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Uh!
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Thank God.
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What the fuck!
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Yeah, shit can get
pretty crazy here.
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I hoped at a lesbian bar
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I wouldn't have to deal
with fights,
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but you'd be surprised
how many brawls
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- I've had to break up.
- Huh!
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I'm Sandy.
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Mae.
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Okay, let's get you up.
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- Oh, careful.
- No, I can do it.
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- It's okay. I got you.
- Oh, no. I got it.
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Please, I'm good.
I'm... I'm really okay.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna,
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I'm just gonna go back
to my, uh...
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I don't have any of my...
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You should probably
put some ice on that.
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[light club music playing]
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[Sandy]
It's sort of a tragic tale.
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They met here.
Love at first sight, all that.
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Fucked in the bathroom.
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Wow.
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Moved in together a week later.
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- That's fast.
- Everything was pretty cherry.
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They had this, like,
epic psychosexual connection.
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Neither was a top or bottom,
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just this fervent mutuality
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based on respect and admiration.
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But...
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in the end,
it just proved to be too much.
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What did?
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Having the same name.
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Plus, Lisa M. was a narcoleptic.
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Must have been thirsty.
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So, why I haven't seen you
around here before?
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Uh... [chuckles]
I wish I could answer that.
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You're not from here?
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You could say that.
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Where are you from?
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Uh, another dimension.
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[chuckles] Same.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Think my whole life
I've felt like that.
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No matter where I was,
I never really belonged.
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Right.
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And my dad was a pastor,
so me coming out
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didn't go over super well.
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You okay?
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Oh.
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Yeah, I, um,
took a pill of drugs.
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What kind of pill of drugs?
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Um, MDMA.
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Okay. Well, shit.
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Yeah. I would offer you some,
but I don't have...
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- No, no.
- ...any [indistinct].
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[laughs]
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I'm good. I'm seven years sober.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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No, that's good.
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I don't usually, um,
do... do like...
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- Right.
- Or I guess,
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actually in this world, I do.
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Wow, that sounded insane.
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Um, what I'm trying
to say is, um...
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that I get it.
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Like, I get wanting to be
like actually present...
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because I... I've never felt
that I could be. [chuckles]
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Like, I've always just felt
like, um, you know,
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like an outsider looking in.
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[sighs] But now...
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[chuckles]
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it's like I'm in like those,
um, weird shoes
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they make you wear
in spin class.
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You know, like,
I'm like, clicked in.
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And it all just
suddenly doesn't feel
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quite so overwhelming
or, like...
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[sighs]
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defeating, you know. I guess.
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Just sort of dissipates
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and you can get out
of your own way
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or, like, step behind the thing
that's been chasing you
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and just let it run.
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[chuckles]
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Just the relief
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that it's not yours anymore
to carry.
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Sorry. [chuckles]
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Ooh, sorry.
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Here I am making a case
for drugs. [laughs]
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Hey, no... no judgment here.
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So you are sober
and you own a bar.
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Yep. Define masochist.
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Right now?
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You just did.
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Oh. I get it.
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So, what was your life like
in the other dimension?
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Oh, um...
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I was, um, married to a man.
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- Twist.
- [chuckles]
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Yeah. We met in college.
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He was, uh,
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[inhales deeply]
kind of all I ever knew.
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I mean, certainly the only
real family I ever had.
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I think eventually
I became so, um...
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like borderless.
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I took for granted
how maybe, um...
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sacred it actually was.
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It's an interesting word, sacred.
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My dad used it a lot, especially
when he talked about love.
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I don't know.
I think sex is a sacred act.
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Love is just this...
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elusive idea...
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we're all just grasping
at something
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none of us know how to define.
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We spend most of our lives...
worried about
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what they're supposed
to look like that we...
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miss living altogether.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[moans]
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I've never done this before.
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What?
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I've never done this before.
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Me neither.
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[Mae moans]
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Fuck.
