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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,200 2 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,260 [singer] ♪ I could've sworn ♪ 3 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,280 ♪ I saw fireworks ♪ 4 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,280 ♪ From your house ♪ 5 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,680 ♪ Last night ♪ 6 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,840 [glass shatters] 7 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,940 Hey! 8 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,140 Hey. 9 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,240 Something you gotta say to me? 10 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,580 Um, happy birthday? 11 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,020 You fully just smashed my window. 12 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,260 Shit. Yeah. 13 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,420 Sorry, my aim's a bit off today. 14 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,540 Where have you been? 15 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,460 Every morning I wonder where that paper is I don't want. 16 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,100 Family stuff. 17 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,140 My brother's back from boarding school. 18 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,580 You know, I'd give you the lowdown, 19 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,680 but it's boring, even to me. 20 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,880 I have some bad news. 21 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,400 I have to cancel my subscription. 22 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,980 Let me guess. You're going to get your news from TikTok now? 23 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,200 It's more like my brother's suing me. 24 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,860 It's boring even to me, but there's a good chance 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,960 I'm going to have to sell the house. 26 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,300 What a fucking asshole. 27 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,060 [chuckles] 28 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,700 No, Viv, I'm serious. 29 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,220 Do you know I tried to help an old man across 30 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,020 the street this morning, and he yelled at me. 31 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,020 And I went to a friend's last night to go dancing, 32 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,900 but she wants to watch a grown man play video games 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,660 and eat cheese sticks. 34 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,500 This world is going to shit and everyone's out for themselves. 35 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,020 Why are you laughing? 36 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,340 I just didn't realise this was a thing. 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,620 What? 38 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,300 The fifties. 39 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,340 I thought you just liked the clothes and newspapers. 40 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,580 I like everything about the fifties. 41 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,980 Everything was so simple back then, and I... 42 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,080 I don't get why no one else can see that. 43 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,500 Hey. 44 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,600 Hey, listen. 45 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,900 Believe me, I know how tempting it is 46 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,180 to spend all your time in the past. 47 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,860 But it's really fucking unsustainable, 48 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,620 and really fucking ruins the present 49 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,720 and I don't want that for you, dude. 50 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,040 So my advice would be to try and accept what this is. 51 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,480 Even if, yes, what this is can be very sub-par. 52 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,720 You know, that was vaguely insightful. 53 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,160 Does this have something to do with your 15 saves? 54 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,820 How do you know about that? 55 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,140 You kidding? 56 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,040 It's the talk of the Crevice, dollface. 57 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,160 Hey. 58 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,580 God, that guy is highly strung. 59 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,120 Like a fucking violin. 60 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,240 61 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,260 62 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,460 [Anna] Have you just come from Vivian's? 63 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,100 No. Oh. 64 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,860 Well, yes, I guess. Why? 65 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,580 Well, I've been thinking, 66 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,380 about trying again with my article. 67 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,900 See, she's celebrating her Crystal Jubilee this week. 68 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,860 It is made for the front page. 69 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,380 Did you just refer to her saving 15 people 70 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,740 as a Crystal Jubilee? 71 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,860 Look, I've got to find some kind of 72 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,260 phrasing for it, Dane. 73 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,540 You've vetoed so many of them. 74 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,500 Maybe you could talk to her for me. 75 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,580 What? 76 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,860 Why? 77 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,100 I think I came on a bit strong last time. 78 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,380 Mentioned my nipples. 79 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,500 But you could float it, casually, 80 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,820 during one of your classes. 81 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,540 We don't do those anymore. 82 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,000 Well, you could just go up there then and talk to her for me. 83 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,340 I mean, you two are friends, aren't you? 84 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,440 [scoffs] 85 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,760 No, I'd just--I'd rather stay out of it. 86 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,600 Oh, my God. 87 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,320 You like her. 88 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,860 [both laughing] 89 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,820 Like her? 90 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,780 I don't even know her. 91 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,700 Well, you've got a little crush, then! 92 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,180 Okay! How old am I, Mother? Twelve? 93 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,180 Should I invite her over to sandpit in the backyard? 94 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,740 We could build a castle together. 95 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,420 Oh, Dane, you've lost control of your face. 96 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,520 [chuckling] It's moving all over the place. 97 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,720 98 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,860 [chuckling] 99 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,980 And just to be clear, this? 100 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,180 Only horror and utter confusion. 101 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,700 And I really thought you knew me better than that, Anna. 102 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,800 103 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 Oh, God! 104 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,540 Thank you, 105 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,020 my darling. Thank you. 106 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,820 Oh, finally. 