All language subtitles for Jury.Duty.S01E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10

You are sequestered.
No outside company.

[Todd] One knock equals "I'm awake."
Two knocks equal "I'm going to bed."

[all scream]

I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I-I have a lot going on. Uh...

He's trying his best,
but things aren't working.

[Judge Rosen]
Is this what the jury just saw?

Unfortunately, yes.

Lo and behold, yesterday the judge
chose a foreperson.

He appointed me as it.

No surprise there.

Um, like I said in my previous video,

these responsibilities and duties
just tend to land on me.

I know that I'm capable of doing them.

Doesn't necessarily mean that I want to,
but it just tends to happen like that.

[theme music playing]

Todd is a very interesting individual.

[Jeannie]
What the hell?

Oh, hello. How are you?

[Jeannie]
What are you doing?

[Noah]
Yeah, Todd, what are these?

I was just sitting before
we, uh, went off to court.

[Jeannie]
Are they crutches?

Uh, these are, um, uh,
chair pants, or chants.

Today he showed up wearing chair pants,
which he calls "chants" to abbreviate.

[Todd] Hello.

[Ronald]
It's essentially two crutches...

[Todd]
I'll just sit here.

[Ronald] ...that he's attached
to, like, kneepads,

and then he's attached them
to his backside.

[Lonnie]
You straight?

Um, uh, sort of the straightness
is the difficulty of the lack of a bend.

Jesus Christ.

[Lonnie] You need help, bro?

- I'm good.
- [Lonnie] You're struggling. Like...

The only, um, part that, uh, is, uh,
slightly inconvenient about these

is interacting with other chairs
when you're wearing them.

You're a fool, bro.

Um, but otherwise, they're whisper-quiet
and really convenient to use.

[clattering]

Um, is everyone ready to go?

- [Lonnie] Yeah.
- [Jeannie] Yeah.

[Lonnie] You good?
You look uncomfortable right now.

Oh, I'm, uh, feeling good.
I'm ready to go to court.

Uh, I'll just get the...

[Jeannie clears throat]

I-I-I got it, bro.

Thank you.

Yeah, I was bummed at first
'cause I couldn't go on my vacation,

but, uh, my girlfriend is there now
with her friends,

so I think that's fun.

Who is she even there with?

Ahh, she's there with her friends Brenna,
Francisca, and her friend Cody,

who I don't know, but...

Um... they're all just like
a nice... little girl group.

Is Cody a girl?

Yeah.

[Jeannie]
Are you sure about that?

She might be there with a guy.

- What?
- [Ronald chuckles]

I know a lot of Codys, actually,
and all of them are guys.

Cody Junket, he...
his family lived outside, actually,

and he was, like,
always dirty all the time.

Agent Cody Banks.

Cody Bryant.

Shoot. Schwing.

What is that?

So he sits on them.
They're a chair for him.

- He sits on that?
- [Ronald] Yes.

No. No.

[Ronald]
'Cause there's not enough chairs in there.

No.

Confidential.

That means "top secret."

For my eyes only.

It's called Lone Pine.

This is the script from the director--

Almost said his name.

[snaps fingers]

I'm gonna be busy reading.

[Vanessa] Okay.

[Inez]
Isn't it cutting off circulation?

No, only to, um,
my genitals a little bit.

It is?

[indistinct chatter]

All rise.

Trial court of the State of California
28th District now in session.

The Honorable Judge Alan Rosen presiding.

Good afternoon.
Please sit.

First of all, the gentleman
who was injured over the weekend,

uh, he's home from the hospital.

Nothing life-threatening.

He's on the mend, so good for him.

But, uh...

Are you standing up, sir?

Uh, no, Your Honor, I'm sort of
in between standing and sitting.

I-I'd like to sit.
I, uh, wanted to comply.

[Judge Rosen]
What's the problem with the chair?

[Todd] There's no problem
with the chair, Your Honor.

I'm just, um...

Uh, I have to...

I, uh, have, uh, um, an attachment,

a device that I can't sit in the chair.

[Ronald] On Sunday I had shown Todd
the movieA Bug's Life.

It's about the bug
who's making these inventions.

He's trying to introduce technology
into their lives.

That's exactly what Todd is wanting to do.

You know,
that's what he's passionate about.

And I think it's really cool.

So I showed him that movie
to kinda let him know that,

you know, those people
tend to be misunderstood in society,

just like it's portrayed in the movie.

I feel like they do a perfect job.

You know, he's kind of an outcast.

