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"Cheers" is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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I don't know, eddie.
Try under the bed.
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Well, if they're
Not there,
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Look in the back
Of the closet
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Or behind
The dresser
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Or in
The washing machine.
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Yeah, if you still
Can't find them,
Call me back.
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I swear to god.
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That man would lose
His head if it
Weren't bolted on.
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What's up there,
Carla?
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Eddie wants to take
The twins for a walk.
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Can't find his shoes, huh?
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No, he can't find
The twins.
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to be where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you want to go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you want to go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Excuse me.
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No, no, it was my fault.
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I'm sorry.
Are you ok?
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I'm just fine.
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But how nice of you
To be so completely
Concerned.
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Well, you know, you can't
Be too careful these days.
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So...
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When's your baby due?
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I'm not pregnant.
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Oh. Well, then
I really am sorry.
Excuse me.
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Why don't
You just watch
Where you're going
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Next time, buster!
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Sam, does this outfit
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Make me look like
I've put on a little weight?
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The outfit?
Uh...
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Yeah--no, that's what it
Must be, right.
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Turn around. Let me see.
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Yeah, blame it
On the outfit.
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You know,
You've been wearing
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An awful lot of fat clothes
Recently, haven't you.
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Oh, just shut up,
Butthead!
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She called me butthead.
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I think I'm
Going to cry.
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Don't worry, sam.
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It only looks that
Way from the back.
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You want another
Beer, mr. P?
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Love to, woody,
But I gotta get back
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To painting frasier
And lilith's place.
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This is the first job
Anyone's given me
In 4 months.
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I'm not gonna do anything
To jeopardize it.
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I'm really making
An effort this time
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To be the kind of
Dependable professional
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That I'd like to have
Working for me.
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See you,
Mr. Peterson.
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What, wood?
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I said I'll see you.
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Well, damn it, woody,
Now you made me late, man.
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As long as I'm late,
I'll just have another beer.
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Frasier: much better.
Much better.
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I never thought
Our wedding portrait
Lived there.
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Where should it go,
Ivan?
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Here's a spot.
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Perfect. Why clutter
A home with mementos?
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Did I tell you
Last night
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I programmed myself
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To dream
About your space?
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You didn't.
We're thrilled.
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Hmm. To begin with,
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We lose this wall.
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Uh, by "Lose," you mean
We redesign it
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So that it practically
Disappears?
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Or "Lose"
We knock it down
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So we're left facing
The back of our stove?
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Fret not. We'll
Be transforming
Il cucina
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Into an atrium.
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I love this idea.
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I adore it.
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But what about eating?
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I design.
I don't eat.
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Now over here,
I imagine removing
The ceiling
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And extending the wall
Up to the second story,
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Culminating
In a skylight
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To flood the room
With natural illumination.
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But, uh, that's our--
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That's our bedroom
Up there.
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Is that all you
People think about,
Eating and sleeping?
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Tell me
This was a gift.
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Doctor, might I have
A word with you?
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Certainly, doctor.
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How do you feel
About ivan?
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Feel? Lilith, the man
Is one of the most famous
Designers in the city.
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He's been written up
In every magazine
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From "Metropolitan home"
To "H.G."
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He's got more awards
On his shelves
Than we have shelves.
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I'd like to beat
The crap out of him.
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Maybe we should
Let him go.
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If that's your final
Decision, my cherub,
I concur.
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The heave-ho.
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Wait. At the risk
Of sounding sexist,
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I do believe
This is man's work.
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It requires
A firm hand.
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Please feel free
To leave the room
If you must.
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This could get
Unpleasant.
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Sir?
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You're too good
For us.
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Your masterful
Design
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Would make our poor
Little lives
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Just seem drab
By comparison.
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We'll see to
Your severance pay.
Two weeks?
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6 months.
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Ivan: fine.
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I can't tell you
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What a once-in-a-lifetime
Thrill it's been
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To bask in your talent.
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Bye-bye, now.
Watch the steps!
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Hah!
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I only hope
He can recover
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From that
Tongue-lashing.
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So, dandelion,
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Now that you've given away
The farm to ivan,
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Do you have some swiss bank
Account we can empty
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To pay another
Decorator?
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I'll go that one
One better, dove bar.
