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Grandma's got some cash.
We could steal that.
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What kind of creep
are you?
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We steal from strangers.
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Hey, Grandma's not
gonna call the cops.
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Look.
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Either you start doing this,
or you get a job.
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That guy-
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You're gonna remember that guy
for the rest of your life.
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Hey. How you doing?
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I said...
Hey, give me all your cash!
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Why?
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You want to buy yourself a pretty dress,
you little bitch?
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- He ain't kidding, man.
- Where's your wallet?
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On your sister's nightstand.
I forgot it after I paid her.
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- Whoa, Tony...
- You want to die tonight?
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I said
where's your wallet?
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(COUGHING)
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I think he's sick.
Maybe you shouldn't.
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He's faking.
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Look, go in his pockets.
Grab his wallet.
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(wmzeznqe)
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Good. Let's go.
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(COUGHING)
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You all right, man?
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He's fine.
He's faking it.
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(COUGHING CONTINUES)
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(DIALING)
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Yeah, I need an ambulance
at Maple and Fourth.
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There's a really sick guy.
I think he got mugged.
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- What?
- Are you happy? Let's go!
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Today, we're hunting for
the cat burglar of diseases.
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Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail,
but leaves no fingerprints.
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Respiratory distress,
could be asthma.
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No hyperinflation
on the x-ray.
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Food allergy. Could have eaten
shellfish or peanuts.
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No hives.
No erythema on the skin.
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Pulmonary embolism.
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Embolisms don't
magically dissolve.
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What are you doing here?
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LaTYTIQOSpasm.
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Frosty fall air
hits his vocal cords,
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they spasm shut,
choke him out.
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Good idea. You've been
tremendously helpful.
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- You can leave.
- I just hired him.
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Well, I fired him.
To infinity.
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You didn't tell him
I was coming back?
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She did.
I said no.
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When your extended
job interview slash reality TV show
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killed a patient,
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you lost
your veto power.
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Everybody,
this is Dr. Foreman. He will...
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Does this mean
there's one less slot for us?
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It's still
Dr. House's department.
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He decides who stays,
who goes...
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Foreman goes.
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But Dr. Foreman
will be my eyes and ears.
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You do nothing
without his knowledge.
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Oh!
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Just in case I need them
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where exactly will Dr. Foreman
be keeping my balls?
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If you wanna keep your jobs,
that never happened.
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The only way to get the cat burglar is
to catch him in the act.
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Give the patient
a methacholine challenge.
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See if it sets off
laryngospasm.
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You want us to
stop his breathing?
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Well, only until
you can figure out why.
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After that,
it would be irresponsible.
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You and I should talk.
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I'm sorry.
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She didn't have
to do that publicly.
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Yes, she did.
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She had to establish her dominance
in front of them. Limit my power.
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There's nothing
we can do.
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Well, that's not
the never-say-never Dr. Foreman I know.
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There's lots we can do.
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Not really, Cuddy...
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I can make
you miserable.
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That's true.
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Until you quit. Again.
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So, why don't we just
skip the middleman?
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I'm not quitting.
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My God. Not everything's about you and
your little job and your little world.
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This is about restoring
order in the universe.
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I'm not quitting.
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You're gonna
be miserable.
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I already am miserable.
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Cuddy obviously thinks
we're idiots.
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She's not gonna let
House hire any one of us.
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Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters.
Increase the dose.
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So, which master
do we serve?
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Whose ass
do we have to kiss to get this job?
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You really want
this job so bad?
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How about you
try doing this job?
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Double the dose
to 16 milligrams per milliliter.
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My foot's tingling.
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Is that normal?
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No.
What exactly does it...
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And my stomach's
killing me.
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Could this test
cause that stuff?
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No.
101
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Test was a bust.
102
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Amber has moved
down to even money.
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We found
two new symptoms.
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Yep.
Back to two to one.
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- What's going on?
- You're the favorite.
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- House's?
- To get fired.
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You can bet against yourself.
Lovely parting gift.
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- What's the limit?
- Isn't one.
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Five hundred
on Kutner.
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A thousand on Amber.
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Do you take checks?
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No.
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How do we connect abdominal pain and
numbness in the extremities
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with respiratory collapse?
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Dissecting
aortic aneurysm.
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Doesn't cover all three.
What else?
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Carry on.
He's the boss.
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What about
a spinal cord lesion?
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Would have to be
in the brain stem.
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It still doesn't
explain the lungs.
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Weird, though.
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That he's the boss.
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Didn't he quit recently?
Was it a money issue?
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Lungs, stomach,
numbness...
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No, that wasn't it.
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It was something else.
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Was it bling account? Med plan didn't
cover tattoo removal?
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We have to unify
these symptoms.
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I remember.
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You didn't want to
turn into me. Right?
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You didn't want
to become evil.
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Can we stick to
the medicine, here?
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Absolutely.
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I'm just flattered.
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In a few short weeks, seems like I've
just turned towards the light.
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Either that,
or you sold your soul.
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Multiple marantic
emboli could...
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Did you get a raise?
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Because then
you're a whore.
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Or didn't you?
Because then, you're a stupid whore.
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(BEEPER BEEPS)
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Patient just crashed.
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Can they go, boss?
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- You're right.
- But?
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No but.
You're right about all of it.
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Then, I'll see you
at the reunion.
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Seems I didn't get out
of here soon enough.
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The world thinks I've been corrupted,
so no one will hire me.
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I hate being here.
I'd love to quit, but I can't.
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He's got a pulse.
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Must be another
respiratory collapse.
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Means this is our chance
to prove laryngospasm.
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- We need to tube him and bag him.
- We will. Right after we...
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If we just let him die,
it doesn't matter what he has.
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Brennan, tilt his head
back so I can get a straight shot.
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AMBER: Okay. While you're killing him,
I'll get the intubation kit.
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I decided you're right. You're obviously
in an impossible position.
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There's no point
in me humiliating you.
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Thanks.
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So, I'm gonna
humiliate Cuddy.
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Until she fires you.
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Guy's faking.
It's Munchausen's.
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You notice the EMT
run sheet?
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Paramedic who brought him
in is also named Martin Harris.
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If the name was
Attila Von Wienerschnitzel,
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I'd say you might be
onto something.
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Look, room 406,
abdominal pain,
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room 403,
left-sided numbness, 402, syncope.
