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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,996 --> 00:00:24,996 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:24,998 --> 00:00:26,731 ...though the terrestrial planets 3 00:00:26,733 --> 00:00:28,033 have similar characteristics 4 00:00:28,035 --> 00:00:30,168 there are also distinct differences... 5 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,203 ...electronically charged ions and electrons that 6 00:00:32,205 --> 00:00:34,538 become trapped in the earth's magnetic field 7 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:36,875 form ion lakes in the upper region 8 00:00:36,877 --> 00:00:38,143 of the atmosphere. 9 00:00:38,145 --> 00:00:40,544 This is known as the Ionosphere. 10 00:00:40,546 --> 00:00:41,846 When we're looking up at the stars in the sky, 11 00:00:41,848 --> 00:00:43,915 we are actually looking into the past. 12 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,884 We know that light travels at about 13 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:47,918 300 million meters per second. 14 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,088 While that is certainly fast by normal standards, 15 00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:52,723 in the context of the size of the universe... 16 00:00:52,725 --> 00:00:55,593 ...solar disturbances may disrupt radio 17 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:57,928 communications, they also create 18 00:00:57,930 --> 00:01:02,000 a shower of incoming energetic particles... 19 00:01:02,002 --> 00:01:05,002 Schwarzschild's Solution describes space-time... 20 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,142 You know, I think the more important question 21 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:14,845 we should be asking is "what is time?" 22 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,613 Could life exist on other planets 23 00:01:49,615 --> 00:01:51,148 in our solar system? 24 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:55,153 Is Mars the most likely place for it to develop? 25 00:01:55,155 --> 00:01:58,556 Dr. Harold Grindstaff thinks 26 00:01:58,558 --> 00:01:59,990 in order to answer that question 27 00:01:59,992 --> 00:02:01,960 we may want to look a bit further out. 28 00:02:01,962 --> 00:02:04,829 As we travel past the terrestrial planets 29 00:02:04,831 --> 00:02:07,966 in our solar system, we reach the Jovian planets, 30 00:02:07,968 --> 00:02:10,167 Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. 31 00:02:10,169 --> 00:02:13,039 These planets are massive in size... 32 00:02:20,881 --> 00:02:23,148 Eric, my man, you're looking good this morning. 33 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:24,848 What can I do for you, Ben? 34 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:27,918 It's official. Practor Financial is now ours. 35 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,654 All right! Well, congratulations. 36 00:02:29,656 --> 00:02:30,822 That's huge. 37 00:02:30,824 --> 00:02:32,222 And you are in luck, my friend. 38 00:02:32,224 --> 00:02:34,826 I'm giving you first pick of the new clients. 39 00:02:34,828 --> 00:02:37,127 Yeah? 40 00:02:37,129 --> 00:02:38,129 What's the catch? 41 00:02:38,131 --> 00:02:39,631 Aw, catch? 42 00:02:39,633 --> 00:02:41,031 Come on, Eric, don't be so cynical. 43 00:02:41,033 --> 00:02:42,866 Don't bullshit me, Ben. I know how you operate. 44 00:02:42,868 --> 00:02:44,135 What's the catch? 45 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:46,905 Okay, it's really quite simple. 46 00:02:46,907 --> 00:02:48,806 Yes, it's a boutique operation, 47 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:51,375 but their clientele are mostly the elderly type. 48 00:02:51,377 --> 00:02:52,876 You know, the kind who don't know what to do 49 00:02:52,878 --> 00:02:54,613 with their money, so they hand it over to 50 00:02:54,615 --> 00:02:55,981 the portfolio manager to manage until it's time 51 00:02:55,983 --> 00:02:58,215 to pass it down to the kids. The best type. 52 00:02:58,217 --> 00:02:59,883 That's great. That sounds wonderful. 53 00:02:59,885 --> 00:03:01,219 What are you not telling me? 54 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:02,887 I just need you to spend a couple of weeks with... 55 00:03:02,889 --> 00:03:04,322 No, no, no, hell, no! 56 00:03:04,324 --> 00:03:05,990 You are not doing that shit to me again, okay? 57 00:03:05,992 --> 00:03:07,392 Why do I always have to be the one 58 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:09,227 to take the new acquisitions passdowns? 59 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:11,296 You know the last guy, he pestered me non-stop 60 00:03:11,298 --> 00:03:12,998 to join his fucking "Dungeons & Dragons" group. 61 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,933 Okay? I had to spend two weekends, 62 00:03:14,935 --> 00:03:17,202 two weekends, Ben, in some guy's ratty-ass 63 00:03:17,204 --> 00:03:19,169 apartment with a bunch of his loser-ass friends 64 00:03:19,171 --> 00:03:21,905 who look like Milt from "Office Space," all right? 65 00:03:21,907 --> 00:03:23,941 They're arguing over whether, you know, a dwarf or an elf 66 00:03:23,943 --> 00:03:25,844 makes a better cleric. I'm not doing that shit again, okay? 67 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:28,346 Okay, okay, This time the "he" is a "she" 68 00:03:28,348 --> 00:03:30,180 and they don't play "Dungeons & Dragons." 69 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:31,181 What are you doing? 70 00:03:31,183 --> 00:03:32,716 Don't... not the numbers. 71 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:34,185 Do you have any idea what two weeks is to me? 72 00:03:34,187 --> 00:03:35,754 Let me tell you something, 73 00:03:35,756 --> 00:03:37,155 I bring home $7,000 a week in commissions. 74 00:03:37,157 --> 00:03:38,722 That's not including salary, all right? 75 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,225 You know how much money that is to this firm? 76 00:03:40,227 --> 00:03:41,925 Now you want me to sift through 77 00:03:41,927 --> 00:03:43,894 some worthless client's portfolio under the guise 78 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,197 that you're actually doing me a favor, right? 79 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:48,032 You and I both know there's one client 80 00:03:48,034 --> 00:03:49,400 in there, maybe two if we're lucky, 81 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:50,834 that's actually worth my time to manage. 82 00:03:50,836 --> 00:03:52,904 This is intern work, Ben, 83 00:03:52,906 --> 00:03:55,373 not something for your best employee. 84 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:58,810 You know, maybe I've failed to properly explain to you 85 00:03:58,812 --> 00:04:01,145 the boss-employee relationship. 86 00:04:01,147 --> 00:04:03,881 I tell you what to do, and you do it. 87 00:04:03,883 --> 00:04:06,017 It's really that simple. 88 00:04:06,019 --> 00:04:07,886 Okay, so that's how we're gonna play this, right? 89 00:04:07,888 --> 00:04:09,320 You should take notes. 90 00:04:09,322 --> 00:04:11,388 Although it may seem to you that I got the job of 91 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:13,991 senior vice president of accounts based solely 92 00:04:13,993 --> 00:04:16,293 on my dashing good looks, I actually knew when to 93 00:04:16,295 --> 00:04:17,998 shut the fuck up and do what I was told. 94 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,300 Okay, no, I get it, you want me to be a team player, I'll be a team player. 95 00:04:23,302 --> 00:04:26,937 - That's all I'm asking. - All right. 96 00:04:26,939 --> 00:04:28,206 Hey, so, I've been thinking, right? 97 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,343 You should keep that up, Kal. 98 00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:30,375 People appreciate a thinking man. 99 00:04:30,377 --> 00:04:32,010 Oh, you will appreciate it. 100 00:04:32,012 --> 00:04:34,012 So there are seven billion people in this world, 101 00:04:34,014 --> 00:04:36,346 and every two seconds, somebody dies. 102 00:04:36,348 --> 00:04:38,315 That means in 116 years, 103 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:41,185 everyone that's alive right now will be gone! 104 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:44,889 That's 2129, man. That is coming fast. 105 00:04:44,891 --> 00:04:46,925 Yeah, yeah. You figured that whole thing out 106 00:04:46,927 --> 00:04:48,425 while you were waiting for me? 107 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:50,360 Are you kidding me? That's some extreme math. 108 00:04:50,362 --> 00:04:52,130 It took me the entire day. 109 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:54,231 Only Kal doesn't work on Mondays. 110 00:04:54,233 --> 00:04:57,368 What's with you? 111 00:04:57,370 --> 00:05:00,872 I'm sorry, my boss has got another one of his brilliant ideas. 112 00:05:00,874 --> 00:05:03,875 We're taking clients from a smaller firm so he's got this... 113 00:05:03,877 --> 00:05:05,343 this chick that's gonna come in and, 114 00:05:05,345 --> 00:05:06,945 I don't know, teach me how to cater 115 00:05:06,947 --> 00:05:08,146 to their upper echelon's elderly, I guess? 116 00:05:08,148 --> 00:05:09,313 I don't know. 117 00:05:09,315 --> 00:05:11,182 Listen to you, man. 118 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:14,418 You're like the epitome of white people problems. 119 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:16,421 I'm a rich white male. What do you expect? 120 00:05:16,423 --> 00:05:18,089 Well, hey, Tom Hanks was a rich white male 121 00:05:18,091 --> 00:05:21,192 and he figured out a way to connect with the common folk. 122 00:05:21,194 --> 00:05:23,428 Yeah. Yeah, but he was retarded. 123 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:25,829 Whoa! You would lose your mind too 124 00:05:25,831 --> 00:05:27,832 if you were on that island for that long. 125 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:30,435 - Oh, you're talking "Castaway". - Yes! 126 00:05:30,437 --> 00:05:33,471 And you know Forrest Gump was not retarded, either. 127 00:05:33,473 --> 00:05:34,772 I learned more from that man 128 00:05:34,774 --> 00:05:36,007 than I ever did in any school. 129 00:05:36,009 --> 00:05:37,776 Yeah, I actually believe that, Kal, 130 00:05:37,778 --> 00:05:39,176 but maybe you should have paid more attention 131 00:05:39,178 --> 00:05:40,445 and you could've figured out that 2129 thing 132 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:42,346 before it was too late. 133 00:05:42,348 --> 00:05:44,082 I don't even know why you're still working at that job. 134 00:05:44,084 --> 00:05:46,317 I mean, I always hear you complaining about it. 135 00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:49,187 I don't know. I mean, it pays well, I like money. 136 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:51,421 You like money so much you never spend it? 137 00:05:51,423 --> 00:05:52,557 What are you talking about? 138 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:54,125 I spend money all the time. 139 00:05:54,127 --> 00:05:55,827 Besides, it's better to have it and not need it 140 00:05:55,829 --> 00:05:57,027 than need it and not have it. 141 00:05:57,029 --> 00:05:58,897 Okay, you made more money this year 142 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:01,265 than I'll probably ever make in my entire lifetime. 143 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:03,801 - Probably. - Yet you live in a small-ass apartment, 144 00:06:03,803 --> 00:06:06,137 you own one car, you never come to Magic Mountain... 145 00:06:06,139 --> 00:06:09,339 The apartment is nice and who needs more than one car? 146 00:06:09,341 --> 00:06:12,343 Besides, like I said, I'm saving it, you know? 147 00:06:12,345 --> 00:06:14,115 You never know when you might need it. 148 00:06:16,949 --> 00:06:18,418 It's from the lady. 149 00:06:22,588 --> 00:06:25,824 All right, bring it in here. What do you think? 150 00:06:25,826 --> 00:06:28,058 Well, she was already here when I got here... 151 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,293 Okay. 152 00:06:29,295 --> 00:06:30,961 ...cute, alone, easy pickings, right? 153 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:33,096 Check out the wedding ring. 154 00:06:33,098 --> 00:06:34,899 There's always more than meets the eye, man. 155 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:36,300 You want the real report? 156 00:06:36,302 --> 00:06:38,336 Recent divorcee, can't quite seem 157 00:06:38,338 --> 00:06:41,372 to let it go... tch, tch, tch. 158 00:06:41,374 --> 00:06:43,942 You're amazing, 159 00:06:43,944 --> 00:06:45,476 I'm gonna go see if you're right. 160 00:06:45,478 --> 00:06:47,213 - Don't say I didn't warn you. - All right. 161 00:06:52,017 --> 00:06:53,584 Dude, what happened out there? 162 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:57,221 She was, like, all over you. 163 00:06:57,223 --> 00:06:59,022 She bored me. 164 00:06:59,024 --> 00:07:01,860 Bored you? Sheesh, I wish I could be bored 165 00:07:01,862 --> 00:07:04,298 by someone who looks like that. 166 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:10,034 Edwin Hubble used spectral shifts in the galaxy 167 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:14,339 to determine that the universe is constantly expanding. 168 00:07:14,341 --> 00:07:17,341 Hubble's Law raises some interesting questions. 169 00:07:17,343 --> 00:07:19,243 If galaxies are in fact 170 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:21,546 receding from us in all directions, 171 00:07:21,548 --> 00:07:23,313 does that mean that we are 172 00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:25,550 at the center of the universe? 173 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:27,618 Eric, allow me to introduce you to... 174 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:30,053 Julia Practor, nice to meet you. 175 00:07:30,055 --> 00:07:33,390 Eric Laziter, team player. 176 00:07:33,392 --> 00:07:36,362 Well, I'll let you two get acquainted. 177 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:40,632 So what I was thinking is we could get started off... 178 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,634 You know what we could do is just do this thing the easy way. 179 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,569 Just pile everything I'm gonna need right here on the desk. 180 00:07:44,571 --> 00:07:45,904 I'll just take care of it all on my own, 181 00:07:45,906 --> 00:07:47,171 if that's okay with you. 182 00:07:47,173 --> 00:07:49,973 Hey, that wasn't part of the deal. 183 00:07:49,975 --> 00:07:54,012 I was very clear with Ben about what the turnover processes would entail. 184 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:55,012 Is this going to be a problem? 185 00:07:55,014 --> 00:07:57,147 No. No, not at all. 186 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:59,319 Let's dig in. Go ahead and have a seat. We'll do this together. 187 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:05,959 So, um, where do you want to get started? 188 00:08:10,963 --> 00:08:13,231 Did you make a note on there about sticking with market neutral... 189 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:15,500 Strategies, I got it, yeah. 190 00:08:15,502 --> 00:08:17,702 Okay, 'cause I'm just trying to make sure that we keep everything... 191 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:20,938 I'm very good at my job, I got it. I know what I'm doing. 192 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:22,208 Just keep moving. 193 00:08:24,511 --> 00:08:26,043 You know what? 194 00:08:26,045 --> 00:08:27,512 Actually, it's getting really late. 195 00:08:27,514 --> 00:08:29,079 Um, why don't we just just pick this back up 196 00:08:29,081 --> 00:08:30,416 in the morning? 197 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:35,085 Or we could take a combat nap 198 00:08:35,087 --> 00:08:37,955 in the break room. 199 00:08:37,957 --> 00:08:39,190 That was a joke. 200 00:08:39,192 --> 00:08:44,161 Uh, wow, you don't like me, do you? 201 00:08:44,163 --> 00:08:45,164 I don't know you. 202 00:08:47,366 --> 00:08:49,499 If you really want to understand the planets 203 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:51,301 in our solar system, you first need to 204 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:54,004 look at what different types of planets exist. 205 00:08:54,006 --> 00:08:56,974 Okay, so you've got terrestrial planets, right? 206 00:08:56,976 --> 00:08:58,608 Those are planets that share physical 207 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:01,646 and chemical characteristics with our own planet. 208 00:09:01,648 --> 00:09:05,349 And these planets with these specific characteristics, 209 00:09:05,351 --> 00:09:09,753 okay, you've got Venus, Mars, Mercury, and, of course, Earth. 