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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,578 Imagine me getting a commendable incident report. 2 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:16,233 When Getraer told me, I almost passed out. 3 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,061 Yeah, well, you must have really been hot-dogging it 4 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,628 while I was away last month. 5 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,109 Hey, come on, 278 cites in a month? 6 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,938 I'd be the hottest pencil of all time. 7 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,679 Did you mention that to our sergeant? 8 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:30,552 He said I was just trying to be modest. 9 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:39,213 Make you feel like a big man, giving some poor housewife 10 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,998 a lousy ticket for fudging over 55? 11 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,652 With all the drunks and potheads 12 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,436 running us decent people off the road 13 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,569 you have to give an innocent housewife a ticket! 14 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,229 Hey, who's that? 15 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:56,752 Might be Mel Scully. 16 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,931 I don't think so. He doesn't move like Mel. 17 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,067 What are you doin'? 18 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,114 I thought your tire was low, but it's okay. 19 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,127 Have a nice day. 20 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:26,086 Have a hernia. 21 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,592 Well, 73 is, good buddy. 22 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,943 And listen, I've got to sign off now, my off-ramp's comin' up. 23 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,523 'Attention all beat 7 units.' 24 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,612 'We have a report of a motor officer down' 25 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:17,789 'on the Hollywood freeway vicinity of Lankershim.' 26 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,940 Listen, you know anything about an officer being involved 27 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,463 in an accident around here? 28 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,639 I'm the one that hit him, but he's gone. 29 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,206 He wasn't hurt? 30 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,600 He was limpin'. I told him I radioed for help 31 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:48,080 but he said it wasn't necessary. 32 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,647 Didn't ask me for my license or anything. 33 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,867 Just jumped on his motorcycle and took off. 34 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,430 How did you figure it? 35 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,866 That guy said the officer 36 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:19,476 'was limping so he must have been hurt.' 37 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,304 And why would he take off like that? 38 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,480 Must have been something more urgent to pull him away. 39 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:05,870 Morning. May I see your driver's license, please? 40 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:07,176 What did I do? 41 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,743 Nothing, from the looks of it 42 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,746 it seems you're having a little shock absorber trouble. 43 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,662 Sid 44 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:16,272 Hey, man, don't you recognize me? 45 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,493 - The Latino flash! - Poncherello! 46 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,625 In uniform! It couldn't be. 47 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,453 Hey, hey, what do you expect me to wear out here? 48 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:25,325 Tank top and blue jeans? 49 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,196 Come here, come here. Jon Baker! 50 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:30,068 Suddenly you're fuzz, man. You can't be! 51 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,461 Baker, Sid Lambert. 52 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,202 - Hi. - How you doing. 53 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:35,683 Tell you the truth, I almost didn't recognize you. 54 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:39,034 Well, it's been a mess of years since the Van Nuys days. 55 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,731 This dude was the honcho in one of the most 56 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:43,038 'hell-raising crowds that ever cruised the boulevard.' 57 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,996 The Blue Flames. 58 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,346 They would have made the wild bunch look like 59 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:47,695 a Sunday school picnic. 60 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,305 I wish I had a dime for all the times 61 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,177 I had to chase off this macho pushy kid. 62 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,918 'He had more guts than sense.' 63 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:55,442 Yeah, he's told me so. 64 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,315 Hey, how's Angy, huh? I heard you two got married. 65 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,492 That was 8 years ago. We got a boy, 4. 66 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,885 'Yeah, you know, you really should get those' 67 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,408 shock absorbers replaced. 68 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,670 You're bouncing around like a ping-pong ball 69 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,368 and it is kind of dangerous. 70 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,934 Would you believe it? That's where I'm heading now. 71 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,633 To Rudy Altmeyer's place. 72 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,983 Man, you cats must really be gettin' old 73 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,898 if a mean dude like Rudy has to settle down 74 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,639 and do an honest day's work. 75 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,163 In his day, Rudy's wrecked more cars than a junkyard. 76 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:24,209 Hey, let's get together and hoist a few beers soon, huh? 77 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,863 Great. I'll give you a call. 78 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,257 Little Ponch a motor jock. Wait till I tell Rudy. 79 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,653 - I'll see you, man. - Alright. 80 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,138 Looks like your past is catchin' up with you. 81 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,314 Ah, Sid's a nice guy. 82 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:45,013 I'm glad it was a case where I didn't have to write him a cite. 83 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,580 Well, if he would have deserved a cite 84 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,364 would you have given him one? 85 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,322 Of course. 