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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,171 How much longer till we go home? 2 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,708 Captain decides when we go home! 3 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,177 Can you go ask him? 4 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,113 Jesus Christ! 5 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:22,517 No one's gonna ask the captain what time they can go home! 6 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,518 Got it, kid? 7 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,152 Jesus. 8 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,688 Empty. 9 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:28,723 Got to soak them again, Cap! 10 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,224 Gonna be a long one tonight, boys. 11 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,467 Mother of Jesus. 12 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,738 -What the fuck? -Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 13 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,673 What the fuck's that? 14 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:48,275 Get the fuck down! 15 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,546 Fuck! 16 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,717 You boys all right? 17 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,586 What the fuck was that?! 18 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,521 I don't know. 19 00:02:06,628 --> 00:02:08,563 What do you think it is? 20 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,632 I don't think it's a plane. 21 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:13,835 I don't think we should be here. 22 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:16,804 Boys, we're -- we're getting out of here. 23 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,374 - Aaah! - Bruce! 24 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:21,643 Bruce! 25 00:02:21,676 --> 00:02:23,143 Bruce! 26 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,881 Bruce! 27 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,215 Bruce! 28 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,585 Bruce! 29 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,654 Aah! 30 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:34,221 Jimmy! 31 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:35,422 Jimmy! 32 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,492 J-Jimmy! 33 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,630 J-Jimmy? 34 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:43,798 Jim? 35 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:47,568 Who's out there?! 36 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,684 There's Dinos dead ahead! 37 00:03:05,787 --> 00:03:10,223 Fire the laser cannon! 38 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:15,362 -Yeah! -Yeah! 39 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,635 There's Dinos dead ahead. 40 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,403 -Let's teach them how to die. -You'll die this time! 41 00:03:25,907 --> 00:03:28,643 This Dino spine is mine! 42 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:32,814 Aaaaah! 43 00:03:32,847 --> 00:03:34,549 Let's go berserk! 44 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:38,753 Yeah! 45 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:42,657 Your Dino treachery ends here! 46 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,460 No! No! 47 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,400 Stop! Stop it! 48 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,702 Stop! Stop! 49 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,346 It's the Dino Sorcerer. 50 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:09,684 Prepare to die, you human fleshbags! 51 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,619 -Eat him alive! -Yeah! 52 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:21,829 Do a dropkick! 53 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,998 Aaah! 54 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,401 Yeah! Ha ha! 55 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:32,372 Your space magic doesn't scare me. 56 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,941 Then clearly you don't understand 57 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:36,010 the true power of the crystal. 58 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,745 Give me the crystal! 59 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:38,980 Never! 60 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:46,988 You should have stayed extinct. 61 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,056 Shit. 62 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:50,858 Gary, this is stupid. 63 00:04:50,892 --> 00:04:52,093 What? What are you talking about? 64 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,995 Yeah. What's wrong? 65 00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:56,564 This is so -- like... 66 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,065 I got to shoot him in the head? That's it? 67 00:04:58,099 --> 00:04:59,867 Why does he get a sword and I don't? 68 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:02,603 Well, first of all, you have a gun, stupid. 69 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:03,971 Guns are better than swords. 70 00:05:04,005 --> 00:05:06,607 And, two, you're a girl. You don't use swords. 71 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:08,843 Um, that's not true. Girls totally use swords. 72 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,077 I kick ass with a sword. 73 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:12,445 Well, guess what. One, I don't care. 74 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,816 Two, I'm the director, so that's just how it's going to be. 75 00:05:14,849 --> 00:05:17,552 And three, we need to get the shot before it gets dark. 76 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,754 So come on. Let's shoot this thing. 77 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,823 Okay. Action! 78 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:24,058 You should have stayed extinct. 79 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,028 Holy shit. Are you okay? 80 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:28,428 Ow! What the fuck? 81 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,430 Who threw a beer bottle at me?! 82 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,966 I did. 83 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,400 You little piss trap. 84 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,970 This would be a great place to party. 85 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,773 Oh, fucking teenagers. 86 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,074 I always thought this place was abandoned. 87 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,776 -It's Billy McDougal! Run! -Holy shit. 88 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:44,078 Guys, guys! 89 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:50,483 Are you fucking serious? You ruined the fucking movie! 90 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,620 Get out of our clubhouse, and stop smoking in here. 91 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,989 This place is a fucking dump. 92 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,724 I'm gonna put this clown to sleep. 93 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,559 No, Miles, don't. 94 00:05:58,593 --> 00:06:00,161 Yeah, kick his ass! 95 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,997 Yeah, smile when I knock your fucking mouth out. 96 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,866 Get him! 97 00:06:04,899 --> 00:06:06,834 Hey, whoa, whoa. Oh! 98 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:08,636 Stop! Stop it! 99 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,370 - Fuck off! - Leave him alone. 100 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,911 I'm serious. 101 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,913 Knock it off. 102 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,114 Fuck off, man. 103 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,717 I said knock it off! 104 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,951 Fuck, man. 105 00:06:23,985 --> 00:06:25,485 Get the fuck off me! Jesus. 106 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,522 Hey, please use your brain next time. 107 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,058 -You good, man? -Yeah, I'm fine. 108 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:33,594 Hey, haven't I seen you at school before? 109 00:06:33,628 --> 00:06:35,428 Oh, come on. 110 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,698 You have. 111 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,033 Yeah. 112 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,168 Pretty girl like you. How could I not? 113 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:44,505 Why the fuck are you hanging out with these losers anyway? 114 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:49,043 Um, well, he's my brother, 115 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,945 those are his friends, and they're not losers. 116 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,179 Okay? 117 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:53,981 Um 118 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:58,485 Why don't you have friends your own age? 119 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,455 I do. I'm just babysitting them. 120 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:05,026 Babysitting? 121 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:06,694 You wanted to be in our movie, didn't you? 122 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:09,163 - Stop it. - Why are you telling me to stop? 123 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,766 -Please. -You got a boyfriend, Sam? 124 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,637 No. 125 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:18,539 You fucking anybody? 126 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:20,908 Stop. 127 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,243 Gross. 128 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,681 She's not your type, Billy. She's still a kid. 129 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,419 Look at how she dresses. 130 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:37,224 Sam's way cooler than you, you troglodytes. 131 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:39,994 What's a troglodyte? 132 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:42,530 Oh, it's like a -- like a caveman. 133 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,599 It's calling them, like, underdeveloped, stupid. 134 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,902 -That's you guys. -Why the fuck are we still here? 135 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,971 This shit is lame. Let's dip. 136 00:07:51,706 --> 00:07:54,075 Yeah, run away. 137 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:55,910 I hope to see you around, Sam. 138 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,218 They're lucky I didn't leave them in a pile of blood. 