210 00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:13,690 Oh, uh, hold on. Actually we haven't spoken about Jackson McHale yet. 211 00:09:13,692 --> 00:09:15,962 Uh, Jackson McHale, got him. 212 00:09:18,063 --> 00:09:20,765 Or Byron Evans, Judith Szymankowicz, 213 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,266 the Emorys. 214 00:09:22,268 --> 00:09:25,636 Got him, got her, and I got them. 215 00:09:25,638 --> 00:09:27,504 Okay, stop, all right? This isn't fair. 216 00:09:27,506 --> 00:09:29,507 This is important to me. 217 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:31,776 It was part of the deal, we would talk about every client individually 218 00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:34,145 because you're not going to pick up on the subtleties on your own. 219 00:09:34,147 --> 00:09:37,017 Okay, all right. Um... 220 00:09:38,717 --> 00:09:40,550 Jackson McHale, all right, 221 00:09:40,552 --> 00:09:45,690 64 years old, $780,000 net worth, 222 00:09:45,692 --> 00:09:47,224 largest stock holding is Intel, 223 00:09:47,226 --> 00:09:49,093 and his hobbies include stamp collecting, 224 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:52,095 fishing, and spending time with his grandkids, all right? 225 00:09:52,097 --> 00:09:54,031 Byron Evans... Byron Evans is a character. 226 00:09:54,033 --> 00:09:56,467 74 years young, likes the ponies, 227 00:09:56,469 --> 00:09:59,369 horse racing, and fast women. 228 00:09:59,371 --> 00:10:01,138 Maybe that's why he's not worth so much. 229 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,074 Judith Szymankowicz. 230 00:10:03,076 --> 00:10:05,609 This woman, $600K net worth, right? 231 00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:07,512 Clearly not giving her proper guidance 232 00:10:07,514 --> 00:10:09,247 because in the 12 years that she's been with your company, 233 00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:11,581 she's only seen a 5.7% return on her investment. 234 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,051 I like to think I could have at least come close to doubling that. 235 00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:16,186 And then we have the Emorys, right? 236 00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:19,523 Robert, the patriarch, retired after 42 years at Raytheon, 237 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,626 made a fortune in dotcoms, 238 00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:22,826 got out before the bubble burst, 239 00:10:22,828 --> 00:10:24,829 got two kids, both sons, loves them both. 240 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:27,265 Mitch owns a small chain of seafood restaurants 241 00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:29,767 in San Diego County and Hal... 242 00:10:29,769 --> 00:10:33,805 is a real estate agent in San Luis Obispo. 243 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,074 Good family. What else is there to know? 244 00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:38,443 I'm impressed... 245 00:10:38,445 --> 00:10:40,210 Well, I worked from home last night. 246 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,778 It's not that big of a deal. 247 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:44,714 ...with your ability to properly pronounce "Szymankowicz." 248 00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:46,584 Did I? 249 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:50,088 I'm kidding. It's, uh... wow, that's really good work. 250 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,425 Thank you. 251 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,158 ...of the stars in our galaxy. 252 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,296 We can see that our galaxy contains more mass 253 00:10:58,298 --> 00:11:01,531 than is accounted for by our stars and gasses. 254 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:05,670 So what is this mysterious invisible mass... 255 00:11:05,672 --> 00:11:10,440 Hey, man. 256 00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,310 Hey, buddy. You busy? 257 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:14,212 I am, a little bit, yeah. 258 00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,347 We are, uh, sort of up to our ears 259 00:11:16,349 --> 00:11:20,618 in this, uh, business acquisition thing. What's going on? 260 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,552 Well, you know, I'm just calling 'cause I was just making sure 261 00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:24,287 we're still on tonight for beers! 262 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,590 Ah, you know what? I'm gonna have to 263 00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,158 pull the ripcord on that thing, buddy. 264 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,794 Um, I got a lot of work to do. 265 00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,496 Julia and I are getting started early tomorrow. 266 00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:33,131 Wait, "Julia and I"? 267 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,367 Whoa. This girl is cute, isn't she? 268 00:11:36,369 --> 00:11:38,368 Muy caliente. 269 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,740 All right, buddy. You have a good night. 270 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:45,376 Dark matter exists in two forms: 271 00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:48,212 ordinary matter and exotic matter. 272 00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:49,747 The ordinary matter is referred to 273 00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:52,416 by its acronym, MACHOS, 274 00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:54,754 for Massive Compact Halo Objects.. 275 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,754 Hey, uh, change of plans. 276 00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:34,358 I'm gonna need these clients done a little bit sooner. 277 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,959 Okay, yeah, no, how much sooner? 278 00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:37,594 End of the week. 279 00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,863 SEC quarterly review got moved up a little bit. 280 00:12:39,865 --> 00:12:41,265 I need to have these things done 281 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,599 before they show up. 282 00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,469 Just get it done. 283 00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,871 Work overtime if you have to, 284 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,839 but I need it by Friday. 285 00:12:48,841 --> 00:12:51,776 Looks like it's going to be another long night. 286 00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:53,547 Yeah, what else is new? 287 00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:58,449 You hungry? 288 00:12:58,451 --> 00:12:59,449 Ooh. 289 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:00,520 Sound good? 290 00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:03,720 Excellent idea. 291 00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:04,921 You know, there's this really cool thing, 292 00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,556 you can turn those into a plate. 293 00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:08,358 But if you're gonna just slurp it out of the box, 294 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,861 let me at least grab you a fork. 295 00:13:10,863 --> 00:13:13,330 Fork? You don't eat Chinese with a fork, 296 00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:14,598 you use chopsticks. 297 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,699 Why would I use chopsticks? 298 00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:17,334 It's an inferior utensil. 299 00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:18,669 I have a far superior one here in the kitchen. 300 00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:20,238 Because that's just the way it is. 301 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,605 Says who? 302 00:13:21,607 --> 00:13:22,940 That'd be like a caveman using 303 00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:24,507 sticks and stones to start a fire 304 00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:26,243 when he's got a lighter in his pocket. 305 00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:27,945 Oh, come on. Where's your spirit of tradition? 306 00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:30,281 I think tradition is for those who live in the past. 307 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:33,783 Oh, is it? Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. 308 00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:35,486 Yeah, but they wouldn't know it, right, 309 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,021 because they hadn't studied it to begin with, 310 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:40,458 so to them it's a brand-new and exciting future. 311 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,426 Oh, you do have an answer for everything, don't you? 312 00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:44,661 You say it like it's a bad thing. 313 00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:47,031 No one likes a Johnny Know-it-All. 314 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:50,667 Besides, you're not as smart as you think you are. 315 00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:54,305 Ouch, that hurts me. 316 00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:55,873 Just calling it like I see it. 317 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,608 If you were really smart, 318 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,977 you'd be doing something more with your life. 319 00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:03,714 I don't know, I mean I... poor kid from the Midwest, 320 00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:06,349 grew up in poverty and now here I am, 321 00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:08,886 a successful account manager making high six figures a year. 322 00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:11,289 I'd say that's something. 323 00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,825 Perhaps, if money alone is how success is defined, but it's not. 324 00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,728 At least not in my world, it's not. 325 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,530 Well, how do you define success? 326 00:14:19,532 --> 00:14:22,400 By the kind of impact you make on the world. 327 00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,768 Yeah, I help people plan for retirement. That's impactful. 328 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,804 You help rich people get richer. 329 00:14:26,806 --> 00:14:29,073 It's like teaching fish how to swim. 330 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,807 It's pretty low impact, 331 00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:34,847 especially when you are capable of so much more. 332 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:41,551 Okay, what do you mean? 333 00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:44,387 You are incredibly intelligent, 334 00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:45,955 but I have seen your type before. 335 00:14:45,957 --> 00:14:47,824 You're smarter than everybody else, 336 00:14:47,826 --> 00:14:50,393 so you get by with minimal effort. 337 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:54,665 But you will never reach your full potential living like that. 338 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,035 I mean, you could really have a real impact on society. 339 00:14:58,037 --> 00:15:01,372 You could be a doctor curing disease, 340 00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,973 or a scientist inventing new technology or... 341 00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:06,643 An astronaut. 342 00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:07,847 What? 343 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,416 I always wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, 344 00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:16,487 so I thought I would... 345 00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:19,089 grow up to be... 346 00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:20,491 an astronaut. 347 00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:21,992 I never told anyone that before. 348 00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:24,163 So why didn't you? 349 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,669 Because I... 350 00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,408 I don't know. 351 00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:39,743 I don't know. 352 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:42,682 You know, it's not too late to do something great. 353 00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:47,987 Don't be afraid to listen to what the universe is telling you. 354 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,765 All right, you are not gonna believe this, 355 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,401 but we are done. 356 00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:05,802 - Really? - With time to spare. Yup. 357 00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:08,738 Wow. Your boss will be excited. 358 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,440 Maybe he'll give you a bonus. 359 00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:12,041 No, he's gonna call it the price of admission 360 00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,844 and tell me that I'm lucky to be working here. 361 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:15,112 Ah, but that guy loves you in a way 362 00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:16,814 he's not ready to deal with. 363 00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:18,681 That just sounds creepy. 364 00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,950 You're saying gay people creep you out? 365 00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:23,954 No, of course not. Why would I say that? 366 00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:26,055 Wait, are you saying that you think Ben is gay? 367 00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,892 No, just trying to make you uncomfortable for a second. 368 00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:31,060 All right. 369 00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:33,129 - You are evil. - Devilishly. 370 00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,598 All right, come on, I'll buy you an ice cream to celebrate. 371 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,801 Oh, okay. 372 00:16:37,803 --> 00:16:39,436 - Do you eat ice cream? - Yeah. 373 00:16:39,438 --> 00:16:41,104 - All right, come on. - Can I have this? 374 00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:43,107 Uh, no, it's not your fault. 375 00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:44,775 You didn't know. How could you have? 376 00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:46,009 No way of knowing. 377 00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:48,546 You a cone eater? 378 00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:51,815 - I'm not. Yeah, I'll get rid of those. - I'm good. 379 00:16:51,817 --> 00:16:53,483 To tell you the truth, the worst part about it 380 00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:56,119 was, uh, the money, you know? 381 00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,220 I mean, they're in a better place now 382 00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:58,988 and they're happy, but.. 383 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:01,595 What, you mean the funeral expenses? 384 00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,929 No. No, no, they're not dead. 385 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,730 I bought them tickets on the "Ocean World" liner. 386 00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:08,932 They're probably more alive than I am. 387 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,934 That is not funny. 388 00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:13,173 Well, you're not the only one who enjoys a little sarcasm. 389 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:16,907 So what's next for you? 390 00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:17,941 What are you planning on doing? 