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'My dear friends'
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'we are gathered
together today'
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'to pay our final respects
to the beloved'
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'Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Ryan.'
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'She was a dedicated wife
and a loving mother.'
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'Her life was a guiding light
for all of us to follow.'
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'She will be missed,
not only by her family'
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'but by everyone
who knew her.'
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'However, we can take
solace in the fact'
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'that she is now
hand-in-hand'
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'with our father in heaven.'
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'She is now in peace
with the universe.'
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'The way and the will
of all things past and present.'
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The Lord giveth
and the lord taketh away.
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Amen.
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Add those two things
to the report, Artie
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and get it back to me
as soon as possible, okay?
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Okay, sarge.
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Hey, Bar.
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'Just a sec, sarge.'
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Yeah, sarge?
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Is that racquetball game
on for tonight?
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Sure thing.
We're gonna kill 'em all .
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- Yeah.
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Okay, buddy.
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These clowns must think
I'm two inches tall.
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Why?
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It's addressed,
"Occupant box, 47."
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Well, hey, at least
it isn't a bill.
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Look, every one of these
is a vulture after
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my hard-earned
bucks, partner.
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You want me to tell you
how to stop getting bills?
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Yeah, how?
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Stop buying stuff, okay.
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Hey, do you think I want
a national recession
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on my conscience, huh?
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Alright!
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I'm rich.
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I'm famous.
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The first thing I'm gonna do
is pay my bills
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buy myself a T-bird and spend
my vacation in Hawaii, huh?
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- Hey, old buddy.
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Nothing, sarge.
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Everything is beautiful.
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'You're beautiful,
Jon's beautiful'
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and I'm terrific.
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Uh, I'm beautiful
and you're terrific.
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What happened to him? He run
into a tree without his helmet?
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Yeah, well, near as I can tell,
he became rich and famous.
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Yeah, and I just became
the commissioner.
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Okay, go ahead,
put me down.
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But I just made a fortune.
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Frank, uh, the only way
you're gonna make a fortune
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is when Sacramento starts
paying by the goof.
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Yeah, wait a minute,
Ponch, I mean
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how can one letter
make you a fortune?
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By placing in my lucky hands
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four tickets
to "Name Your Price"
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the highest-paying game show
on television.
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- Yeah.
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Well, I don't wanna
burst your bubble, Frank.
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But my wife went down
to that show three times
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and they didn't even
pick her to play the game.
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So?
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So how do you figure
they're gonna
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pick you to be
a contestant?
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Because I'm lucky.
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'Yeah, that's what
she thought.'
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It didn't happen, Frank.
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But your wife has no luck.
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How do you figure
that, Frank?
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It's obvious, sarge.
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She married you.
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'No, that's not unlucky, Frank.'
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Being unlucky is being
Frank Poncherello
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and sitting in this room
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27 seconds after he's supposed
to be out on patrol.
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- Right, sarge.
- Yeah.
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Come on, Baker.
Don't hang me up.
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Let's get outta here.
Come on.
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See you later.
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You said I was a natural
for "Name Your Price."
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- I never said that.
- You practically said it.
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What I said is, you buy
more junk than anyone I know.
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Right. So I know my merchandise
and I know what it costs.
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You mean, what you owe.
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Same thing.
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Look, I'm not going
into this overconfident.
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Hey, no one would ever accuse
Francis Llewellyn Poncherello
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of making that mistake.
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Well, you got that right.
I'm gonna do my homework.
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I'm gonna learn the price
of every product in America.
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- 'Yup.'
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With you coaching me,
of course.
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Pass.
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'Hollywood freeway units'
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'be on the lookout
for a 10-8-51'
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'Silver Shadow Rolls-Royce'
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'silver and black
in color.'
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'Last seen heading east
on Santa Monica Boulevard'
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'toward the Hollywood freeway.'
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LA 15, 7 Adam in pursuit,
possible 10-8-51 Rolls-Royce
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'traveling northbound,
Hollywood at sunset.'
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'Attention,
Hollywood freeway units.'
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'7 Adam in pursuit'
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'possible 10-8-51 Rolls-Royce'
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'northbound
Hollywood at sunset.'
