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[ "Sweet Home Alabama" playing ]
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Blake: Turn it up.
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♪ Big wheels keep on turnin'
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♪ Carry me home to see my kin
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♪ Singin' songs
about the south-land ♪
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♪ I miss Alabamy once again
and I think it's a sin ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Sweet home Alabama
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♪ Where the skies are so blue
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That's right.
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♪ Sweet home Alabama
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♪ Lord, I'm comin' home to you
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
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the only reason
you're watching this show,
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Nikki Bella, everybody.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Alright, let's give it up
for Blake Shelton and his band.
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Welcome to "Barmageddon."
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And everyone say hi
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to the amazing Carson Daly
behind the bar.
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Oh.
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Hello, Nashville.
Hello, Nashville.
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We are here
at Blake Shelton's bar,
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Ole Red, in Music City, USA,
Nashville, Tennessee.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I am ready to bring out
tonight's players.
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He is a Country Music legend
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and one of Blake's
favorite tourmates.
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Let's hear it for Trace Adkins!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Alright.
Now let's meet his opponent.
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He's a former NFL player
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and the coach
of the Tennessee Titans.
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That's right.
Hometown hero.
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Make it loud for Mike Vrabel!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Mike: Okay, big fella.What's up, Coach?
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Trace and Mike,
you both are here to compete
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against each other
in five over-the-top bar games.
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And on "Barmageddon,"
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our contestants play
for two other people.
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Because they have embarrassed
themselves on the Internet,
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and we thought
we'd bring them here,
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so they could become more famous
for something else.
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So, Trace, you're gonna be
playing for Seth, and...
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You haven't seen it yet?
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You know what?
Let's just take a look. Yeah.
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He doesn't have
the Internet.
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Oh, ice fishing.
I love ice fishing.
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Ice fishing's great.
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[ Engine revving]
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He alright?!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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That's your partner, Trace.
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I don't know if I'd be
more pissed that the guy
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was leaving you out there
to begin with,
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or the fact that he forgot
to unhook his trailer
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to leave you out there
to begin with.
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Shit happens on the ice.Yeah, I know.
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And, Mike, so you
are playing for Wyatt.
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And, Wyatt, should we
just jump right into it?
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Do it up.
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-Whoo!
-Oh!
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Man: Oh! Oh!
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-Ouch!
-Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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He's still alive, like...The hair got stuck.
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[ Laughter ]
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He's still alive!Carson: How are you
still alive?
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You're alive! How?
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I was getting choked out
down there, but eventually,
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after my friends stopped
laughing, they pulled me out.
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Okay. Alright.
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So, the night's winner
will be gifting their viral VIP
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with a very special prize,
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and perhaps even taking
something home for themselves.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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So, guys, I've got to ask,
Trace and Mike, are you excited?
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Yeah.
Yeah?
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[ Laughter ]
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That's Trace actually
being excited.
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That is
his genuine excitement.
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That's the most excited
I've ever heard him, actually.
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That's good. Yay.
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That's "Christmas morning
level" Trace.
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Alright. Let's move
to the Barmageddon lanes
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for the first game of the night.
What do y'all say?
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Come on! Let's go!Let's go!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Here we go.
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Okay. So welcome
to the Barmageddon lanes,
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the world's first and only
giant bowling alley
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set in Blake's bar.
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There is a small
viral-VIP-shaped hole in this,
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and you know what?
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Good thing we have two of them
right here tonight,
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because, boys, you're gonna
be going into this ball.
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Now, if everyone's ready,
I say, let's play Split Happens!
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Let's do this!
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Alright, everyone,
to kick off game one,
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we are gonna be flipping a coin
to determine who goes first.
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And, of course,
we've got our beautiful
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Blake mullet coin here.
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Yes.
Collector's edition.
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Business in the front
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and with good ol' party
in the back...
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Yes....which is our tails.
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And since we're only a mile away
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from stadium home
of the Tennessee Titans --
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-Yeah!
-Go, Titans!
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Go, Titans!I've heard of them.
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...Mike, we're gonna let you
call it.
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Heads or tails?I got a hunch here.
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We are going with party
in the back.
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Ooh, party in the back.
Let's see.
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Good toss, Nikki.Thank you.
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We've got ourselves a party
in the back!
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So, first or second,
Team Mike?
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Defer.
We will go second.
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Alright, boys.
Team Trace, you guys are up.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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There ya go.Carson: Hey,
someone came to play.
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Mike: We got --
we've got to watch this.
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We have no strategy, Wyatt.
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Oh, come on,
you're the coach, man.
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You've got
to make it happen.
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Steady yourself in there,
so you don't just flop around.
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We'll just see what happens.
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Because if you flop around,
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you're just gonna
make it go crooked.
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You've seen my video, I --
I can bounce around pretty good.
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Nikki: You guys ready?
Alright.
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Ready, set, go.
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Carson: Come on. Here we go!
Here we go!
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Hey, not bad.
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Actually, that was a good roll!
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-Yeah!
-There you go.
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We got this
in the bag.
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Nikki: Alright.
So, we've got four down.
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Trace: Nice work, buddy.
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You've got to post up
this time, man.
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Alright. You ready, Trace?
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-Yeah.
-Throw him on down.
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Carson: Come on, Seth.
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-Come on.
-Okay. Okay. Oh, God.
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Nikki: Alright. Oh --Alright!
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He got five pins.Mike: That's not bad.
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-A little bit of torque.
-Alright.
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Blake: Are you happy with it
or disappointed?
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Ah, I should have
got a strike.
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Do you blame Seth?
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Yeah. Of course.
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-Ready?
-Come on, Wyatt.
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-Let's go, Wyatt.
-Come on, buddy, you got this.
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We got this.Let's see what's
going on here.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Whoa!
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Come on, Mike. Don't --
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Don't hurt him;
but see if you can.
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I won't hurt him.
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Okay, buddy.
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Let's work this thing
down to the right side.
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-Oh, he's going.
-Oh, God.
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-Whoa!
-Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Carson: Is he okay?
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-Okay.
