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Roses are red...
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violets are blue.
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I'm about to fuck up.So what else is new?
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This is what I call
my memory corner.
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That forget-me-not
reminds me of my first love.
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That cockscomb
evokes my late husband.
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This dianthus came
from a cutting my mother gave me.
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And I always think of my daughter
every time I look at a primrose.
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I know how hard this must befor you to understand.
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It's hard enough for me.
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I mean, why would any guygo and violate his parole...
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when he's already spenthalf his life behind bars?
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It's about bloody time.
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Call it unfinished business,if you like.
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All I know is thatnicking a bunch of flowers...
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is a bloody side different thanwhat they put me away for at 18.
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The time I spent insidewas hell on earth...
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but in a way, I welcomed it.
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I guess I felt I deserved itafter what I'd done.
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After 15 years, I had accepted...
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that this is what my lifewould always be.
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But a year before I met you,all that changed.
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We have some news
which might be of interest to you.
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We're transferring you to
Her Majesty's Prison Edgefield...
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a more progressive institution.
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We consider you to be an ideal candidate
for the work that they're doing there.
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Congratulations. You're being
reclassified to Category D.
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It's taken me a long time
to get used to this place.
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I don't fancy the change.
So, if you don't mind, I'll stay put.
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So this is what
fresh air smells like.
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Follow me.
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I'm Governor Hodge,
and this is our head of lifers...
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Mr. Dudley.
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You gentlemen have been selected
from prisons across the country...
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to join other inmates
in our open system.
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As you may have noticed
when you arrived...
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there are no high walls,
razor wire fences or security cameras.
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Nothing to stop you walking away.
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Here at Edgefield,
we function on trust.
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Show us you can be trusted...
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and you're well on your way
to being paroled.
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However, if we detect
any signs of antisocial behavior...
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you will be immediately transferred
back to a secure prison.
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Am I dreaming, or are they
serving us tea and biscuits?
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Oh, yes, from the WRVS.
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The Women's Royal Voluntary Service
run the visitor's canteen.
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Holly, I'd like you to meet
our new arrivals.
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Hello.
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Help yourselves to tea,
gentlemen.
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You must be parched.
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Come on, don't be timid.
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- I can recommend the chamomile.
- Chamomile it is, then.
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- Not bad, eh?
- Yeah, it's all right.
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My name is Fergus.
Fergus Wilks.
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Yeah, Dudley told me
you'd be arriving today...
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and I've been looking forward
to meeting you.
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My last bunk mate
achieved his freedom...
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over two months ago...
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and it's a bit solitary
in here, you know?
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Yeah, it'll be good to have someone
to pass the time of day.
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Listen, mate, I keep myself to myself.
I'm not looking to bond with no one.
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I'm just gonna do my time,
keep my nose clean, all right?
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Perfectly understandable.
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I felt the same way myself
when I was your age.
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But after a while,
I felt my own company...
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pretty damn boring,
if you want to know the truth.
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Watch it, old man!
Fuck! For Fuck's sake!
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I'm really sorry.
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- Sorry.
-Jesus.
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I don't like that fellow.
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Strange one, isn't he?
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What's he in for?
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He's a menace to society,
like the rest of us.
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What you in for, then?
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Halfway through a six stretch
for armed robbery.
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- And you?
- Murder.
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Same here.
I'm innocent.
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I'm not.
Caught me on video, didn't they?
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You're a bit of an early bird,
aren't you?
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Shit, shaved and showered before
I even put my two feet on the floor.
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Oh, by the way,
a word of advice.
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They're going to put you lads
to work today.
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Do yourself a favor and steer clear
of building maintenance.
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Laundry.
That's the place to be.
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Come winter, when everybody's
balls are frozen...
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you'll have the warmest
seat in the house.
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I've a certain influence
in laundry matters.
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In fact, the governor doesn't let
anyone touch his shirts but me.
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Not a lot of people know that.
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This is not a holiday camp.
Everyone works here.
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No free rides.
Not for the governor, not for me...
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and certainly not for you lot.
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While here, you'll be required to work
a job where you'll learn a trade...
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and thus be prepared for employment
upon your release.
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Together, you and I will find
a job which suits you best.
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We have half a dozen job options
for you, Mr. Briggs.
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Yet Dudley informs me
you remain unemployed. How so?
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I don't care where you put me.
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It's not a question
of where we put you, Mr. Briggs.
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It's more a question of where you
put yourself.
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It's all the same to me.
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It doesn't make a scrap of difference
whether I'm doing laundry...
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peeling potatoes or carving
rocking chairs out of oak trees.
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With my record,
when I do get out of here...
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I'll be lucky enough
to get any bloody job at all.
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So, you know, whatever.
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You leave me no choice
but to make the decision for you.
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- Where are you going?
- Home.
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- Can I come?
- Very funny.
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- Why don't you stay and watch me play?
- I already have. You're terrible.
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Oh, yeah?
I'm a bloody marvel, me.
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- Can I help you?
- What's wrong with him?
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He's in for his
chemotherapy treatment.
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- Cancer?
- Yes.
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Along with retinitis pigmentosa,
osteoporosis...
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and arthritis in his feet.
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Do me a favor.
Don't tell him I came here.
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Did you miss me?
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Didn't even notice you were gone.
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You were right
about building maintenance.
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It stinks.
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Thanks for saving my plant.
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I just gave it a bit of water,
that's all.
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Sometimes it takes very little
to put things right.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you, Santa.
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Oh, not too much.
That's it.
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Is he still telling his mates
his daddy's dead?
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Go and speak to him,Jimmy.
But don't expect too much.
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Well, then.
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I hear school's going great.
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Tony, you've got a stiffy.
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So?
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It's against regulations.
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I'd like you to meet my sister Mary.
I've told her so much about you.
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- I'm not good with families.
- You're becoming a bore.
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Well, you can have these anyway.
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- Merry Christmas, Colin.
- For fuck's sake, don't do this.
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Too late.
I've done it already, haven't I?
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You sure this is a good spot?
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Give me the seeds.
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- You all right?
- Fine.
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You know it's a total
waste of time, don't you?
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It's so cold, those little
buggers don't stand a chance.
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They said that about me,
didn't they?
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But I proved them wrong.
I turned my life around.
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Turned your life around?
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What are you talking about?
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You're a blind, crippled old fart
who's been locked up all his life.
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Even if you get paroled, you won't
have any time left to enjoy it.
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I'll never be paroled, Colin.
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What?
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I'm one of the few in here
who'll never walk out.
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I'll spend the rest of my days
in Edgefield.
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- I've got it!
- No, I've got it!
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What a goal!
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- Cheers, Holly.
- Hello, Tony.
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It's really sweet.
But it's against regulations.
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I know it is. Will you just
put it in your hair?
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It's lovely.
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Where'd you find it?
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I find it right near the pitch.
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I better get back.
They got no chance without me.
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I'll see you later, yeah?
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- Spring is here.
- What?
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You can't see a bloody thing.
Why do you bother with those specs?
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They hide my wrinkles.
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I've got better things to do,
you know?
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We should have marked the spot.
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You know, I'm sorry, old man.
I've had enough of this.
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- You've found them, haven't you?
- Yes.
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Are they beautiful?
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Very.
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- They never stood a chance, Fergus.
- I told you.
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It's all about defying the odds.
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Adversity is your ally, Colin.
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What?
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Make friends with your misfortunes.
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Otherwise, you'll always be angry.
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Toss it back, will you?
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- What'd you go and do that for?
- You ruined our bleeding flowers.
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- I what?
- From now on, this area is off limits!
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Hey, lads, come and get this.
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- What's up?
- What's the matter?
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The football pitch is now off limits.
Want to know why?
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In case we trample
their little pansies.
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- Wouldn't that be a catastrophe?
- If it ain't the lilies of the field.
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Look here. I don't think we give a shit
about your fucking flowers.
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Come on, Raw!
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That'll do.
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We don't look upon altercations
very fondly here at Edgefield.
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Much less those
resulting in bloodshed.
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- And all over a pansy?
- A violet, sir.
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A double violet, actually.
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- A double violet?
- And a scented one at that.
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In this terrible
limestone soil of ours?
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Pity.
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And your football
inflicted this damage?
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We didn't see no bleeding flowers, sir.
We were just playing.
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Raw, if you and your teammates
want to continue playing football...
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you will have to assist
Mr. Briggs and Mr. Wilks...
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- in their horticultural endeavor.
- Our what?
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Mr. Briggs,
you've just cleaned your last toilet.
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- You have your green fingers to thank.
- That's bollocks, sir.
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These flowers are a fluke.
I don't know nothing about them.
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A new work program has just
been born here at Edgefield.
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Gardening.
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- Gardening, sir?
- That's right, Dudley. Gardening.
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Look at the boobs on this.
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I'd like to get a whiff of that.
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Guys, the governor is expecting
a proper garden by next spring.