139 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,053 Yeah, those guys are assholes. 140 00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:08,055 Yeah, they weren't very nice. 141 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:11,592 Come on, Jack. Say something meaner. 142 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,561 They were dumb. 143 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:17,064 Divers are still searching for three fishermen 144 00:08:17,098 --> 00:08:20,034 whose boat was found adrift earlier this week. 145 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:23,237 Many people reported seeing a fiery object 146 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,040 fall from the sky that same evening. 147 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,709 It is unknown if the two events are related, 148 00:08:28,743 --> 00:08:33,114 but police are asking for any witnesses to come forward. 149 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:37,685 In other news, Halloween is only two days away. 150 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,254 Do you know what costume you'll be wearing? 151 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,858 Coming up, we've got some great ideas. 152 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,877 Sam, why do you always lock your door? 153 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,212 Sam, I know you're in there. 154 00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:07,014 Are you coming out to wrestle or not? 155 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:09,016 Not right now. 156 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,621 What? Come on. Why not? 157 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,222 We need you. 158 00:09:15,256 --> 00:09:17,925 Because I don't feel like it. 159 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,127 Come on. 160 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:22,897 We need you for this movie. 161 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,766 I thought you were gonna be my tag-team partner. 162 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:30,004 Come on. 163 00:09:31,105 --> 00:09:32,339 Why not? 164 00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:33,974 Gary, I have homework. 165 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,287 Just shoot it without me. 166 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,156 And don't do anything that'll get me in trouble. 167 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:52,226 Fine. Be like that! 168 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:57,198 ♪ You wanted me, and I didn't see it ♪ 169 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:04,071 ♪ Now I'm so lost without you ♪ 170 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,250 Get off me, dummy! 171 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,652 Nice. 172 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,121 Where's Sam? 173 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:23,090 Uh, she needed to do homework. 174 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,658 What the fuck? 175 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,127 Why would she want a main role in the movie 176 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,761 if she's not gonna be in it? 177 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,296 Yeah, I know. I thought the exact same thing. 178 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,932 It's kind of weird. She's never ditched us before. 179 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:34,902 Jack, here are the glow sticks you wanted. 180 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,837 Sweet. Thanks. 181 00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,906 What are you even doing? 182 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,341 I already told you. 183 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,143 I'm working on the grand finale for the movie, 184 00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:44,445 and it's going to be glorious. 185 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,080 Sure. 186 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:50,384 Yeah, just, um, don't blow anything up, please. 187 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,120 No promises. 188 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,156 Wait. 189 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:57,992 So she totally ditched us for homework. 190 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,960 Yeah. Well, guess what. 191 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:02,429 Sucks to be her because she won't get to film 192 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:04,999 the best movie ever. 193 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,101 Let's film this fucking thing. 194 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:11,005 It's pandemonium here as one half of the Berserkers 195 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:14,241 faces off against the treacherous Dino Sorcerer. 196 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:18,212 A match that's been 65 million years in the making. 197 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,081 Now let's rumble! 198 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,018 My kind was frozen in the dirt 199 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:27,454 until the souls of your ancestors brought us back! 200 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,425 I can't believe it! 201 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,727 The Dino Sorcerer has brought the Berserker to his knees. 202 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,367 Holy smokes, folks! 203 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:42,870 We're watching history rewrite itself. 204 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,409 Just because my tag-team partner isn't willing to help me 205 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:49,877 because they have homework, 206 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,378 that doesn't mean that I'm not ready 207 00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:54,748 to fight anything and anyone in this shithole universe 208 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,750 to protect my Planet Earth. 209 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,855 The Dino Sorcerer is hurt. 210 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,391 The fate of the planet comes down to this very moment. 211 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:05,960 I'm unstoppable! 212 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,162 Oh, fuck! 213 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,432 My arm! I broke it! 214 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,499 Go get my sister! Go, go! 215 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:14,168 Jack, go! 216 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,836 Don't be a wuss, man. 217 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,305 You don't be a fucking dumbass! Get off my arm! 218 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:21,075 It's not my fault! 219 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,312 Fuck, fuck, fuck! Mom and Dad are gonna piss! 220 00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:26,947 I just broke my arm. 221 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,283 Can you stop yelling at me for fucking second? 222 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,818 I didn't want to bike 223 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,820 to the fucking hospital today, you moron! 224 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,923 Too fucking bad! I broke my arm! 225 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:40,394 God. Sam, this looks so cool! 226 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,997 It's like glow-in-the-dark and everything. 227 00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,000 Why do you look like that? 228 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,168 Like what? 229 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,771 Like that. It looks stupid. 230 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,874 Gary, you fell off a ladder. 231 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,511 At least I was doing something for the movie. 232 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,379 You really picked an inconvenient time 233 00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:00,281 to break your arm, honey. 234 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,216 It's not like I planned it. 235 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,518 Well, maybe next time you should. 236 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,953 Your father and I have a flight tonight. 237 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,921 But you just got back. 238 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,024 We'll only be gone a couple of days. 239 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,159 And you got your big sister to take care of you. 240 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,427 No way. 241 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,329 No, I was gonna go out for Halloween. 242 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,132 Oh, honey, you look... different. 243 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,367 -Yeah. See? -No, I don't. 244 00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:21,969 -You look different. -I literally don't. 245 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,071 - Yes, you do. - I know it's important. 246 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,939 I'm just dealing with some family shit. 247 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,108 I'm sure you'll have a nice Halloween together. 248 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,010 They're there now. Okay. Yeah. 249 00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,879 We're on our way. 250 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,481 Hey, bud, we have to head off to the airport, okay? 251 00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:37,017 You're good to get home with Sam, right? 252 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,623 I mean, yeah, sure, I can bike. 253 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,424 Great. By Gary. We love you. 254 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:45,159 Outside. 255 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,494 What? What did I do? 256 00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:49,229 You're in trouble! 257 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,233 Ow! 258 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,005 This isn't fair. 259 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,107 Look, we put our trust in you to be the responsible one. 260 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,442 You bought him the ring. 261 00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:04,111 You were supposed to be in charge. 