- ♪♪ 802 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:40,201 ♪♪ [ Humming Along To Music ] 803 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:47,375 Things fell in our favor. You got a cut. 804 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,670 I'm okay, honestly. 805 00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:54,173 Get yourself kitted out for the show. 806 00:59:54,215 --> 00:59:58,052 No, I've got my tux. It's my lucky tux. It was my father's. 807 00:59:58,094 --> 01:00:00,054 And who ever fuckin' heard of him? 808 01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:02,056 He wasn't well-known, he was well-liked. 809 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:05,685 Still listening to the wee Toni, aren't we? 810 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:11,107 The wee Toni that will struggle away in the cold and misery... 811 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:15,528 until his bones snap and the pish runs out of him. 812 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,573 Forget it. 813 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,575 Think about the other Toni-- 814 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,536 the one people notice when he walks in, 815 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,955 the one who knows how to handle himself. 816 01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:30,084 Huh? Look him in the eye, embrace him and say, 817 01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:35,548 "So be it." 818 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:39,010 Huh? I'll pay you back. 819 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:41,304 Forget it. 820 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:45,183 For yourself, your lassie. 821 01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:48,353 Oh, shit! 822 01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:50,855 Chuckles the Clown? 823 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,483 That's not his real name, of course. 824 01:00:53,524 --> 01:00:57,111 But he's been having a hell of a time recently. He's had a wee cancer scare. 825 01:00:57,153 --> 01:01:00,365 Someone walked away with his big shoes. He's hittin' the sauce. Toni. 826 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:03,701 This is a disaster because "A," he's an alcoholic. 827 01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,453 And "B," he's due in court tomorrow. 828 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,622 But you got him home? 829 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,999 I had to. 830 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,418 If he doesn't show up tomorrow, he'll lose his daughter. 831 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:15,254 He'll never see wee Brandie again. 832 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:17,340 What a story. 833 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,720 I phoned Bill. Did ya? 834 01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:27,350 He said it wasn't like you. 835 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:30,311 That something must've turned up-- an emergency. 836 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,940 It was out of my control. 837 01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:38,903 Well, you had to do what you had to do. 838 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,905 You could've phoned. 839 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,866 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 840 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:48,204 I'll call you a taxi. 841 01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:51,249 I, I, I am so sorry. 842 01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,126 You need to go home. 843 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,096 Sorry, mate. 844 01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:10,268 No problem. My fault. 845 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,231 [ Male Singer ] ♪ I've been a puppet a pauper ♪ 846 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:17,692 ♪ A pirate, a poet ♪ 847 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,986 ♪ A pawn and a king ♪ 848 01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:23,781 ♪ I've been up and down over and out ♪ 849 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:26,534 ♪ I know one thing ♪ 850 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,870 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ 851 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,832 ♪ Laying flat on my face ♪ 852 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:37,503 ♪ Well, I pick myself up and get back in the race ♪ 853 01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:40,131 ♪ That's life ♪ 854 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:45,845 ♪ That's life and oh I can't deny it, no ♪ 855 01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:51,100 ♪ I thought of quitting, babe but my heart just ain't gonna buy it ♪ 856 01:02:51,142 --> 01:02:55,813 ♪ And if there's nothing shaking come this year July ♪ 857 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:03,321 ♪ I'm gonna roll myself up ♪ 858 01:03:03,362 --> 01:03:08,534 ♪ In a big ball ♪ 859 01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:14,874 ♪ And die ♪ 860 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:21,130 ♪ My, my ♪♪ 861 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:24,675 Jack Daniels, large one. Plenty of ice. 862 01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:26,677 Something for yourself, bartender. 