-He got three down.
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Mike: Okay, Wyatt.
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We're going for a tie;
a miracle to win.
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Make him scream, Mike.
Make him scream!
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Wyatt, we're gonna have
to bang a right
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and then a hard left.
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Make it count, Wyatt.
Here we go, Wyatt.
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Let's go! Come on!
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Wyatt did it.
Yay!
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Nikki: You got a spare.
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They got a spare.
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Wyatt for the win, buddy.
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Yes.
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[ Man chanting "Wyatt" ]
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Carson:
Nice work, brother.
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Dude, the next time
we'll get a --
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You do that,
we'll get a strike.
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Whoo!
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And he's learned
how to do it, too.
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Round 1, Team Mike is
in the lead with 6 points.
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It's early.And Team Trace has 5.
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Alright. Let's get
our split together in Round 2.
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Blake: Come on,
get your split together.
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Let's go.
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Trace, Mike is actually
coaching his guy. Like, he's --
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I've been
coaching mine, too.
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All you're doing is yelling
at the poor kid.
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Dude, did you see
his video?
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You're just treating him
like shit in there.
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Mike's actually encouraging him;
getting a plan together.
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You're just being grumpy.
Encourage him.
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Be inspiring!
Do something. Shit!
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You're losing.
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Just watch him this time.
Are we ready?
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Seth: Ready.Okay. Here we go.
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Come on, let's go!
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[ All talking at once ]
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-Oh, the dreaded split.
-Ohh!
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Carson: 7-10 split.
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Nikki: I thought it was
gonna be a split.
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-That was good.
-Awesome, 7-10.
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Alright, so you guys
are basically [bleep]
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Yeah.
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Shut up!
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Oh, sorry.What he said.
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I'm trying to concentrate
over here.
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That's right.Alright. Are y'all ready?
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Carson: Oh!
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♪♪
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Ohh!
That was a good try.
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Mike: You don't get
the second one.
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Okay, Team Mike,
you're up with 6 points.
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Okay.And Team Trace has 10.
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Come on.
Okay, Wyatt.
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You need 4 to tie
or 5 to win.
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Carson:
You've got this, buddy.
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-Let's go.
-Look at his running step.
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We need some strategy, Wyatt.Alright. Here we go.
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Nikki: Last play of the game.
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Yep.
Let's concentrate here.
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Which one do you
want to go to first?
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Wyatt: I don't know;
I kind of like left.
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Then we're gonna go down;
we're gonna go to the left.
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Carson: Come on,
let's go, Wyatt!
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Whoa!
You alright, Wyatt?
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Yeah!
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-Them pins going down.
-Let's hear it for them, guys.
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Come on.
They could win this.
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You've just got to make sure
to go down there
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and veer to the left.
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Alright, let's hear it
for them, guys, come on.
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Carson:
Come on, let's go!
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-Here we go.
-Come on, Wyatt.
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Oh, God.
Oh, no. Not good.
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-Oh!
-They won!
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Pain is temporary.
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Alright. After two rounds,
Team Trace has 10 points.
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Blake: That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
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And Team Mike has 11.
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Oh, but it's not
as good as that.
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Alright, Team Mike wins!
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Team Trace, you lost.
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But you can take
on the Wheel of Redemption.
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♪♪
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If you complete one of them
after losing,
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you'll earn a point and even
the score with your opponent.
254
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So, what will it be?
255
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Yeah, I'll do the Wheel.
256
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[ Carson chanting "Wheel" ]
257
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That is a yes to the Wheel.
258
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,846
Alright, we've got
deep fried butter.
259
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,848
We've got cow tongue.
260
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,676
Trace: Oh.We've got the cold sore.
261
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,286
And we have a small sliver
of hope.
262
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If you land here, Trace, you
don't have to do anything,
263
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but you still get
the point for that game.
264
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,641
Alright.
Let's go, everybody, come on!
265
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Go ahead and give it a rip.
266
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♪♪
267
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Oh, for God's sake.
268
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,654
Oh, yeah.
269
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Blake: That's not a --
that's a -- that's a penis.
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Carson: That's a tongue.
It's teriyaki.
271
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That cow's name
was Gene Simmons.
272
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Wow, he didn't
even cook that.
273
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Medium rare.
274
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,405
Seth: That one's first.
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Dude.
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Well, you're a big guy.
277
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Blake: Are you gonna eat that --
you're gonna eat
278
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that much, huh?
Alright.
279
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,240
Nikki: You got it.
Come on, Seth.
280
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:20,941
There we go, he took a bite.
He took a bite.
281
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,943
Tastes like dog food.
282
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,684
-Oh, --
-Oh, my God.
283
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,946
Oh, God, he did.
284
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,817
-Better keep -- yeah.
-That's a man.
285
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,732
Carson:
That is a man right there.
286
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,866
What do you think?It's gonna be a while.
287
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,873
Are you both still chewing?Ugh.
288
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,570
Should we go
to commercial break?
289
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,181
Carson: Alright. Give them a
round of applause. They did it.
290
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:47,707
Alright. Congratulations.
You guys tied it up.
291
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When we come back,
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we're gonna see
if Trace is finished chewing.
293
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And we're gonna be
playing our next game.
294
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You're not gonna want
to miss it.
295
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Coming up...
-Stay in the pocket.
296
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,065
I can actually hear the sound
of people changing the channel.
297
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,806
Oh, shit.
Oh, shoot.
298
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,372
What the hell was that?
299
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,983
Just bang 'em
off of Blake's head.
300
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,811
Nikki: And later...Blake: Triceratops.
301
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,551
Somebody bent over.
302
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,770
Trace: Oh, God.
303
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,902
I told you this game
was rigged.
304
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♪ So hard not to stare
305
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♪ At that honky tonk
badonkadonk ♪
306
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♪ The boys 'round here
307
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♪ Drinking that
ice cold beer ♪
308
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,919
Alright, everyone,
welcome back to Barmageddon,
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the game where the stakes
are almost as high
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as the [inaudible]
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Team Trace and Team Mike
are tied each with 1 point.
