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( music )
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HELLO,
AND GOOD MORNING.
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I AM RABBI
ISIDOR CHEMELWITZ
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OF THE BRONX HOME
FOR AGED HEBREWS.
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WE ARE HERE
THIS MORNING
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TO PAY RESPECTS AT
THE PASSING OF SARAH IRONSON,
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DEVOTED WIFE OF...
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ER...
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BENJAMIN IRONSON,
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ALSO DECEASED.
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LOVING AND CARING MOTHER
OF HER SONS,
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MORRIS, ABRAHAM
AND SAMUEL
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AND HER DAUGHTERS,
ESTHER AND RACHEL.
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BELOVED GRANDMOTHER OF MAX,
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MARK, LOUIS,
ANGELA, DORIS,
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LUKE AND ERIC.
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ERIC... ?
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IS A JEWISH NAME ?
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( clearing throat )
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ERIC.
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A LARGE
AND LOVING FAMILY.
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WE ASSEMBLE THAT WE MAY
COLLECTIVELY MOURN
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THIS GOOD AND
RIGHTEOUS WOMAN.
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THIS WOMAN...
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I DID NOT KNOW
THIS WOMAN.
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I CANNOT ACCURATELY
DESCRIBE HER ATTRIBUTES,
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NOR DO JUSTICE
TO HER DIMENSIONS.
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SHE WAS NOT A PERSON,
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BUT A WHOLE KIND
OF A PERSON.
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THE ONES THAT
CROSS THE OCEAN
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THAT BROUGHT
WITH US TO AMERICA
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THE VILLAGES OF RUSSIA
AND LITHUANIA,
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AND HOW WE STRUGGLED,
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AND HOW WE FOUGHT
FOR THE FAMILY,
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FOR THE JEWISH HOME.
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DESCENDANTS OF THIS
IMMIGRANT WOMAN,
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YOU DO NOT GROW UP
IN AMERICA.
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YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN
AND THEIR CHILDREN
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WITH THE GOYISCHE NAMES.
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YOU DO NOT
LIVE IN AMERICA.
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NO SUCH PLACE EXISTS !
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YOUR CLAY IS THE CLAY
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OF SOME LITVAK SHTETL
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AND YOUR AIR THE AIR
OF THE SHTETL,
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BECAUSE SHE CARRIED THAT
OLD WORLD ON HER BACK
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ACROSS THE OCEAN
IN A BOAT !
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AND SHE PUT IT DOWN
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ON GRAND CONCOURSE AVENUE...
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ON FLATBUSH.
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YOU CAN NEVER MAKE THAT
CROSSING THAT SHE MADE
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FOR SUCH GREAT VOYAGES
IN THIS WORLD
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DO NOT ANYMORE EXIST,
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BUT EVERY DAY
OF YOUR LIVES THE MILES,
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THAT VOYAGE FROM
THAT PLACE TO THIS ONE
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YOU CROSS EVERY DAY !
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YOU UNDERSTAND ME ?
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IN YOU...
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THAT JOURNEY IS.
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HOLD.
I WISH I WAS AN OCTOPUS.
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A FUCKING OCTOPUS !
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EIGHT LOVING ARMS
AND ALL THOSE SUCKERS.
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NO.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
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YOU WANT LUNCH ?
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NO, THAT'S OKAY,
REALLY.
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( secretary )
... LINE TWO.
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AILENE, ROY CALLING,
WHAT KIND OF GREETING IS THAT ?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
FRIENDS, AIL ?!
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THIS'LL TAKE A MINUTE,
HERE, EAT A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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WHAT IS THIS ?
TASTY SANDWICH HERE ?
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MMM, LIVER
OR SOMETHING !
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UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU
IT WASN'T A VACATION,
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IT WAS BUSINESS,
MRS. SOFFER.
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I HAVE CLIENTS
IN HAITI, MRS. SOFFER !
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LISTEN, AILENE,
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YOU THINK I'M THE ONLY
GODDAMN LAWYER IN HISTORY
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WHO EVER MISSED
A COURT DATE ?
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DON'T MAKE
SUCH A BIG FUCK--
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( phone ringing )
AW, HOLD !
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YOU HAG.
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IF THIS IS
A BAD TIME--
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BAD TIME ?
IT'S A GOOD TIME.
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BABY DOLL--
OH FUCK, WAIT.
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HELLO ?
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YEAH, SORRY TO KEEP YOU
HOLDING, JUDGE HOLLINS.
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MRS. HOLLINS ?
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SORRY, DEAR, WHAT
A DEEP VOICE YOU'VE GOT !
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YOU ENJOYING
YOUR VISIT ?
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SHE SOUNDS LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER,
HE SOUNDS LIKE KATE SMITH.
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IT'S VERY CONFUSING.
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NIXON APPOINTED HIM.
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ALL THE GEEKS ARE
NIXON APPOINTEES.
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UH-HUH.
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HOW MANY TICKETS,
DEAR ?
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SEVEN ?
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FOR WHAT, "CATS",
"42nd STREET", WHAT ?
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YOU WOULDN'T LIKE
"LA CAGE", TRUST ME.
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TRUST ME, I KNOW.
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( phone ringing )
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, HOLD.
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BABY DOLL ?
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SEVEN FOR "CATS"
OR SOMETHING ?
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ANYTHING HARD TO GET,
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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT
AND NEITHER WILL THEY.
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YOU'VE SEEN
"LA CAGE AUX FOLLES" ?
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NO.
OH, IT'S FABULOUS.
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THE BEST THING
ON BROADWAY, MAYBE EVER.
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( phone ringing )
YEAH, WHO ?
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I COULDN'T FIND
HER IN THERE.
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I DIDN'T
SEE YOU THERE.
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AREN'T YOU
COMING WITH US ?
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THAT'S ALRIGHT,
I'M GONNA TAKE THE BUS.
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ALRIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
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SO HOW'S LIFE IN APPEALS ?
HOW'S THE JUDGE ?
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HE SENDS HIS BEST.
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HE'S A GOOD MAN,
LOYAL.
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NOT THE BRIGHTEST MAN
ON THE BENCH.
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ALTHOUGH HE HAS MANNERS
AND A NICE HEAD OF SILVER HAIR.
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HE GIVES ME A LOT
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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YEAH, LIKE WRITING HIS DECISIONS
AND SIGNING HIS NAME.
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WELL...
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HE'S A NICE MAN
YOU COVER ADMIRABLY.
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WELL, THANKS, ROY,
I FEEL--
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YEAH, WHO'S THIS ?
WELL, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?
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HOLD.
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SO, BABY DOLL, WHAT ?
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( secretary )
IT'S GONNA BE "CATS".
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"CATS", BLAH !
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"CATS", IT'S ABOUT CATS !
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SINGING CATS,
YOU'LL LOVE IT !
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EIGHT O'CLOCK,
THE THEATER'S ALWAYS AT EIGHT !
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FUCKING TOURISTS.
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EAT ALREADY, JOE,
FOR CHRISSAKE, LIVE A LITTLE !
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UH, ROY, COULD YOU--
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YEAH, WHAT ? MRS. SOFFER ?
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OH GOD, FUCKING
DAMNIT TO HELL.
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UH, ROY,
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T--
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BABY DOLL, BRING UP
THE POST, GET ME SUSIE ?
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ROY !
CHRIST !
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HOLD.
WHAT ?
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COULD YOU PLEASE NOT TAKE
THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN ?
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I'M SORRY,
BUT... PLEASE.
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AT LEAST WHILE I'M...
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ALRIGHT, SORRY. FUCK !
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ONLY IN AMERICA !
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BABY DOLL, TELL THEM ALL TO
FUCK OFF, TELL THEM I DIED.
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SO, JOE--
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I'M SORRY, ROY,
IT'S JUST THAT--
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
PRINCIPLES COUNT.
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I RESPECT PRINCIPLES.
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I AM NOT RELIGIOUS,
BUT I LIKE GOD, GOD LIKES ME.
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BAPTIST,
CATHOLIC, WHAT ?
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MORMON.
MORMON ?
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OH, DELECTABLE,
ABSOLUTELY !
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ONLY IN AMERICA !
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SO, JOE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
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IT'S, UH, WELL...
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THE CRAZY LIFE.
CHAOTIC.
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YEAH, GOD BLESS
CHAOS, THOUGH.
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MORMONS ?
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I KNEW MORMONS
IN NEVADA.
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UTAH, MOSTLY.
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NO, THESE MORMONS
WERE IN VEGAS.
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SO ? SO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO WASHINGTON
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AND WORK FOR
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ?
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SORRY ?
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO WASHINGTON,
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WORK FOR
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ?
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ALL I GOTTA DO IS
PICK UP THE PHONE,
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TALK TO ED,
YOU'RE IN.
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IN WHAT EXACTLY ?
