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( music )
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Hello,
And good morning.
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I am rabbi
Isidor chemelwitz
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Of the bronx home
For aged hebrews.
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We are here
This morning
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To pay respects at
The passing of sarah ironson,
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Devoted wife of...
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Er...
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Benjamin ironson,
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Also deceased.
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Loving and caring mother
Of her sons,
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Morris, abraham
And samuel
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And her daughters,
Esther and rachel.
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Beloved grandmother of max,
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Mark, louis,
Angela, doris,
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Luke and eric.
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Eric... ?
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Is a jewish name ?
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( clearing throat )
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Eric.
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A large
And loving family.
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We assemble that we may
Collectively mourn
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This good and
Righteous woman.
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This woman...
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I did not know
This woman.
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I cannot accurately
Describe her attributes,
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Nor do justice
To her dimensions.
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She was not a person,
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But a whole kind
Of a person.
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The ones that
Cross the ocean
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That brought
With us to america
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The villages of russia
And lithuania,
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And how we struggled,
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And how we fought
For the family,
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For the jewish home.
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Descendants of this
Immigrant woman,
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You do not grow up
In america.
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You and your children
And their children
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With the goyische names.
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You do not
Live in america.
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No such place exists !
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Your clay is the clay
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Of some litvak shtetl
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And your air the air
Of the shtetl,
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Because she carried that
Old world on her back
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Across the ocean
In a boat !
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And she put it down
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On grand concourse avenue...
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On flatbush.
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You can never make that
Crossing that she made
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For such great voyages
In this world
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Do not anymore exist,
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But every day
Of your lives the miles,
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That voyage from
That place to this one
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You cross every day !
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You understand me ?
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In you...
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That journey is.
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Hold.
I wish I was an octopus.
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A fucking octopus !
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Eight loving arms
And all those suckers.
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No.
Know what I mean ?
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You want lunch ?
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No, that's okay,
Really.
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( secretary )
... Line two.
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Ailene, roy calling,
What kind of greeting is that ?
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I thought we were
Friends, ail ?!
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This'll take a minute,
Here, eat a little something.
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What is this ?
Tasty sandwich here ?
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Mmm, liver
Or something !
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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I already told you
It wasn't a vacation,
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It was business,
Mrs. Soffer.
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I have clients
In haiti, mrs. Soffer !
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Listen, ailene,
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You think I'm the only
Goddamn lawyer in history
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Who ever missed
A court date ?
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Don't make
Such a big fuck--
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( phone ringing )
Aw, hold !
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You hag.
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If this is
A bad time--
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Bad time ?
It's a good time.
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Baby doll--
Oh fuck, wait.
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Hello ?
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Yeah, sorry to keep you
Holding, judge hollins.
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Mrs. Hollins ?
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Sorry, dear, what
A deep voice you've got !
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You enjoying
Your visit ?
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She sounds like a truck driver,
He sounds like kate smith.
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It's very confusing.
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Nixon appointed him.
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All the geeks are
Nixon appointees.
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Uh-huh.
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How many tickets,
Dear ?
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Seven ?
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For what, "Cats",
"42nd street", what ?
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You wouldn't like
"La cage", trust me.
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Trust me, I know.
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( phone ringing )
Oh, for god's sakes, hold.
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Baby doll ?
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Seven for "Cats"
Or something ?
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Anything hard to get,
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I don't give a fuck what
And neither will they.
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You've seen
"La cage aux folles" ?
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No.
Oh, it's fabulous.
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The best thing
On broadway, maybe ever.
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( phone ringing )
Yeah, who ?
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I couldn't find
Her in there.
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I didn't
See you there.
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Aren't you
Coming with us ?
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That's alright,
I'm gonna take the bus.
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Alright,
I'll see you there.
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So how's life in appeals ?
How's the judge ?
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He sends his best.
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He's a good man,
Loyal.
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Not the brightest man
On the bench.
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Although he has manners
And a nice head of silver hair.
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He gives me a lot
Of responsibility.
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Yeah, like writing his decisions
And signing his name.
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Well...
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He's a nice man
You cover admirably.
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Well, thanks, roy,
I feel--
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Yeah, who's this ?
Well, who the fuck are you ?
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Hold.
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So, baby doll, what ?
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( secretary )
It's gonna be "Cats".
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"Cats", blah !
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"Cats", it's about cats !
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Singing cats,
You'll love it !
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Eight o'clock,
The theater's always at eight !
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Fucking tourists.
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Eat already, joe,
For chrissake, live a little !
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Uh, roy, could you--
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Yeah, what ? Mrs. Soffer ?
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Oh god, fucking
Damnit to hell.
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Uh, roy,
You really shouldn't--
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Baby doll, bring up
The post, get me susie ?
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Roy !
Christ !
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Hold.
What ?
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Could you please not take
The lord's name in vain ?
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I'm sorry,
But... Please.
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At least while I'm...
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Alright, sorry. Fuck !
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Only in america !
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Baby doll, tell them all to
Fuck off, tell them I died.
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So, joe--
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I'm sorry, roy,
It's just that--
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No, no, no, no,
Principles count.
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I respect principles.
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I am not religious,
But I like god, god likes me.
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Baptist,
Catholic, what ?
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Mormon.
Mormon ?
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Oh, delectable,
Absolutely !
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Only in america !
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So, joe,
What do you think ?
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It's, uh, well...
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The crazy life.
Chaotic.
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Yeah, god bless
Chaos, though.
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Mormons ?
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I knew mormons
In nevada.
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Utah, mostly.
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No, these mormons
Were in vegas.
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So ? So how would you like
To go to washington
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And work for
The justice department ?
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Sorry ?
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How would you like
To go to washington,
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Work for
The justice department ?
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All I gotta do is
Pick up the phone,
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Talk to ed,
You're in.
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In what exactly ?
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Associate assistant,
Something big.
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Internal affairs.
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Heart of the woods,
Something nice with clout.
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Ed, uh--
Me, attorney general !
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Oh.
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All I gotta do is
Pick up the phone.
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I have to think.
Okay.
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Great time to be
In washington, joe.
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Roy, it's incredibly
Exciting.
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It means something to me too,
You understand ?
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I can't say how much
I appreciate this, roy.
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I'm sort of,
Well, stunned.
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I mean, thanks, roy.
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But I have to
Give it some thought,
I have to ask my wife.
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Your wife, of course.
But I really appreciate it.
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Of course,
Talk to your wife.
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( dr. Ruth on radio )
To deep throat a man to
Give him intense pleasure,
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A woman can simply
Lick the penis
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Without actually putting
The whole organ in her mouth
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And it still provides the man
With a lot of pleasure.
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When women tell me
That they have a problem
With fellatio
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I often tell them to think of
The penis as an ice cream cone.
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( male )
The hole in the ozone layer
High above the antarctic
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Is now a record
11,000,000 square miles.
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That's three times the size of
The whole of the united states.
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The hole appears
As a giant blue blob
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Totally covering antarctica
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And stretching out to the
Southern tip of south america.
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Scientists state that
With the hole so big
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This early in the year
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It could be said
To grow even bigger.
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I wish I could
Go traveling.
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Things aren't
Right with me.
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( gasping )
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Cash, check,
Or credit card.
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You startled me !
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Cash, check... ?
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I remember you,
You're from salt lake.
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You sold us the plane tickets
When we flew here !
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What are you doing
In brooklyn ?
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You said you
Wanted to travel.
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How thoughtful !
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Mr. Lies of
The international order
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Of travel agents.
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We mobilize
The globe.
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We set people adrift.
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We are adepts
Of motion.
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Acolytes of the flux.
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Cash, check,
Or credit card ?
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Name your destination.
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Antarctica, maybe ?
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00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,551
I wanna see the hole
In the ozone.
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I heard on the radio--
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I will arrange
A guided tour.
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Now ?
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Soon... Maybe soon.
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00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,929
I'm not safe here,
You see.
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00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,266
Weird stuff happens.
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00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,735
Like ?
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Well, like you for instance,
Just appearing or...
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Last week.
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Oh, never mind.
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People are like planets,
You need a thick skin.
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Joe stays away
And now well, look,
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My dreams are
Talking back to me.
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The price of rootlessness,
Motion sickness.
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Only cure, keep moving.
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00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,063
I'm undecided.
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00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,432
I feel that something's
Going to give.
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00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,903
It's 1985, 15 years
To the third millennium.
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00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,471
Maybe christ
Will come again.
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Or maybe the troubles
Will come and the end
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Will come and
The sky will collapse
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00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,948
And there will be terrible rain
And showers of poisoned light,
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00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,619
Or maybe, maybe my life
Is really fine.
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00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,988
Maybe joe loves me
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And I'm only crazy
Thinking otherwise.
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00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,192
Or maybe not.
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00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,828
Maybe it's even
Worse than I know.
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00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:26,266
Maybe I wanna know,
Maybe I don't.
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00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,702
The suspense, mr. Lies,
It's killing me.
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00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,074
I suggest a vacation.
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00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,575
( elevator approaching )
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00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,577
That was the elevator.
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00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,845
Oh, god, I should
Fix myself up.
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00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,213
I... You...
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00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,681
You have to go,
You shouldn't be here.
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00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,782
You aren't even real.
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00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,417
Call me when
You decide.
260
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,652
Go.
261
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,397
Hey, buddy.
262
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,332
You're early !
263
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:04,771
Well, I was just walking
And I guess I came home.
264
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,806
Are you... ?
265
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,275
I'm a little anxious.
266
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,977
Buddy kiss.
267
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:15,215
Nothing to get
Anxious about.
268
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:30,897
So how'd you like
To move to washington ?
269
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,632
Washington ?
270
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,102
She was pretty crazy.
271
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,137
She was up there
In that home
272
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,639
For 10 years
Talking to herself.
273
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,974
I never visited.
274
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,509
She looked too much
Like my mother.
275
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,912
Poor louis, I'm sorry
Your grandma's dead.
276
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,814
Tiny little coffin, huh ?
277
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,082
Hmm.
278
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,550
I'm sorry I didn't
Introduce you.
279
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,752
I always get so closet-y
At these family things.
280
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,454
Butch, you get butch.
281
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,057
Hey, cousin doris,
You don't remember me ?
282
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,326
I'm lou,
Rachel's boy !
283
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,229
Lou, not louis,
Because if you say "Louis"
284
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,331
They'll hear
The sibilant "S".
285
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,698
I do not have
A sibilant "S".
286
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,367
I don't blame you,
Hiding.
287
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,136
Bloodlines, jewish curses
Are the worst.
288
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,637
I personally
Would dissolve
289
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,106
If anyone ever looked me
In the eye and said "Feh".
290
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,677
Fortunately,
Wasps don't say "Feh".
291
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:23,683
And by the way, darling,
Cousin doris is a dyke.
292
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,285
No ! Really ?
293
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,187
You don't
Notice anything.
294
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,889
If I hadn't spent the last
Four years fellating you
295
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,524
I'd swear you
Were straight.
296
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,108
You're in a pissy mood.
Cat's still missing ?
297
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,842
Not a furball in sight,
It's your fault.
298
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,211
It is ?
299
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,745
I warned you, louis,
Names are important.
300
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,147
Call an animal
Little sheba,
301
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,083
You can't expect it
To stick around.
302
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917
Beside, that's
A dog's name.
303
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,420
I wanted a dog in
The first place, not a cat !
304
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,090
He sprayed my books !
He was a female cat.
305
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,791
Cats are stupid,
High-strung predators.
306
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,094
Babylonians sealed
Them up in bricks.
307
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,529
Dogs have brains.
Cats have intuition.
308
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,964
A sharp dog is as smart as a
Really dull two-year-old child.
309
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,600
Cats know when
Something's wrong.
310
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,602
Only if you stop feeding them.
They know.
311
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,071
That's why sheba left,
'cause she knew.
312
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,739
Knew what ?
313
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,645
I did my best shirley booth
This morning.
314
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,350
Floppy slippers, housecoat,
Curlers, can of little friskies.
315
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,619
Come back,
Little sheba !
316
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,854
Come back !
317
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,526
To no avail, le chat, elle
Ne reviendra jamais, jamais.
318
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,736
See ?
319
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,272
That's just a burst
Blood vessel.
320
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,342
Not according to the best
Medical authorities.
321
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,780
What ?
322
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,449
Tell me.
323
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,385
Chaos, baby,
Lesion number one.
324
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,021
The wine dark kiss
Of the angel of death.
325
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,890
Oh, please !
326
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,292
I'm a lesionaire.
327
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,661
The foreign lesion.
328
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,329
The american lesion.
329
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,965
Lesionaire's disease.
Stop.
330
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,268
My troubles are lesion !
