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...though
the terrestrial planets
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have similar
characteristics
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there are also
distinct differences...
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...electronically
charged ions and electrons that
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become trapped in
the earth's magnetic field
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form ion lakes
in the upper region
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of the atmosphere.
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This is known as
the Ionosphere.
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When we're looking
up at the stars in the sky,
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we are actually
looking into the past.
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We know that light
travels at about
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300 million
meters per second.
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While that is certainly
fast by normal standards,
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in the context of
the size of the universe...
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...solar
disturbances may disrupt radio
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communications,
they also create
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a shower of incoming
energetic particles...
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Schwarzschild's
Solution describes space-time...
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You know, I think
the more important question
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we should be asking
is "what is time?"
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Could life
exist on other planets
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in our solar system?
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Is Mars the most likely
place for it to develop?
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Dr. Harold Grindstaff
thinks
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in order to answer
that question
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we may want to look
a bit further out.
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As we travel
past the terrestrial planets
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in our solar system,
we reach the Jovian planets,
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Jupiter, Saturn,
Uranus, and Neptune.
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These planets are
massive in size...
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Eric, my man, you're
looking good this morning.
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What can I do
for you, Ben?
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It's official.
Practor Financial is now ours.
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All right!
Well, congratulations.
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That's huge.
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And you are in luck,
my friend.
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I'm giving you first
pick of the new clients.
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Yeah?
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What's the catch?
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Aw, catch?
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Come on, Eric,
don't be so cynical.
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Don't bullshit me, Ben.
I know how you operate.
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What's the catch?
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Okay, it's
really quite simple.
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Yes, it's a boutique
operation,
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but their clientele are
mostly the elderly type.
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You know, the kind
who don't know what to do
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with their money,
so they hand it over to
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the portfolio manager
to manage until it's time
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to pass it down to the kids.
The best type.
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That's great.
That sounds wonderful.
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What are you
not telling me?
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I just need you to spend
a couple of weeks with...
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No, no, no,
hell, no!
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You are not doing
that shit to me again, okay?
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Why do I always
have to be the one
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to take the new
acquisitions passdowns?
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You know the last guy,
he pestered me non-stop
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to join his fucking
"Dungeons & Dragons" group.
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Okay? I had to
spend two weekends,
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two weekends, Ben,
in some guy's ratty-ass
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apartment with a bunch
of his loser-ass friends
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who look like Milt from
"Office Space," all right?
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They're arguing over whether,
you know, a dwarf or an elf
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makes a better cleric. I'm not
doing that shit again, okay?
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Okay, okay,
This time the "he" is a "she"
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and they don't play
"Dungeons & Dragons."
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What are you doing?
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Don't... not the numbers.
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Do you have any idea
what two weeks is to me?
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Let me tell
you something,
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I bring home $7,000
a week in commissions.
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That's not including
salary, all right?
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You know how much money
that is to this firm?
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Now you want me to
sift through
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some worthless client's
portfolio under the guise
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that you're actually
doing me a favor, right?
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You and I both know
there's one client
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in there,
maybe two if we're lucky,
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that's actually worth
my time to manage.
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This is intern work, Ben,
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not something for
your best employee.
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You know, maybe I've failed to
properly explain to you
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the boss-employee
relationship.
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I tell you what to do,
and you do it.
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It's really that simple.
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Okay, so that's how
we're gonna play this, right?
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You should take notes.
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Although it may seem to
you that I got the job of
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senior vice president
of accounts based solely
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on my dashing good looks,
I actually knew when to
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shut the fuck up
and do what I was told.
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Okay, no, I get it, you want me to be
a team player, I'll be a team player.
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- That's all I'm asking.
- All right.
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Hey, so, I've
been thinking, right?
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You should keep
that up, Kal.
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People appreciate
a thinking man.
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Oh, you will appreciate it.
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So there are seven billion
people in this world,
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and every two seconds,
somebody dies.
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That means in 116 years,
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everyone that's alive right
now will be gone!
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That's 2129, man.
That is coming fast.
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Yeah, yeah. You figured
that whole thing out
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while you were
waiting for me?
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Are you kidding me?
That's some extreme math.
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It took me
the entire day.
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Only Kal doesn't
work on Mondays.
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What's with you?
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I'm sorry, my boss has got another
one of his brilliant ideas.
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We're taking clients from a
smaller firm so he's got this...
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this chick that's
gonna come in and,
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I don't know,
teach me how to cater
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to their upper echelon's
elderly, I guess?
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I don't know.
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Listen to you, man.
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You're like the epitome
of white people problems.
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I'm a rich white male.
What do you expect?
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Well, hey,
Tom Hanks was a rich white male
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and he figured out a way
to connect with the common folk.
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Yeah.
Yeah, but he was retarded.
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Whoa! You would
lose your mind too
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if you were on that
island for that long.
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- Oh, you're talking "Castaway".
- Yes!
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And you know Forrest Gump
was not retarded, either.
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I learned more
from that man
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than I ever did
in any school.
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Yeah, I actually believe that,
Kal,
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but maybe you should have
paid more attention
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and you could've figured out
that 2129 thing
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before it was too late.
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I don't even know why you're
still working at that job.
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I mean, I always hear you
complaining about it.
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I don't know. I mean,
it pays well, I like money.
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You like money so
much you never spend it?
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What are you
talking about?
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I spend money
all the time.
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Besides, it's better to have it
and not need it
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than need it
and not have it.
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Okay, you made more
money this year
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than I'll probably ever make
in my entire lifetime.
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- Probably.
- Yet you live in a small-ass apartment,
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you own one car, you never
come to Magic Mountain...
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The apartment is nice and who
needs more than one car?
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Besides, like I said,
I'm saving it, you know?
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You never know when
you might need it.
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It's from the lady.
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All right, bring it in here.
What do you think?
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Well, she was already
here when I got here...
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Okay.
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...cute, alone,
easy pickings, right?
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Check out the wedding ring.
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There's always more
than meets the eye, man.
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You want
the real report?
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Recent divorcee,
can't quite seem
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to let it go...
tch, tch, tch.
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You're amazing,
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I'm gonna go see
if you're right.
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- Don't say I didn't warn you.
- All right.
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Dude, what
happened out there?
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She was, like,
all over you.
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She bored me.
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Bored you? Sheesh,
I wish I could be bored
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by someone who
looks like that.
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Edwin Hubble used
spectral shifts in the galaxy
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to determine that the universe
is constantly expanding.
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Hubble's Law raises some
interesting questions.
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If galaxies are in fact
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receding from us
in all directions,
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does that mean that we are
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at the center
of the universe?
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Eric, allow me to
introduce you to...
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Julia Practor,
nice to meet you.
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Eric Laziter, team player.
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Well, I'll let you
two get acquainted.
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So what I was thinking
is we could get started off...
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You know what we could do is
just do this thing the easy way.
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Just pile everything I'm gonna
need right here on the desk.
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I'll just take care of
it all on my own,
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if that's okay with you.
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Hey, that wasn't
part of the deal.
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I was very clear with Ben about what
the turnover processes would entail.
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Is this going
to be a problem?
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No.
No, not at all.
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Let's dig in. Go ahead and have a seat.
We'll do this together.
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So, um, where do you
want to get started?
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Did you make a note on there about
sticking with market neutral...
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Strategies,
I got it, yeah.
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Okay, 'cause I'm just trying to make
sure that we keep everything...
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I'm very good at my job,
I got it. I know what I'm doing.
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Just keep moving.
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You know what?
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Actually, it's
getting really late.
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Um, why don't we just
just pick this back up
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in the morning?
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Or we could take
a combat nap
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in the break room.
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That was a joke.
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Uh, wow,
you don't like me, do you?
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I don't know you.
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If you really want
to understand the planets
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in our solar system,
you first need to
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look at what different
types of planets exist.
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Okay, so you've got
terrestrial planets, right?
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Those are planets
that share physical
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and chemical characteristics
with our own planet.
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And these planets with these
specific characteristics,
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okay, you've got Venus, Mars,
Mercury, and, of course, Earth.
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Oh, uh, hold on. Actually we haven't
spoken about Jackson McHale yet.
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Uh, Jackson McHale,
got him.
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Or Byron Evans,
Judith Szymankowicz,
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the Emorys.
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Got him, got her,
and I got them.
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Okay, stop, all right?
This isn't fair.
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This is
important to me.
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It was part of the deal, we would
talk about every client individually
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because you're not going to pick
up on the subtleties on your own.
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Okay, all right.
Um...
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Jackson McHale, all right,
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64 years old,
$780,000 net worth,
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largest stock holding
is Intel,
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and his hobbies include
stamp collecting,
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fishing, and spending time
with his grandkids, all right?
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Byron Evans...
Byron Evans is a character.
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74 years young,
likes the ponies,
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horse racing,
and fast women.
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Maybe that's why
he's not worth so much.
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Judith Szymankowicz.
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This woman,
$600K net worth, right?
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Clearly not giving her
proper guidance
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because in the 12 years that
she's been with your company,
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she's only seen a 5.7%
return on her investment.
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I like to think I could have at
least come close to doubling that.
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And then we have
the Emorys, right?
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Robert, the patriarch, retired
after 42 years at Raytheon,
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made a fortune in dotcoms,
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got out before
the bubble burst,
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got two kids, both sons,
loves them both.
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Mitch owns a small chain
of seafood restaurants
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in San Diego County
and Hal...
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is a real estate agent
in San Luis Obispo.
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Good family.
What else is there to know?
244
00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:38,443
I'm impressed...
245
00:10:38,445 --> 00:10:40,210
Well, I worked from
home last night.
246
00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,778
It's not
that big of a deal.
247
00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:44,714
...with your ability to properly
pronounce "Szymankowicz."
248
00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:46,584
Did I?
249
00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:50,088
I'm kidding. It's, uh...
wow, that's really good work.
250
00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,425
Thank you.
251
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,158
...of the stars in our galaxy.
252
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,296
We can see that our
galaxy contains more mass
253
00:10:58,298 --> 00:11:01,531
than is accounted for
by our stars and gasses.
254
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:05,670
So what is this mysterious
invisible mass...
255
00:11:05,672 --> 00:11:10,440
Hey, man.
256
00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,310
Hey, buddy.
You busy?
257
00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:14,212
I am, a little bit, yeah.
258
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,347
We are, uh, sort of
up to our ears
259
00:11:16,349 --> 00:11:20,618
in this, uh, business acquisition thing.
What's going on?
260
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,552
Well, you know, I'm just calling
'cause I was just making sure
261
00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:24,287
we're still on
tonight for beers!
262
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,590
Ah, you know what?
I'm gonna have to
263
00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,158
pull the ripcord
on that thing, buddy.
264
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,794
Um, I got a lot of work to do.
265
00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,496
Julia and I are getting started
early tomorrow.
266
00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:33,131
Wait, "Julia and I"?
267
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,367
Whoa. This girl is cute,
isn't she?
268
00:11:36,369 --> 00:11:38,368
Muy caliente.
269
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,740
All right, buddy.
You have a good night.
270
00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:45,376
Dark matter exists
in two forms:
271
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ordinary matter
and exotic matter.
272
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:49,747
The ordinary matter
is referred to
273
00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:52,416
by its acronym,
MACHOS,
274
00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:54,754
for Massive Compact
Halo Objects..
275
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,754
Hey, uh, change of plans.
276
00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:34,358
I'm gonna need these clients
done a little bit sooner.
277
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,959
Okay, yeah, no,
how much sooner?
278
00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:37,594
End of the week.
279
00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,863
SEC quarterly review
got moved up a little bit.
280
00:12:39,865 --> 00:12:41,265
I need to have
these things done
281
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,599
before they show up.
282
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,469
Just get it done.
283
00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,871
Work overtime
if you have to,
284
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,839
but I need it by Friday.
285
00:12:48,841 --> 00:12:51,776
Looks like it's going to
be another long night.
286
00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:53,547
Yeah, what else is new?
287
00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:58,449
You hungry?
288
00:12:58,451 --> 00:12:59,449
Ooh.
289
00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:00,520
Sound good?
290
00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:03,720
Excellent idea.
291
00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:04,921
You know, there's this
really cool thing,
292
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,556
you can turn
those into a plate.
293
00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:08,358
But if you're gonna just
slurp it out of the box,
294
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,861
let me at least
grab you a fork.
295
00:13:10,863 --> 00:13:13,330
Fork? You don't eat
Chinese with a fork,
296
00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:14,598
you use chopsticks.
297
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,699
Why would I
use chopsticks?
298
00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:17,334
It's an
inferior utensil.
299
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:18,669
I have a far superior one
here in the kitchen.
300
00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:20,238
Because that's
just the way it is.
301
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,605
Says who?
302
00:13:21,607 --> 00:13:22,940
That'd be like
a caveman using
303
00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:24,507
sticks and stones
to start a fire
304
00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:26,243
when he's got a
lighter in his pocket.
305
00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:27,945
Oh, come on. Where's your
spirit of tradition?
306
00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:30,281
I think tradition is for
those who live in the past.
307
00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:33,783
Oh, is it? Those who don't study
history are doomed to repeat it.
308
00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:35,486
Yeah, but they wouldn't
know it, right,
309
00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,021
because they hadn't
studied it to begin with,
310
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:40,458
so to them it's a brand-new
and exciting future.
311
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,426
Oh, you do have an answer
for everything, don't you?
312
00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:44,661
You say it like
it's a bad thing.
313
00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:47,031
No one likes
a Johnny Know-it-All.
314
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:50,667
Besides, you're not as smart
as you think you are.
315
00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:54,305
Ouch, that hurts me.
316
00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:55,873
Just calling it
like I see it.
317
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,608
If you were really smart,
318
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,977
you'd be doing something
more with your life.