863 01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:29,639 - What're you havin'? - I'm all right at the moment. 864 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,183 Shiny suit. 865 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:34,227 It's no shiny, it's a sheen. 866 01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:36,229 You could light the street with it. 867 01:03:36,270 --> 01:03:38,648 Pardon me, Beau fuckin' Brummel. 868 01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:40,775 I came into a wee bit of cash. 869 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:45,196 Wanna see something? 870 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,450 Tickets for the show. 871 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:52,703 They came today. The Big "T." What you make of that? 872 01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:55,581 Where were you last night? Irene phoned me. 873 01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:59,961 I know. She was very worried, and so was I. 874 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,463 Well, I'm all right, so you can relax. 875 01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:06,926 I'm no daft, you know. I know you, and there's something no right here. 876 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:10,805 So spit it out. Just leave it. 877 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,224 Were you with them? Gonna leave it? 878 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:16,936 - You were, weren't you? You were with them. - So what if I was? 879 01:04:16,978 --> 01:04:19,522 Christ, what is it? You a hard man now? 880 01:04:19,564 --> 01:04:22,567 A wise guy? Is that what you call it? You think I'm stupid? 881 01:04:22,608 --> 01:04:25,361 - You couldn't stand the pace of stupid. - Just drop it. 882 01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:27,697 Some wise guy you are. What were you doin' for them? 883 01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:31,742 Shining their shoes? A job, for your information. 884 01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:35,746 - What kind of job? - A fuckin' heist, man. A fuckin' heist! 885 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:40,209 Stick that in your walking stick and walk with it. You're kidding. 886 01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:45,423 - You're just kidding, right? - Everybody knows the right thing to do when it's no them. 887 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:49,510 You've seen them. You've seen the cut of 'em. What the fuck am I supposed to do? 888 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,554 Jesus. 889 01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:54,015 Jesus Christ! 890 01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:57,268 Why? Why? 891 01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,353 Because they did me a favor. 892 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:01,898 What favor? 893 01:05:01,939 --> 01:05:03,941 What do you think? 894 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:10,114 Oh, dear God! 895 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:16,162 Come on. It's a whiskey there. A large-- A large whiskey. 896 01:05:16,203 --> 01:05:18,205 Is this where we are? 897 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:20,666 Is this where we've got to? 898 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,711 Nobody touched the guy. He just wised up, that's all. 899 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:27,006 Same again for me. Not me. 900 01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:29,008 Don't do this to me. I'm out. 901 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,427 Please! 902 01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:35,014 This talent show's our big break. 903 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,224 Let's not blow this one. 904 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:40,227 I want nothing to do with it. Nothing! 905 01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:42,063 And if you were wise, you'd pull out of it as well. 906 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:48,736 Well then, Bill, walk away, you know? On you go. 907 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,948 I don't think you're right, but I guess you're just displaying... 908 01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:55,034 your uncanny instinct for success, which has gotten you where you are today. 909 01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:05,962 What? 910 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:10,049 Look at you. You're a clown. 