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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,496 --> 00:01:25,827 I'm depressed, Red. 2 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:29,934 Here it is holiday time, and we're hiding out in this dingy rattrap. 3 00:01:30,102 --> 00:01:32,593 No presents, no fun, no nothing. 4 00:01:32,771 --> 00:01:36,172 - Can't we at least get a Christmas tree? - What? 5 00:01:36,341 --> 00:01:38,070 And support the mad campaign... 6 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:41,178 of botanical genocide that grips this country every December? 7 00:01:41,346 --> 00:01:44,338 But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty. 8 00:01:44,516 --> 00:01:47,212 Oh, please, please, please... 9 00:01:48,754 --> 00:01:50,346 Calm down, Harl. 10 00:01:50,522 --> 00:01:55,016 I've got a little plan that will make this the happiest holiday ever. 11 00:02:00,399 --> 00:02:01,866 So tell me, Bruce... 12 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:05,697 what does Gotham's most eligible bachelor have planned for the holidays? 13 00:02:05,871 --> 00:02:08,863 Skiing in the Alps? Sunning in the Bahamas? 14 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,703 And more importantly, who's he taking? 15 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:14,710 Actually, I was planning on a quiet Christmas alone, Veronica. 16 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:19,078 - Really? I wouldn't tell them that. - Who's "them"? 17 00:02:19,251 --> 00:02:21,048 - Brucie! - Brucie! 18 00:02:21,219 --> 00:02:24,211 You're standing under the mistletoe. 19 00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:28,982 Oh, he's so handsome! 20 00:02:29,161 --> 00:02:31,686 - Come here, big boy! - Give me that! 21 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:36,363 - Cheers. - Now, ladies... 22 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:47,278 Isn't he dreamy? 23 00:02:48,213 --> 00:02:50,374 - Bye. - See you. 24 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:52,881 - See you soon. - Call me. 25 00:02:54,019 --> 00:02:56,385 May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne? 26 00:02:56,555 --> 00:03:00,389 - No, thanks. I have my own car. - Oh, but we insist. 27 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,731 Season's greetings, Brucie. 28 00:03:10,902 --> 00:03:14,736 Your two favorite party girls are out for some Christmas fun. 29 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:27,680 Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick back at the party. 30 00:03:27,853 --> 00:03:31,755 Now we've got Gotham's handsomest, wealthiest bachelor... 31 00:03:31,923 --> 00:03:34,983 to treat us to a holiday shopping spree. 32 00:03:45,671 --> 00:03:48,936 - Race you to the shoe department, Red. - You're on. 33 00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:10,621 - Please? - No! 34 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:24,529 Step lively there, Brucie. 35 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:35,074 - Look. Pianos! - I've had just about enough of this. 36 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:41,117 - I think the stuff is wearing off. - Can't have that. Give him another shot. 37 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:45,417 Right-a-roonie. Give me some sugar, baby. 38 00:05:46,091 --> 00:05:48,423 No, not again. 39 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:56,060 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! We killed him. 40 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:00,867 - Oh, well. - We were going to do it anyway. 41 00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:04,202 We got his credit cards. What's to worry? 42 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,383 So where to now? 43 00:06:17,556 --> 00:06:22,050 Anyplace is fine by me, as long as it's away from that guy. 44 00:06:26,398 --> 00:06:28,389 Quick. In the toy store. 45 00:07:12,143 --> 00:07:15,635 I'll bet you've been a good little Batboy this year. 46 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:19,807 Unfortunately, Harley and I are still on the naughty list. 47 00:07:19,985 --> 00:07:22,317 Come on up and get your presents. 48 00:07:33,164 --> 00:07:34,825 Merry Christmas, darling. 49 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:48,505 And Happy New Year, chump. 50 00:07:59,557 --> 00:08:03,391 Gee, Harley, you broke our new toy. 51 00:08:07,532 --> 00:08:10,092 Bye-bye, Batsy. 52 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:42,025 Well, here's your stupid tree. You happy? 53 00:08:43,101 --> 00:08:44,796 Yeah. 54 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:07,488 It's perfect. Dad will love it. 55 00:09:14,566 --> 00:09:18,434 I've heard of kids being afraid of Santa, but they've been crying all day. 56 00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:27,605 You big crybaby. Next! 57 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:29,107 I don't believe it. 58 00:09:29,447 --> 00:09:31,779 You know, you could be more jolly, St. Nick. 59 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,440 Give me a break, Montoya. 