319
00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:03,714
I don't know, I mean I...
poor kid from the Midwest,
320
00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:06,349
grew up in poverty
and now here I am,
321
00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:08,886
a successful account manager
making high six figures a year.
322
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:11,289
I'd say that's something.
323
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,825
Perhaps, if money alone is how
success is defined, but it's not.
324
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,728
At least not in my world,
it's not.
325
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,530
Well, how do you
define success?
326
00:14:19,532 --> 00:14:22,400
By the kind of impact
you make on the world.
327
00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,768
Yeah, I help people plan for retirement.
That's impactful.
328
00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,804
You help rich people
get richer.
329
00:14:26,806 --> 00:14:29,073
It's like teaching fish
how to swim.
330
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,807
It's pretty low impact,
331
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:34,847
especially when you are capable
of so much more.
332
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:41,551
Okay, what do you mean?
333
00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:44,387
You are incredibly
intelligent,
334
00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:45,955
but I have seen
your type before.
335
00:14:45,957 --> 00:14:47,824
You're smarter
than everybody else,
336
00:14:47,826 --> 00:14:50,393
so you get by
with minimal effort.
337
00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:54,665
But you will never reach your
full potential living like that.
338
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,035
I mean, you could really have
a real impact on society.
339
00:14:58,037 --> 00:15:01,372
You could be a doctor
curing disease,
340
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,973
or a scientist inventing
new technology or...
341
00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:06,643
An astronaut.
342
00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:07,847
What?
343
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,416
I always wanted to be an
astronaut when I was a kid,
344
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:16,487
so I thought I would...
345
00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:19,089
grow up to be...
346
00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:20,491
an astronaut.
347
00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:21,992
I never told
anyone that before.
348
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:24,163
So why didn't you?
349
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,669
Because I...
350
00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,408
I don't know.
351
00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:39,743
I don't know.
352
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:42,682
You know, it's not too late
to do something great.
353
00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:47,987
Don't be afraid to listen to what
the universe is telling you.
354
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,765
All right, you are not
gonna believe this,
355
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,401
but we are done.
356
00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:05,802
- Really?
- With time to spare. Yup.
357
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:08,738
Wow.
Your boss will be excited.
358
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,440
Maybe he'll give you a bonus.
359
00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:12,041
No, he's gonna call it
the price of admission
360
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,844
and tell me that I'm lucky
to be working here.
361
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:15,112
Ah, but that guy loves you
in a way
362
00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:16,814
he's not
ready to deal with.
363
00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:18,681
That just sounds creepy.
364
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,950
You're saying gay people
creep you out?
365
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:23,954
No, of course not.
Why would I say that?
366
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:26,055
Wait, are you saying
that you think Ben is gay?
367
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,892
No, just trying to make
you uncomfortable for a second.
368
00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:31,060
All right.
369
00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:33,129
- You are evil.
- Devilishly.
370
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,598
All right, come on, I'll buy you
an ice cream to celebrate.
371
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,801
Oh, okay.
372
00:16:37,803 --> 00:16:39,436
- Do you eat ice cream?
- Yeah.
373
00:16:39,438 --> 00:16:41,104
- All right, come on.
- Can I have this?
374
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:43,107
Uh, no,
it's not your fault.
375
00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:44,775
You didn't know.
How could you have?
376
00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:46,009
No way of knowing.
377
00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:48,546
You a cone eater?
378
00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:51,815
- I'm not. Yeah, I'll get rid of those.
- I'm good.
379
00:16:51,817 --> 00:16:53,483
To tell you the truth,
the worst part about it
380
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:56,119
was, uh,
the money, you know?
381
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,220
I mean, they're
in a better place now
382
00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:58,988
and they're happy, but..
383
00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:01,595
What, you mean
the funeral expenses?
384
00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,929
No. No, no,
they're not dead.
385
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,730
I bought them tickets
on the "Ocean World" liner.
386
00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:08,932
They're probably
more alive than I am.
387
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,934
That is not funny.
388
00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:13,173
Well, you're not the only one
who enjoys a little sarcasm.
389
00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:16,907
So what's
next for you?
390
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:17,941
What are you
planning on doing?
391
00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:20,110
What's your next move?
392
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:24,849
Well, I want to
give back, you know?
393
00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:28,052
I mean, between the
buyout and my inheritance,
394
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:30,220
- I am set for life.
- Really?
395
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,690
And so that means
I can do what I want
396
00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:35,926
when I want and I want
that "what" to matter.
397
00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:38,796
Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean...
398
00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:40,197
I mean, exactly what
are you planning on doing?
399
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:41,731
Like, how are you going
to change the world?
400
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,801
You know, you strike me
as that kind of person
401
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,035
who wants
to change the world.
402
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:46,670
You gonna save
the whales, or what?
403
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:49,206
Well, I guess I'm not
so much of a whale girl
404
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,808
as I am a humanitarian.
405
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:56,046
I don't know..
you watch the news and
406
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:58,047
you see these
horrible things
407
00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,950
and just..
it makes you think.
408
00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,722
We've really got it
good here in the USA.
409
00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:08,859
They don't even show
you the worst stuff.
410
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:10,764
Yeah, no,
you're probably right.
411
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,967
So, what, you want
to expose the truth?
412
00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:19,603
I want to help those who
can't help themselves.
413
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:24,874
I don't know, maybe teach
kids or build libraries,
414
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,146
dig water wells.
415
00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:30,680
I don't know.
416
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,082
It's like you said,
417
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:34,051
there's a lot of
problems in the world.
418
00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:36,056
One girl can't fix them all.
419
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:41,025
I don't know about that.
420
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,160
I know I believe in you.
421
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,161
I do.
422
00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:48,067
I do, and, um...
423
00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:51,869
...you've inspired me.
424
00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:54,270
You have. Um...
425
00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,942
maybe it's time for me
to do something great.
426
00:18:59,945 --> 00:19:01,210
You should have
become an astronaut,
427
00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:04,817
see how big
this world really is.
428
00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:09,719
You know, there are
over 300 billion stars
429
00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,721
in the Milky Way,
430
00:19:11,723 --> 00:19:14,959
and all we can do is
sit here and observe.
431
00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:16,759
You know, if you keep
looking at the world
432
00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:18,128
through a filter,
433
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,567
you're never going
to see its true beauty.
434
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,905
If you want to be
an astronaut, do it.
435
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:31,240
Sometimes life
gives you moments,
436
00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,744
and if you don't leap
at the opportunity,
437
00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:36,615
you lose them forever.
438
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,263
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
439
00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:56,269
Have to g...
Julia. Julia!
440
00:19:57,903 --> 00:19:59,969
So she just left?
After ice cream?
441
00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:03,806
Hmm... ice cream,
philosophy, romance.
442
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,876
Well, you gave her the deadly
combo, boom, boom, boom!
443
00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:09,912
Yeah, it's
probably for the best.
444
00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:11,949
What do you mean?
445
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,717
Why do you even care, bro?
Look at you.
446
00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,084
You're a tall,
good-looking dude.
447
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,286
You could probably have
any girl in this bar.
448
00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:17,787
Here's one, for example.
449
00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:19,256
Just pick one out,
dust yourself off,
450
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:20,690
and move on to the next one.
451
00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:21,758
I don't want
the next one,
452
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,026
you understand?
I want this one.
453
00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:24,827
No, you only think
you want this one.
454
00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,896
It's called Psychology 101,
my friend.
455
00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,998
You two were forced
to spend an inordinate
456
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,867
amount of time together
in such a brief period.
457
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:32,302
Of course it's
gonna be natural
458
00:20:32,304 --> 00:20:34,103
for a certain level
of attraction to develop.
459
00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:37,306
But after time, this is all
gonna just pass away, pshhh.
460
00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:39,075
Okay, Freud, no, seriously,
I'm telling you,
461
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,110
I know what
I'm talking about, okay?
462
00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:42,345
The energy was different.
463
00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:45,783
It's hard to explain.
It's just different.
464
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,684
Okay, you've convinced me.
465
00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:49,253
Wait, what?
Really?
466
00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:51,321
No, but I can see
that you've convinced yourself
467
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:53,157
so I'm just trying
to be supportive.
468
00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,758
Okay, so what do I do now?
469
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,928
I think you should take
another crack at her.
470
00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,463
I mean, who knows, maybe
she's sitting in some bar
471
00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:01,899
on the other side
of town right now
472
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,333
having this exact same
conversation
473
00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:05,268
with her best friend
named Kallie.
474
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,004
That's right.
475
00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:08,439
Wait, she's got a best
friend named Kallie?
476
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,405
Well, I like
to think that everyone
477
00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,440
has a best friend named Kal,
478
00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:11,709
or Kallie if it's a girl,
479
00:21:11,711 --> 00:21:13,009
although if she's a tomboy,
480
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:14,279
they'll call her "Kal"
for short.
481
00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:27,056
What's this?
482
00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:29,125
It's a peace offering.
483
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:31,397
So you can always see
the entirety of the world.
484
00:21:33,132 --> 00:21:35,199
It's stupid.
485
00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,767
No, it's great.
Thank you.
486
00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,469
Look, Eric, I need
to apologize...
487
00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,305
It's my fault. Listen, I got
caught up in the moment,
488
00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:42,972
and I did something
I shouldn't have done.
489
00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:44,941
It just felt... right.
490
00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:47,944
No, listen,
I need to apologize because
491
00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:50,948
I should have told you
that I had a boyfriend,
492
00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:53,283
a fiancé, actually.
493
00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:56,487
Oh. Yeah, maybe
you should have mentioned that.
494
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,757
You don't, uh...
you don't wear a ring.
495
00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:02,258
Yeah, it's being sized.
496
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:06,497
Um, okay...
a fiancé since when?
497
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,932
2008. Well, not
engaged since then,
498
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:11,834
but that's when we met.
499
00:22:11,836 --> 00:22:13,370
Our first date
was actually
500
00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:15,075
the opening night
of "Twilight".
501
00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:19,176
And you're still with him?
502
00:22:21,146 --> 00:22:23,881
I was actually sitting
on a park bench outside
503
00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:27,918
the South Hills Mall
and this guy comes up to me
504
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,386
and he's like,
"Hey, I have this ticket
505
00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:32,890
to the 7:05 showing
because I was going to take
506
00:22:32,892 --> 00:22:35,025
my little sister
and she got sick.
507
00:22:35,027 --> 00:22:37,427
Any chance you'd
want to go with me?"
508
00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:41,398
Look, Eric, I don't
want to bore you with
509
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,033
all these
"you're a great guy,"
510
00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:45,835
"you're going to find
the right girl" clichés.
511
00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:48,340
But you really
are a great guy.
512
00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,413
That's great.
513
00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:05,021
I'm telling you, man,
it was a total disaster, okay?
514
00:23:05,023 --> 00:23:06,989
I didn't even get
a word out and, boom,
515
00:23:06,991 --> 00:23:08,892
she drops
that bomb on me.
516
00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:10,427
What do I do?
517
00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:12,395
Listen to the advice
I already gave you.
518
00:23:12,397 --> 00:23:15,199
You gotta forget about her,
just let her be.
519
00:23:15,201 --> 00:23:16,600
Impossible.
520
00:23:16,602 --> 00:23:19,436
Wow, this girl's really
gotten to you, huh?
521
00:23:19,438 --> 00:23:21,872
You know what?
The way I see it,
522
00:23:21,874 --> 00:23:23,239
you only have two
options, okay?
523
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,508
One, you win her
the old fashioned way
524
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:27,110
with your words, or...
525
00:23:27,112 --> 00:23:29,412
- I let her be.
- ...you kill her boyfriend.
526
00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:30,847
Kal, you crazy?
527
00:23:30,849 --> 00:23:32,949
No.
528
00:23:32,951 --> 00:23:34,551
I'm not gonna kill
her boyfriend, Kal.
529
00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:37,019
- You want me to?
- No!
530
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:39,222
Well, then...
you gotta go talk to her.
531
00:23:39,224 --> 00:23:41,123
I don't know what
to say to her. I tried.
532
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,491
Jesus Christ, do I
have to do everything for you?
533
00:23:42,493 --> 00:23:43,492
This whole thing's
got me fucked up.
534
00:23:43,494 --> 00:23:44,894
Look at me right now.
535
00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,563
Does this look
like a happy face?
536
00:23:46,565 --> 00:23:48,565
Okay, look, if you are as
convinced as you say you are,
537
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:50,867
then you gotta communicate
that to her, man.
538
00:23:50,869 --> 00:23:52,969
Say something honest,
from the heart.
539
00:23:52,971 --> 00:23:54,403
You gotta lay it
all out there
540
00:23:54,405 --> 00:23:56,573
and let the chips fall
where they may.
541
00:23:56,575 --> 00:23:58,441
Just make sure
you stop short of
542
00:23:58,443 --> 00:24:01,380
going all Affleck
in "Chasing Amy" on her.
543
00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,547
Affleck got the girl.
544
00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:06,883
Touché.
545
00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:09,989
Okay... okay.
546
00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:50,128
Julia.
547
00:24:51,195 --> 00:24:53,697
- Hey.
- Hey.
548
00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,998
Do you have a minute, maybe,
to go over something?
549
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,604
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
550
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:03,042
I don't know
how to put this, um...
551
00:25:04,276 --> 00:25:06,109
Life is complicated, right?
552
00:25:06,111 --> 00:25:09,947
It's full of surprises,
things you didn't see coming.
553
00:25:09,949 --> 00:25:12,949
and, um,
you gotta make choices,
554
00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:14,183
and there are
moments, right,
555
00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:15,922
that are...
that are important.
556
00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:19,989
Eric, what are
you trying to say?
557
00:25:19,991 --> 00:25:22,028
Just bear with me, uh...