107 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,920 108 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,260 109 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,360 Amy! 110 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,680 Amy? 111 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,120 [birds chirping] 112 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,500 [Amy] Oh, don't you look nice! 113 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,100 Like a high school boy 114 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,060 on the way to pick up his date for the dance. 115 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,100 Not what I was going for. 116 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,260 I thought we said we were finishing the house today? 117 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,060 We are. This is part of it. 118 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,580 I had this dream last night. 119 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,260 Well, less like a dream 120 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,580 and more like a vivid awake hallucination, 121 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,540 because I'm sleeping on a workbench. 122 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,980 Anyway, I came up with this extra 123 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,700 gesture for whoever takes on the house next. 124 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,900 Or us. 125 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,540 We have to sell, Amy. 126 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,020 [Amy] See, why do you do that? 127 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,860 Why do you have to put that energy out there? 128 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,020 Because there's literally no other way 129 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,460 we're going to raise 140k. 130 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,940 You could talk to him. 131 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,220 I am. It's a mediation-- 132 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,460 I mean properly. 133 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,900 I mean sit him down and tell him 134 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,140 all the good things we've been doing here. 135 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,020 It doesn't work with John. 136 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,740 Never has. Why not? 137 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,460 [Vivian] Oh, fuck! Fucking tin! 138 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,620 Fuck! 139 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,100 [Amy] Ooh, I'm sorry! 140 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,580 I'm just trying to open it. 141 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,060 Maybe there's money inside. 142 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,500 You do realise you don't need to keep pretending 143 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,020 this thing has significance. 144 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,180 What? 145 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,460 You think that tin is just a tin 146 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,140 and that brolga is just a brolga? 147 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:57,460 Oh, Vivian, it's a laugh a minute with you around. 148 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,820 Now. 149 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,320 You will fight today, won't you? 150 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,820 Yes, I will fight. 151 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,920 Good. 152 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,360 Okay, just wait a moment. 153 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,160 Better than before, I reckon. 154 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,100 I will see you tonight. 155 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,940 156 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,040 [sighs] 157 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,140 My love, are you okay? 158 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,740 [John] Yeah. Yeah, fine. 159 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,180 160 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,520 This is your third nervous poo of the morning. 161 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,860 [John clears throat] 162 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,500 [Alejandro] Look at your neck. 163 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,600 What? 164 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,940 It's the merino. 165 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,040 No, this is a stress rash. 166 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,640 When your body tries to tell you something, you must listen. 167 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,180 This is your soul, 168 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,000 saying "John, this is not right." 169 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,840 Thank you, but it is. 170 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,240 To punish your family like this? 171 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 It's complicated. 172 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,740 Then tell me how, hmm? 173 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,840 [sighs] 174 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,380 She's crossed a line, Ale. 175 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,540 [doorbell rings] 176 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,400 Anyway, that'll be Big John. 177 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,080 [clears throat] 178 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,640 Hi. 179 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:42,900 Thanks for doing this. 180 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,940 Oh. 181 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,040 Yep, come in. 182 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,720 I'm just gonna... 183 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,540 Christ. 184 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,020 I didn't realise you ordered a strip-o-gram for the occasion. 185 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,620 [laughs] I'm kidding. 186 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,720 You must be the holiday fling. 187 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,440 It's nice to meet you, pal. 188 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,100 So I heard you got John into the whole vegan thing. 189 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,860 Yeah, I couldn't do it myself. 190 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,540 It's like, 191 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,180 you need your protein, you know what I mean? 192 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,500 Why is it they call you Big John? 193 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,220 Oh, it's just cause I'm so much taller than John here. 194 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,820 People needed a way to differentiate us 195 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,140 when we were together. 196 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,700 Together? 197 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,460 Yeah, we dated for a month. A lifetime ago. 198 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,140 [Big John] Well, five months, actually. 199 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,620 I was in business affairs back when John was in publishing. 200 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,060 Oh, Small John didn't mention this. 201 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,780 Uh, it seemed irrelevant. 202 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,980 Yeah, Big John's here because he's good with 203 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,580 tough negotiations. 204 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,260 Plus he knows Viv so he's not going to let her 205 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,100 get away with her usual shit. 206 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,020 No, we're gonna crush little sister into dust, right, pal? 207 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,660 - Ooh, yeah. - Every last cent. 208 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,900 Yeah. 209 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,660 Good, yeah. Yes. 210 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,100 Good. You coming to watch the show? 211 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,060 Ah, no, no, he's... he's not coming. 212 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,220 No, not coming. 213 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,340 It was nice to meet you, Big John. 214 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,480 215 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,820 You still do that nervous breathing thing. 