86 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:52,020 You don't believe me? 87 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:56,241 Well, friendship, like love, can be blind. 88 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,505 Well, not out here, man. 89 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,028 You know me better than that. 90 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,073 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. 91 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,604 So Ponch is a car chaser. 92 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,823 I remember when he was the chasee. 93 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,825 He said we'd get together for a few beers soon. 94 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,742 You know, you don't care what you drink with. 95 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,484 How come the only time I see you is when you need some work done? 96 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:25,706 Hey! I put in sometimes 14 hours a day. 97 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,708 Now what about the shocks? Can you put them on now? 98 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,841 Sure, if you want to pay through the nose for some new ones. 99 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,843 Wait a couple of days, I can probably get you a set 100 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,454 off some new car that was totaled for about 101 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:35,498 a third the cost. 102 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,587 Now wait! 103 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:41,156 I got some heavy bills breathing down my neck already. 104 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,593 Take a ride with me, uh, deliver a radiator. 105 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,334 Then we'll stop off for a beer 106 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:48,076 and shoot the bull a little. 107 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,774 My old lady's been on me for getting home too late. 108 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:54,038 Women! They'll blow your brain if you let them. 109 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,606 Okay, maybe one beer. 110 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,303 Ah! 111 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,479 Hey, does this thing run? 112 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,437 I pulled the engine out of my truck. 113 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,787 Don't worry, it'll get us there. 114 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,229 You had better than this heap in the old days. 115 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,754 It just gets stuck every now and then. 116 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,498 See? No sweat. 117 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,256 You ever wish things were like they used to be? 118 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,215 Huh? Cruising down Van Nuys 119 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,173 all the guys together every night 120 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,871 the nutty things we did. 121 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,351 We really knew how to have kicks, huh? 122 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:48,092 Remember the night Prendy and Chauss 123 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,007 made off with that street washer truck? 124 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,359 And drove it smack into Dundee's drive-in. 125 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,927 With all the water jets and the pressures going? 126 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,584 Hey, look out! 127 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,897 Are you looking to get trashed, you little creep? 128 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,204 Ah, get yourself a skateboard, it's faster! 129 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,163 I'll dump him! 130 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,259 Get him! 131 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:44,279 Come on, you guys. Back off. I didn't mean it. Come on. 132 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,252 The throttle linkage is stuck! 133 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,341 Well, turn off the ignition. 134 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,432 I can't! 135 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,565 'Oh, boy! Now the steering's gone.' 136 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,576 'There's too much play in the wheel.' 137 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,976 'I can't hold it straight on the road.' 138 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,773 '15, 7-Mary 3 and 4, LA.' 139 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:47,168 'We have a report of a vehicle out of control 140 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,084 Northbound Ventura, approaching Vineland.' 141 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,209 The linkage is unstuck. It's okay now. 142 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,518 Two motor cops on our tail and comin' up fast. 143 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,280 Strip that license plate off the front. 144 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,977 I'll get the one in the back. 145 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,587 What good will that do? They still can trace the car-- 146 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,111 It's unregistered. 147 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,772 Come on, let's cut out of here. 148 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,095 Did you notice that dude in the brand new cad? 149 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,142 He almost coughed up his cap when we nicked him. 150 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,579 I've had some wild rides in my time 151 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,973 but that was the most. 152 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,160 What do you say we take in a Rams game this Sunday? 153 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,248 You got tickets? 154 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,292 No, but I know this guy who can-- 155 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,772 Alright, wait a minute. 156 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,991 The last time we got tickets from that guy 157 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,514 we sat so high up on the field 158 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,995 it looked like ants on a striped tie. 159 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,044 Okay, okay. Don't applaud, don't applaud. 160 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,004 Just genuflect when I pass. 161 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,484 Come on, Ponch. Tell us what you did to get Getraer 162 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,617 to issue you a commendable incident report. 163 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,314 'I'll tell you what he did.' 164 00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:01,884 Our little hot dog here dashed off 278 cites in just one month. 165 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,494 Whoa. 166 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,019 Alright. Get your subpoenas while they're hot. 167 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,586 Grossman. 