Will you stop ?
331
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,303
Don't you think
I'm handling this well ?
332
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,805
Bullshit !
I'm gonna die.
333
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,474
No.
Let go of my arm.
334
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,841
Let go.
335
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,143
No.
336
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:34,247
( sobbing )
337
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,684
I can't find a way
To spare you, baby.
338
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:42,689
No wall like the wall
Of hard scientific fact.
339
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,825
K.S. Wham !
340
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,461
Bang your head
On that.
341
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,797
Fuck you !
342
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,867
Now that's what I like to hear,
A mature reaction.
343
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,206
Let's go see if
The cat's come home.
344
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,975
Louis.
345
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,344
When did you
Find this ?
346
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,313
I couldn't tell you.
Why ?
347
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,815
I was scared, lou.
Of what ?
348
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,385
That you'd leave me.
349
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,421
Oh.
350
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,689
Bad timing,
Funeral and all,
351
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,993
But I figured as long as
We're on the subject of death.
352
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:25,398
Here's the bus, I have
To go bury my grandma.
353
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,070
Lou ?
354
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,005
Then you come home ?
355
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,408
Then I'll come home.
356
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,023
Washington.
357
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,660
It's an incredible honor,
Buddy--
358
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,961
I have to think.
359
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,796
Of course.
Say no.
360
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,465
You said you were
Gonna think about it.
361
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,999
I don't wanna
Move to washington.
362
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401
Well, I do.
363
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,336
It's a giant cemetery,
Huge white graves,
364
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,705
Mausoleums everywhere.
365
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,074
We could live in maryland
Or georgetown.
366
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,342
We're happy here.
367
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,943
That's not
Really true, buddy.
368
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,445
Well, happy enough,
Pretend happy.
369
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,046
It's better
Than nothing.
370
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,982
It's time to make
Some changes, harper.
371
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,350
No changes, why ?
372
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,486
I've been chief clerk
For four years.
373
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,555
I make $29,000 a year,
That's ridiculous !
374
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,757
I graduated fourth
In my class
375
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,326
And I make less
Than anyone I know.
376
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,496
And I'm tired
Of being a clerk.
377
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:33,032
I wanna go where
Something good is happening.
378
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,134
Nothing good
Happens in washington.
379
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,338
We'll forget
Church teachings
380
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:44,210
And buy furniture at conran's
And become yuppies.
381
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,112
I have too much
To do here.
382
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,947
Like what ?
383
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,982
I do have things.
384
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,351
What things ?
385
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,453
I have to finish
Painting the bedroom.
386
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,555
You've been painting
In there for over a year.
387
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,390
I know, it just
Isn't done,
388
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426
Because I never get
Time to finish it.
389
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,027
Oh, that doesn't
Make sense.
390
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,729
You have all the time
In the world.
391
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,064
You can finish it
When I'm at work.
392
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,799
I'm afraid to go
In there alone.
393
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,535
Afraid of what ?
394
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,036
I heard something
In there.
395
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,204
Metal scraping on the wall,
A man with a knife, maybe.
396
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,973
There's no one
In the bedroom, harper.
397
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,175
Not now.
Not this morning, either.
398
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,977
How do you know ?
399
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,379
You were at work
This morning.
400
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,147
There's something creepy
About this place.
401
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,749
Do you remember
"Rosemary's baby" ?
402
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,283
"Rosemary's baby" ?
403
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,685
Our apartment
Looks like that one.
404
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,053
Wasn't that apartment
In brooklyn ?
405
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,021
No.
Well, it looked like this.
406
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,857
It did !
Then let's move !
407
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,091
Georgetown's worse,
408
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,760
"The exorcist"
Was in georgetown.
409
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,262
There's a devil everywhere
You turn, huh, buddy ?
410
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,564
Yeah, everywhere.
411
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,867
How many pills
Today, buddy ?
412
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,835
None.
413
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,405
One.
414
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,942
Three, only three.
415
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,201
Thank you,
That was a lovely...
416
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,005
My grandma,
Just buried.
417
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,611
Why are there just
Two little wooden pegs
418
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,245
Holding
The lid down ?
419
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,315
So she can get out easier
If she wants to.
420
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,484
I hope she
Stays put.
421
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,921
I pretended for years
That she was already dead.
422
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,024
When they called to say
She had died it was a surprise.
423
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,159
I abandoned her.
424
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:45,131
( yiddish )
Sharfer vi di tson fun
A shlag iz an umdankbar kind.
425
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,734
I don't speak yiddish.
426
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:52,371
Sharper than a serpents tooth
Is an ungrateful child.
427
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,874
Shakespeare.
428
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,577
King lear.
429
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,647
Rabbi, what does
The holy script say
430
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,983
About someone who abandons
Someone he loves at a time
431
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,618
Of great need ?
432
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,455
Why would a person
Do such a thing ?
433
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,626
Because he has to.
434
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,598
Maybe this person can't
Incorporate sickness
435
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,133
Into his sense of how
Things are supposed to go.
436
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637
Maybe vomit and sores and
Disease really frighten him.
437
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,508
Maybe he isn't
So good with death.
438
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,616
The holy script has nothing
To say about such a person.
439
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,819
Rabbi, I'm afraid of
The crimes I may commit.
440
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,854
Please, mister !
441
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:47,059
I am a sick old rabbi facing
A long ride home to the bronx.
442
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,499
You want to confess, better
You should find a priest.
443
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,801
I'm not a catholic,
I'm a jew.
444
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,236
Worse luck for you,
Bubbulah.
445
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,972
Catholics believe
In forgiveness,
446
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,774
Jews believe
In guilt.
447
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,810
Thanks.
448
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,413
You just make sure those pegs
Are in good and tight.
449
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,549
Don't worry, mister.
450
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,218
The life she had,
She'll stay put.
451
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,588
She's better off.
452
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,169
Look...
453
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,538
I know this is
Scary for you,
454
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,472
But try to understand
What it means to me.
455
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,507
Yes.
Will you try ?
456
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,142
Good, good.
457
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,910
Really try.
458
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248
I think things are starting
To change in the world.
459
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,516
But I don't want any--
460
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,318
For the good,
Change for the good.
461
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,387
America has
Rediscovered itself.
462
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,057
Its sacred position
Among nations.
463
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,126
People aren't ashamed of that
Like they used to be.
464
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,928
This is a great thing.
465
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,697
The truth restored,
Law restored.
466
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,999
That's what president reagan's
Done, harper.
467
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,670
He says truth exists
And can be spoken proudly
468
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,505
And the country
Responds to him.
469
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,475
We become better.
470
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,177
More good.
471
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,580
I need to be
A part of that.
472
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,682
I need something big
To lift me up.
473
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,885
I mean, six years ago,
The world seemed in decline,
474
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,722
Horrible, hopeless, full
Of unsolvable problems
475
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,791
And crime and confusion,
Hunger--
476
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,560
But it still seems that way,
More now than before.
477
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,662
They say
The ozone layer is...
478
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,964
And today, out the window
On atlantic avenue
479
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,433
There was this
Schizophrenic traffic cop
480
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,935
Who was making these--
481
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,269
Will you stop it ?
I'm trying to make a point.
482
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,571
So am I !
483
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,972
You aren't even
Making sense.
484
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,440
My point is
The world seems just--
485
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,742
It only seems
That way to you,
486
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,510
Because you never go out
In the world, harper,
487
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,613
And you have
Emotional problems.
488
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,117
I do so get out
In the world.
489
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,585
No, you don't.
490
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,454
You stay in all day,
Fretting about imaginary--
491
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,489
I get out.
492
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,726
I do. You don't know
What I do.
493
00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:02,361
You don't stay in all day ?
No.
494
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,263
Yes, you do.
495
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,465
That's what
You think.
496
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,634
Where do you go ?
497
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,935
Where do you go
When you walk ?
498
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,037
And I do not have
Emotional problems ?
499
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,304
I'm sorry.
500
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,505
And if I do have
Emotional problems
501
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,874
It's from living
With you--
502
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,275
I'm sorry, buddy,
I didn't mean--
503
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,610
You should never
Have married me.
504
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:22,381
You have all these...
Secrets and lies.
505
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,883
I wanna be married
To you, harper.
506
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,753
You shouldn't,
You never should...
507
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,507
Hey, buddy.
508
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,977
Hey, buddy.
509
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,082
Buddy, kiss.
510
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,589
I heard on the radio
How to give a blow job.
511
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,025
What ?
512
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,593
Do you wanna try ?
513
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,995
You really shouldn't
Listen to that stuff.
514
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,296
Mormons can
Give blow jobs.
515
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,631
Harper--
Joe.
516
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:16,635
It was a little jewish lady
With a german accent.
517
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:21,073
Now is a good time
For me to make a baby.
518
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,128
Then they went on to a program
About holes in the ozone layer
519
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,732
Over antarctica.
520
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:51,170
Skin burns,
Birds go blind.
521
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:55,341
Icebergs melt.
522
00:27:55,441 --> 00:28:00,012
The world's
Coming to an end.
523
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,936
( sobbing )
524
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,337
Oh.
525
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,173
Um, morning.
526
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,440
Morning, counselor.
527
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,243
Sorry, I don't
Know your name.
528
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,644
No, don't bother.
529
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,114
I'm a word processor,
The lowest of the low.
530
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,649
Joe pitt, I'm with
Justice wilson.
531
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,819
I know that,
Counselor pitt, chief clerk.
532
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,454
Are you okay ?
533
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,425
Yeah, thanks.
What a nice man.
534
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,094
No, not so nice.
535
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,428
What ?
536
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,363
Not so nice.
537
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,732
Nothing.
538
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,872
( sobbing )
539
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,417
What's wrong ?
540
00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,285
Life just sucks shit.
541
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:18,290
I'm sorry ?
Oh, forget it.
542
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,491
Look, thanks
For asking.
543
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,560
Well--
544
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,896
I mean, it really
Is nice of you.
545
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:27,366
I'm sorry, sorry,
Sick friend.
546
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,101
Oh, I'm sorry.
547
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,703
Yeah, yeah, um,
Well, that's sweet.
548
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,772
Three of your colleagues
Have preceded you
549
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,707
To this baleful sight and
You're the first one to ask.
550
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:39,511
The others just opened the door,
Saw me and fled.
551
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613
I hope they had
To pee real bad.
552
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,115
They just didn't
Want to intrude.
553
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:47,486
Ha ! Reaganite heartless
Macho asshole lawyers.
554
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:48,787
Oh, that's unfair.
555
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,756
What is ?
556
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,658
Heartless, macho,
Reaganite ?
557
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,460
Lawyer ?
558
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,195
I voted for reagan.
559
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,429
You did ?
560
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,231
Twice.
561
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,000
Twice ?
562
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,302
Well, oh boy,
A gay republican !
563
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,437
Excuse me ?
Nothing.
564
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,440
I'm not...
No, forget it.
565
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,609
Republican ?
Not republican ?
566
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,879
What ?
What ?
567
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,780
Not gay,
I'm not gay.
568
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:18,250
Oh, sorry.
569
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,023
It's just that...
Yes ?
570
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,593
Well, sometimes you can tell
From the way a person sounds.
571
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:30,029
I mean, you sound--
No, I don't.
572
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:34,166
Like what ?
Like a republican.
573
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,335
Do I ?
574
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,904
Sound like a...
575
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:41,140
What, like
A republican ?
576
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,175
Or do I ?
577
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,843
Do you what ?
Sound like a...
578
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:48,280
Yeah, like a... ?
579
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,150
I'm confused.
580
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,484
Yes.
581
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,022
My name is louis but all
My friends call me "Louise".
582
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,556
I work in
Word processing.
583
00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,858
Thanks for
The toilet paper.
584
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,661
( belches )
585
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,728
I'm ready for
My close up, mr. Demille.
586
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:28,200
One wants to move through life
With elegance and grace,
587
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,738
Blossoming infrequently,
But with exquisite taste,
588
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,073
And perfect timing
589
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:41,447
Like a rare bloom,
A zebra orchid.
590
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,116
One wants,
591
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:49,688
But one so seldom gets
What one wants, does one ?
592
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,260
No, one does not.
593
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,629
One gets fucked...
594
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,898
Over.
595
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:04,002
One dies at 30,
596
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,905
Robbed of decades
Of majesty--
597
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,807
Fuck this shit !
598
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,776
Fuck this shit.
599
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,147
I look like a corpse.
600
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,983
A corpsette.
601
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,819
Oh, my queen.
602
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:24,856
You know you've
Hit rock bottom
603
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,560
When even drag
Is a drag.
604
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,664
( distant singing )
605
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,942
Are...
606
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,644
Who are you ?
