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- Previously on Lucifer...
- We're separated.
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Sign the divorce papers.
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What's with the cold shoulder?
You seduced me.
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You almost die, and then
you ghost me for weeks.
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Nothing about any of that
makes any sense to me.
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Doesn't make any sense
to me, either.
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I used to see a light in you.
All I see now is darkness.
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I just wanted to say thank you
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for saving my life.
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Decker, gun!
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Chloe: He saved my life.
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Dan: Chloe's fine.
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Luckily, Pierce was with her.
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But I wasn't.
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- Happy birthday, detective.
- Beautiful.
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- What is it?
- It's the bullet.
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From when you shot me.
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0h.
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J'j'
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Lucifer: Mm, this is
a new one on me, detective.
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Chloe: Mm, mm, well,
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there's a first time
for everything.
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Lucifer: Yes, but I've heard
it can take hours.
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I'm not sure even I have
the endurance for that.
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- Chloe: Mm...
- Beatrice: Don't worry, I'll help you.
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I'll be the top hat.
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I will be the race car,
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because I'm gonna
leave you both in the dust.
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Very funny.
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Uh, wheelbarrow,
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shoe, ah...
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Guess I'm gonna have
to be the shot glass.
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- Cheers.
- 0h, that's a thimble.
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What? What? I want to conquer
real estate, not mend socks.
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- So then be the shoe.
- Please,
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I am not a shoe.
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Clearly I'm a top hat,
so come on, hand it over.
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Want it? It's gonna cost you.
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Oh, well, name
your price, urchin.
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Oh, I'm not talking fake money.
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Oh, wow, she slammed you.
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J” give me a freaky
kinky nation j”
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j' with a total female population
j“ -
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J“ I can deal
with that situation j”
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j“ I don't care
about my reputation j”
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j” give me a freaky
kinky nation j”
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j” with a total female
population j”
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j” I can deal with that sit... j”
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Imagine my disappointment
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when I realized
there was no raging party.
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It's a security thing.
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Worked for that home alone kid,
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but, obviously,
you can't take a hint.
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Wasn't I being clear
last time I kicked you out?
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0h, clearly being a jerk.
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Which is exactly why
I came to look in on you.
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You see, we need the most love
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when we're being most unlovable.
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No offense, brother,
but I don't need love from you.
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I get plenty
from naked strangers.
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And speaking of, I'm spent.
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So, if you don't mind...
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That's where you've been, then,
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having sex with
the nameless masses?
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Oh, you know me, brother,
wine, women and song.
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Just, come on, run along.
I don't need a babysitter.
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Your cheek says otherwise.
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Well, it turns out
"Bruce Lee mid-fly kick"
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wasn't in the artist's
repertoire.
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Look, I had to cut a deal
with the detective's offspring.
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So that's who you were with...
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Chloe and Trixie.
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Well, so much for
wine, women and song.
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Technically, all of those things
were represented,
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when you count
the post-game karaoke.
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Luci, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with...
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With enjoying a quiet night in.
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I did not say that I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, right. Honestly,
luci, who cares
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how you spend your nights?
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Um, everyone.
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My exciting lifestyle gives
regular people
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something to aspire to...
I provide hope.
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I see. And how does
Linda feel about this
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little ruse of yours?
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I'm sure that the doctor
would love to dissect me,
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but she's taken some time off
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to deal with a death
in the family, so...
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I had no idea.
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I should go check on her.
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Yes, excellent idea.
You do that.
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Luci, I'm liking this new you.
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Boring suits you, brother.
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Lucifer: Now, this poor victim,
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she is boring.
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- We don't know anything about her.
- 0h, don't we?
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Generic artwork, dull clothes,
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beige furniture.
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I mean, even her fruit bowl's
so tragically safe...
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No mangoes, no papayas.
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Not even a measly avocado.
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Her name's Kim Jones, 29.
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She's a computer engineer.
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We ran a full background check,
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but we couldn't find
anything noteworthy.
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A fellow nerd.
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I'm sure you're in
a better place now.
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Lucifer: Well, even if she's
in the worst place,
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it'd be far more interesting
than this,
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because this poor lady,
definitely a shoe.
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Any idea what he's
talking about?
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Oh, the other night
we played monopoly.
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So, that's that story.
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Ella, what's the cause of death?
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Uh, babft.
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Hmm?
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Big-ass blunt force trauma
to the head.
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Murder weapon's missing,
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but we are looking
for something small and compact.
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Surprisingly heavy for its size.
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Kind of like my aunt rosalita.
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I wish amenadiel were here
so he could see
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what boring actually looks like.
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Can you believe that
he said I've become boring?
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It's absurd.
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Dan: Oh, I don't know.
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Monopoly doesn't really sound
like the old Lucifer.
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And I have to say,
you have become a bit
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more normal.
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- How dare you.
- Crazy idea.
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Let's talk less about Lucifer
and more about the murder.
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Crime-scene selfies? Really?
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Ella: Classy move.
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And that is Esther,
our victim's roommate.
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She found the body when she
came home from partying.
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Well, what's such
a dynamic young lady doing
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living with a... Kim?
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0h, never mind,
she looks traumatized.
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- I'll go comfort her.
- Uh-huh.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Hel...
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No photos at a crime scene.
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Sorry.
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Not even one last one
with the handsome cop?
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Don't let the boring
detective spoil things.
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It would be my pleasure.
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Right.
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Dan: 0h.
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Bless your heart.
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Obviously, I'm far
too well-dressed
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to be a cop.
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So, I take it that
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you aren't close
with your roommate?
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No, I don't spend
much time here.
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Obviously. Besides, me and Kim,
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totally different squads.
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Kim followed more people
than followed her,
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if you know what I mean.
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#shoe.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want her dead?
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I don't think anyone wanted
much of anything from Kim.
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Okay, well,
there was no break-in,
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there was no struggle,
which likely means
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that Kim knew the killer.
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So, can you think of anything?
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A recent breakup, a fight?
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She did get into a yelling match
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-on the phone last night -oh.
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But I assume that was with
the Thai delivery place.
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And I assume that's
the poor dear's
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closest relationship?
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What time was the...
The argument?
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|'|| tell you
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if you hand me my phone back.
