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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,617 I've always been judged by what I am. 2 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,453 Always been a fat, ugly dyke. 3 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:39,247 I'm dead inside. I can cope. 4 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,499 But you fellas... bit soft in the belly? 5 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,126 You're like, "No!" 6 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,170 You hear "Straight, white man," you're like, "No. 7 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,755 No, that's reverse sexism." 8 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,174 No, it's not. You wrote the rules. Read them. 9 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:58,683 Joey, those videos. 10 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,271 Yeah, I know. 11 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:09,444 Dude, I got blood on my underwear. Can I please have yours? 12 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,073 Yeah. 13 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,826 I can get you a tampon if you... 14 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,376 Hey. 15 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,712 Are you gonna leave this room today? 16 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,006 Mom, I told you, I don't feel good. 17 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,551 Well, that's what happens when you're hungover. 18 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,721 If you think I don't know what's going on, you are delusional. 19 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:40,183 And if you can't handle yourself, Jo, then you are done going out. 20 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,769 Because I'm not gonna go through this with you. 21 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:47,482 OK. 22 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,693 Take a shower. You'll feel better. 23 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,779 That's a refreshing perspective. 24 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,075 "You hate men so much, 25 00:01:57,158 --> 00:02:00,370 why do you try so fucking hard to look like one?" 26 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,916 'Cause you need a good role model right now, fellas. 27 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,675 Dropping like flies. 28 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:18,012 And it is a difficult and confusing time for you now. 29 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,098 You know, it's changing, it's shifting. 30 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,474 I understand that. 31 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,561 But... may I just, you know, 32 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,856 suggest that you learn to sort of... 33 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,816 move beyond your defensiveness. 34 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,235 Right? That's your first point, you're stuck on it, 35 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,404 but you need to get some space around it. 36 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,697 Learn to develop... 37 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:39,033 You know, try and develop a sense of humor about it all. You need to lighten up. 38 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,869 Learn to laugh. I tell you what might help. 39 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,412 How about a good dicking? 40 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,331 Get a cock up ya. Drink some jizz! 41 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,875 You gotta laugh! 42 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,128 Don't come at me again with the same nonsense again 43 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:53,298 -about me being irresponsible. -You didn't respond. 44 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,632 You didn't show up. 45 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,178 You didn't consider anyone but yourself. 46 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,473 Put some of that on my plate, please. 47 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:07,145 You know where you need to be on Saturdays! We both work, Dom. 48 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,693 - What's the problem, Odie? - Tristie cheated. He was peeking. 49 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:16,654 - Are people eating my chicken? - Yeah. Almost gone. It's a hit. 50 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,072 Mm-mmm! 51 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,325 Francine made the fish. 52 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:21,409 It's dry. 53 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,494 Mm-hmm. 54 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,956 How do you think it makes me look, huh, 55 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,042 to everyone in our building 56 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:32,670 when I have to knock on doors for last-minute childcare 57 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,048 while you're off doing whatever? 58 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,799 They're not my kids! 59 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,927 I don't want you to do this here. 60 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,680 Hello, ladies! 61 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,849 God bless. 62 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:45,808 Happy Sunday. 63 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,770 You enjoying the evening? 64 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,730 Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you. 65 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,106 Yes, thank you, Pastor. 66 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,274 I'm glad. 67 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,778 Mademoiselle Dominique Pierre, you are the person I'm looking for. May I? 68 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:57,987 Yes, yes. 69 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,116 Your mother mentioned last week 70 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,994 that you are searching for an internship for the summer. 71 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,412 I am. 72 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,374 Something having to do with psychology. 73 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,125 Have you heard of Sisters Thrive? 74 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,419 I don't think so. 75 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,713 It's an initiative of Chirlane McCray... 76 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,257 uh, the mayor's wife. 77 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,969 It's a city program that takes on mental health and substance abuse, 78 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:25,223 and they are training women of color in mental health first aid. 79 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:28,017 So this is only an internship position... 80 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,602 That sounds amazing. 81 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,728 Good, good. 82 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,981 I have an old friend of mine who works for the project. 83 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,109 I'm going to contact her so she can call you directly 84 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,069 and send you the information about the job. 85 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,905 -Sound good? -Yes. Thank you so much, Pastor. 86 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,116 Good, good, good. Sabine... 87 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,076 send my best to Dante. 88 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,831 OK, we gotta get the kids home now. 89 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:09,517 Yeah. It's the office on 32nd, not 38th. 90 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,977 Dad, can we stop at Dunkin'? 91 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,396 It's her allergist, not the pediatrician, you told me. 92 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,189 - We'll see, OK? - Just making sure 93 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,900 'cause I said 7:00, and you're late, so all I can do is-- 94 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,528 - I'm not doing this with you right now. - OK. Oh my God. 95 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,779 Nina, Frankie, let's go. Go. 96 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,073 - Jo... Jo, Jo! - Mom! No, stop it. 97 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,117 You're not eating? You're fine with her not eating? 98 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,060 Oh no. No! 99 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,110 - Yo. Jo, how you doing? - Yo! 100 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,195 - You OK? - Hi. 101 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,614 I'm hooking you up so hard right now. 102 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,450 It's lemon poppy-glazed. Do you love me? 103 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,534 You know I do. 104 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,120 You need mad grease after being that rocked. 105 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,090 Did you finish Gatsby? 