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LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4
will respond
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northbound at Western.
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'10-4, 7 Mary 3.'
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- Oh, sure, I'm alright.
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Oh, look at my chickens!
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Dagnabbit!
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How could a Rolls-Royce
just disappear?
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I don't know.
Maybe it's a new accessory.
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You know,
push the button and poof.
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LA 15, 7 Mary 4,
10-8-51
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'the Rolls-Royce
has disappeared'
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'in the vicinity of Lankershim
and the Hollywood freeway.'
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Getraer said to lose
some of those cages
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and get this traffic going.
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Let's go.
Bring it on up.
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Here we go.
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- Hey, Grosso.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, just fine.
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- Yeah, thanks.
- Watch that.
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Oh, I can't believe
what happened.
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Driving along. This woman tears
by me, cuts in front of me.
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'Look what happened
to my whole stock.'
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'How am I gonna go
to the market?'
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'Did you happen to get
the lady's license number?'
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Get her license? I couldn't
even see her pass.
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'That's how fast she went.'
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Uh, can I have
your name, ma'am?
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I don't have a name
right now. Millie.
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I couldn't tell you my last
name if ya killed me, boy.
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Oh, officer.
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Officer.
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Did you catch that
rich witch in the Rolls?
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Uh, no, sir, I mean, ma'am.
We didn't. I'm sorry.
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Terrific.
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You can't catch
the speeders
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'and they can't catch
the chickens.'
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Dumb cluck.
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Hey, Artie, you're using
the wrong psychology there.
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Yeah, listen to the man.
What are you, a chicken shrink?
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Oh, very funny.
Let me show you how.
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What's wrong, don't you guys
know how to catch the chickens?
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Okay, Farmer Jon.
You're the expert, you show us.
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There you go, uh,
city boys. Heh.
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There's another one
right here.
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Two.
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Hey, that's very good,
partner but, you know
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we can't be
standing here all day
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'picking 'em up
one by one.'
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So I got an idea.
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Food.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
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Do you have
any birdseed?
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- Yeah.
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These aren't canaries,
you know, they're chickens.
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Can't you tell
by the way they sing?
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Uh, I think he meant, uh,
chicken feed, ma'am.
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Well, why didn't
he say so?
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What are you gonna do?
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Well, I figured I'd lay down
a trail of seed feed..
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Whatever, ma'am.
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And, the chickens
will follow it
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to the back of the truck.
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They might just follow you
to the booby hatch.
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I don't think
it's gonna work, guys.
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Well, it's worth a try.
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It's over here.
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Oh, come on,
chick, chick.
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Yeah. Come on,
chick, chick, chick.
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Come on!
Watch where you're walking.
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Come on, chick, chick.
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Yeah, come on,
chick, chick, chick.
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'Come on, chick,
chick, chick.'
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Ha-ha, ha-ha.
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Come on, chick, chick,
chick, chick, chick.
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You see, I told you
it would work.
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Colonel Sanders,
where are you when I need you?
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'I told you
it wouldn't work, right?'
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I thought you were
in training.
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Hey, it's good to shock
the system once in a while.
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Uh, listen, uh...
who are you taking
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to watch me win at
"Name Your Price?"
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I don't know,
I thought I'd take Shirley.
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Shirley?
Hey, come on, Jon.
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You know, they want
classy people on their show.
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Oh, yeah, well, then
why'd they send you tickets?
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Listen, why don't
you take Joyce?
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Now, Joyce is
a better blender.
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- Yeah.
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She'd blend in
so well with the audience
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that I'd stand out.
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Yeah, well,
who are you taking?
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Ah. I thought I'd give
Diane the opportunity.
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Oh, come on.
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I mean,
you're taking Diane
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Miss knock-your-eyes-out
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and I'm gonna take
the "Blender?"
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Huh?
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00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,639
Hey, Jon,
that's my game plan.
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You see, the Emcee'll see me
sitting out there with Diane.
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He'll have to figure out I'm
witty, charming and fantastic.
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Fantastic, that's not bad.
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But, uh, how 'bout
unbelievable?