216 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,920 It's adorable. 217 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,100 [Dot] Huzzah! 218 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,060 Uh-uh! Whoa! Dot, no. 219 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,540 We do not throw our food. 220 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,900 We do not throw our food. 221 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,460 Are you eating? 222 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,260 Can you have some of this, please? 223 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,980 Can you just--can you do this for me? 224 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,500 Can you--wait, come around this way. 225 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,740 Come around this way. 226 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,500 It's like an airplane or something. 227 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,140 Whooo! 228 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,980 Whoo! 229 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,080 Ah, fine. Okay. 230 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,100 Okay, that's fine. 231 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,200 Um... 232 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,780 Hendrix, can you please help me? 233 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,220 I have to go. 234 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:52,020 I've got this Zoom with Hans at 10:00 and I... 235 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,120 Wow! 236 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,680 Oh? 237 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,260 Hello. 238 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,700 What's this? 239 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,980 Whatever you want it to be, baby. 240 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,260 [laughs] Oh, my God. 241 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,620 What? Your hair! 242 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,660 - How did you do-- - Shh, shh, shh! 243 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,760 No, no. 244 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,140 No more questions. 245 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,540 Let's just, uh, let's just enjoy this ride. 246 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,500 I--no, Hen, it's not--it's breakfast time 247 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,900 and it's not a vibe. 248 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 [Hendrix] Let's make it one, then. 249 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,000 You shut your dirty mouth and take your pants off. 250 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,340 That is, if you would, um, like to do those things. 251 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,440 252 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,140 [Laura] Get them off! Ooh! 253 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,780 Tiny Teddies! 254 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,880 Leave the Tiny Teddies! 255 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,680 Are they tiny teddies or are they... 256 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,780 massive teddies? 257 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,260 [laughs] 258 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,940 Oh, sorry! 259 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,040 Hendrix! 260 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,940 Oh my God! 261 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,500 [Hendrix] June, June, June, June, darling, 262 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,020 how did you get out of your chair, sweetheart? 263 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,060 I heard talking. 264 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,980 [Hendrix] Oh, is that, uh, 265 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,080 is that all you heard, sweetheart? 266 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,820 Yeah, we stay here now, yeah? 267 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,920 We stay put in our chairs, eat our porridge. 268 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,220 Sorry. 269 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,860 [both laughing] 270 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,640 I thought--I thought that would be sexier in my head. 271 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,260 No, that was-- that was plenty sexy. 272 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,360 Thank you. 273 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,220 Good. 274 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,320 'Cause, uh, 275 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,360 I'd like to do stuff like that more often. 276 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,240 Me too. 277 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,640 Really? 278 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,600 Well, tonight, 279 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,980 I'll do what you want. 280 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,260 Anything. 281 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,360 I mean it. 282 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,240 Okay. 283 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,180 Deal. 284 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,360 285 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,660 [Gloria] To be clear, lovelies, 286 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,020 this is not a courtroom and I am not a judge. 287 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,340 Retired four years go. 288 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,820 You have opted for a mediation. 289 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,060 So we are first going to see 290 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,140 if some structured 291 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,860 negotiation can resolve the dispute 292 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,960 between... 293 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,260 Vivian Cunningham 294 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,700 and Maized and Corn-Fused. 295 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,340 It's a vegan taco truck. 296 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,900 Oh, wonderful. 297 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,500 I've always been curious about making the switch, 298 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,500 but I just--well, I do worry about where I'd get my protein. 299 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,260 Oh, no, that's a common misconception. 300 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,380 Lentils, chickpeas, edamame. 301 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,480 They're all great... 302 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,260 sources of protein. 303 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,420 Legumes tend to flare my IBS. 304 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,100 Could we maybe... 305 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,260 Oh, yes, of course. 306 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,700 Well, where shall we begin? 307 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,420 [Big John] Well, how about with the fact that 308 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,620 Ms. Cunningham caused a fire in my client's food truck 309 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,720 before fleeing the scene? 310 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,260 Objection, Your Honour-- 311 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,820 Uh-uh-uh! To clarify, 312 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,140 not a judge. 313 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,740 [chuckles] Still, 314 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,500 we completely deny 315 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,580 these slanderous claims of arson. 316 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,880 No one is accusing her of arson. 317 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,380 No, they are not! 318 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,420 [Big John] We're accusing her of gross negligence 319 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,180 resulting in destruction of property 320 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,340 to which we are demanding she pay for the damages caused. 321 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,660 You know I can't do that. 322 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,340 You could if you were to depart 323 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,500 with the significant asset that Granddad left you. 324 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,880 Are you seriously gonna make me do that, John? 325 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,220 Believe it or not, I'm making changes. 