607
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,347
Who are you ?
608
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,417
What are you doing
In my hallucination ?
609
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,320
I'm not in your hallucination,
You're in my dream.
610
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,188
You're wearing makeup.
611
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,756
So are you.
612
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,891
But you're a man !
613
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,427
( shrieks )
614
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,829
My hands and feet
Give it away.
615
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,899
There must be
Some mistake here.
616
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,635
I don't recognize you.
617
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,970
You're...
618
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:15,607
Are you my...
619
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,744
Some sort of imaginary friend ?
No !
620
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,179
Aren't you too old to have
Imaginary friends ?
621
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,014
I have emotional
Problems.
622
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,516
I took
Too many pills.
623
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,184
Why are you
Wearing makeup ?
624
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,620
I was in the process
Of applying the face
625
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,622
Trying to make
Myself feel better.
626
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:33,625
I swiped the new fall colors at
The clinique counter at macy's.
627
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,295
You stole these ?
628
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,796
I was out of cash.
629
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,197
It was an
Emotional emergency.
630
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,033
Joe will be so angry.
631
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,635
I promised him
No more pills.
632
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,272
These pills you keep
Alluding to--
633
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,174
Valium. I take valium,
Lots of valium.
634
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,909
And you're dancing
As fast as you can.
635
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,411
I'm not addicted.
636
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,879
I don't believe
In addiction.
637
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,146
And I nev--
638
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,449
Well, I never drink
And I never take drugs.
639
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,985
Well, smell you,
Nancy drew !
640
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,488
Except valium.
641
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,222
Except valium
In wee fistfuls.
642
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,791
It's terrible.
643
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,225
Mormons are not supposed
To be addicted to anything.
644
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,160
I'm a mormon.
645
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,629
I'm a homosexual.
646
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,230
Oh.
647
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:15,601
In my church, we don't
Believe in homosexuals.
648
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,069
In my church, we don't
Believe in mormons.
649
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,839
What church do--
650
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,810
I get it.
651
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,747
I don't
Understand this.
652
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,318
If I didn't ever
See you before and...
653
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,685
I don't think I did
654
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,521
Then I don't think
You should be here
655
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,524
In this hallucination
Because...
656
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:42,227
In my experience
The mind,
657
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,530
Which is where
Hallucinations come from
658
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,398
Shouldn't be able to make up
Anything that wasn't there
659
00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,534
To start with
That didn't enter it
660
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,269
From experience
From the real world.
661
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,406
Imagination can't create
Anything new, can it ?
662
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:59,010
It only recycles bits
And pieces from the world
663
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:04,182
And reassembles them
Into visions.
664
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,484
Am I making sense
Right now ?
665
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,919
Given the
Circumstances, yes.
666
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:12,290
So when we think we've escaped
The unbearable ordinariness
667
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:16,395
And, well, untruthfulness
Of our lives
668
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,865
It's really only the same old
Ordinariness and falseness
669
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,769
Rearranged into
The appearance of novelty
670
00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,072
And truth.
671
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,808
Nothing unknown
Is knowable.
672
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:35,313
Don't you think
It's depressing ?
673
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,783
The limitations
Of the imagination ?
674
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,451
Yes.
675
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,220
It's something you learn
After your second theme party.
676
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,023
It's all been
Done before.
677
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:49,395
The world, finite.
678
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:53,565
Terribly, terribly...
679
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:57,769
Oh, this is the most depressing
Hallucination I ever had.
680
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:01,039
Apologies, I do
Try to be amusing.
681
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,608
Oh, well,
Don't apologize.
682
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,977
You've... I can't expect
Someone who's really sick
683
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,946
To entertain me.
684
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,090
How on earth
Did you know ?
685
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,592
Oh, that happens.
686
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,094
This is the very threshold
Of revelations sometimes.
687
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,963
You can see things.
688
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,465
How sick you are.
689
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,135
Do you see anything
About me ?
690
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:32,838
Yes.
691
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,240
What ?
692
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,943
You are
Amazingly unhappy.
693
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,611
Oh, big deal.
694
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,613
You meet a valium addict
And figure out she's unhappy ?
695
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,615
That doesn't count,
Of course.
696
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,218
Something else...
Something surprising ?
697
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,254
Something surprising ?
Yes.
698
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,856
Your husband's a homo.
699
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,626
Oh, ridiculous !
700
00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,230
Really ?
701
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:01,467
Threshold of revelation.
702
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,270
Well, I don't like
Your revelations.
703
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,606
I don't think you
Intuit well at all.
704
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:11,643
Joe's a very
Normal man.
705
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:16,081
Oh god.
706
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:19,084
Oh god.
707
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:25,056
Do homos take, like,
Lots of long walks ?
708
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,494
Yes, we do.
709
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:32,798
In stretch pants
With lavender coifs.
710
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,900
I just looked at you
And there was--
711
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,268
A sort of blue streak
Of recognition--
712
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,403
Yes !
713
00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,905
Like you knew me
Incredibly well.
714
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,040
Yes.
Yes.
715
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,575
I have to go now,
Get back.
716
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:48,146
Something just...
Fell apart.
717
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,215
Oh god.
718
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:53,184
I feel so sad.
719
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,888
I know.
720
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,157
I'm sorry.
721
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,494
I usually say
"Fuck the truth",
722
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,030
But mostly
The truth fucks you.
723
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,768
I see something else
About you.
724
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,036
Oh ?
725
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,272
Deep inside you,
726
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,743
There's a part of you,
The most inner part
727
00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:23,181
Entirely free
Of disease.
728
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,818
I can see that.
729
00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,588
Is that...
730
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:32,624
That isn't true.
731
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:36,127
Threshold
Of revelation.
732
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:47,005
People come and go
So strangely here !
733
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,926
I don't think there's
Any uninfected part of me.
734
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,830
My heart is pumping
Polluted blood.
735
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,167
I feel dirty.
736
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,376
( female voice from above )
Look up.
737
00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:01,379
Hello ?
738
00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,248
Look up !
739
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,683
Who is that ?
740
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:08,319
Look up,
Prepare the way !
741
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,121
I don't see any--
742
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,557
Prepare for the parting
Of the air.
743
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:16,194
The breath,
The ascent !
744
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,863
* glory to--
745
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:21,099
( female singing from above )
746
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,313
What the fuck ?
747
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,916
Hello ?!
748
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,088
Is that it ?
749
00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,256
Hello ?
750
00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,229
Poor me.
751
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,498
Poor, poor me,
Why me ?
752
00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:56,768
Why poor, poor me ?
753
00:43:56,868 --> 00:44:00,438
Oh, I don't feel good
Right now.
754
00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,207
I really don't.
755
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,915
Harper ?
756
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,560
Where were you ?
757
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,328
Where were you ?
758
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,663
Out.
Where ?
759
00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:00,698
Just... Out,
Thinking.
760
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,967
It's late.
761
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,401
Well, I had a lot
To think about.
762
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,737
I burned dinner.
I'm sorry.
763
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,305
Not my dinner,
My dinner was fine.
764
00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,673
Your dinner.
765
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:10,375
I put it back in the oven
And turned everything up
766
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,011
As high as it could go and
I watched 'til it burned black.
767
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,580
It's still hot,
Very hot. Want it ?
768
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,882
You didn't
Have to do that.
769
00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,350
I know. It just seemed
Like the kind of thing
770
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,187
A mentally deranged sex-starved
Pill-popping housewife would do.
771
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,122
Uh-huh.
So I did it.
772
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,490
Who knows anymore
What I have to do ?
773
00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:26,691
How many pills ?
774
00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,126
A bunch,
Don't change the subject.
775
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,060
I won't talk to you.
776
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,695
No, don't do that,
I'm fine.
777
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,697
Pills are not the problem,
Not our problem.
778
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:36,567
I wanna know where you've been,
I wanna know what's going on.
779
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,635
Going on with what,
The job ?
780
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,937
Not the job !
781
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,138
Well, I said
I needed more time.
782
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,139
Not the job !
783
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,440
Mr. Cohen, I talked
To him on the phone
784
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,942
I had to hurry.
And he said not--
785
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:44,943
But I can't get you to talk
Sensibly about anything--
786
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,444
What ?!
Shut up !
787
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,347
Stick to the subject !
I don't know what that is !
788
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,350
You have something
You wanna ask me, ask me.
789
00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,022
Ask me. Go.
790
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,690
I can't,
I'm scared of you.
791
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:04,996
I'm tired,
I'm going to bed.
792
00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,676
Tell me without
Making me ask, please.
793
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,247
This is crazy.
794
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,219
When you come through
The door at night
795
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,423
Your face is never exactly
The way I remembered it.
796
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:36,027
I get surprised
By something
797
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,830
Mean and hard about
The way you look,
798
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:42,000
Even though the weight
Of you in the bed at night,
799
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:47,839
The way you breathe in
Your sleep seems unfamiliar.
800
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,807
You terrify me.
801
00:46:49,908 --> 00:46:52,077
I know who you are.
802
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,812
Yes, I'm the enemy,
That's easy.
803
00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:56,214
That doesn't change.
804
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,815
You think you're
The only one who hates sex ?
805
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,018
I do, I hate it
With you. I do.
806
00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,619
I dream that you
Batter away at me
807
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,521
'til my joints come apart
Like wax and I fall into pieces.
808
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,290
It's like
A punishment.
809
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:09,928
It was wrong of me
To marry you. I knew you...
810
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,202
It's a sin and
It's killing us both.
811
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,004
I can always tell
When you've taken pills,
812
00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:21,239
Because it makes you
Red-faced and sweaty
813
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,509
And, frankly, that's very
Often why I don't want to...
814
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,077
Because... ?
815
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,778
Because you
Aren't pretty.
816
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,848
Not like this.
817
00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,351
I have something
I wanna ask you.
818
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,320
Then ask, ask !
What the hell are you--
819
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:37,622
Are you a homo ?
820
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,124
Are you ?
821
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,562
You try to walk out
Right now,
822
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,632
I'll put your dinner back in
The oven and turn it up so high
823
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:50,001
The whole building
Will fill with smoke
824
00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:51,402
And everyone in it
Will asphyxiate.
825
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:56,174
So help me god, I will,
Now answer the question.
826
00:47:58,609 --> 00:47:59,844
What if I-- ?
827
00:47:59,945 --> 00:48:05,083
Then tell me please,
And we'll see.
828
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,255
No.
829
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,924
I'm not.
830
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,494
And I don't see what
Difference it makes.
831
00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:24,902
( hare krishna singing )
832
00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:42,153
Jews don't have any clear
Textual guide to the afterlife
833
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,323
Or even that
It exists.
834
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,626
I don't think
Much about it.
835
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:52,530
I see it as a perpetual rainy
Thursday afternoon in march.
836
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,931
Dead leaves.
837
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:57,235
Ooh, very greco roman.
838
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:58,836
It's not the verdict
That counts,
839
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,238
It's the act
Of judgment.
840
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,939
That's why I could
Never be a lawyer.
841
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,574
In court, all that matters
Is the verdict.
842
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,010
You could never
Be a lawyer
843
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,778
'cause you're over-sexed
And too distracted.
844
00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:10,048
Not distracted,
Abstracted.
845
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:12,283
I'm trying to make a point.
Namely?
846
00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,652
The shaping of the law,
Not its execution.
847
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,154
The point, dear,
The point !
848
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:19,190
That it should be the questions
In shape of a life
849
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:24,029
Its total complexity gathered,
Arranged and considered
850
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,430
Which matters
In the end.
851
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:28,266
Not some stamp of
Salvation or damnation
852
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:31,502
Which disperses
All the complexity
853
00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:34,005
In some unsatisfying
Little decision,
854
00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:36,074
The balancing
Of the scales--
855
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,476
I like this, very zen.
856
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:41,079
It's reassuringly
Incomprehensible and useless.
857
00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:44,215
We who are about to die
Thank you.
858
00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:48,519
You're not
About to die.
859
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,924
It's not going
Well, really.
860
00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,326
Two new lesions.
861
00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:58,229
My leg hurts.
862
00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:01,066
There's protein in my urine,
The doctor says,
863
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,967
But who knows what
The fuck that portends.
864
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:06,271
Anyway, it shouldn't
Be there...
865
00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:07,738
The protein.
866
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,975
My butt is chapped
From diarrhea.
867
00:50:11,076 --> 00:50:16,214
And yesterday
I shat blood.
868
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:21,986
I really hate this.
869
00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,122
You don't tell me--
870
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,856
Well, you get
Too upset !
871
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,625
I wind up
Comforting you.
872
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,794
It's easier.
873
00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,162
Oh, thanks.
874
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,332
If it's bad,
I'll tell you.