312
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And now it's time to play
King Pong.
313
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[ Cheers and applause ]
314
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,454
Okay.
So, we call it King Pong
315
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because the paddles
are very huge,
316
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and there are three rounds.
317
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The King Ponger who can hit
the most balls into the cups
318
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will be the winner.
Now, red cups are worth 1 point
319
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,726
and that gold one
right there is worth 2.
320
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,467
Alright, Team Mike.
You're up first.
321
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,034
-Okay. Here we go.
-Come on, Mike!
322
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,036
Carson: Come on, dude,
hold it down.
323
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,515
Come on, Mike.Alright. Alright.
324
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,734
Come on, Coach.
325
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,518
Am I both of them
or just one of them?
326
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,911
Just one -- just this one.
327
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,261
When you get really sick,
it comes out of both.
328
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,308
Nikki: Ready, set, go.
329
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,223
There we go.
330
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,791
Oh.
331
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,011
Oh! We got one!
332
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:17,361
Oh, come on, let's go.
333
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:21,278
♪♪
334
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,454
-Yeah!
-We got two.
335
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,501
Let's go! Oh!
Blake: Oh!
336
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,765
-Come on, Mike.
-He's good.
337
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:35,466
[ All cheering ]
338
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:42,256
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
339
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,257
That's it.
340
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,781
[ Buzzer sounds ]
341
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,524
Two 1-pointers,
and two 2-pointers.
342
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,439
My friend, Blake Shelton,
how much is that?
343
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,920
2 + 2 + 1 + 1?
344
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,269
Six!
That's it!
345
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,488
[ Cheers and applause ]
346
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,447
I did it!You ready, Trace?
347
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,622
Yeah.
Alright.
348
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,799
3, 2, 1, let's go.
Here you go.
349
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,236
Oh, shit.What the hell was that?
350
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,151
Carson:
Oh, he's got a strategy.
351
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,501
Oh, he's got a strategy!
352
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,896
-Oh! I like this style.
-He's a savage!
353
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,245
Nikki: He has one so far.
354
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,291
Hey, Coach, you might have
to call an audible.
355
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:23,340
♪♪
356
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,517
He's got two! He's got two.
357
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,956
Nice.
358
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:37,311
8, 7, 6, 5, 4...
359
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,009
3, 2, 1.
360
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:43,360
Oh, my gosh, that was good.
361
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,667
That was good.
362
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:46,929
Five.
363
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:50,106
Team Trace has 5 points;
Team Mike has 6.
364
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,978
Now, that was a way
too easy round, right?
365
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,676
I would say.
So, now in Round 2,
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00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,244
your paddle is riddled
with holes
367
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,420
like a giant piece
of Swiss cheese.
368
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,987
Mmm, I love cheese.
369
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,684
This is gonna be great.
370
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:03,946
Seth: Alright.
Come on, Wyatt.
371
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,383
Nikki:
Round 2 of Ping Pong, baby.
372
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,168
Make this count.Here we go.
373
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,518
Focus.
374
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,389
-There you go. That's good.
-That's good.
375
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,001
Mike: Dude, don't worry
about where it goes --
376
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,525
♪♪
377
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,919
Oh, he got 2.
378
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,923
-Thataboy!
-He got 4!
379
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,795
Go be amazing, Wyatt.
380
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,842
Got 5.
381
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:34,629
♪♪
382
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:38,024
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
383
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:42,158
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
384
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,727
[ Buzzer sounds ]
385
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:49,470
7 points in the second round.
7 points.
386
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,602
Great score.
387
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,909
Nikki: Alright.
1, 2, 3, let's go.
388
00:15:53,953 --> 00:16:01,221
♪♪
389
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:04,050
Oh, we've got 1.
390
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,703
Got 2.
391
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,664
3.
392
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,014
There you go.
393
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:18,194
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
394
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:22,459
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
395
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,200
Oh!
396
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,767
[ All cheering ]
397
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,464
-7 points.
-Wow.
398
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,989
-Attaboy!
-You should be proud.
399
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,688
Wow. This is one of your
greatest accomplishments...
400
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,082
Damn right....of your life.
401
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,300
[ Laughter ]
402
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,563
Nikki: So, Team Trace
now has 12 points.
403
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,739
Team Mike has 13.
404
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:46,179
So, in Round 3,
we got a new paddle.
405
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,312
There's only one hole...
406
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,445
and twice as many balls.
407
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,968
No pressure, Team Trace.
408
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,970
But if you don't sink more
ping pongs this round,
409
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,668
you're gonna have to face
the Wheel of Redemption.
410
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:01,107
[ Cheers and applause ]
411
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,110
1, 2, 3, let's go.
412
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,633
Carson: Oh, they're coming
from both sides.
413
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,939
They're coming from both
sides now, Coach.
414
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,117
-You're on fire.
-Under pressure.
415
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,206
Just relax.
Stay in the pocket.
416
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,168
-Oh, there's a gold.
-There you go!
417
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,736
He's settling in.
418
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,216
Let's go for 1.
There you go!
419
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,565
It's a gold!
420
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,176
♪♪
421
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:31,398
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
422
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:35,141
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
423
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,056
[ Buzzer sounds ]
424
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,671
[ Cheers and applause ]
425
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,890
9 points for Coach.
426
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:52,332
Nikki: Alright, Trace,
you need 11 points to win.
427
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,985
Oh, Jesus!
428
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,337
They're coming
from the wrong way.
429
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,773
They're coming from...
430
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,473
There you go.
There you go, Trace.
431
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,693
[ Chanting "Trace" ]
432
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,481
[ Chanting continues ]
433
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:15,137
♪♪
434
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:19,533
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
435
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:24,190
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
436
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,669
[ Buzzer sounds ]
437
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,194
Blake: Wait.
I think Trace thought...This thing sucks.
438
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,065
...he got points if...Mike: If they go through.
439
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,067
...if they go through
the paddle. Yeah.
440
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,677
And in that case,
you won, buddy.
441
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:34,809
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
442
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,290
We got 1 point,
Team Trace.
