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♪ ...early light ♪
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♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
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♪ At the twilight's last gleaming? ♪
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♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars♪
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♪ Through the perilous fight♪
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♪ O'er the ramparts we watched♪
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♪ Were so gallantly streaming? ♪
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Yo! Come on, guys!
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♪ Gave proof through the night ♪
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♪ That our flag was still there ♪
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♪ Oh, say ♪
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♪ Does that star-spangled banner♪
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♪ Yet wave♪
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♪ O'er the land of the free...♪
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♪ Work, work it, work it♪
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♪ Work, work it, work it♪
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♪ Work, work it, work it♪
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♪ Bodies so insane♪
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♪ These girls are off the chain... ♪
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♪ Bodies so insane
These girls are off the chain... ♪
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♪ Bodies so insane
These girls are off the chain ♪
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Here's what they "know"
when they see me:
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a brown man, an Indian,
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a foreigner reeking of incense
and body odor...
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♪ Work it, work it, crazy♪
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...a fundamentalist,
a terrorist, a cell member,
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a bomber like the Brooklyn bomber...
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...a math genius, computer scientist,
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a curry lover coming for American jobs.
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An athlete, a fuckboy, a future husband,
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a bro, an aggressive kid, an angry kid.
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♪ Bodies so insane
These girls are off the chain ♪
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♪ Bodies so insane... ♪
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Here's what they don't know...
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♪ Bodies so insane
These girls are off the chain ♪
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...I'm scared.
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Yes! Yes, king!
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Lane 4, Siddartha Pakam,
Grand Army High School.
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- Look at that!
- Yeah!
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Let's go, baby!
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Punjabi!
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Look at that!
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Sit your ass down!
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Good job, baby.
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We love you, Punjabi!
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Dude...
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...you at Cornell and me at Syracuse.
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I am not getting into Cornell.
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It makes me sad when you say that.
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Fucking 1375.
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Yeah, on the PSATs,
and you've prepped hard since then.
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Mm.
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And do I have to remind you...
1360, bitch.
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But, fine, OK.
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How about we say that no matter what,
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we save up,
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and we study abroad together?
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Spain!
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-Oh my God, fucking Spain!
-Spain!
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Or gap year?
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-Holy fuck.
-Hmm?
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Ma?
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Ma... Would you be cool
with me doing a gap year?
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No, it could impact your aid.
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What would you even do? Travel?
With what money, babe?
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- OK.
- That went well.
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Dude, skip babysitting.
Come to the movies with us.
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I can't.
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But I'll meet up with you guys after.
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I have Tim issues.
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I just don't want something with him
to mess up you and me.
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You know?
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So, don't let that happen then.
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Yeah, but maybe it wouldn't,
though, right?
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It probably would, so...
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Anna!
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I really like him.
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Like, I really like him.
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Yeah, I think he feels like that
about you too.
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And you hate that.
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See?
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You do!
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-You hate that.
-Not exactly.
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But, like, what if we fell in love
and then we got married,
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and then you and I could be sisters.
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OK. Jo, come on. I know what you do.
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Um, me?
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Your brother is a fucking fuckboy.
Need I remind you?
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OK, this... See?
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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Come on.
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You both fuck people over.
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Fine, that's great.
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I don't care.
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But I don't wanna hear you guys
bitch about each other to me
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and put me in the middle of it.
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You really think he'd fuck with me?
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Do you really want a relationship?
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'Cause...
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I don't think that you do.
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I mean, I definitely don't wanna feel,
like, trapped, you know?
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Yeah, I totally feel that.
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Is that shitty?
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No.
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But he's my brother.
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Yeah.
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I just wish that...
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What?
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...I just wish
that Tim and I could, like...
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...be able to do whatever we're doing
and whatever else,
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and not have it be this whole thing
and ruin everything, you know?
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Did you have sex with my brother?
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What?
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No.
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No!
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I didn't have sex with your brother.
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- What the fuck?
- Jo. Joey, listen... Hey, Joey? You can't.
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You can't ever. I'm so serious.
You can't, OK? Not ever.
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Joey Del Marco...
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Why?
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- Rachel, come on.
- One second. I'll be right back.
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OK, everybody.
Everybody get together.
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- Honey!
- Scooch in. There you go.
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Now say, "Mazel Tov."
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Mazel Tov!
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh my God. Are you OK?
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- Dude, is my mascara--
-Yeah. Here.
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♪ Siman Tov u' Mazel Tov... ♪
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-OK, wait. I need to show you something.
-What?
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I sent him this.