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ASSOCIATE ASSISTANT,
SOMETHING BIG.
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INTERNAL AFFAIRS.
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HEART OF THE WOODS,
SOMETHING NICE WITH CLOUT.
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ED, UH--
ME, ATTORNEY GENERAL !
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OH.
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ALL I GOTTA DO IS
PICK UP THE PHONE.
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I HAVE TO THINK.
OKAY.
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GREAT TIME TO BE
IN WASHINGTON, JOE.
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ROY, IT'S INCREDIBLY
EXCITING.
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IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME TOO,
YOU UNDERSTAND ?
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I CAN'T SAY HOW MUCH
I APPRECIATE THIS, ROY.
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I'M SORT OF,
WELL, STUNNED.
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I MEAN, THANKS, ROY.
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BUT I HAVE TO
GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT,
I HAVE TO ASK MY WIFE.
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YOUR WIFE, OF COURSE.
BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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OF COURSE,
TALK TO YOUR WIFE.
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( Dr. Ruth on radio )
To deep throat a man to
give him intense pleasure,
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a woman can simply
lick the penis
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without actually putting
the whole organ in her mouth
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and it still provides the man
with a lot of pleasure.
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When women tell me
that they have a problem
with fellatio
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I often tell them to think of
the penis as an ice cream cone.
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( male )
The hole in the Ozone Layer
high above the Antarctic
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is now a record
11,000,000 square miles.
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That's three times the size of
the whole of the United States.
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The hole appears
as a giant blue blob
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totally covering Antarctica
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and stretching out to the
southern tip of South America.
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Scientists state that
with the hole so big
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this early in the year
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it could be said
to grow even bigger.
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I WISH I COULD
GO TRAVELING.
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THINGS AREN'T
RIGHT WITH ME.
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( gasping )
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CASH, CHECK,
OR CREDIT CARD.
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YOU STARTLED ME !
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CASH, CHECK... ?
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I REMEMBER YOU,
YOU'RE FROM SALT LAKE.
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YOU SOLD US THE PLANE TICKETS
WHEN WE FLEW HERE !
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN BROOKLYN ?
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YOU SAID YOU
WANTED TO TRAVEL.
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HOW THOUGHTFUL !
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MR. LIES OF
THE INTERNATIONAL ORDER
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OF TRAVEL AGENTS.
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WE MOBILIZE
THE GLOBE.
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WE SET PEOPLE ADRIFT.
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WE ARE ADEPTS
OF MOTION.
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ACOLYTES OF THE FLUX.
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CASH, CHECK,
OR CREDIT CARD ?
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NAME YOUR DESTINATION.
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ANTARCTICA, MAYBE ?
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I WANNA SEE THE HOLE
IN THE OZONE.
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I HEARD ON THE RADIO--
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I WILL ARRANGE
A GUIDED TOUR.
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NOW ?
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SOON... MAYBE SOON.
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I'M NOT SAFE HERE,
YOU SEE.
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WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS.
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LIKE ?
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WELL, LIKE YOU FOR INSTANCE,
JUST APPEARING OR...
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LAST WEEK.
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OH, NEVER MIND.
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PEOPLE ARE LIKE PLANETS,
YOU NEED A THICK SKIN.
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JOE STAYS AWAY
AND NOW WELL, LOOK,
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MY DREAMS ARE
TALKING BACK TO ME.
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THE PRICE OF ROOTLESSNESS,
MOTION SICKNESS.
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00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,661
ONLY CURE, KEEP MOVING.
238
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,063
I'M UNDECIDED.
239
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,432
I FEEL THAT SOMETHING'S
GOING TO GIVE.
240
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,903
IT'S 1985, 15 YEARS
TO THE THIRD MILLENNIUM.
241
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,471
MAYBE CHRIST
WILL COME AGAIN.
242
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,841
OR MAYBE THE TROUBLES
WILL COME AND THE END
243
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,611
WILL COME AND
THE SKY WILL COLLAPSE
244
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,948
AND THERE WILL BE TERRIBLE RAIN
AND SHOWERS OF POISONED LIGHT,
245
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,619
OR MAYBE, MAYBE MY LIFE
IS REALLY FINE.
246
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,988
MAYBE JOE LOVES ME
247
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,224
AND I'M ONLY CRAZY
THINKING OTHERWISE.
248
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,192
OR MAYBE NOT.
249
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,828
MAYBE IT'S EVEN
WORSE THAN I KNOW.
250
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:26,266
MAYBE I WANNA KNOW,
MAYBE I DON'T.
251
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,702
THE SUSPENSE, MR. LIES,
IT'S KILLING ME.
252
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,074
I SUGGEST A VACATION.
253
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,575
( elevator approaching )
254
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,577
THAT WAS THE ELEVATOR.
255
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,845
OH, GOD, I SHOULD
FIX MYSELF UP.
256
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,213
I... YOU...
257
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,681
YOU HAVE TO GO,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
258
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,782
YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL.
259
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,417
CALL ME WHEN
YOU DECIDE.
260
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,652
GO.
261
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,397
HEY, BUDDY.
262
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,332
YOU'RE EARLY !
263
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:04,771
WELL, I WAS JUST WALKING
AND I GUESS I CAME HOME.
264
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,806
ARE YOU... ?
265
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,275
I'M A LITTLE ANXIOUS.
266
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,977
BUDDY KISS.
267
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:15,215
NOTHING TO GET
ANXIOUS ABOUT.
268
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:30,897
SO HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO MOVE TO WASHINGTON ?
269
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,632
WASHINGTON ?
270
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,102
SHE WAS PRETTY CRAZY.
271
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,137
SHE WAS UP THERE
IN THAT HOME
272
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,639
FOR 10 YEARS
TALKING TO HERSELF.
273
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,974
I NEVER VISITED.
274
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,509
SHE LOOKED TOO MUCH
LIKE MY MOTHER.
275
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,912
POOR LOUIS, I'M SORRY
YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD.
276
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,814
TINY LITTLE COFFIN, HUH ?
277
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,082
HMM.
278
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,550
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
INTRODUCE YOU.
279
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,752
I ALWAYS GET SO CLOSET-Y
AT THESE FAMILY THINGS.
280
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,454
BUTCH, YOU GET BUTCH.
281
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,057
HEY, COUSIN DORIS,
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME ?
282
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,326
I'M LOU,
RACHEL'S BOY !
283
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,229
LOU, NOT LOUIS,
BECAUSE IF YOU SAY "LOUIS"
284
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,331
THEY'LL HEAR
THE SIBILANT "S".
285
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,698
I DO NOT HAVE
A SIBILANT "S".
286
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,367
I DON'T BLAME YOU,
HIDING.
287
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,136
BLOODLINES, JEWISH CURSES
ARE THE WORST.
288
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,637
I PERSONALLY
WOULD DISSOLVE
289
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,106
IF ANYONE EVER LOOKED ME
IN THE EYE AND SAID "FEH".
290
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,677
FORTUNATELY,
WASPS DON'T SAY "FEH".
291
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:23,683
AND BY THE WAY, DARLING,
COUSIN DORIS IS A DYKE.
292
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,285
NO ! REALLY ?
293
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,187
YOU DON'T
NOTICE ANYTHING.
294
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,889
IF I HADN'T SPENT THE LAST
FOUR YEARS FELLATING YOU
295
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,524
I'D SWEAR YOU
WERE STRAIGHT.
296
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,108
YOU'RE IN A PISSY MOOD.
CAT'S STILL MISSING ?
297
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,842
NOT A FURBALL IN SIGHT,
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
298
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,211
IT IS ?
299
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,745
I WARNED YOU, LOUIS,
NAMES ARE IMPORTANT.
300
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,147
CALL AN ANIMAL
LITTLE SHEBA,
301
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,083
YOU CAN'T EXPECT IT
TO STICK AROUND.
302
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917
BESIDE, THAT'S
A DOG'S NAME.
303
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,420
I WANTED A DOG IN
THE FIRST PLACE, NOT A CAT !
304
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,090
HE SPRAYED MY BOOKS !
HE WAS A FEMALE CAT.
305
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,791
CATS ARE STUPID,
HIGH-STRUNG PREDATORS.
306
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,094
BABYLONIANS SEALED
THEM UP IN BRICKS.
307
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,529
DOGS HAVE BRAINS.
CATS HAVE INTUITION.
308
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,964
A SHARP DOG IS AS SMART AS A
REALLY DULL TWO-YEAR-OLD CHILD.
309
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,600
CATS KNOW WHEN
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
310
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,602
ONLY IF YOU STOP FEEDING THEM.
THEY KNOW.
311
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,071
THAT'S WHY SHEBA LEFT,
'CAUSE SHE KNEW.
312
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,739
KNEW WHAT ?
313
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,645
I DID MY BEST SHIRLEY BOOTH
THIS MORNING.