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I was getting ready to go out,
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and I totally remember the pic
I was uploading at the time.
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There: Kombucha Martini.
10:39 P.M.
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All right, I'll trace
Kim's phone call at that time.
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You guys mind if I post
that I'm totes helping
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a police investigation?
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Absolutely.
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Do you mind tagging me?
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J'j'
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Chloe: Ella traced Kim's call
to this business.
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Top meet. Interesting name
for a Thai restaurant.
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No, it's a dating app for
L.A.'s most fabulous singles.
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Super exclusive.
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Seems you need
to get recommended
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and meet a bunch
of selection criteria,
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even go through an interview
just to create an account.
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Well, then, why would our victim
be arguing with someone here?
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I mean, this is clearly
a place for top hats, like us.
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Please, I would never get
into something like this.
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Eh, you're right.
What was I thinking?
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It's way too exciting
for you, detective... I meant me.
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And him.
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Gosh, kindred souls.
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This interesting young fellow
and I, wouldn't you say?
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Except that, apparently,
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he's slightly more
interesting than you.
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Well, journalistic
hyperbole, clearly.
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- Eh...
- Can I help you?
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0h.
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Mack slater. I'm the ceo.
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If you are here for the
selection interview,
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I'll spare you.
I created top meet
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for people exactly like you.
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Oh, well, thank you very much.
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I'm actually...
I was talking to the lady.
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You're exactly my type.
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I mean the app's type.
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Bit on the nose there, big mack.
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We're here for a different
kind of interview.
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There's been a murder,
and our victim's last call
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was to someone in this building.
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A homicide detective, huh?
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow. You just got even more interesting.
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Funny, so did you.
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Just found out who our victim
was fighting with... you.
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Ah. Most interesting
bachelor, indeed.
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J'j'
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If you didn't know her,
then how did you fight with her?
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'Cause she was nuts.
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I'm confused, you just said
you didn't know her.
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I know her type.
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We get them from time to time.
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They want to be on top meet,
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they can't clear our high bar,
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and then they get pissed
about it.
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Problem with her was she just
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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And then, uh, she hacked
her way onto my app,
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and then our users
complained, of course.
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Because nobody joins top meet
to hook up with some...
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Random nobody, and so
we had to kick her off.
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Okay, and is that
when she got angry
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and called to complain?
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No, it was more
like she went psycho.
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Ah, well, boring people never
like to be told they're dull.
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Right, detective?
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What did you do after the call?
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I stayed here, I worked late.
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We've been busy as hell
these days.
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Not nearly, I can assure you.
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Well, I'd like to talk to anyone
who can corroborate your alibi.
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Also, I'll need a list
of any of the users
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that complained about Kim.
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No can do.
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With so many celebrity clients,
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our entire business model
is based off
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our ironclad privacy protocols.
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Fine, I'll just get a warrant.
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Good luck with that.
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I mean, how long
did it take the FBI
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to hack one cell phone?
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Yep, I'll have
the tech team get on it.
255
00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,855
You got it, Chloe. Ah!
256
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,399
Charlotte: Hello, Ms. Lopez.
257
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,403
I wanted to ask you something.
258
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,948
You know this darkness
that you say you see in me?
259
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,242
- Mm-hmm.
- I've been trying to address it,
260
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,202
and, uh, details would help.
261
00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,164
So, where do you
see it, exactly?
262
00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,082
How? When?
263
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,751
Like, now.
264
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,711
Right about there.
265
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:47,712
0h.
266
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,922
Hmm.
267
00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:51,091
Little better?
268
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,551
But you know, still,
269
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,683
you don't exactly scream
rainbows and sunshine,
270
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,847
even when you're not
wielding murder weapons.
271
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,141
Well, for the record,
I wouldn't stab you,
272
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,518
not here, with all
these cops around.
273
00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,189
Oh, come on, that was funny.
274
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,691
Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny.
275
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,152
Also dark.
276
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,444
Right. Fair point.
277
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,322
But it's cool.
278
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,532
You know, being dark.
279
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,576
To each their own, you know?
280
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,245
Wow, you really have this
"being good" thing down.
281
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,454
Huh?
282
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:25,209
You know, you might be
just the person to guide me.
283
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,168
To where?
284
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,420
Somewhere other than hell.
285
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,091
See, I've, um, I've learned
286
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,469
that there are consequences
to my darkness.
287
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,305
Really permanent ones,
as it turns out.
288
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,184
And I was thinking
you could help me avoid them?
289
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,392
No way, José.
290
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,396
I mean, I wish
I could help you, I do,
291
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,649
but I'm so busy.
292
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,150
- With what?
- You know.
293
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,444
Cases, forensic stuff.
294
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,035
The lieutenant won't be back
from medical leave
295
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,783
until next week, so it's, like,
cray-cray up in here.
296
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,452
Ella: Oh, hey, Dan.
297
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,538
I bet you need me
to go do that thing, huh?
298
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,790
That super urgent
forensic thing.
299
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,083
Yeah, yeah. See?
300
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,543
Cray-cray.
301
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:10,962
Well...
302
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,464
I'm just gonna...
303
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,841
- I was...
- Yeah.
304
00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:16,384
Bye.
305
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,762
Excuse me.
306
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,908
Linda: You know,
you're exposing yourself
307
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,642
to dreadful consequences.
308
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,644
And I'm not talking
bad yelp reviews,
309
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:26,895
I'm talking hell.
310
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,981
Turns out: Real.
311
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,190
I know.
312
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,650
I know, right?
313
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,110
Shocker to me, too.
314
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,572
But not as much as your dancing
queen candle arrangements!
315
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,322
Hey,
316
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,283
Linda.
317
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,451
- Is everything okay?
- Amenadiel, hi.
318
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,911
I'm so glad you're here.
319
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,299
I'm trying to plan
my ex-husband's memorial,
320
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,833
and I could really use
another opinion.
321
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,336
Um, okay. So, which one
do you like best?
322
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,589
Just, knee-jerk reaction.
323
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:54,797
Go.
324
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:56,466
That one?
325
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:57,675
Really?
326
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,363
Really? You don't think
it's too ornate?
327
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,013
That one.
328
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,221
You're right.
329
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,891
This one's simple, yet elegant.
330
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,268
See, you're just
the insight I needed.
