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Hello, everyone.
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Hey, hey. Hi, Diane.
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I am in a wonderful mood today.
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I spent the weekend
at an Indian film festival
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that left me euphoric.
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Oh, I love Indian films.
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I remember Fort Apache.
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Just thinking about it
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makes the hair on my arms go up.
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Oop, look, there they go. Woop.
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No, no, no.
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We're not talking
about American Indians.
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Hey, hey, hey,
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I can make the hair
on my arms stand up
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any time I want. See?
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Wow, Carla.
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Hey, you think that's something?
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Cathy Settigicotto, my
best friend at Saint Fleet's
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belched the whole 23rd
Psalm at the talent show once.
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That's good, that's good,
but I knew this guy once...
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Randy Evans, first baseman.
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He could make
his eyeballs vibrate
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and I always wanted
to be able to do that.
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Randy Evans?
Who did he play for?
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Uh, I think he spent
most of his career
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with the Cleveland Indians.
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Uh, speaking of Indians,
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do you remember Fort Apache?
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Just thinking of it...
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Whoa! Both arms. Whoa!
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♪ Making your way
in the world today ♪
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♪ Takes everything you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries ♪
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♪ Sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you
like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Captioning sponsored by
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Hi, Sam.
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Hey, how are you, Marshall?
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Hi, Marshall.
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How's everything in school?
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Oh, fine.
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Could I have a beer, please?
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Of course, Marshall.
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Hey, Marshall, good
to see you, Sexy.
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Hi, Carla.
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So, how you doing, huh?
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Uh, my uric acid is up to 7.5.
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That explains that
twinkle in your eye.
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Diane, Diane, this is Marshall.
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Marshall, Diane.
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Hi, Marshall.
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You're going to
love this kid, Diane.
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Very smart. Teaches at college.
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MIT.
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See? He can spell good, too.
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Marshall teaches
one of those subjects
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I know nothing about.
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Could you narrow
that down just a bit?
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I'm in cybernetics.
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Right!
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Cybernetics.
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Listen, the more we
learn about cybers,
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the better we'll be able
to control 'em, right?
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Why did you get into
computers, Marshall?
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Well, I enjoy integrating
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formerly unassociated
supporting elements to maximize
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a probability ratio
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by functionally
interweaving the input data.
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Hey, watch it, Marshall.
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I'm heating up.
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Marshall can make his
computer do incredible things:
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He gets it to write
poetry, play games...
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It even makes predictions:
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elections, sports...
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Sounds like fun.
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You, uh... you got any
hot tips for us, Marshall?
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The Celtics will lose today.
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Watch your tongue, Marshall.
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No, let me show you.
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Take a look at this.
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Can't argue with that, Sam.
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Now see, this shows
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correlation between the
Celtic's win-loss record
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and the relative activity of
the Van Allen radiation belt.
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Isn't that the one that Buster
Crabbe wears on TV, Sam?
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Shh-shh.
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I know it sounds a little crazy,
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but just by
coincidence, I noticed
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that the days the
belt is in a state of flux,
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the Celtics are always beaten.
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Are you sure about this?
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I mean, your computer
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wouldn't be pulling
your leg, would it?
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Oh, no. My computer
never kids, Sam.
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He appreciates a good
joke, but he never tells one.
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Do you mind if I
borrow this for a while?
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Oh, sure.
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Thanks.
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I have to go now.
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Yeah.
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Bye, Marshall.
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Bye. See ya, Carla.
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Hey, hey, don't break too
many hearts now, Marshall.
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I get around you,
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and my testosterone goes up 78%.
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Do you really
find me attractive?
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Hey, I love a stylish guy.
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You got the new
wet look, you know?
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Your hair, your palms.
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Coach...
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Yeah?
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When was the last time
you had a sure thing?
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Uh, Rosie McGonagle.
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No, no, no, Coach,
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I'm talking about betting
against the Celtics.
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Sam, you can't do that!
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Come on, Marshall's never wrong.
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We never betted against a
Boston team before, Sam.
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We've never done
anything like that.
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I know, I know, I know.
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Sam, you better
think hard about this.
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I mean, all of our
customers'll turn against us.
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I know. They'd never forgive us.
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Forgive us?
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They'd hate us for
the rest of our lives.
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But of course,
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we're not going to
live forever, huh?
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I'll get it down.
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Sam, Sam, Sam,
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you can't let any of the
boys know about this.
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It's got to be quiet.