60 00:09:33,618 --> 00:09:35,848 This is the lamest stakeout I've ever been on. 61 00:09:36,321 --> 00:09:40,382 We'd better get some lead on this invisible shoplifter soon or... 62 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:46,292 - You're not the real Santa Claus. - Sure I am. Wanna see my gun? 63 00:09:53,438 --> 00:09:55,531 My name is Mary McSweeney, Santa. 64 00:09:55,707 --> 00:09:57,607 Can you bring my daddy home for Christmas? 65 00:09:57,776 --> 00:10:01,712 - Gee, kid, I don't know. Where is your pop? - In prison. 66 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,178 You mean your dad is Mad Dog...? 67 00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:07,045 I mean, Mike McSweeney? 68 00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:10,813 Poor kid. I sent her old man up the river three months ago. 69 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:16,154 Listen, kiddo, it's like this. I'd like to help you out, but... 70 00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:22,056 What I mean is, sometimes even Santa can't make every wish come true. 71 00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:28,062 - Here, kid. Buy yourself something nice. - Thank you, Santa. 72 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:33,409 - Can I buy something for my daddy too? - As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not? 73 00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:48,288 Wait a minute. 74 00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:51,156 Hold it right there, young... 75 00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:52,694 man? 76 00:10:52,864 --> 00:10:58,234 And a bag of marbles and a football and... 77 00:10:58,403 --> 00:11:01,736 Juvenile suspects heading towards Menswear. There are four of them. 78 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:05,137 All have been observed shoplifting. Detectives are in pursuit. 79 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:09,207 - Wake up, Harvey, we're on. - And a speedboat, and a... 80 00:11:15,353 --> 00:11:16,980 Stop! 81 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,385 Hold it! 82 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:27,097 Hey, kid. 83 00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:32,594 Halt! Police! 84 00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:47,075 Clayface! 85 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:17,046 Hold it, freak, or we'll drill you. 86 00:12:17,982 --> 00:12:20,644 You're scaring me, tubby. 87 00:12:24,055 --> 00:12:28,151 Great thing about being a shape-shifter. I can blend in with the crowd outside... 88 00:12:28,326 --> 00:12:31,693 make my getaway and rip off some other joint. 89 00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:36,466 Once you're out of the way, ain't gonna be no one to stop me. 90 00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,795 Don't bet on it, gruesome. 91 00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:52,608 Run! Clear the area. Now! 92 00:13:01,993 --> 00:13:03,426 Aim high. 93 00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:06,156 Don't waste your ammo on him. 94 00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:08,390 - Shoot the Santa! - You wouldn't. 95 00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:11,160 Not you, dope. That Santa. 96 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,284 Well, so much for Frosty the Lawn Cigar. 97 00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:38,528 - Let's get a cup of Joe. - Not so fast, Santa. 98 00:13:38,696 --> 00:13:41,529 - We still have to recover the evidence. - Oh, no. 99 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:45,191 Oh, yes. Roll up those sleeves. 100 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:55,812 The ball is snapped. 101 00:13:57,181 --> 00:13:59,308 Alteire fades back, looking for an opening... 102 00:14:01,919 --> 00:14:04,717 Hi-ho, couch potatoes. 103 00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:10,327 I'm interrupting the Toilet Bowl to bring you my very special New Year's resolution: 104 00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:12,892 Starting tonight at midnight... 105 00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:17,057 I, your loving Uncle Joker, do solemnly vow... 106 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:20,068 not to kill anyone for a whole year. 107 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,672 Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast... 108 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,968 to bump off a few more of you today. 109 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,976 Hysterical. 110 00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:36,776 As to who, how and when, let's make that a game. 111 00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:39,751 A countdown of victims that will end at midnight... 112 00:14:39,991 --> 00:14:44,587 unless our dear Dark Knight stops me first. 