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The people who eat here are animals.
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And not like those cute
otters holding hands.
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I hate 'em all.
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I went over to check
on a table and this man
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wiped gloppy short
rib sauce on my shirt.
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Do I look like a napkin?
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Well, you do now.
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And by the way, that "gloppy
sauce" is a port wine reduction,
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and intentionally viscous.
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Ugh.
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I came out here for fresh
air, but that dream is dead.
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Let me toss it on the
pile with all your others.
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I doubt you can throw that high.
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It sounds like you need
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a delicious and calming cigarette.
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I don't smoke.
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In the words of the
great '80s poet Adam Ant,
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"Don't drink, don't
smoke, what do you do?"
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Hey, dude, I used to smoke, I
used to drink, I used to strip,
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I used to not come
home for days at a time.
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Mm, so what you're saying
is you used to be fun.
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Fine. Give me one.
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Oh, right.
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Thanks, I owe you one.
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Great. You want to come over
to my place after we close,
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"get chummy"?
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It's tobacco, not ecstasy.
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Would you like some ecstasy?
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Why do we bother putting
the damn chairs away?
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We're just gonna have
another meeting tomorrow.
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There's ladies' Zumba in the morning.
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What is that, like a Kegel thing?
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Tightening the old hoo-ha?
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It's a dance-based exercise class,
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but your la-la does get a workout.
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Guys, we're all over 12.
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We can say "vagina."
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I did Zumba drunk once.
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Got kicked out.
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Maybe 'cause I kept yelling "Zumba!"
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And I peed in my leotard.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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I just got a text from this guy
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I met at The Home Depot yesterday.
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Wait, like, "met a guy" met a guy?
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You didn't tell me that. Spill.
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Well, he works there. I
needed to get a light switch,
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but I wasn't sure if I needed
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a 20-amp or if a
15-amp would cover it.
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- So then I...
- Get to the man part.
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So Rick... that's what
his lifting belt said...
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Swooped in and said even
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if I only needed a 15,
a 20 should be fine.
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And then he pushed you up
against the wall and kissed you.
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Sorry, I just got to
make the story better.
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He asked for my number, I
didn't think he'd use it.
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Now he wants to know "What's up?"
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How do I even respond to that?
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How about "Nothing much,
what's up with you?"
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Are you nuts? You want
to sound busy, in demand.
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Tell him you're at a gala.
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No, wait. You met him at Home Depot.
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Tell him you're at a county fair.
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Personally, I don't think
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you should start a
relationship off on a lie.
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Go with "not much."
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Oh, man, which tiny
blonde should I believe?
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Well, Christy's my
daughter and I love her,
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but if you want any hope of a
romantic life, listen to Jill.
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"At a fair."
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Hey, I date.
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You do. Not recently, but you do.
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Whoa, he texted back already.
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And he asked me out
on a date! "Anytime... "
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No, no, no. You're eating
funnel cake at a fair, remember?
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Yeah, you're not just staring
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at your phone like some kind of Christy.
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I don't do that.
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I blame myself. It's why I'm
trying to do better with Tammy.
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- Marjorie, everyone's picking on me.
- I know,
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and the fact that they're
right doesn't justify it.
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You know what?
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My homework is more fun than this.
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And yeah, that's a dig, guys.
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It's a dig.
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- So when do I text him back?
- I'll let you know.
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Sharon.
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Oh, hey, Christy.
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Can I bum one of those?
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Sure. I didn't know you were a smoker.
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Only on Wednesdays.
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It's Thursday.
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Just light the cigarette, Sharon.
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Thank you.
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I'm just gonna go smoke
this behind that bush.
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I'll see you over there.
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Yeah.
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Now.
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Morons.
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Hi, can I have ten
dollars on pump three?
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You got it.
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Actually,
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can I have five dollars on pump three
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and a pack of the Lights?
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Those are nine dollars.
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Really? Wow.
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Okay, give me one dollar on pump
three and a pack of the lights.
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I don't like that Tammy's
date is picking her up here.
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Now if he's a murderer,
he knows where she lives.
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That's the third time you've mentioned
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that she might get killed on this date.
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Where is all this murder
anxiety coming from?
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From being a woman, Marjorie.
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Okay!
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Get ready. Tammy, come on out,
and show them what you got.
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Ooh! Wow!
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I know, right? I'm a piece.
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I'm so nervous, first date out
of prison, first date sober.
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It's just like going on a date
drunk, only much, much scarier.
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'Cause you're a woman.
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You'll be great.