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And from what I've read,
it ain't gonna be easy.
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I'd take laundry duty
any day over this shit.
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This here is women's work.
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Yeah, I mean, look here, Briggs.
We'll gladly give up football.
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Gardening ain't for the likes of us.
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They're right, Fergus.
Who are we kidding?
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We're not bloody gardeners.
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I saw the look in your eyes
when you spotted those flowers...
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and it was love at first sight.
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We've been prisoners
long enough, Colin.
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Let's be gardeners.
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Now, think about it.
This was the governor's idea, right?
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Yeah. So?
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And who do you think
carries the most weight...
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when your parole review comes around?
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The governor.
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Right. So,
we plant a nice little garden...
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and you lads stand to get the governor's
personal recommendation for release.
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Not a bad idea.
Wouldn't you agree?
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So let's just get on with it
and cut the crap, shall we?
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We've prepared a list
of things we need, sir.
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Well, there's a fork and spade,
obviously.
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A pair of shears,
some branch loppers.
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- And don't forget the hoe.
- Oh, yeah, a hoe.
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And a Weed Wand.
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A Weed Wand? How interesting.
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Oh, it's a wonder.
It's a nifty little gadget.
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Looks a bit like a bicycle pump
with a blowtorch on the end of it.
239
00:23:02,895 --> 00:23:06,228
Just aim it at them nasty little
weeds, pull the trigger...
240
00:23:06,298 --> 00:23:09,563
and blam, nukes 'em,
right down to the roots.
241
00:23:10,969 --> 00:23:12,334
Anything else, gentlemen?
242
00:23:13,238 --> 00:23:16,833
- Hats and gloves, I suppose.
- Yeah.
243
00:23:22,381 --> 00:23:24,315
Bottle of suntan lotion
would be nice.
244
00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:29,320
Indeed it would. And have you
calculated the cost of all these items?
245
00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:32,687
Yes, sir.
We've prepared a budget.
246
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:40,492
Very well.
I, too, have prepared a budget.
247
00:23:52,111 --> 00:23:54,079
You want in, my love?
248
00:24:11,964 --> 00:24:13,955
Are you sure this is a good idea?
249
00:24:14,032 --> 00:24:17,729
Don't you think you're pushing it
with spades in the hands of murderers?
250
00:24:17,803 --> 00:24:21,068
''The best place to seek God
is in a garden.
251
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:24,906
You can dig for Him there.''
George Bernard Shaw.
252
00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:44,729
This would do, wouldn't it?
253
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:51,326
- What do you think, Colin?
- I don't know, you know.
254
00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:55,464
- We're still looking for sunlight.
- We're in England. Don't expect much.
255
00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:03,580
- Come on.
- No, it's no good.
256
00:25:03,649 --> 00:25:07,016
My God, Susan.
Have you read all these?
257
00:25:09,354 --> 00:25:10,981
Then it's high time someone did.
258
00:25:11,056 --> 00:25:15,959
Georgina Woodhouse says it all
comes down to two basic questions.
259
00:25:16,028 --> 00:25:18,292
What do you want your garden to do...
260
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:21,662
and what flowers do you want to grow?
261
00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:26,329
Fergus, what do I want
my garden to do?
262
00:25:27,606 --> 00:25:30,803
I thought it was our garden.
263
00:25:32,177 --> 00:25:35,374
Eighty, eighty one, eighty two,
eighty three, eighty four--
264
00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:38,245
- Don't tell me what to do, Briggs.
-Just hang on a minute.
265
00:25:38,317 --> 00:25:41,013
I'm tired of waiting.
This spot's as good as any.
266
00:25:41,086 --> 00:25:44,283
- Why are you in such a hurry?
- 'Cause I ain't gonna be here forever.
267
00:25:44,356 --> 00:25:47,120
I'm gonna get out there.
I'm gonna make something of myself.
268
00:25:47,192 --> 00:25:50,059
- I asked you not to do that.
- I ain't standing on no sidelines.
269
00:25:50,128 --> 00:25:53,188
I got just as much say in this
as anyone. Look at me, right?
270
00:25:53,265 --> 00:25:56,234
The daffodils,
they're going right here.
271
00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:59,031
I never said anything
about fucking daffodils!
272
00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:05,202
- If you don't mind.
- Come on.
273
00:26:05,277 --> 00:26:08,337
The old man'll decide
where the garden goes.
274
00:27:14,479 --> 00:27:19,280
I'm leaving, Tony.
Today's my last day at Edgefield.
275
00:27:19,351 --> 00:27:23,549
- Why?
- Because...
276
00:27:23,622 --> 00:27:27,649
every time I look at you,
I go all wobbly.
277
00:27:29,661 --> 00:27:31,925
The feelings I have for you
are totally inappropriate...
278
00:27:31,997 --> 00:27:35,455
and before I bring further dishonor
to the Women's Royal--
279
00:27:41,573 --> 00:27:44,007
Meet me in the woods
behind the garden.
280
00:27:45,477 --> 00:27:47,104
You see this?
281
00:27:47,179 --> 00:27:50,637
Hampton Court Palace Flower Show.
Biggest in the world, it is.
282
00:27:50,716 --> 00:27:54,152
Oh, my God.
Oh, let's enter.
283
00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:56,480
You're dreaming, old man.
284
00:27:56,555 --> 00:27:59,319
I've never won an award
in my entire life.
285
00:27:59,391 --> 00:28:00,824
This could be my big chance.
286
00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:03,417
You want something
to show off at the picnic.
287
00:28:03,495 --> 00:28:05,827
All right. Now it's time...
288
00:28:07,432 --> 00:28:08,990
to germinate.
289
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:33,824
With a little cooperation
from Mother Nature...
290
00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:36,656
we should have a jolly nice
little garden come this spring.
291
00:28:43,502 --> 00:28:45,231
''Her Majesty's Prison Edgefield...
292
00:28:45,303 --> 00:28:48,830
more closely resembles life
on a university campus...
293
00:28:48,907 --> 00:28:52,343
than a citadel of reform
for Britain's worst blights.
294
00:28:52,411 --> 00:28:57,041
The so-called open prison is in fact
an open invitation to disaster.''
295
00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,548
Bastards.
296
00:29:03,555 --> 00:29:06,854
Why does your family
never come to visit you?
297
00:29:09,194 --> 00:29:11,424
They want nothing to do with me.
298
00:29:11,496 --> 00:29:14,431
Will you never tell me
why you're in here?
299
00:29:16,968 --> 00:29:21,371
If God could find it in His heart
to forgive me after what I've done...
300
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,739
He's not going to quibble
over your sins, lad.
301
00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:27,074
You're sure about that, are you?
302
00:29:29,414 --> 00:29:31,575
I killed my wives.
303
00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:35,645
I passed the first two off
as accidents...
304
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,087
but when I got around
to the third...
305
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:43,523
it wasn't the police
that worked it out.
306
00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,688
I gave myself up.
307
00:29:45,764 --> 00:29:48,289
I come to terms with the fact...
308
00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:52,570
that alcohol turned me
into something terrible.
309
00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:54,070
I'd say.
310
00:29:57,242 --> 00:30:00,734
I'll be doing porridge
till the day I die.
311
00:30:00,812 --> 00:30:03,906
Which could be anytime,
my friend.
312
00:30:03,982 --> 00:30:07,145
Not many more opportunities
for heart-to-hearts.
313
00:30:10,889 --> 00:30:13,722
I'm not the confessing type.
314
00:30:26,505 --> 00:30:28,564
We're starting up
a vegetable garden next.
315
00:30:29,441 --> 00:30:31,966
Fancy them more than the flowers.
316
00:30:32,911 --> 00:30:36,540
That's what I'm gonna do when I get out.
I'm gonna be a gardener.
317
00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:38,742
What do you think of that, John?
318
00:30:38,817 --> 00:30:42,014
Mom says that won't be
till I'm away at university.
319
00:30:42,087 --> 00:30:44,317
No, I'm gonna be out
in about 18 months.
320
00:30:44,389 --> 00:30:46,823
That will be
up to the parole board, Jimmy.
321
00:31:11,249 --> 00:31:13,183
I went ahead and painted it
for myself...
322
00:31:13,251 --> 00:31:15,879
just in case I don't make it
to spring.
323
00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:18,547
You'll make it.
324
00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:40,641
Splendid. Just splendid.
325
00:31:40,712 --> 00:31:44,773
It's a great day for you, gentlemen,
and a great day for Edgefield.
326
00:31:44,849 --> 00:31:47,545
What did I miss?
327
00:31:47,619 --> 00:31:49,553
I was just telling your colleagues...
328
00:31:49,621 --> 00:31:52,749
how pleased I am with your
horticultural endeavor, Mr. Wilks.
329
00:31:52,824 --> 00:31:57,488
We now have heaven under our feet
as well as over our heads.
330
00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:08,168
I'm such a fan, Mrs. Woodhouse.
