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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,544 We feel early retirement will be the most suitable thing for you. 3 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:47,214 Stay on at St. Mary's for a few months. Stay 'til January. 4 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,520 It's time to move on, old son. 5 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,324 It's time to move on. 6 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,737 l was planning to replace him in the new year, 7 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:54,775 but in the light of the wind of it, I decided to give him the push now. 8 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:58,312 There's a young priest called Greg Pilkington. 9 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:04,117 Down south at the moment. Wants to come up here, do his bit for the inner city. 10 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,856 - What's he like ? - He's a wee bit more orthodox than you. 11 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,426 Mind you, Colonel Gaddafi'd be a wee bit more orthodox than you. 12 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,229 Yes ? 13 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,866 Oh ! Put him through. 14 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,268 Hello. Yes. 15 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,838 Fine. 16 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:28,175 Yes, I've got that. Uh-huh. 17 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:25,532 - Oh, come in, Father. 18 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,534 Hello. 19 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,639 Hello. 20 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,075 Hello, Father. 21 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:47,354 - Why did you do it ? - Because he sacked me. 22 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:51,425 - Well, we've all got to go eventually. - It was the way he did it. 23 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:56,964 I gave it my life. ln return, I got a cup of tea, a biscuit... 24 00:04:57,064 --> 00:05:00,734 and "It's time to move on, old son." 25 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:04,805 Oh, he looked up from what he was writin'. 26 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:08,175 "It's time to move on, old son." 27 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,397 Hi. Sorry I wasn't here to meet you. 28 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,100 - Matthew Thomas. - Greg Pilkington. 29 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:36,737 - Uh, Maria Kerrigan. - Hello. 30 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,839 Hello. 31 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:43,243 - So, uh, tea ? - Well, that would be nice. 32 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,614 Right. 33 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,425 Sitting Bull. 34 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:03,330 Nobility, even in defeat. 35 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:10,437 So, uh, she's our housekeeper ? 36 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,439 Yeah. 37 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:19,446 It's an article of faith-- isn't it-- somewhere between transubstantiation... 38 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,449 and papal infallibility: 39 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,452 Housekeepers must be ugly. 40 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,923 - Sorry. 41 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,092 Nice word: 42 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,096 scapegoat. 43 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:39,766 It dates back to an old Jewish custom. 44 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,637 They used to invest all the sins of the tribe into a goat. 45 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:49,443 Then kick it up the backside so it escaped into the hills taking all the sins with it. 46 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,914 And we've got a scapegoat today. 47 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:58,018 It's that mythical beast called society. 48 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,755 Drug addiction; alcoholism; 49 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,825 gambling; prostitution; violence. 50 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,394 They're not our sins anymore. 51 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:14,034 They're not the fault of the individual anymore. 52 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,403 They're society's fault. 53 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:20,607 - Well, I'm sorry, I don't understand that. 54 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,943 What did you think ? 55 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,979 lnteresting. 56 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,116 You didn't like it. 57 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:32,286 I found it offensive. 58 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:39,126 You expect less of the people because they live in a poor parish. 59 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:41,929 I find that offensive. 60 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,800 Patronizing. 61 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,969 Really ? 62 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:54,101 - Yes. 63 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,845 - Thanks. - You didn't buy any drinks. 64 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,197 Matthew. 65 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:20,754 The creation of mankind only started on the sixth day. 66 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,824 It hasn't stopped yet. 67 00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:28,529 We're taller than we were a thousand years ago. 68 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:32,866 We're fitter, faster. We live longer. 69 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,402 We're better educated. 70 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,704 More informed. 71 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,108 So, creation... 72 00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:43,810 is an ongoing process. 73 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,981 And if you interfere with it, 74 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:51,051 aren't you spitting in the face of God ? 75 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,556 If you exploit your work force, 76 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,226 - don't you spit in the face of God ? - You do. 77 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,795 If you kill and maim, 78 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:06,300 throw people out of their homes, turn your back on the elderly, 79 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:10,370 if you shut down schools and hospitals, 80 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,207 force people out on the dole-- 81 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:16,977 ln fact, if you do anything... 82 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:21,915 to prevent one single human being reaching their full potential, 83 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:25,018 aren't you interfering in creation... 84 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,689 - and spitting in the face of God ? - Yes. 85 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,962 That's what I believe. 86 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,464 That's my truth. 87 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,133 That's what made me become a priest, 88 00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:44,104 and makes me remain a priest. 89 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,107 The peace of the Lord be with you always. 90 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,109 And also with you. 91 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:53,247 Let us offer each other the sign of peace. 92 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,321 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you, son. 93 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,791 Peace be with you. 94 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,765 Peace be with you. 95 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,636 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you. 96 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,805 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you. 97 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,675 Peace be with you, Father. 98 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,311 - Peace be with you, Maggie. - Peace be with you, Father. 99 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,182 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you, Father. I know what you're thinkin': 100 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,653 Any minute now, he'll take his pants off. 101 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,490 Peace be with you. 102 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:44,097 It wasn't a sermon. It was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party. 103 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,434 - There's social sin and there's personal sin. - It's just sickening ! 104 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,671 - I think we should put more emphasis on the social. - There's just sin. 105 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:56,410 Matthew, you can't change the rules just because they don't suit you; There's just sin. 106 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,316 Are you judging me ? 107 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,652 For God's sake, get rid of her. 108 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:25,839 I was in South America for four years. 