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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,546 See the ace? I put it down. 2 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,514 See the ace? I put it down. Okay, there it is. 3 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,481 See the ace? I put it down. 4 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,817 Show me the ace. There's your dollar, huh? 5 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,151 See the ace? I put it down. 6 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,319 There's no way you can lose at this game. 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,486 See the ace? I put it down. 8 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,071 This is a Polish shell game. 9 00:00:22,072 --> 00:00:22,654 See the ace? I put it down. 10 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:23,589 All you gotta do is find the red ball. 11 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,523 See the ace? I put it down. 12 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,158 José Feliciano, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles have won. 13 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,792 See the ace? I put it down. 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,512 I couldn't make this game any easier if I pointed to it. 15 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:31,230 See the ace? I put it down. 16 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,765 Now, which one do you want? Aha. 17 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,299 See the ace? I put it down. 18 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,200 Ah, see? There's a dollar. You won. 19 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,100 See the ace? I put it down. 20 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,186 Now, how about you, Fong? You wanna get in on this? 21 00:00:37,187 --> 00:00:38,270 See the ace? I put it down. 22 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,338 I'm here to give them away. I'm telling you, man. 23 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,405 See the ace? I put it down. 24 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,224 You can have it up to your eyebrows. 25 00:00:41,225 --> 00:00:42,041 See the ace? I put it down. 26 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,576 You're gonna make money. I couldn't make this any easier. 27 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,110 See the ace? I put it down. 28 00:00:45,595 --> 00:00:46,077 See the ace? I put it down. 29 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:46,829 Yo. Yo, man, what are you doing? 30 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:47,579 See the ace? I put it down. 31 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,514 You got a license for this stuff? 32 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:49,448 See the ace? I put it down. 33 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:49,949 License? Yeah. 34 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:50,449 See the ace? I put it down. 35 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,268 Leave him alone. There's room for everybody. 36 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,086 See the ace? I put it down. 37 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:54,754 Okay now, Fong, look here. Look here. 38 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:55,421 See the ace? I put it down. 39 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,505 Any of these games is gonna get you to Hong Kong, okay? 40 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:57,588 See the ace? I put it down. 41 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,475 Wait. See, this is our street. You're gonna have to move along. 42 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,360 See the ace? I put it down. 43 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,746 No, no, no, see. Like, this is America, see? 44 00:01:03,747 --> 00:01:06,131 See the ace? I put it down. 45 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:06,782 Free enterprise. 46 00:01:06,783 --> 00:01:07,432 See the ace? I put it down. 47 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,117 It's the supply side Reaganomics. 48 00:01:08,118 --> 00:01:08,800 See the ace? I put it down. 49 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,086 No, man. Fuck Reaganomics. Get the fuck out of here. 50 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:11,370 See the ace? I put it down. 51 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:12,254 Oh, come on, man. This is my life's work. 52 00:01:12,255 --> 00:01:13,137 See the ace? I put it down. 53 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:13,806 Is this your work here? Yeah, this is mine. 54 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:14,473 See the ace? I put it down. 55 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,841 Yeah, well, how about that? What the fuck is wrong with you? 56 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,208 See the ace? I put it down. 57 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:18,360 - Hey, hey. - Wait, wait. Stop. Stop! 58 00:01:18,361 --> 00:01:19,510 See the ace? I put it down. 59 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,562 I'm trying to run a business here. 60 00:01:20,563 --> 00:01:21,612 See the ace? I put it down. 61 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:22,581 Can't somebody screw somebody out of a buck 62 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,548 See the ace? I put it down. 63 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:24,400 without you both fighting? Who is this? 64 00:01:24,401 --> 00:01:25,250 See the ace? I put it down. 65 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,318 All right, break it up! You're all under arrest. 66 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,385 See the ace? I put it down. 67 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,070 And it's strike three for you, fella. 68 00:01:28,071 --> 00:01:28,753 See the ace? I put it down. 69 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,805 Hey, uh, hey, hey, hey. You get it, pal? Huh? 70 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:30,855 See the ace? I put it down. 71 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,658 Ugh. Forgive my man, sir. 72 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,459 See the ace? I put it down. 73 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,144 Hey, thanks for saving my ass. 74 00:01:35,145 --> 00:01:35,827 See the ace? I put it down. 75 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,029 It's so cold, I had to do something to keep warm. 76 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,229 See the ace? I put it down. 77 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,481 Jake, I know where we can get a car. 78 00:01:39,482 --> 00:01:40,731 See the ace? I put it down. 79 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:41,250 Let's get out of town. 80 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:41,767 See the ace? I put it down. 81 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,770 I need the invoice on the green station wagon. 82 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,772 See the ace? I put it down. 83 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,657 Hi. How you doing? 84 00:01:48,658 --> 00:01:49,540 See the ace? I put it down. 85 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:49,975 Hello. Hello. 86 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:50,408 See the ace? I put it down. 87 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,627 We understand you have a couple cars that need to be driven. 88 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:52,844 See the ace? I put it down. 89 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,246 Yeah, I've got a Volkswagen and a Cadillac. 90 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,646 See the ace? I put it down. 91 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,665 Great, great, great. Where are they going? 92 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:57,682 See the ace? I put it down. 93 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,768 Volkswagen's going to Fargo, North Dakota, 94 00:01:58,769 --> 00:01:59,852 See the ace? I put it down. 95 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:00,870 provided the blizzard lets up out there. 96 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:01,887 See the ace? I put it down. 97 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:02,538 No, that's not us. No. 98 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,188 See the ace? I put it down. 99 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:03,756 What about the Cadi? Palm Beach. 100 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:04,323 See the ace? I put it down. 101 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,791 Yeah. All right. You're getting one of these. 102 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,258 See the ace? I put it down. 103 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,527 Promised to one of my regular drivers. 104 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:09,794 See the ace? I put it down. 105 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,213 Oh. I'll handle this. 106 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,630 See the ace? I put it down. 107 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,048 You know, 108 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:13,464 See the ace? I put it down. 109 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,467 I bet that behind those glasses, you're a kook. 110 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,468 See the ace? I put it down. 111 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,504 Come on. Come over here for a second. 112 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:19,538 See the ace? I put it down. 113 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,005 Let me see-- Oh, honey. 114 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:20,471 See the ace? I put it down. 115 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,590 You are making me a nervous man. 116 00:02:21,591 --> 00:02:22,707 See the ace? I put it down. 117 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:23,793 Wow, Ali MacGraw. Look. Definitely. 118 00:02:23,794 --> 00:02:24,877 See the ace? I put it down. 119 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:25,745 And better behind these. Oh. 120 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:26,612 See the ace? I put it down. 121 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:27,463 These are your fish, aren't they? 122 00:02:27,464 --> 00:02:28,313 See the ace? I put it down. 123 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,047 You got little pet names for them? 124 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:29,780 See the ace? I put it down. 125 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,600 Bet you do. Come on. Tell me. 126 00:02:31,601 --> 00:02:33,418 See the ace? I put it down. 127 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,002 Tell me. Come on. 128 00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:34,585 See the ace? I put it down. 129 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,254 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 130 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:35,921 See the ace? I put it down. 131 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,606 Peabody. Peabody. 132 00:02:37,607 --> 00:02:39,290 See the ace? I put it down. 133 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,827 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 134 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,046 See Peabody here? See him? 135 00:02:44,047 --> 00:02:46,264 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 136 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,600 Now, I'm gonna eat every single one of these fish 137 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,934 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 138 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:49,368 unless we get that Cadi. 139 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:49,801 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 140 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:50,752 Attention, everyone. 141 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:51,702 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 142 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,455 Peabody is in sushi heaven. 143 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:55,206 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 144 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,192 So are we going south or what? 145 00:02:56,193 --> 00:02:57,176 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 146 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,328 You can have the Cadillac. Don't eat my fish, please. 147 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:01,479 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 148 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:01,831 Okay. 149 00:03:01,832 --> 00:03:02,181 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 150 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,316 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 151 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,588 Whoa. Heat sinking bimbos at 3 o'clock. 152 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,056 Pootang time. 153 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:12,523 Whoa. Heat sinking bimbos at 3 o'clock. 154 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:19,898 ¶ It's a fine time To fall in love with you ¶ 155 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,801 ¶ I ain't got A single thing...¶ 156 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,535 It's getting hot. 157 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,268 ¶ I ain't got A single thing...¶ 158 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,238 I know, I love it. I was born to be hot. 159 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,206 ¶ I ain't got A single thing...¶ 160 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:28,908 Cold weather shrinks my dick. 161 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:29,608 ¶ I ain't got A single thing...¶ 162 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,743 ¶ I knew what was going on ¶ 163 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:31,877 ¶ I ain't got A single thing...¶ 164 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,846 Hey, let's stop and take a shower. 165 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:35,781 I got underarms from hell. 166 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:36,715 Hey, let's stop and take a shower. 167 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,733 ¶ I was gone ¶ 168 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:38,750 Hey, let's stop and take a shower. 169 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,854 ¶ Stages keep on changing ¶ 170 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,740 Hey, you guys, what are you doing? 171 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:46,625 ¶ Stages keep on changing ¶ 172 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,676 Are you guests here? 173 00:03:47,677 --> 00:03:48,726 ¶ Stages keep on changing ¶ 174 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,796 Potential guests, yes. 175 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,314 My name's Jake. This is my friend, Barney. 176 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,831 Potential guests, yes. 177 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:54,233 Hi. 178 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:54,633 Potential guests, yes. 179 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,502 ¶ Standing all alone ¶ 180 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,370 Potential guests, yes. 181 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:01,907 ¶ I couldn't even get you On the phone ¶ 182 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,443 Potential guests, yes. 183 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:09,381 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 184 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:09,915 You're in Georgia. Yeah. 185 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,448 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 186 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,500 I told you. We're still in the South. 187 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,550 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 188 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:12,935 Give me the 5. 189 00:04:12,936 --> 00:04:13,318 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 190 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,804 ¶ Stay Or if you had to go ¶ 191 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:18,289 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 192 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,992 ¶ Stages keep on changing ¶ 193 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,693 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 194 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,744 I had an uncle who was a waiter in Palm Beach, 195 00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:23,794 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 196 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,781 and he told me people throw these fabulous parties. 197 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:27,766 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 198 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,568 They get shrimp the size of a bull's balls, 199 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,369 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 200 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,137 and they, like, don't even eat them. 201 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:32,903 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 202 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,139 They just, like, nibble a little bit. 203 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,373 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 204 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:35,975 Aah, ha, ha! 205 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:36,575 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 206 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,027 Palm Beach. All the women here are beautiful. 207 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,478 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 208 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,996 You know why? Because Florida looks like a dick. 209 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:42,513 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 210 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,133 Look at the map. It looks like a big dick hanging out. 211 00:04:44,134 --> 00:04:45,751 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 212 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:46,285 This place is great. 213 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:46,818 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 214 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,287 Let's see what the rich and filthy are doing. 215 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,755 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 216 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:50,406 I'll bet they're having a party. 217 00:04:50,407 --> 00:04:51,056 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 218 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,775 They ain't got nothing else to do. 219 00:04:52,776 --> 00:04:54,493 Excuse me, sir! What state are we in? 220 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,634 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 221 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,703 1636 Bayshore. We're here. 222 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,771 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 223 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:07,823 Park your car, sir? 224 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:08,873 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 225 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:09,825 Try not to scratch it. 226 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:10,775 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 227 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:11,610 Looks pretty heavy. Yeah. 228 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:12,443 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 229 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,429 Better go with the sunglasses. 230 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:14,413 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 231 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,564 I think so. 232 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,714 ¶ Now you're back-- ¶ 233 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:17,983 Yeah. 234 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,384 Yeah. 235 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,594 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 236 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,245 Duncan Dublin. Hi, Dunc. 237 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:30,895 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 238 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:31,363 How are you? Fine. 239 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:31,829 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 240 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,165 Duncan. Dunc, uh, whose party is this? 241 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,499 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 242 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,968 It's the Durdensmythe's party. They give it every year. 243 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,436 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 244 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,754 It's the anniversary of Ralph's death. 245 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,071 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 246 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:41,307 Ralph. Ralph. 247 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,541 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 248 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,109 Pardon us. Have a nice time. 249 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,676 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 250 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,113 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 251 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:48,831 Hi. Hello. 252 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:49,548 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 253 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:49,999 Hello. Hello. 254 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:50,449 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 255 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,100 So nice to see you. How do you do? 256 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:51,750 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 257 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,335 You know, we knew Ralph, and he was one of the funniest 258 00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:54,919 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 259 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:55,971 and brightest minds of his generation. 260 00:05:55,972 --> 00:05:57,021 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 261 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:57,539 Without question. Yeah. 262 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,055 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 263 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,424 Well, where did you know Ralph? 264 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,791 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 265 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:01,426 New York. New York. 266 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:02,059 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 267 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,279 You knew our dog in New York? 268 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,497 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 269 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,433 Hello. Hi. Hello there. 270 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,507 Gentlemen, I'd like to discuss a business opportunity with you. 271 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,659 I make it a point not to discuss business at social functions. 272 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,810 Gentlemen, I'd like to discuss a business opportunity with you. 273 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,613 Okay, what about pussy? 274 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,414 Gentlemen, I'd like to discuss a business opportunity with you. 275 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,485 What? Hey, get a grip on yourself. 276 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,120 There's money here. We're not leaving without it, right? 277 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,754 What? Hey, get a grip on yourself. 278 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,189 Right. 279 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:30,622 What? Hey, get a grip on yourself. 280 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,291 I'll take the high road. I'm going low. 281 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,959 What? Hey, get a grip on yourself. 282 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,310 Ooh! 283 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,660 What? Hey, get a grip on yourself. 284 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,900 Hey, como esta usted? 285 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,019 Ah, Perry Como's dead? 286 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:46,137 Hey, como esta usted? 287 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:51,076 What's happening? 288 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,148 Damn. 289 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:56,949 Are these real? 290 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:57,749 Damn. 291 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,433 Did you get these for her? Yes. 292 00:06:58,434 --> 00:06:59,116 Damn. 293 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,485 Goddamn. You love this bitch, huh? 294 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,852 Damn. 295 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:02,187 Mm. 296 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:02,520 Damn. 297 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:03,856 How much does something like that go for? 298 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,190 Damn. 299 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,059 I mean, just a ballpark figure. 300 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,927 Damn. 301 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,597 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 302 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,115 Navy. 303 00:07:13,116 --> 00:07:13,632 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 304 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,333 Oh, yeah. You're like... 305 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,033 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 306 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,318 ¶ Be all that you can be ¶ 307 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:17,602 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 308 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,870 "It's not just a job" and all that shit, huh? 309 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,137 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 310 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,490 Yeah. What's happening? This your son? 311 00:07:21,491 --> 00:07:22,841 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 312 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,159 No. He's a-- That is my nephew. 313 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,476 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 314 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,762 Yeah. I didn't think he was your son. 315 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,046 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 316 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:28,530 He looks Iranian to me. 317 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,013 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 318 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,250 You know, my sister, Maria, she married this Iranian guy, 319 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,485 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 320 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,269 and they are hairy son of a bitches. 321 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,052 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 322 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,805 You know what I mean? They got hair on their chest, 323 00:07:36,806 --> 00:07:38,556 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 324 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,291 on their back, on their buns, 325 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,024 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 326 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,276 we're talking Winnie the Pooh. 327 00:07:41,277 --> 00:07:42,526 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 328 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:42,861 We're talking Chewbacca. 