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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,042 --> 00:00:52,129 - Car's here! - It's 9.00! We'll miss our flight! 2 00:00:52,213 --> 00:00:55,007 - Traveller's cheques... - You have the tickets? 3 00:00:55,091 --> 00:00:57,093 - Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - Oops. 4 00:00:57,176 --> 00:00:59,679 I just know we've forgotten something. 5 00:00:59,762 --> 00:01:01,973 Roddy, where are you? 6 00:01:02,306 --> 00:01:06,519 We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's more. 7 00:01:06,602 --> 00:01:08,354 - Tabitha! - Here's a little more. 8 00:01:08,437 --> 00:01:11,691 - I hope you're not overfeeding him. - Of course not, Mum. 9 00:01:11,774 --> 00:01:13,526 - Come on, Tabitha! - Bye, Roddy. 10 00:01:13,609 --> 00:01:17,655 - We don't want to miss our holiday. - I'm coming, I'm coming! 11 00:01:27,373 --> 00:01:29,792 When the cat's away... 12 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:32,545 ...the mice will play! 13 00:01:32,628 --> 00:01:35,047 The holiday starts now, everyone! 14 00:01:35,298 --> 00:01:36,966 Music, maestro! 15 00:01:44,056 --> 00:01:48,185 Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned! 16 00:01:48,269 --> 00:01:50,229 Let's go, people! Chop-chop! 17 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:55,359 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 18 00:01:55,443 --> 00:01:57,612 Nope. Nope. Nope. 19 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:11,125 Buckle up, everyone. 20 00:02:21,469 --> 00:02:23,054 Fore! 21 00:02:26,432 --> 00:02:28,225 Oops. Sorry. 22 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,940 Game point. Service! 23 00:02:34,357 --> 00:02:36,609 We win! We win, team! We win! 24 00:02:50,498 --> 00:02:51,582 Perfect. 25 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,143 Having a good time, darling? 26 00:03:17,942 --> 00:03:19,443 Thank you. 27 00:03:22,446 --> 00:03:23,948 See you tomorrow. 28 00:03:36,669 --> 00:03:37,878 Good night! 29 00:03:37,962 --> 00:03:40,631 Good night! Good night! 30 00:03:44,635 --> 00:03:47,972 Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy. 31 00:03:56,397 --> 00:03:58,065 What was that? 32 00:03:59,984 --> 00:04:01,319 Who's there? 33 00:04:02,278 --> 00:04:05,615 Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. 34 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:07,617 Sarge, wake up! 35 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,621 Approaching enemy lines. 36 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,422 - I'm armed and ready. - At ease, soldier. 37 00:04:21,505 --> 00:04:24,258 Give up your weapons of mass destruction. 38 00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:27,929 Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and ready. 39 00:04:28,012 --> 00:04:31,807 Tell Mom I... love... her. 40 00:05:21,399 --> 00:05:24,527 They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer. 41 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:25,653 A sewer rat! 42 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:29,156 Who... What... How did you get here? 43 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:34,203 I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh! 44 00:05:34,287 --> 00:05:38,541 It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes. 45 00:05:38,624 --> 00:05:41,168 And, well, here I am. 46 00:05:41,252 --> 00:05:43,963 I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back. 47 00:05:46,716 --> 00:05:48,009 Do you like seafood? 48 00:05:48,092 --> 00:05:49,468 Can I call you a cab? 49 00:05:50,595 --> 00:05:52,430 See food! Get it? 50 00:05:53,973 --> 00:05:55,182 Have you got a TV? 51 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:57,351 - Yes, but... - Say no more! 52 00:05:57,435 --> 00:05:59,270 No. Leave that. 53 00:05:59,353 --> 00:06:00,771 Geronimo! 54 00:06:00,855 --> 00:06:03,107 No, don't... touch anything. 55 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:06,611 Would you look at the size of that monster?! 56 00:06:10,573 --> 00:06:13,659 Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons. 57 00:06:15,369 --> 00:06:19,123 It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final! 58 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:21,542 - England. Germany. - Yes! Boo! 59 00:06:21,626 --> 00:06:23,586 Live this Sunday. Be there. 60 00:06:23,669 --> 00:06:27,173 This place is great! I'm staying here forever! 61 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,716 What? 62 00:06:30,885 --> 00:06:32,303 Game point. Service! 63 00:06:32,803 --> 00:06:36,641 We win, we win! You lose! In your face! 64 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:49,654 Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave. 65 00:06:49,987 --> 00:06:53,866 I would not do that if I was you, pal. 66 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:57,787 Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now. 67 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:01,874 Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende? 68 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:05,878 Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it. 69 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:10,216 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 70 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,759 That's more like it. 71 00:07:11,842 --> 00:07:15,096 But before breakfast is served... 72 00:07:15,179 --> 00:07:18,891 ...perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi. 73 00:07:18,975 --> 00:07:21,727 A Jacuzzi? 74 00:07:25,022 --> 00:07:26,565 You're a real gent. 75 00:07:26,649 --> 00:07:28,985 After a hard day navigating sewer pipes, 76 00:07:29,068 --> 00:07:33,698 there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath. 77 00:07:33,781 --> 00:07:36,325 That looks so inviting. 78 00:07:36,409 --> 00:07:38,703 Yes. The water looks perfect! 79 00:07:38,786 --> 00:07:43,165 Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going. 80 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:45,501 Right. In we go! 81 00:07:46,836 --> 00:07:48,629 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 82 00:07:48,713 --> 00:07:50,840 I know we got off on the wrong foot before, 83 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:53,551 but I think we're gonna get along, don't you? 84 00:07:53,634 --> 00:07:55,094 Swimmingly. 85 00:07:57,471 --> 00:07:58,556 Be seeing you. 86 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:03,185 You plonker! 87 00:08:03,269 --> 00:08:05,896 You think I don't know a toilet when I see one? 88 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:08,232 You were going to flush me down the loo. 89 00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:10,568 No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model! 90 00:08:10,651 --> 00:08:13,404 Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going. 91 00:08:13,487 --> 00:08:16,824 No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim! 92 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,327 Bon voyage, me old cream cracker! 93 00:08:19,410 --> 00:08:21,495 - Hold your nose! - You can't do this! 94 00:08:21,579 --> 00:08:25,541 You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how you like it. 95 00:08:48,981 --> 00:08:50,650 Have you seen my dad? 96 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:30,856 Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't... 97 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:33,442 ...swim. 98 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:38,656 I'm... in... the sewer! 99 00:09:58,426 --> 00:09:59,760 Hello? 100 00:10:02,096 --> 00:10:03,264 Help? 101 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:09,270 I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream. 102 00:10:09,979 --> 00:10:11,647 I'm not home! I wanna go home! 103 00:10:11,731 --> 00:10:13,566 Shush! Stop it. Roddy! 104 00:10:13,649 --> 00:10:16,110 I want to go home! Pull yourself together! 105 00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:18,070 I can't. I'm frightened. 106 00:10:18,154 --> 00:10:20,197 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 107 00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:25,453 All right, Roddy, old man, you can get yourself out of here, and you will. 108 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:27,496 Never forget, 109 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:31,292 the blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins. 110 00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:48,976 Extra! Extra! 111 00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:51,562 Read all about it! 112 00:10:53,189 --> 00:10:54,690 A way out! Yes! 113 00:11:05,284 --> 00:11:07,995 Hey! That took me 3 years to draw! 114 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:10,456 I'm terribly sorry. Three years? 115 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,583 I just finished it this morning! 116 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:15,294 Three years? 117 00:11:15,711 --> 00:11:19,048 Good grief! 118 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:28,557 - What is this place? - Hold the bus! 119 00:11:28,641 --> 00:11:32,144 Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag! 120 00:11:39,277 --> 00:11:40,736 It's a real city! 121 00:11:46,659 --> 00:11:47,952 My smalls! 122 00:11:48,035 --> 00:11:49,787 - Is it a bird? - Is it a plane? 123 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:52,248 Is that guy wearing my underpants? 124 00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:53,708 Make him move, honey. 125 00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:56,335 Boy, you got a face like a frying pan! 126 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:59,255 - Come on! - I don't think he speaks English. 127 00:11:59,338 --> 00:12:01,591 He moved! Did you get it? 128 00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:04,218 - Got it! - Good. 129 00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:06,262 Sorry, sorry. 130 00:12:06,345 --> 00:12:08,931 - It's coming! - What? Where? Who? 131 00:12:09,015 --> 00:12:10,600 The Great Flood! 