314
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,350
FLOPPY SLIPPERS, HOUSECOAT,
CURLERS, CAN OF LITTLE FRISKIES.
315
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,619
COME BACK,
LITTLE SHEBA !
316
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,854
COME BACK !
317
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,526
TO NO AVAIL, LE CHAT, ELLE
NE REVIENDRA JAMAIS, JAMAIS.
318
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,736
SEE ?
319
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,272
THAT'S JUST A BURST
BLOOD VESSEL.
320
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,342
NOT ACCORDING TO THE BEST
MEDICAL AUTHORITIES.
321
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,780
WHAT ?
322
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,449
TELL ME.
323
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,385
CHAOS, BABY,
LESION NUMBER ONE.
324
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,021
THE WINE DARK KISS
OF THE ANGEL OF DEATH.
325
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,890
OH, PLEASE !
326
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,292
I'M A LESIONAIRE.
327
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,661
THE FOREIGN LESION.
328
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,329
THE AMERICAN LESION.
329
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,965
LESIONAIRE'S DISEASE.
STOP.
330
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,268
MY TROUBLES ARE LESION !
WILL YOU STOP ?
331
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,303
DON'T YOU THINK
I'M HANDLING THIS WELL ?
332
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,805
BULLSHIT !
I'M GONNA DIE.
333
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,474
NO.
LET GO OF MY ARM.
334
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,841
LET GO.
335
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,143
NO.
336
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:34,247
( sobbing )
337
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,684
I CAN'T FIND A WAY
TO SPARE YOU, BABY.
338
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:42,689
NO WALL LIKE THE WALL
OF HARD SCIENTIFIC FACT.
339
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,825
K.S. WHAM !
340
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,461
BANG YOUR HEAD
ON THAT.
341
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,797
FUCK YOU !
342
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,867
NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR,
A MATURE REACTION.
343
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,206
LET'S GO SEE IF
THE CAT'S COME HOME.
344
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,975
LOUIS.
345
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,344
WHEN DID YOU
FIND THIS ?
346
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,313
I COULDN'T TELL YOU.
WHY ?
347
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,815
I WAS SCARED, LOU.
OF WHAT ?
348
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,385
THAT YOU'D LEAVE ME.
349
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,421
OH.
350
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,689
BAD TIMING,
FUNERAL AND ALL,
351
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,993
BUT I FIGURED AS LONG AS
WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF DEATH.
352
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:25,398
HERE'S THE BUS, I HAVE
TO GO BURY MY GRANDMA.
353
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,070
LOU ?
354
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,005
THEN YOU COME HOME ?
355
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,408
THEN I'LL COME HOME.
356
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,023
WASHINGTON.
357
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,660
IT'S AN INCREDIBLE HONOR,
BUDDY--
358
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,961
I HAVE TO THINK.
359
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,796
OF COURSE.
SAY NO.
360
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,465
YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA THINK ABOUT IT.
361
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,999
I DON'T WANNA
MOVE TO WASHINGTON.
362
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401
WELL, I DO.
363
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,336
IT'S A GIANT CEMETERY,
HUGE WHITE GRAVES,
364
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,705
MAUSOLEUMS EVERYWHERE.
365
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,074
WE COULD LIVE IN MARYLAND
OR GEORGETOWN.
366
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,342
WE'RE HAPPY HERE.
367
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,943
THAT'S NOT
REALLY TRUE, BUDDY.
368
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,445
WELL, HAPPY ENOUGH,
PRETEND HAPPY.
369
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,046
IT'S BETTER
THAN NOTHING.
370
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,982
IT'S TIME TO MAKE
SOME CHANGES, HARPER.
371
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,350
NO CHANGES, WHY ?
372
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,486
I'VE BEEN CHIEF CLERK
FOR FOUR YEARS.
373
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,555
I MAKE $29,000 A YEAR,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS !
374
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,757
I GRADUATED FOURTH
IN MY CLASS
375
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,326
AND I MAKE LESS
THAN ANYONE I KNOW.
376
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,496
AND I'M TIRED
OF BEING A CLERK.
377
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:33,032
I WANNA GO WHERE
SOMETHING GOOD IS HAPPENING.
378
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,134
NOTHING GOOD
HAPPENS IN WASHINGTON.
379
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,338
WE'LL FORGET
CHURCH TEACHINGS
380
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:44,210
AND BUY FURNITURE AT CONRAN'S
AND BECOME YUPPIES.
381
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,112
I HAVE TOO MUCH
TO DO HERE.
382
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,947
LIKE WHAT ?
383
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,982
I DO HAVE THINGS.
384
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,351
WHAT THINGS ?
385
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,453
I HAVE TO FINISH
PAINTING THE BEDROOM.
386
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,555
YOU'VE BEEN PAINTING
IN THERE FOR OVER A YEAR.
387
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,390
I KNOW, IT JUST
ISN'T DONE,
388
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426
BECAUSE I NEVER GET
TIME TO FINISH IT.
389
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,027
OH, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE.
390
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,729
YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.
391
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,064
YOU CAN FINISH IT
WHEN I'M AT WORK.
392
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,799
I'M AFRAID TO GO
IN THERE ALONE.
393
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,535
AFRAID OF WHAT ?
394
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,036
I HEARD SOMETHING
IN THERE.
395
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,204
METAL SCRAPING ON THE WALL,
A MAN WITH A KNIFE, MAYBE.
396
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,973
THERE'S NO ONE
IN THE BEDROOM, HARPER.
397
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,175
NOT NOW.
NOT THIS MORNING, EITHER.
398
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,977
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
399
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,379
YOU WERE AT WORK
THIS MORNING.
400
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,147
THERE'S SOMETHING CREEPY
ABOUT THIS PLACE.
401
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,749
DO YOU REMEMBER
"ROSEMARY'S BABY" ?
402
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,283
"ROSEMARY'S BABY" ?
403
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,685
OUR APARTMENT
LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE.
404
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,053
WASN'T THAT APARTMENT
IN BROOKLYN ?
405
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,021
NO.
WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE THIS.
406
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,857
IT DID !
THEN LET'S MOVE !
407
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,091
GEORGETOWN'S WORSE,
408
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,760
"THE EXORCIST"
WAS IN GEORGETOWN.
409
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,262
THERE'S A DEVIL EVERYWHERE
YOU TURN, HUH, BUDDY ?
410
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,564
YEAH, EVERYWHERE.
411
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,867
HOW MANY PILLS
TODAY, BUDDY ?
412
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,835
NONE.
413
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,405
ONE.
414
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,942
THREE, ONLY THREE.
415
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,201
THANK YOU,
THAT WAS A LOVELY...
416
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,005
MY GRANDMA,
JUST BURIED.
417
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,611
WHY ARE THERE JUST
TWO LITTLE WOODEN PEGS
418
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,245
HOLDING
THE LID DOWN ?
419
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,315
SO SHE CAN GET OUT EASIER
IF SHE WANTS TO.
420
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,484
I HOPE SHE
STAYS PUT.
421
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,921
I PRETENDED FOR YEARS
THAT SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD.
422
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,024
WHEN THEY CALLED TO SAY
SHE HAD DIED IT WAS A SURPRISE.
423
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,159
I ABANDONED HER.
424
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:45,131
( Yiddish )
SHARFER VI DI TSON FUN
A SHLAG IZ AN UMDANKBAR KIND.
425
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,734
I DON'T SPEAK YIDDISH.
426
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:52,371
SHARPER THAN A SERPENTS TOOTH
IS AN UNGRATEFUL CHILD.
427
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,874
SHAKESPEARE.
428
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,577
KING LEAR.
429
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,647
RABBI, WHAT DOES
THE HOLY SCRIPT SAY
430
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,983
ABOUT SOMEONE WHO ABANDONS
SOMEONE HE LOVES AT A TIME
431
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,618
OF GREAT NEED ?
432
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,455
WHY WOULD A PERSON
DO SUCH A THING ?
433
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,626
BECAUSE HE HAS TO.
434
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,598
MAYBE THIS PERSON CAN'T
INCORPORATE SICKNESS
435
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,133
INTO HIS SENSE OF HOW
THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO.
436
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637
MAYBE VOMIT AND SORES AND
DISEASE REALLY FRIGHTEN HIM.
437
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,508
MAYBE HE ISN'T
SO GOOD WITH DEATH.
438
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,616
THE HOLY SCRIPT HAS NOTHING
TO SAY ABOUT SUCH A PERSON.
439
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,819
RABBI, I'M AFRAID OF
THE CRIMES I MAY COMMIT.
440
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,854
PLEASE, MISTER !
441
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:47,059
I AM A SICK OLD RABBI FACING
A LONG RIDE HOME TO THE BRONX.
442
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,499
YOU WANT TO CONFESS, BETTER
YOU SHOULD FIND A PRIEST.