331
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:07,977
Busy tomorrow?
332
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,733
Lucifer: That looks
absolutely nothing
333
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:13,941
like our victim.
334
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,402
Take note, Daniel. These filters
335
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,172
could be the answer
to your dating drought.
336
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,196
Ella: Or not... I mean,
337
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280
Kim only got one match.
338
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:20,949
What... really?
339
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,427
After all the effort
our shoe went through
340
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,994
to make herself
look like a top hat,
341
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,555
she only got the interest
of one gentleman?
342
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,247
Gentleman? You mean suspect.
343
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,083
Yep. Username, forever29.
344
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,561
The app arranged
a date for them,
345
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,105
and based on their likes
and locations,
346
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,922
it suggested a Sushi place
on Melrose.
347
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,799
Even made a reservation for them
for the night of the murder.
348
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:38,884
Chloe: This guy's using the app
349
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,446
as a hunting ground; He could be
targeting somebody right now.
350
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,221
We got to find him.
351
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,348
Yeah, but how?
We can't even get an ID.
352
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,075
Yeah. Tech team hasn't
been able to crack
353
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,392
top meet's security algo.
354
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,187
Which means Kim had
mad hacking skills.
355
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,481
So can we use
forever29's profile pic
356
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,233
and run it through
facial recognition?
357
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,623
Yeah, I know, I thought
about that, but...
358
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,517
Lucifer: Partial profiles pics.
359
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,530
Such a telltale sign
of low self-esteem.
360
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,342
Or our guy's keeping
his profile secret
361
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,242
because he's the killer.
362
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,345
Ella: Wait a minute, there is
some good news, you guys.
363
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,163
He used the app to rsvp
for a mixer at top meet.
364
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,164
It's happening tonight.
365
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,558
Okay. We got to get
to this party.
366
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,793
Use what we know about forever29
and single him out.
367
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,103
Lucifer: Okay, fine. I'll go.
368
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,247
Seeing as I'm the only
interesting single person here,
369
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,233
I think I'm our one shot
to catching the killer.
370
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,537
Lucifer, we're looking
for a guy.
371
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,259
Your point?
372
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,093
Dan: Uh...
373
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,761
He's a dude. And he's straight.
374
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,864
- Mm-hmm.
- That's never stopped me before, Daniel.
375
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,008
I'm so good at flipping men,
they call me the skillet.
376
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,183
- Oh, wow.
- Okay.
377
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,851
We need a woman, so I'll go.
378
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,313
What? You, detective?
Socialize and flirt? Come on.
379
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:36,483
Yeah, but for the investigation,
I can sacrifice.
380
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,194
Can't be that hard
being frivolous and shallow.
381
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,113
I'll just channel
my inner Lucifer.
382
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,201
What, you want to become
a female version of me?
383
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,615
Okay.
384
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,826
I'll gladly train you.
385
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,203
Chloe does Lucifer?
386
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,889
I wouldn't exactly word it
that way...
387
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,207
Get ready to go
full me, detective.
388
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,090
Lucifer: Oh, the Paris shows
were glorious.
389
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,466
Yes, worth the jetlag alone.
390
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,675
How was your weekend?
391
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,386
Chloe: Uh, awesome. Great.
392
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,805
Uh, Saturday,
went camping with my daughter.
393
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,182
And, uh, Sunday,
did a big costco run.
394
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,352
There's, like,
300 hot dogs in my freezer.
395
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,230
Oh, really?
That is so interest...
396
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,482
Oh, dear. Look what you did
to poor Giancarlo.
397
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,192
Dead from boredom.
398
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,284
Now, look, you're going
to this top meet mixer
399
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,486
to hunt down a killer,
400
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,865
not to talk about your hunt
for bulk food bargains.
401
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:25,741
Okay.
402
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,577
Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy
enough for Giancarlo.
403
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,096
Okay, let's get
the terminology straight.
404
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,455
Not "fancy-schmancy."
405
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,372
Sophisticated.
406
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,581
Oh, whatever.
407
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,709
Why don't you just
give me some tips
408
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,211
on how to blend in
with that crowd. Okay?
409
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:39,942
You think being
as fascinating as I am
410
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,132
can be boiled down
to a few tips?
411
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,176
This is not paint by numbers.
412
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,428
Goodness me, I need a drink.
413
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,889
Oh. Thank you.
414
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,892
- I have a tip, mom. Don't talk about me.
- Mm. Mm!
415
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,478
Yes, definitely,
no mention of the child.
416
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,772
And enough with the tips.
417
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,540
Why don't we do
a little role-play, hmm?
418
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,776
- Okay.
- You be a Randy single man,
419
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,610
I'll be...
420
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,861
I'll be the new you.
421
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:05,768
Okay, I've never once done that.
422
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,366
Lucifer: My point exactly.
423
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,493
Meet Lucinda. Come on.
424
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,625
Gosh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
425
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,679
Oh, crap.
426
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,407
0h.
427
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,827
Need some help there, sir?
428
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,245
There you go.
429
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,003
Good news, Ella.
430
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,589
I've been admitted to
the forensic shadow program.
431
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,091
What is that?
432
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,426
A mentorship program.
433
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,094
Which means I will be
your student.
434
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,388
I am going to stick
to you like glue,
435
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,099
so I can learn how
to be good... at forensics.
436
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,043
Stuff comes up
constantly in court.
437
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,311
- That's great.
- Uni: Hold it, please!
438
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,274
Oh, I don't think so, buddy.
439
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,484
I mean, what am I,
Mother Teresa?
440
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:39,582
My, my.
441
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,876
Detective.
442
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,334
You look...
443
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,920
Like a female Lucifer?
444
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,449
Well, that's what
I was going for.
445
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,631
Well,
446
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,800
close enough,
but you're going to need this.
447
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,512
Do I really need to wear
an ear bug?
448
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,805
Absolutely.
449
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,032
From what we know of our killer,
450
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,850
blue-eyed Sushi snob
who loves surfing
451
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,162
and splooshing, I'd say you're
a bit out of your comfort zone,
452
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,521
so you're going to need
to bring Lucinda's a game.
453
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,730
You mean youra game.
454
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,252
Absolutely.
Oh, and while we're at it,
455
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,627
do you need a refresher on
"splooshing"? It's very simple.