People think he's a weirdo.
They push him off to the side.

And all he's trying to do
is just help in his own way.

Turn around.

Sorry.

Um, sorry, I'm, uh, caught.

Nikki, did you see this?

I caught a glimpse
when I walked in, but I did...

I wouldn't have...

Yeah.

[Judge Rosen] I can't have you wear that
in the courtroom, sir.

- I'm sorry.
- [Todd] Um, I'm sorry, Your Honor.

Do you need to go to the restroom
or something?

No, there's just a component
that, um, goes within my pants.

So if I just, um, could stand
in the corner, I could--

For privacy.

- Yeah, go ahead.
- [Todd] Thank you.

Sorry.

[clattering]

[Judge Rosen]
Are those crutches?

[clattering continues]

Sorry. I'm sorry.
I meant to give you some privacy.

[zipper unzips]

Oh, my goodness.

[Judge Rosen]
I've never seen anything like that.

[Judge Rosen sighs]

[Nikki]
Happy Monday, Your Honor.

[Judge Rosen] Yeah, I hope you folks,
uh, had a nice weekend.

I hope you kept yourselves occupied,
and we'll get started...

[clattering continues]

Juror number two, do me a favor.

Don't let this happen again.

- This is kind of disruptive.
- My apologies, Your Honor.

- Are you all settled now?
- Yes, Your Honor.

- [Judge Rosen] Thank you.
- Thank you.

Mr. Foreperson,
we can't have things like this going on.

I need you to stay on top of this.
You understand?

Yes, Your Honor.

Okay.

[Todd] I was thinking about the fact that,
in the deliberation room, that previously

there weren't enough chairs for
everyone to sit around the table together.

But I wasn't thinking about
wearing them in the jury box.

So I had to remove them in the courtroom,
and it was, uh, embarrassing for me.

You doing all right, man?

Yeah, I'm fine.
Sorry. I was just embarrassed.

Dude, don't worry about it, man.

No, you're fine.

Shit happens.

You know what?
You take some risks sometimes, you know?

Not all of them pay off.

[Inez]
It's true.

And no one could see you
take them off, uh,

- in the corner where you were stood.
- [Barbara] We weren't looking.

I saw.

[Vanessa clicks tongue]

If you don't like the sensation
of getting, um, salt on your hand.

[indistinct chatter]

Cody's a girl's name. No?

Cody can be boy or girl.

[Barbara]
I have a nephew named Cody.

[Ross] There's a sophomore.
I teach a sophomore named Cody.

It's a girl.

[Noah]
All right, that's what I'm saying.

[Jeannie]
"I-E" is different.

There's some really interesting names
in this script.

Wanna take a guess?

Caleb? The name "Caleb."
Is that a guy or a girl?

I would guess it's a guy.

[James]
He's right.

I'm Caleb.

Looks like we worked that out.

[grunts]

[Pat] My neighbor has a dog
named Cody, if that helps.

- Boy or girl?
- It is a girl.

I have a friend named Cody.

[Noah]
Ravi, you have a friend named Cody?

But we don't wanna
make you feel bad either.

Ask your girlfriend
if Cody's a boy or girl. That's simple.

Cody's a girl. Cody's definitely a girl.

Oh, shit!

[sighs]

Sorry. [chuckles]
Jump scare.

[exhales deeply]

That got me.

- Counsel for the plaintiff.
- Ready, Your Honor.

Are you prepared
to call your first witness?

- I call Jacqui Hilgrove.
- Okay.

[Debra] Would you mind
introducing yourself to the jury?

My name is
Jacquiline Claudia Vivian Hilgrove.

But, um, if it's okay with you,
I'm used to people calling me Jacqui.

And what's the name of your company?

It's, uh, it's Cinnamon & Sparrow.

I'm actually wearing
one of our pieces today.

This is, um...

This is from our vintage line, 1940s.

Um, this is made out
of recycled burlap sacks,

and then the belt looks like
it's actually snakeskin, but it's not.

It's dehydrated mango fibers
and cacti. Yeah.

Yes, her burlap sack dress,

accompanied with her
dehydrated avocado and cacti belt,

was seriously to die for.

What was the ideology behind
your company, Cinnamon & Sparrow?

I wanted to save the world.

I want to make it a better place
for our parents and our grandparents

and our great-great-grandparents
and our children,

which I don't have any
'cause I'm married to my work.

But if you have children,
I wanted, you know, to save them.

So her clothing she makes is edible?
Is this what I got from that?