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He's copying his
neighbors' symptoms.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Coincidence is much more
likely than you being a stubborn jerk.
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Munchausen's patients
create symptoms, not names.
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Munchausen's patients
have medical histories
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they don't want
us reading.
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TAUB: No laryngeal spasm.
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Breathing's resumed
normal rate, without intubation.
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You see?
Nothing's wrong with him.
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He's in a lab coat.
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Munchausens pretend
to be patients, not doctors.
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He's got Mirror Syndrome.
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Giovannini's?
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Do you know another
Mirror Syndrome?
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Brain's got no idea
who he is, where he is, what he is,
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so it fills the holes
with whatever dirt's lying around.
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He reads a name tag,
he's got a name.
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Sees a doctor, he's got a job.
Sees symptoms, he's got a problem.
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FOREMAN:
My explanation's simpler.
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Well, if it's simple,
then we discharge the nutbar,
189
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but if it's complicated,
then the nutbar has got brain damage.
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So, we let him jerk them around
for a few days till we're sure?
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No. We let him
jerk you around.
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There's a faster way.
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Mind if we play through?
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Sure. What could
possibly go wrong?
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What's going on here,
Martin?
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- Operation?
- House?
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00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:02,582
Who is this guy?
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00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:04,375
HOUSE: Excellent question.
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00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,419
Who are you, Martin?
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00:10:10,215 --> 00:10:13,426
He just likes to
watch and do stuff.
201
00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:17,263
WILSON: Number 10 scalpel
for initial incision.
202
00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:21,726
Glad you're here, House.
203
00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:23,603
Of course you are.
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00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:24,562
It's lecture time.
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00:10:24,812 --> 00:10:25,939
WILSON: Yeah. It is.
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00:10:26,064 --> 00:10:28,733
Stop worrying
about the power play.
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00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:33,112
Was that it? I think you can go
a lot deeper, here.
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00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:35,907
I mean, why am I so obsessed
by all of this?
209
00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:39,035
You're threatened by Foreman
and feel the need to impress Cuddy.
210
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The only thing that's relevant
is Foreman is a good doctor.
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00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:42,330
He can help you.
212
00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,290
- Lighten the load.
- Good idea.
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00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:46,626
I'll have him
sort my mail.
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00:10:47,627 --> 00:10:48,878
Sure.
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00:10:49,712 --> 00:10:51,130
Deflect.
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00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,842
Who is this guy?
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00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,052
I think
we just found out.
218
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It's all about Cuddy.
219
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You've got to be
the alpha dog.
220
00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,893
You can almost smell
the pheromones now, huh?
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00:11:04,269 --> 00:11:05,812
I like him.
222
00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:11,359
- Told you I didn't need you.
- House!
223
00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:19,033
House, what is going on?
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00:11:21,953 --> 00:11:22,954
0w!
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Your blood's
turned to sludge.
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00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,671
If we don't heat you up,
you're gonna die.
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Can't fake that!
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Mirror Syndrome patients
have no agenda, no ax to grind.
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They can read you
because they have to.
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Moods, attitudes, everything.
They're like mind readers.
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Except they can
read your mind.
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Where are we going?
233
00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:51,607
Unfortunately,
we have to cure him.
234
00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:53,276
His hand wasn't black
when he came in.
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The operating room
was sterile.
236
00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:57,488
Only thing different was the
temperature. Cold agglutinins means...
237
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,032
It's gotta be some
kind of infection.
238
00:11:59,157 --> 00:12:01,284
No fever, so it's gotta
be a tiny infection, hard to find.
239
00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:02,660
And you better
find it fast.
240
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:07,749
This guy feels another cool breeze, his
blood turns to slop and he drops.
241
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,168
I need three ways
to pinpoint infection.
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00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:11,169
Blood cultures.
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00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:13,046
Blood's clumpy.
Nothing you can do with it.
244
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Unless we soak him
in warm water before we draw it.
245
00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,175
Good. What else?
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00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,052
Ultrasound his abdomen.
Look for an abscess.
247
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,679
Good.
Ladies and gentlemen?
248
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I have a regrettable
announcement.
249
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Kitchen has just learned
250
00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:27,935
that our annual shipment
of mayonnaise was improperly stored,
251
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:31,064
so anybody who ate,
well, the food
252
00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:33,566
should head across
the lobby to the clinic right away.
253
00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:35,193
Ask for Dr. Cuddy.
254
00:12:36,444 --> 00:12:39,280
You're not punishing Cuddy. You're
punishing every doctor in the building.
255
00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:42,033
It's her building.
Her doctors. Still need one more.
256
00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:43,117
Well, we need to
find out his history.
257
00:12:43,242 --> 00:12:44,369
Where he's been,
what he's done.
258
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:47,872
Yeah. He has no memory,
but his bio's tattooed to his rear?
259
00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:50,917
The mayo is fine. You can stay
where you are. I'm a doctor.
260
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:55,296
Mail order. I've seen the diploma.
There's two N's in University.
261
00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,508
Big Love was right.
History is the key.
262
00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:03,721
No ID, no wallet, no missing person's
report filed for 100 miles...
263
00:13:03,846 --> 00:13:05,181
The key is the key.
264
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,266
He had car keys in his pocket
when he was admitted.
265
00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:08,476
Keep him in
the isolation room
266
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:11,771
so he doesn't pick up Extreme Bitch
Syndrome from one of the nurses.
267
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,189
Run the ultrasound
and the blood cultures.
268
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,732
The cultures
were my idea.
269
00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:17,110
No one's keeping score.
270
00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,152
You're losing.
271
00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:21,406
Search the street where he was mugged.
Find the car and the registration.
272
00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:23,574
There could be
thousands of cars.
273
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:24,867
Hey, why do
I get this assignment?
274
00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:26,577
Because,
if you deal with the patient,
275
00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:30,039
he's gonna wind up singing Osmond songs
and proposing to five nurses at once.
276
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:32,041
I'll go with Cole.
277
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,042
Ooh!
278
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,294
We have a love connection.
279
00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:39,924
Make a fist.
280
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,010
Little pinch.
281
00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:46,097
Wow.
That's a strong pinch.
282
00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,767
This thing works.
You're lucky you've got me.
283
00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:53,229
My colleague
wanted to cook you in boiling water.
284
00:13:56,983 --> 00:14:00,319
That's right, baby.