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[moaning]
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Oh!
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- [snoring]
- [music stops]
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[mumbling]
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No!
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Oh.
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[pants]
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Oh, where's my shirt?
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Where's my shirt?
Where's my shirt?
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Gonna be fucked.
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Oh, fuck you.
Where's my fucking shirt?
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Oh, my God!
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[sighs] Oh, God.
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[sighs]
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Um...
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Shit, what was her name?
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Uh...
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"Sandy."
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Oh.
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Hey. Come on, we gotta hustle.
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You grab the cake
out of the fridge.
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Come on, rascal, let's go.
Let's get your shoes on.
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Honestly. You're not gonna say
Happy B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y?
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Happy, uh, birthday.
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Thanks, Mommy.
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Okay, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
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Um, do we have...
Oh, here it is.
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And the princes
didn't even want that princess.
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- They went back to the castle.
- [Sandy] Mm-hmm.
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Right, Mommy Mae?
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Huh? Uh, yeah. [clears throat]
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[muted chatter]
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[phone ringing]
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- Gina.
- Mae Day. [chuckles] Listen.
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I'm sorry, babe, I'm not gonna
make it to this party.
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- Gina, please.
- I know.
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I love you. I love Sandy even.
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Okay. She's just
a little young for me
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to really know how cool she is.
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- Gina, listen to me.
- Please don't be mad.
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I got three new dogs
added to my route
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and two of them
have epic diarrhea.
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Also, I had
the worst date last night.
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Listen to this.
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So, we're in bed and suddenly
I see the dude I'm fucking
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standing in the doorway,
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but I'm certain
he's also on top of me.
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So, I'm like,
did I take a hallucinogen
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I'm not aware of?
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Because, you know,
remember that time
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I drank that boba tea
and it had mushrooms in it?
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So anyway,
I'm straight up tweaking.
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I'm full-on freaking out, screaming,
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one of my twists on the floor.
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Turns out, dude has a twin.
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[softly] Okay, okay, Gina.
I need you to come here.
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Did you hear a word I just said?
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Yes, but I need
to talk to you about something
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that's more important.
Okay, so please can you,
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can you please
just come here now?
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Babe, babe, babe,
babe, babe, babe.
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I am literally the most sorry...
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[dogs whining]
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...but I truly gotta run.
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- These bowels are tragic.
- Gina?
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Love you. Mean it.
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God! Duh!
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You hungry?
I can make you a plate.
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I, um, I'm okay.
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[woman] Hey, what's good?
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Yes.
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Hi, beauty.
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Mae, it was so fun.
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Thank you for having us.
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Well, this is cute as hell.
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Thanks. The theme is Frozen.
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- Oh.
- Oh, not the movie.
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The number of embryos
this crowd has on ice.
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[Sarah laughs]
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Always coming hot with the lols.
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Hi, it's my birthday.
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That's right, sweetie.
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It means we have...
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[gasps] Thank you.
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[woman] You're welcome.
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Oh, Eva,
wait till after the cake.
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- This party is fire.
- It's all Mae.
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I don't expect anything less.
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Tell them about the cake.
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She baked it herself.
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- It has seven layers.
- Layers.
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Each one is a different color.
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And she watched a YouTube video
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to know how to make
the weird designs
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with the frosting.
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Oh, and then
she made the candles.
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So, took her like a full week.
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- You're mom of the year.
- Mom of the century.
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It's like you were born
to be a mom.
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- How do you do it?
- You just love it?
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah, I do. I just, uh, love it.
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What do you love most about it?
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'Cause Sarah,
she's on the fence.
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- No, I'm not.
- Okay, no. You know what I mean.
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Um, I just, just, um...
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you... stepping outside myself
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and, um, putting my attention
somewhere else...
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and just, uh...
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loving someone
so unconditionally, I guess.
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[pleasant music playing]
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- [Sarah] Oh. Uh-oh!