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'All units, stand by
for a 10-8-51 report.'
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'Be on the lookout for two
additional 10-8-51 vehicles.'
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'1974 tan Rolls-Royce,
654 Ida-Mary-Sam.'
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'1933 white Rolls-Royce,
Ocean-Paul-Charles.'
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00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,933
'Request all units hold
for prints if stopped.'
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00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,283
You know, we're working
with some real pros, partner.
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Yeah, that's why
they got away this morning.
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- Only ten more minutes.
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Till you can start
coaching me for the show.
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Wait a minute, I thought
off-duty meant we're off.
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00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,134
Hey, Ponch.
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'Yeah, Rolls
with no plates.'
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Please, step out
of the car.
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00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,035
'Will you step to
the front of the car, sir?'
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00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,301
May I see your driver's license
and registration, please?
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00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,607
The driver's license
is no problem, but I..
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'I...don't have
the registration.'
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'I-I just bought the car.'
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'Yeah, well, let me see
the driver's license then.'
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Hey, I know who you are.
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00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,095
I recognize you.
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00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,010
You're Bob and Carey.
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The neighbors of
"Yours And Mine."
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The people from
the troubled world. Hey, Jon.
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Uh, this is an honor,
but, uh--
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'Oh, you watch our show.'
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Marvelous.
Well, it's no wonder.
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It's the number one
soap opera in the country.
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Fifty million fans
adore me.
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Uh, us.
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Daily.
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00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:54,856
This is really something.
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Wait till I tell everybody
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down at central that I..
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00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,514
...met Bob and Carey
personally.
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Isn't that flattering,
darling?
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00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,300
He didn't look so flattered
when he pulled us over.
251
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,302
What's the trouble, officer?
I wasn't speeding, was I?
252
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,477
No, you weren't speeding.
253
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,609
But, uh, may I speak
254
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:09,827
to you a minute, back here?
255
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,091
- Yeah, sure.
- I watch police shows.
256
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,093
They're just
separating us, darling.
257
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:19,968
I, uh, imagine every time
you stop a superstar
258
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,144
you have a million questions.
259
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,232
Do you have a pink slip?
260
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,018
I've got this temporary
261
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,150
something-or-other here.
262
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,112
Mm-hm. Well, this paper
isn't any good.
263
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,549
Did you buy this from
a dealer or a private party?
264
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:39,944
Well, it was
a private party.
265
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:43,122
Look, I got this really
terrific deal on this car.
266
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,732
We're gonna have
to check your VIN number.
267
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,429
- Right.
268
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,086
Well, what's
the trouble, officer?
269
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,001
Well, we've had a series
of Rolls-Royce rip-offs.
270
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,046
So I just wanna check
your car out.
271
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,571
The show should run
at least ten years.
272
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,616
Hey, Ponch, can I talk
to you a minute?
273
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,009
Can we take
a commercial break?
274
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,793
Of course, darling.
275
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,318
Uh, excuse us, folks.
276
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,108
This is really terrific.
277
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,371
To meet Bob and Carey
on my freeway.
278
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,330
Hey, Ponch,
don't you understand?
279
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,375
I mean, they don't have a pink
slip, no registration.
280
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,072
This could be
one of the stolens.
281
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,857
Hey, wait a minute.
You gotta be kidding.
282
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,554
Not Bob and Carey.
283
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,730
Well, at least not Carey.
284
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:27,818
Bob maybe.
285
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:31,126
Hey, his name
is not Bob.
286
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,997
"Marlon Steel?"
287
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,347
Yeah, stage name.
288
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,478
Oh.
289
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,004
AKA Delbert Henderson?
Ha, ha.
290
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,310
Yeah, power of the tube.
291
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,356
I mean, the future star
of "Name Your Price"
292
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,444
should realize that.
293
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,929
LA 15, 7 Mary 3,
Roll an auto theft unit
294
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,279
southbound Golden State.
295
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,932
Uh, here's your
driver's license, Bob.
296
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,326
I mean, Marlon Delbert.
297
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,719
You can call me Bob.
298
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,590
Thanks, you can
call me Ponch.