My blood's that good.
285
00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,576
That's supposed to
be me, right?
286
00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:07,743
No.
287
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,745
That's me.
I'm always right. Gotta be.
288
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,289
I don't think I'm always...
289
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:16,294
If they don't like you, you've gotta be
right, or you're not worth anything.
290
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:24,760
Infections can hide
deep beneath the skin.
291
00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:26,804
This will find them.
292
00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,848
Who was that
last doctor?
293
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:33,060
Dr. Amber Volakis.
294
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,146
Don't really
need her name.
295
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,736
Wait.
You saying that you...
296
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,989
I want her?
297
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:48,034
Don't know what you want.
Don't care what you want.
298
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:49,368
I'm married.
299
00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:51,037
So am I.
300
00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:56,167
Even if I wasn't, she's a little
too aggressive for me.
301
00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:58,544
Hey.
302
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:01,380
Aggressive is
never a bad thing.
303
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,260
Yeah. True.
304
00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,561
I'm done.
305
00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:17,855
You Okay?
306
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:18,981
Yeah.
307
00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,776
We've gotta run
some more tests.
308
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,196
You can clean
yourself up.
309
00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,367
HOUSE:
Lesion on the liver.
310
00:15:29,492 --> 00:15:31,410
- Cystic or solid?
- Solid.
311
00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:33,955
Well, you certainly
did the right thing by coming to me.
312
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,123
Yes.
I needed a smug oncologist to...
313
00:15:36,249 --> 00:15:37,667
An authoritative
oncologist.
314
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,710
I hate you.
Tell me why.
315
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,880
I've been scanning literature.
Very interesting study in Sweden.
316
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:46,717
Apparently, Giovannini's patients mimic
whoever they think's in charge.
317
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:50,012
Any country with that low an age of
consent and that high a rate of suicide
318
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,472
isn't thinking straight.
319
00:15:51,597 --> 00:15:54,058
I am in charge
of our relationship.
320
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:57,103
It was a surgery. You were the surgeon.
In that setting...
321
00:15:57,353 --> 00:15:59,730
You would pick up my laundry
if I asked you to.
322
00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:00,898
Go ahead. Ask.
323
00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:03,192
I wouldn't do
that to you.
324
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:19,250
I want all my personal
private doctors back right now!
325
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:20,918
Except for Foreman.
326
00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:22,920
Your team,
Foreman included,
327
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:26,882
is dealing with
the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007.
328
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:30,928
Frankly, I'm worried it might spread
to other continents.
329
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,935
Lesion on the liver.
Possibility.
330
00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:40,980
Why are you doing a pelvic
for food poisoning?
331
00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,149
She said her
hoo-hoo burned.
332
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:49,363
Lesion on the liver.
Ideas?
333
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,407
Start with a biopsy
to rule out cancer.
334
00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:52,491
KUTNER:
Could be an abscess.
335
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,909
Needle works
for that, too.
336
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,078
Well, unless it's
a vascular hemangioma.
337
00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:57,997
Aspirate that,
and he'll bleed out, we'll kill him.
338
00:16:58,122 --> 00:17:00,541
If he bleeds out,
we know what he had.
339
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,418
Had?
340
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,128
Two diagnoses out
of three, he lives.
341
00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:06,005
We do nothing,
three out of three he dies.
342
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:06,964
Go stick his liver.
343
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,215
TAUB: Where's Foreman?
We should...
344
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:10,468
You need him
to draft your letter of resignation?
345
00:17:10,593 --> 00:17:12,553
You risking our patient's life
to get back at Cuddy?
346
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,181
What? No. That would
be childish.
347
00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:17,183
This is what I'm doing
to get back at Cuddy.
348
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,478
Who here doesn't
have any health insurance?
349
00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:22,897
Michael Moore was right.
350
00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:28,027
MRls, PET scans, neuropsych tests,
private rooms for all these patients.
351
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,445
Fight the power!
352
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:32,823
(GROANS)
353
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,911
Sorry. I missed.
354
00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:39,914
I have to reposition
the needle.
355
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,541
You're gonna feel
another pinch.
356
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,169
You still with me?
357
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,629
I'm here.
358
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,964
You feeling faint?
359
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,091
No.
360
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:51,342
What's wrong?
361
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,927
It's personal.
362
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,931
You got personal problems?
You got no memory.
363
00:17:57,056 --> 00:18:01,936
I'm in a hospital. I don't want
to be in a hospital.
364
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:08,943
You're sick, so...
365
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,111
I'm bored.
366
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,368
You ask what's wrong,
then you ignore the answer.
367
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:19,995
Just go on
with what you're doing.
368
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,041
You think
everything's okay
369
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,795
as long as you don't think about it,
don't deal with it.
370
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,134
Is that blood?
371
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,219
I think it's pus
from a fungus.
372
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:37,096
I have fungus in me?
373
00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:39,974
If you've been in the tropics
in the last few months.
374
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,393
I saw this in
tsunami survivors.
375
00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:45,646
Their skin grafts would ooze black pus
sometimes weeks later.
376
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:49,358
Traced the fungus back to the sand
in the tsunami tides.
377
00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,069
That's so cool.
378
00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:57,324
BRENNAN:
I think the black pus is fungal.
379
00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:00,077
If I'm right, that's where
the cold agglutinins are coming from.
380
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:02,204
That's what's driving
his memory loss.
381
00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:05,958
Amber's putting
him on amphotericin. It will cure him.
382
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,210
This makes no sense.
383
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:10,588
I'm doing blood tests to be sure,
but the sooner we get him on...
384
00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:12,840
I'm not talking
about the infection.
385
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:17,678
I'm talking about you letting Tonya
Harding administer the treatment.
386
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,722
- I'm out of the game.
- Why?
387
00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,891
A couple of weeks ago,
you named me Grumpy.
388
00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:24,852
Said I didn't want to be here,
wanted to be back in the third world...
389
00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:26,729
And you realized
I'm right just now?
390
00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:28,773
I got a confirmation.
391
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,441
The patient's nuts.
392
00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:33,694
The patient's unbiased.
393
00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:37,072
- The patient has no ax to grind.
- The patient is nuts.
394
00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:38,824
I miss my old life.
395
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:41,285
Helping people
who barely have clean water,
396
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,996
let alone the kind
of medicines we waste by the SUV-load.