- [Sandy gasps]
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- Yes.
- [Sarah] Time out.
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[cheerful music playing]
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♪ Ah, he likes
Bread and butter ♪
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♪ Ah, he likes toast and jam ♪
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♪ Ah, that's what
His baby feeds him ♪
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♪ Ah, he's her loving man ♪
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♪ Well, I like
Bread and butter ♪
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♪ I like toast and jam ♪
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♪ That's what baby feeds me ♪
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♪ I'm her loving man ♪
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I hate this!
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I don't wanna do it.
I don't wanna do it.
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I don't wanna.
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He just gets upset
when we're not paying attention.
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Grow up!
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[cries]
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[Sandy] Oh, my God. Eva!
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Seriously, Mae?
I could use some help over here.
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I am so sorry.
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Eva, you owe Sammy an apology.
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[Sammy cries]
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Uh, E-Eva.
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I mean, this is classic Sammy,
like he makes it about him.
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It's my party.
I'm having a good time.
263
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Mae?
264
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,075
[Sammy cries]
265
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,003
Hey, why...
why don't we do the cake?
266
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,201
- We're gonna go.
- No. No, no.
267
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,331
I want cake!
268
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,668
Now look what you've done.
269
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,333
I hate you, Mom!
270
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,751
Cake!
271
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,089
Well, looks like
we don't have a choice, so...
272
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,761
Get the cake.
273
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,473
Okay.
274
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,560
Uh, where are the candles?
275
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,900
I can do it.
276
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,981
You're ruining the cake.
277
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,227
No, you're ruining the cake.
278
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,318
I hate my moms, too!
279
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,652
I hate my moms!
280
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,571
[children] I hate my moms!
281
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,740
I hate my moms!
282
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,949
I hate my moms!
283
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,619
[both singing]
Happy birthday to you.
284
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,288
I hate my moms! I hate my moms!
285
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,918
[singing] Happy birthday to you.
286
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,706
I hate my moms!
287
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,800
Happy birthday, dear Eva.
288
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,966
I hate my moms!
289
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,095
- [blows]
- [child] I hate my moms!
290
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,772
Hey. Who-who-who wants cake?
291
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,653
"And pop! Out of the egg
292
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,534
came a tiny
and very hungry caterpillar.
293
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,743
He started
to look for some food.
294
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,704
On Monday,
he ate through one apple.
295
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,365
- But he was still hungry."
- No.
296
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,325
Eva, it's bedtime.
297
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,956
And we're letting you sleep
in Mommy and Mommy's bed
298
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,633
because it's a special occasion,
299
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,592
and because Mommy Mae
doesn't have any boundaries
300
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,303
and we've created
a terrible habit
301
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,133
that at this point
seems inescapable.
302
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,508
So, let's read together, okay?
303
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,005
I want Mommy to read to me.
304
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,717
I'm your mommy, too.
305
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:34,887
[Eva] Mommy Mae.
306
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,465
Yeah, it-it's okay.
307
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:41,730
You can let Sandy or, uh,
you know, Mo-Mommy Sandy
308
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,055
or whatever do it.
309
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,400
- No.
- [Sandy sighs]
310
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:50,146
Okay, wh-what if, um,
what if we both read to you?
311
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,530
No, only you.
312
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,487
That's fine.
313
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,077
Good night.
314
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,995
Hey, uh...
315
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,790
Okay.
316
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,558
"On Tuesday,
he ate through two pears,
317
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,517
but he was still hungry.
318
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,689
On Wednesday,
he ate through three plums,
319
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,899
but he was still hungry.
320
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,526
On Thursday,
321
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,488
he ate through
four strawberries...
322
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,538
but he was still hungry."
323
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,299
[exhales deeply]
324
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,848
What do you want to watch?
325
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,524
Uh, I don't care. You can pick.
326
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,273
You say that every time
and then anything I pick
327
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,305
you don't want to watch.