299
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,984
I'm so thrilled
you watch my show.
300
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,639
Oh, Carey,
will you, please?
301
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,858
Uh, sorry, folks.
It will be a few more minutes.
302
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,209
You mean, we could be
driving a stolen car?
303
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,212
Oh, Marlon.
304
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,269
'Two-eighty-nine,
ninety-five'
305
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,749
'and that's with
presoak, miniwash'
306
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,577
'and hot-hot, hot-warm
warm-warm, warm-cold'
307
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,492
and cold-cold.
308
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,797
That's the big tub, right?
309
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,277
Yeah, the, uh,
stainless steel one.
310
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,105
Okay, now try another one.
How about this thing here?
311
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,499
Okay. Don't look.
Ice King.
312
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,891
Features?
313
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,980
Twenty-two cubic feet,
juicer, meat..
314
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,592
Hmm, meat compartment.
Heh. Adjustable shelves.
315
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:49,552
Uh, 899 dollars
and 95 cents.
316
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,988
I don't believe it.
You got it right.
317
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,556
Come here, I'll give you
the real test.
318
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,777
Alright. Uh, I think this thing
is the, uh, Astro oven.
319
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,561
Okay, give me features.
320
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,302
Timer, browner, warmer
321
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,609
and would you
believe, defroster?
322
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:07,222
Uh...$287.97.
323
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,009
Francis Llewellyn Poncherello
324
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,576
you're the human computer.
325
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,405
I mean, you haven't missed
a price by a penny.
326
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,146
Thanks, coach.
327
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,366
I'll tell you what, you have
just won fame, fortune..
328
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,890
...and delicious Diane.
329
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,805
- And the kid won a break.
- Yeah.
330
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:27,068
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on now.
331
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,548
We just got started here.
332
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,506
Ponch, listen, you know
these prices better than
333
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,160
Sears Ward, Mont-Montgomery..
334
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,423
- All those stores.
- Hey, listen to me.
335
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,730
Does Muhammad Ali stop
after half his roadwork?
336
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,385
Does "Broadway Joe" Namath
never touch a football?
337
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:42,301
Hey, you just don't win with
less than a 100 percent effort.
338
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,955
You're my coach. You're supposed
to be saying that to me.
339
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,828
Come on, Ponch. It's past
the kid's bedtime, okay?
340
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,265
Beds? Hey, that's terrific.
I'm a little rusty in beds.
341
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,527
Come on, let's find
a furniture store.
342
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:54,443
Wait a minute.
You can overtrain, alright?
343
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:57,968
Hey, not for "Name Your Price,"
old buddy. Come on.
344
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,971
These days, prices are
changing with every minute.
345
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,233
Yeah, in one direction, up.
346
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,683
I wonder
where the driver went.
347
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:11,912
Hey, Ponch.
348
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,786
Hey, I didn't mean it. I didn't
mean to cause the accident.
349
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,659
The car I ran off
the road back there.
350
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,096
- It was an accident. Sorry.
351
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,924
Uh, back there,
near Silver Lake, I think.
352
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,710
- I'll take it, Jon.
- Hey, look, I'm really sorry..
353
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:13,147
Alright, turn around, please.
Put your hands on your head.
354
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,627
Five days,
I missed this class.
355
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,237
'The instructor's
gonna have it for me.'
356
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,043
'Help me! Help me, Oh, God!'
357
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:46,354
Hang on, sir. Help will be here
in a minute, okay?
358
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,545
Do you speak English?
359
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,639
Do you understand me?
360
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,568
Hey, Bar's on his way.
361
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:27,613
He's taking the suspect
down to Parker.
362
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:28,657
How's he doing?
363
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:29,789
He doesn't speak English
364
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,747
and he's got a bad cut.
365
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,227
Hey, wait a minute.
366
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:36,839
He's got a med alert
bracelet down there.
367
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,450
Oh, no.
He's a diabetic.
368
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:42,105
'Number 65-48-369.'
369
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,803
65-48-369.
370
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:46,066
- I'll call it in.
- 'Okay.'
