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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Boy, look at her.
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What a glow she has.
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You know, strange as it sounds,
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there are actually times
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when I resent being a man.
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Ah, that's all right, Fras.
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Sometimes we
resent you being one.
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I was referring to
Carla's condition.
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You see, she's able
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to do something
we men never shall...
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Experience the miracle
of creating a new life.
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You know, I'll have to admit.
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I've often wondered
what it would like
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to have another human being
moving around inside you.
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Must be spooky, but real neato.
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Yeah.
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There's probably
nothing so awesome
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in the entire universe.
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Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid
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that we've been relegated
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to the position of observer.
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Passive, sitting
on the sidelines.
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Doomed by nature
to a life of envy.
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God, feels like
there's a dump truck
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parked on my bladder.
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Well, then again,
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nature is wise in her way.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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What makes me think
this belongs to you?
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My jasmine scented
oriental massage oil.
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Oh, God.
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God, I thought I'd lost this.
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I found it wedged
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underneath the couch
cushions in my office.
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Ah. I don't think I want
to know how it got there.
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I'm kind of curious.
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you, uh, put
that back where you found it,
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and that way, we'll know
where it is when we need it.
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When hell freezes over.
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Well, that's perfect,
'cause this stuff heats up
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when you rub it in.
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Now, what... what's
wrong with her, you know?
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Maybe one of the chains
in her underwear is twisted.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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Hey.
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What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
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Let's talk about what's
going in Mr. Peterson.
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Beer, Woody.
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How's the job-hunting going?
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Oh, lots better, Sam.
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Today I actually got turned
down for an executive position.
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It's a good way to lose that.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Peterson.
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You've been cut off.
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Oh. Okay, where's the camera?
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This is no joke.
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According to my books,
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you are way over
your credit limit.
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Well, what's the big deal?
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What's he over... ten, 20 bucks?
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837.
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But in other words,
under $900, huh?
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You can't cut off
one of our regulars.
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The poor guy is unemployed.
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Look, Miss Howe, uh,
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Norm here is in a
very delicate spot.
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His self-confidence
has been shattered.
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Uh, what he needs from
us now is help and support.
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Isn't there some other
way to resolve this problem?
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Well, you could
pay his bar bill.
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Norm, the woman
will not listen to reason.
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Maybe he could work it off, huh?
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No, I'm serious. Whoa,
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whoa, whoa, hey.
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Listen, maybe there's
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some accounting he
could do for the bar.
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Our corporation's
books are handled
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by Franklin,
Sussman and Gurwitz.
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Ooh, they're very good, Sam.
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They canned me
a couple years ago.
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Please.
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Are you good at anything?
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Yeah,
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but you cut him off.
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No, no.
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Come on, don't you
have any other skills?
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I can barbecue.
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Oh, hey, hey. Yeah.
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All right, well, I,
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uh... I did a little house
painting in college.
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You know, to make ends meet.
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Norm, Norm, Norm.
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Norm, I think they're
talking about a job
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where you get, uh,
paid with money,
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not with little grain pellets
dropped out of a chute.
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Cliff, you, uh, you got
something against painters?
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No, no, no. I...
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I'm in favor of
hiring the blithering.
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Do... do you need any
painting done around here?
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I guess you could
repaint the office.
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Are you willing?
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It's been an awfully long time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It's gonna take you
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at least, what, seven
or eight seconds
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to relearn that skill.
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'Cause, you know,
Cliff, I'm beginning
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to pick up a little
thread here. Uh...
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Ah.
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Would you mind explaining
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this little obsession
you have about painters?
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Well, all right. Uh, well,
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it's manual labor.
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I mean, it's beneath you, Norm.
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Well, if you take a job
like this, we're gonna be
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on entirely different
social strata.
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We'll have nothing
to talk about, all right?
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Semigloss or enamel?
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Hey, Woody, would you
close up for me tonight?
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I got to get home.
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No problem, Carla.
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By the way,
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I really am envious of you
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having a nice big
family to go home to.
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Oh, yeah, it's great, all right.
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I got 11 people
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living under a roof that
was meant for only six.
