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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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Whoever thought walking in a circle at
two miles an hour would be draining?
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Fresh air, exercise.
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You know, some things
do have their negative sides.
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Our income just
got cut in half.
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And we get to spend
twice as much time together.
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More, if you don't leave
before your lunch hour is over.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Out of my way.
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We have a legal right
to hold you up for 15 seconds.
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Fifteen, fourteen...
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One.
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Eleven, ten...
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0w!
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Just trying to do my job.
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Hey, relax.
Three more seconds and you can go.
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Are you telling
me what to do?
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It's okay.
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Just take a breath.
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Get the hell off me!
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(LAUGHS) I think
it's been 15...
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You Okay?
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(THUD)
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WOMAN: Oh, my God. Jeff?
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(ALL CHATTERING)
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WOMAN: Standby.
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(SLURPING)
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Place is a mess.
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Welcome to a world without nurses.
Here, you can start with these.
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HOUSE: It's not my fault.
I don't use nurses.
31
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Cuddy was looking for you,
said she would send you down here.
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I know. That's why I'm here.
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Because Cuddy
hasn't found you yet.
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She's going to look everywhere
except the place she wants me to be.
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- Hey.
- I've got an aortic dissection here.
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What's with the idiot?
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(CAMERON SIGHS)
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Fainting spell
and a recent history of dysgeusia,
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everything tastes like
lemon meringue pie.
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You want to take him?
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No.
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Si"
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Why do you have two
lunches in front of you?
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Been here for two meals.
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- And you're happy with that?
- No.
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I just don't see much
use in complaining.
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Seriously?
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It's a pretty useful tool.
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You complain,
make people miserable.
50
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Then they do what you want,
to make the misery go away.
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We probably should say something.
Maybe I can call one of the doctors...
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They're doing their best.
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0w!
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What the hell?
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I'm sure it was an accident.
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Is he Canadian?
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He's a low priority.
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Is that a yes?
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- He's just...
- Happy-
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I've got to stop this,
before it spreads.
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(WHISTLES)
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You guys are done.
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Could be a metabolic disorder,
toxic exposure,
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carcinoma of the tongue metastasized
to the brain, epilepsy, M.S.
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Or it could be the flu
and we should all be back in the E.R.
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No, you're ignoring
the big symptom.
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What if we were looking at both the flu
and decent parenting.
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Okay, you two
are perfectly healthy.
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This guy wasn't pandering.
He wasn't vanilla nice.
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He was nice without any
aspiration of personal gain.
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I'm thinking genetic defect.
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(SCOFFS) Niceness
is a defect?
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Three cavemen see a stranger
running towards them with a spear
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one fights, one flees, one smiles
and invites him over for fondue.
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That last guy didn't last
long enough to procreate.
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And how long has the
patient been suffering?
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At least as long as his wife
has known him, eleven years.
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The chances of him having an undiagnosed
pathology for that long...
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What are you saying?
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Evolution is wrong?
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(SCOFFS) Where do you think
we are? 21st century America?
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He's saying that
statistics are true, too.
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The world is a bell curve,
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most of us fall within
the standard deviation.
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But there are outliers.
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And if we believe in the existence
of extreme jerkiness,
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which I suspect that we do,
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then we also have to accept the
existence of the opposite extreme.
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You want it to be a symptom,
because then we're supposed to be jerks,
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which means you don't even
have to try to be nice.
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Okay, maybe I am biased.
Let's take a vote.
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Who thinks that niceness
is not a symptom?
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And who thinks that
their vote counts?
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You two, check out his home
for toxins. Taub and 31...
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31?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that
either way was good with you.
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Taub and Thirteen, MRI for tumors,
EEG for nerve damage
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and test whatever comes out of him
for everything else.
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CHASE: Too much axis tilt.
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Don't release until your thumb's
at the bottom of the ball.
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I assume Wilson was busy.
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Again.
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No axis tilt.
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With Amber?
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Again.
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Still. It was nice of you
to invite me. This is fun.
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No, it wasn't.
No, it isn't.
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I didn't invite you to
be nice, I invited you
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because bowling isn't one of the two
things guys do by themselves.
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What's the second thing?
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Other hand.
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Well, if people are incapable of being
nice, why bother having the word?
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The ontological
proof of niceness.
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The existence of the word proves the
existence of the concept.
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Look out for those minotaurs
on your drive home.
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And I thought motives didn't matter,
only results mattered.
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So what are you gonna do?
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To screw up Wilson's relationship
so you don't have to listen to me
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while you bowl.
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I wish the best for them,
and their tragically deformed children.
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She's good at being bad.
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(GUTTER BALLING)
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You might not be
able to destroy her.
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As long as I give it my best shot,
I can hold my head high.
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Cameron had this
one insufferable friend.
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She wasn't going to get rid of her,
and I sure wasn't going to join them.
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So I just said,
"See her on Thursdays."
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I know it's not as exciting
as an exploding birthday cake,
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but, hell, I don't want to hang out
with her every night anyway.
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That's amazing. Cameron only has
one insufferable friend?
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Joint custody.
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Of Wilson?
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Unless we have
another love child.
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Deal with him.
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He needs a mother figure.
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I'm not saying you're not entitled
to spend time with him.
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I'm just saying
I'm entitled, too.
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I don't know how to deal with him
when he's being reasonable.
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This is reasonable?
This is crazy.
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You're not a child,
you can make your own plans.
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No. Crazy is what House
would normally do in this situation,
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swap your lubricant
with super glue.
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The man knows me.
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This is his way
of accepting us.
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It's actually a very
touching moment.
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I'm proposing I get every other
day and every other weekend.
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I have Yoga Wednesdays,
you can have him then,
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but you have to have
him home by 11:00.
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We can swap weekends.
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Mondays and Wednesdays.
And midnight.
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If he's not home till midnight,
we won't be asleep till almost 2:00.
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Wilson, make a ruling.
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(LAUGHS)
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No.
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You two are like dogs circling
each other in the park.
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And I say that
with all the love in the world.
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You need to sniff
each other's butts, bare your teeth
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and arrive at some
strange détente.
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Otherwise you'll
end up biting each other's eyes out.