875
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,302
Shitting blood
Sounds bad to me.
876
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,171
I'm telling.
And I'm handling it.
877
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,473
Just tell me some more
About justice.
878
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,144
I am handling it.
879
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:50,381
Well, louis, you win
Trooper of the month.
880
00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:56,554
I take it back, you aren't
Trooper of the month.
881
00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,556
Oh, this isn't working.
882
00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,427
Tell me some more
About justice.
883
00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:07,132
You are not
About to die.
884
00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:09,800
Justice--
Is an immensity.
885
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,537
It's a confusing
Vastness.
886
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,472
Justice is god.
887
00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:20,345
Prior ?
888
00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:22,046
Hmm ?
889
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:24,782
You love me.
890
00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,384
Yes.
891
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,787
What if I walked out
On this ?
892
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:34,259
Would you
Hate me forever ?
893
00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,635
Yes.
894
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:06,291
I think we
Oughtta pray.
895
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,294
Ask god for help.
896
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,796
Ask him together.
897
00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,531
God won't
Talk to me.
898
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,966
I have to make up
People to talk to me.
899
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,368
You have to
Keep asking.
900
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,170
I forgot
The question.
901
00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:22,207
Oh, yeah, god,
Is my husband a homo ?
902
00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:23,541
Stop it, stop it !
903
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,410
I'm warning you !
904
00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,378
Does it make
Any difference
905
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,514
That I might be
One thing deep within ?
906
00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:32,617
No matter how wrong
Or ugly that thing is
907
00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:36,754
So long as I fought with
Everything I have to kill it ?
908
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:38,623
What do you
Want from me ?
909
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,126
What do you want from me,
Harper, more than that ?
910
00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:43,761
For god's sake,
There's nothing left !
911
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,932
I'm a shell, there's
Nothing left to kill.
912
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,669
As long as my behavior
Is what I know it has to be.
913
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:55,306
Decent, correct, that alone,
In the eyes of god--
914
00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:57,174
No, no, not that.
915
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:58,609
That's utah talk,
Mormon talk.
916
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,178
I hate it, joe,
Tell me, say it.
917
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,113
All I will say is that
I am a very good man
918
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,450
Who has worked very hard
To become good
919
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,017
And you want
To destroy that.
920
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,686
You want to destroy me,
921
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,655
But I'm not going
To let you do that.
922
00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:15,360
I'm gonna
Have a baby.
923
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,297
Liar.
You liar.
924
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,800
A baby born
Addicted to pills.
925
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,136
A baby who does not dream,
But who hallucinates,
926
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:30,074
Who stares up at us
With big mirror eyes
927
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,209
And who does not
Know who we are.
928
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:36,547
Are you really ?
929
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,848
No.
930
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,784
Yes.
931
00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,920
No, yes.
932
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:44,154
Get away from me.
933
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,991
Now we both
Have a secret.
934
00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,065
Nobody knows
What causes it,
935
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:59,136
And nobody knows
How to cure it.
936
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,273
The best theory is that
We blame a retro virus.
937
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,908
The human immuno
Deficiency virus.
938
00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:07,177
Its presence is made known
To us by the useless antibodies
939
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:10,548
Which appear in reaction to its
Entrance into the bloodstream
940
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,883
Through a cut
Or an orifice.
941
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,854
The antibodies are powerless
To protect the body against it.
942
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,424
Why ? We don't know.
943
00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,626
The body's immune system
Ceases to function.
944
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,861
Sometimes the body
Even attacks itself.
945
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:27,432
At any rate,
It's left open
946
00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:29,734
To a whole horror house
Of infections
947
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:32,503
From microbes
It usually defends against.
948
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,473
Like kaposi's sarcomas.
949
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:39,910
Those lesions on your arms
Or your throat problem,
950
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,245
Or the glands.
951
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,681
We think it may also
Be able to slip past
952
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,216
The blood brain barrier
Into the brain,
953
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:51,489
Which is, of course,
Very bad news.
954
00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:53,758
And it's fatal, and we don't
Know what percent of people
955
00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,293
With suppressed
Immune responses.
956
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:02,967
Very interesting...
957
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,370
Mr. Wizard.
958
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:08,839
But why the fuck are you
Telling me this ?
959
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:16,881
Well, I have just removed
One of three lesions,
960
00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:19,350
Which biopsy results
Will probably tell us is
961
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,419
A kaposi's sarcoma lesion,
962
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:24,254
And you have a pronounced
Swelling of glands
963
00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,357
In your neck,
Groin and armpits.
964
00:55:26,457 --> 00:55:29,126
Lymphadenopathy
Is another sign,
965
00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,362
And you have
Oral candidiasis.
966
00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:34,565
And maybe a little more fungus
Under the fingernails
967
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,401
Of two digits
On your right hand.
968
00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:40,237
So, that's why I'm...
969
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,841
Uh, this disease...
970
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,109
Syndrome.
971
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,611
Whatever.
972
00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:51,949
It afflicts mostly homosexuals
And drug addicts.
973
00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:54,118
Mostly.
974
00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:55,720
Hemophiliacs
Are also at risks.
975
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,588
Homosexuals
And drug addicts.
976
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:02,493
So why are you
Implying that I...
977
00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:06,196
What are you
Implying, henry ?
978
00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,565
I don't think I was
Implying anything.
979
00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:08,999
I'm not a drug addict.
980
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,501
Oh, come on, roy.
981
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:13,137
What ? What,
Come on, roy, what ?
982
00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,506
Do you think I'm
A junkie, henry ?
983
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:18,976
Do you see tracks ?
984
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:23,080
This is absurd.
985
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:25,082
So say it.
986
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,518
Say what ?
987
00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:30,555
Say "Roy cohn,
You are a..."
988
00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:32,757
Roy--
"You are a..." come on.
989
00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:37,394
Not "Roy cohn,
You are a drug fiend"
990
00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:40,431
"Roy marcus cohn,
You are a..."
991
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:44,034
Go on, henry,
It starts with an "H".
992
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,536
Oh, I'm not
Gonna get into--
993
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:48,072
With an "H", henry,
And it isn't hemophiliac.
994
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,441
Come on !
995
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,644
Why are you
Doing this, roy ?
996
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,179
No, I mean it,
Say it.
997
00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:59,784
Say "Roy cohn,
You are a homosexual".
998
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,321
And I will proceed
Systematically
999
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:09,426
To destroy your reputation
And your practice.
1000
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:11,829
And your career
1001
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,198
In the state
Of new york, henry,
1002
00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,033
Which you know I can do.
1003
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:23,708
Roy, you have been
Seeing me since 1958.
1004
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,442
Apart from the face lifts,
1005
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,512
I have treated you for
Everything from syphilis--
1006
00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,413
From a whore
In dallas.
1007
00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,750
From syphilis to venereal warts
In your rectum
1008
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:36,353
Which you may have gotten
From a whore in dallas.
1009
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,222
But it wasn't
A female whore.
1010
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,925
So say it.
1011
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:47,798
Roy cohn, you are...
1012
00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:53,638
You have had sex
With men.
1013
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:55,573
Many, many times, roy.
1014
00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:57,107
And one of those men
1015
00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,977
Or any number of them
Has made you very sick.
1016
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,212
You have aids.
1017
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,748
Aids ?
1018
00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:06,684
You know your
Problem, henry,
1019
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:11,722
Is that you are
Hung up on words,
1020
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,725
On labels
That you believe
1021
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,027
They mean what
They seem to mean.
1022
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,996
Aids, homosexual,
1023
00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,330
Gay, lesbian.
1024
00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:21,832
You think
These are names
1025
00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:23,267
That tells you
Who someone sleeps with.
1026
00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,468
They don't
Tell you that.
1027
00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:26,170
No ?
No.
1028
00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,639
Like all labels, they tell you
One thing and one thing only.
1029
00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:31,942
Where does an individual
So identified fit
1030
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:35,179
In the food chain.
1031
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,915
In the pecking order.
1032
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,918
Not ideology
Or sexual taste,
1033
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,486
But something
Much simpler...
1034
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,421
Clout.
1035
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,825
Not who I fuck
Or who fucks me,
1036
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:51,261
But who will pick up
The phone when I call.
1037
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,230
Who owes me favors.
1038
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:57,668
This is what
A label refers to.
1039
00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,503
Now to someone who does
Not understand this,
1040
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:03,741
Homosexual is what I am,
Because I have sex with men.
1041
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,843
But really,
This is wrong.
1042
00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:10,080
Homosexuals are not men
Who sleep with other men.
1043
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:15,185
Homosexuals are men
Who in 15 years of trying
1044
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:18,656
Cannot pass a pissant
Anti-discrimination bill
1045
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,557
Through city council !
1046
00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,761
Homosexuals are men
Who know nobody
1047
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,495
And who nobody knows,
1048
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:30,901
Who have zero clout !
1049
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,770
Does this sound
Like me, henry ?
1050
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,371
No.
1051
00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,406
No, I have clout.
1052
00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:37,908
Lots.
1053
00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:41,812
I pick up this phone,
I punch 15 numbers.
1054
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,781
You know who's
On the other end ?
1055
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,050
In under five minutes,
Henry.
1056
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:47,384
The president.
1057
00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:50,320
Better, henry.
His wife.
1058
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,623
I'm impressed.
1059
00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,324
I don't want you
To be impressed.
1060
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,893
I want you
To understand.
1061
00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:59,563
This is not sophistry
And this is not hypocrisy.
1062
00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:02,166
This is reality.
1063
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,401
I have sex with men.
1064
01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:07,705
But unlike nearly every
Other man of whom this is true
1065
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,407
I bring the guy I'm screwing
To the white house,
1066
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:14,578
And president reagan smiles
At us and shakes his hand
1067
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,848
Because what I am
1068
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:21,852
Is defined
Entirely by who I am.
1069
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,522
Roy cohn is
Not a homosexual.
1070
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:30,594
Roy cohn is
A heterosexual man, henry,
1071
01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:33,430
Who fucks around
With guys.
1072
01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,700
Okay, roy.
1073
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,670
Then what is
My diagnosis, henry ?
1074
01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,105
You have aids, roy.
1075
01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:43,507
No, henry, no.
1076
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:48,212
Aids is what
Homosexuals have.
1077
01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:51,248
I have...
1078
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,151
Liver cancer.
1079
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:07,164
Well, what ever
The fuck you have
1080
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:09,466
It's very serious.
1081
01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,869
And I haven't got
A damn thing for you.
1082
01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:17,474
The n.H.A. In bethesda
Has a new drug called e.Z.T.
1083
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,909
With a two year
Waiting list
1084
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,811
That not even I
Can get you onto.
1085
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:24,581
So pick up
The phone, roy.
1086
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,616
And dial
The 15 numbers.
1087
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,252
And tell the first lady
That you need in
1088
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,921
On an experimental
Treatment for liver cancer.
1089
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,557
Because you can call it
Any dam1
00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,544
( music )
2
00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,215
Hello,
And good morning.
3
00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:32,553
I am rabbi
Isidor chemelwitz
4
00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,424
Of the bronx home
For aged hebrews.
5
00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,527
We are here
This morning
6
00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:45,599
To pay respects at
The passing of sarah ironson,
7
00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,437
Devoted wife of...
8
00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,139
Er...
9
00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,843
Benjamin ironson,
10
00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,145
Also deceased.
11
00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:02,115
Loving and caring mother
Of her sons,
12
00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:07,154
Morris, abraham
And samuel
13
00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,358
And her daughters,
Esther and rachel.
14
00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:14,495
Beloved grandmother of max,
15
00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:20,734
Mark, louis,
Angela, doris,
16
00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:25,539
Luke and eric.
17
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,841
Eric... ?
18
00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,011
Is a jewish name ?
19
00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,046
( clearing throat )
20
00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,983
Eric.
21
00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,619
A large
And loving family.
22
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:43,991
We assemble that we may
Collectively mourn
23
00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:47,728
This good and
Righteous woman.
24
00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,230
This woman...
25
00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,766
I did not know
This woman.
26
00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:58,706
I cannot accurately
Describe her attributes,
27
00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:04,278
Nor do justice
To her dimensions.
28
00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:08,549
She was not a person,
29
00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:12,085
But a whole kind
Of a person.
30
00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,054
The ones that
Cross the ocean
31
00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:17,358
That brought
With us to america
32
00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,828
The villages of russia
And lithuania,
33
00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,964
And how we struggled,
34
00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:28,769
And how we fought
For the family,
35
00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,039
For the jewish home.
36
00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:37,978
Descendants of this
Immigrant woman,
37
00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:41,782
You do not grow up
In america.
38
00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:47,054
You and your children
And their children
39
00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,088
With the goyische names.
