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Hey, Coach, how about a beer?
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Forget it, Harry.
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Now, Sam says I can't
serve you anymore.
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You're a flimflam. Well, no, no.
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It ain't for me. I'm
expecting a friend.
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A friend? Yeah, yeah.
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He asked me to order it for him.
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He did, he did.
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In fact, he, uh...
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He, uh, he... he wrote it down.
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Uh... "One beer."
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Now, wait a minute.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait one minute.
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One minute, Harry.
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Let me see that.
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Yeah, one beer.
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Harry, I just had to make sure.
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Okay.
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That'll be one buck.
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A buck. Let's see, uh...
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Gosh, I thought I had a dollar.
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Oh, I got a ten.
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You got change?
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Yup. Absolutely.
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Here you go.
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Five and four ones, Harry.
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Oh, look at this.
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I have a buck after all.
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Uh, I don't need
the change, Coach.
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Why don't you give
me my ten back?
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Right. Oh...
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right.
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Here you go.
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There you... Wait, wait, no.
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Coach, I don't want to
carry around all these bills.
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Listen, give me a 20
for the whole thing.
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What do you say?
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You got it.
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Nobody move.
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Uh, come on, Coach.
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Don't you see what he's doing?
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I mean, he's
shortchanging you again.
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Oh, no, no, Sam.
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He's outsmarted me
before, but not this time.
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No way. Believe me.
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Coach, how much
money you giving him?
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20 bucks.
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How much is he giving you?
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Oh, darn you, Harry.
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Sam, I'm just trying
to keep in practice.
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Coach, I'll tell you what.
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I'll give you a $30 bill,
we'll call it even, okay?
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What do you think, Sam?
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There's no such thing
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as a $30 bill, Coach.
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You want to bet?
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Get out of my bar, Harry.
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Come on now. Scoot, scoot.
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Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You owe me ten bucks.
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What is this, a clip joint?
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I'm sorry. Here. Now, go on.
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Go on. You know, Sam...
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You know, you've got
the wrong idea about me.
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You really do. No, I don't.
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Now, Harry, you got ten
seconds to get out of my bar
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and give me back
my watch, Harry.
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I'm just trying to
help you guys out.
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I mean, if you want
to upgrade a little bit
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they're on sale. Out.
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Out. I'm out, I'm out.
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♪ Making your way
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like to get away? ♪
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♪ Where everybody
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♪ And they're always
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♪ You want to be
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♪ Our troubles
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♪ You want to be where
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Good afternoon, everybody.
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Hey, Norm. Norm.
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Hey, give me a beer, will you?
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How's life treating you, Norm?
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Like I just ran over its dog.
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You're a little late, Norm.
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How come?
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Uh, Vera dragged me
down to the mortuary.
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I had to arrange
for our funeral.
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Oh, you thinking
about dying, Norm?
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We don't have a date
circled yet, but, uh...
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You know, Vera actually
likes to plan ahead.
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Yeah, we're going
to get, uh, cremated.
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No kidding?
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What are you going
to do with the ashes?
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You know, I wanted
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to throw them in her
mother's face, but...
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I think we're going to
have them scattered
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over the Adirondacks.
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Hello, everyone.
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Hi, Diane.
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Hi. Diane.
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Uh, I'm sorry I'm late
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but you'll be delighted
when you hear why.
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We were just delighted
that you were late.
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I had the most fabulous
after-class discussion
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with my art history professor.
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Huh.
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Yeah. I now feel unequivocally
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I have a full grasp
or Impressionism.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Do Kirk Douglas.
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Sam, I am sorry I was late.
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Is there anything I can
do to make it up to you?
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Yeah. Yeah, but you wouldn't.
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Cheers.
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Uh, yeah.
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Coach, your friend Walt.
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Oh, Walt.
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Walt.
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Walt, Walt!
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My God, it's so good
to hear from you!