391 00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:20,110 What's your next move? 392 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:24,849 Well, I want to give back, you know? 393 00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:28,052 I mean, between the buyout and my inheritance, 394 00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:30,220 - I am set for life. - Really? 395 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,690 And so that means I can do what I want 396 00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:35,926 when I want and I want that "what" to matter. 397 00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:38,796 Yeah, that makes sense. I mean... 398 00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:40,197 I mean, exactly what are you planning on doing? 399 00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:41,731 Like, how are you going to change the world? 400 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,801 You know, you strike me as that kind of person 401 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,035 who wants to change the world. 402 00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:46,670 You gonna save the whales, or what? 403 00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:49,206 Well, I guess I'm not so much of a whale girl 404 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,808 as I am a humanitarian. 405 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:56,046 I don't know.. you watch the news and 406 00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:58,047 you see these horrible things 407 00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,950 and just.. it makes you think. 408 00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,722 We've really got it good here in the USA. 409 00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:08,859 They don't even show you the worst stuff. 410 00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:10,764 Yeah, no, you're probably right. 411 00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,967 So, what, you want to expose the truth? 412 00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:19,603 I want to help those who can't help themselves. 413 00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:24,874 I don't know, maybe teach kids or build libraries, 414 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,146 dig water wells. 415 00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:30,680 I don't know. 416 00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,082 It's like you said, 417 00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:34,051 there's a lot of problems in the world. 418 00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:36,056 One girl can't fix them all. 419 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:41,025 I don't know about that. 420 00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,160 I know I believe in you. 421 00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,161 I do. 422 00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:48,067 I do, and, um... 423 00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:51,869 ...you've inspired me. 424 00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:54,270 You have. Um... 425 00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,942 maybe it's time for me to do something great. 426 00:18:59,945 --> 00:19:01,210 You should have become an astronaut, 427 00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:04,817 see how big this world really is. 428 00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:09,719 You know, there are over 300 billion stars 429 00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,721 in the Milky Way, 430 00:19:11,723 --> 00:19:14,959 and all we can do is sit here and observe. 431 00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:16,759 You know, if you keep looking at the world 432 00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:18,128 through a filter, 433 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,567 you're never going to see its true beauty. 434 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,905 If you want to be an astronaut, do it. 435 00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:31,240 Sometimes life gives you moments, 436 00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,744 and if you don't leap at the opportunity, 437 00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:36,615 you lose them forever. 438 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,263 I'm sorry. I have to go. 439 00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:56,269 Have to g... Julia. Julia! 440 00:19:57,903 --> 00:19:59,969 So she just left? After ice cream? 441 00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:03,806 Hmm... ice cream, philosophy, romance. 442 00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,876 Well, you gave her the deadly combo, boom, boom, boom! 443 00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:09,912 Yeah, it's probably for the best. 444 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:11,949 What do you mean? 445 00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,717 Why do you even care, bro? Look at you. 446 00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,084 You're a tall, good-looking dude. 447 00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,286 You could probably have any girl in this bar. 448 00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:17,787 Here's one, for example. 449 00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:19,256 Just pick one out, dust yourself off, 450 00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:20,690 and move on to the next one. 451 00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:21,758 I don't want the next one, 452 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,026 you understand? I want this one. 453 00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:24,827 No, you only think you want this one. 454 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,896 It's called Psychology 101, my friend. 455 00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,998 You two were forced to spend an inordinate 456 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,867 amount of time together in such a brief period. 457 00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:32,302 Of course it's gonna be natural 458 00:20:32,304 --> 00:20:34,103 for a certain level of attraction to develop. 459 00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:37,306 But after time, this is all gonna just pass away, pshhh. 460 00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:39,075 Okay, Freud, no, seriously, I'm telling you, 461 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,110 I know what I'm talking about, okay? 462 00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:42,345 The energy was different. 463 00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:45,783 It's hard to explain. It's just different. 464 00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,684 Okay, you've convinced me. 465 00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:49,253 Wait, what? Really? 466 00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:51,321 No, but I can see that you've convinced yourself 467 00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:53,157 so I'm just trying to be supportive. 468 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,758 Okay, so what do I do now? 469 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,928 I think you should take another crack at her. 470 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,463 I mean, who knows, maybe she's sitting in some bar 471 00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:01,899 on the other side of town right now 472 00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,333 having this exact same conversation 473 00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:05,268 with her best friend named Kallie. 474 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,004 That's right. 475 00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:08,439 Wait, she's got a best friend named Kallie? 476 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,405 Well, I like to think that everyone 477 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,440 has a best friend named Kal, 478 00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:11,709 or Kallie if it's a girl, 479 00:21:11,711 --> 00:21:13,009 although if she's a tomboy, 480 00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:14,279 they'll call her "Kal" for short. 481 00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:27,056 What's this? 482 00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:29,125 It's a peace offering. 483 00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:31,397 So you can always see the entirety of the world. 484 00:21:33,132 --> 00:21:35,199 It's stupid. 485 00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,767 No, it's great. Thank you. 486 00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,469 Look, Eric, I need to apologize... 487 00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,305 It's my fault. Listen, I got caught up in the moment, 488 00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:42,972 and I did something I shouldn't have done. 489 00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:44,941 It just felt... right. 490 00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:47,944 No, listen, I need to apologize because 491 00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:50,948 I should have told you that I had a boyfriend, 492 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:53,283 a fiancé, actually. 493 00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:56,487 Oh. Yeah, maybe you should have mentioned that. 494 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,757 You don't, uh... you don't wear a ring. 495 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:02,258 Yeah, it's being sized. 496 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:06,497 Um, okay... a fiancé since when? 497 00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,932 2008. Well, not engaged since then, 498 00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:11,834 but that's when we met. 499 00:22:11,836 --> 00:22:13,370 Our first date was actually 500 00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:15,075 the opening night of "Twilight". 501 00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:19,176 And you're still with him? 502 00:22:21,146 --> 00:22:23,881 I was actually sitting on a park bench outside 503 00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:27,918 the South Hills Mall and this guy comes up to me 504 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,386 and he's like, "Hey, I have this ticket 505 00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:32,890 to the 7:05 showing because I was going to take 506 00:22:32,892 --> 00:22:35,025 my little sister and she got sick. 507 00:22:35,027 --> 00:22:37,427 Any chance you'd want to go with me?" 508 00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:41,398 Look, Eric, I don't want to bore you with 509 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,033 all these "you're a great guy," 510 00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:45,835 "you're going to find the right girl" clichés. 511 00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:48,340 But you really are a great guy. 512 00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,413 That's great. 513 00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:05,021 I'm telling you, man, it was a total disaster, okay? 514 00:23:05,023 --> 00:23:06,989 I didn't even get a word out and, boom, 515 00:23:06,991 --> 00:23:08,892 she drops that bomb on me. 516 00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:10,427 What do I do? 517 00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:12,395 Listen to the advice I already gave you. 518 00:23:12,397 --> 00:23:15,199 You gotta forget about her, just let her be. 519 00:23:15,201 --> 00:23:16,600 Impossible. 520 00:23:16,602 --> 00:23:19,436 Wow, this girl's really gotten to you, huh? 521 00:23:19,438 --> 00:23:21,872 You know what? The way I see it, 522 00:23:21,874 --> 00:23:23,239 you only have two options, okay? 523 00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,508 One, you win her the old fashioned way 524 00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:27,110 with your words, or... 525 00:23:27,112 --> 00:23:29,412 - I let her be. - ...you kill her boyfriend. 526 00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:30,847 Kal, you crazy? 527 00:23:30,849 --> 00:23:32,949 No. 528 00:23:32,951 --> 00:23:34,551 I'm not gonna kill her boyfriend, Kal. 529 00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:37,019 - You want me to? - No! 530 00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:39,222 Well, then... you gotta go talk to her. 531 00:23:39,224 --> 00:23:41,123 I don't know what to say to her. I tried. 532 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,491 Jesus Christ, do I have to do everything for you? 533 00:23:42,493 --> 00:23:43,492 This whole thing's got me fucked up. 534 00:23:43,494 --> 00:23:44,894 Look at me right now. 535 00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,563 Does this look like a happy face? 536 00:23:46,565 --> 00:23:48,565 Okay, look, if you are as convinced as you say you are, 537 00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:50,867 then you gotta communicate that to her, man. 538 00:23:50,869 --> 00:23:52,969 Say something honest, from the heart. 539 00:23:52,971 --> 00:23:54,403 You gotta lay it all out there 540 00:23:54,405 --> 00:23:56,573 and let the chips fall where they may. 541 00:23:56,575 --> 00:23:58,441 Just make sure you stop short of 542 00:23:58,443 --> 00:24:01,380 going all Affleck in "Chasing Amy" on her. 543 00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,547 Affleck got the girl. 544 00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:06,883 Touché. 545 00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:09,989 Okay... okay. 546 00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:50,128 Julia. 547 00:24:51,195 --> 00:24:53,697 - Hey. - Hey. 548 00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,998 Do you have a minute, maybe, to go over something? 549 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,604 Yeah, yeah, what's up? 550 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:03,042 I don't know how to put this, um... 551 00:25:04,276 --> 00:25:06,109 Life is complicated, right? 552 00:25:06,111 --> 00:25:09,947 It's full of surprises, things you didn't see coming. 553 00:25:09,949 --> 00:25:12,949 and, um, you gotta make choices, 554 00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:14,183 and there are moments, right, 555 00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:15,922 that are... that are important. 556 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:19,989 Eric, what are you trying to say? 557 00:25:19,991 --> 00:25:22,028 Just bear with me, uh... 558 00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:29,032 I'm falling in love with you, 559 00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:33,569 and I... just hear me out. 560 00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:36,206 There are over seven billion people on this planet, 561 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:39,209 yet somehow, some way, our paths managed to cross, 562 00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:42,712 right, in the most unlikely event. 563 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:45,649 And I feel amazing when I'm around you. 564 00:25:45,651 --> 00:25:48,584 I feel like I'm full of life, and happy, 565 00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:54,557 like I have purpose, and, um... 566 00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:57,427 I'm sort of hoping that you felt the same way. 567 00:25:57,429 --> 00:26:00,596 If not, just a little bit of you, and I feel like, 568 00:26:00,598 --> 00:26:03,065 if you do, that we owe it to ourselves 569 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:07,671 to explore that feeling a little bit deeper. 570 00:26:07,673 --> 00:26:09,538 I know it sounds crazy 571 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:13,043 but I'm sitting over there and I'm waiting for you... 572 00:26:13,045 --> 00:26:16,380 and I can't help but think that, uh... 573 00:26:16,382 --> 00:26:18,451 you and I were meant to be together. 574 00:26:19,684 --> 00:26:22,018 No, we weren't. 575 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,652 If the universe, as you say, 576 00:26:23,654 --> 00:26:26,288 had truly wanted us to be together, 577 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,557 we would be together. 