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-You shouldn't have done that.
-Why? What's wrong about it?
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It's like... like you're begging for him
to pay attention to you.
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So, I look pathetic?
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Dude, he hasn't responded.
It's been 12 fucking hours.
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And I know he's on his phone
because he's, like,
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commenting all this shit
on Joey Del Marco's Insta, and I--
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-I can't do this right now.
-I want him to say about me
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the same stuff he says about her.
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Is it because
I fucked up the hand job?
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You need to stop texting him.
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Big smiles.
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Big smiles. Everybody, big smiles.
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She can't even walk in those hooker heels.
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-Yeah. Hooker heels.
-Hooker heels.
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Fuck you, you 8th-grade microdicks.
Go choke on each other's cocks.
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My calves look dope.
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Don't make that constipated face!
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
Yo, you sure you wanna work here?
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I just want the discount!
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We'd rather tour Europe all summer,
but we all can't be like you, bitch.
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Dommo, get me for your gram real quick!
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Look, these boots, they match my wrap.
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God, I make you look good, girl.
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You do.
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You'll still at least hook us up, right?
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I already told you, probably.
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I'm just gonna put the internship first,
if I can get one.
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Some of them just look so fuckin' bad,
like data entry and filing and shit.
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I want some hands-on action
if I'm not gonna get paid.
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OK, stop fucking around. Let's practice.
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OK, so I'm John Ellis,
and I'm coming out of work,
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and I'm probably on my phone...
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Oh shit, sorry.
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Whoa.
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This is mad funny, right?
I didn't know you'd be here.
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So... yeah.
Did you see me choke at today's game?
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No, no, no, no.
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What did I tell you?
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Flash him your power. OK?
What does Brené Brown say?
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There's power in vulnerability.
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Yes, and you're a strong,
complex woman, dumbass. Own it.
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OK, fuck it.
And that's why I'm doing this...
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-That's right.
-...because I am me...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...and I'm a badass bitch.
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- OK, but keep it chill.
- OK.
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I'm gonna be like,
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"Congrats on the win today.
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I'm so glad I'm running into you
because I just wanna say thank you
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for being so good to my mom and me
the other day and, um..."
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Fuck. I'm too vulnerable
in these "fuck me" shoes. I can't.
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Hey, sorry for interrupting.
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You're not.
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Um... I'm collecting homework for Jay
while he's out.
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What up, man? How you living?
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I get to miss school, right?
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Here are the packets.
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Trig's a bitch,
but I'll talk you through it.
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Cool.
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Thanks.
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FaceTime me later?
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So, Dom,
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I just wanted to touch base with you
about the hearing.
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I wanted to ask what you were gonna say.
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Dude, it's fucking Saturday.
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I'm not trying to be a dick,
but I'm here with my girls,
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and you just show up
and make my day about you.
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Yeah. No, it's OK. Never mind.
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- Dom?
- It's OK.
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Look, my parents are waiting for me
outside in the car anyway, so...
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Thank you so much.
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See y'all next week.
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You got a thing with this kid now?
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What? No. It's not even like that.
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- Wow.
- Hey, Dom, come on.
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Yeah, he's a clown sometimes,
but he's not out to hurt anybody.
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You took a knee today, Dom.
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So are you really trying to act
like you don't see any similarities
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between what happened to Jay and Owen
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and the bullshit policing
we've been protesting at games?
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I feel bad they got suspended,
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so I'm, like, gonna support, obviously.
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People are always like "be an ally,"
so I try to be a fucking ally,
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and she's dead grilling me.
What the fuck?
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Am I a fucking racist white cunt,
co-opting shit?
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Dude, if you're racist,
then we're all racist, and...
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- ...I'm not racist.
- Ugh!
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Look,
I think it's just complicated.
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Give yourself a break.
This is why I don't get political.
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Everyone's so fucking sensitive
all the time.
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Oh, wait... Yo, Joey.
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- Uh, George, why don't you sit there?
- It's...
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It's OK. If I sit here,
I'll be closer to the aisle, so...
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Yo, I'mma go get food. Who wants?
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Large popcorn, bro.
225
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Oh, uh... get me Milk Duds and Sprite.
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I'm good.
227
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Yeah, I'll pay you later.
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- Do you wanna hear an idea?
- What?
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-OK. So... we do a group theme for prom.
-Mm-hmm.
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Kinda like a whole pimps and hos thing.
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Nuh-uh!
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- No?
- No fucking way!
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OK, how about Boogie Nights?
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Retro '70s porn-style, like with Jew-fros!