168 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,372 Oh, how can anyone contest my citation? 169 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,895 Just look at this face. 170 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,723 It's the epitome of honesty and integrity. 171 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,857 'Ah, don't laugh too loud, Poncherello.' 172 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,293 Here's one for you. 173 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,513 Don't let it get you down, Ponch. 174 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,733 One out of 278 isn't bad. 175 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:31,000 Why won't anybody believe I could write that many cites? 176 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,707 Uh, can you just make this a warning? 177 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,101 'I mean, it would be my third ticket in 11 months.' 178 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,148 - I could lose my job. - I'm sorry, sir. 179 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,238 That's something you should have thought of sooner. 180 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,022 Have a nice day. 181 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,502 Sure. 182 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,655 I still say that records clerk made a mistake. 183 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,397 She must have added my cites with somebody else's. 184 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,312 No, that woman wouldn't make a mistake like that 185 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,357 and you know it. 186 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,620 Oh, yeah? 187 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,317 Look at this name. 188 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,668 Archibald V. McNulty. 189 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,280 Man, there's no way I wouldn't remember a name like that. 190 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,247 Hey, Pete. We missed you. 191 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,424 Uh, well, I've been working nights. 192 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,253 What happened? Did you miss the third turn at Ontario? 193 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,169 Yeah. You know, but I still came in third. 194 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,346 We'll be talking to you later, alright? 195 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,739 Okay. 196 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,225 If he races, how come he didn't become 197 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,661 a motor officer like his brother? 198 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,011 I don't know, but his brother Gary 199 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,013 was one of the best partners I've ever ridden with 200 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,407 until he got killed chasing that speeding car. 201 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,848 That's when my luck changed, too. 202 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,197 How's that? 203 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,069 I got you. 204 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,287 Oh, you're beautiful. 205 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,639 Oh, officer. Officer? 206 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,819 Wait a minute. How do you know that she wants you? 207 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,692 Vibes, old buddy, pure vibes. 208 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,046 What can we do for you? 209 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,962 We're looking for this Ventura freeway. 210 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,226 Oh, yeah, that's the on-ramp's two blocks straight ahead. 211 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,793 Uh, we just arrived. 212 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,925 Maybe you can suggest a nice place to stay 213 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,928 till we get an apartment, preferably in Hollywood. 214 00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:01,455 Try The Suncrest. That's a swinging motel on the strip. 215 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,762 Do you fellas ever drop around the suncrest? 216 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,808 Well, if we're encouraged. 217 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,289 Consider yourself encouraged. 218 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,684 Bye. 219 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,131 Come on, let's roll. 220 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,490 Those freeways are getting worse. 221 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,492 I tell you, people are driving like they don't care anymore. 222 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,320 Tell me about it. 223 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,322 On my way here today I bet I saw half a dozen guys 224 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,368 zipping in and out of lanes, tailgating, speeding. 225 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,544 Every one of them was getting away with it. 226 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,372 We can't get them all. 227 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,722 Well, they ought to put more men on those freeways. 228 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,594 Yeah, tell the governor. 229 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,987 Hey, we'll talk to you later, huh, Pete? 230 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:59,121 Get one for Gary for me, will you? 231 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,080 Yeah, I will. 232 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:27,367 Yeah. Here's another one with your name on it. 233 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,933 Yeah, that's mine, but those other three 234 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,674 with my name sure aren't. 235 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,503 Well, why would another officer want to make you a big man 236 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,766 by signing your name and not his? 237 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,768 I don't think it's another officer. 238 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,944 Look at these serial numbers on the forged citations. 239 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:43,948 They're all the same. G-6-8-6-6-3-5. 240 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:47,387 Every one of them. Somehow, someone snatched that page 241 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,737 from my pinch book and had it copied. 242 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,565 Yeah, looks like an offset job. 243 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,350 Yeah, but where would they get the badge and uniform? 244 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,265 Well, I got a better question for you. 245 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,834 How did he manage to slip a page out of your pinch book? 246 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,401 Well, I'm working on that, sarge. 247 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,316 'Poncherello.' 