329 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:43,194 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 330 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,513 You know, Star Wars? The guy that goes... 331 00:07:44,514 --> 00:07:45,830 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 332 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:46,964 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 333 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:47,499 Remember that? 334 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,032 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 335 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:48,867 And then Cornelia throws a drink 336 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:49,700 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 337 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,319 all over Kimberly's de la Renta. 338 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:50,936 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 339 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,755 Kimberly had a fit. They met up later at the disco. 340 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:54,573 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 341 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,791 But that Coconut Grove gang, they can really party. 342 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:57,008 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 343 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,610 Yup. Sounds like a lot of fun. Well, you should have come. 344 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,211 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 345 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,397 Snookie, you got my phone call. 346 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,581 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 347 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,832 What do you think about this business proposition? 348 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,082 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 349 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,318 Half a million dollars in it for you. 350 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,552 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 351 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,120 Hold it, darling. 352 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:08,687 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 353 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,405 You know I never deal in small amounts. 354 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,122 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 355 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,675 I'll get some hors d'oeuvres. 356 00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:15,226 Hey, you're in the Army, huh? 357 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,700 Hello. 358 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,705 Are you by any chance single? 359 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,639 Heh, yeah. 360 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,572 Are you by any chance single? 361 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,157 Heh. Oh. 362 00:08:29,158 --> 00:08:29,740 Are you by any chance single? 363 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:30,509 You mean like not married single? 364 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,276 Are you by any chance single? 365 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,911 Never mind. I'm sorry, Forgive me. 366 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,545 Are you by any chance single? 367 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,230 No, no, no, that's okay. 368 00:08:35,231 --> 00:08:35,913 Are you by any chance single? 369 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:36,899 That's okay because I am single. 370 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:37,883 Are you by any chance single? 371 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,268 I don't even know you. I mean... 372 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,652 Are you by any chance single? 373 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,220 Who are you? A friend of the Durdensmythe's? 374 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,787 Are you by any chance single? 375 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:44,456 Oh, yeah, and Ralph's. 376 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,123 Are you by any chance single? 377 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,692 Great dog. Yeah. Yeah. 378 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,260 Are you by any chance single? 379 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:49,895 Olivia. Howdy. 380 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,529 Are you by any chance single? 381 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:52,297 Great. 382 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,063 Are you by any chance single? 383 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,933 Are you by any chance single? 384 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,005 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey. 385 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,391 Hey, Livy, doll! Where you been? 386 00:09:02,392 --> 00:09:04,776 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey. 387 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,917 Ah. Hiya, honey, where you been? 388 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,902 Strobe, will you leave me alone? 389 00:09:13,903 --> 00:09:15,886 Ah. Hiya, honey, where you been? 390 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,958 God, does that girl love me. 391 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,131 I'm telling you, man. This woman is it. 392 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:27,883 Well, why her? She's got a business deal 393 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,685 worth half a million dollars. 394 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:30,886 Shh. Oh, God. 395 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,103 There goes our car. You should've returned it. 396 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,122 It's a little overdue. A little overdue? Six weeks. 397 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:35,958 I thought it was like a library book. 398 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,409 The worst they do, send a note to your parents. 399 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,078 It's a Cadillac. What are we gonna do for transportation now? 400 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:42,948 Hi. 401 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,885 Hi. How you doing? 402 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,520 You need a lift or something? As a matter of fact, we do, 403 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,154 Hi. How you doing? 404 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:50,689 but we live far out of town. 405 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,222 Hi. How you doing? 406 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,090 Why don't we go over to my place? 407 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:52,957 Hi. How you doing? 408 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,892 Yeah, we'd love to. 409 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:54,825 Hi. How you doing? 410 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,712 Good. Climb on in. 411 00:09:56,713 --> 00:09:58,597 Hi. How you doing? 412 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:04,803 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 413 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:05,304 After a long drive, 414 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:05,804 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 415 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,756 my underwear starts crawling up my ass. 416 00:10:07,757 --> 00:10:09,707 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 417 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,743 So I gather Daddy doesn't deliver pizza for a living. 418 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,777 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 419 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,279 No. I own it. 420 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:14,779 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 421 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,299 My Aunt Delores lives in a house like this in Beverly Hills. 422 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,818 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 423 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,453 On Tuesdays and Thursdays. 424 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,087 Oh, man, my legs are killing me. Ah. 425 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,625 So, what's with all the candles? 426 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:27,659 You real Catholic or something? 427 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,692 So, what's with all the candles? 428 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,045 Heh. Steady. 429 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,396 So, what's with all the candles? 430 00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:33,231 So, what's with all the candles? 431 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,466 Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Easy. Easy. 432 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,700 So, what's with all the candles? 433 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,002 You're gonna wake the kids. 434 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,303 So, what's with all the candles? 435 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,855 Uh, are you married? 436 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,406 So, what's with all the candles? 437 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,125 No. But I hope to be. 438 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,843 So, what's with all the candles? 439 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,415 Here's your room. 440 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:57,422 Well, you two have a good time, huh? 441 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,289 Well, you two have a good time, huh? 442 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,558 Well, good night. 443 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,825 Well, you two have a good time, huh? 444 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,028 Okay. Fifth position. 445 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,580 Oh, great. Very good, guys. 446 00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:40,131 Okay. Fifth position. 447 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,266 Hi there. 448 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,400 Okay. Fifth position. 449 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:48,339 Okay, first position. No, I mean first. 450 00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:49,174 Okay, first position. No, I mean first. 451 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,292 Excuse me. I farted. 452 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,409 Okay, first position. No, I mean first. 453 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,677 Um, don't laugh. 454 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:53,944 Okay, first position. No, I mean first. 455 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:54,846 Second position. 456 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:55,746 Okay, first position. No, I mean first. 457 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:57,948 Okay, first position. No, I mean first. 458 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,820 Put your arms down. That's it. That's it. 459 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,405 That's it. Go on out and play. 460 00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:04,989 Put your arms down. That's it. That's it. 461 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,127 Come on. I'll show you around. 462 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,246 You see, I need investors. 463 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,166 I need money. I need your money. 464 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:16,618 Hmm, yeah. Yeah. 465 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,603 Uh, Mr. Jake, I don't think you understand here. 466 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:20,972 You see, I have this school. Yeah. 467 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:22,691 And I need more teachers. 468 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,142 I need immediate, immediate funds. 469 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,578 Yeah. Right. See, I thought you were an heiress. 470 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,265 I am. The problem is I can't get my hands on it 471 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:32,634 unless I get married. 472 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,519 People marry for money all the time. 473 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,722 No, people do not always have to marry 474 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,991 one of these Palm Beach jerks. 475 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,028 My uncle, he's got to approve of my choice. 476 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,414 Now, the only person that he's going to approve of 477 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:48,183 is somebody that he thinks 478 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,352 is one of these so-called perfect gentlemen. 479 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:52,704 So, what's the problem? 480 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,573 The problem is that there is a certain developer 481 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,008 who's gonna turn this place into condos. 482 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,461 I have to get my hands on that money in 30 days. 483 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:01,630 He sounds like a swell guy. 484 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,449 I'd love to meet this prince. 485 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:05,917 Ah, here's your chance. 486 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,324 I forgive you for the other night. 487 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,659 Come on. I know how you get when you're having your period. 488 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,993 I forgive you for the other night. 489 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,180 But what is the big deal about this condominium? 490 00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:20,365 I forgive you for the other night. 491 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,718 They mean nothing to me, baby, it's you that I want. 492 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,121 I can wait all, all day, 493 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:27,889 all night and all afternoon, honey, but-- 494 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,243 Uh-oh, you've only got 30 days. Ciao, baby. 495 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,220 Could you use a couple extra hands 496 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,555 on this ranch, ma'am? 497 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,889 Could you use a couple extra hands 498 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,359 Oh, I sure could. 499 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:48,726 Let's go! 500 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:49,092 Oh, I sure could. 501 00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:50,260 Oh, I sure could. 502 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,066 Oh, I sure could. 503 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,805 ¶ You always say You like my style ¶ 504 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,159 All right. 505 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,380 ¶ You say I'm tough And kind of wild ¶ 506 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:16,354 ¶ Am I too much For you to take? ¶ 507 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,189 ¶ Am I too much For you to take? ¶ 508 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,292 Okay, okay, I got it. 509 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,710 Here it is. Chance Dancer in the second at Aqueduct. 510 00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:24,127 Okay, okay, I got it. 511 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,380 Six and a half furlong. We're talking money here. 512 00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:26,631 Okay, okay, I got it. 513 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,098 Yeah. Yeah. 514 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:27,564 Okay, okay, I got it. 515 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,017 I'll take a chance. All right. 516 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,468 Okay, okay, I got it. 517 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,236 ¶ No, this I won't deny ¶ 518 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,003 Okay, okay, I got it. 519 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,138 ¶ I'll give our love ¶ 520 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,272 Okay, okay, I got it. 521 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,291 ¶ I'll give it more Than a try ¶ 522 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,309 Okay, okay, I got it. 523 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,444 Whoops. Oh, oh. 524 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,578 Okay, okay, I got it. 525 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:41,279 Okay, okay, I got it. 526 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,147 Yeah. Can I tell you something? 527 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,014 Okay, okay, I got it. 528 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,683 I'm not interested. You are. You are. Don't-- 529 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,351 Okay, okay, I got it. 530 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,686 Can I tell you something? What? 531 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,020 Okay, okay, I got it. 532 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:49,704 I'm having a great time. 533 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:50,387 Okay, okay, I got it. 534 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,190 ¶ I'll make you proud ¶ 535 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,991 Okay, okay, I got it. 536 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,826 ¶ I never made ¶ 537 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:55,659 Okay, okay, I got it. 538 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,444 ¶ Never made ¶ 539 00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:57,227 Okay, okay, I got it. 540 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,280 ¶ This kind of vow ¶ 541 00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:01,331 Okay, okay, I got it. 542 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,167 Put up your hands. 543 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,001 Okay, okay, I got it. 544 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,170 ¶ This is now ¶ 545 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,338 Okay, okay, I got it. 546 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,790 We don't put our hands on a Cobra wax job. 547 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,241 Okay, okay, I got it. 548 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,743 Hey, man, this is the largest Pinto they make, huh? 549 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,244 Okay, okay, I got it. 550 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,212 I'm up to your stupid little game. 551 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,179 Okay, okay, I got it. 552 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:15,613 Look, it was only a kid. 553 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,046 Okay, okay, I got it. 554 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:16,865 We have nothing to say Whitey. Whitey. 555 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:17,682 Okay, okay, I got it. 556 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,484 to each other. Let it go. 557 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,285 Okay, okay, I got it. 558 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,131 Troy, look. 559 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,583 These make great Frisbees. 560 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,034 Troy, look. 561 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,435 Troy, look. 562 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,643 Can I talk to you? 563 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,317 Can I talk to--? No. 564 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,570 I'm miserable. 565 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,422 I can't spend another evening that way. 566 00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,273 I'm miserable. 567 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:16,875 I'm sunk. 568 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:17,475 I'm miserable. 569 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,426 Electricity's been off for a month, 570 00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:19,376 I'm miserable. 571 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,262 they're gonna disconnect the phone. 572 00:16:21,263 --> 00:16:23,146 I'm miserable. 573 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,150 It's okay. 574 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,253 I'm glad you feel this way. Marry me. 575 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,355 It's okay. 576 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,275 You'll get the money, we'll get divorced. 577 00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:36,194 It's okay. 578 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:36,811 Come on. 579 00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:37,427 It's okay. 580 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,397 It's okay. 581 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,482 You can't fool my uncle. 582 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:41,566 It's okay. 583 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,468 Jake, you can't pass as a gentleman. 584 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,369 It's okay. 585 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,988 You can't even pass the butter. 586 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,605 It's okay. 587 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,624 I'll mow him down. 588 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,641 It's okay. 589 00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:53,610 It's okay. 590 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,482 Mm-- Mm-mm. 591 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,600 Uh-uh. No, ha, ha. 592 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,717 Mm-- Mm-mm. 593 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,985 No, heh. 594 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,252 Mm-- Mm-mm. 595 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,057 Jake, I think you're great, 596 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,593 but you gotta drop that line of thought. 597 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,128 Jake, I think you're great, 598 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,233 You understand. 599 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,570 Oh, yeah, I understand. 600 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,108 Ugh. 601 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:24,609 I just don't understand. 602 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,109 Ugh. 603 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,778 You're gonna give me a heart attack. 604 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,446 Ugh. 605 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,681 What's your problem? Help me out here. 606 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,966 I blew it. You blew who? 607 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,250 What's your problem? Help me out here. 608 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,270 No. The thing with Olivia. I blew it. 609 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,288 What's your problem? Help me out here. 610 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,239 Oh. 611 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,189 What's your problem? Help me out here. 612 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:39,724 Well, what did she say, man? 613 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,257 What's your problem? Help me out here. 614 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,227 She said I didn't have any class. 615 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,195 What's your problem? Help me out here. 616 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,747 Well, she's right. You don't. 617 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,298 What's your problem? Help me out here. 618 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,349 Listen to me, you mound hound. 619 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:49,399 What's your problem? Help me out here. 620 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,368 This is the first time in my life 621 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,335 What's your problem? Help me out here. 622 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,854 I'm serious about somebody. 623 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,372 What's your problem? Help me out here. 624 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,490 Whoa. 625 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,607 What's your problem? Help me out here. 626 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,108 I think. 627 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:57,608 What's your problem? Help me out here. 628 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,876 Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake. 629 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,143 What's your problem? Help me out here. 630 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,180 You just stay right there and let old Uncle Barn 631 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,215 What's your problem? Help me out here. 632 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,950 give you a lifetime's worth of experience 633 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,684 What's your problem? Help me out here. 634 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,136 in chasing pussy. 635 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:08,586 What's your problem? Help me out here. 636 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,337 You know what your problem is? 637 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,087 What's your problem? Help me out here. 638 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,123 Your problem is you don't know how to talk to women. 639 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,157 What's your problem? Help me out here. 640 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:14,759 Whoa. I'll take that back. 641 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,359 What's your problem? Help me out here. 642 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,244 Your problem is you talk to women. 643 00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,128 What's your problem? Help me out here. 644 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,681 You think Elvis ever had to say diddly squat to get laid? 645 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,233 What's your problem? Help me out here. 646 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,818 No. All he had to do was go... 647 00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:25,402 What's your problem? Help me out here. 648 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,304 Ha! 649 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,204 What's your problem? Help me out here. 650 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,607 Huh. That's all. 651 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,975 You need help. You need professional help. 652 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,342 Huh. That's all. 653 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:32,994 And you need Hemily. 654 00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:33,644 Huh. That's all. 655 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,229 Right, Hemily. What's Hemily? 656 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:36,813 Huh. That's all. 657 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,166 Hemily, the lady that teaches hetiquette. 658 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,517 Huh. That's all. 659 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,368 Oh, I see. 660 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,218 Huh. That's all. 661 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:41,986 You mean Emily Post? 662 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:42,752 Huh. That's all. 663 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,621 Yeah, you know, uh... 664 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,488 Huh. That's all. 665 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,157 She'll teach you what fork to use, 666 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,824 Huh. That's all. 667 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,526 the proper soup spoon. 