443
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,801
I'M NOT A CATHOLIC,
I'M A JEW.
444
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,236
WORSE LUCK FOR YOU,
BUBBULAH.
445
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,972
CATHOLICS BELIEVE
IN FORGIVENESS,
446
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,774
JEWS BELIEVE
IN GUILT.
447
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,810
THANKS.
448
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,413
YOU JUST MAKE SURE THOSE PEGS
ARE IN GOOD AND TIGHT.
449
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,549
DON'T WORRY, MISTER.
450
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,218
THE LIFE SHE HAD,
SHE'LL STAY PUT.
451
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,588
SHE'S BETTER OFF.
452
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,169
LOOK...
453
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,538
I KNOW THIS IS
SCARY FOR YOU,
454
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,472
BUT TRY TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT MEANS TO ME.
455
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,507
YES.
WILL YOU TRY ?
456
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,142
GOOD, GOOD.
457
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,910
REALLY TRY.
458
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248
I THINK THINGS ARE STARTING
TO CHANGE IN THE WORLD.
459
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,516
BUT I DON'T WANT ANY--
460
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,318
FOR THE GOOD,
CHANGE FOR THE GOOD.
461
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,387
AMERICA HAS
REDISCOVERED ITSELF.
462
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,057
ITS SACRED POSITION
AMONG NATIONS.
463
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,126
PEOPLE AREN'T ASHAMED OF THAT
LIKE THEY USED TO BE.
464
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,928
THIS IS A GREAT THING.
465
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,697
THE TRUTH RESTORED,
LAW RESTORED.
466
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,999
THAT'S WHAT PRESIDENT REAGAN'S
DONE, HARPER.
467
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,670
HE SAYS TRUTH EXISTS
AND CAN BE SPOKEN PROUDLY
468
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,505
AND THE COUNTRY
RESPONDS TO HIM.
469
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,475
WE BECOME BETTER.
470
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,177
MORE GOOD.
471
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,580
I NEED TO BE
A PART OF THAT.
472
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,682
I NEED SOMETHING BIG
TO LIFT ME UP.
473
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,885
I MEAN, SIX YEARS AGO,
THE WORLD SEEMED IN DECLINE,
474
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,722
HORRIBLE, HOPELESS, FULL
OF UNSOLVABLE PROBLEMS
475
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,791
AND CRIME AND CONFUSION,
HUNGER--
476
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,560
BUT IT STILL SEEMS THAT WAY,
MORE NOW THAN BEFORE.
477
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,662
THEY SAY
THE OZONE LAYER IS...
478
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,964
AND TODAY, OUT THE WINDOW
ON ATLANTIC AVENUE
479
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,433
THERE WAS THIS
SCHIZOPHRENIC TRAFFIC COP
480
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,935
WHO WAS MAKING THESE--
481
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,269
WILL YOU STOP IT ?
I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.
482
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,571
SO AM I !
483
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,972
YOU AREN'T EVEN
MAKING SENSE.
484
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,440
MY POINT IS
THE WORLD SEEMS JUST--
485
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,742
IT ONLY SEEMS
THAT WAY TO YOU,
486
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,510
BECAUSE YOU NEVER GO OUT
IN THE WORLD, HARPER,
487
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,613
AND YOU HAVE
EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
488
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,117
I DO SO GET OUT
IN THE WORLD.
489
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,585
NO, YOU DON'T.
490
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,454
YOU STAY IN ALL DAY,
FRETTING ABOUT IMAGINARY--
491
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,489
I GET OUT.
492
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,726
I DO. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DO.
493
00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:02,361
YOU DON'T STAY IN ALL DAY ?
NO.
494
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,263
YES, YOU DO.
495
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,465
THAT'S WHAT
YOU THINK.
496
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,634
WHERE DO YOU GO ?
497
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,935
WHERE DO YOU GO
WHEN YOU WALK ?
498
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,037
AND I DO NOT HAVE
EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS ?
499
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,304
I'M SORRY.
500
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,505
AND IF I DO HAVE
EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
501
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,874
IT'S FROM LIVING
WITH YOU--
502
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,275
I'M SORRY, BUDDY,
I DIDN'T MEAN--
503
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,610
YOU SHOULD NEVER
HAVE MARRIED ME.
504
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:22,381
YOU HAVE ALL THESE...
SECRETS AND LIES.
505
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,883
I WANNA BE MARRIED
TO YOU, HARPER.
506
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,753
YOU SHOULDN'T,
YOU NEVER SHOULD...
507
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,507
HEY, BUDDY.
508
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,977
HEY, BUDDY.
509
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,082
BUDDY, KISS.
510
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,589
I HEARD ON THE RADIO
HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB.
511
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,025
WHAT ?
512
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,593
DO YOU WANNA TRY ?
513
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,995
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
LISTEN TO THAT STUFF.
514
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,296
MORMONS CAN
GIVE BLOW JOBS.
515
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,631
HARPER--
JOE.
516
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:16,635
IT WAS A LITTLE JEWISH LADY
WITH A GERMAN ACCENT.
517
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:21,073
NOW IS A GOOD TIME
FOR ME TO MAKE A BABY.
518
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,128
THEN THEY WENT ON TO A PROGRAM
ABOUT HOLES IN THE OZONE LAYER
519
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,732
OVER ANTARCTICA.
520
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:51,170
SKIN BURNS,
BIRDS GO BLIND.
521
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:55,341
ICEBERGS MELT.
522
00:27:55,441 --> 00:28:00,012
THE WORLD'S
COMING TO AN END.
523
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,936
( sobbing )
524
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,337
OH.
525
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,173
UM, MORNING.
526
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,440
MORNING, COUNSELOR.
527
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,243
SORRY, I DON'T
KNOW YOUR NAME.
528
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,644
NO, DON'T BOTHER.
529
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,114
I'M A WORD PROCESSOR,
THE LOWEST OF THE LOW.
530
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,649
JOE PITT, I'M WITH
JUSTICE WILSON.
531
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,819
I KNOW THAT,
COUNSELOR PITT, CHIEF CLERK.
532
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,454
ARE YOU OKAY ?
533
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,425
YEAH, THANKS.
WHAT A NICE MAN.
534
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,094
NO, NOT SO NICE.
535
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,428
WHAT ?
536
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,363
NOT SO NICE.
537
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,732
NOTHING.
538
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,872
( sobbing )
539
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,417
WHAT'S WRONG ?
540
00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,285
LIFE JUST SUCKS SHIT.
541
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:18,290
I'M SORRY ?
OH, FORGET IT.
542
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,491
LOOK, THANKS
FOR ASKING.
543
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,560
WELL--
544
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,896
I MEAN, IT REALLY
IS NICE OF YOU.
545
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:27,366
I'M SORRY, SORRY,
SICK FRIEND.
546
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,101
OH, I'M SORRY.
547
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,703
YEAH, YEAH, UM,
WELL, THAT'S SWEET.
548
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,772
THREE OF YOUR COLLEAGUES
HAVE PRECEDED YOU
549
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,707
TO THIS BALEFUL SIGHT AND
YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO ASK.
550
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:39,511
THE OTHERS JUST OPENED THE DOOR,
SAW ME AND FLED.
551
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613
I HOPE THEY HAD
TO PEE REAL BAD.
552
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,115
THEY JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO INTRUDE.
553
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:47,486
HA ! REAGANITE HEARTLESS
MACHO ASSHOLE LAWYERS.
554
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:48,787
OH, THAT'S UNFAIR.
555
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,756
WHAT IS ?
556
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,658
HEARTLESS, MACHO,
REAGANITE ?
557
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,460
LAWYER ?
558
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,195
I VOTED FOR REAGAN.
559
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,429
YOU DID ?
560
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,231
TWICE.
561
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,000
TWICE ?
562
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,302
WELL, OH BOY,
A GAY REPUBLICAN !
563
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,437
EXCUSE ME ?
NOTHING.
564
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,440
I'M NOT...
NO, FORGET IT.
565
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,609
REPUBLICAN ?
NOT REPUBLICAN ?
566
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,879
WHAT ?
WHAT ?
567
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,780
NOT GAY,
I'M NOT GAY.
568
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:18,250
OH, SORRY.
569
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,023
IT'S JUST THAT...
YES ?
570
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,593
WELL, SOMETIMES YOU CAN TELL
FROM THE WAY A PERSON SOUNDS.
571
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:30,029
I MEAN, YOU SOUND--
NO, I DON'T.
572
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:34,166
LIKE WHAT ?
LIKE A REPUBLICAN.
573
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,335
DO I ?
574
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,904
SOUND LIKE A...
575
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:41,140
WHAT, LIKE
A REPUBLICAN ?
576
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,175
OR DO I ?
577
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,843
DO YOU WHAT ?
SOUND LIKE A...