911 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:17,473 Same again. 912 01:06:23,437 --> 01:06:25,940 [ Knocking ] Irene? 913 01:06:29,276 --> 01:06:32,196 Irene? Irene? 914 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:35,449 [ Pounding ] Irene. 915 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:49,046 Ha-ha! 916 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:51,007 Darlin', I've been waiting for you. 917 01:06:51,048 --> 01:06:53,259 You lied to me! 918 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,761 What are you talking about? Do you mind? 919 01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:58,389 It's a private matter. You must think my head's buttoned up the back! 920 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:00,725 No, darlin', it's a wee bit of kidology. 921 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:03,185 I can't believe I was so stupid! 922 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:06,605 No, please, please. I had to. Leave me alone! 923 01:07:06,647 --> 01:07:09,525 Please! What are we fightin' for? 924 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,111 Come on. Life's too short. We should go have a meal. 925 01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:16,741 - We'll have a drink. We'll sort all this out, eh? - Look at the state of you! 926 01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:19,285 You look like a pimp! This? 927 01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:23,164 This is pizazz, that's all. I'm an entertainer. 928 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:26,751 I'm one of the good guys. Do you understand? I'm one of the good guys. 929 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,587 Get your hands off me! Get your hands off me! 930 01:07:29,628 --> 01:07:31,630 [ Laughs ] 931 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:35,426 You can't handle it. 932 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,137 None of you can fuckin' handle it. Wee Toni's... 933 01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:42,308 got a bit of success, wee Toni's gonna be on TV. 934 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,310 And you're all eaten up with it. 935 01:07:44,351 --> 01:07:48,355 Go and take a long hard look at yourself, Toni. 936 01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:52,276 It's you should take a look at yourself! You and Bill and the rest of you! 937 01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:57,823 I've got one chance to make something of my life! 938 01:07:57,865 --> 01:08:00,242 And you cannae stomach that, yeah? 939 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:03,537 Well, that's no friendship! 940 01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:06,207 There's fuckin' plenty of people will be happy for me, 941 01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:09,293 plenty of people will be pleased to see my name up in lights. 942 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:12,630 You go on that program and you're gonna owe them for the rest of your life. 943 01:08:12,671 --> 01:08:14,799 That's up to me. 944 01:08:17,009 --> 01:08:19,261 Aye, so it is. 945 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:28,687 I'm one of the good guys. [ Honking ] 946 01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:30,689 I'm one of the good guys. 947 01:08:30,731 --> 01:08:34,944 [ Indistinct Muttering ] 948 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:37,238 [ Laughing ] 949 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,995 I'm one of the good guys. 950 01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:47,289 Me. Toni. 951 01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:49,291 Good Toni. 952 01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:12,064 [ Toni ] I'm one of the good guys. 953 01:09:15,442 --> 01:09:17,278 [ Director ] Mix to the wide. 954 01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,784 Cut and cue Jim. 955 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,162 [ Emcee ] Will you give him a big, 956 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,497 big "T" welcome, ladies and gentlemen, 957 01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:14,627 the swinging sound of Toni Cocozza! 958 01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:17,922 [ Applause ] 959 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,751 We're going all the way, folks. That's what we're here for. 960 01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:59,088 Keeps me young at heart, keeping you young at heart too. 961 01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:00,839 We're here every week. 962 01:11:00,881 --> 01:11:02,841 Tell your friends. 963 01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:22,903 That'll be my last. 964 01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:27,741 So you working the big night, Joe? 965 01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,785 The private function? Aye. 966 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:31,829 All hands on deck for that one. 967 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:34,915 You'll see something that night. 