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What if he orders a cocktail
and asks me if I want one?
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What do I say then?
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You don't have to tell your whole story.
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Just say you don't feel
like drinking tonight.
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Or tell him you can't drink
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'cause you're taking antibiotics.
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How is that gonna work
if they keep dating?
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Yeah, then he'll think
she has some horrible STD
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that Western medicine
just can't knock out.
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But he won't know she's sober.
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Maybe you should stop focusing
on whether he's gonna like you
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and see if you even like him.
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You're Tammy frickin' Diffendorf.
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You are beautiful and fierce
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and he's lucky you're
even going out with him.
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Wow!
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You guys just turned
my whole world around.
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I am going out on this
date with a blown mind.
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He's pulling up. lt's happening!
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Okay, when he knocks... Out of my way!
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Are we still worried about him, Wendy?
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's here to
bum another cigarette.
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I have my own.
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Ooh, your own pack. That was fast.
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I still only smoke once in a while,
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I just don't want to be seen as needy.
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Mm. I think with that
voice and those eyes,
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that's always gonna be a problem.
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I can take care of myself.
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Oh, Christy,
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face it.
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You're a real smoker,
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and a real smoker should
have her own lighter.
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This was my father's.
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And now it's yours.
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- Seriously?
- No, I got it from a busboy.
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Although it was his father's.
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What started out as dinner and a movie
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ended as dinner and a murder.
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I'm getting scared.
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Marjorie, change the channel.
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Marjorie!
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Uh-oh.
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Yup, there it is.
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What do you know, I am
gonna be sad when she goes.
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Tammy's back.
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Best date ever.
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Really? Oh! Marjorie,
wake up, she's home.
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I'm awake.
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Tell us everything.
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Well, I'm so lucky
you guys dressed me up,
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because he took me to Olive Garden.
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Okay, I've been watching those
commercials for seven years
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from prison and if
anything, they undersell it.
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- What's he like?
- Oh, he's funny, he's smart...
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- And get this, he doesn't drink.
- Is he an alcoholic?
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No, he has irritable bowel syndrome.
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He sounds perfect.
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Doesn't he, Marjorie?
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Oh, Lord, let's at least shut her mouth.
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Tape? Anybody got any tape?
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Was there a good-night kiss?
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A lady doesn't kiss and tell,
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but I'm no lady, so let me
tell you about the kissing.
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It was awesome!
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You know the kind of kiss
that leaves you light-headed?
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No.
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Look at you... you went on
a date, you stayed sober,
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your clothes aren't inside out.
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You didn't bring any of
their breadsticks home
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for your friend Bonnie,
but otherwise, a success.
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That's what you think.
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- What a night!
- I know!
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So when can I text him
to tell him I had fun?
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- Never. Wait for him to text you.
- But I want to.
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Go ahead. A little "I had
a good time" won't hurt.
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They're still warm.
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Thanks, Bonnie. "Had a nice time.
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Can't wait to see you again."
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I guess that's okay.
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"I think you're the one."
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No! No! No!
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Oh. How'd it go?
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Hi, Jill.
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I'm almost there,
driving as fast as I can.
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Bye.
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That was easy.
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I'm starving. Can we please order?
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Aren't we gonna wait for Christy?
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No, 'cause I get rude when I'm hangry.
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We're ready, we're ready!
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Oh, I am so gonna get her fired.
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Why isn't Rick texting me back?
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I'm gonna text him again.
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Tammy, I wouldn't.
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You texted him four times in
the car on the way over here.
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How do I put this gently?
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That's something Christy would do.
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I just really like him,
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and I haven't liked
anyone in a long time.
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Which is great, but just take it slow.
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Food!
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I think I have some almonds in my purse.
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No.
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Maybe my phone is broken.
Will you just text me?
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No, you're obsessed with this guy.
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"This guy"? His name is Rick something
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and he means a lot to me.
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Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
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Traffic. What is happening to Napa?
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Have you been smoking?
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Why would you ask me that?
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Because you smell like
mouth wash, air freshener,
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Purell and dryer sheets.
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It's like sitting next to a
freshly cleaned motel room.
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I'm not smoking. Did we order yet?
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No, 'cause this is hell.
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- Why do you have a lighter?
- Why are you going through my purse?
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- I'm your mother.
- What does that have to do with it?
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You came out of my pocketbook,
I get to rifle through yours.
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Okay, yes, I'm smoking,
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but I'm not drinking, I'm not gambling,
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I'm not sleeping with married men.
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Let me have this.
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It's him!