578 00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:31,128 We would have met at a different time, 579 00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,763 but we didn't. 580 00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:35,301 I love my fiancé. 581 00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:39,369 Hey, babe. 582 00:26:39,371 --> 00:26:41,103 Adam, hi, honey. 583 00:26:41,105 --> 00:26:43,340 This is Eric. He was just in the area, 584 00:26:43,342 --> 00:26:44,708 - thought he'd say hi. - Yeah. 585 00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:47,177 Yeah, no, Eric. Jules told me a lot about you. 586 00:26:47,179 --> 00:26:48,311 It's nice to finally meet you. 587 00:26:48,313 --> 00:26:49,779 Oh, good. All right, great. 588 00:26:49,781 --> 00:26:52,181 Just the... just said the good stuff about you. 589 00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:54,651 Oh, well. 590 00:26:54,653 --> 00:26:56,219 You guys don't have to stand out here. 591 00:26:56,221 --> 00:26:58,087 Why don't you come inside and grab a drink? 592 00:26:58,089 --> 00:27:01,091 Uh, you know what? I would, but I probably shouldn't. 593 00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,325 I came by for a work thing and then I gotta get back to the grind. 594 00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:05,562 - You know how it is. - Yeah, I know. 595 00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:07,096 Hey, nice to finally meet you, bro. 596 00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:08,565 Oh, you too. Thanks. 597 00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:09,799 Goodbye, Eric. 598 00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:12,038 - Enjoy your day. - Take care, bro. 599 00:27:19,744 --> 00:27:23,380 If we were able to move an object faster than the speed of light, 600 00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:25,582 according to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, 601 00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:28,485 there would be an inertial frame of reference 602 00:27:28,487 --> 00:27:30,420 in which the object or the signal 603 00:27:30,422 --> 00:27:34,257 would be moving backward in time. 604 00:27:34,259 --> 00:27:36,596 Is time travel possible? 605 00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:40,497 Or is time travel simply a concept 606 00:27:40,499 --> 00:27:43,632 that exists only in science fiction? 607 00:27:43,634 --> 00:27:46,236 Imagine reliving the moon landing, 608 00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:49,840 or watching Babe Ruth hit a home run in person. 609 00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:52,843 And while time travel is often thought of 610 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:56,379 as a science fiction trope, it is in fact something 611 00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:59,548 that may someday soon become a reality. 612 00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:03,420 You see, the Theory of General Relativity 613 00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:07,157 suggests a basis for backward time travel, 614 00:28:07,159 --> 00:28:10,494 and I not only believe that time travel is 615 00:28:10,496 --> 00:28:13,697 theoretically possible, but I am confident 616 00:28:13,699 --> 00:28:16,169 that it will be achieved during my lifetime. 617 00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:40,724 Like, after 4:00 pm all the... 618 00:28:40,726 --> 00:28:43,160 you guys got your ID? 619 00:28:43,162 --> 00:28:45,194 It's insane, you know? 620 00:28:45,196 --> 00:28:46,896 Like, what are we supposed to do? ID? 621 00:28:46,898 --> 00:28:48,731 Uh, I'm actually not a student. 622 00:28:48,733 --> 00:28:51,735 I was hoping to speak to Dr. Joseph Goyer? 623 00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:54,638 Ah. Authorized personnel only beyond this point, sir. 624 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,206 Right, no, I understand. 625 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:58,741 I was just hoping to get a quick word with him. 626 00:28:58,743 --> 00:29:00,242 Maybe you could bring him up to the front 627 00:29:00,244 --> 00:29:02,312 or I could schedule an appointment, 628 00:29:02,314 --> 00:29:04,480 maybe speak to him later. Whatever works. 629 00:29:04,482 --> 00:29:07,486 Are you deaf, or are you stupid? 630 00:29:09,755 --> 00:29:11,755 I'm sorry, what? 631 00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:14,824 Ah, deaf, I see. 632 00:29:14,826 --> 00:29:19,196 Authorized personnel only 633 00:29:19,198 --> 00:29:22,435 beyond this point, sir. 634 00:29:23,835 --> 00:29:25,701 Are you for real? Because I was just asking 635 00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,603 - for a little bit of help. - Yeah, okay, 636 00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:28,971 Keep pushing me, buddy, 637 00:29:28,973 --> 00:29:31,941 and you're about to see just how real I can get. 638 00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:33,910 Everything okay here, Ed? 639 00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,880 Yes. Nothing I can't handle, Professor. 640 00:29:36,882 --> 00:29:39,315 Uh, can I help you? 641 00:29:39,317 --> 00:29:42,451 Uh, perhaps. I was hoping to get a word 642 00:29:42,453 --> 00:29:45,758 with Dr. Joseph Goyer in the Physics Department. 643 00:29:49,361 --> 00:29:52,796 It's okay, Ed. I'll handle this. 644 00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:54,797 Come on, follow me. 645 00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:56,932 Don't worry. 646 00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:59,302 Pardon me, Ed. 647 00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:00,636 Dr. Goyer was one of the most brilliant scientists 648 00:30:00,638 --> 00:30:01,971 I ever worked with. 649 00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:04,306 "Was"? He doesn't work here anymore? 650 00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:06,476 Not for about five years now. 651 00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:08,378 What happened? 652 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,845 Lab accident. 653 00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,882 He was working on a device that he believed 654 00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:15,818 would generate enough power to open two points 655 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,821 in the space-time continuum. 656 00:30:17,823 --> 00:30:19,623 Time travel. 657 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,857 But his experiment wasn't authorized. 658 00:30:21,859 --> 00:30:24,427 Something went wrong and an explosion 659 00:30:24,429 --> 00:30:26,395 destroyed the physics lab. 660 00:30:26,397 --> 00:30:28,498 He died in that explosion? 661 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,767 No, no one was hurt in the incident, 662 00:30:31,769 --> 00:30:35,438 but the university president was none too pleased. 663 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,976 Goyer was fired. 664 00:30:39,744 --> 00:30:42,612 After he got fired, did you guys keep in touch? 665 00:30:42,614 --> 00:30:45,015 He reach out? You have any idea where he might be? 666 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:48,918 No, he pretty much dropped off the radar after that. 667 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,054 You might want to try his ex-wife. 668 00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:54,423 I think she still lives in the area. 669 00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:55,624 Well, Professor, thank you so much 670 00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:56,825 for your time. I appreciate it. 671 00:30:56,827 --> 00:30:58,027 Sorry I couldn't be more help. 672 00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,699 You've been great, thank you. 673 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:04,369 Uh... 674 00:31:06,837 --> 00:31:09,873 Time travel. You, uh... 675 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,642 you don't suppose he was on to something, do you? 676 00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:17,380 His theories contradicted many modern physics principles, 677 00:31:17,382 --> 00:31:22,017 but Joe was smarter than all of us, so... 678 00:31:22,019 --> 00:31:23,353 who knows? 679 00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:24,690 Thanks again. 680 00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,526 So can I get you something to drink? 681 00:31:30,528 --> 00:31:32,594 Coffee? Water? 682 00:31:32,596 --> 00:31:35,634 Uh, sure, I'll have a water. Sounds good. 683 00:31:38,436 --> 00:31:40,670 You know, like I told you on the phone, 684 00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:43,409 I don't think I'm going to be very much help to you. 685 00:31:46,877 --> 00:31:51,815 You know, it seems like a lifetime ago. 686 00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:55,084 When was the last time you, um, talked to him? 687 00:31:55,086 --> 00:31:58,054 Truth be told, I haven't seen or heard from him 688 00:31:58,056 --> 00:31:59,988 in almost five years. 689 00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:04,393 And you don't have any idea where he might be, or...? 690 00:32:04,395 --> 00:32:07,764 Well, he had a grandfather on his mother's side 691 00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:09,899 who owns some land out in Colorado 692 00:32:09,901 --> 00:32:13,769 or... maybe it was Arizona. 693 00:32:13,771 --> 00:32:15,907 I can't remember, but you could start there. 694 00:32:19,577 --> 00:32:22,010 So I Holden McNeil-ed her, 695 00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,546 she did not Alyssa Jones me back. 696 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:27,116 What? Dude, that blows, man, 697 00:32:27,118 --> 00:32:28,852 and not in a good way. 698 00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:30,754 Oh, and I met her fiancé. 699 00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:32,855 Was he a Rick Derris type? 700 00:32:32,857 --> 00:32:36,092 No, no. He was charming, actually. Nice guy. 701 00:32:36,094 --> 00:32:38,894 Invited me in for a drink. I declined. 702 00:32:38,896 --> 00:32:41,430 Well, that's tough to compete with. 703 00:32:41,432 --> 00:32:43,568 You can't compete with it. 704 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:52,808 Unless... 705 00:32:52,810 --> 00:32:56,513 what if there was a way to travel back in time 706 00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:59,582 to a point before she met this guy? 707 00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,785 Holy shit, why didn't I think of that? 708 00:33:01,787 --> 00:33:03,987 The DeLorean's parked right here, Marty. 709 00:33:03,989 --> 00:33:06,855 - What are we waiting for? - I'm being serious, Kal. 710 00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,892 What if that were possible? 711 00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:11,960 Well, I would say yeah, that's a crazy plan. 712 00:33:11,962 --> 00:33:14,099 Why are you chasing this woman? 713 00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:19,201 Hell, I never did anything with my life. 714 00:33:19,203 --> 00:33:21,938 Nothing. I'm floating by. 715 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,539 I've never fought for anything, 716 00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:24,908 was never inspired to do anything, 717 00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,778 I never worked for anything. 718 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,582 What if this is that moment? 719 00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:33,949 What if this is that moment 720 00:33:33,951 --> 00:33:36,020 that I'm supposed to fight for? 721 00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:40,893 I don't want to look back and have any regrets. 722 00:33:44,829 --> 00:33:47,066 What are you talking about? 723 00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:55,838 There's this guy, Joseph Goyer, Dr. Joseph Goyer. 724 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,707 He believes that time travel is possible. 725 00:33:57,709 --> 00:33:58,874 I know it sounds crazy but he thinks 726 00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,577 it can be achieved in our lifetime. 727 00:34:01,579 --> 00:34:02,814 And you believe him? 728 00:34:04,883 --> 00:34:07,883 No... I don't know. 729 00:34:07,885 --> 00:34:09,885 I'd like a chance to get to talk to the guy, you know? 730 00:34:09,887 --> 00:34:11,787 Okay, then, why don't you? 731 00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:13,822 'Cause I can't find him. 732 00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:16,726 I went to his old work, I talked to his ex-coworkers, his ex-wife. 733 00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,126 Nobody knows where the hell the guy is. 734 00:34:18,128 --> 00:34:22,164 Well, maybe... maybe he's dead. 735 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,233 His ex-wife said something about a ranch 736 00:34:24,235 --> 00:34:27,105 in Colorado or Arizona or something. 737 00:34:29,574 --> 00:34:30,974 Hey... 738 00:34:30,976 --> 00:34:33,742 what did you say this guy's name was again? 739 00:34:33,744 --> 00:34:35,480 Joseph Goyer. 740 00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,081 Like G-o-y-e-r? 741 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,985 Yeah. What are you doing? 742 00:34:41,987 --> 00:34:44,686 Give me 24 hours to find this doctor of yours. 743 00:34:44,688 --> 00:34:46,255 - All right. - How are you gonna do that? 744 00:34:46,257 --> 00:34:48,258 Hey, I'm Kal. 745 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,758 You got this, right? 746 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,260 - Yeah, no, I got it. - Thanks, buddy. 747 00:34:51,262 --> 00:34:52,528 All right. 748 00:35:02,873 --> 00:35:05,240 So whoever couldn't find this doctor of yours 749 00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:06,809 wasn't looking very hard. 750 00:35:06,811 --> 00:35:08,077 What are you talking about? You found him? 751 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,077 Yeah, where's the peanut butter? 752 00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,113 To the left, second shelf. 753 00:35:11,115 --> 00:35:13,682 - County records. - What? 754 00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:15,684 Arizona county records, to be exact. 755 00:35:15,686 --> 00:35:17,119 So, turns out his grandfather 756 00:35:17,121 --> 00:35:19,889 owned a large parcel of land in rural Arizona, 757 00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:21,257 land which, according to county records, 758 00:35:21,259 --> 00:35:24,961 has never changed hands, you follow? 759 00:35:24,963 --> 00:35:27,130 So his grandfather passed away in 1992, 760 00:35:27,132 --> 00:35:28,998 which means the land probably stayed 761 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,999 in the family so they never had to file 762 00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,869 the paperwork to change the name on the deed. 763 00:35:32,871 --> 00:35:35,271 Kal, how'd you find out all this information, anyway? 764 00:35:35,273 --> 00:35:36,972 Internet, what do you think? 765 00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:38,608 Oh, I did a quick satellite search 766 00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:40,242 and I found this. Check it out. 767 00:35:40,244 --> 00:35:41,711 What's this? 768 00:35:41,713 --> 00:35:42,979 So that's the house right there, 769 00:35:42,981 --> 00:35:44,847 and then that looks like a car or a truck. 770 00:35:44,849 --> 00:35:46,215 It's kind of hard to tell 'cause the resolution... 771 00:35:46,217 --> 00:35:48,016 I swear to God I would give you a hug right now 772 00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:49,719 if I didn't think you'd get hard from it. 773 00:35:49,721 --> 00:35:52,822 Well, I did one better: driving directions. 774 00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:55,057 What?! Look at you! 775 00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:57,827 You know what this means, right? 776 00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,265 Yeah. 777 00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:03,569 Oh, yeah. 778 00:36:06,804 --> 00:36:08,338 I mean, you know, this guy could wind up 779 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:11,007 being some kind of wack job, right? 780 00:36:11,009 --> 00:36:13,943 Eric Laziter, it's been an honor and a privilege 781 00:36:13,945 --> 00:36:17,112 being your best friend for the past 16 years. 