40
00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:54,127
You do not
Live in america.
41
00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:59,367
No such place exists !
42
00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,169
Your clay is the clay
43
00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,772
Of some litvak shtetl
44
00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,609
And your air the air
Of the shtetl,
45
00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:14,382
Because she carried that
Old world on her back
46
00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:18,118
Across the ocean
In a boat !
47
00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,554
And she put it down
48
00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:25,025
On grand concourse avenue...
49
00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:30,731
On flatbush.
50
00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,534
You can never make that
Crossing that she made
51
00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:38,138
For such great voyages
In this world
52
00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,807
Do not anymore exist,
53
00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,476
But every day
Of your lives the miles,
54
00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,546
That voyage from
That place to this one
55
00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:50,851
You cross every day !
56
00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,757
You understand me ?
57
00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,792
In you...
58
00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:04,064
That journey is.
59
00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:08,969
Hold.
I wish I was an octopus.
60
00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,571
A fucking octopus !
61
00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,440
Eight loving arms
And all those suckers.
62
00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,042
No.
Know what I mean ?
63
00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,276
You want lunch ?
64
00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,377
No, that's okay,
Really.
65
00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,912
( secretary )
... Line two.
66
00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,715
Ailene, roy calling,
What kind of greeting is that ?
67
00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,084
I thought we were
Friends, ail ?!
68
00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,220
This'll take a minute,
Here, eat a little something.
69
00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,923
What is this ?
Tasty sandwich here ?
70
00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,925
Mmm, liver
Or something !
71
00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,326
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
72
00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,429
I already told you
It wasn't a vacation,
73
00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,197
It was business,
Mrs. Soffer.
74
00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:40,100
I have clients
In haiti, mrs. Soffer !
75
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,002
Listen, ailene,
76
00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,337
You think I'm the only
Goddamn lawyer in history
77
00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,006
Who ever missed
A court date ?
78
00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,340
Don't make
Such a big fuck--
79
00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,742
( phone ringing )
Aw, hold !
80
00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,277
You hag.
81
00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,479
If this is
A bad time--
82
00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,613
Bad time ?
It's a good time.
83
00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:53,881
Baby doll--
Oh fuck, wait.
84
00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,783
Hello ?
85
00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:59,152
Yeah, sorry to keep you
Holding, judge hollins.
86
00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,589
Mrs. Hollins ?
87
00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,492
Sorry, dear, what
A deep voice you've got !
88
00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,159
You enjoying
Your visit ?
89
00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,929
She sounds like a truck driver,
He sounds like kate smith.
90
00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,263
It's very confusing.
91
00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,732
Nixon appointed him.
92
00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,934
All the geeks are
Nixon appointees.
93
00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,102
Uh-huh.
94
00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,837
How many tickets,
Dear ?
95
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,905
Seven ?
96
00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,240
For what, "Cats",
"42nd street", what ?
97
00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,477
You wouldn't like
"La cage", trust me.
98
00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,878
Trust me, I know.
99
00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,114
( phone ringing )
Oh, for god's sakes, hold.
100
00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,782
Baby doll ?
101
00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,551
Seven for "Cats"
Or something ?
102
00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:31,919
Anything hard to get,
103
00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,687
I don't give a fuck what
And neither will they.
104
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,388
You've seen
"La cage aux folles" ?
105
00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,857
No.
Oh, it's fabulous.
106
00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,226
The best thing
On broadway, maybe ever.
107
00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,695
( phone ringing )
Yeah, who ?
108
00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,074
I couldn't find
Her in there.
109
00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,576
I didn't
See you there.
110
00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,245
Aren't you
Coming with us ?
111
00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,780
That's alright,
I'm gonna take the bus.
112
00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,216
Alright,
I'll see you there.
113
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,968
So how's life in appeals ?
How's the judge ?
114
00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,335
He sends his best.
115
00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,237
He's a good man,
Loyal.
116
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,239
Not the brightest man
On the bench.
117
00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,409
Although he has manners
And a nice head of silver hair.
118
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,111
He gives me a lot
Of responsibility.
119
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:35,883
Yeah, like writing his decisions
And signing his name.
120
00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,217
Well...
121
00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,418
He's a nice man
You cover admirably.
122
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,020
Well, thanks, roy,
I feel--
123
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,957
Yeah, who's this ?
Well, who the fuck are you ?
124
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,525
Hold.
125
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,695
So, baby doll, what ?
126
00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,329
( secretary )
It's gonna be "Cats".
127
00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,764
"Cats", blah !
128
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,366
"Cats", it's about cats !
129
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,102
Singing cats,
You'll love it !
130
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,370
Eight o'clock,
The theater's always at eight !
131
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,739
Fucking tourists.
132
00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,575
Eat already, joe,
For chrissake, live a little !
133
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,276
Uh, roy, could you--
134
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,646
Yeah, what ? Mrs. Soffer ?
135
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,548
Oh god, fucking
Damnit to hell.
136
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,150
Uh, roy,
You really shouldn't--
137
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,285
Baby doll, bring up
The post, get me susie ?
138
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,387
Roy !
Christ !
139
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,624
Hold.
What ?
140
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,191
Could you please not take
The lord's name in vain ?
141
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,694
I'm sorry,
But... Please.
142
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,763
At least while I'm...
143
00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:26,667
Alright, sorry. Fuck !
144
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,069
Only in america !
145
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,973
Baby doll, tell them all to
Fuck off, tell them I died.
146
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,610
So, joe--
147
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,245
I'm sorry, roy,
It's just that--
148
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,547
No, no, no, no,
Principles count.
149
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,915
I respect principles.
150
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,652
I am not religious,
But I like god, god likes me.
151
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,553
Baptist,
Catholic, what ?
152
00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,690
Mormon.
Mormon ?
153
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,592
Oh, delectable,
Absolutely !
154
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,628
Only in america !
155
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:58,666
So, joe,
What do you think ?
156
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,467
It's, uh, well...
157
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,336
The crazy life.
Chaotic.
158
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,273
Yeah, god bless
Chaos, though.
159
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,809
Mormons ?
160
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,611
I knew mormons
In nevada.
161
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,413
Utah, mostly.
162
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,048
No, these mormons
Were in vegas.
163
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:21,321
So ? So how would you like
To go to washington
164
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,556
And work for
The justice department ?
165
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,693
Sorry ?
166
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,294
How would you like
To go to washington,
167
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,362
Work for
The justice department ?
168
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,764
All I gotta do is
Pick up the phone,
169
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,332
Talk to ed,
You're in.
170
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,902
In what exactly ?
171
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,404
Associate assistant,
Something big.
172
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,206
Internal affairs.
173
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,641
Heart of the woods,
Something nice with clout.
174
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,812
Ed, uh--
Me, attorney general !
175
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:45,813
Oh.
176
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,882
All I gotta do is
Pick up the phone.
177
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,918
I have to think.
Okay.
178
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,921
Great time to be
In washington, joe.
179
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,889
Roy, it's incredibly
Exciting.
180
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,692
It means something to me too,
You understand ?
181
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,394
I can't say how much
I appreciate this, roy.
182
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,630
I'm sort of,
Well, stunned.
183
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,398
I mean, thanks, roy.
184
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,134
But I have to
Give it some thought,
I have to ask my wife.
185
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,902
Your wife, of course.
But I really appreciate it.
186
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,372
Of course,
Talk to your wife.
187
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:25,118
( dr. Ruth on radio )
To deep throat a man to
Give him intense pleasure,
188
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,455
A woman can simply
Lick the penis
189
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,925
Without actually putting
The whole organ in her mouth
190
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,062
And it still provides the man
With a lot of pleasure.
191
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:40,433
When women tell me
That they have a problem
With fellatio
192
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:45,372
I often tell them to think of
The penis as an ice cream cone.
193
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,542
( male )
The hole in the ozone layer
High above the antarctic
194
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,079
Is now a record
11,000,000 square miles.
195
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,715
That's three times the size of
The whole of the united states.
196
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,650
The hole appears
As a giant blue blob
197
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,319
Totally covering antarctica
198
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,822
And stretching out to the
Southern tip of south america.
199
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,557
Scientists state that
With the hole so big
200
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,059
This early in the year
201
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,962
It could be said
To grow even bigger.
202
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,035
I wish I could
Go traveling.
203
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,205
Things aren't
Right with me.
204
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,512
( gasping )
205
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,580
Cash, check,
Or credit card.
206
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,182
You startled me !
207
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,118
Cash, check... ?
208
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,854
I remember you,
You're from salt lake.
209
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,123
You sold us the plane tickets
When we flew here !
210
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,425
What are you doing
In brooklyn ?
211
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,227
You said you
Wanted to travel.
212
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,294
How thoughtful !
213
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,497
Mr. Lies of
The international order
214
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,534
Of travel agents.
215
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,602
We mobilize
The globe.
216
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,538
We set people adrift.
217
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,606
We are adepts
Of motion.
218
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,609
Acolytes of the flux.
219
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,578
Cash, check,
Or credit card ?
220
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,780
Name your destination.
221
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,715
Antarctica, maybe ?
222
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,551
I wanna see the hole
In the ozone.
223
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,718
I heard on the radio--
224
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,654
I will arrange
A guided tour.
225
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,322
Now ?
226
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,826
Soon... Maybe soon.
227
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,929
I'm not safe here,
You see.
228
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,266
Weird stuff happens.
229
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,735
Like ?
230
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,072
Well, like you for instance,
Just appearing or...
231
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,341
Last week.
232
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,677
Oh, never mind.
233
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:36,683
People are like planets,
You need a thick skin.
234
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,287
Joe stays away
And now well, look,
235
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,422
My dreams are
Talking back to me.
236
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,525
The price of rootlessness,
Motion sickness.
237
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,661
Only cure, keep moving.
238
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,063
I'm undecided.
239
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,432
I feel that something's
Going to give.
240
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,903
It's 1985, 15 years
To the third millennium.
241
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,471
Maybe christ
Will come again.
242
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,841
Or maybe the troubles
Will come and the end
243
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,611
Will come and
The sky will collapse
244
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,948
And there will be terrible rain
And showers of poisoned light,
245
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,619
Or maybe, maybe my life
Is really fine.
246
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,988
Maybe joe loves me
247
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,224
And I'm only crazy
Thinking otherwise.
248
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,192
Or maybe not.
249
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,828
Maybe it's even
Worse than I know.
250
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:26,266
Maybe I wanna know,
Maybe I don't.
251
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,702
The suspense, mr. Lies,
It's killing me.
252
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,074
I suggest a vacation.
253
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,575
( elevator approaching )
254
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,577
That was the elevator.
255
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,845
Oh, god, I should
Fix myself up.
256
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,213
I... You...
257
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,681
You have to go,
You shouldn't be here.
258
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,782
You aren't even real.
259
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,417
Call me when
You decide.
260
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,652
Go.
261
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,397
Hey, buddy.
262
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,332
You're early !
263
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:04,771
Well, I was just walking
And I guess I came home.
264
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,806
Are you... ?
265
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,275
I'm a little anxious.
266
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,977
Buddy kiss.
267
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:15,215
Nothing to get
Anxious about.
268
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:30,897
So how'd you like
To move to washington ?
269
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,632
Washington ?
270
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,102
She was pretty crazy.
271
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,137
She was up there
In that home
272
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,639
For 10 years
Talking to herself.
273
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,974
I never visited.
274
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,509
She looked too much
Like my mother.
275
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,912
Poor louis, I'm sorry
Your grandma's dead.
276
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,814
Tiny little coffin, huh ?
277
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,082
Hmm.
278
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,550
I'm sorry I didn't
Introduce you.
279
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,752
I always get so closet-y
At these family things.
280
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,454
Butch, you get butch.
281
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,057
Hey, cousin doris,
You don't remember me ?
282
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,326
I'm lou,
Rachel's boy !
283
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,229
Lou, not louis,
Because if you say "Louis"
284
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,331
They'll hear
The sibilant "S".
285
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,698
I do not have
A sibilant "S".
286
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,367
I don't blame you,
Hiding.
287
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,136
Bloodlines, jewish curses
Are the worst.
288
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,637
I personally
Would dissolve
289
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,106
If anyone ever looked me
In the eye and said "Feh".
290
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,677
Fortunately,
Wasps don't say "Feh".
291
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:23,683
And by the way, darling,
Cousin doris is a dyke.
292
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,285
No ! Really ?
293
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,187
You don't
Notice anything.
294
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,889
If I hadn't spent the last
Four years fellating you
295
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,524
I'd swear you
Were straight.
296
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,108
You're in a pissy mood.
Cat's still missing ?
297
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,842
Not a furball in sight,
It's your fault.