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Again, with all the
love in the world.
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I'll let you sniff first.
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Take my deal or get
out of my apartment.
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Take my deal or I move in.
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This guy worked for Habitat
for Humanity in Costa Rica.
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And coaches handicapped kids.
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You think we should do a work up,
on the other coaches?
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It is possible
he's too perfect.
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I'm not saying he's perfect,
I'm saying he's trying to be.
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It's what people do.
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What?
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That's not what people do.
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People usually suck, but they
want to be good, want to be nice.
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House?
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Exception that
proves the rule.
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What sort of
argument is that?
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Bad one.
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That might be relevant.
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Hydrofluoric acid. Lowers his calcium,
causes the fainting and taste issue.
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But not the niceness.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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You are King Solomon.
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If you want us to cut him in half,
we're cool with that.
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My boyfriend's too much of a wuss
to make the call for himself.
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And I mean that with
all the love in the world.
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I'm gonna piss off one of them.
And they both scare me.
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"Your treatment of patients
is reprehensible."
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You're reading his
performance review?
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I'm busy. We have
a nurses' strike.
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"Your management of employees
borders on abuse."
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Let's go.
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No, I...
I want to hear it.
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"You are overtly contemptuous
of hospital hierarchy."
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And covertly.
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But I suppose, you
didn't know about that.
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"Your attitude towards supervisory
personnel is disrespectful.
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"And a disturbingly large proportion of
your comments are racist or sexist."
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That top makes you look
like an Afghani prostitute.
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Would be an example of that.
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Sign this.
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- House, I got the...
- It can wait.
201
00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:30,295
I will sign if you
will give us a ruling.
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00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:34,299
I will give you a ruling
if you do the reviews on your team.
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I'd be happy to continue
the mockery of this process.
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- What did you offer him?
- Wednesdays till 11 :00,
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and alternate weekends.
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Wednesdays till 11 :00,
and alternate weekends.
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Yes! Wednesday nights
are Ladies' Nights at Cheetah's.
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Calcium's normal.
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Wow. It really could wait.
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- Everything's normal.
- And you thought it wouldn't be?
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He's a carpet cleaner, he's got
a home full of hydrofluoric acid.
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Doesn't mean his
calcium should be low.
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00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,495
Yeah, actually, it kind of does.
HF causes lower levels of...
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- Lower, not low.
- Lower than normal.
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Lower than yesterday.
Yesterday might have been high.
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00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,460
What's lower than high?
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He actually has hypercalcemia,
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which is being lowered
to normal by the HF.
219
00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:18,718
So what gives us elevated calcium,
bad taste and fainting?
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I take it you know.
221
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,430
Get the team.
This is gonna be fun.
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Hello, again.
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These people think
you're not too nice.
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Too nice? For what?
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For life as we know it to have evolved
without an intelligent designer.
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I'm going to
prove them wrong.
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Your wife is very ugly.
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Get out of here.
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JEFF: Deb...
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He's obviously
trying to prove a point.
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I think I just did. You're either
perfect or you're sick.
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And in my experience,
sick is much more common.
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He's not sick. He's nice.
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Nice in the sense that your toaster
is nice for making you breakfast.
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It's the only thing his
wiring will let him do.
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He has Williams Syndrome.
237
00:13:04,263 --> 00:13:07,725
Your husband is missing
the genes that make him suspicious.
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You're wrong, he's...
239
00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:11,020
Relax, there's no cure.
240
00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:13,314
He's gonna go right on
tasting lemon meringue pie,
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fainting and being a sap.
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What about the other symptoms?
243
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He has no other symptoms.
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But Williams does.
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He's got the teeth,
the glasses...
246
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Williams cuts IQ by 20...
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He doesn't work in
the physics department,
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00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,204
except when they spill
a black hole on their carpet.
249
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,123
Elfin appearance?
250
00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:33,709
Yeah, he's more Legolas
than Keebler.
251
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:36,587
Bet you he can still crack
off a batch of Pecan Sandies.
252
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:37,880
Perfect pitch?
253
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:39,757
You love to karaoke, right?
254
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:42,718
- I suck.
- Modest.
255
00:13:42,844 --> 00:13:45,179
- Another symptom.
- No, he really does suck.
256
00:13:45,847 --> 00:13:47,974
Give us a warble.
Know any Cher?
257
00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:50,309
No, but I know Bread.
258
00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:53,354
(SINGING)
Baby, I'm-a want you
259
00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:56,149
Baby, I'm-a need you
260
00:13:56,691 --> 00:14:01,529
You're the only one
I care enough to hurt about
261
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,364
Maybe I'm-a...
262
00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:08,744
(SINGING INCOHERENTLY)
263
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:09,871
What's the matter?
264
00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:10,913
(GROANS)
265
00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:12,790
He's stroking!
266
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,964
Not a moment too soon.
267
00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:32,768
TAUB: You were wrong.
268
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:36,981
Why do people say that with such
pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know.
269
00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:39,775
It means the patient gets to keep
being nice. Why does that offend you?
270
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,027
It's the way he said it.
271
00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:45,781
He wasn't relieved, he was excited.
He was also wrong.
272
00:14:45,907 --> 00:14:47,909
And I say that with
no sense of pleasure.
273
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:49,452
KUTNER: Patient tested
negative for Williams,
274
00:14:49,577 --> 00:14:51,662
which means the stroke
and everything else wasn't caused...
275
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:55,791
You have a friendly demeanor
but you sometimes get too involved.
276
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:58,669
You relate well
to your peers and patients
277
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:01,839
and you complete tasks
in a timely manner.
278
00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:03,925
Please sign.
279
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,343
- What the hell was that?
- I have to give
280
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,553
each of you
performance reviews.
281
00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:10,640
Plenty of other conditions
can cause debilitating niceness.
282
00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:12,892
How is that supposed
to help him?
283
00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,353
I don't know,
how was it supposed to help Wilson?
284
00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:18,105
Cross out Wilson's name and the date
and then fill in your own.
285
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:20,733
The point of a review
is to give feedback to help...
286
00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:22,652
I'm thinking neurosyphilis.
287
00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:25,655
Wouldn't show up on the MRI
without contrast.