668 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,226 Huh. That's all. 669 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,195 This bitch basically makes a living 670 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,162 Huh. That's all. 671 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,263 out of showing people how to put shit 672 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,363 Huh. That's all. 673 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,365 in and out of their mouth. 674 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,365 Huh. That's all. 675 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,902 Look, I'm gonna let my fingers do the walking for you. 676 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,437 Huh. That's all. 677 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:00,822 You need... 678 00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:01,205 Huh. That's all. 679 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,807 You need to go to charm school. 680 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,408 Huh. That's all. 681 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,376 I'm not going to charm school. 682 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,343 Huh. That's all. 683 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,112 What? Uh-uh. 684 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:07,879 Huh. That's all. 685 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,614 You're not going to charm school? 686 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,348 Huh. That's all. 687 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:11,616 Fine. 688 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:11,882 Huh. That's all. 689 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:12,751 But I'll tell you what's gonna happen. 690 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:13,618 Huh. That's all. 691 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,170 In a couple of weeks, some rich schmuck 692 00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,721 Huh. That's all. 693 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,156 is gonna be schtooping your girl. 694 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,590 Huh. That's all. 695 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,462 I got an idea. Charm school. I like it. 696 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,814 Great. And I'll tell you what. I'll go with you. 697 00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,165 I got an idea. Charm school. I like it. 698 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,733 And you know, hey, I don't need no fucking manners. 699 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,300 I got an idea. Charm school. I like it. 700 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:31,902 I got an idea. Charm school. I like it. 701 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,545 Promise me you won't get married until you see me again. 702 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,230 You don't knock. No, not in a crisis. 703 00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:43,914 Promise me you won't get married until you see me again. 704 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:44,816 Promise me. 705 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,716 Promise me you won't get married until you see me again. 706 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,886 Okay. Ah, great! 707 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,191 Okay. Ah, great! 708 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,728 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 709 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,630 ¶ For 40 days For only a spark ¶ 710 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,531 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 711 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,383 Where is this place? 712 00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:03,233 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 713 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,519 ¶ To light my way ¶ 714 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,803 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 715 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,187 Chill out, man. 716 00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:06,570 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 717 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,690 To see this place is to love this place, okay? 718 00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:10,808 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 719 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,592 ¶ Through the cries ¶ 720 00:20:11,593 --> 00:20:12,375 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 721 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,361 ¶ And through the wars ¶ 722 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,345 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 723 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,947 ¶ Oh, I still believe ¶ 724 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,548 ¶ I've been in a cave ¶ 725 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,855 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 726 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,541 - Hey, I remember this. - Wait a minute. 727 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,226 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 728 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,978 This is... This is the jungle safari right at Disneyland. 729 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,729 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 730 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,047 And right up here, there's some hippopotamuses. 731 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:34,364 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 732 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,850 Watch, watch. Keep your eye open. 733 00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,334 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 734 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,286 Oh, shit. 735 00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:39,236 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 736 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:39,954 ¶ Out at sea ¶ 737 00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:40,670 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 738 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,324 ¶ Hoping these waves Don't cover me ¶ 739 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,976 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 740 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:46,978 ¶ Through the rain ¶ 741 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:47,978 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 742 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,430 ¶ And through the tears ¶ 743 00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:50,880 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 744 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,666 ¶ Through the crowds ¶ 745 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,450 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 746 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,635 ¶ And through the cheers ¶ 747 00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:54,819 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 748 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,821 ¶ Oh, I still believe ¶ 749 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,822 ¶ La, la, la ¶ 750 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,365 Phelps? 751 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,633 No. I'm Humping the butler. 752 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,900 Phelps? 753 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,419 Who's fucking the maid? 754 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,937 Phelps? 755 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,105 If you don't stay clean, 756 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,272 Phelps? 757 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,842 the jungle will move in and take you over. 758 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,410 Phelps? 759 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,479 Yeah. 760 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,546 Phelps? 761 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,553 Over there. 762 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:38,296 - Did you notice? - He ain't got no chin. 763 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,060 What do you want? 764 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,778 Is this the Phelps Institute? 765 00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:12,495 What do you want? 766 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,065 Perhaps. Why? Uh, we owe you any money? 767 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,633 What do you want? 768 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,518 Hey, wait a minute. This is the charm school, isn't it? 769 00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:19,402 What do you want? 770 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:19,720 Who are you? 771 00:22:19,721 --> 00:22:20,036 What do you want? 772 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,439 I'm Mr. Bateman. This is my associate, Mr. Benar. 773 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,840 What do you want? 774 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,441 He spoke to you on the phone. 775 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,041 What do you want? 776 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,327 Oh. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 777 00:22:26,328 --> 00:22:28,612 What do you want? 778 00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:29,580 Are you alone? Hey, hold on. 779 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:30,547 What do you want? 780 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,833 I'm not going in there. 781 00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,117 What do you want? 782 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,368 Get in there. 783 00:22:34,369 --> 00:22:35,618 What do you want? 784 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,902 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 785 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,504 who has been detained, and myself, 786 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,105 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 787 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,024 I'd like to welcome you, 788 00:22:56,025 --> 00:22:56,941 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 789 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,376 students of the winter session 790 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,810 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 791 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,829 of the Phelps Institute of Etiquette. 792 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:03,847 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 793 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:04,432 In the days to come, 794 00:23:04,433 --> 00:23:05,015 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 795 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,451 we will learn that armed with etiquette, 796 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,886 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 797 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,506 we can take our social fancies 798 00:23:11,507 --> 00:23:13,124 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 799 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:13,975 with cool heads 800 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:14,825 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 801 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,793 and confident hearts. 802 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:16,760 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 803 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,580 Now, I think at this time 804 00:23:18,581 --> 00:23:20,398 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 805 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,049 it might be instructive 806 00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:21,699 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 807 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,234 if we all introduced ourselves. 808 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,768 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 809 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:25,770 Who'd like to start? I would. 810 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:26,770 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 811 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:27,622 Mr. Um-- Ba-- Ba-- 812 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:28,472 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 813 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:29,941 Bateman. Bateman. I'm Jake Bateman. 814 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,409 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 815 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,243 I just wanna say I'm here 816 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,076 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 817 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,562 because I have no one else that I can turn to. 818 00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:36,046 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 819 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:36,931 I feel like I share a common bond 820 00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:37,815 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 821 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:38,716 with each and every one of you. 822 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:39,616 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 823 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,769 With you, sir, with you. And you, sir. 824 00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,920 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 825 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,006 And, uh... 826 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,090 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 827 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,108 Yeah, even you. 828 00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:48,125 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 829 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:48,893 Okay. Heh-heh-heh. 830 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:49,660 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 831 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,063 So I just want this to be a really up thing for all of us 832 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,465 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 833 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,550 and let's get started, okay? 834 00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:56,634 On behalf of Colonel Phelps, 835 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,770 Hi, everybody. 836 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,855 My name is Eddie. Eddie Lipschultz. 837 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,939 Hi, everybody. 838 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:02,456 The only reason I came 839 00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:02,972 Hi, everybody. 840 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:03,891 is because my mother's new boyfriend said 841 00:24:03,892 --> 00:24:04,808 Hi, everybody. 842 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:05,493 I couldn't stay in her bedroom any more. 843 00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:06,176 Hi, everybody. 844 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:07,078 I thought if I came to charm school, 845 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:07,978 Hi, everybody. 846 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:08,529 maybe there was a chance-- 847 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,079 Hi, everybody. 848 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:10,064 I figured there might be a possibility-- 849 00:24:10,065 --> 00:24:11,048 Hi, everybody. 850 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,283 I figured that perhaps I may be able to-- 851 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,517 Hi, everybody. 852 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:14,735 Get laid, huh? 853 00:24:14,736 --> 00:24:15,952 Hi, everybody. 854 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,320 I thought so. 855 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:16,686 Hi, everybody. 856 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,773 Shitlips, my friend. we have saying in my country. 857 00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:20,858 Hi, everybody. 858 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,193 Tiger that does not ram the goose, 859 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,527 Hi, everybody. 860 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:24,028 strokes the goat. Heh. 861 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:24,528 Hi, everybody. 862 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:26,097 This is America. We don't do no goat-stroking here, 863 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,665 Hi, everybody. 864 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,349 you sheet wearing faggot. 865 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:29,032 Hi, everybody. 866 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,518 This is not a sheet and I am not a faggot. 867 00:24:30,519 --> 00:24:32,002 Hi, everybody. 868 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,020 My name is Roy Rajmataj. 869 00:24:33,021 --> 00:24:34,037 Hi, everybody. 870 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,573 Hey, do you mind if we just call you Roy Raja? 871 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,107 Hi, everybody. 872 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:37,974 Hi, everybody. 873 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,511 You may call me Lion of Kashmir. 874 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:43,046 Hi, everybody. 875 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,549 And you may call me the boner of East L.A. 876 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,050 Hi, everybody. 877 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,469 My friend, you must learn to respect the Hindu people. 878 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,887 Hi, everybody. 879 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:51,923 Respect? I love them. 880 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:52,957 Hi, everybody. 881 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:53,858 Hindus? What's not to like? 882 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:54,758 Hi, everybody. 883 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,976 Gandhi, what a movie, huh? 884 00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:57,193 Hi, everybody. 885 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:57,895 This man was macho. 886 00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:58,595 Hi, everybody. 887 00:24:58,598 --> 00:24:59,330 He defeated the British empire 888 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,063 Hi, everybody. 889 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,098 with like a million 7-Eleven workers. 890 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,131 Hi, everybody. 891 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,602 Uh, excuse me one sec-- It wasn't quite like that. 892 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,071 Hi, everybody. 893 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,523 Let's go to someone else. 894 00:25:08,524 --> 00:25:09,974 Hi, everybody. 895 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:10,908 Uh... 896 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:11,841 Hi, everybody. 897 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,677 Yoo-hoo. 898 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,511 Hi, everybody. 899 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,112 Yoo-hoo. 900 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,381 Would you like to join us for a while? 901 00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,649 Yoo-hoo. 902 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,987 My name's Shelley. 903 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,822 I've just spent 15 years in prison, 904 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,656 My name's Shelley. 905 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:29,610 and I feel it's important that I readjust to society. 906 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,562 My name's Shelley. 907 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,599 Oh, yeah? What were you in for? 908 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,869 They said I killed my parents 909 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,337 and my little brother Joey 910 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,804 They said I killed my parents 911 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:42,389 with an axe. 912 00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:42,972 They said I killed my parents 913 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:43,974 That's really awful. 914 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:44,974 They said I killed my parents 915 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,127 You must have been innocent. 916 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,278 They said I killed my parents 917 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,479 Yeah. 918 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,679 They said I killed my parents 919 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:50,381 Maybe I was. 920 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,081 They said I killed my parents 921 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:51,949 Okay, that's it. Look. Listen. 922 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:52,816 They said I killed my parents 923 00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:53,851 I'm not thrilled to be with you people 924 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:54,885 They said I killed my parents 925 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,553 in the first place, okay? 926 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,220 They said I killed my parents 927 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:56,671 I'm Officer White. 928 00:25:56,672 --> 00:25:57,121 They said I killed my parents 929 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,339 I'm here because my precinct captain thought 930 00:25:58,340 --> 00:25:59,556 They said I killed my parents 931 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:00,241 that four brutality convictions 932 00:26:00,242 --> 00:26:00,924 They said I killed my parents 933 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:01,959 and three chokehold violations meant 934 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,992 They said I killed my parents 935 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:03,961 that I had an attitude problem. 936 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:04,928 They said I killed my parents 937 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,098 I do not have an attitude problem. 938 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,266 They said I killed my parents 939 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:10,701 Don't fuck with me. 940 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,135 They said I killed my parents 941 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,574 Personally, 942 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,092 I don't think you've ever been fucked... 943 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:19,609 Personally, 944 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:20,194 ...with. 945 00:26:20,195 --> 00:26:20,777 Personally, 946 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,230 Aah. Maybe my luck's about to change. 947 00:26:22,231 --> 00:26:23,681 Personally, 948 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:24,966 Ugh. Easy, lady. Boy. 949 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,250 Personally, 950 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,551 What underarms. 951 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,851 Personally, 952 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:30,421 Yeah, my name is Barney Bonaire, 953 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,989 Personally, 954 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,124 and I'm here with Jake, see? 955 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,258 Personally, 956 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,610 Because, uh-- Well, like, we met this girl 957 00:26:35,611 --> 00:26:36,961 Personally, 958 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:37,845 and he's trying to nail her-- 959 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:38,728 Personally, 960 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:39,747 Uh, ahem. Uh-uh. 961 00:26:39,748 --> 00:26:40,764 Personally, 962 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:41,732 What? 963 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:42,699 Personally, 964 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,069 But, I mean, he cares for her-- 965 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:47,004 Sure he wants to fuck her, but he cares for her a-- 966 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,938 But, I mean, he cares for her-- 967 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,140 But, I mean, he cares for her-- 968 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,109 Look, I'm just with him. 969 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,076 But, I mean, he cares for her-- 970 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:54,278 But, I mean, he cares for her-- 971 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,664 The Colonel has arrived, Madam. 972 00:26:56,665 --> 00:26:59,049 But, I mean, he cares for her-- 973 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:05,856 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 974 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,377 I'd like to introduce you to my husband, Colonel Phelps... 975 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:12,480 And, um... 976 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,014 I'm afraid I've had rather a bad day 977 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,200 at the track in Miami, my dear. 978 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:18,285 As a result of my little debt, 979 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,688 I agreed to enroll Mrs. Antonucci 980 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,140 and her unborn child-- 981 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:24,992 Giuseppe. Uh, Giuseppe. 982 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,745 Into our little institute here to teach her--them-- 983 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:31,065 the finer aspects of social intercourse. 984 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:33,134 No, no, no. Anybody teaches her 985 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,436 any kind of intercourse ends up in the trunk of a car. 986 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:37,571 You got it wrong, general. 987 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,123 I'm counting on you to do the right thing. 988 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,158 Otherwise, I'll redecorate this fucking dump 989 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:42,944 with your fingers. You got it? 990 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,929 I'll be back in a week. Give me a kiss, Clorinda. 991 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,014 Come on, plant it. 992 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,400 Perhaps you'll allow us to show you to your car, 993 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:51,669 Mr. Anto-- Thank you. 994 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:53,554 Remember what I said, okay? 995 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,982 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 996 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,834 - I Dream of Jeannie. - Howdy Doody's on. 997 00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:08,685 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 998 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,021 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 999 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:11,672 In point of fact, 1000 00:28:11,673 --> 00:28:12,322 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1001 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,692 you are all the stars this evening. 