298
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,211
It is ?
299
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,745
I warned you, louis,
Names are important.
300
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,147
Call an animal
Little sheba,
301
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,083
You can't expect it
To stick around.
302
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917
Beside, that's
A dog's name.
303
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,420
I wanted a dog in
The first place, not a cat !
304
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,090
He sprayed my books !
He was a female cat.
305
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,791
Cats are stupid,
High-strung predators.
306
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,094
Babylonians sealed
Them up in bricks.
307
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,529
Dogs have brains.
Cats have intuition.
308
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,964
A sharp dog is as smart as a
Really dull two-year-old child.
309
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,600
Cats know when
Something's wrong.
310
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,602
Only if you stop feeding them.
They know.
311
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,071
That's why sheba left,
'cause she knew.
312
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,739
Knew what ?
313
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,645
I did my best shirley booth
This morning.
314
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,350
Floppy slippers, housecoat,
Curlers, can of little friskies.
315
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,619
Come back,
Little sheba !
316
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,854
Come back !
317
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,526
To no avail, le chat, elle
Ne reviendra jamais, jamais.
318
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,736
See ?
319
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,272
That's just a burst
Blood vessel.
320
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,342
Not according to the best
Medical authorities.
321
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,780
What ?
322
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,449
Tell me.
323
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,385
Chaos, baby,
Lesion number one.
324
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,021
The wine dark kiss
Of the angel of death.
325
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,890
Oh, please !
326
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,292
I'm a lesionaire.
327
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,661
The foreign lesion.
328
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,329
The american lesion.
329
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,965
Lesionaire's disease.
Stop.
330
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,268
My troubles are lesion !
Will you stop ?
331
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,303
Don't you think
I'm handling this well ?
332
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,805
Bullshit !
I'm gonna die.
333
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,474
No.
Let go of my arm.
334
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,841
Let go.
335
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,143
No.
336
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:34,247
( sobbing )
337
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,684
I can't find a way
To spare you, baby.
338
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:42,689
No wall like the wall
Of hard scientific fact.
339
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,825
K.S. Wham !
340
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,461
Bang your head
On that.
341
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,797
Fuck you !
342
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,867
Now that's what I like to hear,
A mature reaction.
343
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,206
Let's go see if
The cat's come home.
344
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,975
Louis.
345
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,344
When did you
Find this ?
346
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,313
I couldn't tell you.
Why ?
347
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,815
I was scared, lou.
Of what ?
348
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,385
That you'd leave me.
349
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,421
Oh.
350
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,689
Bad timing,
Funeral and all,
351
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,993
But I figured as long as
We're on the subject of death.
352
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:25,398
Here's the bus, I have
To go bury my grandma.
353
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,070
Lou ?
354
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,005
Then you come home ?
355
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,408
Then I'll come home.
356
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,023
Washington.
357
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,660
It's an incredible honor,
Buddy--
358
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,961
I have to think.
359
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,796
Of course.
Say no.
360
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,465
You said you were
Gonna think about it.
361
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,999
I don't wanna
Move to washington.
362
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401
Well, I do.
363
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,336
It's a giant cemetery,
Huge white graves,
364
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,705
Mausoleums everywhere.
365
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,074
We could live in maryland
Or georgetown.
366
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,342
We're happy here.
367
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,943
That's not
Really true, buddy.
368
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,445
Well, happy enough,
Pretend happy.
369
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,046
It's better
Than nothing.
370
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,982
It's time to make
Some changes, harper.
371
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,350
No changes, why ?
372
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,486
I've been chief clerk
For four years.
373
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,555
I make $29,000 a year,
That's ridiculous !
374
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,757
I graduated fourth
In my class
375
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,326
And I make less
Than anyone I know.
376
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,496
And I'm tired
Of being a clerk.
377
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:33,032
I wanna go where
Something good is happening.
378
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,134
Nothing good
Happens in washington.
379
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,338
We'll forget
Church teachings
380
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:44,210
And buy furniture at conran's
And become yuppies.
381
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,112
I have too much
To do here.
382
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,947
Like what ?
383
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,982
I do have things.
384
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,351
What things ?
385
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,453
I have to finish
Painting the bedroom.
386
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,555
You've been painting
In there for over a year.
387
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,390
I know, it just
Isn't done,
388
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426
Because I never get
Time to finish it.
389
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,027
Oh, that doesn't
Make sense.
390
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,729
You have all the time
In the world.
391
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,064
You can finish it
When I'm at work.
392
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,799
I'm afraid to go
In there alone.
393
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,535
Afraid of what ?
394
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,036
I heard something
In there.
395
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,204
Metal scraping on the wall,
A man with a knife, maybe.
396
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,973
There's no one
In the bedroom, harper.
397
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,175
Not now.
Not this morning, either.
398
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,977
How do you know ?
399
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,379
You were at work
This morning.
400
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,147
There's something creepy
About this place.
401
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,749
Do you remember
"Rosemary's baby" ?
402
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,283
"Rosemary's baby" ?
403
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,685
Our apartment
Looks like that one.
404
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,053
Wasn't that apartment
In brooklyn ?
405
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,021
No.
Well, it looked like this.
406
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,857
It did !
Then let's move !
407
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,091
Georgetown's worse,
408
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,760
"The exorcist"
Was in georgetown.
409
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,262
There's a devil everywhere
You turn, huh, buddy ?
410
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,564
Yeah, everywhere.
411
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,867
How many pills
Today, buddy ?
412
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,835
None.
413
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,405
One.
414
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,942
Three, only three.
415
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,201
Thank you,
That was a lovely...
416
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,005
My grandma,
Just buried.
417
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,611
Why are there just
Two little wooden pegs
418
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,245
Holding
The lid down ?
419
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,315
So she can get out easier
If she wants to.
420
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,484
I hope she
Stays put.
421
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,921
I pretended for years
That she was already dead.
422
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,024
When they called to say
She had died it was a surprise.
423
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,159
I abandoned her.
424
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:45,131
( yiddish )
Sharfer vi di tson fun
A shlag iz an umdankbar kind.
425
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,734
I don't speak yiddish.
426
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:52,371
Sharper than a serpents tooth
Is an ungrateful child.
427
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,874
Shakespeare.
428
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,577
King lear.
429
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,647
Rabbi, what does
The holy script say
430
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,983
About someone who abandons
Someone he loves at a time
431
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,618
Of great need ?
432
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,455
Why would a person
Do such a thing ?
433
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,626
Because he has to.
434
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,598
Maybe this person can't
Incorporate sickness
435
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,133
Into his sense of how
Things are supposed to go.
436
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637
Maybe vomit and sores and
Disease really frighten him.
437
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,508
Maybe he isn't
So good with death.
438
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,616
The holy script has nothing
To say about such a person.
439
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,819
Rabbi, I'm afraid of
The crimes I may commit.
440
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,854
Please, mister !
441
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:47,059
I am a sick old rabbi facing
A long ride home to the bronx.
442
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,499
You want to confess, better
You should find a priest.
443
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,801
I'm not a catholic,
I'm a jew.
444
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,236
Worse luck for you,
Bubbulah.
445
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,972
Catholics believe
In forgiveness,
446
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,774
Jews believe
In guilt.
447
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,810
Thanks.
448
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,413
You just make sure those pegs
Are in good and tight.
449
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,549
Don't worry, mister.
450
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,218
The life she had,
She'll stay put.
451
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,588
She's better off.
452
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,169
Look...
453
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,538
I know this is
Scary for you,
454
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,472
But try to understand
What it means to me.
455
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,507
Yes.
Will you try ?
456
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,142
Good, good.
457
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,910
Really try.
458
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248
I think things are starting
To change in the world.
459
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,516
But I don't want any--
460
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,318
For the good,
Change for the good.
461
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,387
America has
Rediscovered itself.
462
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,057
Its sacred position
Among nations.
463
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,126
People aren't ashamed of that
Like they used to be.
464
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,928
This is a great thing.
465
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,697
The truth restored,
Law restored.
466
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,999
That's what president reagan's
Done, harper.
467
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,670
He says truth exists
And can be spoken proudly
468
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,505
And the country
Responds to him.
469
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,475
We become better.
470
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,177
More good.
471
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,580
I need to be
A part of that.
472
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,682
I need something big
To lift me up.
473
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,885
I mean, six years ago,
The world seemed in decline,
474
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,722
Horrible, hopeless, full
Of unsolvable problems
475
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,791
And crime and confusion,
Hunger--
476
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,560
But it still seems that way,
More now than before.
477
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,662
They say
The ozone layer is...
478
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,964
And today, out the window
On atlantic avenue
479
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,433
There was this
Schizophrenic traffic cop
480
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,935
Who was making these--
481
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,269
Will you stop it ?
I'm trying to make a point.
482
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,571
So am I !
483
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,972
You aren't even
Making sense.
484
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,440
My point is
The world seems just--
485
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,742
It only seems
That way to you,
486
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,510
Because you never go out
In the world, harper,
487
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,613
And you have
Emotional problems.
488
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,117
I do so get out
In the world.
489
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,585
No, you don't.
490
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,454
You stay in all day,
Fretting about imaginary--
491
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,489
I get out.
492
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,726
I do. You don't know
What I do.
493
00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:02,361
You don't stay in all day ?
No.
494
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,263
Yes, you do.
495
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,465
That's what
You think.
496
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,634
Where do you go ?
497
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,935
Where do you go
When you walk ?
498
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,037
And I do not have
Emotional problems ?
499
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,304
I'm sorry.
500
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,505
And if I do have
Emotional problems
501
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,874
It's from living
With you--
502
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,275
I'm sorry, buddy,
I didn't mean--
503
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,610
You should never
Have married me.
504
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:22,381
You have all these...
Secrets and lies.
505
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,883
I wanna be married
To you, harper.
506
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,753
You shouldn't,
You never should...
507
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,507
Hey, buddy.
508
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,977
Hey, buddy.
509
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,082
Buddy, kiss.
510
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,589
I heard on the radio
How to give a blow job.
511
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,025
What ?
512
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,593
Do you wanna try ?
513
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,995
You really shouldn't
Listen to that stuff.
514
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,296
Mormons can
Give blow jobs.
515
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,631
Harper--
Joe.
516
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:16,635
It was a little jewish lady
With a german accent.
517
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:21,073
Now is a good time
For me to make a baby.
518
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,128
Then they went on to a program
About holes in the ozone layer
519
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,732
Over antarctica.
520
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:51,170
Skin burns,
Birds go blind.
521
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:55,341
Icebergs melt.
522
00:27:55,441 --> 00:28:00,012
The world's
Coming to an end.
523
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,936
( sobbing )
524
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,337
Oh.
525
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,173
Um, morning.
526
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,440
Morning, counselor.
527
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,243
Sorry, I don't
Know your name.
528
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,644
No, don't bother.
529
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,114
I'm a word processor,
The lowest of the low.
530
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,649
Joe pitt, I'm with
Justice wilson.
531
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,819
I know that,
Counselor pitt, chief clerk.
532
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,454
Are you okay ?
533
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,425
Yeah, thanks.
What a nice man.
534
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,094
No, not so nice.
535
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,428
What ?
536
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,363
Not so nice.
537
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,732
Nothing.
538
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,872
( sobbing )
539
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,417
What's wrong ?
540
00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,285
Life just sucks shit.
541
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:18,290
I'm sorry ?
Oh, forget it.
542
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,491
Look, thanks
For asking.
543
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,560
Well--
544
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,896
I mean, it really
Is nice of you.
545
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:27,366
I'm sorry, sorry,
Sick friend.
546
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,101
Oh, I'm sorry.
547
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,703
Yeah, yeah, um,
Well, that's sweet.
548
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,772
Three of your colleagues
Have preceded you
549
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,707
To this baleful sight and
You're the first one to ask.
550
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:39,511
The others just opened the door,
Saw me and fled.
551
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613
I hope they had
To pee real bad.
552
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,115
They just didn't
Want to intrude.
553
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:47,486
Ha ! Reaganite heartless
Macho asshole lawyers.
554
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:48,787
Oh, that's unfair.
555
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,756
What is ?
556
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,658
Heartless, macho,
Reaganite ?
557
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,460
Lawyer ?
558
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,195
I voted for reagan.
559
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,429
You did ?
560
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,231
Twice.
561
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,000
Twice ?
562
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,302
Well, oh boy,
A gay republican !
563
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,437
Excuse me ?
Nothing.
564
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,440
I'm not...
No, forget it.
565
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,609
Republican ?
Not republican ?
566
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,879
What ?
What ?
567
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,780
Not gay,
I'm not gay.
568
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:18,250
Oh, sorry.
569
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,023
It's just that...
Yes ?