109 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,810 ln the village I was in, 110 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:34,314 you had to have a woman, otherwise you were ignored. 111 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,651 So I got one, fast. 112 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,423 Where is she now ? 113 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,326 She's still there. 114 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:50,264 - She served her purpose ? - Well, that's what you wanna hear, isn't it ? 115 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,800 So, yeah... I dumped her. 116 00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:00,140 You're very certain of yourself, aren't you, Greg ? 117 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,409 - Well, I'm not. - Yes ! 118 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,913 - A few months in this parish, you'll be a lot less certain. 119 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,016 - A few years-- - No, I've looked around at other priests-- 120 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:12,519 A few years and you'll be utterly confused. A few years-- 121 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:16,590 Those middle-aged trendy lefties jumping up with excitement every time a factory closed... 122 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:20,627 - or a war breaks out ! - A few years more and you might learn a little bit of humility. 123 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:24,665 Spiritually empty, fastening onto other people's misery, fighting other people's fights ! 124 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:28,368 Anything to fill the emptiness inside ! To hell with that ! 125 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:33,640 We're priests. We're not bloody social workers. We're priests ! 126 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,610 Sacraments; reconciliation; 127 00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:39,213 moral guidance; that's our job. 128 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,616 Moral guidance. For God's sake, Matthew. 129 00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:46,487 Moral guidance from a man with a bit on the side. 130 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,225 If you're gonna judge, you should know all the facts. 131 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:55,095 - We love each other. He's asked me to marry him. 132 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:59,500 That means him leavin' the priesthood, so I've said "No." 133 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:04,037 Oh, not because I'm a martyr to the faith. 134 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:09,576 Because one day he might regret it, and I don't want to see that look in his eyes if he does. 135 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:13,280 Anything else you should know ? 136 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,315 Oh, yeah. 137 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,852 I seduced him. He didn't seduce me. 138 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,322 I've got a few bob stashed away... 139 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:27,461 and I'm in a pension scheme in work, so we won't be destitute when he pops his clogs. 140 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:33,467 Anything else you want to know, I'll be out there washin' your pots and pans, 141 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:37,004 takin' a scrubbin' brush to your underpants. 142 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,106 Okay ? 143 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,128 I'm sorry. 144 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,565 Right. 145 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,430 Can I ask you to be discreet ? 146 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,866 Of course. 147 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,510 I was thinking of doing some home visits. 148 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,613 Counterproductive. 149 00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,782 I disagree. 150 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,121 What the bloody hell do ya think you're doin' ? 151 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,930 Nope. You put it out there. 152 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,752 Holy water. 153 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,362 Hello. ls this a Catholic home by any chance ? 154 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,431 Piss off ! 155 00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:53,874 Hello ? 156 00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:56,477 - Hello ? - Are you Catholic ? 157 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,683 - Are you Catholic ? - Who is it ? 158 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,752 - Get down. Oh, look, no one's in, mate. 159 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,788 Come on. 160 00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:25,038 - Hello. - Hello. 161 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,341 Do come in. 162 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,910 Thank you. 163 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,980 - Hi. - Hello. 164 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,015 - Please, sit down. 165 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,084 Thanks. 166 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,621 We're Jehovah Witnesses actually. 167 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,726 Through this holy anointing, may the Lord in His love-- 168 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,496 - Through this holy anointing, may the Lord in His love-- Sorry. - Put him in here. 169 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:53,734 Through this holy anointing, may the Lord in His love and mercy help you with the grace... 170 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,802 of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 171 00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:59,206 - May the Lord who frees you from sin, save you and raise you up. - Relatives stay here, please. 172 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:03,277 - Nurse, you can-- - That's my Dad. I need to go in with him. 173 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,081 Let's all leave him here. It'll be all right. 174 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:16,190 So, the Lord's my Shepherd, then ? 175 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,126 - Yeah. - And something more personal ? 176 00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,695 - Did he have a favorite song ? - Yeah. 177 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:24,631 He's gettin' cremated. 178 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:27,301 Oh, yeah. 179 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:30,571 It was "Great Balls Of Fire." 180 00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,744 - Two pints of lager. 181 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,457 You'll do yourself an injury. 182 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,433 - Hey, Fr. Greg ! - Oi. 183 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,936 Fr. Greg ! Fr. Greg ! Fr. Greg ! Fr. Greg ! 184 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:06,206 - Come on, Father, give us a song. - Fr. Greg ! Fr. Greg ! Fr. Greg ! 185 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,612 A song ! Come on, Father, give us a song ! 186 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,848 Give us a song, Father. Give us a song. 187 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,818 Uh... could I say, could I say something instead ? 188 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,087 About tomorrow. 189 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:22,856 I don't want to put a damper on things. 190 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:26,026 I know that people like to take communion at a funeral, 191 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,729 and some of you might feel that you can't. 192 00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:32,199 ln the morning, I'll be in the confessional just before we start, 193 00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:35,936 and I promise it won't get heavy. 194 00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:40,240 - Or even now in the backyard if you'd like. - No way. 195 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,442 - Not in the backyard. - Yes, well, I-- 196 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:46,413 - I have put a damper on things, haven't I ? - No, you, come on, Father. 197 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,883 Come on. Hey, Bob. Bob, go on and give us a song then. 198 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:53,086 Bobby ! Bobby ! Bobby ! Bobby ! Bobby ! 199 00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:58,792 Lovely. Go on, son. 200 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:21,748 He was a bastard, Father. 201 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:25,986 Never a day went by without me wishin' him dead. 202 00:21:28,489 --> 00:21:32,559 - But now he's gone, you miss him. - I miss him. 203 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,596 I miss the bastard. 204 00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,334 Will you absolve me, Father ? 205 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,171 - There's nothing to absolve. - Oh, please, Father ? 206 00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:51,812 God the Father of mercies, through the death and resurrection of His Son... 207 00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:55,415 has reconciled the world to Himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us... 208 00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:57,885 - for the forgiveness of sins. 209 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:35,622 - Good night, Father. 