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I submit that
Between the two of us,
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We have enough faith
And intelligence
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To redesign our
Own habitat
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Sans outside help.
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Bite me.
I love you.
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I take back my bite.
We suck.
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Much better.
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Much better!
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Pardon me?
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Yes, by simply
Moving that chair,
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An intimate conversation
Area is created,
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At the same time
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Opening up
A new traffic pattern
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That gives
The entire room
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A whole new dynamic
Sense of flow.
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Plus, I can spackle
Behind here.
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Of course...
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If you really
Want a better shot
At the intimate thing,
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I'd take these--
What do you call these--
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These louis quatorze
Jobbies
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And move them
Over like so.
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Get the table
Over this way.
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Ok. Now this table
Would have to come...
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Like yea.
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And, uh,
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Sofa would come
Around this way,
Of course.
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Ok? Now, uh...
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That desk has got
To come out of there.
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You put the piano
Into the bay, all right?
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That chrome and glass,
You put into the harbor.
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Tell you what,
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I'd move into the warm
Tones, all right?
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Reupholster, re-drape
The whole damn thing.
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Splash a little bit
Of paisley around.
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Throw down
A nice bokhara rug,
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Top it off with a fine
Piece or two of chinoiserie,
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And we're there.
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Bite us, norm.
We love you.
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So what do you got
In there, woodsky?
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Oh, boy! My aunt edna's
Killer fudge brownies!
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Oh, killers, eh?
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Yeah, they're
Called that
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Because the first time
My uncle ford
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Ever smelled them
Baking,
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He came running in
From the field
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And got hit
By a combine.
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He hung on
For a few days.
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At the end, he was
Just praying to die.
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Well, eat up,
Everybody.
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Hi, everybody.
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Oh, hey, rebecca.
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Want a brownie?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot.
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A moment
On the lips,
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A lifetime
On the hips.
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Cliff: you know, rebecca,
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I don't know why
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You're so concerned
About your figure?
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Back in the renaissance time,
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Full-figured women
Were revered.
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Get out.
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It's true.
Yeah?
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Yeah. Artists
Would only paint
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Big, voluptuous women.
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In fact, that's how
They got rid of a lot
Of their old paint.
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Speaking of weight
And stuff,
I got a riddle.
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Which is heavier:
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A pound
Of cliff's brain
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Or a pound
Of dead flies?
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It's a trick question.
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A pound is a pound.
They both weigh the same.
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Go ahead. Ask me another
Mr. Clavin's brain question.
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Ok. Let's see.
Uh...
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If you drop cliff's
Brain and a bowling ball
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Of the top of the empire
State building--
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Yeah?
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Norm, we had to rush over
To tell you.
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The new window treatment
You designed
Just went up.
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It is spectacular.
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Are you speaking
To another norm,
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Or do you have
A death wish?
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Frasier:
Beg pardon?
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You think I want
These people to know
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I'm an interior decorator?
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We're sorry, norm.
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It's just we simply
Cannot moderate
Our approbation.
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Give it a shot, ok?
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But you should
Be decorating
Professionally.
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No, please.
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Doing you both a favor
Was one thing.
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Any more of this
Interior decorating junk
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Could really eat in
To my reputation
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As a lazy beer-guzzling lump
Of mashed potatoes.
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But, norm,
You have a gift.
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Gift?
Try curse, pal.
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I spent my whole damn life
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Trying to cover up
The fact
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That I have a great
Sense of color
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And I always know where
To stick the ottoman.
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It's a pity.
You see, we've just met
This new couple,
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And they need
A decorator.
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Dearest, norm has made
His feelings clear.
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They're very well-off.
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Frasier, it's not
A matter of money.
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They're willing
To pay 5 figures.
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But, frasier--
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Hey, elvira,
Back off!
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If the left side
Of cliff's brain
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Leaves new york
On a train
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Traveling 65
Miles per hour,
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And the right side
Of cliff's brain
Leaves l.A.--
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Wait, wait, wait.
Let me get a pencil.
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Yeah!
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Damn, I am good!
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Bring these people on.
I'll wipe up the floor
With this.
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Who are they, anyhow?
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Well, actually,
They're friends of friends.
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But I have to warn you.
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They're the essence
Of the "Y" word.
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That's the yuppie
Word for yuppie.