113 00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:48,496 Joker broadcast that message at noon. 114 00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:50,566 Since then, only one victim has turned up. 115 00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:59,670 Dr. John Erickson, a pioneer in sonic research at GothCorp. 116 00:14:59,944 --> 00:15:02,412 Says here he was working on some special weapon. 117 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:07,108 A sort of sonic bomb. Once activated, the device releases waves of hypersound. 118 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,480 Strong enough to kill anyone within earshot. 119 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,847 Unless they're wearing these special mufflers. 120 00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:15,515 Joker's got the bomb and he's gonna use it tonight. 121 00:15:15,693 --> 00:15:17,684 He promised a countdown of victims. 122 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:20,387 And there's no bigger countdown on New Year's Eve... 123 00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:23,363 than at Gotham Square. 124 00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:39,312 I love New Year's Eve. So many happy faces. 125 00:15:41,052 --> 00:15:42,451 How's it coming, boys? 126 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,714 All set, boss. We hooked up the boom box just like you told us. 127 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:50,384 Once the bell reaches the clock, everyone's getting a real bad earache. 128 00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:55,998 I really have to congratulate myself on this one. 129 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:59,967 It's almost magic time, and Batman is nowhere in sight. 130 00:16:00,138 --> 00:16:05,098 Of course, he does have that annoying habit of spoiling my fun at the last minute. 131 00:16:05,276 --> 00:16:08,973 So I wisely stocked up on party favors. 132 00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:23,388 - You're sure he'll be here? - With murder on this scale... 133 00:16:23,561 --> 00:16:26,052 Joker will be close by to enjoy his handiwork. 134 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:29,722 Even in this crowd, he'll stick out like a sore thumb. 135 00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:39,899 You were saying? 136 00:16:48,052 --> 00:16:50,520 Not only has Joker found the perfect hiding place... 137 00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:54,522 he's fixed it so all his victims will die with a smile. 138 00:17:03,634 --> 00:17:05,329 There. 139 00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:10,664 Those clowns are wearing sound mufflers. 140 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,494 Batman! 141 00:18:17,808 --> 00:18:21,642 Poor Bats. That champagne went right to your head. 142 00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:25,173 Now you'll miss the big countdown. 143 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:30,477 Ten, nine, eight... 144 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:34,684 seven, six... 145 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,494 five... 146 00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:41,564 four, three... 147 00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:46,032 two, one. 148 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,207 Oh, no. 149 00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:02,082 Happy New Year! 150 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:48,122 - Sorry, fellas. Closing time. - But we wanna sing. 151 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:50,699 So start practicing for St. Paddy's Day. 152 00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:52,768 Hey! Hey! 153 00:19:53,304 --> 00:19:57,832 Happy New Year, commish. I heard your buddy had a rough night. 154 00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,409 I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't show this time. 155 00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:04,139 And break our tradition? In fact, unless I miss my guess... 156 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:06,949 that's him now. 157 00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:12,789 - How's that arm? - Better than the Joker's. 158 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:16,983 - Close one this time. - They're all close ones. 159 00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:19,026 Well, here's to survival. 160 00:20:19,196 --> 00:20:22,097 Hopefully we'll be doing this again next New Year's Eve. 161 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,699 Hopefully. 162 00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:27,668 And now, Joe, if I could get one of your cheesesteaks to go... 163 00:20:27,838 --> 00:20:30,966 I'll be ready to call it a night. Anything for y...? 164 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:36,574 One of these years, I'm going to beat him to the check. 165 00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:22,215 [ENGLISH] 13136

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