106 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,259 - Yeah, like a week ago. - Fuck you. 107 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,221 I can't get through it. Can you give me some insights? 108 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,973 -On the whole fucking book? -No, just the end. 109 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,768 Maybe we can, like, FaceTime tonight, or... 110 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:37,021 Wait. Yo, bro, stop for a second. Jo, for real. Um... 111 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:39,899 Look... 112 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,193 I really wanna ask you about... 113 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,321 something really important. 114 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,660 Should I change my haircut to this, 115 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,537 or does it look too '90s? 116 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,913 Oh my God. 117 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:57,792 I'm serious. I wanna change my look. Jo's opinion matters to me, all right? 118 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:58,918 So fuck off. 119 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,300 I'm sorry. 120 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,010 Bye. 121 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:14,434 She's walking around like it's nothing. And Grace hates her. 122 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,811 OK, we've still got time. I wanna run it again. 123 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:20,440 Practice was nuts yesterday. Like, so tense. Really, really bad. 124 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,024 I wanted to try so many things: 125 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,193 kissing, touching, all sorts of heavy petting. 126 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,195 -I bought edible underwear. -Are you still pissed? 127 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:30,491 Um, I straddled. I writhed, and yet I'm still left frustrated and unsatis-- 128 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,244 He's such a fuckboy. It's hard for me to judge her though. 129 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:36,372 You know? Like, fuck as many guys as you want, I guess. 130 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,001 Why can't you see... I have desire? I have desire. I have desire. 131 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,132 OK, look, I think she's a whore, 132 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,259 but I'm done letting it affect me. 133 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,721 In a week, it'll be nothing. Like it never fucking happened. 134 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,809 No, I never shat in the woods. 135 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:57,852 Anna... 136 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,146 yes, you fuckin' did. 137 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,439 - No! - J-Jo? 138 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,319 - You diarrhea'd in the woods. - Ooh! 139 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,237 Eat the vomit jellybean, dude. 140 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,823 Great. 141 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,493 Oh my God. 142 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,748 OK, my turn. 143 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,374 Uh... 144 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:23,503 Never have I ever had an orgy with my friends. 145 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,382 That's fucked up. 146 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,218 - What? - Come on. 147 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,803 What? I haven't. Here, eat it. 148 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:33,804 What? 149 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,765 Come on. Rules are rules. 150 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:37,850 Joey! 151 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,348 Oh shit! 152 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,350 Yeah! 153 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:27,066 You are out of fucking control. 154 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,736 Yeah, it feels so fucking good! 155 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:32,947 Joey! 156 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,449 You good? 157 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:37,702 Let's go. 158 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,997 ♪ Hit that pose, take that flick Check your angle, post that...♪ 159 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,333 ♪ Hit that pose, take that flick Check your angle, post that...♪ 160 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,629 ♪ My... will get on the ground Just to make sure the light is found♪ 161 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:52,174 ♪ The way she make them angles hit She like Bill Cunningham with that... ♪ 162 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,259 ♪ I mean that shot♪ 163 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,927 ♪ Richard Avedon To make me look like... ♪ 164 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,429 OK, stop. Stop. 165 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,930 All right, ladies... 166 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,266 Five, six, seven, eight. 167 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,351 Come on, ladies, you can do this. 168 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,730 ♪ Hit that pose, take that flick Check your angle, post that...♪ 169 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,815 ♪ Hit that pose, take that flick Check your...♪ 170 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:08,858 What's wrong? 171 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,235 Too tired from sucking so much dick? 172 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,615 OK, stop. Stop. Um... 173 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,617 That's not working. It's really weak. 174 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,786 Jo, you're gonna have to hit the back till your brain's in it, OK? 175 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,872 All right, let's go again. 176 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,708 - Damn. - Come on, ladies. 177 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,089 Nine more to go. Why don't I get cut abs from this shit? 178 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,466 Just keep going. 179 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,885 So, I'm running up the hill, and I'm holding on to my belly. 180 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,970 When I get to the top, my skin starts to stretch... 181 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,264 Oh Jesus. I know what's coming. 182 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,100 My fuckin' stomach rips open, and this baby comes out. 183 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,394 Only the baby's already a one-year-old. Yeah. 184 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,605 And then I woke up, sweating. 185 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,065 Twenty-five. 186 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,941 Pregnancy dreams usually mean 187 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,235 you're anxious about a big project coming up. 188 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,988 You're working hard to give birth to something new. 189 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,283 Yo, see! This is why you're gonna get that internship. 190 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,119 ♪ Why not? Have me a photo shoot right on the block♪ 191 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,871 ♪ I put two lanes on gridlock♪ 192 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,706 ♪ So I could sit in a fierce squat♪ 193 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,708 ♪ Spent big money on a wristwatch♪ 194 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,251 ♪ I like to own tip-top... ♪ 195 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,672 - I emailed the application yesterday. - They're gonna love you. 196 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,548 It'd be nice for someone to love me. 197 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,342 -Oh my God. -You'd be pissed too 198 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,593 if some girl was ghosting you! 199 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,261 Have you called or texted him? 200 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,722 - He should reach out first. - Yes, he should. 201 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,182 John is ghosting. 202 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,893 Domo, you're the ghost! 203 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,311 -What? -Come on! 204 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,064 ♪ ...take that flick Check your angle, post that...♪ 205 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,193 ♪ Galliano, I'm in Galliano... ♪ 206 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,152 What the fuck? 207 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,904 My bad. Sorry. 208 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,989 No, you're not. 209 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,200 You're seriously that bad of a player? 