288
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,992
I'll go run the tests.
289
00:15:35,331 --> 00:15:39,377
He doesn't think it's syphilis, but
he's gonna go run those tests anyway.
290
00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:42,255
Because he doesn't know,
that's why we do tests.
291
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,966
Because he's a wimp.
Because he's afraid of you.
292
00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:47,718
You want me to intimidate him
into not being afraid?
293
00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:49,887
- Not sure I know how to do that.
- Reviews make a difference.
294
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,597
People have to listen,
so they have to learn...
295
00:15:51,722 --> 00:15:52,932
I don't think the right time
296
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:56,018
to tell the dog not to pee
on the rug is semi-annually.
297
00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,937
You don't want to
do the paperwork.
298
00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:00,523
I am concerned
about the rain forest.
299
00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:02,275
(SIGHS)
300
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,818
I'll do it.
301
00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,027
I know.
302
00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:12,076
I don't have syphilis.
303
00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:13,619
You don't know.
304
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:16,247
How many ways
are there to get it?
305
00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:18,791
You can know who you had sex with,
you can't know who she...
306
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,001
I do.
307
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,377
Not for sure.
308
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:27,091
It's a waste of time. I had a stroke.
You can't keep wasting time.
309
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:28,384
We were tested
for the Peace Corps.
310
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,802
Ten years ago.
311
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:32,430
You haven't been with
your wife every minute of every day.
312
00:16:32,555 --> 00:16:34,640
You think I'm naive,
don't you?
313
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:37,643
I think you're... Yeah.
314
00:16:37,768 --> 00:16:38,978
I know my wife.
315
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,187
She's not perfect.
316
00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:43,149
I'm not perfect.
But she loves me.
317
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:50,239
And she's always loved me.
Every minute, every day.
318
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,911
(PLAYING BLUES MUSIC)
319
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:00,583
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
320
00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:07,131
You're 15 minutes late.
321
00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:12,219
Have you heard the good news?
322
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:14,597
Miley Cyrus is playing
a third night at the Spectrum?
323
00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:16,599
Happiness is possible.
324
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,893
And not just in this life
but in the next. Where you can...
325
00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:22,980
Oh, you're selling religion! I'm sorry,
I bought some Islam yesterday.
326
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:25,816
Well, it's where your light
showed signs before mending...
327
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,276
MAN: Have a good evening.
328
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,111
- You're late.
- Fifteen minutes.
329
00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,405
Sixteen minutes.
My sixteen minutes.
330
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,158
So keep him an extra
sixteen minutes.
331
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:35,785
You hear that?
She doesn't care.
332
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,829
You're going mini-golfing, what's it
matter? You've got a tee-off time?
333
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:41,207
It matters because you don't
get to decide what matters.
334
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:44,126
It was my fault.
I had to take a shower.
335
00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:46,837
Which was my fault.
336
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,255
I have to take a dump.
337
00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:51,967
Anything else I don't need
to know before you leave?
338
00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:57,848
Have fun on your play date.
You've got mommy's numbers, right?
339
00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:00,935
Daddy needs a drink.
340
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,320
I was thinking, if we discount
the niceness issue...
341
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:12,780
Sit down.
342
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:19,704
- I think it's a heart defect.
- Nothing on the echo.
343
00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:22,665
Could be a patent foramen ovale.
Explains the stroke and the syncope
344
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,126
and a PFO wouldn't show up
on a routine echo.
345
00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:26,460
I'm going to do a bubble test.
346
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,254
You got a minute, first?
347
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:31,048
Sure.
348
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:35,219
I think you've shown remarkable strength
in a difficult situation.
349
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,013
Are you giving me
a performance review?
350
00:18:38,139 --> 00:18:39,098
A good one.
351
00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:42,143
I'm gonna do a bubble test.
352
00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:45,604
There was enough blood left over from
his admission work up to run the VDRL.
353
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,564
You doubted your patient?
354
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:49,900
No, what I thought
didn't matter.
355
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:52,820
House said he wouldn't let us go on
until we ruled out neurosyphilis.
356
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:54,905
It's not neurosyphilis,
it's a PFO.
357
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:58,451
It's neurosyphilis.
The tests were positive.
358
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,545
It's always the same conversation.
They tell you you must be mistaken,
359
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:13,132
which is why I always run the tests
twice. Then they blame the other guy.
360
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:14,800
Which makes sense
if they're innocent.
361
00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:16,510
But, obviously,
half of them aren't.
362
00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:19,930
They don't seem to get that they're
busted. Scientifically proven.
363
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:21,766
Unless your spouse
cheated, too.
364
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,602
Exactly. That's what you're praying for
in that moment, that she cheated, too.
365
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:26,729
And then, if she doesn't kill
you, you know that she did.
366
00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:28,230
You'd know she betrayed you.
367
00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:31,817
And then you realize
that that sucks worse.
368
00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:37,031
(CLEARS THROAT)
369
00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,033
The test must be wrong.
370
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:41,035
I ran it twice.
371
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,538
Not that test. The one
I took 10 years ago.
372
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:48,042
What other explanation
is there?
373
00:19:58,219 --> 00:20:00,012
He really sees no
other possibility.
374
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:02,014
Did you have an affair?
375
00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:02,973
No.
376
00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:04,850
Then why aren't you
angry with him?
377
00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:11,690
You ever know anybody
who's just too nice?
378
00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:13,776
- No.
- It's annoying.
379
00:20:13,984 --> 00:20:15,444
Then you realize it's annoying
380
00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:17,863
because they remind you
of what you're not,
381
00:20:17,988 --> 00:20:21,075
that you'll never be
as good as they are.
382
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,703
And then you think,
why can't I?
383
00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:27,456
And before you know it,
384
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:30,417
that naive idiot
you laughed at
385
00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,713
has made you
a better person.
386
00:20:36,465 --> 00:20:42,304
You really think I've been in love
all these years with a symptom?
387
00:20:43,013 --> 00:20:44,974
If syphilis caused
lesions in his brain,
388
00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:48,018
and the lesions
caused personality changes...
389
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:51,814
You may notice a change in him,
as his condition improves.