570
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,593
Well, sometimes you can tell
From the way a person sounds.
571
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:30,029
I mean, you sound--
No, I don't.
572
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:34,166
Like what ?
Like a republican.
573
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,335
Do I ?
574
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,904
Sound like a...
575
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:41,140
What, like
A republican ?
576
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,175
Or do I ?
577
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,843
Do you what ?
Sound like a...
578
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:48,280
Yeah, like a... ?
579
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,150
I'm confused.
580
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,484
Yes.
581
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,022
My name is louis but all
My friends call me "Louise".
582
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,556
I work in
Word processing.
583
00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,858
Thanks for
The toilet paper.
584
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,661
( belches )
585
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,728
I'm ready for
My close up, mr. Demille.
586
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:28,200
One wants to move through life
With elegance and grace,
587
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,738
Blossoming infrequently,
But with exquisite taste,
588
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,073
And perfect timing
589
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:41,447
Like a rare bloom,
A zebra orchid.
590
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,116
One wants,
591
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:49,688
But one so seldom gets
What one wants, does one ?
592
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,260
No, one does not.
593
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,629
One gets fucked...
594
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,898
Over.
595
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:04,002
One dies at 30,
596
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,905
Robbed of decades
Of majesty--
597
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,807
Fuck this shit !
598
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,776
Fuck this shit.
599
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,147
I look like a corpse.
600
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,983
A corpsette.
601
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,819
Oh, my queen.
602
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:24,856
You know you've
Hit rock bottom
603
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,560
When even drag
Is a drag.
604
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,664
( distant singing )
605
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,942
Are...
606
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,644
Who are you ?
607
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,347
Who are you ?
608
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,417
What are you doing
In my hallucination ?
609
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,320
I'm not in your hallucination,
You're in my dream.
610
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,188
You're wearing makeup.
611
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,756
So are you.
612
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,891
But you're a man !
613
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,427
( shrieks )
614
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,829
My hands and feet
Give it away.
615
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,899
There must be
Some mistake here.
616
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,635
I don't recognize you.
617
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,970
You're...
618
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:15,607
Are you my...
619
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,744
Some sort of imaginary friend ?
No !
620
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,179
Aren't you too old to have
Imaginary friends ?
621
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,014
I have emotional
Problems.
622
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,516
I took
Too many pills.
623
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,184
Why are you
Wearing makeup ?
624
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,620
I was in the process
Of applying the face
625
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,622
Trying to make
Myself feel better.
626
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:33,625
I swiped the new fall colors at
The clinique counter at macy's.
627
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,295
You stole these ?
628
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,796
I was out of cash.
629
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,197
It was an
Emotional emergency.
630
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,033
Joe will be so angry.
631
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,635
I promised him
No more pills.
632
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,272
These pills you keep
Alluding to--
633
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,174
Valium. I take valium,
Lots of valium.
634
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,909
And you're dancing
As fast as you can.
635
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,411
I'm not addicted.
636
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,879
I don't believe
In addiction.
637
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,146
And I nev--
638
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,449
Well, I never drink
And I never take drugs.
639
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,985
Well, smell you,
Nancy drew !
640
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,488
Except valium.
641
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,222
Except valium
In wee fistfuls.
642
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,791
It's terrible.
643
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,225
Mormons are not supposed
To be addicted to anything.
644
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,160
I'm a mormon.
645
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,629
I'm a homosexual.
646
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,230
Oh.
647
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:15,601
In my church, we don't
Believe in homosexuals.
648
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,069
In my church, we don't
Believe in mormons.
649
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,839
What church do--
650
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,810
I get it.
651
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,747
I don't
Understand this.
652
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,318
If I didn't ever
See you before and...
653
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,685
I don't think I did
654
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,521
Then I don't think
You should be here
655
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,524
In this hallucination
Because...
656
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:42,227
In my experience
The mind,
657
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,530
Which is where
Hallucinations come from
658
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,398
Shouldn't be able to make up
Anything that wasn't there
659
00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,534
To start with
That didn't enter it
660
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,269
From experience
From the real world.
661
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,406
Imagination can't create
Anything new, can it ?
662
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:59,010
It only recycles bits
And pieces from the world
663
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:04,182
And reassembles them
Into visions.
664
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,484
Am I making sense
Right now ?
665
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,919
Given the
Circumstances, yes.
666
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:12,290
So when we think we've escaped
The unbearable ordinariness
667
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:16,395
And, well, untruthfulness
Of our lives
668
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,865
It's really only the same old
Ordinariness and falseness
669
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,769
Rearranged into
The appearance of novelty
670
00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,072
And truth.
671
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,808
Nothing unknown
Is knowable.
672
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:35,313
Don't you think
It's depressing ?
673
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,783
The limitations
Of the imagination ?
674
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,451
Yes.
675
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,220
It's something you learn
After your second theme party.
676
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,023
It's all been
Done before.
677
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:49,395
The world, finite.
678
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:53,565
Terribly, terribly...
679
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:57,769
Oh, this is the most depressing
Hallucination I ever had.
680
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:01,039
Apologies, I do
Try to be amusing.
681
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,608
Oh, well,
Don't apologize.
682
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,977
You've... I can't expect
Someone who's really sick
683
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,946
To entertain me.
684
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,090
How on earth
Did you know ?
685
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,592
Oh, that happens.
686
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,094
This is the very threshold
Of revelations sometimes.
687
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,963
You can see things.
688
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,465
How sick you are.
689
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,135
Do you see anything
About me ?
690
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:32,838
Yes.
691
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,240
What ?
692
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,943
You are
Amazingly unhappy.
693
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,611
Oh, big deal.
694
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,613
You meet a valium addict
And figure out she's unhappy ?
695
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,615
That doesn't count,
Of course.
696
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,218
Something else...
Something surprising ?
697
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,254
Something surprising ?
Yes.
698
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,856
Your husband's a homo.
699
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,626
Oh, ridiculous !
700
00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,230
Really ?
701
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:01,467
Threshold of revelation.
702
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,270
Well, I don't like
Your revelations.
703
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,606
I don't think you
Intuit well at all.
704
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:11,643
Joe's a very
Normal man.
705
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:16,081
Oh god.
706
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:19,084
Oh god.
707
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:25,056
Do homos take, like,
Lots of long walks ?
708
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,494
Yes, we do.
709
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:32,798
In stretch pants
With lavender coifs.
710
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,900
I just looked at you
And there was--
711
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,268
A sort of blue streak
Of recognition--
712
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,403
Yes !
713
00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,905
Like you knew me
Incredibly well.
714
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,040
Yes.
Yes.
715
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,575
I have to go now,
Get back.
716
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:48,146
Something just...
Fell apart.
717
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,215
Oh god.
718
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:53,184
I feel so sad.
719
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,888
I know.
720
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,157
I'm sorry.
721
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,494
I usually say
"Fuck the truth",
722
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,030
But mostly
The truth fucks you.
723
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,768
I see something else
About you.
724
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,036
Oh ?
725
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,272
Deep inside you,
726
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,743
There's a part of you,
The most inner part
727
00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:23,181
Entirely free
Of disease.
728
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,818
I can see that.
729
00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,588
Is that...
730
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:32,624
That isn't true.
731
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:36,127
Threshold
Of revelation.
732
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:47,005
People come and go
So strangely here !
733
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,926
I don't think there's
Any uninfected part of me.
734
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,830
My heart is pumping
Polluted blood.
735
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,167
I feel dirty.
736
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,376
( female voice from above )
Look up.
737
00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:01,379
Hello ?
738
00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,248
Look up !
739
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,683
Who is that ?
740
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:08,319
Look up,
Prepare the way !
741
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,121
I don't see any--
742
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,557
Prepare for the parting
Of the air.
743
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:16,194
The breath,
The ascent !
744
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,863
* glory to--
745
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:21,099
( female singing from above )
746
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,313
What the fuck ?
747
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,916
Hello ?!
748
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,088
Is that it ?
749
00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,256
Hello ?
750
00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,229
Poor me.
751
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,498
Poor, poor me,
Why me ?
752
00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:56,768
Why poor, poor me ?
753
00:43:56,868 --> 00:44:00,438
Oh, I don't feel good
Right now.
754
00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,207
I really don't.
755
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,915
Harper ?
756
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,560
Where were you ?
757
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,328
Where were you ?
758
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,663
Out.
Where ?
759
00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:00,698
Just... Out,
Thinking.
760
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,967
It's late.
761
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,401
Well, I had a lot
To think about.
762
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,737
I burned dinner.
I'm sorry.
763
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,305
Not my dinner,
My dinner was fine.
764
00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,673
Your dinner.
765
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:10,375
I put it back in the oven
And turned everything up
766
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,011
As high as it could go and
I watched 'til it burned black.
767
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,580
It's still hot,
Very hot. Want it ?
768
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,882
You didn't
Have to do that.
769
00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,350
I know. It just seemed
Like the kind of thing
770
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,187
A mentally deranged sex-starved
Pill-popping housewife would do.
771
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,122
Uh-huh.
So I did it.
772
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,490
Who knows anymore
What I have to do ?
773
00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:26,691
How many pills ?
774
00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,126
A bunch,
Don't change the subject.
775
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,060
I won't talk to you.
776
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,695
No, don't do that,
I'm fine.
777
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,697
Pills are not the problem,
Not our problem.
778
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:36,567
I wanna know where you've been,
I wanna know what's going on.
779
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,635
Going on with what,
The job ?
780
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,937
Not the job !
781
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,138
Well, I said
I needed more time.
782
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,139
Not the job !
783
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,440
Mr. Cohen, I talked
To him on the phone
784
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,942
I had to hurry.
And he said not--
785
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:44,943
But I can't get you to talk
Sensibly about anything--
786
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,444
What ?!
Shut up !
787
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,347
Stick to the subject !
I don't know what that is !
788
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,350
You have something
You wanna ask me, ask me.
789
00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,022
Ask me. Go.
790
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,690
I can't,
I'm scared of you.
791
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:04,996
I'm tired,
I'm going to bed.
792
00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,676
Tell me without
Making me ask, please.
793
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,247
This is crazy.
794
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,219
When you come through
The door at night
795
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,423
Your face is never exactly
The way I remembered it.
796
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:36,027
I get surprised
By something
797
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,830
Mean and hard about
The way you look,
798
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:42,000
Even though the weight
Of you in the bed at night,
799
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:47,839
The way you breathe in
Your sleep seems unfamiliar.
800
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,807
You terrify me.
801
00:46:49,908 --> 00:46:52,077
I know who you are.
802
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,812
Yes, I'm the enemy,
That's easy.
803
00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:56,214
That doesn't change.
804
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,815
You think you're
The only one who hates sex ?
805
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,018
I do, I hate it
With you. I do.
806
00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,619
I dream that you
Batter away at me
807
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,521
'til my joints come apart
Like wax and I fall into pieces.
808
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,290
It's like
A punishment.
809
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:09,928
It was wrong of me
To marry you. I knew you...
810
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,202
It's a sin and
It's killing us both.
811
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,004
I can always tell
When you've taken pills,
812
00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:21,239
Because it makes you
Red-faced and sweaty
813
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,509
And, frankly, that's very
Often why I don't want to...
814
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,077
Because... ?
815
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,778
Because you
Aren't pretty.
816
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,848
Not like this.
817
00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,351
I have something
I wanna ask you.
818
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,320
Then ask, ask !
What the hell are you--
819
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:37,622
Are you a homo ?
820
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,124
Are you ?
821
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,562
You try to walk out
Right now,
822
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,632
I'll put your dinner back in
The oven and turn it up so high
823
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:50,001
The whole building
Will fill with smoke
824
00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:51,402
And everyone in it
Will asphyxiate.
825
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:56,174
So help me god, I will,
Now answer the question.
826
00:47:58,609 --> 00:47:59,844
What if I-- ?
827
00:47:59,945 --> 00:48:05,083
Then tell me please,
And we'll see.
828
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,255
No.
829
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,924
I'm not.
830
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,494
And I don't see what
Difference it makes.
831
00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:24,902
( hare krishna singing )
832
00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:42,153
Jews don't have any clear
Textual guide to the afterlife
833
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,323
Or even that
It exists.
834
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,626
I don't think
Much about it.
835
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:52,530
I see it as a perpetual rainy
Thursday afternoon in march.
836
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,931
Dead leaves.
837
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:57,235
Ooh, very greco roman.
838
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:58,836
It's not the verdict
That counts,
839
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,238
It's the act
Of judgment.
840
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,939
That's why I could
Never be a lawyer.
841
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,574
In court, all that matters
Is the verdict.
842
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,010
You could never
Be a lawyer
843
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,778
'cause you're over-sexed
And too distracted.