210 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,078 If you have a problem with me, that's fine, 211 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,288 but don't come at me with this weak-ass shit, all right? 212 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,749 Hey! That... that is enough! 213 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,251 Throwing shady looks at me all day. 214 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,753 Trying to throw a fucking basketball at my head? 215 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,505 Joey! 216 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,507 Dominique, I need you to focus. 217 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,259 -You good? -I'm good. 218 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,511 I'm good. 219 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,974 All right, ladies, back to practice. 220 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,227 Five, six, seven, eight. 221 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:13,023 ♪ Hit that pose, take that flick Check your angle, post that...♪ 222 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,318 ♪ Hit that pose, take that flick Check your angle, post that...♪ 223 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,237 You know what? 224 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,614 I don't know who the fuck you think you are, 225 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,533 but you do not get to talk to me like that. 226 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,120 Spitting shit in my face in front of people, then you got the... 227 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,706 nerve to come in here and fucking hide? 228 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,756 - What's going on? What happened? - Shut the door! 229 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,452 No. Don't be difficult. Get over here. 230 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,120 What is he doing? 231 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,293 Ai, Jay, he's so cute! 232 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,879 Yeah, but he's a pain in my ass at the same time. 233 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,298 Here, man. 234 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,052 So, last day. Sad your vacation's over? 235 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,889 Anything from Owen yet? 236 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,226 Not yet. None of my text messages are going through. 237 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,020 He's not responding to none of my DMs. 238 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,939 I told you to call him. 239 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,440 And I told you I have been. 240 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,026 But today, I got this message about the number being disconnected. 241 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,486 So, I just... 242 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,488 Yo, I'mma hit you back. 243 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,158 Look... I'm not sayin' I'm mad at you. 244 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,035 I'm sayin' go to your room, 245 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,371 and bring out the other records I gave you. 246 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,000 I'm gonna take 'em to my house, so they'll be safe. 247 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,420 OK, Grandpa. I'll get them after dinner. 248 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,173 I should have saved them for my baby girl. 249 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,677 -Jay, apologize to your grandfather. -I told you I was sorry, Grandpa. 250 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,720 I'm sorry! 251 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,681 - Funders' meeting ran late... - Hi. 252 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,266 ...and the dang trains... 253 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,809 Hi, baby! 254 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,477 Hi, baby. 255 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,896 Hi! 256 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,107 Whooosh! 257 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,525 Oh! 258 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,694 -Looks good, babe. -Thank you. 259 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,113 Hey. 260 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,243 Are you OK? 261 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,412 Grandpa's pissed at me, so... 262 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,831 Jay, go get his records. 263 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,124 Whoa, now. 264 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,042 Now. 265 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,877 Oh, come on. 266 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,341 Look, uh, I'm glad you did what you did. 267 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,718 It was, uh... 268 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:28,761 ...resourceful. 269 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,804 I'm basically just messing around. 270 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,433 - All right? A toast to my grandson. - Dad. 271 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,436 Go back with your head up tomorrow, kid. 272 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,648 - Dad. - Go back unafraid, unashamed! 273 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,857 Dad. Dad! 274 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,859 Dad, this isn't a celebratory dinner. 275 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,111 We're not celebrating our son's suspension. 276 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,406 He's a 15-year-old child who was made to feel like a criminal. 277 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,742 And you know I'm not happy with how it was handled, Dad, 278 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,869 but he fooled around. 279 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,538 There are consequences for actions. He needs to learn that. 280 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,916 - What about his little friend there? - Owen. 281 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,877 Actually, Deborah called me. 282 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,795 Wait. She did? 283 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,547 Yeah, but it was brief. She didn't mention Owen. 284 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,509 She just wanted to make sure we were set for the hearing 285 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,845 and that, most of all, you were gonna be on your best behavior. 286 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,347 What? 287 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,390 Oh. Aw... 288 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,809 Yeah, you better "pull up your sagging pants, 289 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,268 support your own damn kids, 290 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,980 turn down your ghetto music, and don't you wear that hoodie, boy." 291 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,189 Jesus, Hank. 292 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:26,068 Well, this is how they do it. This is how they have always done it. 293 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,112 They push these boys out of school, Nicky. 294 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,905 Why didn't you two hire a lawyer-- 295 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,948 Are you serious? 296 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,867 It's important for him to under-- 297 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,161 Actually, I got her. I got her. I got her. 298 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,039 Look, I don't really wanna talk about this anymore. 299 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,210 Hi, baby. Come on, Gigi. Let's go get cleaned up. 300 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,838 You're gonna clear the table tonight after we're done. 301 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,550 Wanna go down? Hmm? 302 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,852 We're sorry. You've reached a number 303 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,396 that has been disconnected or is not in service. 304 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,694 ♪ And take a nice, deep breath ♪ 305 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,406 ♪ The Big Bang happened When the black balloon ignited♪ 306 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,075 ♪ I feel the pain shoulder to shoulder As I was knighted♪ 307 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,870 ♪ The night turns to day And my days don't seem the brightest♪ 308 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,622 ♪ It's like itis I wanna take a bite out of what life is♪ 309 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,375 ♪ If the president fuck around And piss off ISIS♪ 310 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,045 ♪ Bury my in blueberry bills Jewels and ices♪ 311 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,504 ♪ Let's connect from mind to mind♪ 312 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,631 ♪ Lies are on the rise Increase to bigger size ♪ 313 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,717 ♪ Hard to victimize When evil's idolized...♪ 314 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,388 Jayson Jackson! 