132 00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:15,438 Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! We're doomed! 133 00:12:15,521 --> 00:12:17,982 You think you can back away from the truth! 134 00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:20,776 'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then? 135 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:24,447 Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me! 136 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:25,781 'Morning, Harold. 137 00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:28,576 - 'Morning, Collin. How are you? - Can't complain. 138 00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:31,662 Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony. 139 00:12:31,746 --> 00:12:33,164 We're doomed! 140 00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:34,916 - Are you kidding me? - Right. 141 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:38,044 - Let's give you a police escort home. - Great! 142 00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:42,381 I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface. 143 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:45,718 Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no. 144 00:12:45,801 --> 00:12:48,304 The humans don't like our sort. 145 00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:52,391 Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there. 146 00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:57,855 I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine. 147 00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:03,569 You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty? 148 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:06,155 Yes. 149 00:13:07,907 --> 00:13:12,662 There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. Might. 150 00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:13,871 Really? 151 00:13:13,955 --> 00:13:18,000 Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger. 152 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:22,213 - If you can find it. - I know where it is! 153 00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:34,016 And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger. 154 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,769 Thanks for bringing me this far. 155 00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:39,272 You're welcome. 156 00:13:40,439 --> 00:13:41,774 See ya! 157 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,124 Beware. 158 00:13:58,207 --> 00:14:00,001 Beware. 159 00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:05,464 Hello? 160 00:14:06,299 --> 00:14:08,426 Permission to come aboard? 161 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:12,138 Ahoy there? 162 00:14:37,455 --> 00:14:41,042 Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr Captain, Skipper, Thingy. 163 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,962 Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you. 164 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,174 What are you doing on my boat? 165 00:14:48,257 --> 00:14:50,217 I've had a bad day and need your help. 166 00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:53,262 I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet. 167 00:14:53,346 --> 00:14:56,390 Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems. 168 00:14:56,474 --> 00:14:59,060 She's around here somewhere! 169 00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:01,479 Stay down. And keep quiet. 170 00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:06,776 Why? Who are we hiding from? 171 00:15:06,859 --> 00:15:10,404 I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me. 172 00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:13,032 Well, I'll contain my amazement. 173 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:17,370 All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse. 174 00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:27,380 Over there! 175 00:15:27,463 --> 00:15:29,048 You idiot! 176 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:30,549 Sorry about that. 177 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,551 I'll be off then. 178 00:15:32,885 --> 00:15:34,220 Sorry. 179 00:15:35,221 --> 00:15:37,223 Sorry. Sorry. 180 00:15:37,556 --> 00:15:38,766 Sorry! 181 00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:40,351 We can't let her get away! 182 00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:46,565 Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me! 183 00:15:57,451 --> 00:16:00,413 Let me go, you pink-eyed freak! 184 00:16:00,496 --> 00:16:02,290 I'm upset now. 185 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,419 Whatever's going on, I'm not involved. 186 00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:09,088 I'm an innocent bystander! 187 00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:12,091 Rita, Rita, Rita! 188 00:16:15,177 --> 00:16:17,847 You thought you could give us the slip. 189 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:23,769 What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! 190 00:16:25,187 --> 00:16:27,565 Who have we got here? 191 00:16:27,648 --> 00:16:31,193 I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander. 192 00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:34,030 - Millicent! - Actually, no... 193 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:37,366 Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita? 194 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,118 The boss wants it back. 195 00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:41,203 I don't have your stupid ruby. 196 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:44,916 OK, are we going to do it the easy way... 197 00:16:44,999 --> 00:16:46,751 ...or the hard way? 198 00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:49,629 I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike? 199 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,217 All right. Check the tin. 200 00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:57,011 Good girl. 201 00:16:57,094 --> 00:16:58,804 See, Whitey, this is how I do it. 202 00:16:58,888 --> 00:17:01,098 Watch and learn, my son. Watch and... 203 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:08,773 Was it in there? 204 00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:11,442 Right! Rip it up, lads! 205 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,948 Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff! 206 00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:21,786 It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts! 207 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:23,788 That'll be last night's curry. 208 00:17:23,871 --> 00:17:26,832 I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag. 209 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,794 Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this? 210 00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:32,088 Fine. All right, all right, listen up. 211 00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:34,382 This gentleman, he's not from around here. 212 00:17:34,465 --> 00:17:35,508 Thank you. 213 00:17:35,591 --> 00:17:38,219 - Just look how nicely he's dressed. - Thank you. 214 00:17:38,302 --> 00:17:41,389 And why? Because he's an international jewel thief! 215 00:17:41,472 --> 00:17:43,808 Precisely. What? No, no! 216 00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:46,936 - He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying! 217 00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:50,606 All right, all right! It's time to bring out... 218 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,858 ...the Persuader. 219 00:17:55,194 --> 00:17:57,446 Your choice, mate. You can talk now 220 00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,575 or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader? 221 00:18:00,658 --> 00:18:03,953 Yeah, in a much higher voice! 222 00:18:04,036 --> 00:18:06,289 The Persuader's alive, Spike! 223 00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:08,332 You'll be singing like a tea kettle. 224 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,418 Good one, Persuader. 225 00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:13,379 I don't even know her! I don't know anything! 226 00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:16,549 Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself. 227 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,884 I know where it is! 228 00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:20,553 Come on, then. Spit it out! 229 00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,263 Don't you dare! 230 00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:25,766 Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped? 231 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,394 You little snitch. 232 00:18:28,477 --> 00:18:31,230 The booty's in the booty. 233 00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:44,619 Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us. 234 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,788 You're toast. 235 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,586 So you're from Up Top? 236 00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:56,839 I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. 237 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:59,342 Yeah. Big shampoo job. 238 00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:02,595 I was dark grey when we started. 239 00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:05,765 Still, it cleared up me dandruff. 240 00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:11,854 The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world. 241 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:14,774 Are you there, boss? We're back. 242 00:19:14,857 --> 00:19:17,443 I've got it, boss. 243 00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:20,404 The ruby. I found it. 244 00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:23,908 Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it. 245 00:19:23,991 --> 00:19:26,285 Actually, the name's Roddy. 