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Shoot, Amber Alert.
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White pickup, Utah plates.
Keep your eyes open.
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Tammy, stop with the phone.
You're driving yourself crazy.
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You're driving us all crazy.
You're acting pathetic.
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Not him, but, yes, Wendy,
Bonnie was a little harsh.
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Not out loud. You
trying to get me killed?
255
00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:34,419
Hi, I'd like to make
an order for delivery.
256
00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:37,479
Yeah, my address is the
booth with the woman waving.
257
00:13:52,089 --> 00:13:53,472
Yeah?
258
00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:56,976
Hey, Bonnie, what's happening?
259
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,520
What is happening?
260
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:04,065
You gals talking about Zumba
261
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:07,019
inspired me to get out
my old Jazzercise tapes.
262
00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:10,504
There's a lot to mock here,
but I need your advice.
263
00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:13,739
This thing with Tammy is driving me...
264
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,450
Okay, we need to lose this.
265
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,891
I just don't know what to do.
266
00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,166
She's gonna get her heart
broken and I'm worried about her.
267
00:14:21,202 --> 00:14:23,202
What?
268
00:14:23,692 --> 00:14:25,431
I'm taking a moment to enjoy
269
00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:28,173
that you're worrying about
somebody other than yourself.
270
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:30,686
You've really changed.
271
00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,567
Oh. Thank you.
272
00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:36,520
You can have this back.
It's actually kind of wet.
273
00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:39,278
Okay, here's the deal,
274
00:14:39,303 --> 00:14:40,640
I know what's best for Tammy.
275
00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:42,448
How do I get her to listen to me?
276
00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:44,857
You don't know what's
best for her, Bonnie.
277
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,953
She has to have her own experiences.
278
00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:50,623
The only thing you can do
is share yours, if she asks.
279
00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:52,690
- But she's not asking.
- Well, then shut up.
280
00:14:52,715 --> 00:14:54,106
You shut up.
281
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:57,213
Sorry, you were saying?
282
00:14:57,598 --> 00:14:59,698
You know, when you started dating Adam,
283
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,651
I thought you were making a big mistake.
284
00:15:01,676 --> 00:15:02,935
What's wrong with Adam?
285
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,244
Well, I just didn't like him,
286
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:06,912
and I didn't think you were ready,
287
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,774
but you proved me wrong because you are
288
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:11,253
handling this relationship
so beautifully.
289
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:15,314
Thank you. What exactly
didn't you like about him?
290
00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:19,391
Well, he had a certain
swagger I didn't appreciate,
291
00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:22,761
and apparently, before you,
he was a bit of a tomcat.
292
00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:27,266
"Swagger"? That's a great
way to put it. So arrogant.
293
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:29,435
My point is, I was wrong.
294
00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:30,653
I'm not sure you were.
295
00:15:30,738 --> 00:15:32,917
We're running into
ex-girlfriends all the time.
296
00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:34,250
- Bonnie, listen...
- Williams-Sonoma,
297
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:36,979
I am buying nice plates for
the first time in my life,
298
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,220
and who's wrapping them up?
299
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,613
Jaqueline with her
big, fake fingernails.
300
00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:43,643
Why didn't you tell me this back then?
301
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:46,020
You didn't ask for my opinion,
302
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:48,898
like Tammy hasn't asked for yours.
303
00:15:48,923 --> 00:15:51,090
Fine, fine, got it.
304
00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:54,917
Okay. Now if you don't mind,
305
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:56,972
I would like to go back to Jazzercise.
306
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,574
Would you like to join me?
307
00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:02,294
I would not, but I
definitely want to watch.
308
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,620
Hi.
309
00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:18,751
- Hi.
- You okay?
310
00:16:18,776 --> 00:16:22,194
Uh, yeah, I just pulled
a muscle Jazzercising.
311
00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:25,958
By the way, your ass
appears to be on fire.
312
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:30,496
Fine, caught me. Cue the lecture.
313
00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:31,641
No lecture.
314
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:32,831
Oh, come on, you don't think
315
00:16:32,856 --> 00:16:34,243
this is self-destructive behavior?
316
00:16:34,268 --> 00:16:35,668
Oh, honey,
317
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,671
I get it. I went through the whole
318
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:41,813
"finding ways to be
naughty in sobriety" thing.
319
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:45,454
In fact, when I had about five years,
320
00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:48,180
I developed a massive crush on Marvin,
321
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,587
the guy that I had the
coffee commitment with.
322
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:51,661
Ooh.
