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UP TO HIS EARS
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Sir!
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He must have hurt himself.
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Arthur! I loved him so!
It's dreadful!
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Good job you weren't married.
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Cornelius, you ass!
It means she won't inherit.
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You're obsessed with inheritance.
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He's one of the wealthiest men
in France... My good master!
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What? I'm here!
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Aren't you injured?
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Sir is in a most uncomfortable
position.
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He'll kill himself.
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As long as he keeps
messing it up...
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- It's given me quite a thirst.
- Are you quite mad?
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Just bored... Arthur is bored.
He wants for something.
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Wants for what?
He has everything.
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18 châteaux, 3 mills...
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his youth, his health...
and my daughter's love.
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He wants for the sadness that is
the spice of life.
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I wish for a little darkness
in our host's light.
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Help me, Leon.
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You'll give me a heart attack, sir.
I suggest we return to the ship.
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Leon, what time is it?
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6.30pm, sir. As usual.
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6.30?
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6.30...
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- What time is dinner?
- 7.30pm, as usual.
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Another hour.
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- Is sir hungry?
- No.
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- Arthur should just marry her.
- The boy seems a sensitive type.
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I can't help noticing
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that it's his 9th suicide attempt
in only a week.
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Week or no week,
he'll marry my daughter!
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Before delivering him to
the joys of the bedroom,
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this cruise in the Orient
will broaden his horizons.
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Such colour, such exoticism!
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Ravishing!
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Yes, ravishing!
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Arthur, can we go ashore?
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No...
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It's a non-stop world tour?
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Who's this I see coming our way?
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Mr Biscoton, sir's proxyholder.
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I wanted to join you at Genoa,
I missed you at Beirut.
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I come from Sydney.
Greetings, Mr Lempereur.
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Hello, Mr Biscotin.
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It's Biscoton, as in "cotton".
Anyway, I bring bad news.
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At last!
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Ah, I see... Anyway, I transferred
the Stohfeld stocks
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and unloaded the Lolium shares
after a wave of panic selling.
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Ah.
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Regrettably.
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Good.
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But it's disastrous!
We - you - are bankrupt.
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There's been a crash... a crash.
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What, Arthur is broke?
He won't have my daughter.
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What'll become of us?
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I'll look after your mother, Alice.
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It's dreadful.
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Arthur! Arthur!
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Leave me alone.
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Here we go. You're at it again.
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I want to die.
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You have no right to kill yourself.
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Life is a gift from God.
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Even when I was wealthy
life didn't interest me, so now...
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Within despair lies the germ
of beatitude.
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- I want to die.
- My poor child.
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You'll fail again, as usual.
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- Not this time.
- You don't understand
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that one lives and dies so as
to leave a little joy on the Earth.
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I can't afford it now.
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I'm not talking about money.
Have you no affection?
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Me, your friend,
and Alice, your fiancée...
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Don't we matter?
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I can't help you anymore.
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- Are you sure?
- Certain.
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You wish to die?
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Yes!
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You're sure?
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You want death?
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Then you shall have it.
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But first you must do something.
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Come.
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Strong as an ox,
you'll live till you're 100.
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Hence our company's name:
"Centenarian".
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Life insurance with us
is a badge of longevity.
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You're insuring yourself
for $2 million.
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A considerable sum.
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And the beneficiaries
are Alice Pontchabert...
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My fiancée.
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A lovely thought!
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And Mr... Goh.
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Chinese philosopher.
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My guardian and adviser.
My only friend.
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- Fifty-fifty, I suppose?
- Please.
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So, on your death,
your fiancée and your old friend
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shall each receive
one million dollars.
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Even if I fall down the stairs
on my way out?
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Absolutely.
All risks covered, except suicide.
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Of course. I understand.
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I see the insurance
is for one month.
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A trip, I suppose?
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Along journey, yes.
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One month, 30 days,
taking us through to New Years Day.
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Sign here, please.
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So now I can't commit suicide.
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Don't worry, you'll die,
I'll help you.
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How? By killing me?
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I promise you won't feel a thing.
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But first, you must go out
and have some fun.
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Death will take you completely by
surprise and you won't feel a thing.
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You have one month.
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Thirty days... or a few seconds.
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Mr Goh!
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Arthur, haven't you noticed?
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Eh? What?
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My new hairdo.
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Wonderful.
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Miss Alice, I think the sky
is preparing one hell of a sunset!
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- Beautiful.
- What is?
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- This last sunset.
- Last sunset?
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I heard you snoring, Suzy.
It was charming - like a little bird.
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Desist from wooing me, Cornelius.
I have other things on my mind.
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Arthur, what on earth
is wrong with you?
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- I didn't close my eyes all night.
- Didn't that stop you sleeping?
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- Where's Mr Goh?
- We haven't seen him.
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Sir, look.
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There, sir.
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Come in, sir.
Give me your jacket.
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Leon, you may leave me.
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I understand, sir.
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Mr Goh.
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Mr Goh!
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Looking for me?
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I...no, no... yes.
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Well, no. I was just passing.
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You sound tense. Relax.
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These young ladies are like sails
on the ocean.
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Everything dies out.
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What?
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- I thought you were going to...
- To what?
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Mr Goh, you promised to kill me
but quit play acting.
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Oh, I'm serious.
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I wonder.
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How can I forget what's in it for me?
A million dollars.
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- What are you waiting for?
- The right moment.
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Everything in good time.
Don't perturb my thoughts.
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Enough!
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That's enough!
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Thank you, Leon!
Thanks for your help.
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- I thought sir was joking.
- Well, a very funny joke!
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Now, from the Gay Paris striptease,
Miss Alexandrine Pinardell!
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Oh, Leon, it's you!
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My shoes.
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Pass me my belt.
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Come and button me up.
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Hurry!
How clumsy you are today.
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I'm not used to it, Miss.
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Don't panic! It's taken me 3 months
to pluck up courage to approach you.
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Three months?
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I've only been working here
for a week!
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- They're after me.
- Who do you think you are?
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You too. Sort your business out
somewhere else. I'm fed up of men.
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- No...
- Stop!
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I've had them all:
small, fat, rich...
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An emir offered me gazelles
and a kingdom. I don't care!
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- Now get out.
- Please, give me a moment.
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- Get out!
- You're armed?
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You think a girl can travel the world
without a gun?
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- You're travelling?
- Indeed.
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- Me too.