248 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,448 You realize, of course, that I'm going to have to 249 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,712 withdraw that commendable incident report on you. 250 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,019 I'm sorry about that. 251 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:14,109 Yeah, I see you're all choked up about it. 252 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,308 'Is that you, honey?' 253 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,962 Better be. 254 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,878 Hi. 255 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,540 Can't you make it a scotch and water for a change? 256 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,933 Yeah, sure, I'll make one right now. 257 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,500 Ah, forget it. 258 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,242 Rough day, huh? 259 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,766 They're all rough. 260 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,030 Work, home, work. Nothing changes. 261 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:09,599 My life's like a hunk of warmed-over cabbage. 262 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:13,255 Well, just don't forget we have to be at my mother's by 8:00. 263 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,653 End of a beautiful day. 264 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,441 Hello. 265 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,616 Did you see the papers tonight? 266 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,052 No, not yet. 267 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,794 'We just made the front page.' 268 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:35,930 'Can you believe it, man? We bopped 22 cars, baby. 22.' 269 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,758 Last count, it was 17. 270 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,021 Hey, man. We just invented a new game. 271 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,066 'What do you say we roll again tomorrow?' 272 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:46,375 Uh, no, I can't, uh.. I'm busy. 273 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:50,379 So I'll make it a solo. Dig me on the 11:00 news. 274 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,608 Do you believe it? 275 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,044 Some bike jockey is riding around 276 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,307 handing out cites with my name on them. 277 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,787 Must be righteous citations 278 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,832 or you'd have more than one subpoena. 279 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,660 That's not the point. 280 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,171 - I'll get a crowbar. - Yeah. 281 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,008 Alright, come on, let's go. 282 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,054 Move. Come on. 283 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,368 Come on, keep it moving. Come on. 284 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,655 Who's in there? 285 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:18,135 A girl on a respirator and an intern. 286 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,489 'Wait a minute. Easy. I think my leg's broken.' 287 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,665 Let me give you a hand. How's the girl? 288 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,144 She's scared, but not hurt. 289 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,334 - Hi. - Hi. 290 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,554 Are you alright? 291 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:48,209 I-I-I can't breathe. 292 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,907 Listen, I'll be right back. 293 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,779 You just relax, okay? 294 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,231 How is he? 295 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,667 It's broken. 296 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,713 See my partner. He'll call it in for you. 297 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:16,324 Okay. 298 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,108 She's having trouble breathing. 299 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,675 Well, the respirator pump's been knocked out. 300 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,503 Can we get the respirator out of there? 301 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,939 No, no. It's bolted down. 302 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,375 Listen, get on the horn and call for a crane 303 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,420 and tell them on the double. 304 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,900 Right. 305 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,341 There's got to be something we can do. 306 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:35,038 - There's a hand pump. 307 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:38,389 On the left side, up near the front of the respirator. 308 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,913 Okay. 309 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,396 Wait a minute, Ponch. 310 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,007 'Pipes could come down anytime.' 311 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,922 Yeah, let's hope not. 312 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:05,373 Listen, this emergency pump, I'll have it going in a second. 313 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,551 You guys better get some ropes, chains, whatever you got 314 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,205 and tie these pipes off. 315 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,424 - Okay, we got it. - You got it. Right. 316 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,959 I got the pump going now. It's going to be okay. 317 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,706 Hey, my name is Ponch. What's yours? 318 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,446 Kathy. 319 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,492 Nice to meet you, Kathy. 320 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,538 Feeling better now? 321 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,278 Mm-hmm. 322 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,454 Listen, you just relax. With old Ponch here 323 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,021 you got nothin' to worry about. 324 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,645 Okay, got it. 325 00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:06,869 Okay, that's the key. We're gonna to have to hold that one. 326 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,266 Come on. 327 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:15,225 Hey, Grossman. Get that crane in here. 328 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:19,882 Let's go. 329 00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:25,409 Hang in there till it tightens down on the other side. 330 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:35,681 Noisy little rascals, aren't they? 331 00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:39,075 You okay? 332 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,947 Yeah, I'm fine. Let's get this chain on the other side. 333 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,776 Let's get this thing squared away, alright? 334 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,168 How old are you, Kathy? 335 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:47,257 I'll be 13 Saturday. 336 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,476 You're kidding. You could have fooled me. 337 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,304 I would have thought you were older. 338 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,435 Really? 