262 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,113 I thought that meant something to you. 263 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,248 No phone, no friends over. 264 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,217 Is Gary allowed to have friends over there? 265 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,286 Gary's punishment is having a broken arm. 266 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,189 -Are you serious right now? -We've got to go. 267 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,258 No, no, no. I will not be stuck at home with Gary. 268 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,894 -You've got the cats. -We don't have any cats. 269 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,896 If you ever want one, I will buy you one. 270 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,432 Just keep an eye on your brother, okay? 271 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:28,936 If we die, he's all you've got. See you when we get back. 272 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,318 What the fuck are we doing for Halloween? 273 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:48,389 I don't know. I haven't heard shit. 274 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,425 I just want to get fucked up and do some fucked-up shit. 275 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,530 Billy, what are we doing? 276 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,198 -Billy? -Billy. 277 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,036 I'm working on something. 278 00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:11,345 Working on something. 279 00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,286 Going for another pass. 280 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,455 Situation 14-9 confirmed. 281 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,025 We have the location and remains of the fishermen. 282 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,529 Do we have eyes on the target? 283 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,062 Negative. 284 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,330 Orders are to immediately detain 285 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,999 the suspect who was reported, 286 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,302 and the site is to be sealed and cleared. 287 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,638 Copy. 288 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,376 All right. Action! 289 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,077 Aaaah! 290 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,113 Your Dino treachery ends here. 291 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,516 Surrender your earthly flesh! 292 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,451 You'll never take my skin! 293 00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:52,085 And now dropkick him! 294 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,522 What? I-I can't do that. 295 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:57,224 Uh, just try it. Come on. 296 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,159 But Sam's the dropkick expert. 297 00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,261 Eh, forget Sam. We need more dropkicks. 298 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,163 -Come on, do it! -Come on, kick me! 299 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:06,033 - Yeah, screw Sam! - All right. You're the boss. 300 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,704 Sorry. I told you. 301 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,139 Uh, just do the line! 302 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,708 Give me the crystal! 303 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,710 Yeah, now scream it this time! 304 00:16:15,743 --> 00:16:18,111 -Give me the crystal! -Car! 305 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,416 What the fuck?! 306 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:25,753 Guys! 307 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:33,026 -You guys okay? -Yeah. 308 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,662 What are you doing here?! 309 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,532 I'm here to see your sister. 310 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,236 -Dude! -What the hell?! 311 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,741 Guys, you know what this means? 312 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,442 He's gonna make you an uncle. 313 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,511 Gross. 314 00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:51,713 No. 315 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,148 This means war. 316 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,424 Billy. 317 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,693 Hey. 318 00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:08,328 Hi. I didn't know you were coming over. 319 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,697 Yeah, you said your parents were gone, 320 00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:12,332 so I thought it'd be cool to come over. 321 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,670 Nice place. 322 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,374 This place is fucking perfect. 323 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,344 Yep. This is my house. 324 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,249 Jeez. 325 00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,518 Parents must be rich. 326 00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,787 They should be. 327 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:36,290 I mean, they work all the time, so... 328 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,659 Yeah. 329 00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,359 So you gonna show me around, or what? 330 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,828 No. 331 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,462 Is this your room? 332 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,131 Yes, but, oh, my gosh, close your eyes. 333 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,634 -It's a disaster. -No, it's not. 334 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,709 Whoa. 335 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,580 This is cool. 336 00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:00,347 Kr-kr-kr. 337 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,649 Yeah. 338 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,854 Got a lot of neat stuff. 339 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,562 -What is this? -Oh, my God, no. 340 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,598 It's just something I was, like, working on. 341 00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:20,702 I thought maybe I'd, like, wear it for Halloween or something. 342 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,437 Oh. 343 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,472 I think it'd look very cute on you. 344 00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:32,814 Who is she? 345 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,618 That is Valora. 346 00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:38,352 She's my favorite wrestler. 347 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,187 She's cool. 348 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,758 She stands for, like, strength and bravery 349 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:46,928 and never surrendering to your enemies. 350 00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:49,396 Always kicking ass. 351 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,264 Cool. 352 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,467 I used to be into wrestling when I was kid. 353 00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:59,172 Think you could take me? 354 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,441 You? 355 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,345 No problem. 356 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,249 All right, go easy on me. 357 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,687 Oh! 358 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,691 You like my moves? 359 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,693 All right, yeah. 360 00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:20,227 Can I show you mine? 361 00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,369 Do you really think I'm pretty? 362 00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:33,473 I think you're beautiful. 363 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,466 They're in here. 364 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,334 Okay. 365 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,571 You guys ready to make these guys wish they were never born? 366 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,238 What do you think they're doing? 367 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,407 Sucking and fucking, for sure. 368 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:11,411 Well, suck time...is over. 369 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,688 Holy shit. 370 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,456 I know. 371 00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:33,634 This is for the beer bottle, you creep! 372 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,639 Aah! Fuck! 373 00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:39,874 Get out! 374 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,343 You asshole! 375 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,411 Fuck you up! 376 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,279 You are fucking dead! 377 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,650 Ow! 378 00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,652 You missed me, you little fuck! 379 00:20:51,686 --> 00:20:53,755 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Sam. 380 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,933 What the hell? 381 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,835 What was that? 382 00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:10,470 -Quit breathing on me. -Shut the fuck up! 383 00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:13,040 Gary, what the fuck did you do? 384 00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:14,542 That wasn't me. 385 00:21:14,575 --> 00:21:17,512 Gary, I am so sick of being responsible 386 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,714 for all the stupid shit that you do. 387 00:21:19,747 --> 00:21:21,749 Grow up, stop being such a loser, 388 00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:24,317 and stay out of my fucking life. 389 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,993 -And get of my room! -Get your hands off! 390 00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:38,900 Fuck you, Sam! 391 00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,868 I don't want to be in your shit life anyway! 