328
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,020
Uh, just, okay.
Go to romantic comedies.
329
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,229
[Sandy sighs]
330
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,907
Hey, um...
331
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,329
I'm struggling.
332
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,497
Struggling with what, babe?
333
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:31,088
Uh, never mind.
334
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:37,255
- [Sandy] Eva!
- [Eva] No!
335
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,007
[Sandy] Eva, what is going on
in your head? Come on.
336
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,259
[Eva] I don't want to go
with you!
337
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,310
[Sandy] Well, you have to.
338
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,643
[Eva] No, no, no.
I don't want to go with you!
339
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:45,690
[Sandy] You have to.
340
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,023
[Eva] But I don't want
to go with you.
341
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,187
[Sandy] Well, you have to.
342
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,065
- No, no, no, no!
- Yes, you have to.
343
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,822
- No!
- But you have to.
344
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:52,944
No!
345
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,320
- Okay.
- No, no!
346
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,196
Yes!
347
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,413
Tell her.
348
00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,204
Tell her what?
349
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,617
That tantrums are
for little boys like Sammy,
350
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,037
not five-year-old women, right?
351
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,036
Right. Yeah, that-that...
that is true.
352
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,338
[Sandy] Okay, let's go.
Let's get out the door.
353
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:16,049
I don't want to go with you.
I want to go with Mommy Mae.
354
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,336
What the fuck is this?
355
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,549
I tru... truly, I do not know.
356
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,470
It's like she just never
wants me anymore.
357
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,058
I'm sure it's just a phase.
358
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,064
Did you tell her?
359
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:28,733
Tell her...
360
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,566
That you C-A-R-R-I-E-D?
361
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,482
Honestly, the spelling thing
doesn't really work
362
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,030
when it's, like, a longer word.
363
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,864
[Sandy] Oh, my God, "carried."
364
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,739
- That you carried.
- [Mae] Oh!
365
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:39,946
I--
366
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,485
Just because I didn't breastfeed
367
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,078
doesn't make me less
of a mother, you know.
368
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,753
- Yeah, I know that.
- You take her.
369
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,870
Take her wh-where?
370
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,791
To school.
What do you mean where?
371
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:57,841
Right. Yeah. Um, it's just
I'm not totally, uh...
372
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,258
- I'll do it.
- What's wrong with you?
373
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,716
I-I'm gonna take her to...
374
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:05,517
- School.
- S-C-H-O-O-L.
375
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,942
Eva, Mommy Mae
is going to take you to school.
376
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:16,687
Um, do you remember
which way we walk?
377
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,780
[Eva] Yeah.
378
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,355
Oh, thank God.
379
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,870
Down this road
to where the unicorns live.
380
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,543
Oh, Jesus. Okay.
381
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,876
Mommy, what are you doing?
382
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,592
- Mommy?
- Eva, not now.
383
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,213
Just give me a...
384
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,094
[muttering]
385
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,810
[grunts]
386
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,938
Mommy? Mommy, are you okay?
387
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,266
No!
388
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,279
Sorry.
389
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,203
Hey, I'm sorry.
390
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,752
It's okay.
391
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,885
No fucking way.
392
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,848
[somber music playing]
393
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,197
[school bell ringing]
394
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:56,130
♪ Now let it go ♪
395
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,547
Hi.
396
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,677
Hi.
397
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,973
Um, is Elijah here?
398
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,643
No.
399
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,522
He'll be back
in like an hour or so.
400
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:22,569
Um, and you are?
401
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,566
I'm his wife.
402
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,623
Come in.
403
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,537
We've been expecting you.
404
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:41,545
♪ Misery mother
Give me a sign ♪
405
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,487
♪ Where'd she go? ♪
406
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:15,331
♪ But she can't ♪
407
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:20,457
♪ Escape the sands of time ♪
408
00:24:20,507 --> 00:24:25,057
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