456
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,421
- You just cover yourself in...
- No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good.
457
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,779
But... oh.
458
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,531
Except for...
459
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,842
What, you don't want to wear it?
460
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:13,866
It's not...
461
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,410
Really Lucinda's style.
462
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:16,870
Right.
463
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,078
0h.
464
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,584
Okay.
465
00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:25,503
There.
466
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,088
I'm ready.
467
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,590
Yes, you are.
468
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,299
Good luck.
469
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,425
Thank you.
470
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,187
J” everybody's singing
the same song j”
471
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,272
j” it goes "tonight,
tonight, tonight j”
472
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,149
j” tonight, tonight, tonight" j”
473
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,943
j” I never realized j”
474
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,171
j” these artists thought
so much about dying... j”
475
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,072
hi. I'll get a, uh, ipa, please.
476
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,674
Lucifer:
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
477
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,367
Not beer. Prosecco.
478
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,285
But I hate prosecco.
479
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,704
Well, tough luck.
Lucinda loves it.
480
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,581
Been
481
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,958
it's a good job I'm here.
482
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,709
Yeah, man. Close call.
483
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,551
Possible suspect, moving in.
484
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,778
Lucifer:
Right. Whatever he says to you,
485
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,886
just laugh.
486
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,847
Hey there.
487
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,723
What's your name?
488
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:22,977
Lucinda.
489
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,396
Lucifer: No, no...
490
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,690
Not like a demented witch
on crack.
491
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,775
A deep, sultry laugh.
492
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,446
Ha, ha, ha.
493
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,864
Ha... I'm sorry.
494
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,617
I think I may have had
a little too much prosecco
495
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,286
on an empty stomach.
496
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,704
I should have had that Sushi.
497
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,497
Did you try the
Sushi? Is it good?
498
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,666
No, no. I didn't.
I'm a, I'm a vegan.
499
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:45,874
0h.
500
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,168
Anyway.
501
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,045
You might want to go easy
on the bubbles.
502
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,046
Ah.
503
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,258
Smooth.
504
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,885
Beginner's bad luck.
505
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,887
Look, it's hard to do justice
506
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,991
to my captivating essence,
but she'll get the hang of it.
507
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,850
Don't be such
a Debbie downer, Daniel.
508
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,145
Sorry.
509
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,403
- Hey.
- Hey.
510
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:14,988
Hi.
511
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,156
You're really tan.
512
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,824
Are you, uh, are you a surfer?
513
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,826
Well, I'd like to surf
in your eyes.
514
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,494
Lucifer: Ugh, dearie me.
515
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,622
He's lucky it's not a crime
to be a cheeseball.
516
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,874
Anyway, at least
the ice is broken.
517
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,709
Now, just make small talk.
518
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,545
So I drove up
to this meditation retreat
519
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,754
in big sur last week.
520
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,964
No, no, no!
521
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,382
Pch is closed.
522
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:35,216
Say you helicoptered...
523
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,092
Shush.
524
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,802
Uh, excuse me?
525
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,013
Sploosh. I said "sploosh."
526
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,765
Are you into splooshing?
527
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,202
Time to change tactics.
528
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,329
You know what?
529
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,874
Enjoy the prosecco, Lucinda.
530
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,294
I don't believe this.
531
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,922
Ditching protocol mid-sting?
532
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,340
Who does that?
533
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,360
Maybe she'll do better
on her own.
534
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,677
Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.
535
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,762
She'll flounder
without my expert guidance.
536
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:21,970
- Oh, yeah.
- Right.
537
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,407
I'm clearly needed
on the front lines.
538
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,558
You just stay here
and do what you do best.
539
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,019
Nada.
540
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,317
Chloe: Oh, I love traveling.
541
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,777
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
542
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,027
Any fun plans coming up?
543
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,489
Um, well, I...
544
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,409
I was thinking of, uh,
maybe getting out of the city
545
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,953
and taking my daughter camping.
546
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,079
Cool.
547
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,414
I-I love the outdoors.
548
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,827
- Chloe: Oh.
- I'm a surfer.
549
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,165
Chloe: Really?
550
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,835
Goes well with camping.
551
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,628
I've always wanted
to try surfing.
552
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:54,837
- But I...
- You should...
553
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:56,923
Oh, hi, Lucifer.
554
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,132
This is Benji.
555
00:20:58,883 --> 00:20:59,509
Chloe: He just had
556
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,010
four pieces of sashimi,
557
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,697
and we just started
talking about surfing.
558
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,431
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist
559
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,079
you put your mic back in
immediately.
560
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,493
We can't hear a thing
in the truck.
561
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,144
You are being quite loud.
562
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,854
Nice work.
563
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,106
Lucifer: Bloody hell.
564
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,108
Woman: Hey, there goes Benji!
565
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,776
Man: Benji, over here!
566
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,362
Whoa.
You have to save me from them.
567
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,739
Dan: Uh, yeah.
568
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,365
They're with me.
569
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,367
Not bad for nada, huh?
570
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,536
Wait, she's a cop?
571
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,037
Detective Decker, LAPD.
572
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,789
We want to talk to you
about a murder.
573
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,458
Man:
Benji, you're the best, bro!
574
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,708
You're not paparazzi?
575
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,792
What?
576
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,795
Oh, thank god.
577
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,840
I mean, the things
dad gets credit for.
578
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,264
Yeah, I went on a date with her.
579
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:47,640
Just the other night.
580
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,895
Still can't believe she's, uh...
She's dead.
581
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,479
0h?
582
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,732
Did you think she'd survive
you murdering her?
583
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,400
I told you, I'm innocent.
584
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:58,729
Well, you're an overpaid dj,
585
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,153
so that's up for debate.
586
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,987
It seems you were the last
person to see Kim alive.
587
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:04,907
I couldn't have been.
588
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,260
When I dropped her off
after our date,
589
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,444
her roommate was still there.
590
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:08,661
How do you know that?
591
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,347
Because that's the reason
I didn't go upstairs
592
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,581
like Kim suggested.
593
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,225
I was trying to avoid Esther.
594
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,834
What, kombucha Martini girl?
595
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:16,835
Do you know her roommate?