443
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,900
Okay. So, paddles down.
444
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,294
After three breathtaking rounds
with a score of 22,
445
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:44,427
our winner is Team Mike!
446
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,126
Oh, yeah.
447
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,389
So, yeah. How do you feel?
Can you --
448
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,955
Amazing.
Thirsty.
449
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,175
Team Trace, I'm sorry.
450
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,612
So, it's the Wheel
of Redemption time.
451
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,787
If you're willing
to do it,
452
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,398
it's like there's a push
on this game.
453
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,618
We should've just sat down
and let it go to the wheel.
454
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:02,793
Wyatt: Yeah.
What are we doing?
455
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,360
It does us no good
to dominate them.
456
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,840
It was a blowout.
457
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,103
That's what I'm talking about
right there.
458
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,670
I love it.
459
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,367
Nikki: Yes. But you know what?
You guys have to remember,
460
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,282
that for the rest of the night,
there's only two more spins.
461
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,632
So, Trace, you're gonna
have to start winning.
462
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,982
[ Chanting "Wheel" ]
463
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,423
-Alright. You ready?
-You ready?
464
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,382
[ Chanting continues ]
465
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,082
Nikki:
Deep fried butter it is.
466
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,215
-Deep fried butter.
-I want a piece of that.
467
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,825
I do want to try that.
468
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,740
Carson: Deep fried butter
is what it sounds like.
469
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,960
-Oh.
-Right?
470
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,789
This is what Blake eats
on Christmas Eve.
471
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,489
It's almost like
cheese curds.
472
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,579
It looks like
a Nashville cannoli.
473
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,451
Okay.
474
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,800
Oh, boy.
475
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,236
Just a bite again,
like the tongue?
476
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,846
-Bon appétit, boys.
-A healthy bite of butter.
477
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,283
Nikki: Just -- Yeah,
it could be a nibble.
478
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,632
Carson: Yeah.
You don't have to finish it.
479
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,242
-There you go.
-There you go.
480
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,592
Nikki: There you go. They just
got themselves a point.
481
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,987
Congratulations to Team Trace.
482
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,380
That gives you a point,
483
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,730
and now our teams
are tied with two wins each
484
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,645
and we still have
three more games to go.
485
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,168
Wyatt: We gotta try
some of this.
486
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,822
Now, after the break,
we find an exciting, new way
487
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,215
to use pool cues.Is it that bad?
488
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,608
Just wait and see;
don't you go anywhere.
489
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,958
[ Cheers and applause ]
490
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,743
Good?
It's nasty.
491
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,832
Nasty?
492
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,226
It's not as good
as I thought it'd be.
493
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,280
We are back
with more Barmageddon.
494
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:43,590
After two games, our teams
are tied, each with two wins.
495
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,722
Now, this is one
of our favorite games.
496
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:49,378
It has a very suggestive name,
but nothing is sexy about it,
497
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,337
because it's Just the Tip.
498
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,951
So, we all will channel
our inner artist,
499
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,474
and it's your teammate's job
to guess
500
00:20:58,518 --> 00:20:59,997
what the heck you're drawing.
501
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,652
And Blake and Carson,
they're gonna help out.
502
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,089
Blake, you are
helping out Team Mike.
503
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,439
You're damn right I am.
504
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,614
And Carson, you're
helping out Team Trace.
505
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,442
Happy to do it.That team sucks.
506
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,879
One team will go at a time,
and for inspiration,
507
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,664
I will show them
just the tip of a picture,
508
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:18,320
and every 15 seconds, I'll show
them a little bit more;
509
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,104
because that's what I'm into.
510
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,106
I'm into that, too.
511
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,631
Whoever guesses their drawing
the fastest wins.
512
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,415
And after three rounds,
the squad
513
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,809
with the most points
will be our winner.
514
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,986
Now, let's act like this
is our third date
515
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,379
and play Just the Tip.
516
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,990
Trace, you're up first.
517
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,992
Here's the first clue
and you've got to draw it.
518
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,822
♪♪
519
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,346
The sun.Do I get to guess, too?
520
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,826
No.
521
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:48,350
-There you go.
-Egg, sunny side up.
522
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,613
A Simpson character.
523
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,136
How is that not the sun?
524
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,877
Seth: Bear paw.
525
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,881
Blake: Oh, that's somebody
bent over.
526
00:21:57,925 --> 00:21:59,666
[ Laughter ]
527
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,929
Alright,
here's the next one.
528
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:04,192
Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely
bent over.
529
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,846
That's somebody
bent over!
530
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:08,631
It's a light bulb.Carson: A mushroom.
531
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,067
It's a light bulb.A light bulb.
532
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,634
-It's a light bulb.
-A light bulb, you got it.
533
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,375
Nikki: You got it.
534
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,859
Trace got that in 42 seconds.
Good job, boys.
535
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,427
Beat that, boys.
536
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,167
Okay. Let's go.
537
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,561
-Okay.
-Pudding.
538
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,433
-A cow!
-Pyramid!
539
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,565
Illuminati!
540
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:32,220
Throwing stars.
541
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:34,440
A church!
It's a church!
542
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,140
It's a snowflake!Wyatt: It's a bird.
543
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,142
Dead bat.
544
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,494
A tree. It's a plant.
545
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,409
They don't tell me
what the [bleep] it is.
546
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:50,281
-A plant.
-I don't even know what it is.
547
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:51,500
It's a beehive.
548
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,850
It's a Goddamned carrot!
549
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:56,070
[ Laughter ]
550
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:00,596
What kind of carrot
was that?
551
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,033
I don't know, I was like...
552
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,339
You drew marijuana.
553
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,081
They got a round light bulb;
I got a carrot.
554
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,430
Yeah, that's...
555
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,258
I mean, to be fair,
go ahead, Nik, go ahead.
556
00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,477
Yeah. Yeah.
557
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,869
It ain't that far off
for only the tip.
558
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,436
It did kind of look
like a marijuana leaf.
559
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,570
That looks like
soft-serve ice cream
560
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,528
with a hand
coming up out of it.