315 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,891 Welcome back. How are you holding up? 316 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,643 - Good, you know. - Good. 317 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,354 You know Lou Cheng, right? 318 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,649 You sound good, bro. 319 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,860 Thanks! I'm pumped to be playing with you guys. 320 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,030 I've been waiting for a spot for a while. I'm glad something finally opened up. 321 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,866 - A spot hasn't opened up. - Oh... 322 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,326 Jay. 323 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,161 I don't understand. 324 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,121 He's gonna fill in for Owen. 325 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,540 But Owen's hearing is next week, and then he'll be back. 326 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,125 We don't know how that's gonna go. 327 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,795 It's gonna go fine. They just wanna get the facts. 328 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,671 He could get nothing. No days at all. 329 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,716 It's not cool that you're giving up on him and replacing him like this. 330 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,885 I'm not replacing Owen. Look, I... 331 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,679 Think of Lou as an understudy. 332 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,726 He's a strong player and a good fit. 333 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,062 You're flat. 334 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:33,403 The juxtaposition of prohibition and excess in 1920s America 335 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,823 creates an effective and dramatic backdrop. 336 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,076 This time of real progression, cultural and social oppression... 337 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,559 No! 338 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,397 You don't know wet pussy, bro, 339 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,109 'cause she's dry as a fucking desert, man. 340 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:22,494 ...not because Jay Gatsby rises from genuine poverty to extreme wealth, 341 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,497 but because it examines the destructive power of the dream. 342 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:30,127 And I think for Gatsby, you know, Daisy is the personification of the dream. 343 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,338 Like, she represents everything he wants. 344 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,590 Uh... 345 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,718 Money, status, you know, a better life in general. 346 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,761 I think that his yearning for her 347 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,514 epitomizes his yearning to make it in America. 348 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,851 Yeah, Jo. Go for it. 349 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,394 Can we shut the door, please? 350 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,646 The music is really distracting. 351 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:50,898 Mm-hmm. 352 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,363 I completely disagree with you. 353 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,126 The world just can't get enough of shoving white boy stories down our throats 354 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,879 and labeling them as American culture at its finest. 355 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,507 This is as bad as Catcher. 356 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,635 This is basically 1920s Woody Allen. 357 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,223 "And I hope she'll be a fool. 358 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,351 That's the best thing a girl can be in this world, 359 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,561 a beautiful little fool." 360 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,021 That's genius? 361 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,441 Who needs Fitzgerald's twisted mansplaining? 362 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,946 And he's all about an American Dream most people have never had access to, 363 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,532 and we're supposed to care and pretend like we gain something from it. 364 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,535 And this is racist! 365 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,746 Jo, you OK? 366 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,583 I'm sorry. 367 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,627 I don't know why I'm crying. 368 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,546 I hate this book. 369 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,340 OK. 370 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,008 I think that's a fair assault. 371 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,387 Does anyone wanna unpack Joey's comments? 372 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,560 Yeah, it's racist, 373 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,772 but I actually wanna focus on the structure. 374 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:17,359 Why does he choose to tell the story through the point of view of Nick, 375 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,944 an unreliable narrator? 376 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,406 At some points, he presents the events objectively, 377 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,783 and at other points, subjectively. 378 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,536 So, which Nick do we believe? 379 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,871 I'm sorry, can I go to the bathroom? 380 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,164 I'm sorry. 381 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,208 Uh... Yeah, of course. Take the pass. 382 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:41,967 It's just us. 383 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,099 Thanks for helping me. 384 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,144 I can't fucking sleep. 385 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,981 It's so bad. 386 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,320 Come here. 387 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,573 Well... 388 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,199 this shit'll make you even. 389 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,205 Here. You can swallow them. 390 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,250 You can crush 'em up and snort 'em, which is better. 391 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:16,960 Hits you harder. 392 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,091 Will it make me feel psychotic, you think? 393 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,552 Fuck no. They're just gonna chill you out. 394 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,095 OK. 395 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,480 I gave you eight. 396 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,231 It should hold you over for a while. 397 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,638 How much should I pay you? 398 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,680 Nothing. 399 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:14,601 If you need more, we'll talk about it. We'll figure it out. 400 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,271 Look, stop stressing. 401 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:20,607 Everybody's been there. 402 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,609 Inappropriate! 403 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,820 Stop being such a homo, bro. 404 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,030 Thanks, Lukey. 405 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,412 -She's still talking to you fuckers? -Please. 406 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,664 She likes getting off just as much as we do. 407 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:37,999 Where you headed? 408 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,668 Gonzales. Then lunch. 409 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,378 Catch you in the caf? 410 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,587 Nah, I'm stepping out. 411 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,840 Damn! Senior perks. 412 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,341 All right. 413 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,801 Be good, yo. 414 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,804 Now, hurry up and get your lazy ass out of that boot, Lukey. 415 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,597 - Need you for the pool. - Hey. 416 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,476 That's breathtaking. 417 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:57,769 Wow. 418 00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,896 I mean, that bomb imagery? 419 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,607 That was very effective. 420 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,901 - It's not too much? - No! 421 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,321 It's been in my head nonstop, so... 422 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,116 Well, would it be helpful to talk to someone? 