331
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,903
To Marjery.
I have one quick question.
332
00:32:11,977 --> 00:32:14,411
I have an unruly cotoneaster shrub.
333
00:32:14,479 --> 00:32:16,276
What should I do?
334
00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:19,317
Go for the chop, dear.
Give it a nice haircut.
335
00:32:19,384 --> 00:32:21,579
One must never be afraid
to use one's loppers.
336
00:32:21,653 --> 00:32:24,281
Thank you very much, Mrs. Woodhouse.
337
00:32:27,726 --> 00:32:29,694
And who shall I inscribe this to?
338
00:32:29,761 --> 00:32:33,094
To Colin, Fergus,
Tony, Jimmy and Raw.
339
00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:35,029
Raw?
340
00:32:36,434 --> 00:32:39,198
Mrs. Woodhouse, I was wondering
if you might be so kind...
341
00:32:39,271 --> 00:32:42,798
as to visit a garden that
my husband's employees have planted.
342
00:32:42,874 --> 00:32:47,208
They did it all on a micro-budget,
and they were inspired by your writings.
343
00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:51,514
I'm frightfully sorry, but now
that my mother's coming to an end...
344
00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,141
we're looking forward
to a cup of coffee.
345
00:32:53,218 --> 00:32:55,812
Well, splendid.
We can give you one.
346
00:32:55,887 --> 00:33:00,153
We're only ten minutes from here.
Please, it would mean so much to them.
347
00:33:01,693 --> 00:33:03,627
Primrose, you don't say
we're at an end.
348
00:33:03,695 --> 00:33:06,528
You say we're on a punishing schedule
and we're running late.
349
00:33:06,598 --> 00:33:09,396
I simply can't tell lies
the way you can.
350
00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:13,233
I can't. I blush up
like nobody's business.
351
00:33:13,305 --> 00:33:16,468
Social know-how
isn't lies, Primrose.
352
00:33:31,056 --> 00:33:32,182
That woman didn't say...
353
00:33:32,257 --> 00:33:34,316
anything about a prison, did she?
354
00:33:43,068 --> 00:33:48,005
Such a jumble, all these
disconnected dabs of color.
355
00:33:50,642 --> 00:33:52,041
I really rather like it.
356
00:33:53,078 --> 00:33:55,444
Who would have thought that
the dogtooth violet...
357
00:33:55,513 --> 00:33:59,506
would be so compatible with that
straggling group of daphne mezereon.
358
00:34:00,719 --> 00:34:04,621
Really quite a success,
considering that Arctic winter of ours.
359
00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:06,748
How about a big smile,
Mrs. Woodhouse?
360
00:34:06,825 --> 00:34:07,985
I beg your pardon?
361
00:34:08,059 --> 00:34:10,584
I hope you don't mind,
Mrs. Woodhouse...
362
00:34:10,662 --> 00:34:13,495
but open prison's been the brunt
of such bad press lately...
363
00:34:13,565 --> 00:34:17,126
we thought Edgefield could use
some good P.R. for a change.
364
00:34:17,202 --> 00:34:19,727
If you'll just stand in the middle
next to the prisoners?
365
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,808
Thank you. Darling.
366
00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:31,472
So, Mrs. Woodhouse, what do you think
of a garden made by murderers?
367
00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:33,645
Murderers?
368
00:34:33,718 --> 00:34:35,811
Just one or two of them, ma'am.
369
00:34:40,392 --> 00:34:41,859
I really rather like it.
370
00:34:43,628 --> 00:34:46,563
Perhaps you and your daughter
would care to join us all for lunch.
371
00:34:47,265 --> 00:34:49,256
Thank you all very much...
372
00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:52,599
but we're on a punishing schedule
and we're running late.
373
00:34:55,673 --> 00:34:58,836
It's been a long morning.
We'd be delighted to join you.
374
00:34:58,910 --> 00:35:01,401
Good. This way.
375
00:35:03,681 --> 00:35:06,172
Mr. Briggs, have you always
had green fingers?
376
00:35:06,251 --> 00:35:09,345
- Only when he picks his nose.
- Don't mind him, ma'am.
377
00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:11,218
Too many blows to the head.
378
00:35:11,289 --> 00:35:14,019
Well, actually, I just started
gardening about six months ago.
379
00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:18,562
- Then you have made strides.
- Nothing you couldn't do, I'm sure.
380
00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:21,793
I'm afraid in my case,
the apple fell far from the tree.
381
00:35:21,866 --> 00:35:24,096
To my mother's
profound disappointment...
382
00:35:24,169 --> 00:35:27,036
I'm a total disaster in the garden.
383
00:35:27,105 --> 00:35:30,165
- Really?
- Oh, her father was even worse.
384
00:35:30,241 --> 00:35:31,868
Refused to get out of the hammock.
385
00:35:31,943 --> 00:35:34,844
Of course, the gin and tonics
didn't help.
386
00:35:40,585 --> 00:35:43,418
So, tell me,
what stops you chaps...
387
00:35:43,488 --> 00:35:46,457
from just, you know, absconding?
388
00:35:49,027 --> 00:35:52,087
That'd be stupid, ma'am.
There's too much at stake.
389
00:35:52,163 --> 00:35:54,427
We'd go straight back
to a closed prison.
390
00:35:54,499 --> 00:35:58,731
And we've all seen our share
of dark days at Wormwood Scrubs.
391
00:35:59,704 --> 00:36:02,764
All right, gentlemen,
back to your duties.
392
00:36:09,747 --> 00:36:12,045
It was an honor to meet you,
Mrs. Woodhouse.
393
00:36:12,116 --> 00:36:16,450
Watch out for slugs and sooty mold.
They can absolutely make life hell.
394
00:36:17,355 --> 00:36:20,085
Bye. And best of luck
to you, Mr. Briggs.
395
00:36:26,164 --> 00:36:28,894
So tell me,
who did what and to whom?
396
00:36:30,301 --> 00:36:32,599
It's quite a notion
for a prison, isn't it?
397
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,662
The tomatoes are more confined
than the prisoners.
398
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:38,436
Now you sound like
our local member of parliament.
399
00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:41,411
''The only way prison works
is to keep people locked up.''
400
00:36:41,479 --> 00:36:43,674
If our M.P. had his way,
Gerald would never be allowed...
401
00:36:43,748 --> 00:36:46,080
to let the men out
on work release programs.
402
00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:49,551
Work release?
I don't suppose this would qualify...
403
00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:53,455
but I've been commissioned by a couple
to do their gardens at Ozlebury House.
404
00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:55,550
My own gardeners
are so overextended...
405
00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:57,891
they're going to stage a mutiny
if I ask them.
406
00:37:11,175 --> 00:37:13,336
This way. Over here.
407
00:37:15,313 --> 00:37:17,406
Primrose, go and see
if our clients are around.
408
00:37:17,482 --> 00:37:19,177
I'm sure they'd love
to meet the boys.
409
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:22,276
No one's called me a boy
since 1 929.
410
00:37:22,353 --> 00:37:25,254
Some have it all, Raw.
The rest have fuck all.
411
00:37:25,323 --> 00:37:27,621
That's the way the mop flops.
412
00:37:30,028 --> 00:37:32,929
Some people, they see this
as just a mound of earth.
413
00:37:34,165 --> 00:37:36,360
But I, on the other hand,
see it as the commencement...
414
00:37:36,434 --> 00:37:38,902
of our homage to the goddess Flora.
415
00:37:41,339 --> 00:37:43,830
Hello, everybody.
Hello, Georgina, darling.
416
00:37:48,246 --> 00:37:50,510
So kind of you all
to give Georgina a hand.
417
00:37:50,582 --> 00:37:53,312
- I'm Lawrence. This is Nigel.
- How do you do?
418
00:37:53,384 --> 00:37:57,787
Anything we can do to make your time
more enjoyable, don't hesitate to ask.
419
00:37:57,855 --> 00:38:01,916
- I do hope you like shepherd's pie.
- We've got trifle for dessert.
420
00:38:01,993 --> 00:38:04,359
All right, well, excuse us.
We've got work to do.
421
00:38:04,429 --> 00:38:08,092
- Off you go.
- See you later. Bye.
422
00:38:09,601 --> 00:38:11,626
Let's get started.
423
00:38:13,538 --> 00:38:14,937
No more lectures.
424
00:38:15,006 --> 00:38:18,032
And hosting yet another benefit
for the Orchid Society...
425
00:38:18,109 --> 00:38:20,202
is equally abhorrent.
426
00:38:20,278 --> 00:38:24,510
No! You can't treat
wisteria so cruelly!
427
00:38:24,582 --> 00:38:27,881
You cut into the hardwood,
it'll never flower next year.
428
00:38:27,952 --> 00:38:31,080
All right. I don't know. You'll
have to settle the days with Primrose.
429
00:38:34,525 --> 00:38:36,083
Where is she?