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I can't even remember what
we were talking about, Coach.
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Sam...
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we were talking about
betting against the Celtics.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Thanks.
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I worry about him.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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Norman?
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How ya doing, Norm?
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Well, science is
seeking a cure for thirst.
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I happen to be the guinea pig.
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Ooh, boy.
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Rough day, Norm?
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Yeah, Vera read a woman's
magazine over the weekend.
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Article says you got to put
romance back in the marriage.
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Oh, you're in trouble. Yeah.
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So, she says I got to act
like we're courting, right?
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I got to call her up for a date
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buy her flowers, take
her someplace fancy.
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Well, that sounds good.
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Yeah, I'm a romantic guy.
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So I go around the corner,
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use the pay phone, call her up.
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She turns me down.
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Who needs this? Who needs it?
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It's game time, Sammy.
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Turn on the set, pour me a beer,
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and let's all start dribbling.
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What do you say?
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How ya doing, Coach?
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Cheers.
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Uh... Diane's busy
at the moment.
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Can I say who's calling?
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Her mother?
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Oh, well, it's a pleasure to
meet you, uh, Mrs. Chambers.
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I'm Sam Malone.
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Yes. She mentioned me, huh?
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No, no, I'm not scratching
myself at the moment.
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Yeah, hold on a second.
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I'll get her for you.
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Uh, Diane,
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it's your mother.
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Take it from me,
you're, uh, not adopted.
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Thank you.
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Mommy?
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What?
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Oh, no.
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No...
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I'll be all right.
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I'll call you back later, okay?
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Elizabeth is dead.
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Oh, gee, Diane, that's awful.
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A member of your family?
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning...
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she was our family cat.
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Cat.
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Scared us, Diane.
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You should have said
that right off the bat, Diane.
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Whoa...
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Diane, you spend a
lot of time with the cat?
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Well, since I left home
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I've only seen her
during the holidays.
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Oh... too bad.
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All right, we got
tip-off time here.
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Hey, not bad!
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Hey, what is that?! What? Aw...
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Can I have another beer, please?
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Yo, Diane, you working
or what?! Come on.
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I can't believe these guys.
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Right there. Right
there. There they go.
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Right there.
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Hey!
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I'm sorry to interrupt,
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but I have something
important to say.
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Since I have been here,
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I have struggled to make
certain changes in myself
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in order to fit into
the general milieu.
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And you're doing
a very good job.
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It has not been easy.
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However
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I am proud to say
that, for example,
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I no longer have
to cover my eyes
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when I watch a hockey fight.
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In one case
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I even took sides.
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But now,
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in my moment of crisis,
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it is glaringly apparent
that no one here
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has made any effort to
understand my sensibilities.
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Aw, jeez...
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No, hey, this is me.
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Diane...
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There's, uh, something
my father used to say
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when we had a
death in the family.
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Maybe it'll help.
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He'd say, "Sprinkle the ashes,
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"all that tangibly
remains of our dear one,
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"but thank God
for the intangibles,
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the impact of his life on ours."
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"We remember the smile,
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"frown, the quizzical look,
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the love, the courage..."
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Commercial's over, Norm!
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"One time, moments of searching
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risk, affirmation..."
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a whole bunch of other stuff.
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Come on!
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Go, Celtics, go!
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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The Celtics start without me?
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Yeah, they did, Jack.
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They're losing without him, too.
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How we doing?
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Down nine with a
minute and change.
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We can still pull this
out, right, Coachie?
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Oh, sure, Norm.
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I wish I had some
money on the Celtics.
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Don't you wish you had some
money on the Celtics, Sam?
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Go wait on somebody, huh, Coach?
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A good idea.
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I will go wait on somebody.
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Miss?
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I'm all by myself.
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I only ordered one beer.
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Oh.
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Well, I didn't see you with
some other people before?
268
00:12:17,055 --> 00:12:19,172
I was here last night
with some people
269
00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:21,123
but they're not with me tonight.
270
00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:22,776
Oh, I see.
271
00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:23,877
They're all gone.
272
00:12:23,946 --> 00:12:25,762
Well, everything
273
00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:27,764
in life comes and goes, huh?
274
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,734
Things that matter the
most to us are taken away
275
00:12:30,802 --> 00:12:32,480
when we can least
afford to lose them,
276
00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:33,837
and in the end
277
00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:36,187
everything we strive
for comes to nothing.