561
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:21,225
Alright,
so, at the end of Round 1,
562
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,662
Team Trace has 1 point.
563
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,315
Let's go. Team Trace.
564
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,621
[ Cheers and applause ]
565
00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:29,451
Alright, let's slowly
slip into Round 2.
566
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,282
There we go.
567
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:35,457
Come on, Seth.
568
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,589
This is already
starting great.
569
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,808
[ Laughter ]
570
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,202
Alright. Come on, Trace,
let's get in here.
571
00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:42,682
A heart.
572
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:46,512
Alright, here. Look.
I got another one for you, Seth.
573
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,949
Son, can you see?
574
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,299
Carson: Oh, it took a turn.
Band-Aid.
575
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:53,780
Oh, my God.
What is that?
576
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,825
A snowboard.
A man part.
577
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:58,480
Mike: I think
it's that cow tongue.
578
00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,960
Oh, I know what that is.
I know what it is!
579
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,962
-Because you can see it.
-He don't know what that is.
580
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,792
Okay. Is that a --
a flip-flop.
581
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:06,793
Yes.
582
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,143
-Oh, wow.
-A flip-flop.
583
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:11,275
Alright, you got that
in 55 seconds.
584
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,408
Carson: I wear flip-flops -- I
know flip-flops when I see them.
585
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,627
Alright. Wyatt.
586
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,193
-Yeah.
-Come on, Wyatt.
587
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,978
-Alright. Here we go.
-You've got to beat 55 seconds.
588
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,632
Here you go.
589
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:22,548
Carson: Put that in your
ice house and smoke it.
590
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,334
Gamecock.
591
00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:28,815
It's a crown.
592
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:31,513
Burger King.
Triceratops.
593
00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,602
Blake's good at this game.
He guesses --
594
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:37,084
Carson: He's just drunk.
595
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,477
A sailboat!
596
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,351
♪♪
597
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,440
A rooster.
Did I get it?!
598
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,530
A rooster.
Yes, I said gamecock!
599
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,619
I said gamecock!No way!
600
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:51,925
I said gamecock!
601
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:54,841
I said gamecock
in, like, two seconds.
602
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,886
I did!Nikki: Alright, Team Mike wins.
603
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,192
Okay, so after two rounds,
604
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:00,281
the teams are tied,
each with 1 point.
605
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,804
Yeah, you damn right.
606
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,937
And for Round 3,
we are raising the stakes
607
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,939
and the points.
So, Blake and Carson,
608
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,854
you're gonna be drawing
for your team.
609
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:08,898
Oh.
610
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:11,292
And this round
is worth 3 points.
611
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,511
This is winner take all.
612
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,077
Gamecocks!
613
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,557
Let's go.
614
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,214
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-A cactus.
615
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,389
Kumquat.
616
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:23,043
Seth: A rabbit.
617
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,567
Uh-oh, what --
it's ears of something maybe.
618
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:28,222
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
619
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,398
Bull frog.Oh, wait, you got it.
620
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,705
Hey, buddy. You and me.
621
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:33,836
You got it, Trace.
622
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,751
We've been doing this for years.
623
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,753
-Team Blake is [bleep]
-Here we go.
624
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,146
Nikki: Team Blake is [bleep]
625
00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:41,931
You've got to do it
in 15 seconds or less.
626
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,759
Actually, you've got to do it
in 14 seconds.
627
00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:44,978
Be concentrating.
628
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:46,849
You hear me?
Concentrate.
629
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,591
Nikki:
Ready? Here we go.
630
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,725
That's not anything!
631
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,335
That's literally nothing.
632
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:58,948
That's all I have.
633
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,647
Frogs,
a flock of geese.
634
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:02,691
Hey, I know what this is.
635
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:05,738
Bull frog.
A bear.
636
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,914
It's a cat.
Pig.
637
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,393
A pig.
638
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,091
That's got
to be what that is.Yeah, that's a pig.
639
00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:13,572
Give me the time!
Give me the time!
640
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,444
Gimme a time, come on.
641
00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:17,750
That was good, man.
642
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:21,405
Nikki:
So, the winner of this round...
643
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:22,972
is not Team Mike,
644
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,757
because you guys got it
in 20 seconds.
645
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,149
It's Team Trace.
646
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,021
-No!
-Yes!
647
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,370
How many seconds
did they get it in?
648
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,938
They got it in 15
and you guys got it in 20.
649
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,287
What?
650
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:35,115
They couldn't have gotten it
in 15
651
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:37,857
because you pulled the thing.
So that's at least 15 seconds.
652
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,250
Nikki: It was 17,
but because I didn't hear him,
653
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:43,036
he had said it
before I pulled it.
654
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,081
Oh. Okay. Well, I didn't --
I knew it wasn't 15.
655
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,213
Yeah. So...
656
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:49,259
You're number one.You can tie it up.
657
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,696
Because guess what?
658
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,960
We have one more spin
on the Wheel of Redemption.
659
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,135
So, Coach, what do you say?
660
00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:56,658
Of course, we are
gonna take it.
661
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:57,790
Right? You're not gonna
take a loss.
662
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,313
No!
Hell no!
663
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:00,793
Let's go spin the wheel.
664
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,838
[ All chanting "Wheel" ]
665
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:06,189
-Come on, Mike.
-Let's go.
666
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:08,104
What? That didn't even
go all the way around.
667
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,323
It went around
long enough.
668
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:11,151
Nikki: Yep.
That's the Cold Sore.
669
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:12,848
It's a hand cold plunge.
Oh.
670
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:15,155
This is literally
what Mike does for a living.
671
00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,983
Right? Ready?
You guys are gonna put it
672
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,811
in there for 30 seconds.
Ready, set, go!
673
00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,943
All the way in.
674
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:23,337
Wow, this is
riveting television.
675
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,643
[ Laughter ]
676
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,731
Alright,
you're halfway through.
677
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:26,993
I can actually
hear the sound
678
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,385
of people
changing the channel
679
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:31,258
across the country
right now. Yeah.