430
00:38:51,409 --> 00:38:52,376
Teatime!
431
00:38:53,745 --> 00:38:55,144
Bag! Bee!
432
00:39:00,284 --> 00:39:03,310
Just a little honeybee.
Perfectly harmless.
433
00:39:03,388 --> 00:39:06,323
A little honeybee to you,
but it could be death to me!
434
00:39:07,058 --> 00:39:09,356
Let it alone! I'll get it.
435
00:39:12,897 --> 00:39:15,297
We need to get her to a hospital.
436
00:39:25,877 --> 00:39:28,437
- She'll be all right, won't she?
- Yes.
437
00:39:28,513 --> 00:39:31,846
It's an allergic reaction.
Nothing too serious.
438
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:34,510
The only time
she gets a week's rest.
439
00:39:34,585 --> 00:39:36,018
All right.
440
00:39:37,522 --> 00:39:39,649
- See you then, then.
- Oh, no.
441
00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:42,716
I'll be by tomorrow morning
to collect you all.
442
00:39:42,794 --> 00:39:44,762
Mother's orders.
443
00:40:23,401 --> 00:40:26,302
- What the devil is he up to?
- I'm just beginning to imagine.
444
00:40:29,107 --> 00:40:31,200
We do have a loo, you know.
445
00:40:34,979 --> 00:40:37,914
Nigel, you're a spoilsport.
446
00:40:46,324 --> 00:40:48,224
Morning, sweetheart.
447
00:41:00,671 --> 00:41:03,697
That's from
''The Lady and the Unicorn'' series.
448
00:41:03,775 --> 00:41:07,267
The lady and her handmaiden
are holding clove scented carnations.
449
00:41:07,345 --> 00:41:09,779
Don't go for carnations much, me.
450
00:41:10,782 --> 00:41:14,047
- What'd you pay for it?
- Oh, couldn't put a price on it.
451
00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:16,712
It's been in my family
for over 400 years.
452
00:41:16,788 --> 00:41:19,382
I hope you got
a good alarm system.
453
00:41:19,457 --> 00:41:22,585
Falstaff's the only alarm we need.
Aren't you, boy?
454
00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:28,464
How's everything going,
Mr. Briggs?
455
00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:30,797
Good. How's your mother?
456
00:41:30,868 --> 00:41:33,268
They took her off
the defibrillator today.
457
00:41:33,337 --> 00:41:35,805
Glad to hear it.
458
00:41:35,873 --> 00:41:37,966
You don't fancy
giving me a hand, do you?
459
00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:40,738
Oh, no. I'd be more of a hindrance
than a help.
460
00:41:40,812 --> 00:41:43,713
Don't be silly.
Come and help me with this.
461
00:41:49,954 --> 00:41:54,220
No, don't be so timid.
Just go for it.Just rip it apart.
462
00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:55,520
That's it.
463
00:41:55,593 --> 00:42:00,292
Right. Okay,
now we place it in the ground.
464
00:42:16,781 --> 00:42:19,807
You're home.
Well, you know what I mean.
465
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,780
That's all right.
It is my home.
466
00:42:26,691 --> 00:42:30,149
I think Mother would be really
pleased with what you've done.
467
00:42:30,228 --> 00:42:33,095
- Thanks, Miss Woodhouse.
- Primrose.
468
00:42:35,299 --> 00:42:37,529
It's a lovely name.
469
00:42:37,602 --> 00:42:39,263
I despise it.
470
00:42:43,341 --> 00:42:44,933
Good night.
471
00:42:48,346 --> 00:42:51,338
Guys, we're out of here.
472
00:42:53,184 --> 00:42:54,981
Cheers, Miss Woodhouse.
473
00:43:23,114 --> 00:43:26,880
I know, babe. I know.
Just wait.
474
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,947
Listen to me.
475
00:43:32,023 --> 00:43:36,687
Don't go worrying about money,
all right? I'm gonna figure it out.
476
00:43:37,995 --> 00:43:41,692
Oh, Tony, what have we done?
477
00:43:47,805 --> 00:43:49,272
Silver foliage?
478
00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:53,807
It was quite clear in my design
that I wanted purple foliage.
479
00:43:55,212 --> 00:43:59,239
When this clay soil goes cold in the
winter, the silver will never survive.
480
00:43:59,317 --> 00:44:02,252
- Yes, it will. I've seen to it.
- Have you?
481
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,483
A problem that's plagued the gardeners
of Gloucestershire for two centuries.
482
00:44:05,556 --> 00:44:09,822
I think that if you plant simple
quartz crystals, they radiate warmth.
483
00:44:09,894 --> 00:44:12,863
They don't interfere with the roots,
and they don't add any chemicals...
484
00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:15,057
to upset the clay's
natural pH balance.
485
00:44:16,701 --> 00:44:18,794
Upon what do you base
this conclusion?
486
00:44:18,869 --> 00:44:22,532
I've been experimenting at Edgefield.
There's loads of clay courts there.
487
00:44:22,606 --> 00:44:25,905
I suppose that no one's ever bothered
to mix the two together.
488
00:44:25,977 --> 00:44:28,844
No, I don't suppose they have.
489
00:44:30,114 --> 00:44:33,743
Well, Mr. Briggs,
you have quite a future.
490
00:44:48,632 --> 00:44:51,829
They are the most brilliant andtalented prisoners you'll ever meet.
491
00:44:51,902 --> 00:44:55,929
The work they did for me
at Ozlebury House was simply stupendous.
492
00:44:56,007 --> 00:44:58,168
One in particular
has a great deal of talent.
493
00:44:58,242 --> 00:45:01,302
I wish to sponsor them
in their first show garden.
494
00:45:01,379 --> 00:45:02,846
At Hampton Court?
495
00:45:04,515 --> 00:45:08,007
I can just see the front page
of the Daily Mail on opening day.
496
00:45:08,085 --> 00:45:12,021
''Her Majesty surrounded
by murderers, rapists and such.''
497
00:45:12,089 --> 00:45:13,351
Now, there's a photo op.
498
00:45:13,424 --> 00:45:17,121
It might do us some good.
It's sure to boost attendance.
499
00:45:17,194 --> 00:45:21,028
Well, I'm against it.
We have the public safety to consider.
500
00:45:23,367 --> 00:45:25,892
My personal recommendation
has paved the way...
501
00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:30,031
for many an upstart's entree
into this charmed circle.
502
00:45:30,107 --> 00:45:31,665
Including yours, Julian.
503
00:45:32,843 --> 00:45:36,870
And let us not forget what Her Majesty
the Queen had to say on the subject.
504
00:45:38,382 --> 00:45:41,180
''Gardening has been a national
obsession for centuries.
505
00:45:41,252 --> 00:45:43,516
There cannot be
any other occupation...
506
00:45:43,587 --> 00:45:47,182
that absorbs equally
every section of society.''
507
00:46:01,972 --> 00:46:05,203
- We're going to Hampton Court.
- Brilliant!
508
00:46:05,276 --> 00:46:08,473
- All right!
- I love you!
509
00:46:08,546 --> 00:46:12,038
''Hampton Court Palace.''
510
00:46:21,192 --> 00:46:23,126
I'm thinking of a field of tulips...
511
00:46:23,194 --> 00:46:25,458
with a babbling brook
running through the middle of them...
512
00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:28,794
and wooden shoes
overflowing with poppies.
513
00:46:30,301 --> 00:46:32,929
What about doing something
typically English...
514
00:46:33,003 --> 00:46:34,630
but with a tropical slant?
515
00:46:34,705 --> 00:46:37,902
Recreating Stonehenge in Hawaii.
516
00:46:38,976 --> 00:46:43,310
I was thinking about a vegetable
garden. Like, on the moon?
517
00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:45,780
A scented garden would be nice.
518
00:46:45,850 --> 00:46:50,219
Chock full of English roses,
honeysuckle, lilies.
519
00:46:50,287 --> 00:46:53,882
I'm seeing wildflowers.
All shapes and sizes.
520
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:56,825
Bluebells, sunflowers, daisies--
521
00:46:56,894 --> 00:47:00,728
Daisies, tulips, fucking bluebells?
I can't take this anymore.
522
00:47:00,798 --> 00:47:03,289
You lot are a disgrace
to the prison system.
523
00:47:32,663 --> 00:47:36,099
Greek legend tells us that when
Aphrodite was hurrying to the side...
524
00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:39,136
of her dying love Adonis,
she was scratched by a thorn...
525
00:47:39,203 --> 00:47:41,535
as she pushed her way
through a white rose hedge.
526
00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:45,769
And forever after, the blooms
have been tinted red with her blood.
527
00:47:50,648 --> 00:47:54,049
I think a scented garden
is a lovely idea for Hampton Court.
528
00:47:54,118 --> 00:47:55,676
It was Fergus' choice.
529
00:47:55,753 --> 00:47:59,189
His sense of smell is one of the few
things he's got that still works.