- Tell me about it. Now clear off!
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I must tell you the truth.
I'm a multimillionaire.
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I have a fiancée, I'm now bankrupt
but I get two million if I die, see?
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Sure!
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- You understood me?
- Out!
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- One last word.
- What?
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You're amazing,
with or without the gun.
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Why?
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No girl ever turned me down.
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- Don't they hate your fringe?
- I'll cut it.
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Well?
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Now you look ridiculous!
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Farewell, Alexandrine Pinardell.
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- They're still there.
- Let's face them.
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Hey, go easy!
Help me out here.
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Carry these.
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And put these hats on.
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Sir isn't returning to the boat?
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Leon, from now on,
let me live my life.
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Now where is she?
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- You understand what he says?
- Very well. Why?
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- What are you writing?
- I'm studying.
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What?
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- Men.
- Men?
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They fascinate me!
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Their gods, their streets,
their games, their food.
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Their faces.
Like yours, for example.
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But what's the point?
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I'm working on a best-seller.
Then I'll buy myself a house.
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I'll have kids,
they'll travel the world too,
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study, teach,
and it'll all start again.
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What about striptease?
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Well, I have to earn a living.
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Isn't it dangerous?
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The danger is here.
Just don't think about it.
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What if a villain grabbed you?
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Let him try!
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- Like me, for example.
- You?
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Have you seen yourself?
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There.
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I'm lucky!
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All is well.
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- Where are we going?
- To sleep.
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Together?
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Hey, did I ask you
to come with me?
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Come on, I'll make you dinner.
Then we say good night.
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Eat, eat!
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Is sir unconcerned for
the health of his stomach?
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Leon, from now on,
I want you to keep your distance.
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Poor Miss Alice!
We'll have to lie to her again.
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You're all the same!
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I'm not used to talking to women.
Usually, I snap my fingers...
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Wait, let me write that down.
I'll fetch my notebook.
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You do what?
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00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:07,608
What is that?
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I've noted 97 ways to woo women.
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But I didn't know that one.
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Is this how it's done in France?
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Yes.
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How strange!
I thought the French were chatty.
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- There they are!
- Who?
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My killers.
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I'll eliminate them.
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Got one!
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Shit, no, he's swimming.
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Stop it!
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Make your mind up.
They want to kill you!
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But it's me they're after.
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It's true. But for $2 million,
I'll kill you right now!
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00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,343
Then you're one of
Mr Goh's envoys too?
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You're shaking!
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00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:21,265
So what's this about wanting to die?
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00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,021
Another complex case.
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It's my own fault
for listening to him.
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So you have doubts too?
Moments of weakness?
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Sometimes.
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- Alexandrine...
- Don't try anything!
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I don't want to die now.
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00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,332
Well...
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let's take advantage.
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Look, stay here, I'll settle things,
then I'll be right back.
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"I’ll be right back."
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You're the 412th man to tell me that.
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And I've never seen
any of them since.
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00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,902
Are you lions hiding?
I make rugs out of gorillas!
259
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,530
Wait till I get my hands on you!
260
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:21,283
Come on, show yourselves.
I'll find you!
261
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,786
Oops, sorry!
262
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:24,994
Look, sir.
263
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,248
It's them. Let's go!
264
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,800
Enough clowning around.
Leon, to Mr Goh's!
265
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,009
Taxi!
266
00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,231
Leon, I've learnt that you win
in life by punching.
267
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,649
And it's beautiful!
268
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,860
Of course, but you can't keep us
269
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,404
by striptease.
- Who knows, Leon?
270
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,200
Mr Goh?
271
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:14,628
- What are you doing here, Biscotin?
- Biscoton, as in "cotton".
272
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,756
I have some amazing news.
273
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,507
Where's Mr Goh?
274
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,050
- He's gone.
- Where to?
275
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,802
- No idea.
- What a drag!
276
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,763
He left this for you.
277
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,268
"Dear Arthur,
Unable to see it through.
278
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:33,439
"I've delegated responsibility
for your death to devoted friends.
279
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,401
"I've gone to meditate far away,
at Shouli, in the Himalayas."
280
00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:40,738
He's off in the Himalayas,
leaving killers after me!
281
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:43,365
Wait till I speak to them!
Don't move.
282
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,618
Biscoton, where's Shouli?
283
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,621
Shouli? Easy.
But I have amazing news...
284
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:52,666
Later! See you back at the boat.
And find out about Shouli!
285
00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:59,006
What about us?
286
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:02,384
First you go bankrupt,
then you stay out all night!
287
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,183
Here, Leon, it's all we've got.
288
00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:12,978
- Am I to pack your white tuxedo?
- I guess so.
289
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,151
What am I, invisible?
290
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,570
I'll be right back.
291
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:24,240
- Where are you going?
- The Himalayas.
292
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:25,698
Himalayas!
293
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,285
- Right, Biscotin...
- It's Biscoton!
294
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:32,414
You take a flight to Delhi,
cross town to another airport,
295
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:34,333
then walk the rest.
296
00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,292
Perfect!
297
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,878
- I have some amazing news.
- Later!
298
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,964
But this is extraordinary!
299
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,940
The flight to the Himalayas.
300
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,776
It's the other airport, across town.
301
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,236
So let's cross!
302
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,865
Leon, deal with this chap.
303
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,910
Could you please take us
to the other airport?
304
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:14,206
The one across town.
We have 20 minutes.
305
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:02,588
Is this where we take off?
Without shoes?
306
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,548
It's India, get used to it!
307
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:09,720
India or not, this looks more
like a mosque than an airport.
308
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,781
What did he say?
309
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,075
That it's an observatory, sir.
310
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,453
By 1750, these gentlemen
had already calculated
311
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:36,580
how far we are from the sun.
312
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,874
Leon, will you tell the man
313
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:42,795
I'm more interested in
how far I am from Mr Goh.
314
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:58,811
What's wrong?
315
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,454
Airport!
316
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,377
But we just came from here.
317
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,129
We were here earlier.
318
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:31,427
This man is as stupid
as he is beautiful.
319
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,681
You missed the flight.
320
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,976
- When is the next one?
- In a month's time.
321
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,477
I'll be dead by then!
322
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,564
What a nuisance!
But it's impossible.
323
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,315
That's not very Hindu!
324
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,111
There are private companies.
Use them at your own risk.
325
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,362
Show us!