246 00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:30,164 In exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might... 247 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:36,254 You might help me out of the pickle I'm in. 248 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:42,009 Hello, Rita. 249 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,511 Hello, handsome. 250 00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:47,431 And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter? 251 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:49,475 - Boyfriend?! - Waiter?! 252 00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:54,647 The prize returns to me. 253 00:19:56,649 --> 00:19:59,610 Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me? 254 00:19:59,694 --> 00:20:03,864 What?! That jewel belongs to my father, and you know it! 255 00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:08,911 Your father? A good-for-nothing scavenger, just like his daughter! 256 00:20:08,995 --> 00:20:11,372 Excuse me. Actually, 257 00:20:11,455 --> 00:20:13,457 I'm the one that found your ruby. 258 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,711 So... you... 259 00:20:16,794 --> 00:20:20,590 Perhaps you'd repay the favour and help me get home. 260 00:20:21,382 --> 00:20:22,842 Help me! 261 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,511 Dispose of them. 262 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:29,181 No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington! 263 00:20:30,975 --> 00:20:33,894 Kensington? The Royal Borough? 264 00:20:33,978 --> 00:20:35,396 Up Top? 265 00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:38,149 Yes. Up Top. 266 00:20:38,983 --> 00:20:41,736 Huzzah! A man of quality! 267 00:20:41,819 --> 00:20:43,696 Finally, somebody gets it. 268 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,657 Come, let me show you my private collection. 269 00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,619 I know you'll find it diverting. 270 00:20:53,748 --> 00:20:56,083 My shrine to beauty. 271 00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:00,838 Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family. 272 00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:03,716 Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain. 273 00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,301 Classy! 274 00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:07,345 Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say? 275 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,722 It's as if she were here. 276 00:21:10,389 --> 00:21:12,308 Smooth to the touch. 277 00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:13,434 Easy, tiger. 278 00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:18,147 But come! Let us restore the heart 279 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,816 and highlight of my collection... 280 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:25,863 ...this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings. 281 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:28,950 A true crown jewel! 282 00:21:32,954 --> 00:21:35,039 Well, what do you think? 283 00:21:35,122 --> 00:21:37,416 He's a madman! Run away! 284 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,253 Pardon me. My fly's undone. 285 00:21:41,504 --> 00:21:44,757 Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie. 286 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,801 Indeed. 287 00:21:46,884 --> 00:21:51,430 How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world? 288 00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:54,433 In this dark, low place. 289 00:21:55,768 --> 00:22:00,398 Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but I... 290 00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:01,732 "Amusing"? 291 00:22:02,608 --> 00:22:04,443 Didn't you say I'd find it amusing? 292 00:22:04,527 --> 00:22:08,364 I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing! 293 00:22:08,447 --> 00:22:12,243 When I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense 294 00:22:12,326 --> 00:22:15,955 of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration. 295 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:18,624 Muse. 296 00:22:28,593 --> 00:22:30,469 Smashing. 297 00:22:32,888 --> 00:22:34,765 Heaven help me! 298 00:22:35,308 --> 00:22:37,476 Ice him! Ice them both! 299 00:22:38,311 --> 00:22:41,439 Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge. 300 00:22:43,441 --> 00:22:46,068 Former enemies, one and all. 301 00:22:46,152 --> 00:22:51,407 A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers and do-gooders. 302 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:57,371 Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker. 303 00:22:58,831 --> 00:23:00,750 Makes me laugh every time, that one. 304 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,126 Shut that door. 305 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:08,341 Liquid nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly! 306 00:23:08,424 --> 00:23:11,510 There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it. 307 00:23:11,802 --> 00:23:13,346 In the pocket, in the pocket! 308 00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:20,519 Blimey, it's cold. 309 00:23:20,603 --> 00:23:22,688 That's why I wore me mittens. 310 00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:26,525 Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me. 311 00:23:26,609 --> 00:23:29,403 It's all right for you. You've got little hands. 312 00:23:29,487 --> 00:23:31,614 - Got it! - They don't get as cold. 313 00:23:31,697 --> 00:23:34,158 - I ain't got little hands! - Yeah, you have. 314 00:23:34,242 --> 00:23:35,576 You got lady's hands. 315 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,038 They might be small, but they're lethal weapons. 316 00:23:39,121 --> 00:23:40,706 You got your mother's hands. 317 00:23:41,582 --> 00:23:44,210 Right. Put your hands together. 318 00:23:46,879 --> 00:23:48,881 You could have wiped your feet. 319 00:23:49,215 --> 00:23:50,967 Stop squirming! 320 00:23:56,305 --> 00:23:57,765 Goodbye, vermin. 321 00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:08,234 Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection. 322 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:15,616 - What?! Impossible! - Oi! Kermit! 323 00:24:15,950 --> 00:24:20,121 The prize returns to me! 324 00:24:20,204 --> 00:24:22,790 You big, fat, slimy airbag! 325 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,793 After them! 326 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:29,755 Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan? 327 00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:31,507 "We"? Who's "we"? 328 00:24:31,591 --> 00:24:33,259 You can't just leave me here! 329 00:24:33,342 --> 00:24:36,596 Faster, you idiots! They're escaping! 330 00:24:51,611 --> 00:24:54,238 No! Not the master cable! 331 00:24:54,322 --> 00:24:55,489 We have a plan? 332 00:24:55,573 --> 00:24:56,782 Put that back! 333 00:24:57,867 --> 00:25:00,161 Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us. 334 00:25:00,244 --> 00:25:01,996 You're right. Toodle-oo. 335 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:03,331 Wait! 336 00:25:03,581 --> 00:25:04,999 F-f-f-freeze! 337 00:25:10,463 --> 00:25:13,966 Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see! 338 00:25:15,468 --> 00:25:17,470 That wasn't on the list. 339 00:25:21,974 --> 00:25:23,476 Do something! 340 00:25:31,525 --> 00:25:34,737 Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! 341 00:25:39,283 --> 00:25:41,869 I kept me legs straight, Spike. 342 00:25:44,705 --> 00:25:48,542 Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high. 343 00:25:54,006 --> 00:25:56,050 Cool. 344 00:25:56,717 --> 00:25:58,052 See you! 345 00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:18,990 If she can do it... 346 00:26:19,073 --> 00:26:20,866 Here goes. 347 00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:39,885 And gently down. 348 00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:45,933 - My ball. - It's my ball, it's mine. 349 00:26:46,017 --> 00:26:48,519 Rita! Rita! 350 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:55,067 Where is she? Rita! 351 00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:57,862 Target at twelve o'clock! 352 00:26:57,945 --> 00:26:59,447 Oh, come on! 353 00:27:03,409 --> 00:27:06,329 Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin. 354 00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:12,209 Rita! 355 00:27:12,752 --> 00:27:14,170 Over there! 356 00:27:32,772 --> 00:27:35,608 You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent. 357 00:27:40,321 --> 00:27:41,989 Keep your legs straight! 358 00:27:53,626 --> 00:27:57,463 What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby! 359 00:27:57,546 --> 00:27:59,632 I haven't got your ruby! 360 00:28:03,302 --> 00:28:06,597 OK. Well, now I've got your ruby. 361 00:28:12,395 --> 00:28:13,729 Please be careful. 362 00:28:13,813 --> 00:28:16,899 That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless! 363 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:19,026 Hold on. 364 00:28:19,527 --> 00:28:20,820 It's a fake. 365 00:28:20,903 --> 00:28:23,072 No, it's blooming not. It's real! 366 00:28:23,155 --> 00:28:25,032 No, no, no, look, it's just glass. 367 00:28:25,116 --> 00:28:26,534 - It's real! - Fake. 368 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:27,660 - Real! - Fake. 369 00:28:27,743 --> 00:28:28,869 - Real! - Fake. 370 00:28:28,953 --> 00:28:30,288 - Real! - Fake. 371 00:28:30,371 --> 00:28:31,455 - Real! - Fake. 372 00:28:31,539 --> 00:28:34,208 Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. 373 00:28:38,504 --> 00:28:40,923 There, you see? You can't break a real ruby. 374 00:28:43,009 --> 00:28:45,845 Right. I probably shouldn't have done that. 375 00:28:45,928 --> 00:28:48,222 Look on the bright side. I saved your neck. 376 00:28:48,306 --> 00:28:51,601 Once The Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you. 377 00:28:51,684 --> 00:28:53,853 Roddy St. James saves the day. 378 00:28:58,691 --> 00:29:00,192 Good grief! 