326 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,020 Mm, that's what you said when I gave you the job. 327 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,420 And then you sat there, sucking on that vape-- 328 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,980 I didn't know it was going to explode. 329 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,260 Yes, indeed. 330 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,100 Maybe it's the vape manufacturer 331 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,900 who should be paying these damages. 332 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,100 Yes, well we looked into that. 333 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,500 See this little part here? 334 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,180 [Gloria] Mm-hmm. 335 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,900 [Big John] We were informed by the manufacturer 336 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,620 that it is a custom modification made by the user 337 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,900 to create what Reddit commonly refers to as a-- 338 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,780 [John] Super bong. 339 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,220 [Big John] ...super bong. 340 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,180 [John] You were smoking a super bong 341 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,220 on the job, Vivian. 342 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,700 [Wilkinson] Yes. 343 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,580 A job where you pushed her too hard, 344 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,860 in grueling conditions, 345 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,340 underfed on a vegan diet, 346 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,860 completely devoid of protein. 347 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,700 So she fell asleep on the job. 348 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,800 You fell asleep? 349 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,020 - Oh, yes. What? - [Big John] Right. Well, 350 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,860 I don't think we need to hear anymore. 351 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,960 [Wilkinson] Is that right? 352 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,400 Is that right? 353 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,000 Well, I have some testimony. 354 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,820 From Google reviews. 355 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,740 This is from Peas on Earth. 356 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:18,300 "The taco was fine, but nothing special." 357 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,980 Hummus Where The Heart Is, 358 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,820 "A little soggy, but otherwise good." 359 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,260 Hardly the reviews of a successful business. 360 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,300 In fact, it could be argued that my client 361 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,380 has done a public service by removing this product 362 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,060 from the city's thriving food truck scene-- 363 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,140 Look, it's true. 364 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,220 I was high. 365 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,580 I fell asleep. 366 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,500 And when I woke up, the super bong 367 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,940 fire was halfway up the truck. 368 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,140 Why did you run? 369 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,020 Why didn't you call me? 370 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,300 We could have salvaged something. 371 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,900 You wouldn't have salvaged anything, John. 372 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,180 You would have stood me in front of the truck 373 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,420 and yelled at me like you always-- 374 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,580 So this is my fault? [Vivian] No! 375 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,500 No, of course it's fucking not! 376 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:05,500 I just--I just wish-- I fucking wish-- 377 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,060 What? What? 378 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,860 Wish you would come out and say what you want to, 379 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,140 instead of all this excruciating bullshit! 380 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,780 [John] Okay. Okay, sure. Sure, Vivian. 381 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,680 Maybe I finally fucking will then. 382 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,380 [Gloria] I think it's time 383 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,260 to take a break here. 384 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,260 That's the wonderful thing about a mediation. 385 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,040 It really is in your own time. 386 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,700 Uh-uh, lovely, it's not vegan. 387 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,860 Oh! 388 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,620 Hey, hate to ask but are you still all right 389 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,780 to look after the twins tonight? 390 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,980 Yeah. 391 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:56,140 'Cause, um, Laura and I are having sex. 392 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,280 393 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,980 [Alejandro] Hey. 394 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,340 395 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,980 Is that not keeping them awake? 396 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,980 No, I... 397 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,020 They like the sound. 398 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,820 [chuckles] 399 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,620 Ale. 400 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,720 Mm? 401 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,520 Do you wanna know how it went? 402 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,820 No. 403 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,080 No, I'm not involved, hmm? 404 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,520 405 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,920 406 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,360 [Laura] Hey, could you just get in here? 407 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,940 [Hendrix] Christ, what's going on here? 408 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,020 Hello. 409 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,120 My old school uniform? 410 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,560 Yeah. 411 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,980 I even found your chain. 412 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,060 Do you remember? 413 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,160 Of course. Hmm. 414 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,380 Oh, it's-it's tight. 415 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,480 [chuckles] 416 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,960 [Laura] Put this on too. 417 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,120 Let's go fool around in the boys' changing room. 418 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,220 Okay. 419 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,020 As long as Mrs. Wilson isn't outside on smoko. 420 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,220 Oh, fuck Mrs. Wilson. 421 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,400 She made me put down my hem. 422 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,300 Oh, my God. 423 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:17,280 I can't believe there's only three weeks until graduation. 424 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,640 Me neither. 425 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:25,860 [Laura] Three weeks until we're... free. 426 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:30,420 Free to do whatever we want, whenever we want. 427 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,520 What do you want to do? 428 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,760 [Hendrix] Oh, Jesus. 429 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,060 [Laura] I want you to fuck me, Hendrix. 