558
00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:29,032
I'm falling
in love with you,
559
00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:33,569
and I...
just hear me out.
560
00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:36,206
There are over seven
billion people on this planet,
561
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:39,209
yet somehow, some way,
our paths managed to cross,
562
00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:42,712
right,
in the most unlikely event.
563
00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:45,649
And I feel amazing
when I'm around you.
564
00:25:45,651 --> 00:25:48,584
I feel like
I'm full of life, and happy,
565
00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:54,557
like I have purpose,
and, um...
566
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:57,427
I'm sort of hoping
that you felt the same way.
567
00:25:57,429 --> 00:26:00,596
If not, just a little bit
of you, and I feel like,
568
00:26:00,598 --> 00:26:03,065
if you do,
that we owe it to ourselves
569
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:07,671
to explore that feeling
a little bit deeper.
570
00:26:07,673 --> 00:26:09,538
I know it sounds crazy
571
00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:13,043
but I'm sitting over there
and I'm waiting for you...
572
00:26:13,045 --> 00:26:16,380
and I can't help
but think that, uh...
573
00:26:16,382 --> 00:26:18,451
you and I were
meant to be together.
574
00:26:19,684 --> 00:26:22,018
No, we weren't.
575
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,652
If the universe,
as you say,
576
00:26:23,654 --> 00:26:26,288
had truly wanted us
to be together,
577
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,557
we would be together.
578
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:31,128
We would have met
at a different time,
579
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,763
but we didn't.
580
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:35,301
I love my fiancé.
581
00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:39,369
Hey, babe.
582
00:26:39,371 --> 00:26:41,103
Adam, hi, honey.
583
00:26:41,105 --> 00:26:43,340
This is Eric.
He was just in the area,
584
00:26:43,342 --> 00:26:44,708
- thought he'd say hi.
- Yeah.
585
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:47,177
Yeah, no, Eric.
Jules told me a lot about you.
586
00:26:47,179 --> 00:26:48,311
It's nice to
finally meet you.
587
00:26:48,313 --> 00:26:49,779
Oh, good.
All right, great.
588
00:26:49,781 --> 00:26:52,181
Just the... just said
the good stuff about you.
589
00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:54,651
Oh, well.
590
00:26:54,653 --> 00:26:56,219
You guys don't have
to stand out here.
591
00:26:56,221 --> 00:26:58,087
Why don't you come
inside and grab a drink?
592
00:26:58,089 --> 00:27:01,091
Uh, you know what? I would,
but I probably shouldn't.
593
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,325
I came by for a work thing and then
I gotta get back to the grind.
594
00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:05,562
- You know how it is.
- Yeah, I know.
595
00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:07,096
Hey, nice to finally
meet you, bro.
596
00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:08,565
Oh, you too. Thanks.
597
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:09,799
Goodbye, Eric.
598
00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:12,038
- Enjoy your day.
- Take care, bro.
599
00:27:19,744 --> 00:27:23,380
If we were able to move an
object faster than the speed of light,
600
00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:25,582
according to Einstein's
Theory of Relativity,
601
00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:28,485
there would be an inertial
frame of reference
602
00:27:28,487 --> 00:27:30,420
in which
the object or the signal
603
00:27:30,422 --> 00:27:34,257
would be moving
backward in time.
604
00:27:34,259 --> 00:27:36,596
Is time travel possible?
605
00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:40,497
Or is time travel
simply a concept
606
00:27:40,499 --> 00:27:43,632
that exists only
in science fiction?
607
00:27:43,634 --> 00:27:46,236
Imagine reliving
the moon landing,
608
00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:49,840
or watching Babe Ruth
hit a home run in person.
609
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:52,843
And while time travel
is often thought of
610
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:56,379
as a science fiction trope,
it is in fact something
611
00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:59,548
that may someday soon
become a reality.
612
00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:03,420
You see, the Theory
of General Relativity
613
00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:07,157
suggests a basis
for backward time travel,
614
00:28:07,159 --> 00:28:10,494
and I not only believe
that time travel is
615
00:28:10,496 --> 00:28:13,697
theoretically possible,
but I am confident
616
00:28:13,699 --> 00:28:16,169
that it will be achieved
during my lifetime.
617
00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:40,724
Like, after 4:00 pm all the...
618
00:28:40,726 --> 00:28:43,160
you guys got your ID?
619
00:28:43,162 --> 00:28:45,194
It's insane, you know?
620
00:28:45,196 --> 00:28:46,896
Like, what are we
supposed to do? ID?
621
00:28:46,898 --> 00:28:48,731
Uh, I'm actually
not a student.
622
00:28:48,733 --> 00:28:51,735
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph Goyer?
623
00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:54,638
Ah. Authorized personnel only
beyond this point, sir.
624
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,206
Right, no, I understand.
625
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:58,741
I was just hoping to get
a quick word with him.
626
00:28:58,743 --> 00:29:00,242
Maybe you could bring
him up to the front
627
00:29:00,244 --> 00:29:02,312
or I could schedule
an appointment,
628
00:29:02,314 --> 00:29:04,480
maybe speak to him later.
Whatever works.
629
00:29:04,482 --> 00:29:07,486
Are you deaf,
or are you stupid?
630
00:29:09,755 --> 00:29:11,755
I'm sorry, what?
631
00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:14,824
Ah, deaf, I see.
632
00:29:14,826 --> 00:29:19,196
Authorized personnel only
633
00:29:19,198 --> 00:29:22,435
beyond this point, sir.
634
00:29:23,835 --> 00:29:25,701
Are you for real?
Because I was just asking
635
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,603
- for a little bit of help.
- Yeah, okay,
636
00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:28,971
Keep pushing me, buddy,
637
00:29:28,973 --> 00:29:31,941
and you're about to see
just how real I can get.
638
00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:33,910
Everything okay here, Ed?
639
00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,880
Yes. Nothing I can't
handle, Professor.
640
00:29:36,882 --> 00:29:39,315
Uh, can I help you?
641
00:29:39,317 --> 00:29:42,451
Uh, perhaps.
I was hoping to get a word
642
00:29:42,453 --> 00:29:45,758
with Dr. Joseph Goyer
in the Physics Department.
643
00:29:49,361 --> 00:29:52,796
It's okay, Ed.
I'll handle this.
644
00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:54,797
Come on, follow me.
645
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:56,932
Don't worry.
646
00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:59,302
Pardon me, Ed.
647
00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:00,636
Dr. Goyer was one of
the most brilliant scientists
648
00:30:00,638 --> 00:30:01,971
I ever worked with.
649
00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:04,306
"Was"? He doesn't
work here anymore?
650
00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:06,476
Not for about
five years now.
651
00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:08,378
What happened?
652
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,845
Lab accident.
653
00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,882
He was working on
a device that he believed
654
00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:15,818
would generate enough
power to open two points
655
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,821
in the space-time
continuum.
656
00:30:17,823 --> 00:30:19,623
Time travel.
657
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,857
But his experiment
wasn't authorized.
658
00:30:21,859 --> 00:30:24,427
Something went wrong
and an explosion
659
00:30:24,429 --> 00:30:26,395
destroyed the physics lab.
660
00:30:26,397 --> 00:30:28,498
He died in
that explosion?
661
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,767
No, no one was hurt
in the incident,
662
00:30:31,769 --> 00:30:35,438
but the university president
was none too pleased.
663
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,976
Goyer was fired.
664
00:30:39,744 --> 00:30:42,612
After he got fired,
did you guys keep in touch?
665
00:30:42,614 --> 00:30:45,015
He reach out? You have any
idea where he might be?
666
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:48,918
No, he pretty much dropped
off the radar after that.
667
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,054
You might want
to try his ex-wife.
668
00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:54,423
I think she still
lives in the area.
669
00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:55,624
Well, Professor,
thank you so much
670
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:56,825
for your time.
I appreciate it.
671
00:30:56,827 --> 00:30:58,027
Sorry I couldn't
be more help.
672
00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,699
You've been great,
thank you.
673
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:04,369
Uh...
674
00:31:06,837 --> 00:31:09,873
Time travel.
You, uh...
675
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,642
you don't suppose he was
on to something, do you?
676
00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:17,380
His theories contradicted many
modern physics principles,
677
00:31:17,382 --> 00:31:22,017
but Joe was smarter
than all of us, so...
678
00:31:22,019 --> 00:31:23,353
who knows?
679
00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:24,690
Thanks again.
680
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,526
So can I get you
something to drink?
681
00:31:30,528 --> 00:31:32,594
Coffee? Water?
682
00:31:32,596 --> 00:31:35,634
Uh, sure, I'll have a water.
Sounds good.
683
00:31:38,436 --> 00:31:40,670
You know, like I told
you on the phone,
684
00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:43,409
I don't think I'm going
to be very much help to you.
685
00:31:46,877 --> 00:31:51,815
You know, it seems
like a lifetime ago.
686
00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:55,084
When was the last time
you, um, talked to him?
687
00:31:55,086 --> 00:31:58,054
Truth be told, I haven't
seen or heard from him
688
00:31:58,056 --> 00:31:59,988
in almost five years.
689
00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:04,393
And you don't have any idea
where he might be, or...?
690
00:32:04,395 --> 00:32:07,764
Well, he had a grandfather
on his mother's side
691
00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:09,899
who owns
some land out in Colorado
692
00:32:09,901 --> 00:32:13,769
or... maybe it
was Arizona.
693
00:32:13,771 --> 00:32:15,907
I can't remember,
but you could start there.
694
00:32:19,577 --> 00:32:22,010
So I Holden McNeil-ed her,
695
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,546
she did not Alyssa Jones
me back.
696
00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:27,116
What?
Dude, that blows, man,
697
00:32:27,118 --> 00:32:28,852
and not in a good way.
698
00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:30,754
Oh, and I met her fiancé.
699
00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:32,855
Was he a Rick Derris type?
700
00:32:32,857 --> 00:32:36,092
No, no. He was charming, actually.
Nice guy.
701
00:32:36,094 --> 00:32:38,894
Invited me in for a drink.
I declined.
702
00:32:38,896 --> 00:32:41,430
Well, that's tough
to compete with.
703
00:32:41,432 --> 00:32:43,568
You can't
compete with it.
704
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:52,808
Unless...
705
00:32:52,810 --> 00:32:56,513
what if there was a way
to travel back in time
706
00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:59,582
to a point before
she met this guy?
707
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,785
Holy shit,
why didn't I think of that?
708
00:33:01,787 --> 00:33:03,987
The DeLorean's parked
right here, Marty.
709
00:33:03,989 --> 00:33:06,855
- What are we waiting for?
- I'm being serious, Kal.
710
00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,892
What if that
were possible?
711
00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:11,960
Well, I would say yeah,
that's a crazy plan.
712
00:33:11,962 --> 00:33:14,099
Why are you
chasing this woman?
713
00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:19,201
Hell, I never did
anything with my life.
714
00:33:19,203 --> 00:33:21,938
Nothing.
I'm floating by.
715
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,539
I've never fought
for anything,
716
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:24,908
was never inspired
to do anything,
717
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,778
I never
worked for anything.
718
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,582
What if this
is that moment?
719
00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:33,949
What if this is
that moment
720
00:33:33,951 --> 00:33:36,020
that I'm supposed
to fight for?
721
00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:40,893
I don't want to look back
and have any regrets.
722
00:33:44,829 --> 00:33:47,066
What are you
talking about?
723
00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:55,838
There's this guy, Joseph
Goyer, Dr. Joseph Goyer.
724
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,707
He believes that time travel
is possible.
725
00:33:57,709 --> 00:33:58,874
I know it sounds
crazy but he thinks
726
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,577
it can be achieved
in our lifetime.
727
00:34:01,579 --> 00:34:02,814
And you believe him?
728
00:34:04,883 --> 00:34:07,883
No... I don't know.
729
00:34:07,885 --> 00:34:09,885
I'd like a chance to get to
talk to the guy, you know?
730
00:34:09,887 --> 00:34:11,787
Okay, then, why don't you?
731
00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:13,822
'Cause I can't find him.
732
00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:16,726
I went to his old work, I talked
to his ex-coworkers, his ex-wife.
733
00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,126
Nobody knows where
the hell the guy is.
734
00:34:18,128 --> 00:34:22,164
Well, maybe... maybe he's dead.
735
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,233
His ex-wife said
something about a ranch
736
00:34:24,235 --> 00:34:27,105
in Colorado or
Arizona or something.
737
00:34:29,574 --> 00:34:30,974
Hey...
738
00:34:30,976 --> 00:34:33,742
what did you say
this guy's name was again?
739
00:34:33,744 --> 00:34:35,480
Joseph Goyer.
740
00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,081
Like G-o-y-e-r?
741
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,985
Yeah. What are you doing?
742
00:34:41,987 --> 00:34:44,686
Give me 24 hours to find
this doctor of yours.
743
00:34:44,688 --> 00:34:46,255
- All right.
- How are you gonna do that?
744
00:34:46,257 --> 00:34:48,258
Hey, I'm Kal.
745
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,758
You got this, right?
746
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,260
- Yeah, no, I got it.
- Thanks, buddy.
747
00:34:51,262 --> 00:34:52,528
All right.
748
00:35:02,873 --> 00:35:05,240
So whoever couldn't
find this doctor of yours
749
00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:06,809
wasn't looking very hard.
750
00:35:06,811 --> 00:35:08,077
What are you talking about?
You found him?
751
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,077
Yeah, where's
the peanut butter?
752
00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,113
To the left, second shelf.
753
00:35:11,115 --> 00:35:13,682
- County records.
- What?
754
00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:15,684
Arizona county records,
to be exact.
