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We've talked about getting
married. Will you marry me?
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I've never lived with a woman
before, except my sister.
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try it on.
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You don't shit where you eat.
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Also I'm gay.
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She's not my girlfriend. I was
actually trying to break it off.
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But, you know, it got confusing.
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- She rejected you.
- She hasn't rejected me.
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She just asked me to be her advisor.
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- Is that your ex?
- Are you a couple?
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This is really awkward.
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Sometimes I think if a guy
had swept me off my feet
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the way that girl did,
I'd have been straight.
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That was my vagina, not a fart.
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OK.
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I wanna make you come.
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I'm good. Thanks.
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I'm gonna be really late for work.
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So phone in sick.
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I'm trying to get to the water.
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I disagree, I think it's
a great time to be sick.
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We're not pitching this week.
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But no, no, you're right, next time
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I will sync my explosive
diarrhoea to your iCal.
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"OK, just don't watch Bake
Off and masturbate all day."
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You know I can't make that promise.
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- Feel better, Leila.
- You too, Sadie.
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Erm, wrong answer. Bye.
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Can I steal you for a minute?
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Sure, if there's a space in my
diary. I'll just check with Ermine.
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Actually, I think she's popped out.
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She seems to make you very happy.
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We're not seeing each other any more.
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Oh no.
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What is it, Ruby?
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- So my blog.
- Yes.
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It's about power women.
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And getting a glimpse
into their inner world
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in a way that we wouldn't
usually have access to.
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- Sounds very interesting.
- Yeah.
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I need your advice on how to
track down Malala Yousafzai.
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I saw her speak at a book
signing a few years ago.
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And her scarf was the most
beautiful textile I've ever seen.
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It made such an impact in that room.
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And I just wanna talk
to her about her scarves
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and the significance of the scarf
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as a means of self-expression
in the Muslim world.
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You wanna track down Malala Yousafzai
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and use her time to
talk about her scarves?
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Everyone wants to talk
to her about the Taliban.
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And education.
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Of course they do because who
gives a shit about her scarves!
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I'm... I'm sorry, I... I was joking.
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Oh! SHE LAUGHS
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That is so funny! It's really...
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- Stupid idea.
- No, it isn't.
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You are asking the unasked questions.
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Come and tell me more.
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Don't do my dishes,
I'll get to it later.
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No, I need my mug.
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- There are other mugs.
- None of the other mugs are thin.
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I don't like drinking out of a fat lip.
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It's tall but narrow which keeps
the tea at the right temperature.
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Now I know.
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Oh, come on! You're
wearing a fucking top.
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- Whose top?
- You're a dick.
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- Say it.
- No.
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OK, then we'll never talk about it.
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Are you straight for Jon-Criss?
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No, seeing a guy
doesn't make me straight.
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All right. Jesus. Don't need to
be so fucking touchy about it.
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I'm touchy? It makes you uncomfortable
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that I'm hanging out with your friend
or you would have said something.
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I'm waiting for you to come
out with it in your own time.
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- So you're not upset?
- No! Not at all.
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Cool.
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So I thought sex with a man
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would be a complete departure
from sex as I knew it
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but it's actually very similar.
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Sex is sex. There are
differences though.
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Like his BO. He's got good BO.
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It reminds of my dad's only it's sexy.
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- I'm sorry, am I making you uncomfortable?
- No. No, it's fine.
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No, but he's your friend and it's
inappropriate to talk about it.
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- Can I just say one thing then I promise to shut up?
- Please.
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Do you know what's
really annoying? What?
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Semen. With women there's no clean up
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but with guys you're like I
gotta find a home for this shit.
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This is maybe something you should
be sharing with a female friend.
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You're the only one who knows.
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Like, do you think that
maybe... you're a bisexual?
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I don't like that word.
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Why?
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When you hear bisexual you
think like Tila Tequila.
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You think Anne Heche.
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- Who?
- Exactly.
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There's nobody.
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There's no precedence.
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When I hear bisexual I think lame slut.
