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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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♪ GOTTA GET UP... ♪
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[[BURGLAR ALARM RINGS
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ GET UP! ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ GET UP! ♪
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♪ GO! GET UP! ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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Static: I PUT A
!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
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.SPEED IT UP
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.WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT
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?WHY YOU SWEATIN' ME, DUDE
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.THE GUARDS ARE ON ICE
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.THE ALARMS'S SHUT OFF
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.EVERYTHING'S COVERED
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?HUH
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!AAH
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?WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT
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?YOU MEAN, WHAT UP WITH THAT
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,EITHER USE SLANG PROPERLY
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.OR DON'T USE IT AT ALL
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!IT'S A KID ON A FLYING MANHOLE
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I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
.ALADDIN ON HIS MAGIC CARPET
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!GET HIM
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!Both: AAH
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.METAL WEAPONS AND DUMB THUGS
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?HOW EASY DOES IT GET
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AAH! COME ON, LET'S
!GET OUT OF HERE
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LIKE TURNING ON LIGHTS
.IN A ROACH MOTEL
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.THAT'S MY TASER PUNCH
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!SHOCKING, ISN'T IT... AAH
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.I GOT HIM, DUDE ?I GUESS...
HUH
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.OK, YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
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!I'M NEW AT THIS, SO SUE ME
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!AAH
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!AAH
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!AAH
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NOT THAT I HAVE A
,CURFEW OR ANYTHING
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BUT I REALLY
.GOTTA WRAP THIS UP
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.STICK AROUND, FELLOWS
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.YOU'VE GOT COMPANY
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[[POLICE SIRENS
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[THINKING] PIECE OF CAKE
.WITH FROSTING AND SPRINKLES
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,MY FIRST BAD GUY BEATDOWN
!AND I HARDLY BROKE A SWEAT
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HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT JUST 2 DAYS AGO
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I WAS THE LAST PERSON
.YOU'D CALL HERO MATERIAL
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♪ CHECK ME OUT, NOW, WILL YA ♪
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♪ I GOT THE LOOKS
THAT THRILL YA ♪
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,♪ IF YOU'RE DOWN
I'LL FILL YA ♪
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.YEAH
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.COMIN' UP LIKE
WEEDS [[KNOCK ON DOOR
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!HEY, PUFF DADDY
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YOU'RE TAKING A LONG TIME
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!FOR A GUY WITH ONLY 5 WHISKERS
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AT LEAST I'M GROWING
.MINE ON PURPOSE
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.JUST HURRY UP
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AND GIVE YOUR LITTLE
.WEAK RAPPING A REST
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AW, DON'T FORGET
!YOUR DOG COLLAR
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!WOOF, WOOF
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!SISTERS
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.AAH! DANG STATIC ELECTRICITY
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ISN'T IT TIME WE GOT SOME
?HARDWOOD FLOORS, PEOPLE
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!OOF! UHH
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SORRY, SON. I'M IN A
.HURRY THIS MORNING
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.I FEEL YOU, POPS
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GOT A BIG DAY IN
.FRONT OF ME MYSELF
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!BIG, BIG, BIG
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I'M TAKING MY
FRIENDSHIP WITH FRIEDA
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.TO ANOTHER LEVEL
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.GONNA ASK HER TO HOMECOMING
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?WHAT'D SHE EVER DO TO YOU
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?WHAT'S THIS? AN EGG SMOOTHIE
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST
.THE WAY MA MADE THEM
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FUNNY, I DON'T RECALL
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EVER NEEDING A
.STRAW TO EAT HERS
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COME ON, VIRGIL. YOUR SISTER
.WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE
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LEAST YOU COULD DO
.IS GIVE THEM A TRY
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.HUMPH
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,MA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING
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.I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE
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[[PHONE RINGS
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?HELLO
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[HEY, TEDDY. [GIGGLES
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YEAH, I REALLY LIKED
.THAT LECTURE LAST NIGHT
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?TONIGHT? YOU MEAN, A REAL DATE
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[[KISSY NOISES
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.LET ME CHECK MY SCHEDULE
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.OF COURSE I HAVE A SCHEDULE