423 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,201 It's not, like, real PTSD or anything. 424 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,287 No, Sid, I mean about your sexuality. 425 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,706 For what? I'm... 426 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,166 I'm fine. 427 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,545 Ye... I know. I mean, it's just a lot to process on your own, right? So... 428 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,381 I'm completely fine. Please don't. I just need it to be edited and... 429 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,509 No, I don't think it needs editing. It's there. 430 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,767 Are you 100% sure that you wanna share this? 431 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,562 No. No, I don't want to at all. 432 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,773 Like you said, how else am I gonna distinguish myself 433 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,151 from the 20,000 other Asian kids applying? 434 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,235 So, I need to. 435 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,617 Look, I'm operating under the assumption I can trust you. 436 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:57,078 -I know my parents reach out to you-- -Sid, we're good, OK? 437 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,580 I promise. I would never. 438 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,958 - OK. - OK. 439 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,127 So... 440 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,587 So, can we just do it now? 441 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:11,760 Uh, so, I put together an email to Harvard admissions. 442 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,847 And I'm just gonna attach your essay. 443 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,476 You know, I'm gonna let you hit send. OK? 444 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,447 You should feel good, Sid. 445 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:34,741 Seriously. 446 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,746 -Want me to hang on to this? -No, I'll take that. 447 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,460 -Thanks. -You bet. 448 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,672 Um... You know, 449 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,466 I'm always here if you wanna talk, or... 450 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,551 Nope, I'm good. 451 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,845 Is this good? Are you good? 452 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,892 Manager price check at register seven, please. 453 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,186 Manager price check. 454 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:10,902 Nobody's gonna come in. 455 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,328 I need to hear you say that you're OK. 456 00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:28,795 Yeah, this is good. 457 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,424 Don't worry. I'll go easy. 458 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:49,691 What's your name? 459 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,943 I don't do that. 460 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,279 I need to know. 461 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,031 No, you don't, bro. 462 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:03,496 Do you want me to stop? 463 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,458 No. 464 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,266 I deserve an earth-shattering, full-body experience. 465 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,392 Hold, please. 466 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,689 Can you try it again? 467 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,275 And this time really find the bravery. 468 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,404 You're talking about your right to pleasure. 469 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,908 Your right to understand your own desire. 470 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,702 You get what I'm saying? 471 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,458 Meera. What if she just tried to... 472 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:49,417 Yeah. 473 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,752 Yeah, go ahead, tell her. 474 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,882 Hi! I was just saying if you could try to connect 475 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:58,218 to something in your own life, maybe? 476 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:01,054 Like, just really bring yourself to this. 477 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:11,898 I deserve an earth-shattering, full-body experience. 478 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,410 I want the tickle. 479 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:24,619 I want... 480 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,996 the explosion. 481 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,542 I want to gasp for air. 482 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,502 I want... to scream. 483 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,588 In movies... 484 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:40,427 - Do you need the line? - It happens simultaneous-- 485 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:46,099 ...simultaneously because they're in love or they're just sexy and good at it. 486 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,979 My sister says I should stop waiting and just... 487 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,858 explore on my own body. 488 00:28:58,027 --> 00:29:00,196 Oh, are you auditioning, George? 489 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,533 Wanna tell me about female pleasure? 490 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:07,495 - Fuck yeah. I'm very knowledgeable. - Uh-huh. Sure you are. Bye, Geo. 491 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,956 Omar, can you make sure no one comes in here 492 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,916 who isn't supposed to be auditioning? 493 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,336 Thanks, Leila, we're all good. 494 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,088 Meera, come on. It was my fault. 495 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,633 Meera, I agree, actually. It was an unfair distraction. 496 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:24,429 -Maybe we should give her another chance. -I'm actually all set. Thank you. 497 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,905 I let him touch my boobs. 498 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,241 I sent him nudes. 499 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,996 I shaved my vag. 500 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:56,252 And you still don't get who I really am! 501 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,049 A queen! 502 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,342 Rabbi? 503 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,935 It would be so important for me to be cast in this. 504 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,647 I mean, to me... I mean. 505 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,440 Thank you. 506 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,153 You were great. 507 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,948 I'm Omar, by the way. I'll put in a good word. 508 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:25,907 Oh... 509 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:28,993 OK. 510 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:32,330 'Cause I'm actually better than what I just did. 511 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,998 So... 512 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,708 yeah. Thanks. 513 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,461 Yo, I'm really sorry. 514 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,713 I... I didn't mean to throw you. 515 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,634 She's pissed. 516 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,469 Do you know how to listen? 517 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,137 Stop your bullshit and leave. 518 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:50,765 You're an idiot. 519 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:53,601 I hate it. 520 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,689 What are you on? 521 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,777 Don't... 522 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,112 Don't be greedy. Share. 523 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,073 Let's go. 524 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:15,164 Do not pull your hair out like that. 525 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,796 That's why your hair is so damaged. 526 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,845 If you wore long sleeves under your scrubs, 527 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,263 maybe you wouldn't bruise. 