968 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:37,209 You'll see some faces that've been taken apart... 969 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:39,336 and they couldn't get back together right. 970 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,797 And that's just the women. 971 01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:44,174 What's the big deal, then? 972 01:11:44,216 --> 01:11:47,636 It's Dainty's birthday. Who's Dainty? 973 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:50,931 She's the wife of one of our more prominent local businessmen. 974 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,183 Capisce? 975 01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:56,603 So best be on your toes or you could find them floating in your martinis. 976 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:02,067 And he and her and all their colorful associates... 977 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:05,612 will be carousing the night away in this fine establishment... 978 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:08,449 absolutely free. 979 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:10,743 Gratis. 980 01:12:10,784 --> 01:12:13,287 Furthermore, they will be treated to a night of entertainment... 981 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:17,041 by some of show business's finest performers, 982 01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:19,335 and me as well. 983 01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:22,129 You're good. 984 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:24,965 Come, come. 985 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:27,718 Fifth. Is that good? 986 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,636 I came fifth. 987 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:36,727 Mind you, I did better there than elsewhere. 988 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:42,358 Came last there, I think. 989 01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:44,360 No, placed... 990 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,781 in the human race. 991 01:12:48,822 --> 01:12:51,116 And for what? 992 01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:53,452 I always thought it'd be more than this. 993 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:56,205 That's my problem. I always think there's gonna be more than this. 994 01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:01,794 So I never saw... [ Sniffles ] 995 01:13:01,835 --> 01:13:03,796 all-- 996 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:10,177 all the precious things. 997 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:13,931 I didn't realize how, um, 998 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,812 fragile they were till I'd broken them. 999 01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:29,071 One more for the road, eh? 1000 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:02,229 Chisholm wants you. 1001 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,155 - But what? - That's the day of Dainty's birthday. 1002 01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:13,699 It'll take a half an hour, for fuck's sake. 1003 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:19,079 - Parties for Dainty. This is what's keeping her. - I don't like this drug stuff. 1004 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:23,000 What you like is of no fucking interest to anyone and their dog. 1005 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:25,794 Train gets in at 7:00. 1006 01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:28,422 Pick up the gear and deliver it. Fuck it up, dead. Cheerio. 1007 01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:37,639 Big John F. Did I tell you about him? 1008 01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:41,018 Kennedy. You met Kennedy. 1009 01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:44,021 Didn't exactly meet him. 1010 01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:46,356 But our paths crossed, if you know what I mean. 1011 01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:01,079 Irene. 1012 01:15:03,373 --> 01:15:06,293 Don't do that, please, Irene. Please? 1013 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,837 You're totally right to turn your back on me, 1014 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:12,216 but will you let me do this one thing, please? 1015 01:15:12,257 --> 01:15:15,636 I'll no ask you to forgive me because I've been unforgivable. I know that. 1016 01:15:15,677 --> 01:15:20,140 But if you think you could give me another chance, will you let me know? 1017 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,142 Please. I think you're the greatest. 1018 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:27,105 I swear on my father's grave. You're the greatest. 1019 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,288 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 1020 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:34,650 What're you doing here? Leave me alone. 