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Are you implying
That I'm a yuppie?
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Oh, forgive me.
I erred.
253
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,158
And if I ever do it again,
You may cut out my tongue
254
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,860
And serve it to me
On a fajita.
255
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,430
[doorbell rings]
256
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,564
Well, here we go.
257
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,434
I'm gonna take one last look
In the kitchen.
258
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,407
Hi! We were just
Talking about you.
259
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,508
Kiss, kiss.
260
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,110
Yes, yes.
261
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,878
Sorry we're late.
We couldn't decide
262
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,280
Whether to take
The range rover
Or the bmw.
263
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,316
Don't keep us
In suspense.
264
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,951
The beamer.
265
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,120
Well, we're all here now.
What fun.
266
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,088
Kir royales all around?
267
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,957
That's be great,
Frais.
268
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,258
I can't get over
269
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,493
What your decorator
Has done with this place.
270
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,363
It's warm, it's solid,
It's real.
271
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,297
It's super.
272
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,367
Oh, hi.
What's going on?
273
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,472
Hi
274
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,773
Kim and robert
Cooperman,
275
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,176
I'd like you to meet
Our decorator
Norman peterson.
276
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,410
Hi.
277
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,012
You know,
This is the last
Cold beer.
278
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,881
We could split it
Or something.
279
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,650
No, thanks.
We're taken care of.
280
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,518
Ok. Well,
Suit yourself.
281
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,653
Sit down, everybody.
282
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,456
It's beautiful
And functional.
283
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,392
You know, frasier told me
A little about your place,
284
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:16,796
So I did take the liberty
Of jotting down
A few ideas.
285
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,133
Uh, excuse me.
Are those cocktail napkins?
286
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,836
Yeah. I'm sorry,
Did you need one?
287
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,238
No.
288
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,406
Veggie pate?
289
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,943
Oh, yes, yes, please!
I'm on empty over here.
290
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,079
Anyway...
291
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,984
I heard your place
Is pretty modern, you know,
292
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,819
And most of your stuff
Is kind of gray.
293
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,221
So I thought,
Maybe, you know,
294
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,356
Some, you know,
Color would be good.
295
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:48,028
Actually,
We hadn't totally
Sold ourselves
296
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,729
On the concept
Of change.
297
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,364
Norm: oh.
298
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,833
You could keep
Some of your old stuff
299
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,970
And, you know, throw in
Some new stuff, too.
300
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,573
Um...
301
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,878
Frais, could you help me
With this wall treatment?
302
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,449
Sushi? I rolled it
Myself.
303
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,251
What's going on?
I'm dying over here.
304
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,186
Well, it's not you, norm.
It's them.
305
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,421
Yeah?
306
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,323
They're narrow-minded,
Trend-sucking dilettantes
307
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:19,826
Who insist that
Their chefs be french,
308
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,628
That their mechanics
Be german,
309
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,863
And that their
Designers be...
310
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,935
Stylish.
311
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,871
Oh. You mean...
312
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,805
Stylish.
313
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,475
Very stylish.
314
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,643
Enough said,
Frasier.
315
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,045
I'm sorry, norm.
316
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,047
This could have been
A real lucrative job for you.
317
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,915
I don't know
What to say.
318
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,017
That's ok. I do.
319
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,454
Um...
320
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,291
Listen, uh...
321
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,160
Did I tell you
That, uh,
322
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,328
Last night
I programmed myself
323
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,365
To dream
About your space?
324
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,183
Miss howe, I don't mean
To insult you,
325
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,985
But you're looking
Kinda puny.
326
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,719
Have you lost weight?
327
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,321
Is this a setup?
328
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,357
Did sam tell you
To say that?
329
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,727
No, ma'am.
I told myself
To say it.
330
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,096
I'm worried
About you.
331
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,230
If you're not careful,
332
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,564
You're gonna start
Wasting away.
333
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,300
And pretty soon,
Your ribs will
Start to show,
334
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,568
Like this guy back in
Hanover, carl lefferts.
335
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,737
Of course,
He'd been dead
A while
336
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,073
When they found him.
337
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,674
Thank you, woody.
338
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,544
That's the nicest thing
Anyone's said to me all week.
339
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,517
Your hair's been looking
Kind of ratty, too.