1002 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,061 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1003 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,179 Some of you may have noticed 1004 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:19,296 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1005 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,265 that the colonel and I did not join you for dinner, 1006 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,233 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1007 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,134 because Colonel Phelps had placed himself 1008 00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:25,034 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1009 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,154 in strategic positions and was videotaping 1010 00:28:27,155 --> 00:28:29,272 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1011 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,007 the entire episode. 1012 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:30,740 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1013 00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:32,259 Do you remember the first course? 1014 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:33,776 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1015 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:34,511 At the end of this week, 1016 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:35,244 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1017 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,363 you will not only know the meaning 1018 00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:37,480 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1019 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,232 of the word escargot, 1020 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:38,982 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1021 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,402 but you will also know how to eat them. 1022 00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:43,821 Oh, great, can you put on MTV? 1023 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:56,200 Hey, yo. Humping. 1024 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,184 Yes, sir? 1025 00:28:57,185 --> 00:28:58,167 Hey, yo. Humping. 1026 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:01,237 Hey, yo. Humping. 1027 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,323 Is that delicious? 1028 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,407 Hey, yo. Humping. 1029 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,076 Hey, yo. Humping. 1030 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,887 Heh. Ooh. 1031 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,028 Hey, what's that? 1032 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:26,146 It's a snail. 1033 00:29:26,147 --> 00:29:27,263 Hey, what's that? 1034 00:29:28,817 --> 00:29:30,367 Hey, what's that? 1035 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:37,207 Argh. Argh. Argh. Aah. Argh. 1036 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,209 I did give you quite a simple test 1037 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,210 Argh. Argh. Argh. Aah. Argh. 1038 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,179 during the soup course. 1039 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:43,146 Argh. Argh. Argh. Aah. Argh. 1040 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,082 I put a fly in each bowl. 1041 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:47,016 Argh. Argh. Argh. Aah. Argh. 1042 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,862 Hey, what's your problem? 1043 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:00,414 No problem. Heh. 1044 00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:01,965 Hey, what's your problem? 1045 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,822 Oh. Oh. 1046 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:28,509 Huh, oh. 1047 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:41,538 Hold it. Hold it. That's not another snail, is it? 1048 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,257 No. It's a fly. 1049 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,975 Hold it. Hold it. That's not another snail, is it? 1050 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:45,259 Aah! 1051 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:45,542 Hold it. Hold it. That's not another snail, is it? 1052 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:48,796 There is a right way and a wrong way to eat fish. 1053 00:30:48,797 --> 00:30:52,049 Hold it. Hold it. That's not another snail, is it? 1054 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,852 Wrong. 1055 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,454 Your mama's a blowfish. You're gonna get it. 1056 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,055 Wrong. 1057 00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,156 Now, didn't I tell you not to come around 1058 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,256 Wrong. 1059 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,225 my neighborhood no more. 1060 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:02,192 Wrong. 1061 00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:03,359 Wrong. 1062 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,379 I'll cut your balls off, man. 1063 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,397 Wrong. 1064 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,602 Do fish have balls? 1065 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,471 Do fish have balls? 1066 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,107 Hey! 1067 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,075 Oh, would you like to disco? Of course. 1068 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,042 Hey! 1069 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:52,793 Okay, you just stand right there and go, 1070 00:31:52,794 --> 00:31:53,543 Hey! 1071 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:54,745 ¶ My girl wants to party All the time ¶ 1072 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,946 Hey! 1073 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,114 ¶ Party all the time Party all the time ¶ 1074 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:58,281 Hey! 1075 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,633 ¶ Party all the time Party all the time ¶ 1076 00:31:59,634 --> 00:32:00,983 Hey! 1077 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,653 ¶ Party all the time ¶ 1078 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,321 Hey! 1079 00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:07,658 Hey! 1080 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:08,457 Hey! 1081 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,409 I'd like to have a cigarette. 1082 00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:10,359 Hey! 1083 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,428 Yeah, I bet you would. 1084 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:12,495 Hey! 1085 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,797 Lessons begin tomorrow. 1086 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,097 Hey! 1087 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,033 I want you to go upstairs. 1088 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:16,967 Hey! 1089 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,136 Lights out in five minutes and no more talking. Get. 1090 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,304 Hey! 1091 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:30,480 Unh, ah. 1092 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,082 Are you okay? I really gotta go bad. 1093 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,683 Unh, ah. 1094 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:34,502 Well, just relax. 1095 00:32:34,503 --> 00:32:35,319 Unh, ah. 1096 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:36,370 Try not to think about... 1097 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,420 Unh, ah. 1098 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,873 Niagara Falls. Ugh. 1099 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,324 Unh, ah. 1100 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:41,342 Ooh. Whoa. 1101 00:32:41,343 --> 00:32:42,359 Unh, ah. 1102 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,961 I'll only be in there a couple of pages. 1103 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,562 Unh, ah. 1104 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:46,013 Excuse me, my friends. 1105 00:32:46,014 --> 00:32:46,463 Unh, ah. 1106 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,898 Why are there two toilets in the bathroom? 1107 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,332 Unh, ah. 1108 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,401 It's a bidet, you asshole. 1109 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,468 Unh, ah. 1110 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,836 Whoa. 1111 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:54,203 Unh, ah. 1112 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:55,589 Jesus, somebody took a dump in the bidet. 1113 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:56,973 Unh, ah. 1114 00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,175 Good night. 1115 00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,375 Unh, ah. 1116 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,413 Page 38, Eddie. 1117 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,694 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1118 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,446 The rule of thumb is to start from the outside 1119 00:33:19,447 --> 00:33:21,197 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1120 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,650 and work your way inwards. You see, it's very simple. 1121 00:33:22,651 --> 00:33:24,101 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1122 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:27,555 Unless your soup course is served after the fish course. 1123 00:33:27,556 --> 00:33:31,008 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1124 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,126 In which case, you have to place the fish fork 1125 00:33:32,127 --> 00:33:33,243 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1126 00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:33,861 and the fish knife on the outside 1127 00:33:33,862 --> 00:33:34,478 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1128 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,830 and the soup spoon to the left of the fish knife, 1129 00:33:36,831 --> 00:33:39,181 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1130 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,668 and the salad fork to the right of the fish fork. 1131 00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:44,153 You mustn't be intimidated by your cutlery. 1132 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:48,258 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1133 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,810 and you have decided to serve consommé 1134 00:33:49,811 --> 00:33:51,361 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1135 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,947 followed by shrimp and aspic and then truffled grouse. 1136 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:56,532 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1137 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,068 It's only then that your wretched chef 1138 00:33:58,069 --> 00:33:59,602 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1139 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:01,071 comes to you and says he has changed the whole thing 1140 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:02,538 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1141 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,908 to pâté, asparagus and lobster thermidor. 1142 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,276 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1143 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:07,995 What are you going to do? 1144 00:34:07,996 --> 00:34:08,712 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1145 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,197 Slap him. Ready, steady, go. 1146 00:34:10,198 --> 00:34:11,681 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1147 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:14,101 Here, man. You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. 1148 00:34:14,102 --> 00:34:16,520 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1149 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,138 Oh, ah. Ha-ha, ha. 1150 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,755 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1151 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:20,274 Oh. 1152 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:20,791 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1153 00:34:21,776 --> 00:34:22,758 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1154 00:34:24,112 --> 00:34:25,462 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1155 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:26,880 You see, the real connoisseur 1156 00:34:26,881 --> 00:34:28,297 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1157 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,984 not only knows the name of the grape and the year, 1158 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:33,669 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1159 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:34,371 but also the region. 1160 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:35,071 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1161 00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:36,740 Why don't we start with you, Edward? 1162 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,407 Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party, 1163 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,751 Ah, this is an excellent white wine. 1164 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:48,635 Skid Row area, 1165 00:34:48,636 --> 00:34:49,518 Ah, this is an excellent white wine. 1166 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,371 5th and Main, Los Angeles. 1167 00:34:51,372 --> 00:34:53,222 Ah, this is an excellent white wine. 1168 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,826 Ah, Saint Jude's Catholic communion wine. 1169 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,428 Ah, this is an excellent white wine. 1170 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,597 They sold this fucker way before its time. 1171 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,765 Ah, this is an excellent white wine. 1172 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:05,435 Jonestown. 1173 00:35:07,088 --> 00:35:08,738 Jonestown. 1174 00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,175 Jonestown. 1175 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,431 This wine is free. 1176 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:26,189 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1177 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:28,742 Can--? Just stop rocking. 1178 00:35:28,743 --> 00:35:31,294 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1179 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:32,079 Thank you. 1180 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:32,863 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1181 00:35:32,865 --> 00:35:34,798 Now, writing thank you notes, et cetera, 1182 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,732 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1183 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,086 is a social skill that simply must be mastered. 1184 00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:41,438 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1185 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,490 Now, may I hear what you have written? 1186 00:35:43,491 --> 00:35:45,541 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1187 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,375 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1188 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,277 "Dear Mr. and Mrs. MacGregor Scott, 1189 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:48,177 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1190 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,313 "congratulations on the wedding of your daughter Candy. 1191 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,447 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1192 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,850 It must be a relief to have the bitch off your hands." 1193 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,252 Uh, can we settle down now, please? Can we? 1194 00:35:55,387 --> 00:36:00,857 "Dear Laura, I was relieved to hear you only gave me the clap. 1195 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,259 "Nowadays, it is refreshing to meet a girl 1196 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,660 "Dear Laura, I was relieved to hear you only gave me the clap. 1197 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,995 with curable diseases." 1198 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,329 "Dear Laura, I was relieved to hear you only gave me the clap. 1199 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,667 "I'm sorry about your husband's tragic death. 1200 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,285 "I hope it doesn't affect the size 1201 00:36:11,286 --> 00:36:11,902 "I'm sorry about your husband's tragic death. 1202 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,771 of your firm and humongous breasts." 1203 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,639 "I'm sorry about your husband's tragic death. 1204 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,394 Jake, having fun yet? 1205 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,412 Ha-ha-ha. I don't know about this place. 1206 00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:13,429 Jake, having fun yet? 1207 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,348 I don't think we stand a chance in here. 1208 00:37:14,349 --> 00:37:15,265 Jake, having fun yet? 1209 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:15,966 Oh, will you stop complaining? 1210 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:16,666 Jake, having fun yet? 1211 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,084 Look, these people are gonna hand Olivia over to you 1212 00:37:18,085 --> 00:37:19,501 Jake, having fun yet? 1213 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:20,453 on a silver platter. I don't know. 1214 00:37:20,454 --> 00:37:21,403 Jake, having fun yet? 1215 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,023 There's something real weird about that colonel. 1216 00:37:23,024 --> 00:37:24,641 Jake, having fun yet? 1217 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,159 You mean he's not a real colonel? 1218 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,676 Jake, having fun yet? 1219 00:37:29,297 --> 00:37:30,914 Jake, having fun yet? 1220 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:57,007 Oop. 1221 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,859 Ha! Ah! 1222 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:16,960 Hyah! 1223 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,060 Ha! Ah! 1224 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:28,371 Oh, I'm popping a boner. 1225 00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:30,674 Oh, I'm popping a boner. 1226 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,010 Aah! Shit. 1227 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:34,678 Ugh, goddamn it. Aah! 1228 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:35,345 Aah! Shit. 1229 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,481 Aah! You're choking, you're choking me! 1230 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,616 Aah! Shit. 1231 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,051 Olé! 1232 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,485 Aah! Shit. 1233 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,521 Olé. Olé. 1234 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:47,524 Olé. Olé. 1235 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:01,538 Humping. Come on. 1236 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,522 Olé, olé. Come on. 1237 00:39:02,523 --> 00:39:03,505 Humping. Come on. 1238 00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:29,766 Ooh. 1239 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,535 Ooh, yeah! 1240 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,005 Goya. The Third of May. 1241 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:38,191 Honest, man, I didn't know that was your sister. 1242 00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:40,376 Goya. The Third of May. 1243 00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,545 Please don't be disrespectful. 1244 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:42,712 Goya. The Third of May. 1245 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,115 Goya. The Third of May. 1246 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,455 Raphael. 1247 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:53,490 Pope Leo X with his nephews. 1248 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:54,524 Raphael. 1249 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,760 - Hey, relax, Uncle Leo. - We got this at Popes R Us. 1250 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,995 Raphael. 1251 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,664 Raphael. 1252 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:04,401 Raphael. 1253 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,603 That's San Sebastian. 1254 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:08,138 Polish archery lessons. 1255 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,672 That's San Sebastian. 1256 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:12,609 That's San Sebastian. 1257 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:26,156 Argh. Pfft. 1258 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:36,433 Don't pull your stitches too tight, Edward. 1259 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,928 Wow, this bike's great, man. 1260 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:06,329 I think I saw it on Hogan's Heroes. 1261 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,729 Wow, this bike's great, man. 1262 00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:09,099 Sieg Heil. 1263 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,467 Wow, this bike's great, man. 1264 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:13,803 Hey Jake, you hit a dog back there. Do you realize that? 1265 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,704 You got shit all over the fender. 1266 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:15,604 Hey Jake, you hit a dog back there. Do you realize that? 1267 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,140 - Damn. - We gotta be insured. 1268 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,674 Hey Jake, you hit a dog back there. Do you realize that? 1269 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:19,726 My legs are asleep. Ay. 1270 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:20,776 Hey Jake, you hit a dog back there. Do you realize that? 1271 00:41:22,263 --> 00:41:23,746 Hey Jake, you hit a dog back there. Do you realize that? 1272 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:27,550 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1273 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:28,301 How's the hernia? 1274 00:41:28,302 --> 00:41:29,051 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1275 00:41:30,505 --> 00:41:31,955 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1276 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:32,739 Well, well, well, well. 1277 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:33,522 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1278 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:34,508 I was wondering when you boys 1279 00:41:34,509 --> 00:41:35,492 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1280 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:36,326 were gonna come out of the bush. 1281 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,159 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1282 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:37,861 How about a little champagne? 1283 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:38,561 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1284 00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,363 Barman, champagne please. Three glasses. 1285 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:42,164 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1286 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,567 Nope. No way. 1287 00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:44,968 We're gonna stick to this colonel. He knows something. 1288 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,839 Yes. 1289 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,057 Followed me, eh? 1290 00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:52,274 Yes. 1291 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,209 Couldn't help yourselves, eh? 1292 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,142 Yes. 1293 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:55,695 Hmm. I like that. 1294 00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:57,246 Yes. 1295 00:41:57,249 --> 00:41:58,682 Yes. I like that. 1296 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,116 Yes. 1297 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,017 Oh, by the way, 1298 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:01,917 Yes. 1299 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,069 do you have any money 1300 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,219 Yes. 1301 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,423 to pay for this champagne that I've just ordered? 1302 00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,625 Yes. 1303 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:08,859 No. 1304 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,092 Yes. 1305 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,360 No, I didn't think you did. Neither do I. 1306 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,627 Yes. 1307 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,146 But we're not gonna let that stop us, are we? 1308 00:42:13,147 --> 00:42:14,663 Yes. 1309 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:15,415 Cheers. 1310 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:16,165 Yes. 1311 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:25,208 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1312 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,060 Oh, yes, we all hear about the wretched hostages 1313 00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:28,911 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1314 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:29,796 aboard the aircraft, 1315 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:30,679 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1316 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:31,698 held captive by the Arab swine. 1317 00:42:31,699 --> 00:42:32,715 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1318 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,801 Long after their liberation on national television, 1319 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,886 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1320 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:37,570 long after the deals 1321 00:42:37,571 --> 00:42:38,253 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1322 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,572 and the guest shots on Johnny Carson. 1323 00:42:39,573 --> 00:42:40,889 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1324 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,342 What about you two lads who volunteered 1325 00:42:42,343 --> 00:42:43,793 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1326 00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:46,563 to go in and fly that empty airliner home 1327 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,332 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1328 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,300 to its rightful owners. I mean-- 1329 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:51,267 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1330 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:51,734 Did they do that? 1331 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:52,200 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1332 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:54,520 Under the very muzzles of the dusky savages' guns. 1333 00:42:54,521 --> 00:42:56,838 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1334 00:42:56,841 --> 00:42:59,025 Oh, sorry. This champagne, how much is it? 1335 00:42:59,026 --> 00:43:01,210 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1336 00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:01,728 What is the check? Uh... 1337 00:43:01,729 --> 00:43:02,245 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1338 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,481 These guys don't pay for drinks in my bar. 1339 00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:06,716 Here is to two of America's greatest unsung heroes. 1340 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,053 What kind of an American do you think I am? 1341 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:11,620 What kind of an American do you think I am? 1342 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:12,922 Those two guys over there are heroes. 1343 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,222 What kind of an American do you think I am? 1344 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:15,224 You're a genius. 