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It's tacky, it's gauche, it
makes you seem disingenuous.
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Like your genitals have
no allegiance, you know?
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Like you have no criteria for
people, just an open door policy.
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It's not a nice thing to be,
it's not a cool thing to be.
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And it makes my fucking skin crawl.
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All I'm asking is that
you proceed with caution.
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Reference to shit where you eat.
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You use that term way too
often and nobody likes it.
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You use fuck every other sentence
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and it's not nearly as
edgy as you think it is.
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- You're jealous.
- No! How?
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I'm not attracted to you, or Jon-Criss.
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Jealous cos you know
Jon-Criss is good in bed.
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What makes you think
I'm not good in bed?
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That's not what I meant. I didn't...
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That came out wrong.
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Er, what I meant to say was...
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Erm...
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Nothing. I'm sure
you're very good in bed.
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I should go.
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To my room.
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I don't wanna keep the boy waiting.
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Erm, all right, I'll see you
later. Have a good one. I love you.
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I'm fond of you.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna make
my way there now, Sadie.
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All right, bye.
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- I need change.
- I'm in the middle of something.
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I need change for this 20.
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Do I look like a fucking bank?
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I want to speak to your manager.
I am the fucking manager.
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- See a guy round here sometimes.
- That's my employee. Get out.
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Fucking bitch.
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Thanks.
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All good.
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- Where are you?
- I'm right here.
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No.
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You're thinking about something else.
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What?
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OK so just then I was thinking about
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whether or not Zara
will accept this coat
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I wore once and decided I hate.
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I'm sorry.
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How did you get back
into it with your ex?
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She never noticed.
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You never talked about it?
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I was a lot younger
when we got together.
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And at first the sex was really hot.
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But then...
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we fell into a routine and I
didn't wanna shake things up.
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Felt like if it ain't
broke, don't fix it.
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It's easier to share things with
someone you don't know so well.
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- What do you want?
- I don't know.
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Show me.
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Look at me.
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If you don't stop that
you're gonna make me come.
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I want you to come.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck...
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Touch me.
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I'm really turned on
right now. How do you feel?
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Quite hungry, actually.
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OK.
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I'm hungry.
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Now?
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"I like to think of myself
as a generous person.
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I like, er, music, playing the piano.
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Singing with my choir and... "
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"And what would I want
to know if I were you?
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I am from Iran.
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I'm very good at making tahdig.
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What would I want to know if I were you?
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I am from Iran. I'm very
good at making tahdig.
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Tahdig is the crispy bit of rice
and it's very hard to get right.
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But I do it well so maybe your
child will have this talent.
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I don't know if it will get him employed
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but it is a good skill to have."
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If the halloumi is still good
I can do a salad with chickpeas.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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Come in.
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Fuck!
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Sadie said you weren't well
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so I brought you some
stuff for your stomach.
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And some soup and some real food
just in case you're feeling better.
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Oh, wow, thank you so
much, that's so nice of you.
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I think I left the stove on. I'll
go check but then I'll be right back.
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And then we can eat all
that food, thank you.
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- Who was it?
- Shh!
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You're not here. Could you
just chill in this room,
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for, like, two to three hours?
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No.
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OK, cool, I'll be right
back. You're here to see Gabe.
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Real quick, I just need a piss.
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Gabe, I need you to come downstairs,
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pretend that Jon-Criss is
here to see you. Hi, Francisca.
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Francisca, my friend cannot
know about me and Jon-Criss, OK?
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He's your friend, he's Gabe's friend,
he is not my friend, understood?
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Francisca, I need you
to acknowledge the words
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that are coming out
of my mouth right now.
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OK.
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That smells so good. I'm
gonna get some plates.
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00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,510
Gabe's coming downstairs.
You're here to see him.
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We don't know each other.
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- Hi, Gabe!
- Hey. Hey, Deniz.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Er, I think we've met before,
actually. I'm Jon-Criss.
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Friend of Gabe's.
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- I remember.
- Francisca, Deniz.