755
00:35:15,686 --> 00:35:17,119
So, turns out his grandfather
756
00:35:17,121 --> 00:35:19,889
owned a large parcel of land
in rural Arizona,
757
00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:21,257
land which,
according to county records,
758
00:35:21,259 --> 00:35:24,961
has never changed hands,
you follow?
759
00:35:24,963 --> 00:35:27,130
So his grandfather
passed away in 1992,
760
00:35:27,132 --> 00:35:28,998
which means the land
probably stayed
761
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,999
in the family
so they never had to file
762
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,869
the paperwork to change
the name on the deed.
763
00:35:32,871 --> 00:35:35,271
Kal, how'd you find out
all this information, anyway?
764
00:35:35,273 --> 00:35:36,972
Internet,
what do you think?
765
00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:38,608
Oh, I did a quick
satellite search
766
00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:40,242
and I found this.
Check it out.
767
00:35:40,244 --> 00:35:41,711
What's this?
768
00:35:41,713 --> 00:35:42,979
So that's the house
right there,
769
00:35:42,981 --> 00:35:44,847
and then that looks like
a car or a truck.
770
00:35:44,849 --> 00:35:46,215
It's kind of hard to tell
'cause the resolution...
771
00:35:46,217 --> 00:35:48,016
I swear to God I would
give you a hug right now
772
00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:49,719
if I didn't think
you'd get hard from it.
773
00:35:49,721 --> 00:35:52,822
Well, I did one better:
driving directions.
774
00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:55,057
What?!
Look at you!
775
00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:57,827
You know what
this means, right?
776
00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,265
Yeah.
777
00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:03,569
Oh, yeah.
778
00:36:06,804 --> 00:36:08,338
I mean, you know,
this guy could wind up
779
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:11,007
being some kind
of wack job, right?
780
00:36:11,009 --> 00:36:13,943
Eric Laziter, it's been
an honor and a privilege
781
00:36:13,945 --> 00:36:17,112
being your best friend
for the past 16 years.
782
00:36:17,114 --> 00:36:19,983
Godspeed, my friend.
783
00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:23,219
Kal, you're
an amazing human being.
784
00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:24,954
The honor and
the privilege was all mine.
785
00:36:24,956 --> 00:36:27,123
Get in here.
Come here, buddy.
786
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,657
- Love you, man.
- I love you too.
787
00:36:28,659 --> 00:36:31,260
- Aah! Go get her, dog.
- All right. Thank you.
788
00:36:31,262 --> 00:36:33,362
Hey, can I have your TV?
789
00:37:25,449 --> 00:37:28,851
Dr. Goyer?
Joseph Goyer?
790
00:37:28,853 --> 00:37:31,389
Well, it's mainly
just "Joe" these days.
791
00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,726
I'm, uh, Eric Laziter.
792
00:37:36,728 --> 00:37:37,994
Nice to see you in person.
793
00:37:37,996 --> 00:37:39,929
I've come a long
way to talk to you.
794
00:37:39,931 --> 00:37:41,063
Curious.
795
00:37:41,065 --> 00:37:43,331
Well, what can I
do for you, son?
796
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,901
Uh, truthfully
I'm curious about
797
00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,804
your theories
on time travel.
798
00:37:47,806 --> 00:37:49,237
You said it could be
achieved in our lifetime,
799
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,740
said theoretically
it was possible.
800
00:37:51,742 --> 00:37:55,945
What do you think we'd
need to make it happen?
801
00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:59,718
A lot of money...
and time.
802
00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:02,818
Well, money I have,
803
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:06,789
and if your
theories are true...
804
00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:08,791
time shouldn't be
an issue either, right?
805
00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:11,193
Well, technically...
you know what?
806
00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:12,964
Let's go inside and talk.
807
00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:17,200
Okay, the ball
represents the Earth.
808
00:38:17,202 --> 00:38:19,001
- Okay.
- The fabric
809
00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,871
represents that which is
MALLEABLE: space and time.
810
00:38:22,873 --> 00:38:24,941
This point where
the fabric and the ball
811
00:38:24,943 --> 00:38:27,809
are touching represents
where we currently are
812
00:38:27,811 --> 00:38:30,179
- in both time and space.
- Okay.
813
00:38:30,181 --> 00:38:32,882
Now, with enough energy
focused on space and time,
814
00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:34,950
you can
snap together in time
815
00:38:34,952 --> 00:38:38,019
two moments
just for an instant.
816
00:38:38,021 --> 00:38:40,856
Sounds a lot like
the Rosen bridge theory.
817
00:38:40,858 --> 00:38:43,892
It's essentially a wormhole
you're talking about, right?
818
00:38:43,894 --> 00:38:45,862
Precisely.
819
00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:48,798
Now, reports mentioned the
immeasurably small amount of time
820
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,266
that the gap
in space-time was open.
821
00:38:50,268 --> 00:38:52,400
Right, suggesting
that not even
822
00:38:52,402 --> 00:38:53,436
an electron could
slip through.
823
00:38:53,438 --> 00:38:55,003
See, that was their flaw,
824
00:38:55,005 --> 00:38:57,340
and where my theory differs.
825
00:38:57,342 --> 00:38:59,441
The electrons could
travel the wormhole,
826
00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:03,345
but they arrive on a different
plane of existence.
827
00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,280
When space and time
are broken,
828
00:39:05,282 --> 00:39:08,918
you effectively create
a new alternate reality,
829
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,523
one that follows our past
exactly until it's created,
830
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,525
at which point
the unnatural interactions
831
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:19,829
spiral off into
a future unrecognizable.
832
00:39:19,831 --> 00:39:21,329
A future unrecognizable,
833
00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:22,999
so you can change the past?
834
00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:26,269
No, no, no.
You can change your future.
835
00:39:26,271 --> 00:39:28,838
Or, rather,
the future in the time line
836
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,009
that you traveled back to.
837
00:39:34,846 --> 00:39:37,112
You're saying
this is a one-way trip, right?
838
00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:38,981
I suppose inter-dimensional
travel
839
00:39:38,983 --> 00:39:42,050
is theoretically
possible at some point.
840
00:39:42,052 --> 00:39:43,418
The concepts and equations
841
00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,320
involving that matter
far, far exceed
842
00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:48,191
anything in the current
world known of physics.
843
00:39:48,193 --> 00:39:51,961
Why didn't you
continue your research?
844
00:39:51,963 --> 00:39:54,396
Yeah, um...
845
00:39:54,398 --> 00:39:57,867
blowing up a lab
gives people pause
846
00:39:57,869 --> 00:40:00,869
when it comes
to acquiring funding.
847
00:40:00,871 --> 00:40:04,039
The incident also caused
me to become
848
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:07,445
a bit of a laughingstock within
the scientific community.
849
00:40:11,949 --> 00:40:12,951
Okay.
850
00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:16,054
One last question.
851
00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,260
How do you feel
about second chances?
852
00:40:22,994 --> 00:40:25,561
Look around.
853
00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:29,067
What do you see?
What do you hear?
854
00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:34,970
Nothing.
855
00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:40,610
Exactly.
It's just beautiful.
856
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:44,012
All my life
I've been surrounded
857
00:40:44,014 --> 00:40:46,182
by the busyness
of the world,
858
00:40:46,184 --> 00:40:49,017
its problems, the critics.
859
00:40:49,019 --> 00:40:53,990
It can literally drain
the life out of you.
860
00:40:53,992 --> 00:40:57,626
But as I've grown older,
861
00:40:57,628 --> 00:40:59,461
I've grown to appreciate
the peace of mind
862
00:40:59,463 --> 00:41:01,500
that comes with the silence.
863
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,601
I have no desire
to go back.
864
00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:08,905
None at all, huh?
Why is that?
865
00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:12,544
A man can only
handle so much failure.
866
00:41:16,914 --> 00:41:19,615
You know, some of
the brightest minds in history
867
00:41:19,617 --> 00:41:22,117
have had to endure
incredible amounts of failure
868
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:23,318
in order
to achieve success.
869
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,153
Take Robert Goddard,
for example.
870
00:41:25,155 --> 00:41:27,423
- Apples and oranges.
- It's not apples and oranges.
871
00:41:27,425 --> 00:41:29,958
His theories on rockets
we could potentially use
872
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,459
for space travel,
they were highly criticized.
873
00:41:31,461 --> 00:41:34,063
He was called a fool,
told they were impossible.
874
00:41:34,065 --> 00:41:36,132
He was shunned.
875
00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:39,302
Eight years later,
876
00:41:39,304 --> 00:41:41,704
his research was key in the
genesis of the space program.
877
00:41:41,706 --> 00:41:43,972
- Your point?
- My point, doctor,
878
00:41:43,974 --> 00:41:47,275
is that he let people drive him
into seclusion, the critics,
879
00:41:47,277 --> 00:41:50,146
and he died before
he was ever able
880
00:41:50,148 --> 00:41:51,546
to see his vision
become reality.
881
00:41:51,548 --> 00:41:53,085
My point to you...
882
00:41:55,686 --> 00:41:58,222
...is maybe it's time
for you to get back to work.
883
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,090
What's this?
884
00:42:02,092 --> 00:42:06,061
A monument
to wasted time and money.
885
00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:08,463
Want to know how it works?
886
00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:09,934
In theory...
887
00:42:14,137 --> 00:42:17,072
Sorry.
888
00:42:17,074 --> 00:42:18,541
The process
of condensing energy
889
00:42:18,543 --> 00:42:21,978
can be obtained with
super-conducted dark matter.
890
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:25,046
Dark matter makes up
approximately 25%
891
00:42:25,048 --> 00:42:26,983
of the total mass
of the universe,
892
00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:28,450
and while it is
not detectable
893
00:42:28,452 --> 00:42:30,720
via traditional means,
894
00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:33,021
I have devised a way
to collect and store
895
00:42:33,023 --> 00:42:35,557
limited quantities of it.
896
00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:38,126
You can store
dark matter, how?
897
00:42:38,128 --> 00:42:40,729
By using rods made of
a special Osmium alloy,
898
00:42:40,731 --> 00:42:43,432
oppositely charged to
create a unique magnetic field
899
00:42:43,434 --> 00:42:46,334
which attracts and
stores the dark matter.
900
00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:47,769
The charges are
then reversed,
901
00:42:47,771 --> 00:42:50,072
causing the dark matter
to be discharged
902
00:42:50,074 --> 00:42:51,706
as a form of dark energy
903
00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,608
with enough
power to collapse two points
904
00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:55,713
in the space-time continuum.
905
00:42:59,016 --> 00:43:01,419
Okay. All right,
where do we start?
906
00:43:03,554 --> 00:43:07,125
Uh, we start
by cleaning the lab.
907
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,492
The lab doesn't
get used much, huh?
908
00:43:10,494 --> 00:43:13,965
It's used plenty...
for storage.
909
00:43:18,635 --> 00:43:21,105
Uh, and this?
910
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,572
- How big are the holes?
- What, are you serious?
911
00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,708
I mean, I can buy you another pair
of socks if that's what you need.
912
00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:29,211
Throw it in "tools".
913
00:43:29,213 --> 00:43:32,313
Tools... see, I've been
using these things all wrong.
914
00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:35,818
You're looking at it wrong.
It's a rag now.
915
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,552
That's clever.
916
00:43:37,554 --> 00:43:40,356
So, what are you doing
with your time these days
917
00:43:40,358 --> 00:43:42,358
now that you're done
studying time travel?
918
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,827
I spend most of my time
working on that old truck.
919
00:43:44,829 --> 00:43:47,595
It was my dad's.
920
00:43:47,597 --> 00:43:49,731
Been fixing it up
for a long time now.
921
00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:53,401
More of a tinkerer, really,
than a scientist these days,
922
00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:56,505
though I've never really
given up, I suppose.
923
00:43:56,507 --> 00:43:59,108
I'm working the problem
on a smaller scale.
924
00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,480
So there are scales
to time travel?
925
00:44:02,813 --> 00:44:05,514
Powering the machine
is only half the battle.
926
00:44:05,516 --> 00:44:07,516
I'm working on the equations.
927
00:44:07,518 --> 00:44:10,188
I see. Well...
928
00:44:11,521 --> 00:44:12,854
call me a simpleton,
929
00:44:12,856 --> 00:44:16,425
but these equations
look pretty solid to me.
930
00:44:16,427 --> 00:44:17,760
Simpleton.
931
00:44:17,762 --> 00:44:20,595
The variables
are undefined.
932
00:44:20,597 --> 00:44:24,200
I spend most of my time chipping
away at the possibilities.
933
00:44:24,202 --> 00:44:27,305
I have no solutions
as of yet.
934
00:44:29,306 --> 00:44:31,307
You identify
the impossibilities,
935
00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:34,510
all you're left with
are the possible.
936
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:38,414
Yeah, I suppose.
937
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:40,282
I mean,
isn't that the end game?
938
00:44:40,284 --> 00:44:41,787
To solve the equation?
939
00:44:51,262 --> 00:44:55,363
When I was a kid,
there was this toy,
940
00:44:55,365 --> 00:45:01,804
um... a decoder or
a kaleidoscope or something.
941
00:45:01,806 --> 00:45:04,472
It was
the holy grail to me.
942
00:45:04,474 --> 00:45:08,144
It cost five dollars.
943
00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:10,778
So I scrimped and saved
944
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,481
and added cents
here and there
945
00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:15,251
and eventually I had it,
five dollars.
946
00:45:15,253 --> 00:45:17,253
I went down
and I bought the toy...
947
00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:20,822
only to have it stolen
by this neighborhood bully,
948
00:45:20,824 --> 00:45:22,593
Earl Schroeder.
949
00:45:24,561 --> 00:45:27,630
Anyway, I saved again,
and my birthday comes
950
00:45:27,632 --> 00:45:31,800
and all of a sudden,
five dollars in my palm.