1345 00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:16,224 What kind of an American do you think I am? 1346 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,294 What kind of an American do you think I am? 1347 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:24,934 A society was formed high up in the Alps, 1348 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,052 maybe a century ago. 1349 00:43:26,053 --> 00:43:27,169 A society was formed high up in the Alps, 1350 00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:28,505 They called themselves... 1351 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,839 A society was formed high up in the Alps, 1352 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,810 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1353 00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:34,261 There was no clubhouse, 1354 00:43:34,262 --> 00:43:34,711 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1355 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:37,180 nothing but a pledge to a single sacred ideal. 1356 00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:39,648 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1357 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:41,234 Fuck them before they fuck you. 1358 00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:42,818 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1359 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:44,571 We'll begin our training tomorrow morning in earnest. 1360 00:43:44,572 --> 00:43:46,322 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1361 00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,040 What kind of training? 1362 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:47,757 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1363 00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:48,441 Training in the magic art 1364 00:43:48,442 --> 00:43:49,124 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1365 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:51,194 of what really makes a gentleman. 1366 00:43:51,195 --> 00:43:53,262 the Bavarian Illuminati. 1367 00:43:57,869 --> 00:44:03,039 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1368 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:03,440 Try as she might, 1369 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:03,840 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1370 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,625 my wife has never been able to find the key. Ha! 1371 00:44:05,626 --> 00:44:07,409 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1372 00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:08,912 The morning update. 1373 00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:10,413 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1374 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:11,531 A little ritual. 1375 00:44:11,532 --> 00:44:12,648 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1376 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:13,900 Chicago. In. 1377 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,150 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1378 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,169 Uh, Bill. Uh, uh... 1379 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,186 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1380 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:18,571 Yeah. Uh, no. 1381 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:19,955 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1382 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:21,808 Check that out. A PhD from Harvard. 1383 00:44:21,809 --> 00:44:23,659 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1384 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:24,294 Wow. 1385 00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:24,927 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1386 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:26,429 Oh, is that still there? 1387 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:27,930 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1388 00:44:27,932 --> 00:44:29,415 I had this damn bank manager out the other day, 1389 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,899 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1390 00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:31,918 pestering me about house payments. 1391 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:32,935 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1392 00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,871 An alumnus of the old crimson. 1393 00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:36,806 Welcome to my private little inner sanctum. 1394 00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:41,744 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1395 00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:42,228 People. 1396 00:44:42,229 --> 00:44:42,711 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1397 00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,948 I'm trying to unload a useless bit of swampland 1398 00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:47,183 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1399 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:47,801 on a gullible neighbor. 1400 00:44:47,802 --> 00:44:48,418 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1401 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:49,236 Something my wife inherited. 1402 00:44:49,237 --> 00:44:50,053 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1403 00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:52,439 He made his money in engineering. 1404 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,824 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1405 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:55,024 MIT. 1406 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:55,223 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1407 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,275 Do you have one of those from every school? 1408 00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:57,325 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1409 00:44:57,328 --> 00:44:58,044 Only the ones that matter, dear boy. 1410 00:44:58,045 --> 00:44:58,761 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1411 00:44:58,763 --> 00:45:01,614 Only the ones that matter. And a complete set of neckties. 1412 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,466 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1413 00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:05,735 Cost $12 a tie. 1414 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:07,002 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1415 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:07,670 Fraternity pins and rings. 1416 00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:08,336 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1417 00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:09,822 Easily obtainable from any local pawnshop. 1418 00:45:09,823 --> 00:45:11,306 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1419 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:12,892 Cost: $1. 1420 00:45:12,893 --> 00:45:14,476 He gave me a six-month extension on my loan, heh. 1421 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,312 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1422 00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:18,147 from a mail-order house in Canton, Oklahoma. 1423 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:19,981 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1424 00:45:19,984 --> 00:45:22,035 Thus, for a total outlay of $212, 1425 00:45:22,036 --> 00:45:24,087 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1426 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:24,671 the dedicated lluminati 1427 00:45:24,672 --> 00:45:25,254 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1428 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:27,240 can equip himself with full academic credentials 1429 00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:29,225 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1430 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,727 for any social or business situation. 1431 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,228 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1432 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:32,829 I cannot overemphasize 1433 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:33,429 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1434 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:34,931 the importance of education to you boys. 1435 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,432 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1436 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,600 Amongst the very wealthy, 1437 00:45:37,601 --> 00:45:38,767 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1438 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,336 dogs are considered indispensable companions. 1439 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:41,903 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1440 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:42,505 But fashions change. 1441 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:43,105 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1442 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:43,657 One month, it's corgis, 1443 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:44,207 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1444 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,191 the next, it's Akitas of distinction. 1445 00:45:45,192 --> 00:45:46,174 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1446 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,327 Keep abreast. Always carry a photograph 1447 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,478 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1448 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,246 of the most fashionable breed and display it at parties 1449 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,013 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1450 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,516 And talking of photographs, Bernardo. 1451 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:55,017 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1452 00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:57,153 How would you like to embrace the princess? 1453 00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:59,288 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1454 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,306 - Heh, go on. - Why not? 1455 00:46:00,307 --> 00:46:01,323 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1456 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:02,659 Well, if you're all going to Palm Beach, 1457 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,993 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1458 00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:05,428 we better arm you to the teeth. 1459 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,862 The diplomas are easily obtainable 1460 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,832 Good. 1461 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,535 Good. 1462 00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:19,776 I hope you enjoy it. 1463 00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,594 No. No, coño. It's my birthday. 1464 00:46:21,595 --> 00:46:23,411 I hope you enjoy it. 1465 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:27,150 Thank you. 1466 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:35,258 Well, $650. 1467 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,659 Not a bad night's work. 1468 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,059 Well, $650. 1469 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:39,946 How are we going to solve this little problem? 1470 00:46:39,947 --> 00:46:41,831 Well, $650. 1471 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,583 Oh, allow me. 1472 00:46:43,584 --> 00:46:45,334 Well, $650. 1473 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:50,206 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1474 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:51,374 I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Francis Merchesson. 1475 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:52,541 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1476 00:46:52,544 --> 00:46:54,210 World-renowned food critic for the Paris Tribune. 1477 00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:55,877 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1478 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,580 Nice to meet you. Hey, hey, hey. 1479 00:46:57,581 --> 00:46:59,281 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1480 00:46:59,284 --> 00:47:00,300 He, uh, loved the meal. 1481 00:47:00,301 --> 00:47:01,317 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1482 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,602 Of course, he did. 1483 00:47:02,603 --> 00:47:03,886 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1484 00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:04,487 Uh... 1485 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,087 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1486 00:47:05,089 --> 00:47:06,589 He's probably gonna give it a very good review. 1487 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,090 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1488 00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:09,509 Although we thought it was a little expensive. 1489 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:10,927 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1490 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,629 Reviews don't mean a thing. 1491 00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:14,330 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1492 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,716 Thank you for stopping by. 1493 00:47:16,717 --> 00:47:19,101 Are you the maitre d'? Yes, I am. 1494 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:25,074 Crude, Jake. Unimaginative. 1495 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:26,225 This is the finest, most exclusive 1496 00:47:26,226 --> 00:47:27,375 Crude, Jake. Unimaginative. 1497 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:28,978 and expensive restaurant in Palm Beach. 1498 00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,579 Crude, Jake. Unimaginative. 1499 00:47:30,582 --> 00:47:33,216 It requires subtlety. Finesse. 1500 00:47:33,217 --> 00:47:35,851 Crude, Jake. Unimaginative. 1501 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:41,791 Oh, God. 1502 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:44,560 This is an outrage. 1503 00:47:45,979 --> 00:47:47,395 This is an outrage. 1504 00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:48,815 Right this way. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh. 1505 00:47:48,816 --> 00:47:50,233 This is an outrage. 1506 00:47:50,235 --> 00:47:52,385 Sir, I assure you this is not usual. 1507 00:47:52,386 --> 00:47:54,536 This is an outrage. 1508 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:57,407 We deeply regret the incident. That's-- Uh... 1509 00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:00,276 This is an outrage. 1510 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:08,651 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1511 00:48:08,653 --> 00:48:10,019 depth is out and patter is in. 1512 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,386 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1513 00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,406 Yeah? How's that? Oh, it's simple really. 1514 00:48:13,407 --> 00:48:15,424 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1515 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:16,292 People are basically lazy. 1516 00:48:16,293 --> 00:48:17,159 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1517 00:48:17,161 --> 00:48:18,611 No stockbroker is gonna question your credentials 1518 00:48:18,612 --> 00:48:20,062 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1519 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,547 if you can throw in a few well-turned phrases. 1520 00:48:21,548 --> 00:48:23,031 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1521 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:24,167 Now, let's get back to IBM. 1522 00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:25,301 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1523 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:26,819 And now the market is trading up so fast 1524 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:28,336 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1525 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,455 that you can't even buy, so it's-- 1526 00:48:29,456 --> 00:48:30,572 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1527 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:31,457 Evaporating on the upside. 1528 00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:32,340 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1529 00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:33,226 Yes. That's right. 1530 00:48:33,227 --> 00:48:34,110 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1531 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:35,728 Yes, I think you know enough to handle the stock market, 1532 00:48:35,729 --> 00:48:37,345 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1533 00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:37,780 but it's about that time 1534 00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:38,213 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1535 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:39,699 you should consider making that urgent phone call 1536 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,183 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1537 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:42,251 before you blow the whole bloody thing. 1538 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,318 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1539 00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:43,987 In any other trivial matter, 1540 00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:44,654 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1541 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:46,389 always rely on your native cunning and this: 1542 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,123 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1543 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,092 Bartlett's Familiar Quotations. 1544 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,059 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1545 00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:51,794 I never leave home without it. 1546 00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:53,528 To convince people that you're of their ilk, 1547 00:49:13,017 --> 00:49:16,652 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1548 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:18,004 Strobe! If I were you, I'd say yes 1549 00:49:18,005 --> 00:49:19,355 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1550 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:19,989 while you still got a swing set. 1551 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:20,622 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1552 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,525 Strobe! Listen. I'm not a bad guy. 1553 00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:24,426 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1554 00:49:24,429 --> 00:49:25,979 I mean, there was a time when you wanted me, remember? 1555 00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:27,530 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1556 00:49:27,532 --> 00:49:28,298 Well, it wasn't love. 1557 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,065 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1558 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:30,283 Okay, so love's out. I'm talking marriage. 1559 00:49:30,284 --> 00:49:31,500 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1560 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,585 Hey, how does that strike your fancy, huh? 1561 00:49:32,586 --> 00:49:33,669 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1562 00:49:33,671 --> 00:49:34,587 Four and a half carats. 1563 00:49:34,588 --> 00:49:35,504 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1564 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,856 I just wanna save my school. 1565 00:49:36,857 --> 00:49:38,207 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1566 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:38,775 Yeah? 1567 00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:39,342 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1568 00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:41,728 You mean, like, if I gave you the school, you'd marry me? 1569 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,113 I'm sorry. I told them to leave the teeter-totters out of this. 1570 00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:49,618 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1571 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:50,136 Yeah! We did it. 1572 00:49:50,137 --> 00:49:50,653 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1573 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,138 I owe you the biggest one. You are my hero. 1574 00:49:52,139 --> 00:49:53,622 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1575 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:54,040 Hey. Yeah? 1576 00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:54,457 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1577 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:55,275 Excuse me, Jake. You're a sharp dresser. 1578 00:49:55,276 --> 00:49:56,092 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1579 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:56,826 Which should be better for graduation? 1580 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:57,559 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1581 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:58,978 Oh, Raj, we gotta hip you to a new look. 1582 00:49:58,979 --> 00:50:00,395 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1583 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:01,314 Barney, give him your shirt. 1584 00:50:01,315 --> 00:50:02,231 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1585 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:02,899 Look, man, Sal Mineo. 1586 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,566 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1587 00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:04,867 Right here. Elvis Presley. There you go. 1588 00:50:04,868 --> 00:50:06,167 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1589 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:06,619 Elvis Presley? 1590 00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:07,069 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1591 00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:08,621 James Dean. Let's go for it. 1592 00:50:08,622 --> 00:50:10,172 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1593 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,140 Click your heels, you're in East L.A. 1594 00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,107 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1595 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:12,809 Oh, my friends, how can I repay you? 1596 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:13,509 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1597 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:14,127 What is yours is mine. When-- 1598 00:50:14,128 --> 00:50:14,744 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1599 00:50:14,746 --> 00:50:16,479 Oh, my planes, my books, my islands, it's yours. 1600 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,213 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1601 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:19,732 Thank you very much. Oh, James Dean. 1602 00:50:19,733 --> 00:50:21,249 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1603 00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:21,934 Planes? Islands? 1604 00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:22,617 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1605 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,369 Money. 1606 00:50:23,370 --> 00:50:24,119 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1607 00:50:24,122 --> 00:50:24,621 Maybe he needs socks. 1608 00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:25,121 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1609 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:29,424 Jake. Ha-ha-ha, we did it. 1610 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:34,030 Godspeed, 3364. 1611 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,402 Well done. Carry on. 1612 00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:41,670 Well done, both of you. 1613 00:50:43,190 --> 00:50:44,707 Well done, both of you. 1614 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:45,575 Ah. Ah. 1615 00:50:45,576 --> 00:50:46,442 Well done, both of you. 1616 00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:48,644 Back up. 1617 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:49,896 Well done. 1618 00:50:49,897 --> 00:50:51,147 Back up. 1619 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:55,751 And so well done. 1620 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:56,285 Thank you. 1621 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:56,818 And so well done. 1622 00:50:56,821 --> 00:50:58,321 I beg your pardon. Thank you. 1623 00:50:58,322 --> 00:50:59,822 And so well done. 1624 00:51:03,194 --> 00:51:03,926 It's Roy. It isn't. 1625 00:51:04,662 --> 00:51:06,095 Roy. I didn't recognize you. Congratulations. 1626 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:08,047 Thank you very, very much. 1627 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,949 Namaste. Namaste to you too. 1628 00:51:11,335 --> 00:51:12,301 Thank you very much. 1629 00:51:13,805 --> 00:51:17,473 I now pronounce you members of the order 1630 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:19,275 of the esteemed Bavarian lluminati. 1631 00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:21,076 I now pronounce you members of the order 1632 00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:21,894 You may rise. 1633 00:51:21,895 --> 00:51:22,710 I now pronounce you members of the order 1634 00:51:23,381 --> 00:51:26,082 Heh. Well, congratulations. 1635 00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:26,799 Good luck to your quest. 1636 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,515 Heh. Well, congratulations. 1637 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:28,934 Oh, one last thing, the secret sign. 1638 00:51:28,935 --> 00:51:30,351 Heh. Well, congratulations. 1639 00:51:30,354 --> 00:51:31,253 Repeat after me. 1640 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:32,153 Heh. Well, congratulations. 1641 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,826 Good. Now don't forget it. 1642 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,161 Sometimes the secret sign is all that stands 1643 00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:39,495 Good. Now don't forget it. 1644 00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:40,563 between life and you know what. 1645 00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:41,630 Good. Now don't forget it. 1646 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:42,431 Death. Worse. 1647 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:43,231 Good. Now don't forget it. 1648 00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:44,400 Complete social embarrassment. Heh. 1649 00:51:44,401 --> 00:51:45,567 Good. Now don't forget it. 1650 00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:46,369 Shall we dine? 1651 00:51:46,370 --> 00:51:47,169 Good. Now don't forget it. 1652 00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:48,137 Let's. 1653 00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:49,104 Good. Now don't forget it. 1654 00:51:53,845 --> 00:51:54,743 Hello there, judge. 1655 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:55,661 I didn't expect to see you until tomorrow. 1656 00:51:55,662 --> 00:51:56,578 Hello there, judge. 1657 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:58,231 I'm early because I've got something on my mind. 1658 00:51:58,232 --> 00:51:59,882 Hello there, judge. 1659 00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:00,299 Let me guess. 1660 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:00,715 Hello there, judge. 1661 00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:02,718 Olivia, your parents put a big responsibility on me. 1662 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,719 Hello there, judge. 1663 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:05,988 Now, I'm not the one to pass judgment on other people. 1664 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:07,255 Hello there, judge. 1665 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:08,507 Oh, come on, judge. Look. Despite my profession. 1666 00:52:08,508 --> 00:52:09,757 Hello there, judge. 1667 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,527 But I want to make sure the man you marry is the right one. 1668 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,295 Hello there, judge. 1669 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,730 This weekend, the house is gonna be full of right ones. 1670 00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:16,164 Hello there, judge. 1671 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:16,816 Just pick one of them, and I promise 1672 00:52:16,817 --> 00:52:17,466 Hello there, judge. 1673 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:18,651 I'll do all I can to take care of your school. 