390
00:20:53,274 --> 00:20:56,026
I know my husband.
He's not going to change.
391
00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:59,154
You should get
yourself tested.
392
00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:04,368
So much for the bell curve.
393
00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:06,912
How can House be an ass
without it being an illness,
394
00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:08,914
but niceness is
a biological crime?
395
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:10,875
You got five bucks?
396
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,376
Yeah...
397
00:21:14,753 --> 00:21:18,883
Niceness just cost you five bucks,
being an ass generally turns a profit.
398
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,970
Kutner, could you excuse us?
I need to do Taub's review.
399
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:24,763
You can stay.
400
00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:27,474
I think it'd be better
if this was done privately.
401
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,976
This isn't going to be done.
402
00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:30,936
What is it with you guys?
I've given you advice before.
403
00:21:31,061 --> 00:21:32,396
Not as our boss.
404
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:34,607
What's the difference?
Advice is advice.
405
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,358
Fair enough. I'll go first.
406
00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:37,443
(CLEARS THROAT)
407
00:21:38,193 --> 00:21:40,696
"You demonstrate a great air of
confidence,
408
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,156
which is really pissing me off."
409
00:21:42,281 --> 00:21:44,033
- House authorized me to...
- How long have you known him?
410
00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:45,576
- He's using you.
- I volunteered because
411
00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:46,577
- I knew he wouldn't...
- He could care less
412
00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:48,996
about the paperwork. He's using
you to screw with you.
413
00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:51,582
He knows it'll annoy us,
we'll stand up to you,
414
00:21:51,707 --> 00:21:53,000
which will force you
to confront the fact that
415
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,376
even though you think
you're our superior,
416
00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:55,711
you're no different from us.
417
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:59,173
He gave you authority,
to keep you in your place.
418
00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:03,510
- It's true.
- Thanks.
419
00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:04,511
Not him. What did he say?
420
00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:06,055
Nothing. What's true?
421
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,890
If there's something
wrong with this guy,
422
00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:11,101
it means there's something
wrong with House.
423
00:22:17,483 --> 00:22:20,069
Are you trying
to get me drunk?
424
00:22:20,194 --> 00:22:21,320
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
425
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,698
- What time is it?
- 10:30.
426
00:22:24,823 --> 00:22:25,950
(EXCLAIMS)
427
00:22:26,158 --> 00:22:26,992
She'll kill you.
428
00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:29,536
I'll get you home
before lights out.
429
00:22:29,662 --> 00:22:35,209
Great, then she'll kill me.
If I get any more drunk...
430
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,505
It might not work.
431
00:22:41,298 --> 00:22:43,676
If you know what I mean.
432
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,678
Really?
433
00:22:45,928 --> 00:22:49,682
You'd think one or more of your ex-wives
would have mentioned that to me.
434
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:52,059
They told you? Wait.
435
00:22:52,184 --> 00:22:54,770
Why do you want
to get Amber angry?
436
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:56,188
Because I'm your friend.
437
00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:58,232
No, no, no, you said
you approved.
438
00:22:58,357 --> 00:23:00,192
(CELL PHONE RINGING) You said
you were taking the high road.
439
00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:02,027
For how long, the first exit?
440
00:23:02,152 --> 00:23:06,407
Hello, and thank you from saving me
from being righteous to death.
441
00:23:06,532 --> 00:23:07,783
THIRTEEN:
Patient's vomiting blood.
442
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:08,951
Hematemesis could indicate...
443
00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:10,911
HOUSE:
Don't put it on the board.
444
00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:12,079
You don't think
it's a symptom?
445
00:23:12,204 --> 00:23:14,164
I think it's my marker.
446
00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:16,000
HOUSE: He has syph and what?
447
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:18,585
And syph. It can
cause hematemesis.
448
00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:21,296
Not everyone agrees.
449
00:23:21,422 --> 00:23:22,715
How could you...
450
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,675
Because if you all thought
it was just syph
451
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,969
you wouldn't have woken me up
in the middle of the night.
452
00:23:27,094 --> 00:23:28,804
If it was just syph,
he wouldn't be getting worse.
453
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,097
He's already on penicillin.
454
00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:31,724
The bleeding's probably
from liver damage,
455
00:23:31,849 --> 00:23:35,477
probably caused by ethanol in
the cleansers or the penicillin.
456
00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:38,313
Two more probablies
than I like to hear.
457
00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:40,858
Liver test and serologies,
are going to take a full day.
458
00:23:40,983 --> 00:23:42,568
Full night, actually.
459
00:23:42,693 --> 00:23:44,153
Guy might not
make it to brunch.
460
00:23:47,322 --> 00:23:50,743
Yes, I knew about
your issue with alcohol.
461
00:23:50,868 --> 00:23:52,911
Yes, I intentionally
got you drunk
462
00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,747
to provoke an argument,
between you and Amber.
463
00:23:54,872 --> 00:23:57,708
And why I'd do such a thing
is an interesting question.
464
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,669
But what's more interesting
is that you knew as much as I did,
465
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:04,882
and you're the one who's pouring down
the drinks. Why?
466
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:07,760
Because I thought I was out
having fun with a friend.
467
00:24:07,885 --> 00:24:11,138
I didn't know the
drinks had subtext.
468
00:24:11,263 --> 00:24:14,266
I gotta get home.
469
00:24:17,478 --> 00:24:19,938
GGT's normal,
that rules out alcohol.
470
00:24:20,064 --> 00:24:21,440
TAUB: What about
serum protein?
471
00:24:21,565 --> 00:24:22,649
It's positive.
472
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,777
Kind of assumed
he had protein.
473
00:24:24,902 --> 00:24:26,904
It's how much protein
he has that we care about.
474
00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:28,822
He's positive for syphilis.
475
00:24:28,947 --> 00:24:31,617
Do you mind if I give you
a performance review?
476
00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:36,705
Not the patient. House.
He has syphilis.
477
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:45,672
What happened?
478
00:24:46,715 --> 00:24:50,260
Every time I searched my soul,
I found Anna.
479
00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:52,930
Are you going to tell Marie?
480
00:24:53,055 --> 00:24:54,598
I have to.