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No, I'm not doing anything porn-related
with you guys.
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Check this dude in the back row.
237
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What?
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Alt-right haircut,
sitting by himself, wife-beater on...
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- Luke!
- Sorry, tank top! But fucking look!
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He's got a duffel bag. Could be guns.
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Nah, bro, we're not gun people here.
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He could be
some fucking Staten Island psychopath.
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I'm gonna go pee.
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Oof!
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Don't be a pussy.
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If he pulls anything out of that bag,
I'll fucking body him!
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Yeah, I'll use your crutches.
I'll be on him like a fucking ninja!
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I'll protect you, my good bro.
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-You? OK.
-Yeah, relax.
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Turn off your phone now.
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Well, yeah, I'm assuming so. It's all...
252
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I like that.
It's gonna be $26.69.
253
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,691
Thank you.
254
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,152
Yo.
255
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,405
You're being weird.
256
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:08,532
No.
257
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,268
Next.
258
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,276
For you.
259
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,492
- Yo, your Sprite.
- Be quiet!
260
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,246
Hold that for Joey.
261
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,665
Please, watch out.
262
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,124
Shh! Sit down.
263
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,209
Pour some in.
264
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,378
OK.
265
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,004
Here.
266
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,481
-Hi.
-How you doing?
267
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,155
That's good.
268
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,415
I'm not being weird.
269
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,462
I just want things to...
to keep being normal.
270
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:54,346
And you don't have to like that,
but, you know, I just want...
271
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,890
You don't have to be, like...
272
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,311
throwing yourself at my friends
to, like, send me a message.
273
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,484
- Fuck you, dude.
- What?
274
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,450
"Twick or Tweet, I dissent!"
275
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:20,039
And that was the start of Hannah's
famous girl-power Halloween costumes.
276
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,625
She dressed up as Virginia Woolf,
complete with prosthetic nose,
277
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,169
Gloria Steinem...
278
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,046
Oh, Jane Goodall.
279
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,466
Hannah carried around a stuffed gorilla
the size of her entire body
280
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,010
on her back all night long.
281
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,228
So, what if I sent Leila this link
282
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,607
and be like "Study Guide"?
283
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,609
George! Put that shit away.
284
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,903
Everyone will see that shit.
285
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,279
You know you love it though.
286
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,865
- No, I don't! Sorry.
- Shut the fuck up!
287
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,284
George, it's not funny.
288
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,497
You remember when you used to bring
a little Looney Tunes lunch box to school?
289
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,291
That was a great lunch box, right?
You remember that lunch box?
290
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,628
I like that George
a lot better than pervy George.
291
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:08,754
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
292
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,089
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
293
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,590
-Oh yeah?
-No!
294
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,509
- Yo, shut up!
- I'm sorry.
295
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,136
George, you can't do that right now.
296
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,055
Timmy?
297
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,140
Tim, come sit with us.
298
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,391
Come closer.
299
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,399
Watch that!
300
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,864
She has her Bubby Liza's wild hair,
301
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,200
- her mother's determination...
- Aww!
302
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,494
...and her sister's clothes.
303
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,999
But since birth, Hannah has always been
a true individual...
304
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,835
I know you think
I'm the dumbest person ever,
305
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:48,961
but I messaged him.
306
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,046
When Hannah came...
307
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,090
-Was that bad?
-Stop.
308
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,176
-OK. No, I know. I just need to--
-No. Like, actually stop.
309
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,887
Oy vey, iz mir,
my eyes almost popped out of my head.
310
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,556
Go home or something.
311
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,975
But then we laughed
because, of course...
312
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,268
It's just like...
313
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,021
this is a really important day
for my sister and my parents,
314
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,898
- and...
- ...she raised over three...
315
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,233
...it's really fucking offensive
316
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,694
that you're making it all about you
and this douchebag guy.
317
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,946
...12 family clinics in Manhattan...
318
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:19,199
Yeah, I don't think he's that into you.
Sorry.
319
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,160
...with tampons and pads...
320
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,496
I feel like you're just acting
like this girl we would hate, so...
321
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,165
just... I'm done.
322
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,334
...but you will always be my baby girl.
323
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,086
And now,
324
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,380
the secret to Hannah's success...
325
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,340
Rabbi Sadie Schultz!
326
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,054
When I was working with Hannah
to prepare for her bat mitzvah,
327
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,473
I asked her why she chooses Judaism.
328
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,936
She said, "Because Judaism
gives me a place to be my real self.
329
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,272
Judaism gives me history."
330
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:54,234
Today we heard Hannah read
a powerful Torah portion.