379 00:29:00,276 --> 00:29:02,486 You try to do somebody a favour, and they... 380 00:29:02,570 --> 00:29:07,658 A favour?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown! 381 00:29:07,742 --> 00:29:10,202 It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace! 382 00:29:10,286 --> 00:29:12,955 Maybe the Queen wears fake jewellery. 383 00:29:13,039 --> 00:29:14,957 Keep still! 384 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,626 Can we just talk about this? 385 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:21,464 Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life! 386 00:29:21,714 --> 00:29:23,132 Han Chin Chinese takeout. 387 00:29:23,215 --> 00:29:25,593 A madwoman's attacking me with crayons! 388 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:28,721 - One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons! 389 00:29:28,804 --> 00:29:31,223 No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white? 390 00:29:31,307 --> 00:29:33,184 Fried. No, wait! 391 00:29:33,267 --> 00:29:34,852 You want wonton or what? 392 00:29:34,936 --> 00:29:36,562 Cancel that order. 393 00:29:37,396 --> 00:29:38,564 Rita? 394 00:29:38,648 --> 00:29:40,691 Just go away, please. 395 00:29:44,237 --> 00:29:45,571 I'm sorry. 396 00:29:46,822 --> 00:29:48,908 Sorry? 397 00:29:48,991 --> 00:29:52,161 Me and my dad worked these drains for years. 398 00:29:52,245 --> 00:29:55,665 He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby. 399 00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:59,794 It was going to be the answer to all our prayers. 400 00:29:59,877 --> 00:30:02,880 Now it turns out it was a stupid fake. 401 00:30:06,676 --> 00:30:08,844 Maybe I can make it up to you. 402 00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:10,346 - Get stuffed. - No, no, no. 403 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:12,682 I mean it. Back at my place, we've got 404 00:30:12,765 --> 00:30:16,519 a jewellery box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones. 405 00:30:16,602 --> 00:30:20,189 All you have to do is get me home to Kensington... 406 00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:24,277 ...and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 407 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:30,324 How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish? 408 00:30:30,408 --> 00:30:33,869 Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me. 409 00:30:35,705 --> 00:30:37,957 I must be out of my mind. 410 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,626 All right. You've got yourself a deal. 411 00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,007 Go on. 412 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:47,425 You too. 413 00:30:49,135 --> 00:30:50,845 Your own hand. 414 00:31:01,564 --> 00:31:03,983 Where are those idiots? 415 00:31:04,066 --> 00:31:07,153 It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys. 416 00:31:07,236 --> 00:31:10,615 That's right. Come on out, my lovelies. 417 00:31:10,698 --> 00:31:13,367 Cheer your old dad up. 418 00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,537 Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats 419 00:31:16,621 --> 00:31:20,458 in this joyless, sunless void! 420 00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:22,835 But don't worry, little men. 421 00:31:22,919 --> 00:31:26,213 Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. 422 00:31:26,297 --> 00:31:29,258 They'll all be deady-weady. 423 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:35,431 Did you find it? 424 00:31:36,641 --> 00:31:38,184 Did you find it? 425 00:31:39,268 --> 00:31:42,271 Well, we got most of it, boss. 426 00:31:43,064 --> 00:31:46,984 Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want. 427 00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:50,529 The one that grubby creature Rita took. 428 00:31:50,613 --> 00:31:52,907 Without it, my plan is ruined! 429 00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:58,079 OK, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone. 430 00:31:58,162 --> 00:32:02,458 See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys. 431 00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,627 Focused. Cable-centric, boss. 432 00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:08,798 You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final. 433 00:32:08,881 --> 00:32:11,217 Great! Are we watching the game together? 434 00:32:12,593 --> 00:32:14,887 Just get the cable! 435 00:32:14,971 --> 00:32:16,973 Keep your legs straight! 436 00:32:17,473 --> 00:32:20,309 Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us? 437 00:32:20,393 --> 00:32:22,979 We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we? 438 00:32:24,981 --> 00:32:26,482 Is that a house? 439 00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:30,236 Yes, and it's very dangerous. So... 440 00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:32,029 ...why don't you wait here. 441 00:32:32,113 --> 00:32:34,240 Waiting here. Excellent idea. 442 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:36,325 Watch out for the piranha. 443 00:32:37,785 --> 00:32:39,120 Rita! 444 00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:48,087 Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus. 445 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:50,798 Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus. 446 00:32:50,881 --> 00:32:53,884 - Jojo, no biting. - That is wild good! 447 00:32:54,135 --> 00:32:56,012 Rita! 448 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,142 Rita's back! 449 00:33:01,225 --> 00:33:03,686 - Rita! - Mum! Oh, Mum. 450 00:33:03,769 --> 00:33:05,354 Thank goodness you're safe. 451 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,277 Rita! 452 00:33:11,444 --> 00:33:12,486 Hello, Dad. 453 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:14,614 Give us a hug, girl! 454 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,706 Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside! 455 00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:27,418 Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones! 456 00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:29,712 Mother, it's not Tom Jones. 457 00:33:29,795 --> 00:33:32,506 That's just my passenger. 458 00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:36,427 - He's very good-looking. - He is not coming in. 459 00:33:37,428 --> 00:33:39,263 Soup's on! 460 00:33:40,681 --> 00:33:42,600 It's lovely. Thanks, Mum. 461 00:33:49,857 --> 00:33:52,235 So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend? 462 00:33:52,318 --> 00:33:54,237 He's not my boyfriend. 463 00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:57,740 Will you make an honest woman of my daughter? 464 00:33:57,823 --> 00:33:59,116 Dad! 465 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,203 We were thinking of a spring wedding, right, cream puff? 466 00:34:02,286 --> 00:34:05,039 Look, I want all of you to know he's... 467 00:34:05,122 --> 00:34:06,916 Tom Jones! 468 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:10,503 So your name is "Roddy," is that right? 469 00:34:10,586 --> 00:34:12,463 Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James. 470 00:34:12,546 --> 00:34:14,090 What a beautiful name. 471 00:34:14,173 --> 00:34:16,384 - Hi, Roddy. - Who might you be, little chap? 472 00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:18,928 - They call me Shocky. - Why do they call you that? 473 00:34:19,011 --> 00:34:21,597 - Shocky! - Yes! Got it. 474 00:34:21,681 --> 00:34:25,309 Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man? 475 00:34:26,227 --> 00:34:28,437 That's why I need your maps, Dad. 476 00:34:28,521 --> 00:34:31,649 Because he's from... Up Top. 477 00:34:35,111 --> 00:34:38,406 Kitchen. Now. 478 00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:41,325 Sing us a song, Tom! 479 00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:45,955 - I'm not saying it isn't risky. - But it's impossible, Rita. 480 00:34:46,038 --> 00:34:48,958 No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park. 481 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:51,877 Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us. 482 00:34:51,961 --> 00:34:55,798 For the last time, we don't need the money! 483 00:34:58,926 --> 00:35:00,886 A new stove might be nice. 484 00:35:01,512 --> 00:35:06,601 - Talkin' about the little lady - Go, Tom! Go! 485 00:35:06,684 --> 00:35:08,477 - Sing to my heart! - She's a lady 486 00:35:09,145 --> 00:35:12,148 Talkin' about that old lady 487 00:35:13,316 --> 00:35:15,693 And the lady wears big undies 488 00:35:15,776 --> 00:35:17,320 Huge undies. 489 00:35:18,195 --> 00:35:19,572 Psst! Rita! 490 00:35:19,655 --> 00:35:21,782 It's OK. It's me, Liam. 491 00:35:21,866 --> 00:35:23,242 Quick, in the kitchen. 492 00:35:23,326 --> 00:35:24,869 Look at those moves! 493 00:35:24,952 --> 00:35:27,038 I love you, Tom! 494 00:35:27,121 --> 00:35:29,040 This bloke isn't who he says he is. 495 00:35:29,123 --> 00:35:32,960 His real name is Millicent Bystander, an international jewel thief. 496 00:35:33,044 --> 00:35:34,962 A mastermind, a super-criminal. 497 00:35:35,046 --> 00:35:37,840 Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it. 498 00:35:37,924 --> 00:35:40,426 But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan. 499 00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:44,639 More! More! 500 00:35:45,723 --> 00:35:48,351 - That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing. 501 00:35:48,434 --> 00:35:50,978 - So you're from Up Top? - Yes. 502 00:35:51,062 --> 00:35:53,272 - I've met one of your lot before. - Really? 503 00:35:53,356 --> 00:35:55,149 Used to be some old lady's pet. 504 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:56,651 That's nice. 505 00:35:56,734 --> 00:36:00,529 Terribly lonely for him, though. He had no one to talk to. 506 00:36:00,613 --> 00:36:02,531 No one to cuddle with! 507 00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:04,116 No one to shocky. 