430 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,340 I want you to fuck me in my uniform up against 431 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,440 the back fence. 432 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,300 [singer] ♪ I exert my agency ♪ 433 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,480 ♪ What is my manifesto? ♪ 434 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,340 Oh! 435 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,780 Oh, fuck me, Hendrix! 436 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,000 Oh, take me back there. 437 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,300 [singer] ♪ Is it just a bad habit? ♪ 438 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,980 [Laura] Take me back there! 439 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,300 Take me back there. 440 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,100 Take... me...back! 441 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,220 Okay, stop. What? Why? 442 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,660 Please stop. Stop. Why? 443 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,220 [sobs] 444 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,100 [Laura] Oh. Oh, my--oh my God, I'm so sorry. 445 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,900 - No! No, no, no, no. - Babe? 446 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,220 No, I am. I am. 447 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,260 I am, that I don't look like I used to. 448 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,860 Wait. What? 449 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:34,580 I know I've put weight on, and my hair is thinning, 450 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,620 but I have-- 451 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,740 I have tried to look better, Laura, 452 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:44,440 but I am just so fucking hungry all the time. 453 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,480 I think we just have to accept this is who I am now. 454 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,640 Hey. 455 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,160 You... 456 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,480 are just as sexy to me now as you were back then. 457 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,040 Laura, what the hell is all this about? 458 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,280 Oh. 459 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,480 This was--this was dumb, okay? 460 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,680 This is--we're fine. 461 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,640 Okay? We are so... 462 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,400 so beyond fine. 463 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,820 Okay? 464 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,920 Okay. 465 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,320 [sobs] 466 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,760 [John] Hey. 467 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,780 When our parents died, I, um-- 468 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,260 well, Walt looked after us, 469 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,360 but I... 470 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,400 I sort of looked after us, too. 471 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,840 You know, I was 17. It felt right. 472 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,080 I picked her up from parties. 473 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,380 I pulled vomit out of her mouth. 474 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,340 I gave her my study notes 475 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,760 when she hadn't gone to class in months. 476 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,320 Never once a thank you. 477 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,360 Never. 478 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,000 Or even a thought about me. 479 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,340 When it happened to me too. 480 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,440 Hey, John. 481 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,660 I have so many dark thoughts. 482 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,760 All the time. 483 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,640 Sometimes... 484 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,660 I... 485 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760 hate her. 486 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,640 Can you imagine it? Hating your own sister? 487 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,160 Look, they are not horrible thoughts. 488 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,360 In this case, they are reasonable thoughts. 489 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,560 Ale, today... 490 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,580 today, I just wanted her to take responsibility, 491 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,700 for something. 492 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,260 You know, to understand what... 493 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,360 what sacrifice is. 494 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,320 And have you told her any of this? 495 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,300 Do you want to know what I think? 496 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400 No. 497 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,220 Because it'll probably be right and even if it's not, 498 00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,620 it's gonna sound really good in your accent. 499 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,280 You should go ahead with this truck business, 500 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:09,340 if you think it will be good for both of you. 501 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,740 Or take your life back. 502 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,260 Realise that it's not your job to look after her, hmm? 503 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,360 Just let it go. 504 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,680 Perhaps... 505 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,640 she's actually changing. 506 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,240 And that's very hard for you to accept. 507 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,680 [crickets chirping] 508 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,060 Amy, I thought I told you to finish the pergola. 509 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,160 Yeah, almost there. 510 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,000 Though I'm hoping there's no rush now? 511 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,080 My brothers think I killed our parents. 512 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,320 No, they don't think, they know. 513 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,480 I was the only one in the car with them. 514 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,120 Vivian. 515 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,940 That must have been-- 516 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,020 [Vivian] I don't want your sympathy. 517 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,120 Don't do that. 518 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,820 So you think that's why John is hard on you? 519 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920 Because he blames you? 520 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,540 He nearly said it out loud today. 521 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,640 For the first time ever. 522 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,240 How did it feel? 523 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,240 Like my heart split a little bit. 524 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,040 But I also felt relieved. 525 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,680 I've been scared of it for so long. 526 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,040 I've decided. 527 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,000 I'm going to sell the house, give him the cash, move away. 528 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,360 Maybe it'll make him feel better. 529 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,780 How will it make you feel? 530 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,880 Doesn't matter. 531 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,520 Night, Amy. 532 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,760 Night, Vivian. 533 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,240 I love you. 534 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,000 535 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,220 536 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,220 Shit. Motherfucker! 537 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,060 [Louis] Oh, morning. 