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Oh, I'm so glad the
operation's over, Walt.
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Listen, I didn't want to say
anything beforehand, Walt
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but, you know, I didn't think
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your chances going
in there were too good.
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Oh, it's tomorrow.
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B-but, well, listen, don't
worry about it, Walt.
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You fly right through it.
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It's a piece of cake.
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Oh.
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Hello, everybody.
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Dave.
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Oh, the famous sportscaster.
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Hi, Coach.
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Right on, man.
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Hey, Dave, we watch you
here on the news every night.
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Oh, that's great.
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You do the best
sports report in town.
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Well, well, what
do we have here?
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Hi. Dave Richards.
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I'm an old teammate of Sam's.
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Oh. Diane Chambers.
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I'm Sam's new waitress.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sam have his brand on you yet?
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Hardly.
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Oh, well, good.
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Then you're, uh,
in for a lucky day.
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Not only am I
incredibly good-looking
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I'm also incredibly
rich and incredibly nice.
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And incredibly married.
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Well, I am
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sorry to hear that.
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You are?
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Yes. I was hoping to reject you
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based solely on
your personality.
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Too skinny.
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Can I, uh, have
Coach buy you a beer?
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No, Sam. I'm here on business.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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How would you like
to be my interview
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on the 6:00 news tonight?
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Hey, that's terrific.
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You want to interview me?
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I mean, I haven't been
in baseball for years.
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Yes. Hey, I
understand perfectly.
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You are one of
the best relievers
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the Red Sox ever had.
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Carla's right.
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You're still a big
name in this town, Sam.
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We could do the interview
right here in the bar.
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You couldn't ask for
more than that, Sam.
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And besides, uh,
you owe me a favor.
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I do?
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Yeah.
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Remember that night
in Chicago in 1973?
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Those two young...
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Dollars I borrowed? Oh, yeah.
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Two young dollars?
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Yeah.
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Uh, I hate it when
they're wrinkled.
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Uh...
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look, look, I'm out of practice.
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Uh, it's been years
since I did an interview.
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Hey, come on, Sam.
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It's good advertising.
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It would help business.
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Right, Carla.
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And we can all be on TV.
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I'd like to see myself on TV.
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No, you wouldn't.
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Trust me.
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Trust me on that.
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Come on, Sam.
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I haven't got all day.
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Yeah, come on. Come on.
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Do it. Come on.
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Sam, everybody in this bar
wants you to do the interview.
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Yeah... Almost everybody.
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W-what do you mean?
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Oh, never mind.
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Will you excuse
me for just a minute?
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Uh, Diane, can I talk to you
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in the, uh, back
room for a minute?
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Certainly.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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I just have to, uh,
discipline an employee.
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Oh, can I watch?
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No.
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Okay.
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What's the problem?
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What makes you
think I have a problem?
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Because you've got that
"Sam is a chowderhead
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and he wouldn't understand
if I drew him a picture" look.
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Oh.
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I do get that sometimes.
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Yeah.
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Sam
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the fact of the matter is
that you are an ex-jock strap.
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Ex-jock. You...
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That's ex-jock.
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Now, how many times
have I got to tell you that?
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Well, what is the origin
of the word "jock?"
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I...
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From the French.
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Jacques.
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Sam, those "Where Are
They Now?" interviews on TV...
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Yeah.
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They're depressing.
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You know, anytime
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you put a "former" in
front of someone's name
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even the most attractive,
bright, successful guy...
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Excuse me, excuse me...
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it's gonna look... Attractive?
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Yeah. Even then,
you know, something...
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I didn't know you
thought I was a-attractive.
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W-well, you know,
I mean, when the...
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when the light strikes
you in a certain way
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and-and, uh, your
hair is combed just right
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and I'm standing back a ways...
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you're, uh... you're sometimes
somewhat unrepugnant.
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Yeah, that's what women call me.
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Tall, dark, and unrepugnant.