397
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:49,126
You're nuts. You're gonna be miserable
at home, at work, somewhere.
398
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,837
The goal in life
is not to eliminate misery.
399
00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:53,756
It's to keep misery
to the minimum.
400
00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,841
Now, that's inspiring.
401
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,552
You said you came back
to get married.
402
00:19:58,677 --> 00:19:59,845
What does
your fiancée do?
403
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,430
She's a court reporter.
404
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:04,809
Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure
Thailand will have courts any day, now.
405
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:10,940
Someone's gonna be
miserable sometime. Accept it.
406
00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:13,317
That's how
I stay so happy.
407
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:17,029
Why do you care
if I stay?
408
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:18,489
You're good.
409
00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:22,117
Don't screw it up
just because you're miserable.
410
00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:29,834
I'm gonna stay
until the patient's cured,
411
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,088
which should be
in about an hour.
412
00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,972
- You okay?
- Not okay.
413
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:44,557
Which one of us
is he mirroring?
414
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:49,019
Well, if it was you, he'd be inflicting
pain on someone else, so...
415
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:52,439
I'd say he's mimicking
whichever one of us happens to be dying.
416
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:54,066
(GROANING)
417
00:20:58,195 --> 00:20:59,989
KUTNER:The heating blanket wasn't
keeping him warm enough.
418
00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:02,283
Ordered a whirlpool,
got his blood flowing.
419
00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:04,076
So far, it's keeping
his rash at bay.
420
00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:07,413
Rash worse equals
cold agglutinins worse.
421
00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:09,957
Means what was in
his liver wasn't fungus.
422
00:21:10,082 --> 00:21:11,500
Yeah. Labs confirmed...
423
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:12,543
That it wasn't
even pus.
424
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:15,462
It was just coagulated
blood caused by the cold agglutinins.
425
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:20,175
Which you mistook for a cool fungus
that you saw after the tsunami.
426
00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:22,344
- Same consistency as...
- You saw what you wanted to see.
427
00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:24,054
Not what was there.
428
00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:26,682
Wait a second.
Didn't you quit?
429
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,143
I spoke to my fiancée.
I'm staying.
430
00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,769
Of course you are.
431
00:21:30,895 --> 00:21:33,564
Because you're the exact
right amount of miserable.
432
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:36,275
Broad spectrum antibiotics
aren't working.
433
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,152
It's got to be viral
or exotic bacteria.
434
00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,987
There are
a thousand microbes it could be.
435
00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:42,114
We could repeat all cultures.
Maybe we just missed it.
436
00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:44,909
Or we could get
an accurate history.
437
00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:45,408
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
438
00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:48,078
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
439
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:49,914
(DOGS BARKING)
440
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,127
We're working on it.
441
00:21:55,252 --> 00:21:58,130
Well, that'll be good
solace to the Widow X.
442
00:21:58,255 --> 00:21:59,924
His car was towed,
and the tow gate's locked.
443
00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:01,133
Guys must be
out on a run.
444
00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:02,551
That's why
I sent two of you.
445
00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:05,220
One of you breaks in,
the other posts bail.
446
00:22:05,346 --> 00:22:07,264
Getting arrested
is not what I'm worried about.
447
00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:10,851
Not a problem.
You know how to kill dogs, right?
448
00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:18,609
So, we're back
to repeating all the cultures.
449
00:22:18,734 --> 00:22:21,278
Or we get an
accurate history.
450
00:22:21,403 --> 00:22:22,905
Didn't we just rule
out that possibility?
451
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,908
You guys ever heard
any of my metaphors, yet?
452
00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:30,537
Well, come on. Sit on Grandpa's lap as I
tell you how infections are criminals.
453
00:22:30,663 --> 00:22:34,583
The immune system's the police.
Seriously. Grumpy, get up here.
454
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,251
It will make
us both happy.
455
00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:39,588
Anyway, cops don't
just let crooks run free.
456
00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:41,715
They keep fingerprints,
mug shots.
457
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,260
The immune system does the same thing,
only it calls them antibodies.
458
00:22:45,386 --> 00:22:47,554
We find out what diseases
he's had in his life,
459
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,183
good chance that'll tell us
where he's been in his life.
460
00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:53,894
Alice.
Your turn through the looking glass.
461
00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:55,104
I raw blood and ' F.
462
00:22:58,315 --> 00:23:00,150
He)!' guys.
463
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,736
I haven't signed off
on this.
464
00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:18,419
You seem like a good guy,
Cuddy seems decent,
465
00:23:18,544 --> 00:23:20,629
House doesn't.
466
00:23:20,754 --> 00:23:23,549
It means either
you're gonna give in, or Cuddy is.
467
00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:26,301
Either way, I'm sorry.
468
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,980
FOREMAN: Your boyfriend
has me at even odds.
469
00:23:38,105 --> 00:23:40,107
So talk to him.
470
00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:43,110
I did. He said
he's just responding to market forces.
471
00:23:43,277 --> 00:23:45,320
He is.
I got 100 on you.
472
00:23:48,991 --> 00:23:50,993
What do you care
what other people are betting on?
473
00:23:51,118 --> 00:23:52,411
If he's trying to
screw with me
474
00:23:52,536 --> 00:23:55,080
'cause he's jealous Cuddy didn't ask him
to take this job...
475
00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:57,166
Right. You're figuring
he's jealous of your misery.
476
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,125
He's messed up
enough to...
477
00:23:58,292 --> 00:24:00,377
The problem is
you're not miserable.
478
00:24:00,502 --> 00:24:02,337
Then House has been
wasting a lot of time.
479
00:24:02,463 --> 00:24:05,049
You've been humiliated.
Treated like crap.
480
00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:07,092
You have every right
to be miserable, but you're not.
481
00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:11,972
Because even though this job is insane,
and House is insane, you like it.
482
00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:13,474
You always have.
483
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,642
You know what's worse
than a sanctimonious speech?
484
00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:17,811
A sanctimonious speech
that's dead wrong.
485
00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:19,438
See?
486
00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:21,482
You belong with House.
487
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:27,738
We're gonna use your spinal fluid
to tell us where you lived.
488
00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:28,906
Cool.
489
00:24:29,239 --> 00:24:32,743
Not really. It's a poor substitute
for an actual history and without...
490
00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:34,495
Nah. It's cool.