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Gino's dog just had puppies
on my side of the bed.
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My daughter-in-law is
driving me nuts, and somehow,
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my mother-in-law got
a hold of our address.
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Puppies. You lucky duck.
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You seem to be
enjoying yourself.
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Oh, sorry. Uh...
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No, that's all right.
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Oh, uh, you got a
phone call here, uh...
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Eva Ake?
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I could swear it was a man.
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Oh, well, there's paint here.
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Evan Drake. Uh...
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That's my boss. Yeah.
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What did he say?
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Well, he said, he, uh...
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he wants you to
tear up my bar bill.
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I... Well...
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I didn't think I'd
get away with that.
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Uh, but, no, he said
he's on his way over here.
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Sometime, like, uh...
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around nowish.
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Now?!
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God.
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Shall I, uh, comb my hair,
too, or will I be leaving?
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This is just a business meeting.
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Rebecca Howe.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Drake.
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I thought you were...
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Norm.
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No, no, no, I know
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you're not Norm. You're Evan.
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What I meant
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to say was... Get out of here.
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No, no, no, not you.
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You stay right where you are.
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No, I swear...
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Get out!
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Oh. Hello?
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Well, that was fast, Mr. P.
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Yeah, she got a phone
call from Mr. Drake.
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Hey, Mr. Peterson,
I really feel bad
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about you being cut off.
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Yeah.
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You know, I remember
the good old days
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when you used to
come in here and
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say something funny.
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I'd pour you a beer.
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You'd drink it, I'd
pour you another one,
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you'd drink that, too.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I remember, Woody.
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So look at that...
Hardly even touched.
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Yeah.
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I'll tell you, I don't
normally drink beer, but, uh,
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I just cleaned the taps,
and I wanted to make sure
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that everything was
all right, so I had one.
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It was like a mountain stream,
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only colder, fresher.
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You know, sometimes
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there's nothing
like a nice cold beer
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to really hit the spot.
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Yeah, I think I read
that somewhere, Woody.
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You know, I-I
really like this color.
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I think it's gonna really
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spruce up the
office quite a bit.
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Again, it's just
an opinion. Uh...
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Is there something wrong?
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Right. Well, yes, I
understand, of course.
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Here, here, have
a seat, have a seat.
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Just relax.
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Oh, God.
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Here.
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Some authority figure.
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I'm sorry.
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It's probably just job stress.
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Oh, you shouldn't
be having job stress.
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You're doing a great job here.
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Oh, tell that to Mr. Drake.
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He said I should consider
the last fiscal report
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a personal embarrassment.
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Norm, I need your help.
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Uh, you just started.
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You're-you're gonna do fine.
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Things are gonna
turn around, I swear.
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Uh...
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No, you idiot.
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My hair's stuck to the wall.
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Oh, great.
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No, no, it's really...
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It's not, uh... not that bad.
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I paid big bucks to
have Vera's hair frosted.
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Didn't turn out half as good.
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Well, maybe I better take off.
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When people are upset, they...
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they like to be alone.
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Nonsense. I'm fine.
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Talking about me.
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I'm feeling a little queasy.
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Oh, please stay.
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I mean,
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this office is a real
inconvenience like this.
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All right.
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Would you, uh,
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would you like to talk
about what just happened?
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No.
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Phew.
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You really do seem to be
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enjoying this job.
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Yeah. Yeah, I
actually do, you know?
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I think painting is just
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so vastly different
from accounting.
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This is real, you know?
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This I have some control over.
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I mean, when I look back,
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I finish a job, I can say,
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"You know, I did that."
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Door must have moved.
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You know,
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I think that this color
is the exact same color
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as Mary Lou Sebold's car coat.
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Who?
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This girl I had an
insane crush on
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00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,573
in the third grade.
267
00:11:14,609 --> 00:11:16,352
Except she had no
idea that I was alive.
268
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,843
I used to leave
269
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,028
little notes for her.
270
00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:20,696
"I love you."
271
00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:23,032
And one day, I
finally got up the nerve
272
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,333
to sign one, N.P.
