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[serene music]
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[♪♪]
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Tonight is the awards show.
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I get to see, you know,
if I won Best New Starlet.
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I'm so nervous.
I've been nervous all day.
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Well, I feel like
I'm gonna throw up.
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The AVN red carpet.
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There's a lot going on,
so there's a lot
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of positive energy. [laughs]
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Almost the whole casino
is filled
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with fans taking pictures.
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All the people that came
to the expo, you know,
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they're all waiting there.
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It's really exciting.
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[♪♪]
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Welcome to the AVN Awards
Nominations Party,
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where tonight we are gonna
find out who the nominees are
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for the 2017 AVN Awards Show.
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I love you!
Yes, I love you!
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If I were to be nominated for
Female Performer of the Year,
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I'd be fucking mindblown,
to be honest with you.
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There's so many girls
that go so hard.
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So I've been in the industry
for about a year and a half,
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and I've probably done
300 scenes
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because I've worked
almost every day.
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I've put all my effort
into doing porn.
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[laughs]
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In the category
of Best New Starlet,
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Holly Hendrix...
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Elsa Jean...
[screams]
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I've been waiting
my whole life for this.
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The best night ever.
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The next category
is Female Performer of the Year.
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[cheers and applause]
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Adriana Chechik...
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So good.
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Jillian Janson...
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Best Female Performer?
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I'm so excited.
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I'm just honored
to be nominated.
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Katrina Jade.
Yes!
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I love you!
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You're a performer.
Like, you're a thing.
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Like, you're an entity,
like, in this business.
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Let's have
a big round of applause
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for all of the talent
in the audience.
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[applause]
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Like, I'm such a crybaby
for, like, if I get respect.
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I'm like, "Really?
You think so?"
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You're gonna have...
Nobody wanted to hire me.
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A lot of people didn't book me.
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They were like, "No, you have
tattoos on your face.
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No, you have tattoos
on your face."
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The fact that I got nominated
for that, I was just like,
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"Wow, somebody recognized me."
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Thank you.
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I'm a badass.
I swear!
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I'm really fucking stoked.
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Don't go anywhere.
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The party has just
gotten started.
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[electronic music]
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[♪♪]
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[upbeat electronic music]
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[♪♪]
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Good luck!
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You're a little bit late.
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Hey, everybody, I'm Allie Haze.
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And I'm Jessa Rhodes.
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And we're here to cover
the 2017 AVN Red Carpet.
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Not only are we gonna be
covering
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the front of the house,
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but we're gonna be covering
the back of the house.
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And we couldn't find anybody
else better for that job
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than the one, the only...
Katie Morgan.
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Tada!
[laughs]
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I'm so excited.
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I think the thing
that I'm looking the most
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forward to is just
the excitement of it all.
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I can't wait to go
along for the ride.
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You're always
along for the ride.
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That's true.
I'm gonna go
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take it in the back.
Let's do it.
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[♪♪]
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I found Angela White.
Hi!
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So if you don't know
who she is, she's, like,
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the hottest Aussie porn star
ever to exist, in my book.
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Aww, thank you.
You're really sweet.
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What is one of your
favorite projects
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that you worked on this year?
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Oh, that's so difficult.
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I mean, okay, the biggest thing
to happen is obviously
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becoming a Spiegler Girl
for me because
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now I've moved over
to Los Angeles.
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That's very exciting.
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This year is gonna be
a big year for me because
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I'm gonna be working on
"Angela Volume 3" in 2017,
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so I'm looking to do, like,
Ana gangbang
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and a whole bunch
of other things, so...
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Oh, maybe I could get involved.
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I thought the biggest thing
on you was those boobs.
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I can't Oh, my goodness.
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They're like I mean, that's,
like, a whole nother country
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in itself.
Yeah.
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Elsa Jean!
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So favorite part
of this year thus far?
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Um, probably finding out
that I was nominated.
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Favorite dirty word?
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Asshole.
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Give it to me sexy.
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I wanna lick your asshole.
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On that note...
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This girl has 17 nominations.
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I didn't even know that.
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Best Anal, Best DP,
Best Supporting Actress,
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the list goes on.
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Adriana, what is your favorite,
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most exciting nomination tonight
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that you hope to win?
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Um, I would really love
Performer of the Year
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because it's just awesome
that everyone in the industry
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would recognize me as that.
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What is the thing you look
forward to the most
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about coming to AVN every year?