596
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,481
To the extent
that you can know someone
597
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,386
who's glued to her phone
and talks in hashtags.
598
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,925
Yep, that's her.
599
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,176
How did you two meet?
600
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,095
We matched on the top meet app
a few weeks ago.
601
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,014
Went on two exhausting dates.
602
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,599
Then why go on the second date?
603
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,727
Because I wanted
to see Kim again.
604
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,331
I met her at the apartment
when I picked up Esther
605
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,523
for our first date.
606
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,566
She wasn't there
the second time.
607
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,052
So you can imagine
how stoked I was
608
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,505
when she popped up
on the top meet app.
609
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,154
Lucifer: No.
610
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,155
I can't, actually.
611
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:47,283
You're saying that you used
a top hat to get to a shoe?
612
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,904
He must be lying, detective.
613
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,286
Benji: I'm not lying.
614
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,497
I really liked Kim.
615
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,142
She was different than all
the other women on the app.
616
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,459
What, different as in duller,
617
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,211
more mundane
and dressed for less?
618
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,296
No, as in she
didn't make me feel
619
00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:02,382
like I had to be on
all the time.
620
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,883
With her, I could...
621
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,554
I could just be myself.
622
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,431
Interesting.
623
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,433
Thanks.
624
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,565
What if Esther found out
about Benji and Kim?
625
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,108
Got jealous, lost control...
626
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:25,154
This goddess,
jealous of the plain Jane?
627
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:26,363
It's-it's ludicrous!
628
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,908
It's like me being jealous
of that paper clip.
629
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,158
Or Daniel.
630
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,203
I mean, not to mention
631
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,873
Esther is far too busy
for murder, detective.
632
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,833
Look. She flew
to Florence last week
633
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,686
just 'cause she fancied
eating some gelato.
634
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,145
She went on a plane
to get ice cream?
635
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,129
Well, when you say it in
English, it sounds silly.
636
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,924
Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie.
637
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,886
Bet you could bounce
a quarter off that derriére.
638
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,889
Oh. Yeah...
639
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,600
Wait, uh, go back.
640
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,560
- There.
- What?
641
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,562
Something small and compact
642
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,230
and surprisingly heavy
for its size.
643
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,959
Well, what's miss Lopez's
aunt rosalita
644
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,233
got to do with anything?
645
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:04,652
Look.
646
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:05,612
The dumbbell.
647
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,196
It wasn't at the crime scene.
648
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,948
It matches the bruises
on the victim,
649
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,366
it's a weapon of convenience,
650
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,243
and it fits the crime of passion
scenario.
651
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,829
Doesn't mean Esther was
the one to wield it, though.
652
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,873
If my theory of jealousy
is right, she was.
653
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,333
Trust me, detective,
654
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,581
there's no way that Esther
has ever used a weight...
655
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,212
I refer once again to her
naturally sublime derriére.
656
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,349
Oh, crap.
657
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,573
You're avoiding me, aren't you?
658
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:51,783
Don't be crazy.
659
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,202
No. I just...
660
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,122
You know,
like my floors spotless.
661
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,292
An evidence lab can
never be too clean.
662
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:05,672
And that is your forensic
lesson of the day.
663
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:06,922
More next week?
664
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,967
Why don't you want to mentor me?
665
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,427
It's not that
I don't want to, okay?
666
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:12,720
I just don't have the time.
667
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:13,721
Well, I've been watching you.
668
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:14,681
You have plenty of time.
669
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,641
You just waste it chitchatting.
670
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,851
You mean socializing?
671
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,688
Connecting with people
isn't a waste.
672
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:23,605
Okay.
673
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,274
Let's be honest here.
674
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:30,238
You don't really care about
anyone's kids or whatever.
675
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,699
I mean, you're faking it, right?
676
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,618
Just tell me, how do you keep
your eyes from glazing over?
677
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,205
There is no forensic shadow
program, is there?
678
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:44,669
Even if! Had been
tempted to help...
679
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,713
And I'm not saying that I had...
680
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,673
Now that I know you lied?
681
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,674
Poof!
682
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,469
Temptation officially gone.
683
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:57,682
J” all right j”
684
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,729
j” she said the ride is rough j”
685
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:06,566
j” but love the way it rumbles j”
686
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,442
j”mmmj”
687
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:09,920
j” she said
the ride is rough... j”
688
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:13,322
okay, so I'm thinking:
Big band over here
689
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:16,909
and two long, two long
buffet tables over here...
690
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,119
Or should we do three?
691
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,305
Well, it depends. How
many people are coming?
692
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,414
Uh, just 350.
693
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,749
350?
694
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:24,875
Wow.
695
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,730
I didn't realize how much
you still cared about Reese.
696
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:28,463
Of course I do!
697
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,964
I'm heartbroken about his death.
698
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,091
Distraught, really.
699
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,468
Can barely function.
700
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:36,888
Okay, okay.
701
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:40,475
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I'm functioning perfectly.
702
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:41,725
I only feel terrible
703
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,728
that I don't feel terrible
about his death.
704
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,064
Okay, so all of this
is just a...
705
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,792
A pathetic attempt
to cover up the fact
706
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:51,444
that I can't stop thinking
about me.
707
00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:54,072
Me, me.
708
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,741
Me and my own brush with death.
709
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,094
- I understand, Linda. I mean...
- How could you possibly understand
710
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,578
what it's like to be rotisseried
711
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,997
by the, by the goddess
of all creation?
712
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,293
Dealing with mortality
was so much easier
713
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:10,129
when I was just another
clueless idiot.
714
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:16,427
Being a celestial insider...
Really sucks.
715
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,179
I used to walk around thinking
716
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,389
maybe reincarnation was real.
717
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,018
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
718
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:27,814
but I could still wonder,
still hope.
719
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:33,069
What if I came back
as a chameleon or something?
720
00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:36,280
Chameleons are cool.
721
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,594
But now I know
that's never happening,
722
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:44,163
because I know,
you know, everything,
723
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,959
including where I'm headed
when... when this is over.
724
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:49,460
And where is that?
725
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:50,711
Where do you think?
726
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:55,174
I wish I'd never met any of you.
727
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:07,186
Chloe: So we wanted
to, uh, ask you
728
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,020
a few...
729
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,814
Would you want
to put on a shirt,
730
00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:13,234
or anything to cover...