1021 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:38,445 Get away from here. All the lot of you! Get away! 1022 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:41,073 We'll go where we fuckin' like. 1023 01:17:41,114 --> 01:17:44,284 Beat it, eh? You hear me? Beat it. 1024 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:47,454 Think you're smart? Get away from here, eh? 1025 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:50,207 If I see your face around here, I'll kick it in for ya. 1026 01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:53,960 - [ Boy ] Leave him alone. Take your hands off him. - Shut your mouth. Right? 1027 01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:56,129 Shut your mouth! I shows you, mate. 1028 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:59,841 I shows you, mate. I'll shows you-- 1029 01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:02,886 Behave yourself, son. You want a square go? 1030 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:05,555 Come on, I'll give you a square go. 1031 01:18:05,597 --> 01:18:08,934 Hey! What's goin' on? 1032 01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:11,978 Nothin', you know. Just nothin'. 1033 01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,022 Beat it. 1034 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,321 You really strike terror in their hearts, don't you? 1035 01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:41,049 Motor! 1036 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:18,420 Come here. 1037 01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:20,422 But I'm no good at-- Move it! 1038 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:23,675 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 1039 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,677 Don't let him pass, you hear me? I cannae stop-- 1040 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:27,971 Let him go and you're dead! 1041 01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:11,223 [ Ceiling Creaking ] 1042 01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:04,359 [ Car Engine Revving ] 1043 01:21:12,367 --> 01:21:15,954 - [ Engine Sputtering ] - Come on! 1044 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:21,251 [ Engine Sputters, Revs ] 1045 01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:29,926 Sit down. Sit down! 1046 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,140 Sit down, son! 1047 01:21:35,181 --> 01:21:37,517 Oh, Jesus. Oh, shit. 1048 01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:53,366 Aldo! 1049 01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:57,162 Um, report him to the social aid or report him to the social something. 1050 01:21:57,203 --> 01:22:00,665 What are you talking about? Promise me you'll look after him for me. 1051 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,376 Aye, okay, okay. 1052 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,340 They're gonna kill me. 1053 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:15,096 Where's Irene? You haven't seen her? 1054 01:22:15,138 --> 01:22:18,683 What are you talking about? She said she was going to see you. 1055 01:22:18,725 --> 01:22:22,354 She said she had something to tell you. Going to see me where? Where? 1056 01:22:22,395 --> 01:22:26,107 [ Crowd Chanting ] Dainty! Dainty! Dainty! Dainty! 1057 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:30,904 Dainty! Dainty! Dainty! Dainty! 1058 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:34,032 Dainty! [ Cheering ] 1059 01:22:36,701 --> 01:22:40,413 I'll go in for you, son. I'll get her out. 1060 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:42,999 If they don't get me, they'll take it out on her. 1061 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:45,919 What? It's me they want. 1062 01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:51,132 Toni! 1063 01:22:51,174 --> 01:22:53,134 Son. 1064 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:58,848 If you could just shift it up a wee bit. It's blocking the entrance. 1065 01:22:58,890 --> 01:23:01,184 [ Laughing ] 1066 01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:06,439 [ Comedian ] And what, what about-- 1067 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:25,750 Are you going as well? 1068 01:23:25,792 --> 01:23:28,545 And a very big favorite of our birthday girl here. 1069 01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,591 [ Applause, Cheering ] 1070 01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:35,635 Ladies and gentlemen, 1071 01:23:35,677 --> 01:23:39,556 please put your hands together for Mr. Toni Cocozza! 1072 01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:42,017 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1073 01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,823 We'll need to use the front. 1074 01:23:58,908 --> 01:24:01,953 [ Applause Continues ] 1075 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:06,332 [ Man ] Sing it, Toni! 1076 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:11,171 [ Applause Continues ] 1077 01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:17,052 This is my last performance. 1078 01:24:17,093 --> 01:24:20,096 It's a song for someone very special. 