- [Inez] No, it's eco-conscious.
- This belt was a papaya?

- No. Dehydrated mango and cacti.
- [Pat] Mango, but--

So is it edible or no?

[Noah]
It's hydrated.

It means they, like, run water over it
to make it really smooth.

[Jeannie] If you put water on it,
then it would turn back into a mango.

Does it expire
if you don't refrigerate it?

- [Pat] I don't know.
- What?

[Pat]
That's what I was confused about.

Either way, she was snatched.

How would you
characterize your reputation,

uh, prior to July 19th, 2021?

Beyond reproach.

[Debra]
Was there a time when that changed?

Yes. It was...

the night he destroyed my career,
my business, and my mental health.

Going back to Jacqui,
she reminded me there was essence,

not looks, uh,
not even in a sexual attraction way,

but there were moments where, uh,
it reminded me of my wife, Sonia,

and I think that's what
kept my attention during that.

You know those
environmental catastrophe films

where people are on the beach
and they're living, laughing,

loving life, and then the tsunami comes
and destroys everything?

Well, that was my life.

But, um, in my movie,
in the beginning, the whole town

wanted to work with me,
and then they didn't.

It felt like it was really
just rich white lady problems,

but I did kind of feel bad for her.

[Debra]
What is this document?

[Jacquiline] This shows my gross sales
for the calendar year of 2021.

[Debra] And what do you notice
from July to December 2021?

[Jacquiline]
I lost everything.

[Ronald]
Barbara can't stay awake.

She is literally falling asleep
in the juror box.

It was either five or six times in total
Jeannie and I had to wake Barbara.

[Nikki] Do you solemnly swear
that the testimony you are about to give

shall be the truth
and nothing but the truth,

under penalty of perjury?

I do.

[Debra] Would you mind
stating your name for the jury?

Randall Cody Schiller.

[sighs]

[Debra]
And who is your current employer?

[Randall]
Cinnamon & Sparrow.

It's his middle name.

[Debra] How long have
you worked for Ms. Hilgrove?

I know, but he's still a boy.

[Randall]
Since 2008.

It doesn't count.

Suite Life of Zack and Cody,
I just thought of that.

Fictional people don't count.

[Noah] I mean, it was interesting
hearing that guy, uh,

hearing that guy Cody, but that's
actually not his first name.

I guess he doesn't really count as Cody.

He's a Randall, so...

[producer]
Ronald, I saw you smiling...

No. Nothing.
No comment. [chuckles]

[Debra] Do you know how the defendant
came to work at Cinnamon & Sparrow?

I hired him.

And I regret it to this day.

Should've never done it.

Mr. Schiller, what did I just hand you?

This is the incident report.

Could you read what you wrote?

[Randall]
"Injured party found unresponsive,

covered in destroyed property.

When he became responsive,
he blurted out, 'My bad, that's on me.'

Also of note,
he had emptied his bowels."

[Debra] So earlier you said
that he urinated on himself.

- Well, he could've done both.
- But that was your observation?

Yeah.

- Did you say it could have been both?
- It could have been both.

I didn't check him, you know.

But it was wet in the front
and there was a stain.

Listen, I didn't mind being the alternate,
but now we got defecation,

there's a lady named Jacquis.

[scoffs] I'm in it. I'm in it.

If you were to have to describe
Mr. Morris's state when he came to

from being passed out,
would you describe his state

as excited or nervous
or calm and collected?

How would you phrase that?

[Randall]
Out of it.

He was just, like, lying there with
his tongue out and his eyes rolled back.

And when we pulled back the T-shirts,
we saw that he...

- he urinated on himself.
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Randall] And there was a stain
around his crotch area.

He smelled. The alcohol and marijuana
kind of smelled like asparagus.

You know when you eat asparagus before...

uh, the night before,
just the urine...

- Thank you, sir. Uh...
- [Judge Rosen] Yeah, thank you, sir.

[Inez]
I don't really care for Trevor's hair.

Um, and I'm not here to judge,
but I just don't like him as a person.

Your Honor, I call Dr. Aiden Samuels.

Sir.

Approach the bench, sir.

[Debra]
Prior to July 19th, 2021,

how often would you say
that you saw Ms. Hilgrove?

Every other week.

Could you describe
the nature of those initial visits?

Um...

With love addiction, polyamory,

- or multiple sex partners...
- No--

- ...or bicurious--
- [Debra] Actually, let me rephrase.