210 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:16,830 Matthew ? 211 00:24:08,215 --> 00:24:10,317 Paper, mate ? 212 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,757 Here ya are, love. 213 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,313 A pint of bitter, please. 214 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,073 Thank you. 215 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,975 Are you a Catholic ? 216 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:56,150 Takes one to know one. 217 00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:01,355 Bye. 218 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:26,273 Come in. 219 00:28:30,611 --> 00:28:34,248 You, uh, you switched the light off in the hall. 220 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,483 Yeah. 221 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:40,554 Yeah, well, uh... I always keep it on. 222 00:28:40,654 --> 00:28:43,690 "At my window a little light will keep burning. 223 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:47,461 All may come in. The arms of a friend are waiting." 224 00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:50,164 Tammy Wynette ? 225 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:55,135 It's, um... John the 23rd, actually. 226 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,742 Do you wanna talk ? 227 00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:05,145 I'm a bit tired. 228 00:29:07,548 --> 00:29:10,551 Okay. Good night. 229 00:29:10,651 --> 00:29:12,953 Good night. 230 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:25,766 It's doin' me head in, this predestination business. Honest to God, it is. 231 00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:29,903 And Judas and all that, yeah. I mean, he redeemed us, didn't he ? 232 00:29:30,003 --> 00:29:32,206 Judas, not Christ. 233 00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:35,709 All Christ had to do was go to the cross and-- bang, that's it. 234 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,846 He's in Heaven and we all worship the ground He walks on. 235 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:43,050 Poor old Judas, he's got to betray Him, then hang himself, 236 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:46,186 then go down in history as a right dirty bastard. 237 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:48,722 Now, that's sacrifice, ya know what I mean ? 238 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:51,225 But God made him, do ya know what I mean ? 239 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:54,728 Judas, Saddam, Adolph and Joe, He made 'em. 240 00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:57,364 Now, that's a bit tight on the human race. You know what I mean ? 241 00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,533 but it's even tighter on them, isn't it ? 242 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:03,470 I mean, could you imagine them queuing up to be born and God turnin' 'round saying, 243 00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:07,774 "Listen, Saddam, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're gonna be a tyrant. 244 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:11,278 You're gonna gas the Kurds and destroy lraq." 245 00:30:11,345 --> 00:30:14,481 -Well, he'd say, "No, ta, I'll go to the back of the queue if it's all right ?" -Hi. 246 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:17,317 Well, wouldn't you ? 247 00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:18,952 Hey ! 248 00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:21,421 - Somethin' wrong ? - Uh, no. 249 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:24,124 No ? Sure ? 250 00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:46,113 - Good morning. - Good morning, Father. 251 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,184 - And how many do you smoke ? - About ten. 252 00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:56,690 - A day ? - Yeah. 253 00:30:56,757 --> 00:31:00,694 - Well, how do you pay for them ? - I use me dinner money. 254 00:31:00,794 --> 00:31:05,732 - What ? So you don't eat ? - I rob Lisa Unsworth's butties. 255 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:07,768 Well, that's got to stop. 256 00:31:07,835 --> 00:31:12,039 It will ! She brings cheese and onion now and she knows I can't stand 'em. 257 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:18,679 Well, suppose someone robbed your car ? 258 00:31:18,779 --> 00:31:22,082 - I haven't got one. - Well, suppose you had ? 259 00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:25,452 - I'd get a weed on. Yeah. - Exactly. 260 00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:27,654 I'd get a... "weed on" too. 261 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:30,958 - You haven't got a car. - Well, Fr. Matthew's ? 262 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:34,094 - That won't get robbed, though, will it ? - Because he's a priest ? 263 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:37,297 Because it's crap. 264 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:41,135 Through the ministry of the church, may God give you pardon and peace. 265 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:45,205 And I absolve you from your sins. ln the name of the Father, and of the Son, 266 00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:48,976 and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 267 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,516 That's it, Lisa. 268 00:31:59,887 --> 00:32:03,056 There are others waiting. 269 00:32:03,157 --> 00:32:05,759 He makes me do things. 270 00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:10,531 - Who ? - My dad. 271 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,036 What sort of things ? 272 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:18,472 All sorts. 273 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:23,110 Sex ? 274 00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:30,117 Does your mother know ? 275 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,188 You must tell her. 276 00:32:41,495 --> 00:32:44,598 Tell him it's got to stop. 277 00:32:44,698 --> 00:32:49,336 Tell him you've seen me and I said it's got to stop. 278 00:32:52,172 --> 00:32:54,274 Promise ? 279 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:58,779 And you'll come back and see me ? 280 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:19,967 Ahhh. 281 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:28,675 - The Body of Christ. - Amen. 282 00:33:28,742 --> 00:33:30,844 - The Body of Christ. - Amen. 283 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:33,046 - The Body of Christ. - Amen. 284 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,385 - The Body of Christ. - Amen. 285 00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:40,921 - The Body of Christ. - Amen. 286 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:46,660 Amen. 287 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,163 The Body of Christ. 288 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,966 The Body of Christ. 289 00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:21,061 - Father ? - Yeah ? 290 00:34:21,161 --> 00:34:23,797 Keep your nose out of my business. 291 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,951 You shouldn't have come here. 292 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:23,090 I came here to see you. 293 00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:31,431 Are we going to see each other again ? 294 00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:42,142 Look... 295 00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:46,847 phone me. 296 00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:51,118 Take it. 297 00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,919 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 298 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:33,927 May the Lord be in your heart and help you to confess your sins with true sorrow. 299 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:39,099 What did she say ? 300 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:42,136 I can't tell you that. 301 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:45,739 She's my daughter. 302 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:50,177 I can't break the seal of the confessional. You know that. 303 00:36:50,244 --> 00:36:53,680 A man once paid 24,000 pieces of silver... 304 00:36:53,747 --> 00:36:56,917 for the right to commit incest. 305 00:36:57,017 --> 00:37:00,154 Do you know who sold him that right ? 306 00:37:00,254 --> 00:37:02,723 Pope Alexander Vl. 307 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,892 lncest is evil. 308 00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:06,960 lncest is human. 309 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:10,931 - It's the most natural thing in the world. - The most unnatural. 310 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:15,068 Of course, 311 00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:18,739 you're the expert, aren't you, Father ? 312 00:37:18,839 --> 00:37:21,074 You've never been with a woman, 313 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:24,778 let alone fathered a child, but you're the bloody expert. 314 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:30,517 You ask any man-- any proper man-- you ask him, 315 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:33,954 when does he stop pattin' his daughter's bum ? 316 00:37:34,021 --> 00:37:37,591 When she's 12 ? When she's 14 ? 317 00:37:38,892 --> 00:37:42,196 And why does he stop pattin' it ? 318 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:45,999 'Cause she doesn't like it ? 'Cause he doesn't like it ? 319 00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:50,204 Or... 'cause he does like it, but, uh... 320 00:37:50,304 --> 00:37:54,141 where's it gonna stop, huh ? 