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.NO, I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE
BLACK BOOK .IT'S PAISLEY
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.GOOD LOOKING OUT, MOMS
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.MMM, MMM. FLUFFY EGG GOODNESS
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[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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!V-MAN
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!RICHIE
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IS TODAY GONNA BE
?THAT DAY OR WHAT
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,IF YOU MEAN ME AND FRIEDA
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.OF COURSE TODAY'S THE DAY
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!MAN, IT'S ON
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.HEY
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.YO, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, BRO
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LET ME HEAR THAT STRONG RAP
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.YOU'RE GONNA DROP ON HER
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WELL, FRIEDA, WE'VE
KNOWN EACH OTHER
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,FOR A LONG TIME NOW
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AND I WAS KIND OF WONDERING
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IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR
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? "SNORE!" DO ME THE HONOR
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MAN, YOU SOUND
!LIKE A FORM LETTER
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THAT'S NOT GONNA CUT
IT WITH !HEY, FRIEDA
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?HEY, GUYS. GUESS WHAT
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.MR. McDONALD SAID WE COULD
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PUT UP THE DECORATIONS
.EARLY THIS YEAR
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.COOL
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.HEY, LOOK AT ME. I GOTTA GO
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.GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR, UH, TEST
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WHERE WERE YOU THIS
?WEEKEND, VIRGIL
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I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK
.TO YOU ABOUT HOMECOMING
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?OH, REALLY
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.YEAH, I NEED YOUR ADVICE
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?YOU KNOW EDDIE THE QUARTERBACK
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I HEARD HE WANTS TO
.TAKE ME TO THE DANCE
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,BUT DAVE ALSO LEFT A MESSAGE
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AND CLEO SAID THAT SETH GRAY
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.WANTED MY PHONE NUMBER
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?ISN'T IT WILD
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!I'M JUGGLING 3 HOTTIES
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,YOU KNOW, FRIEDA
.HOT ISN'T EVERYTHING
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IN SOME CIRCLES, WIT
AND, UH OFFBEAT CHARM
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.STILL COUNT FOR A LOT
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IN FACT, I WAS WONDERING
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IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR
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.HEY, FRIEDA
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.LOOKIN' GOOD
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!Virgil: AAH
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.[SNIFFS] SMELL GOOD, TOO
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F-STOP, YOU NEED TO BRUSH
.UP ON BODY LANGUAGE 101
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HERS SAYS, "NOT
".IN THIS LIFETIME
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!GRR. AAH
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LET'S SEE IF YOUR
FACE CAN UNDERSTAND
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.WHAT MY FIST IS SAYING
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!AAH
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YO, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SWEATIN'
.MY MAN VIRGIL, F R ANCIS
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NAH, WADE, WE
.WERE JUST PLAYING
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.HERE, VIRG
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.CATCH YOU LATER, VIRGIL
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?Richie: TANGLING WITH F-STOP
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?ARE YOU CRAZY
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THE DUDE MAKES NORMAN BATES
.LOOK LIKE MISTER ROGERS
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!TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
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,IF IT WASN'T FOR WADE
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I'D BE LOOKING FOR A
GOOD PLASTIC SURGEON
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.RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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.YEAH, STRAIGHT UP, V
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HEY, IF ANY MORE STATIC BREAKS
,OUT BETWEEN YOU AND F-STOP
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.YOU KNOW I GOT YOUR BACK
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.THANKS, MAN
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.PEACE... AND OUT
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.IF ONLY HE KNEW KUNG FU
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!HEY
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I'M PICKING UP WHERE
.I LEFT OFF, CHUMP
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!Virgil: COME ON, GUYS
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!UNH
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OH, GEE, CAN'T WE DO
?THIS LATER, FELLAS
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A BEATDOWN JUST
DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT
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WITHOUT LOCKERS AND
.DIM SCHOOL LIGHTING
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.VIRGIL THE JOKESTER
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LAUGH YOUR WAY OUT
.OF THIS, FUNNY MAN
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!OOF! OW! UHH
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F-STOP! WADE AND HIS
!HOMEY HEADED OUR WAY
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YOU'LL BE SEEING
.MORE OF ME, VIRG
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.BELIEVE THAT
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[[BREATHING HEAVILY