951
00:45:31,802 --> 00:45:34,702
I get on my bike
and I pedal so fast
952
00:45:34,704 --> 00:45:36,271
to get to the store,
I upend my bike
953
00:45:36,273 --> 00:45:39,307
on the way to get
my perfect prize.
954
00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:41,744
And my birthday money
went for new handlebars.
955
00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:44,345
Not my choice.
956
00:45:44,347 --> 00:45:47,883
Back to square one.
I save the money,
957
00:45:47,885 --> 00:45:49,517
I get to the store,
958
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:52,454
sold out, never to return.
959
00:45:52,456 --> 00:45:55,191
Really?
I'd say somebody
960
00:45:55,193 --> 00:45:56,758
didn't want you to have
that kaleidoscope.
961
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,459
Ah, you would think.
962
00:45:58,461 --> 00:46:00,795
Years later I have a job.
963
00:46:00,797 --> 00:46:03,766
One week I get
a bonus in my check.
964
00:46:03,768 --> 00:46:05,633
I never forgot that toy.
965
00:46:05,635 --> 00:46:07,735
I find it at
a vintage toy store.
966
00:46:07,737 --> 00:46:09,204
I go down to the store.
967
00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:11,273
I slide the money
across the table,
968
00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:12,740
ear-to-ear grin.
969
00:46:12,742 --> 00:46:14,809
I collect my perfect prize.
970
00:46:14,811 --> 00:46:17,679
I walk outside, I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope.
971
00:46:17,681 --> 00:46:19,748
All right,
mission accomplished.
972
00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,416
Sort of.
973
00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:22,952
While I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope,
974
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,954
not paying attention
to where I'm going,
975
00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:27,322
I run into this
beautiful young woman.
976
00:46:27,324 --> 00:46:29,791
She's carrying
home groceries from the store.
977
00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:31,594
Knock 'em all over the ground.
978
00:46:31,596 --> 00:46:33,963
In my haste to help her
collect her groceries,
979
00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:36,835
I step on and crush
the kaleidoscope.
980
00:46:38,936 --> 00:46:40,501
Kaleidoscope was jinxed.
981
00:46:40,503 --> 00:46:43,871
No, actually
quite the opposite.
982
00:46:43,873 --> 00:46:45,740
That beautiful young woman
983
00:46:45,742 --> 00:46:48,376
would go on
to become my wife.
984
00:46:48,378 --> 00:46:50,845
This lifelong quest
that I was on
985
00:46:50,847 --> 00:46:54,483
was actually about
something else altogether.
986
00:46:54,485 --> 00:46:58,019
See, I didn't know where
I was supposed to be
987
00:46:58,021 --> 00:47:00,224
until I'd
actually arrived.
988
00:47:04,295 --> 00:47:06,530
Earth to Eric.
989
00:47:13,871 --> 00:47:18,474
Yeah, I was just
thinking about your story
990
00:47:18,476 --> 00:47:22,945
and if
your theory's right...
991
00:47:22,947 --> 00:47:25,914
I was just thinking maybe
your journey's not complete.
992
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:27,449
What is all this, anyway?
993
00:47:27,451 --> 00:47:29,717
Most of them are
sophisticated gauges
994
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,686
and instruments that will
allow me to pinpoint
995
00:47:31,688 --> 00:47:34,856
exactly when and where
a time traveler ends up.
996
00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:37,358
The process requires
exact calculations
997
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,994
to determine
not only the time,
998
00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:42,898
- but the place as well.
- Okay.
999
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,367
The earth is
in constant motion,
1000
00:47:45,369 --> 00:47:47,436
both rotationally
and orbitally,
1001
00:47:47,438 --> 00:47:49,003
so sending
a time traveler back
1002
00:47:49,005 --> 00:47:51,572
to a specific point in space
1003
00:47:51,574 --> 00:47:54,876
could very well occur at a time
when the earth isn't there.
1004
00:47:54,878 --> 00:47:58,813
And I must also account
for not only
1005
00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:00,883
the rotation of the earth
but also the rate or speed
1006
00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:02,717
at which the galaxy
is expanding.
1007
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,987
Without precise
and exact calculations,
1008
00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,822
a traveler could end up
being dropped off
1009
00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:10,492
in the cold vacuum of space
and killed instantly.
1010
00:48:10,494 --> 00:48:12,827
Push a couple of buttons,
turn a few knobs, right?
1011
00:48:12,829 --> 00:48:14,929
Hey, you have no idea
the amount of education
1012
00:48:14,931 --> 00:48:16,764
- it takes to fathom this kind of math!
- All right, relax.
1013
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:19,334
I understand what
an imaginary number is.
1014
00:48:19,336 --> 00:48:22,905
- It's okay.
- Good.
1015
00:48:22,907 --> 00:48:24,606
Why don't you
go get some rest?
1016
00:48:24,608 --> 00:48:28,443
Tomorrow... tomorrow
we start the real work.
1017
00:48:31,882 --> 00:48:33,351
Look, I'm no psychiatrist...
1018
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:38,356
but I can tell there's something
more going on with you.
1019
00:48:43,693 --> 00:48:47,532
Ah... am I allowed
to cite personal reasons?
1020
00:48:50,934 --> 00:48:55,037
All right,
suffice it to say that, um,
1021
00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:58,106
maybe I wasn't happy
where my journey ended up
1022
00:48:58,108 --> 00:49:01,043
and I decided to take
things into my own hands.
1023
00:49:01,045 --> 00:49:02,978
Surely you've had things
in your life that you regret,
1024
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,483
things you wish
you'd done differently.
1025
00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:09,921
Only one
that really mattered.
1026
00:49:11,956 --> 00:49:13,688
I don't know, man.
I gotta tell ya...
1027
00:49:13,690 --> 00:49:15,891
I do not see you
getting past my shields.
1028
00:49:15,893 --> 00:49:17,959
Pfft. Your shields
will break down.
1029
00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:19,961
Star Fleet's pretty smart
in their work.
1030
00:49:19,963 --> 00:49:22,030
Torpedoes with
16.1 isotone power,
1031
00:49:22,032 --> 00:49:24,499
18 type 7
phase emitters.
1032
00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:26,101
No, the USS "Enterprise"
1033
00:49:26,103 --> 00:49:28,070
trumps the Imperial
Class Star Destroyer
1034
00:49:28,072 --> 00:49:31,072
in any galaxy.
1035
00:49:31,074 --> 00:49:33,108
Oh, and be careful
when you set that CPU.
1036
00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:35,411
That has to be very
precisely placed.
1037
00:49:35,413 --> 00:49:36,744
I got it.
1038
00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:37,748
Okay.
1039
00:49:40,818 --> 00:49:43,918
Lightsaber.
Pretty cool.
1040
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,956
Phaser.
Range beats melee.
1041
00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:50,057
Besides, phasers
fire Nardion particles.
1042
00:49:50,059 --> 00:49:51,793
Even if a lightsaber
could deflect those,
1043
00:49:51,795 --> 00:49:52,994
which it's not
because it's meant
1044
00:49:52,996 --> 00:49:54,595
to deflect pure
energy blaster fire,
1045
00:49:54,597 --> 00:49:56,831
the phaser's continuous
beam capability
1046
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,833
is gonna trump the Jedi's
arm strength any day.
1047
00:49:58,835 --> 00:50:01,737
But they're Jedis.
I think they would be
1048
00:50:01,739 --> 00:50:03,771
slaying red shirts before
their arms got tired.
1049
00:50:03,773 --> 00:50:06,708
Ah, but you forget about the
wide-beam capability of the phaser.
1050
00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,876
I did not forget about the wide-beam
capability of the phaser.
1051
00:50:08,878 --> 00:50:11,713
The Jedi only has to protect
himself, right, or herself.
1052
00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:14,048
Three-foot span of a lightsaber,
that would protect most.
1053
00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:16,017
Plus a wide-beam only lands
on a single, flat plane.
1054
00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:17,920
Everybody knows that.
1055
00:50:17,922 --> 00:50:20,722
Luke, gimme Han,
spells dream team.
1056
00:50:20,724 --> 00:50:22,490
Versus Kirk and Spock,
an infallible leader
1057
00:50:22,492 --> 00:50:24,827
and his exceedingly
logical sidekick? Please.
1058
00:50:24,829 --> 00:50:26,862
You give Han his blaster,
you give Luke his lightsaber...
1059
00:50:26,864 --> 00:50:28,796
Ah, shit!
1060
00:50:28,798 --> 00:50:30,199
What happened?
1061
00:50:30,201 --> 00:50:33,469
I fried a circuit.
It was a custom job.
1062
00:50:33,471 --> 00:50:36,671
It took me two years
to build that thing.
1063
00:50:36,673 --> 00:50:37,673
Okay, so what do we do now?
1064
00:50:37,675 --> 00:50:38,843
Well...
1065
00:50:40,844 --> 00:50:42,112
Let me think.
1066
00:50:44,248 --> 00:50:46,014
The fuel cells
discharge in parallel,
1067
00:50:46,016 --> 00:50:49,985
so I can jumper past
the defective board
1068
00:50:49,987 --> 00:50:52,787
but the loss in power
I won't be able to calculate
1069
00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:55,125
until the rods are
charged and in place.
1070
00:51:01,898 --> 00:51:03,664
Once I get the rods
in place,
1071
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:05,233
I can take
some test readings and see
1072
00:51:05,235 --> 00:51:07,702
what kind of a discharge
we'll be able to achieve.
1073
00:51:07,704 --> 00:51:09,938
So what number are we
looking for here?
1074
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:12,708
Well, theoretically,
something in the neighborhood
1075
00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:17,512
of 500 exa eVs
would be ideal.
1076
00:51:17,514 --> 00:51:21,182
But at a minimum
we need to achieve
1077
00:51:21,184 --> 00:51:24,786
at least a peta eV
to even think about
1078
00:51:24,788 --> 00:51:26,655
opening
the space-time continuum.
1079
00:51:26,657 --> 00:51:28,123
So basically you're
saying the amount of energy
1080
00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:30,559
we generate with this thing
is directly related
1081
00:51:30,561 --> 00:51:33,829
to the amount
of time we can travel, right?
1082
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:35,834
In layman's terms, yes.
1083
00:51:42,172 --> 00:51:44,539
What? What happened?
1084
00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:47,242
463 peta eVs.
1085
00:51:47,244 --> 00:51:48,911
It's quite a power loss,
1086
00:51:48,913 --> 00:51:50,912
but, um...
1087
00:51:50,914 --> 00:51:51,979
I'd still call
this step a success.
1088
00:51:51,981 --> 00:51:55,284
Okay.
1089
00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:57,586
So...
1090
00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:58,987
when are you going
to come clean
1091
00:51:58,989 --> 00:52:02,925
about why you are
really here?
1092
00:52:02,927 --> 00:52:04,892
Why I'm really here.
Does it matter?
1093
00:52:04,894 --> 00:52:07,929
Of course it matters.
1094
00:52:07,931 --> 00:52:10,164
Up until now,
I've been content to allow you
1095
00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:15,003
to help me with my research,
assuming that your true reason
1096
00:52:15,005 --> 00:52:16,338
for being here
would surface eventually,
1097
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:19,974
but as we approach
what is certain to be
1098
00:52:19,976 --> 00:52:22,209
a crossroad
in our experiment,
1099
00:52:22,211 --> 00:52:24,845
your true reason
may be an impediment
1100
00:52:24,847 --> 00:52:27,014
to our continued
partnership.
1101
00:52:27,016 --> 00:52:28,749
How so?
1102
00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:31,320
Now, that depends on
why you're really here.
1103
00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,820
You could be working
for the government
1104
00:52:32,822 --> 00:52:34,889
and you're here
to steal my secrets
1105
00:52:34,891 --> 00:52:37,325
to use them for
your own nefarious purposes.
1106
00:52:37,327 --> 00:52:39,061
You caught me.
1107
00:52:39,063 --> 00:52:40,996
I'm kidding.
I don't work for the government.
1108
00:52:40,998 --> 00:52:42,930
I'm joking.
1109
00:52:42,932 --> 00:52:44,932
I told you,
it's personal.
1110
00:52:44,934 --> 00:52:49,239
Eric, you have to explain
yourself better than that.
1111
00:52:51,342 --> 00:52:52,807
You really wanna know?
1112
00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:55,110
I do.
1113
00:52:55,112 --> 00:52:59,347
Okay.
1114
00:52:59,349 --> 00:53:02,150
I am, uh...
1115
00:53:02,152 --> 00:53:04,086
I'm here about a girl.
1116
00:53:04,088 --> 00:53:08,155
I don't know what it is
you think we're doing here,
1117
00:53:08,157 --> 00:53:10,025
but I assure you
whatever we accomplish
1118
00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,760
will have little
consequence in fixing
1119
00:53:11,762 --> 00:53:13,961
whatever's wrong
with your love life.
1120
00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:16,632
I'm in love.
Okay, I met a girl,
1121
00:53:16,634 --> 00:53:22,637
and I fell in love with her
and she is fantastic,
1122
00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,773
and she inspires me
in ways that I never thought
1123
00:53:24,775 --> 00:53:26,374
I could be inspired.
1124
00:53:26,376 --> 00:53:28,776
Okay, and I need you
to send me back in time
1125
00:53:28,778 --> 00:53:30,945
to a point before
she meets this guy,
1126
00:53:30,947 --> 00:53:32,748
this... this guy
she's with now
1127
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,016
who she thinks
she's in love with.
1128
00:53:34,018 --> 00:53:35,784
I can't send
you back in time.
1129
00:53:35,786 --> 00:53:38,387
First of all,
I think you fail to understand
1130
00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:40,889
the ramifications
of such an action,
1131
00:53:40,891 --> 00:53:43,891
and second,
there's no indication
1132
00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:45,193
this device will even work.