530
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:06,721
Primrose, did you know that
a white rose signifies purity...
531
00:48:08,098 --> 00:48:10,794
a yellow rose
marks the end of an affair...
532
00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:14,567
and a red rose signifies passion?
533
00:48:16,173 --> 00:48:19,142
Really? I never knew that.
534
00:48:37,895 --> 00:48:39,829
How's that?
535
00:48:39,897 --> 00:48:41,922
Not too hot, I hope.
536
00:48:44,001 --> 00:48:45,434
Now, then...
537
00:48:47,304 --> 00:48:51,240
this comes from Miss Georgina's
private supply.
538
00:48:52,509 --> 00:48:54,807
The caviar of them all, it is.
539
00:48:57,648 --> 00:48:59,081
Now, listen...
540
00:49:00,417 --> 00:49:01,884
I don't want you
getting stressed out...
541
00:49:01,952 --> 00:49:04,546
just because you're in the mother
of all garden shows.
542
00:49:06,590 --> 00:49:09,058
I mean, it's hard to believe,
I know.
543
00:49:10,794 --> 00:49:13,126
But just because you come
from a little prison garden...
544
00:49:13,197 --> 00:49:16,098
doesn't mean to say you
can't compete with the big boys.
545
00:49:17,201 --> 00:49:18,634
You can.
546
00:49:19,703 --> 00:49:23,070
You've got just as much chance
as any of the others.
547
00:49:24,008 --> 00:49:25,498
You know, Susan...
548
00:49:26,677 --> 00:49:29,578
I think we've got a chance
for a prize at Hampton Court.
549
00:49:29,647 --> 00:49:31,547
I truly do.
550
00:49:31,615 --> 00:49:35,016
I hope so, sweetheart.
551
00:49:35,085 --> 00:49:36,712
And now back to rural crime.
552
00:49:36,787 --> 00:49:38,914
Jane Caventry reportingfrom Ozlebury House.
553
00:49:38,989 --> 00:49:40,923
Can you tell usexactly what happened?
554
00:49:40,991 --> 00:49:43,983
We arrived home from the operato find the entire house ransacked.
555
00:49:44,061 --> 00:49:45,494
They took it all.
556
00:49:45,562 --> 00:49:49,089
Irreplaceable artifactsdating back to the 16th century.
557
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,827
It's a devastating loss.
558
00:49:52,903 --> 00:49:56,634
I know the police are investigating,but do you know who might have done it?
559
00:49:56,707 --> 00:49:58,732
No, none at all.
560
00:49:58,809 --> 00:50:03,303
Well, obviously,you have to considerthe prisoners from Edgefield, don't you?
561
00:50:04,081 --> 00:50:07,448
I believe they were doing some workin your garden only a month ago.
562
00:50:07,518 --> 00:50:09,452
Isn't that correct?
563
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,045
The perpetrator of the crime
was apprehended this morning...
564
00:50:12,122 --> 00:50:14,750
in Bristol, boarding a train.
565
00:50:14,825 --> 00:50:17,919
He had a plan of Ozlebury House.
566
00:50:17,995 --> 00:50:20,156
Says he bought it
off one of the gardeners.
567
00:50:22,299 --> 00:50:24,995
The police suspect one
or all of you men.
568
00:50:25,069 --> 00:50:27,469
I'm giving you until
tomorrow morning to sort out...
569
00:50:27,538 --> 00:50:30,371
which of you sold those house plans.
570
00:50:30,441 --> 00:50:33,501
If I don't hear anything by then...
571
00:50:33,577 --> 00:50:36,102
you'll all be shipped back
to a real prison.
572
00:50:37,581 --> 00:50:38,878
Is that clear?
573
00:50:41,485 --> 00:50:43,885
This couldn't have happened
at a worse time.
574
00:50:43,954 --> 00:50:45,615
What about the flower show?
575
00:50:45,689 --> 00:50:47,384
Cancelled.
576
00:50:55,499 --> 00:50:58,229
What you looking at?
577
00:50:58,302 --> 00:51:01,465
You were the only one of us
who set foot in the house.
578
00:51:01,538 --> 00:51:03,438
They invited me in for a piss.
579
00:51:03,507 --> 00:51:05,600
Little shit!
580
00:51:05,676 --> 00:51:09,874
Boys, I swear on my baby's eyes
it wasn't me!
581
00:51:11,782 --> 00:51:13,579
Look, mate--
582
00:51:13,650 --> 00:51:18,417
You short-termers
always screw it up for us lifers.
583
00:51:21,725 --> 00:51:24,751
Sarah, if the kid hears
about that robbery at Ozlebury House...
584
00:51:24,828 --> 00:51:27,353
you tell him
I had nothing to do with it.
585
00:51:27,431 --> 00:51:29,126
Nothing whatsoever.
586
00:51:30,033 --> 00:51:34,163
And you tell him about Hampton Court,
because I'm sick of disappointing him.
587
00:51:39,376 --> 00:51:40,536
Raw, where are you going?
588
00:51:41,478 --> 00:51:44,379
I'd rather sleep in the potting shed
than stay here.
589
00:51:52,556 --> 00:51:54,023
Cheers, mate.
590
00:51:54,091 --> 00:51:56,025
Next week,our guest is Georgina Woodhouse...
591
00:51:56,093 --> 00:51:59,062
to tell us all aboutthe Hampton Court Palace Flower Show...
592
00:51:59,129 --> 00:52:01,256
the blockbuster gardeningevent of the summer.
593
00:52:01,331 --> 00:52:05,028
The outdoor gardens represent the creamof the world's horticultural talent.
594
00:52:05,102 --> 00:52:07,696
Today's big namesand the stars of the future...
595
00:52:07,771 --> 00:52:09,864
all of whomwill be digging for victory.
596
00:52:44,007 --> 00:52:47,602
It's one black mark
on an otherwise untarnished record.
597
00:52:47,678 --> 00:52:51,774
That's still one too many from
the point of view of public confidence.
598
00:52:51,849 --> 00:52:54,841
After all,
the young man is still at large.
599
00:52:54,918 --> 00:52:57,386
Don't close us in, Peggy.
600
00:52:57,454 --> 00:53:01,413
Most of these men are coming to the end
of some very long sentences.
601
00:53:01,492 --> 00:53:04,154
They've got to be prepared.
602
00:53:04,228 --> 00:53:08,688
If they're not, they're far more
likely to commit further offenses.
603
00:53:09,766 --> 00:53:12,860
We've been in the outfit
a long time, Gerald.
604
00:53:12,936 --> 00:53:16,303
You know I respect the work
you're doing here at Edgefield.
605
00:53:16,373 --> 00:53:18,773
But until this thing cools down...
606
00:53:18,842 --> 00:53:22,676
all work release programs
in the private sector are suspended.
607
00:54:00,851 --> 00:54:04,685
Does the secretary of state supportor decline the prisoner's release?
608
00:54:04,755 --> 00:54:06,382
Here's the letter, sir.
609
00:54:08,225 --> 00:54:12,184
I see from your file you've served
the greater part of your sentence.
610
00:54:12,262 --> 00:54:14,958
You think you're ready
to rejoin society?
611
00:54:24,274 --> 00:54:26,299
I would imagine
that I'm the only one here....
612
00:54:26,376 --> 00:54:29,004
who knows what it means
to have taken a life.
613
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,110
You think about it every day.
614
00:54:35,285 --> 00:54:38,550
And you wish that someone would
just take yours and get it over with.
615
00:54:42,259 --> 00:54:44,193
But then one day...
616
00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:48,423
you discover
that you can give life.
617
00:54:50,267 --> 00:54:52,292
Create life.
618
00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:55,800
Grow something that needs caring...
619
00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:58,532
feeding.
620
00:55:00,677 --> 00:55:04,113
To those of you sitting here
thinking that...
621
00:55:04,181 --> 00:55:07,673
rehabilitation through gardening
sounds too stupid to swallow...
622
00:55:07,751 --> 00:55:09,548
that's your right.
623
00:55:11,154 --> 00:55:14,146
But most of my life
was spent in a bang-up jail...
624
00:55:14,224 --> 00:55:17,193
and a prisoner is all
I thought I'd ever be.
625
00:55:18,795 --> 00:55:21,821
But today, whether
you parole me or not...
626
00:55:21,898 --> 00:55:24,560
I no longer think
of myself that way.
627
00:55:28,605 --> 00:55:30,197
I'm a gardener.
628
00:55:39,116 --> 00:55:41,050
Bloody good one, as well.
629
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:45,945
And to any of you wrestling
with your own unresolved issues--
630
00:55:46,023 --> 00:55:49,117
you know, displaced anger,
that sort of thing--
631
00:55:50,193 --> 00:55:51,990
I recommend it highly.
632
00:56:10,681 --> 00:56:13,377
Good-bye, lads.
Do your best for me while I'm away.