528 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,266 - Mummy. - Hmm? 529 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,519 Don't forget to give Odette her ear drops before bed. 530 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,689 Odie, Tristie, get your butts over here. Say bye. 531 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:41,482 Hurry up! 532 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,867 How much we know ourselves 533 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,952 is extremely important, 534 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:55,330 but how we treat ourselves-- 535 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,915 Dommo, I need to go! 536 00:31:56,998 --> 00:32:00,919 I don't know about you, knowing is much easier to me than feeling. 537 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,007 I need privacy now, Odie. 538 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,216 I'm doing my homework. 539 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,885 But I gotta go poop. 540 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,553 -And your pot is bubbling... -Oh shit. 541 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,472 ...and you told me to tell you when. 542 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,851 How can you watch that show? He assaulted people. 543 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,603 They never proved that. 544 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:22,023 Lord, look at that house! 545 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:24,734 At the disco? 546 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:25,777 Soul Train. 547 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:28,863 - You're done with this. - No, I won't do it, I promise! 548 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,073 PJs, now. 549 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:32,116 And yes, they did prove it, actually. 550 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,910 - Aye. - Son, I had the stuff. 551 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,537 I had a maroon suit. 552 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,877 - Tell me more, man. - I was king of the dance floor. 553 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,213 Everybody would circle around me, and they would chant. 554 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,006 Yeah. 555 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,174 Oh shit. 556 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,010 Mom's the one who can dance, Dad. 557 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:53,721 Fuck. 558 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,140 Damn. 559 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:57,934 What? 560 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,978 Boy, you better watch yourself. 561 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,814 Aye, aye, aye. 562 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,942 You just don't know what I'm capable of. 563 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:06,859 Oh yeah? 564 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:07,819 Hey! 565 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,238 Yo, what's good? 566 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,198 Eh. Not much, you know? 567 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:16,452 My poop clogged the toilet, and now there's brown stuff on the floor. 568 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,585 What's so funny, huh? 569 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:25,795 Why are you laughing? 570 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:28,881 - Poop soup all over the place. - Is there any food? 571 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,384 I got poop soup coming out of my butt. 572 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:32,760 Where have you been? 573 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,765 Yo! What kind of pudding you cooking? 574 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,311 It's not pudding, you fucking stupid. It's my hair cream. 575 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:31,694 We're forced to listen to uneducated pigs lecture us about security. 576 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,280 But they're clueless about the leftist deep state 577 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:35,948 that actually threatens this country. 578 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,493 Bullshit socialist propaganda. 579 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:42,038 You know what we're saying, bro? 580 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:46,501 Hey. 581 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:47,794 Hey. 582 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,588 How's the progress? Haven't heard from you. I saw Flora. 583 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,132 Yeah. That's... 584 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,134 - I mean, we're, uh... - Punjab! 585 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,595 -Yo, bro! -I thought you would have hit me up. 586 00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:00,807 Yeah, New Delhi, why didn't you call or text like you promised? 587 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,392 -That the best you got, Geo? -I'm actually finished. 588 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,144 - Handed it in yesterday. - Amazing. 589 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,270 Can I read it? 590 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,773 Bro, you're not gonna believe whose liberated vag 591 00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:10,108 Orlov is moving on 592 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,819 -right this second. -I'm actually good, but thanks. 593 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,946 Your fucking sister's, bro! 594 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,329 What's happening here? 595 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:27,542 Good fuckin' luck, bro. 596 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,546 - You got your hands full. - What's that supposed to mean? 597 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,298 Hustle up, boys. Don't wanna miss the big show! 598 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,010 We'll be implementing new safety procedures 599 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,428 over the coming months. 600 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,222 And right now, 601 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:46,269 we'll discuss ways we can work with the NYPD to stay vigilant. 602 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:52,859 Please welcome Officer Crisco and Officer Valdez of the NYPD. 603 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:57,363 In this day and age, 604 00:35:57,446 --> 00:36:00,616 we need you to understand your responsibility 605 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,160 -as citizens. -Yo, sign this. 606 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,452 What the fuck is that? 607 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,538 It's for my friend... Nah, pass it down. 608 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:06,789 It's for my friend. 609 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,500 Got suspended as part of this bullshit zero-tolerance policy. 610 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,836 Yo, I love people who dog on zero tolerance. 611 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:14,172 They're the ones who can't learn to control themselves. 612 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:18,968 You are your friends' and classmates' first line of defense. 613 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:23,097 You are there to protect them like they are there to protect you. 614 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,018 And the only way to do that is to keep your eyes open 615 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:30,354 - and speak up when you notice a threat. - I can't breathe! 616 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,443 I expect respect, folks! 617 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,612 Let's take this seriously, please! 618 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,697 -Some people are so fucking rude. -Hm. 619 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,285 Well, here's the thing 620 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,829 about people that put us at risk. 621 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:50,791 They don't always look like the sketchy dude on the subway. 622 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,627 They look like people you know. 623 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,503 After an act of violence, 624 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,839 -knowing how to spot potential danger... -Are you OK? 625 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,633 - ...is key. - You're on crack, bro. 626 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,509 There's a reason you always hear, 627 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:02,386 "He looked like a regular guy. 628 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,096 He seemed nice." 629 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:07,516 Be honest, you guys. Do I look like a terrorist to you? 630 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,602 I'm not saying this 631 00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:12,855 to scare you. I'm saying this so you wake up. 632 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,273 What's wrong, Jo? 633 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:17,235 Nothing's wrong. 634 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,074 You know you wanna come. 635 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,957 I can't breathe! 636 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,501 This is not the time and place, people. 