1133
00:53:45,195 --> 00:53:46,994
Well, you said
that this was possible.
1134
00:53:46,996 --> 00:53:48,362
In theory.
1135
00:53:48,364 --> 00:53:50,831
There's no way to
test it or prove it.
1136
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,300
That's how you
test it, right?
1137
00:53:52,302 --> 00:53:53,834
That's how you prove it.
You send me back.
1138
00:53:53,836 --> 00:53:55,170
That's the test.
1139
00:53:55,172 --> 00:53:56,972
Eric, I'm not
experimenting on you.
1140
00:53:56,974 --> 00:53:58,773
There's no way of
knowing what will happen
1141
00:53:58,775 --> 00:54:00,141
to someone once
they leave my garage.
1142
00:54:00,143 --> 00:54:02,344
Their molecules could be
scattered to the cosmos.
1143
00:54:02,346 --> 00:54:04,845
You haven't even
thought through
1144
00:54:04,847 --> 00:54:06,782
the situation
you would be in
1145
00:54:06,784 --> 00:54:08,749
if and when I could
send you back.
1146
00:54:08,751 --> 00:54:10,418
You know,
I'd figure it out.
1147
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:12,054
See, that's what I mean.
1148
00:54:12,056 --> 00:54:14,222
You have no idea what
you'd be going back to.
1149
00:54:14,224 --> 00:54:16,858
You wouldn't exist.
I mean, yes,
1150
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:18,092
the you from
that timeline would exist
1151
00:54:18,094 --> 00:54:20,429
but you, Eric,
you would have no money,
1152
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,930
no job,
no identity.
1153
00:54:22,932 --> 00:54:24,331
For all intents and purposes,
1154
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:27,235
you'd struggle to survive.
1155
00:54:27,237 --> 00:54:29,070
And even if I could
send you back,
1156
00:54:29,072 --> 00:54:30,871
I wouldn't do
it for a reason
1157
00:54:30,873 --> 00:54:33,340
so trite and juvenile
as lost love.
1158
00:54:33,342 --> 00:54:35,376
Trite and juvenile? You know what?
Let me tell you something.
1159
00:54:35,378 --> 00:54:36,945
If you've ever been
in love in your life,
1160
00:54:36,947 --> 00:54:38,713
you'd know what I
was talking about.
1161
00:54:38,715 --> 00:54:41,048
Don't you stand there
and try to pass judgment on me.
1162
00:54:41,050 --> 00:54:43,387
You know nothing about me.
1163
00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:51,358
I'm sorry, Eric.
I'm sorry.
1164
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,396
Look...
1165
00:54:54,398 --> 00:54:56,331
you've been
great on the build.
1166
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:58,099
You have been.
I'm eternally grateful.
1167
00:54:58,101 --> 00:54:59,834
Yeah, great. You know how
you pay me back?
1168
00:54:59,836 --> 00:55:02,806
You send me back.
That's how you pay me back!
1169
00:55:04,373 --> 00:55:07,275
That's the only
fucking reason I'm here!
1170
00:55:07,277 --> 00:55:08,909
I can't send you back.
1171
00:55:08,911 --> 00:55:11,146
Look... these equations,
they're still unsolved.
1172
00:55:11,148 --> 00:55:14,849
So unless you
can solve them...
1173
00:55:14,851 --> 00:55:16,150
I'm sorry.
1174
00:55:16,152 --> 00:55:17,952
Time travel
just isn't possible.
1175
00:55:17,954 --> 00:55:19,887
Yeah, you know what?
Fuck it, let's just give up.
1176
00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:21,757
We keep trying.
That's what we do.
1177
00:55:21,759 --> 00:55:22,958
That's what we've been doing.
We don't give up.
1178
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,959
We keep fucking trying!
1179
00:55:24,961 --> 00:55:27,297
Time travel is not possible.
1180
00:55:31,201 --> 00:55:33,471
So that's it, right?
That's, uh...
1181
00:55:37,141 --> 00:55:38,773
This whole thing
has been futile, right?
1182
00:55:38,775 --> 00:55:41,543
It's a...
it's a charade?
1183
00:55:41,545 --> 00:55:44,845
It's not possible?
It's for nothing?
1184
00:55:44,847 --> 00:55:46,481
No, it wasn't for nothing.
1185
00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:49,083
We've made great strides
in proving my theories,
1186
00:55:49,085 --> 00:55:51,353
strides that will be
hugely beneficial
1187
00:55:51,355 --> 00:55:53,822
to mankind in the future.
1188
00:55:53,824 --> 00:55:55,791
Where are you going?
1189
00:55:55,793 --> 00:55:57,161
You know what? It looks
like I'm going nowhere.
1190
00:56:01,164 --> 00:56:03,030
I actually envy you.
1191
00:56:03,032 --> 00:56:05,266
You envy the guy that...
guy that's in love
1192
00:56:05,268 --> 00:56:08,170
with the girl
he can't have?
1193
00:56:08,172 --> 00:56:08,972
No.
1194
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,240
I envy the guy
who knows what he wants
1195
00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:16,344
and isn't afraid
to go after it.
1196
00:56:16,346 --> 00:56:18,313
Even if going after it
looks like
1197
00:56:18,315 --> 00:56:21,018
it's gonna result
in a fiery crash?
1198
00:56:24,121 --> 00:56:28,055
No, I think
we should all be so lucky
1199
00:56:28,057 --> 00:56:33,561
to experience a crash
like that, you know?
1200
00:56:33,563 --> 00:56:35,132
I mean, at least
once in our lives.
1201
00:56:38,268 --> 00:56:39,436
I suppose.
1202
00:56:42,438 --> 00:56:44,472
But I like
to land safe and sound.
1203
00:56:44,474 --> 00:56:47,845
I think it's
a way better plan.
1204
00:56:49,413 --> 00:56:52,847
Safe and sound, huh?
1205
00:56:52,849 --> 00:56:55,016
Let me tell you
something about that.
1206
00:56:55,018 --> 00:56:57,985
When I was in school,
everyone thought I was
1207
00:56:57,987 --> 00:57:03,358
the wild and
crazy one, you know?
1208
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,360
Had to be the first
to do everything.
1209
00:57:06,362 --> 00:57:12,032
Truth is...
I was hiding.
1210
00:57:12,034 --> 00:57:14,501
I always played it safe.
1211
00:57:14,503 --> 00:57:17,072
And look where that got me.
1212
00:57:17,074 --> 00:57:20,411
I am bartending in
the middle of fucking nowhere.
1213
00:57:23,045 --> 00:57:24,246
So why don't you
get the hell out of here,
1214
00:57:24,248 --> 00:57:27,385
you know,
go do something else?
1215
00:57:29,018 --> 00:57:31,318
Right.
Well, it's not that easy.
1216
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,188
Um, I have
responsibilities.
1217
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:35,557
You know,
I'm not a kid anymore.
1218
00:57:35,559 --> 00:57:38,325
I can't sit
in my room and dream.
1219
00:57:38,327 --> 00:57:41,195
I gotta make shit work.
1220
00:57:41,197 --> 00:57:45,032
I've got debt
I've gotta pay off.
1221
00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:47,469
I've got $40 grand
in student loans
1222
00:57:47,471 --> 00:57:52,440
because I was so set
on getting a degree...
1223
00:57:52,442 --> 00:57:58,213
that did me a lot
of good. Didn't it?
1224
00:57:58,215 --> 00:58:00,617
Degrees are a funny thing.
1225
00:58:02,318 --> 00:58:04,385
Everyone's got
responsibilities, you know?
1226
00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:07,891
It's never too late
to dream, is it?
1227
00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:13,063
Sometimes it's too late
to make those dreams a reality.
1228
00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:17,097
It just is.
1229
00:58:17,099 --> 00:58:18,967
What if you could
go back in time, right,
1230
00:58:18,969 --> 00:58:20,568
and change something.
1231
00:58:20,570 --> 00:58:22,970
You can change
anything you want.
1232
00:58:22,972 --> 00:58:25,106
What would it be?
1233
00:58:25,108 --> 00:58:26,307
Wow.
1234
00:58:26,309 --> 00:58:27,510
Um...
1235
00:58:30,213 --> 00:58:34,048
I would do something
that scared the shit out of me.
1236
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,016
I would.
1237
00:58:36,018 --> 00:58:39,554
I'd go on an adventure.
1238
00:58:39,556 --> 00:58:42,326
I would get
the hell out of here and...
1239
00:58:44,293 --> 00:58:49,697
I don't know
if I'd come back.
1240
00:58:49,699 --> 00:58:52,266
Okay.
All right.
1241
00:58:52,268 --> 00:58:55,336
An adventure.
I like that.
1242
00:58:55,338 --> 00:58:56,340
Yeah.
1243
00:58:59,275 --> 00:59:03,077
Where to?
1244
00:59:03,079 --> 00:59:04,311
Alaska.
1245
00:59:04,313 --> 00:59:07,315
I've never been to Alaska.
1246
00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:08,717
Me neither.
1247
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,220
But I hear
the northern lights
1248
00:59:12,222 --> 00:59:16,191
are absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.
1249
00:59:16,193 --> 00:59:18,360
And then I don't know.
1250
00:59:18,362 --> 00:59:21,396
I would just see
where the universe took me.
1251
00:59:21,398 --> 00:59:24,532
I would just...
1252
00:59:24,534 --> 00:59:26,237
I'd be free.
1253
00:59:28,672 --> 00:59:30,141
Hmm.
1254
00:59:33,143 --> 00:59:36,644
You know,
it's a shame...
1255
00:59:36,646 --> 00:59:43,017
by the time we figure out
what we really want...
1256
00:59:43,019 --> 00:59:44,387
most of the time
it's too late.
1257
00:59:47,690 --> 00:59:49,693
Opportunity's lost.
1258
00:59:51,728 --> 00:59:53,630
Hadn't thought of it that way.
You're right.
1259
00:59:59,302 --> 01:00:00,735
Good luck with that girl.
1260
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,135
I think I got it.
1261
01:01:40,137 --> 01:01:41,668
All right, I've reworked
the Rosen bridge theory
1262
01:01:41,670 --> 01:01:44,139
with re-evaluated properties
based on Schwartzschild.
1263
01:01:44,141 --> 01:01:45,572
We know that
"c-squared" is broken.
1264
01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,807
No, no, that's
Schwartzschild's theory.
1265
01:01:46,809 --> 01:01:48,443
Mitchell fixed those problems.
1266
01:01:48,445 --> 01:01:49,776
But Schwarzschild
achieved the proper values,
1267
01:01:49,778 --> 01:01:51,246
so his equation helps us.
1268
01:01:51,248 --> 01:01:53,213
Look, we know
that the speed of light
1269
01:01:53,215 --> 01:01:55,617
is inconsistent,
which means both sides
1270
01:01:55,619 --> 01:01:57,418
of the equation
are inconsistent.
1271
01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:58,853
All right,
the common factor is r.
1272
01:01:58,855 --> 01:02:01,655
Thus, 2GM equals
inconsistent.
1273
01:02:01,657 --> 01:02:03,224
G and M are
subject to c-squared
1274
01:02:03,226 --> 01:02:04,758
and r based on
irrational polymers.
1275
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,565
"i" exists!
And it solves everything.
1276
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,802
She means that much to you?
1277
01:02:14,271 --> 01:02:16,804
She does.
1278
01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:18,773
Okay, if you
are going to do this,
1279
01:02:18,775 --> 01:02:20,474
it has to be soon.
1280
01:02:20,476 --> 01:02:21,876
The rods are decaying
at a much more rapid pace
1281
01:02:21,878 --> 01:02:23,510
than I had
initially calculated.
1282
01:02:23,512 --> 01:02:25,546
According to my estimates,
we should be able to
1283
01:02:25,548 --> 01:02:28,615
generate a discharge
of 16.7 peta eVs.
1284
01:02:28,617 --> 01:02:30,784
Now this is not
what I was hoping for,
1285
01:02:30,786 --> 01:02:33,287
but it should be sufficient
to allow us to connect
1286
01:02:33,289 --> 01:02:36,456
any two moments
in the past five years.
1287
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:37,791
According
to my calculations,
1288
01:02:37,793 --> 01:02:40,461
you will arrive
in your new reality at 5:00 am,
1289
01:02:40,463 --> 01:02:42,429
November 21st, 2008,
1290
01:02:42,431 --> 01:02:44,831
plus or minus five minutes.
1291
01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,767
How's that for irony?
1292
01:02:46,769 --> 01:02:48,735
Even with a time machine.
1293
01:02:48,737 --> 01:02:52,440
I've prepared a survival
kit of sorts for you.
1294
01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:53,740
This should allow you to get
1295
01:02:53,742 --> 01:02:54,976
to where you need to go.
1296
01:02:54,978 --> 01:02:56,510
What's this?
1297
01:02:56,512 --> 01:02:58,979
It's a little bit
of pre-2008 cash,
1298
01:02:58,981 --> 01:03:01,481
my old cell phone,
and the keys to my truck.
1299
01:03:01,483 --> 01:03:03,885
That should allow you
to get to Los Angeles,
1300
01:03:03,887 --> 01:03:06,420
but remember,
once you land in 2008,
1301
01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:07,755
you're gonna
have to figure out
1302
01:03:07,757 --> 01:03:10,226
your long-term survival plan.
1303
01:03:12,929 --> 01:03:15,262
Thank you.
1304
01:03:15,264 --> 01:03:16,731
I don't even know if
the cell phone's gonna work.
1305
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:17,999
The electrical
interference from the rift
1306
01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:19,300
in the space-time continuum
1307
01:03:19,302 --> 01:03:20,668
will likely fry
the circuits,
1308
01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:23,704
but let's go ahead
and take it anyway.