1079 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:22,223 She'll know what it means. 1080 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,278 ♪ And now ♪ 1081 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,697 ♪ The end is near ♪ 1082 01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:40,992 ♪ And so I face ♪ 1083 01:24:41,034 --> 01:24:43,078 ♪ The final curtain ♪ 1084 01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:47,373 ♪ My friend ♪ 1085 01:24:47,415 --> 01:24:50,376 ♪ I'll say it clear ♪ 1086 01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:53,213 ♪ I'll state my case ♪ 1087 01:24:53,254 --> 01:24:55,965 ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ 1088 01:24:57,383 --> 01:24:59,344 ♪ I've lived ♪ 1089 01:24:59,385 --> 01:25:02,722 ♪ A life that's full ♪ 1090 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:06,059 ♪ I've traveled each ♪ 1091 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:09,979 ♪ And every highway ♪ 1092 01:25:10,021 --> 01:25:14,984 ♪ And more Much more than this ♪ 1093 01:25:15,026 --> 01:25:20,782 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 1094 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:27,747 ♪ Regrets, I've had a few ♪ 1095 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:31,126 ♪ But then again ♪ 1096 01:25:31,167 --> 01:25:35,213 ♪ Too few to mention ♪ 1097 01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:40,343 ♪ I did what I had to do ♪ 1098 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:43,638 ♪ I saw it through ♪ 1099 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:47,350 ♪ Without exemption ♪ 1100 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:51,396 - ♪ I planned each chosen course ♪ - Please welcome Toni Cocozza! 1101 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:56,151 ♪ Each careful step ♪ 1102 01:25:56,192 --> 01:25:58,486 ♪ Along the byway ♪ 1103 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,116 ♪ And more ♪ 1104 01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:05,660 ♪ Much more than this ♪ 1105 01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:10,456 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 1106 01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:15,044 ♪ Yes, there were times ♪ 1107 01:26:15,086 --> 01:26:18,298 ♪ I'm sure you knew ♪ 1108 01:26:18,339 --> 01:26:23,553 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 1109 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:27,932 ♪ But through it all ♪ 1110 01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:30,351 ♪ When there were doubts ♪ 1111 01:26:30,393 --> 01:26:33,563 ♪ I ate it up ♪ 1112 01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:36,983 ♪ And spit it out ♪ 1113 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:41,237 ♪ I faced them all ♪ Oh, thank you. 1114 01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:43,239 ♪ But I stood tall ♪ 1115 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:50,038 ♪ And did it my way ♪ 1116 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:56,294 ♪ I've loved I've laughed and cried ♪ 1117 01:26:56,336 --> 01:26:59,714 ♪ I've had my fill ♪ 1118 01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:02,634 ♪ My share of losing ♪ 1119 01:27:02,675 --> 01:27:05,511 ♪ And now ♪ 1120 01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:08,765 ♪ As tears subside ♪ 1121 01:27:08,806 --> 01:27:11,434 ♪ I find it all ♪ 1122 01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:15,271 ♪ So amusing ♪ 1123 01:27:15,313 --> 01:27:20,652 ♪ To think I did all that ♪ 1124 01:27:20,693 --> 01:27:27,200 ♪ And may I say not in a shy way ♪ 1125 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:30,495 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1126 01:27:30,536 --> 01:27:33,206 ♪ Oh no, not me ♪ 1127 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:39,128 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 1128 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:43,091 ♪ For what is a man ♪ 1129 01:27:43,132 --> 01:27:46,219 ♪ What has he got ♪ 1130 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:52,016 ♪ If not himself then he has not ♪ 1131 01:27:52,058 --> 01:27:58,856 ♪ To say the things he truly feels ♪ 1132 01:27:58,898 --> 01:28:04,320 ♪ And not the words of one who kneels ♪ 1133 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:07,865 ♪ The record shows ♪ 1134 01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:11,411 ♪ I took the blows ♪ 1135 01:28:11,452 --> 01:28:14,080 ♪ And did it ♪ 1136 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:21,879 ♪ My way ♪ 1137 01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:42,483 ♪ Yes, it was ♪ 1138 01:28:42,525 --> 01:28:50,158 ♪ My way ♪♪ 1139 01:29:00,793 --> 01:29:04,547 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1140 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:09,260 - [ Gunshots ] - [ Crowd Shouting ] 1141 01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:16,976 - Where is he? Where'd he go? - You all right? My gun! 1142 01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:19,520 - [ Crowd Shouting ] - What is it? 1143 01:29:25,818 --> 01:29:28,154 No. No! 1144 01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:35,119 Nobody's hurt? You all right? 