538 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,420 [Vivian] You're chipper today. 539 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,740 Yeah, well I thought about what you said. 540 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840 Accepting where the world is at. 541 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,420 Oh, I'm glad. I'm still 542 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,380 not restarting my subscription, though. 543 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,660 I watched High Society last night. 544 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,940 Have you seen it? 545 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,140 You know, Sinatra, Grace Kelly-- 546 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,300 Sorry, Lou, I gotta run. 547 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,580 I'm gonna miss my bus. 548 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,180 ♪ In the heavens ♪ 549 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,300 ♪ Stars are dancing ♪ 550 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,980 ♪ And the mounting moon is new ♪ 551 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,700 ♪ Since the dear day of our meeting ♪ 552 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,820 ♪ I wanted to tell you... ♪ 553 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,220 Okay. 554 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,320 Hey, what time will you be back? 555 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,340 Late. 556 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,760 I'll most likely be drowning my sorrows somewhere. 557 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,260 See you tomorrow, though. 558 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,300 [shrieks] 559 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,400 Fuck off! 560 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,740 [Dane] Did you know that Vivian uses two-in-one conditioner, 561 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,380 like she doesn't even care enough 562 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,340 to separate out the processes, 563 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,620 which are very different, by the way. 564 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,560 Like what would our dating look like, hey? 565 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,940 We're eating unidentifiable meat off white bread 566 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,260 every night of the week, 567 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,080 and injecting heroin in our eyeballs. 568 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,900 Then we'd-- we'd get so drunk, 569 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,140 we'd accidentally get married 570 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,900 and buy cheap tickets to Vegas 571 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,320 and get Elvis to perform at the ceremony in his chapel! 572 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,540 Then, um, we'd be so exhausted, 573 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,460 we'd probably order room service, 574 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,560 which I've actually never done before. 575 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,980 Oh-- 576 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,080 No, no, no! 577 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,820 It'll never happen. 578 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,300 So I really, really wish 579 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,800 you'd stop getting carried away with all of this. 580 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 Okay? 581 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,520 582 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,200 583 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,640 Are you all right? 584 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,780 What do you think? 585 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,880 Hmm. 586 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,480 587 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:53,100 Oh, my God, this is a party in my mouth. 588 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,220 The secret is doubling the butter. 589 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,940 Mm-hmm. [Gloria] Oh. 590 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040 I made a little something for you too, John. 591 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,740 We began at 10:00. 592 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,000 Well, I'll make this quick. 593 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,120 How much do you want? 594 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,840 Excuse me? 595 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,200 I'll pay for the food truck. 596 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,420 How much did you say it was? 597 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,520 140k? 598 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,940 I think my client has been smoking that super bong again. 599 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,580 No, I just-- I want this done with, 600 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,900 so we can move on. 601 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,260 Well, there's... 602 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,620 there's a matter of lost income-- 603 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,140 Yes, fine. Just send me the bill. 604 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,540 What are you doing? 605 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,640 Giving you what you want. 606 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,820 John, does that sound 607 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,240 like a satisfactory outcome to you? 608 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,180 Wait! 609 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,660 Your Honour! 610 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,100 I would like to submit some new evidence, 611 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,780 if it pleases the court. 612 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,180 Again, not a courtroom. 613 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,500 Not a judge. 614 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,740 What the hell is this? 615 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,060 [Caitlin] Wilkinson? 616 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,980 I thought you were disbarred. 617 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,080 Uh... 618 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,180 only in Scotland. 619 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,580 Well, I don't know who thought this shitshow was a good idea, 620 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,220 but Vivian, might I suggest we postpone 621 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,220 until you've received some counsel from a real lawyer? 622 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,060 Unless you lot want to be sued for coercion? 623 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,600 [Amy] Wow. Okay. 624 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,440 I didn't realise you were going to come in so hot. 625 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,260 Your Honour. 626 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,360 John. 627 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,180 I just wanted to speak to you both, 628 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,660 because I think it's important 629 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,340 you know the full extent of what Vivian has done. 630 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,780 God, there's more? 631 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,140 No, this is completely inappropriate. 632 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,640 It is certainly unorthodox. 633 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,360 But John, it's up to you. 634 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,500 Yep. Fine, just... 635 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,500 say what you want to say. 636 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,600 Just make it quick. 637 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,080 [clears throat] 638 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,340 Do you want to know what my favourite part 639 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,700 about being a shop assistant was? 640 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,220 Jesus fucking Christ. 641 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,380 The part where you pull the customer 642 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,980 out of that change room 643 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,460 and they see themselves for the first time, 644 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,820 and you see them, seeing that. 645 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,820 Compelling. 