273
00:11:24,369 --> 00:11:26,702
The next week, she
was going steady
274
00:11:26,737 --> 00:11:29,338
with my best friend,
Nicky Petropolis.
275
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,107
What'd you do?
276
00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:34,159
The only thing I
could do, really.
277
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,494
I went over to Nicky,
278
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,529
and I calmly
explained the situation.
279
00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:38,864
Then I sat on him.
280
00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:45,187
Oh, God.
281
00:11:45,223 --> 00:11:47,234
I think that's the first
time I've really laughed
282
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:48,357
since I took over here.
283
00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:50,292
Oh, it is, trust me.
284
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,648
Why'd you tell me that story?
285
00:11:56,684 --> 00:11:58,150
Well, I don't know.
286
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,585
It's kind of late.
287
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,852
We're alone.
288
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,821
I'm a man, you're a woman.
289
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,574
Maybe it's the paint talking.
290
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:10,912
Norm?
291
00:12:10,948 --> 00:12:12,214
Yeah.
292
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,366
Do you find me cold?
293
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,801
You?
294
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,168
Cold? No.
295
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,504
No, I wouldn't say cold.
296
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,638
Coolish.
297
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,091
In the brisk area,
298
00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:23,258
but, uh...
299
00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:24,971
Why? Who, uh...
who says you're cold?
300
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,311
Everyone.
301
00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:27,630
Oh. Well...
302
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:29,265
I don't think you're cold.
303
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,315
Really?
304
00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:31,995
Yeah. I always
meant to tell you that,
305
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,220
but I didn't feel as though
I could approach you.
306
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,327
Thank you, Norm.
307
00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,795
Oh.
308
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,631
Thank you.
309
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,410
Uh, well, I'd better
get out of here.
310
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,212
Um, would you mind
locking up for me?
311
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,702
No, no, I don't mind at all.
312
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,449
Listen, would
you please not, uh,
313
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,618
mention that I like
painting to the guys?
314
00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:57,059
Cliff already
thinks I'm a weenie.
315
00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:58,844
Well, from what I've seen,
316
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,079
he's an authority.
317
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:01,363
Yeah.
318
00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:02,948
Well...
319
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:05,161
And, really, thanks for
letting me paint an office
320
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,434
that clearly didn't need it.
321
00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,669
No problem.
322
00:13:07,705 --> 00:13:09,805
You're a nice man, Norm.
323
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,657
You're kind of nice yourself.
324
00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,792
I guess we like each other.
325
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,076
Guess so.
326
00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:16,228
Great.
327
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,681
This will just be
our little secret.
328
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:19,716
Oh, yeah.
329
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,374
I am a little worried about
330
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,521
the direction
this bar is taking.
331
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:32,477
How so?
332
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:34,508
Well, it just doesn't seem right
333
00:13:34,532 --> 00:13:36,710
when the stakes
for a game of pool
334
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,679
is a round of wine spritzers.
335
00:13:38,703 --> 00:13:40,602
Not even the pool room is safe
336
00:13:40,638 --> 00:13:43,254
from the encroaching
hordes of yuppiedom.
337
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:47,242
How long will it be
until we're all suffocated
338
00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:49,577
beneath an avalanche
of alligator shirts,
339
00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:51,713
German cars, and
racquetball club memberships?
340
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,981
Oh, oh, by the way, Sam,
341
00:13:53,017 --> 00:13:55,818
uh, may I have another
Perrier with lime?
342
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,367
Have a cup of coffee
or something, Sam?
343
00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:02,191
Make it a beer. On the house.
344
00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:10,466
I say we check the office
345
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,868
for pods from outer space.
346
00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:16,616
I wonder what
that's all about, huh?
347
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,301
Look, did it ever
occur to any of you
348
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,703
that she just might
be a nice woman?
349
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:20,871
Oh, yeah, right.
350
00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:22,594
And so am I.
351
00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:29,029
So, how come you guys
are so chummy, huh?
352
00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:30,586
Sorry, Sam. Can't talk about it.
353
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,854
Kind of private.