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[[GROANS
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.Virgil: AH, WADE
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I HAD 'EM JUST WHERE
!I WANTED 'EM, MAN
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MEET ME UNDER THE
.STONE BRIDGE IN A HALF
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HALF-HOUR? BUT I
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I GOTTA MEET MY
!POPS IN A HALF-HOUR
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.I... IN A HALF
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,Virgil, in a low voice: SAY, SON
?WHERE WERE YOU THIS AFTERNOON
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WELL, DAD, THE NICE GANGBANGERS
.INVITED ME FOR TEA AND COOKIES
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SON, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
?BANGERS ARE DANGEROUS
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,WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
!DAD, WELL, DUH
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!AAH
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.GEE, IT'S SO NICE OUT
.IT'S A SHAME TO BE INDOORS
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.WELCOME TO OUR CRIB, VIRGIL
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COZY. THIS PLACE SHOULD BE ON
.THAT SHOW, T H IS OLD WAREHOUSE
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.I LIKE YOU, VIRGIL
.YOU'RE FUNNY
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,AND YOU'RE SMART
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BUT KEEPING FRANCIS
OFF YOUR BUTT
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.TAKES TOO MUCH OF MY TIME
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I... I NEVER ASKED
.YOU TO DO THAT, WADE
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?HEAR THAT? DISSIN' WADE
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!HE MUST BE CRAZY! WORD
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THAT PUNK FRANCIS
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IS LOOKING FOR
.STREET-CRED, YOUNG BROTHER
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ONE DAY, HE'S GONNA CATCH YOU
.OUT THERE, AND I WON'T BE AROUND
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SICK DUDE LIKE HIM, WHO
.KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO THEN
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GEE, I WAS KINDA HOPING
HE'D GET BORED OF ME
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.AND GO TERRORIZE A TANK
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.THIS IS NO JOKE, VIRGIL
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU'RE
.GONNA SAVE YOUR SKIN
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.ROLL WITH MY CREW
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!ME? YOU DON'T WANT ME
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I'M ONLY 14, AND I'M TOO
!STRINGY TO BE A BANGER
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.DON'T FRONT, VIRGIL
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I'M OFFERING YOU
.LIFE INSURANCE
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YOU JOIN UP, AND F-STOP
.WILL BACK OFF QUICK
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HE AIN'T LOOKIN' TO
.TANGLE WITH THIS POSSE
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!ALL RIGHT! THAT'S
RIGHT !WORD UP
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,I FEEL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
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!BUT IT'S MY POPS
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HE'S GOT A TEENY LITTLE
,PROBLEM WITH GANGS
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AND I'M TOO YOUNG
.TO BE HOMELESS
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YOUR POPS GONNA WATCH
?YOUR BACK ALL DAY
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HE GONNA BEAT ON
?F-STOP FOR YOU
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ALWAYS SAID YOU
.WERE SMART, VIRGIL
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.DON'T PROVE ME WRONG NOW
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?FOOTBALL INJURY, HUH
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YES, SIR. Sister: 2 THINGS
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ONE... SINCE WHEN DO YOU PLAY
?FOOTBALL WITHOUT A HELMET
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AND 2... SINCE WHEN
DOES YOUR NARROW BEHIND
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?PLAY FOOTBALL AT ALL
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?WHO ASKED YOU, MISS NOSY
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?POPS, CAN I BE EXCUSED
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.I'M REALLY SORE
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.SURE, SON
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?COME ON, DAD. FOOTBALL
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HE'LL TALK ABOUT
.IT WHEN HE'S READY
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!AHH
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[[RINGS
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?HELLO
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.TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE
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TELL ME YOU DID NOT
!JOIN WADE'S CREW
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?WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT
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!WORD'S ALL OVER, VIRG
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IT'S LIKE THEY WANT
.EVERYONE TO KNOW
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!BUT I DIDN'T
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.NOT EXACTLY
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.I MEAN, I DIDN'T SAY YES
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,I JUST SORT OF NODDED
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.LIKE I WAS THINKING ON IT
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JEEZ, VIRGIL, YOUR MOM
.DIED FROM GANG FIRE
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?DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT
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?WHAT AM I GONNA DO
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.I GOT THE "F" PROBLEM BIG TIME
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YEAH? NOW YOU GOT THE
.WADE PROBLEM, TOO
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.HE'S GONNA EXPECT FAVORS, MAN
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.OK, OK, I'LL SQUASH THIS
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TELL HIM THERE'S BEEN
.A MISUNDERSTANDING
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MAYBE I COULD BE A BANGER
.WATER BOY OR SOMETHING
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.[PHONE BEEPS] HOLD
ON .I GOT AN INCOMING
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?HELLO
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.MEET US AT THE DOCKS .NOW.