392 00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:42,103 Stay out of mine! 393 00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:44,404 No, Billy, what are you -- ow! 394 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,773 -Ow! -Get the fuck out of here 395 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:48,109 before I rip your fucking shrimp dicks off! 396 00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,811 Well, guess what. 397 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:53,047 If you even touch our shrimp dicks, you'll go to jail! 398 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,615 Fucking pervert! 399 00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:56,416 Screw you, Billy. 400 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,360 Gone. 401 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:16,103 Man, Sam's changed. 402 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:18,739 Hey, guys, what do you think that light was? 403 00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,675 -It really freaked me out. -I don't know. 404 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,376 It sounded like a -- whaa! -- or something like that. 405 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,879 I don't know. 406 00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:27,414 Hey, Gary, you all right? 407 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:31,384 I fucking hate that guy. He ruins everything. 408 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,820 Fucking hate that guy too. 409 00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:35,957 Right? He ruins everything. He's annoying. 410 00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:38,425 Hey, guys, look. 411 00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:43,097 That must be where it's coming from. 412 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:46,868 Wait, guys, we don't know what that is. 413 00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:49,003 Don't be a chickenshit. Come on. 414 00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:53,608 Whoa! Look at that. 415 00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:55,776 Looks like something out of a movie or something. 416 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:58,613 - Yeah. - Hey, don't go near it. 417 00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:00,681 - Why? - Yeah, why? 418 00:23:00,715 --> 00:23:05,052 Well, what if that light and sound was a ship exploding, 419 00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:09,590 and this is poisonous gas from whatever blew it up? 420 00:23:09,624 --> 00:23:12,425 Like napalm gas? 421 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:17,497 Yeah. Or something from space, like aliens or something. 422 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,066 You're just being paranoid. 423 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,935 Why'd it turn off? 424 00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:25,006 Guys, we're gonna tell Sam about this, right? 425 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:27,642 No. Fuck Sam. 426 00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:30,011 Yeah. I'd rather go punch myself in the dick. 427 00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:33,681 Anyone else hungry? Let's go chew something. 428 00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:34,982 Yeah. 429 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,988 There's something weird going on around here. 430 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:45,026 Wait. Hey, guys, wait up. 431 00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:59,472 Crystal. 432 00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:02,543 We need the crystal. 433 00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:04,111 Aah! 434 00:24:04,145 --> 00:24:06,113 Something's got me! 435 00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:07,615 Help! 436 00:24:08,516 --> 00:24:09,951 -Yaah! -Yaah! 437 00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:11,919 Billy and his prick friends are hanging out with Sam 438 00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:13,087 in my backyard. 439 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,255 Let's go spy on them. 440 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,890 -Fuck yeah! Let's go! -Yeah! 441 00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:21,896 Haven't seen your brother and those little creeps around. 442 00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:22,997 Yeah. 443 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,067 It's kind of nice. 444 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:29,070 Yeah, that little shit must have finally learned his lesson. 445 00:24:29,103 --> 00:24:32,106 Are we partying tonight, or what? 446 00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,874 I don't know yet. 447 00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:38,646 Great. Another boring Halloween in this shithole town. 448 00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:40,948 Yeah, well, whatever you're doing 449 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:43,017 is better than what I have to do. 450 00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:46,620 I have to take care of my little brother. 451 00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:48,222 Yeah. 452 00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,691 No, thanks. 453 00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:55,997 Well, shit. We got to do something. 454 00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:59,100 We should have a party. 455 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:02,136 Yeah, you guys should totally do that. 456 00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:05,072 We should party in that old shitty barn. 457 00:25:05,106 --> 00:25:08,142 No, the place is filled with little kids' shit. 458 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,912 We should have it here. 459 00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,282 What? 460 00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:17,718 Well, yeah. That way, you can go. 461 00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:21,188 Yeah, right, that's not happening. 462 00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:24,692 Why not? I'm sure you have a costume. 463 00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:28,996 Yeah, she does. And it is very fucking cute. 464 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:30,231 How about that? 465 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:33,601 Why not? 466 00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:37,104 Um, because my parents will kill me. 467 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:39,306 Fuck parents, man. Who cares what they think? 468 00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:45,746 You should just do what you want. 469 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:47,882 Hold on. 470 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:51,085 What if we just call your parents 471 00:25:51,118 --> 00:25:54,922 and ask them if we can have the party here? 472 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:56,290 Problem solved. 473 00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:01,228 Think about what you just said. 474 00:26:01,262 --> 00:26:03,030 Sounds good, man. 475 00:26:09,804 --> 00:26:12,940 Fuck you, Billy! Fucking freezing out here! 476 00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,141 Holy fuck! 477 00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:21,082 It's just water, you pussy. 478 00:26:21,115 --> 00:26:22,116 Fuck you guys! 479 00:26:22,149 --> 00:26:24,318 You're fucking drenched, bud. 480 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,657 Hey, we'll keep it small, and your parents won't find out. 481 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:30,925 I promise. 482 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,393 Billy. 483 00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,962 -I don't know. -Come on. 484 00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:39,333 I want to show you off to everyone at school. 485 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,902 I want them to meet my new girlfriend. 486 00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:46,006 Really? 487 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:49,310 And my parents won't find out? 488 00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:52,213 I swear on your life. 489 00:26:57,685 --> 00:26:58,919 Okay. 490 00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:00,187 Really? 491 00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:02,123 Let's have a party. 492 00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,091 We're having a party. 493 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,795 Party! Whoo! 494 00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:10,397 Sam. 495 00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:13,734 Ha ha! 496 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,002 All right, boys. 497 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:18,839 Tonight we inflict maximum vengeance. 498 00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,207 Come on. 499 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,442 Miles! 500 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:22,776 Ahh! 501 00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:33,754 Happy fucking Halloween! 502 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,133 Sam? Sam! 503 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:49,303 Hey! What are you doing here? I never see you at parties. 504 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,373 No, my party. This is my house. 505 00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,741 Have you seen, Billy? 506 00:27:53,774 --> 00:27:56,911 This is your house? Holy shit! 507 00:27:56,944 --> 00:27:58,779 Yeah, my parents would kill me. 508 00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,714 I mean, sometimes you just have to, like, do what you want. 509 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,383 -You know? -Yeah, totally. 510 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,419 Wouldn't be letting people paint on my walls, though, you know? 511 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:08,422 What? 512 00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,724 Sorry. Excuse me. 513 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:11,959 Whoo! 514 00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:20,067 Dallas, what the hell are you doing? 515 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,369 What? Billy said you were cool with it. 516 00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:24,171 Would you do this to your parents' house? 517 00:28:30,811 --> 00:28:33,247 Billy, what the fuck? People can't smoke in here. 518 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,817 Hey. What's wrong? 519 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,419 Billy, this is seriously crazy. 520 00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:40,254 You said this was gonna be a small party. 521 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:42,524 This is out of control. You have to help me do something. 