I was talking specifically
with regard to the severity

of my client's depression
at the time when you--

Oh, oh, sorry. Mild.

And how frequently were you
seeing her post-July 21 till now even?

It drastically changed from that
to phone calls, messages,

anywhere from nine to 12 times a week.

I have no further questions, Your Honor.

Thank you. Counsel.

Pre-incident, you said
she was feeling a bit of anxiety.

[Aiden] Yeah.

Could you care
to elaborate on that for us a bit?

[Aiden] Sure.

The change in her was so drastic
that it was...

it was alarming.

I am awake.

I'm only calling you
because you're the foreman.

Has she been sleeping a lot?

I think this is like the fourth
or fifth time we've hit her today.

Have we caught her right away or--

I wanna make sure she's not
missing the bulk of the testimony.

That one I couldn't tell 'cause she was--
her back was to me, so I don't know.

If you're able to,
to try to keep an eye on her, I--

Thanks.

I was just looking at my blouse.

I just was looking down
because it was uninteresting.

And every time I looked down,
somebody would poke me

like they thought I was asleep.

I was maybe asleep one time.

I don't want them to keep yelling at me.
I didn't think I was asleep.

The judge, he just said,
"Just make sure her eyes stay open."

So the only thing
he's looking for is your eyes.

Oh.

That's why I keep touching you,
'cause he's pointing at me.

So I don't know if you're sleeping or not.

He's just pointing at me to point at you.

She's pointing at me.
She poked me.

I know, 'cause the judge
is looking at us,

asking us to wake you up.

To stay awake, if you want,
the way that your brain gets tired

is because the oxygen content
in your brain isn't going as much.

So if your heart pumps more blood
and puts more oxygen in your brain,

and that's what a stimulant, like, um,
coffee or methamphetamine or cocaine,

- those will all do--
- That's what I'm thinking.

Okay. Got it.

I really don't know what's going on.
I couldn't, uh...

I couldn't talk to Heidi again last night.

[Jeannie]
Wait. Does Heidi have an Instagram?

I'm not on Instagram, but she has it.

You know, Christine out there,
she was like,

"I can help you look on the Internet
if you want."

We could go look on her phone
and see if Heidi is following anyone.

You've just been, like, sad
since we talked about that.

I feel like it could give you
some peace of mind.

[Noah]
Hey, Ronald.

I talked to you
about this Cody thing.

I wouldn't trip, but that's just me.

[Noah]
And this is, like, nothing, right?

Like, I don't need to be
looking through her social media

to, like, figure out...

It just depends on how much
you trust your girl, you know?

That's what I'm saying.

I mean, I trust her.
I'm just, like...

[Ronald]
Well, then don't go through her shit.

As soon as you start going
through your shit, it becomes a habit.

You don't want to do it,
just don't do it then.

[Noah] Yeah.

Yeah, I've been on both sides of that.

Oh, yeah.

I feel like you could just see
if she's friends with him.

This is ridiculous.

So, basically, Jeannie made friends
with the security officer, Christine,

and now they're trying
to go through Heidi's Instagram

to see if she's friends with any Codys,

just, like, gathering visual evidence
to make sure that they're girls,

which I'm already, like, 99% sure.

Okay, so Heidi does have a friend
named Cody, but the account is private,

and the little circle that
shows you who you are--

It's a girl.

No, it's of a sunset.

So now we had
to put in a friend request,

and we're waiting for... [clears throat]
Christine to be accepted.

Also, I saw Heidi's friend Francisca,
and she's so ugly. [laughs]

She's, like, ugly.

How do you stand that long?

- How do I stand that long?
- Yeah.

Well, these shoes are made for standing.
Nah, it's fine.

- Wow.
- [Nikki] Yeah.

I don't know if you remember
what I was wearing yesterday.

I had, um, attachments.

I saw what you was wearing yesterday.

- But if you wanted to use them--
- [Nikki] No.

- Okay.
- [Nikki] You know what, though?

I do want to say I feel like
you're a low-key genius.

'Cause the stuff you be saying...

That's really kind.
Thank you.

Take ownership of that.
Somebody just called you a genius.

If somebody called me a genius,
I'd be like, "Thank you."

- Thank you.
- [Nikki] Let's try it.

You know, you're a low-key genius.

Uh, thank you.

Would you please
introduce yourself to the jury?

Um, hi.
I'm Genevieve Telford-Warren.

[Debra] Can you describe for
the ladies and gentlemen of the jury

what it is that you do for a living,
Ms. Telford-Warren?