354
00:14:31,889 --> 00:14:33,055
Oh, give me a break.
355
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,823
Guys are supposed
to talk about girls
356
00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:36,024
behind their backs.
357
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,793
Didn't I tell you
358
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:39,361
everything about me and Diane?
359
00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:43,299
Well, now's your
chance to thank me.
360
00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:46,017
I'm not really at
liberty to go into details.
361
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,385
Suffice it to say,
362
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:50,288
Miss Howe had a
little personal crisis
363
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,623
last night, okay?
364
00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,559
Few tears were shed.
365
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,260
Real tears?
366
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,963
You sure she didn't just
pull a hair out of her nose?
367
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,400
No, Carla.
368
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:02,484
She got a little sad,
369
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,031
and I happened to be
there to comfort her.
370
00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:05,832
I think it really just takes
371
00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,834
a little warmth and compassion,
372
00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:09,769
and she warms right up to you.
373
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,160
Compassion, huh?
374
00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:13,662
Mr. Malone. Mm-hmm.
375
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:16,231
Do you realize we're
running low on seltzer?
376
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:17,411
I'm so sorry.
377
00:15:17,435 --> 00:15:19,885
Ho-How can these things happen?
378
00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:22,754
Is there anything I can do?
379
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,267
Yes, let me know next time.
380
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,491
Well, of course I will.
381
00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,109
I just hope that's enough.
382
00:15:28,712 --> 00:15:30,189
Are you feeling all right?
383
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,314
Yes, thank you very much.
384
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,116
That's very sweet of you to ask.
385
00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:36,730
Norm, I gave you
my address, didn't I?
386
00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:38,131
Yep. See you tomorrow. See you.
387
00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:39,437
Whoa, what was that all about?
388
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,134
Just a little bit of
painting at her apartment.
389
00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:42,357
Listen, uh,
390
00:15:42,393 --> 00:15:43,958
you know, I can
really sympathize
391
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:45,560
with your situation of painting.
392
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,607
Uh, you know, if the fumes
and everything bothers you,
393
00:15:47,631 --> 00:15:49,242
you can always spend
the night at my place.
394
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:51,333
I don't think so.
395
00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:53,468
That's it.
396
00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:54,969
I say she's a guy.
397
00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:58,139
Good night, Sammy.
398
00:15:58,175 --> 00:16:00,275
Say, uh... Norm,
wait a second here.
399
00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:02,577
You know... you
know, I like to paint.
400
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,791
Why don't I help
you, man, you know.
401
00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:06,281
Come on.
402
00:16:06,317 --> 00:16:07,649
No. I know you.
403
00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:09,996
You just want to log a
little sack time with her.
404
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,998
Come on, no.
The truth is, I just...
405
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,132
I got to find out
406
00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:15,335
if there's a real human
being in there, man.
407
00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:17,337
I-I can't keep
working for a cold fish.
408
00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:18,505
Please, come on.
409
00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:19,728
All right.
410
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:22,163
But no funny stuff.
411
00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:23,310
No, I swear to God.
412
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:24,778
I won't touch her.
I won't touch her.
413
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:26,313
I make no guarantees about you.
414
00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:28,970
You've been driving me
crazy in this little white outfit.
415
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:31,440
Yeah? You should
see me in my caftan.
416
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,717
Oh, hi, Norm. Come on in.
417
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,807
Thank you.
418
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,476
I was just... Hi.
419
00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,212
Oh, God.
420
00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:56,665
Now it knows where I live.
421
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,734
Sorry, I, uh, needed a helper,
422
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,536
and when I checked around,
423
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:03,471
most of the fellas
expected to be paid.
424
00:17:03,507 --> 00:17:05,802
And you're doing
this for nothing?
425
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:08,026
Well, it's an act of compassion.
426
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,011
I'm doing this out of the...
427
00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:12,080
goodness of my heart.
428
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,159
Norm. Yeah.
429
00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:15,411
I'd like all the wood here
430
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,969
and the moldings
done in high gloss.
431
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:18,670
Great.
432
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,783
You have any questions,
433
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,050
if you need anything,
I'll be in the back.