491
00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:38,499
Yes. It is.
492
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,544
I need you to stay as still as possible.
Ignore the pain.
493
00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:44,129
Bring the pain.
494
00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:48,175
I'm not a masochist.
495
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,510
Neither am I.
496
00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:54,348
I know. But I was responding
to you responding to...
497
00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:55,974
Never mind.
498
00:24:56,892 --> 00:24:59,978
I just like experience.
If it's new, it's interesting.
499
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:01,438
Yeah? Not me.
500
00:25:01,563 --> 00:25:04,108
I don't just like new,
I gotta have new.
501
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,235
If it's not there,
I make it there.
502
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,070
Really,
I'm just easily bored.
503
00:25:08,195 --> 00:25:10,948
There are 300 million
people in this country.
504
00:25:11,073 --> 00:25:13,033
If I'm doing exactly
what everyone else is doing,
505
00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:14,409
then who
the hell am I?
506
00:25:14,535 --> 00:25:16,411
You know
what I mean?
507
00:25:17,454 --> 00:25:18,705
We're just
about finished.
508
00:25:18,831 --> 00:25:20,415
I like hot tubs.
509
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,544
They're nice.
510
00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:30,843
You don't knock?
511
00:25:30,968 --> 00:25:34,388
Are you putting
K-Y jelly on his phone receiver?
512
00:25:34,805 --> 00:25:36,181
An exploding
snake in his drawer?
513
00:25:36,306 --> 00:25:37,516
No.
514
00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:41,728
I'm replacing
his Vicodin stash with laxatives.
515
00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:45,065
- Don't. Don't stoop to his level.
- Why?
516
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,277
Because he's suddenly
gonna realize he's no longer 14?
517
00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:49,987
Either I take
his garbage forever,
518
00:25:50,112 --> 00:25:51,613
or I give him
a reason to stop.
519
00:25:51,738 --> 00:25:56,326
You don't have to make him miserable.
Just make him think that he's won.
520
00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:57,828
I'm not gonna
fire Foreman.
521
00:25:57,953 --> 00:26:00,122
I said think he's won.
522
00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:03,709
Find some other way to soothe his ego.
The thing's big enough.
523
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:07,045
You must be able to find
some corner to polish.
524
00:26:08,505 --> 00:26:10,883
Where were you
two hours ago?
525
00:26:12,217 --> 00:26:14,011
Where were you?
526
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,102
- What do you have?
- High titres to histoplasmosis.
527
00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:23,937
Probably lived in
the Ohio River Valley.
528
00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:27,191
Also weakly positive
on Coccidiomycosis.
529
00:26:27,316 --> 00:26:29,484
Weak means older.
530
00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:32,321
Means he moved to Ohio
from the San Joaquin Valley.
531
00:26:32,446 --> 00:26:34,156
Or he happened
to visit California.
532
00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:35,908
He's also positive
for Chagas Disease.
533
00:26:36,158 --> 00:26:37,451
Central America.
534
00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:39,453
FOREMAN:
Or he kissed his maid from El Salvador.
535
00:26:39,578 --> 00:26:42,915
Or he sat next to someone from Belize
on a flight to Weehawken.
536
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,417
- Or he ate lettuce from Honduras.
- Yes.
537
00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:48,086
You're right, buzzkill.
This tells us next to nothing.
538
00:26:48,212 --> 00:26:51,965
But since that's on the something side
of nothing, I thought we'd go with it.
539
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:53,050
His rash is back.
540
00:26:53,175 --> 00:26:56,178
The hot tub isn't hot enough
to keep his body warm.
541
00:26:56,303 --> 00:26:59,139
So, we take his body out of the picture.
Let's hit him from the inside.
542
00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:01,058
Lipopolysaccharide.
543
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:11,109
LPS won't just
give him a fever.
544
00:27:11,235 --> 00:27:13,153
He could hit 110.
Fry his brain.
545
00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:16,156
HOUSE: Or make him just toasty enough
to keep his blood flowing free,
546
00:27:16,281 --> 00:27:17,824
like my bowels.
547
00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:19,409
You smell that?
548
00:27:19,534 --> 00:27:21,370
It's not gonna
get sweeter.
549
00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:23,872
You nailed Brennan for seeing
what he wanted to see.
550
00:27:23,997 --> 00:27:26,166
- You're no different.
- But you are.
551
00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:27,709
You used to
like this stuff.
552
00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:31,046
You left here because you didn't like
what you were turning into.
553
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,005
Do you like
who you are, now?
554
00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:33,924
Do you like being
(Buddy's errand boy?
555
00:27:34,049 --> 00:27:35,550
(FLUSHES TOILET)
556
00:27:35,676 --> 00:27:38,262
That was just a courtesy flush.
I'm not actually done.
557
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:44,351
- You want to induce a fever?
- Well, unless you're willing
558
00:27:44,476 --> 00:27:46,895
to don a white T-shirt
and hop into the hot tub with him,
559
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,273
I need another way
to keep him warm or he dies.
560
00:27:49,398 --> 00:27:51,566
- You could maim him.
- I could cure him.
561
00:27:51,692 --> 00:27:52,693
I'm not letting
you do it.
562
00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:54,736
You gonna fire me?
563
00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:56,989
No.
564
00:27:59,866 --> 00:28:02,619
Wait a second.
What the hell was that?
565
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,747
You were won over
by my soaring rhetoric?
566
00:28:05,872 --> 00:28:09,042
I basically just
threatened to hold my breath.
567
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:13,964
You never intended
to stop me.
568
00:28:14,089 --> 00:28:15,674
You just pretended
to stop me,
569
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:17,634
so you could pretend
to fail to stop me,
570
00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:20,095
so you could
stroke my ego.
571
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:23,932
War doesn't end
until Foreman's gone.
572
00:28:24,057 --> 00:28:25,767
Foreman's not
going anywhere.
573
00:28:25,892 --> 00:28:27,060
And
574
00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:29,354
I know when my Vicodin
isn't Vicodin.
575
00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:34,067
Do you know when your birth control
pills aren't birth control pills?
576
00:28:35,652 --> 00:28:39,656
If we can keep your fever up,
we can get you back on dry land.
577
00:28:39,781 --> 00:28:41,450
You feeling okay?
578
00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:44,202
Surprisingly, yeah.