1309
01:03:23,706 --> 01:03:26,874
I'd like to ask you
a small favor in return.
1310
01:03:26,876 --> 01:03:28,876
Yeah, of course,
anything.
1311
01:03:28,878 --> 01:03:30,744
What do you need?
1312
01:03:30,746 --> 01:03:34,715
The day you arrive
is coincidentally
1313
01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:37,418
the same day
as my lab accident.
1314
01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:39,019
Irony all around.
1315
01:03:39,021 --> 01:03:41,688
Why didn't that make
national news, by the way?
1316
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,490
It did,
but the opening
1317
01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:46,894
of some teen romance
vampire movie
1318
01:03:46,896 --> 01:03:48,829
stole the headlines
that day.
1319
01:03:48,831 --> 01:03:52,700
Anyway, I need you
to get this to me
1320
01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:55,036
by 7:30 PM.
That's important.
1321
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:57,405
That should prevent me
from blowing up the lab
1322
01:03:57,407 --> 01:03:59,574
in that timeframe and
it's a six hour drive
1323
01:03:59,576 --> 01:04:03,378
to Los Angeles, so you should
have plenty of time.
1324
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,445
Well...
1325
01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:06,546
we should get going.
1326
01:04:06,548 --> 01:04:08,552
Are you ready?
1327
01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:15,023
Sure.
1328
01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:17,758
Eric, you must be
absolutely certain.
1329
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,829
There's no coming
back from this.
1330
01:04:21,931 --> 01:04:23,367
Yeah, I know.
1331
01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:27,834
I know.
I'm sure, yes.
1332
01:04:27,836 --> 01:04:30,438
Okay.
1333
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,773
Let's do it.
1334
01:04:31,775 --> 01:04:33,840
A historic moment.
1335
01:04:33,842 --> 01:04:35,742
For sure.
1336
01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:38,915
The first trip ever
through time.
1337
01:04:41,751 --> 01:04:44,751
You know,
it's comforting to know
1338
01:04:44,753 --> 01:04:48,990
that while me
in my current form
1339
01:04:48,992 --> 01:04:52,025
will not feel the effects,
1340
01:04:52,027 --> 01:04:53,494
there will be a copy of me
1341
01:04:53,496 --> 01:04:55,798
in another reality
who will...
1342
01:04:58,534 --> 01:05:01,802
now have the opportunity
for a better life.
1343
01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:17,751
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.
1344
01:05:17,753 --> 01:05:18,920
I'm sorry.
1345
01:05:18,922 --> 01:05:21,923
Oh, Eric,
don't be sorry.
1346
01:05:21,925 --> 01:05:25,959
You gave me a second chance
to feel alive again,
1347
01:05:25,961 --> 01:05:30,798
and for that...
1348
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,803
you deserve your chance.
1349
01:05:35,938 --> 01:05:39,941
I don't even know
what to say to you.
1350
01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:41,575
There's nothing to say.
Get up there.
1351
01:05:41,577 --> 01:05:43,411
Get up there.
1352
01:05:43,413 --> 01:05:45,815
Come here.
Come here.
1353
01:05:47,717 --> 01:05:49,516
Oh, thank you.
1354
01:05:49,518 --> 01:05:50,987
You're welcome.
1355
01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:53,924
Go get her.
1356
01:06:08,070 --> 01:06:09,970
May the Force be with you.
1357
01:06:35,798 --> 01:06:38,766
Aah!
1358
01:07:17,139 --> 01:07:20,777
Okay, this is a "starter"?
1359
01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:39,025
All right,
all right, all right.
1360
01:07:43,867 --> 01:07:45,932
Here we go.
1361
01:07:45,934 --> 01:07:48,168
Come on, come on, baby.
Come on.
1362
01:08:07,123 --> 01:08:10,157
All right, all right,
what do you want from me?
1363
01:08:12,728 --> 01:08:13,728
Fuck!
1364
01:08:13,730 --> 01:08:15,262
Come on,
goddammit.
1365
01:08:15,264 --> 01:08:16,466
Shit!
1366
01:08:27,810 --> 01:08:31,912
All right, the hard way.
1367
01:09:33,909 --> 01:09:36,242
Hey!
1368
01:09:36,244 --> 01:09:37,247
Ally.
1369
01:09:44,119 --> 01:09:46,086
Do I know you?
1370
01:09:46,088 --> 01:09:49,723
Uh, no, not yet.
1371
01:09:49,725 --> 01:09:55,028
Um, you're Ally, right?
1372
01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:57,764
Yeah.
Yeah.
1373
01:09:57,766 --> 01:10:00,800
Well, I'm the only Ally
within the next ten miles.
1374
01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:02,803
There was this other girl
who was calling herself that,
1375
01:10:02,805 --> 01:10:05,238
but she changed it to "Ash"
'cause her name is...
1376
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,243
Ashley?
1377
01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:10,811
Right.
1378
01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:13,781
Okay, so, you know my name,
1379
01:10:13,783 --> 01:10:16,150
which is weird.
1380
01:10:16,152 --> 01:10:20,888
So, care to get on
even ground with me?
1381
01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:23,089
Yeah, uh, right.
Sorry.
1382
01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:25,692
Eric. Eric.
Good to meet you.
1383
01:10:25,694 --> 01:10:28,862
- Ally.
- Yeah, I know.
1384
01:10:28,864 --> 01:10:32,098
So, Eric,
1385
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:33,800
What, uh,
1386
01:10:33,802 --> 01:10:38,238
what brings you to this
fine establishment today?
1387
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,942
Um, I actually... my... my
truck broke down up the road,
1388
01:10:41,944 --> 01:10:43,177
so I'm sort of stranded.
1389
01:10:43,179 --> 01:10:44,945
- Oh, yeah?
- Stranded here, yeah.
1390
01:10:44,947 --> 01:10:46,813
- That's a bummer.
- Right.
1391
01:10:46,815 --> 01:10:49,849
Well, you want me to
call you a tow truck?
1392
01:10:49,851 --> 01:10:53,120
No, no, no.
Actually, can I borrow a phone?
1393
01:10:53,122 --> 01:10:56,156
- Well, yeah.
- Yeah?
1394
01:10:56,158 --> 01:10:57,758
Yeah,
I got one right here.
1395
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,192
Okay, thanks.
1396
01:10:59,194 --> 01:11:01,861
Just gonna make a quick
phone call to a friend.
1397
01:11:01,863 --> 01:11:03,666
Be quick,
it's pre-pay.
1398
01:11:05,835 --> 01:11:06,837
Thank you.
1399
01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:31,726
Hello?
1400
01:11:31,728 --> 01:11:32,759
Kal, hey, listen.
It's Eric.
1401
01:11:32,761 --> 01:11:34,061
Oh, hey, what's up, Eric?
1402
01:11:34,063 --> 01:11:35,929
Listen, I need you
to come pick me up.
1403
01:11:35,931 --> 01:11:37,430
I'm in Arizona right now,
just stop doing
1404
01:11:37,432 --> 01:11:39,433
whatever you're doing
and come get me.
1405
01:11:39,435 --> 01:11:41,102
If you woke me up
this early for a joke
1406
01:11:41,104 --> 01:11:42,335
I'm going
back to bed.
1407
01:11:42,337 --> 01:11:44,037
No, I'm not joking.
Listen,
1408
01:11:44,039 --> 01:11:45,473
I'm in Northern Arizona,
I need you to come get me
1409
01:11:45,475 --> 01:11:46,906
and it's an
emergency.
1410
01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:48,409
Just hurry up,
will you?
1411
01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:50,177
Tell me where
you are.
1412
01:11:50,179 --> 01:11:55,918
It's 11742 Hickory Way
in Grand River, Arizona.
1413
01:11:58,287 --> 01:12:00,057
All right.
1414
01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:04,391
You... are
a lifesaver.
1415
01:12:04,393 --> 01:12:09,028
Thank you.
I've been told that before.
1416
01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:13,467
You know, I, uh,
it's the weirdest thing.
1417
01:12:13,469 --> 01:12:16,937
I've been in town
for a couple of hours
1418
01:12:16,939 --> 01:12:17,972
and I got nothing
but headaches.
1419
01:12:17,974 --> 01:12:20,374
That'll be 1.02.
1420
01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:24,277
Oh, yeah?
The town's really not that bad
1421
01:12:24,279 --> 01:12:26,147
if you give
it a chance.
1422
01:12:26,149 --> 01:12:29,150
I'm not sure it's the town
as much as it is the year.
1423
01:12:29,152 --> 01:12:30,785
What?
1424
01:12:30,787 --> 01:12:33,920
Uh, I'm probably
just dehydrated.
1425
01:12:33,922 --> 01:12:36,456
Oh, yeah,
that happens.
1426
01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:39,058
Fluid's in me.
You got a map, by chance,
1427
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:41,128
of Arizona I could
take a peek at?
1428
01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:42,332
Sure.
1429
01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:47,034
Yeah, here you go.
1430
01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:48,369
Thank you.
1431
01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:51,371
Can I have it?
Thank you.
1432
01:12:51,373 --> 01:12:52,540
You're welcome.
1433
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,745
So you like working here,
or what?
1434
01:12:57,145 --> 01:12:58,879
It's okay.
1435
01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:01,415
You know,
it pays the bills.
1436
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:05,919
I'm working here to pay
my way through college.
1437
01:13:05,921 --> 01:13:09,255
Well, it's either that or
be a stripper, so...
1438
01:13:09,257 --> 01:13:10,825
I'm kidding.
1439
01:13:10,827 --> 01:13:13,027
This town doesn't
even have a strip club.
1440
01:13:13,029 --> 01:13:16,496
You ever... you ever think about
getting out of here?
1441
01:13:16,498 --> 01:13:19,333
So I can be
a stripper?
1442
01:13:19,335 --> 01:13:22,969
No. No, I wasn't
thinking about that.
1443
01:13:22,971 --> 01:13:24,437
I mean, you know,
get out of here,
1444
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:26,607
do something
more adventurous.
1445
01:13:26,609 --> 01:13:31,445
Yeah.
Sometimes, right?
1446
01:13:31,447 --> 01:13:33,513
Well, don't wait
too long, okay?
1447
01:13:33,515 --> 01:13:37,151
You might... you might miss
your window.
1448
01:13:37,153 --> 01:13:38,919
Gee, thanks.
1449
01:13:38,921 --> 01:13:43,223
That's sage advice
from a total weirdo.
1450
01:13:43,225 --> 01:13:45,058
You think I'm a
total weirdo?
1451
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,293
Yeah.
1452
01:13:46,295 --> 01:13:47,928
I mean, like,
in a good way.
1453
01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:49,530
You're like, um...
1454
01:13:49,532 --> 01:13:51,534
like Thomas Jerome Newton.
1455
01:13:54,069 --> 01:13:58,606
You know, "The Man
Who Fell to Earth"?
1456
01:13:58,608 --> 01:14:03,043
David Bowie?
1976.
1457
01:14:03,045 --> 01:14:04,311
You need to watch
more movies, man.
1458
01:14:04,313 --> 01:14:06,146
I will make sure
I put that one
1459
01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,580
on my
instant queue.
1460
01:14:07,582 --> 01:14:09,183
Your instant what?
1461
01:14:09,185 --> 01:14:11,518
Never mind.
1462
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,053
Weirdo.
1463
01:14:16,024 --> 01:14:17,458
Hey, baby.
How much?
1464
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:18,592
Kal! What's up?
1465
01:14:18,594 --> 01:14:22,495
Hey, man! Ahh!
1466
01:14:22,497 --> 01:14:24,365
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1467
01:14:24,367 --> 01:14:25,566
There's something
different about you.
1468
01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:26,933
Uh, maybe I
look a little older.
1469
01:14:26,935 --> 01:14:28,669
Yeah, maybe.
1470
01:14:28,671 --> 01:14:31,037
So what are you
doing in Arizona, dude?
1471
01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:32,373
Long story, you wouldn't
believe me if I told you.
1472
01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,008
How long did it take
you to get here anyway?
1473
01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:35,375
I left at like
quarter to eight so...
1474
01:14:35,377 --> 01:14:36,910
I don't know,
five and a half hours?
1475
01:14:36,912 --> 01:14:38,044
Five and a half? All right.
We gotta go.
1476
01:14:38,046 --> 01:14:39,281
I'll explain in the car,
come on.
1477
01:14:49,992 --> 01:14:52,092
So, let me get
this straight.
1478
01:14:52,094 --> 01:14:55,028
You traveled back in
time so you are you,
1479
01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:56,562
but you're not
really you.
1480
01:14:56,564 --> 01:14:58,331
Sort of. I mean,
Yes and no.
1481
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:01,634
I am me, I'm just not
the me from this time.
1482
01:15:01,636 --> 01:15:03,303
Well, isn't that
what I just said?
1483
01:15:03,305 --> 01:15:04,537
What? Are we playing
"Who's on First" here?
1484
01:15:04,539 --> 01:15:06,040
- Come on.
- It's complicated.
1485
01:15:06,042 --> 01:15:07,407
No, no, I get it.
I understand that part,
1486
01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:11,111
what I don't
understand is... why?
1487
01:15:11,113 --> 01:15:12,713
Honestly?
1488
01:15:12,715 --> 01:15:15,081
No, dishonestly. Look,
I want you to tell me
1489
01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,549
that you came back
for Katy Perry
1490
01:15:16,551 --> 01:15:17,550
'cause you found out
she was lying about it
1491
01:15:17,552 --> 01:15:18,952
when she
kissed that girl
1492
01:15:18,954 --> 01:15:20,955
so it shattered
your reality so bad
1493
01:15:20,957 --> 01:15:22,589
that you had to come
back to a simpler time.
1494
01:15:22,591 --> 01:15:25,291
Yes, honestly! What kind
of question is that?