633
00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:15,645
I'll try and visit you
as much as I can.
634
00:56:16,353 --> 00:56:18,287
I'll miss you.
635
00:56:21,658 --> 00:56:23,649
I'll miss you too.
636
00:56:24,728 --> 00:56:26,719
Ah, go on.
637
00:56:28,331 --> 00:56:30,299
Hope I never see you again.
638
00:56:39,710 --> 00:56:43,476
Make sure you bag the roses
at the first sign of frost.
639
00:56:43,547 --> 00:56:46,983
I won't forget.
You can depend on me, son.
640
00:57:01,098 --> 00:57:04,090
I was 18 and totally wasted
the night I caught them together.
641
00:57:07,637 --> 00:57:11,266
She was the girl
I was planning to marry.
642
00:57:11,341 --> 00:57:13,434
He was my brother.
643
00:57:14,778 --> 00:57:16,439
My baby brother.
644
00:57:21,585 --> 00:57:23,212
I lost it.
645
00:57:24,421 --> 00:57:26,389
I just went for him.
646
00:57:27,657 --> 00:57:29,784
I didn't know what I was doing.
647
00:57:30,927 --> 00:57:33,953
When he stopped fighting back,
I realized what I'd done.
648
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:37,692
My mom and dad
never spoke to me after that.
649
00:57:37,768 --> 00:57:42,000
They acted as if both their boys
died that night.
650
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:52,478
All I got left of him
is a photograph.
651
00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:13,064
Take this with you
to the outside.
652
00:58:14,237 --> 00:58:16,899
I don't want it to die
in here with me.
653
00:58:28,985 --> 00:58:30,919
Remember, Briggs,
one small fuck-up...
654
00:58:30,987 --> 00:58:33,478
and you'll be straight back
to Edgefield.
655
00:58:33,557 --> 00:58:35,991
Now then,
you sure you don't need a lift?
656
00:58:36,059 --> 00:58:37,492
No, thanks.
657
00:58:40,263 --> 00:58:44,199
Sorry about Hampton Court. It meant
just as much to me as it did to you.
658
00:58:44,267 --> 00:58:46,929
- I know it did, sir.
- Good luck out there.
659
00:58:47,003 --> 00:58:48,937
Good luck in here.
660
00:58:55,579 --> 00:58:58,139
We just lost our best gardener.
661
00:59:52,736 --> 00:59:54,761
I hope you like it.
662
00:59:54,838 --> 00:59:56,772
It's all I could find
in your price range.
663
01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,560
- Okay?
- Yeah.
664
01:00:35,078 --> 01:00:38,343
It's been a long time, Primrose.
665
01:00:38,415 --> 01:00:40,349
For me as well.
666
01:00:43,353 --> 01:00:45,287
Fifteen years.
667
01:00:47,290 --> 01:00:51,488
Well, not quite that long.
668
01:01:52,455 --> 01:01:56,016
So, tell me, Colin.
How are you adjusting to your new life?
669
01:01:56,092 --> 01:01:58,993
I think the transition's been made
much easier by your daughter.
670
01:02:00,563 --> 01:02:04,055
Those who get out and have no one--
don't know how they do it.
671
01:02:04,134 --> 01:02:06,568
Oh, yes. Must be terribly hard.
672
01:02:07,804 --> 01:02:12,070
Mother, you've always attributed
the failure of all your relationships...
673
01:02:12,142 --> 01:02:15,305
to the fact that none of the men
were any good in the dirt.
674
01:02:16,913 --> 01:02:19,973
Well, I've found one who is.
675
01:02:21,484 --> 01:02:22,576
Have you?
676
01:02:24,888 --> 01:02:29,222
And he could really use your help
finding him a job.
677
01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:37,899
Oh, my.
678
01:02:39,402 --> 01:02:43,202
Oh, excuse me.
679
01:02:47,010 --> 01:02:48,944
Bit dramatic, don't you think?
680
01:02:55,318 --> 01:02:57,218
That was very rude, Mother.
681
01:02:57,287 --> 01:02:59,551
Oh, Prim, you know
how fond I am of Colin...
682
01:02:59,622 --> 01:03:02,216
but, honestly, dear,
the man was serving a life sentence.
683
01:03:03,793 --> 01:03:06,023
God only knows what he did.
684
01:03:06,096 --> 01:03:08,360
He killed his brother.
685
01:03:09,032 --> 01:03:11,125
It was an accident.
686
01:03:11,201 --> 01:03:13,135
And who knows what might
trigger it off again?
687
01:03:13,203 --> 01:03:16,001
I mean, it could be over
the most trivial of things.
688
01:03:16,072 --> 01:03:20,236
I shudder to think of the consequences
if you should burn the Sunday roast.
689
01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:23,211
It's funny how open-minded
you are about him publicly.
690
01:03:23,279 --> 01:03:26,646
But when it comes to my happiness,
suddenly he's judged by what he was...
691
01:03:26,716 --> 01:03:28,650
and not by what he is.
692
01:03:33,790 --> 01:03:35,815
That's what I like about plants.
693
01:03:35,892 --> 01:03:37,826
They don't answer back.
694
01:04:09,893 --> 01:04:11,861
He's destroying that topiary.
695
01:04:13,029 --> 01:04:17,329
The border needs fortifying.
The guy doesn't know what he's doing.
696
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,233
We'll find you a garden of your own.
Don't worry.
697
01:04:22,305 --> 01:04:25,741
You've been saying that all summer,
and still I'm a delivery boy.
698
01:04:27,944 --> 01:04:31,038
I've been to every nursery
and garden center in the area...
699
01:04:31,114 --> 01:04:33,582
but, you know, I'm an ex con.
700
01:04:33,650 --> 01:04:35,584
I'm knocking and looking.
701
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,520
What's it gonna take--
a personal reference from the queen?
702
01:05:08,318 --> 01:05:10,718
It was the housekeeperwho gave the plans to her boyfriend.
703
01:05:10,787 --> 01:05:12,914
The wanker tried to blame us
to save her ass.
704
01:05:12,989 --> 01:05:14,854
So Tony was telling the truth.
705
01:05:14,924 --> 01:05:17,791
Hey, did you hear about Hampton Court?
706
01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:21,296
They've invited us back to do a garden
for next year's flower show.
707
01:05:21,364 --> 01:05:23,889
No shit. You lucky bastards.
708
01:05:23,967 --> 01:05:27,767
Yeah. Colin, listen. Listen. How
we gonna do a garden without you, mate?
709
01:05:27,837 --> 01:05:30,772
What are you talking about?
You've got Fergus. He's artistic.
710
01:05:32,075 --> 01:05:33,667
Fergus ain't doing too well.
711
01:05:33,743 --> 01:05:36,906
He's gone downhill since you left.
712
01:05:36,980 --> 01:05:38,413
Really?
713
01:05:39,983 --> 01:05:42,451
Tell him I'll pop in for a visit
real soon, yeah?
714
01:05:42,518 --> 01:05:44,452
- All right. Bye, son.
- All right. Gotta go.
715
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,283
- Take care.
- See ya.
716
01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:52,260
Roses are red...
717
01:05:52,328 --> 01:05:54,796
violets are blue...
718
01:05:59,669 --> 01:06:02,570
I'm about to fuck up.
719
01:06:02,639 --> 01:06:04,573
So what else is new?
720
01:06:07,543 --> 01:06:10,068
They say that, to abandonone's life for a dream...
721
01:06:10,146 --> 01:06:12,080
is to know its true worth.
722
01:06:14,017 --> 01:06:16,417
I've got this crazy idea in my head...
723
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,812
that I'm good enoughto win something at Hampton Court.
724
01:06:23,893 --> 01:06:25,827
It's a hell of wayof going about it...
725
01:06:25,895 --> 01:06:28,125
but then I've always done thingsthe wrong way around, haven't I?
726
01:06:29,766 --> 01:06:32,997
Please forgive me for this becauseI certainly won't forgive myself.
727
01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:38,801
I hope this is the last time thatanybody ever sends you yellow roses.
728
01:06:48,985 --> 01:06:50,919
Hello, boys.
729
01:06:55,692 --> 01:06:58,354
I'm very disappointed in you,
Mr. Briggs.
730
01:06:58,428 --> 01:07:00,396
Our hope at Edgefield is...
731
01:07:00,463 --> 01:07:03,455
once a man is released,
he never returns.
732
01:07:04,701 --> 01:07:06,225
That said...
733
01:07:06,302 --> 01:07:09,362
I'm expecting you to pull out
all the stops at Hampton Court.
734
01:07:23,786 --> 01:07:27,313
What's this thing doing back here?
735
01:07:27,390 --> 01:07:30,120
It wasn't quite ready for the outside.
736
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:39,566
Welcome back, Greenfingers.
737
01:07:53,683 --> 01:07:57,744
I have to say I'm a bit miffed to see
how well you guys have done without me.
738
01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:00,015
- It ain't like the old days no more.