579
00:28:44,328 --> 00:28:45,412
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
580
00:28:45,537 --> 00:28:46,580
I feel pretty good.
581
00:28:46,705 --> 00:28:49,499
That's not the way
fevers usually work.
582
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:54,713
Nothing around here
works the way it's supposed to work.
583
00:28:54,838 --> 00:28:56,006
No kidding.
584
00:28:56,131 --> 00:28:57,507
You're giving me
a fever.
585
00:28:59,134 --> 00:29:01,053
Doctors don't
give people fevers.
586
00:29:01,178 --> 00:29:03,263
It was necessary
to keep your blood flowing.
587
00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:04,681
Yeah.
588
00:29:05,932 --> 00:29:07,851
It was necessary.
589
00:29:09,311 --> 00:29:12,105
And that was
all that mattered.
590
00:29:14,566 --> 00:29:16,610
It's exciting,
isn't it?
591
00:29:17,194 --> 00:29:18,904
You're happy?
592
00:29:20,781 --> 00:29:22,532
Why wouldn't I be?
593
00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,160
(HEART MONITOR
BEEPING RAPIDLY)
594
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:28,372
Whoa. Hey. Hey.
You with me?
595
00:29:28,497 --> 00:29:29,706
(HEART MONITOR HUMMING)
596
00:29:29,831 --> 00:29:31,625
I need help in here!
597
00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:35,045
- V-fib. We've got to shock him.
- Get him out of the water.
598
00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,171
How long's
he been out?
599
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,340
Just a few seconds.
600
00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:40,967
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
601
00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:46,223
- He's dry enough.
- Not yet.
602
00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:47,307
- Dry faster.
- Ten more seconds.
603
00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:48,725
- He'll get brain damage.
- He needs...
604
00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:50,185
- Kutner, you...
- Wait!
605
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,354
He's dry enough. Clear.
606
00:29:55,148 --> 00:29:56,858
(HEART MONITOR
BEEPS CONSISTENTLY)
607
00:29:58,235 --> 00:29:59,486
It worked.
608
00:30:00,779 --> 00:30:02,364
For one of them.
609
00:30:07,035 --> 00:30:10,080
TAUB: Cardiac arrest. We were able to
shock him back to normal sinus rhythm.
610
00:30:10,205 --> 00:30:11,790
And Kutner nearly
into a coma.
611
00:30:11,915 --> 00:30:18,046
So, now, you've electrocuted yourself
and set a patient on fire.
612
00:30:18,171 --> 00:30:19,881
- I like the dedication.
- Thank you.
613
00:30:20,006 --> 00:30:21,508
- It wasn't a compliment.
- Yeah, it was.
614
00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:24,094
The insult comes now.
You're insane!
615
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:28,515
You either have an aversion to towels,
or you want pain. I think both.
616
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,142
I'm thinking it goes back
to high school gym.
617
00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:31,810
Anybody think we should discuss
618
00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:34,062
which infection is causing
the cold agglutinins
619
00:30:34,187 --> 00:30:36,523
before they stop
his heart again?
620
00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:38,066
Sure. Why not?
621
00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:43,113
Until they find his car
we have to assume he's traveled
622
00:30:43,238 --> 00:30:46,825
to Ohio, California, Central America
and possibly Weehawken.
623
00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:48,535
- Nothing on the blood cultures.
- Do them again.
624
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,412
Quadruple run time.
625
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:54,374
We know the infection
is in his heart. We do a biopsy.
626
00:30:54,499 --> 00:30:57,127
If we see polys, we've got bacterial.
Lymphs, we've got viral.
627
00:30:57,544 --> 00:31:01,089
He just had a heart attack.
Ripping out a piece might kill him.
628
00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:02,716
Yeah.
629
00:31:02,841 --> 00:31:05,427
We biopsy
his toe instead.
630
00:31:05,552 --> 00:31:08,305
No. That's a terrible idea.
631
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:12,601
Won't tell us anything. Biopsy his
heart. Come on. I'll join you.
632
00:31:18,899 --> 00:31:20,567
I Qvt you a job.
633
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,528
Mount Zion Hospital in Boston.
634
00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:26,615
They have a great
diagnostics department.
635
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:29,701
Gilchrist said
he'd take you, anyway.
636
00:31:29,826 --> 00:31:33,038
That was
very nice of you.
637
00:31:33,163 --> 00:31:36,208
Oh, God.
Does everything have to be about you?
638
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,751
It's simple math.
639
00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,586
I'm not gonna back down,
you're not gonna back down,
640
00:31:39,711 --> 00:31:43,089
(Buddy's not gonna back down,
and no one's gonna be happy here.
641
00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:46,593
- And Cuddy's gonna end up pregnant.
- What?
642
00:31:46,718 --> 00:31:47,761
It doesn't matter.
643
00:31:47,886 --> 00:31:48,929
Are you saying...
644
00:31:49,054 --> 00:31:51,515
- What is you having sex with...
- Starts Monday.
645
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,642
I could help you pack.
646
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:57,646
I don't want the job.
647
00:31:58,271 --> 00:31:59,439
(STUTTERS)
648
00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:02,275
Why not?
You're miserable.
649
00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:04,069
Apparently not.
650
00:32:04,194 --> 00:32:06,071
Well, you're gonna be.
651
00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:09,491
Are you smiling?
652
00:32:09,616 --> 00:32:10,659
No.
653
00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:14,538
Do your own
stupid biopsy.
654
00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:27,300
His name's Robert Elliot.
He's from Hamilton, Ohio.
655
00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:31,263
Here's everything
he had in his trunk and his glove box.
656
00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,936
No need for
the heart biopsy.
657
00:32:38,061 --> 00:32:41,856
I now know exactly
who he is and what he has.
658
00:32:41,982 --> 00:32:43,441
- You saved his life.
- Really?
659
00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:47,320
No, you idiot. It's VapoRub
and lunch receipts.
660
00:32:47,445 --> 00:32:49,781
We have his name. We could find his
doctor, get his medical records...
661
00:32:49,906 --> 00:32:53,451
It's 8:00 at night.
The biopsy will be faster.
662
00:32:53,577 --> 00:32:57,289
Not fast enough to save him,
but that's hardly the point.
663
00:32:59,124 --> 00:33:00,417
Thirteen.
664
00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:04,838
Is your name Thirteen?