331
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,069
You know, it's 2020, people.
332
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,530
Why do we still turn
to these ancient texts?
333
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:00,866
Because...
334
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,577
when you're coming into the world
335
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,037
like Hannah,
336
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,830
or you're lost in the world,
337
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,582
it gives us something to lean on
338
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,919
and reminds us
that we're part of a larger community.
339
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,714
Today, I am so proud of Hannah
340
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,592
and her feminist, activist generation...
341
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,016
...for taking the lessons
of this millennial-old faith
342
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:31,438
and using them to make the world
more just and open to all.
343
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,898
Congrats, Hannah.
344
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,277
And let's party! L'chaim!
345
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,206
My parents took me to India
for the first time last year.
346
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,962
I was surrounded by aunts and uncles
I'd never met,
347
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:58,173
architecture out of storybooks,
the sound of the sitar,
348
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,052
and the chanting of devout Muslims
and equally devout Hindus.
349
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,846
And I remembered something:
350
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,557
in this country
my parents are so proud of,
351
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,687
homosexual sex was illegal
until two years ago.
352
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,981
Hi.
353
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,700
It's not even some erotic capture
of lesbian intimacy. It's just fucked up.
354
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,617
And...
355
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,744
it's literally made...
356
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,330
all for you.
357
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,255
You guys are literally conditioned
to be addicted to this shit.
358
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,090
You don't even know
if you actually like it.
359
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,135
Yeah, we like naked women.
360
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,637
And two... are better than one.
361
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,224
I'll eat all your food
362
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,726
-if you don't get in there.
-No.
363
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,686
You don't actually like naked women.
364
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,902
You like pornified naked women,
which means blonde, and shaven,
365
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,155
and completely plastic-surgeried out.
366
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,324
So, I mean, come on.
367
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,076
I mean, I love you.
368
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,788
I'm not offended that you watch porn.
369
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:15,208
I watch porn. It's in my head,
dictating my fucking sexuality to me
370
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:18,045
because it's like,
"Hey, ladies, fuck whoever you want,
371
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,589
whenever you want, and be dirty as fuck.
372
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,299
Really own that shit."
373
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,135
But if you do that shit in real life,
you're a whore.
374
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,681
So it's fucking us all up.
375
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,726
Guys our age have erectile dysfunction
because of this shit.
376
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,152
Babe, are you OK?
377
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,738
It's OK.
378
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,449
You know, it's like...
379
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:50,911
Yeah.
380
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,045
I need to, like...
381
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,967
I'm feeling like this is a lot.
382
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,220
I know,
but we can talk about literally anything.
383
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,721
No, I mean, like...
384
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,016
this.
385
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:16,728
What?
386
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,732
Yeah, I don't have the time
to keep this stuff up, and...
387
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:24,945
Why?
388
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,739
'Cause I don't.
389
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,744
Like, just out of fucking nowhere?
390
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,458
Baby, what the fuck is going on?
391
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,503
-Is it because of what I said?
-No.
392
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,673
No, it's just over for me.
393
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,262
I didn't wanna do this
while we were eating.
394
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,815
Your parents will love this shit.
395
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,197
It's not that I don't love you.
396
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,241
You could have texted me this bullshit.
397
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,494
I took the train for a fucking hour
398
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,872
to come to fucking Queens.
399
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,293
Thanks for wasting my night.
400
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,387
Please don't let this be
401
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,932
-a waste of a night, dear Lord.
-Or a whole damn day, actually.
402
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,978
OK, go do it.
403
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,563
-Go, go, go!
-Hurry up, girl.
404
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,690
You got it.
405
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,363
John!
406
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,406
Hey.
407
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,458
John, hey!
408
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,877
Yo!
409
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,879
- Dommo.
- What's up?
410
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,297
-What's up?
-Funny seeing you here.
411
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,381
Yeah, man.
412
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,051
-Sorry, I--
-Damn, they got you working on game day?
413
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,719
Yeah. Unfortunately.
414
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,347
-Wow.
-Hey, tough beat today.
415
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,806
Yeah.
416
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,767
You got mad aggression on that court.
417
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,853
I love that. I need more of that.
418
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,522
Nah.
419
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,239
So, um, what are you doing now?
420
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,158
I'm just gonna go home
and chill, honestly.
421
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,286
Oh, OK.
422
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,455
-Well--
-Just got to get some downtime.
423
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,498
Oh man, yeah.
424
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,876
Well, good luck with that.
425
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,794
Yeah.
426
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:47,295
You too...