326
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:09,882
We're gaining altitude,
you should slip on a pullover.
327
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,010
Leon, what's that leak?
328
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,471
Dash it! I shall ask the staff.
329
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,389
Captain, is it normal
330
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,725
for water to be coming on board?
331
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,729
Is that the automatic plot?
332
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,565
Automatic, yes!
333
00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:31,278
- Petrol!
- It's petrol, sir!
334
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:38,035
When do we arrive, Leon?
335
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,572
The pilot says he hasn't got
enough momentum.
336
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,426
Don't panic, we still have
one wheel left!
337
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,704
- Where are we, Leon?
- The airport, sir.
338
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,842
Where are we, Leon?
339
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,635
I'll inquire, sir.
340
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,567
Could you possibly tell us
341
00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,652
where exactly we are?
342
00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:41,325
Take our noble guests
to Professor Projewaski.
343
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,997
Would this be
the Professor Projewaski
344
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:50,584
who went round the world
in a balloon?
345
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,048
- Professor Projewaski?
- Himself!
346
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,467
Professor Boris Nikolaich
Projewaski.
347
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,928
Arthur Lempereur.
You speak French?
348
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:02,221
Sure. I'm Russian!
349
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:05,182
You know were
the Shouli monastery is?
350
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,018
Not so loud. Follow me.
351
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:14,399
I've already scoured the region.
It's across the Himalayas.
352
00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:16,485
I'll go. Can you take me?
353
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:20,739
Impossible! They burst my balloon
with thousands of darts.
354
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:24,576
It's the Land of the Gods.
Outsiders are not admitted
355
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,413
Those who venture there never return.
356
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:31,041
We'll walk. We need porters.
357
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:34,419
Impossible!
No Sherpa will go up there.
358
00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:38,507
6,000 metres, avalanches,
living goddesses...
359
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,717
yetis!
360
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,970
Yetis! Hear that, sir?
361
00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:47,224
- The slopes are crawling with yetis.
- Look!
362
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:51,770
They're following us.
363
00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:54,982
We need Mr Goh to stop them.
Come on!
364
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:59,027
Sir, I'm with my Sherpa comrades
on this one.
365
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,363
I shan't walk another step.
366
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:15,752
In 3 hours,
the nightmare will be over.
367
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,672
Life begins, one of pain and effort.
368
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,801
Take deep breaths, Leon!
Can you smell that air?
369
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,763
So what do you think of Alexandrine?
370
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,098
I don't know, sir.
371
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,059
Don't you think she's pretty?
372
00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,978
Yes, but personally,
373
00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:37,232
I think that Miss Alice is a delight.
374
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,571
I can go no further.
And now night is falling.
375
00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:51,913
- Hear that?
- An owl.
376
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,916
- No, the abominable snowman.
- A yeti?
377
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:58,253
The yeti is a kind of large ape
that sleeps upright.
378
00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:01,173
Its cry is indeed
like that of an owl.
379
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,301
- How do you know?
- I read it in the Almanacs.
380
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:08,055
- Is it man or ape?
- It swings between the two.
381
00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:29,534
Heavens!
382
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,580
To walk along that...
383
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:37,125
- Go on, Leon.
- Oh, sir, I couldn't possibly.
384
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,006
It's folly to enter
the Land of the Gods.
385
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,050
I shan't go another step!
386
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:51,181
Sir, I wish to inform you
of my one week's notice.
387
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:55,268
According to my calculations,
you owe me...
388
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,771
Leon, this is the time or place?
389
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,608
Oh, I don't like this!
390
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:05,737
Even as a child
I was prone to vertigo.
391
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,530
Vertigo!
392
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,784
Leon... give me your hand!
393
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,287
Leon!
394
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,056
What did you do to my shirts?
395
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,768
For travel purposes,
I always pin them together.
396
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:38,603
I double your salary!
397
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:42,774
Thank you, sir.
I'm sorry, I can no longer hold on...
398
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,533
We're better off here.
399
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:54,369
You think so?
All that linen, ruined!
400
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,455
Come on, let's get moving.
401
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,668
Mr Goh is going to pay for this.
402
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:07,048
My dear Leon, look at these peaks,
the snow, nature!
403
00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:08,967
I never noticed it before.
404
00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:11,803
Take this scarf, sir,
you'll catch cold.
405
00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:15,223
Cold?
But my heart burns with desire!
406
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:20,145
- I've never seen you like this.
- I'm a new man! Oh, Alexandrine!
407
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:23,023
Did you feel the texture of her skin?
408
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,358
I'm dealing with the wardrobe.
409
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:29,946
All you're interested in
is brushes and coat hangars!
410
00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:37,204
- Don't sneeze, sir!
- Why not?
411
00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:40,206
Because of ava... ava... ava...
412
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:43,960
Avalanches.
413
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:49,633
- I'm losing heart, sir!
- Stiffen your buttocks.
414
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,010
Don't see how that might help.
415
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:11,196
We're at the peak, Leon.
Take heart!
416
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:13,114
The heights become you.
417
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,541
I'm slipping!
418
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:26,086
I'm coming, Leon!
419
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,512
What time is it, Leon?
420
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,933
Tea time.
But I've got nothing with me.
421
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,726
I'm not angry with you.
422
00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:46,856
I'm not angry with you either, sir.
I know you meant well.
423
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,836
- Leon, look!
- That's not easy, sir.
424
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,547
- The Shouli monastery.
- Ah, yes.
425
00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:29,691
This is Everest, sir.
We can't go any higher.
426
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:44,122
Mr Goh!
427
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:46,791
Let's not stay here.
428
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,210
I'll wait for Mr Goh!
429
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,975
The living goddess!
430
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:23,424
I don't like the look of this, sir.
431
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,484
Drop the ballast!
432
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:50,952
Drop the ballast! Drop it!
433
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,015
Wait, I'll give you a leg up.
434
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,684
- Push, Leon.
- I am doing.
435
00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:59,312
Harder... And mind your manners!
436
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,564
Given the circumstances...
437
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,301
Drop the ballast!
438
00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,472
Drop more ballast!
439
00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,182
Not much left!
440
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,381
- It's them again!
- Who?
441
00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,800
- Mr Goh's killers!
- We're goners!
442
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:14,887
- Tough luck, we have no choice.
- Hang on!
443
00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:18,516
Hang in there!
One last effort and we're there!
444
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,766
Come on.
445
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,145
- Come on!