371
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,768
LA 15, 7 Mary 3
372
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:55,075
I'm 10-97, eastbound,
Pomona at Silver Lake.
373
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,730
Roll an ambulance and notify
medic alert to 7 Mary 4's.
374
00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:02,038
Victim is wearing medic alert
number 65-48-369.
375
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,562
No! No!
376
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,476
Listen, friend,
you gotta keep still, okay?
377
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,526
'Hey, Baker! Get the candy
bar out of my saddlebag!'
378
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,323
Just keep still, man.
379
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,064
Okay
380
00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,808
Here goes your little,
uh, shot of blood sugar.
381
00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,070
Right on, partner.
382
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:40,207
Here. Mm,
num-num-num. Mm.
383
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,513
Eat. Good, huh?
Good. Eat.
384
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,515
Eat, eat.
That's good.
385
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,649
Tasty stuff.
Feel better, huh?
386
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,172
Oh, you and your junk food.
387
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,479
That's me.
388
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,612
Okay, I'll wait topside
for the paramedics.
389
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,700
Okay.
390
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:03,186
You feel better, huh?
Huh?
391
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,979
Tennis, huh?
You play tennis?
392
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,853
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
393
00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:20,769
Hey, you do understand.
You do speak English, huh?
394
00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:24,164
Hey, we have to play
some time, huh?
395
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,687
You play with Ponch?
396
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,692
Yeah, I know. Uh, uh..
397
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:31,911
But they always laugh at me
398
00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:33,695
when I go out to play,
you know.
399
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,697
But-but listen,
you have to watch out
400
00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:38,047
for my reverse
spin on my backhand.
401
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,092
Pow!
402
00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:44,706
You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be okay.
403
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,674
LA, 7 Mary 3, roll, uh
404
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,720
1-9 horn tow to my 10-20.
405
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:01,288
We got your message
on the medic alert. Good work.
406
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:03,769
Okay, by the way, the victim
down there can't speak English.
407
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:04,944
Okay, thank you.
408
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:11,254
'15-5 David, 10-19
and see the court officer.'
409
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,519
Ooh, that's a pretty one.
410
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:19,523
Yes, that's our new
Corniche sports model
411
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,004
with genuine leather
matching interior.
412
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,745
Isn't that luxurious?
413
00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:25,486
They say the engine
runs rather smoothly.
414
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:28,619
Yes, very smoothly
and very quietly.
415
00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:30,839
Uh, would you like
a demonstration?
416
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,406
- Yes.
- Just a moment.
417
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:46,115
Here we are.
The key goes right there.
418
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,595
Oh, there.
419
00:28:48,683 --> 00:28:50,032
Very quiet.
420
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,947
Yes, one's scarcely
aware it's running.
421
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:52,992
That's nice.
422
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:58,171
Ma'am, test rides are
by appointment only!
423
00:28:58,214 --> 00:28:59,476
Ma'am, just a moment.
424
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,304
Where are you going?
I..
425
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:02,349
Oh, my goodness.
426
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,296
Hey, Ponch!
427
00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:38,124
You made the morning paper.
428
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,169
Yeah, so, I helped
the guy out.
429
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,128
I don't think
that's such a big deal.
430
00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,130
I don't think the papers
thought so either.
431
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:46,393
Wait a minute. "Chippie chickens
on a freeway. Fowl-up."
432
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:49,439
Now, hey, that's
public relations.
433
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,398
Oh.
434
00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:54,053
Well, that's not a bad picture
of me, but, uh
435
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,795
where was the photographer when
I was out saving lives, huh?
436
00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,580
He's probably in the darkroom
making us look silly.
437
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:02,365
Yeah, well, listen. I can't let
Getraer see this, okay?
438
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:03,714
We gotta throw
this away.
439
00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:05,891
Wait a minute.
That's Artie's, okay?
440
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,328
Well, that's okay, Jon.
I got another copy.
441
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:09,372
Huh?
442
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:11,113
It's on the bulletin board.
443
00:30:24,997 --> 00:30:27,216
Good morning, officers, uh..
444
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,565
and chicken wranglers.
445
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:31,873
I did it for you, sarge.
446
00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,222
Give you something
to crow about.