339 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,002 Yeah, 15 at least. 340 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,806 What happened to that guy who was directing traffic? 341 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:15,546 I didn't see anybody directing traffic 342 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,200 but I saw a motor officer going down the off-ramp 343 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,681 when I drove up. 344 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,248 You just keep breathing, alright? 345 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,510 We'll have you out of here 346 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,294 faster than you can say Rumpelstiltskin. 347 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,687 Rumpel who? 348 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,167 Rumpelstiltskin. 349 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:30,083 Don't tell me you never heard the story. 350 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:31,301 I don't think so. 351 00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:32,781 Well, young lady, you missed 352 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:35,436 one of the hair-raisers of all times. 353 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,525 You see, there was this beautiful girl 354 00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,701 'with long blonde hair' 355 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:42,051 and she had to spin gold out of straw. 356 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:02,855 Thank you, both of you, for everything. 357 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,160 Don't mention it. 358 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,032 Listen uh, I hope the next time we see you 359 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:08,730 it's under nicer circumstances. 360 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,514 Hey, whatever happened to that girl 361 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,603 who spun gold from straw? 362 00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:15,215 Oh, her. She graduated from business school at UCLA. 363 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,957 She owns her own bank now. 364 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,741 Lean down here, you two. 365 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,224 Closer. 366 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,058 Have a happy birthday now, you hear? 367 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,668 Oh, I will. 368 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:11,053 You know, you been moping around here for two days now. 369 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,881 What's bugging you, honey? 370 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:16,319 Me. I'm what's bugging me. 371 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:18,060 I'm beginning to feel like I'm doped up 372 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:22,151 except there's no high to go with it. 373 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,458 What are you talkin' about? 374 00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,939 I'm talkin' about my job, this house. 375 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,289 'The same things, over and over.' 376 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:32,031 Nothing happens anymore. 377 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:33,597 Me and Davy. 378 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:36,687 We're what's happening if you took the time to notice. 379 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:40,430 Angy, there's got to be more to breathing 380 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:43,259 than just this...this box I'm in. 381 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,828 In a few years, I'm going to be 40. 382 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:49,439 So? That's such a big deal. 383 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,224 To me, yeah. 384 00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:54,836 Look, I'll tell you what. 385 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,534 'Why don't I send Davy over to the Heffers for the night' 386 00:29:57,578 --> 00:30:00,146 we'll go out, have dinner, go to a movie.. 387 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,669 'What did I just say?' 388 00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:05,629 Nothing ever changes around here, does it? 389 00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:10,373 We might as well be 90 years old for the rut we're in. 390 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,027 Well, that's funny. 391 00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:15,509 Up till a couple of days ago, you seemed to like it. 392 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:19,730 Baby, it's not you. It's not Davy. It's me. It's the shop. 393 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:22,777 It's staring into the guts of a TV set all day. 394 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,998 While outside, in the streets, wherever, people are living. 395 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:30,654 I'm not living anymore, Angy. 396 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:32,395 Oh, and I am. 397 00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:36,878 Why don't you stay home a couple of days with Davy 398 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:39,533 the dog, the house, the dirty clothes. 399 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:40,839 'I'll show you living.' 400 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,536 I knew you were going to say that. 401 00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:44,451 Even when we have a beef, we can't get out of the rut. 402 00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:46,322 Okay, what's going on, Sid? 403 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:49,282 Some young girl been coming on to you? 404 00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:51,806 Nowadays, girls don't dig middle-aged mummies. 405 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,547 Oh, middle-aged, my foot. 406 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:56,245 You know, when you say that, you include me. 407 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,594 Look, honey.. 408 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:02,425 Let's go over to the hangout. 409 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:04,950 Few laughs, like we used to. 410 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:08,214 Maybe some of the old gang is still around. 411 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:12,000 Sure, so you can get juiced and end up in a fight? 412 00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:13,915 No, thanks. 413 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,612 Well, it didn't used to bother you. 414 00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:18,833 Oh, that was years ago. We were dumb kids then. 415 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,401 Yeah, well, we're now zombies. 416 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,448 Argh! 417 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,215 That's the guy that was at the traffic accident yesterday. 418 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,957 When we pulled up, he was directing traffic. 419 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,351 A few minutes later, he was gone. 420 00:31:58,394 --> 00:32:00,657 '15, 7-Mary 3 or 4, LA.' 421 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:04,052 'Report of an 11-24, stalled vehicle on the right shoulder' 422 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:06,054 'eastbound Ventura near Haskell.' 