340
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,588
Unfortunately,
That's the second
Nicest thing.
341
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,992
What, no kiss?
342
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,860
No. I've got
To weigh myself.
343
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,562
We got your scale here
Back here.
344
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,065
What's it doing
Behind the bar?
345
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,766
We needed it
To settle an argument
346
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,735
About how much mr. Clavin's
Brain weighs.
347
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,741
I think I am in
For a pleasant surprise.
348
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:20,413
Mechanical voice:
Your weight is 162 pounds.
349
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,481
What!
350
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,649
I--
351
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,417
Malone!
352
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,319
Get out here!
353
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,888
I know what
You just did!
354
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,891
Congratulations.
355
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,660
Not you!
I was talking--
356
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,694
Forget it!
357
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,263
Ok, ok.
358
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:40,367
Cliff's brain is found
Murdered in a room.
359
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,402
All the doors
And windows are locked.
360
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,671
Good. He's here.
361
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,173
Hello, norman!
362
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,440
What's going on?
363
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,608
Oh! Hi.
364
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,977
No, no, no, let's
Sit up here.
365
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,313
Um, well!
366
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,881
Dick and della
Tracy,
367
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,583
How did you ever
Track me down?
368
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,451
The address on
The cocktail napkin
369
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,819
You did your
Sketches on.
370
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,289
You're good.
371
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,723
You know, norman,
372
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,525
We've never been
In a gay bar before.
373
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,859
Yeah.
374
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,795
It seems just like
A regular bar.
375
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,598
Honey,
Look at those two.
376
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,440
Anyway, how about
Some drinks. Miss?
377
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,474
Yeah?
378
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,144
No, I'll take
Care of it.
379
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,213
He's kind of touchy
Since the operation.
380
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,883
Yo!
381
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,085
Wood-o, my friends
And I need
382
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,020
A couple of
White wine spritzers
383
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,922
And a beer--spritzer.
384
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,290
Are you feeling ok?
385
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,193
Sure. Very manly.
Never more so.
386
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,763
Spritzers a toi
On the way.
387
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,064
Thank you.
388
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,466
You know, norman,
389
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,335
We didn't just pop
In here on a whim.
390
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,304
We love the work
You did on our place
So much
391
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,241
That we want you
To do our mountain
Retreat next.
392
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,309
Gee, I don't know.
393
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,410
My schedule's
Kind of--
394
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,212
We know
It's inconvenient.
395
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,547
So can we double
Your rate?
396
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,815
Only because I love
You kids so much.
397
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,486
Listen, if you could
Scope it out this weekend,
That would be super.
398
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,821
Super.
Super.
Super.
399
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,024
I'm glad
You can make it,
400
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,360
Because we have
Another friend
401
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,395
We've been dying
For you to meet.
402
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,165
And he's really cute.
403
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,536
Um...He?
404
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,139
Well, unless somebody's
Already snapped you up.
405
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,308
Well...
Yeah, darn it.
406
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,543
I have been snapped up.
407
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,345
By, um...
408
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,580
That fellow over there.
409
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,783
The one who had
The operation?
410
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,485
Bite your tongue,
No!
411
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,921
No, the tall hunk
Rinsing glasses.
412
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,690
Wait a minute.
413
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,626
Isn't that sam malone,
The pitcher?
414
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,229
I've heard of him.
Didn't he used to
Play for the sox?
415
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,231
Uh...Yes. Yes.
416
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,433
But now he plays
For me.
417
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,406
Oh, man, the guys
At the gym are gonna freak!
418
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,741
Why don't you bring him over
And introduce him to us.
419
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,411
I think he's probably
A little bit too busy
Right now.
420
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,717
All right.
I'll get him.
421
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,220
Sam, could I have
A word, please?
422
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,387
Yeah.
Now. Come here.
423
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,624
Sam, I need
A favor, pal.
424
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,226
Look, I have
These clients.
425
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,327
And they're
Big fans of yours.
426
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,761
And it would
Mean a lot
427
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,096
If you could just
Come over and say
Hi to them.
428
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,632
Oh, yeah.
No problem.
429
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,400
Thanks, sammy.
Thanks, bud.
430
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,402
And one more thing, man, ok?
431
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,804
We're lovers.