- You'll be fine!
446
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,521
Where are they?
447
00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:30,319
Not me, not me!
448
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,909
Mr Lempereur,
we don't want to hurt you!
449
00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:38,745
Then why chase me?
450
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,496
We want to talk to you!
451
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,458
- But you won't listen!
- You keep fighting us!
452
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,293
And running far away!
453
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,170
We're here to protect you!
454
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,380
We work for Centenarian!
455
00:50:49,589 --> 00:50:51,424
Your insurance company!
456
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:54,093
While we're around,
nothing can happen to you!
457
00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:57,221
Pulls us back up!
458
00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:04,228
Let me introduce myself,
Former Adjutant-Major Cornac.
459
00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,606
Sergeant Roquentin.
460
00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:10,109
Veteran of 412 squadron,
one of the Adjutant's men.
461
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,652
We're still together.
462
00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:15,406
Why are you in a country
we had to help you escape from?
463
00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:17,075
Looking for Mr Goh.
464
00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:20,411
- He never left Hong Kong.
- We've got our eye on him.
465
00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:25,666
Is he making fun of me?
He sent me right across the world!
466
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,086
- Strange.
- No, it's simple.
467
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:32,090
Mr Goh stands to inherit a million
when you die.
468
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:35,510
- He sends you to a perilous place...
- And bingo!
469
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,095
He stayed in Hong Kong.
470
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:40,223
Let's get back there
and put a stop to this!
471
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,891
To Hong Kong!
472
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:00,952
To the port!
473
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:04,455
- Give me a hand, Roquentin.
- Right away, sir.
474
00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:15,424
Twelve days Arthur has been gone.
475
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,386
And maybe twelve days
he's been dead.
476
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,721
And maybe poor Alice is rich.
477
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:24,934
A million dollars
should see us through!
478
00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:30,231
Alice can buy this yacht
and we'll sail home via the islands.
479
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,441
Arthur. It's a miracle!
480
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,111
- Have you seen Mr Goh?
- Aren't you dead?
481
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,572
Arthur, darling, you look awful!
482
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,866
Why, you old rascal, you!
483
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:44,495
The boy had us worried sick
and yet you're celebrating!
484
00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:47,665
- Any idea where Goh is?
- You should know.
485
00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:49,709
Unfortunately not.
486
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:52,044
You might at least say hello!
487
00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:54,839
Did you notice how sad he looked?
488
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:56,340
It's awful!
489
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:58,134
As you said, dear. Awful.
490
00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:01,220
It can't be easy,
wanting to die and yet failing.
491
00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,681
Give your fiancé a kiss, dear.
492
00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:10,646
Cornelius... I don't understand
what's taking Mr Goh so long.
493
00:53:11,731 --> 00:53:15,026
The wait is unbearable...
for Arthur, and for us!
494
00:53:22,325 --> 00:53:25,703
Mr Lempereur,
I must give you my news.
495
00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:29,248
It's taking so long,
I've acquired a family!
496
00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:30,708
The news is...
497
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,543
- Later, Biscotin.
- Biscoton!
498
00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:34,837
Mr Goh isn't here... I told you.
499
00:53:35,046 --> 00:53:39,217
Well, if he isn't here...
then he's gone somewhere else.
500
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,677
Let's try the massage parlour.
501
00:53:43,012 --> 00:53:44,597
Be quick, I'll wait here.
502
00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:47,433
- Roquentin!
- Sorry, chief.
503
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:51,729
Sorry, chief.
504
00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:31,477
Act natural.
505
00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:33,187
- We found...
- No one!
506
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:35,481
I did... We're being followed.
507
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:36,774
Where?
508
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:40,861
- Ever been followed from the front?
- Must be behind.
509
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,368
- It's a 1952 Mercedes.
- Six-cylinder.
510
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,576
Let's go!
511
00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:52,665
I need to find Goh, and quick.
512
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,084
You, check the bars,
you, the hotels.
513
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:58,004
See you in an hour
on Buddha of Hollywood St.
514
00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,213
Let's go!
515
00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:03,592
Quit pulling me, quit pulling me!
516
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,470
You clumsy oaf!
517
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,512
Alexandrine Pinardell!
518
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,515
Hello, stranger.
519
00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:54,226
Still being followed?
Still insured?
520
00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:55,561
Unfortunately.
521
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:57,396
No way.
522
00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,732
How can I make you see?
523
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:02,360
Adrian!
524
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,195
- Arthur.
- Oh yes, Arthur.
525
00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:07,239
Take that off,
I like you as you are!
526
00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:08,824
' Really?
' Yes!
527
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:11,827
I'll go, I'm putting you in danger.
528
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:15,414
Still bearing your breasts?
529
00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:17,583
Yes, they feed me!
530
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,835
See you at the ballroom later.
531
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,671
- I'll have everything sorted!
- Sure you will.
532
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:50,991
Ah, Mr Lempereur!
533
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,035
Shh! What?
534
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,204
You were right.
535
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,963
What I like about religion
is the incense.
536
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,799
- This one's particularly scented.
- So?
537
00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:10,553
It helps the embalmed soul
to rise more easily to God.
538
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:13,264
No, tell me about Mr Goh!
539
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,807
- He's croquetting.
- Croquetting?
540
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,144
Playing croquet.
541
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:20,103
At a British club, downtown.
542
00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,356
A British club, downtown...
543
00:57:28,863 --> 00:57:29,863
Mr Goh.
544
00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:34,493
Mr Goh!
545
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,375
Is this your Himalayan retreat?
546
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,588
But Mr Goh, it's me!
547
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,133
Arthur, one should not chat
during a game.
548
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,010
Well, I'm not playing!
549
00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:55,473
You've become very tense.
Is there any explanation for that?
550
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:58,225
Any reason? No more jokes!
551
00:57:58,434 --> 00:58:01,187
I want to live.
I'm cancelling our agreement.
552
00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:03,397
Good, you've finally understood.
553
00:58:03,606 --> 00:58:06,609
Life is delightful
when one almost loses it.
554
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:08,861
Allow me to own up.
555
00:58:09,069 --> 00:58:13,324
All these adventures exist
only here, in your imagination.
556
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:16,368
I've made you see sense
and banished boredom.
557
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,747
You feel afraid, alive.
You're out of danger.
558
00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:26,462
Did you think that I, your friend,
would have you killed?
559
00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:27,796
Life is invaluable!