323
00:16:51,686 --> 00:16:55,320
No, not "ooh." He was
married and so was I.
324
00:16:55,356 --> 00:16:57,690
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
325
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,196
All we did was flirt, but...
326
00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,254
it did give me a thrill,
327
00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:04,663
and at the time, I really needed that.
328
00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:06,308
So what happened?
329
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,667
Oh, I kept working the
program, and so did he,
330
00:17:08,703 --> 00:17:12,504
and we got better and
the flirting stopped.
331
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:16,044
Also, one night he wore a denim vest.
332
00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:20,656
Well, my Marvin and
I are still flirting.
333
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:24,747
Okay. I'll see you inside.
334
00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:32,106
What was I trying to prove?
335
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:42,911
Hi, Bonnie.
336
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,122
Hi, Tammy.
337
00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:49,185
I'm calling 'cause I owe you an apology.
338
00:17:49,271 --> 00:17:51,030
I was too hard on you.
339
00:17:51,055 --> 00:17:52,304
You're not pathetic
340
00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:55,297
and I was wrong to say you
were obsessing about Rick.
341
00:17:56,044 --> 00:17:59,167
Thanks, Big Sauce, that
means a lot. You're forgiven.
342
00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:01,707
Good. So what are you up to?
343
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,066
I'm sitting across the
street from Rick's house.
344
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,136
Are you?
345
00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:10,239
And I may have binoculars.
346
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,302
- Uh-huh.
- Am I as crazy as I feel?
347
00:18:15,342 --> 00:18:18,200
- Are you asking my opinion?
- I am.
348
00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:22,472
Where are you exactly?
349
00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:29,116
You took an Uber to stalk a guy?
350
00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,818
You know I don't drive.
351
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,871
- Bonnie, Yuri. Yuri, Bonnie.
- Good evening.
352
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,017
Uh, would you like to have
mint, water, phone charger?
353
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:37,158
I'm fine.
354
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:40,377
Why are you doing this?
Eh, as long as I'm here.
355
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:41,750
I still hadn't heard from Rick,
356
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,558
so I went to Home Depot to say hi,
357
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,833
and he walks away and
says he has to do something
358
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,885
in aisle three, so I
follow him to aisle three
359
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,910
and he's not doing
anything. So I say to him,
360
00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:51,222
"You're not doing anything,"
361
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,950
and he says, "I can't talk right now.
362
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:55,009
I'll call you later when I get home."
363
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,520
Six hours go by, no call, so
I came to see if he's home.
364
00:18:58,545 --> 00:19:00,200
He's home!
365
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,465
He can clearly be seen
eating pizza in his boxers.
366
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,513
So what do I do?
367
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,022
In my experience,
368
00:19:08,074 --> 00:19:11,192
if a guy would rather eat
alone in his underwear,
369
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:13,027
he's not interested.
370
00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:15,496
- I know.
- You do?
371
00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:18,604
I just didn't want
to admit it to myself.
372
00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:22,180
Tissues are in pocket in front of you.
373
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:24,672
I'm gonna be single the rest of my life.
374
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:27,875
No, you're not. I have
done way worse than this.
375
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,543
Sitting outside his house?
376
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:30,855
Try moving into his attic
377
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,280
without him knowing for three weeks.
378
00:19:32,408 --> 00:19:34,325
You didn't really do that.
379
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,884
Sure did. There was a website
warning people about me.
380
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,187
But now I'm getting married,
381
00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:42,223
and I'm not as crazy as I used to be,
382
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,748
and I found a guy who loves
the crazy that's still there.
383
00:19:44,773 --> 00:19:46,504
You're gonna learn from
this, and next time,
384
00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:47,695
you'll do it differently.
385
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,730
If there ever is a next time.
386
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,473
It may not happen right
away, but it will happen.
387
00:19:55,732 --> 00:19:57,431
I think you've waited long enough.
388
00:19:57,456 --> 00:19:59,911
May I take you for dinner sometime?
389
00:20:00,946 --> 00:20:05,114
I'd love that. Let's
go now! Bonnie, out!
390
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,417
- Hey, can we go to Olive Garden?
- No problem.
391
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,919
You don't do anything halfway, do you?
392
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:24,528
Are you gonna smoke
with me or just judge?
393
00:20:24,553 --> 00:20:27,318
- No, thanks, I quit.
- How?
394
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:30,317
I just stopped. It's
called having character.
395
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,353
Have fun out here.
396
00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:34,247
I will!
397
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,567
Oh...
398
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,348
Oh, come on!
399
00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:52,215
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