321 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:58,545 I've dedicated my life to the study of incest... 322 00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:01,682 and there's nothing anyone can tell me about it. 323 00:38:01,782 --> 00:38:05,853 - Least of all you. - I can tell you it's a sin. 324 00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:09,890 It's one of the gravest sins of all. 325 00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:14,962 Can I have your permission to talk to someone about this ? 326 00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:17,531 There's help available... 327 00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:19,967 - and therapy. - I don't need help. 328 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,336 I don't need therapy. 329 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:27,141 I'm not your textbook case. I'm no sexual inadequate. 330 00:38:27,241 --> 00:38:30,444 I've just seen through all the bullshit, that's all. 331 00:38:30,544 --> 00:38:34,148 lnhuman, is it ? Unthinkable ? 332 00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:37,618 So why go to all the trouble of making laws against it ? 333 00:38:37,684 --> 00:38:41,121 Why does every society in the world put a taboo around it ? 334 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:43,991 I'll tell you why. 335 00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:48,195 It's the one thing... we'd all like to do. 336 00:38:48,295 --> 00:38:50,764 Deep down. 337 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,433 - ln here. 338 00:38:55,869 --> 00:38:58,238 And what does Lisa think ? 339 00:39:25,966 --> 00:39:29,136 All right, okay. Quiet for a minute. 340 00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:31,705 Listen, please. Listen. 341 00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:35,476 Can anybody tell me what this song is really about ? 342 00:39:35,576 --> 00:39:37,511 - Shaggin', Father. 343 00:39:37,578 --> 00:39:41,081 Wrong, no. Can anybody give me a more sensible answer to this ? 344 00:39:41,181 --> 00:39:44,585 It's about... relationships. 345 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:48,288 Yes, right, absolutely. It is about relationships. 346 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:51,091 What is the most essential part of a relationship ? 347 00:39:51,191 --> 00:39:55,028 - Love, Father. - Absolutely right. Love. 348 00:39:55,095 --> 00:40:00,033 - Passionate commitment from one human being to another. 349 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,849 Get Miss Shaughnessy. 350 00:40:15,949 --> 00:40:18,919 It's all right, Lisa. It's okay. It's okay. It's all right. 351 00:40:19,019 --> 00:40:21,155 Get Miss Shaughnessy now ! 352 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:26,126 Okay. Okay, Lisa. Shh. Shh. 353 00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:35,636 Lisa, can I have your permission to talk to your mother... 354 00:40:35,702 --> 00:40:38,672 - about what you told me ? - No. 355 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:44,011 - ls there anyone else you'd like me to talk to ? - No. 356 00:40:47,915 --> 00:40:51,351 You must come and see me again. 357 00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:55,088 Do you promise ? 358 00:40:55,155 --> 00:40:58,725 - Here we are, chief. - You promised last time. 359 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:03,564 Look at me. Look at me ! 360 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:06,333 Promise. 361 00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:12,673 Come on, Chicken. Thanks very much, Fr. Greg. Will you come in for a cup of tea ? 362 00:41:12,739 --> 00:41:14,675 Yes, thanks. 363 00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:17,144 - Thank you. 364 00:41:17,211 --> 00:41:20,280 - Lise. - Ta. 365 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:24,785 It could be an adolescent thing ? Apparently it happens to kids of her age. 366 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,423 Lisa ! 367 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:34,027 - Hello, Father. - Hello. 368 00:41:34,094 --> 00:41:36,930 Fr. Greg brought her home. 369 00:41:36,997 --> 00:41:41,068 - Do you want a cup of tea, love ? - Yeah. Thanks, love. 370 00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:43,871 Hey. You okay ? 371 00:41:43,971 --> 00:41:46,473 Yeah. 372 00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:49,176 So... what brought it on ? 373 00:41:49,276 --> 00:41:51,879 I don't know. 374 00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:54,047 And where were you ? 375 00:41:54,148 --> 00:41:57,084 - ln class. - Class ? 376 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,588 You all right now ? 377 00:42:02,656 --> 00:42:04,591 That's a girl. 378 00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:09,596 - There ya go, Phil. - Thanks, love. 379 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:19,706 - Maybe you shouldn't leave her on her own. - Oh, we don't. 380 00:42:19,773 --> 00:42:22,676 If I'm not with her, Phil is. 381 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:26,413 Fr. Greg, did you get a new cartridge ? 382 00:42:26,513 --> 00:42:28,582 - Sorry ? - For the photocopier ? 383 00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:33,287 I've got 300 Housing Action sheets to do. 384 00:42:33,387 --> 00:42:35,522 Bye. 385 00:42:35,622 --> 00:42:38,625 Bye, then. Thanks again. 386 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:57,845 You all right ? 387 00:42:57,945 --> 00:42:59,880 Yes. 388 00:43:28,942 --> 00:43:31,545 I can't go into details. 389 00:43:31,645 --> 00:43:35,482 If I intervene, I could stop someone's suffering, 390 00:43:35,549 --> 00:43:37,618 but that means-- 391 00:43:37,718 --> 00:43:40,687 Breaking the seal of the confessional, yeah. 392 00:43:42,523 --> 00:43:45,459 I know what you're going through. 393 00:43:54,001 --> 00:43:56,470 What would you do ? 394 00:44:02,075 --> 00:44:04,445 I'd drop a hint. 395 00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:11,318 Um, Lisa Unsworth doesn't look too good. 396 00:44:11,385 --> 00:44:14,354 It's these fits, they get her down. 397 00:44:14,421 --> 00:44:16,890 Do you think it's that ? 398 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:20,928 - Or do you think it might be something else ? 399 00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:27,134 - From the Parish team listed below. 400 00:44:29,369 --> 00:44:32,139 Hello. St. Mary's. Fr. Greg speaking. 401 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:36,643 It's Sister Kevin here. That young girl you mentioned, 402 00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:39,780 - there is something else. - Oh ? 403 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,583 There's a big lump of a bully standing in front of me, 404 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,886 and she's been stealing Lisa's packed lunch. 405 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,089 Right. Well-- 406 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:51,592 - Thank you for letting me know. - Thank you. 407 00:44:51,658 --> 00:44:53,594 Good-bye. 408 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:58,398 - Right, Fr. Greg, I'll get this over to Brian. - Okay. 409 00:45:23,724 --> 00:45:27,694 Hello. Social Services. Social Services. 410 00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:32,099 - I need to speak to someone about a child at risk. - Hold on, please. 411 00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:38,939 Hello. Can I help you ? Can I help you ? 412 00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:41,475 - No. 413 00:45:42,743 --> 00:45:46,079 - Yeah, ta-ta, Phil. - Ta-ta, Chris. See ya. 414 00:45:57,357 --> 00:45:59,993 - Yeah ? - It's got to stop. 415 00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:05,132 Look, she's taking fits because of what you're doin'. 416 00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:08,335 Piss off ! 417 00:46:09,336 --> 00:46:11,305 All right ? 418 00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:41,602 They used to ask a question when we were in seminary. 419 00:46:41,702 --> 00:46:44,404 - It was a sort of standard question. 420 00:46:44,505 --> 00:46:48,475 A man tells you in confession that he's poisoned the altar wine. 421 00:46:48,575 --> 00:46:51,512 Do you still go out and say Mass ? 422 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:54,581 Oh, thanks. 423 00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:58,819 No, I had no problem with that. 424 00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:02,756 I'd go out and say Mass, drink the wine. 425 00:47:02,823 --> 00:47:06,627 There's a bit of the martyr in all of us. 426 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:10,164 But when it's not you suffering, 427 00:47:10,264 --> 00:47:12,733 when it's someone else suffering, 428 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,769 and you know you could stop it just by speaking out-- 429 00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:18,505 Geronimo ! Give us a cup of coffee. Go ahead. 430 00:47:18,605 --> 00:47:20,541 - Bugger off ! - There it is. 431 00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:23,877 - Just leave my flask. Leave my flask ! Don't touch that. - Come on. 432 00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:25,913 - What's wrong with ya ? - Just beat it ! 433 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:28,148 Come on, give us a swig. 434 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:31,084 Not very nice, is it, eh ? 435 00:47:31,151 --> 00:47:33,754 Not very Christian ! 436 00:47:41,795 --> 00:47:45,732 He wasn't human enough, the Son of God. 437 00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:48,368 He had certainty. 438 00:47:48,469 --> 00:47:53,941 Heaven, everlasting life, He knew it all with absolute certainty. 439 00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:59,079 Well, give me that, and, fine, no problem, you can crucify me as well. 440 00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:02,149 All the agonies of the world, no bloody problem whatsoever... 