423 00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:07,534 I'll take it. 424 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,292 They're worth a nickel, at least. 425 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,468 Your thoughts? No way. 426 00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:15,036 Let's just say I know how a guy got ahold of your pinch book 427 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,907 tore out a blank citation and put it back 428 00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,822 without you knowing about it. 429 00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:26,787 Happened when we stopped to eat about a month ago. 430 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,397 I think the guy was Pete Bertram. 431 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,139 Sure. His brother was an officer. 432 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:35,535 That's where he got the badge and the uniform. 433 00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,058 I can't prove it. 434 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:39,408 Who are you, Abe Lincoln Jr.? 435 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,628 So let's get a warrant and go to his house-- 436 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,630 No, wait a minute, Ponch. I want to talk to him first. 437 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:45,632 - Give him a chance. 438 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:48,548 Oh, man, and you got the brass enchilada 439 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:51,333 to wonder if I show favoritism to friends. 440 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:54,293 Remember, his brother was my partner. 441 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:55,903 Let me handle it. 442 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,646 Okay. 443 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,867 Handle it. 444 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,543 May I see your license, please, sir? 445 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:14,460 Sure. How about this? 446 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:15,939 Jon. 447 00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:21,684 That's right, Pete. 448 00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:24,165 What if this would have been a gun? 449 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:27,560 What if this had been some guy in a stolen car? 450 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:29,344 Huh? 451 00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:31,520 You wouldn't know him because you don't have a hot sheet. 452 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:35,133 Or say I was some dude coming from a heist and had a hostage? 453 00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,482 What would you do then, huh? 454 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,441 I'll tell you what you'd do. 455 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:40,834 You'd probably get yourself killed 456 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:42,357 and an innocent person along with you. 457 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,924 This job, this job is more than handing out 458 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,708 traffic citations, man. 459 00:35:45,752 --> 00:35:47,797 What do you think we spend all those months in school for? 460 00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,669 Learning how to hold a pencil? 461 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:55,240 I wanted to be a cop, but they wouldn't take me. 462 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,893 Oh.. 463 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,591 I'm color-blind. 464 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:04,684 So I talked Gary into it. 465 00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:06,599 And it's my fault that he's dead. 466 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:11,604 Hey, Pete, no, wait a minute. That's dumb. 467 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,388 I mean, that's really dumb. 468 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:16,391 'Gary was 28 years old. He wasn't a kid.' 469 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,524 And he knew what he was doing. You don't. 470 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,876 So what happens now? What are you going to do? 471 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,011 You're under arrest for impersonating an officer. 472 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:32,799 You going to take me in? 473 00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,236 No. 474 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,846 You're going to take yourself in. 475 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,458 Tomorrow morning, first thing, at Central. 476 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,200 I want you to turn in Gary's uniform, his gun, and.. 477 00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:45,203 ...and his badge. 478 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,214 I'll be waiting for you, Pete. 479 00:36:57,737 --> 00:37:00,870 If you're not there, I'm coming after you. 480 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:14,275 Alright. Beautiful. Hey. 481 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:19,280 Oh, this is the one. Right on, man. This is it. 482 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:22,196 Yeah. This is going to do just fine. 483 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,807 This is the second old heap you've taken in 3 days. 484 00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,853 What are you doing with these old jalopies? 485 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,594 They're only good for parts. 486 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:31,118 I'm going to dress her up with higher carburation 487 00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:34,643 lower her rear end gearing, and really soup her up. 488 00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,471 She's going to be the star of the next 489 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,994 freeway bumper car game. 490 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,141 Good shot. 491 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:56,535 Here. To the old days. 492 00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:58,319 Hey, come off it, man. 493 00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:00,887 You're making it sound like we're pushing for Medicare. 494 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,457 I tell you, Ponch, once you hit 35 495 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,633 the years seem to go into high gear. 496 00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:10,462 Hey, haven't you heard? Life begins at 40. 497 00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:11,637 You haven't even been born yet. 498 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,203 Yeah, maybe. 499 00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:16,163 What happened to all the kicks to all the great times? 500 00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,904 Huh 501 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:20,602 Do we just sit around and listen to our arteries harden? 502 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,344 That's pretty heavy stuff you're saying there. 503 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,564 I remember when I was a senior in high school 504 00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:28,349 and started having beefs with my old man. 505 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:31,657 I thought, man, what's this old dude know what's going down? 506 00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:35,530 Then it hit me one day. 507 00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:38,577 Now I'm as old as he was then. 508 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,796 That's heavy. 