432
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,743
Kids...
433
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,910
This is sam malone.
434
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,247
Sam malone,
This is kim and
Robert cooperman.
435
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,549
Pleased to meet you.
436
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,255
You sure do make
A cute couple.
437
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,659
Just accept
The compliment, honey.
438
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,663
Thanks.
439
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,098
I have a confession
To make.
440
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,533
We came in here
Tonight
441
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,835
To try to fix
Norman up with
Another man.
442
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,538
Naughty, naughty.
443
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,043
Naughty, naughty.
444
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,312
But since you two
Are together,
445
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,546
How about if
The 4 of us
446
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,881
Spend a weekend
An the cabin?
447
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,948
It'll be a hoot!
448
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,552
Is that good
For you, sam?
449
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,590
What do you mean,
Is it good for me?
450
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,992
It stinks for me,
Man.
451
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,060
I can't hack this.
Don't do this to me.
452
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,762
Listen, I like
Babes.
453
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,863
I love babes.
454
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,499
And babes love me.
455
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,667
Babes. Babes.
456
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,769
Babes.
457
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,305
Babes.
458
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:42,875
"Babes" is his pet word
For linebackers.
459
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,711
Norman, I pride
Myself
460
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,913
On being a very
Perceptive person.
461
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,748
There's something amiss.
462
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,019
Yeah. Sam and I
Have had a tiff.
463
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:58,691
Look, maybe meeting michael
Is just the thing you need.
464
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,727
He lives right around
The corner.
Kim, go call him.
465
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,529
No. No, no, no,
Folks, please.
466
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,432
I can't go on with
This any longer.
467
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,400
Look, I don't care if
It costs me the job.
468
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,402
I gotta tell you
The truth, ok?
469
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,872
I wanted to be
Your decorator,
470
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,342
So I pretended
To be who I though
You wanted me to be.
471
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,776
But...
472
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,347
It's time I came
Out of the closet.
473
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,715
I'm straight.
474
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,585
Impossible.
475
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,255
No, no, I...
476
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,523
Ever since
I was a little boy,
477
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,425
I've known that
I prefer girls.
478
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,362
Actually, I'm a guy
With a wife.
479
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,465
I mean, uh...
I sleep with vera.
480
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,267
I sleep next to her.
481
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,070
Actually it's in
The room next to her,
But, uh...
482
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,672
I do keep the door open.
483
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,975
But the point is...
484
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:52,479
I think you should
Judge people for
What they do,
485
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,015
Not for...Who they do.
486
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,019
You're absolutely
Right, norman.
487
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,221
I can't believe we've been
The perpetrators
488
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,624
Of this kind of
Discrimination.
489
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,792
We'll see you, norman.
490
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,727
No. Well, listen,
Hey, folks,
491
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,928
I can still,
You know,
492
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,698
Decorate your mountain
Retreat, there.
493
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,601
Kim and I happen
To be people
Of principle.
494
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,803
And we put our trust
In you, our faith.
495
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:20,172
We trusted you with our
Most prized possession--
Our home.
496
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,908
How did you
Return that trust?
497
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,610
You lied to us.
You betrayed us.
498
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,178
You made fools of us.
499
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,714
I could do it
For half price.
500
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,982
Here's the key.
There's perrier in the fridge.
501
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,718
If the neighbors ask,
You're a plumber.
502
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,453
Gotcha. Can do.
Thank you so much.
503
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,755
Thank you.
504
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,576
How about those
Celtics, huh?
505
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,848
What? What?
506
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:02,782
What?
507
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,418
Norm, how could you
Do this to us?
508
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,286
What? Do what?
509
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,689
We're your
Best friends.
510
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,358
I can't believe
That you didn't feel
Close enough
511
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,428
To share this part
Of your life with us.
512
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,929
This part? What?
513
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,999
Guys, I'm straight.
I'm not gay.
514
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,701
Who cares about that?
515
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,536
You can get stuff
At wholesale!
516
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,407
I need a sofa.
Yeah?
517
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,209
And I could use a lamp.
518
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,545
Can you get me a deal
On a good barcalounger?
519
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,213
All right. All right.
520
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,482
But I have to tell
You folks
521
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,116
That I am not cheap.
522
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,619
Even for
Your lover?
523
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,660
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