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That's too much food for two people.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show:
Help, my son is Kanye West.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show:
Help, my son is a bag of dicks.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle
Show: Help, my son is...
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Doing the right thing.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: Help,
my son is father/daughter incest.
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You didn't read the card
before putting it in.
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What difference does it make?
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- Doing the right thing is boring.
- Boring? It's so meta.
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- Lot of dicks doesn't make sense.
- You're being so unfair!
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In the face...
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- Bag of dicks syndrome.
- You're embarrassing yourself.
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Kanye West wins.
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I believe that puts me
in the lead, thank you.
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We don't have to play this game.
We can just go hang out in my room.
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- This is fine.
- Mm. This lamb's incredible, Deniz.
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I don't normally like lamb
but I can't stop eating it.
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- What's in it?
- The main ingredient is...
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Love.
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No, soured cherries.
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Den is a really good chef.
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I wish she'd open up her
own restaurant or something.
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Yeah, you should.
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Why, cos it sounds better than
working for Tilton off licence?
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No, no, no. It's because
you're like a grandmother.
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You're so good at feeding people.
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Do I look like a fucking grandmother?
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That's not what he
meant. It's your turn.
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Money can't buy me love
but it can buy me...
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That's a lot of baklava.
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- What's it to you?
- He's getting round.
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Forget it, he touched it.
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- Are you coming tomorrow?
- No.
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Sorry you hated the game so much.
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- Are you mad at me?
- It's fine.
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I'm just not into this whole scene.
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I didn't mean to invite
them into our night.
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What?
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When you're with your roommate
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you remind of a girl
from a Judd Apatow movie.
248
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,470
Like that game.
249
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:42,510
Looks like something I've
seen in a Judd Apatow movie.
250
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,190
I didn't realise you were
so familiar with his oeuvre.
251
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,670
I'm sorry.
252
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,350
It's fine.
253
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,470
- Bye.
- Bye.
254
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,950
Right now legal abortion
is happening because of her.
255
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,950
Her sister's documentary
changed legislation...
256
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,670
Yeah, no, I get it.
She's better than I am.
257
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:21,510
I'm glad to see you've made this
about you and your insecurities.
258
00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,710
No, Francisca is more
attractive than I am.
259
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,950
Her work is noble, her
tits are perfectly round.
260
00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:30,390
And none of that changes the
fact that she is such a cunt!
261
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,230
You don't know what she's like with me.
262
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,150
She monitors her food intake.
263
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:38,870
OK, whatever. I'm a guy. Men
aren't sensitive about body stuff.
264
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,550
And you're not good for Jon-Criss.
265
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,110
We're just hanging out.
266
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:45,070
You know you're the first person
he's been with since Karen.
267
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,270
Who's Karen?
268
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,070
The woman he was
engaged to for six years.
269
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,550
Ha ha!
270
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:58,390
These jeans make my ass look weird.
271
00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:08,270
Oh, God, I know you're
going through something
272
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,790
but I cannot watch another
episode of The L Word.
273
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,030
Let's go out.
274
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:16,150
Season two is shit anyway.
Tina's all boring and pregnant.
275
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:23,590
Do you reckon if they hadn't
got back together then...
276
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,630
Bette would have had a baby on her own?
277
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:29,790
Fuck, no! Bette's like
us. But with a cleavage.
278
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,670
It's unnatural.
279
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:33,390
Yeah.
280
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,470
If you were Bette then you wouldn't.
281
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,790
Carrying a baby's a head fuck.
282
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:41,630
You can't be seen
breastfeeding in a power suit.
283
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:46,430
I literally would saw
off my arm to be with her.
284
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,950
It'd have to be your left arm.
285
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,710
Yeah.
286
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:48,030
You dance like a homosexual.
287
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,470
I know!
288
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,510
- I like you.
- Me too!
289
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,670
Mwah!
290
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:28,470
Why do we have to lie to a Turkish
girl about you and Jon-Criss?
291
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:33,030
Leila doesn't want anyone to know
that she's sleeping with a man.
292
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:35,310
- Why not?