481
00:24:54,723 --> 00:24:56,058
WOMAN ON TV:
It will destroy her!
482
00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:58,769
MAN ON TV:
Will it be any worse...
483
00:25:00,687 --> 00:25:02,606
Yes?
484
00:25:02,731 --> 00:25:04,942
You might want
to turn off the TV.
485
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:09,321
I'm multitasking.
Also doing my taxes. And Cuddy.
486
00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:10,739
What did you find out?
487
00:25:10,864 --> 00:25:12,825
Patient has hepatitis.
488
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,828
I assume from your omission of the word
"viral" before the "hep"
489
00:25:15,953 --> 00:25:17,788
that it's not another STD.
490
00:25:17,913 --> 00:25:20,791
Put him on steroids and test him for
sarcoid before the liver failure
491
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:23,627
becomes liver failed.
492
00:25:23,752 --> 00:25:25,963
We're all doing this.
493
00:25:26,964 --> 00:25:29,258
There's more?
494
00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:31,552
You have syphilis.
495
00:25:31,969 --> 00:25:33,971
MAN ON TV: Love lasts forever.
496
00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:41,019
No, I don't.
497
00:25:41,145 --> 00:25:42,813
One of us found a vial of your blood
in the lab from when we...
498
00:25:42,938 --> 00:25:44,648
Which one of you?
499
00:25:44,773 --> 00:25:46,275
It's treatable.
500
00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:50,654
We filled a prescription.
501
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,038
You Okay?
502
00:26:22,352 --> 00:26:25,731
So, this is why
he is who he is.
503
00:26:25,856 --> 00:26:26,857
We don't know.
504
00:26:26,982 --> 00:26:29,860
We know. It's not just
a coincidence.
505
00:26:29,985 --> 00:26:31,403
Wilson says he's
always been a jerk.
506
00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:32,613
But he got worse.
507
00:26:32,821 --> 00:26:33,822
After his leg.
508
00:26:33,947 --> 00:26:35,532
The leg was a coincidence.
509
00:26:35,782 --> 00:26:38,160
Did you sleep with him?
510
00:26:42,998 --> 00:26:45,792
So what's going to happen?
What's gonna change?
511
00:26:45,918 --> 00:26:46,877
Maybe he'll be less of a jerk.
512
00:26:47,002 --> 00:26:48,629
Or less of a doctor.
513
00:26:48,754 --> 00:26:50,172
You gotta be a jerk
to be a good doctor?
514
00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:51,882
I don't know.
Maybe House does.
515
00:26:52,007 --> 00:26:53,508
Why aren't you answering me?
516
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:56,011
Because it's none
of their business.
517
00:26:57,679 --> 00:26:58,931
It's none of your business.
518
00:26:59,056 --> 00:27:02,601
I think the STD makes
it my business.
519
00:27:05,562 --> 00:27:07,105
Humans are complicated.
520
00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:08,482
Humans are simple.
521
00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:10,317
A million different things
make us who we are.
522
00:27:10,442 --> 00:27:12,486
You change one,
you change everything.
523
00:27:12,611 --> 00:27:16,114
If Mozart was better adjusted,
524
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,409
decides to play catch one day,
maybe there's no Magic Flute.
525
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:27,292
You did, didn't you?
526
00:27:30,921 --> 00:27:32,714
Something I need to tell you.
527
00:27:32,839 --> 00:27:34,883
AMBER: You returned
him drunk.
528
00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:38,136
- On time.
- Drunk.
529
00:27:38,262 --> 00:27:40,514
On time. No tag backs.
530
00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:42,933
The purpose of the time
was to give me time.
531
00:27:43,058 --> 00:27:44,101
So you didn't have sex...
532
00:27:44,226 --> 00:27:46,353
- I like sex.
- You can have it tonight.
533
00:27:46,478 --> 00:27:48,021
The L Word is on.
534
00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:50,816
You don't get to
decide what matters.
535
00:27:50,941 --> 00:27:54,695
Either you're genuinely afraid
I'm gonna make him miserable,
536
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:58,949
or you're afraid I'm gonna make him
happy, or you simply can't stop screwing
537
00:27:59,074 --> 00:28:01,034
with anything that moves. it doesn't
really matter because,
538
00:28:01,159 --> 00:28:02,327
whatever the reason,
539
00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:08,125
you'll only get worse.
Until either I stop seeing Wilson
540
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,669
or I stop you.
541
00:28:14,089 --> 00:28:16,091
What do you think
I'm going to choose?
542
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:19,094
If you terminate the agreement, that's
not gonna bring peace to the Mideast.
543
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,346
I'm not terminating
the agreement.
544
00:28:21,471 --> 00:28:24,182
I'm amending the agreement.
545
00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:26,893
I'm adding penalty clauses.
546
00:28:27,019 --> 00:28:30,605
Fine. Whoever violates it
gets their finger cut off.
547
00:28:30,731 --> 00:28:32,482
- I'm serious.
- So am I.
548
00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:33,859
You want people
to drive safer,
549
00:28:33,984 --> 00:28:36,945
take out the airbags and attach a
machete pointing at their neck.
550
00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,406
No one will drive over
three miles per hour.
551
00:28:39,531 --> 00:28:40,782
- I'm not cutting...
- We'll figure it out.
552
00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:42,617
On your time.
553
00:28:45,829 --> 00:28:46,830
(SIGHS)
554
00:28:53,378 --> 00:28:58,383
You know she's certifiable,
right? I got forms in my desk.
555
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,511
Where is she wrong?
556
00:29:02,888 --> 00:29:05,182
What were you
going to tell me?
557
00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:06,725
Nothing.
558
00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:09,144
You're punishing me?
559
00:29:09,353 --> 00:29:13,732
I needed to tell you
something privately.
560
00:29:13,857 --> 00:29:15,567
I'm not gonna tell her.
561
00:29:15,692 --> 00:29:18,820
You'll tell her. She's your girlfriend.
You should tell her.
562
00:29:18,945 --> 00:29:20,405
You're my friend.
563
00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:21,531
It's not the same.
564
00:29:22,908 --> 00:29:24,701
Don't sulk.
565
00:29:26,828 --> 00:29:28,622
Where am I wrong?