844
00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:10,048
Not distracted,
Abstracted.
845
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:12,283
I'm trying to make a point.
Namely?
846
00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,652
The shaping of the law,
Not its execution.
847
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,154
The point, dear,
The point !
848
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:19,190
That it should be the questions
In shape of a life
849
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:24,029
Its total complexity gathered,
Arranged and considered
850
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,430
Which matters
In the end.
851
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:28,266
Not some stamp of
Salvation or damnation
852
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:31,502
Which disperses
All the complexity
853
00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:34,005
In some unsatisfying
Little decision,
854
00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:36,074
The balancing
Of the scales--
855
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,476
I like this, very zen.
856
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:41,079
It's reassuringly
Incomprehensible and useless.
857
00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:44,215
We who are about to die
Thank you.
858
00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:48,519
You're not
About to die.
859
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,924
It's not going
Well, really.
860
00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,326
Two new lesions.
861
00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:58,229
My leg hurts.
862
00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:01,066
There's protein in my urine,
The doctor says,
863
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,967
But who knows what
The fuck that portends.
864
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:06,271
Anyway, it shouldn't
Be there...
865
00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:07,738
The protein.
866
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,975
My butt is chapped
From diarrhea.
867
00:50:11,076 --> 00:50:16,214
And yesterday
I shat blood.
868
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:21,986
I really hate this.
869
00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,122
You don't tell me--
870
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,856
Well, you get
Too upset !
871
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,625
I wind up
Comforting you.
872
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,794
It's easier.
873
00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,162
Oh, thanks.
874
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,332
If it's bad,
I'll tell you.
875
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,302
Shitting blood
Sounds bad to me.
876
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,171
I'm telling.
And I'm handling it.
877
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,473
Just tell me some more
About justice.
878
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,144
I am handling it.
879
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:50,381
Well, louis, you win
Trooper of the month.
880
00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:56,554
I take it back, you aren't
Trooper of the month.
881
00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,556
Oh, this isn't working.
882
00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,427
Tell me some more
About justice.
883
00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:07,132
You are not
About to die.
884
00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:09,800
Justice--
Is an immensity.
885
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,537
It's a confusing
Vastness.
886
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,472
Justice is god.
887
00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:20,345
Prior ?
888
00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:22,046
Hmm ?
889
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:24,782
You love me.
890
00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,384
Yes.
891
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,787
What if I walked out
On this ?
892
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:34,259
Would you
Hate me forever ?
893
00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,635
Yes.
894
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:06,291
I think we
Oughtta pray.
895
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,294
Ask god for help.
896
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,796
Ask him together.
897
00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,531
God won't
Talk to me.
898
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,966
I have to make up
People to talk to me.
899
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,368
You have to
Keep asking.
900
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,170
I forgot
The question.
901
00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:22,207
Oh, yeah, god,
Is my husband a homo ?
902
00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:23,541
Stop it, stop it !
903
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,410
I'm warning you !
904
00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,378
Does it make
Any difference
905
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,514
That I might be
One thing deep within ?
906
00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:32,617
No matter how wrong
Or ugly that thing is
907
00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:36,754
So long as I fought with
Everything I have to kill it ?
908
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:38,623
What do you
Want from me ?
909
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,126
What do you want from me,
Harper, more than that ?
910
00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:43,761
For god's sake,
There's nothing left !
911
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,932
I'm a shell, there's
Nothing left to kill.
912
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,669
As long as my behavior
Is what I know it has to be.
913
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:55,306
Decent, correct, that alone,
In the eyes of god--
914
00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:57,174
No, no, not that.
915
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:58,609
That's utah talk,
Mormon talk.
916
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,178
I hate it, joe,
Tell me, say it.
917
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,113
All I will say is that
I am a very good man
918
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,450
Who has worked very hard
To become good
919
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,017
And you want
To destroy that.
920
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,686
You want to destroy me,
921
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,655
But I'm not going
To let you do that.
922
00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:15,360
I'm gonna
Have a baby.
923
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,297
Liar.
You liar.
924
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,800
A baby born
Addicted to pills.
925
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,136
A baby who does not dream,
But who hallucinates,
926
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:30,074
Who stares up at us
With big mirror eyes
927
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,209
And who does not
Know who we are.
928
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:36,547
Are you really ?
929
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,848
No.
930
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,784
Yes.
931
00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,920
No, yes.
932
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:44,154
Get away from me.
933
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,991
Now we both
Have a secret.
934
00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,065
Nobody knows
What causes it,
935
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:59,136
And nobody knows
How to cure it.
936
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,273
The best theory is that
We blame a retro virus.
937
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,908
The human immuno
Deficiency virus.
938
00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:07,177
Its presence is made known
To us by the useless antibodies
939
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:10,548
Which appear in reaction to its
Entrance into the bloodstream
940
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,883
Through a cut
Or an orifice.
941
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,854
The antibodies are powerless
To protect the body against it.
942
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,424
Why ? We don't know.
943
00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,626
The body's immune system
Ceases to function.
944
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,861
Sometimes the body
Even attacks itself.
945
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:27,432
At any rate,
It's left open
946
00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:29,734
To a whole horror house
Of infections
947
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:32,503
From microbes
It usually defends against.
948
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,473
Like kaposi's sarcomas.
949
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:39,910
Those lesions on your arms
Or your throat problem,
950
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,245
Or the glands.
951
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,681
We think it may also
Be able to slip past
952
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,216
The blood brain barrier
Into the brain,
953
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:51,489
Which is, of course,
Very bad news.
954
00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:53,758
And it's fatal, and we don't
Know what percent of people
955
00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,293
With suppressed
Immune responses.
956
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:02,967
Very interesting...
957
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,370
Mr. Wizard.
958
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:08,839
But why the fuck are you
Telling me this ?
959
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:16,881
Well, I have just removed
One of three lesions,
960
00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:19,350
Which biopsy results
Will probably tell us is
961
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,419
A kaposi's sarcoma lesion,
962
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:24,254
And you have a pronounced
Swelling of glands
963
00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,357
In your neck,
Groin and armpits.
964
00:55:26,457 --> 00:55:29,126
Lymphadenopathy
Is another sign,
965
00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,362
And you have
Oral candidiasis.
966
00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:34,565
And maybe a little more fungus
Under the fingernails
967
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,401
Of two digits
On your right hand.
968
00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:40,237
So, that's why I'm...
969
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,841
Uh, this disease...
970
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,109
Syndrome.
971
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,611
Whatever.
972
00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:51,949
It afflicts mostly homosexuals
And drug addicts.
973
00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:54,118
Mostly.
974
00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:55,720
Hemophiliacs
Are also at risks.
975
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,588
Homosexuals
And drug addicts.
976
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:02,493
So why are you
Implying that I...
977
00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:06,196
What are you
Implying, henry ?
978
00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,565
I don't think I was
Implying anything.
979
00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:08,999
I'm not a drug addict.
980
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,501
Oh, come on, roy.
981
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:13,137
What ? What,
Come on, roy, what ?
982
00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,506
Do you think I'm
A junkie, henry ?
983
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:18,976
Do you see tracks ?
984
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:23,080
This is absurd.
985
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:25,082
So say it.
986
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,518
Say what ?
987
00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:30,555
Say "Roy cohn,
You are a..."
988
00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:32,757
Roy--
"You are a..." come on.
989
00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:37,394
Not "Roy cohn,
You are a drug fiend"
990
00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:40,431
"Roy marcus cohn,
You are a..."
991
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:44,034
Go on, henry,
It starts with an "H".
992
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,536
Oh, I'm not
Gonna get into--
993
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:48,072
With an "H", henry,
And it isn't hemophiliac.
994
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,441
Come on !
995
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,644
Why are you
Doing this, roy ?
996
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,179
No, I mean it,
Say it.
997
00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:59,784
Say "Roy cohn,
You are a homosexual".
998
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,321
And I will proceed
Systematically
999
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:09,426
To destroy your reputation
And your practice.
1000
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:11,829
And your career
1001
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,198
In the state
Of new york, henry,
1002
00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,033
Which you know I can do.
1003
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:23,708
Roy, you have been
Seeing me since 1958.
1004
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,442
Apart from the face lifts,
1005
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,512
I have treated you for
Everything from syphilis--
1006
00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,413
From a whore
In dallas.
1007
00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,750
From syphilis to venereal warts
In your rectum
1008
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:36,353
Which you may have gotten
From a whore in dallas.
1009
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,222
But it wasn't
A female whore.
1010
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,925
So say it.
1011
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:47,798
Roy cohn, you are...
1012
00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:53,638
You have had sex
With men.
1013
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:55,573
Many, many times, roy.
1014
00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:57,107
And one of those men
1015
00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,977
Or any number of them
Has made you very sick.
1016
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,212
You have aids.
1017
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,748
Aids ?
1018
00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:06,684
You know your
Problem, henry,
1019
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:11,722
Is that you are
Hung up on words,
1020
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,725
On labels
That you believe
1021
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,027
They mean what
They seem to mean.
1022
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,996
Aids, homosexual,
1023
00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,330
Gay, lesbian.
1024
00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:21,832
You think
These are names
1025
00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:23,267
That tells you
Who someone sleeps with.
1026
00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,468
They don't
Tell you that.
1027
00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:26,170
No ?
No.
1028
00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,639
Like all labels, they tell you
One thing and one thing only.
1029
00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:31,942
Where does an individual
So identified fit
1030
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:35,179
In the food chain.
1031
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,915
In the pecking order.
1032
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,918
Not ideology
Or sexual taste,
1033
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,486
But something
Much simpler...
1034
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,421
Clout.
1035
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,825
Not who I fuck
Or who fucks me,
1036
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:51,261
But who will pick up
The phone when I call.
1037
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,230
Who owes me favors.
1038
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:57,668
This is what
A label refers to.
1039
00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,503
Now to someone who does
Not understand this,
1040
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:03,741
Homosexual is what I am,
Because I have sex with men.
1041
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,843
But really,
This is wrong.
1042
00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:10,080
Homosexuals are not men
Who sleep with other men.
1043
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:15,185
Homosexuals are men
Who in 15 years of trying
1044
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:18,656
Cannot pass a pissant
Anti-discrimination bill
1045
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,557
Through city council !
1046
00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,761
Homosexuals are men
Who know nobody
1047
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,495
And who nobody knows,
1048
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:30,901
Who have zero clout !
1049
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,770
Does this sound
Like me, henry ?
1050
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,371
No.
1051
00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,406
No, I have clout.
1052
00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:37,908
Lots.
1053
00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:41,812
I pick up this phone,
I punch 15 numbers.
1054
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,781
You know who's
On the other end ?
1055
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,050
In under five minutes,
Henry.
1056
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:47,384
The president.
1057
00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:50,320
Better, henry.
His wife.
1058
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,623
I'm impressed.
1059
00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,324
I don't want you
To be impressed.
1060
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,893
I want you
To understand.
1061
00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:59,563
This is not sophistry
And this is not hypocrisy.
1062
00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:02,166
This is reality.
1063
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,401
I have sex with men.
1064
01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:07,705
But unlike nearly every
Other man of whom this is true
1065
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,407
I bring the guy I'm screwing
To the white house,
1066
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:14,578
And president reagan smiles
At us and shakes his hand
1067
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,848
Because what I am
1068
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:21,852
Is defined
Entirely by who I am.
1069
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,522
Roy cohn is
Not a homosexual.
1070
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:30,594
Roy cohn is
A heterosexual man, henry,
1071
01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:33,430
Who fucks around
With guys.
1072
01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,700
Okay, roy.
1073
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,670
Then what is
My diagnosis, henry ?
1074
01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,105
You have aids, roy.
1075
01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:43,507
No, henry, no.
1076
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:48,212
Aids is what
Homosexuals have.
1077
01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:51,248
I have...
1078
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,151
Liver cancer.
1079
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:07,164
Well, what ever
The fuck you have
1080
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:09,466
It's very serious.
1081
01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,869
And I haven't got
A damn thing for you.
1082
01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:17,474
The n.H.A. In bethesda
Has a new drug called e.Z.T.
1083
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,909
With a two year
Waiting list
1084
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,811
That not even I
Can get you onto.
1085
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:24,581
So pick up
The phone, roy.
1086
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,616
And dial
The 15 numbers.
1087
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,252
And tell the first lady
That you need in
1088
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,921
On an experimental
Treatment for liver cancer.
1089
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,557
Because you can call it
Any damn thing you want, roy.
1090
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:36,827
But what it
Boils down to...
1091
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,730
Is very bad news.
N thing you want, roy.
1090
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:36,827
But what it
Boils down to...
1091
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,730
Is very bad news.
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