578
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:48,280
YEAH, LIKE A... ?
579
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,150
I'M CONFUSED.
580
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,484
YES.
581
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,022
MY NAME IS LOUIS BUT ALL
MY FRIENDS CALL ME "LOUISE".
582
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,556
I WORK IN
WORD PROCESSING.
583
00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,858
THANKS FOR
THE TOILET PAPER.
584
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,661
( belches )
585
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,728
I'M READY FOR
MY CLOSE UP, MR. DEMILLE.
586
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:28,200
ONE WANTS TO MOVE THROUGH LIFE
WITH ELEGANCE AND GRACE,
587
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,738
BLOSSOMING INFREQUENTLY,
BUT WITH EXQUISITE TASTE,
588
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,073
AND PERFECT TIMING
589
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:41,447
LIKE A RARE BLOOM,
A ZEBRA ORCHID.
590
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,116
ONE WANTS,
591
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:49,688
BUT ONE SO SELDOM GETS
WHAT ONE WANTS, DOES ONE ?
592
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,260
NO, ONE DOES NOT.
593
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,629
ONE GETS FUCKED...
594
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,898
OVER.
595
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:04,002
ONE DIES AT 30,
596
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,905
ROBBED OF DECADES
OF MAJESTY--
597
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,807
FUCK THIS SHIT !
598
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,776
FUCK THIS SHIT.
599
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,147
I LOOK LIKE A CORPSE.
600
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,983
A CORPSETTE.
601
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,819
OH, MY QUEEN.
602
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:24,856
YOU KNOW YOU'VE
HIT ROCK BOTTOM
603
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,560
WHEN EVEN DRAG
IS A DRAG.
604
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,664
( distant singing )
605
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,942
ARE...
606
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,644
WHO ARE YOU ?
607
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,347
WHO ARE YOU ?
608
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,417
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY HALLUCINATION ?
609
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,320
I'M NOT IN YOUR HALLUCINATION,
YOU'RE IN MY DREAM.
610
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,188
YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP.
611
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,756
SO ARE YOU.
612
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,891
BUT YOU'RE A MAN !
613
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,427
( shrieks )
614
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,829
MY HANDS AND FEET
GIVE IT AWAY.
615
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,899
THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE HERE.
616
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,635
I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
617
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,970
YOU'RE...
618
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:15,607
ARE YOU MY...
619
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,744
SOME SORT OF IMAGINARY FRIEND ?
NO !
620
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,179
AREN'T YOU TOO OLD TO HAVE
IMAGINARY FRIENDS ?
621
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,014
I HAVE EMOTIONAL
PROBLEMS.
622
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,516
I TOOK
TOO MANY PILLS.
623
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,184
WHY ARE YOU
WEARING MAKEUP ?
624
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,620
I WAS IN THE PROCESS
OF APPLYING THE FACE
625
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,622
TRYING TO MAKE
MYSELF FEEL BETTER.
626
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:33,625
I SWIPED THE NEW FALL COLORS AT
THE CLINIQUE COUNTER AT MACY'S.
627
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,295
YOU STOLE THESE ?
628
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,796
I WAS OUT OF CASH.
629
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,197
IT WAS AN
EMOTIONAL EMERGENCY.
630
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,033
JOE WILL BE SO ANGRY.
631
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,635
I PROMISED HIM
NO MORE PILLS.
632
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,272
THESE PILLS YOU KEEP
ALLUDING TO--
633
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,174
VALIUM. I TAKE VALIUM,
LOTS OF VALIUM.
634
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,909
AND YOU'RE DANCING
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
635
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,411
I'M NOT ADDICTED.
636
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,879
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN ADDICTION.
637
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,146
AND I NEV--
638
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,449
WELL, I NEVER DRINK
AND I NEVER TAKE DRUGS.
639
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,985
WELL, SMELL YOU,
NANCY DREW !
640
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,488
EXCEPT VALIUM.
641
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,222
EXCEPT VALIUM
IN WEE FISTFULS.
642
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,791
IT'S TERRIBLE.
643
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,225
MORMONS ARE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE ADDICTED TO ANYTHING.
644
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,160
I'M A MORMON.
645
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,629
I'M A HOMOSEXUAL.
646
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,230
OH.
647
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:15,601
IN MY CHURCH, WE DON'T
BELIEVE IN HOMOSEXUALS.
648
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,069
IN MY CHURCH, WE DON'T
BELIEVE IN MORMONS.
649
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,839
WHAT CHURCH DO--
650
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,810
I GET IT.
651
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,747
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND THIS.
652
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,318
IF I DIDN'T EVER
SEE YOU BEFORE AND...
653
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,685
I DON'T THINK I DID
654
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,521
THEN I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD BE HERE
655
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,524
IN THIS HALLUCINATION
BECAUSE...
656
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:42,227
IN MY EXPERIENCE
THE MIND,
657
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,530
WHICH IS WHERE
HALLUCINATIONS COME FROM
658
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,398
SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE UP
ANYTHING THAT WASN'T THERE
659
00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,534
TO START WITH
THAT DIDN'T ENTER IT
660
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,269
FROM EXPERIENCE
FROM THE REAL WORLD.
661
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,406
IMAGINATION CAN'T CREATE
ANYTHING NEW, CAN IT ?
662
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:59,010
IT ONLY RECYCLES BITS
AND PIECES FROM THE WORLD
663
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:04,182
AND REASSEMBLES THEM
INTO VISIONS.
664
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,484
AM I MAKING SENSE
RIGHT NOW ?
665
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,919
GIVEN THE
CIRCUMSTANCES, YES.
666
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:12,290
SO WHEN WE THINK WE'VE ESCAPED
THE UNBEARABLE ORDINARINESS
667
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:16,395
AND, WELL, UNTRUTHFULNESS
OF OUR LIVES
668
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,865
IT'S REALLY ONLY THE SAME OLD
ORDINARINESS AND FALSENESS
669
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,769
REARRANGED INTO
THE APPEARANCE OF NOVELTY
670
00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,072
AND TRUTH.
671
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,808
NOTHING UNKNOWN
IS KNOWABLE.
672
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:35,313
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S DEPRESSING ?
673
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,783
THE LIMITATIONS
OF THE IMAGINATION ?
674
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,451
YES.
675
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,220
IT'S SOMETHING YOU LEARN
AFTER YOUR SECOND THEME PARTY.
676
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,023
IT'S ALL BEEN
DONE BEFORE.
677
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:49,395
THE WORLD, FINITE.
678
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:53,565
TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY...
679
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:57,769
OH, THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING
HALLUCINATION I EVER HAD.
680
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:01,039
APOLOGIES, I DO
TRY TO BE AMUSING.
681
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,608
OH, WELL,
DON'T APOLOGIZE.
682
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,977
YOU'VE... I CAN'T EXPECT
SOMEONE WHO'S REALLY SICK
683
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,946
TO ENTERTAIN ME.
684
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,090
HOW ON EARTH
DID YOU KNOW ?
685
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,592
OH, THAT HAPPENS.
686
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,094
THIS IS THE VERY THRESHOLD
OF REVELATIONS SOMETIMES.
687
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,963
YOU CAN SEE THINGS.
688
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,465
HOW SICK YOU ARE.
689
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,135
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING
ABOUT ME ?
690
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:32,838
YES.
691
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,240
WHAT ?
692
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,943
YOU ARE
AMAZINGLY UNHAPPY.
693
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,611
OH, BIG DEAL.
694
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,613
YOU MEET A VALIUM ADDICT
AND FIGURE OUT SHE'S UNHAPPY ?
695
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,615
THAT DOESN'T COUNT,
OF COURSE.
696
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,218
SOMETHING ELSE...
SOMETHING SURPRISING ?
697
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,254
SOMETHING SURPRISING ?
YES.
698
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,856
YOUR HUSBAND'S A HOMO.
699
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,626
OH, RIDICULOUS !
700
00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,230
REALLY ?
701
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:01,467
THRESHOLD OF REVELATION.
702
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,270
WELL, I DON'T LIKE
YOUR REVELATIONS.
703
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,606
I DON'T THINK YOU
INTUIT WELL AT ALL.
704
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:11,643
JOE'S A VERY
NORMAL MAN.
705
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:16,081
OH GOD.
706
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:19,084
OH GOD.
707
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:25,056
DO HOMOS TAKE, LIKE,
LOTS OF LONG WALKS ?
708
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,494
YES, WE DO.
709
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:32,798
IN STRETCH PANTS
WITH LAVENDER COIFS.
710
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,900
I JUST LOOKED AT YOU
AND THERE WAS--
711
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,268
A SORT OF BLUE STREAK
OF RECOGNITION--
712
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,403
YES !
713
00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,905
LIKE YOU KNEW ME
INCREDIBLY WELL.
714
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,040
YES.
YES.