566
00:29:29,664 --> 00:29:30,665
(DOOR CLOSES)
567
00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:35,420
"Your management style
is counterproductive.
568
00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:38,090
"You gave me authority over the team
just so they could undercut..."
569
00:29:38,215 --> 00:29:40,926
Critiquing the clap-addled?
570
00:29:41,051 --> 00:29:42,552
Sort of tasteless.
571
00:29:42,677 --> 00:29:45,347
I don't feel like waiting
until your genitals cleared up.
572
00:29:45,472 --> 00:29:47,641
You need to formalize
my authority over the team.
573
00:29:48,058 --> 00:29:49,184
No, I don't.
574
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,019
You don't think I'm qualified?
575
00:29:51,144 --> 00:29:52,896
Compared to those three?
576
00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:54,815
You want to punish Cuddy
for hiring me without...
577
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,817
I like Cuddy.
578
00:29:56,942 --> 00:29:58,819
Parts of her.
579
00:29:58,944 --> 00:30:00,654
You want to crush the team,
by crushing me?
580
00:30:00,779 --> 00:30:02,989
I want to empower them.
581
00:30:03,907 --> 00:30:06,660
Those three idiots
need to respect you.
582
00:30:06,785 --> 00:30:09,996
They should respect you.
They should be afraid of you.
583
00:30:10,122 --> 00:30:11,581
So I have to humiliate you.
584
00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:13,625
See, if the team fears you,
they won't question you,
585
00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,335
if they don't question you,
they won't get any answers,
586
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,671
if they don't get any answers,
they're useless.
587
00:30:17,796 --> 00:30:19,131
Mocking me saves lives?
588
00:30:19,256 --> 00:30:21,842
Hospital will probably build
you a statue one day.
589
00:30:22,134 --> 00:30:24,219
You know, with a "kick me"
sign, on the back.
590
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,096
So when you think about it,
the more I mock you,
591
00:30:26,221 --> 00:30:27,848
the more it shows
that I have respect for you.
592
00:30:27,973 --> 00:30:31,476
Or you made up that B.S.
because you like humiliating me.
593
00:30:31,601 --> 00:30:33,979
Wouldn't rule that
out completely.
594
00:30:34,104 --> 00:30:35,230
YOU busy?
595
00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:36,690
Almost done.
596
00:30:36,815 --> 00:30:43,238
So just remember, the rabbit goes around
the tree and jumps down the hole.
597
00:30:44,865 --> 00:30:47,033
Negative for sarcoidosis.
598
00:30:49,286 --> 00:30:51,079
Run him for everything
you can think of.
599
00:30:51,329 --> 00:30:55,959
Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth
Marx Brother nobody ever heard of.
600
00:30:57,961 --> 00:30:59,212
You bitch!
601
00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:04,259
I just went to get us some
lunch. You were asleep.
602
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:06,178
You moved my book!
603
00:31:07,137 --> 00:31:09,806
Jeff, calm down,
it's just the drugs.
604
00:31:09,931 --> 00:31:12,559
The drugs didn't move my...
605
00:31:12,684 --> 00:31:13,560
(JEFF GASPS)
606
00:31:13,685 --> 00:31:15,187
Jeff?
607
00:31:15,312 --> 00:31:16,813
(MACHINES BEEPING RAPIDLY)
608
00:31:16,938 --> 00:31:20,275
My husband's having a heart attack!
Can somebody help me, please?
609
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,112
Somebody help me, please!
610
00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:28,033
(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINES)
611
00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:34,831
She saved his life.
612
00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:38,793
Or she scabbed.
Depends on your point of view.
613
00:31:38,919 --> 00:31:43,381
So, what do we think? New symptom?
Or just a wife beater?
614
00:31:44,591 --> 00:31:45,592
Hey.
615
00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,262
Time for you to take
this baby for a spin.
616
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:56,394
We loaded him full of prednisone
to try to fix the liver.
617
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,689
Good news is, he's running out
of organs to fail.
618
00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:03,985
Prednisone could cause roid rage,
which could cause hypertension,
619
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:05,153
which results...
620
00:32:05,278 --> 00:32:06,863
Roid rage after six hours?
621
00:32:06,988 --> 00:32:10,158
That rate, by sundown,
he'll have eaten most of us.
622
00:32:12,661 --> 00:32:15,664
Still could be the penicillin,
allergic reaction.
623
00:32:15,789 --> 00:32:17,082
How does a fried liver
put him into a rage?
624
00:32:17,207 --> 00:32:19,584
It's not frying his liver,
it's frying his syphilis.
625
00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:22,420
The penicillin's working.
The real patient's emerging.
626
00:32:22,546 --> 00:32:26,174
So syphilis prevents
domestic violence.
627
00:32:26,299 --> 00:32:28,593
I'm gonna be even more
attractive to the ladies.
628
00:32:28,718 --> 00:32:30,971
I was going to test for a heart issue
before the syphilis.
629
00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:32,514
PFO could explain
the heart attack,
630
00:32:32,639 --> 00:32:36,434
and reduced blood flow to the brain
could explain the rage.
631
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,229
Well, they're all good ideas.
632
00:32:39,354 --> 00:32:40,605
Okay. Let's take a vote.
633
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:43,483
How many think
it's the roids talking?
634
00:32:44,276 --> 00:32:46,611
And who's for the penicillin?
635
00:32:46,736 --> 00:32:49,739
And how about
whatever she said?
636
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,619
Someone hasn't
raised their hand.
637
00:32:56,413 --> 00:32:58,498
Whatever I decide?
638
00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:01,042
You're setting me up.
639
00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:03,378
Why would I do that?
640
00:33:06,047 --> 00:33:07,507
PFO.
641
00:33:09,593 --> 00:33:10,927
'V : have it.
642
00:33:12,387 --> 00:33:16,391
I just hope the bubble test is positive.
Or it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.
643
00:33:23,315 --> 00:33:26,651
(CLATTERING)
644
00:33:26,776 --> 00:33:30,864
We gave van Gogh chelation therapy.
Turned him into a house painter.
645
00:33:31,281 --> 00:33:35,285
Maybe not.
Maybe we just put Hitler on Ritalin.