427
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:50,465
whatever you got going on.
428
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,891
See you, Dom. See you Monday.
429
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,945
What do you got going on?
430
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,281
What?
431
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,619
I was just asking
what you got going on tonight?
432
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,621
Um... nothing really.
433
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,584
You wanna do something with me?
434
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,007
My girl!
435
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,263
Hey! Hey.
436
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:39,639
Excuse me. Hi.
437
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:41,975
Can I ask you a question?
438
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,103
Yo, what the fuck's she doing?
439
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:46,896
What's in your bag?
440
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,608
Fuckin' runnin' up to fucking random dudes
and shit?
441
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,569
-Dude, you got to chill off this girl.
-Don't fucking touch me.
442
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:53,612
It's not even like that.
443
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,906
Yeah, maybe not, but you were hoping
it was gonna be something.
444
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,075
It's been that obvious, bro.
445
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,452
To JoJo too...
446
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,371
...which is probably why
she's been acting so weird, man.
447
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,415
Yo, fuck you, dude.
448
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:06,541
What?
449
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,793
You fucking love it
when her attention's on you.
450
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,795
You know, her and I,
we've actually been fucking--
451
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,505
What, bro? Sucking face?
452
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,841
Whee!
453
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,427
Yo, I...
454
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:21,222
I am getting attention from her,
and... and so is he.
455
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,599
Have you been watching?
456
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,352
I'm just saying,
457
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,312
if you haven't fucked her yet,
458
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,147
it's 'cause you're a pussy.
459
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,319
Because that girl
is down for whatever, man.
460
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,489
She's ready to deep-throat
some Nazi cock right now.
461
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,658
- I mean, come on, bro.
- That's what he's saying.
462
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,619
Joey's just fucking
wilding out right now, that's it.
463
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:43,995
Exactly. Thank you.
464
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:47,832
Doesn't bother me though.
465
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,212
OK, good for you, man. Enjoy it.
466
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:53,380
Ah...
467
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,798
Oh yeah?
468
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:58,635
Yeah. I mean,
she's a fucking good friend, but it's...
469
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,513
It's not like we're fucking...
470
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,517
It's not... it's not a bomb or guns.
471
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,352
Guess what's in his bag?
472
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,355
-Guess! Guess, guess, guess!
-Dead bodies?
473
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:11,856
- No.
- Uh... heroin?
474
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,234
- Nuh-uh.
- Uh... dildos?
475
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,405
It's sex toys!
476
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,073
It's a bag full of fucking sex toys!
477
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,741
He comes in from Long Island,
478
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,993
- and he goes to parties and shit...
- That's great.
479
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,079
...and he's staying
at a friend's house right now,
480
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,540
but he wanted to see a movie
so that he could kill some time,
481
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:29,749
and...
482
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,544
...he gave me... he gave me a present.
483
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:39,259
It's a little mini vibrator just for me!
484
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:40,844
No, it's mine!
485
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:43,388
George!
486
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,098
You dropped it!
487
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:46,558
George!
488
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,769
No, George. Stop it!
489
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,063
- I got her!
- George!
490
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,487
-Hey.
-Just like that. Yeah, yeah.
491
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,449
You have them drizzle red sauce
on your white slices?
492
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,533
Yeah.
493
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,368
I like it how I like it.
494
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,286
Wow.
495
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,580
I'm learning a lot about you.
496
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,207
You're a freak.
497
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,214
This...
498
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,884
is the kind of shit
I'm gonna miss next year.
499
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:24,512
- There might be good pizza in Chapel Hill.
- Please!
500
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:32,145
So, if you could go anywhere
for college, where would you go?
501
00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:33,146
Anywhere.
502
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,106
Yeah, anywhere.
503
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:37,776
Yeah. I'm answering.
504
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,486
I'd go anywhere.
505
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,696
I just wanna go.
506
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,116
No one in my family's
ever gone before, so...
507
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:47,660
anywhere.
508
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,413
With a scholarship.
509
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,083
But if I'm dreaming...
510
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,043
Yeah.
511
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,630
-Washington University or Hopkins.
-Mm.
512
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,967
Both have top psych programs,
and they're not here.
513
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:04,511
So...
514
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,223
I wanna get away for school.
Try something new.
515
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,224
Wow.
516
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:10,975
Psych?
517
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:12,894
Dr. Pierre, huh?
518
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,604
Mm-hmm.
519
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,901
My mom was the first in her family
to go to college, and she's hardcore.
520
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,155
You have a sister, right?
521
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,323
Why didn't she go?