560
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:31,383
Women, birds, poets, glacé fruit...
561
00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:34,428
Remember what I told you.
562
00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:38,474
You were lacking the thorn
among the roses.
563
00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:42,061
So hanging by your shirt sleeves
over a raging torrent
564
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:46,065
and being chased by yetis
at 6,000 metres is a thorn?
565
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,150
And the gunfire was hilarious!
566
00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:49,902
You were shot at?
By whom?
567
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:58,410
Be done with it.
568
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:02,081
The boy is at his wits' end
and Mr Goh is useless!
569
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:05,292
You can't miss.
Are you a man or not?
570
00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,670
What a question, Suzy!
571
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,089
What I mean is... are you manly?
572
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,507
Well, you tell me!
573
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:16,470
I meant Arthur! A real man should
be able to kill his friend if asked.
574
00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,013
He didn't ask me to.
575
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,683
Arthur wants to die,
Alice will be rich.
576
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,434
I'd do anything for you.
577
00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:25,896
Too late! Come on, hurry.
578
00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:29,233
It's all very well
but someone's firing at me.
579
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:31,819
And I'm fed up of it!
580
00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:35,906
Oh, life is beautiful.
It smells of roses.
581
00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,242
It has beautiful breasts.
582
00:59:38,659 --> 00:59:40,160
Its name is Alexandrine.
583
00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:43,872
If you could see her knees,
her elbows...
584
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:45,916
Taxi!
585
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,887
Taxi! Quick, and step on it!
586
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:02,224
- Chief, I've lost my shoe!
- I don't wish to know!
587
01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:05,561
Chief, I can't tail someone
without a shoe...
588
01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,902
- Stay calm.
- I am very calm.
589
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,905
Doesn't sound like it.
Driver, faster!
590
01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:21,535
You know what to do, OK?
We overtake... and you fire!
591
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:28,584
Driver, get closer!
592
01:00:29,752 --> 01:00:31,962
Now, now... now!
593
01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:36,925
- Fire!
- No, I can't.
594
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,677
Then I will.
595
01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,930
Poor child. I've got him!
596
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,248
Anyone hurt?
597
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,168
How about you? I'm used to it!
598
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,562
It was them firing at me!
Taxi!
599
01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:33,148
- They looked familiar.
- Two Chinese!
600
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,151
The behatted Mandarin
and moustachioed Chinese.
601
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,695
Step on it!
602
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:59,383
- Recognise them now?
- Sure.
603
01:01:59,591 --> 01:02:00,884
The two Chinese!
604
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:03,554
Fire!
605
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:08,183
My hat! Stop!
606
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:09,768
I lost my hat!
607
01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,688
I'm beset by idiots!
608
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:21,488
I'm nothing without my hat.
609
01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:25,325
Catch them or I'll give you what for!
Now fire!
610
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:26,952
I found my shoe.
611
01:02:27,161 --> 01:02:29,663
My gun, I lost my gun!
612
01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:47,931
You really are totally useless.
Worse, you're an amateur!
613
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,350
Sure, I'm no professional killer.
614
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:52,102
Then I'll find one!
615
01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:53,437
What? Where?
616
01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:56,523
Sey Chang, home of
the King of the Underworld!
617
01:02:56,732 --> 01:02:58,692
- Who?
- Charlie Fallinster.
618
01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:00,778
Charlie Fallinster!
619
01:03:01,195 --> 01:03:02,446
Indeed!
620
01:03:20,756 --> 01:03:21,965
There he is!
621
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:25,886
Yes, there!
622
01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,473
Follow that sampan!
623
01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:32,642
Sorry.
624
01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,693
Wait for us!
625
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:45,614
- The sea's risen.
- Or the ladder's dropped.
626
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:49,535
And who among us can tell
627
01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:52,746
When I will see him again...
628
01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:56,500
Fancy knitting with us?
629
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,710
- What's all this?
- I'm knitting.
630
01:03:58,919 --> 01:04:02,464
- A thug came aboard!
- Me? I was watching the pier.
631
01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,883
- Why?
- To see who was following me.
632
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:08,595
- So you left the boat?
- No! I just went ashore...
633
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:11,098
- You're a lousy liar!
- No!
634
01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,474
Admit it!
635
01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:19,481
I'm a criminal. Suzy wanted
to do you a favour but I couldn't.
636
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:20,732
What, kill me?
637
01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:23,443
It's all arranged,
she's found someone.
638
01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:25,946
- Where is she?
- Charlie Fallinster's.
639
01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:29,783
Quick, we must catch her
before it's too late!
640
01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,247
- Where are you going?
- Charlie Fallinster's.
641
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:39,209
Charlie Fallinster?
The Al Capone of the southern seas?
642
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,627
Gentlemen.
643
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,074
Well, lil' ma'am?
644
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:14,828
It's about my son-in-law-to-be.
645
01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:17,497
Or not to-be,
since you're going to...
646
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:23,503
Arthur Lempereur is worth $2 million.
647
01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:27,424
Fifty-fifty... ma'am.
648
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,300
What!
649
01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:32,804
- An equal share?
- I said fifty-fifty.
650
01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:35,724
An equal share for a simple job?
651
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,143
Sign here, ma'am.
652
01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,562
Sign, I said!
653
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,066
Lil' ma'am.
654
01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:50,948
When will this be done?
We have only 3 days.
655
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:53,659
On January 1st, the policy...
656
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,417
A walking corpse!
657
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:22,854
Who's this?
658
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:27,943
Noidea.
659
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,778
We'll ask around.
660
01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:31,363
The natives.
661
01:06:32,239 --> 01:06:33,323
Sir!
662
01:06:33,949 --> 01:06:35,575
Excuse me, sir.
663
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,205
Could you tell me...?
664
01:06:52,426 --> 01:06:54,136
Alright, cut it out.
665
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:04,146
What are we moaning about?
Everything's fine.
666
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:08,483
The weather's great
and the Orient has its charms.
667
01:07:09,026 --> 01:07:11,278
Have you noticed the slanting eyes?
668
01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,491
Don't worry, it's just an ad.
This man is overworked.
669
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:19,369
He needs to take
Charlie Fallinster pills.
670
01:07:19,578 --> 01:07:22,581
It's weird though,
whoever posed for the ad...
671
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:23,957
...looks like you.
672
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:26,668
I think sir needs
a change of appearance.
673
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:32,382
Moustache.