1674 00:52:18,652 --> 00:52:19,835 Hello there, judge. 1675 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:21,237 What's my choice? Strobe Fenobrest? 1676 00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:22,638 Hello there, judge. 1677 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,105 Good blood lines. 1678 00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:23,571 Hello there, judge. 1679 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:24,990 Let's start. 1680 00:52:24,991 --> 00:52:26,407 Hello there, judge. 1681 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,626 Sir, there are some gentlemen here to see you. 1682 00:52:27,627 --> 00:52:28,843 Hello there, judge. 1683 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:30,062 Well, send them in. They are my very good friends. 1684 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:31,279 Hello there, judge. 1685 00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:32,365 Oh, I like this one. 1686 00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,449 Hello there, judge. 1687 00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:34,600 Hi, guys. How are you doing, pal? 1688 00:52:34,601 --> 00:52:35,750 Hello there, judge. 1689 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:37,019 Wow. Jake. Barney. 1690 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,286 Hello there, judge. 1691 00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:39,238 Everything is as you asked for. 1692 00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,188 Hello there, judge. 1693 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,407 We have my cars, we have my tailors. 1694 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,624 Hello there, judge. 1695 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:43,059 Everything is ready. 1696 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:43,492 Hello there, judge. 1697 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,610 Raj, you're saving my life. Thanks a lot. 1698 00:52:44,611 --> 00:52:45,727 Hello there, judge. 1699 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:46,496 Oh, good luck to you, my friend. 1700 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:47,263 Hello there, judge. 1701 00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:48,915 Bring them back alive, okay? Look at those cassavas. 1702 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,566 Hello there, judge. 1703 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:51,633 Hello there, judge. 1704 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,503 Hello there, judge. 1705 00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:10,753 Yeah, hi. 1706 00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:22,565 Jeez, this is great. Don't move. 1707 00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:25,334 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1708 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:25,985 ¶ For my boo boo ¶ 1709 00:53:25,986 --> 00:53:26,635 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1710 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:28,921 ¶ With an arrow Right through the heart ¶ 1711 00:53:28,922 --> 00:53:31,206 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1712 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:31,474 Hi. 1713 00:53:31,475 --> 00:53:31,740 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1714 00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:32,725 ¶ And in the middle Of the heart ¶ 1715 00:53:32,726 --> 00:53:33,709 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1716 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:34,477 ¶ There is a space ¶ 1717 00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:35,244 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1718 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:37,530 ¶ For your name That I can never erase ¶ 1719 00:53:37,531 --> 00:53:39,815 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1720 00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:40,800 ¶ I'll always need you ¶ 1721 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:41,784 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1722 00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:44,537 ¶ And I believe You'd be mine ¶ 1723 00:53:44,538 --> 00:53:47,289 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1724 00:53:48,108 --> 00:53:48,924 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1725 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:49,225 Gee. 1726 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:49,525 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1727 00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:51,010 Good thing I brought the little one, huh? 1728 00:53:51,011 --> 00:53:52,494 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1729 00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:53,829 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1730 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:54,880 Excuse me. 1731 00:53:54,881 --> 00:53:55,930 ¶ I need a tattoo ¶ 1732 00:53:58,236 --> 00:54:02,504 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1733 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,573 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1734 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:06,625 What are you doing here? 1735 00:54:06,626 --> 00:54:07,675 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1736 00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:08,811 Are you out of your mind? Save it. 1737 00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:09,945 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1738 00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:11,113 This is a roller coaster ride, get it? 1739 00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:12,280 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1740 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:14,100 Nobody gets off till I say so. 1741 00:54:14,101 --> 00:54:15,918 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1742 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:16,252 Judge. Ah-- 1743 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:16,585 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1744 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,270 I wanna introduce you to-- Jake Bateman, Your Honor. 1745 00:54:18,271 --> 00:54:19,954 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1746 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:21,240 I'm sorry my man wasn't able to RSVP. 1747 00:54:21,241 --> 00:54:22,524 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1748 00:54:22,526 --> 00:54:22,992 We were on safari. 1749 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:23,459 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1750 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:24,894 Just put us any place, it'll be fine. 1751 00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:26,328 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1752 00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:26,879 Bateman? 1753 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,429 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1754 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:29,131 I don't recall inviting anyone named Bateman. 1755 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:30,832 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1756 00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:32,652 Mr. Bateman is a friend of yours? 1757 00:54:32,653 --> 00:54:34,470 Who left the kiddie car in the driveway? 1758 00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:39,008 Grafspee, Mr. Bateman's luggage. 1759 00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,259 Ay. 1760 00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,509 Grafspee, Mr. Bateman's luggage. 1761 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:43,979 Ah. 1762 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,516 Do we know him? 1763 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,117 Should we know him? 1764 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:48,717 Do we know him? 1765 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,586 Well, he certainly knows Olivia. 1766 00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:52,454 Do we know him? 1767 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:57,459 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1768 00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:58,010 There's the Boston Batemans. 1769 00:54:58,011 --> 00:54:58,560 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1770 00:54:58,562 --> 00:54:59,295 There's the Baltimore Batemans. 1771 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,029 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1772 00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:01,364 Baltimore has Butmans. No Batemans. 1773 00:55:01,365 --> 00:55:02,698 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1774 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:03,165 No food for the help. 1775 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:03,631 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1776 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:04,467 You may eat in the kitchen if you like. 1777 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:05,301 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1778 00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:06,185 Kitchen's right over there, sir. 1779 00:55:06,186 --> 00:55:07,068 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1780 00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:08,554 Release that shrimp. 1781 00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:10,038 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1782 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:11,924 Hey, you guys like puppets? 1783 00:55:11,925 --> 00:55:13,808 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1784 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:14,944 Watch this. 1785 00:55:14,945 --> 00:55:16,078 I distinctly remember seeing no Bateman on the guest list. 1786 00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:18,047 Fuck you, okay? 1787 00:55:18,049 --> 00:55:19,365 Fuck you, okay? Fuck you, okay? 1788 00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:20,682 Fuck you, okay? 1789 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:22,852 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 1790 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,020 Fuck you, okay? 1791 00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:26,038 Okay? 1792 00:55:26,039 --> 00:55:27,055 Fuck you, okay? 1793 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,738 Hi. 1794 00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:51,447 You two kids. 1795 00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:54,650 Now, this is incredible. 1796 00:55:54,652 --> 00:55:55,768 Isn't that a Pomeranian? Oh, yes, it is. 1797 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:56,885 Now, this is incredible. 1798 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:57,903 You know, I have a very similar dog. 1799 00:55:57,904 --> 00:55:58,920 Now, this is incredible. 1800 00:55:58,923 --> 00:55:59,355 An Australian shepherd. 1801 00:55:59,356 --> 00:55:59,788 Now, this is incredible. 1802 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:00,806 We keep her at the summer cottage. 1803 00:56:00,807 --> 00:56:01,823 Now, this is incredible. 1804 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:02,708 I do have a photo with me. 1805 00:56:02,709 --> 00:56:03,591 Now, this is incredible. 1806 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:04,527 There she is. There's Sparky. 1807 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:05,461 Now, this is incredible. 1808 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:06,062 Oh, how sweet. 1809 00:56:06,063 --> 00:56:06,662 Now, this is incredible. 1810 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,080 Isn't that a picture of you with Prince Charles? 1811 00:56:08,081 --> 00:56:09,497 Now, this is incredible. 1812 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,550 Oh, yeah, Charlie. I told him to go with the Pomeranian too. 1813 00:56:11,551 --> 00:56:13,601 Now, this is incredible. 1814 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:14,203 He went with an Irish setter. 1815 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:14,803 Now, this is incredible. 1816 00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:16,155 He's trying to improve the political climate. 1817 00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:17,506 Now, this is incredible. 1818 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:18,457 Hello, Deedee. 1819 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,407 Now, this is incredible. 1820 00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:20,109 Hello you. Hello, Peppy. 1821 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:20,809 Now, this is incredible. 1822 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:22,828 Deedee, will you excuse me while I borrow Mr. Bateman? 1823 00:56:22,829 --> 00:56:24,846 Now, this is incredible. 1824 00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:25,331 Why, certainly. 1825 00:56:25,332 --> 00:56:25,814 Now, this is incredible. 1826 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:27,933 See you, Deedee. Right, bye. 1827 00:56:27,934 --> 00:56:30,051 Now, this is incredible. 1828 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,592 How are you this evening? 1829 00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:37,677 Fine. 1830 00:56:37,678 --> 00:56:38,761 How are you this evening? 1831 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,530 Jake. I could kill you. 1832 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:42,748 Not the suit. I just got this. 1833 00:56:42,749 --> 00:56:43,965 Jake. I could kill you. 1834 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:44,467 Hello. Hi there. 1835 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:44,967 Jake. I could kill you. 1836 00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,268 Darling, I've been looking everywhere for you. 1837 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:47,568 Jake. I could kill you. 1838 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:48,754 Here you are. Mm. We're fencing. 1839 00:56:48,755 --> 00:56:49,938 Jake. I could kill you. 1840 00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:51,540 So I see. Bateman, isn't it? 1841 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:53,141 Jake. I could kill you. 1842 00:56:53,144 --> 00:56:53,809 And a Harvard pin. 1843 00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:54,475 Jake. I could kill you. 1844 00:56:54,478 --> 00:56:55,711 Bateman of Harvard? Bateman of Harvard? 1845 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:56,945 Jake. I could kill you. 1846 00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:57,730 No, no, no. 1847 00:56:57,731 --> 00:56:58,514 Jake. I could kill you. 1848 00:56:58,516 --> 00:56:59,649 Aw, but a Harvard man fencing 1849 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:00,783 Jake. I could kill you. 1850 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:01,867 with a defenseless little girl. Heh, heh. 1851 00:57:01,868 --> 00:57:02,950 Jake. I could kill you. 1852 00:57:03,386 --> 00:57:03,818 Jake. I could kill you. 1853 00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:04,904 You do fence with men? Why, do you know any? 1854 00:57:04,905 --> 00:57:05,988 Jake. I could kill you. 1855 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:07,356 Oh perhaps you'd like to cross swords with me some time. 1856 00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:08,723 Jake. I could kill you. 1857 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,342 Certainly. Tomorrow at dawn in the garden? 1858 00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:11,959 Jake. I could kill you. 1859 00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:12,361 Done. Good. 1860 00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:12,761 Jake. I could kill you. 1861 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:13,963 Darling, when you're finished with your little friend, 1862 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:15,164 Jake. I could kill you. 1863 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,333 I'll be waiting for you by the cracked crab. 1864 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:19,501 Jake. I could kill you. 1865 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,136 Jake. I could kill you. 1866 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,740 You don't fence, do you? 1867 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:26,507 You don't fence, do you? 1868 00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:27,993 Fencing's my life. 1869 00:57:27,994 --> 00:57:29,477 You don't fence, do you? 1870 00:57:34,652 --> 00:57:36,268 Is this bad lady squeezing your genitals? 1871 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,204 Yes. Huh? 1872 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:43,259 You know, my aunt has a dog like that. 1873 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,511 And, like, when my other aunt, Sophia, big, fat lady, 1874 00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:48,247 comes over, he just jumps on her leg, right? 1875 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,799 And he begins to pump and pump and pump, 1876 00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:52,918 and his eyes start rolling back 1877 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:54,286 and then he gets a satisfied look. 1878 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:56,389 And then she shakes her leg and starches her nylons. 1879 00:57:57,942 --> 00:57:59,709 Does that ever happen with this one? 1880 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:07,115 I don't get it. You're gonna fight with car antennas? 1881 00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:07,883 No, no. Here they are, here they are. 1882 00:58:07,884 --> 00:58:08,650 I don't get it. You're gonna fight with car antennas? 1883 00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:09,935 Ah, Bateman, you're here. I was afraid you might not show. 1884 00:58:09,936 --> 00:58:11,219 I don't get it. You're gonna fight with car antennas? 1885 00:58:11,222 --> 00:58:13,155 Wishful thinking, Fenobrest. Let's go. 1886 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,089 I don't get it. You're gonna fight with car antennas? 1887 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,828 Epée? No, no, no. 1888 00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:25,934 Hey. What is this shit? That's all right. 1889 00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,336 Whitey, give him a rapier. 1890 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:28,737 Hey. What is this shit? That's all right. 1891 00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:29,888 I can handle this. 1892 00:58:29,889 --> 00:58:31,038 Hey. What is this shit? That's all right. 1893 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:50,292 Ha! 1894 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:52,561 Ha! 1895 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:11,914 I thought I was the only one. 1896 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:12,748 It was incomprehensible to me at the time 1897 00:59:12,749 --> 00:59:13,581 I thought I was the only one. 1898 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,417 that they could change Darrins on Bewitched like that. 1899 00:59:15,418 --> 00:59:17,251 I thought I was the only one. 1900 00:59:17,254 --> 00:59:17,736 That's right. That's right. 1901 00:59:17,737 --> 00:59:18,219 I thought I was the only one. 1902 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,471 First it was Dick York, then it was-- 1903 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:20,721 I thought I was the only one. 1904 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:21,256 Dick Sargent. 1905 00:59:21,257 --> 00:59:21,789 I thought I was the only one. 1906 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,058 You just don't change Dicks midstream. 1907 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,325 I thought I was the only one. 1908 00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:25,060 Yeah, you're right. 1909 00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:25,793 I thought I was the only one. 1910 00:59:27,047 --> 00:59:28,297 I thought I was the only one. 1911 00:59:34,204 --> 00:59:35,304 All the inquisition is fine. 1912 00:59:35,306 --> 00:59:36,589 But what are you gonna do if you were in my neighborhood 1913 00:59:36,590 --> 00:59:37,873 All the inquisition is fine. 1914 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,775 and some dude sticks a gun in your face? 1915 00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:41,676 All the inquisition is fine. 1916 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:42,661 I have a car phone. 1917 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:43,644 All the inquisition is fine. 1918 00:59:44,898 --> 00:59:46,148 All the inquisition is fine. 1919 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,955 Uh-oh. 1920 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:54,690 Uh-oh. 1921 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,741 Whoo! Ha! One more. 1922 00:59:55,742 --> 00:59:56,791 Uh-oh. 1923 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:57,209 You gotta catch a bus? 1924 00:59:57,210 --> 00:59:57,625 Uh-oh. 1925 00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:58,711 You know how rare it is to find a woman 1926 00:59:58,712 --> 00:59:59,795 Uh-oh. 1927 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:00,996 that can cook and is beautiful? 1928 01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:02,196 Uh-oh. 1929 01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:02,998 Just like that. Aah! 1930 01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:03,798 Uh-oh. 1931 01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:05,032 Uh-oh. 1932 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:05,901 What's she's squawking about? 1933 01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:06,768 Uh-oh. 1934 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:07,252 I think she insulted you. 1935 01:00:07,253 --> 01:00:07,735 Uh-oh. 1936 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:08,504 Would you mind repeating that please? 1937 01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:09,271 Uh-oh. 1938 01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:10,572 Oh, really? Does anyone here speak maid? 1939 01:00:10,573 --> 01:00:11,872 Uh-oh. 1940 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:12,624 Hey, I know exactly what she said. 1941 01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:13,374 Uh-oh. 1942 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,260 I'm fluent in several languages, honky being one of them. 1943 01:00:15,261 --> 01:00:17,144 Uh-oh. 1944 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,463 What she said is that she's sorry for bumping into you, 1945 01:00:18,464 --> 01:00:19,780 Uh-oh. 1946 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,250 but she was up all last night with one of her eight kids 1947 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:22,718 Uh-oh. 1948 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,352 who has a whooping cough. 1949 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:23,985 Uh-oh. 1950 01:00:24,488 --> 01:00:24,987 Uh-oh. 1951 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,071 No, no, no. It's fine, it's fine. 1952 01:00:26,072 --> 01:00:27,154 Uh-oh. 1953 01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:28,140 It's okay. 1954 01:00:28,141 --> 01:00:29,124 Uh-oh. 1955 01:00:29,827 --> 01:00:32,027 Pendejo. 1956 01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:32,461 I owe you one for this. 1957 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:32,894 Pendejo. 1958 01:00:32,896 --> 01:00:34,479 Oh, I think you owe me a lot more than just one. 1959 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,063 Pendejo. 1960 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:36,665 Yes? Yes. 1961 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:37,265 Pendejo. 1962 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,134 All right. We even? 1963 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:41,002 Pendejo. 1964 01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:45,173 Well, it's a start. 1965 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,150 I can't let you go on with this. 1966 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:57,970 They're gonna kill you. Yeah, but what a way to die. 1967 01:00:57,971 --> 01:01:00,789 I can't let you go on with this. 1968 01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:07,996 You've gotta stop. 1969 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:08,831 Oh. 1970 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,665 You've gotta stop. 1971 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:10,733 No, I'm-- Not this. 1972 01:01:10,734 --> 01:01:11,800 You've gotta stop. 1973 01:01:11,802 --> 01:01:12,851 Oh. 1974 01:01:12,852 --> 01:01:13,901 You've gotta stop. 1975 01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,272 So how did you learn to do that? 1976 01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:18,507 I had this babysitter. I was 12 years old-- 1977 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,741 So how did you learn to do that? 1978 01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:21,293 No, no, no. Not that. The fencing. 1979 01:01:21,294 --> 01:01:22,844 So how did you learn to do that? 1980 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:23,645 Oh, I can do anything. 1981 01:01:23,646 --> 01:01:24,445 So how did you learn to do that? 1982 01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:25,748 As long as I'm doing it for you. 1983 01:01:25,749 --> 01:01:27,049 So how did you learn to do that? 1984 01:01:28,134 --> 01:01:29,216 So how did you learn to do that? 1985 01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:43,932 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1986 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:44,883 And no one made a dime on the deal. 1987 01:01:44,884 --> 01:01:45,833 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1988 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:46,735 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1989 01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:47,269 Very funny. Here's an old joke, 1990 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:47,802 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1991 01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:48,871 very popular on the floor of the market last year. 1992 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:49,938 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1993 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:50,956 Is that where you made your money, Bateman? 1994 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:51,973 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1995 01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:52,474 No, that's where I keep it. 1996 01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:52,974 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1997 01:01:52,976 --> 01:01:53,692 I like your style, Bateman. 1998 01:01:53,693 --> 01:01:54,409 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 1999 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:55,944 Are you joining us for the skeet shoot? 2000 01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:57,478 So anyway, it ended in cross-collateralization. 2001 01:01:58,348 --> 01:02:01,750 Of course. Good. 2002 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:04,986 Hey, look at the bright side. 2003 01:02:04,988 --> 01:02:07,239 Hell, at least you wound up on a silver platter. Heh. 2004 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,491 Hey, look at the bright side. 2005 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,463 Now they want me to kill something. 2006 01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:15,130 What? A skeet. 2007 01:02:15,131 --> 01:02:15,796 Now they want me to kill something. 2008 01:02:15,799 --> 01:02:16,415 What the hell is a skeet? 2009 01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:17,032 Now they want me to kill something. 2010 01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:18,117 It's like a Haitian, only smaller. 2011 01:02:18,118 --> 01:02:19,201 Now they want me to kill something. 2012 01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:20,135 Heh. Will you get real? 2013 01:02:20,136 --> 01:02:21,068 Now they want me to kill something. 2014 01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,422 What are we gonna do? First of all, don't panic. 2015 01:02:23,423 --> 01:02:25,774 Now they want me to kill something. 2016 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:26,258 I'll make a phone call. 2017 01:02:26,259 --> 01:02:26,741 Now they want me to kill something. 2018 01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:27,826 I've got just the right person in mind. 2019 01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:28,909 Now they want me to kill something. 2020 01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,562 Jake, who are we? 2021 01:02:30,563 --> 01:02:32,213 Now they want me to kill something. 2022 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:33,298 Who are we? Right. 2023 01:02:33,299 --> 01:02:34,381 Now they want me to kill something. 2024 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:35,617 Get back to your woman. 2025 01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:36,851 Now they want me to kill something. 2026 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:37,636 God. 2027 01:02:37,637 --> 01:02:38,419 Now they want me to kill something. 2028 01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:41,356 I don't know if they eat you or fuck you. 2029 01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:42,574 Squeak! Squeak! 