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The point
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I am laboring to make here is
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that whenever I
see an old athlete
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trying to relive his
glory days on TV
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I can't help but
feel sorry for him
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and I don't want
to feel sorry for you.
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Wait a minute.
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Feel sorry for me?
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Hey, look, I resent that.
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You don't have to
feel sorry for me.
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You know... you know who
you should feel sorry for.
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I'll tell you who you
should feel sorry for.
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You should feel sorry
for the Flintstones.
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I beg your pardon.
268
00:09:30,953 --> 00:09:32,053
Well, yeah.
269
00:09:32,122 --> 00:09:33,454
They're opposite the 6:00 news
270
00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:35,801
and when everybody finds
out that Mayday Malone is on
271
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,477
Bedrock is going to be
a very lonely little town.
272
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,597
Martina Naver...
273
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,900
Um... no. Uh, Martina...
274
00:09:45,968 --> 00:09:47,535
Navra... Namajama. No.
275
00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:48,703
Uh, Martina...
276
00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:51,050
Hey, Dave, let's do it.
277
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,693
That's great, Sam.
278
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,827
Give me 20 minutes
279
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,846
and I'll bring the
crew right back.
280
00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,031
You got it.
281
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,499
That'll give me just enough time
282
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,067
to slip into my
shawl and blanket.
283
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,287
Dave, this is a
really good idea.
284
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,716
Yeah. It's pretty
good, isn't it?
285
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,291
Yeah. About time you
got around to Mayday.
286
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,744
Well, actually, I'm
really kind of excited
287
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,779
that he agreed to
do the interview.
288
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,482
You know, uh, John
McEnroe canceled out on me.
289
00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,862
So, Sam was your second choice?
290
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,753
No. Uh, Gerry Cheevers
291
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,470
is out of town with his horses.
292
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,701
Third?
293
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,257
M.L. Carr has laryngitis.
294
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,542
Fourth?
295
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:32,030
Jim Rice is out of town, and
Robert Parish was last week
296
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,732
and, uh, Becky Bannerman,
the junior high school gymnast
297
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,084
is on a field trip.
298
00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:38,853
But Sam was the
first retired guy
299
00:10:38,922 --> 00:10:40,199
you thought of?
300
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,856
No. Well, uh...
301
00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:43,357
I said...
302
00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:46,505
Sam was the first
retired guy you thought of.
303
00:10:46,529 --> 00:10:47,829
The very first.
304
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,681
He's honored.
305
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,553
The, uh, Celtics
306
00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:14,556
got it going pretty good, eh?
307
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:15,774
Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
308
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,042
I wasn't listening.
309
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,292
I'm, uh
310
00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:21,279
I'm practicing my
floating coin trick.
311
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,264
Pardon me?
312
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,218
It's just a little
something I do.
313
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,337
So, what, it's a
rigged-up coin, eh?
314
00:11:29,406 --> 00:11:31,039
No, it's just a half dollar.
315
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,173
Take a look.
316
00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:33,720
Hey, a trick or something, eh?
317
00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:35,009
No.
318
00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:37,178
Strings and wires...
Stuff like that?
319
00:11:37,247 --> 00:11:38,691
No, no wires, no strings.
320
00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:39,925
I just take the coin
321
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,128
I hold it in the
air about like that
322
00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:45,220
and then I let go
of it real careful
323
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,388
and it just stays there.
324
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,634
It floats.
325
00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:50,825
It... it hangs there.
326
00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:52,494
What am I, a goof?
327
00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:53,795
There's no way
328
00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,424
you can make a
coin hang in the air.
329
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,581
No way!
330
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,578
You got five bucks
if I can't do it?
331
00:11:58,602 --> 00:11:59,800
Ten! Ten bucks.
332
00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:00,913
No, wait, wait a minute.
333
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,403
Am I being hustled here?
334
00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:05,173
You're... you are going
to give me ten bucks
335
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,385
if I cannot do it?