715
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,575
I HAVE TO GO NOW,
GET BACK.
716
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:48,146
SOMETHING JUST...
FELL APART.
717
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,215
OH GOD.
718
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:53,184
I FEEL SO SAD.
719
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,888
I KNOW.
720
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,157
I'M SORRY.
721
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,494
I USUALLY SAY
"FUCK THE TRUTH",
722
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,030
BUT MOSTLY
THE TRUTH FUCKS YOU.
723
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,768
I SEE SOMETHING ELSE
ABOUT YOU.
724
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,036
OH ?
725
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,272
DEEP INSIDE YOU,
726
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,743
THERE'S A PART OF YOU,
THE MOST INNER PART
727
00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:23,181
ENTIRELY FREE
OF DISEASE.
728
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,818
I CAN SEE THAT.
729
00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,588
IS THAT...
730
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:32,624
THAT ISN'T TRUE.
731
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:36,127
THRESHOLD
OF REVELATION.
732
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:47,005
PEOPLE COME AND GO
SO STRANGELY HERE !
733
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,926
I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANY UNINFECTED PART OF ME.
734
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,830
MY HEART IS PUMPING
POLLUTED BLOOD.
735
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,167
I FEEL DIRTY.
736
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,376
( female voice from above )
LOOK UP.
737
00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:01,379
HELLO ?
738
00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,248
LOOK UP !
739
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,683
WHO IS THAT ?
740
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:08,319
LOOK UP,
PREPARE THE WAY !
741
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,121
I DON'T SEE ANY--
742
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,557
PREPARE FOR THE PARTING
OF THE AIR.
743
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:16,194
THE BREATH,
THE ASCENT !
744
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,863
* GLORY TO--
745
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:21,099
( female singing from above )
746
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,313
WHAT THE FUCK ?
747
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,916
HELLO ?!
748
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,088
IS THAT IT ?
749
00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,256
HELLO ?
750
00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,229
POOR ME.
751
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,498
POOR, POOR ME,
WHY ME ?
752
00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:56,768
WHY POOR, POOR ME ?
753
00:43:56,868 --> 00:44:00,438
OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD
RIGHT NOW.
754
00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,207
I REALLY DON'T.
755
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,915
HARPER ?
756
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,560
WHERE WERE YOU ?
757
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,328
WHERE WERE YOU ?
758
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,663
OUT.
WHERE ?
759
00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:00,698
JUST... OUT,
THINKING.
760
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,967
IT'S LATE.
761
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,401
WELL, I HAD A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT.
762
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,737
I BURNED DINNER.
I'M SORRY.
763
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,305
NOT MY DINNER,
MY DINNER WAS FINE.
764
00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,673
YOUR DINNER.
765
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:10,375
I PUT IT BACK IN THE OVEN
AND TURNED EVERYTHING UP
766
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,011
AS HIGH AS IT COULD GO AND
I WATCHED 'TIL IT BURNED BLACK.
767
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,580
IT'S STILL HOT,
VERY HOT. WANT IT ?
768
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,882
YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
769
00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,350
I KNOW. IT JUST SEEMED
LIKE THE KIND OF THING
770
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,187
A MENTALLY DERANGED SEX-STARVED
PILL-POPPING HOUSEWIFE WOULD DO.
771
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,122
UH-HUH.
SO I DID IT.
772
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,490
WHO KNOWS ANYMORE
WHAT I HAVE TO DO ?
773
00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:26,691
HOW MANY PILLS ?
774
00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,126
A BUNCH,
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
775
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,060
I WON'T TALK TO YOU.
776
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,695
NO, DON'T DO THAT,
I'M FINE.
777
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,697
PILLS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM,
NOT OUR PROBLEM.
778
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:36,567
I WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN,
I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
779
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,635
GOING ON WITH WHAT,
THE JOB ?
780
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,937
NOT THE JOB !
781
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,138
WELL, I SAID
I NEEDED MORE TIME.
782
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,139
NOT THE JOB !
783
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,440
MR. COHEN, I TALKED
TO HIM ON THE PHONE
784
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,942
I HAD TO HURRY.
AND HE SAID NOT--
785
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:44,943
BUT I CAN'T GET YOU TO TALK
SENSIBLY ABOUT ANYTHING--
786
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,444
WHAT ?!
SHUT UP !
787
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,347
STICK TO THE SUBJECT !
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS !
788
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,350
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA ASK ME, ASK ME.
789
00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,022
ASK ME. GO.
790
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,690
I CAN'T,
I'M SCARED OF YOU.
791
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:04,996
I'M TIRED,
I'M GOING TO BED.
792
00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,676
TELL ME WITHOUT
MAKING ME ASK, PLEASE.
793
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,247
THIS IS CRAZY.
794
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,219
WHEN YOU COME THROUGH
THE DOOR AT NIGHT
795
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,423
YOUR FACE IS NEVER EXACTLY
THE WAY I REMEMBERED IT.
796
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:36,027
I GET SURPRISED
BY SOMETHING
797
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,830
MEAN AND HARD ABOUT
THE WAY YOU LOOK,
798
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:42,000
EVEN THOUGH THE WEIGHT
OF YOU IN THE BED AT NIGHT,
799
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:47,839
THE WAY YOU BREATHE IN
YOUR SLEEP SEEMS UNFAMILIAR.
800
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,807
YOU TERRIFY ME.
801
00:46:49,908 --> 00:46:52,077
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
802
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,812
YES, I'M THE ENEMY,
THAT'S EASY.
803
00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:56,214
THAT DOESN'T CHANGE.
804
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,815
YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES SEX ?
805
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,018
I DO, I HATE IT
WITH YOU. I DO.
806
00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,619
I DREAM THAT YOU
BATTER AWAY AT ME
807
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,521
'TIL MY JOINTS COME APART
LIKE WAX AND I FALL INTO PIECES.
808
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,290
IT'S LIKE
A PUNISHMENT.
809
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:09,928
IT WAS WRONG OF ME
TO MARRY YOU. I KNEW YOU...
810
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,202
IT'S A SIN AND
IT'S KILLING US BOTH.
811
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,004
I CAN ALWAYS TELL
WHEN YOU'VE TAKEN PILLS,
812
00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:21,239
BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU
RED-FACED AND SWEATY
813
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,509
AND, FRANKLY, THAT'S VERY
OFTEN WHY I DON'T WANT TO...
814
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,077
BECAUSE... ?
815
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,778
BECAUSE YOU
AREN'T PRETTY.
816
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,848
NOT LIKE THIS.
817
00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,351
I HAVE SOMETHING
I WANNA ASK YOU.
818
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,320
THEN ASK, ASK !
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU--
819
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:37,622
ARE YOU A HOMO ?
820
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,124
ARE YOU ?
821
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,562
YOU TRY TO WALK OUT
RIGHT NOW,
822
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,632
I'LL PUT YOUR DINNER BACK IN
THE OVEN AND TURN IT UP SO HIGH
823
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:50,001
THE WHOLE BUILDING
WILL FILL WITH SMOKE
824
00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:51,402
AND EVERYONE IN IT
WILL ASPHYXIATE.
825
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:56,174
SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL,
NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.
826
00:47:58,609 --> 00:47:59,844
WHAT IF I-- ?
827
00:47:59,945 --> 00:48:05,083
THEN TELL ME PLEASE,
AND WE'LL SEE.
828
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,255
NO.
829
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,924
I'M NOT.
830
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,494
AND I DON'T SEE WHAT
DIFFERENCE IT MAKES.
831
00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:24,902
( Hare Krishna singing )
832
00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:42,153
JEWS DON'T HAVE ANY CLEAR
TEXTUAL GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE
833
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,323
OR EVEN THAT
IT EXISTS.
834
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,626
I DON'T THINK
MUCH ABOUT IT.
835
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:52,530
I SEE IT AS A PERPETUAL RAINY
THURSDAY AFTERNOON IN MARCH.
836
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,931
DEAD LEAVES.
837
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:57,235
OOH, VERY GRECO ROMAN.
838
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:58,836
IT'S NOT THE VERDICT
THAT COUNTS,
839
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,238
IT'S THE ACT
OF JUDGMENT.
840
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,939
THAT'S WHY I COULD
NEVER BE A LAWYER.
841
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,574
IN COURT, ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THE VERDICT.
842
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,010
YOU COULD NEVER
BE A LAWYER
843
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,778
'CAUSE YOU'RE OVER-SEXED
AND TOO DISTRACTED.
844
00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:10,048
NOT DISTRACTED,
ABSTRACTED.
845
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:12,283
I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.
NAMELY?
846
00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,652
THE SHAPING OF THE LAW,
NOT ITS EXECUTION.
847
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,154
THE POINT, DEAR,
THE POINT !