508 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,702 That's no life, is it? 509 00:36:08,663 --> 00:36:10,998 I'd better get these dishes started. 510 00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:14,126 Please, permit me. 511 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,712 Oh, you're such a gentleman! 512 00:36:17,129 --> 00:36:21,092 Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad 513 00:36:21,175 --> 00:36:23,135 and claim the reward. 514 00:36:23,219 --> 00:36:26,681 Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. Is that it? 515 00:36:26,764 --> 00:36:28,599 The Toad will pay a fortune for him. 516 00:36:28,683 --> 00:36:31,394 He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it? 517 00:36:31,727 --> 00:36:35,940 You cheeky little monkey. I won't have no son of mine acting the rat. 518 00:36:36,023 --> 00:36:38,442 We Malones never go back on our word. 519 00:36:38,526 --> 00:36:40,945 - He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't. 520 00:36:41,028 --> 00:36:43,573 - He's stealing your boat. - He isn't stealing... 521 00:36:43,656 --> 00:36:45,950 - He stole your boat. - What? 522 00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:48,744 He's like Robin Hood in reverse. 523 00:36:50,538 --> 00:36:52,623 Oi! I thought we had a deal! 524 00:36:52,707 --> 00:36:54,292 So did I! 525 00:36:58,421 --> 00:37:02,049 This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency! 526 00:37:02,133 --> 00:37:06,387 Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr Jones, I'm coming! Marry me, Mr Jones! 527 00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:08,097 Roddy! 528 00:37:13,019 --> 00:37:16,063 That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her. 529 00:37:16,147 --> 00:37:18,774 I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me! 530 00:37:20,568 --> 00:37:23,154 All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise. 531 00:37:23,237 --> 00:37:24,780 Look out! 532 00:37:25,323 --> 00:37:26,949 Sorry! 533 00:37:29,410 --> 00:37:31,370 Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlour. 534 00:37:31,454 --> 00:37:34,165 It's Roddy. Remember me? 535 00:37:34,248 --> 00:37:36,626 - The butler? - Roddy! 536 00:37:36,709 --> 00:37:40,171 Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back... 537 00:37:40,254 --> 00:37:43,841 Back? Back? How will you do that then, Roddy? 538 00:37:44,634 --> 00:37:46,802 - What was that? - Gotta go, Rodders. 539 00:37:46,886 --> 00:37:48,971 If I find one thing out of place... 540 00:38:10,493 --> 00:38:13,037 Here's a little song I wrote 541 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,249 You might want to sing it note for note 542 00:38:16,332 --> 00:38:19,502 Don't worry 543 00:38:19,585 --> 00:38:21,128 Be happy 544 00:38:21,337 --> 00:38:24,173 Don't worry, be happy now 545 00:38:29,053 --> 00:38:31,180 Where are they hiding? 546 00:38:31,555 --> 00:38:34,308 Think. Think. 547 00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:38,521 To find a rat, you got to think like a rat. 548 00:38:40,439 --> 00:38:41,732 Hey, guys. 549 00:38:41,816 --> 00:38:46,529 I've had a tip-off. They're heading west to Kensington. 550 00:38:47,697 --> 00:38:49,240 Bingo! 551 00:38:49,323 --> 00:38:50,825 Scrabble! 552 00:38:50,908 --> 00:38:53,536 Enough games. To the ratmobiles! 553 00:38:55,246 --> 00:38:57,873 OK, OK. We can fix it. 554 00:38:57,957 --> 00:39:00,209 Yes, we can. Obviously... 555 00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:05,172 Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh. 556 00:39:05,256 --> 00:39:06,882 Maybe I should just... 557 00:39:15,224 --> 00:39:16,475 That really hurt. 558 00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:21,647 Just start, you worthless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable... 559 00:39:21,731 --> 00:39:26,694 Untrustworthy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag! 560 00:39:31,866 --> 00:39:35,953 So I'm the double-crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich! 561 00:39:36,037 --> 00:39:37,538 I overheard everything. 562 00:39:37,622 --> 00:39:41,083 Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad! 563 00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:43,002 What? 564 00:39:43,085 --> 00:39:46,964 You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan. 565 00:39:47,048 --> 00:39:48,716 And no one listens to him. 566 00:39:50,051 --> 00:39:52,011 Must have missed that part. 567 00:39:52,094 --> 00:39:57,141 How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal. 568 00:39:57,892 --> 00:39:59,227 Your hair's on fire. 569 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,478 What? 570 00:40:04,106 --> 00:40:05,524 Rita, look... 571 00:40:05,608 --> 00:40:10,696 ...I'm sorry. I was wrong. I think we should just put it behind us. 572 00:40:12,156 --> 00:40:15,284 OK. I suppose I can put it behind me. 573 00:40:15,952 --> 00:40:19,247 This is such an overreaction! 574 00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:23,251 Rita, you can't just leave me here on a... 575 00:40:23,334 --> 00:40:26,545 On a duck! Up the creek without a... 576 00:40:28,130 --> 00:40:31,425 You're getting everything you deserve. Sneaking around, 577 00:40:31,509 --> 00:40:33,928 eavesdropping on people's conversations. 578 00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:36,222 I was not sneaking around. 579 00:40:36,305 --> 00:40:38,307 Right. 580 00:40:38,391 --> 00:40:42,895 I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this. 581 00:40:42,979 --> 00:40:44,981 You're not that heartless. 582 00:40:45,648 --> 00:40:47,900 OK, maybe you are. 583 00:40:47,984 --> 00:40:51,153 If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught! 584 00:40:51,237 --> 00:40:53,281 I'm on a duck, begging! 585 00:41:06,168 --> 00:41:07,837 Ice cold Rita 586 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,673 Never did I meet a 587 00:41:10,756 --> 00:41:14,635 Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel 588 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,096 But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck 589 00:41:17,179 --> 00:41:20,933 What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Me 590 00:41:21,017 --> 00:41:23,686 That's Roddy St. James of Kensington 591 00:41:23,769 --> 00:41:26,230 Poor, poor Roddy 592 00:41:26,314 --> 00:41:28,858 Flushed down his own potty 593 00:41:28,941 --> 00:41:32,528 Rita, can't you find it in your heart 594 00:41:32,612 --> 00:41:35,615 To help him? 595 00:41:35,698 --> 00:41:37,867 How mean can one rat be? 596 00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:40,119 Ice cold Rita 597 00:41:40,202 --> 00:41:45,207 Won't you be sweeter to me? 598 00:41:49,962 --> 00:41:51,672 Am I forgiven? 599 00:41:51,756 --> 00:41:54,216 No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse. 600 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,136 Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you. 601 00:41:57,219 --> 00:41:59,096 Oh, really? 602 00:42:01,098 --> 00:42:03,392 What were you doing, then, Roddy? 603 00:42:03,476 --> 00:42:08,564 I was actually just watching you with your family... 604 00:42:08,648 --> 00:42:10,524 ...and... 605 00:42:10,608 --> 00:42:12,693 ...thinking how lucky you were. 606 00:42:21,577 --> 00:42:24,080 Lucky? Stuck with you? 607 00:42:25,373 --> 00:42:26,582 So our deal's still on? 608 00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:28,542 Sure it is. 609 00:42:34,090 --> 00:42:36,759 Look, I really want to help out around here. 610 00:42:36,842 --> 00:42:40,137 Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator. 611 00:42:40,221 --> 00:42:42,223 I could drive for a bit if you like. 612 00:42:45,017 --> 00:42:46,769 Pick on someone your own size! 613 00:42:46,852 --> 00:42:48,938 - You heard the captain. - Get lost! 614 00:42:49,021 --> 00:42:51,691 There's no room for passengers on this boat. 615 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,778 Let go, you sticky little... 616 00:42:59,073 --> 00:43:00,908 I'm the captain, and I say go left. 617 00:43:00,992 --> 00:43:03,619 Would that be port or starboard, Spike? 618 00:43:03,703 --> 00:43:04,996 There they are! 619 00:43:05,079 --> 00:43:07,248 Go get them, lads! 620 00:43:15,298 --> 00:43:16,465 Rita! 621 00:43:19,677 --> 00:43:22,638 Wait for it, wait for it... Now! 622 00:43:25,308 --> 00:43:27,894 Have another go if you think you're fast enough! 623 00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:32,982 Hold on, Roddy! 624 00:43:33,065 --> 00:43:35,484 Get that cable, lads! 625 00:43:43,951 --> 00:43:46,370 You may now kiss the bride. 626 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:51,959 Congratulations, by the way! 627 00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:57,340 Rita! 628 00:44:02,511 --> 00:44:04,805 Rita! Can we go a little faster, please? 629 00:44:04,889 --> 00:44:06,891 We don't have to! 630 00:44:08,434 --> 00:44:11,062 Go, go, purple custard! 631 00:44:25,159 --> 00:44:27,078 End of the line, Millicent. 632 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,378 - Rita, try and go right! - What? 633 00:44:35,461 --> 00:44:36,629 Just trust me! 634 00:44:36,712 --> 00:44:38,923 I hope you know what you're doing! 635 00:44:40,883 --> 00:44:42,385 Now head for the rope! 636 00:44:42,468 --> 00:44:43,761 OK. 637 00:44:54,397 --> 00:44:55,439 Oh, no. 638 00:44:57,733 --> 00:44:59,443 Well done, Roddy! 639 00:44:59,527 --> 00:45:01,904 We did it! We did it! 640 00:45:02,822 --> 00:45:04,073 We didn't do it. 641 00:45:06,325 --> 00:45:08,119 Can you get me back on the boat? 642 00:45:12,873 --> 00:45:15,084 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 643 00:45:15,918 --> 00:45:20,339 Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are supposed to be dangerous. 644 00:45:20,423 --> 00:45:22,592 Danger is my middle name. 645 00:45:22,675 --> 00:45:24,802 I thought it was Leslie. 646 00:45:33,227 --> 00:45:35,563 Just thought I'd drop in. 647 00:45:35,646 --> 00:45:38,149 Rita, do something quick! Anything! 648 00:45:38,232 --> 00:45:40,192 Hang on tight! 649 00:45:50,661 --> 00:45:51,829 Uh-oh. 650 00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:55,374 Any last requests? 