782 00:36:17,114 --> 00:36:19,983 Godspeed, my friend. 783 00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:23,219 Kal, you're an amazing human being. 784 00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:24,954 The honor and the privilege was all mine. 785 00:36:24,956 --> 00:36:27,123 Get in here. Come here, buddy. 786 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,657 - Love you, man. - I love you too. 787 00:36:28,659 --> 00:36:31,260 - Aah! Go get her, dog. - All right. Thank you. 788 00:36:31,262 --> 00:36:33,362 Hey, can I have your TV? 789 00:37:25,449 --> 00:37:28,851 Dr. Goyer? Joseph Goyer? 790 00:37:28,853 --> 00:37:31,389 Well, it's mainly just "Joe" these days. 791 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,726 I'm, uh, Eric Laziter. 792 00:37:36,728 --> 00:37:37,994 Nice to see you in person. 793 00:37:37,996 --> 00:37:39,929 I've come a long way to talk to you. 794 00:37:39,931 --> 00:37:41,063 Curious. 795 00:37:41,065 --> 00:37:43,331 Well, what can I do for you, son? 796 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,901 Uh, truthfully I'm curious about 797 00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,804 your theories on time travel. 798 00:37:47,806 --> 00:37:49,237 You said it could be achieved in our lifetime, 799 00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,740 said theoretically it was possible. 800 00:37:51,742 --> 00:37:55,945 What do you think we'd need to make it happen? 801 00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:59,718 A lot of money... and time. 802 00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:02,818 Well, money I have, 803 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:06,789 and if your theories are true... 804 00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:08,791 time shouldn't be an issue either, right? 805 00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:11,193 Well, technically... you know what? 806 00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:12,964 Let's go inside and talk. 807 00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:17,200 Okay, the ball represents the Earth. 808 00:38:17,202 --> 00:38:19,001 - Okay. - The fabric 809 00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,871 represents that which is MALLEABLE: space and time. 810 00:38:22,873 --> 00:38:24,941 This point where the fabric and the ball 811 00:38:24,943 --> 00:38:27,809 are touching represents where we currently are 812 00:38:27,811 --> 00:38:30,179 - in both time and space. - Okay. 813 00:38:30,181 --> 00:38:32,882 Now, with enough energy focused on space and time, 814 00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:34,950 you can snap together in time 815 00:38:34,952 --> 00:38:38,019 two moments just for an instant. 816 00:38:38,021 --> 00:38:40,856 Sounds a lot like the Rosen bridge theory. 817 00:38:40,858 --> 00:38:43,892 It's essentially a wormhole you're talking about, right? 818 00:38:43,894 --> 00:38:45,862 Precisely. 819 00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:48,798 Now, reports mentioned the immeasurably small amount of time 820 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,266 that the gap in space-time was open. 821 00:38:50,268 --> 00:38:52,400 Right, suggesting that not even 822 00:38:52,402 --> 00:38:53,436 an electron could slip through. 823 00:38:53,438 --> 00:38:55,003 See, that was their flaw, 824 00:38:55,005 --> 00:38:57,340 and where my theory differs. 825 00:38:57,342 --> 00:38:59,441 The electrons could travel the wormhole, 826 00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:03,345 but they arrive on a different plane of existence. 827 00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,280 When space and time are broken, 828 00:39:05,282 --> 00:39:08,918 you effectively create a new alternate reality, 829 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,523 one that follows our past exactly until it's created, 830 00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,525 at which point the unnatural interactions 831 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:19,829 spiral off into a future unrecognizable. 832 00:39:19,831 --> 00:39:21,329 A future unrecognizable, 833 00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:22,999 so you can change the past? 834 00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:26,269 No, no, no. You can change your future. 835 00:39:26,271 --> 00:39:28,838 Or, rather, the future in the time line 836 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,009 that you traveled back to. 837 00:39:34,846 --> 00:39:37,112 You're saying this is a one-way trip, right? 838 00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:38,981 I suppose inter-dimensional travel 839 00:39:38,983 --> 00:39:42,050 is theoretically possible at some point. 840 00:39:42,052 --> 00:39:43,418 The concepts and equations 841 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,320 involving that matter far, far exceed 842 00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:48,191 anything in the current world known of physics. 843 00:39:48,193 --> 00:39:51,961 Why didn't you continue your research? 844 00:39:51,963 --> 00:39:54,396 Yeah, um... 845 00:39:54,398 --> 00:39:57,867 blowing up a lab gives people pause 846 00:39:57,869 --> 00:40:00,869 when it comes to acquiring funding. 847 00:40:00,871 --> 00:40:04,039 The incident also caused me to become 848 00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:07,445 a bit of a laughingstock within the scientific community. 849 00:40:11,949 --> 00:40:12,951 Okay. 850 00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:16,054 One last question. 851 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,260 How do you feel about second chances? 852 00:40:22,994 --> 00:40:25,561 Look around. 853 00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:29,067 What do you see? What do you hear? 854 00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:34,970 Nothing. 855 00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:40,610 Exactly. It's just beautiful. 856 00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:44,012 All my life I've been surrounded 857 00:40:44,014 --> 00:40:46,182 by the busyness of the world, 858 00:40:46,184 --> 00:40:49,017 its problems, the critics. 859 00:40:49,019 --> 00:40:53,990 It can literally drain the life out of you. 860 00:40:53,992 --> 00:40:57,626 But as I've grown older, 861 00:40:57,628 --> 00:40:59,461 I've grown to appreciate the peace of mind 862 00:40:59,463 --> 00:41:01,500 that comes with the silence. 863 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,601 I have no desire to go back. 864 00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:08,905 None at all, huh? Why is that? 865 00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:12,544 A man can only handle so much failure. 866 00:41:16,914 --> 00:41:19,615 You know, some of the brightest minds in history 867 00:41:19,617 --> 00:41:22,117 have had to endure incredible amounts of failure 868 00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:23,318 in order to achieve success. 869 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,153 Take Robert Goddard, for example. 870 00:41:25,155 --> 00:41:27,423 - Apples and oranges. - It's not apples and oranges. 871 00:41:27,425 --> 00:41:29,958 His theories on rockets we could potentially use 872 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,459 for space travel, they were highly criticized. 873 00:41:31,461 --> 00:41:34,063 He was called a fool, told they were impossible. 874 00:41:34,065 --> 00:41:36,132 He was shunned. 875 00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:39,302 Eight years later, 876 00:41:39,304 --> 00:41:41,704 his research was key in the genesis of the space program. 877 00:41:41,706 --> 00:41:43,972 - Your point? - My point, doctor, 878 00:41:43,974 --> 00:41:47,275 is that he let people drive him into seclusion, the critics, 879 00:41:47,277 --> 00:41:50,146 and he died before he was ever able 880 00:41:50,148 --> 00:41:51,546 to see his vision become reality. 881 00:41:51,548 --> 00:41:53,085 My point to you... 882 00:41:55,686 --> 00:41:58,222 ...is maybe it's time for you to get back to work. 883 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,090 What's this? 884 00:42:02,092 --> 00:42:06,061 A monument to wasted time and money. 885 00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:08,463 Want to know how it works? 886 00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:09,934 In theory... 887 00:42:14,137 --> 00:42:17,072 Sorry. 888 00:42:17,074 --> 00:42:18,541 The process of condensing energy 889 00:42:18,543 --> 00:42:21,978 can be obtained with super-conducted dark matter. 890 00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:25,046 Dark matter makes up approximately 25% 891 00:42:25,048 --> 00:42:26,983 of the total mass of the universe, 892 00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:28,450 and while it is not detectable 893 00:42:28,452 --> 00:42:30,720 via traditional means, 894 00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:33,021 I have devised a way to collect and store 895 00:42:33,023 --> 00:42:35,557 limited quantities of it. 896 00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:38,126 You can store dark matter, how? 897 00:42:38,128 --> 00:42:40,729 By using rods made of a special Osmium alloy, 898 00:42:40,731 --> 00:42:43,432 oppositely charged to create a unique magnetic field 899 00:42:43,434 --> 00:42:46,334 which attracts and stores the dark matter. 900 00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:47,769 The charges are then reversed, 901 00:42:47,771 --> 00:42:50,072 causing the dark matter to be discharged 902 00:42:50,074 --> 00:42:51,706 as a form of dark energy 903 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,608 with enough power to collapse two points 904 00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:55,713 in the space-time continuum. 905 00:42:59,016 --> 00:43:01,419 Okay. All right, where do we start? 906 00:43:03,554 --> 00:43:07,125 Uh, we start by cleaning the lab. 907 00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,492 The lab doesn't get used much, huh? 908 00:43:10,494 --> 00:43:13,965 It's used plenty... for storage. 909 00:43:18,635 --> 00:43:21,105 Uh, and this? 910 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,572 - How big are the holes? - What, are you serious? 911 00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,708 I mean, I can buy you another pair of socks if that's what you need. 912 00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:29,211 Throw it in "tools". 913 00:43:29,213 --> 00:43:32,313 Tools... see, I've been using these things all wrong. 914 00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:35,818 You're looking at it wrong. It's a rag now. 915 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,552 That's clever. 916 00:43:37,554 --> 00:43:40,356 So, what are you doing with your time these days 917 00:43:40,358 --> 00:43:42,358 now that you're done studying time travel? 918 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,827 I spend most of my time working on that old truck. 919 00:43:44,829 --> 00:43:47,595 It was my dad's. 920 00:43:47,597 --> 00:43:49,731 Been fixing it up for a long time now. 921 00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:53,401 More of a tinkerer, really, than a scientist these days, 922 00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:56,505 though I've never really given up, I suppose. 923 00:43:56,507 --> 00:43:59,108 I'm working the problem on a smaller scale. 924 00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,480 So there are scales to time travel? 925 00:44:02,813 --> 00:44:05,514 Powering the machine is only half the battle. 926 00:44:05,516 --> 00:44:07,516 I'm working on the equations. 927 00:44:07,518 --> 00:44:10,188 I see. Well... 928 00:44:11,521 --> 00:44:12,854 call me a simpleton, 929 00:44:12,856 --> 00:44:16,425 but these equations look pretty solid to me. 930 00:44:16,427 --> 00:44:17,760 Simpleton. 931 00:44:17,762 --> 00:44:20,595 The variables are undefined. 932 00:44:20,597 --> 00:44:24,200 I spend most of my time chipping away at the possibilities. 933 00:44:24,202 --> 00:44:27,305 I have no solutions as of yet. 934 00:44:29,306 --> 00:44:31,307 You identify the impossibilities, 935 00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:34,510 all you're left with are the possible. 936 00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:38,414 Yeah, I suppose. 937 00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:40,282 I mean, isn't that the end game? 938 00:44:40,284 --> 00:44:41,787 To solve the equation? 939 00:44:51,262 --> 00:44:55,363 When I was a kid, there was this toy, 940 00:44:55,365 --> 00:45:01,804 um... a decoder or a kaleidoscope or something. 941 00:45:01,806 --> 00:45:04,472 It was the holy grail to me. 942 00:45:04,474 --> 00:45:08,144 It cost five dollars. 943 00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:10,778 So I scrimped and saved 944 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,481 and added cents here and there 945 00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:15,251 and eventually I had it, five dollars. 946 00:45:15,253 --> 00:45:17,253 I went down and I bought the toy... 947 00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:20,822 only to have it stolen by this neighborhood bully, 948 00:45:20,824 --> 00:45:22,593 Earl Schroeder. 949 00:45:24,561 --> 00:45:27,630 Anyway, I saved again, and my birthday comes 950 00:45:27,632 --> 00:45:31,800 and all of a sudden, five dollars in my palm. 951 00:45:31,802 --> 00:45:34,702 I get on my bike and I pedal so fast 952 00:45:34,704 --> 00:45:36,271 to get to the store, I upend my bike 953 00:45:36,273 --> 00:45:39,307 on the way to get my perfect prize. 954 00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:41,744 And my birthday money went for new handlebars. 955 00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:44,345 Not my choice. 956 00:45:44,347 --> 00:45:47,883 Back to square one. I save the money, 957 00:45:47,885 --> 00:45:49,517 I get to the store, 958 00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:52,454 sold out, never to return. 959 00:45:52,456 --> 00:45:55,191 Really? I'd say somebody 960 00:45:55,193 --> 00:45:56,758 didn't want you to have that kaleidoscope. 961 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,459 Ah, you would think. 962 00:45:58,461 --> 00:46:00,795 Years later I have a job. 963 00:46:00,797 --> 00:46:03,766 One week I get a bonus in my check. 964 00:46:03,768 --> 00:46:05,633 I never forgot that toy. 965 00:46:05,635 --> 00:46:07,735 I find it at a vintage toy store. 966 00:46:07,737 --> 00:46:09,204 I go down to the store. 967 00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:11,273 I slide the money across the table, 968 00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:12,740 ear-to-ear grin. 969 00:46:12,742 --> 00:46:14,809 I collect my perfect prize. 970 00:46:14,811 --> 00:46:17,679 I walk outside, I'm looking through the kaleidoscope. 971 00:46:17,681 --> 00:46:19,748 All right, mission accomplished. 972 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,416 Sort of. 973 00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:22,952 While I'm looking through the kaleidoscope, 974 00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,954 not paying attention to where I'm going, 975 00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:27,322 I run into this beautiful young woman. 976 00:46:27,324 --> 00:46:29,791 She's carrying home groceries from the store. 977 00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:31,594 Knock 'em all over the ground. 978 00:46:31,596 --> 00:46:33,963 In my haste to help her collect her groceries, 979 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:36,835 I step on and crush the kaleidoscope. 980 00:46:38,936 --> 00:46:40,501 Kaleidoscope was jinxed. 981 00:46:40,503 --> 00:46:43,871 No, actually quite the opposite. 982 00:46:43,873 --> 00:46:45,740 That beautiful young woman 983 00:46:45,742 --> 00:46:48,376 would go on to become my wife. 984 00:46:48,378 --> 00:46:50,845 This lifelong quest that I was on 985 00:46:50,847 --> 00:46:54,483 was actually about something else altogether. 986 00:46:54,485 --> 00:46:58,019 See, I didn't know where I was supposed to be 987 00:46:58,021 --> 00:47:00,224 until I'd actually arrived. 988 00:47:04,295 --> 00:47:06,530 Earth to Eric. 989 00:47:13,871 --> 00:47:18,474 Yeah, I was just thinking about your story 990 00:47:18,476 --> 00:47:22,945 and if your theory's right... 991 00:47:22,947 --> 00:47:25,914 I was just thinking maybe your journey's not complete. 992 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:27,449 What is all this, anyway? 