278
00:12:38,577 --> 00:12:40,109
I'll, uh... I'll take away
279
00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:41,822
the extra beers. No.
280
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:45,315
Suddenly I'm in the
mood for all of them.
281
00:12:48,587 --> 00:12:51,971
Hey, hey, Vampira,
come on, get to work here.
282
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,123
Oh, Carla...
283
00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:55,791
Could we talk for a minute?
284
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,328
I-I really need to
talk to somebody.
285
00:12:58,397 --> 00:13:00,530
Carla, please.
286
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,351
Have you ever lost a pet?
Have you ever had a pet?
287
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:06,185
Are you kidding me?
288
00:13:06,254 --> 00:13:09,155
I've been through it a
thousand times with the kids.
289
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:13,126
Goldfish, uh...
parakeets, turtles.
290
00:13:13,195 --> 00:13:14,844
No, no, no, no.
291
00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,246
A cat is different.
292
00:13:16,314 --> 00:13:19,782
Yeah. You can't flush a cat.
293
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,693
Carla, I know you're
not going to believe this
294
00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:32,661
but I do admire you.
295
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,730
I believe it.
296
00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:36,832
You are so tough.
297
00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:38,968
You keep your head
up no matter what.
298
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:42,171
How do you do that?
299
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,740
Well, I'll tell you, Diane.
300
00:13:43,809 --> 00:13:45,920
You see, I always
look on the bright side.
301
00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:48,444
I mean, no matter
how lousy a situation is
302
00:13:48,513 --> 00:13:50,257
I can always find
something in it
303
00:13:50,281 --> 00:13:51,441
to make me happy.
304
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,600
What good could you possibly say
305
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:55,485
about a loved one dying?
306
00:13:55,554 --> 00:13:58,371
It ain't me.
307
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:04,093
Yes, yes! That's ten
unanswered points.
308
00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:05,162
We still got time.
309
00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:07,430
Yeah, terrific.
310
00:14:07,499 --> 00:14:08,898
Yeah, terrific.
311
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:09,967
Swish!
312
00:14:10,018 --> 00:14:12,034
Larry Bird got another one.
313
00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:14,837
Another one already, huh?
314
00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,451
Another one already, huh?
315
00:14:16,475 --> 00:14:17,835
We're only down by three.
316
00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,859
Come on, pass!
317
00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,311
Three seconds. Shoot it!
318
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,223
Good for three if it's in.
319
00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:24,413
Hits the rim. No good.
320
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,249
Damn! He missed.
321
00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:28,501
All right!
322
00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:31,415
The Celtics lose a heartbreaker
in the closing seconds...
323
00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:33,606
Uh... pitcher's
elbow, pitcher's elbow.
324
00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:35,408
Sometimes I lose control of it
325
00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:37,577
during intense
moments of sorrow.
326
00:14:37,646 --> 00:14:39,579
Coach, uh...
327
00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:41,059
I think maybe if I, uh, went out
328
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,326
and got a breath of fresh air
329
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,795
it might fight back these tears.
330
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:44,819
You want to join me?
331
00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:45,930
No. I feel terrific, Sam.
332
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,386
Join me. Oh, yeah.
333
00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:49,990
I do feel a cry coming on.
334
00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:54,327
Excuse us. We'll be right back.
335
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,917
Yeah... boy, they're
really taking it hard, huh?
336
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:11,594
Did you ever lose a pet?
337
00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,980
Uh, like an animal?
338
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,816
No, no. Yeah.
339
00:15:16,885 --> 00:15:18,218
I never had a pet, Diane
340
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:21,004
but my grandfather had a
dog that I loved very much.
341
00:15:21,073 --> 00:15:23,406
Oh. What did you call him?
342
00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:25,525
"Grandpa."
343
00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,829
I meant the dog.
344
00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:31,298
Oh, the dog. Bruno.
345
00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:33,633
What happened to him?
346
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,385
He fell down in the
bathtub and died.
347
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,923
I meant the dog.
348
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,125
So did I.
349
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:47,163
My grandfather... poor old
guy... Got run over by a bus.
350
00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:52,635
You know something, Diane?
351
00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,838
Nobody's ever listened
to my story before
352
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,523
and it's good to get it
off your chest, you know?
353
00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:59,642
Uh, if ever I can
354
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:00,877
be there for you, Diane
355
00:16:00,946 --> 00:16:02,906
just let me know,
and I'll be there.
356
00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:04,714
Well, actually...