651 00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:59,503 Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl? 652 00:46:14,143 --> 00:46:16,145 Oh, dear. 653 00:46:21,108 --> 00:46:22,818 Yes! 654 00:46:31,702 --> 00:46:35,289 Look out! 655 00:46:40,086 --> 00:46:41,754 You darn foreigners! 656 00:46:48,511 --> 00:46:51,138 Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us? 657 00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:54,225 You incompetent cheese-eaters! 658 00:46:54,308 --> 00:46:56,352 You let them escape? 659 00:46:59,105 --> 00:47:02,858 It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job. 660 00:47:02,942 --> 00:47:04,110 Where is he? 661 00:47:04,193 --> 00:47:06,195 Why is he always late? 662 00:47:09,657 --> 00:47:13,035 En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust! 663 00:47:14,203 --> 00:47:15,705 Le Frog? 664 00:47:22,211 --> 00:47:23,754 Bonjour. 665 00:47:23,838 --> 00:47:25,298 You're late, Le Frog. 666 00:47:25,381 --> 00:47:30,052 Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way. 667 00:47:30,136 --> 00:47:35,349 Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable. 668 00:47:35,433 --> 00:47:38,060 It's all right, boss! We've got another one! 669 00:47:39,979 --> 00:47:43,900 A master cable of unique design and purpose. 670 00:47:43,983 --> 00:47:45,568 I want it back. 671 00:47:46,235 --> 00:47:48,321 Don't worry. I'll get it back for you. 672 00:47:48,404 --> 00:47:51,741 Once it is returned, my plan will be complete. 673 00:47:51,824 --> 00:47:56,704 To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of... 674 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,374 ...rats. 675 00:48:02,251 --> 00:48:04,587 Forgive me, my warty English cousin, 676 00:48:04,670 --> 00:48:09,175 but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you. 677 00:48:09,258 --> 00:48:13,763 You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake. 678 00:48:14,889 --> 00:48:19,560 Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise! 679 00:48:19,644 --> 00:48:23,231 Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again! 680 00:48:23,314 --> 00:48:25,066 My memoirs. 681 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,404 Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth. 682 00:48:30,488 --> 00:48:32,323 Oh, mon Dieu! 683 00:48:34,033 --> 00:48:37,703 Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace, 684 00:48:37,787 --> 00:48:40,915 young Prince Charles fancied me the best. 685 00:48:40,998 --> 00:48:45,753 We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, 686 00:48:45,836 --> 00:48:50,424 sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad. 687 00:48:50,508 --> 00:48:52,677 You're gonna make me throw up. 688 00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,596 We were inseparable until... 689 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,598 ...it arrived. 690 00:48:57,682 --> 00:49:00,309 That rat! 691 00:49:00,393 --> 00:49:03,187 While the poor boy's head was turned, 692 00:49:03,271 --> 00:49:08,317 I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair. 693 00:49:09,652 --> 00:49:13,990 I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right? 694 00:49:17,285 --> 00:49:20,621 Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark, 695 00:49:20,705 --> 00:49:24,292 so cold, so terrible! 696 00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:26,460 You find my pain funny? 697 00:49:26,544 --> 00:49:29,380 I find everyone's pain funny but my own. 698 00:49:29,463 --> 00:49:31,173 I'm French. 699 00:49:31,674 --> 00:49:33,634 Just get the cable! 700 00:49:34,343 --> 00:49:35,678 Henchfrogs! 701 00:49:36,846 --> 00:49:40,474 We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way. 702 00:49:40,558 --> 00:49:43,185 We leave immediately. 703 00:49:44,353 --> 00:49:46,022 What about dinner? 704 00:49:49,525 --> 00:49:51,944 We leave... in five hours. 705 00:49:55,823 --> 00:50:00,828 Love, love, love, love 706 00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,834 This is quite tasty. 707 00:50:06,918 --> 00:50:08,085 Thanks. 708 00:50:08,169 --> 00:50:12,423 Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice. 709 00:50:12,506 --> 00:50:14,133 Rice? 710 00:50:15,593 --> 00:50:18,346 What's that urge from deep inside? 711 00:50:18,429 --> 00:50:21,432 The need to hurl won't be denied 712 00:50:21,515 --> 00:50:25,853 That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating 713 00:50:25,937 --> 00:50:29,357 Larva, larva, larva... 714 00:50:30,524 --> 00:50:34,528 That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in. 715 00:50:35,279 --> 00:50:36,530 You know... 716 00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:39,784 ...I think we did pretty well today. 717 00:50:40,534 --> 00:50:45,248 I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not... 718 00:50:45,331 --> 00:50:47,708 Do I hear an actual compliment coming? 719 00:50:48,584 --> 00:50:51,420 - Never mind. - No, no, no, say it. 720 00:50:52,588 --> 00:50:57,218 You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up, pompous, big girl's blouse I thought. 721 00:50:57,301 --> 00:50:59,262 There. Was that so hard? 722 00:51:00,429 --> 00:51:03,849 We better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow. 723 00:51:03,933 --> 00:51:05,434 Catch. 724 00:51:09,939 --> 00:51:12,024 Tell me about yourself, Roddy. 725 00:51:12,775 --> 00:51:15,444 Well, there's not much to tell. 726 00:51:15,778 --> 00:51:20,157 You know all about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do. 727 00:51:20,241 --> 00:51:21,867 I'm... 728 00:51:21,951 --> 00:51:23,452 I'm in a boy band. 729 00:51:24,203 --> 00:51:26,455 Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one. 730 00:51:27,206 --> 00:51:29,041 I'm serious. 731 00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:33,045 Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family. 732 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:36,966 You do have a family, don't you? 733 00:51:37,049 --> 00:51:41,929 Of course I do. Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan. 734 00:51:42,013 --> 00:51:43,973 You wouldn't believe the fun we have. 735 00:51:44,056 --> 00:51:47,977 Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing. 736 00:51:48,060 --> 00:51:50,563 It's just so great! 737 00:51:51,355 --> 00:51:53,816 No wonder you want to get home. 738 00:51:54,859 --> 00:51:56,152 Yeah. 739 00:51:56,235 --> 00:52:00,448 Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want. 740 00:52:02,533 --> 00:52:03,910 Good night. 741 00:52:03,993 --> 00:52:05,453 Good night, Roddy. 742 00:52:08,289 --> 00:52:09,624 Good night. 743 00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:12,168 Good night. 744 00:52:13,002 --> 00:52:14,086 Good night. 745 00:52:14,170 --> 00:52:15,504 Good night. 746 00:52:15,588 --> 00:52:17,048 Good night. 747 00:52:17,131 --> 00:52:19,592 Good night, Roddy. 748 00:52:19,675 --> 00:52:21,844 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 749 00:52:43,908 --> 00:52:45,826 Wakey-wakey! 750 00:52:45,910 --> 00:52:47,620 Getting close to Kensington. 751 00:52:47,703 --> 00:52:51,040 Tie down anything loose. It'll be a bumpy ride. 752 00:52:51,123 --> 00:52:53,042 Aye, aye, captain. 753 00:53:04,929 --> 00:53:07,306 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 754 00:53:08,015 --> 00:53:09,392 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 755 00:53:09,475 --> 00:53:10,893 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 756 00:53:10,977 --> 00:53:12,228 Bonjour! 757 00:53:12,311 --> 00:53:14,355 Who invited you onboard? 758 00:53:14,438 --> 00:53:16,816 Hop it. Hop it! 759 00:53:17,733 --> 00:53:21,362 The English little girly, she's so aggressive. 760 00:53:22,321 --> 00:53:23,656 Le Frog. 761 00:53:24,532 --> 00:53:27,410 I like a woman with a little fire. 762 00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:34,166 You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant! 763 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:38,462 But first, a word from our sponsor. Marcel? 764 00:53:54,353 --> 00:53:55,688 I should have known. 765 00:53:55,771 --> 00:53:59,275 Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir. 766 00:54:00,067 --> 00:54:02,904 Now then, Rita, hand it over. 767 00:54:02,987 --> 00:54:04,238 Hand what over? 768 00:54:05,781 --> 00:54:08,951 This dance of deception must end. 769 00:54:09,035 --> 00:54:11,954 Return what you have stolen from me. 770 00:54:12,038 --> 00:54:13,873 Enough dancing! 771 00:54:13,956 --> 00:54:17,043 I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway. 772 00:54:17,126 --> 00:54:18,336 What? 773 00:54:19,003 --> 00:54:21,005 Oh, the ruby. 774 00:54:25,885 --> 00:54:29,430 He's cuckoo, but family. 775 00:54:29,513 --> 00:54:31,265 Oh, this is rich. 776 00:54:31,349 --> 00:54:34,143 The ruby was a pretty thing. 777 00:54:36,395 --> 00:54:37,897 Stop that. 778 00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:41,817 But nothing when compared to the master cable. 779 00:54:41,901 --> 00:54:44,070 The master what? 780 00:54:44,153 --> 00:54:45,363 The cab... 781 00:54:45,446 --> 00:54:46,989 Turn. 782 00:54:48,824 --> 00:54:53,704 The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt. 783 00:54:53,788 --> 00:54:55,873 - If that's all he wants... - Hang on. 784 00:54:55,957 --> 00:54:58,042 What do you want it for anyway? 785 00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:02,505 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 786 00:55:04,507 --> 00:55:05,841 The World Cup Final? 787 00:55:06,217 --> 00:55:08,803 OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me. 788 00:55:08,886 --> 00:55:12,181 We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, then me and my team 789 00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:14,350 can settle down to a decent breakfast. 790 00:55:15,518 --> 00:55:17,520 OK, men, to action! 791 00:55:17,603 --> 00:55:19,730 We surrender! 792 00:55:19,814 --> 00:55:23,818 No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing! 793 00:55:28,322 --> 00:55:29,824 I've got a plan. 794 00:55:33,369 --> 00:55:34,412 Go for it. 795 00:55:35,538 --> 00:55:36,872 Fly at twelve o'clock! 