637 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,587 - Teachers, please settle your students! - I can't breathe! 638 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,882 The recent terror attack touched all of us. 639 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,301 That is our focus for today. 640 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,680 -Come on. Someone got to do it again. -How these dudes gonna keep going? 641 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:46,889 Listen, 642 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,642 the Grand Army bomber dressed like a student, 643 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:52,019 wore a backpack like a student, 644 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,730 because all too recently he was a student. 645 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,193 Look, in order for us to do our jobs, 646 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,112 we need you to do your job. 647 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,656 -We need to trust each other. -Psst. 648 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:06,409 - Yo. - That's one of the reasons 649 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:09,078 - we're here today. - You about to get haunted. 650 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,999 - Our door is always... - I know you hung up on me, like, twice, 651 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,293 but you wanna hang out later? 652 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,752 - For real. - Um... 653 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:19,505 - Say yes. - ...fears about the bombing... 654 00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:20,673 Yeah, OK. 655 00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:25,177 ...and about the current state of security in your city. 656 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,264 I can't breathe! 657 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,226 That is enough! 658 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,396 - I can't breathe! - We know. 659 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:37,189 We hear you. 660 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,860 This is about keeping you safe, 661 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:44,322 about keeping you vigilant and protecting your community. 662 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,366 - Yo, you OK? I got you. - No. I got her. 663 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,410 - JoJo! I got her. - I'm gonna pass out. 664 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,330 - Everything OK? - That's OK. Heads up here. 665 00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:54,790 Let's give her a minute. 666 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:59,295 These are triggering conversations. You all have experienced terror firsthand. 667 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,255 She's an attention whore. 668 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,632 I don't wanna talk shit right now. 669 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,384 What? 670 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,719 Are you criticizing me? 671 00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:08,971 No. This is just a serious thing. 672 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,558 This whole auditorium is like a terror target 673 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:15,686 right now  with us all in here and you're... 674 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,481 You both need to stop. 675 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,483 ...to process all this with you 676 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:23,110 and talk you through surviving this experience... 677 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:27,490 Your mom said she'd be here in 40 minutes. It's been like 30, OK? 678 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,536 God, everything is so fucked. 679 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:37,375 People get blown up outside our school, and we have an assembly? 680 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,966 Look, I'm sorry if I've been a bitch. 681 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:48,844 -Yes. -Mm-mm. 682 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,137 Yes, dude. 683 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,516 I've been really selfish... 684 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,768 ...about the whole situation, and... 685 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:58,521 OK, honestly, 686 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,732 everything is totally chill, OK? 687 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,777 I just love you so much. 688 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,959 I wanted to make sure you're OK. 689 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,258 -Are your legs... Are they still-- -No. No, I'm OK. 690 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,093 I'm OK. Thank you. 691 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,887 I got her. Don't worry. 692 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,736 OK, that was so sweet, but that was, like, really fucking random, right? 693 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,184 Jayson. 694 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,728 - Mr. Williams, I wanted to check on Owen. - Who is it? 695 00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:05,397 -I've been trying to call and text, but-- -He doesn't have a phone 696 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,275 because he doesn't need to be having any conversations with anyone. 697 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,152 I wanted to let him know that people at school 698 00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,780 were thinking about him. Today I got 185 signatures. 699 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:16,158 I don't want my son's name associated with any of your antics anymore. 700 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,285 No. It's for the hearing. It's not like that. 701 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,413 Time for you to get home. I don't wanna have to call your parents. 702 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:24,583 Wait. Wait. C... Can I just... Can I just see him real quick? 703 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:25,834 Good night, Mr. Jackson. 704 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,921 He... He's my best friend. 705 00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,799 You been a good friend to my child? 706 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,303 I had to do it. 707 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:40,057 My son, organizing all sorts of chaos. 708 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,560 -You should be proud of that. -And the police just kept going? 709 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:44,478 I think it would have been even more humiliating 710 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,565 -if they stopped. -Oh, these times we're living in. 711 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,233 Luckily, 712 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,193 you will be 18 soon, 713 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,654 and you can get your ass out and vote. 714 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,072 Hey, Dom's almost 18 too. 715 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:56,699 I started kindergarten late. 716 00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:58,075 You play basketball too? 717 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:00,369 - Yeah, but just for fun. - Hmm. 718 00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:03,414 You know, I was the first in my family to go to college too. 719 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:05,708 I told her. 720 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,711 - Sorry. - What are you sorry about? 721 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,089 That's the damn hustle, girl. 722 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:16,468 And the hustle is different for you and me than it is for my son. 723 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,263 And don't let him forget it. 724 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,808 Stay focused. You can do it. 725 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,769 Ma... 726 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,438 don't lecture. 727 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,356 I'm a professor, kid! 728 00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:31,150 I can't help it. 729 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:32,901 All right. 730 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,695 I'm gonna have a shower. 731 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,416 She's really nice. 732 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,126 She's all right. 