509 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,537 Come on, Sid. 510 00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:46,411 A few wrinkles don't make you ripe for social security. 511 00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:49,631 Something happened the other day, something crazy.. 512 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:51,372 'The kind of stunt we used to pull.' 513 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:54,027 It got me thinking of what a rut I've been in. 514 00:38:54,070 --> 00:38:55,202 What crazy stunt? 515 00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:56,812 Oh, it doesn't matter. 516 00:38:56,856 --> 00:39:00,120 It only showed me that I'm still capable 517 00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:02,470 of feeling some real gut excitement. 518 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,864 'Something I haven't felt for years.' 519 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:07,083 Yeah, well, you can't eat excitement 520 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,521 or take it to the bank. 521 00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,871 Sure. Easy for you to talk. 522 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,134 You're tooling around on your bike 523 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:16,615 in the middle of what's really happening. 524 00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:18,965 Look, Sid, you got a home 525 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:21,707 a real home with a wife who cares about you. 526 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,405 I know Angy, and she's good people, man. 527 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,365 And you got a son and a business that's going. 528 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:28,931 What more do you want, huh? 529 00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:31,978 Maybe all that's what's making me feel trapped. 530 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:37,462 What you feel is the weight of responsibility 531 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,377 which sooner or later gets everybody. 532 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:42,118 You're fighting it 533 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:44,643 which tells me, baby, that you're a late bloomer. 534 00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:46,427 What do you mean by that? 535 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,734 You're feeling the pangs of growing up. 536 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,439 Like I told you. Good as new for one third the cost. 537 00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:00,441 How long is it going to take you to put them on? 538 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,400 I tell you what, you leave your truck with me 539 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:04,445 I'll drive you home now and I'll pick you up in the morning. 540 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,534 - Okay. - Come on. 541 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:10,886 Another clunker, huh? 542 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:13,062 Yeah, but she's got a belly full of fire. 543 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,824 Drop your socks and play the fox, old buddy. 544 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:39,132 The auto-boppers are about to ride again. Yeah. 545 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,655 Now, wait a minute. 546 00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:53,886 Uh-huh! 547 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:55,365 What are you doin'? 548 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,463 Cool it, man. Just cool it. Hey, hey. 549 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:11,947 'Attention, all units. Report of a reckless driver.' 550 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,279 What are you, out of your skull? 551 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,551 What are you doing? 552 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,335 I'm growing up, man. 553 00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:38,006 Over there, what do you think? 554 00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:03,717 Well, well. You can take the boy out of Van Nuys 555 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:07,155 but you can't take the Van Nuys out of the boy, huh, Rudy? 556 00:46:08,722 --> 00:46:11,377 Nice of you to bring the car here, though. 557 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:13,596 Won't have to be moved. 558 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,300 Yeah, he just walked in here said he was under arrest 559 00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:24,216 for impersonating an officer and left this stuff with me. 560 00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:29,308 Pete's really a good guy. I hope the DA goes easy on him. 561 00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:32,267 Well, he didn't use the badge for his own gain. 562 00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:36,141 I have a pretty strong hunch the DA will recommend probation. 563 00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:39,797 If I know Judge Harlowe, and I do, she'll listen. 564 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,494 You know the judge? 565 00:46:41,537 --> 00:46:44,497 Yeah, I used to date her when she was in law school. 566 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,368 Oh, fine. 567 00:46:46,412 --> 00:46:49,023 Pete will be lucky if he doesn't get 5 to 10. 568 00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,864 That's the nicest birthday cake I ever saw. 569 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,344 You better blow out those candles. 570 00:47:05,387 --> 00:47:06,736 They're starting to drip on the cake. 571 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,260 I don't know if I can. 572 00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:10,828 Hey, now, what kind of talk is that, huh? 573 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:13,526 Will you help me, Jon? 574 00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:15,180 Sorry, honey. You're on your own. 575 00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:23,014 Good girl. Happy birthday. 576 00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,580 Thanks, you guys. 577 00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:25,973 'Listen, the doctor says if you work at it' 578 00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:27,583 you'll get out of this thing real soon 579 00:47:27,627 --> 00:47:29,847 so, uh, I'd like to make my date now. 580 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:30,891 Do you like movies? 581 00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:32,371 I love movies. 582 00:47:32,414 --> 00:47:34,808 Oh, no. Oh, no. I get the first date. 583 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,288 Right, honey? Tell him. 584 00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:38,899 "Faster than you can say Rumpelstiltskin." 585 00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:42,033 But shouldn't you have a girl waiting for you on your day off? 586 00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:44,600 Me? Hey, I got a dozen women out there 587 00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,341 just pulling their hair out over me. 588 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:51,259 But, uh, who likes bald 43780

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