680
00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:35,697
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
681
00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:38,091
Alright.
682
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:41,921
Oh, yeah!
Look at that!
683
00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:44,358
That's not a punishment;
that's a prize.
684
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,447
I feel like
we just won that.
685
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:47,753
We just won.
686
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,842
Too bad we can't get
a brand name beer for you;
687
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:52,061
maybe next season.
688
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,715
Nikki: Alright, so, Team Mike,
689
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,978
you just got yourself a point
and tied up the game.
690
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,937
[ Cheers and applause ]
691
00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,940
Our teams are tied to 3 points
each for the night.
692
00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:03,116
When we come back,
we are getting hot and heavy
693
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,771
with a game of Four Play,
so stick around.
694
00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:14,431
Nikki: Alright.
Welcome back.
695
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,392
This is Barmageddon,
696
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:21,743
where we never underestimate
the importance of a party.
697
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:24,224
Our teams have tied up
at 3 points apiece
698
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,660
after three rounds,
699
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:29,229
and there are no more
chances for redemption.
700
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,665
-Oh.
-Oh.
701
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,449
This is a game
that you should definitely
702
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:34,321
take your time with.
703
00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:36,889
A game we like to call
Four Play. Okay.
704
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,674
So, if you can be the first
player to shoot and score,
705
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:43,330
lighting up four balls in a row,
then you will win the game.
706
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,723
Okay, guys.
So come up here,
707
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,899
and let's get started
and play some Four Play.
708
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,335
What do you say?
709
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,119
Mike: We're allowed
to stand on his side if we want?
710
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,904
Oh, yeah, you can go
anywhere you want, yeah.Anywhere we want.
711
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:54,558
Anywhere on Blake's
shitty cheap tattoo.
712
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,517
Blake: What do you mean?
That's not --
713
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,215
Mike's even got
the whole thing where he does --
714
00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:00,782
No, this
is gutsy right here.
715
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,653
Oh, you know
what you're doing?It takes confidence.
716
00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:03,785
You know
what you're doing?
717
00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,526
Oh, he's gonna
potty shot it.
718
00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:07,006
-Oh!
-Oh!
719
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:10,618
[ Cheers and applause ]
720
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,011
-Hell yes.
-It's about getting it in.
721
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,448
We've never seen that.
We've never seen that here.
722
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,884
That's a first.
723
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,496
Oh, God.
724
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,237
Should I go to the right?
Make it "R"?
725
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,717
Just keep stacking
on top.
726
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,373
Oh, shit.
727
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:29,028
Oh. Okay.
728
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,203
That's good.
729
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,379
Man, the backboard
on that thing's rough.
730
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:33,728
It is.Blake: Come on, Seth.
731
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,382
Don't take no shit off
these people, Seth.
732
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:37,906
Come on.
733
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,560
Trace: Thataboy.
734
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,170
-Oh!
-Oh!
735
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:42,389
Good shot, Seth.
736
00:29:42,432 --> 00:29:44,521
Coach, what are you
gonna do?
737
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,393
Go for four in a row
right here and win it.
738
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,960
Blake: Here we go.
739
00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:50,440
Oh, get in there.
Oh, get in there.
740
00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:52,486
It's alright.
Still made it.
741
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:54,096
[ All talking at once ]
742
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:58,666
Mike: Damn.
Oh, watch that toe.
743
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,669
Ugh.
Uhh!
744
00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:03,366
I thought you played
basketball in high school.
745
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:06,674
Trace: I was the worst
basketball player on our team.
746
00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:07,980
Mike: Can we cheer for Wyatt
a little bit?
747
00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,242
Look at Wyatt, man.
748
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,983
[ All groan ]
749
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,114
Sorry, man.
750
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,550
I think you rushed
that a little bit.
751
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,117
I think you rushed
that a little bit.
752
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:17,772
Carson: Oh.
753
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,600
Alright.
Now we're playing.
754
00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:20,906
My gosh,
he's yet to even miss.
755
00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:24,953
This'll be 3 for 3
with the granny shot.
756
00:30:24,997 --> 00:30:26,302
-Aww.
-Oh.
757
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,696
I shouldn't have said that.
Come on Trace, man.
758
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,741
I don't want
to even sing with you again
759
00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,091
if you don't make one.
-Oh.
760
00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,702
You know what?
I take back all of our duets.
761
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:36,443
Nobody likes 'em anyway.
762
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:38,967
-Oh!
-Oh!
763
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:43,624
-Okay.
-Oh!
764
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,060
Nikki:
It's like a good block.
765
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,801
Come on.
766
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,238
Man, the backboard
out there's rough.
767
00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,979
Come on, Seth.
768
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:54,330
[ All groan ]
769
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:56,898
Speak at least!
Say something!
770
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,509
Blink twice
if you're with us.
771
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,600
I'm just a stone-cold
shooter, man.
772
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,515
I just focus
on making shots.
773
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:06,865
-Oh!
-Oh!
774
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,127
Wyatt: That's alright.
That's alright.
775
00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:09,650
We've got
to just stay in the pocket.
776
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,913
Carson: Start building
a stack here, Trace.
777
00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,175
Oh!
778
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,961
[ Laughter ]
779
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:19,181
Blake: Oh, look at that little
practice thing he does.
780
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,617
Wyatt: Oh, come on!
781
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,056
Nikki: Nice!
They could get a diagonal.
782
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:25,753
Carson: They've got
a diagonal going.
783
00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,015
Mike: It gives us options.
784
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,365
Come on, Seth.
Make South Dakota proud.
785
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:30,976
It's Minnesota.
786
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:32,629
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
787
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:36,198
Minnesota.
Mike:
It's not pop; it's soda.
788
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,202
-Oh!
-Oh! It went in.
789
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,857
Nikki: Wyatt!
790
00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:45,860
-Seth's gonna block it.
-Amen!
791
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,080
-Raindance.
-Come on, buddy.
792
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,168
Here we go.
793
00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:50,996
I think
it's Granny White special.
794
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,085
There we go!
795
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,564
Raindance.
796
00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:55,696
Oh!