Sure.

I am a social media brand ambassador
for myself for my own account

and for a third-party account as well,
which belongs to my dog,

who's a pet, who I do also
brand negotiation deals for him as well.

And I do DJing also for party and events
and corporate and personal and public.

And I do also certified--

I'm a lash tech also,
but I haven't really done that in a while,

but I'm still certified to do it.

And I also just do negotiating
brand deals for my own account as well,

and commercial acting as well,

as well as modeling
and some acting as well.

[Debra]
That's great.

When Genevieve was talking,
I, like, really just wanted to fight her.

- Like, I just wanted to hit her.
- [Inez] Yeah.

Do you know Ms. Jacqui Hilgrove?

Yes.

[Debra]
How did you meet?

[Genevieve]
We met on Instagram.

Because one of my accounts
is for the pet awareness,

which is, like,
combating toxic beliefs,

like when people say,
"Adopt, don't shop."

However, trying to bring to light to
people that also those dogs that we buy,

like, those dogs
also need to have a good home,

and so I had posted
on my Instagram account,

like, a different motto
that was, like,

"Adopt if you want,
but don't forget to shop."

And I was getting lots of, like,
narsty comments and stuff from that,

and so Jacqui had come
to support me in the comments.

And then I DMed her,
like, "Thanks, girl."

And then she DMed me back,
like, "Thanks. No problem, girl."

And then we started talking,
and that's when we knew

we had mutuals,
and so we went to a birthday party.

Anybody else felt like that?

- You just wanted to...
- [Inez] Exactly. Maybe pinch her.

Right in the throat.

[Debra] Was there a time when Jacqui
asked you to make an introduction

to a famous influencer friend of yours?

Yes.

- [Debra] On her behalf?
- Yes.

Can you describe who this person is?

[Genevieve]
She's, like...

She has the most--

almost the most amount of followers
that you could have.

And so followers,
when you follow someone else,

you're basically saying,
like, "I think you're better than me."

So, like, if that influencer
has the most,

that means most of everybody in this room
knows or thinks she's better than us,

which is true.

So then when she says stuff like that,
then we're like, "Okay."

[Lonnie] All right, so check it.
This is what happened, right?

Jacqui had a contract, you know,
to make a bunch of shirts

for this important influencer lady's
big event, right?

But Jacqui's lawyer
is alleging that the defendant

came to work drunk and high

and printed a whole bunch of gibberish
on the shirts,

and now all the shirts are unusable.

Allegedly.

[Debra] I'm gonna show you
a series of tweets from the influencer.

- Can you read it?
- [Genevieve] Yes.

"@cinnamon&sparrow
I can't even. Never again."

[Debra]
Exhibit number four.

"@cinnamon&sparrow

When you give someone a chance
and they literally slap you in the face."

[Debra]
Exhibit number 31.

[Genevieve]
"@cinnamon&sparrow"...

um, bones with more bones,
and then just the bones,

and then bones with other bones.

What do you think it meant
when the influencer said,

"I can't even, never again"?

It means, like, she can't.

She couldn't even, ever,
and never again.

[Debra]
What about "@cinnamon&sparrow

Nothing about this is okay"?

Like, it's bad, and it's not okay.

How about "@cinnamon&sparrow
Canceling my order"?

Like, they made an order,
and now they're gonna cancel it.

And finally, how about
"@cinnamon&sparrow

I will never shop there again"?

They're probably never
gonna shop there again.

[Debra]
Do any of these tweets surprise you?

No.

[Debra]
Why is that?

Because she beefed it pretty hard,

and so then people didn't wanna be
engaging with her stuff anymore.

No offense.

Pardon me.
Juror number five.

This is becoming a real problem.

Juror number six,
you're the foreperson,

and it's your duty
to keep the jury in line.

Are you capable of doing that?

Yes, Your Honor.

Okay, you know what?
Let's take 15 minutes for coffee.

And madam,
I suggest two cups for you.

[Ronald]
I really need you to stay awake, Barbara.

Judge is not happy.

[Barbara]
I took a little something to stay awake.

- Nice. Did ya? Good!
- [Barbara] Yeah.

What'd ya take?

- [Barbara] It's a cookie.
- Oh.

[Barbara]
It has sativa in it and Dexedrine.

- It's gonna be good.
- There you go. There you go.

[Barbara humming]

Thank you.

Just in case.

You are so nice.

As long as you don't fall asleep.

Don't worry.

[Nikki] Okay.

Please call your next witness.