733 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:04,224 I'm really glad you came over. 734 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,726 I'm glad you invited me. 735 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:20,407 ♪ What I believe in's Got me looking up to you♪ 736 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,788 ♪ What I'm receiving♪ 737 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:29,833 ♪ Keeps me feeling like I do♪ 738 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,752 ♪ Oh yeah♪ 739 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,755 ♪ And so sweet ♪ 740 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,508 ♪ Got me looking up Got me looking up to you♪ 741 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:39,301 ♪ So sweet, babe♪ 742 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,053 ♪ Got me looking up to you ♪ 743 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,764 ♪ But so sweet ♪ 744 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:44,973 ♪ Got me looking up ♪ 745 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,934 - ♪ Got me looking up to you♪ - ♪ So sweet ♪ 746 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,062 ♪ Got me looking up to you♪ 747 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,273 ♪ You know these times ♪ 748 00:44:53,732 --> 00:44:57,194 ♪ Can take you through so many changes♪ 749 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,871 We pay for the month and next, 750 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,206 but later, 751 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:11,375 because my daughter, she... 752 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,669 - I lost my job! - Why? What's wrong? 753 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:15,295 Yes, we late, but... 754 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:18,257 She fucking fell! Odie, get off! You're gonna-- 755 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,842 Please stop, Odie! 756 00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:21,051 You're hurting me. 757 00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:27,516 I was lifting him out of the bath, and he slipped. 758 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,562 I told his daughter. 759 00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:36,400 I said, "He's 91 years old! He needs a seat in the tub!" 760 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:40,654 So, I pulled him toward me, and he fell on me. 761 00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:44,158 He's OK, thank God. 762 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,284 Jesus. 763 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,536 But my back just exploded! 764 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,873 I pushed myself to get him up and get through the end of my shift. 765 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:54,418 Then Mummy met me at the emergency room. 766 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,588 I have... 767 00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,298 a ruptured disk! 768 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:02,134 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you, baby boy. 769 00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:03,260 Mm-hmm. 770 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:07,055 Dante, calm down, baby. 771 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,640 - I am. - I understand. 772 00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,642 No, no. We will have... 773 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,186 I can't walk. 774 00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:14,563 I might need surgery. 775 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:21,236 When I told that bitch I needed a little time off, 776 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,821 she fired me. 777 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,784 She's done paying me. I got paid for half the month, that's it. 778 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,035 Mm. 779 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,412 Stop! You'll break your phone! 780 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,249 Odie, baby, please move. 781 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,126 Move, OK? I know you're just trying to help-- 782 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:40,798 - Take one of the pills. - No. They're addictive. I told you that. 783 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:44,968 What did they say? 784 00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:48,263 I don't know! 785 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,601 I think ten days. If we don't pay... 786 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:53,852 Yap. 787 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,688 They'll take action if we're late. 788 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:58,482 What does that mean? 789 00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:00,776 - Can you speak English? - Don't talk to-- 790 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,121 Go in the other room until you can stop acting crazy. 791 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:34,852 When can you start working again? 792 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:42,067 Maybe I can fill in for you? 793 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,819 How? 794 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,821 You're already working. 795 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:47,698 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 796 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:49,616 Mm-hmm. 797 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,159 Like a month... 798 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,203 or two months or... 799 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:59,084 If comedians had done their job properly 800 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,837 and made fun of the man who abused his power, 801 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,172 then perhaps we might have had a middle-aged woman 802 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:07,301 with an appropriate amount of experience in the White House, instead, 803 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,720 as we do, a man who openly admitted 804 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:12,431 to sexually assaulting vulnerable young women 805 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:13,807 because he could. 806 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,977 - I need your gray sports bra. - No, Nina. 807 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:18,979 You're not even using it. 808 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,272 Nina... 809 00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:22,065 Nina... 810 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:26,528 Do you know what should be the target 811 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:28,030 -of our jokes at the moment... -No. 812 00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,990 - Nina, stop. - Our obsession with reputation. 813 00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:31,742 - Nina. - What the fuck is this? 814 00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:36,580 We think reputation is more important than anything else, including humanity. 815 00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:39,458 And do you know who takes the mantle of this myopic-- 816 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:42,085 Wait! 817 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,298 What's wrong? 818 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:47,925 Come on. 819 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,429 Shit, I'm tired. 820 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,431 Fuck this. 821 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:08,278 And comedians are not immune. 822 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:11,281 - They're all cut from the same cloth. - Hey. 823 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,367 Donald Trump, Pablo Picasso... 824 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,077 -Come on, baby. -...Harvey Weinstein... 825 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,370 What's going on? 826 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,580 ...Woody Allen, Roman Polanski. 827 00:49:19,706 --> 00:49:22,125 These men are not exceptions. They are the rule. 828 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:24,503 They raped me, Mom. 829 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:28,131 And the moral of our story is, "We don't give a shit. 830 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,717 We don't give a fuck about women or children." 831 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:31,677 Who? 832 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,221 "We only care about a man's reputation." 833 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,682 It was George. 834 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,519 - These men control our stories! - What? 835 00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:42,562 When? 836 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:46,650 Last Saturday after we went and saw that movie together. 837 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,571 - Mom. - Fuck reputation. 838 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,573 - Hindsight is a gift. - Are you sure? 839 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,826 Stop wasting my time! 840 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,496 - Oh... - They pinned me down in the cab, Mom. 841 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,790 - And Tim... - OK. 842 00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:03,250 I'm humiliated. 843 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,043 OK, sweetheart. 844 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:06,503 OK. OK. 845 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,589 Please don't tell Dad. 846 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:10,632 No. 847 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,676 ...people in the room are going, "Now, look, 848 00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:15,345 I think she's lost control of the tension." 58128

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