- Hello, Colin.
739
01:08:00,089 --> 01:08:01,784
Hello,John.
740
01:08:01,858 --> 01:08:04,019
There's a waiting list
to get in here now.
741
01:08:04,093 --> 01:08:06,254
Jimmy and me have been having
a think, Colin...
742
01:08:06,329 --> 01:08:08,263
and we decided that we want you...
743
01:08:08,331 --> 01:08:10,856
to come up with a design
for Hampton Court.
744
01:08:12,568 --> 01:08:15,036
Gentlemen, the home secretary...
745
01:08:15,104 --> 01:08:17,038
and the prison's minister.
746
01:08:19,342 --> 01:08:20,866
Most impressive.
747
01:08:21,711 --> 01:08:23,736
The home secretary's quite
a gardener himself.
748
01:08:23,813 --> 01:08:26,213
Oh, you exaggerate, Peggy.
749
01:08:26,282 --> 01:08:29,513
I'm what you'd call
an armchair gardener.
750
01:08:29,585 --> 01:08:32,076
More an inveterate reader
of other people's exploits...
751
01:08:32,155 --> 01:08:35,215
than an actual tiller of the soil.
752
01:08:35,291 --> 01:08:38,522
The home secretary's come up
with an idea for Hampton Court.
753
01:08:38,594 --> 01:08:42,428
Mind you,
it only just hatched over lunch.
754
01:08:42,498 --> 01:08:45,695
I thought we'd go for a bit
of the unexpected.
755
01:08:49,839 --> 01:08:51,101
A rock garden.
756
01:08:52,175 --> 01:08:54,905
Lots of prickly, hard plants...
757
01:08:54,977 --> 01:08:56,968
with not the slightest hint of color...
758
01:08:57,046 --> 01:09:00,277
representing incarceration
with the goal of freedom symbolized...
759
01:09:00,349 --> 01:09:03,113
by a juicy, red strawberry archway.
760
01:09:03,186 --> 01:09:06,519
I didn't break my parole
only to be laughed out of Hampton Court.
761
01:09:06,589 --> 01:09:09,956
There's something much bigger
at stake here than a flower show.
762
01:09:10,026 --> 01:09:12,494
After years of fighting the home office,
we've just recently begun...
763
01:09:12,562 --> 01:09:15,963
to make inroads to ensure
the survival of open prisons.
764
01:09:16,032 --> 01:09:20,025
Look. Put your ego aside
for one moment...
765
01:09:20,102 --> 01:09:22,593
and give some consideration
to the scores of inmates...
766
01:09:22,672 --> 01:09:26,506
working through the system who have yet
to experience a place like Edgefield.
767
01:09:27,443 --> 01:09:29,377
Yeah, but a rock garden, sir?
768
01:09:29,445 --> 01:09:32,573
Do you honestly think we stand a chance
in hell of winning anything?
769
01:09:32,648 --> 01:09:36,243
That all depends on your definition
of winning, doesn't it, Mr. Briggs?
770
01:09:43,659 --> 01:09:47,026
About as subtle as a hammer, right?
771
01:09:47,096 --> 01:09:50,293
The only thing missing
is a bloke with a pickaxe.
772
01:10:06,349 --> 01:10:09,011
So, Colin...
773
01:10:09,085 --> 01:10:11,019
what was it like
being with a woman again?
774
01:10:12,288 --> 01:10:15,655
Well, it weren't that great
if he came back here, now was it?
775
01:10:17,994 --> 01:10:19,928
Every day, I miss her.
776
01:10:23,266 --> 01:10:26,201
Primrose was the greatest thing
to ever happen to me.
777
01:10:34,944 --> 01:10:38,812
Now remember, these only need
one hour a day under these lamps, okay?
778
01:10:38,881 --> 01:10:40,815
- You got it?
- Yeah, I got it.
779
01:10:45,288 --> 01:10:47,483
- Hey, we need every last one.
- All right.
780
01:10:47,557 --> 01:10:50,117
This archway's gotta be bursting
with strawberries.
781
01:10:57,867 --> 01:11:00,995
Where do you think
they'll bury me, Colin?
782
01:11:02,972 --> 01:11:05,998
Well, Westminster Abbey's
out of the question, I'm afraid.
783
01:11:08,377 --> 01:11:10,709
I've been thinking...
784
01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:15,240
that being cremated is the way to go.
785
01:11:15,318 --> 01:11:19,721
''Dust thou art,
and unto dust shalt thou return.''
786
01:11:19,789 --> 01:11:21,723
Yeah, all right, old man.
787
01:11:23,893 --> 01:11:26,589
Any female visitors lately?
788
01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:29,358
No, I haven't.
789
01:11:29,432 --> 01:11:32,458
The way you left things,
I'm not surprised.
790
01:11:34,837 --> 01:11:36,805
Fergus...
791
01:11:37,873 --> 01:11:40,637
do you think I'll ever be capable
of loving someone?
792
01:11:42,311 --> 01:11:45,041
Oh, yes.
793
01:11:49,485 --> 01:11:51,885
I've spent my life in prison.
794
01:11:53,022 --> 01:11:54,956
That's how it went.
795
01:11:56,258 --> 01:11:58,783
But you're different.
796
01:11:58,861 --> 01:12:00,795
You've got things to do.
797
01:12:02,098 --> 01:12:05,363
So, the next time they let you out...
798
01:12:05,434 --> 01:12:08,028
don't go fucking it up.
799
01:12:22,151 --> 01:12:26,611
- Raw.
- Bloody hell!
800
01:12:26,689 --> 01:12:29,055
We've got two weeks left.
We'll never be able to replace them.
801
01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:31,787
I did exactly what you told me.
The timer must be broken.
802
01:12:31,861 --> 01:12:35,888
- Bloody mice.
- I don't believe this.
803
01:12:35,965 --> 01:12:37,899
I've got a lovely bunch of red peppers.
804
01:12:37,967 --> 01:12:40,800
- We can fill up the trellis with them.
- Red peppers?
805
01:12:41,871 --> 01:12:44,339
Come on, Colin.
Don't lose the faith.
806
01:12:44,407 --> 01:12:48,275
- We still got the cactus. Look.
- Oh, what now?
807
01:14:07,423 --> 01:14:08,856
From the looks of it, it appears...
808
01:14:08,924 --> 01:14:12,018
that H.M.P. Edgefield and flower shows
just aren't meant to be.
809
01:14:13,362 --> 01:14:15,626
From the looks of it,
we're all just a bunch of deadbeats.
810
01:14:16,966 --> 01:14:20,595
No, loafers,
dregs of society, right?
811
01:14:20,669 --> 01:14:22,136
Wrong.
812
01:14:24,006 --> 01:14:25,940
I know different.
813
01:14:28,344 --> 01:14:31,438
If Fergus Wilks were alive today...
814
01:14:31,514 --> 01:14:33,812
he'd tell me not to give up
without a fight.
815
01:14:34,617 --> 01:14:36,551
''Adversity is your ally, lad.''
816
01:14:36,619 --> 01:14:39,679
Well, I've had my absolute fill
of adversity...
817
01:14:39,755 --> 01:14:41,222
and now I'm looking for some allies.
818
01:14:41,290 --> 01:14:43,918
Anyone here who wants to come with me
and make history...
819
01:14:43,993 --> 01:14:45,927
at Hampton Court Palace...
820
01:14:45,995 --> 01:14:47,622
step forward!
821
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:11,610
I believe I have the last word
on the subject, Mr. Briggs.
822
01:15:12,755 --> 01:15:13,847
Good luck.
823
01:15:53,696 --> 01:15:56,790
Savor the perfume and the pleasure
filling the air...
824
01:15:56,866 --> 01:15:59,426
at the gardening year's
most anticipated event--
825
01:15:59,501 --> 01:16:03,437
the Royal Horticultural Show's
Summer Extravaganza...
826
01:16:03,505 --> 01:16:05,973
at Hampton Court Palace.
827
01:16:06,041 --> 01:16:09,499
Henry VIII's glorious palace
by the River Thames...
828
01:16:09,578 --> 01:16:13,139
has seen nearly 500 years
of spectacle and pageantry...
829
01:16:13,215 --> 01:16:16,013
but I think even Henry
couldn't fail to be impressed...
830
01:16:16,085 --> 01:16:19,145
by this feast of flowers.
831
01:16:19,221 --> 01:16:21,849
Hello. I'm Georgina Woodhouse...
832
01:16:21,924 --> 01:16:24,916
and I so remembermy first flower show victory.
833
01:16:24,994 --> 01:16:26,928
I'd just given birthto my daughter Primrose...
834
01:16:26,996 --> 01:16:29,988
and I was desperateto get back to gardening.
835
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,825
Every year,
Hampton Court Palace has a habit...
836
01:16:33,903 --> 01:16:37,839
of showcasing something
quite new and unique.