665
00:33:06,798 --> 00:33:08,842
Why did you volunteer
to go streetwalking?
666
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:10,343
I thought I could
help that way.
667
00:33:10,468 --> 00:33:12,804
A black Mormon
could help that way.
668
00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:15,265
There's no reason
for you to want to be there.
669
00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:18,268
Which means there's a reason
you didn't want to be here.
670
00:33:18,393 --> 00:33:20,854
Didn't want to look
in the mirror?
671
00:33:29,237 --> 00:33:31,031
(DOOR OPENS)
672
00:33:31,156 --> 00:33:35,619
Hi. Cuddy called. She needs you
to iron her shirts.
673
00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:37,370
We'll take over.
674
00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:40,457
Go ahead.
675
00:33:48,882 --> 00:33:50,258
Talk to him.
676
00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:54,012
You might feel a little tug
when the catheter's in the heart.
677
00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:57,432
Come on.
Make him feel comfortable.
678
00:33:57,557 --> 00:34:00,185
I've done this procedure
dozens of times. It's completely...
679
00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:01,728
My God.
680
00:34:03,146 --> 00:34:05,482
You are incredibly hot.
681
00:34:06,691 --> 00:34:08,652
I'm not here.
Deal with her.
682
00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:11,154
Are you an idiot?
683
00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,822
Do you not think
she's hot?
684
00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:16,034
I'm not the alpha here.
She is. She's my boss.
685
00:34:18,244 --> 00:34:19,954
The rash is back.
686
00:34:22,123 --> 00:34:23,792
Increase the drip.
687
00:34:24,501 --> 00:34:27,170
If you think that's
the right thing to do.
688
00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:30,423
This is so frustrating.
689
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,885
I don't think
that's me.
690
00:34:40,392 --> 00:34:41,976
Hey.
691
00:34:42,102 --> 00:34:43,395
Get in there.
See how he's doing.
692
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,146
You were
just in there.
693
00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:47,816
Apparently, it's impossible
to see anything else when I'm in there.
694
00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:50,694
I'm a blinding
white hot light of power.
695
00:34:52,195 --> 00:34:55,532
Got it. Pink.
Good size.
696
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:57,200
Nice specimen.
697
00:34:57,325 --> 00:34:58,535
I'm scared.
698
00:35:00,078 --> 00:35:02,706
It's okay.
It's gonna be okay.
699
00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:05,500
No.
700
00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:08,920
No, it's not.
701
00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:13,508
I'm not interested
in how he's doing.
702
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,218
I'm interested in
how she's doing.
703
00:35:15,343 --> 00:35:17,595
So, get in there and
tell me how he's doing.
704
00:35:17,721 --> 00:35:20,181
You think he'll mimic her
if I'm in there with her?
705
00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:22,934
You're a powerful,
dominating man, but who knows?
706
00:35:23,351 --> 00:35:24,894
- So, I'm gonna get fired before her?
- Yes.
707
00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:28,189
You're gonna get fired right now
unless you get in there...
708
00:35:28,314 --> 00:35:30,150
Nothing on the biopsy.
709
00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:31,735
And how is he?
710
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:32,986
His fever's at 106...
711
00:35:33,111 --> 00:35:34,195
I know.
712
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,030
But how is he?
713
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,700
Bitter?
Sexually frustrated?
714
00:35:38,992 --> 00:35:40,160
He's delightful.
715
00:35:40,368 --> 00:35:43,580
Loves the smell of freshly baked rhubarb
pie and isn't afraid to love.
716
00:35:43,705 --> 00:35:45,123
Also, his rash
is coming back.
717
00:35:45,248 --> 00:35:48,126
He needs the meds and the tub.
Just to keep him stable.
718
00:35:48,251 --> 00:35:49,377
Fine.
Soak him again.
719
00:35:49,502 --> 00:35:51,129
He'll be happy.
Loves hot tubs.
720
00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,131
No. You love hot tubs.
721
00:35:53,256 --> 00:35:55,633
Find the rest of the gang. Tell them
to meet me at the lecture hall.
722
00:35:55,759 --> 00:35:57,343
I hate hot tubs.
723
00:35:58,636 --> 00:36:00,597
What did you say?
724
00:36:00,722 --> 00:36:03,099
- I hate...
- He likes.
725
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,811
Who else
was in there?
726
00:36:06,936 --> 00:36:08,855
No one.
727
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,106
You didn't think
to mention that?
728
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,444
The guy likes warm, swirling water.
Didn't know that was diagnostic.
729
00:36:14,569 --> 00:36:16,321
It's not.
730
00:36:16,446 --> 00:36:20,325
What it is, is that water hit him,
and he had a thought.
731
00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,619
Not about you,
but about him.
732
00:36:24,454 --> 00:36:26,956
We need to
splash him some more.
733
00:36:49,437 --> 00:36:51,105
Do I know you?
734
00:36:53,942 --> 00:36:55,944
You look familiar.
735
00:36:56,069 --> 00:36:57,320
You, too.
736
00:36:58,154 --> 00:37:00,198
My name's Robert Elliot.
737
00:37:01,574 --> 00:37:03,743
I'm from Hamilton, Ohio.
738
00:37:05,203 --> 00:37:06,663
Me, too.
739
00:37:08,998 --> 00:37:10,542
What do you do?
740
00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:13,169
Stuff.
741
00:37:13,294 --> 00:37:14,379
Me, too.
742
00:37:18,299 --> 00:37:21,386
What brings you
to New Jersey?
743
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,471
Is it work
or vacation?
744
00:37:26,432 --> 00:37:27,642
(GASPS)
745
00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:30,603
Work.
746
00:37:32,397 --> 00:37:34,357
What type of work?
747
00:37:36,276 --> 00:37:37,735
I'm tired.
748
00:37:40,947 --> 00:37:42,532
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
749
00:37:57,714 --> 00:38:01,175
I eat out a lot.
A lot of restaurants.
750
00:38:05,096 --> 00:38:06,681
The Knotty Pine,
751
00:38:08,683 --> 00:38:10,310
Ritchies.
752
00:38:10,643 --> 00:38:12,270
I know those places.
753
00:38:15,565 --> 00:38:17,233
They're good, huh?
754
00:38:17,358 --> 00:38:18,818
They're convenient.
755
00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:20,153
For what?
756
00:38:20,278 --> 00:38:22,238
They're on the road.