646
00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:37,704
Are you comparing
House to Hitler?
647
00:33:37,829 --> 00:33:38,872
Oh, God.
648
00:33:39,331 --> 00:33:42,334
Just because I don't think he's Hitler
doesn't mean I slept with him.
649
00:33:42,459 --> 00:33:45,629
I don't sleep with everyone
who's better than Hitler.
650
00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:49,507
Maybe Taub's right.
Maybe this is good.
651
00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:50,884
This is not good.
652
00:33:51,009 --> 00:33:55,639
He respected our opinions, he mocked
himself, he was civil, he shared.
653
00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:57,349
He didn't care.
654
00:33:57,474 --> 00:33:58,308
He never cares.
655
00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:02,187
He didn't vote. He always cared
about one thing,
656
00:34:02,312 --> 00:34:03,688
solving the puzzle.
657
00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:07,400
But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis,
he had no opinion of his own.
658
00:34:07,525 --> 00:34:10,987
He now cares about nothing.
659
00:34:11,112 --> 00:34:15,450
You had no choice, you had to treat him.
What's done is done.
660
00:34:24,459 --> 00:34:28,254
You know that thing I was going
to tell you? I gotta tell you.
661
00:34:28,797 --> 00:34:32,425
I gotta tell someone.
You have to swear not to tell C.B.
662
00:34:33,259 --> 00:34:35,512
- Whatever.
- That's not swearing, that's shrugging.
663
00:34:35,637 --> 00:34:37,555
It's actually the
opposite of swearing.
664
00:34:37,681 --> 00:34:39,307
I won't tell Amber.
665
00:34:45,438 --> 00:34:48,650
My team thinks
that I have syphilis.
666
00:34:49,442 --> 00:34:51,152
- Do you?
- Not yet.
667
00:34:51,903 --> 00:34:53,446
Why do they think you do?
668
00:34:53,571 --> 00:34:56,282
Because I knew they had access to
an old blood sample.
669
00:34:56,408 --> 00:34:58,535
I knew they'd test it
sometime for something.
670
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:01,121
Why would you swap your blood?
What are you afraid they'll find?
671
00:35:01,246 --> 00:35:05,417
Shut up, you're missing the point.
Now they think that I'm on penicillin.
672
00:35:06,793 --> 00:35:09,629
Is this some clever practical
joke that I'm not aware of?
673
00:35:09,754 --> 00:35:13,174
And as I get better,
I get nicer.
674
00:35:18,555 --> 00:35:19,764
That's brilliant.
675
00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:22,517
Foreman thinks I actually
value his opinion.
676
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:26,062
Thank God he said PFO
or I'd have had to do some dancing.
677
00:35:26,187 --> 00:35:27,397
You got time for bowling?
678
00:35:29,733 --> 00:35:32,444
Come on, it's work hours.
679
00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:34,779
I'll get my shoes.
680
00:35:36,865 --> 00:35:39,576
- So we don't need to talk about...
- No.
681
00:35:39,701 --> 00:35:41,202
- You're gonna keep screwing...
- Yeah.
682
00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:44,622
And you're gonna keep talking about it.
We are who we are.
683
00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:47,542
I'll get my shoes.
684
00:35:49,627 --> 00:35:53,173
Okay, got a good
view of the heart.
685
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:59,262
What if we lower House's
dosage? Maybe stabilize him?
686
00:35:59,387 --> 00:36:01,514
He doesn't get worse,
he doesn't get better.
687
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:04,768
Quite the line to walk. If we're wrong,
he dies of neurosyphilis.
688
00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:06,519
If we don't,
other people die.
689
00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:08,605
Other people
who aren't our boss.
690
00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:09,981
People.
691
00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:12,984
This sucks. The guy
had a gift. I killed...
692
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,655
- Hi. What...
- House doesn't have syphilis.
693
00:36:17,781 --> 00:36:19,616
He switched
the blood samples.
694
00:36:20,408 --> 00:36:21,409
How do you know that?
695
00:36:21,534 --> 00:36:22,660
House told Wilson.
696
00:36:22,786 --> 00:36:25,622
I wanted to ruin
House's day. See you.
697
00:36:27,582 --> 00:36:29,584
- We're idiots.
- We're not idiots.
698
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,377
Positive blood test
means positive blood test.
699
00:36:31,503 --> 00:36:32,796
Apparently not.
700
00:36:33,588 --> 00:36:35,590
There they are.
Let's see if they...
701
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,842
What are you doing?
We're not done.
702
00:36:37,967 --> 00:36:39,594
He doesn't have syphilis.
703
00:36:40,345 --> 00:36:41,429
I know.
704
00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:52,023
KUTNER: Patient tested
positive for syphilis, right?
705
00:36:52,649 --> 00:36:54,025
Is this some sort of recap?
706
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:56,736
But why did he test
positive for syphilis?
707
00:36:56,861 --> 00:36:58,863
Oh, oh, I know this.
708
00:36:59,072 --> 00:37:01,032
Either, one,
he has syphilis.
709
00:37:01,366 --> 00:37:02,242
I was gonna say that.
710
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:04,369
Or two, the test
was wrong twice.
711
00:37:04,494 --> 00:37:07,872
Or three, he gave us
someone else's blood.
712
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:16,381
- Who?
- Amber.
713
00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:22,720
Get that idiotic smile out of my face,
I gotta go on a killing spree.
714
00:37:23,012 --> 00:37:26,808
Or four, he has something that tests
positive for syphilis.
715
00:37:28,184 --> 00:37:29,894
- It's not Chagas.
- He worked in Costa Rica,
716
00:37:30,019 --> 00:37:31,062
before he was married.
717
00:37:31,437 --> 00:37:33,857
Is two a spree or do
I have to kill you too?
718
00:37:34,315 --> 00:37:35,942
Chagas wouldn't
explain the niceness.
719
00:37:36,067 --> 00:37:40,321
I've heard of remote tribes that
actually practice acts of kindness.
720
00:37:40,446 --> 00:37:43,074
Or the Chagas
caused encephalitis.
721
00:37:43,199 --> 00:37:44,325
The MRI showed no signs...