522
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,328
She didn't finish high school.
523
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:32,664
She got pregnant.
524
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,834
Whatever.
525
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,212
Fuckin' weekend train bullshit.
526
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,759
The surge is gonna be like 42 bucks.
527
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,054
Yo, people are gonna be at my crib!
528
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,807
Let's just go to Jay Street
and catch the C.
529
00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,016
Run!
530
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,726
- Jo!
- Jesus Fucking Christ, Jo!
531
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,770
Hey! Can you wait?
532
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,273
- Get on the sidewalk!
- Oh my God!
533
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,066
- Be careful!
- What the fuck?
534
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,278
I'm just getting that cab over there.
Let go of me. Jesus!
535
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,780
What did you think I was doing?
536
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,782
Can you pop the trunk, please?
537
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,158
You guys, I got one!
538
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,913
-Go ahead, Joey. You can get in.
-What? You're being all nice now?
539
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,589
Luke...
540
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,800
Can you sit in the front?
Because of your leg?
541
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,303
I'm not fucking sitting with Muhammed.
542
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:32,807
That's fucking so racist, for real, Luke.
543
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,602
Fine, we'll just squish.
544
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:45,403
Sir, we're going
to the corner of 8th and Horatio.
545
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:48,990
Shit!
546
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:49,991
We got you, girl!
547
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,826
Be fucking careful!
548
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,042
Hey, I wanna talk to you.
549
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,921
What the fuck is the problem?
550
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:09,052
Switch spots with me
so I can sit closer to Tim.
551
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,637
- OK.
- Fuck no!
552
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,847
- You belong to me.
- George...
553
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,641
You fucker! Stop.
554
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,646
Remind me of your name again?
555
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,522
Leila Zimmer.
556
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,735
- I just really loved your speech...
- Oh.
557
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,362
You're so sweet.
558
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,990
Honey,
you're just having one of those days.
559
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:33,201
It's just, like, stupid boy stuff. And...
560
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,079
...you know Rachel?
561
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:38,831
She's my best friend, and she's, like...
562
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,501
...pissed at me, and I just feel like...
563
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:44,170
Oh, kiddo, I hear you.
564
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:47,006
Is this something
that can be fixed?
565
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:53,721
Well, OK.
566
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,349
Can you think of the steps to fix it?
567
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,606
Good news again!
568
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,067
Mmm.
569
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,486
Leila...
570
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,156
I am happy to know you,
571
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,452
and I'm really glad you're here, OK?
572
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:18,329
OK.
573
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:20,832
You know what I think we should do?
574
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:22,291
Dance.
575
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,169
I got you.
576
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,296
Come on.
577
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,427
Fuck you.
578
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,939
I'm sorry about everything,
579
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,192
but I love you the most,
and Hannah did such a good job tonight.
580
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,586
Whoo!
581
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,713
Whoo!
582
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,302
Hey! Yo, look at you two! Nice!
583
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,762
- Mwah!
- Oh!
584
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,473
Hey, yo, blast your new toy.
585
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,600
Oh, you mean this one?
586
00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:21,768
Yep!
587
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:24,854
Yeah!
588
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,355
All right, yo,
589
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,692
Joey D got a little present
from some Nazi,
590
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:33,404
and now she's gonna torture us with it.
591
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,449
Yo, do it here, but like...
Yo, Joey, be careful!
592
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:37,450
OK.
593
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,162
Ha ha ha! Ohh!
594
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,124
Yo. Yo, I want some.
595
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,627
OK, where you want it?
596
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,257
Anna's already at your place.
She said people are chilling outside.
597
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,010
They're gonna be waiting awhile.
This fucking traffic!
598
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,386
Yo, let's go!
599
00:34:58,012 --> 00:34:58,930
Hey.
600
00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,517
You want me to taser you?
601
00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:05,103
Should I tell her
to tell everyone to peace?
602
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,104
Nah, bro.
603
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:10,691
Oh, so, you're not
talking to me anymore,
604
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,235
Tim?
605
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,778
I'm not not talking to you.
606
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:18,199
But you're not having fun
with me anymore, and...
607
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,119
-this is what I was talking about.
-What? You wanna get on top of me, huh?
608
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,538
You wanna give me a lap dance
or some shit?
609
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,540
You need more fucking attention, Jo?
610
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,667
OK, no problem. Let's go.
611
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,503
Don't fucking talk to me like that!
612
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,338
Fuck!
613
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,965
Hey. Chill!
614
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:44,767
Bro, I promise you she's not gonna be
any more into you
615
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:48,229
if you, like,
start crying like a little homo.