GATE 10
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WE'RE TAKING CARE OF
.YOUR PROBLEM TONIGHT
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!WADE? WADE
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.TERRIFIC
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?HELLO
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!AAH
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.KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
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?WHAT'S GOING ON
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THERE'S GONNA BE A
MAJOR THROW-DOWN TONIGHT
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.WITH ALL THE CREWS IN THE CITY
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!WADE, WE GOTTA TALK
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!SHH. LOOK
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TIME TO GO THE PERMANENT
.ROUTE, LITTLE BRO
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.THIS WAY
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!OH, MAN
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I STEPPED INTO
!IT BIG THIS TIME
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[[FIGHTING
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?VIRGIL
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.THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
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!Voice: FREEZE
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.YOU ARE IN A RESTRICTED AREA
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DROP ALL WEAPONS AND
.STEP INTO THE OPEN
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[[COUGHING
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!AAH
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!AAH! AAH
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?WHAT'S GOING ON
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.GRAB YOUR MASK
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[[COUGHING
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[[SNORING
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[[GASPS
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.I'M HOME
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!I'M ALIVE
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!GET... AH
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!DANG STATIC ELECTRICITY
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!WHOA
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!DOWN, BOY
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!OOF
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!WHEW
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.DON'T SLAM THE DOORS
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.YES, SIR
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?HUH
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!WHOA
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!DAD'S RAZOR
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!IT'S POSSESSED
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[[GASPS
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!I'M A HUMAN FUSE BOX
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[[PHONE RINGS
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!I GOT IT! I GOT IT
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?HELLO
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?VIRGIL! WHAT HAPPENED
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!YOU ARE GONNA TRIP
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.MEET ME IN THE AUTO
JUNKYARD ASAP !BYE
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?SAY WHAT
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?VIRGIL
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!YO, VIRGIL
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[EXASPERATED SIGH] I'M
,WORRYING ABOUT HIS BUTT
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AND HE'S RUSHING ME
OFF THE PHONE AND
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!WHOA
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!TELL ME THAT'S NOT COOL
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00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:39,968
HOW THE HECK DID YOU
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THERE WAS AN
.EXPLOSION LAST NIGHT
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.THERE WAS THIS GAS
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.IT CHANGED ME, RICHIE
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!CHECK IT OUT
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!DOUBLE WHOA
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YEAH, NO MORE ASKING MY POPS
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!TO BORROW HIS CAR, DUDE
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UH, YOU DON'T
.EVEN DRIVE YET, V
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!WHATEVER
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00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:06,417
.OH, AND I RATHER LIKE THIS
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!TALK ABOUT YOUR STATIC CLING
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00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:16,667
V-MAN, YOU COULD
!SO BE A SUPERHERO
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00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:20,133
?I COULD, COULDN'T I
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[WHOA! [CRASH
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00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:35,335
COME ON, V. WE GOTTA
.GET YOU SOME GEAR
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NOT YOUR BEST
.LOOK, CHICKEN LEGS
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ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS
.IS JUST EMBARRASSING
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00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:56,635
NAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A
!BATTERY COMMERCIAL. NEXT
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!WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A WINNER
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00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:09,635
Virgil: AND THAT'S PRETTY
.MUCH HOW IT ALL BEGAN
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!PLEASE! HELP! OH, MAN
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00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,767
.WE NEED A LADDER
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00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,001
.GUESS I SHOULD GROUND 'EM
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!WHOA! AAH! WHOA
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!All: OOF
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?HA HA HA... HUH
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00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:28,268
!THE NEW LAB COMPUTERS
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!OOF
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00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:37,400
.THOSE LIGHTS GO OVER THERE
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HEY, I THOUGHT
.VIRGIL WAS COMING
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00:18:39,468 --> 00:18:42,335
,OH, W-WELL, HE HAD TO
.UH, GET HIS VCR FIXED
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00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:46,701
,YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW IT
?UH, FLASHES 12:00, 12:00
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.THAT
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!Boy: CHECK IT OUT
?Girl: WHAT IS IT
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!LOOKIT! LOOK! COME HERE
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.SPECIAL DELIVERY
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00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,300
I HAD BUSINESS
,AT THE WAREHOUSE
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00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,067
!AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND
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00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:05,901
?WHO ARE YOU
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00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,734
.THE NAME'S STATIC
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00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:10,400
.I PUT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
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00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,901
!GOOD LINE
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00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:15,934
I SEE YOU STILL GOT
.SOME WORK TO DO
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00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,268
FORTUNATELY, I'M WHAT YOU CALL
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00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:22,335
ONE OF YOUR ALL-PURPOSE
.SUPERHEROES
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00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:35,868
!IT'S BEAUTIFUL
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00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,534
NOT AS BEAUTIFUL
,AS THE SIGHT I SEE
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.MA CHRIE
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00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:46,601
[THINKING] WHY ISN'T IT
?THIS EASY FOR VIRGIL
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!SEE YA
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!HE'S A NATURAL
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.OH! IT'S GETTING WORSE
.THEY KEEP MUTATING
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[[GROANING
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00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:08,034
[[GRUNTING
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00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:09,567
?IS THE HAZMAT TEAM HERE YET
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!Nurse: AAH
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00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,367
!HE'S BURNING UP
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[[SNARLING
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00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,101
[[LAUGHING
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00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,701
!WHAT A TRIP
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00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,267
[[ALL GASP
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00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:39,784
.THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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!WHOOOA
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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Static: I PUT A
!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
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!STATIC SHOCK
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