441 00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:05,586 because I'd be certain that God exists. 442 00:48:07,921 --> 00:48:10,824 But I'm not certain. 443 00:48:10,891 --> 00:48:13,393 All I've got is faith. 444 00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:17,631 Then something evil comes along, 445 00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:20,434 grinning, sickening evil, 446 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:25,806 and faith just runs away in terror. 447 00:48:25,873 --> 00:48:28,408 Do you want to come back to my place ? 448 00:49:03,710 --> 00:49:05,879 The day before He suffered, 449 00:49:05,979 --> 00:49:09,583 He took bread in His sacred hands, 450 00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:13,420 and looking up to Heaven, to You, His almighty Father, 451 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,423 He gave You thanks and praise. 452 00:49:16,490 --> 00:49:21,195 He broke the bread, gave it to His disciples and said, 453 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:25,065 "Take this... all of you and eat it. 454 00:49:27,401 --> 00:49:29,803 This is My body... 455 00:49:29,870 --> 00:49:33,307 which will be given up for you." 456 00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:51,458 When supper was ended, He took the cup. 457 00:49:51,558 --> 00:49:54,928 Again, He gave You thanks and praise. 458 00:49:54,995 --> 00:49:58,232 Gave the cup to His disciples and said, 459 00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:02,336 "Take this, all of you, and drink from it. 460 00:50:03,537 --> 00:50:05,773 This is the cup of My blood, 461 00:50:05,873 --> 00:50:09,276 the blood of the new and everlasting covenant. 462 00:50:09,343 --> 00:50:11,945 It will shed for you and for all, 463 00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:19,286 so that sins may be forgiven. 464 00:50:22,589 --> 00:50:26,093 Do this... in memory of Me." 465 00:50:29,830 --> 00:50:31,465 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 466 00:50:31,565 --> 00:50:34,501 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 467 00:50:36,904 --> 00:50:39,306 - Amen. 468 00:50:40,507 --> 00:50:42,509 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 469 00:50:42,609 --> 00:50:45,979 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 470 00:50:47,714 --> 00:50:50,017 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 471 00:50:50,117 --> 00:50:52,986 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 472 00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:55,355 Body of Christ. 473 00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:59,626 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 474 00:51:02,095 --> 00:51:04,598 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 475 00:51:11,505 --> 00:51:13,740 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 476 00:51:37,631 --> 00:51:40,334 - Amen. 477 00:51:42,503 --> 00:51:45,339 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 478 00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:49,943 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 479 00:51:57,918 --> 00:51:59,853 Who was he ? 480 00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:03,023 No idea. 481 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:07,494 And you couldn't give him communion ? 482 00:52:07,594 --> 00:52:10,130 No. 483 00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:13,000 I never denied anyone communion. 484 00:52:15,769 --> 00:52:19,006 They had more right to receive it than I had to give it. 485 00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:26,180 Have you always been celibate ? 486 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,183 But I'm not proud of it. 487 00:52:29,283 --> 00:52:32,019 It's a gift from God. 488 00:52:32,085 --> 00:52:34,521 He gave me the gift of celibacy. 489 00:52:34,621 --> 00:52:37,858 He gave you certainty of vocation. 490 00:52:38,959 --> 00:52:41,261 Two totally different gifts. 491 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:45,265 I want both. 492 00:52:45,365 --> 00:52:48,469 Ah, now, that's being greedy. 493 00:52:54,808 --> 00:52:56,910 Sitting in my room, sweating. 494 00:52:59,947 --> 00:53:02,483 I turn to him for help. 495 00:53:04,585 --> 00:53:07,521 I see a naked man... 496 00:53:07,621 --> 00:53:09,523 utterly desirable. 497 00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:14,294 I turn to him for help and he just makes it worse. 498 00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:21,535 Up there in my room... 499 00:53:21,635 --> 00:53:23,704 that's my Gethsemane. 500 00:53:23,771 --> 00:53:27,708 I understand humanity then; every sin, every compulsion. 501 00:53:27,775 --> 00:53:30,344 I understand it all. 502 00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:33,213 Saliva, racing pulse, adrenaline; 503 00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:36,316 the ecstasy before the fall. 504 00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,253 And, Matthew-- 505 00:53:41,054 --> 00:53:44,324 What I should say is, Matthew, I can't smile and hug... 506 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:47,060 and preach the beauty of creation, 507 00:53:47,161 --> 00:53:52,199 because inside here there's just sin and sickness and evil and-- 508 00:53:58,338 --> 00:54:00,274 Whoa. 509 00:54:05,712 --> 00:54:08,382 I was going to get out, Greg, 510 00:54:08,449 --> 00:54:10,884 when I was your age. 511 00:54:10,984 --> 00:54:13,954 But it would've broken my mother's heart. 512 00:54:15,989 --> 00:54:17,891 So I waited. 513 00:54:18,992 --> 00:54:21,428 By the time she died... 514 00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:23,430 it was too late. 515 00:54:23,530 --> 00:54:26,767 There was nothing else I could do. 516 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:29,436 Get out now, Greg, 517 00:54:29,536 --> 00:54:33,173 while you still have your health and strength. 518 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:37,111 Love who you want, when you want. 519 00:54:38,212 --> 00:54:40,114 Get out. 520 00:54:42,182 --> 00:54:44,585 I can't get out. 521 00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:48,922 God wants me to be a priest. 522 00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:54,728 I don't think it, I don't just... believe it. 523 00:54:55,829 --> 00:54:57,731 I know it. 524 00:55:02,503 --> 00:55:06,206 I'll pray for you. 525 00:55:06,306 --> 00:55:09,243 And what about them new flats they built, eh ? You remember them, don't you ? 526 00:55:09,343 --> 00:55:11,378 I know what you're gonna say, Tommy. 527 00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:14,181 They rent them in no time at all. It's houses they want... 528 00:55:14,248 --> 00:55:16,517 with a front and a back garden. 529 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,620 - That is what they want. - Yeah, you're right. Those flats are what they wanted. 530 00:55:19,686 --> 00:55:22,456 And they rent them in no time at all ! 531 00:55:22,523 --> 00:55:25,826 Look, what I'm saying is housing isn't the answer on its own. 532 00:55:25,893 --> 00:55:29,263 There's a whole load of other stuff. I mean, jobs for a start. 533 00:55:29,329 --> 00:55:31,832 How's Lisa ? 534 00:55:31,899 --> 00:55:36,470 Um-- Uh, well, she's fine. Uh, she's with her dad. 535 00:55:36,537 --> 00:55:38,572 Just a minute, let's get one thing quite straight, ehh-- 536 00:55:38,672 --> 00:55:42,176 Before you put 'em in decent houses you gotta get 'em a decent education, decent jobs... 537 00:55:42,276 --> 00:55:45,412 - and decent God knows what ! - That is not what I'm saying, Tommy. 538 00:55:45,512 --> 00:55:47,414 What're you gonna do with us then ? 539 00:55:47,514 --> 00:55:51,018 Maroon us all on a desert island until you've got everything just there ? 540 00:55:51,084 --> 00:55:54,788 You can't just put 'em in a house with hot and cold water and say, "There you go. 541 00:55:54,888 --> 00:56:00,194 That's my bit." I'm talking about values. I'm talking about changing attitudes. 542 00:56:00,294 --> 00:56:02,362 - God, give me patience ! - Changing attitudes takes... 543 00:56:02,463 --> 00:56:05,299 a bit of money and it takes education. 544 00:56:09,069 --> 00:56:12,005 I'm sorry, I can't go on with this. 545 00:56:12,106 --> 00:56:14,208 There you are. It must've been 546 00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:15,342 something you said. 547 00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:29,356 Do something ! 548 00:56:29,456 --> 00:56:34,228 Don't just hang there, you smug, idle bastard ! Do something ! 549 00:56:34,328 --> 00:56:36,730 Feminists and liberals, that's all you need, isn't it ? 550 00:56:42,202 --> 00:56:45,239 Ooh ! Early finish, eh, Philly ? 551 00:56:45,339 --> 00:56:48,308 I'm gonna tell someone. That's what you'd do. 552 00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:51,779 She's a 14-year-old girl. You wouldn't see her suffer. 553 00:56:51,879 --> 00:56:54,214 You'd say, you'd say, "This girl is me. 554 00:56:54,314 --> 00:56:58,786 This girl is all-suffering humanity. For this I came." 555 00:56:58,886 --> 00:57:03,390 You wouldn't give a damn about the church and its rules and its regulations. 556 00:57:03,490 --> 00:57:06,493 The secrecy of confession-- How can that be good... 557 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:08,996 when it allows evil to thrive ? 558 00:57:10,697 --> 00:57:13,333 You'd speak out ! 559 00:57:13,434 --> 00:57:16,703 You'd speak out. I know you'd speak out. 560 00:57:16,804 --> 00:57:19,273 - Our Father who art in heaven, 561 00:57:19,339 --> 00:57:21,442 hallowed be Thy name. 562 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:24,478 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 563 00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,314 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses... 564 00:57:27,381 --> 00:57:30,350 - as we forgive those who trespass against us. - Hiya. 565 00:57:30,451 --> 00:57:35,022 - And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen. - Mmm. 566 00:57:35,089 --> 00:57:38,625 But you could speak out. You were the Son of God, for God's sake. 567 00:57:38,725 --> 00:57:43,063 You could make the rules. You were the Son of God. I'm not ! 