522 00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:44,258 Look, Sam, people are having a good time. 523 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,527 That's what's important. 524 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,961 But the house is getting destroyed. 525 00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:48,295 Okay. Your parents are very rich. 526 00:28:48,329 --> 00:28:49,363 They can just fix it all. 527 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,031 Billy, help me. 528 00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:53,067 My parents are gonna murder me. 529 00:29:01,075 --> 00:29:02,276 Okay. 530 00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:04,111 -Party's over. -Come on, just let it go. 531 00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:06,146 -What do you mean, let it go? -Just chill the fuck out. 532 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,549 You can't make all these people leave now. 533 00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,917 -It's my house. -Yeah, well, it's my party. 534 00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:20,361 Billy, is that your girlfriend or something? 535 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:22,463 No, man. She's just the keys to the house. 536 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,836 Okay, people, party's over. Safe drive. 537 00:29:28,869 --> 00:29:30,304 Actually, don't drive, please. Bye. 538 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,072 -Get out. -Sam! 539 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:34,241 What the fuck are you doing? 540 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,943 Billy, stop. You're hurting me. 541 00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:37,512 You said we could have a party, 542 00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:39,581 and that's what we're gonna fucking do. 543 00:29:39,614 --> 00:29:40,914 Do you understand me? 544 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:43,484 You scaring me. 545 00:29:43,518 --> 00:29:44,952 Good. 546 00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,389 Party's back on. 547 00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:51,091 Let's tear this place apart! Whoo! 548 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,893 Go fucking break something. 549 00:29:57,231 --> 00:30:00,100 They're gonna regret trashing my house. 550 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:02,436 Fucking teenagers. 551 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,271 What is that costume even supposed to be? 552 00:30:04,305 --> 00:30:07,007 Bro, what's up with your house? 553 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:09,109 It's being destroyed. 554 00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:12,547 We know you didn't get any candy, so we got you covered. 555 00:30:14,181 --> 00:30:16,083 Okay, what's the mission status, captain? 556 00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:21,322 Just hooked up the drone, and I'm locking down on the enemy. 557 00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:23,090 What do you think he's going to do? 558 00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:24,425 Something stupid. 559 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,093 How do you know? 560 00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:30,064 Because it's Billy. He's bound to do something stupid. 561 00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:32,266 What a stupid idiot. 562 00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:36,003 Move. Get the fuck out of my way. 563 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:38,238 Get the fuck out of my way. Nice costume, bitch. 564 00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:40,575 Get the fuck out. I need to piss. 565 00:30:42,544 --> 00:30:43,911 Come on, my dick's full! 566 00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:45,379 Hey, Billy. 567 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:48,148 There's a better bathroom in here. 568 00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:53,187 God is good. 569 00:30:57,692 --> 00:31:00,928 Holy shit. Is that Sam's room? 570 00:31:00,961 --> 00:31:02,129 I can't hear what they're saying. 571 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,898 Shh. Be quiet and you listen. 572 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,401 Take it out, Billy. 573 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:08,670 Trish, I got to piss. 574 00:31:08,703 --> 00:31:11,305 Then do it. 575 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:14,576 If you'll let me hold it. 576 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:17,244 You are so fucking weird, Trish. 577 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,614 Is that suck time? 578 00:31:19,647 --> 00:31:21,616 That's not suck time. 579 00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:27,522 Boys, we just hit the mother lode. 580 00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,526 Sorry, Jack, you shouldn't be seeing this. 581 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,666 Fuck my life. 582 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:46,340 Listen up, all you scumbags and scumballs. 583 00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:49,076 Now, pay attention to the TV. 584 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:50,377 Hit 'em, Gary. 585 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,479 When I was a kid, I thought I had 586 00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:54,948 the coolest sister in the world. 587 00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:56,049 God, Gary, what are you doing? 588 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,519 But I was wrong. 589 00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:59,554 I mean, what happened to you, Samantha? 590 00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:01,221 You could have been tough. 591 00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:03,457 You could have kicked ass in the ring, 592 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,325 and you could have been a legend. 593 00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:07,060 But then you walked away. 594 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,663 You abandoned the ring... 595 00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:11,131 Let's go! You get that shit, Gary?! 596 00:32:11,165 --> 00:32:12,266 Yeah! 597 00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:14,968 ...the fans, Jack, Miles. 598 00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:19,339 You abandoned me 599 00:32:19,373 --> 00:32:20,974 and all the respect you earned 600 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,744 for someone who treats you like shit. 601 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:27,014 Oh, my God, Trish, Sam is such a fucking idiot. 602 00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:29,183 We throw the best party of the fucking year, 603 00:32:29,216 --> 00:32:30,552 and then she tries to kick everybody out. 604 00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:32,219 She's such a fucking moron, dude. 605 00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,622 What did you expect? She's not cool. 606 00:32:34,656 --> 00:32:37,559 She hangs out with little boys. 607 00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:39,226 Yo, Billy. 608 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,095 Can't you see I'm doing someone -- something? 609 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:44,097 Sam's little brother's on TV talking shit 610 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,165 about you out there. 611 00:32:46,568 --> 00:32:48,435 Come on, let's go. 612 00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:50,538 Get the fuck up. Get your clothes on. Let's go. 613 00:32:50,572 --> 00:32:52,540 Look, she fucking plays with action figures 614 00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:54,107 and is into wrestling. 615 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,243 It was so fucking hard not to laugh 616 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,679 in her fucking face when I found out. 617 00:32:57,712 --> 00:32:59,480 Oh, my God. 618 00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,348 Did you see her costume tonight? 619 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:03,618 She looks like a fucking child. 620 00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:10,224 Take it out, Billy. 621 00:33:10,257 --> 00:33:11,626 Trish, I got to piss. 622 00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:14,194 Then do it. 623 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:17,231 If you'll let me hold it. 624 00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:20,635 You are so fucking weird, Trish. 625 00:33:20,668 --> 00:33:24,572 Oh! 626 00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:27,040 - Get it everywhere. - I know! 627 00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:28,810 Oh, my God. 628 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,812 That's the respect you deserve 629 00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:33,180 when you betray your teammates. 630 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:36,450 Your boyfriend's pissing all over your room. 631 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:39,486 This dumb little fucker is still in this house. 632 00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:41,154 You're the one with no life, 633 00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:42,657 and you're the one who's a gutless loser! 634 00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:46,393 Just like you and your stupid new friends! 635 00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:47,829 You good? 636 00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:49,496 That was a bit harsh at the end there. 637 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,231 I really deserved it. 638 00:33:51,265 --> 00:33:54,401 So, yeah, fuck you, Billy and Daryl -- 639 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:56,771 - Billy's here! - Let go of him! 640 00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:59,674 Get your pissy hands off me! 641 00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:01,341 Get off of me! 642 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,510 Move! 643 00:34:07,749 --> 00:34:09,416 What is this? Ritual murder? 644 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:11,251 Looks like a circle jerk to me. 645 00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:13,253 No, I'm not gonna murder you, kid. 646 00:34:13,287 --> 00:34:14,321 Just gonna break all the other bones 647 00:34:14,354 --> 00:34:16,658 in your shitty little body. 648 00:34:16,691 --> 00:34:18,626 Sam, help us. 649 00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:21,261 Yeah, Sam. Have a heart. 650 00:34:21,295 --> 00:34:22,797 We're so sorry. 651 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:24,632 You boys like to wrestle, huh? 652 00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:28,670 Ow, my arm! 653 00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,337 Let him go! 654 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,673 Don't worry. It's not real. It's just wrestling. 