837
01:16:37,907 --> 01:16:39,841
And this year we have found an entry...
838
01:16:39,909 --> 01:16:43,072
that must be one of the most unusual
in the history of the show.
839
01:16:43,145 --> 01:16:46,273
It was made without sponsorship
on a tiny budget...
840
01:16:46,348 --> 01:16:49,317
and from the confines of a prison.
841
01:16:49,385 --> 01:16:53,446
I am here with the men
from Her Majesty's Prison Edgefield.
842
01:16:53,522 --> 01:16:57,424
Tell me, how does it feel
to be exhibiting at Hampton Court?
843
01:16:57,493 --> 01:17:01,395
- It's terribly exciting.
- I want to thank all my mates...
844
01:17:01,463 --> 01:17:04,591
back at Edgefield who lent a hand.
845
01:17:08,170 --> 01:17:11,264
Tell me about your design
for the show.
846
01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:13,740
Well, it's a wildflower garden.
847
01:17:13,809 --> 01:17:17,301
And it's all about finding beauty
in the most unlikely of places.
848
01:17:17,379 --> 01:17:19,609
And it's dedicated to our friend
Fergus Wilks.
849
01:17:57,286 --> 01:17:59,754
Wouldn't be the same
without you, Fergus.
850
01:18:10,332 --> 01:18:11,959
Hurry up! The judges are here.
851
01:18:17,039 --> 01:18:19,735
- They hate it.
- They don't get it.
852
01:18:19,808 --> 01:18:22,800
They look more like
rock garden types to me.
853
01:18:22,878 --> 01:18:25,540
Trying to read those judges
is like trying to unravel...
854
01:18:25,614 --> 01:18:28,310
the mystery of the Mona Lisa's smile.
855
01:18:28,384 --> 01:18:29,817
See you at the gala.
856
01:18:29,885 --> 01:18:33,343
- What gala's that, then?
- Sorry, men.
857
01:18:33,422 --> 01:18:36,949
It's for VI Ps
and non-prisoner competitors only.
858
01:18:37,026 --> 01:18:39,358
Fine by me.
I had nothing to wear anyway.
859
01:18:52,808 --> 01:18:54,867
Oh, look.
It's the boys over there.
860
01:18:57,579 --> 01:18:59,206
I've got a confession to make.
861
01:18:59,281 --> 01:19:02,682
I left those heat lamps on too long
on purpose.
862
01:19:04,286 --> 01:19:08,120
I've got a confession too. I let them
mice eat all them strawberries.
863
01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:13,450
Well, thanks for owning up, guys.
864
01:19:13,529 --> 01:19:15,520
Just leaves one question,
doesn't it?
865
01:19:15,597 --> 01:19:18,532
Who torched that bloody awful
rock garden?
866
01:19:27,910 --> 01:19:30,401
This was a mistake, Mother.
I'm really not up to it.
867
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:33,846
How are you ever going to meet anyone
if you never leave the house?
868
01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:35,349
Look who's there. Colin!
869
01:19:39,354 --> 01:19:41,652
This is all about spite,
and now that you have my blessing...
870
01:19:41,723 --> 01:19:43,247
you're deliberately trying to defy me.
871
01:19:47,162 --> 01:19:49,096
I know I've not been an ideal mother...
872
01:19:49,164 --> 01:19:51,758
but I do love you, Primrose.
873
01:19:51,834 --> 01:19:53,927
And so does Colin.
874
01:19:54,002 --> 01:19:57,733
He's just had a little bit
of garden fever. That's all.
875
01:20:00,342 --> 01:20:01,866
I so want you to be happy.
876
01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:04,407
I really do.
877
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:25,933
Hello.
878
01:20:27,136 --> 01:20:28,865
You look stunning.
879
01:20:29,938 --> 01:20:32,168
Thank you.
880
01:20:52,261 --> 01:20:53,694
So...
881
01:20:54,763 --> 01:20:56,697
this is who you left me for.
882
01:20:58,734 --> 01:21:03,194
I hate to admit it,
but she's fantastic.
883
01:21:19,154 --> 01:21:21,645
You planted primroses.
884
01:21:25,594 --> 01:21:29,155
You were a total shit
to leave me the way you did.
885
01:21:30,265 --> 01:21:32,825
Second biggest mistake I ever made.
886
01:21:32,901 --> 01:21:35,529
There's more to life
than gardening, you know.
887
01:21:37,005 --> 01:21:38,632
I know.
888
01:21:45,380 --> 01:21:46,813
Are you seeing anyone?
889
01:21:49,418 --> 01:21:50,817
Neither am I.
890
01:21:55,023 --> 01:21:57,583
I keep hoping that...
891
01:21:57,659 --> 01:21:59,593
when I get out next spring...
892
01:22:02,164 --> 01:22:04,359
that you might be there
waiting for me.
893
01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:26,682
''Marigolds for the Millennium'' has just
walked away with the silver gilt!
894
01:22:28,190 --> 01:22:29,851
So exciting!
895
01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:33,617
And to Fontley's Nurseriesin Hampshire...
896
01:22:33,695 --> 01:22:37,392
a gold for ''Fuchsias and Delphiniums.''
897
01:22:37,466 --> 01:22:38,592
Congratulations.
898
01:22:39,434 --> 01:22:41,459
And this concludesthe medal winners...
899
01:22:41,536 --> 01:22:43,766
in all the major categories.
900
01:22:43,839 --> 01:22:45,773
Now, it is not every year...
901
01:22:45,841 --> 01:22:48,105
that we bestow the Tudor Rose Award.
902
01:22:48,176 --> 01:22:50,906
But, by unanimous ratification...
903
01:22:50,979 --> 01:22:53,140
of the Royal Horticultural Society'sjudging committee...
904
01:22:53,215 --> 01:22:55,945
we have singled out a garden...
905
01:22:56,018 --> 01:22:59,112
for that most coveted of awards.
906
01:23:01,123 --> 01:23:03,091
And this year...
907
01:23:03,158 --> 01:23:05,319
it goes to...
908
01:23:05,394 --> 01:23:08,488
the ''Feng Shui Garden of Harmony''!
909
01:23:17,606 --> 01:23:19,267
We salute all the gardeners...
910
01:23:19,341 --> 01:23:21,571
who grew for gold and got it...
911
01:23:21,643 --> 01:23:23,907
as well as those who didn't.
912
01:23:23,979 --> 01:23:26,277
So, until next year,
thank you for watching...
913
01:23:26,348 --> 01:23:28,282
and happy gardening.
914
01:23:30,686 --> 01:23:31,948
So unfair.
915
01:23:32,888 --> 01:23:34,913
Men.
916
01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:36,423
Excuse me.
917
01:23:39,328 --> 01:23:43,389
I got into the prison service
some 30 years ago...
918
01:23:43,465 --> 01:23:46,764
because I envisaged doing something
positive with men like you--
919
01:23:47,602 --> 01:23:49,570
to force you to go to your core--
920
01:23:49,638 --> 01:23:51,833
rebuild your integrity.
921
01:23:51,907 --> 01:23:55,206
I lay far greater score
in that victory...
922
01:23:55,277 --> 01:23:58,804
than in any medal
they had to offer today.
923
01:24:02,684 --> 01:24:04,618
You're holding up rather well.
924
01:24:06,054 --> 01:24:07,988
I have a lot to be happy about.
925
01:24:09,624 --> 01:24:11,558
It's the best carrot
I've ever tasted.
926
01:24:16,131 --> 01:24:17,860
Thank you, son.
927
01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:21,096
You think we made a mistake not going
with a more typically English garden?
928
01:24:21,169 --> 01:24:25,503
You know, no graffiti,
no crashed cars, no concrete.
929
01:24:25,574 --> 01:24:27,838
Oh, I like a bit of rough, Raw.
930
01:24:30,178 --> 01:24:32,339
Excuse me.
931
01:24:32,414 --> 01:24:35,747
Her Majesty requests the presence
of the gardeners of Edgefield...
932
01:24:35,817 --> 01:24:38,217
in the Royal Palace.
933
01:24:39,287 --> 01:24:41,312
Her Majes-- The queen?
934
01:24:41,390 --> 01:24:44,985
H.R.H. Herself. She was quite impressed
with your garden.
935
01:24:45,060 --> 01:24:47,995
Holy shit.
936
01:24:48,063 --> 01:24:50,429
Unofficially,
she thought you were robbed.
937
01:24:52,134 --> 01:24:53,897
Come on, John.
938
01:24:53,969 --> 01:24:56,130
Come along then, gentlemen.
Let's not keep Her Majesty waiting.
939
01:24:56,204 --> 01:24:59,605
I'm sorry, sir. Gardeners only.
940
01:24:59,674 --> 01:25:01,642
Excuse us, would you?
941
01:26:59,828 --> 01:27:01,762
Bit of advice, lads.
942
01:27:03,131 --> 01:27:05,065
Don't forget to curtsy.
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