434
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:21,823
Okay.
435
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:22,975
So that's where
436
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,276
the old bedroom is, huh?
437
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,844
Sammy?
438
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,557
What? I'm not doing anything.
439
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,680
You promised.
440
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,993
No, I'm fine.
441
00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:31,967
All right, I want to start
442
00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:33,096
with, uh, sanding for you.
443
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,197
Here. All right.
444
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,521
All right, uh, try
this post right here.
445
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,823
Yeah.
446
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:40,425
I'll do a little taping.
447
00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:50,413
Hey, come on. Hey, Sam.
448
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,237
What? Sam, uh...
449
00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:53,950
you have to do it
with the grain, okay?
450
00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:55,540
Oh. Sand with the grain.
451
00:17:56,610 --> 00:18:00,179
My arm hurts
when I do it like that.
452
00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:02,948
Very sorry, Sam.
453
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,350
That's the way it has
to be done, all right?
454
00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:07,719
I don't think I like sanding.
455
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:12,657
Just try to tape one
pane at a time, all right?
456
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,727
I don't think I
like taping, either.
457
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:18,930
Norm.
458
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,509
Hmm? It's Carla on the phone.
459
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,567
Your wife needs you
at home right away.
460
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,580
Something about two feet
of water in the basement.
461
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,637
Oh, boy, that's serious.
462
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,673
That's, like, a foot
more than usual.
463
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,109
I'm sorry.
464
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,261
It's just a little delay.
465
00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:33,656
I'll be right back. No problem.
466
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,408
Sammy, can I, uh,
trust you here alone?
467
00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:37,215
Yeah. Swear to
God I won't touch her.
468
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,591
Tragic, huh? Absolutely tragic.
469
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,059
I beg your pardon?
470
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,995
Oh, I just couldn't help
471
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:52,564
thinking about Norm's basement.
472
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,632
Yes?
473
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,818
Well, it's not just, you know,
474
00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:58,319
the water filling up.
475
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,134
You know, it's
those photo albums,
476
00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:04,025
those old letters.
477
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,695
Cherished mementos,
you know, ru-ruined for...
478
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,308
Oh, I'm sorry.
479
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:10,632
Ooh, boy.
480
00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:13,168
Oh, this is embarrassing.
481
00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:15,237
I-I'm sorry. I just, uh...
482
00:19:15,272 --> 00:19:17,439
I can't help feeling this way
483
00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:20,575
ever since my dog, Lucky, died.
484
00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,279
Something is going on here.
485
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:26,998
I'm not exactly sure what it is.
486
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,599
Could it be that
487
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,169
you're jerking me around?
488
00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:34,956
Okay, uh...
489
00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:37,642
I'm sorry.
490
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,346
It's just that there's a
rumor going around the bar
491
00:19:41,382 --> 00:19:42,914
that you've got this soft side,
492
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,216
and I just thought I'd
like to see it for myself.
493
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,834
Maybe get to know you better.
494
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,638
I guess I ought to just...
495
00:19:49,673 --> 00:19:50,783
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
496
00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:52,636
I want to get this straight.
497
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,860
You came over
here on your day off
498
00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,461
to paint my living room
499
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,997
in hopes of getting
to know me better?
500
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,817
Pretty silly, huh?
501
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,151
What'd you want to know?
502
00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:10,458
Well?
503
00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:12,043
Um, I'm thinking.
504
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:14,745
I-I didn't think I was
gonna get this far. Uh...
505
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,085
Well, all right, all right,
506
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,136
Um... where were you born?
507
00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:23,321
San Diego.
508
00:20:23,357 --> 00:20:25,056
San Diego.
509
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,374
California, huh?
510
00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:27,409
No, Kansas.
511
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,644
Come on.
512
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,665
My father's a
captain in the Navy.
513
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,877
My mother's an
interior designer.
514
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,001
My brother's a surgeon.
515
00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:37,568
My other brother's an attorney.
516
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,070
My sister was Miss San Diego.
517
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,753
The only really happy
moment of my life
518
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,488
is when I ran away
to San Francisco
519
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,979
and hung out with Grace Slick.