336
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:07,449
You're onsville, pal.
337
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,559
Come on.
338
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,501
I couldn't do it.
339
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,947
No, you couldn't.
340
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,148
I don't know what happened.
341
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,388
I'll tell you what happened.
342
00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,958
You just got stuck
with ten bucks.
343
00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:27,746
Coach?! Coach?!
344
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,714
Who is this clown?!
345
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,561
What clown?
346
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,035
Harry? Harry, please!
347
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,571
Harry?
348
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,239
Sam, I'm going. I'm going.
349
00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:39,874
I was just playing, okay?
350
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:43,244
But, uh, whoever owns a
Honda, thanks for the lift.
351
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,704
Did he take you
for anything, Norm?
352
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,473
Uh, what did you say, Coach?
353
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,873
Uh, I didn't hear you.
354
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,776
I'm practicing suspending
this coin in midair.
355
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,596
Oh.
356
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,599
Oh, here, here.
357
00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,234
Oh, Carla, don't,
don't. I'm fine.
358
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:07,846
All right, all right, all right.
359
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,382
You know, he's going to ask you
360
00:13:09,406 --> 00:13:11,284
what's your greatest
memory in baseball
361
00:13:11,308 --> 00:13:13,052
and I'll tell you what it is.
362
00:13:13,076 --> 00:13:15,688
It's got to be that double-header
against the Orioles in '72.
363
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,856
He saved both games
364
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,580
with seven pitches.
365
00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,331
Seven pitches.
366
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,444
Now, wait a minute.
367
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,511
Wait a minute, will you?
368
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,746
Wait a minute.
369
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,315
You want to talk
about excitement, huh?
370
00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:27,250
Sam, tell them about
opening day in New York.
371
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,085
You come out of the
bullpen in the seventh
372
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,636
the bases are
loaded with pinstripes
373
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,488
Bobby Mercer's at the plate...
374
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,012
He hit a 400-foot
home run off me, Coach.
375
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,349
My God, it was the most
exciting thing I ever saw.
376
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,463
Coach, this is Sam's interview.
377
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,689
Why would he want to talk about
something bad happening to him?
378
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,774
You're right, Carla.
379
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:47,809
I-I-I don't know
what it is, you know?
380
00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:50,611
Sometimes I just think of
the smartest thing to say
381
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,363
and then it comes out so stupid.
382
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,981
That doesn't make any sense.
383
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,785
Well, you should have
heard it before I said it.
384
00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,271
Everybody ready?
385
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,340
Yeah.
386
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,141
Well, Mayday
387
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,010
knock 'em dead.
388
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,212
Thanks.
389
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,613
You ready, Sammy?
390
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,282
Yeah, yeah.
391
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,983
Yeah, I am.
392
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,202
Uh, Dave, listen, I'd like
to do this, if you don't mind.
393
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,204
Yeah.
394
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,705
Uh, first we can talk
395
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,318
about whatever my
greatest thrill in sports was.
396
00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:20,675
Then I want to, uh
397
00:14:20,744 --> 00:14:23,395
I want to talk about my
triumph over alcoholism.
398
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,347
Good. Very good.
399
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,726
Yeah, it could be powerful.
400
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,093
Yeah. Yeah. Very powerful.
401
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,162
Then, uh, we could,
uh, talk about Cheers
402
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,899
what I'm doing now, and if
you have any time left over
403
00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:36,319
we can talk about what I'd do,
uh, about the crisis in the Mideast.
404
00:14:37,761 --> 00:14:38,961
Yeah, the Cubs got that thing
405
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:40,995
by three-and-a-half
games, don't they?
406
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,734
Should be a stimulating evening.
407
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,086
Ready, Dave.
408
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,773
Okay, a little bit
more to the left, guys.
409
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,348
Roll tape.
410
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,999
Rolling.
411
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,417
Action.