674
01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:45,187
Let's board, gentlemen.
675
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:47,981
- Who's the moustachioed guy?
- Me.
676
01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:49,566
Where's Mr Lempereur?
677
01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:54,988
Idiots! You just need to hide out
three more days till January 1st.
678
01:07:55,197 --> 01:07:56,239
Three days?
679
01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:58,283
I'm on the lookout.
680
01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,077
No one will get near you!
681
01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:02,412
- With us around...
- You'll be fine.
682
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:08,877
We'll protect you, Arthur!
683
01:08:22,099 --> 01:08:26,603
My father was from the coast,
so I've always been a good sailor...
684
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,951
Excuse me ladies, duty calls.
685
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:23,410
Sir? Sir!
686
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:24,911
Leon.
687
01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,710
Le-on!
688
01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:44,890
The contraption is ours, sir.
689
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,954
Where would sir like to go?
690
01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:10,081
It has to be the Ballroom.
691
01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:14,502
Ah, Miss Alexandrine Pinardell.
692
01:10:15,337 --> 01:10:17,839
I'm given to thinking about her too.
693
01:10:18,048 --> 01:10:19,341
A decent girl.
694
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:22,093
Anyway, Leon, are we far away?
695
01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:26,181
One is always far from
those one loves, sir.
696
01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:31,103
I remember serving
under Admiral Pierette.
697
01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:35,065
I was in love
with a lady of colour and...
698
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:39,778
We're here, sir.
I'll tell you the rest later.
699
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,780
It's rather witty!
700
01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:44,115
- Can I come out?
- One moment, sir.
701
01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:46,743
- Quit yelling!
- Am I being tactless?
702
01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:50,413
- So, is there anyone around?
- No, I'll let you out.
703
01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,482
Arthur! It's been a while.
704
01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:19,901
Quick, hide me!
705
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,654
- Still being chased?
- Behind the door.
706
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,447
Yeah, whatever.
707
01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:27,534
Don't you believe me?
708
01:11:27,993 --> 01:11:30,745
I've understood that you're very shy.
709
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,831
But don't make such a fuss.
710
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:36,626
If you love me, say so,
and I'll think about it.
711
01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:40,422
I need to escape.
They're breaking down the door!
712
01:11:44,009 --> 01:11:45,427
Too high!
713
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,528
Brutes! Savages! Pigs!
714
01:12:03,737 --> 01:12:06,865
Attack a well brought-up girl,
would you?
715
01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:09,492
You beasts! Bastards!
716
01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,037
No!
717
01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:27,761
- Music! You're on Alexandrine!
- Yes, sir.
718
01:12:34,768 --> 01:12:37,854
And now, Alexandrine Pinardell,
719
01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:40,398
from the Gay Paris striptease!
720
01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:02,980
Arthur!
721
01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,054
Arthur!
722
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,503
Sir! Miss!
723
01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:56,547
Come on!
724
01:18:01,052 --> 01:18:04,514
What the...? Leon!
725
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,752
We didn't mean to steal anything!
726
01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:39,966
- But we're safe here.
- In jail? I have my dignity.
727
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,927
Yes, Commissioner!
The theft was my idea.
728
01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:46,305
And I'd do it again if I had to!
729
01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:48,516
Down with foreigners!
730
01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:54,897
- Sony
- Hey, you, cut that out!
731
01:19:08,161 --> 01:19:11,247
Alexandrine, relax,
in three days, it'll all be over.
732
01:19:11,456 --> 01:19:14,041
Should I tuck your sheets in, sir?
733
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:18,671
Be a good boy, Leon,
slip into the bed and disappear.
734
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:21,549
- I understand, sir.
- Sure you do.
735
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:24,552
Walk up and down. Get angry.
736
01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:28,598
You're beautiful.
I couldn't be happier.
737
01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:31,267
- You're not sorry?
- About what?
738
01:19:31,476 --> 01:19:35,938
You're not ashamed to throw a girl
in prison to tell her you love her?
739
01:19:36,147 --> 01:19:40,026
Me, in jail!
And I was raised by nuns.
740
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,612
I always dreamed
of a night in prison.
741
01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:44,363
Can you smell
742
01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:46,115
the hint of mildew?
743
01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:49,410
The odour of fungus and saltpeter?
744
01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:52,538
To think I've lived amid mahogany...
745
01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:55,625
If these bars weren't here...
746
01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:59,462
I'd give your rear end
a good kicking!
747
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,005
Your legs are gorgeous.
748
01:20:01,214 --> 01:20:03,341
Never mind my legs.
749
01:20:03,591 --> 01:20:05,551
I know you have
other qualities.
750
01:20:06,511 --> 01:20:11,641
Drunk! Hangs around nightclubs
and treats girls like floozies!
751
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,060
Now listen, Alexandrine Pinardell.
752
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:18,564
I've never been happier than tonight.
For yesterday, tonight and tomorrow,
753
01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:20,066
I thank you.
754
01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:23,319
Thank me for what?
755
01:20:23,528 --> 01:20:24,987
For existing.
756
01:20:33,204 --> 01:20:36,499
I bid you good night, sir.
757
01:20:41,254 --> 01:20:44,966
Centenarian is happy to stand bail
to have Mr Lempereur's released.
758
01:20:53,224 --> 01:20:54,517
Mr Lempereur!
759
01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:57,103
- You're free!
- We've put up bail.
760
01:20:57,311 --> 01:21:01,315
- It's the least we could do.
- But I don't want to be released!
761
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:18,791
Fools, now my life's in danger again!
Run, I'll go back to jail.
762
01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:24,088
Doe me a favour, let me back in.
763
01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,007
You idiot! Yes!
764
01:21:59,165 --> 01:22:01,792
If sir would be so kind...
765
01:22:19,185 --> 01:22:21,521
- We lost the Sidecar!
- Stop!
766
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,731
Another design defect.
767
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:26,692
- Stop, you blighter!
- Yes, quick, quick!
768
01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:28,653
Cover the rear.
769
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:33,783
All repaired, let's go!
770
01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:52,635
- Now I can breathe.
- Good times!
771
01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,512
Roquentin, follow me.
772
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:55,972
Coming, chief!
773
01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:57,765
Cover the right.
774
01:22:58,933 --> 01:23:01,936
- All done, chief.
- Ready, on my order... fire!
775
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:09,694
- Do they want to hurt you?
- Looks like it.
