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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,667 --> 00:00:05,502 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 2 00:00:05,568 --> 00:00:07,634 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 3 00:00:07,701 --> 00:00:09,335 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 4 00:00:09,401 --> 00:00:11,134 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 5 00:00:11,201 --> 00:00:12,544 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 6 00:00:12,568 --> 00:00:14,502 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 7 00:00:14,568 --> 00:00:16,434 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 8 00:00:16,501 --> 00:00:17,801 ‫♪ GOTTA GET UP... ♪ 9 00:00:17,868 --> 00:00:21,018 ‫[[BURGLAR ALARM RINGS 10 00:00:25,535 --> 00:00:26,868 ‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪ 11 00:00:26,934 --> 00:00:29,101 ‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪ 12 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:30,734 ‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪ 13 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:32,567 ‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪ 14 00:00:32,634 --> 00:00:33,934 ‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪ 15 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,101 ‫♪ HERE WE GO ♪ 16 00:00:39,601 --> 00:00:41,268 ‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ GET UP! ♪ 17 00:00:41,335 --> 00:00:44,901 ‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ GET UP! ♪ 18 00:00:44,968 --> 00:00:47,218 ‫♪ GO! GET UP! ♪ 19 00:00:57,567 --> 00:00:58,801 ‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 20 00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:00,168 ‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 21 00:01:00,235 --> 00:01:05,235 ‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM 22 00:01:18,467 --> 00:01:19,267 ‫.SPEED IT UP 23 00:01:19,334 --> 00:01:20,367 ‫.WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT 24 00:01:20,434 --> 00:01:21,767 ‫?WHY YOU SWEATIN' ME, DUDE 25 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:22,934 ‫.THE GUARDS ARE ON ICE 26 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:23,934 ‫.THE ALARMS'S SHUT OFF 27 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,151 ‫.EVERYTHING'S COVERED 28 00:01:33,867 --> 00:01:34,867 ‫?HUH 29 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,467 ‫!AAH 30 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:48,034 ‫?WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT 31 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:50,734 ‫?YOU MEAN, WHAT UP WITH THAT 32 00:01:50,801 --> 00:01:52,068 ‫,EITHER USE SLANG PROPERLY 33 00:01:52,134 --> 00:01:55,584 ‫.OR DON'T USE IT AT ALL 34 00:01:57,634 --> 00:01:59,235 ‫!IT'S A KID ON A FLYING MANHOLE 35 00:01:59,301 --> 00:02:02,100 ‫I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ‫.ALADDIN ON HIS MAGIC CARPET 36 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:03,367 ‫!GET HIM 37 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:09,834 ‫!Both: AAH 38 00:02:09,901 --> 00:02:12,167 ‫.METAL WEAPONS AND DUMB THUGS 39 00:02:12,234 --> 00:02:14,301 ‫?HOW EASY DOES IT GET 40 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,001 ‫AAH! COME ON, LET'S ‫!GET OUT OF HERE 41 00:02:17,068 --> 00:02:22,068 ‫LIKE TURNING ON LIGHTS ‫.IN A ROACH MOTEL 42 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,434 ‫.THAT'S MY TASER PUNCH 43 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:28,101 ‫!SHOCKING, ISN'T IT... AAH 44 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,467 ‫.I GOT HIM, DUDE ?I GUESS... ‫HUH 45 00:02:33,534 --> 00:02:34,834 ‫.OK, YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 46 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:37,567 ‫!I'M NEW AT THIS, SO SUE ME 47 00:02:37,634 --> 00:02:40,300 ‫!AAH 48 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,367 ‫!AAH 49 00:02:41,434 --> 00:02:42,335 ‫!AAH 50 00:02:42,401 --> 00:02:44,001 ‫NOT THAT I HAVE A ‫,CURFEW OR ANYTHING 51 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:48,868 ‫BUT I REALLY ‫.GOTTA WRAP THIS UP 52 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,834 ‫.STICK AROUND, FELLOWS 53 00:02:51,901 --> 00:02:54,751 ‫.YOU'VE GOT COMPANY 54 00:02:59,501 --> 00:03:04,268 ‫[[POLICE SIRENS 55 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:07,068 ‫[THINKING] PIECE OF CAKE ‫.WITH FROSTING AND SPRINKLES 56 00:03:07,134 --> 00:03:09,934 ‫,MY FIRST BAD GUY BEATDOWN ‫!AND I HARDLY BROKE A SWEAT 57 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:11,535 ‫HARD TO BELIEVE ‫THAT JUST 2 DAYS AGO 58 00:03:11,602 --> 00:03:16,602 ‫I WAS THE LAST PERSON ‫.YOU'D CALL HERO MATERIAL 59 00:03:29,868 --> 00:03:31,335 ‫♪ CHECK ME OUT, NOW, WILL YA ♪ 60 00:03:31,401 --> 00:03:33,001 ‫♪ I GOT THE LOOKS ‫THAT THRILL YA ♪ 61 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:35,601 ‫,♪ IF YOU'RE DOWN ‫I'LL FILL YA ♪ 62 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:36,801 ‫.YEAH 63 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,534 ‫.COMIN' UP LIKE ‫WEEDS [[KNOCK ON DOOR 64 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:39,300 ‫!HEY, PUFF DADDY 65 00:03:39,367 --> 00:03:40,268 ‫YOU'RE TAKING A LONG TIME 66 00:03:40,335 --> 00:03:42,268 ‫!FOR A GUY WITH ONLY 5 WHISKERS 67 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:44,200 ‫AT LEAST I'M GROWING ‫.MINE ON PURPOSE 68 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,434 ‫.JUST HURRY UP 69 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:47,968 ‫AND GIVE YOUR LITTLE ‫.WEAK RAPPING A REST 70 00:03:48,034 --> 00:03:49,701 ‫AW, DON'T FORGET ‫!YOUR DOG COLLAR 71 00:03:49,767 --> 00:03:51,234 ‫!WOOF, WOOF 72 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,500 ‫!SISTERS 73 00:03:59,268 --> 00:04:01,468 ‫.AAH! DANG STATIC ELECTRICITY 74 00:04:01,535 --> 00:04:04,933 ‫ISN'T IT TIME WE GOT SOME ‫?HARDWOOD FLOORS, PEOPLE 75 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,268 ‫!OOF! UHH 76 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:09,234 ‫SORRY, SON. I'M IN A ‫.HURRY THIS MORNING 77 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,368 ‫.I FEEL YOU, POPS 78 00:04:10,435 --> 00:04:12,434 ‫GOT A BIG DAY IN ‫.FRONT OF ME MYSELF 79 00:04:12,501 --> 00:04:14,335 ‫!BIG, BIG, BIG 80 00:04:14,401 --> 00:04:15,710 ‫I'M TAKING MY ‫FRIENDSHIP WITH FRIEDA 81 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:17,034 ‫.TO ANOTHER LEVEL 82 00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:18,261 ‫.GONNA ASK HER TO HOMECOMING 83 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,968 ‫?WHAT'D SHE EVER DO TO YOU 84 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:23,001 ‫?WHAT'S THIS? AN EGG SMOOTHIE 85 00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:25,334 ‫YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ‫.THE WAY MA MADE THEM 86 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,400 ‫FUNNY, I DON'T RECALL 87 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,268 ‫EVER NEEDING A ‫.STRAW TO EAT HERS 88 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,767 ‫COME ON, VIRGIL. YOUR SISTER ‫.WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE 89 00:04:30,834 --> 00:04:34,100 ‫LEAST YOU COULD DO ‫.IS GIVE THEM A TRY 90 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:36,334 ‫.HUMPH 91 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,534 ‫,MA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING 92 00:04:37,601 --> 00:04:38,767 ‫.I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE 93 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:40,800 ‫[[PHONE RINGS 94 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:42,300 ‫?HELLO 95 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,834 ‫[HEY, TEDDY. [GIGGLES 96 00:04:44,901 --> 00:04:47,001 ‫YEAH, I REALLY LIKED ‫.THAT LECTURE LAST NIGHT 97 00:04:47,068 --> 00:04:51,200 ‫?TONIGHT? YOU MEAN, A REAL DATE 98 00:04:51,267 --> 00:04:53,134 ‫[[KISSY NOISES 99 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:55,367 ‫.LET ME CHECK MY SCHEDULE 100 00:04:55,434 --> 00:04:57,335 ‫.OF COURSE I HAVE A SCHEDULE 101 00:04:57,401 --> 00:05:02,401 ‫.NO, I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE ‫BLACK BOOK .IT'S PAISLEY 102 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:07,367 ‫.GOOD LOOKING OUT, MOMS 103 00:05:07,434 --> 00:05:11,934 ‫.MMM, MMM. FLUFFY EGG GOODNESS 104 