Your Honor, I call Martin Lee.

Approach the bench, sir.

This machine is almost foolproof.

And so there are sensors on the machine
that would automatically shut it down.

The employee would have
to actively shut the machine down

because it does give them a warning.

So the employee chose
to force the machine to stay on

and keep running
until it was broken.

- That is correct.
- [Barbara laughing]

[Debra] Do you know how much
it cost to repair the CDU?

[Martin]
A little under 200,000.

[Debra]
How do you know how much it cost?

I manufactured it.

Oh.

Can you tell
the ladies and gentlemen of the jury

what the cause of the failure
of the machine was?

Well, my opinion is that it's impossible
for this machine to malfunction

without deliberate user error.

[Todd] Dr. Lee said that
without human intervention

that the machine
couldn't make a mistake,

which I thought was very interesting
and I'm excited to see more of that.

Counsel, any other witnesses?

Your Honor,
at this time, the plaintiff rests.

Hey, hey.

Sorry.

[indistinct chatter]

I wish it was somebody's birthday.

Why?

- 'Cause then we'd have cake.
- [Nikki] All rise.

[Judge Rosen]
Folks, it's getting late.

I think it's probably best
if we adjourn for the day,

and we'll begin with defense's case
first thing in the morning.

[Barbara exclaims]

I appreciate your excitement.

And Mr. Foreperson,

I appreciate you keeping everybody
orderly and attentive today.

Barbara was doing great today.

I watched her actively take notes.

She was on her A game.
She brought it today.

- Very proud of her.
- Aw.

[producer] What do you think
the difference was today?

Maybe she just finally took
some interest in the case, I guess.

Maybe now that things
have actually started going, she's...

[laughs]

[Ronald] You know, it's enough
to keep her attentive and alert.

[indistinct chatter]

He just posted this.

[indistinct chatter]

I don't know if you wanna
look at that right now.

That's your girlfriend?

I mean, yeah, that's my girlfriend,
but who is that?

Who is that?

[Jeannie]
Cody. Code Red.

She looked up a Cody.

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah.

We saw a picture of Cody,
this guy who, um...

had a boner.

That could be
someone's cousin, maybe,

or her friend Brenna
I think maybe has a brother.

So that could be.
He maybe just, like, went on the trip.

[Jeannie]
No. His name is Code Red. That's Cody.

If I was Noah, I'd... you guys up,
not my girlfriend.

They shouldn't be
putting that shit in your head.

[Jeannie]
I'm sorry, dude. It looks like she--

That's your girl?

- [Jeannie] Yeah.
- [Noah] Yeah, but--

I wouldn't trip about it, man.

Who's the owner of the boner?

Sometimes if you do a panoramic,
if you're pulling it

and if you pull it too fast,
it stretches it out.

That could be
a situation right there on the pants.

She don't have a big booty,
but he got a big-ass dick.

[Ross]
Right. Both would be distorted.

I just feel like just because
there's a guy on the trip,

it doesn't mean that there's
anything happening between them.

No, but the caption is,
"I'm in heaven with a real-life angel.

Hashtag blessed."

[Jeannie]
Hashtag boner.

I mean, "blessed" takes on a couple
of different meanings here, doesn't it?

- [Lonnie] Who is Code red, though?
- Code Red, I'm assuming, is Cody.

[Noah] We don't even know
what that is in his pants.

We don't know.

Clearly, he has an erection.

[Noah] This is a filter.
They used the penis app on this.

I think that's the one thing
that's not, uh, arguable.

[indistinct chatter]

[James]
I wouldn't worry about it, dude.

Thanks, man.

[James] I mean, it's just a thing.
When you're in Mexico, you...

She'll go get reamed for a week and...

But she'll get that out of her system
and she'll go follow her heart.

And that's gonna lead her back to you.

- Okay.
- [James] That's my two cents.

Thanks.

[Judge Rosen]
On the next episode ofJury Duty.

"How much urine can
a Cinnamon & Sparrow shirt absorb?"

Is this a joke?

Kick his ass.

Caleb's my character in Lone Pine.

He's a real everyman,
you know, blue-collar worker.

Ain't nobody gonna buy that.
You look like a jackass.

I don't like the sensation
of being covered in goo.

This is so freaking weird.

[Nikki]
I will arrest every last one of y'all.

[screaming]

There's something wrong.
I'm as sober as a judge.

[all cheering]

I'm gonna make a movie out of the movie
that's being made here. This is insane.

[theme music playing]