412
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,120
I'm standing here
413
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,389
in a popular Boston
watering hole called Cheers.
414
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:09,257
What's wrong with his voice?
415
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:13,228
Come on, Diane.
This is television.
416
00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,729
Cut the tape.
417
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,264
Come on, Sam.
418
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,733
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
419
00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:20,612
I mean, really, I got
to start over now.
420
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:22,470
I know. You'll be all right.
421
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,824
Gee whiz.
422
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,093
Roll it, Ernie.
423
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,295
Rolling.
424
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,130
I'm standing here
425
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,917
in a popular watering
hole called Cheers.
426
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,639
Most of you probably recognize
the guy standing next to me.
427
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,775
Or maybe you don't when
he's not in his Red Sox uniform.
428
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,511
But this is Sam "Mayday" Malone
429
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,180
ex-great relief pitcher
from the Boston Red Sox
430
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,632
and now owner and
bartender here at Cheers.
431
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,551
How you doing, Sam?
432
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,140
I'm all right, Dave, thanks.
433
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,707
That's great.
434
00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:02,493
Um... you've been
out of baseball
435
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,729
what, uh, five years now?
436
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,030
Yeah, yeah.
437
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,165
Do you miss it?
438
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,011
Well, you know, I,
uh, I miss the fans.
439
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,195
Uh, the people of Boston
were very good to me.
440
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,887
Yeah.
441
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:19,444
Tell us about some of the great
moments, uh, you had here, uh, Sam.
442
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,679
Uh, well, I guess
I'd have to say
443
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,464
uh, one day in Baltimore.
444
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,400
Oh, great. You want to tell
us a little bit about that, Sam?
445
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:27,802
Well, it was, uh...
446
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:30,555
I was, uh, working both
ends of a double-header.
447
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,323
It was the old story.
448
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,542
First game, uh,
bottom of the ninth
449
00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:37,412
I'm coming in with a
man on second and third
450
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,748
we're holding onto a
one-run lead against the Birds
451
00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:42,177
and Boog Powell's coming up.
452
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,404
I-I-I could feel the wind
from his, uh, warm-up swings.
453
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,951
I mean, the guy had the
heaviest bat in the league.
454
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,853
Papers were full
of him, so, I figured
455
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,538
the only way I'm
going to get this guy
456
00:16:52,562 --> 00:16:53,794
as good as he's going
457
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:55,541
is if I challenge
him on the first pitch.
458
00:16:55,565 --> 00:16:57,676
If I try to get cute,
he's going to kill me.
459
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,567
So, I decide I'm going
to make him wait on me.
460
00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:01,018
Make him sweat a little bit.
461
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,127
You know, I adjust
my cap a couple times
462
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,168
go down to the rosin
bag a couple times
463
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,292
walk around the mound
two or three times.
464
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,177
Then when I figure he's
getting good and antsy, I go...
465
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,979
Dave, John McEnroe just called.
466
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:13,280
Said he's got something
467
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:15,232
he wants to get off his chest.
468
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:18,035
McEnroe.
469
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,188
Hey, Dave, what...?
470
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,790
Sam, thank you.
471
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,725
I'll catch you later, huh?
472
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:28,196
What happened?
473
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:32,116
Uh, well, I-I, I guess
he got a better interview.
474
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,586
No, no, what happened
to the Boog person?
475
00:17:36,273 --> 00:17:38,272
He grounded to third.
476
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:39,491
Come on, Coach, uh
477
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,058
let's, uh, serve
some drinks here.
478
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,160
Yeah, right, Sam.
479
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,107
Tennis is a sissy game.
480
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,459
Come on, now, we got
some thirsty people, right?
481
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,549
Damn shame, Sammy.
482
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:48,783
Ah, no sweat.
483
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,663
Listen, I'm going to,
uh, I'm going to be
484
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:51,619
in back cleaning up.
485
00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:53,288
That's our job, Sam.