796 00:55:37,582 --> 00:55:38,624 Oh, bother. 797 00:55:43,004 --> 00:55:45,006 Fools! Grab them! 798 00:55:49,093 --> 00:55:52,263 Le Frog! No! Get that cable! 799 00:55:52,346 --> 00:55:53,598 Mon Dieu! 800 00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:56,183 You rats, this is not over yet! 801 00:55:58,352 --> 00:56:00,521 Roddy! The rapids! 802 00:56:02,273 --> 00:56:04,066 Oh, no! 803 00:56:13,451 --> 00:56:14,619 En garde! 804 00:56:17,121 --> 00:56:19,498 Rita? We're going over! 805 00:56:19,582 --> 00:56:21,250 Do something! 806 00:56:43,272 --> 00:56:44,482 Gotcha! 807 00:56:50,529 --> 00:56:52,740 Au revoir, mon ch�ri! 808 00:56:52,823 --> 00:56:55,076 Take your flippers off me! 809 00:56:58,454 --> 00:57:00,331 I have triumphed! 810 00:57:00,414 --> 00:57:05,044 You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and chips and fish, 811 00:57:05,127 --> 00:57:09,131 you thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un... 812 00:57:12,718 --> 00:57:13,844 ...deux... 813 00:57:16,097 --> 00:57:17,306 ...trois! 814 00:57:21,936 --> 00:57:23,938 Nibble for your life! 815 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,990 My belt, I think. 816 00:57:34,073 --> 00:57:36,450 You rodents! 817 00:57:39,287 --> 00:57:41,455 Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate. 818 00:57:55,553 --> 00:57:57,555 We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK. 819 00:57:57,638 --> 00:57:59,807 Try opening your eyes! 820 00:58:03,644 --> 00:58:05,187 We're over Kensington! 821 00:58:05,271 --> 00:58:10,192 Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop between you and a nice comfortable bed. 822 00:58:10,276 --> 00:58:11,903 Where's your house then? 823 00:58:11,986 --> 00:58:13,821 Right, now. Let me see... 824 00:58:14,322 --> 00:58:17,658 Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street. 825 00:58:17,742 --> 00:58:19,201 Try and go left. 826 00:58:19,285 --> 00:58:21,370 That's it. Now go right. 827 00:58:22,204 --> 00:58:23,873 This is gonna be tricky. 828 00:58:23,956 --> 00:58:26,667 Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake. 829 00:58:26,751 --> 00:58:28,544 All right, here we go. 830 00:58:29,712 --> 00:58:33,382 Forty-five, 47, 49... 831 00:58:33,674 --> 00:58:35,051 ...now! 832 00:58:44,727 --> 00:58:47,730 Well, I've had softer landings. 833 00:58:53,236 --> 00:58:54,403 We did it. 834 00:58:55,029 --> 00:58:56,739 I'm home. 835 00:58:56,822 --> 00:59:00,493 The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives! 836 00:59:00,576 --> 00:59:02,203 Yep. 837 00:59:03,037 --> 00:59:04,205 Rita? 838 00:59:06,707 --> 00:59:10,711 Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger. 839 00:59:10,795 --> 00:59:12,588 Wasn't your fault, Rod. 840 00:59:13,381 --> 00:59:15,508 Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it? 841 00:59:15,591 --> 00:59:18,219 Rita, I am so sorry. 842 00:59:19,804 --> 00:59:23,057 But I think I might be able to cheer you up. 843 00:59:24,642 --> 00:59:29,230 Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels. 844 00:59:30,064 --> 00:59:32,358 A genuine star-cut ruby. 845 00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:35,319 It's just beautiful! 846 00:59:35,403 --> 00:59:36,988 And the best part? 847 00:59:37,572 --> 00:59:38,948 Unbreakable. 848 00:59:43,411 --> 00:59:45,288 I don't know what to say. 849 00:59:45,371 --> 00:59:48,833 You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family? 850 00:59:51,752 --> 00:59:55,131 And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two. 851 01:00:02,305 --> 01:00:04,348 Well... 852 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,602 ...I suppose this is it. 853 01:00:08,102 --> 01:00:11,147 Thank you... for the lift. 854 01:00:11,230 --> 01:00:13,107 You're welcome. 855 01:00:15,359 --> 01:00:17,194 - Roddy? - Yes. 856 01:00:17,278 --> 01:00:21,198 I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour? 857 01:00:21,282 --> 01:00:22,325 Of course. 858 01:00:22,408 --> 01:00:24,660 I'd love to meet your family. 859 01:00:28,205 --> 01:00:29,624 Hello? 860 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:33,252 Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home? 861 01:00:33,336 --> 01:00:35,880 Wouldn't you know it? All out, every one of them. 862 01:00:35,963 --> 01:00:37,298 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 863 01:00:43,804 --> 01:00:46,557 - What is that? - Oh, that. 864 01:00:47,975 --> 01:00:50,228 That's my master bedroom. 865 01:00:50,311 --> 01:00:53,189 - It's a cage. - No! It's not, actually. 866 01:00:53,272 --> 01:00:54,941 Then why the lock and bars? 867 01:00:55,024 --> 01:00:58,819 That's my... home security system. 868 01:01:01,113 --> 01:01:04,367 So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we? 869 01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:05,910 Roddy. 870 01:01:05,993 --> 01:01:09,997 You're all alone up here, aren't you? 871 01:01:13,501 --> 01:01:15,544 Goal! 872 01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:16,837 Who's that? 873 01:01:18,005 --> 01:01:21,008 That would be... my brother! 874 01:01:21,092 --> 01:01:24,011 What a game! I can't believe it! 875 01:01:24,095 --> 01:01:27,348 He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug. 876 01:01:29,517 --> 01:01:31,727 - Oh, hello. - Rita, this is... 877 01:01:31,811 --> 01:01:33,104 ...Rupert! - What? 878 01:01:33,187 --> 01:01:35,481 Rupert, this is Rita. She's been 879 01:01:35,565 --> 01:01:39,318 so looking forward to meeting my brother. 880 01:01:39,777 --> 01:01:42,572 Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance. 881 01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:46,867 I rather got the brains and... Well, actually, I got the looks too, 882 01:01:46,951 --> 01:01:49,245 but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert? 883 01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:52,540 Well, how time flies when you're having fun! Still... 884 01:01:52,623 --> 01:01:54,083 On with the tour, shall we? 885 01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,376 Hello, Sid. 886 01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:57,211 Hello, Rita. 887 01:01:57,295 --> 01:02:00,506 - How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks for asking. 888 01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:02,216 Rupert? 889 01:02:03,885 --> 01:02:07,054 What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing. 890 01:02:07,138 --> 01:02:11,100 Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic? 891 01:02:11,183 --> 01:02:12,894 Brothers? 892 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,648 All Mr Lonely has got is a couple of dolls 893 01:02:17,732 --> 01:02:20,651 and a little wheel to run around in his cage. 894 01:02:20,735 --> 01:02:22,778 This is too sweet! 895 01:02:22,862 --> 01:02:26,073 What a loser! 896 01:02:31,537 --> 01:02:33,539 It's OK, Roddy. 897 01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:36,876 OK? 898 01:02:36,959 --> 01:02:41,422 Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace! 899 01:02:41,505 --> 01:02:45,176 I can do whatever I want whenever I want to. 900 01:02:45,259 --> 01:02:48,304 I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you? 901 01:02:48,387 --> 01:02:51,682 What do I need a family for? What do I need friends for? 902 01:02:52,934 --> 01:02:56,145 I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then... 903 01:02:56,229 --> 01:03:00,858 ...I really have to get going. I have a serious infestation to deal with. 904 01:03:02,443 --> 01:03:05,279 I'll say goodbye, then... 905 01:03:06,989 --> 01:03:08,950 ...Roddy St. James... 906 01:03:09,033 --> 01:03:10,993 ...of Kensington. 907 01:03:44,527 --> 01:03:46,779 Lonely 908 01:03:46,862 --> 01:03:49,490 I'm Mr Lonely 909 01:03:49,574 --> 01:03:52,326 I have nobody 910 01:03:52,410 --> 01:03:55,538 For my own 911 01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:03,421 Only ten minutes left until halftime. 912 01:04:03,504 --> 01:04:06,257 Come on, England! This is fantastic! 913 01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:09,385 A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little. 914 01:04:10,511 --> 01:04:15,308 Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy. 915 01:04:17,310 --> 01:04:19,145 Here, have a cheese puff. 916 01:04:20,605 --> 01:04:22,273 Have another. 917 01:04:22,356 --> 01:04:23,983 Here you go. 918 01:04:24,066 --> 01:04:26,736 No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them. 919 01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:29,071 Move... over. 920 01:04:29,155 --> 01:04:31,657 - What? - Move over! 921 01:04:32,658 --> 01:04:35,369 I'll take some of that. 922 01:04:36,704 --> 01:04:40,499 Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously, 923 01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:43,377 or you'll never make it to halftime. 924 01:04:45,671 --> 01:04:46,964 What did you say? 925 01:04:47,256 --> 01:04:50,509 The bathroom. I'm waiting till halftime. 926 01:04:50,593 --> 01:04:52,803 I don't want to miss any of the game. 927 01:04:52,887 --> 01:04:56,390 Halftime. He's waiting till halftime! 928 01:04:56,474 --> 01:04:59,477 Those floodgates won't hold forever! 929 01:05:00,144 --> 01:05:02,730 No! Not the master cable! 930 01:05:03,022 --> 01:05:04,982 What do you want it for anyway? 931 01:05:05,066 --> 01:05:09,403 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. 932 01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:13,532 Half... time. 933 01:05:14,533 --> 01:05:18,496 Half... time. 934 01:05:18,579 --> 01:05:22,208 Of course. That's The Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable! 935 01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:25,670 When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away! 936 01:05:25,753 --> 01:05:27,421 Come with me. 937 01:05:27,964 --> 01:05:29,924 What about the game? 938 01:05:30,007 --> 01:05:31,842 And what a game it is! 939 01:05:31,926 --> 01:05:34,929 Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers. 940 01:05:35,012 --> 01:05:37,098 Can you see all right, Fergus? 