447
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:38,097
Thanks, Frank.
I appreciate it.
448
00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:40,360
I want all of you to know
something else about, uh
449
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:43,493
our fine, feathered friend
officer Poncherello.
450
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:46,757
'We had a hit-and-run out on
the Pomona Freeway yesterday.'
451
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,760
And the victim would have died
if it hadn't been for Frank.
452
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:54,243
Uh, sarge, uh,
Jon helped too.
453
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,245
'Thanks, guys.
That was good work.'
454
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,594
'Now, listen up, everybody.'
455
00:30:57,638 --> 00:30:59,205
First thing I wanna
get into is
456
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:01,163
about this Rolls-Royce
theft ring
457
00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:03,687
that's been operating
in the city now.
458
00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:06,473
'Auto theft division figures
they've grabbed over'
459
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,650
'a half a million dollars worth
of cars in the past 10 days.'
460
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,174
'According to local dealers'
461
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,742
'the regional managers
keep accurate records'
462
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,223
'of all Rolls-Royces
in their areas.'
463
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,748
'Since a hot Rolls is
a hard car to pass around.'
464
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,663
'We figure they're probably'
465
00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:24,883
'being shipped
out of the country.'
466
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:27,059
'Anyway, we've been
asked by auto theft'
467
00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:29,800
'for all possible
assistance on this.'
468
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,846
So, I expect you guys
to keep an eye out.
469
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,674
'Incidentally,
Baker, Poncherello'
470
00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:35,719
'that Rolls you were
chasing yesterday'
471
00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:38,200
turned up at
the deluxe car wash
472
00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:40,115
on Oxnard and Lankershim.
473
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,421
The car wash?
474
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,075
'Yeah, apparently, the, uh'
475
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:44,815
'woman got scared
and ran off.'
476
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:47,557
Anyway, uh, I can recommend
the place to you, fellas.
477
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,646
Uh, they washed off
all the fingerprints.
478
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,953
'Well, that's it.
Thanks, men. Let's hit it.'
479
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,363
Hey, Frank!
480
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,800
Frank!
481
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:14,671
Hold up.
482
00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,413
That man's life
you saved.
483
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,808
He left this for you.
484
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:21,852
Go on.
485
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:36,389
His coach said
it cost about 60 bucks.
486
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:41,524
Oh, 59.95 manufacturer's
suggested retail price.
487
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:42,569
'Without strings, of course.'
488
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:46,225
With strings 74.95.
489
00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:49,489
Congratulations, uh,
"Name Your Price," here we come.
490
00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:52,013
Good luck, Frank.
491
00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,850
What time do you have
to be at the studio?
492
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:05,374
I told the ladies
we'd pick them up by 7.
493
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:20,999
Oh, no.
494
00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:23,610
The bitter
with the sweet, partner.
495
00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:38,451
Please, Elmo.
Please, get up.
496
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:42,107
Please, Elmo.
Elmo, please, get up and walk.
497
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:45,153
Hey, son. Why don't you come
over here with us, okay?
498
00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:47,677
No, I better stay
with Elmo.
499
00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:50,680
Hey, listen, uh, we'll take care
of Elmo for you, okay?
500
00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,204
- No, I--
- Hey, uh..
501
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:54,728
- Jimmy Aston.
502
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:57,122
Please, Elmo.
Please get up.
503
00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,124
How long has
he been here, Jimmy?
504
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,691
Ten minutes, I think.
505
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:05,434
Well, maybe you better help me
get Elmo off the street.
506
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:06,827
Alright, Jimmy,
if you just back up
507
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:09,482
my partner and I will
move Elmo for you, okay?
508
00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:11,310
Okay, but you better
watch out.
509
00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:13,442
Elmo doesn't like
being picked up.
510
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,662
What?
511
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,881
Elmo doesn't like
being picked up.
512
00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:22,799
Oh, well, he won't mind if,
uh, we help him out. Heh.
513
00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,366
Oh, yes, he will.
514
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:27,282
When Elmo sleeps
he doesn't like being bothered.
515
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:32,418
Sleeps?