1495
01:15:25,293 --> 01:15:26,593
I'm in love.
1496
01:15:26,595 --> 01:15:28,963
With Katy Perry?
Or the girl she kissed?
1497
01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:31,231
No, neither,
it's a different girl.
1498
01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:32,366
It's a completely
different girl.
1499
01:15:32,368 --> 01:15:34,233
It's not
Katy Perry,
1500
01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:36,003
it's a different
girl entirely.
1501
01:15:36,005 --> 01:15:38,237
Oh, man, did she
die or something?
1502
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:41,075
No, no, she's just,
uh, you know...
1503
01:15:41,077 --> 01:15:42,442
she's unavailable.
1504
01:15:42,444 --> 01:15:44,678
Unavailable?
What the hell does that mean?
1505
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,382
Wow, is she in prison?
Yeah!
1506
01:15:48,384 --> 01:15:50,217
No, she's not
in prison.
1507
01:15:50,219 --> 01:15:53,086
She's, uh, engaged.
1508
01:15:53,088 --> 01:15:56,357
Whoa. Uh-oh.
That's not good.
1509
01:15:56,359 --> 01:15:58,258
What do you mean?
1510
01:15:58,260 --> 01:15:59,628
What if she says no?
1511
01:16:02,264 --> 01:16:04,430
No, she can't...
she's not gonna say no,
1512
01:16:04,432 --> 01:16:06,200
okay?
Just we clicked,
1513
01:16:06,202 --> 01:16:09,169
we got a thing,
she's not gonna say no.
1514
01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:11,237
So in five
years you click,
1515
01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:13,173
but you have no idea
who this girl is now.
1516
01:16:13,175 --> 01:16:15,275
What if you don't even
dig the younger her?
1517
01:16:15,277 --> 01:16:18,012
I know who she becomes
and I dig that, so...
1518
01:16:18,014 --> 01:16:19,245
Yeah, but if she
meets you now
1519
01:16:19,247 --> 01:16:21,415
she may never
even become that person.
1520
01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:23,083
Why are you being such a Debbie
Downer, man? It's gonna work out.
1521
01:16:23,085 --> 01:16:25,218
Look, I invented time travel
for this girl, okay?
1522
01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:26,586
- It's just reality.
- I traveled through time for this girl.
1523
01:16:26,588 --> 01:16:28,121
It's going to work.
1524
01:16:28,123 --> 01:16:29,690
She's not gonna
say no, it's fine.
1525
01:16:29,692 --> 01:16:31,627
Okay.
1526
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:37,498
So, where exactly am
I dropping you off?
1527
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,032
South Hills Mall.
1528
01:16:39,034 --> 01:16:41,402
But I need you to
take me to CCS first.
1529
01:16:41,404 --> 01:16:44,103
CCS... are
you crazy?
1530
01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:45,705
That's all the way
over on the West Side.
1531
01:16:45,707 --> 01:16:48,041
It'll take us at least
an hour to get there.
1532
01:16:48,043 --> 01:16:49,509
We're not going to be
back to South Hills Mall
1533
01:16:49,511 --> 01:16:51,178
by 6:45.
1534
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:54,113
Fuck.
All right, uh,
1535
01:16:54,115 --> 01:16:55,516
let me borrow your phone.
You got a phone?
1536
01:16:55,518 --> 01:16:57,651
Yeah, yeah,
it's right here.
1537
01:16:57,653 --> 01:16:59,585
What is this? You got
internet on this thing?
1538
01:16:59,587 --> 01:17:02,688
No, it's not a computer.
Crazy.
1539
01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:05,692
Internet on
a phone...
1540
01:17:05,694 --> 01:17:08,161
Hi, yeah, I need you to
give me the number
1541
01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:11,065
for the California
College of Science.
1542
01:17:11,067 --> 01:17:12,732
Yeah, that's
the one.
1543
01:17:12,734 --> 01:17:14,601
You got a pen?
1544
01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:17,673
Yup. What is it?
1545
01:17:19,074 --> 01:17:20,676
49, All right,
thank you very much.
1546
01:17:30,719 --> 01:17:34,088
Hi, yeah, I need to speak
to a Dr. Joseph Goyer.
1547
01:17:34,090 --> 01:17:36,723
He's in your...
Yes, that's exactly right.
1548
01:17:36,725 --> 01:17:40,527
That Joseph Goyer, please.
1549
01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:43,464
No, I understand.
Listen, it's very important.
1550
01:17:43,466 --> 01:17:45,665
Right, no I heard
you the first time.
1551
01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:46,834
Listen, hmm...
1552
01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,468
just get him on
the phone, please.
1553
01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:50,803
Just get him...
1554
01:17:50,805 --> 01:17:53,773
The heck?
She hung up on me.
1555
01:17:53,775 --> 01:17:54,741
Dude, you gotta talk her up, man.
Try to sound sexy.
1556
01:17:54,743 --> 01:17:57,143
- I'm calling her back.
- Let me talk to her.
1557
01:17:57,145 --> 01:17:58,347
No, no, no, I'm not gonna
let you talk to her.
1558
01:18:01,484 --> 01:18:04,418
Hi, yeah, you know what? I think
we just got disconnected.
1559
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,786
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph Goyer.
1560
01:18:06,788 --> 01:18:08,222
Hello?
1561
01:18:08,224 --> 01:18:09,589
Fuck! This bitch
hung up on me.
1562
01:18:09,591 --> 01:18:11,126
Goddammit.
1563
01:18:12,127 --> 01:18:15,696
How rude.
1564
01:18:15,698 --> 01:18:18,334
So where am I taking you?
CCS or the mall?
1565
01:18:20,735 --> 01:18:22,535
How far to
the mall?
1566
01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:23,870
From here,
like, 20 minutes.
1567
01:18:23,872 --> 01:18:27,540
Give or take.
1568
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,311
Fuck! Yeah, we gotta
go to the mall.
1569
01:18:33,349 --> 01:18:35,284
- Right here?
- Yeah, this is good. Thanks, buddy.
1570
01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:44,157
- Hey, let me ask you something.
- Yeah?
1571
01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:46,793
What am I like
in the future?
1572
01:18:46,795 --> 01:18:48,794
Pretty much
the same guy.
1573
01:18:48,796 --> 01:18:50,330
- Still awesome?
- Yeah.
1574
01:18:50,332 --> 01:18:51,898
- Score! Ha-ha!
- Yeah.
1575
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:55,501
Oh, you do come out
of the closet, though.
1576
01:18:55,503 --> 01:18:57,437
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
1577
01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:59,606
Hey!
What? I'm not...
1578
01:18:59,608 --> 01:19:02,375
wait, what are you
saying, I'm gay?
1579
01:19:02,377 --> 01:19:04,745
Are you fucking
with me?
1580
01:19:04,747 --> 01:19:06,479
He's just
fucking with me, right?
1581
01:19:06,481 --> 01:19:08,382
I'm not gay, am I?
1582
01:19:08,384 --> 01:19:11,218
No. If I was I'd totally
know it by now.
1583
01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:12,952
Yeah, he's just
fucking with me.
1584
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:14,420
Wait, is he?
1585
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,589
Hey.
1586
01:19:48,591 --> 01:19:50,426
Um...
1587
01:19:52,761 --> 01:19:55,661
listen, this is
going to sound, um,
1588
01:19:55,663 --> 01:19:56,830
borderline insane.
1589
01:19:56,832 --> 01:19:58,665
Um...
1590
01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,601
I've got these two tickets
to the new "Twilight" film.
1591
01:20:00,603 --> 01:20:02,302
I was going to
take my little sister
1592
01:20:02,304 --> 01:20:04,338
and she got sick,
so now I'm stuck with
1593
01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:07,907
these two tickets to
"Twilight" and, um,
1594
01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:09,809
anyway, I was wondering
would you, uh,
1595
01:20:09,811 --> 01:20:11,344
would you want to go with me?
This "Twilight"?
1596
01:20:11,346 --> 01:20:14,647
You were
right, that is insane
1597
01:20:14,649 --> 01:20:16,415
because that movie
looks like total garbage.
1598
01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:17,884
Sorry.
1599
01:20:17,886 --> 01:20:20,586
Yeah, well, you know what?
It is? It's trash.
1600
01:20:20,588 --> 01:20:23,322
Um, but I've
got the tickets
1601
01:20:23,324 --> 01:20:26,492
and I thought why
let 'em go to waste?
1602
01:20:26,494 --> 01:20:28,728
Oh, actually I think
you can just cash 'em in
1603
01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:30,363
as long as the movie
hasn't started yet.
1604
01:20:30,365 --> 01:20:32,465
No.
Is that true?
1605
01:20:32,467 --> 01:20:34,601
- Yeah.
- You're kidding me.
1606
01:20:34,603 --> 01:20:38,004
That's horrible.
Horrible news.
1607
01:20:38,006 --> 01:20:41,375
Um, I'm gonna
level with you.
1608
01:20:41,377 --> 01:20:44,277
I don't have
tickets to "Twilight."
1609
01:20:44,279 --> 01:20:46,679
I was walking, I looked
up and I saw your face
1610
01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:51,285
and I thought, "that girl is stunning
and I've gotta go ask her out,"
1611
01:20:51,287 --> 01:20:53,019
and the first thing that
came out of my mouth
1612
01:20:53,021 --> 01:20:56,723
was that stupid "Twilight"
line and I am sorry.
1613
01:20:56,725 --> 01:20:58,825
Wow.
1614
01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:02,062
You know, I think that might be the
worst pick-up line I've ever heard.
1615
01:21:02,064 --> 01:21:05,766
I don't think that would
ever work on anyone.
1616
01:21:05,768 --> 01:21:07,067
Really?
1617
01:21:07,069 --> 01:21:10,937
At least not in
this universe.
1618
01:21:10,939 --> 01:21:12,505
Let me see the
kaleidoscope.
1619
01:21:12,507 --> 01:21:14,441
You know, next time
you might just want to
1620
01:21:14,443 --> 01:21:16,343
go with the
traditional route of
1621
01:21:16,345 --> 01:21:18,512
"do you want to grab
a cup of coffee?"
1622
01:21:18,514 --> 01:21:20,449
No, it's mine!
1623
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,418
Let go!
1624
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:27,724
Look what you did.
You broke it!
1625
01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:31,791
You know what?
Thank you.
1626
01:21:31,793 --> 01:21:33,326
For what?
1627
01:21:33,328 --> 01:21:35,394
For inspiring me to
do something great.
1628
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,597
Thank you.
1629
01:21:45,474 --> 01:21:47,107
How fast can you
get me to CCS?
1630
01:21:47,109 --> 01:21:49,041
I'm Kal...
get in.
1631
01:21:56,885 --> 01:21:58,418
- Punch it!
- Whoo!
1632
01:22:00,521 --> 01:22:02,656
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me!
1633
01:22:02,658 --> 01:22:04,458
Hey, authorized personnel
only beyond this point, sir.
1634
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:05,959
You gotta be kidding me,
you again?
1635
01:22:05,961 --> 01:22:07,561
I'm sorry, have we met before?
I don't recall.
1636
01:22:07,563 --> 01:22:09,463
Listen, I need to talk to
Dr. Joseph Goyer.
1637
01:22:09,465 --> 01:22:11,430
Ah, the doctor is
about to oversee
1638
01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:13,133
a very important experiment.
Authorized personnel only, sir.
1639
01:22:13,135 --> 01:22:14,867
Do you understand
the gravity of the-
1640
01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:17,103
Sir! If you do not calmly
back away I am authorized
1641
01:22:17,105 --> 01:22:21,141
to use an appropriate
level of force to ex... no!
1642
01:22:21,143 --> 01:22:22,742
Hey...
1643
01:22:22,744 --> 01:22:24,747
be nice to people.
Be nice.
1644
01:22:29,518 --> 01:22:31,020
Dr. Goyer!
1645
01:22:35,390 --> 01:22:37,958
What is the meaning of this?
Who are you?
1646
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,126
We're about to start a very
complex and dangerous experiment.
1647
01:22:40,128 --> 01:22:41,762
What do you want?
1648
01:22:41,764 --> 01:22:43,095
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Does that mean anything to you?
1649
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,674
You're sure I can't
convince you to stay?
1650
01:22:55,676 --> 01:22:57,410
You're a great
lab assistant.
1651
01:22:57,412 --> 01:23:01,947
Uh, yeah,
I think the universe
1652
01:23:01,949 --> 01:23:04,617
has something more in
store for me, actually.
1653
01:23:04,619 --> 01:23:06,652
Well, it's a pleasure
meeting you, Eric.
1654
01:23:06,654 --> 01:23:08,687
You too.
Thanks for your hospitality,
1655
01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:10,824
- I appreciate that.
- Oh, you're welcome.
1656
01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:13,559
If you ever
need anything...
1657
01:23:13,561 --> 01:23:15,128
don't hesitate
to ask.
1658
01:23:15,130 --> 01:23:18,031
Thank you.
You too.
1659
01:23:18,033 --> 01:23:22,134
All right, this is me.
1660
01:23:22,136 --> 01:23:23,669
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
1661
01:24:13,822 --> 01:24:15,458
- Hey.
- Hey.
1662
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:22,661
Uh, this is going to
sound a little bit crazy.
1663
01:24:22,663 --> 01:24:25,165
Um...
1664
01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:28,701
would you like to go on
an adventure with me?
1665
01:24:28,703 --> 01:24:31,804
- An adventure?
- Yeah.
1666
01:24:31,806 --> 01:24:35,875
I don't know. It depends...
where?
1667
01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:38,978
I hear the Northern Lights
of Alaska are
1668
01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:43,016
absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.
1669
01:24:51,211 --> 01:24:56,211
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