486
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,667
It's my bar, Carla.
487
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:55,823
Ooh.
488
00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:57,525
Listen, Carla
489
00:17:57,594 --> 00:18:01,329
will you, uh, watch my
customers while I'm gone, please?
490
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:04,882
Sure. I'll go over, act geeky,
give them the wrong drinks.
491
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,851
They'll never know you're gone.
492
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,669
Thanks.
493
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:13,958
Sam, this could be
494
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,427
a crucial moment in your life.
495
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,112
It is vitally important
496
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,999
that you handle your
emotions properly.
497
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,733
The worst thing that anyone
498
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,503
in a situation like
this could do right now
499
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,271
is to repress his feelings.
500
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,608
Diane, get out, please?
501
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:35,029
You need to lash out,
to release yourself.
502
00:18:35,098 --> 00:18:36,731
Scream.
503
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:37,999
Get out!
504
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,484
Wonderful. All right, now...
505
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:45,189
We need now to move away from
the root gut release of emotions
506
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,825
into the more cerebral.
507
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,460
Tell me in one sentence
508
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,762
what you perceive to be
your problem right now?
509
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,382
You won't leave.
510
00:18:54,451 --> 00:18:56,117
Let's come back to that.
511
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:58,736
Other people
512
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,774
have been through
what you're feeling.
513
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:07,978
Even, in a slightly
different way, myself.
514
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,147
Would you, uh, would
you like me to share
515
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,549
an experience from my life
516
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,984
when I was horribly
defeated and humiliated?
517
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,106
Diane, I-I don't want to hear
518
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,842
a lead-in-a-high-school-play
story.
519
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,813
Oh, it's not a lead-
in-the-high-school-play story.
520
00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:27,282
Well, I don't want to hear
521
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:29,194
an I-didn't-get-asked-out-
for-the-junior-prom story.
522
00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,919
It's not an
I-didn't-get-asked-out
523
00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:34,155
for-the-junior-prom story.
524
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:36,001
Well, I sure as hell
don't want to hear
525
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:38,036
a I-didn't-get-elected-
cheerleader story.
526
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:41,996
Okay, if you're just going
to make a big joke about it.
527
00:19:42,065 --> 00:19:43,442
I hit it, right, huh?
528
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:44,660
Come on. I hit it.
529
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,951
Sam, I was terrific.
530
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,198
Look, what happened to me today
531
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,923
put a period at the
end of my career.
532
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,978
The last thing I need is
a cheerleader right now.
533
00:19:57,046 --> 00:20:00,464
Well, that's what
you need the most.
534
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,252
Hey, you know, I was, uh
535
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,455
I was looking at you
at that interview today.
536
00:20:07,524 --> 00:20:09,752
Yeah, and I didn't see
537
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,960
a washed-up, ex-former has-been.
538
00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:15,179
No.
539
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:20,118
I saw a guy who has a great
deal to look back on with pride.
540
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,988
And a great deal to
look forward to with hope.
541
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,223
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
542
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,541
Of course, it didn't hurt
543
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,730
that you were standing
next to a Cro-Magnon.
544
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,325
But, Sam, here's the point.
545
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:36,250
You know, you have to
put the past behind you.
546
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,664
You have to turn
and face the future.
547
00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:40,254
Look at it.
548
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,768
You have to open your eyes,
see what's right in front of you.
549
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,102
You're young, you're alive.
550
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,406
Feel that.
551
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,039
Feel that in your whole body.
552
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:49,213
Appreciate what you've got.
553
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,448
Live for today.
554
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,683
Go for it, Sam.
555
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,568
I tell you, go for it!
556
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,075
Are you okay?
557
00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:05,345
Yeah, yeah, I'm,
uh... I'm fine, fine.
558
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:09,167
Oh, hey, look... One
of my lights is out.
559
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,704
It's a reflex, Sam, you know?