357
00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,232
Excuse me, Diane.
358
00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:16,287
Thank you. Your Guinness.
359
00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:20,329
Uh, Miss, Miss... I
ordered this on the rocks.
360
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,398
Oh!
361
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,417
No! No!
362
00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:27,220
Uh... no. It's...
it's not that bad.
363
00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:28,421
It's not that bad, really.
364
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,306
Sweetheart, it's...
it's no problem, really.
365
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,642
Uh, look, I'm sorry.
366
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:35,844
I like it this way. Look, look!
367
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:38,264
Mmm! Good, good!
368
00:16:40,135 --> 00:16:41,634
Uh, darling, we...
369
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:44,370
Miss, Miss...
here's a tip for you.
370
00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:45,471
Thank you.
371
00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:50,543
Five bucks for a
couple of tears?
372
00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:06,409
And I can't believe
373
00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:09,312
you're that upset
over an animal dying.
374
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,281
Well, you obviously have
never had a pet yourself.
375
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,633
Yeah, I have, too.
376
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,251
What?
377
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,503
I had a dog.
378
00:17:17,572 --> 00:17:19,405
Cutest little guy.
379
00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:21,741
Floppy ears, big eyes.
380
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:24,510
I remember I used to take
him for a walk every morning.
381
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:27,046
Great way to meet women.
382
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,799
So you loved this dog
383
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,703
because you could
use him as a come-on?
384
00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:34,970
Oh, no.
385
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:36,734
Well, you probably don't
even remember his name.
386
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:37,801
Well, sure I do.
387
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:42,545
It was Fluffy... or Buffy, or...
388
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:43,912
Or was that one of the girls
389
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,714
he helped me to
meet? I can't remember.
390
00:17:45,783 --> 00:17:47,049
Oh, come on now. What, what...
391
00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,635
What is it you want?
392
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,820
I wanted a little sympathy.
393
00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:53,172
Well, why didn't you say so?
394
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,724
Sam...
395
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,226
there are subtleties
of expression.
396
00:17:57,295 --> 00:18:00,930
I have been saying so all
day with a look in my eye
397
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,966
the knit of my brow,
the sit of my posture.
398
00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:06,853
Well, how come you
just don't use words?
399
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,659
No... no, I'm going
to sympathize.
400
00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:14,861
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
401
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,808
Tell me about your cat.
402
00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:17,975
I don't want to talk about it.
403
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:19,279
Well, tough.
404
00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:28,808
Well...
405
00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:31,077
I was, uh...
406
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:33,680
pretty lonely as a child.
407
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:37,199
I wasn't close to
anyone in my family.
408
00:18:37,268 --> 00:18:40,553
My... father
traveled frequently,
409
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:44,774
and, uh, my mother
was incredibly social.
410
00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,175
So...
411
00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:50,563
Elizabeth was my closest
friend and confidant.
412
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:54,467
That cat could
really keep a secret.
413
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:58,949
That's... that's good in a cat.
414
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:00,173
Yeah.
415
00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:05,478
Well, she was the only one in
my life who was always there.
416
00:19:07,082 --> 00:19:10,099
When everybody else was
mad at me, she always liked me.
417
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,220
When I'd hide, when
my parents argued,
418
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:17,022
she'd come with me,
and whenever I was sick
419
00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:20,026
she never left my bed
until I was well again.
420
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,747
And then, um...
421
00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:30,370
When I was 12 years old,
422
00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:34,990
my parents separated.
423
00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:38,628
It was maybe the
worst night of my life.
424
00:19:38,697 --> 00:19:40,496
Believe it or not
425
00:19:40,565 --> 00:19:43,049
I actually thought about
throwing myself in the lake.
426
00:19:44,486 --> 00:19:48,321
But then I... looked
down at this cat in my lap
427
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:52,125
and I thought, "Well, who
would take care of Elizabeth?"
428
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,397
She saved my life that night.
429
00:19:57,465 --> 00:19:59,081
And I know
430
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,934
it's crazy, and it's irrational,
431
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:06,072
but, oh, Sam, I can't
help thinking that last night
432
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,542
when her time came, she must
have wondered where I was.
433
00:20:23,507 --> 00:20:26,008
Sam, you're crying.
434
00:20:26,076 --> 00:20:28,945
No, I'm not.
435
00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:30,463
Yes, you are.
436
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:31,781
Your eyes are all red
437
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:34,534
and your nose is running.