776
01:23:17,785 --> 01:23:19,578
Sir, I have an idea.
777
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:42,184
A pillbox!
778
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,854
- Push me, Leon.
- OK, miss!
779
01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,814
- No, don't touch me!
- OK, miss!
780
01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:59,243
I swallowed the pin!
781
01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:02,747
He swallowed it.
782
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,833
Mr Lempereur, he swallowed the pin!
783
01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:14,300
A gun. Get in position!
784
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,469
Backsight: 150
785
01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:19,555
Load!
786
01:24:19,764 --> 01:24:20,848
Ready?
787
01:24:21,348 --> 01:24:22,348
Fire!
788
01:24:31,484 --> 01:24:34,028
No, I said 150 for the backsight.
789
01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,863
- Well, sorry...
- Load!
790
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:42,411
Ready? Fire!
791
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,586
Colonial era.
Past its use-by date.
792
01:25:18,072 --> 01:25:20,533
- What are they saying?
- "Surrender".
793
01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:22,368
We shall never surrender!
794
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,791
Hey, an underground passage.
795
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:30,876
What a godsend.
796
01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:33,379
- Strategic withdrawal.
- Elastic defence.
797
01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:34,587
Run!
798
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,809
- Who touched my behind?
- Not me, I'm ahead of you.
799
01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,519
I'm ahead of sir.
800
01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:50,896
Not us!
801
01:25:51,105 --> 01:25:53,691
Watch it, Centenarians,
you're not my type.
802
01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:58,154
- That was you, right, chief?
- No, I never touched her!
803
01:25:58,863 --> 01:26:01,115
- I know you!
- Well, I know you too.
804
01:26:23,137 --> 01:26:26,390
I won't stay here another minute.
We need to get out.
805
01:26:26,599 --> 01:26:28,475
Leave it to me. I know the way.
806
01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:40,696
A junk is prepared to take us.
Come on!
807
01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:13,520
Sir, I haven't slept a wink
and I've noticed things.
808
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:14,729
What?
809
01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:17,441
Come with me. And act casual.
810
01:27:27,952 --> 01:27:30,412
There, in the owner's cabin.
811
01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:39,338
Ironically, this boat belongs to
Fallinster, the man we're fleeing.
812
01:27:39,546 --> 01:27:41,715
And that's not all. Come...
813
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:01,652
Look.
814
01:28:05,656 --> 01:28:07,866
See?
How many of us are there?
815
01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:10,703
- Five.
- And how many coffins are there?
816
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:12,204
One each.
817
01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,373
And there's more.
818
01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:26,969
Sniff.
819
01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:32,016
Opium!
820
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:40,941
So we're in the hands of pirates.
821
01:28:41,150 --> 01:28:46,488
I picked this boat because Fallinster
will never look for you here.
822
01:28:46,697 --> 01:28:48,782
Alexandrine, you're amazing.
823
01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:50,159
I always knew it.
824
01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:05,382
Tear this shirt into strips.
825
01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:07,593
Roquentin, make a hole there.
826
01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:11,180
Cornac... here.
Leon, get this scuttle open.
827
01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:12,556
Of course, sir.
828
01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,977
Cornac, fetch that barrel.
829
01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:19,646
We've sprung a leak!
830
01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,691
The imbecile! Help him.
831
01:29:23,776 --> 01:29:27,529
He's made a hole below the waterline
but I know what to do.
832
01:29:32,451 --> 01:29:35,079
There. Now we just turn the tap off.
833
01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:39,792
- Make a hole in the ceiling.
- OK...
834
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,378
- Not the beam, the ceiling!
- The ceiling.
835
01:29:42,586 --> 01:29:45,255
- Use the drill bit!
- Here it is.
836
01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:47,383
In the ceiling.
837
01:29:49,343 --> 01:29:52,679
- You're turning the wrong way!
- Sony
838
01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:55,724
- Take it easy.
- I'm through!
839
01:29:58,227 --> 01:30:00,187
Cornac, light a fire.
840
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,482
Do this...
cover your nose and mouth.
841
01:30:12,408 --> 01:30:13,492
Ready?
842
01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:16,787
Right, I'm burning the opium.
843
01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:42,938
- Oh, this is a dream trip!
- Don't breathe!
844
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:03,584
Quick, I'm becoming dopey.
845
01:31:23,854 --> 01:31:26,690
What was that noise?
Alexandrine, you're here.
846
01:31:26,899 --> 01:31:27,941
Leon!
847
01:31:28,275 --> 01:31:30,068
Yes, Alice, my dear.
848
01:31:30,277 --> 01:31:33,280
- Why are you calling me Alice?
- Did I say something?
849
01:31:33,489 --> 01:31:34,781
Cornac! Roquentin!
850
01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:37,951
The military is underpinned
by discipline.
851
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:41,330
Soldiers must live at the expense
of he who listens.
852
01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,802
- Where am I?
- In my arms, fear not!
853
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:59,515
- Everything's against us.
- We're done for!
854
01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:18,909
Arthur... Arthur?
855
01:32:33,924 --> 01:32:35,592
Arthur, you're not dead...
856
01:32:36,176 --> 01:32:37,678
What's wrong with him?
857
01:32:39,555 --> 01:32:41,139
I'll try mouth-to-mouth.
858
01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,776
Again!
859
01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:55,237
Are you done purring?
860
01:32:57,573 --> 01:32:58,782
Alexandrine!
861
01:32:58,991 --> 01:33:01,326
You scared me,
I thought you'd drowned.
862
01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:03,370
I'm as good as.
863
01:33:03,579 --> 01:33:06,039
You tricked me and stole a kiss!
864
01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:11,503
It's true... I did steal a kiss.
865
01:33:11,712 --> 01:33:13,505
Don't steal, ask!
866
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:19,094
I'd have given you a thousand
if you'd asked honestly.
867
01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,274
Come and get it!
868
01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:54,212
- I love you, Alexandrine.
- Drink.
869
01:33:55,339 --> 01:33:56,381
That tickles!
870
01:34:40,384 --> 01:34:41,635
Sea...
871
01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:44,137
Sun...
872
01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:46,390
A tree...
873
01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,397
A boat on the horizon!
874
01:34:54,064 --> 01:34:56,400
It was so nice alone.
Who is it?
875
01:34:57,526 --> 01:34:59,986
Cornac and Roquentin.
Let's get away!