993 00:47:27,451 --> 00:47:29,717 Most of them are sophisticated gauges 994 00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,686 and instruments that will allow me to pinpoint 995 00:47:31,688 --> 00:47:34,856 exactly when and where a time traveler ends up. 996 00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:37,358 The process requires exact calculations 997 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,994 to determine not only the time, 998 00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:42,898 - but the place as well. - Okay. 999 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,367 The earth is in constant motion, 1000 00:47:45,369 --> 00:47:47,436 both rotationally and orbitally, 1001 00:47:47,438 --> 00:47:49,003 so sending a time traveler back 1002 00:47:49,005 --> 00:47:51,572 to a specific point in space 1003 00:47:51,574 --> 00:47:54,876 could very well occur at a time when the earth isn't there. 1004 00:47:54,878 --> 00:47:58,813 And I must also account for not only 1005 00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:00,883 the rotation of the earth but also the rate or speed 1006 00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:02,717 at which the galaxy is expanding. 1007 00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,987 Without precise and exact calculations, 1008 00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,822 a traveler could end up being dropped off 1009 00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:10,492 in the cold vacuum of space and killed instantly. 1010 00:48:10,494 --> 00:48:12,827 Push a couple of buttons, turn a few knobs, right? 1011 00:48:12,829 --> 00:48:14,929 Hey, you have no idea the amount of education 1012 00:48:14,931 --> 00:48:16,764 - it takes to fathom this kind of math! - All right, relax. 1013 00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:19,334 I understand what an imaginary number is. 1014 00:48:19,336 --> 00:48:22,905 - It's okay. - Good. 1015 00:48:22,907 --> 00:48:24,606 Why don't you go get some rest? 1016 00:48:24,608 --> 00:48:28,443 Tomorrow... tomorrow we start the real work. 1017 00:48:31,882 --> 00:48:33,351 Look, I'm no psychiatrist... 1018 00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:38,356 but I can tell there's something more going on with you. 1019 00:48:43,693 --> 00:48:47,532 Ah... am I allowed to cite personal reasons? 1020 00:48:50,934 --> 00:48:55,037 All right, suffice it to say that, um, 1021 00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:58,106 maybe I wasn't happy where my journey ended up 1022 00:48:58,108 --> 00:49:01,043 and I decided to take things into my own hands. 1023 00:49:01,045 --> 00:49:02,978 Surely you've had things in your life that you regret, 1024 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,483 things you wish you'd done differently. 1025 00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:09,921 Only one that really mattered. 1026 00:49:11,956 --> 00:49:13,688 I don't know, man. I gotta tell ya... 1027 00:49:13,690 --> 00:49:15,891 I do not see you getting past my shields. 1028 00:49:15,893 --> 00:49:17,959 Pfft. Your shields will break down. 1029 00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:19,961 Star Fleet's pretty smart in their work. 1030 00:49:19,963 --> 00:49:22,030 Torpedoes with 16.1 isotone power, 1031 00:49:22,032 --> 00:49:24,499 18 type 7 phase emitters. 1032 00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:26,101 No, the USS "Enterprise" 1033 00:49:26,103 --> 00:49:28,070 trumps the Imperial Class Star Destroyer 1034 00:49:28,072 --> 00:49:31,072 in any galaxy. 1035 00:49:31,074 --> 00:49:33,108 Oh, and be careful when you set that CPU. 1036 00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:35,411 That has to be very precisely placed. 1037 00:49:35,413 --> 00:49:36,744 I got it. 1038 00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:37,748 Okay. 1039 00:49:40,818 --> 00:49:43,918 Lightsaber. Pretty cool. 1040 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,956 Phaser. Range beats melee. 1041 00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:50,057 Besides, phasers fire Nardion particles. 1042 00:49:50,059 --> 00:49:51,793 Even if a lightsaber could deflect those, 1043 00:49:51,795 --> 00:49:52,994 which it's not because it's meant 1044 00:49:52,996 --> 00:49:54,595 to deflect pure energy blaster fire, 1045 00:49:54,597 --> 00:49:56,831 the phaser's continuous beam capability 1046 00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,833 is gonna trump the Jedi's arm strength any day. 1047 00:49:58,835 --> 00:50:01,737 But they're Jedis. I think they would be 1048 00:50:01,739 --> 00:50:03,771 slaying red shirts before their arms got tired. 1049 00:50:03,773 --> 00:50:06,708 Ah, but you forget about the wide-beam capability of the phaser. 1050 00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,876 I did not forget about the wide-beam capability of the phaser. 1051 00:50:08,878 --> 00:50:11,713 The Jedi only has to protect himself, right, or herself. 1052 00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:14,048 Three-foot span of a lightsaber, that would protect most. 1053 00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:16,017 Plus a wide-beam only lands on a single, flat plane. 1054 00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:17,920 Everybody knows that. 1055 00:50:17,922 --> 00:50:20,722 Luke, gimme Han, spells dream team. 1056 00:50:20,724 --> 00:50:22,490 Versus Kirk and Spock, an infallible leader 1057 00:50:22,492 --> 00:50:24,827 and his exceedingly logical sidekick? Please. 1058 00:50:24,829 --> 00:50:26,862 You give Han his blaster, you give Luke his lightsaber... 1059 00:50:26,864 --> 00:50:28,796 Ah, shit! 1060 00:50:28,798 --> 00:50:30,199 What happened? 1061 00:50:30,201 --> 00:50:33,469 I fried a circuit. It was a custom job. 1062 00:50:33,471 --> 00:50:36,671 It took me two years to build that thing. 1063 00:50:36,673 --> 00:50:37,673 Okay, so what do we do now? 1064 00:50:37,675 --> 00:50:38,843 Well... 1065 00:50:40,844 --> 00:50:42,112 Let me think. 1066 00:50:44,248 --> 00:50:46,014 The fuel cells discharge in parallel, 1067 00:50:46,016 --> 00:50:49,985 so I can jumper past the defective board 1068 00:50:49,987 --> 00:50:52,787 but the loss in power I won't be able to calculate 1069 00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:55,125 until the rods are charged and in place. 1070 00:51:01,898 --> 00:51:03,664 Once I get the rods in place, 1071 00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:05,233 I can take some test readings and see 1072 00:51:05,235 --> 00:51:07,702 what kind of a discharge we'll be able to achieve. 1073 00:51:07,704 --> 00:51:09,938 So what number are we looking for here? 1074 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:12,708 Well, theoretically, something in the neighborhood 1075 00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:17,512 of 500 exa eVs would be ideal. 1076 00:51:17,514 --> 00:51:21,182 But at a minimum we need to achieve 1077 00:51:21,184 --> 00:51:24,786 at least a peta eV to even think about 1078 00:51:24,788 --> 00:51:26,655 opening the space-time continuum. 1079 00:51:26,657 --> 00:51:28,123 So basically you're saying the amount of energy 1080 00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:30,559 we generate with this thing is directly related 1081 00:51:30,561 --> 00:51:33,829 to the amount of time we can travel, right? 1082 00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:35,834 In layman's terms, yes. 1083 00:51:42,172 --> 00:51:44,539 What? What happened? 1084 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:47,242 463 peta eVs. 1085 00:51:47,244 --> 00:51:48,911 It's quite a power loss, 1086 00:51:48,913 --> 00:51:50,912 but, um... 1087 00:51:50,914 --> 00:51:51,979 I'd still call this step a success. 1088 00:51:51,981 --> 00:51:55,284 Okay. 1089 00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:57,586 So... 1090 00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:58,987 when are you going to come clean 1091 00:51:58,989 --> 00:52:02,925 about why you are really here? 1092 00:52:02,927 --> 00:52:04,892 Why I'm really here. Does it matter? 1093 00:52:04,894 --> 00:52:07,929 Of course it matters. 1094 00:52:07,931 --> 00:52:10,164 Up until now, I've been content to allow you 1095 00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:15,003 to help me with my research, assuming that your true reason 1096 00:52:15,005 --> 00:52:16,338 for being here would surface eventually, 1097 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:19,974 but as we approach what is certain to be 1098 00:52:19,976 --> 00:52:22,209 a crossroad in our experiment, 1099 00:52:22,211 --> 00:52:24,845 your true reason may be an impediment 1100 00:52:24,847 --> 00:52:27,014 to our continued partnership. 1101 00:52:27,016 --> 00:52:28,749 How so? 1102 00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:31,320 Now, that depends on why you're really here. 1103 00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,820 You could be working for the government 1104 00:52:32,822 --> 00:52:34,889 and you're here to steal my secrets 1105 00:52:34,891 --> 00:52:37,325 to use them for your own nefarious purposes. 1106 00:52:37,327 --> 00:52:39,061 You caught me. 1107 00:52:39,063 --> 00:52:40,996 I'm kidding. I don't work for the government. 1108 00:52:40,998 --> 00:52:42,930 I'm joking. 1109 00:52:42,932 --> 00:52:44,932 I told you, it's personal. 1110 00:52:44,934 --> 00:52:49,239 Eric, you have to explain yourself better than that. 1111 00:52:51,342 --> 00:52:52,807 You really wanna know? 1112 00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:55,110 I do. 1113 00:52:55,112 --> 00:52:59,347 Okay. 1114 00:52:59,349 --> 00:53:02,150 I am, uh... 1115 00:53:02,152 --> 00:53:04,086 I'm here about a girl. 1116 00:53:04,088 --> 00:53:08,155 I don't know what it is you think we're doing here, 1117 00:53:08,157 --> 00:53:10,025 but I assure you whatever we accomplish 1118 00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,760 will have little consequence in fixing 1119 00:53:11,762 --> 00:53:13,961 whatever's wrong with your love life. 1120 00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:16,632 I'm in love. Okay, I met a girl, 1121 00:53:16,634 --> 00:53:22,637 and I fell in love with her and she is fantastic, 1122 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,773 and she inspires me in ways that I never thought 1123 00:53:24,775 --> 00:53:26,374 I could be inspired. 1124 00:53:26,376 --> 00:53:28,776 Okay, and I need you to send me back in time 1125 00:53:28,778 --> 00:53:30,945 to a point before she meets this guy, 1126 00:53:30,947 --> 00:53:32,748 this... this guy she's with now 1127 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,016 who she thinks she's in love with. 1128 00:53:34,018 --> 00:53:35,784 I can't send you back in time. 1129 00:53:35,786 --> 00:53:38,387 First of all, I think you fail to understand 1130 00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:40,889 the ramifications of such an action, 1131 00:53:40,891 --> 00:53:43,891 and second, there's no indication 1132 00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:45,193 this device will even work. 1133 00:53:45,195 --> 00:53:46,994 Well, you said that this was possible. 1134 00:53:46,996 --> 00:53:48,362 In theory. 1135 00:53:48,364 --> 00:53:50,831 There's no way to test it or prove it. 1136 00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,300 That's how you test it, right? 1137 00:53:52,302 --> 00:53:53,834 That's how you prove it. You send me back. 1138 00:53:53,836 --> 00:53:55,170 That's the test. 1139 00:53:55,172 --> 00:53:56,972 Eric, I'm not experimenting on you. 1140 00:53:56,974 --> 00:53:58,773 There's no way of knowing what will happen 1141 00:53:58,775 --> 00:54:00,141 to someone once they leave my garage. 1142 00:54:00,143 --> 00:54:02,344 Their molecules could be scattered to the cosmos. 1143 00:54:02,346 --> 00:54:04,845 You haven't even thought through 1144 00:54:04,847 --> 00:54:06,782 the situation you would be in 1145 00:54:06,784 --> 00:54:08,749 if and when I could send you back. 1146 00:54:08,751 --> 00:54:10,418 You know, I'd figure it out. 1147 00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:12,054 See, that's what I mean. 1148 00:54:12,056 --> 00:54:14,222 You have no idea what you'd be going back to. 1149 00:54:14,224 --> 00:54:16,858 You wouldn't exist. I mean, yes, 1150 00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:18,092 the you from that timeline would exist 1151 00:54:18,094 --> 00:54:20,429 but you, Eric, you would have no money, 1152 00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,930 no job, no identity. 1153 00:54:22,932 --> 00:54:24,331 For all intents and purposes, 1154 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:27,235 you'd struggle to survive. 1155 00:54:27,237 --> 00:54:29,070 And even if I could send you back, 1156 00:54:29,072 --> 00:54:30,871 I wouldn't do it for a reason 1157 00:54:30,873 --> 00:54:33,340 so trite and juvenile as lost love. 1158 00:54:33,342 --> 00:54:35,376 Trite and juvenile? You know what? Let me tell you something. 1159 00:54:35,378 --> 00:54:36,945 If you've ever been in love in your life, 1160 00:54:36,947 --> 00:54:38,713 you'd know what I was talking about. 1161 00:54:38,715 --> 00:54:41,048 Don't you stand there and try to pass judgment on me. 1162 00:54:41,050 --> 00:54:43,387 You know nothing about me. 1163 00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:51,358 I'm sorry, Eric. I'm sorry. 1164 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,396 Look... 1165 00:54:54,398 --> 00:54:56,331 you've been great on the build. 1166 00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:58,099 You have been. I'm eternally grateful. 1167 00:54:58,101 --> 00:54:59,834 Yeah, great. You know how you pay me back? 1168 00:54:59,836 --> 00:55:02,806 You send me back. That's how you pay me back! 1169 00:55:04,373 --> 00:55:07,275 That's the only fucking reason I'm here! 1170 00:55:07,277 --> 00:55:08,909 I can't send you back. 1171 00:55:08,911 --> 00:55:11,146 Look... these equations, they're still unsolved. 1172 00:55:11,148 --> 00:55:14,849 So unless you can solve them... 1173 00:55:14,851 --> 00:55:16,150 I'm sorry. 1174 00:55:16,152 --> 00:55:17,952 Time travel just isn't possible. 1175 00:55:17,954 --> 00:55:19,887 Yeah, you know what? Fuck it, let's just give up. 1176 00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:21,757 We keep trying. That's what we do. 1177 00:55:21,759 --> 00:55:22,958 That's what we've been doing. We don't give up. 1178 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,959 We keep fucking trying! 1179 00:55:24,961 --> 00:55:27,297 Time travel is not possible. 1180 00:55:31,201 --> 00:55:33,471 So that's it, right? That's, uh... 1181 00:55:37,141 --> 00:55:38,773 This whole thing has been futile, right? 1182 00:55:38,775 --> 00:55:41,543 It's a... it's a charade? 1183 00:55:41,545 --> 00:55:44,845 It's not possible? It's for nothing? 1184 00:55:44,847 --> 00:55:46,481 No, it wasn't for nothing. 1185 00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:49,083 We've made great strides in proving my theories, 1186 00:55:49,085 --> 00:55:51,353 strides that will be hugely beneficial 1187 00:55:51,355 --> 00:55:53,822 to mankind in the future. 1188 00:55:53,824 --> 00:55:55,791 Where are you going? 1189 00:55:55,793 --> 00:55:57,161 You know what? It looks like I'm going nowhere. 1190 00:56:01,164 --> 00:56:03,030 I actually envy you. 1191 00:56:03,032 --> 00:56:05,266 You envy the guy that... guy that's in love 1192 00:56:05,268 --> 00:56:08,170 with the girl he can't have? 1193 00:56:08,172 --> 00:56:08,972 No. 1194 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,240 I envy the guy who knows what he wants 1195 00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:16,344 and isn't afraid to go after it. 1196 00:56:16,346 --> 00:56:18,313 Even if going after it looks like 1197 00:56:18,315 --> 00:56:21,018 it's gonna result in a fiery crash? 1198 00:56:24,121 --> 00:56:28,055 No, I think we should all be so lucky 1199 00:56:28,057 --> 00:56:33,561 to experience a crash like that, you know? 1200 00:56:33,563 --> 00:56:35,132 I mean, at least once in our lives. 1201 00:56:38,268 --> 00:56:39,436 I suppose. 1202 00:56:42,438 --> 00:56:44,472 But I like to land safe and sound. 1203 00:56:44,474 --> 00:56:47,845 I think it's a way better plan. 1204 00:56:49,413 --> 00:56:52,847 Safe and sound, huh? 1205 00:56:52,849 --> 00:56:55,016 Let me tell you something about that. 1206 00:56:55,018 --> 00:56:57,985 When I was in school, everyone thought I was 1207 00:56:57,987 --> 00:57:03,358 the wild and crazy one, you know? 1208 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,360 Had to be the first to do everything. 1209 00:57:06,362 --> 00:57:12,032 Truth is... I was hiding. 