757
00:38:22,363 --> 00:38:24,115
You on
the road a lot?
758
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,284
No more than you,
I suppose.
759
00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:33,166
You ever use
this stuff?
760
00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,128
I use it all the time.
761
00:38:40,048 --> 00:38:41,466
I use it all the time.
762
00:38:41,591 --> 00:38:43,176
Yeah.
I just said that.
763
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,557
You know, the cool thing about this
stuff is you can do a lot with it.
764
00:38:49,682 --> 00:38:52,185
Soften your skin,
you can treat scrapes,
765
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,396
naughty stuff.
766
00:39:07,575 --> 00:39:08,868
(SNIFFS)
767
00:39:11,663 --> 00:39:13,498
Why did you do that?
768
00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:19,712
Because it doesn't
smell like dung.
769
00:39:23,633 --> 00:39:26,260
You're saying
you like the smell?
770
00:39:27,303 --> 00:39:28,554
Not really.
771
00:39:30,223 --> 00:39:32,767
It just doesn't
smell like dung.
772
00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,813
Something else does
smell like dung?
773
00:39:36,938 --> 00:39:38,147
Yeah.
774
00:39:38,272 --> 00:39:39,482
Dung.
775
00:39:45,154 --> 00:39:46,698
You guys ready?
776
00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:52,870
Now is the time that you stare
at me in slack-jawed amazement.
777
00:39:52,996 --> 00:39:54,998
He sells farm equipment.
778
00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:59,877
See? Pig lagoons. Pig farms.
779
00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:04,298
And as every child knows, where you
have pigs, you have pig poo.
780
00:40:04,424 --> 00:40:06,259
But as very
few children know,
781
00:40:06,384 --> 00:40:10,096
where you have pig poo,
you have eperythrozoon infection.
782
00:40:10,221 --> 00:40:12,890
We'll start him
on clarithromycin.
783
00:40:13,016 --> 00:40:16,102
This time tomorrow
he'll be back to his old self.
784
00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:17,729
Whoever that might be.
785
00:40:18,021 --> 00:40:19,397
It can wait.
786
00:40:19,522 --> 00:40:21,107
He has
a temperature of 107.
787
00:40:21,315 --> 00:40:23,276
It can wait 15 minutes.
788
00:40:24,277 --> 00:40:26,362
You know where Cuddy is?
789
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,118
Hi. I'm the Dean of Medicine.
790
00:40:32,243 --> 00:40:35,788
Hi. I'm the guy
who saved your life.
791
00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:37,707
So, what if it's House?
792
00:40:37,832 --> 00:40:39,917
Then I take the job
at Mount Zion.
793
00:40:40,043 --> 00:40:41,711
There is no job
at Mount Zion.
794
00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:44,547
- House said that...
- If House said it, it must be true.
795
00:40:44,756 --> 00:40:48,259
I can fire him. I can fire him now.
I can fire him tomorrow.
796
00:40:48,384 --> 00:40:50,011
- I don't even need a reason.
- She doesn't fire me.
797
00:40:50,136 --> 00:40:51,637
She never will fire me.
Because she needs...
798
00:40:51,763 --> 00:40:53,056
He's a good doctor,
that's all.
799
00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:54,724
I respect his expertise,
and I...
800
00:40:54,932 --> 00:40:56,267
She's hot for me.
Always...
801
00:40:56,392 --> 00:40:58,519
Shut up!
802
00:41:00,063 --> 00:41:03,024
Well, that could have
been either of us.
803
00:41:03,149 --> 00:41:05,359
You have great yabos.
804
00:41:09,572 --> 00:41:12,408
That still could have
been either of us.
805
00:41:13,826 --> 00:41:16,037
You lose.
806
00:41:16,162 --> 00:41:20,750
Seriously. I have always thought my
breasts were one of my best features.
807
00:41:21,584 --> 00:41:22,835
Damn.
808
00:41:33,179 --> 00:41:34,931
You all suck.
809
00:41:36,182 --> 00:41:39,769
The two of you took
14 hours to find a car.
810
00:41:40,978 --> 00:41:45,149
You forgot to mention
that a guy with no memory had memories.
811
00:41:46,234 --> 00:41:49,445
If you keep on thinking
that insane guys have hidden wisdom,
812
00:41:49,612 --> 00:41:52,990
you're gonna wind up
shooting people on a subway.
813
00:41:54,742 --> 00:41:56,119
- Something.
- So,
814
00:41:57,203 --> 00:41:59,539
which one of us
sucks the most?
815
00:41:59,664 --> 00:42:01,707
- It's a tie.
- Between?
816
00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:02,959
All of you.
817
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:04,377
AMBER: We're all fired?
818
00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:06,462
None of you are fired.
819
00:42:06,587 --> 00:42:08,422
(ALL SIGHING)
820
00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:18,307
That was nice of you.
821
00:42:19,392 --> 00:42:20,476
Sure.
822
00:42:20,601 --> 00:42:22,145
Why didn't
you fire anyone?
823
00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:24,147
- They're good doctors.
- Right.
824
00:42:24,272 --> 00:42:26,524
Why didn't
you let Brennan quit?
825
00:42:26,649 --> 00:42:27,650
He's a good doctor.
826
00:42:27,775 --> 00:42:28,901
Right.
827
00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:30,236
By not letting
anyone go,
828
00:42:30,361 --> 00:42:34,240
you made six people
happy and one person happy and rich.
829
00:42:35,116 --> 00:42:40,329
Chase won every one of those bets. So
either you're just really nice or...
830
00:42:40,454 --> 00:42:42,665
What's your cut?
831
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,750
Fifty percent.
832
00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:47,003
How bad do you
want to keep your job?
833
00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:49,130
I'll keep my mouth shut.
834
00:42:51,132 --> 00:42:52,175
Hey.
835
00:42:53,342 --> 00:42:56,220
You actually do
want to stay, don't you?
836
00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:58,139
I think I do.
837
00:42:58,264 --> 00:43:01,434
Every one of those idiots
got some insight about themselves
838
00:43:01,642 --> 00:43:04,562
from the pig salesman, but not one
of them did anything about it.
839
00:43:04,812 --> 00:43:07,773
People don't learn.
They don't change. But you did.
840
00:43:08,441 --> 00:43:10,610
You're a freak.
62269
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