797
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,176
It's alright.
It's alright.
798
00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:59,918
Wyatt, brrrrnnngg.
799
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,009
-Oh!
-Oh!
800
00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:10,363
♪♪
801
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,321
Alright, here we go!
802
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,236
[ Chanting "Wyatt" ]
803
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:24,203
♪♪
804
00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,205
[ Cheers and applause ]
805
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,339
Carson: We got a winner!
806
00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:31,950
Nikki: We got a winner.
807
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,561
Mike: That's coaching right
there; that's inspiration.
808
00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,258
What are you gonna
do about it?
809
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,520
-Great job.
-Alright.
810
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:40,262
[ Cheers and applause ]
811
00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,093
I will never think
of your song
812
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:48,357
"You're Gonna Miss This"
the same ever again.
813
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:49,619
[ Laughter ]
814
00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:52,492
[ Echoing ] Ever again.
Ever again.
815
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:53,797
Alright, well, hey, I mean,
816
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:56,061
we've got to congratulate
Team Mike.
817
00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:57,976
Team Mike.
818
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,326
You have won Four Play.
819
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:03,242
Team Trace, you guys blew it.
I'm sorry.
820
00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:05,635
Next game is a big one
for you guys,
821
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,594
because you have to win.
822
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:10,684
Alright?
You have time to go get a snack,
823
00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,120
but you've got to eat it
in front of the TV
824
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,688
so you won't miss
our thrilling final,
825
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,777
where these guys
will take the stage.
826
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,866
Don't you go anywhere.
Carson: Alright.
827
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,354
What do you think this is,
whisky?
828
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,487
Give it a taste.I hope it ain't 151 Rum.
829
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,883
It's weak.Power move.
830
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:37,754
[ Cheers and applause ]
831
00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,582
Nikki: Yes!
832
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42,933
Welcome back to Barmageddon.
833
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:46,633
The end times have never been
so refreshing.
834
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,939
Okay?
So, it's a close game.
835
00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:53,205
Team Trace has 3 points
and Team Mike has 4 points.
836
00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:55,163
[ Cheers and applause ]
837
00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:58,340
Tonight, we thought we'd save
the most dangerous bar game
838
00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:00,995
for last.
It's a game of karaoke.
839
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,736
[ All cheering ]
840
00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,391
It's the playoffs, man!
This is the playoffs!
841
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:08,350
I told you this game was rigged.
842
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,526
Trace and Mike, you guys
are gonna hit the stage,
843
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,876
so come on here
and sing your hearts out.
844
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,705
Seth and Wyatt, you both have
two bottles in front of you,
845
00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:18,839
and you guys have to listen
for two specific words
846
00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,362
in your teammate's song.
847
00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:23,104
Trace, you're gonna be singing
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk."
848
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:25,672
I know that one.
849
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,630
Blake: That's your one song
that people have heard of.
850
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:30,111
This will be good.Oh, yeah. That's right.
851
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:33,332
Now, Seth when you hear
the word "get" or "on,"
852
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,116
you'll pour a shot.
The person that pours
853
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,337
the most shots of the correct
number of buzz words wins.
854
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,513
Are you ready
for a karaoke showdown?
855
00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:43,037
[ Cheers and applause ]
856
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,647
It's Buzzed Words.
857
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:47,911
Alright, Mr. Trace Adkins.
858
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,479
Come on, Trace.
859
00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,351
We found something
he's good at.
860
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:53,700
[ Laughter ]
861
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:57,530
This is not my
go-to karaoke song though.
862
00:34:57,573 --> 00:35:00,794
I usually do Madonna's
"Like a Virgin." I do that.
863
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,187
[ Laughter ]
864
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:07,105
[ "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
playing ]
865
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,150
♪ Hustlers shootin' eight ball
866
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,544
♪ Throwin' darts at the wall
867
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,198
♪ Feelin' damn near
ten feet tall ♪
868
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,156
♪ Here she comes,
Lord help us all ♪
869
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,986
♪ Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done
slapped him out his chair ♪
870
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:21,423
♪ Poor ole boy,
it ain't his fault ♪
871
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,295
♪ It's so hard not to stare
872
00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:27,734
♪ At that honky tonk
badonkadonk ♪
873
00:35:27,777 --> 00:35:31,564
♪ Keepin' perfect rhythm,
make ya wanna swing along ♪
874
00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:35,916
♪ Got it goin' on
like Donkey Kong ♪
875
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:40,050
♪ And whoo-wee, shut my mouth,
slap your grandma ♪
876
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:44,185
♪ There oughta be a law,
get the Sheriff on the phone ♪
877
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:48,494
♪ Lord have mercy, how'd she
even get them britches on ♪
878
00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:52,759
♪ That honky tonk badonkadonk
879
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:56,676
♪ Keepin' perfect rhythm,
make ya wanna swing along ♪
880
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,941
♪ Got it goin' on
like Donkey Kong ♪
881
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:05,206
♪ And whoo-wee, shut my mouth,
slap your grandma ♪
882
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:09,254
♪ There oughta be a law,
get the Sheriff on the phone ♪
883
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:13,519
♪ Lord have mercy, how'd she
even get them britches on ♪
884
00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:17,958
♪ That honky tonk badonkadonk
885
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,614
♪ Lord have mercy
886
00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:24,225
[ Cheers and applause ]
887
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:27,794
Nikki: Trace!
888
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:33,408
Good job, Trace.
So, Mike --
889
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:34,801
Yes, Nikki.
890
00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:36,368
If you were to go
to the Super Bowl,
891
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:39,066
what would your strategy be?
892
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,720
To go out and lip sync.
893
00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:41,982
Lip sync?
894
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:44,854
Hey, that's like
a Tom Brady move. I like it.
895
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:46,987
-Oh!
-Oh!
896
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:48,641
Facts! Facts!
897
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,251
Alright, Mike,
so you're up next,
898
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,601
and you're gonna be singing
"Boys 'Round Here."
899
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:55,256
This was not on the itinerary
that they sent!
900
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,649
Yes, it was.