516
00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:35,203
Yeah, and Elmo sleeps
wherever he wants.
517
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:40,904
Okay, Elmo.
Rise and shine.
518
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,602
Now!
519
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,125
Come on, Elmo.
Here, boy.
520
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,909
- 'Hey.'
- 'Come on, Elmo.'
521
00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,042
- 'Come on, boy. Come on.'
- 'Come on, use your commands.'
522
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,740
- 'Use your tricks. Hurry up.'
- 'Hey, use your tricks.'
523
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,829
What are we gonna do? We're in
the middle of the street.
524
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:55,571
Alright, well, we have
no choice, partner.
525
00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:56,659
Let's go.
526
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:58,835
You better watch out, officer.
527
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,489
Hey, uh, it's okay, son.
528
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,143
Ah, it's okay.
Mm-hm.
529
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,928
Ah!
530
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:07,148
- Whoa! Easy, easy, easy.
- Wait a minute.
531
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:09,890
Easy, you just have
a nice little snoozer, Elmo.
532
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:12,675
Uh, just like Jimmy says
"Wherever he wants," right?
533
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:14,677
Okay, listen, uh
534
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:16,070
I got one last idea.
535
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:19,465
It worked for us
yesterday, okay?
536
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:20,509
Just hang on.
537
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:33,914
Heh, yeah.
538
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:45,055
- Hey, Elmo.
- Ah, easy.
539
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,187
Easy.
540
00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,668
He likes you.
He likes you.
541
00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:50,191
No, he doesn't.
542
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,324
He wants my junk food, huh?
543
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,934
Come here.
544
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:55,153
Come over here.
That's it.
545
00:35:56,893 --> 00:35:59,418
Come here, my baby.
Come here. Come here.
546
00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:03,900
Ooh. Hey!
547
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,122
This is a big dog
you got here.
548
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:14,868
Thanks, officer.
549
00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:16,609
It's our pleasure, Jimmy.
550
00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:18,132
- Bye.
- Bye.
551
00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:58,493
Hey, Ponch.
552
00:37:58,537 --> 00:37:59,929
Good luck tonight.
553
00:37:59,973 --> 00:38:01,931
Hope you get on the show
and make lots of money.
554
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,759
Are you kidding?
If Ponch wins
555
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,500
he'll be impossible
to live with.
556
00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:06,980
Hey, he's already
impossible.
557
00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:08,329
Why not impossible
and rich?
558
00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:12,507
My game plan, exactly.
559
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:15,162
Like I said, Frank,
don't get your hopes up.
560
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:19,035
There are gonna be a lot of
other people there at that show.
561
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,211
Yeah, but I got
the luck of the Irish.
562
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:23,170
Irish?
563
00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:25,738
He doesn't look Irish.
564
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,740
Hey, don't you
guys know about
565
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:30,569
that little leprechaun
I got in my back pocket?
566
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:31,918
He gives me luck
567
00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:35,182
and I give him
Spanish lessons.
568
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,880
'Attention all units,
10-8-51 just occurred.'
569
00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:41,362
'A black Rolls-Royce taken
from the Pacifica Hotel.'
570
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:44,191
'Vehicle last seen southbound
on the Harbor Freeway'
571
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:46,715
'approaching
the Santa Monica.'
572
00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:48,282
Uh, they're coming
our way, sarge.
573
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,718
Okay, you guys.
You're on overtime.
574
00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:51,416
Let's nail 'em.
575
00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,505
They're right here.
576
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,730
7 Mary 3 and 4
577
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:46,819
'suspect vehicle has just
pulled in behind you'
578
00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:49,169
'from Southbound Harbor
at Santa Monica'
579
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:52,128
'is now traveling southbound
in the number three lane.'
580
00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,261
'Approximately 100
yards to your rear.'
581
00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,484
Jon, let's take the off-ramp,
and pull in behind the Rolls.
582
00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:01,311
Right, Ponch.
583
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:24,987
'LA 15, 7 Mary 3'
584
00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:27,686
'following suspect,
10-8-51 Rolls'
585
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:31,341
'west from Harbor Freeway on
Wilmington towards Berth 58.'