616
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,190
Yo, where'd you cop this shit?
617
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,692
It's getting me fucked up.
618
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:56,612
Yo, DM Punjab for me real quick
and see if he's coming to Luke's.
619
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:59,991
I don't give a fuck if that kid's trying
to have a night with his girl.
620
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,826
I'm gonna get that kid lit!
621
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,452
He earned it.
622
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,628
If I pull this trigger,
will I turn my athlete image to dust,
623
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:15,256
my "one-of-the-guys" status into debris?
624
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:18,843
Yes. I'm a kid of color
with an explosive strapped to me.
625
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:22,513
A truth that could crater
my entire existence
626
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,559
and fling shrapnel into the future
my parents dream for me.
627
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,227
But when that bomb went off,
628
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,605
my clock started ticking.
629
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,565
And I don't seek to hurt or destroy.
630
00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:35,151
Simply trying to figure out,
631
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:36,319
before I combust,
632
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,822
how to live openly and freely as me...
633
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,701
a first-generation Indian-American...
634
00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:47,997
gay son.
635
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,607
- Hey!
- Oi oi!
636
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,240
It's, like, so hypocritical of you.
637
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,534
Like, you're gonna sit there
and judge me?
638
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:51,620
You know how many girls
I've watched you fuck around with, Tim?
639
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:54,248
That girl that we met at Model UN,
remember?
640
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,251
The one who you fingered
in the dirty
641
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,254
- fucking White Castle bathroom?
- Oh!
642
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,840
And I didn't say shit about that, did I?
643
00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:06,469
But you just go fucking right ahead
and judge me, right?
644
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,721
And I'm not even doing that kind of shit!
645
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,557
That's so fucking funny to me.
646
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,434
- I'm not judging you, girl.
- It's so...
647
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,977
-I'm not!
-OK.
648
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:18,189
I don't need any of you guys' attention,
649
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,649
but I get to have fuckin' fun...
650
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:25,863
with you and whoever the fuck I want,
whenever I want to.
651
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,823
- All right!
- Because I...
652
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,408
-What?
-All right. Come on now.
653
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:31,035
Yo, you're being mad loud.
654
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:35,539
-And I'm not sorry about that, OK?
-Fuck yeah!
655
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,750
Cut it out, dude. Stop!
656
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,128
Is that so wrong to you?
657
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:42,963
Why?
658
00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:46,384
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna feel like shit for...
659
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,054
Tim?
660
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:51,806
Tim...
661
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,725
Fuck!
662
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:58,604
No. Fuck!
Stop, I'm fucking pissed!
663
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,650
I'm gonna piss all over you!
664
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:06,570
- We need to tie this animal down!
- OK, wait!
665
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,697
Hold on! Jesus!
666
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,699
Fuck!
667
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,201
I'm saying...
668
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:16,539
I'm saying you guys get to do
what you want...
669
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,417
Well, so can I!
670
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:23,170
Do whatever the fuck, like...
671
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,173
Hoo!
672
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,175
I'm not saying you can't.
673
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,763
But yeah, you are.
674
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,099
I just don't need to fucking watch.
675
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,065
Just scooch over a little.
676
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,525
Thanks so much.
677
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,248
Oh shit!
678
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,125
Holy shit!
679
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,600
See?
680
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,477
I get to do that.
681
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,561
Ha!
682
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,148
I need to be able to do that.
683
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:28,194
And you can't make me feel fucking guilty.
684
00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:29,695
OK?
685
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,533
- So maybe I'm a hypocrite.
- Nah.
686
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,870
I don't think I should feel bad
about their suspension.
687
00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:40,623
-But you do.
-But I do, which...
688
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,875
You think Joey should feel guilty?
689
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:45,878
Yes, actually,
but that's a whole different thing.
690
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:47,505
Word.
691
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,464
I hear that.
692
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:51,008
It bothered me
to see them on their knees today.
693
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,136
I really don't see a problem with it.
694
00:41:57,389 --> 00:42:01,018
Look, just 'cause I said what happened
to Jayson and Owen was fucked,
695
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,561
doesn't mean I think it's on you.
696
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:03,979
No, no. Yeah.
697
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:06,232
And I was filling you in
about Black Student Union plans
698
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:09,985
'cause, you know,
I take this kind of shit mad seriously.
699
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,153
Yeah, me too.
700
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,447
Like school-to-prison pipeline shit.
701
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,992
It's real, you know?
Makes me wanna blow shit up. So...
702
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,248
Yeah, but I also want people to act adult
and be fucking considerate.