646 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920 Oh, shut up, Big John. 647 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,540 And I thought I was good at it. 648 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,340 I really did. 649 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,440 Until I met Vivian. 650 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,060 In the space of three weeks, 651 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,200 Vivian Cunningham has saved the lives of 15 people, 652 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,600 myself and Caitlin included. 653 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,580 And yes, she's sort of sweary and yelly when she does this, 654 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,800 but she also possesses something I've never quite seen before. 655 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,960 This... 656 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,640 swollen heart. 657 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,920 She feels all your pain, 658 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,260 and then... 659 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,360 somehow turns it into hope. 660 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,000 Makes you feel like you're not alone. 661 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,880 Helps you remember who you are, 662 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,040 when it feels like you may never remember them again. 663 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,180 While Vivian is really good 664 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,340 at helping people out of that change room, 665 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,760 she would never, ever step out herself. 666 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,640 Maybe because she's afraid of what she might see. 667 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,500 So today I'm doing it for her, 668 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,600 in the hopes you see what I see. 669 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,280 Someone who... 670 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,560 if you took her away from that house, 671 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,640 I think would be lost. 672 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,360 As would the people who turn up on that ledge for her help. 673 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,700 Well, I think we've had 674 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,720 our fill of the poorly-formed retail metaphors. 675 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,680 Am I right, John? 676 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,600 John? 677 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,040 Fine. 678 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,880 Fine? 679 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,720 She doesn't have to pay. 680 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,540 No. 681 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,300 No, you can't let this rubbish sway you. 682 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,820 [Amy] I didn't think that was going to work! 683 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,920 [Big John] Waste of my time. 684 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,700 [Caitlin] Congratulations, Viv. 685 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,860 How are you doing? 686 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,180 [Caitlin] Oh, good. 687 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,620 Got a no-contact order in place. 688 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,820 That bastard will never see me again. 689 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,940 Now I have to go, because I need to be in real court, 690 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,540 and this was really fucking weird. 691 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,620 [Hendrix] You know what this calls for? 692 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,500 Schnitzel. And possibly Pictionary. 693 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,500 Can I get a hell yeah? 694 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,340 [Vivian] Hell yeah! 695 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,720 696 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,580 [Hendrix] So we'd booked this house down south 697 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:39,180 and we were thinking, "Oh, this is gonna be a lovely, relaxing weekend." 698 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,460 But then as soon as we get there, 699 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,540 Big John has a full itinerary 700 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,780 with every second accounted for. 701 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,620 Okay, yes, he could be a little full-on, 702 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,300 but that's why we ultimately broke up. 703 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,060 We were just-- we were too different. 704 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,460 [both laugh] 705 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,560 What? 706 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,580 What? 707 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,140 [Vivian] He's basically your clone. 708 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,780 Your idea of foreplay was performing scenes 709 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,780 from Les Mis to each other. 710 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,040 [Hendrix] Yeah, until they had that argument 711 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,940 about who'd play Fantine. 712 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,580 Laura and I were listening to it all night. 713 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,780 God the walls in that house were so thin-- 714 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,500 Okay, having similar taste in musical theatre does not make us clones. 715 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,140 I'd love to have sex with a clone of myself. 716 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,240 I think it would be deeply erotic. 717 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,220 [Alejandro] Ooh! She's a delight. 718 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,320 You must keep her, Vivian. 719 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,220 [phone chimes] 720 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,320 [indistinct chatter] 721 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,540 Hey, how'd it go? 722 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,860 What? 723 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,580 You know, being sexually assertive? 724 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,460 Oh. Oh, great, yeah. It went great. 725 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,760 Mission accomplished, if you get my drift. 726 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,100 Okay, John, just relax and go with the flow. 727 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,460 Now, is there a card that you're drawn to? 728 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,500 That one. Ooh, interesting. 729 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,460 Oh, yeah, there's definitely a theme here. 730 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,780 See how this one has his hands crossed over his heart chakra? 731 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,620 And this one is bound in ropes. 732 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,420 And the Hermit withdraws from the world, 733 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,380 preferring to control his environment. 734 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,820 [Vivian] Hey, maybe there's something 735 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,260 to this shit after all. 736 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,600 You gotta admit, John, that's pretty bang on. 737 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,620 No, no, no, this is not John at all. 738 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:28,660 You're great, Amy, but no. 739 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,820 Did you know he and I met on a nudist beach in Tenerife? 740 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,540 No, we don't need-- we don't need to go into that. 741 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,380 [Alejandro] Yes. 742 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,940 His cling-wrap... cling-wrap, you say? 743 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,780 His cling-wrap blew away in the wind, 744 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,420 and he didn't want to make rubbish. 