848
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:19,190
THAT IT SHOULD BE THE QUESTIONS
IN SHAPE OF A LIFE
849
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:24,029
ITS TOTAL COMPLEXITY GATHERED,
ARRANGED AND CONSIDERED
850
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,430
WHICH MATTERS
IN THE END.
851
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:28,266
NOT SOME STAMP OF
SALVATION OR DAMNATION
852
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:31,502
WHICH DISPERSES
ALL THE COMPLEXITY
853
00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:34,005
IN SOME UNSATISFYING
LITTLE DECISION,
854
00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:36,074
THE BALANCING
OF THE SCALES--
855
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,476
I LIKE THIS, VERY ZEN.
856
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:41,079
IT'S REASSURINGLY
INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND USELESS.
857
00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:44,215
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE
THANK YOU.
858
00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:48,519
YOU'RE NOT
ABOUT TO DIE.
859
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,924
IT'S NOT GOING
WELL, REALLY.
860
00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,326
TWO NEW LESIONS.
861
00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:58,229
MY LEG HURTS.
862
00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:01,066
THERE'S PROTEIN IN MY URINE,
THE DOCTOR SAYS,
863
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,967
BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT
THE FUCK THAT PORTENDS.
864
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:06,271
ANYWAY, IT SHOULDN'T
BE THERE...
865
00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:07,738
THE PROTEIN.
866
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,975
MY BUTT IS CHAPPED
FROM DIARRHEA.
867
00:50:11,076 --> 00:50:16,214
AND YESTERDAY
I SHAT BLOOD.
868
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:21,986
I REALLY HATE THIS.
869
00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,122
YOU DON'T TELL ME--
870
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,856
WELL, YOU GET
TOO UPSET !
871
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,625
I WIND UP
COMFORTING YOU.
872
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,794
IT'S EASIER.
873
00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,162
OH, THANKS.
874
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,332
IF IT'S BAD,
I'LL TELL YOU.
875
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,302
SHITTING BLOOD
SOUNDS BAD TO ME.
876
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,171
I'M TELLING.
AND I'M HANDLING IT.
877
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,473
JUST TELL ME SOME MORE
ABOUT JUSTICE.
878
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,144
I AM HANDLING IT.
879
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:50,381
WELL, LOUIS, YOU WIN
TROOPER OF THE MONTH.
880
00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:56,554
I TAKE IT BACK, YOU AREN'T
TROOPER OF THE MONTH.
881
00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,556
OH, THIS ISN'T WORKING.
882
00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,427
TELL ME SOME MORE
ABOUT JUSTICE.
883
00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:07,132
YOU ARE NOT
ABOUT TO DIE.
884
00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:09,800
JUSTICE--
IS AN IMMENSITY.
885
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,537
IT'S A CONFUSING
VASTNESS.
886
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,472
JUSTICE IS GOD.
887
00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:20,345
PRIOR ?
888
00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:22,046
HMM ?
889
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:24,782
YOU LOVE ME.
890
00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,384
YES.
891
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,787
WHAT IF I WALKED OUT
ON THIS ?
892
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:34,259
WOULD YOU
HATE ME FOREVER ?
893
00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,635
YES.
894
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:06,291
I THINK WE
OUGHTTA PRAY.
895
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,294
ASK GOD FOR HELP.
896
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,796
ASK HIM TOGETHER.
897
00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,531
GOD WON'T
TALK TO ME.
898
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,966
I HAVE TO MAKE UP
PEOPLE TO TALK TO ME.
899
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,368
YOU HAVE TO
KEEP ASKING.
900
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,170
I FORGOT
THE QUESTION.
901
00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:22,207
OH, YEAH, GOD,
IS MY HUSBAND A HOMO ?
902
00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:23,541
STOP IT, STOP IT !
903
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,410
I'M WARNING YOU !
904
00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,378
DOES IT MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE
905
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,514
THAT I MIGHT BE
ONE THING DEEP WITHIN ?
906
00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:32,617
NO MATTER HOW WRONG
OR UGLY THAT THING IS
907
00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:36,754
SO LONG AS I FOUGHT WITH
EVERYTHING I HAVE TO KILL IT ?
908
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:38,623
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME ?
909
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,126
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,
HARPER, MORE THAN THAT ?
910
00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:43,761
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT !
911
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,932
I'M A SHELL, THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT TO KILL.
912
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,669
AS LONG AS MY BEHAVIOR
IS WHAT I KNOW IT HAS TO BE.
913
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:55,306
DECENT, CORRECT, THAT ALONE,
IN THE EYES OF GOD--
914
00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:57,174
NO, NO, NOT THAT.
915
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:58,609
THAT'S UTAH TALK,
MORMON TALK.
916
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,178
I HATE IT, JOE,
TELL ME, SAY IT.
917
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,113
ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT
I AM A VERY GOOD MAN
918
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,450
WHO HAS WORKED VERY HARD
TO BECOME GOOD
919
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,017
AND YOU WANT
TO DESTROY THAT.
920
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,686
YOU WANT TO DESTROY ME,
921
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,655
BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO LET YOU DO THAT.
922
00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:15,360
I'M GONNA
HAVE A BABY.
923
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,297
LIAR.
YOU LIAR.
924
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,800
A BABY BORN
ADDICTED TO PILLS.
925
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,136
A BABY WHO DOES NOT DREAM,
BUT WHO HALLUCINATES,
926
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:30,074
WHO STARES UP AT US
WITH BIG MIRROR EYES
927
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,209
AND WHO DOES NOT
KNOW WHO WE ARE.
928
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:36,547
ARE YOU REALLY ?
929
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,848
NO.
930
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,784
YES.
931
00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,920
NO, YES.
932
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:44,154
GET AWAY FROM ME.
933
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,991
NOW WE BOTH
HAVE A SECRET.
934
00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,065
NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT CAUSES IT,
935
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:59,136
AND NOBODY KNOWS
HOW TO CURE IT.
936
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,273
THE BEST THEORY IS THAT
WE BLAME A RETRO VIRUS.
937
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,908
THE HUMAN IMMUNO
DEFICIENCY VIRUS.
938
00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:07,177
ITS PRESENCE IS MADE KNOWN
TO US BY THE USELESS ANTIBODIES
939
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:10,548
WHICH APPEAR IN REACTION TO ITS
ENTRANCE INTO THE BLOODSTREAM
940
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,883
THROUGH A CUT
OR AN ORIFICE.
941
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,854
THE ANTIBODIES ARE POWERLESS
TO PROTECT THE BODY AGAINST IT.
942
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,424
WHY ? WE DON'T KNOW.
943
00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,626
THE BODY'S IMMUNE SYSTEM
CEASES TO FUNCTION.
944
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,861
SOMETIMES THE BODY
EVEN ATTACKS ITSELF.
945
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:27,432
AT ANY RATE,
IT'S LEFT OPEN
946
00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:29,734
TO A WHOLE HORROR HOUSE
OF INFECTIONS
947
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:32,503
FROM MICROBES
IT USUALLY DEFENDS AGAINST.
948
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,473
LIKE KAPOSI'S SARCOMAS.
949
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:39,910
THOSE LESIONS ON YOUR ARMS
OR YOUR THROAT PROBLEM,
950
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,245
OR THE GLANDS.
951
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,681
WE THINK IT MAY ALSO
BE ABLE TO SLIP PAST
952
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,216
THE BLOOD BRAIN BARRIER
INTO THE BRAIN,
953
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:51,489
WHICH IS, OF COURSE,
VERY BAD NEWS.
954
00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:53,758
AND IT'S FATAL, AND WE DON'T
KNOW WHAT PERCENT OF PEOPLE
955
00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,293
WITH SUPPRESSED
IMMUNE RESPONSES.
956
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:02,967
VERY INTERESTING...
957
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,370
MR. WIZARD.
958
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:08,839
BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU
TELLING ME THIS ?
959
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:16,881
WELL, I HAVE JUST REMOVED
ONE OF THREE LESIONS,
960
00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:19,350
WHICH BIOPSY RESULTS
WILL PROBABLY TELL US IS
961
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,419
A KAPOSI'S SARCOMA LESION,
962
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:24,254
AND YOU HAVE A PRONOUNCED
SWELLING OF GLANDS
963
00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,357
IN YOUR NECK,
GROIN AND ARMPITS.
964
00:55:26,457 --> 00:55:29,126
LYMPHADENOPATHY
IS ANOTHER SIGN,
965
00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,362
AND YOU HAVE
ORAL CANDIDIASIS.
966
00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:34,565
AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE FUNGUS
UNDER THE FINGERNAILS
967
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,401
OF TWO DIGITS
ON YOUR RIGHT HAND.
968
00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:40,237
SO, THAT'S WHY I'M...
969
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,841
UH, THIS DISEASE...
970
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,109
SYNDROME.
971
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,611
WHATEVER.