2030 01:02:42,575 --> 01:02:43,791 I don't know if they eat you or fuck you. 2031 01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:44,660 Pull! 2032 01:02:44,661 --> 01:02:45,527 I don't know if they eat you or fuck you. 2033 01:02:57,074 --> 01:02:57,606 Damn. 2034 01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,608 Sun's brutal, isn't it? Not really. 2035 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:03,162 Perhaps we should have used bigger skeet. 2036 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:08,383 Pull! 2037 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:13,755 Hurry. Hurry. 2038 01:03:15,058 --> 01:03:16,925 All right, just stay calm. And remember what I told you. 2039 01:03:18,796 --> 01:03:19,428 No problem. 2040 01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:20,562 What do you say, Wild Bill? 2041 01:03:21,064 --> 01:03:22,664 Call it a day or perhaps you'd like another pull? 2042 01:03:28,906 --> 01:03:31,273 I'd love another pull. 2043 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:36,044 This time, just to make it interesting, 2044 01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:37,646 I'm gonna shoot leftie. 2045 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,247 This time, just to make it interesting, 2046 01:03:39,882 --> 01:03:40,514 This time, just to make it interesting, 2047 01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:41,900 Set four! 2048 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,284 This time, just to make it interesting, 2049 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:44,136 Pull! 2050 01:03:44,137 --> 01:03:44,986 This time, just to make it interesting, 2051 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,264 Come on, come on. 2052 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:56,748 Oh. 2053 01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:57,231 Come on, come on. 2054 01:03:57,234 --> 01:03:57,799 Excuse me, really. 2055 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,365 Come on, come on. 2056 01:03:58,368 --> 01:03:58,950 It's great shooting, isn't it? 2057 01:03:58,951 --> 01:03:59,533 Come on, come on. 2058 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:00,719 Very good, Bateman. 2059 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,903 Come on, come on. 2060 01:04:01,905 --> 01:04:02,621 What do you think, Strobe? 2061 01:04:02,622 --> 01:04:03,338 Come on, come on. 2062 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,591 Yeah, yeah. Nice shooting, Bateman. 2063 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,843 Come on, come on. 2064 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:13,582 Thanks, pal. Ow! 2065 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:22,324 So the fellow said, 2066 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:22,941 "How long have you been wearing those?" 2067 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:23,557 So the fellow said, 2068 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,560 Ever since my wife found them in the pocket of my car. 2069 01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:27,561 So the fellow said, 2070 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:28,997 So the fellow said, 2071 01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:29,464 I love it. 2072 01:04:29,465 --> 01:04:29,930 So the fellow said, 2073 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:31,283 He's so funny, he's fun-- 2074 01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:32,634 So the fellow said, 2075 01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:35,971 What are you eating there? 2076 01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:36,722 What is this black shit? 2077 01:04:36,723 --> 01:04:37,472 What are you eating there? 2078 01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:39,241 That is expensive Russian caviar. 2079 01:04:39,242 --> 01:04:41,009 What are you eating there? 2080 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:41,827 Yeah? 2081 01:04:41,828 --> 01:04:42,644 What are you eating there? 2082 01:04:42,646 --> 01:04:43,312 Damn. 2083 01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:43,979 What are you eating there? 2084 01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:44,730 Smells like pussy to me. 2085 01:04:44,731 --> 01:04:45,480 What are you eating there? 2086 01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:46,413 What are you eating there? 2087 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,883 Don't this remind you of a drive-in? Check it out. 2088 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,351 What are you eating there? 2089 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:50,084 What are you eating there? 2090 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,837 You didn't have no drive-ins when you was young, huh? 2091 01:04:51,838 --> 01:04:53,588 What are you eating there? 2092 01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:59,561 Good vintage. What do you think, Mr. Bateman? 2093 01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:01,563 Yes, Château Margaux. 2094 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:03,564 Good vintage. What do you think, Mr. Bateman? 2095 01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:05,300 Um, '63. 2096 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:06,852 Trifle tannic. North slope, I believe. 2097 01:05:06,853 --> 01:05:08,403 Um, '63. 2098 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,471 Very perceptive. 2099 01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:10,538 Um, '63. 2100 01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:18,246 Aah! 2101 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,233 Don't mind me. I've been working at Three Mile Island. 2102 01:05:21,234 --> 01:05:24,219 Aah! 2103 01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:24,586 Bateman. 2104 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:24,952 Aah! 2105 01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:26,605 We've been talking, and we're a little bit curious. 2106 01:05:26,606 --> 01:05:28,256 Aah! 2107 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,341 Exactly what is it you do? 2108 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:30,425 Aah! 2109 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:31,927 Yes, what do you do exactly? 2110 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,428 Aah! 2111 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:34,062 I'm not at liberty to say. 2112 01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:34,695 Aah! 2113 01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:36,014 Oh, come now. We're all friends here. 2114 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:37,331 Aah! 2115 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:38,417 We have nothing to hide. Isn't that right, judge? 2116 01:05:38,418 --> 01:05:39,501 Aah! 2117 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:40,986 I must admit, I'm a bit curious. 2118 01:05:40,987 --> 01:05:42,470 Aah! 2119 01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:44,706 What about it, Mr. Bateman? If you insist, Your Honor. 2120 01:05:44,707 --> 01:05:46,941 Aah! 2121 01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:47,242 All I can say is 2122 01:05:47,243 --> 01:05:47,541 Aah! 2123 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:49,611 I'm a financial advisor to several important men. 2124 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,679 Aah! 2125 01:05:51,682 --> 01:05:52,981 I do happen to have a photograph 2126 01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:54,281 Aah! 2127 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,917 of one of my clients with me. 2128 01:05:55,918 --> 01:05:57,551 Aah! 2129 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,639 I went to charm school. 2130 01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:02,758 Look what I learned. 2131 01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:04,343 ¶ Amadeus, Amadeus ¶ 2132 01:06:05,162 --> 01:06:05,944 ¶ Rock me, Amadeus Amadeus-- ¶ 2133 01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:08,413 Go ahead, try it. It's good. It's good for you. Watch. 2134 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,400 ¶ Amadeus, Amadeus Rock me, Amadeus ¶ 2135 01:06:12,703 --> 01:06:13,502 You keep working that. I'll be back. 2136 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,770 ¶ Amadeus, Amadeus Rock me, Amadeus ¶ 2137 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,373 You golf better than you fence? 2138 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,427 It depends if my opponent decides to cheat or not. 2139 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:26,848 Um, judge, is your dance card full? 2140 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:29,935 It just emptied. 2141 01:06:30,721 --> 01:06:32,471 Hey, it's favorite dog lady. How are you doing? 2142 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:35,157 You got yourself another one, huh? 2143 01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:37,559 Yes, uh-huh. This is a shar-pei. 2144 01:06:39,029 --> 01:06:39,361 A Chinese dog. 2145 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,229 Oh. Now, how old is it? Three months. 2146 01:06:42,766 --> 01:06:43,548 No, I doubt it. Look at this dog. 2147 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:45,417 It looks like it has a flap. Look at this. 2148 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,419 Oh, please. You didn't iron it. 2149 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:49,037 No. That's the way the dog is. 2150 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:50,989 You can fit two dogs in here. 2151 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:52,908 No, please don't abuse my dog. 2152 01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:54,443 Do you have any Vietnamese neighbors? 2153 01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:56,678 No, no. Look, if you ever do have 2154 01:06:58,048 --> 01:06:59,047 some Vietnamese people moving next door to you, 2155 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,800 take my word for it. Take Fluffy with you. 2156 01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:04,085 Or else you'll come home, 2157 01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:05,203 your dog will be missing a leg. 2158 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,939 You'll be going, "Where were you? Huh? Huh?" 2159 01:07:10,093 --> 01:07:11,626 Please, please. You are so disgusting. 2160 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:14,362 Oh, oh, I'm disgusting? Like a-- 2161 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:16,031 Look, my neighbors-- 2162 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,766 Like I've had four dogs this month, okay. 2163 01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,202 I went over there and I asked them, I said, 2164 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:21,803 "Hey, have seen my dog?" 2165 01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:23,288 And they were picking their teeth and were going, 2166 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:25,540 "No, we no see Fluffy. What your dog look like? 2167 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:28,193 Does your dog have big, like, big juicy hind leg?" 2168 01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:30,996 Oh, you're so atrocious. Really. 2169 01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:32,864 Oh, fine, fine. 2170 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,749 I guess we ain't pals no more. 2171 01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:36,718 Hey, general. 2172 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,703 You ought to get yourself a dog, man. 2173 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,223 Because a dog's a man's best friend. 2174 01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:43,241 I mean, after all, the first thing they do 2175 01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:45,126 is they put their nose up your crotch, right? 2176 01:07:46,129 --> 01:07:47,345 You can't get any friendlier than that, huh? 2177 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,949 You ought to try some Grecian formula too, babe. 2178 01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:02,310 Your Honor, may I have the honor? 2179 01:08:10,353 --> 01:08:11,653 Maestro! 2180 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:12,054 A tango, please. 2181 01:08:12,055 --> 01:08:12,454 Maestro! 2182 01:08:13,606 --> 01:08:14,755 Maestro! 2183 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,091 Maestro! 2184 01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:47,856 Wait. Mira. Baby. 2185 01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:51,526 See the conehead? 2186 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:52,527 Take him out. 2187 01:08:52,528 --> 01:08:53,527 See the conehead? 2188 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:54,863 Loco. Why should I? 2189 01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:56,197 See the conehead? 2190 01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:57,265 You owe me. 2191 01:08:57,266 --> 01:08:58,332 See the conehead? 2192 01:08:58,335 --> 01:08:59,901 Okay. I'll take care of him for you. 2193 01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:01,468 See the conehead? 2194 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:02,170 And then you owe me. 2195 01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:02,870 See the conehead? 2196 01:09:04,374 --> 01:09:05,874 See the conehead? 2197 01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:17,135 Who the hell are you? 2198 01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:19,571 Oh, shit. 2199 01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:33,835 Ugh. 2200 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,172 Unh! 2201 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,674 Damn you, Bateman! 2202 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:40,508 Get off! 2203 01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:41,341 Damn you, Bateman! 2204 01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:45,213 Unh! 2205 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:48,550 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2206 01:09:48,552 --> 01:09:49,101 Oh, sure you have. 2207 01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:49,651 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2208 01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:51,019 Bateman. Fenobrest. 2209 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,386 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2210 01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:54,940 I consider this unacceptable behavior from gentlemen. 2211 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:57,492 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2212 01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:59,661 Why don't you make some attempt to settle this? 2213 01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:01,829 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2214 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,348 I suggest you compete against one another 2215 01:10:03,349 --> 01:10:04,866 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2216 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:05,584 in a game of cross courts. 2217 01:10:05,585 --> 01:10:06,301 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2218 01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:07,452 I doubt if he plays. 2219 01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,602 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2220 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:10,255 Cross courts? It's my middle name. 2221 01:10:10,256 --> 01:10:11,906 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2222 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:13,274 Done, then. If you'll excuse me. 2223 01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,641 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2224 01:10:16,061 --> 01:10:17,477 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 2225 01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:23,585 What the hell is cross courts? 2226 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:24,736 Now, let me tell you about mine, though. Seriously. 2227 01:10:24,737 --> 01:10:25,886 What the hell is cross courts? 2228 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:26,721 Because I know you're getting pissed off, 2229 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:27,554 What the hell is cross courts? 2230 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:28,890 and as well you should, but look, bottom line 2231 01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,224 What the hell is cross courts? 2232 01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:31,093 is whenever I get in an airline, 2233 01:10:31,094 --> 01:10:31,960 What the hell is cross courts? 2234 01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:32,911 I don't understand the safety regulations. 2235 01:10:32,912 --> 01:10:33,861 What the hell is cross courts? 2236 01:10:33,863 --> 01:10:34,579 They're bullshit, man. And, like-- 2237 01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,296 What the hell is cross courts? 2238 01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:36,381 I've been in airplanes where they actually tell you, 2239 01:10:36,382 --> 01:10:37,465 What the hell is cross courts? 2240 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:38,733 "Ladies and gentlemen, in case of an emergency, 2241 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,000 What the hell is cross courts? 2242 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,219 please place your head between your legs." 2243 01:10:41,220 --> 01:10:42,436 What the hell is cross courts? 2244 01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:42,938 Who are they bullshitting? 2245 01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:43,438 What the hell is cross courts? 2246 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,723 If I could do that, I'd never leave the house. 2247 01:10:44,724 --> 01:10:46,007 What the hell is cross courts? 2248 01:10:46,392 --> 01:10:46,774 What the hell is cross courts? 2249 01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:48,843 Get it? Leave the-- Ha, ha, ha, ha! 2250 01:10:48,844 --> 01:10:50,911 What the hell is cross courts? 2251 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:51,780 What? 2252 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:52,647 What the hell is cross courts? 2253 01:11:03,326 --> 01:11:04,359 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2254 01:11:04,361 --> 01:11:05,861 Shh. Colonel. Colonel. Psst. 2255 01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:07,362 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2256 01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:08,113 Oh, there you are. 2257 01:11:08,114 --> 01:11:08,863 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2258 01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:09,898 Now, I came as quickly as I could. 2259 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:10,932 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2260 01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:12,434 I had to look high and low to find the right equipment. 2261 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:13,935 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2262 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,704 So I haven't played cross courts in 20 years. 2263 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,472 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2264 01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:17,906 What in hell is it? 2265 01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:18,339 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2266 01:11:18,341 --> 01:11:20,008 It's the most archaic and esoteric game in the world. 2267 01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:21,676 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2268 01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:22,260 It dates back to the Renaissance. 2269 01:11:22,261 --> 01:11:22,843 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2270 01:11:22,846 --> 01:11:25,130 There are only seven courts in the whole world. 2271 01:11:25,131 --> 01:11:27,415 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2272 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:27,932 Can you teach us to play? 2273 01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:28,448 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2274 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:29,033 Uh-- Well, I'll do my best, 2275 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:29,616 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2276 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:30,335 but you'll have to find a third player 2277 01:11:30,336 --> 01:11:31,052 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2278 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,420 for the actual match. Because I've got a game leg. 2279 01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:33,787 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2280 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:34,806 Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll call somebody. 2281 01:11:34,807 --> 01:11:35,823 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2282 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:36,708 Who are you gonna call? I don't know, 2283 01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:37,592 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2284 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:38,460 but whoever it is, it'll be collect. 2285 01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:39,327 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2286 01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:41,628 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2287 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:42,180 How do I look? 2288 01:11:42,181 --> 01:11:42,730 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2289 01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:43,731 Will you relax? You're making me nervous. 2290 01:11:43,732 --> 01:11:44,731 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2291 01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:45,316 Be cool. Okay, okay. 2292 01:11:45,317 --> 01:11:45,899 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2293 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,335 Where's this guy? He'll be here. 2294 01:11:47,336 --> 01:11:48,769 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2295 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:49,671 Who did you get? 2296 01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:50,571 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2297 01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:51,072 Now, how does that go? 2298 01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:51,572 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2299 01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:52,457 It's not whether you win or you lose-- 2300 01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:53,341 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2301 01:11:53,343 --> 01:11:54,125 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 2302 01:11:54,126 --> 01:11:54,908 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2303 01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:55,827 Who'd you get? 2304 01:11:55,828 --> 01:11:56,744 Pfft, colonel. Psst. 2305 01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:59,781 Here he comes now. 2306 01:12:04,721 --> 01:12:06,988 Oh, my God. 2307 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:53,835 The game will be played to seven chikis. 2308 01:13:09,519 --> 01:13:10,735 Spin the first ball! 2309 01:13:31,975 --> 01:13:32,557 Unh. 2310 01:13:36,146 --> 01:13:37,645 Chiki. 2311 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:39,846 Chiki. 2312 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:40,782 You son of a bitch. 2313 01:13:40,783 --> 01:13:41,716 Chiki. 2314 01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:42,983 Chiki. 2315 01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:43,785 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 2316 01:13:43,786 --> 01:13:44,585 Chiki. 2317 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:45,253 No, no, no. Uh, uh, uh. 2318 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:45,920 Chiki. 2319 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,455 Your Honor, I demand an immediate chiki challenge 2320 01:13:47,456 --> 01:13:48,989 Chiki. 2321 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:50,075 via a judgment head scrum reversal. 2322 01:13:50,076 --> 01:13:51,159 Chiki. 2323 01:13:51,161 --> 01:13:53,328 Your Honor, I just wanna kick him in the nuts one time. 2324 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:55,496 Chiki. 2325 01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:56,331 The fail stands. 2326 01:13:56,332 --> 01:13:57,165 Chiki. 2327 01:13:57,167 --> 01:13:59,351 Boosebraum challenge? Accepted? 2328 01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:01,536 Chiki. 2329 01:14:02,138 --> 01:14:03,171 Uh, yeah. 2330 01:14:04,807 --> 01:14:06,440 Uh, yeah. 2331 01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:14,982 Ready. 2332 01:14:17,187 --> 01:14:19,153 Hey, what are we looking for? 2333 01:14:19,155 --> 01:14:20,521 You stupid geek. Hey. 2334 01:14:20,522 --> 01:14:21,888 Hey, what are we looking for? 2335 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:22,423 Hey. 2336 01:14:22,424 --> 01:14:22,956 Hey, what are we looking for? 2337 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,242 Ow! Ow! 2338 01:14:24,243 --> 01:14:25,526 Hey, what are we looking for? 2339 01:14:25,528 --> 01:14:26,210 Yelling judgment. 2340 01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:26,893 Hey, what are we looking for? 2341 01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:27,528 Sustained. 2342 01:14:27,529 --> 01:14:28,161 Hey, what are we looking for? 2343 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:29,530 Good judgment. Good call. 2344 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:30,897 Hey, what are we looking for? 2345 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:31,282 Henchman! 2346 01:14:31,283 --> 01:14:31,665 Hey, what are we looking for? 2347 01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:34,101 Hey, what are we looking for? 2348 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,140 Nerd! 2349 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:52,086 Hey, it's dark in here. 2350 01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:52,804 Lock him up. 2351 01:14:52,805 --> 01:14:53,521 Hey, it's dark in here. 2352 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,390 Should we try to spin the next bowl? 2353 01:14:55,391 --> 01:14:57,258 Hey, it's dark in here. 2354 01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:05,132 Here. 2355 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:11,105 Hey, this penalty stuff is not so bad. 2356 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:13,608 Hup! Hup! 2357 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,077 Hup! Hup! 2358 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:18,379 Chiki! Foul. 2359 01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:19,679 Hup! Hup! 2360 01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:20,947 Hup! Hup! 2361 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:21,449 Blatant bialy. 2362 01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:21,949 Hup! Hup! 2363 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,851 Your Honor. Surely a hedgehop? 2364 01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:25,752 Hup! Hup! 2365 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:26,437 Hedgehop granted. 2366 01:15:26,438 --> 01:15:27,120 Hup! Hup! 2367 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:28,323 Thank you. 2368 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,524 Hup! Hup! 2369 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:53,414 Ah. 2370 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:54,916 Chiki, red. 2371 01:15:57,287 --> 01:15:58,553 Hit hard! 2372 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:04,625 Ugh. Aah! 2373 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,828 Ugh. Aah! 2374 01:16:08,797 --> 01:16:09,763 Ugh. Aah! 2375 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,266 Hey, Spartacus. Hey, what are you in for? 2376 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:12,767 Ugh. Aah! 2377 01:16:12,769 --> 01:16:14,302 I cheated. They made me cheat. 2378 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:15,836 Ugh. Aah! 2379 01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:18,522 Your friends are loud, lewd, coarse sportsmen. 2380 01:16:18,523 --> 01:16:21,207 Ugh. Aah! 2381 01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:21,943 I've been penalized. 2382 01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:22,677 Ugh. Aah! 2383 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:24,145 Don't be so hard on those guys. They're my pals. 2384 01:16:24,146 --> 01:16:25,612 Ugh. Aah! 2385 01:16:25,615 --> 01:16:26,397 They're just social climbing, that's all. 2386 01:16:26,398 --> 01:16:27,180 Ugh. Aah! 2387 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:28,566 They're trying to use all the stuff we learned 2388 01:16:28,567 --> 01:16:29,950 Ugh. Aah! 2389 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:30,902 in charm school. 2390 01:16:30,903 --> 01:16:31,852 Ugh. Aah! 2391 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,824 Welcome back. 2392 01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:37,759 Strobe. I've gotta tell you something. 2393 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:38,693 Welcome back. 2394 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:39,460 Not now, Whitey. Strobe. 