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:16,818 ‫[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS 105 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:20,967 ‫!V-MAN 106 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:22,235 ‫!RICHIE 107 00:05:22,301 --> 00:05:24,267 ‫IS TODAY GONNA BE ‫?THAT DAY OR WHAT 108 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:25,601 ‫,IF YOU MEAN ME AND FRIEDA 109 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:27,200 ‫.OF COURSE TODAY'S THE DAY 110 00:05:27,267 --> 00:05:29,100 ‫!MAN, IT'S ON 111 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:33,134 ‫.HEY 112 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:35,134 ‫.YO, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, BRO 113 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,276 ‫LET ME HEAR THAT STRONG RAP 114 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,235 ‫.YOU'RE GONNA DROP ON HER 115 00:05:38,301 --> 00:05:39,934 ‫WELL, FRIEDA, WE'VE ‫KNOWN EACH OTHER 116 00:05:40,001 --> 00:05:41,434 ‫,FOR A LONG TIME NOW 117 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:42,701 ‫AND I WAS KIND OF WONDERING 118 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:44,501 ‫IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR 119 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:47,667 ‫? "SNORE!" DO ME THE HONOR 120 00:05:47,734 --> 00:05:49,534 ‫MAN, YOU SOUND ‫!LIKE A FORM LETTER 121 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:53,334 ‫THAT'S NOT GONNA CUT ‫IT WITH !HEY, FRIEDA 122 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,367 ‫?HEY, GUYS. GUESS WHAT 123 00:05:55,434 --> 00:05:56,510 ‫.MR. McDONALD SAID WE COULD 124 00:05:56,534 --> 00:05:58,167 ‫PUT UP THE DECORATIONS ‫.EARLY THIS YEAR 125 00:05:58,234 --> 00:05:59,168 ‫.COOL 126 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:00,501 ‫.HEY, LOOK AT ME. I GOTTA GO 127 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:04,168 ‫.GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR, UH, TEST 128 00:06:04,235 --> 00:06:06,001 ‫WHERE WERE YOU THIS ‫?WEEKEND, VIRGIL 129 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:08,634 ‫I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ‫.TO YOU ABOUT HOMECOMING 130 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:09,701 ‫?OH, REALLY 131 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:11,101 ‫.YEAH, I NEED YOUR ADVICE 132 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:12,834 ‫?YOU KNOW EDDIE THE QUARTERBACK 133 00:06:12,901 --> 00:06:15,567 ‫I HEARD HE WANTS TO ‫.TAKE ME TO THE DANCE 134 00:06:15,634 --> 00:06:17,201 ‫,BUT DAVE ALSO LEFT A MESSAGE 135 00:06:17,268 --> 00:06:18,834 ‫AND CLEO SAID THAT SETH GRAY 136 00:06:18,901 --> 00:06:19,933 ‫.WANTED MY PHONE NUMBER 137 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,034 ‫?ISN'T IT WILD 138 00:06:21,101 --> 00:06:23,168 ‫!I'M JUGGLING 3 HOTTIES 139 00:06:23,235 --> 00:06:25,335 ‫,YOU KNOW, FRIEDA ‫.HOT ISN'T EVERYTHING 140 00:06:25,401 --> 00:06:28,101 ‫IN SOME CIRCLES, WIT ‫AND, UH OFFBEAT CHARM 141 00:06:28,168 --> 00:06:29,434 ‫.STILL COUNT FOR A LOT 142 00:06:29,501 --> 00:06:31,300 ‫IN FACT, I WAS WONDERING 143 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:32,577 ‫IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR 144 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,834 ‫.HEY, FRIEDA 145 00:06:33,901 --> 00:06:37,167 ‫.LOOKIN' GOOD 146 00:06:37,234 --> 00:06:38,267 ‫!Virgil: AAH 147 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:42,084 ‫.[SNIFFS] SMELL GOOD, TOO 148 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:47,501 ‫F-STOP, YOU NEED TO BRUSH ‫.UP ON BODY LANGUAGE 101 149 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:49,334 ‫HERS SAYS, "NOT ‫".IN THIS LIFETIME 150 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,750 ‫!GRR. AAH 151 00:06:56,901 --> 00:06:59,068 ‫LET'S SEE IF YOUR ‫FACE CAN UNDERSTAND 152 00:06:59,134 --> 00:07:01,067 ‫.WHAT MY FIST IS SAYING 153 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:05,734 ‫!AAH 154 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:10,235 ‫YO, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SWEATIN' ‫.MY MAN VIRGIL, F R ANCIS 155 00:07:10,301 --> 00:07:14,133 ‫NAH, WADE, WE ‫.WERE JUST PLAYING 156 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,934 ‫.HERE, VIRG 157 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:22,601 ‫.CATCH YOU LATER, VIRGIL 158 00:07:28,334 --> 00:07:29,634 ‫?Richie: TANGLING WITH F-STOP 159 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:30,968 ‫?ARE YOU CRAZY 160 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,334 ‫THE DUDE MAKES NORMAN BATES ‫.LOOK LIKE MISTER ROGERS 161 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,868 ‫!TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW 162 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:35,934 ‫,IF IT WASN'T FOR WADE 163 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:37,210 ‫I'D BE LOOKING FOR A ‫GOOD PLASTIC SURGEON 164 00:07:37,234 --> 00:07:38,133 ‫.RIGHT ABOUT NOW 165 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,834 ‫.YEAH, STRAIGHT UP, V 166 00:07:39,901 --> 00:07:42,534 ‫HEY, IF ANY MORE STATIC BREAKS ‫,OUT BETWEEN YOU AND F-STOP 167 00:07:42,601 --> 00:07:44,167 ‫.YOU KNOW I GOT YOUR BACK 168 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:44,868 ‫.THANKS, MAN 169 00:07:44,934 --> 00:07:48,234 ‫.PEACE... AND OUT 170 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:51,900 ‫.IF ONLY HE KNEW KUNG FU 171 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:31,368 ‫!HEY 172 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:36,435 ‫I'M PICKING UP WHERE ‫.I LEFT OFF, CHUMP 173 00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:41,900 ‫!Virgil: COME ON, GUYS 174 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:44,268 ‫!UNH 175 00:08:44,335 --> 00:08:46,868 ‫OH, GEE, CAN'T WE DO ‫?THIS LATER, FELLAS 176 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:48,401 ‫A BEATDOWN JUST ‫DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT 177 00:08:48,468 --> 00:08:50,601 ‫WITHOUT LOCKERS AND ‫.DIM SCHOOL LIGHTING 178 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,301 ‫.VIRGIL THE JOKESTER 179 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:55,300 ‫LAUGH YOUR WAY OUT ‫.OF THIS, FUNNY MAN 180 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,317 ‫!OOF! OW! UHH 181 00:09:02,268 --> 00:09:07,268 ‫F-STOP! WADE AND HIS ‫!HOMEY HEADED OUR WAY 182 00:09:11,734 --> 00:09:13,367 ‫YOU'LL BE SEEING ‫.MORE OF ME, VIRG 183 00:09:13,434 --> 00:09:14,567 ‫.BELIEVE THAT 184 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:17,484 ‫[[BREATHING HEAVILY 185 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,634 ‫[[GROANS 186 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:28,235 ‫.Virgil: AH, WADE 187 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,068 ‫I HAD 'EM JUST WHERE ‫!I WANTED 'EM, MAN 188 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:33,467 ‫MEET ME UNDER THE ‫.STONE BRIDGE IN A HALF 189 00:09:33,534 --> 00:09:35,134 ‫HALF-HOUR? BUT I 190 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:36,677 ‫I GOTTA MEET MY ‫!POPS IN A HALF-HOUR 191 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,801 ‫.I... IN A HALF 192 00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:49,411 ‫,Virgil, in a low voice: SAY, SON ‫?WHERE WERE YOU THIS AFTERNOON 193 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:52,401 ‫WELL, DAD, THE NICE GANGBANGERS ‫.INVITED ME FOR TEA AND COOKIES 194 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:55,168 ‫SON, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ‫?BANGERS ARE DANGEROUS 195 00:09:55,235 --> 00:10:00,235 ‫,WITH ALL DUE RESPECT ‫!DAD, WELL, DUH 196 00:10:04,801 --> 00:10:09,435 ‫!AAH 197 00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:14,101 ‫.GEE, IT'S SO NICE OUT ‫.IT'S A SHAME TO BE INDOORS 198 00:10:14,168 --> 00:10:15,934 ‫.WELCOME TO OUR CRIB, VIRGIL 199 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:20,301 ‫COZY. THIS PLACE SHOULD BE ON ‫.THAT SHOW, T H IS OLD WAREHOUSE 200 00:10:20,368 --> 00:10:22,267 ‫.I LIKE YOU, VIRGIL ‫.YOU'RE FUNNY 201 00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:23,501 ‫,AND YOU'RE SMART 202 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,068 ‫BUT KEEPING FRANCIS ‫OFF YOUR BUTT 203 00:10:25,134 --> 00:10:26,601 ‫.TAKES TOO MUCH OF MY TIME 204 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,101 ‫I... I NEVER