586
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:34,257
'10-4, 7 Mary 3.
LASO will be advised.'
587
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,858
You brought two chippies
with you, baby.
588
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,351
Hey.
589
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:10,571
Hey, they can't
burn us twice, can they?
590
00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:12,225
Yeah, especially
with wheels like that
591
00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:14,706
those babies are built
for, uh, luxury, not speed.
592
00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:19,232
Hey, Ponch.
593
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,512
Hey, Baker, you suppose
all those are for sale?
594
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,296
'I think we'll find
a bargain in the bunch.'
595
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:42,211
15, 7 Mary 3 and 4
596
00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:46,259
uh, code 6 at Montanus Rolls
at, uh, Palisades and Grand.
597
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,174
'10-4, 7 Mary 3.'
598
00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:46,928
Okay, in there.
Out of the car, hands first.
599
00:43:46,972 --> 00:43:49,061
Both of you, out of the car
with your hands in the air.
600
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:59,854
- Ponch, over there!
- Alright, get out of the car!
601
00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:00,855
Come on, fast, move it!
602
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:08,646
Okay, move it.
603
00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:09,690
Put your hands on your head
604
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:10,691
and move to the rear of the car.
605
00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:11,823
Now, let's go.
606
00:44:16,479 --> 00:44:18,612
Got another unit
on its way.
607
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,267
Sorry, it's not as classy as
the thing you've been driving.
608
00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:23,225
Yeah, but you do get
a chauffeur.
609
00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:38,632
And now, our last contestant
on "Name Your Price."
610
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,026
Will Frank Ponce-Poncer--
611
00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,767
Ponchere-Poncherello!
612
00:44:44,638 --> 00:44:46,335
Whatever it is, Frank
613
00:44:46,379 --> 00:44:49,687
come on up and
"Name Your Price."
614
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:02,351
Welcome to
"Name Your Price," Frank.
615
00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:04,702
Just relax now and tell us
about yourself.
616
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,356
Uh...I'm single
617
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,403
and I'm a California
highway patrol motor officer.
618
00:45:10,446 --> 00:45:13,014
I could tell by the way
you came down that isle at 55.
619
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:15,495
This next item should be
right up your alley, Frank.
620
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:16,975
'Or should I say, freeway?'
621
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,761
Okay, folks.
Take a look at this.
622
00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:26,549
A brand-new Z1R motorcycle.
623
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:33,731
'He rides one every day, but who
would've thought of pricing it?'
624
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:37,169
This beauty is a 1015 cc
with a double overhead cam
625
00:45:37,212 --> 00:45:39,824
'smoked bikini fairing, drilled
brakes, and alloy wheels.'
626
00:45:39,867 --> 00:45:42,696
'One of the finest and fastest
street machines anywhere.'
627
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,089
Okay, ladies
628
00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:45,438
and Frank
629
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:46,918
"Name Your Price!"
630
00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:48,310
'Hildine, you're first.'
631
00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:49,355
Uh..
632
00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:51,357
...thirty-nine..
633
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,750
...ninety-five.
634
00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,056
Thank you.
Ruth, you're next.
635
00:45:56,144 --> 00:46:00,105
Four thousand, uh, 250.
636
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:02,672
Finally got it out. Good.
Thank you. Sylvia, you're next.
637
00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:04,718
Thirty-six ninety-five.
638
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,460
Thank you, Sylvia.
Frank, you're last.
639
00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:10,724
'Officer Poncherello, you have
exactly five seconds.'
640
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:14,554
'Four, three, two, one.'
641
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:18,645
I'll go with $3697.
642
00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:19,689
'Okay, thank you.'
643
00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:21,256
'All prices in and locked.'
644
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,650
May I have the envelope,
please, Darlene?
645
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:27,088
Thank you.
Isn't she lovely?
646
00:46:27,132 --> 00:46:30,526
The actual manufacturer's
suggested retail price
647
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,006
is..
648
00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:34,139
...3695 dollars!
649
00:46:34,182 --> 00:46:37,055
'Sylvia Miller, it's yours!'
650
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:39,187
Oh, I don't believe it!
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