520
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:49,214
Do you want to know the
lyrics to "White Rabbit,"
521
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,349
or can I quit now?
522
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,784
Ah. Boy, it sounds like some
523
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,454
of the kids in your family
are pretty successful, huh?
524
00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:57,472
Yeah, well, if you
measure success
525
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,373
in terms of wealth, happiness,
526
00:20:59,409 --> 00:21:02,727
and my father's
undying devotion, maybe.
527
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,162
Yeah. Boy, I know.
528
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,314
I got a brother like that.
529
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,951
International lawyer.
530
00:21:09,987 --> 00:21:13,287
Handsome, smart, funny.
531
00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:15,090
And the guy plays the piano,
532
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,992
and he speaks four languages,
533
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,192
flies his own jet.
534
00:21:21,265 --> 00:21:22,385
Seems like my whole life
535
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,444
I've been trying to get
out from under his shadow.
536
00:21:24,468 --> 00:21:26,367
I know just what you mean.
537
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:29,921
Does he ever come in the bar?
538
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,960
No, but, uh, I'll call him,
539
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:38,296
if you'll call Miss San Diego.
540
00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:39,881
Nah. They'd probably
541
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:41,833
end up leaving together.
542
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,273
Well, hell, this is kind of
543
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,425
a warm and friendly
moment, isn't it?
544
00:21:51,545 --> 00:21:52,761
I must admit,
545
00:21:52,796 --> 00:21:55,580
it's a... better moment
than I ever thought
546
00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:57,048
I'd have with you.
547
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,983
I'm glad this happened.
548
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,753
Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
549
00:22:01,789 --> 00:22:03,132
Will you excuse me a moment?
550
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,655
Sure. What are you going to do?
551
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,492
I think I better change.
552
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,164
Honesty.
553
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,279
Who would have thought?
554
00:22:18,688 --> 00:22:19,921
Say, can I, uh...
555
00:22:19,957 --> 00:22:21,567
Great, great... can I, uh,
556
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,124
put on some music here?
557
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,492
Sure, be my guest.
558
00:23:04,768 --> 00:23:06,268
I'm gonna be at the gym
559
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:07,735
for a couple of hours.
560
00:23:07,771 --> 00:23:10,821
But you just go right on...
561
00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,591
You jerk.
562
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,493
Wha... what?
563
00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:17,807
This whole thing about
coming over here and painting
564
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:20,071
is just another stupid
attempt to get me into bed.
565
00:23:21,685 --> 00:23:23,885
I-I am shocked and...
566
00:23:23,921 --> 00:23:26,821
and deeply insulted.
567
00:23:26,856 --> 00:23:28,484
God. I told you all
that personal stuff
568
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,807
about my brothers and my sister
569
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,754
and me being the
fattest girl in high school.
570
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,005
Wait a minute. You
didn't tell me that.
571
00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:34,346
Well, I wasn't.
572
00:23:34,381 --> 00:23:35,563
Get out.
573
00:23:35,599 --> 00:23:37,177
Slow down here. Just li...
574
00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:38,299
I admit it.
575
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,446
I'm a attracted to you.
Now, what's the big deal?
576
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:42,915
Is that a crime or something?
577
00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:44,483
You know, are you
always this defensive
578
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:45,751
about people who find you sexy?
579
00:23:45,775 --> 00:23:47,609
No, just you.
580
00:23:47,644 --> 00:23:49,077
Is that right?
581
00:23:49,112 --> 00:23:51,863
Well... you know, I'll
tell you something, lady.
582
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,299
There was a time when I was
considering making love to you,
583
00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:55,666
but now it's out
of the question.
584
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,003
As a matter of fact, you know,
I wouldn't make love to you
585
00:23:58,038 --> 00:23:59,315
if you asked me,
if you begged me
586
00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:00,638
to make love to you, I wouldn't.
587
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:01,739
Go ahead, just ask me.
588
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,040
Just try it. See what happens.
589
00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:04,220
Would you make love to me?
590
00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,760
Well, okay, but just once.
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