1210 00:57:12,034 --> 00:57:14,501 I always played it safe. 1211 00:57:14,503 --> 00:57:17,072 And look where that got me. 1212 00:57:17,074 --> 00:57:20,411 I am bartending in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1213 00:57:23,045 --> 00:57:24,246 So why don't you get the hell out of here, 1214 00:57:24,248 --> 00:57:27,385 you know, go do something else? 1215 00:57:29,018 --> 00:57:31,318 Right. Well, it's not that easy. 1216 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,188 Um, I have responsibilities. 1217 00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:35,557 You know, I'm not a kid anymore. 1218 00:57:35,559 --> 00:57:38,325 I can't sit in my room and dream. 1219 00:57:38,327 --> 00:57:41,195 I gotta make shit work. 1220 00:57:41,197 --> 00:57:45,032 I've got debt I've gotta pay off. 1221 00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:47,469 I've got $40 grand in student loans 1222 00:57:47,471 --> 00:57:52,440 because I was so set on getting a degree... 1223 00:57:52,442 --> 00:57:58,213 that did me a lot of good. Didn't it? 1224 00:57:58,215 --> 00:58:00,617 Degrees are a funny thing. 1225 00:58:02,318 --> 00:58:04,385 Everyone's got responsibilities, you know? 1226 00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:07,891 It's never too late to dream, is it? 1227 00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:13,063 Sometimes it's too late to make those dreams a reality. 1228 00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:17,097 It just is. 1229 00:58:17,099 --> 00:58:18,967 What if you could go back in time, right, 1230 00:58:18,969 --> 00:58:20,568 and change something. 1231 00:58:20,570 --> 00:58:22,970 You can change anything you want. 1232 00:58:22,972 --> 00:58:25,106 What would it be? 1233 00:58:25,108 --> 00:58:26,307 Wow. 1234 00:58:26,309 --> 00:58:27,510 Um... 1235 00:58:30,213 --> 00:58:34,048 I would do something that scared the shit out of me. 1236 00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,016 I would. 1237 00:58:36,018 --> 00:58:39,554 I'd go on an adventure. 1238 00:58:39,556 --> 00:58:42,326 I would get the hell out of here and... 1239 00:58:44,293 --> 00:58:49,697 I don't know if I'd come back. 1240 00:58:49,699 --> 00:58:52,266 Okay. All right. 1241 00:58:52,268 --> 00:58:55,336 An adventure. I like that. 1242 00:58:55,338 --> 00:58:56,340 Yeah. 1243 00:58:59,275 --> 00:59:03,077 Where to? 1244 00:59:03,079 --> 00:59:04,311 Alaska. 1245 00:59:04,313 --> 00:59:07,315 I've never been to Alaska. 1246 00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:08,717 Me neither. 1247 00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,220 But I hear the northern lights 1248 00:59:12,222 --> 00:59:16,191 are absolutely breathtaking this time of year. 1249 00:59:16,193 --> 00:59:18,360 And then I don't know. 1250 00:59:18,362 --> 00:59:21,396 I would just see where the universe took me. 1251 00:59:21,398 --> 00:59:24,532 I would just... 1252 00:59:24,534 --> 00:59:26,237 I'd be free. 1253 00:59:28,672 --> 00:59:30,141 Hmm. 1254 00:59:33,143 --> 00:59:36,644 You know, it's a shame... 1255 00:59:36,646 --> 00:59:43,017 by the time we figure out what we really want... 1256 00:59:43,019 --> 00:59:44,387 most of the time it's too late. 1257 00:59:47,690 --> 00:59:49,693 Opportunity's lost. 1258 00:59:51,728 --> 00:59:53,630 Hadn't thought of it that way. You're right. 1259 00:59:59,302 --> 01:00:00,735 Good luck with that girl. 1260 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,135 I think I got it. 1261 01:01:40,137 --> 01:01:41,668 All right, I've reworked the Rosen bridge theory 1262 01:01:41,670 --> 01:01:44,139 with re-evaluated properties based on Schwartzschild. 1263 01:01:44,141 --> 01:01:45,572 We know that "c-squared" is broken. 1264 01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,807 No, no, that's Schwartzschild's theory. 1265 01:01:46,809 --> 01:01:48,443 Mitchell fixed those problems. 1266 01:01:48,445 --> 01:01:49,776 But Schwarzschild achieved the proper values, 1267 01:01:49,778 --> 01:01:51,246 so his equation helps us. 1268 01:01:51,248 --> 01:01:53,213 Look, we know that the speed of light 1269 01:01:53,215 --> 01:01:55,617 is inconsistent, which means both sides 1270 01:01:55,619 --> 01:01:57,418 of the equation are inconsistent. 1271 01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:58,853 All right, the common factor is r. 1272 01:01:58,855 --> 01:02:01,655 Thus, 2GM equals inconsistent. 1273 01:02:01,657 --> 01:02:03,224 G and M are subject to c-squared 1274 01:02:03,226 --> 01:02:04,758 and r based on irrational polymers. 1275 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,565 "i" exists! And it solves everything. 1276 01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,802 She means that much to you? 1277 01:02:14,271 --> 01:02:16,804 She does. 1278 01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:18,773 Okay, if you are going to do this, 1279 01:02:18,775 --> 01:02:20,474 it has to be soon. 1280 01:02:20,476 --> 01:02:21,876 The rods are decaying at a much more rapid pace 1281 01:02:21,878 --> 01:02:23,510 than I had initially calculated. 1282 01:02:23,512 --> 01:02:25,546 According to my estimates, we should be able to 1283 01:02:25,548 --> 01:02:28,615 generate a discharge of 16.7 peta eVs. 1284 01:02:28,617 --> 01:02:30,784 Now this is not what I was hoping for, 1285 01:02:30,786 --> 01:02:33,287 but it should be sufficient to allow us to connect 1286 01:02:33,289 --> 01:02:36,456 any two moments in the past five years. 1287 01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:37,791 According to my calculations, 1288 01:02:37,793 --> 01:02:40,461 you will arrive in your new reality at 5:00 am, 1289 01:02:40,463 --> 01:02:42,429 November 21st, 2008, 1290 01:02:42,431 --> 01:02:44,831 plus or minus five minutes. 1291 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,767 How's that for irony? 1292 01:02:46,769 --> 01:02:48,735 Even with a time machine. 1293 01:02:48,737 --> 01:02:52,440 I've prepared a survival kit of sorts for you. 1294 01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:53,740 This should allow you to get 1295 01:02:53,742 --> 01:02:54,976 to where you need to go. 1296 01:02:54,978 --> 01:02:56,510 What's this? 1297 01:02:56,512 --> 01:02:58,979 It's a little bit of pre-2008 cash, 1298 01:02:58,981 --> 01:03:01,481 my old cell phone, and the keys to my truck. 1299 01:03:01,483 --> 01:03:03,885 That should allow you to get to Los Angeles, 1300 01:03:03,887 --> 01:03:06,420 but remember, once you land in 2008, 1301 01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:07,755 you're gonna have to figure out 1302 01:03:07,757 --> 01:03:10,226 your long-term survival plan. 1303 01:03:12,929 --> 01:03:15,262 Thank you. 1304 01:03:15,264 --> 01:03:16,731 I don't even know if the cell phone's gonna work. 1305 01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:17,999 The electrical interference from the rift 1306 01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:19,300 in the space-time continuum 1307 01:03:19,302 --> 01:03:20,668 will likely fry the circuits, 1308 01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:23,704 but let's go ahead and take it anyway. 1309 01:03:23,706 --> 01:03:26,874 I'd like to ask you a small favor in return. 1310 01:03:26,876 --> 01:03:28,876 Yeah, of course, anything. 1311 01:03:28,878 --> 01:03:30,744 What do you need? 1312 01:03:30,746 --> 01:03:34,715 The day you arrive is coincidentally 1313 01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:37,418 the same day as my lab accident. 1314 01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:39,019 Irony all around. 1315 01:03:39,021 --> 01:03:41,688 Why didn't that make national news, by the way? 1316 01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,490 It did, but the opening 1317 01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:46,894 of some teen romance vampire movie 1318 01:03:46,896 --> 01:03:48,829 stole the headlines that day. 1319 01:03:48,831 --> 01:03:52,700 Anyway, I need you to get this to me 1320 01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:55,036 by 7:30 PM. That's important. 1321 01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:57,405 That should prevent me from blowing up the lab 1322 01:03:57,407 --> 01:03:59,574 in that timeframe and it's a six hour drive 1323 01:03:59,576 --> 01:04:03,378 to Los Angeles, so you should have plenty of time. 1324 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,445 Well... 1325 01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:06,546 we should get going. 1326 01:04:06,548 --> 01:04:08,552 Are you ready? 1327 01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:15,023 Sure. 1328 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:17,758 Eric, you must be absolutely certain. 1329 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,829 There's no coming back from this. 1330 01:04:21,931 --> 01:04:23,367 Yeah, I know. 1331 01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:27,834 I know. I'm sure, yes. 1332 01:04:27,836 --> 01:04:30,438 Okay. 1333 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,773 Let's do it. 1334 01:04:31,775 --> 01:04:33,840 A historic moment. 1335 01:04:33,842 --> 01:04:35,742 For sure. 1336 01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:38,915 The first trip ever through time. 1337 01:04:41,751 --> 01:04:44,751 You know, it's comforting to know 1338 01:04:44,753 --> 01:04:48,990 that while me in my current form 1339 01:04:48,992 --> 01:04:52,025 will not feel the effects, 1340 01:04:52,027 --> 01:04:53,494 there will be a copy of me 1341 01:04:53,496 --> 01:04:55,798 in another reality who will... 1342 01:04:58,534 --> 01:05:01,802 now have the opportunity for a better life. 1343 01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:17,751 That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 1344 01:05:17,753 --> 01:05:18,920 I'm sorry. 1345 01:05:18,922 --> 01:05:21,923 Oh, Eric, don't be sorry. 1346 01:05:21,925 --> 01:05:25,959 You gave me a second chance to feel alive again, 1347 01:05:25,961 --> 01:05:30,798 and for that... 1348 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,803 you deserve your chance. 1349 01:05:35,938 --> 01:05:39,941 I don't even know what to say to you. 1350 01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:41,575 There's nothing to say. Get up there. 1351 01:05:41,577 --> 01:05:43,411 Get up there. 1352 01:05:43,413 --> 01:05:45,815 Come here. Come here. 1353 01:05:47,717 --> 01:05:49,516 Oh, thank you. 1354 01:05:49,518 --> 01:05:50,987 You're welcome. 1355 01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:53,924 Go get her. 1356 01:06:08,070 --> 01:06:09,970 May the Force be with you. 1357 01:06:35,798 --> 01:06:38,766 Aah! 1358 01:07:17,139 --> 01:07:20,777 Okay, this is a "starter"? 1359 01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:39,025 All right, all right, all right. 1360 01:07:43,867 --> 01:07:45,932 Here we go. 1361 01:07:45,934 --> 01:07:48,168 Come on, come on, baby. Come on. 1362 01:08:07,123 --> 01:08:10,157 All right, all right, what do you want from me? 1363 01:08:12,728 --> 01:08:13,728 Fuck! 1364 01:08:13,730 --> 01:08:15,262 Come on, goddammit. 1365 01:08:15,264 --> 01:08:16,466 Shit! 1366 01:08:27,810 --> 01:08:31,912 All right, the hard way. 1367 01:09:33,909 --> 01:09:36,242 Hey! 1368 01:09:36,244 --> 01:09:37,247 Ally. 1369 01:09:44,119 --> 01:09:46,086 Do I know you? 1370 01:09:46,088 --> 01:09:49,723 Uh, no, not yet. 1371 01:09:49,725 --> 01:09:55,028 Um, you're Ally, right? 1372 01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:57,764 Yeah. Yeah. 1373 01:09:57,766 --> 01:10:00,800 Well, I'm the only Ally within the next ten miles. 1374 01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:02,803 There was this other girl who was calling herself that, 1375 01:10:02,805 --> 01:10:05,238 but she changed it to "Ash" 'cause her name is... 1376 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,243 Ashley? 1377 01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:10,811 Right. 1378 01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:13,781 Okay, so, you know my name, 1379 01:10:13,783 --> 01:10:16,150 which is weird. 1380 01:10:16,152 --> 01:10:20,888 So, care to get on even ground with me? 1381 01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:23,089 Yeah, uh, right. Sorry. 1382 01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:25,692 Eric. Eric. Good to meet you. 1383 01:10:25,694 --> 01:10:28,862 - Ally. - Yeah, I know. 1384 01:10:28,864 --> 01:10:32,098 So, Eric, 1385 01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:33,800 What, uh, 1386 01:10:33,802 --> 01:10:38,238 what brings you to this fine establishment today? 1387 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,942 Um, I actually... my... my truck broke down up the road, 1388 01:10:41,944 --> 01:10:43,177 so I'm sort of stranded. 1389 01:10:43,179 --> 01:10:44,945 - Oh, yeah? - Stranded here, yeah. 1390 01:10:44,947 --> 01:10:46,813 - That's a bummer. - Right. 1391 01:10:46,815 --> 01:10:49,849 Well, you want me to call you a tow truck? 1392 01:10:49,851 --> 01:10:53,120 No, no, no. Actually, can I borrow a phone? 1393 01:10:53,122 --> 01:10:56,156 - Well, yeah. - Yeah? 1394 01:10:56,158 --> 01:10:57,758 Yeah, I got one right here. 1395 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,192 Okay, thanks. 1396 01:10:59,194 --> 01:11:01,861 Just gonna make a quick phone call to a friend. 1397 01:11:01,863 --> 01:11:03,666 Be quick, it's pre-pay. 1398 01:11:05,835 --> 01:11:06,837 Thank you. 1399 01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:31,726 Hello? 1400 01:11:31,728 --> 01:11:32,759 Kal, hey, listen. It's Eric. 1401 01:11:32,761 --> 01:11:34,061 Oh, hey, what's up, Eric? 1402 01:11:34,063 --> 01:11:35,929 Listen, I need you to come pick me up. 1403 01:11:35,931 --> 01:11:37,430 I'm in Arizona right now, just stop doing 1404 01:11:37,432 --> 01:11:39,433 whatever you're doing and come get me. 1405 01:11:39,435 --> 01:11:41,102 If you woke me up this early for a joke 1406 01:11:41,104 --> 01:11:42,335 I'm going back to bed. 1407 01:11:42,337 --> 01:11:44,037 No, I'm not joking. Listen, 1408 01:11:44,039 --> 01:11:45,473 I'm in Northern Arizona, I need you to come get me 1409 01:11:45,475 --> 01:11:46,906 and it's an emergency. 1410 01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:48,409 Just hurry up, will you? 1411 01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:50,177 Tell me where you are. 1412 01:11:50,179 --> 01:11:55,918 It's 11742 Hickory Way in Grand River, Arizona. 1413 01:11:58,287 --> 01:12:00,057 All right. 1414 01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:04,391 You... are a lifesaver. 1415 01:12:04,393 --> 01:12:09,028 Thank you. I've been told that before. 1416 01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:13,467 You know, I, uh, it's the weirdest thing. 1417 01:12:13,469 --> 01:12:16,937 I've been in town for a couple of hours 1418 01:12:16,939 --> 01:12:17,972 and I got nothing but headaches. 1419 01:12:17,974 --> 01:12:20,374 That'll be 1.02. 1420 01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:24,277 Oh, yeah? The town's really not that bad 1421 01:12:24,279 --> 01:12:26,147 if you give it a chance. 1422 01:12:26,149 --> 01:12:29,150 I'm not sure it's the town as much as it is the year. 1423 01:12:29,152 --> 01:12:30,785 What? 1424 01:12:30,787 --> 01:12:33,920 Uh, I'm probably just dehydrated. 1425 01:12:33,922 --> 01:12:36,456 Oh, yeah, that happens. 1426 01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:39,058 Fluid's in me. You got a map, by chance, 1427 01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:41,128 of Arizona I could take a peek at? 1428 01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:42,332 Sure. 1429 01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:47,034 Yeah, here you go. 1430 01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:48,369 Thank you. 1431 01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:51,371 Can I have it? Thank you. 1432 01:12:51,373 --> 01:12:52,540 You're welcome. 1433 01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,745 So you like working here, or what? 1434 01:12:57,145 --> 01:12:58,879 It's okay. 1435 01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:01,415 You know, it pays the bills. 1436 01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:05,919 I'm working here to pay my way through college. 1437 01:13:05,921 --> 01:13:09,255 Well, it's either that or be a stripper, so... 1438 01:13:09,257 --> 01:13:10,825 I'm kidding. 1439 01:13:10,827 --> 01:13:13,027 This town doesn't even have a strip club. 1440 01:13:13,029 --> 01:13:16,496 You ever... you ever think about getting out of here? 1441 01:13:16,498 --> 01:13:19,333 So I can be a stripper? 1442 01:13:19,335 --> 01:13:22,969 No. No, I wasn't thinking about that. 1443 01:13:22,971 --> 01:13:24,437 I mean, you know, get out of here, 1444 01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:26,607 do something more adventurous. 1445 01:13:26,609 --> 01:13:31,445 Yeah. Sometimes, right? 1446 01:13:31,447 --> 01:13:33,513 Well, don't wait too long, okay? 1447 01:13:33,515 --> 01:13:37,151 You might... you might miss your window. 