901
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,912
Mike, do not
disappoint your son!
902
00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,479
Okay, no. Hold on!
903
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:03,612
[ Cheers and applause ]
904
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:09,096
Tonight, I think
we should have Blake sing.
905
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,318
Wouldn't you like
to see me have Blake sing?
906
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:15,624
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
907
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:19,324
Oh, he's gonna do it.
No way.
908
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:20,716
And when we get back,
909
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,936
Blake takes the stage
for Coach Mike,
910
00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:26,722
and we'll find out who is taking
this whole thing home tonight.
911
00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:29,421
[ Cheers and applause ]
912
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,562
Tonight, I think we
should have Blake sing.
913
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:42,999
Yeah!
914
00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:44,827
Get up there, buddy.I'll do it.
915
00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,352
Nikki: Oh, he's gonna do it.
916
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,705
I'll stand by you.
Just carry me through.
917
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:55,795
You at least have to stand up,
like a "Piano Man" moment.
918
00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,318
Come on, man.
919
00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,190
But, Wyatt, when you hear
the words "boys" or "here,"
920
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:01,888
you will pour a shot, okay?
921
00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:03,281
Oh, that's a lot of shots.Yeah, this is a lot.
922
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,108
Boys, take it away.
923
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:07,197
Do this for Wyatt.
Look at that man's mullet.
924
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:09,330
He came here to win.
Let's do this.
925
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,114
[ Cheers and applause ]
926
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:15,423
[ "Boys 'Round Here" playing ]
927
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:18,165
♪♪
928
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:21,342
♪ Well, the boys 'round here
don't listen to The Beatles ♪
929
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:24,214
♪ Run ole Bocephus
through a jukebox needle ♪
930
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,652
♪ At a honky-tonk,
where their boots stomp ♪
931
00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,871
♪ All night; what?
-♪ That's right
932
00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:32,179
♪ Yea, and what they call work,
digging in the dirt ♪
933
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:35,269
♪ Gotta get it in the ground
'fore the rain come down ♪
934
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,098
♪ To get paid, to get the girl
935
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:39,360
♪ In your 4 wheel drive
936
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,970
♪ A country boy can survive
937
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:43,364
♪ Yea the boys 'round here
938
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,975
♪ Drinking that ice cold beer
939
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,891
♪ Talkin' 'bout girls,
talkin' 'bout trucks ♪
940
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:52,330
♪ Runnin' them red dirt roads
out, kicking up dust ♪
941
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,593
♪ The boys 'round here
942
00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:57,552
♪ Sending up a prayer
to the man upstairs ♪
943
00:38:57,596 --> 00:39:01,121
♪ Backwoods legit,
don't take no shit ♪
944
00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,731
♪ Chew tobacco, chew tobacco
945
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:05,952
♪ I'm one of them boys
'round here ♪
946
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,694
♪ Drinking that ice cold beer
947
00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,566
♪ Talkin' 'bout girls,
talkin' 'bout trucks ♪
948
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:15,091
♪ Runnin' them red dirt roads
out, kicking up dust ♪
949
00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:17,050
♪ The boys 'round here
950
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:20,314
♪ Sending up a prayer
to the man upstairs ♪
951
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:23,622
♪ Backwoods legit,
don't take no shit ♪
952
00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:26,712
♪ Chew tobacco, chew tobacco,
chew tobacco, spit ♪
953
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,584
[ Cheers and applause ]
954
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:35,416
Nikki: Alright, let's hear it
for Coach Mike, right?
955
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,331
[ Cheers and applause ]
956
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:44,207
So, did Team Trace or Team
Mike win in Buzzed Words?
957
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,600
The results are in.
958
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:49,125
Team Trace caught 13 out
of 10 words.
959
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,693
13 out of 10?
960
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:52,868
That's Blake's math.
961
00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,392
That's exceptional.
962
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,829
Team Mike, though,
you got a 10 out of 10.
963
00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:58,961
Perfect score!
964
00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:01,529
You said it!
You said!
965
00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:02,922
-I knew it.
-Alright.
966
00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:06,055
So, with a total of 5 wins
for the night,
967
00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:08,188
Team Mike,
you won Barmageddon!
968
00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:09,972
[ Cheers and applause ]
969
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,539
Come on up!
970
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:20,635
Come on, guys.
You both get a prize today.
971
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,420
Wyatt, you just won a helmet
972
00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:25,161
so you can jump on that tramp
without a care...
973
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,554
Wyatt: Oh.
974
00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:28,251
...with protecting that
nice mullet of yours.
975
00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:29,644
Oh, thanks.
976
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,517
He came all the way
to Nashville for a helmet?
977
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,650
How do I put this on?
978
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,174
Let that Kentucky mudflap
out the back. Go ahead.
979
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:40,002
And Mike, our Cappy...
980
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:42,309
[ Indistinct conversations ]
981
00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:47,183
I've got to put it on you.Mike: Yes.
982
00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:49,447
How's that?
983
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:53,015
Alright, it's been an honor
to Barmageddon
984
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:54,930
with all of you all tonight.
985
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,454
Congrats to Wyatt.
986
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,021
Congrats to Coach Mike
for completely dominating --
987
00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:00,501
I'm so sorry, Trace.
988
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:03,330
And a huge thanks goes to
the audience here in Nashville
989
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:04,897
and everyone watching.
990
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,464
[ Cheers and applause ]
991
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,728
And we'll see you all
next time on "Barmageddon."
992
00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:12,339
Blake, take us out.Let's go.
993
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,427
[ Cheers and applause ]
994
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,516
[ "Sweet Home Alabama" playing ]
995
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,997
♪ Sweet home Alabama
996
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,303
Come on.
997
00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:22,828
♪ Where the skies are so blue
998
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,091
Come on.
999
00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:27,789
♪ Sweet home Alabama
1000
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:32,751
♪ Lord, I'm comin' home to you
1001
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:40,236
♪♪
1002
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:47,940
♪♪
1003
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:55,600
♪♪
1004
00:41:55,643 --> 00:42:03,346
♪♪
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