Your body?
731
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,237
No. Why? Are you cold?
732
00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:17,923
Yes. Would you like
my jacket, detective?
733
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,031
No. I am great, thank you.
734
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,199
Right.
735
00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:23,619
So, when was this photo taken?
736
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:29,375
Uh, I took that on my way
to Tokyo, I think.
737
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:30,751
Sorry.
738
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,753
I travel so much,
it's hard to keep track.
739
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,339
It's actually something else
740
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:36,828
that we're trying to track down.
741
00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:38,008
This pink dumbbell here?
742
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,857
It went missing
the night of Kim's murder.
743
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:40,886
Any idea where it went?
744
00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:41,596
Nope.
745
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,973
It's not mine. I don't work out.
746
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,516
- Ah.
- Everything you see
747
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,445
- is god-given.
- Lucifer: And they say that
748
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,923
dad doesn't give
with both hands.
749
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,313
So, the dumbbell.
750
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:51,665
You're saying that's Kim's?
751
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:52,773
Yeah. Poor thing
752
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,859
tried so hard to be like me.
753
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,467
So how did it feel
when you realized
754
00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:57,987
that Benji preferred Kim to you?
755
00:28:58,196 --> 00:28:59,947
Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky.
756
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,093
Don't listen
to the detective, darling.
757
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,281
She's trying to trick you.
758
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,428
You just look into my eyes
759
00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,078
so we can prove to her
that she's wrong.
760
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,707
Now, you're too sophisticated
761
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,251
to care about your boring
flatmate's trifles, aren't you?
762
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:15,213
Tell me, what is it
that you really desire?
763
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:20,885
Yeah.
764
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,261
Want to...
765
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:26,015
Stop posing and lying!
766
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,309
It takes so much effort
767
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,519
to make these pics look
so effortless.
768
00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:31,728
It's exhausting!
769
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,023
Well, so you're saying
it's just all a facade?
770
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,567
I don't even know
what that word means!
771
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,569
I'm not worldly at all!
772
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,242
#barbados?
773
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,911
More like #bogus.
774
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,246
The most exotic place
775
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:49,997
I've ever been
is the gym's sauna.
776
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:51,832
But you said
you didn't work out.
777
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:53,876
Of course I do.
778
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,128
With real equipment, at a gym,
779
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:57,755
not in my living room.
780
00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,924
So you're still saying
that the dumbbell is Kim's?
781
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:04,303
Yeah. She tried everything to be
part of my glamorous lifestyle.
782
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,138
She was even planning
on getting surgery
783
00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:07,556
once all the money came in.
784
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:08,974
What money?
785
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:09,809
I don't know,
786
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,936
but she made it sound
life-changing.
787
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,105
Chloe: Maybe the motive
788
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,690
for Kim's murder was financial.
789
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,942
Maybe she was coming
into some inheritance,
790
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,694
and someone wasn't
happy about it.
791
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,779
I can't believe
Esther was a fake.
792
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,656
I mean, how did I
completely misjudge her?
793
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:24,949
Lucifer, are you listening?
794
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,517
We need to look
into this windfall.
795
00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:27,994
Detective, I think
796
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,388
I've been spending too
much time with you.
797
00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:31,580
It's turned my
top hat radar rusty.
798
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:33,509
- What?
- But no offense, but I think I need
799
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:35,143
to go and hang out with
some interesting people
800
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,877
before you turn me into a shoe.
801
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:51,600
- I'm sorry.
- Mm.
802
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,102
I don't regret meeting you.
803
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,688
I just... it's a lot.
804
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,316
I've calmed down now,
so can we go?
805
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,359
Lie down with me, Linda.
806
00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,862
On the... on the sand?
807
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,031
Oh, okay.
808
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,329
Listen,
809
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:16,250
there was a time when I, too,
thought that I knew everything.
810
00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:20,463
This was... this was back
when I was an angel
811
00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:25,092
and spent all my time
looking down on the world.
812
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,305
But, you see, I found
813
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,273
that it takes looking up
to gain perspective.
814
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,975
It's a good reminder
of just how much
815
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,727
there is that we don't know.
816
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,021
Linda...
817
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,983
If you really think about it...
818
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,196
Do you have any fewer
questions than you used to?
819
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,323
When you didn't know?
820
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,700
I mean, they're...
They're different questions,
821
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:51,702
but there are just
as many, maybe more.
822
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:52,911
So you're still every bit
823
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,872
the clueless idiot
that you always were?
824
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,547
That helps.
825
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:08,094
Still sucks about
the chameleon, though.
826
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:19,897
Thank you.
827
00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:29,990
I can't find any sign
of that windfall.
828
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,577
As far as I can tell, there was
no money coming Kim's way.
829
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,066
Oh, there's got to be something.
830
00:32:35,246 --> 00:32:36,246
There is.
831
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:38,749
Charlotte,
what are you doing here?
832
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,169
I felt unsettled
about lying to you.
833
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,797
Um, I thought I could make up
for it by making myself useful.
834
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:49,468
So, I overheard you talking
about finding a connection
835
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:51,655
between the dead girl
and that exclusive dating app.
836
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,439
So I did a little digging,
and I found one...
837
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,641
- Well, we're long past that.
- Are you sure?
838
00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:57,393
I had to pull some strings
to get this.
839
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,437
It's an employment contract
840
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,439
between Kim
and the owner of the app,
841
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:02,690
mack something.
842
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:05,443
Drawn up two years ago
in total secrecy.
843
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:08,195
But mack said
that he hadn't met Kim
844
00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:09,506
until she called him that night.
845
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:10,614
Oh, he met her, all right.
846
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,032
Kim hired him.
847
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:13,617
She hired him?
848
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,000
And then hacked his app?
It doesn't make sense.
849
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,037
Unless...
850
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:18,789
She didn't hack it.
851
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,585
Top meet's encryption protocol
is impossible to crack.
852
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,462
Except to the person
who built it.
853
00:33:24,712 --> 00:33:25,379
Exactly.
854
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,506
So, if Kim created top meet,
855
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:28,924
then who the hell is mack?
856
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,760
Well, no computer
whiz, that's for sure.
857
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:32,720
C-minus student,
858
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,388
barely graduated high school.