568 00:57:43,163 --> 00:57:46,834 I'm just a priest. I'm a, I'm a, tuppence, ha'penny priest... 569 00:57:46,934 --> 00:57:51,105 - and I can't take on 2,000 years of history ! 570 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,975 That would be pride. That would be arrogance. 571 00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:57,411 They'd, they'd crucify me. 572 00:57:58,479 --> 00:58:00,914 Our Father who art in heaven, 573 00:58:01,014 --> 00:58:03,417 hallowed be Thy name. 574 00:58:03,484 --> 00:58:06,987 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 575 00:58:07,054 --> 00:58:09,490 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses... 576 00:58:09,590 --> 00:58:12,092 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 577 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:15,395 And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen. 578 00:58:17,397 --> 00:58:21,301 I look around for an example. I'm in the depths of despair. 579 00:58:21,401 --> 00:58:24,772 I look around for an example, and all there is is you. 580 00:58:24,872 --> 00:58:29,743 But you perform miracles. You change water into wine. 581 00:58:29,843 --> 00:58:32,513 You raise the dead. You, you cured the sick. 582 00:58:32,613 --> 00:58:36,750 What kind of example is that ? How could you possibly know despair ? 583 00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:41,188 "Oh, well, I'm feeling a bit low today. I think I'll, I'll raise somebody from the dead." 584 00:58:41,255 --> 00:58:45,659 How could you, with that kind of power, know what I'm going through right now ? 585 00:58:45,726 --> 00:58:48,162 Lisa ! 586 00:59:01,542 --> 00:59:03,477 No, no. 587 00:59:04,645 --> 00:59:08,449 - No, no, no. - What are you doin' ? 588 00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:15,055 What're you doin', Phil ? What're you doin' ? 589 00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:18,358 What're you doin' ? What're you doin' ? What're you doin' ? 590 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:21,795 - You animal, you animal, you animal, you animal ! 591 00:59:21,895 --> 00:59:26,700 Get down them stairs now ! Get down ! Get down them stairs now ! 592 00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:30,204 -Maggie ! - You animal ! You animal ! 593 00:59:30,304 --> 00:59:32,206 Listen to me, Maggie ! 594 00:59:32,306 --> 00:59:34,708 - It's Phil ! Listen ! - Oh, God ! Oh, God ! 595 00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:39,947 - Maggie ! It's me ! - Oh, God ! You're an animal ! You're an animal ! 596 00:59:40,013 --> 00:59:42,483 Our Father who art in heaven, 597 00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:44,985 - Maggie ! - hallowed be Thy name. 598 00:59:45,052 --> 00:59:48,155 - Listen to me ! - Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth... 599 00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:50,157 - Calm down ! - as it is in heaven. 600 00:59:50,224 --> 00:59:53,393 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses... 601 00:59:53,494 --> 00:59:56,663 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 602 00:59:56,764 --> 01:00:00,801 And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen. 603 01:00:00,868 --> 01:00:02,803 - Get out ! - Yeah, right ! 604 01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:07,074 Get out ! Get out of our house ! 605 01:00:09,676 --> 01:00:13,180 Get out, get out, get out, get out. 606 01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:19,720 Lisa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 607 01:00:19,787 --> 01:00:22,089 Sorry. 608 01:00:22,156 --> 01:00:27,728 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry. 609 01:00:35,335 --> 01:00:37,271 Careful. 610 01:00:37,337 --> 01:00:40,541 And this is the eighth: 611 01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,944 - "Jesus Meets the Sorrowing Women." 612 01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:46,413 You can see the women crying because... 613 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,683 Jesus is in such a pitiful state. 614 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:52,553 Jesus doesn't want their tears. 615 01:00:52,653 --> 01:00:56,056 He's saying to them, "Weep not for me, 616 01:00:56,123 --> 01:00:58,725 but for thy children." 617 01:00:58,826 --> 01:01:02,663 The prayer we usually say here goes, 618 01:01:02,729 --> 01:01:05,099 - "My Jesus, laden with sorrows, 619 01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:09,903 I weep for the offenses I have committed." 620 01:01:11,371 --> 01:01:13,273 You knew. 621 01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:24,651 You knew. 622 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,589 What kinda man are ya ? 623 01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:38,532 The ninth is, uh... 624 01:01:40,501 --> 01:01:42,870 "Our Lord Falls for the Third Time." 625 01:01:44,404 --> 01:01:46,840 I hope you burn in hell. 626 01:02:34,455 --> 01:02:36,723 - That's a good one. 627 01:02:57,111 --> 01:02:58,679 Hi. 628 01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:11,191 Well, what did you expect ? You treated me like a bloody leper ! 629 01:03:12,726 --> 01:03:15,696 And for God's sake, grow up, Greg ! 630 01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:58,972 I love you. 631 01:04:47,755 --> 01:04:52,292 - Shit ! - Oh, God ! 632 01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:55,529 Dates of birth ? 633 01:04:55,596 --> 01:04:58,632 Twentieth of September, 1964. 634 01:04:58,699 --> 01:05:00,634 Occupation ? 635 01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:05,172 What's your job ? 636 01:05:11,979 --> 01:05:13,881 Priest. 637 01:05:13,981 --> 01:05:16,316 Catholic ? 638 01:05:16,383 --> 01:05:18,552 Yeah. 639 01:05:18,619 --> 01:05:21,388 You little devil ! 640 01:05:39,807 --> 01:05:41,742 Guilty. 641 01:05:41,809 --> 01:05:44,878 - How long have you been a priest ? 642 01:05:44,945 --> 01:05:49,183 How long have you been a priest ? 643 01:05:49,283 --> 01:05:52,086 It's in your interest to talk to me; 644 01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:54,354 put your side of the story. 645 01:06:52,413 --> 01:06:57,351 Greg ? 646 01:06:57,418 --> 01:07:01,221 Shit ! 647 01:07:05,993 --> 01:07:11,098 Greg. Greg ? 648 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,439 - Aaah ! - What've you done ! 649 01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:21,675 - God ! Don't touch me ! - It's all right. 650 01:07:21,742 --> 01:07:23,844 - Hang on. 651 01:07:31,652 --> 01:07:35,856 Oh, God ! Oh, God ! 652 01:07:40,694 --> 01:07:43,130 - Oh ! - It had slipped out. 653 01:07:43,197 --> 01:07:45,132 Jesus. Jesus. 654 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,135 Oh. 655 01:07:54,808 --> 01:07:57,678 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 656 01:07:59,613 --> 01:08:02,182 Why didn't you tell me ? 657 01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:07,254 I tried. I couldn't. 658 01:08:09,490 --> 01:08:12,192 What're you gonna do ? 659 01:08:16,864 --> 01:08:19,867 We'll say Mass together. 660 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:25,539 We'll quote John, Chapter Eight: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." 661 01:08:28,909 --> 01:08:31,745 - I can't do that. - Oh, you've gotta do it. 662 01:08:31,812 --> 01:08:35,416 No, you see, I can't. I've just taken 24 paracetamol. 663 01:08:38,152 --> 01:08:42,823 - All done. 664 01:08:49,263 --> 01:08:51,565 - Yes ? - Good news. He'll live. 665 01:08:51,632 --> 01:08:55,269 - That's good news ? 666 01:08:57,604 --> 01:09:00,240 Compassion, ladies and gentlemen. 667 01:09:00,307 --> 01:09:04,011 You sin, you go to a priest, you expect compassion. 668 01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:08,148 If you expect it from him, shouldn't he expect it from you ? 669 01:09:08,215 --> 01:09:11,985 Compassion, forgiveness, understanding. 670 01:09:12,052 --> 01:09:14,154 Has the Pope said anything about this ? 671 01:09:14,221 --> 01:09:16,657 He's got the right to some privacy ! 672 01:09:16,723 --> 01:09:19,960 What's Matthew been saying ? 673 01:09:20,027 --> 01:09:22,463 Well, he's been very supportive. 674 01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:26,633 He thinks... being gay has made me a good priest; 675 01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:30,104 human, compassionate. 676 01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:34,341 He thinks that all that's happened recently has made me a better one; 677 01:09:34,408 --> 01:09:38,011 more human... more compassionate. 678 01:09:38,078 --> 01:09:42,382 Go out and commit mass murder, he'd want you canonized. 679 01:09:42,449 --> 01:09:46,453 When you say you want to carry on serving God-- 680 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,455 Well, that's good. 681 01:09:48,522 --> 01:09:51,158 The best way for you to serve God is to disappear. 682 01:09:51,225 --> 01:09:55,362 The best way for you to serve God is to piss off out of my diocese. ls that clear ? 683 01:09:55,429 --> 01:09:58,132 Yes. 684 01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:00,134 Good. 685 01:10:01,568 --> 01:10:04,905 Here, I brought you some grapes. 686 01:10:11,044 --> 01:10:12,980 Thank you. 687 01:10:13,046 --> 01:10:15,749 Betty and George Hunt ask our prayers for Betty's sister... 688 01:10:15,816 --> 01:10:18,018 who's recovering from an operation. 689 01:10:18,085 --> 01:10:20,521 Jean Parkinson gave birth two days ago, but the baby's... 690 01:10:20,587 --> 01:10:25,259 not all that well, and so we remember Jean and her baby daughter in our prayers. 691 01:10:25,325 --> 01:10:27,995 Charles and Ruth ask for our prayers for their son, John, 692 01:10:28,061 --> 01:10:31,131 who's in hospital after a road accident. 693 01:10:31,198 --> 01:10:36,537 And of course, Katy Bull asks for our continuing prayers for her husband, Kevin. 694 01:10:36,603 --> 01:10:39,306 For these people and all of our ill and suffering, 695 01:10:39,373 --> 01:10:43,077 we ask God's help as we remember them in our prayers. 696 01:10:43,143 --> 01:10:46,246 - Lord, hear us. - You've forgotten somebody. 697 01:10:46,313 --> 01:10:48,749 Father ? 