655 00:34:31,706 --> 00:34:33,440 Let go of us! 656 00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:35,810 Sam, he's gonna break my fucking arm. Help me out here! 657 00:34:37,144 --> 00:34:39,514 You liked my moves, didn't you, Sam? 658 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,784 You fucking asshole. 659 00:34:42,817 --> 00:34:45,520 Hey, who wants to see Dallas break this kid's fucking arm? 660 00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,387 - Yeah! - No, no! 661 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,523 No, you don't. 662 00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:49,857 Are you joking, man? 663 00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,458 Come on! 664 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,628 No, man, I'm not fucking doing that. 665 00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:57,297 Dallas! Dallas! Dallas! 666 00:34:57,331 --> 00:34:58,900 Stop! Stop! No. 667 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,802 - Stop! - Dallas! Dallas! 668 00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:03,236 No! I'm not fucking doing that. 669 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,639 -Stop! -You fucking coward! 670 00:35:04,672 --> 00:35:06,340 I'll do it myself! 671 00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:07,441 No, Billy, wait! 672 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:23,524 Is that a-a fucking... 673 00:35:34,736 --> 00:35:36,904 Are you fucking kidding me? 674 00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,941 Why are you acting like a bunch of scared little kids? 675 00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:41,943 It's just one of their stupid fucking pranks! 676 00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:43,176 No reason to break up the party. 677 00:35:44,779 --> 00:35:46,547 Aaah! 678 00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:49,316 It's aliens! 679 00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,854 Let's go! 680 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:08,235 Where's Sam?! 681 00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:11,706 Sam! 682 00:36:12,807 --> 00:36:14,274 Gary! 683 00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:36,531 Fucking arms off me, you alien fuck! 684 00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:38,766 Shit! 685 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,334 Help! Sam, help! 686 00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,436 Sam! 687 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:45,640 Get off! 688 00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,811 Sam! 689 00:36:51,045 --> 00:36:53,246 No! 690 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,816 Please stop! 691 00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:57,952 Sam! 692 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,859 Please go away! 693 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,706 Gary. 694 00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:33,420 Gary? 695 00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:38,593 Gary? 696 00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:43,463 Gary! 697 00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:45,800 Hey, do you know where they took my brother? 698 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:48,435 Please, help me. Please, we have to do something. 699 00:37:49,904 --> 00:37:51,706 They took them to the water. 700 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,776 God damn it. 701 00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:36,851 I'm coming for you guys. 702 00:39:56,797 --> 00:39:57,899 Gary. 703 00:40:00,134 --> 00:40:01,802 Gary? 704 00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:05,940 Gary?! 705 00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:11,979 Gary?! 706 00:40:36,737 --> 00:40:38,471 Gary?! 707 00:40:41,275 --> 00:40:42,977 Gary? 708 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,509 Help me! 709 00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:00,054 Billy, please, help me! 710 00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:12,867 Billy, help me! 711 00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:18,639 Help, Billy! 712 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:21,208 Billy, please, help me! 713 00:42:26,881 --> 00:42:29,016 Please, Billy, help me! 714 00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,987 -What do you want me to do?! -I'm scared! 715 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,623 Just get a fucking grip, man! You got to fucking do something! 716 00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:38,292 Get the fuck off and stop fucking talking! 717 00:42:38,325 --> 00:42:40,961 I don't want to die! 718 00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:25,339 Trish. 719 00:43:30,945 --> 00:43:32,646 No, no! 720 00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:36,684 What the fuck are you doing?! Fuck you! 721 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:39,753 I fucking always had your back! Son of a bitch! 722 00:43:39,787 --> 00:43:41,989 No! What the fuck?! 723 00:43:42,022 --> 00:43:43,791 Get the fuck off of me! Where are you taking me?! 724 00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:44,992 Guys! Come on, this is our chance! 725 00:43:45,025 --> 00:43:47,328 -Not happening! -Get off him! 726 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:51,165 Gary. 727 00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:54,869 Gary! 728 00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:57,671 Your hands taste like shit! 729 00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:01,675 Ow! Guys, guys, guys! 730 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,878 Bye, loser! Can't wait to watch you die! 731 00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:06,147 Guys, guys, guys! 732 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:08,215 Help! Guys, help! 733 00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:09,817 I'm not ready to die yet! 734 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:10,918 Please, help! 735 00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:14,054 No! 736 00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:17,224 No! What the fuck?! What is this shit?! 737 00:44:17,258 --> 00:44:19,760 Billy, you fucking piece of shit! 738 00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:22,463 Where the fuck am I? What are you gonna do to me? 739 00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:24,932 Who the fuck are you? 740 00:44:24,965 --> 00:44:26,267 What do you want from me? 741 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,869 Fuck. Just let me go. 742 00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:30,471 Somebody help me! 743 00:44:30,505 --> 00:44:34,108 Holy shit! You're sick, man! 744 00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:37,044 Listen, my dad's a doctor, okay? I'll take you to him. 745 00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:39,180 He can help you. All right? Just let me go. 746 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:43,284 No. Don't put that shit on me. 747 00:44:43,317 --> 00:44:45,853 Fuck off. No. Get that shit away. 748 00:44:45,886 --> 00:44:48,722 No! No! 749 00:44:48,756 --> 00:44:50,191 No! 750 00:44:50,224 --> 00:44:51,759 No! 751 00:44:54,261 --> 00:44:56,197 Get it off me! 752 00:45:06,273 --> 00:45:07,942 Guys, I can't move. Help! 753 00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:09,777 You've got garbage breath! 754 00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:12,813 Watch your friend die. Watch your fucking friend die. 755 00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:14,181 No! 756 00:45:14,215 --> 00:45:17,184 Billy, let go of them, you fucking asshole! 757 00:45:17,218 --> 00:45:18,886 - Say it! - I'm so sorry! 758 00:45:18,919 --> 00:45:21,455 Say it! Say you're sorry! 759 00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:26,293 No, stop! Sam! 760 00:45:26,327 --> 00:45:28,395 Shh. Shh. 761 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,071 Sam, hurry! 762 00:45:39,473 --> 00:45:41,375 -Yeah! -Holy shit! 763 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,210 Get the fuck off me! 764 00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:50,784 Sam, look out! 765 00:45:53,821 --> 00:45:55,189 Fuck yeah! 766 00:45:58,359 --> 00:46:00,227 You fucking murderized them all. 767 00:46:00,261 --> 00:46:01,929 Where did you get the crazy sword? 768 00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,132 I stole it off a dead body. 769 00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:07,134 Whoa. Sick. 770 00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,169 Where's Billy? 771 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,840 Shit. 772 00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:15,042 I can't see a fucking thing. 773 00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,379 Fuck do I get out of here? 774 00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:23,350 Dallas? 775 00:46:25,352 --> 00:46:26,420 Dallas? 776 00:46:35,429 --> 00:46:37,599 Holy fuck, buddy, is that you? 777 00:46:37,632 --> 00:46:39,900 Dallas? 778 00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:42,236 What the fuck did they do to you? 779 00:46:42,269 --> 00:46:44,438 Aah! 780 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:47,207 Fuck! 781 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,412 Holy shit! 782 00:46:51,445 --> 00:46:53,080 Go that way! 783 00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:55,115 That way! Go! 784 00:47:00,921 --> 00:47:03,257 Billy? Hey, no, that's my gear! 785 00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:04,892 See you, fuckers. 786 00:47:06,594 --> 00:47:10,364 I hope a shark bites out your fucking throat, you coward! 787 00:47:11,465 --> 00:47:13,167 Guys, we need to go. 788 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,235 Take this. Swim as fast as you can. Don't turn back. 789 00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:18,640 Guys, I don't think I can do this. 790 00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,941 It doesn't matter. We have to. 791 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:49,103 Where's Jack?! 792 00:47:49,136 --> 00:47:51,905 I don't know. Where's Sam? 793 00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:54,241 Where are you guys? 794 00:48:05,018 --> 00:48:06,286 Sam! 795 00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,423 Sam! 796 00:48:13,327 --> 00:48:14,562 Sam! 797 00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:17,965 Get to the dock. Quickly. 798 00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:19,099 Okay. 799 00:48:24,972 --> 00:48:27,007 Come on, Gary! Come on. 800 00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:36,150 Oh, my God. 801 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:41,723 Come on, I have to go back! 802 00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:45,025 We can't. Those fucking aliens will get us. 803 00:48:45,058 --> 00:48:47,094 But she went out there to save us. 804 00:48:47,127 --> 00:48:50,264 Listen, if we go back, we're screwed. 