859
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,433
Voted most likely
to sleep his way to the top.
860
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,560
And guess what he was
doing before top meet.
861
00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,020
Spin instructor.
862
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,788
Okay, wh-why would Kim
hire him, though,
863
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,107
if she's this genius
computer engineer?
864
00:33:45,316 --> 00:33:46,817
What does he bring
to the equation?
865
00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:48,652
Uh... that.
866
00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:50,404
Look at him
and then look at her.
867
00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:51,822
If both came to you
868
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,824
asking for funding for
an elite dating app,
869
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,353
whose project
would you invest in?
870
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:57,786
Well, yeah, if you're being
all superfish and whatevs.
871
00:33:57,995 --> 00:33:59,246
Chloe: Which many people are.
872
00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:02,416
Maybe Kim felt she wasn't
fancy-schmancy enough,
873
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,668
so she hid the fact
that she was the creator,
874
00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:07,463
and hired pretty boy mack here
to be the facade.
875
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:10,007
In secret. Explains
why it didn't come up
876
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,176
- in the background check.
- So Kim's insecurities
877
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,664
allowed mack to take the credit.
878
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,137
And the money.
879
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,181
Which she wanted to take back.
880
00:34:17,473 --> 00:34:18,953
That's the windfall
she was expecting.
881
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:20,619
It's a strong motive
for him to kill her.
882
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,287
- Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out?
- He could have
883
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,730
easily convinced one of his
employees to lie for him.
884
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:27,691
It's a solid theory, but still,
885
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,069
it's just a theory... we need proof.
886
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,796
I really wish we had
that murderous dumbbell
887
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,460
- right about now.
- Well, if mack did it,
888
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:35,908
- I think we know where to find it.
- Hmm? We do?
889
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,326
Uh, there's a good chance
890
00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:39,161
the murder weapon
is at mack's place.
891
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,288
Seasoned killers know
to leave it at the scene,
892
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,791
but first-timers,
they tend to take it with them.
893
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:47,211
I can't count the times I've
allegedly helped a client unmake
894
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,629
that mistake.
895
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,421
Really?
896
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,091
What? I said "allegedly."
897
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:55,761
We need to get a search warrant
for mack's place.
898
00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:58,013
- Yeah, good luck with that.
- Excuse me?
899
00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,464
Mack's lawyer will argue
that all you have is conjecture
900
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:01,892
based on circumstantial
evidence,
901
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:03,310
and any judge will agree.
902
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,229
You're never getting
that warrant.
903
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:09,316
Well, then it's a good thing
I am exactly our killer's type.
904
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,946
Mack! I love the place.
905
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:15,322
Mr. Morningstar.
906
00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:18,325
How about
a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas?
907
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:20,774
I need to scrape the rust
off my playboy ways, and you're
908
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:22,222
just the chap to help this devil
909
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,598
get his groove back.
What do you say?
910
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,207
That sounds fun.
911
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:26,500
- Yeah.
- Uh...
912
00:35:27,001 --> 00:35:30,212
But I'm afraid I have
a previous engagement.
913
00:35:30,421 --> 00:35:31,421
0h?
914
00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:44,768
Some alone time
with the detective?
915
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:47,187
- Not alone anymore.
- Oh, mack.
916
00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:49,791
I suppose we all have
our low points.
917
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:50,815
But not to worry,
918
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,699
I've got a chopper waiting...
If we leave now,
919
00:35:52,735 --> 00:35:54,254
we can still make the
encore pool party.
920
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,322
I'm afraid
you're gonna have to leave,
921
00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:57,716
detective... i'm
trying to kick off
922
00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:59,658
a most interesting
bachelors' bacchanalian here.
923
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:01,577
You leave. I'm having fun.
924
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,412
Something going on
between you two?
925
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:05,331
- Absolutely not.
- Absolutely not.
926
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:06,999
I'm gonna grab a beer.
927
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,668
Decide for yourselves who gets
the pleasure of my company.
928
00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,962
Okay.
929
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:13,648
Well, I didn't have him
pegged for your type.
930
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:14,858
I thought you
preferred them boring.
931
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:15,966
You think I'm on a date?
932
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,220
I am here looking
for the murder weapon, Lucifer.
933
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,012
What, so now you think
mack's the killer?
934
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:23,015
You're just profiling
fabulous people, aren't you?
935
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,184
Enough with this crusade
against us already.
936
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,769
Mack isn't fabulous.
937
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,228
Kim created top meet.
938
00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:29,605
He stole it.
939
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,230
What?
940
00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:34,735
- Another phony?
- Yes.
941
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,365
I suppose that explains the
self-aggrandizing artwork.
942
00:36:39,573 --> 00:36:40,324
Chloe: Would you just help me
943
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:41,241
find the weapon?
944
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:42,743
Please?
945
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:46,121
Okay, fine, in my experience,
it's, uh, usually in the toilet.
946
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,330
Oh, I checked there.
947
00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:48,999
Uh... freezer?
948
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:50,291
It's not there, either.
949
00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:51,543
Well, the fireplace, then.
950
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,420
Oh, Lucifer.
951
00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:54,629
There's no way.
952
00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:55,464
I mean,
953
00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:57,174
could he really be
dumb enough to...
954
00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:58,842
To...
955
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:00,968
Lucifer.
956
00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,095
Wha...
957
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:03,472
Ah.
958
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,482
Well, I think you put
the dumb into dumbbell.
959
00:37:05,683 --> 00:37:07,369
Mack:
Decided against the beer...
960
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,061
(Carbs, and b)
961
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:11,647
Two cops showing up
at my house on the same day.
962
00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:14,942
Uh, figured that
must not be a coincidence.
963
00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:17,402
Still think I'm dumb?
964
00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:19,905
Basic deduction
doesn't make you a genius, mack.
965
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,466
But then again,
you're used to taking
966
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:22,650
more credit than you deserve.
967
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,828
Yes, mack...
Or should I say... hack?
968
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,349
Waste of a pun. You're
gonna have to spell it out
969
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:30,373
for him, detective.
970
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:32,459
We know that Kim
created top meet.
971
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:35,379
Oh, yeah? You know she was
also gonna destroy it, too?
972
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,857
She sneaks onto the site,
goes on one good date,
973
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:39,967
and then wants to make the app
more accessible.