703
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,126
Yeah.
704
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,972
All I'm really trying to say is...
705
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,685
I'm having a really good time tonight.
706
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,483
Earlier, before,
when we bumped into each other,
707
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,695
I was trying to thank you
for hooking me up at Target that day.
708
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:54,947
That was...
709
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,575
really embarrassing for me,
710
00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:00,828
honestly, and I really appreciated it.
711
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:01,912
So, thank you.
712
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,581
You for real?
713
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,334
I was happy to do it.
714
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,420
Seriously.
715
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:20,264
You ever envisage yourself
just conquering this city?
716
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:21,265
Fuck yes!
717
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,726
Best city on fucking Earth, right?
718
00:43:23,809 --> 00:43:25,185
And the coldest.
719
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,229
-Right.
-Damn.
720
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:30,482
Maybe we should start,
like, heading somewhere.
721
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:31,567
Let me see.
722
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:33,235
Here.
723
00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:57,217
Ha ha!
724
00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:59,553
Get it! Yeah!
725
00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:03,390
Jo, you are fucking allowed!
726
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,071
Yo, hey, what about me?
727
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,078
Ow, that hurt!
728
00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:25,663
Fuck!
729
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:28,040
Does that tickle?
730
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:30,000
Ow!
731
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,126
You guys...
732
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,878
Wait. Please, just wait.
733
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,338
Just wait.
734
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,222
Please, just wait.
735
00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:46,725
I know what you like.
736
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:47,685
Tim!
737
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,019
Tim...
738
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:53,941
Oh-ho-ho!
739
00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,827
Oh fuck!
740
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,084
You're so wet!
741
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:14,461
Oh fuck!
742
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,056
Your time's up, son.
743
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,853
Yo, over that shit.
744
00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:40,362
Yo!
745
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,879
Hey, is there somebody in there?
746
00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:58,417
Ah...
747
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,964
Jo? It's me. Can I come in?
748
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,952
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
749
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:16,954
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
750
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:19,081
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
751
00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:20,874
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
752
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,001
♪ Touch it, work it, you can date it♪
753
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,212
♪ If you like it, you can name it♪
754
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,214
♪ Touch it, work it, you can date it♪
755
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:29,216
♪ If you like it, you can name it♪
756
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,927
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
757
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,054
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
758
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:36,181
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
759
00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:38,183
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
760
00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:42,229
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
761
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:46,525
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
762
00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:50,737
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
763
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:55,242
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
764
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,244
♪ Play wit' the pussy
Wanna play wit' the pussy♪
765
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,246
♪ Come get a hooky, baby
Come get a hooky♪
766
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,248
♪ I wanna fuck you, baby
I wanna fuck you♪
767
00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:03,834
♪ If we not fuckin', baby
Come get it poppin'♪
768
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,253
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
769
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:08,422
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
770
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,507
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
771
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,300
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
772
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,302
♪ You can play, get it wet all night♪
773
00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:16,596
♪ It's okay, just come inside♪
774
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,932
♪ I'll be there if it's what you like♪
775
00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:20,892
♪ If it's what you like♪
776
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,270
- ♪ Uh♪
- ♪ Don't wanna get it back, back, back♪
777
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,397
- ♪ Uh♪
- ♪ You can keep it if you pet that cat♪
778
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,357
- ♪ Uh♪
- ♪ Don't wanna get it back, back, back♪
779
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:29,693
- ♪ Uh♪
- ♪ You can keep it if you pet that ♪
780
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:33,864
♪ You want me, you want me
You wanna play the pussy♪
781
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:37,993
♪ You want me, you want me
You wanna play the pussy♪
782
00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:40,078
♪ Play wit' the pussy
Wanna play wit' the pussy♪
783
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,247
♪ Come get a hooky, baby
Come get a hooky♪
784
00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:44,249
♪ I wanna fuck you, baby
I wanna fuck you♪
785
00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:46,460
♪ If we not fuckin', baby
Come get it poppin'♪
786
00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:48,795
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
787
00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:51,048
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
788
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,258
♪ Play wit' it, play wit' it♪
789
00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:57,304
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
790
00:50:57,387 --> 00:51:01,308
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
791
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:05,896
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
792
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:09,816
♪ Tomboy, you can have it
But you want it automatic♪
793
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,235
♪ Play wit' the pussy
Wanna play wit' the pussy♪
794
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,404
♪ Come get a hooky, baby
Come get a hooky♪
795
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,531
♪ I wanna fuck you, baby
I wanna fuck you...♪
53086
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