698 01:10:48,816 --> 01:10:53,153 Fr. Greg... who's recovering in hospital. 699 01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:55,222 Yes. 700 01:10:55,289 --> 01:10:57,324 Sorry. 701 01:10:57,391 --> 01:11:00,861 Lord, hear us. 702 01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:04,164 Lord, graciously hear us. 703 01:11:05,532 --> 01:11:07,968 Hi. 704 01:11:08,035 --> 01:11:11,238 - Greg, you've got a visitor. Right. - Thank you. 705 01:11:34,628 --> 01:11:36,730 I'm sorry. 706 01:11:44,772 --> 01:11:47,941 When you get better, 707 01:11:48,008 --> 01:11:51,044 we can see each other again, yeah ? 708 01:11:55,382 --> 01:11:58,385 I don't think it's a good idea. 709 01:12:16,203 --> 01:12:18,138 I'm sorry. 710 01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:21,742 God bless. 711 01:12:21,809 --> 01:12:23,744 Yeah, you too. 712 01:12:45,499 --> 01:12:48,168 So, what now ? 713 01:12:48,235 --> 01:12:52,172 Well, I've told ya. We say Mass together. 714 01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:55,309 Look, I really appreciate it, Matthew, but I can't. 715 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,845 - You've got to do it. - Well, what about the Bishop ? 716 01:12:57,911 --> 01:13:01,515 Oh, bugger the Bishop. 717 01:13:01,582 --> 01:13:04,952 - Don't take that literally ! 718 01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:14,728 Something wrong, Sean ? 719 01:13:14,795 --> 01:13:16,997 - Oh, no, Father. - Good. 720 01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:20,968 - Saying Mass together ? - Yeah. 721 01:13:21,034 --> 01:13:23,470 You won't need me then ? 722 01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:30,411 You're not absolutely essential, no. 723 01:13:56,336 --> 01:13:58,272 You're leaving ? 724 01:13:58,338 --> 01:14:01,208 - The Bishop's told me to. - It's our parish ! 725 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:03,911 I won't be your cause, Matthew. I won't be your crusade. 726 01:14:03,977 --> 01:14:06,547 ls that how you see it ? 727 01:14:26,767 --> 01:14:29,203 - Can I see Lisa, please ? - No. 728 01:14:29,269 --> 01:14:33,407 - Lisa, I'm so sorry. - I'm closing the door now, Father. 729 01:14:33,474 --> 01:14:35,909 - Please forgive me. - I don't want to close it in your face. 730 01:14:35,976 --> 01:14:38,779 - Forgive me, Lisa. - But I will if I have to. Will you go now, Father ? 731 01:14:38,846 --> 01:14:40,814 - Forgive me. - Will you go ? 732 01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:02,002 - Hello. - Yes ? 733 01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:04,004 Fr. Greg Pilkington. 734 01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:07,541 - Pardon ? - Side door. 735 01:15:12,413 --> 01:15:14,848 So, you've hurt your neck, have you ? 736 01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:18,118 No, I'm a dedicated follower of fashion. 737 01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:32,933 Thank you. 738 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,103 Dinner at 7:30. Dead pig. 739 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,956 - Do you think God gives a damn ? 740 01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:59,026 War. Famine. Disaster. 741 01:16:00,094 --> 01:16:03,764 Millions slaughtering each other. 742 01:16:03,831 --> 01:16:07,968 With all these things on his mind, do you really think God gives a damn... 743 01:16:08,035 --> 01:16:11,071 about what men do with their dicks ? 744 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:17,311 Do you ever doubt in the existence of God ? 745 01:16:17,377 --> 01:16:22,349 I do. It's not war, famine and disa-- I mean, the-- 746 01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:25,753 These things make me angry, yeah, but they don't make me doubt Him. 747 01:16:27,821 --> 01:16:31,592 - But when I look at the church today... 748 01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:34,228 and see careerists and hypocrites... 749 01:16:34,294 --> 01:16:38,198 and... Pharisees thriving... 750 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:40,667 in positions of power, 751 01:16:40,734 --> 01:16:45,239 then... I doubt the existence of God. 752 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:49,076 How could He let this happen ? 753 01:16:56,517 --> 01:16:59,019 That judge-- 754 01:16:59,086 --> 01:17:01,522 What's he called ? Denning. 755 01:17:04,591 --> 01:17:06,460 He said, 756 01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:10,864 he'd rather see innocent men rot in prison... 757 01:17:10,931 --> 01:17:14,535 than for the British legal system to be ridiculed. 758 01:17:14,601 --> 01:17:18,739 He put pomp and ceremony, the cap and gown, 759 01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,942 before the principle itself. 760 01:17:22,009 --> 01:17:24,945 That's what we're doin' now. 761 01:17:27,014 --> 01:17:31,885 Churches, cathedrals, bishops, popes. 762 01:17:31,952 --> 01:17:34,555 All the trappings of power. 763 01:17:34,621 --> 01:17:37,624 We care more about that than the thing itself. 764 01:17:41,595 --> 01:17:44,331 The teachings of Christ, 765 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:47,134 love and compassion... 766 01:17:49,303 --> 01:17:51,238 for all mankind. 767 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:54,975 All mankind. 768 01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:59,413 - Men, women, 769 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,183 black, white, 770 01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:06,153 old, young, 771 01:18:08,822 --> 01:18:12,626 gay, straight. 772 01:18:12,693 --> 01:18:16,864 - All right, up your end a bit. 773 01:18:16,930 --> 01:18:21,702 - Watch the back, Billy. - All right, go back if you want. Yeah, yeah. 774 01:18:21,769 --> 01:18:23,704 Careful. Take it easy. 775 01:18:23,771 --> 01:18:25,706 My car ! 776 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,546 They've taken my friggin' car ! 777 01:18:32,613 --> 01:18:36,483 It's just one of the trappings of power that you despise so much, Matthew. 778 01:18:36,550 --> 01:18:39,887 Along with the roof over your head, the food in your belly, 779 01:18:39,953 --> 01:18:43,290 and the clothes on your back, you bloody hypocrite ! 780 01:18:46,827 --> 01:18:48,762 Hello. 781 01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:51,765 Dominus tecum. 782 01:18:53,834 --> 01:18:57,104 Um, et cum spiritu tuo. 783 01:19:09,817 --> 01:19:12,319 Tota die pluit. 784 01:19:13,687 --> 01:19:16,990 Eh-- Yes. Yes. 785 01:19:21,662 --> 01:19:23,597 Scio te penitus. 786 01:19:23,664 --> 01:19:28,469 Te es pustula in corpore Christi. 787 01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:34,575 Pustula vivens spirans monstruosa. 788 01:19:35,976 --> 01:19:38,612 lam iamque in pus et cruorem... 789 01:19:38,679 --> 01:19:42,349 et foetorem eruptura. 790 01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:45,853 You've lost me, I'm afraid. 791 01:20:05,406 --> 01:20:07,641 I said, I know all about you. 792 01:20:09,109 --> 01:20:11,779 You're a boil on the body of Christ. 793 01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:17,151 A monstrous, living, breathing boil, 794 01:20:17,217 --> 01:20:20,954 ready to erupt at any moment into pus... 795 01:20:21,021 --> 01:20:24,491 and blood and stench. 796 01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:28,896 I think I preferred it in Latin. 797 01:20:28,962 --> 01:20:32,966 You'll be paid a pound for every Mass you say, 798 01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:35,602 and you're not to go out after dark. 799 01:20:35,669 --> 01:20:38,439 Fine. 800 01:20:40,741 --> 01:20:42,676 Benedic, Dominus... 801 01:20:42,743 --> 01:20:45,813 nos et haec tua dona. 802 01:20:45,879 --> 01:20:49,950 Do any of you read the Notes and Queries page in The Guardian ? 803 01:21:02,996 --> 01:21:06,633 Look, I know you don't want me here. 804 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:10,204 But in a way, hasn't God sent me ? 805 01:21:17,511 --> 01:21:20,981 - You've broken the vow of celibacy, that's all. - Bollocks ! 806 01:21:21,048 --> 01:21:24,084 So you should demand to be treated the same as any other priest. 807 01:21:24,151 --> 01:21:28,055 - Heterosexual, homosexual, it doesn't make any difference. - Utter bollocks ! 808 01:21:28,122 --> 01:21:31,191 You've broken a man-made rule, that's all. 809 01:21:31,258 --> 01:21:36,296 It's there for the protection of property to keep it away from the widows of priests. 810 01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:39,133 - Christ was celibate. - It's there for the mobility of labor. 811 01:21:39,199 --> 01:21:42,469 - No wife, no kids, so you can kick a priest... - Christ was celibate. 812 01:21:42,536 --> 01:21:44,972 -from one end of the earth to the other. -Christ was celibate ! 813 01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:50,110 Look, Matthew, the church gives us everything: money, food, shelter, respect. 814 01:21:50,177 --> 01:21:53,914 And all she asks in return is celibacy. 815 01:21:53,981 --> 01:21:56,350 Christ gave his life. 816 01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:59,353 All we're asked for is celibacy and we can't even manage that. 817 01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:03,690 - Christ didn't ask us to be celibate. It's manmade. - Solemn vows ! 818 01:22:03,757 --> 01:22:06,326 - It's a manmade thing. - "Do you solemnly swear ?" 819 01:22:06,393 --> 01:22:09,496 That's our currency, Matthew: Solemn vows. 820 01:22:09,563 --> 01:22:13,100 And we debase them because we can't even stick to them ourselves. 821 01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:17,204 What's his name ? 822 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,206 Graham. 823 01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:26,847 - Do you love him ? - I despise him. 824 01:22:28,682 --> 01:22:32,019 Satan comes in many forms. 825 01:22:32,086 --> 01:22:34,922 This is the man who gave you his body. 826 01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:37,858 How dare you talk like that ? 827 01:22:37,925 --> 01:22:40,728 ln the name of God, Greg, you gotta ask yourself-- 828 01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:43,530 Now, look at me, look at me when I'm talkin' to ya ! 