941 01:05:37,181 --> 01:05:38,599 Yes, thanks, Mum. 942 01:05:38,683 --> 01:05:43,104 Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball! 943 01:05:43,187 --> 01:05:46,566 These Brits don't know the first thing about football. 944 01:05:48,234 --> 01:05:52,029 Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin. 945 01:05:52,113 --> 01:05:54,532 I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita! 946 01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:57,743 Get off me, you lab reject! 947 01:05:57,827 --> 01:05:59,412 Ha! You missed. 948 01:06:03,499 --> 01:06:05,126 Ah, Rita. 949 01:06:05,209 --> 01:06:08,212 It's so good of you to return the cable. 950 01:06:08,713 --> 01:06:10,006 Bonjour. 951 01:06:13,551 --> 01:06:16,554 At last! It's mine! 952 01:06:23,102 --> 01:06:25,104 Just take it. 953 01:06:27,982 --> 01:06:30,943 Let there be light! 954 01:06:38,326 --> 01:06:42,121 Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! 955 01:06:42,204 --> 01:06:44,749 I've gone soft! 956 01:06:44,832 --> 01:06:47,418 Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back. 957 01:06:47,501 --> 01:06:48,586 Back? 958 01:06:48,669 --> 01:06:51,923 Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger! 959 01:06:52,006 --> 01:06:53,758 Now, you like it here, don't you? 960 01:06:53,841 --> 01:06:57,470 Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much. 961 01:06:57,553 --> 01:07:01,057 And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl? 962 01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:05,603 I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever! 963 01:07:05,686 --> 01:07:07,146 Then the place is all yours. 964 01:07:07,230 --> 01:07:08,731 - Sweet! - Great. 965 01:07:08,814 --> 01:07:12,151 Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there. 966 01:07:12,235 --> 01:07:14,153 Right away, sir! 967 01:07:14,946 --> 01:07:15,988 So long, Sid. 968 01:07:16,072 --> 01:07:20,576 So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other. 969 01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:22,495 Geronimo! 970 01:07:25,164 --> 01:07:29,085 And, lo, a chosen one shall come down from above, 971 01:07:29,168 --> 01:07:33,214 and he shall be our savior from the Great Flood! 972 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:36,300 I'm terribly sorry. 973 01:07:36,384 --> 01:07:39,804 Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible! 974 01:07:39,887 --> 01:07:42,056 - It's a fantasy start for England. - Rita! 975 01:07:42,139 --> 01:07:44,642 England leads Germany by three goals to one. 976 01:07:44,725 --> 01:07:47,853 What an amazing game this is turning out to be! 977 01:07:47,937 --> 01:07:50,189 The grand opening. 978 01:07:59,532 --> 01:08:02,618 And the referee again has to bring play to a halt. 979 01:08:03,202 --> 01:08:04,245 Rita! 980 01:08:04,328 --> 01:08:06,831 Fans for the fans! 981 01:08:06,914 --> 01:08:10,418 Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death! 982 01:08:10,501 --> 01:08:12,670 Balloons! 983 01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:21,012 Rita! 984 01:08:24,807 --> 01:08:25,975 Rita! 985 01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:27,101 Roddy! 986 01:08:27,184 --> 01:08:30,980 I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything. 987 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:34,984 I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore. 988 01:08:35,067 --> 01:08:37,862 Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me? 989 01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:40,573 Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows 990 01:08:40,656 --> 01:08:43,993 and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city. 991 01:08:44,076 --> 01:08:46,203 I know. And my family are all down there. 992 01:08:46,287 --> 01:08:47,788 We've got to warn everyone. 993 01:08:47,872 --> 01:08:49,373 Stop them! 994 01:08:58,049 --> 01:08:59,217 Oh, dear. 995 01:09:05,932 --> 01:09:07,391 Whoa! Whitey! 996 01:09:07,725 --> 01:09:10,603 I saw an opportunity and I seized it. 997 01:09:11,938 --> 01:09:16,108 So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh? 998 01:09:18,402 --> 01:09:20,404 You don't need us for that. 999 01:09:20,488 --> 01:09:23,074 You think you're so clever, don't you? 1000 01:09:23,157 --> 01:09:25,785 Well, I'll be the one laughing 1001 01:09:25,868 --> 01:09:30,122 when every last revolting rat is flushed away! 1002 01:09:30,206 --> 01:09:33,876 For I shall repopulate the city... 1003 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,962 ...with these! 1004 01:09:40,633 --> 01:09:41,801 Nasty. 1005 01:09:41,884 --> 01:09:45,555 - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn? - Anything for you. 1006 01:09:45,638 --> 01:09:46,931 - Can I have a pony? - No. 1007 01:09:47,014 --> 01:09:48,641 - A puppy? - We'll talk about it. 1008 01:09:48,724 --> 01:09:50,309 - Can we talk about it now? - No. 1009 01:09:50,393 --> 01:09:52,728 - Can I have a puppy? - Me too. 1010 01:09:52,812 --> 01:09:56,065 You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working! 1011 01:09:56,148 --> 01:09:58,442 We need to get down and pull out that cable. 1012 01:09:58,526 --> 01:09:59,735 How? 1013 01:09:59,819 --> 01:10:01,612 It's impossible. 1014 01:10:02,947 --> 01:10:05,908 England is winning. Anything's possible. 1015 01:10:09,036 --> 01:10:10,371 Turn it off, Whitey! 1016 01:10:11,998 --> 01:10:13,874 - Come on! - They're getting away! 1017 01:10:16,669 --> 01:10:18,337 Oh. Hi, boss. 1018 01:10:19,171 --> 01:10:22,091 Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help! 1019 01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:23,968 I'm coming, Spike! 1020 01:10:25,553 --> 01:10:27,763 You fools! Grab them! 1021 01:10:27,847 --> 01:10:29,932 Top floor, lingerie, housewares 1022 01:10:30,016 --> 01:10:31,851 and certain doom! 1023 01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:48,743 Do I have to do everything myself?! 1024 01:10:56,292 --> 01:11:00,796 There goes the whistle for halftime! We'll be back in a few minutes. 1025 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:05,509 You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished! 1026 01:11:05,593 --> 01:11:09,847 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag. 1027 01:11:16,562 --> 01:11:17,897 Oh, no! 1028 01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:34,288 The gate. Back this way! Come on! 1029 01:11:36,165 --> 01:11:37,208 Rita! 1030 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:39,585 If I'm going, you're both coming with me! 1031 01:11:39,669 --> 01:11:41,170 Just go, Roddy! 1032 01:11:47,927 --> 01:11:49,053 That's it. 1033 01:11:50,471 --> 01:11:51,681 Roddy! 1034 01:11:51,764 --> 01:11:53,224 Stop moving! 1035 01:11:53,307 --> 01:11:56,269 Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag! 1036 01:11:57,228 --> 01:11:58,271 Roddy, look out! 1037 01:12:00,398 --> 01:12:01,440 Yes! 1038 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:13,744 Le Frog! 1039 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:20,626 Let's finish this. 1040 01:12:20,710 --> 01:12:22,295 Let me go! 1041 01:12:22,378 --> 01:12:24,797 Goodbye, rat! 1042 01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:26,757 Rita! 1043 01:12:34,432 --> 01:12:36,058 Feeling a little tongue-tied? 1044 01:12:36,142 --> 01:12:37,268 Impossible! 1045 01:12:37,351 --> 01:12:38,769 Toodle-oo. 1046 01:12:48,404 --> 01:12:51,240 - Wave! Wave! - England! 1047 01:12:51,324 --> 01:12:53,743 No, giant wave! 1048 01:12:57,496 --> 01:12:59,665 Please work. Please work. Please work! 1049 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:24,523 High five! 1050 01:13:25,358 --> 01:13:26,734 Oh, yeah. 1051 01:13:30,488 --> 01:13:32,490 Look! It's Roddy and Rita! 1052 01:13:32,573 --> 01:13:34,075 Good on you, girl! 1053 01:13:34,158 --> 01:13:36,661 Hooray for Millicent Bystander! 1054 01:13:36,744 --> 01:13:38,329 Millicent! 1055 01:13:38,412 --> 01:13:41,958 Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! 1056 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:44,669 You're a hero, Roddy. 1057 01:13:46,295 --> 01:13:47,505 Big deal. 1058 01:13:50,383 --> 01:13:52,176 You wretched vermin! 1059 01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:54,845 I'll make you pay for this! 1060 01:13:54,929 --> 01:13:58,975 Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy. 1061 01:14:02,019 --> 01:14:03,229 Rita... 1062 01:14:04,605 --> 01:14:08,943 ...I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two... 1063 01:14:10,528 --> 01:14:13,656 ...you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you? 1064 01:14:18,786 --> 01:14:22,582 Left a good job in the city 1065 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:28,754 Workin' for the man every night and day 1066 01:14:29,171 --> 01:14:30,506 Rollin' 1067 01:14:30,590 --> 01:14:33,426 Rollin' on the river 1068 01:14:33,509 --> 01:14:37,221 Rollin' on the river 1069 01:14:39,265 --> 01:14:40,308 OK. 1070 01:14:45,646 --> 01:14:49,442 Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze! 1071 01:14:53,613 --> 01:14:54,739 All right, chaps. 1072 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,909 Big wheel keep on turnin' 1073 01:14:58,576 --> 01:15:01,454 Proud Mary keep on burnin' 1074 01:15:01,537 --> 01:15:04,248 Rollin', rollin' 1075 01:15:04,332 --> 01:15:06,334 Rollin' on the river 1076 01:15:13,674 --> 01:15:15,092 All right 1077 01:15:20,473 --> 01:15:22,683 I love a happy ending. 1078 01:15:22,767 --> 01:15:27,104 You've gone soft! I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence. 1079 01:15:30,608 --> 01:15:33,694 Are you happy now, Spike? 1080 01:15:39,825 --> 01:15:41,827 - Shall we? - Go for it. 1081 01:15:42,870 --> 01:15:44,288 Big wheel keep on turnin' 1082 01:15:44,956 --> 01:15:47,833 Proud Mary keep on burnin' 1083 01:16:03,266 --> 01:16:06,519 - Where are we going? - I have no idea. 1084 01:16:06,602 --> 01:16:09,480 But we're gonna get there really fast! 1085 01:16:09,564 --> 01:16:11,983 I'm coming, Mr Jones! I'm coming! 1086 01:16:25,204 --> 01:16:28,165 Ah, this is the life. 1087 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:30,209 Roddy, I'm home! 1088 01:16:30,293 --> 01:16:32,712 And I've brought you a new friend! 77069

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