805 00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:52,232 But it's my fault that they're dead anyways! 806 00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,034 I was such a dick! 807 00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:57,004 Listen, man, we were just kids being kids. 808 00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:59,973 We're allowed to be pieces of shit sometimes. 809 00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:07,114 My parents were never there for me, but Sam always was. 810 00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:11,619 And now my best friend and my only sister are fucking dead! 811 00:49:25,132 --> 00:49:26,568 We have to go back. 812 00:49:28,503 --> 00:49:30,605 I'm coming with you. 813 00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:31,773 All right. 814 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:34,341 Count of three. Three, two... 815 00:49:35,476 --> 00:49:37,411 I got him! 816 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:38,746 Sam! Sam, you're okay! 817 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,247 Jack! 818 00:49:41,616 --> 00:49:43,984 We got to fucking go! They're coming! 819 00:49:46,353 --> 00:49:48,623 He's not breathing! 820 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:51,458 Flashlight. 821 00:49:53,494 --> 00:49:55,128 Sam. Sam, he's not breathing. 822 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:56,497 I know that, Gary. I know that. 823 00:49:56,531 --> 00:49:58,031 - Come on. - Oh, my God. 824 00:49:58,065 --> 00:49:59,601 Is he dead? 825 00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:04,706 - Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Come on. 826 00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:06,774 Jack, please. Wake up. 827 00:50:06,808 --> 00:50:08,610 Wake the fuck up, man! 828 00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:10,210 Come on, Jack. 829 00:50:10,244 --> 00:50:11,779 Jack, okay, don't die on us. 830 00:50:16,383 --> 00:50:19,052 Jack, they're coming! Here they come! 831 00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:20,722 Fuck. Come on. 832 00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:22,757 Come on, they're here! 833 00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:24,626 Fuck, don't stop! 834 00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:26,694 Come on, fuck! Wake up, Jack! 835 00:50:26,728 --> 00:50:28,730 Breathe! Fucking breathe! 836 00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:31,064 Fucking breathe! 837 00:50:31,098 --> 00:50:33,100 Come on, Jack! 838 00:50:35,803 --> 00:50:37,337 Jack, you're alive! 839 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:41,375 -Jack, you're alive. -I'm alive? 840 00:50:42,544 --> 00:50:45,112 -Go! Run! -Oh, fuck! Go! 841 00:50:47,114 --> 00:50:48,683 -Go! -Run, run! 842 00:50:57,659 --> 00:50:59,092 Come on, we got to go! 843 00:51:03,531 --> 00:51:04,732 Come on, open the door! 844 00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:05,867 It's not opening! It's locked! 845 00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,468 Sam, why is the door locked? 846 00:51:08,503 --> 00:51:11,271 Fucking right, it's locked. Everything is locked. 847 00:51:11,305 --> 00:51:12,574 None of you fucks are getting in. 848 00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:15,577 Open the fucking door! It's our house! 849 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:17,377 It's mine now. 850 00:51:17,411 --> 00:51:20,247 Billy, why are you doing this to us? 851 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,850 Because you guys are a bunch of fucking losers, 852 00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:25,620 and no one's gonna give a fuck if you guys disappear. 853 00:51:25,653 --> 00:51:27,354 Fuck you, Billy! 854 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,222 You're a piece of fucking garbage, 855 00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,358 and you're the one who has the shrimp dick! 856 00:51:32,492 --> 00:51:34,161 Guys? 857 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,402 You guys remember Dallas. 858 00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:44,137 Ooh, he's looking pretty sharp. 859 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:48,843 Go! 860 00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,177 Go! 861 00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:51,746 Fuck! 862 00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,251 Fuck off, Dallas! 863 00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:26,213 Come on! Get to the woods! 864 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:32,720 Come on! 865 00:52:32,754 --> 00:52:35,255 -Go! -Right behind you! 866 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,529 Fuck! Fuck. 867 00:52:43,998 --> 00:52:45,265 Fuck. 868 00:52:52,907 --> 00:52:54,441 Fuck! 869 00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:56,878 Fuck! Fuck! 870 00:52:57,945 --> 00:53:00,480 What the fuck?! My fucking car! 871 00:53:00,515 --> 00:53:02,784 What the fuck?! 872 00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:08,990 You always were such a fucking idiot! 873 00:53:12,794 --> 00:53:14,261 Fuck! 874 00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:27,441 They're following us! 875 00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:30,243 Don't let them catch you! Bike faster! 876 00:53:30,277 --> 00:53:32,279 I don't think we can outbike this. 877 00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,916 Follow me! 878 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:47,729 Follow me! 879 00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:57,605 Get down, get down. 880 00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:02,944 Shh! Guys, stay quiet. 881 00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:33,440 What? Where'd they go? 882 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:35,442 I don't know. 883 00:54:35,475 --> 00:54:37,444 Did they finally leave? 884 00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:38,946 I hope so. 885 00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:48,756 You guys okay? 886 00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:51,324 I've never been this cold in my life. 887 00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:53,728 Whoa, whoa. Miles, deep breaths, okay? 888 00:54:53,761 --> 00:54:56,296 We're gonna be all right. 889 00:54:58,065 --> 00:55:01,068 I think the aliens were using human skin 890 00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:04,038 to fuel their spaceship. 891 00:55:04,071 --> 00:55:08,042 I don't want my body to be alien fuel. 892 00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:12,814 I'm never gonna see my mom again, am I? 893 00:55:15,016 --> 00:55:18,351 We're gonna get through this together. All right, buddy? 894 00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,591 Uh, Sam... 895 00:55:29,462 --> 00:55:34,569 I'm sorry for being such a piece of shit to you all this time. 896 00:55:34,602 --> 00:55:36,637 You were always there for me, 897 00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:39,640 even when our own parents weren't. 898 00:55:39,674 --> 00:55:42,009 And I just didn't want you to leave. 899 00:55:42,043 --> 00:55:45,478 Hey, Gary. Gary. 900 00:55:45,513 --> 00:55:46,914 I'm your sister. 901 00:55:48,149 --> 00:55:50,450 I'm not going anywhere. 902 00:55:52,954 --> 00:55:55,823 -I love you, okay? -I love you too. 903 00:55:57,592 --> 00:55:59,660 Okay. 904 00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:03,064 So, what do we do now? 905 00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:06,000 I mean, someone must have seen what just happened here. 906 00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:10,037 Just stay put and wait for help. 907 00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:16,544 Go! 908 00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:19,479 Go! Run! 909 00:56:25,186 --> 00:56:26,554 Run to the barn! 910 00:56:37,932 --> 00:56:39,432 What do you want?! 911 00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:43,871 Stay the fuck away from us! 912 00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:53,080 You want to dance? 913 00:56:55,182 --> 00:56:56,918 Let's go! 914 00:57:04,258 --> 00:57:05,660 Aah! 915 00:57:09,163 --> 00:57:10,965 Enjoy the view. 916 00:57:14,568 --> 00:57:18,438 Sam! Sam, come on! 917 00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:29,650 Close the door. 918 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:34,155 -Did we lose them? -I fucking hope so. 919 00:57:34,188 --> 00:57:36,791 Okay, let's just find a place to hide. 920 00:57:36,824 --> 00:57:38,526 Let's go. 921 00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:40,661 Hey! Hey, let go of her! 922 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:42,863 Get the fuck out of my hiding spot. 923 00:57:42,897 --> 00:57:45,232 What's your problem, Billy? Let her go. 924 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,234 Yeah, let her go. 925 00:57:49,203 --> 00:57:53,641 Billy, get your hands off my sister. 926 00:57:53,674 --> 00:57:57,678 She saved all of our lives, including yours. 927 00:57:57,712 --> 00:57:59,947 She saved me? 928 00:57:59,981 --> 00:58:01,882 No. 929 00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:03,951 I saved her. 930 00:58:05,653 --> 00:58:07,888 Gave her a chance to be popular. 931 00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:10,658 Treated her like a queen, and what did she do? 932 00:58:10,691 --> 00:58:14,628 She threw the worst party ever, and now we're all going to die! 933 00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:18,265 Billy, I swear to fucking God, let her go! 934 00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:20,167 Billy, don't. 935 00:58:20,201 --> 00:58:21,569 Shut up! 936 00:58:21,602 --> 00:58:22,937 This is your last fucking chance. 937 00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:24,605 Let her go now! 938 00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:26,507 Be quiet. 939 00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:30,611 He'll hear you. 940 00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,079 Who? 941 00:58:32,113 --> 00:58:35,049 So your best friend is still trying to kill you? 942 00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:36,917 Okay. 943 00:58:36,951 --> 00:58:38,119 How about this? 944 00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:43,557 You let her go right now, maybe I won't scream so loud 945 00:58:43,591 --> 00:58:45,159 that Dallas will be here in a couple seconds! 946 00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:47,795 -Shut your mouth! -No! 947 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:50,031 You shut your shitty-ass mouth! 948 00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:52,333 Yeah, I'm tired of hearing and smelling shit 949 00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:54,602 coming out of your face hole! 950 00:58:54,635 --> 00:58:56,170 What? 951 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,272 -You heard me! -Yeah! 952 00:58:58,305 --> 00:59:00,007 Fine, fine, fine. 953 00:59:00,041 --> 00:59:02,309 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 954 00:59:02,343 --> 00:59:03,911 I'll just kill your fucking sister! 955 00:59:03,944 --> 00:59:06,013 You're a psycho, Billy! 