829 01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:49,236 To call another human being Satan, I mean-- 830 01:22:49,303 --> 01:22:52,106 What kind of religion is that ? 831 01:22:52,172 --> 01:22:55,109 What kind of sick, twisted brainwash... 832 01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:57,878 have you been through ? 833 01:22:57,945 --> 01:23:02,483 His sole purpose in life is to tempt you into sin, is that what you're sayin' ? 834 01:23:04,017 --> 01:23:07,521 You're Christ and he's just the bloody serpent. 835 01:23:07,588 --> 01:23:11,058 ls that what you're sayin', you arrogant prick ? 836 01:23:11,125 --> 01:23:14,461 I think I love him. 837 01:23:14,528 --> 01:23:16,463 Yes. 838 01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:18,932 Do you want him ? 839 01:23:18,999 --> 01:23:20,934 Yes. 840 01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:22,936 All the time ? 841 01:23:24,671 --> 01:23:27,107 A lot of the time. 842 01:23:28,409 --> 01:23:30,844 And is that sinful ? 843 01:23:33,147 --> 01:23:35,315 Sick. 844 01:23:38,118 --> 01:23:41,989 So... to itch for a man is sick; 845 01:23:42,056 --> 01:23:46,527 to want to scratch that itch, to want to make love to another man, that's sinful ? 846 01:23:46,593 --> 01:23:49,496 Yes. 847 01:23:49,563 --> 01:23:53,033 And to want to go on scratching, to live with another man-- 848 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,936 Well, that's permanent sin. That's evil. 849 01:23:56,003 --> 01:23:59,673 That's "depart from me, ye cursed" stuff, right ? 850 01:23:59,740 --> 01:24:01,675 Yes. 851 01:24:11,118 --> 01:24:14,188 ls there any sense... 852 01:24:14,254 --> 01:24:17,891 any intellect, any... 853 01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:22,396 common humanity in that kind of bullshit ? 854 01:24:22,463 --> 01:24:25,199 What're you laughin' at ? 855 01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:29,036 - You laughin' at me ? - Yes. 856 01:24:31,505 --> 01:24:33,974 Don't patronize me, Greg. 857 01:24:36,977 --> 01:24:39,413 I patronize you ? 858 01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:43,183 I live it, Matthew. 859 01:24:45,786 --> 01:24:50,724 You think you can just walk in here and spout some glib Guardian reader crap, 860 01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:55,162 and bang, all's right with my world; I'm reconciled to my nature. 861 01:24:55,229 --> 01:24:57,664 Cue the uplifting music. 862 01:24:58,899 --> 01:25:02,002 I-- Who's the arrogant prick now ? 863 01:25:09,309 --> 01:25:11,278 What's he doin' now ? 864 01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:24,058 I want you to say Mass with me. 865 01:25:24,124 --> 01:25:26,960 - I can't. 866 01:25:28,462 --> 01:25:31,532 I want this door left open. 867 01:25:31,598 --> 01:25:35,736 - I beg your pardon ! - Matthew... 868 01:25:41,175 --> 01:25:43,110 he's chaperoning us. 869 01:25:58,392 --> 01:26:02,162 I don't believe it ! Jesus ! 870 01:26:15,008 --> 01:26:17,311 Give it to me, big boy ! 871 01:26:25,452 --> 01:26:27,888 How-How was it for you ? 872 01:26:34,795 --> 01:26:37,231 You owe it to them. 873 01:26:37,297 --> 01:26:41,201 To confront, to challenge, to teach. 874 01:26:41,268 --> 01:26:43,837 I can't. 875 01:26:43,904 --> 01:26:46,974 Come over on Sunday. Say Mass with me. 876 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,643 I can't. 877 01:26:49,710 --> 01:26:52,646 Big Chief Sittin' Bull wouldn't hide himself away. 878 01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:56,984 He'd have reservations. 879 01:27:01,288 --> 01:27:03,223 I'll see you. 880 01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:09,196 - Good luck. - If you don't hear from me in three days, 881 01:27:09,263 --> 01:27:11,965 send out a search party. 882 01:27:13,934 --> 01:27:15,869 Well ? 883 01:27:27,047 --> 01:27:31,351 Abi et futue te ipsum, sordide senex. 884 01:27:31,418 --> 01:27:33,620 Yeah. 885 01:27:33,687 --> 01:27:36,523 Go and look that one up, you old bastard. 886 01:28:01,849 --> 01:28:05,185 Okay ? 887 01:28:05,252 --> 01:28:08,155 Yeah. 888 01:28:13,327 --> 01:28:15,763 There ya are. There's the bum boy. 889 01:28:25,572 --> 01:28:28,475 Tsk-tsk-tsk ! 890 01:28:49,229 --> 01:28:51,331 Shh ! Shh, shh, shh. 891 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:55,335 Sit down, please. 892 01:28:59,173 --> 01:29:01,341 Would you please sit down ? 893 01:29:04,578 --> 01:29:06,880 As you can see, Fr. Greg's here with us today-- 894 01:29:06,947 --> 01:29:11,618 I'm sorry, Father, but this... is out of order. 895 01:29:11,685 --> 01:29:15,656 - This is definitely out of order ! 896 01:29:15,723 --> 01:29:18,459 - Why ? 897 01:29:18,525 --> 01:29:22,629 Why ? Have you Jeremy Beadle stashed somewhere ? Have ya ? Eh ? 898 01:29:22,696 --> 01:29:27,201 - Because this a joke. This is a laughingstock. - Yeah. 899 01:29:27,267 --> 01:29:32,539 You, you are making a laughingstock of my faith. You know that ? 900 01:29:32,606 --> 01:29:36,443 Come on, Charley. Hey, Euan, come on. We're going out of here. Come on, get movin'. 901 01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:41,181 - Will you tell me why ? - Oh, for God sake, Father ! 902 01:29:41,248 --> 01:29:44,985 You shouldn't need telling, should you ? Come on, get out of here ! 903 01:29:45,052 --> 01:29:50,791 Hey, I-- I am supposed to have respect for that ! 904 01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:53,394 Hey ! Oh, yeah ! 905 01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:57,364 I am supposed to take communion from that ! 906 01:29:57,431 --> 01:30:01,368 Oh, aye ! Hey, you're doolally, do you know that ? Come on ! 907 01:30:03,837 --> 01:30:05,706 Okay. 908 01:30:07,408 --> 01:30:10,544 If you don't like it... 909 01:30:10,611 --> 01:30:12,846 if you can't give this man compassion... 910 01:30:14,415 --> 01:30:16,850 - then go. 911 01:30:18,185 --> 01:30:20,754 I don't want ya sittin' here ! 912 01:30:20,821 --> 01:30:24,925 If you're too English... too anally retentive... 913 01:30:24,992 --> 01:30:29,096 - too embarrassed to make a scene. 914 01:30:29,163 --> 01:30:32,232 If you object to this man's presence, then go. 915 01:30:33,801 --> 01:30:36,837 Go ! Go on ! Go ! 916 01:30:36,904 --> 01:30:39,673 It's in the Bible. 917 01:30:39,740 --> 01:30:43,343 The Bible ! Do you read the Bible, you, you pervert ? 918 01:30:43,410 --> 01:30:46,013 It's there in black and white ! 919 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:49,183 "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. 920 01:30:49,249 --> 01:30:52,052 It is an abomination !" 921 01:30:52,119 --> 01:30:54,755 "ln my Father's house there are many mansions." 922 01:30:54,822 --> 01:30:58,625 - We're all sinners. All of us. - Excuse me. 923 01:30:58,692 --> 01:31:01,128 That's why Christ went to the cross. 924 01:31:01,195 --> 01:31:04,965 "And the Lord rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire !" 925 01:31:05,032 --> 01:31:08,635 "Let him who is without sin among you cast the first stone." 926 01:31:08,702 --> 01:31:11,472 "Keep my statutes and my laws... 927 01:31:11,538 --> 01:31:15,676 and do none of these abominations !" 928 01:31:15,743 --> 01:31:19,713 "Judge not... that you be not judged." 929 01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:21,582 Gaagh ! 930 01:31:21,648 --> 01:31:25,085 "Lord, how often shall my brother sin against me... 931 01:31:25,152 --> 01:31:28,155 - You know what the Holy Father says about it. You know ! - and I forgive him ? 932 01:31:28,222 --> 01:31:32,092 - as many as seven times ? - I don't suppose you listen to the Pope either, do ya ? 933 01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:35,863 Jesus said to him, 'I do not say seven times... 934 01:31:35,929 --> 01:31:38,031 but 70 times seven."' 935 01:31:38,098 --> 01:31:41,835 "And Lot's wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt." 936 01:31:41,902 --> 01:31:45,105 Who was the first to see him when he was risen ? 937 01:31:45,172 --> 01:31:47,508 Mary Magdalene, a prostitute. 938 01:31:47,574 --> 01:31:50,210 Jesus wept ! 939 01:31:50,277 --> 01:31:52,646 How dare you turn your back on this man ! 940 01:31:52,713 --> 01:31:55,649 How dare you do this... 941 01:31:55,716 --> 01:31:58,285 and call yourselves Catholics ? 942 01:32:03,924 --> 01:32:05,859 Will you say something ? 943 01:32:14,701 --> 01:32:17,137 I'm here to ask your forgiveness. 944 01:32:28,482 --> 01:32:31,118 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ... 945 01:32:31,185 --> 01:32:35,956 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. 946 01:32:36,023 --> 01:32:38,459 And also with you. 947 01:32:38,525 --> 01:32:42,062 - This is my body which will be given up for you. 948 01:32:44,898 --> 01:32:49,303 Through him, with him in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, 949 01:32:49,369 --> 01:32:54,575 all glory and honor is yours, Almighty Father, for ever and ever. 950 01:32:54,641 --> 01:32:56,877 Amen. 951 01:32:56,944 --> 01:32:59,580 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you. 952 01:32:59,646 --> 01:33:05,152 This is the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world. 953 01:33:05,219 --> 01:33:08,422 Happy are those who are called to His supper. 954 01:33:34,114 --> 01:33:37,284 - Amen. 955 01:33:38,786 --> 01:33:41,055 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 956 01:33:43,457 --> 01:33:46,026 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 957 01:33:47,428 --> 01:33:50,864 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 958 01:33:52,199 --> 01:33:54,635 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 959 01:33:56,870 --> 01:33:59,306 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 960 01:34:01,341 --> 01:34:03,777 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 961 01:34:04,945 --> 01:34:07,314 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 962 01:34:09,349 --> 01:34:11,785 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 963 01:34:14,555 --> 01:34:16,490 The body of Christ. 964 01:34:19,159 --> 01:34:21,095 The body of Christ. 965 01:34:23,831 --> 01:34:26,767 - The body of Christ. - Amen. 966 01:34:27,305 --> 01:35:27,645 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 73170

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