972
00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:51,949
IT AFFLICTS MOSTLY HOMOSEXUALS
AND DRUG ADDICTS.
973
00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:54,118
MOSTLY.
974
00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:55,720
HEMOPHILIACS
ARE ALSO AT RISKS.
975
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,588
HOMOSEXUALS
AND DRUG ADDICTS.
976
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:02,493
SO WHY ARE YOU
IMPLYING THAT I...
977
00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:06,196
WHAT ARE YOU
IMPLYING, HENRY ?
978
00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,565
I DON'T THINK I WAS
IMPLYING ANYTHING.
979
00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:08,999
I'M NOT A DRUG ADDICT.
980
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,501
OH, COME ON, ROY.
981
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:13,137
WHAT ? WHAT,
COME ON, ROY, WHAT ?
982
00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,506
DO YOU THINK I'M
A JUNKIE, HENRY ?
983
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:18,976
DO YOU SEE TRACKS ?
984
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:23,080
THIS IS ABSURD.
985
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:25,082
SO SAY IT.
986
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,518
SAY WHAT ?
987
00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:30,555
SAY "ROY COHN,
YOU ARE A..."
988
00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:32,757
ROY--
"YOU ARE A..." COME ON.
989
00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:37,394
NOT "ROY COHN,
YOU ARE A DRUG FIEND"
990
00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:40,431
"ROY MARCUS COHN,
YOU ARE A..."
991
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:44,034
GO ON, HENRY,
IT STARTS WITH AN "H".
992
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,536
OH, I'M NOT
GONNA GET INTO--
993
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:48,072
WITH AN "H", HENRY,
AND IT ISN'T HEMOPHILIAC.
994
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,441
COME ON !
995
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,644
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS, ROY ?
996
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,179
NO, I MEAN IT,
SAY IT.
997
00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:59,784
SAY "ROY COHN,
YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL".
998
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,321
AND I WILL PROCEED
SYSTEMATICALLY
999
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:09,426
TO DESTROY YOUR REPUTATION
AND YOUR PRACTICE.
1000
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:11,829
AND YOUR CAREER
1001
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,198
IN THE STATE
OF NEW YORK, HENRY,
1002
00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,033
WHICH YOU KNOW I CAN DO.
1003
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:23,708
ROY, YOU HAVE BEEN
SEEING ME SINCE 1958.
1004
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,442
APART FROM THE FACE LIFTS,
1005
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,512
I HAVE TREATED YOU FOR
EVERYTHING FROM SYPHILIS--
1006
00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,413
FROM A WHORE
IN DALLAS.
1007
00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,750
FROM SYPHILIS TO VENEREAL WARTS
IN YOUR RECTUM
1008
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:36,353
WHICH YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN
FROM A WHORE IN DALLAS.
1009
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,222
BUT IT WASN'T
A FEMALE WHORE.
1010
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,925
SO SAY IT.
1011
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:47,798
ROY COHN, YOU ARE...
1012
00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:53,638
YOU HAVE HAD SEX
WITH MEN.
1013
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:55,573
MANY, MANY TIMES, ROY.
1014
00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:57,107
AND ONE OF THOSE MEN
1015
00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,977
OR ANY NUMBER OF THEM
HAS MADE YOU VERY SICK.
1016
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,212
YOU HAVE AIDS.
1017
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,748
AIDS ?
1018
00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:06,684
YOU KNOW YOUR
PROBLEM, HENRY,
1019
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:11,722
IS THAT YOU ARE
HUNG UP ON WORDS,
1020
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,725
ON LABELS
THAT YOU BELIEVE
1021
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,027
THEY MEAN WHAT
THEY SEEM TO MEAN.
1022
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,996
AIDS, HOMOSEXUAL,
1023
00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,330
GAY, LESBIAN.
1024
00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:21,832
YOU THINK
THESE ARE NAMES
1025
00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:23,267
THAT TELLS YOU
WHO SOMEONE SLEEPS WITH.
1026
00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,468
THEY DON'T
TELL YOU THAT.
1027
00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:26,170
NO ?
NO.
1028
00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,639
LIKE ALL LABELS, THEY TELL YOU
ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY.
1029
00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:31,942
WHERE DOES AN INDIVIDUAL
SO IDENTIFIED FIT
1030
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:35,179
IN THE FOOD CHAIN.
1031
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,915
IN THE PECKING ORDER.
1032
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,918
NOT IDEOLOGY
OR SEXUAL TASTE,
1033
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,486
BUT SOMETHING
MUCH SIMPLER...
1034
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,421
CLOUT.
1035
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,825
NOT WHO I FUCK
OR WHO FUCKS ME,
1036
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:51,261
BUT WHO WILL PICK UP
THE PHONE WHEN I CALL.
1037
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,230
WHO OWES ME FAVORS.
1038
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:57,668
THIS IS WHAT
A LABEL REFERS TO.
1039
00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,503
NOW TO SOMEONE WHO DOES
NOT UNDERSTAND THIS,
1040
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:03,741
HOMOSEXUAL IS WHAT I AM,
BECAUSE I HAVE SEX WITH MEN.
1041
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,843
BUT REALLY,
THIS IS WRONG.
1042
00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:10,080
HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT MEN
WHO SLEEP WITH OTHER MEN.
1043
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:15,185
HOMOSEXUALS ARE MEN
WHO IN 15 YEARS OF TRYING
1044
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:18,656
CANNOT PASS A PISSANT
ANTI-DISCRIMINATION BILL
1045
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,557
THROUGH CITY COUNCIL !
1046
00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,761
HOMOSEXUALS ARE MEN
WHO KNOW NOBODY
1047
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,495
AND WHO NOBODY KNOWS,
1048
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:30,901
WHO HAVE ZERO CLOUT !
1049
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,770
DOES THIS SOUND
LIKE ME, HENRY ?
1050
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,371
NO.
1051
00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,406
NO, I HAVE CLOUT.
1052
00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:37,908
LOTS.
1053
00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:41,812
I PICK UP THIS PHONE,
I PUNCH 15 NUMBERS.
1054
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,781
YOU KNOW WHO'S
ON THE OTHER END ?
1055
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,050
IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES,
HENRY.
1056
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:47,384
THE PRESIDENT.
1057
00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:50,320
BETTER, HENRY.
HIS WIFE.
1058
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,623
I'M IMPRESSED.
1059
00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,324
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE IMPRESSED.
1060
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,893
I WANT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND.
1061
00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:59,563
THIS IS NOT SOPHISTRY
AND THIS IS NOT HYPOCRISY.
1062
00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:02,166
THIS IS REALITY.
1063
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,401
I HAVE SEX WITH MEN.
1064
01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:07,705
BUT UNLIKE NEARLY EVERY
OTHER MAN OF WHOM THIS IS TRUE
1065
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,407
I BRING THE GUY I'M SCREWING
TO THE WHITE HOUSE,
1066
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:14,578
AND PRESIDENT REAGAN SMILES
AT US AND SHAKES HIS HAND
1067
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,848
BECAUSE WHAT I AM
1068
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:21,852
IS DEFINED
ENTIRELY BY WHO I AM.
1069
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,522
ROY COHN IS
NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
1070
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:30,594
ROY COHN IS
A HETEROSEXUAL MAN, HENRY,
1071
01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:33,430
WHO FUCKS AROUND
WITH GUYS.
1072
01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,700
OKAY, ROY.
1073
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,670
THEN WHAT IS
MY DIAGNOSIS, HENRY ?
1074
01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,105
YOU HAVE AIDS, ROY.
1075
01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:43,507
NO, HENRY, NO.
1076
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:48,212
AIDS IS WHAT
HOMOSEXUALS HAVE.
1077
01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:51,248
I HAVE...
1078
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,151
LIVER CANCER.
1079
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:07,164
WELL, WHAT EVER
THE FUCK YOU HAVE
1080
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:09,466
IT'S VERY SERIOUS.
1081
01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,869
AND I HAVEN'T GOT
A DAMN THING FOR YOU.
1082
01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:17,474
THE N.H.A. IN BETHESDA
HAS A NEW DRUG CALLED E.Z.T.
1083
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,909
WITH A TWO YEAR
WAITING LIST
1084
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,811
THAT NOT EVEN I
CAN GET YOU ONTO.
1085
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:24,581
SO PICK UP
THE PHONE, ROY.
1086
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,616
AND DIAL
THE 15 NUMBERS.
1087
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,252
AND TELL THE FIRST LADY
THAT YOU NEED IN
1088
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,921
ON AN EXPERIMENTAL
TREATMENT FOR LIVER CANCER.
1089
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,557
BECAUSE YOU CAN CALL IT
ANY DAMN THING YOU WANT, ROY.
1090
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:36,827
BUT WHAT IT
BOILS DOWN TO...
1091
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,730
IS VERY BAD NEWS.
75585
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