1448 01:13:37,153 --> 01:13:38,919 Gee, thanks. 1449 01:13:38,921 --> 01:13:43,223 That's sage advice from a total weirdo. 1450 01:13:43,225 --> 01:13:45,058 You think I'm a total weirdo? 1451 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,293 Yeah. 1452 01:13:46,295 --> 01:13:47,928 I mean, like, in a good way. 1453 01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:49,530 You're like, um... 1454 01:13:49,532 --> 01:13:51,534 like Thomas Jerome Newton. 1455 01:13:54,069 --> 01:13:58,606 You know, "The Man Who Fell to Earth"? 1456 01:13:58,608 --> 01:14:03,043 David Bowie? 1976. 1457 01:14:03,045 --> 01:14:04,311 You need to watch more movies, man. 1458 01:14:04,313 --> 01:14:06,146 I will make sure I put that one 1459 01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,580 on my instant queue. 1460 01:14:07,582 --> 01:14:09,183 Your instant what? 1461 01:14:09,185 --> 01:14:11,518 Never mind. 1462 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,053 Weirdo. 1463 01:14:16,024 --> 01:14:17,458 Hey, baby. How much? 1464 01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:18,592 Kal! What's up? 1465 01:14:18,594 --> 01:14:22,495 Hey, man! Ahh! 1466 01:14:22,497 --> 01:14:24,365 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1467 01:14:24,367 --> 01:14:25,566 There's something different about you. 1468 01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:26,933 Uh, maybe I look a little older. 1469 01:14:26,935 --> 01:14:28,669 Yeah, maybe. 1470 01:14:28,671 --> 01:14:31,037 So what are you doing in Arizona, dude? 1471 01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:32,373 Long story, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. 1472 01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,008 How long did it take you to get here anyway? 1473 01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:35,375 I left at like quarter to eight so... 1474 01:14:35,377 --> 01:14:36,910 I don't know, five and a half hours? 1475 01:14:36,912 --> 01:14:38,044 Five and a half? All right. We gotta go. 1476 01:14:38,046 --> 01:14:39,281 I'll explain in the car, come on. 1477 01:14:49,992 --> 01:14:52,092 So, let me get this straight. 1478 01:14:52,094 --> 01:14:55,028 You traveled back in time so you are you, 1479 01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:56,562 but you're not really you. 1480 01:14:56,564 --> 01:14:58,331 Sort of. I mean, Yes and no. 1481 01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:01,634 I am me, I'm just not the me from this time. 1482 01:15:01,636 --> 01:15:03,303 Well, isn't that what I just said? 1483 01:15:03,305 --> 01:15:04,537 What? Are we playing "Who's on First" here? 1484 01:15:04,539 --> 01:15:06,040 - Come on. - It's complicated. 1485 01:15:06,042 --> 01:15:07,407 No, no, I get it. I understand that part, 1486 01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:11,111 what I don't understand is... why? 1487 01:15:11,113 --> 01:15:12,713 Honestly? 1488 01:15:12,715 --> 01:15:15,081 No, dishonestly. Look, I want you to tell me 1489 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,549 that you came back for Katy Perry 1490 01:15:16,551 --> 01:15:17,550 'cause you found out she was lying about it 1491 01:15:17,552 --> 01:15:18,952 when she kissed that girl 1492 01:15:18,954 --> 01:15:20,955 so it shattered your reality so bad 1493 01:15:20,957 --> 01:15:22,589 that you had to come back to a simpler time. 1494 01:15:22,591 --> 01:15:25,291 Yes, honestly! What kind of question is that? 1495 01:15:25,293 --> 01:15:26,593 I'm in love. 1496 01:15:26,595 --> 01:15:28,963 With Katy Perry? Or the girl she kissed? 1497 01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:31,231 No, neither, it's a different girl. 1498 01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:32,366 It's a completely different girl. 1499 01:15:32,368 --> 01:15:34,233 It's not Katy Perry, 1500 01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:36,003 it's a different girl entirely. 1501 01:15:36,005 --> 01:15:38,237 Oh, man, did she die or something? 1502 01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:41,075 No, no, she's just, uh, you know... 1503 01:15:41,077 --> 01:15:42,442 she's unavailable. 1504 01:15:42,444 --> 01:15:44,678 Unavailable? What the hell does that mean? 1505 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,382 Wow, is she in prison? Yeah! 1506 01:15:48,384 --> 01:15:50,217 No, she's not in prison. 1507 01:15:50,219 --> 01:15:53,086 She's, uh, engaged. 1508 01:15:53,088 --> 01:15:56,357 Whoa. Uh-oh. That's not good. 1509 01:15:56,359 --> 01:15:58,258 What do you mean? 1510 01:15:58,260 --> 01:15:59,628 What if she says no? 1511 01:16:02,264 --> 01:16:04,430 No, she can't... she's not gonna say no, 1512 01:16:04,432 --> 01:16:06,200 okay? Just we clicked, 1513 01:16:06,202 --> 01:16:09,169 we got a thing, she's not gonna say no. 1514 01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:11,237 So in five years you click, 1515 01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:13,173 but you have no idea who this girl is now. 1516 01:16:13,175 --> 01:16:15,275 What if you don't even dig the younger her? 1517 01:16:15,277 --> 01:16:18,012 I know who she becomes and I dig that, so... 1518 01:16:18,014 --> 01:16:19,245 Yeah, but if she meets you now 1519 01:16:19,247 --> 01:16:21,415 she may never even become that person. 1520 01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:23,083 Why are you being such a Debbie Downer, man? It's gonna work out. 1521 01:16:23,085 --> 01:16:25,218 Look, I invented time travel for this girl, okay? 1522 01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:26,586 - It's just reality. - I traveled through time for this girl. 1523 01:16:26,588 --> 01:16:28,121 It's going to work. 1524 01:16:28,123 --> 01:16:29,690 She's not gonna say no, it's fine. 1525 01:16:29,692 --> 01:16:31,627 Okay. 1526 01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:37,498 So, where exactly am I dropping you off? 1527 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,032 South Hills Mall. 1528 01:16:39,034 --> 01:16:41,402 But I need you to take me to CCS first. 1529 01:16:41,404 --> 01:16:44,103 CCS... are you crazy? 1530 01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:45,705 That's all the way over on the West Side. 1531 01:16:45,707 --> 01:16:48,041 It'll take us at least an hour to get there. 1532 01:16:48,043 --> 01:16:49,509 We're not going to be back to South Hills Mall 1533 01:16:49,511 --> 01:16:51,178 by 6:45. 1534 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:54,113 Fuck. All right, uh, 1535 01:16:54,115 --> 01:16:55,516 let me borrow your phone. You got a phone? 1536 01:16:55,518 --> 01:16:57,651 Yeah, yeah, it's right here. 1537 01:16:57,653 --> 01:16:59,585 What is this? You got internet on this thing? 1538 01:16:59,587 --> 01:17:02,688 No, it's not a computer. Crazy. 1539 01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:05,692 Internet on a phone... 1540 01:17:05,694 --> 01:17:08,161 Hi, yeah, I need you to give me the number 1541 01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:11,065 for the California College of Science. 1542 01:17:11,067 --> 01:17:12,732 Yeah, that's the one. 1543 01:17:12,734 --> 01:17:14,601 You got a pen? 1544 01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:17,673 Yup. What is it? 1545 01:17:19,074 --> 01:17:20,676 49, All right, thank you very much. 1546 01:17:30,719 --> 01:17:34,088 Hi, yeah, I need to speak to a Dr. Joseph Goyer. 1547 01:17:34,090 --> 01:17:36,723 He's in your... Yes, that's exactly right. 1548 01:17:36,725 --> 01:17:40,527 That Joseph Goyer, please. 1549 01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:43,464 No, I understand. Listen, it's very important. 1550 01:17:43,466 --> 01:17:45,665 Right, no I heard you the first time. 1551 01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:46,834 Listen, hmm... 1552 01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,468 just get him on the phone, please. 1553 01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:50,803 Just get him... 1554 01:17:50,805 --> 01:17:53,773 The heck? She hung up on me. 1555 01:17:53,775 --> 01:17:54,741 Dude, you gotta talk her up, man. Try to sound sexy. 1556 01:17:54,743 --> 01:17:57,143 - I'm calling her back. - Let me talk to her. 1557 01:17:57,145 --> 01:17:58,347 No, no, no, I'm not gonna let you talk to her. 1558 01:18:01,484 --> 01:18:04,418 Hi, yeah, you know what? I think we just got disconnected. 1559 01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,786 I was hoping to speak to Dr. Joseph Goyer. 1560 01:18:06,788 --> 01:18:08,222 Hello? 1561 01:18:08,224 --> 01:18:09,589 Fuck! This bitch hung up on me. 1562 01:18:09,591 --> 01:18:11,126 Goddammit. 1563 01:18:12,127 --> 01:18:15,696 How rude. 1564 01:18:15,698 --> 01:18:18,334 So where am I taking you? CCS or the mall? 1565 01:18:20,735 --> 01:18:22,535 How far to the mall? 1566 01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:23,870 From here, like, 20 minutes. 1567 01:18:23,872 --> 01:18:27,540 Give or take. 1568 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,311 Fuck! Yeah, we gotta go to the mall. 1569 01:18:33,349 --> 01:18:35,284 - Right here? - Yeah, this is good. Thanks, buddy. 1570 01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:44,157 - Hey, let me ask you something. - Yeah? 1571 01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:46,793 What am I like in the future? 1572 01:18:46,795 --> 01:18:48,794 Pretty much the same guy. 1573 01:18:48,796 --> 01:18:50,330 - Still awesome? - Yeah. 1574 01:18:50,332 --> 01:18:51,898 - Score! Ha-ha! - Yeah. 1575 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:55,501 Oh, you do come out of the closet, though. 1576 01:18:55,503 --> 01:18:57,437 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 1577 01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:59,606 Hey! What? I'm not... 1578 01:18:59,608 --> 01:19:02,375 wait, what are you saying, I'm gay? 1579 01:19:02,377 --> 01:19:04,745 Are you fucking with me? 1580 01:19:04,747 --> 01:19:06,479 He's just fucking with me, right? 1581 01:19:06,481 --> 01:19:08,382 I'm not gay, am I? 1582 01:19:08,384 --> 01:19:11,218 No. If I was I'd totally know it by now. 1583 01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:12,952 Yeah, he's just fucking with me. 1584 01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:14,420 Wait, is he? 1585 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,589 Hey. 1586 01:19:48,591 --> 01:19:50,426 Um... 1587 01:19:52,761 --> 01:19:55,661 listen, this is going to sound, um, 1588 01:19:55,663 --> 01:19:56,830 borderline insane. 1589 01:19:56,832 --> 01:19:58,665 Um... 1590 01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,601 I've got these two tickets to the new "Twilight" film. 1591 01:20:00,603 --> 01:20:02,302 I was going to take my little sister 1592 01:20:02,304 --> 01:20:04,338 and she got sick, so now I'm stuck with 1593 01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:07,907 these two tickets to "Twilight" and, um, 1594 01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:09,809 anyway, I was wondering would you, uh, 1595 01:20:09,811 --> 01:20:11,344 would you want to go with me? This "Twilight"? 1596 01:20:11,346 --> 01:20:14,647 You were right, that is insane 1597 01:20:14,649 --> 01:20:16,415 because that movie looks like total garbage. 1598 01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:17,884 Sorry. 1599 01:20:17,886 --> 01:20:20,586 Yeah, well, you know what? It is? It's trash. 1600 01:20:20,588 --> 01:20:23,322 Um, but I've got the tickets 1601 01:20:23,324 --> 01:20:26,492 and I thought why let 'em go to waste? 1602 01:20:26,494 --> 01:20:28,728 Oh, actually I think you can just cash 'em in 1603 01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:30,363 as long as the movie hasn't started yet. 1604 01:20:30,365 --> 01:20:32,465 No. Is that true? 1605 01:20:32,467 --> 01:20:34,601 - Yeah. - You're kidding me. 1606 01:20:34,603 --> 01:20:38,004 That's horrible. Horrible news. 1607 01:20:38,006 --> 01:20:41,375 Um, I'm gonna level with you. 1608 01:20:41,377 --> 01:20:44,277 I don't have tickets to "Twilight." 1609 01:20:44,279 --> 01:20:46,679 I was walking, I looked up and I saw your face 1610 01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:51,285 and I thought, "that girl is stunning and I've gotta go ask her out," 1611 01:20:51,287 --> 01:20:53,019 and the first thing that came out of my mouth 1612 01:20:53,021 --> 01:20:56,723 was that stupid "Twilight" line and I am sorry. 1613 01:20:56,725 --> 01:20:58,825 Wow. 1614 01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:02,062 You know, I think that might be the worst pick-up line I've ever heard. 1615 01:21:02,064 --> 01:21:05,766 I don't think that would ever work on anyone. 1616 01:21:05,768 --> 01:21:07,067 Really? 1617 01:21:07,069 --> 01:21:10,937 At least not in this universe. 1618 01:21:10,939 --> 01:21:12,505 Let me see the kaleidoscope. 1619 01:21:12,507 --> 01:21:14,441 You know, next time you might just want to 1620 01:21:14,443 --> 01:21:16,343 go with the traditional route of 1621 01:21:16,345 --> 01:21:18,512 "do you want to grab a cup of coffee?" 1622 01:21:18,514 --> 01:21:20,449 No, it's mine! 1623 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,418 Let go! 1624 01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:27,724 Look what you did. You broke it! 1625 01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:31,791 You know what? Thank you. 1626 01:21:31,793 --> 01:21:33,326 For what? 1627 01:21:33,328 --> 01:21:35,394 For inspiring me to do something great. 1628 01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,597 Thank you. 1629 01:21:45,474 --> 01:21:47,107 How fast can you get me to CCS? 1630 01:21:47,109 --> 01:21:49,041 I'm Kal... get in. 1631 01:21:56,885 --> 01:21:58,418 - Punch it! - Whoo! 1632 01:22:00,521 --> 01:22:02,656 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! 1633 01:22:02,658 --> 01:22:04,458 Hey, authorized personnel only beyond this point, sir. 1634 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:05,959 You gotta be kidding me, you again? 1635 01:22:05,961 --> 01:22:07,561 I'm sorry, have we met before? I don't recall. 1636 01:22:07,563 --> 01:22:09,463 Listen, I need to talk to Dr. Joseph Goyer. 1637 01:22:09,465 --> 01:22:11,430 Ah, the doctor is about to oversee 1638 01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:13,133 a very important experiment. Authorized personnel only, sir. 1639 01:22:13,135 --> 01:22:14,867 Do you understand the gravity of the- 1640 01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:17,103 Sir! If you do not calmly back away I am authorized 1641 01:22:17,105 --> 01:22:21,141 to use an appropriate level of force to ex... no! 1642 01:22:21,143 --> 01:22:22,742 Hey... 1643 01:22:22,744 --> 01:22:24,747 be nice to people. Be nice. 1644 01:22:29,518 --> 01:22:31,020 Dr. Goyer! 1645 01:22:35,390 --> 01:22:37,958 What is the meaning of this? Who are you? 1646 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,126 We're about to start a very complex and dangerous experiment. 1647 01:22:40,128 --> 01:22:41,762 What do you want? 1648 01:22:41,764 --> 01:22:43,095 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Does that mean anything to you? 1649 01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,674 You're sure I can't convince you to stay? 1650 01:22:55,676 --> 01:22:57,410 You're a great lab assistant. 1651 01:22:57,412 --> 01:23:01,947 Uh, yeah, I think the universe 1652 01:23:01,949 --> 01:23:04,617 has something more in store for me, actually. 1653 01:23:04,619 --> 01:23:06,652 Well, it's a pleasure meeting you, Eric. 1654 01:23:06,654 --> 01:23:08,687 You too. Thanks for your hospitality, 1655 01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:10,824 - I appreciate that. - Oh, you're welcome. 1656 01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:13,559 If you ever need anything... 1657 01:23:13,561 --> 01:23:15,128 don't hesitate to ask. 1658 01:23:15,130 --> 01:23:18,031 Thank you. You too. 1659 01:23:18,033 --> 01:23:22,134 All right, this is me. 1660 01:23:22,136 --> 01:23:23,669 - Good luck. - Thank you. 1661 01:24:13,822 --> 01:24:15,458 - Hey. - Hey. 1662 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:22,661 Uh, this is going to sound a little bit crazy. 1663 01:24:22,663 --> 01:24:25,165 Um... 1664 01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:28,701 would you like to go on an adventure with me? 1665 01:24:28,703 --> 01:24:31,804 - An adventure? - Yeah. 1666 01:24:31,806 --> 01:24:35,875 I don't know. It depends... where? 1667 01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:38,978 I hear the Northern Lights of Alaska are 1668 01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:43,016 absolutely breathtaking this time of year. 1669 01:24:51,211 --> 01:24:56,211 Subtitles by explosiveskull 124781

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