1145 01:29:38,664 --> 01:29:40,375 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1146 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:58,768 Where's Bill? I told him to go. So should we. 1147 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,915 Aah! 1148 01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:31,134 [ Dogs Barking ] 1149 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:41,269 Fuck it. 1150 01:30:43,187 --> 01:30:46,065 [ Glass Clanking ] Who's there? 1151 01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:48,067 Nobody. 1152 01:30:49,068 --> 01:30:51,028 Hey! 1153 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,368 Do I not know you? 1154 01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,370 I don't think so. 1155 01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:02,123 Aren't you the piano player? 1156 01:31:02,165 --> 01:31:03,875 I play the piano, yes. 1157 01:31:10,214 --> 01:31:12,467 Where's he gonna go? 1158 01:31:12,508 --> 01:31:14,469 Who? 1159 01:31:17,054 --> 01:31:20,892 Did you ever hear of a fellow called Toni Cocozza? 1160 01:31:20,933 --> 01:31:23,227 Know the name. 1161 01:31:23,269 --> 01:31:26,105 This is a guy who thought he was something. 1162 01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,232 But do you know what? 1163 01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:32,445 When it came to it, he was nothin'. 1164 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:37,867 That's no the Toni I was thinking of. 1165 01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:39,619 Safe home now. 1166 01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:17,782 There is one thing we've got to get straight. What? 1167 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:24,455 We got the apartment. Oh, let's go! 1168 01:32:26,332 --> 01:32:28,042 The Rat Pack. 1169 01:32:28,084 --> 01:32:31,837 You didn't put your name on it. Bill'll know it's from me. 1170 01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:36,175 What? You are Johnny Risotto. 1171 01:32:36,217 --> 01:32:39,178 Johnny Risotto. What about you? 1172 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,930 I said I was Mrs. Risotto. 1173 01:32:40,972 --> 01:32:42,932 Now that I like. 1174 01:32:46,686 --> 01:32:50,898 Okay, Mrs. Risotto, let's go home. 1175 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:53,693 [ Male Singer ] ♪ Start spreading the news ♪ 1176 01:32:55,152 --> 01:32:58,489 ♪ I'm leaving today ♪ 1177 01:33:00,032 --> 01:33:04,453 ♪ I want to be a part of it ♪ 1178 01:33:04,495 --> 01:33:07,498 ♪ New York, New York ♪ 1179 01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:11,586 ♪ These vagabond shoes ♪ 1180 01:33:13,045 --> 01:33:15,923 ♪ Are longing to stray ♪ 1181 01:33:17,508 --> 01:33:22,221 ♪ Right through the very heart of it ♪ 1182 01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:26,225 ♪ New York, New York ♪ 1183 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:29,729 ♪ I want to wake up ♪ 1184 01:33:29,770 --> 01:33:33,065 ♪ In a city that never sleeps ♪ 1185 01:33:35,192 --> 01:33:38,654 ♪ And find I'm king of the hill ♪ 1186 01:33:40,406 --> 01:33:42,283 ♪ Top of the heap ♪ 1187 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:47,204 ♪ These little town blues ♪ 1188 01:33:48,664 --> 01:33:51,584 ♪ Are melting away ♪ 1189 01:33:53,127 --> 01:33:58,132 ♪ I'll make a brand-new start of it ♪ 1190 01:33:58,174 --> 01:34:02,053 ♪ In old New York ♪ 1191 01:34:02,094 --> 01:34:06,682 ♪ If I can make it there ♪ 1192 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:11,270 ♪ I'll make it anywhere ♪ 1193 01:34:11,312 --> 01:34:13,856 ♪ It's up to you ♪ 1194 01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:19,862 ♪ New York, New York ♪ 1195 01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:24,492 ♪♪ [ Continues, Instrumental ] 1196 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:13,040 ♪ New York, New York ♪ 1197 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:17,044 ♪ I want to wake up ♪ 1198 01:35:17,086 --> 01:35:20,631 ♪ In a city that never sleeps ♪ 1199 01:35:22,925 --> 01:35:26,762 ♪ And find I'm A-number one ♪ 1200 01:35:26,804 --> 01:35:29,098 ♪ Top of the list ♪ 1201 01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:31,475 ♪ King of the hill ♪ 1202 01:35:31,517 --> 01:35:34,603 ♪ A-number one ♪ 1203 01:35:37,231 --> 01:35:41,736 ♪ These little town blues ♪ 1204 01:35:41,777 --> 01:35:44,196 Yeah! 1205 01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:48,701 ♪ Are melting away ♪ 1206 01:35:48,743 --> 01:35:50,953 Whoo! 1207 01:35:50,995 --> 01:35:57,710 ♪ I'm gonna make a brand-new start of it ♪ 1208 01:35:57,752 --> 01:36:03,007 ♪ In old New York ♪ 1209 01:36:04,467 --> 01:36:07,678 ♪ And, baby, I know ♪ 1210 01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:11,724 ♪ If I can make it there ♪ 1211 01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:14,393 ♪ I'm gonna make it ♪ 1212 01:36:14,435 --> 01:36:17,688 ♪ Anywhere ♪ 1213 01:36:17,730 --> 01:36:23,027 ♪ It's up to you, New York ♪ 1214 01:36:23,068 --> 01:36:28,699 ♪ New York ♪ 1215 01:36:28,741 --> 01:36:34,914 ♪ New York ♪♪ 85354