745 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,700 So he chased it down the beach into a zone 746 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,180 where you must wear clothes. 747 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,300 A polícia started to make trouble for him. 748 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,260 I could hear his Spanish was not so good at that moment, 749 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,700 and I went to help. 750 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,500 The rest of our time on the island, 751 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,660 we never put on clothing. 752 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,460 Naked swimming, naked dancing. 753 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,080 Even naked cooking. 754 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,120 Hey, you two only have one view of your brother's soul. 755 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,440 And maybe this is not the true one. 756 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,640 His best self. 757 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,000 To being the best versions of ourselves. 758 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,200 The ones Mum and Dad would have wanted. 759 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,880 I miss them. 760 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,520 Me too. 761 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,460 [singer] ♪ I know where you stand ♪ 762 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,700 ♪ Silent in the trees... ♪ 763 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,140 Hey. 764 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,240 Hey. I've got that. 765 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,380 Um, look I just wanted to say-- 766 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,260 Oh, don't. 767 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,240 It's, um-- you're so welcome. 768 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,000 [indistinct chatter] 769 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,920 You know, Hendrix and Laura haven't fucked in a year. 770 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,880 What? Yep. 771 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,520 No, I don't-- I thought-- 772 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,740 he told me they were doing it last night. 773 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,120 No. He's bullshitting. 774 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,260 Do you know what's wrong? No. 775 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,520 No fucking idea. It's really weird. 776 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,220 Hmm. 777 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,460 Bye! Bye! 778 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,560 [Amy] Thanks for coming! 779 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,700 Oh! What are you doing? 780 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,220 Oh, sorry, I have a surprise. 781 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,320 Probably should have asked first. 782 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,200 Okay, come on. 783 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,580 Open. 784 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,680 785 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,560 I call them sharecrows. 786 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,980 I always wondered who would people talk to 787 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,080 when we're not here? 788 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,040 Amy, you... 789 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,880 You're really good at this crap. 790 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800 Thanks. 791 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,700 I always wanted my own shop. 792 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,620 And I always imagined it would look exactly like this. 793 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,500 Ooh, minus the suicide paraphernalia, of course. 794 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,600 Mm. 795 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,500 George said I should focus on the app, 796 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,820 that no one would come, 797 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,480 or I'd talk so much that they would leave. 798 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,760 I think you need your bed. 799 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,420 I'd love a bed. 800 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,760 No. Your bed. 801 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,320 Let's take it back, from shitbag. 802 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,340 I don't know. 803 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,220 Come on. I'll go with you. 804 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,320 We'll rent a van. 805 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,820 Look at us. 806 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,860 Like Batman and Robin. 807 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,580 Oh! 808 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,800 Okay, why do you always have to pick the shit ones? 809 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,780 Why can't we be like-- 810 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,340 Sherlock and Watson! 811 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,660 Ha! 812 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,540 Doctor, detective. 813 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,680 Oh come on, you can't say that's shit. 814 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,120 Right? 815 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,440 [Dane] Hey, Vivian. 816 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,880 [indistinct chatter] 817 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,980 - [Amy] Come on. Let's do it. - [Vivian] Okay. 818 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,620 [Amy] So, where is it? 819 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,720 Dane! 820 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,200 I need--I need to talk to Vivian. 821 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,780 Oh. 822 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,400 If--if that's... okay with you both. 823 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,840 So, what's up? 824 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,920 Are you okay? 825 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,180 I like you. 826 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,600 I don't know how it happened, but I do. 827 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,520 Oh. 828 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,720 I see. 829 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,400 Are you sure? 830 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:02,140 Well, do you--do you want to say anything in response, or... 831 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,280 832 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:25,860 [singer] ♪ So stay tonight... ♪ 833 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,960 I think we should talk tomorrow. 834 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,160 Okay, that's... 835 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,900 totally fine. 836 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,280 No, not because I don't like you too. 837 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,880 I just... 838 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,380 um... 839 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,700 I think if you stay right now, 840 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,900 I'll probably have another drink, 841 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,580 try and fuck you on my new pergola, 842 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:56,740 and possibly forget I did that. 843 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,840 Right. 844 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,320 Okay. 845 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,280 Well, this has been... 846 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,960 You know where I live. 847 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,660 I don't know why I said that. 848 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,520 [Vivian chuckles] 849 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,100 850 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,240 [waves crashing] 851 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,000 [tires screeching] 852 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,600 Dane, I meant what I said. 853 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,240 Louis? 854 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,880 What are you doing here? 855 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:48,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57837

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