974
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:41,634
So stupid!
975
00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:43,804
What's stupid
about thinking someone deserves
976
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,848
to be loved
for who they really are?
977
00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:47,599
Kim was the brains, mack.
978
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,435
You were just the face.
979
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,228
Just the face?
980
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:53,856
Kim was wozniak. I'm jobs.
981
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,774
No one gives a crap
about wozniak.
982
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:59,361
Oh, please, mack.
What you are is a fraud.
983
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:01,405
Which, unfortunately,
makes you boring.
984
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,240
And predictable. Watch.
985
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,119
- Put that down.
- Or what?
986
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,407
You're gonna blow your own face
to smithereens, mack?
987
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,039
It's quite heavy,
isn't it? At least
988
00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:12,328
they got the density right.
989
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,083
Ooh!
990
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,376
Heads up!
991
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,596
Nice catch.
992
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:30,100
Today interesting
enough for you?
993
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:31,977
Well, beats monopoly.
994
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,732
J'j'
995
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:38,776
Lucifer: But in the end,
996
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,464
the shoe turned out
to be interesting,
997
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,404
and the top hat, boring.
998
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:47,034
Right. So you're gonna
embrace your boring side now?
999
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:49,036
Well, I would,
but I have no boring side.
1000
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:51,497
- Ah.
- Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn
1001
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:53,081
for the exciting
when I'm involved.
1002
00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:55,042
I just got to throw
a man's own head at him.
1003
00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,796
That sounds... painful.
1004
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,839
Oh, don't worry,
he deserved it...
1005
00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:02,966
For pretending to be
something he wasn't.
1006
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,552
I mean, people really do waste
an awful lot of time
1007
00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:08,597
trying to be interesting.
1008
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:09,765
People.
1009
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:11,016
Not you, though.
1010
00:39:11,225 --> 00:39:13,227
Oh, no. To me,
it just comes effortlessly.
1011
00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:15,813
All I have to do
is just be myself.
1012
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:16,980
Hmm.
1013
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:18,565
Mm.
1014
00:39:18,816 --> 00:39:20,818
But what I really want
to know is,
1015
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:22,736
how have you been doing?
1016
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,365
Well...
1017
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:30,410
I was in a really dark place.
1018
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:33,329
But...
1019
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:36,667
Someone helped me
gain perspective.
1020
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,378
How's that saying go?
1021
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:42,589
We're all in the gutter,
1022
00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:44,633
but some of us are
looking up at the stars.
1023
00:39:44,842 --> 00:39:46,343
The stars are just gas bags,
1024
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,154
and I never would have
fed Oscar that line
1025
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,806
had I known how much I'd have to
hear people quote it back to me.
1026
00:39:51,265 --> 00:39:52,516
Oscar freakin' wilde?
1027
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:54,393
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
1028
00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,520
Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
1029
00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:00,315
Anyway, I'm glad to hear
that you are doing better.
1030
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,984
This calls for a celebration.
1031
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:03,694
So...
1032
00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:06,280
Oscar, huh?
1033
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,282
Mm.
1034
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:10,492
- Tell me everything.
- Well...
1035
00:40:10,701 --> 00:40:12,452
He was straight
when I first met him.
1036
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,082
(Gaspsr oh, god!
1037
00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:20,711
That one was all you.
1038
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,379
I was about to knock.
1039
00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:27,384
There's...
Something I need to tell you.
1040
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,093
Funny.
1041
00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:32,389
There's actually something
I need to tell you, too.
1042
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,099
Thank you.
1043
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,687
That contract helped put
a killer behind bars.
1044
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,521
You did a good thing.
1045
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:41,564
I stole it.
1046
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,025
Aw, man.
1047
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:44,650
Seriously?
1048
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:47,069
You know what?
1049
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,864
It still counts, okay?
1050
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:50,699
You did a bad thing.
1051
00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:54,578
But it was for a good reason.
1052
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,786
- Really?
- Yes.
1053
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:57,956
But only if, in good faith,
1054
00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:00,334
you try to do it
the right way first.
1055
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:02,502
Being good takes practice.
1056
00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,838
Okay? So just keep at it,
1057
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:07,007
and you'll get better.
1058
00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:10,302
I guess I should take
that job, then.
1059
00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,262
What job?
1060
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,599
I've been offered a position
in the d.A.'S office to...
1061
00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:19,311
Help put criminals away
for a change.
1062
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,521
Yeah, but like you would
ever take that pay cut.
1063
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:22,981
Yeah, I know.
1064
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:24,899
But anyway,
1065
00:41:24,942 --> 00:41:26,818
um, sometimes there's
more important things...
1066
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:28,946
Than money.
1067
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,991
Oh, yeah. Yeah, like
all the things money can buy.
1068
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,786
Too late...
You talked me into it.
1069
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:37,287
I did?
1070
00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:40,290
Yes. This job is
the perfect place...
1071
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,210
To practice
this "being good" thing.
1072
00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:44,961
And bonus.
1073
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,547
I'll be around here more.
1074
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:51,760
Yeah.
1075
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,221
Bonus.
1076
00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:58,809
So, how did Lucinda do, mom?
1077
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,270
Uh, she did... okay.
1078
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,690
Helped us catch the
bad guy in the end.
1079
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,817
- Thank you.
- No, I meant...
1080
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,319
How did meeting new people
at the party go?
1081
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,696
0h.
1082
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:13,198
Well, um...
1083
00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:16,201
I actually...
Had a pretty good time.
1084
00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:20,122
I mean, but only once I...
Stopped being Lucinda
1085
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:22,416
and started being myself.
1086
00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:27,879
You know, it can be scary
sometimes, but...
1087
00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:32,259
Being who you really are
is never a bad idea.
1088
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:34,344
Hey, there's a piece missing.
1089
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,476
J'j'
1090
00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:49,526
Lucifer.
1091
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:52,446
Are you coming?
1092
00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:53,822
Uh...
1093
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,116
How about a nice
round of monopoly?
1094
00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:57,658
No?
1095
00:42:57,951 --> 00:42:59,953
Little face-painting, maybe?
1096
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:03,665
I didn't think so.
1097
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:06,042
Hmm.
1098
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,503
J'j'
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