722
00:37:44,450 --> 00:37:47,203
Until we started him on steroids,
compromised the immune system
723
00:37:47,328 --> 00:37:48,621
and let the
infection flare up.
724
00:37:48,746 --> 00:37:52,292
I did another one.
It's not much.
725
00:37:55,295 --> 00:37:56,921
It's plenty.
726
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,968
You figured this out
because I don't have syphilis?
727
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,762
Damn.
728
00:38:06,389 --> 00:38:08,850
It should have
been my epiphany.
729
00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:14,147
Good news and bad news.
730
00:38:15,023 --> 00:38:17,984
Good news is,
we know what you have,
731
00:38:18,109 --> 00:38:21,821
it's treatable,
and you're going to live.
732
00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:24,240
Really?
733
00:38:24,365 --> 00:38:25,450
What's the bad news?
734
00:38:25,575 --> 00:38:28,953
The cure is a grueling
course of pills.
735
00:38:29,078 --> 00:38:30,163
It's like
736
00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:33,583
one a day for a month.
737
00:38:33,708 --> 00:38:35,752
Now you're just trying
to make me laugh.
738
00:38:35,877 --> 00:38:37,837
Yeah, like that's a challenge.
739
00:38:37,962 --> 00:38:39,464
You have Chagas disease.
740
00:38:39,589 --> 00:38:42,634
It's a parasite. It's been
asymptomatic for 10 years.
741
00:38:42,759 --> 00:38:45,845
Not quite. Your brain's been
swollen, not enough to see,
742
00:38:45,970 --> 00:38:47,513
but enough to alter
your personality.
743
00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:48,765
We're back to that?
744
00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:51,309
He screamed at you,
you don't think he can change?
745
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,062
That was because of the drugs.
746
00:38:54,187 --> 00:38:57,398
So you think drugs
are more powerful than parasites?
747
00:38:57,523 --> 00:39:00,318
I mean, the ones we're gonna give you to
treat the parasites obviously are,
748
00:39:00,443 --> 00:39:03,947
but I stand by the principle.
749
00:39:04,072 --> 00:39:06,199
(JEFF BREATHES DEEPLY)
750
00:39:09,535 --> 00:39:11,871
I'm not worried.
751
00:39:11,996 --> 00:39:12,997
Neither am I.
752
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:18,294
Neither am I. But that's
because I don't care.
753
00:39:34,227 --> 00:39:35,228
Reviews?
754
00:39:35,353 --> 00:39:38,064
It was brought to my
attention that, on occasion,
755
00:39:38,189 --> 00:39:40,316
I am not respectful
of hospital hierarchy.
756
00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:42,568
The word was "contemptuous."
757
00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:51,953
Well phrased, thoughtful...
758
00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:58,209
identically phrased.
These are all the same.
759
00:39:58,334 --> 00:40:02,755
Because underneath it all,
we are all the same.
760
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,217
And Foreman refused
to type his up.
761
00:40:06,342 --> 00:40:07,635
Well, it's more
than I expected.
762
00:40:08,386 --> 00:40:10,346
There's an extra one in there.
763
00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:23,443
"Your treatment of patients
is nonexistent
764
00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:27,238
"because you're not a doctor,
you're an administrator."
765
00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:29,782
Foreman convinced me
that these could be helpful.
766
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:31,826
"Your management
of employees is,
767
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:35,246
well, let's face it, they're
outside carrying signs."
768
00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:39,083
The strike ended. The nurses have been
back for two shifts already.
769
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:42,378
You'd think I'd have noticed.
What exactly did they do around here?
770
00:40:47,383 --> 00:40:52,722
"You act like employees should fear and
respect you, but your eyes tell us...
771
00:40:52,847 --> 00:40:55,725
"Actually your eyes tell us nothing,
because we're looking at your boobs,
772
00:40:55,850 --> 00:40:57,852
"which tell us that you're desperate
to have someone jump on you
773
00:40:57,977 --> 00:41:01,606
"and tell you they love you one grunted
syllable at a time.
774
00:41:01,731 --> 00:41:05,234
"What you want, you run away from.
What you need, you don't have a clue.
775
00:41:05,359 --> 00:41:09,614
"What you've accomplished
makes you proud.
776
00:41:09,739 --> 00:41:11,699
"But you're still miserable."
777
00:41:12,742 --> 00:41:14,494
Please sign.
778
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,748
I got a call from Amber today.
779
00:41:18,873 --> 00:41:22,001
Says there's been
a violation your contract.
780
00:41:22,126 --> 00:41:24,921
You've been seeing
Wilson on her time.
781
00:41:25,046 --> 00:41:26,506
She breached confidentiality.
782
00:41:26,631 --> 00:41:29,759
You can let it slide,
Officer, we're even.
783
00:41:29,884 --> 00:41:33,262
Yes, you are.
You're both losing fingers.
784
00:41:36,641 --> 00:41:38,142
Look what I found.
785
00:41:38,267 --> 00:41:39,268
Nice.
786
00:41:42,939 --> 00:41:45,191
They think you might be able
to come home tomorrow.
787
00:41:45,316 --> 00:41:47,026
Yeah? That's good.
788
00:41:50,279 --> 00:41:51,322
What's the matter?
789
00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:54,784
The ketchup. There's something
wrong with that.
790
00:41:58,538 --> 00:42:01,332
Tastes fine.
ls there anything else?
791
00:42:01,457 --> 00:42:03,167
Everything else is great.
792
00:42:03,292 --> 00:42:07,547
I just, I don't know, I guess
I don't like ketchup anymore.
793
00:42:08,756 --> 00:42:11,008
Wonder what else I don't like.
794
00:42:29,193 --> 00:42:30,611
Roll over.
795
00:42:33,364 --> 00:42:35,116
We need a tougher punishment.
796
00:42:35,241 --> 00:42:37,994
You want to come over
to the poopy side?
797
00:42:39,328 --> 00:42:42,206
So where are you two
going Friday night?
798
00:42:42,331 --> 00:42:43,249
Dinner at L'Auberge.
799
00:42:47,044 --> 00:42:49,297
You're lying.
800
00:42:49,422 --> 00:42:50,381
Of course I am.
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