876
01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:05,158
Race you to the end of the beach!
877
01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:10,580
I win!
878
01:35:13,125 --> 01:35:14,125
Cheat!
879
01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:41,528
- Think he saw us?
- I hope so.
880
01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:46,199
- Mr Lempereur, we're saved.
- Look!
881
01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:49,661
- I bet you've been spotted!
- We didn't want to miss it.
882
01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:15,896
- Run and hide.
- But they're rescuing us!
883
01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:19,524
- A whole squadron for four of us?
- Very dodgy.
884
01:36:19,733 --> 01:36:22,736
- It's Fallinster!
- Let's warn Mr Lempereur...
885
01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:47,594
- Wait for us!
- It's Fallinster!
886
01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:08,114
Run, Arthur, they won't harm me.
887
01:37:32,639 --> 01:37:34,808
- You can rest.
- No, go further.
888
01:37:35,016 --> 01:37:37,936
We've lost them.
Someone here will to take us in.
889
01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:39,688
Requisition a house!
890
01:37:39,896 --> 01:37:42,691
Civilians, out! You rogues!
891
01:37:42,899 --> 01:37:43,942
Out with you!
892
01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:45,694
Hands up!
893
01:37:45,902 --> 01:37:47,696
Where do they think they are?
894
01:37:48,947 --> 01:37:50,156
Excuse them.
895
01:37:51,783 --> 01:37:53,660
Girl... broken foot... sleep...
896
01:37:53,869 --> 01:37:54,911
eat...
897
01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:15,974
It'll all be over soon, Alexandrine,
and we'll be happy.
898
01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:18,643
We'll forget about
this stupid contract.
899
01:39:00,018 --> 01:39:03,813
Wake up, we're surrounded!
Take care of Alexandrine.
900
01:39:04,022 --> 01:39:05,649
- What time is it?
- Midnight.
901
01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:08,234
Happy New Year, Mr Lempereur!
902
01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:10,111
- Later!
- It's January 1st.
903
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:11,112
So?
904
01:39:11,321 --> 01:39:13,490
Centenary is no longer responsible.
905
01:39:13,698 --> 01:39:16,451
- Our contract has expired.
- Good luck!
906
01:39:16,660 --> 01:39:19,204
- See you around!
- My regards, Miss Pinardell.
907
01:39:19,913 --> 01:39:21,498
The contract has ended!
908
01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:23,333
The contract is over!
909
01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:28,797
But Mr Lempereur
is worthless to you now!
910
01:39:29,005 --> 01:39:31,049
It's January 1st!
911
01:39:32,175 --> 01:39:34,302
Unbelievable! Show the white flag.
912
01:39:35,220 --> 01:39:36,304
Come on.
913
01:39:38,139 --> 01:39:40,141
Contract finished!
914
01:40:09,004 --> 01:40:11,631
- Is your foot OK?
- Fine.
915
01:40:13,008 --> 01:40:14,175
Then follow me.
916
01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:57,774
We're out of gas!
917
01:44:10,119 --> 01:44:11,119
Look!
918
01:44:13,957 --> 01:44:17,752
We've had it this time, Alexandrine.
We can't land.
919
01:44:17,961 --> 01:44:20,046
Yoo-hoo, Mr Arthur!
920
01:44:20,296 --> 01:44:21,339
Leon!
921
01:44:23,549 --> 01:44:24,759
And how are you?
922
01:44:24,968 --> 01:44:27,887
- Sorry?
- I asked how you were!
923
01:44:28,096 --> 01:44:30,014
Bad, we're out of gas!
924
01:44:30,223 --> 01:44:32,392
Then land!
925
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,393
We can't!
926
01:44:33,601 --> 01:44:36,187
Don't worry, we'll come for you!
927
01:44:43,695 --> 01:44:46,364
You go first,
I'll hold the plane steady.
928
01:44:59,294 --> 01:45:00,378
Closer!
929
01:45:15,727 --> 01:45:16,727
Lower!
930
01:45:19,689 --> 01:45:20,898
You're there!
931
01:45:28,865 --> 01:45:31,409
Forgive me, Miss Pinardell!
932
01:45:34,579 --> 01:45:35,788
Your turn, sir!
933
01:46:31,677 --> 01:46:34,847
Cornelius, you saved my life.
Thank you!
934
01:46:35,056 --> 01:46:39,310
- Leon, your wish is my command.
- I'd like your fiancée's hand, sir!
935
01:46:39,519 --> 01:46:40,895
Are you crazy?
936
01:46:41,104 --> 01:46:45,024
No, I didn't mean Miss Pinardell!
937
01:46:45,441 --> 01:46:46,734
I meant Alice.
938
01:46:46,943 --> 01:46:50,446
Oh, you can have Alice.
She's all yours!
939
01:46:50,947 --> 01:46:52,782
Put it there, son-in-law!
940
01:46:52,990 --> 01:46:54,617
Have you persuaded Suzy?
941
01:46:54,826 --> 01:46:56,702
No, but I will.
942
01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:11,968
Leon and my daughter?
Never!
943
01:47:12,176 --> 01:47:16,055
Suzy, shut up.
From now on, you do as I tell you.
944
01:47:16,639 --> 01:47:20,726
Cornelius, why have you never
spoken to me like that before?
945
01:47:21,811 --> 01:47:24,272
Ready, everyone... don't move...
946
01:47:27,692 --> 01:47:28,692
Thank you.
947
01:47:29,694 --> 01:47:32,947
- It's easy to be happy. We'll work!
- No, not work!
948
01:47:33,156 --> 01:47:35,241
Out of the question!
949
01:47:35,450 --> 01:47:36,617
Why?
950
01:47:36,826 --> 01:47:40,121
This time,
I'm going to give you the news.
951
01:47:40,329 --> 01:47:43,499
I can't stay here,
with all these mouths to feed...
952
01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:45,918
Oh, lay off, Biscoton!
953
01:47:46,127 --> 01:47:48,588
It's "coton" as in...
No, you're right.
954
01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:53,759
The news is, I was misinformed.
You're not broke, you're rich!
955
01:47:54,260 --> 01:47:58,347
Richer than you've ever been.
Fabulously wealthy!
956
01:48:02,226 --> 01:48:05,897
Poor Arthur, look at your face!
957
01:48:06,105 --> 01:48:07,773
What's wrong?
958
01:48:08,024 --> 01:48:09,024
Nothing.
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