2395 01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:40,226 Welcome back. 2396 01:16:40,229 --> 01:16:41,779 Not during the game. 2397 01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:43,330 Welcome back. 2398 01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:48,002 Charlatan. 2399 01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:51,071 Charlatan. 2400 01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:52,490 Your little geek friend from charm school 2401 01:16:52,491 --> 01:16:53,907 Charlatan. 2402 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:55,476 spilled the proverbial beans. 2403 01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:57,043 Charlatan. 2404 01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:58,412 Honorable spectators! 2405 01:16:58,413 --> 01:16:59,779 Charlatan. 2406 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:01,499 Something terrible has happened today. 2407 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,217 Charlatan. 2408 01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:03,985 And we may never recover. 2409 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:04,752 Charlatan. 2410 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:07,972 These men are impostors, fakes, frauds. 2411 01:17:07,973 --> 01:17:11,191 Charlatan. 2412 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:13,727 Charlatan. 2413 01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:15,046 Don't tell me. Bialy, right? 2414 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:16,363 Charlatan. 2415 01:17:16,366 --> 01:17:18,132 Thought so. This way? Thank you. 2416 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:19,899 Charlatan. 2417 01:17:21,403 --> 01:17:22,903 Charlatan. 2418 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:25,206 Olivia, you're mine. 2419 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:26,873 Olivia, you're mine. 2420 01:17:27,593 --> 01:17:28,309 Olivia, you're mine. 2421 01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:31,678 Olivia, you're mine. 2422 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,316 You look fine. How do you feel? 2423 01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:36,985 Fine. I just don't remember where I parked my car. 2424 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:38,653 You look fine. How do you feel? 2425 01:17:38,655 --> 01:17:39,003 You'll be great. 2426 01:17:39,004 --> 01:17:39,352 You look fine. How do you feel? 2427 01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:40,571 Oh, hello, so nice of you to come. 2428 01:17:40,572 --> 01:17:41,788 You look fine. How do you feel? 2429 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,591 All the way from Winnetka. That's terrific. 2430 01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:45,392 You look fine. How do you feel? 2431 01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:45,910 Hello. How are--? 2432 01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:46,426 You look fine. How do you feel? 2433 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,546 This isn't Buffy, huh. Where's Buffy? 2434 01:17:48,547 --> 01:17:50,664 You look fine. How do you feel? 2435 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:52,666 You look fine. How do you feel? 2436 01:18:02,945 --> 01:18:05,312 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2437 01:18:05,314 --> 01:18:06,497 Good to see you. How are you? Hello. 2438 01:18:06,498 --> 01:18:07,681 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2439 01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:08,216 Sit down. Enjoy. 2440 01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:08,749 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2441 01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:09,367 I don't know who these people are. 2442 01:18:09,368 --> 01:18:09,984 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2443 01:18:09,986 --> 01:18:11,052 Your Honor. I thought you'd never get here. 2444 01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:12,119 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2445 01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:13,154 To the victor go the spoils, I suppose? 2446 01:18:13,155 --> 01:18:14,188 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2447 01:18:15,808 --> 01:18:17,425 How are you? Mm. So nice to see you. 2448 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,705 Hi. 2449 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,448 All right. Hold it right there. 2450 01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:41,266 This parking is for clergy only. 2451 01:18:41,267 --> 01:18:42,083 All right. Hold it right there. 2452 01:18:42,085 --> 01:18:43,618 But I am clergy. Yeah, and I'm the Easter bunny. 2453 01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,152 All right. Hold it right there. 2454 01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:45,620 Let me see your badge. 2455 01:18:45,621 --> 01:18:46,087 All right. Hold it right there. 2456 01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:47,488 Badge? They don't give us badges. 2457 01:18:47,489 --> 01:18:48,888 All right. Hold it right there. 2458 01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:49,924 Well, then let me hear you say hallelujah. 2459 01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:50,958 All right. Hold it right there. 2460 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:51,709 Hallelujah. 2461 01:18:51,710 --> 01:18:52,459 All right. Hold it right there. 2462 01:18:52,462 --> 01:18:54,646 Get out of the car, come on. You're under arrest. Let's go. 2463 01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:56,831 All right. Hold it right there. 2464 01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:57,031 Ugh. 2465 01:18:57,032 --> 01:18:57,230 All right. Hold it right there. 2466 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,015 Now, you have the right to remain silent. 2467 01:18:58,016 --> 01:18:58,798 All right. Hold it right there. 2468 01:18:58,801 --> 01:19:00,801 Anything you say may be held against you in a court of law. 2469 01:19:00,802 --> 01:19:02,802 All right. Hold it right there. 2470 01:19:02,805 --> 01:19:03,771 I love my job. 2471 01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:04,738 All right. Hold it right there. 2472 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:21,088 I'll take it from here, judge. 2473 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,510 My darling, this is, without a doubt, 2474 01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:28,596 the happiest day of my life. 2475 01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,766 Hello, Strobe. Hi. Oh. Heh, heh. 2476 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,103 Trouble already. 2477 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,455 Hey, how you doing? Heh-heh-heh. 2478 01:19:37,456 --> 01:19:38,806 Trouble already. 2479 01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:39,841 Just the governor and his wife. 2480 01:19:39,842 --> 01:19:40,875 Trouble already. 2481 01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:42,493 Hi, Strobe. Oh. Hi. 2482 01:19:42,494 --> 01:19:44,110 Trouble already. 2483 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,713 Hi. Hi. 2484 01:19:45,714 --> 01:19:47,314 Trouble already. 2485 01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:48,716 Whole club, eh, darling? 2486 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:50,117 Trouble already. 2487 01:19:50,969 --> 01:19:51,818 Trouble already. 2488 01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:53,437 Hello, Strobe. 2489 01:19:53,438 --> 01:19:55,054 Trouble already. 2490 01:19:55,057 --> 01:19:55,923 They're all here, sweetheart. 2491 01:19:55,924 --> 01:19:56,790 Trouble already. 2492 01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:57,358 Every one of them came. 2493 01:19:57,359 --> 01:19:57,924 Trouble already. 2494 01:19:57,927 --> 01:20:00,177 Oh, God, you smell divine. 2495 01:20:00,178 --> 01:20:02,428 Trouble already. 2496 01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:05,499 Dearly beloved, 2497 01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:06,784 and those of you we do not care too much for, 2498 01:20:06,785 --> 01:20:08,068 Dearly beloved, 2499 01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:10,454 we are gathered here today to join this major stallion 2500 01:20:10,455 --> 01:20:12,839 Dearly beloved, 2501 01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:15,710 and this frail flower in holy mantra alimony. 2502 01:20:15,711 --> 01:20:18,579 Dearly beloved, 2503 01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:19,897 If there is anyone here who feels these two 2504 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:21,214 Dearly beloved, 2505 01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:22,216 should not be married, speak now 2506 01:20:22,217 --> 01:20:23,216 Dearly beloved, 2507 01:20:23,219 --> 01:20:24,785 or forever hold your hands on your pieces. 2508 01:20:24,786 --> 01:20:26,352 Dearly beloved, 2509 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:27,638 The ring, please. 2510 01:20:27,639 --> 01:20:28,922 Dearly beloved, 2511 01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,936 Strobe. Not now, please. 2512 01:20:41,938 --> 01:20:42,470 Strobe. Not now. 2513 01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:43,003 Strobe. Not now, please. 2514 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,004 Whitey, you're making a scene. Please. 2515 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:45,004 Strobe. Not now, please. 2516 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:45,623 We'll find your car later, all right? 2517 01:20:45,624 --> 01:20:46,240 Strobe. Not now, please. 2518 01:20:46,242 --> 01:20:47,892 I now pronounce you man and wife. 2519 01:20:47,893 --> 01:20:49,543 Strobe. Not now, please. 2520 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:50,695 You may kiss the bride. 2521 01:20:50,696 --> 01:20:51,846 Strobe. Not now, please. 2522 01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:52,680 Aah! 2523 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:53,513 Strobe. Not now, please. 2524 01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:57,384 Surprise. 2525 01:20:57,386 --> 01:20:58,986 Oh, don't freeze up on me now. Come here. 2526 01:20:58,987 --> 01:21:00,587 Surprise. 2527 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:02,455 Surprise. 2528 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,007 Ah. 2529 01:21:03,008 --> 01:21:03,557 Surprise. 2530 01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:04,925 That's the biggest social event of the year. 2531 01:21:04,926 --> 01:21:06,292 Surprise. 2532 01:21:06,295 --> 01:21:06,761 Everyone you know is here. 2533 01:21:06,762 --> 01:21:07,228 Surprise. 2534 01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:08,913 The governor, mayor. All your friends are here. 2535 01:21:08,914 --> 01:21:10,597 Surprise. 2536 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:11,566 Pig. You disgusting pig. 2537 01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:12,533 Surprise. 2538 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:13,517 Hit him, ma'am. Hit him. I have. 2539 01:21:13,518 --> 01:21:14,500 Surprise. 2540 01:21:14,503 --> 01:21:15,886 You mean it's okay with you? 2541 01:21:15,887 --> 01:21:17,270 Surprise. 2542 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:17,655 Damn right, it is. 2543 01:21:17,656 --> 01:21:18,038 Surprise. 2544 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,707 Your parents wanted you to marry the right man. 2545 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,375 Surprise. 2546 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:21,993 I think they'd be happy. 2547 01:21:21,994 --> 01:21:22,610 Surprise. 2548 01:21:22,612 --> 01:21:23,544 I got us a suite at the Holiday Inn. 2549 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:24,477 Surprise. 2550 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:26,280 We got a big water bed. Oh, are we gonna make waves. 2551 01:21:26,281 --> 01:21:28,081 Surprise. 2552 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:28,316 Oh, yes. 2553 01:21:28,317 --> 01:21:28,549 Surprise. 2554 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,034 You made promises to me you're gonna fulfill. 2555 01:21:30,035 --> 01:21:31,518 Surprise. 2556 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:31,986 All those illegal acts. 2557 01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:32,453 Surprise. 2558 01:21:32,455 --> 01:21:33,921 Yes, if we need farm animals, we'll use them too. 2559 01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:35,388 Surprise. 2560 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,457 Oh, mm. Congratulations. 2561 01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:37,524 Surprise. 2562 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:38,359 You're all right, Your Honor. 2563 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:39,193 Surprise. 2564 01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:40,194 I know. Come here. 2565 01:21:40,195 --> 01:21:41,194 Surprise. 2566 01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:42,096 Surprise. 2567 01:21:42,098 --> 01:21:42,713 You'll be okay. 2568 01:21:42,714 --> 01:21:43,329 Surprise. 2569 01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:45,132 You'll make me happy or I'll break your nuts. 2570 01:21:45,133 --> 01:21:46,933 Surprise. 2571 01:21:46,936 --> 01:21:48,669 Stop this! You're not my wife. You're not even a woman! 2572 01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:50,403 Surprise. 2573 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,023 There's my wife! Au contraire. I am your woman. 2574 01:21:52,024 --> 01:21:53,641 Surprise. 2575 01:21:53,643 --> 01:21:54,909 Get off me! Stop those people! 2576 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,176 Surprise. 2577 01:21:56,178 --> 01:21:57,061 Officer! Officer! 2578 01:21:57,062 --> 01:21:57,945 Surprise. 2579 01:21:57,947 --> 01:21:58,562 Officer, arrest this man! 2580 01:21:58,563 --> 01:21:59,178 Surprise. 2581 01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:00,197 Get him off me! You just-- Hey, come on, come on. 2582 01:22:00,198 --> 01:22:01,214 Surprise. 2583 01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:03,067 Oh, wait. No, you've got the wrong guy. Wait. 2584 01:22:03,068 --> 01:22:04,918 Surprise. 2585 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,589 Jake! 2586 01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:13,193 Name the first one Barney, huh? 2587 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:21,969 It seems like everybody's getting laid but me. 2588 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,440 Oh, girls. Girls. 2589 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:27,074 Hi. Barney Rockefeller. 2590 01:22:27,075 --> 01:22:27,707 Oh, girls. Girls. 2591 01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:28,142 Hi. Hi. 2592 01:22:28,143 --> 01:22:28,575 Oh, girls. Girls. 2593 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:30,294 As long as I have a face, you'll have place to sit. 2594 01:22:30,295 --> 01:22:32,012 Oh, girls. Girls. 2595 01:22:32,014 --> 01:22:33,347 Listen, let's get out of these dresses. 2596 01:22:33,348 --> 01:22:34,681 Oh, girls. Girls. 2597 01:22:48,197 --> 01:22:51,999 The name wouldn't be Phelps by any chance? 2598 01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,868 It might be. This week. 2599 01:22:53,869 --> 01:22:55,736 The name wouldn't be Phelps by any chance? 2600 01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:59,006 Sternhill. You old rogue. 2601 01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:00,124 Well, well. 2602 01:23:00,125 --> 01:23:01,241 Sternhill. You old rogue. 2603 01:23:02,427 --> 01:23:03,610 Sternhill. You old rogue. 2604 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:07,047 I thought this smacked of your work. 2605 01:23:07,049 --> 01:23:08,799 Well, the boys were very apt pupils. 2606 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,550 I thought this smacked of your work. 2607 01:23:12,504 --> 01:23:14,454 I thought this smacked of your work. 2608 01:23:14,457 --> 01:23:15,439 Come on. 2609 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:16,422 I thought this smacked of your work. 2610 01:23:20,062 --> 01:23:24,198 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2611 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,983 ¶ Another city honeymoon ¶ 2612 01:23:25,984 --> 01:23:27,767 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2613 01:23:27,770 --> 01:23:30,054 ¶ Another season Another reason ¶ 2614 01:23:30,055 --> 01:23:32,339 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2615 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,291 ¶ For makin' whoopee ¶ 2616 01:23:34,292 --> 01:23:36,242 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2617 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:40,047 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2618 01:23:40,049 --> 01:23:41,315 ¶ You'll find men Everywhere ¶ 2619 01:23:41,316 --> 01:23:42,582 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2620 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:44,185 ¶ I'm telling you, man Everywhere ¶ 2621 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:45,786 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2622 01:23:45,788 --> 01:23:47,405 ¶ Somebody's Makin' good wages ¶ 2623 01:23:47,406 --> 01:23:49,023 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2624 01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:50,558 ¶ Somebody wants Her share ¶ 2625 01:23:50,559 --> 01:23:52,092 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2626 01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:54,128 ¶ She calls him Toodles And rolls her eyes ¶ 2627 01:23:54,129 --> 01:23:56,163 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2628 01:23:56,165 --> 01:23:57,865 ¶ She makes him strudel ¶ 2629 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,566 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2630 01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:00,384 ¶ She bakes him pies ¶ 2631 01:24:00,385 --> 01:24:01,201 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2632 01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:01,819 ¶ What is it all for? ¶ 2633 01:24:01,820 --> 01:24:02,436 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2634 01:24:02,438 --> 01:24:04,805 ¶ It's so he'll fall For makin' whoopee ¶ 2635 01:24:04,806 --> 01:24:07,173 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2636 01:24:07,176 --> 01:24:08,275 ¶ Uh-huh That's what she's after ¶ 2637 01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:09,375 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2638 01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:10,227 ¶ All right Take it over here ¶ 2639 01:24:10,228 --> 01:24:11,077 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2640 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,714 ¶ Ladies and gentleman Tony "Three-Finger" Martinez ¶ 2641 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:16,349 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2642 01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:21,188 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2643 01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:23,324 ¶ Who do you think you are? Keith Richards ¶ 2644 01:24:23,325 --> 01:24:25,459 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2645 01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:26,894 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2646 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,328 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2647 01:24:28,330 --> 01:24:29,263 ¶ No way ¶ 2648 01:24:29,264 --> 01:24:30,197 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2649 01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:31,415 ¶ $5000 per ¶ 2650 01:24:31,416 --> 01:24:32,632 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2651 01:24:32,635 --> 01:24:33,451 ¶ Money, money, money ¶ 2652 01:24:33,452 --> 01:24:34,268 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2653 01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:36,170 ¶ Some judge Who thinks he's funny ¶ 2654 01:24:36,171 --> 01:24:38,071 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2655 01:24:38,074 --> 01:24:39,657 ¶ Says "You pay 6 to her, buddy" ¶ 2656 01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:41,241 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2657 01:24:41,243 --> 01:24:43,177 ¶ He says, "Now, judge Now, look, what if I fail? ¶ 2658 01:24:43,178 --> 01:24:45,112 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2659 01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:46,597 ¶ You wouldn't put a nice guy Like me in jail ¶ 2660 01:24:46,598 --> 01:24:48,081 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2661 01:24:48,084 --> 01:24:49,767 ¶ You would? Well, then you keep her ¶ 2662 01:24:49,768 --> 01:24:51,451 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2663 01:24:51,454 --> 01:24:52,653 ¶ You'll find It's cheaper ¶ 2664 01:24:52,654 --> 01:24:53,853 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2665 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,072 ¶ Than makin' whoopee" ¶ 2666 01:24:55,073 --> 01:24:56,289 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2667 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:56,907 ¶ I'm out of here ¶ 2668 01:24:56,908 --> 01:24:57,523 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2669 01:24:58,376 --> 01:24:59,225 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2670 01:24:59,228 --> 01:24:59,994 ¶ Hey, Ramon Can you believe it? ¶ 2671 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:00,761 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2672 01:25:00,763 --> 01:25:02,696 ¶ Some dude in a black dress Trying to tell me what to do ¶ 2673 01:25:02,697 --> 01:25:04,630 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2674 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:06,150 ¶ The nerve Of that vato, huh? ¶ 2675 01:25:06,151 --> 01:25:07,668 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2676 01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:08,252 ¶ All right, take it away ¶ 2677 01:25:08,253 --> 01:25:08,835 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2678 01:25:08,838 --> 01:25:09,670 ¶ Julie Blow that horn, man ¶ 2679 01:25:09,671 --> 01:25:10,503 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2680 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:11,605 ¶ I'll get you Some jumper cables ¶ 2681 01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:12,705 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2682 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:13,574 ¶ And a spot on MTV ¶ 2683 01:25:13,575 --> 01:25:14,441 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2684 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:14,942 ¶ You could, man ¶ 2685 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:15,442 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2686 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,528 ¶ You play that sax Just like Clarence Lemons ¶ 2687 01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:19,613 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2688 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:20,865 ¶ You know, the guy that plays For Señor Jefe ¶ 2689 01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,116 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2690 01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:23,484 ¶ You know Mr. Springstein ¶ 2691 01:25:23,485 --> 01:25:24,851 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2692 01:25:24,854 --> 01:25:26,220 ¶ Yeah ¶ 2693 01:25:26,221 --> 01:25:27,587 ¶ All right, Don't overdo it, though ¶ 2694 01:25:30,659 --> 01:25:34,394 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2695 01:25:34,396 --> 01:25:36,547 ¶ Another sunny honeymoon ¶ 2696 01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:38,699 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2697 01:25:38,701 --> 01:25:39,750 ¶ Another season ¶ 2698 01:25:39,751 --> 01:25:40,800 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2699 01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:41,652 ¶ Another reason ¶ 2700 01:25:41,653 --> 01:25:42,502 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2701 01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:44,538 ¶ For makin' whoopee ¶ 2702 01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:46,572 ¶ Another bride Another groom ¶ 2703 01:25:46,742 --> 01:25:49,476 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2704 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:49,960 ¶ Ages ¶ 2705 01:25:49,961 --> 01:25:50,443 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2706 01:25:50,446 --> 01:25:51,462 ¶ You'll find men Everywhere ¶ 2707 01:25:51,463 --> 01:25:52,479 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2708 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,697 ¶ I'm telling you, man Everywhere ¶ 2709 01:25:53,698 --> 01:25:54,914 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2710 01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:55,416 ¶ Everywhere ¶ 2711 01:25:55,417 --> 01:25:55,916 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2712 01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:56,917 ¶ Somebody's makin' Good wages ¶ 2713 01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:57,917 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2714 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:58,419 ¶ Wages ¶ 2715 01:25:58,420 --> 01:25:58,919 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2716 01:25:58,921 --> 01:26:00,654 ¶ Somebody wants her share ¶ ¶ She wants a share ¶ 2717 01:26:00,655 --> 01:26:02,388 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2718 01:26:02,391 --> 01:26:04,575 ¶ She calls him Toodles And rolls her eyes ¶ 2719 01:26:04,576 --> 01:26:06,760 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2720 01:26:06,762 --> 01:26:07,811 ¶ She makes him strudel ¶ 2721 01:26:07,812 --> 01:26:08,861 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2722 01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:10,047 ¶ She bakes him pies ¶ 2723 01:26:10,048 --> 01:26:11,231 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2724 01:26:11,233 --> 01:26:11,849 ¶ What is it all for? ¶ 2725 01:26:11,850 --> 01:26:12,466 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2726 01:26:12,468 --> 01:26:14,585 ¶ It's so he'll fall For makin' whoopee ¶ 2727 01:26:14,586 --> 01:26:16,703 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2728 01:26:16,705 --> 01:26:19,072 ¶ Uh-huh That's what she's after ¶ 2729 01:26:19,073 --> 01:26:21,440 ¶ Down through The countless ages ¶ 2730 01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:38,392 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2731 01:26:38,394 --> 01:26:39,310 ¶ No way ¶ 2732 01:26:39,311 --> 01:26:40,227 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2733 01:26:40,229 --> 01:26:41,445 ¶ $5000 per ¶ 2734 01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:42,662 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2735 01:26:42,665 --> 01:26:43,481 ¶ Money, money, money ¶ 2736 01:26:43,482 --> 01:26:44,298 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2737 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:46,083 ¶ Some judge who thinks He's funny ¶ 2738 01:26:46,084 --> 01:26:47,867 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2739 01:26:47,870 --> 01:26:49,537 ¶ Says "You pay 6 to her, buddy" ¶ 2740 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:51,205 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2741 01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:53,040 ¶ He says, "Now, judge Now, look, what if I fail? ¶ 2742 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:54,874 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2743 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:56,327 ¶ You wouldn't put a nice guy Like me in jail ¶ 2744 01:26:56,328 --> 01:26:57,778 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2745 01:26:57,780 --> 01:26:59,330 ¶ You would? Well, then you keep her ¶ 2746 01:26:59,331 --> 01:27:00,881 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2747 01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:04,401 ¶ You'll find it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee" ¶ 2748 01:27:04,402 --> 01:27:07,920 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2749 01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:10,190 ¶ We're makin' it Whoo hoo hoo ¶ 2750 01:27:10,191 --> 01:27:12,458 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2751 01:27:12,461 --> 01:27:13,877 ¶ We're makin' it ¶ 2752 01:27:13,878 --> 01:27:15,294 ¶ He doesn't make Much money ¶ 2753 01:27:15,531 --> 01:27:16,697 ¶ Oh, sing it, girls ¶ 2754 01:27:16,699 --> 01:27:17,698 ¶ We're makin' it ¶ 2755 01:27:17,699 --> 01:27:18,698 ¶ Oh, sing it, girls ¶ 2756 01:27:18,701 --> 01:27:19,733 ¶ Makin' whoopee ¶ 2757 01:27:19,734 --> 01:27:20,766 ¶ Oh, sing it, girls ¶ 2758 01:27:20,769 --> 01:27:23,136 ¶ I got me Some backup babes ¶ 2759 01:27:23,137 --> 01:27:25,504 ¶ Oh, sing it, girls ¶ 2760 01:27:36,252 --> 01:27:37,251 Right. 2761 01:27:37,253 --> 01:27:38,085 They got some weird food here. 2762 01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:38,918 Right. 2763 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:39,687 Goddamn, what is this? 2764 01:27:39,688 --> 01:27:40,454 Right. 2765 01:27:40,456 --> 01:27:41,605 These are some kind of nuclear crabs. 2766 01:27:41,606 --> 01:27:42,755 Right. 2767 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,274 Boy, I bet these could eat your balls alive. 2768 01:27:44,275 --> 01:27:45,791 Right. 2769 01:27:46,177 --> 01:27:46,559 Right. 2770 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:47,928 I wonder what kind of lotion will take these away 2771 01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:49,295 Right. 2772 01:27:49,298 --> 01:27:50,114 from your dick. Ha-ha-ha. 2773 01:27:50,115 --> 01:27:50,931 Right. 2774 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:52,433 Hey, dude. Check it out, man. 2775 01:27:52,434 --> 01:27:53,934 Right.221931