956 00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:08,215 Night-night, Billy. 957 00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:09,717 Yeah! 958 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,218 Die, Billy! 959 00:59:11,252 --> 00:59:12,787 Suck crystal! 960 00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,688 - Go, Jack! - Fuck you! 961 00:59:16,123 --> 00:59:18,659 Let's feed him to Dallas! 962 00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:23,597 Oh! 963 00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:27,301 Aah! 964 00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,338 No! 965 00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,342 Oh, fuck. 966 00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:37,845 Jack! 967 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,015 You fucking monster! 968 00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:45,619 Jack! 969 00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:50,224 You. 970 00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:52,893 Billy, what did you do? 971 00:59:53,928 --> 00:59:56,730 It's not my fault, Sam. You made me do this. 972 00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:58,365 I didn't make you do this. 973 00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:01,702 I didn't make you do anything! You did this! 974 01:00:01,735 --> 01:00:03,737 I said shut the fuck up or he'll hear you! 975 01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:11,745 Billy. 976 01:00:11,779 --> 01:00:12,847 Billy. 977 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,949 Oh, shit, it's Dallas. 978 01:00:15,382 --> 01:00:16,717 Billy! 979 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,285 Let's go! 980 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,156 Go, go, go, go, go! 981 01:00:22,189 --> 01:00:24,992 -Come on! -No, where the fuck you going? 982 01:00:25,025 --> 01:00:26,660 Slow the fuck down! 983 01:00:32,066 --> 01:00:33,667 The attic. Let's go. 984 01:00:33,701 --> 01:00:35,903 -Okay. -I'm gonna fucking kill you! 985 01:00:40,975 --> 01:00:44,411 Fuck you, you fucking maniac. 986 01:00:45,813 --> 01:00:46,814 Ah! 987 01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,782 Broke my fucking nose. 988 01:00:55,055 --> 01:00:56,157 Holy shit! 989 01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:57,291 Go, go, go! 990 01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:59,059 Gary, they're coming! 991 01:00:59,093 --> 01:01:02,163 Why won't these fucking aliens leave us alone?! 992 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,402 Dallas. 993 01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:11,739 Look, I fucked up. 994 01:01:11,772 --> 01:01:14,008 I was scared. 995 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,809 I know you're still in there, bro. 996 01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:20,114 I know you're still my buddy. 997 01:01:20,147 --> 01:01:23,184 So fucking fight it, man. Fucking fight it! 998 01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:26,086 Aaaaaah! 999 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,302 Hurry the fuck up! 1000 01:01:46,807 --> 01:01:49,009 What the fuck? Oh, my God. 1001 01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:50,411 Oh, Jack. 1002 01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,454 Oh, my God! 1003 01:02:01,789 --> 01:02:03,123 Gary, look out! 1004 01:02:04,325 --> 01:02:05,359 Hey, Dallas. 1005 01:02:08,195 --> 01:02:10,231 Come on, I never did anything to you. 1006 01:02:14,835 --> 01:02:16,337 Please, I'm sorry! 1007 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:18,272 Please! 1008 01:02:25,179 --> 01:02:26,247 Holy shit! 1009 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,848 Sam, be careful! Watch out! 1010 01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,454 Oh, fuck. 1011 01:02:36,524 --> 01:02:38,359 Dropkick. 1012 01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:46,233 Sam, do the dropkick! 1013 01:02:47,602 --> 01:02:49,203 Sorry, Dallas. 1014 01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:50,371 Aah! 1015 01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,880 -Aah! -Gary! 1016 01:03:04,918 --> 01:03:06,320 Don't let go, Gary! 1017 01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:09,056 I'm holding on! 1018 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:16,964 Hold on, Gary! 1019 01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:20,134 I'm slipping! I'm slipping! 1020 01:03:20,167 --> 01:03:22,903 No, you're fucking not! Hold on to my hand! 1021 01:03:24,471 --> 01:03:26,106 Aaah! 1022 01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:28,510 No! No, Gary! 1023 01:03:32,647 --> 01:03:36,016 Gary, hold on! Hold on! 1024 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,986 Sam, help! 1025 01:03:39,019 --> 01:03:40,588 Sam! 1026 01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:43,957 Help! 1027 01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:46,093 Somebody help us! 1028 01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:49,463 Please, help! 1029 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:53,267 Help us! Please! 1030 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,402 Holy shit! 1031 01:03:55,436 --> 01:03:57,104 What are we gonna do? 1032 01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,407 Grand finale. 1033 01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:02,276 What? 1034 01:04:02,309 --> 01:04:06,013 The grand finale. 1035 01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:11,619 Send those aliens to hell, and tell them Jack sent them. 1036 01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:15,489 You're a fucking genius, buddy. Don't die on me! 1037 01:04:24,331 --> 01:04:26,433 Fuck space. 1038 01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:38,412 Holy shit! 1039 01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:47,921 Aaah! 1040 01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:49,323 Help! 1041 01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:51,058 Help us! 1042 01:04:51,091 --> 01:04:52,493 Please! 1043 01:05:04,304 --> 01:05:06,173 Grand finale. 1044 01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,642 Holy shit! 1045 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,042 You did it, Jack. 1046 01:05:12,547 --> 01:05:14,181 Sam, catch! 1047 01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:25,426 I told you I kick ass with a sword. 1048 01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:27,261 Whoa! 1049 01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:31,699 Jack! 1050 01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:33,535 -Jack, are you okay? -Is he all right? 1051 01:05:33,568 --> 01:05:34,669 Barely. 1052 01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:37,171 Hey, Jack. Hey, buddy. 1053 01:05:37,204 --> 01:05:40,207 Hey, Jack. 1054 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,543 Jack, hey. 1055 01:05:41,576 --> 01:05:43,745 What happened? 1056 01:05:43,778 --> 01:05:46,213 Where am I? 1057 01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:50,685 There was just a little accident. 1058 01:05:50,718 --> 01:05:53,655 But you're in our clubhouse. You're gonna be fine. 1059 01:05:53,688 --> 01:05:55,523 We're gonna get you some help, okay? 1060 01:05:55,557 --> 01:05:58,058 What happened to the aliens? 1061 01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:01,663 Blew them up. 1062 01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,698 It was fucking awesome. 1063 01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:05,533 Come on. Help me get him up. 1064 01:06:09,504 --> 01:06:11,371 Come on, Jack. Stay with us, Jack. 1065 01:06:11,405 --> 01:06:13,240 -Sam... -Stop, stop. 1066 01:06:15,577 --> 01:06:17,612 Hey, Jack, what is it? 1067 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:24,418 Will you protect the crystal? 1068 01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:35,295 With my life, buddy. 1069 01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:38,365 You're the coolest. 1070 01:06:41,569 --> 01:06:43,203 Jack, Jack. 1071 01:06:43,237 --> 01:06:44,739 Wake up. Come on! 1072 01:06:44,772 --> 01:06:46,508 Stay with us, Jack. Come on. 1073 01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:49,209 Jack. Jack, Jack! 1074 01:06:49,243 --> 01:06:50,377 Come on, Jack. Stay with us. 1075 01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:51,546 Jack, come on. 1076 01:06:51,579 --> 01:06:54,147 Come on, Jack. Come on. 1077 01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:55,617 Jack. 1078 01:06:56,751 --> 01:07:00,087 Jack. Come on, Jack. 1079 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,556 Come on! Come on, Jack. 1080 01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:10,097 Shit, shit, shit! 1081 01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:13,367 Shit, why now?! 1082 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,369 Give us a fucking break already! 1083 01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:36,156 We got kids. Bag them. 1084 01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:40,494 They're fucking here. 1085 01:07:40,528 --> 01:07:42,095 Our friend is dying. You got to help us. 1086 01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:44,464 Please help -- 1087 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,235 Sam, no! 1088 01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:50,672 Get it off me! 1089 01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:10,758 Take it away. 1090 01:14:15,089 --> 01:14:19,026 Oh, my God. Family portrait is ruined. 1091 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:20,828 I mean, what happened here? 1092 01:14:20,861 --> 01:14:22,663 Did they have a party here? 1093 01:14:22,697 --> 01:14:23,898 You got to be kidding me. 1094 01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:26,200 They turned our house into a shithole? 1095 01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:28,169 Sam, how could you let this happen? 1096 01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,738 This is gonna cost a fortune to fix! 1097 01:14:30,771 --> 01:14:32,273 Where's Gary? 1098 01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,708 I'm so... 1099 01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:35,743 - Samantha! - ...angry! 1100 01:14:35,776 --> 01:14:36,877 I don't even know where -- 1101 01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:38,612 I can't believe we trusted them! 1102 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:41,716 You're the one who wanted to have them! Ohh! 1103 01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:44,885 -Is that thing on? -You've got to be kidding me! 1104 01:14:44,919 --> 01:14:46,954 I mean, our place is fucked! 1105 01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:49,190 Gary, if this has something to do with your movie, 1106 01:14:49,223 --> 01:14:50,925 I'm gonna ground you and your sister 1107 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:52,626 for the rest of your lives. 1108 01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:55,229 These damn kids don't deserve parents like us. 1109 01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:02,169 What's happening?! 73557

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