560
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,041
I learned it in a class...
Practical Feminism.
561
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,410
Oh... whoo.
562
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,714
What was your final?
Crippling a Buick?
563
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,463
Look, I'm sorry I had to do that
564
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,354
but I came in here with
very honorable intentions
565
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,934
of trying to help you out.
566
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,836
No, no, I'm sorry, you're right.
567
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,192
Thank you.
568
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,895
Look, I-I really appreciate
you coming in here.
569
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,725
It's the high point of my day.
570
00:21:39,749 --> 00:21:42,667
How long have you
wanted to do that?
571
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,653
Do what?
572
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,821
Kiss me?
573
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,125
How long have you
denied that burning desire?
574
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,363
It, uh, just came to me.
575
00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:57,931
It was an impulse.
576
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,001
Oh. Good.
577
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,938
Because if you've been thinking
about anything between us
578
00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:05,306
it is out of the question.
579
00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:07,274
No, no, I haven't.
580
00:22:07,343 --> 00:22:10,110
Good.
581
00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:13,080
Listen, Diane...
582
00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:14,414
thank you.
583
00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:17,651
I, uh, I will put
the past behind me
584
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,354
and tomorrow I'll feel better
585
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,058
but tonight I'm going
to feel bad, okay?
586
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,779
Yeah, okay.
587
00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:38,121
Hey, Sam, will
you do me a favor?
588
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,176
You want me to try and
take your purse, right?
589
00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:48,415
Okay, I deserve that.
590
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:50,151
No, I'm, I'm curious.
591
00:22:50,219 --> 00:22:52,853
I want to hear
about the Boo-ger.
592
00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:53,988
The what?
593
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:56,790
The guy from Baltimore.
594
00:22:56,859 --> 00:22:59,643
Listen, Diane, I know
when I'm being patronized.
595
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,257
I may not have had 80 majors
596
00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:03,414
but I know when
I'm being patronized.
597
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,394
Second game,
bottom of the ninth.
598
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,951
Boog's up again. Again?
599
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,620
Oh, yeah, I'm seeing
the clown in my dreams.
600
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,823
Um, see, if I serve
him a gopher ball
601
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,569
we're five games
out of first place
602
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:15,759
with only eight to play.
603
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,472
Now, there's only
one guy on base
604
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,063
but it happens to be Don Buford
605
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,598
and he's over there on
first base dancing around.
606
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,235
I had to go over
there, uh, 20 times.
607
00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:26,870
To talk to him about dancing.
608
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:30,874
No, no, you see, you
got to throw the ball to first
609
00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:32,944
to keep the runner
close to the bag.
610
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,689
If you don't, what happens...
611
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:35,947
Wait, wait.
612
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,575
Don't you throw
the ball at the batter?
613
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,131
Look, uh, look, this
story's going nowhere.
614
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,698
Why don't we
just, uh, forget it?
615
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,324
Oh, good, now may I tell
you my cheerleader story?
616
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,832
All right, all right,
Buford's on first.
617
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:56,150
Right there, put it
down, put it down.
618
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:57,518
Let me give you another shot.
619
00:23:57,587 --> 00:23:58,953
Let me give you another shot.
620
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,555
And once again.
621
00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:01,789
Once again.
622
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:03,090
Come on, come on, three times.
623
00:24:03,159 --> 00:24:04,091
I'll tell you what.
624
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,225
Let me give you a hand.
625
00:24:05,294 --> 00:24:06,294
Which one?
626
00:24:06,328 --> 00:24:07,328
This one there.
627
00:24:07,396 --> 00:24:08,328
Right there.
628
00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:09,329
Gentlemen, gentlemen...
629
00:24:09,398 --> 00:24:10,765
Oh, one more
time, one more time.
630
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,132
Please, please, please, please.
631
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,901
Let me give you a
chance to break even.
632
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,469
I feel just terrible. Again.
633
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:23,310
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