ASKED ‫.YOU TO DO THAT, WADE 205 00:10:29,168 --> 00:10:30,734 ‫?HEAR THAT? DISSIN' WADE 206 00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:32,667 ‫!HE MUST BE CRAZY! WORD 207 00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:33,734 ‫THAT PUNK FRANCIS 208 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,668 ‫IS LOOKING FOR ‫.STREET-CRED, YOUNG BROTHER 209 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,801 ‫ONE DAY, HE'S GONNA CATCH YOU ‫.OUT THERE, AND I WON'T BE AROUND 210 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:41,268 ‫SICK DUDE LIKE HIM, WHO ‫.KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO THEN 211 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:42,877 ‫GEE, I WAS KINDA HOPING ‫HE'D GET BORED OF ME 212 00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:44,100 ‫.AND GO TERRORIZE A TANK 213 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,634 ‫.THIS IS NO JOKE, VIRGIL 214 00:10:45,701 --> 00:10:48,100 ‫THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU'RE ‫.GONNA SAVE YOUR SKIN 215 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:49,501 ‫.ROLL WITH MY CREW 216 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,634 ‫!ME? YOU DON'T WANT ME 217 00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:54,400 ‫I'M ONLY 14, AND I'M TOO ‫!STRINGY TO BE A BANGER 218 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:55,767 ‫.DON'T FRONT, VIRGIL 219 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,601 ‫I'M OFFERING YOU ‫.LIFE INSURANCE 220 00:10:57,667 --> 00:11:00,001 ‫YOU JOIN UP, AND F-STOP ‫.WILL BACK OFF QUICK 221 00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,828 ‫HE AIN'T LOOKIN' TO ‫.TANGLE WITH THIS POSSE 222 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:04,667 ‫!ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ‫RIGHT !WORD UP 223 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,400 ‫,I FEEL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING 224 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,134 ‫!BUT IT'S MY POPS 225 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,501 ‫HE'S GOT A TEENY LITTLE ‫,PROBLEM WITH GANGS 226 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:12,034 ‫AND I'M TOO YOUNG ‫.TO BE HOMELESS 227 00:11:12,101 --> 00:11:14,235 ‫YOUR POPS GONNA WATCH ‫?YOUR BACK ALL DAY 228 00:11:14,301 --> 00:11:15,667 ‫HE GONNA BEAT ON ‫?F-STOP FOR YOU 229 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,667 ‫ALWAYS SAID YOU ‫.WERE SMART, VIRGIL 230 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:21,484 ‫.DON'T PROVE ME WRONG NOW 231 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,068 ‫?FOOTBALL INJURY, HUH 232 00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:35,702 ‫YES, SIR. Sister: 2 THINGS 233 00:11:35,768 --> 00:11:38,567 ‫ONE... SINCE WHEN DO YOU PLAY ‫?FOOTBALL WITHOUT A HELMET 234 00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:41,200 ‫AND 2... SINCE WHEN ‫DOES YOUR NARROW BEHIND 235 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,300 ‫?PLAY FOOTBALL AT ALL 236 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,534 ‫?WHO ASKED YOU, MISS NOSY 237 00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:46,300 ‫?POPS, CAN I BE EXCUSED 238 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,400 ‫.I'M REALLY SORE 239 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:51,434 ‫.SURE, SON 240 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,101 ‫?COME ON, DAD. FOOTBALL 241 00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:58,168 ‫HE'LL TALK ABOUT ‫.IT WHEN HE'S READY 242 00:11:59,534 --> 00:12:00,967 ‫!AHH 243 00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:04,967 ‫[[RINGS 244 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:05,968 ‫?HELLO 245 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:07,401 ‫.TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE 246 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,567 ‫TELL ME YOU DID NOT ‫!JOIN WADE'S CREW 247 00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:10,567 ‫?WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT 248 00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:11,701 ‫!WORD'S ALL OVER, VIRG 249 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,109 ‫IT'S LIKE THEY WANT ‫.EVERYONE TO KNOW 250 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,400 ‫!BUT I DIDN'T 251 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,767 ‫.NOT EXACTLY 252 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,234 ‫.I MEAN, I DIDN'T SAY YES 253 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,467 ‫,I JUST SORT OF NODDED 254 00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:19,667 ‫.LIKE I WAS THINKING ON IT 255 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:22,467 ‫JEEZ, VIRGIL, YOUR MOM ‫.DIED FROM GANG FIRE 256 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,334 ‫?DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT 257 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,834 ‫?WHAT AM I GONNA DO 258 00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,801 ‫.I GOT THE "F" PROBLEM BIG TIME 259 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:30,168 ‫YEAH? NOW YOU GOT THE ‫.WADE PROBLEM, TOO 260 00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:31,901 ‫.HE'S GONNA EXPECT FAVORS, MAN 261 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,467 ‫.OK, OK, I'LL SQUASH THIS 262 00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,401 ‫TELL HIM THERE'S BEEN ‫.A MISUNDERSTANDING 263 00:12:35,468 --> 00:12:37,444 ‫MAYBE I COULD BE A BANGER ‫.WATER BOY OR SOMETHING 264 00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:39,634 ‫.[PHONE BEEPS] HOLD ‫ON .I GOT AN INCOMING 265 00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:40,634 ‫?HELLO 266 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:43,401 ‫.MEET US AT THE DOCKS .NOW. ‫GATE 10 267 00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:46,234 ‫WE'RE TAKING CARE OF ‫.YOUR PROBLEM TONIGHT 268 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,900 ‫!WADE? WADE 269 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,317 ‫.TERRIFIC 270 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,000 ‫?HELLO 271 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:05,067 ‫!AAH 272 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:08,283 ‫.KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT 273 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,801 ‫?WHAT'S GOING ON 274 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,734 ‫THERE'S GONNA BE A ‫MAJOR THROW-DOWN TONIGHT 275 00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:25,200 ‫.WITH ALL THE CREWS IN THE CITY 276 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,867 ‫!WADE, WE GOTTA TALK 277 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,433 ‫!SHH. LOOK 278 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,033 ‫TIME TO GO THE PERMANENT ‫.ROUTE, LITTLE BRO 279 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,450 ‫.THIS WAY 280 00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:45,834 ‫!OH, MAN 281 00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:50,701 ‫I STEPPED INTO ‫!IT BIG THIS TIME 282 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,600 ‫[[FIGHTING 283 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:08,934 ‫?VIRGIL 284 00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:12,151 ‫.THIS IS GONNA BE FUN 285 00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:19,101 ‫!Voice: FREEZE 286 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,368 ‫.YOU ARE IN A RESTRICTED AREA 287 00:14:21,435 --> 00:14:26,435 ‫DROP ALL WEAPONS AND ‫.STEP INTO THE OPEN 288 00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,234 ‫[[COUGHING 289 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,767 ‫!AAH 290 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,234 ‫!AAH! AAH 291 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,868 ‫?WHAT'S GOING ON 292 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,184 ‫.GRAB YOUR MASK 293 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,500 ‫[[COUGHING 294 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,483 ‫[[SNORING 295 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,501 ‫[[GASPS 296 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,067 ‫.I'M HOME 297 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,633 ‫!I'M ALIVE 298 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,934 ‫!GET... AH 