- It's complicated.
293
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,430
How is it complicated?
294
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,790
- It's a gay thing.
- So? I'm queer.
295
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,510
Everyone under 25 thinks they're queer.
296
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,590
- And you think they're wrong?
- No.
297
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,830
You know what I think,
I think it's different.
298
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,950
I think when you... when
you have to fight for it,
299
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,950
I think that being gay can
become the biggest part of you.
300
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:02,270
And that you're gay or straight
301
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:05,270
and one comes with an entirely
different lifestyle than the other.
302
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:09,030
Like different clothes and different
friends and you can't do both.
303
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,030
And I don't mean to be
condescending to you.
304
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,750
I don't know what it's like
to grow up with the internet.
305
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:19,230
I just get the sense that it's
changing your relationship to gender.
306
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,910
And to sexuality.
307
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:24,950
In a really good way but in
a way that I can't relate to.
308
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:32,390
I think you're making a
problem where there isn't one.
309
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,390
Maybe you're right.
310
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,470
How long have you been in London?
311
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:51,310
Two years.
312
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:55,270
I go back to Argentina when my
visa expires in a couple of months.
313
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,310
Are you excited to go home?
314
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,630
No.
315
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:09,310
I wanna go out. Been in here too long.
316
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,030
Everywhere's closed.
317
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,910
The Red Lion is open till 3am.
318
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:21,110
Hey, I'm so sorry, I don't have
ID on me but look at my face.
319
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:23,630
I'm old enough so it's
inappropriate that I'm even here.
320
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,030
Yeah, no ID, no entry.
321
00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:28,590
Didn't know they let
14-year-old boys do security.
322
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,590
Go on.
323
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:38,270
Hey! You all right?
324
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:39,990
Yeah, I'm OK, I just needed some air.
325
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:42,910
All right, I'll... I'll wait with you.
326
00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:53,150
- Sadie? Sadie, stop.
- What the fuck!
327
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,350
I'm sorry.
328
00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:56,110
Who is that guy?
329
00:23:57,790 --> 00:24:01,630
- It's a friend of Gabe's.
- Are you fucking him?
330
00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:07,270
I feel like such a fucking idiot!
331
00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:08,510
Oh, fuck you!
332
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,870
You OK?
333
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,590
I need to go home.
334
00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:29,750
I know that bouncer was a lesbian.
335
00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:31,510
Then why did you say
that thing you said?
336
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,750
'Cos I was trying to be funny
337
00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:36,310
and the second I said it
I knew it wasn't funny.
338
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:41,230
I'm a bit relieved that they know.
339
00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,430
No.
340
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,230
They were gonna find
out sooner or later.
341
00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:51,150
They'll get to know me. Give
in to my charm like you did.
342
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:57,390
I know this is hard for you.
343
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,870
No, you don't.
344
00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,430
- 'Cos you're not gay.
- Neither are you!
345
00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:05,910
- I need to be alone right now.
- I meant not funny gay.
346
00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:11,750
I think we should cool it for a minute.
347
00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:14,110
I think we moved too fast too soon.
348
00:25:14,150 --> 00:25:16,070
Because of what I
said? It came out wrong.
349
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,350
No, not because of what you said.
350
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:22,630
I just don't think we're compatible.
351
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:29,950
Yeah.
352
00:25:31,510 --> 00:25:32,590
Yeah, maybe not.
353
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:43,510
How many people have you
been this intimate with?
354
00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:47,070
- Like had sex with?
- No, no, how many people have you...
355
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,310
laid in bed with all day?
356
00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:52,750
And held hands with.
Talked about your childhood.
357
00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:54,870
Five? More than five?
358
00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:58,430
- I don't know.
- More than ten?
359
00:25:58,470 --> 00:26:00,950
- Why does it matter?
- You can't just open someone up
360
00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:05,270
and then make them feel safe and
then change your mind the next day.
361
00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:07,710
It makes your intimacy worth shit.
362
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,950
You are an emotional intimacy whore.
363
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:40,870
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