438
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:37,470
I'm allergic to cat stories.
439
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:40,823
Oh... I can't believe this.
440
00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:45,361
Oh, Sam, that's so sweet.
441
00:20:45,429 --> 00:20:48,364
Oh, jeez, you poor kid.
442
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,366
Mmm...
443
00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,980
Wait.
444
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,401
What are we doing?
445
00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:10,470
We're sharing our grief.
446
00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:16,959
Sam, this doesn't
feel like sharing grief.
447
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,429
Well, grief's, uh...
kind of a tricky thing.
448
00:21:19,497 --> 00:21:21,347
What do you say
we get back to it?
449
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:22,815
Sam...
450
00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:24,895
you're exploiting
this whole situation.
451
00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:26,830
And it just doesn't
feel right to me.
452
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:29,138
What are you
talk...? "Exploiting"?
453
00:21:29,207 --> 00:21:33,075
We got caught up in some
really wonderful emotions just now
454
00:21:33,144 --> 00:21:35,778
and I would hate to see that
turned into something sexual.
455
00:21:35,847 --> 00:21:38,347
Wh-what are you
accusing me of here?
456
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,411
I'm not accusing
you of anything.
457
00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:44,136
I would just like to know
why this is happening.
458
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:47,739
What difference does it
make why it's happening?!
459
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,342
Look, we're helpless!
460
00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:51,410
I mean, we're swept away.
What else can we do?!
461
00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:52,528
Sam...
462
00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:58,518
You have never been helpless
where women are involved.
463
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:00,136
Oh, jeez.
464
00:22:00,205 --> 00:22:03,584
Your problem is that the only
way you can relate to women
465
00:22:03,608 --> 00:22:04,888
is sexually.
466
00:22:04,942 --> 00:22:07,743
Oh... w-well, you want to
know what your problem is?
467
00:22:07,812 --> 00:22:10,463
You always got to
think about things!
468
00:22:10,532 --> 00:22:12,131
You always got
to talk about things!
469
00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:13,577
I mean, "What are
we doing this for?"
470
00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:14,534
"What does it mean?"
471
00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:15,868
"What are we going to do?"
472
00:22:15,937 --> 00:22:18,137
God, it makes me so mad!
473
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:23,826
"An unexamined life
is not worth living."
474
00:22:23,895 --> 00:22:25,895
You know, while we're
talking about problems
475
00:22:25,963 --> 00:22:28,564
you want to know what really,
really bugs me about you?
476
00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:29,743
Fine.
477
00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:31,934
The way you eat pretzels!
478
00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:32,952
Pretzels?
479
00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:34,164
Yeah, that's
right... Three bites!
480
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,589
Not two, not one
like the rest of us,
481
00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:37,857
but three bites!
482
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:39,653
Do you want to know
what bugs me about you?
483
00:22:39,677 --> 00:22:40,721
Oh, I'd love to. What?
484
00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:42,378
The cologne you always wear
485
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,046
is totally without nuance!
486
00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:45,848
Oh, my God! Yes.
487
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,217
Well, that must
explain all the laughter
488
00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:49,452
behind my back, huh?
489
00:22:49,521 --> 00:22:51,641
I don't know why I
ever try to talk to you!
490
00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:54,023
Every conversation we've
ever had is an ordeal!
491
00:22:54,092 --> 00:22:55,502
Well, then, let's
not have any more.
492
00:22:55,526 --> 00:22:56,475
What do you say? Fine!
493
00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:57,476
I'll tell you something else.
494
00:22:57,545 --> 00:22:58,911
I'll tell you something else...
495
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:01,313
you won't catch me trying
to come on to you again.
496
00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:02,682
You're right you won't!
497
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,962
Well, hey, we agree
on something, don't we?
498
00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,052
No, no...
499
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,287
I think we agree
on one other thing...
500
00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:10,756
That I am getting
the hell out of here.
501
00:23:10,825 --> 00:23:11,907
Two things!
502
00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:13,120
Diane. What?
503
00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:14,076
Wait!
504
00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:15,077
What is it?
505
00:23:15,146 --> 00:23:16,546
I'm sorry about your cat!
506
00:23:16,614 --> 00:23:18,480
Thank you!
507
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:21,266
Thank you.
508
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,102
You're welcome.
509
00:23:24,955 --> 00:23:25,888
I'll see you tomorrow.
510
00:23:25,956 --> 00:23:27,523
All right.
511
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,026
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