299 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:33,000 ‫!DANG STATIC ELECTRICITY 300 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:35,100 ‫!WHOA 301 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,501 ‫!DOWN, BOY 302 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,200 ‫!OOF 303 00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:41,901 ‫!WHEW 304 00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:43,167 ‫.DON'T SLAM THE DOORS 305 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,434 ‫.YES, SIR 306 00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:47,501 ‫?HUH 307 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,167 ‫!WHOA 308 00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:57,334 ‫!DAD'S RAZOR 309 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,000 ‫!IT'S POSSESSED 310 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,434 ‫[[GASPS 311 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,933 ‫!I'M A HUMAN FUSE BOX 312 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,400 ‫[[PHONE RINGS 313 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,667 ‫!I GOT IT! I GOT IT 314 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:08,467 ‫?HELLO 315 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,901 ‫?VIRGIL! WHAT HAPPENED 316 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,634 ‫!YOU ARE GONNA TRIP 317 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:15,567 ‫.MEET ME IN THE AUTO ‫JUNKYARD ASAP !BYE 318 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:16,984 ‫?SAY WHAT 319 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,033 ‫?VIRGIL 320 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,235 ‫!YO, VIRGIL 321 00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,268 ‫[EXASPERATED SIGH] I'M ‫,WORRYING ABOUT HIS BUTT 322 00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:35,767 ‫AND HE'S RUSHING ME ‫OFF THE PHONE AND 323 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,167 ‫!WHOA 324 00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:38,667 ‫!TELL ME THAT'S NOT COOL 325 00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:39,968 ‫HOW THE HECK DID YOU 326 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:41,667 ‫THERE WAS AN ‫.EXPLOSION LAST NIGHT 327 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,501 ‫.THERE WAS THIS GAS 328 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,334 ‫.IT CHANGED ME, RICHIE 329 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,350 ‫!CHECK IT OUT 330 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,934 ‫!DOUBLE WHOA 331 00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:55,534 ‫YEAH, NO MORE ASKING MY POPS 332 00:16:55,601 --> 00:16:58,834 ‫!TO BORROW HIS CAR, DUDE 333 00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,300 ‫UH, YOU DON'T ‫.EVEN DRIVE YET, V 334 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,300 ‫!WHATEVER 335 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:06,417 ‫.OH, AND I RATHER LIKE THIS 336 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,667 ‫!TALK ABOUT YOUR STATIC CLING 337 00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:16,667 ‫V-MAN, YOU COULD ‫!SO BE A SUPERHERO 338 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:20,133 ‫?I COULD, COULDN'T I 339 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,150 ‫[WHOA! [CRASH 340 00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:35,335 ‫COME ON, V. WE GOTTA ‫.GET YOU SOME GEAR 341 00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:42,168 ‫NOT YOUR BEST ‫.LOOK, CHICKEN LEGS 342 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:47,235 ‫ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS ‫.IS JUST EMBARRASSING 343 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:56,635 ‫NAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A ‫!BATTERY COMMERCIAL. NEXT 344 00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:02,017 ‫!WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A WINNER 345 00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:09,635 ‫Virgil: AND THAT'S PRETTY ‫.MUCH HOW IT ALL BEGAN 346 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:13,400 ‫!PLEASE! HELP! OH, MAN 347 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,767 ‫.WE NEED A LADDER 348 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,001 ‫.GUESS I SHOULD GROUND 'EM 349 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:19,068 ‫!WHOA! AAH! WHOA 350 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,901 ‫!All: OOF 351 00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:24,901 ‫?HA HA HA... HUH 352 00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:28,268 ‫!THE NEW LAB COMPUTERS 353 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,868 ‫!OOF 354 00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:37,400 ‫.THOSE LIGHTS GO OVER THERE 355 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,401 ‫HEY, I THOUGHT ‫.VIRGIL WAS COMING 356 00:18:39,468 --> 00:18:42,335 ‫,OH, W-WELL, HE HAD TO ‫.UH, GET HIS VCR FIXED 357 00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:46,701 ‫,YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW IT ‫?UH, FLASHES 12:00, 12:00 358 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,534 ‫.THAT 359 00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:50,400 ‫!Boy: CHECK IT OUT ‫?Girl: WHAT IS IT 360 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:54,300 ‫!LOOKIT! LOOK! COME HERE 361 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,734 ‫.SPECIAL DELIVERY 362 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,300 ‫I HAD BUSINESS ‫,AT THE WAREHOUSE 363 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,067 ‫!AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND 364 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:05,901 ‫?WHO ARE YOU 365 00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,734 ‫.THE NAME'S STATIC 366 00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:10,400 ‫.I PUT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM 367 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,901 ‫!GOOD LINE 368 00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:15,934 ‫I SEE YOU STILL GOT ‫.SOME WORK TO DO 369 00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,268 ‫FORTUNATELY, I'M WHAT YOU CALL 370 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:22,335 ‫ONE OF YOUR ALL-PURPOSE ‫.SUPERHEROES 371 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:35,868 ‫!IT'S BEAUTIFUL 372 00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,534 ‫NOT AS BEAUTIFUL ‫,AS THE SIGHT I SEE 373 00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:40,151 ‫.MA CHRIE 374 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:46,601 ‫[THINKING] WHY ISN'T IT ‫?THIS EASY FOR VIRGIL 375 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,717 ‫!SEE YA 376 00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:57,701 ‫!HE'S A NATURAL 377 00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:00,701 ‫.OH! IT'S GETTING WORSE ‫.THEY KEEP MUTATING 378 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,033 ‫[[GROANING 379 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:08,034 ‫[[GRUNTING 380 00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:09,567 ‫?IS THE HAZMAT TEAM HERE YET 381 00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:12,934 ‫!Nurse: AAH 382 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,367 ‫!HE'S BURNING UP 383 00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:15,934 ‫[[SNARLING 384 00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,101 ‫[[LAUGHING 385 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,701 ‫!WHAT A TRIP 386 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,267 ‫[[ALL GASP 387 00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:39,784 ‫.THIS IS GONNA BE FUN 388 00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:53,133 ‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪ 389 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,250 ‫!WHOOOA 390 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,234 ‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 391 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,534 ‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 392 00:21:13,601 --> 00:21:15,834 ‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM 393 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,533 ‫!STATIC SHOCK 27302

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