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I look forward to seeing
what everybody's wearing.
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I love fashion, and I love
to check out all the women
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in their awesome clothes.
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And I also look forward
to meeting fans.
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The convention is the best part.
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[light chatter]
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat music]
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Here we are
at the AEE 2017 convention.
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Let's take a look at some of the
things you might have missed.
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I know.
We got in a lot of trouble.
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Hi!
Whoo!
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[funky music]
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Gosh, her boobies!
Yes, whoo!
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There they are!
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I wanna hang it
on my Christmas tree.
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Mwah! Oh!
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Sorry, boys, coming through,
making my way to the titties,
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making my way to the titties.
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Dance gig tonight?
Yes.
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So I'm gonna bring out
a whip and do
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a candle show, and ice
Can I be the
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You can pour some wax on me.
You're gonna beat people's ass
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and burn yourself
all at the same time.
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Super sexy!
I'm gonna beat my own ass.
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VR, you get in it, in it.
Put those glasses on.
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You can touch us, feel us.
Hell yeah.
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Penny Pax, so favorite character
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you've done this year.
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Uh, this one.
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Aww.
Aw.
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So you like to play
with your Poke balls?
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Oh, my God, I love
to poke the balls.
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What do you use on your skin?
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Please tell me.
Coconut oil.
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Yes, I can tell.
I can feel it.
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Can I smell it too?
Oh, goodness.
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Diving down under.
Ah, so...
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The lair is amazing.
Nobody's in trouble right now.
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I think we need
some slave action.
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How are you feeling right now?
Really relaxed.
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I love it.
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It's like a playground
for adults.
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[electronic music]
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I just wanna eat the frosting,
like, off your butt.
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Off my butt?
Well, we can put
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[both scream]
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Jesus.
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I kind of want
to feed you a cupcake.
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I just want to feel the inside
of your mouth on my body.
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Ooh, is it warm?
So good.
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Can I taste it?
Can I
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Oh, see?
Every single time.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Well, I don't know about you.
That was intense.
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That was so fun.
I know.
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And you didn't even get
to see all of it.
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It's crazy. There's so much
more that happened.
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And how about that cam show?
Like...
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I know, cam party,
let's talk about first ever!
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Speaking of parties, you know
what I think, Allie?
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Both: Shots!
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[♪♪]
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[slow hiphop music]
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[♪ ♪]
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♪ Open up the champagne,
pop! ♪
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♪ Yeah, it's my house, come on ♪
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♪ Turn it up, hey ♪
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♪ Hear a knock on the door
and the night begins ♪
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♪ Hey, what ♪
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♪ 'Cause we done this before
so you come on in ♪
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♪ Hey, come on ♪
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♪ Make yourself at my home,
tell me where you been ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ Pour yourself ♪
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♪ Something cold, baby,
cheers to this ♪
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♪ Sometimes you gotta stay in ♪
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♪ And you know where I live ♪
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♪ You know where I live ♪
♪ Yeah, you know what we is ♪
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♪ You know what we is ♪
♪ Sometimes you gotta ♪
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♪ Stay in, in ♪
Party, people, come on.
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Baby, take control now ♪
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♪ We can't even slow down ♪
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♪ We don't have to go out ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Play that music too loud ♪
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♪ Show me what you do now ♪
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♪ We don't have to go out ♪
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ And everybody say
what, what, come on ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ You heard me ♪
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♪ We ain't got to go out
'cause, what ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Hey, morning comes,
and you know that ♪
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♪ You wanna stay ♪
♪ You wanna stay, come on ♪
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♪ Come on, close the blinds,
let's pretend that ♪
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♪ The time has changed, yeah ♪
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♪ Hey, keep our clothes on
the floor, open up champagne ♪
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♪ Hey, let's continue tonight,
come on, celebrate ♪
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♪ You know how we do, hey ♪
♪ Sometimes you gotta ♪
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♪ Stay in ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ And you know where I live ♪
♪ You know where I live ♪
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♪ Yeah, you know what we is ♪
♪ You know what we is ♪
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♪ Sometimes you gotta stay ♪
Party people, come on!
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Baby, take control now ♪
♪ Now ♪
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♪ We can't even slow down ♪
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♪ We don't have to go out ♪
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Play that music too loud ♪
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♪ Show me what you do now ♪
♪ Show me now, yeah ♪
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♪ We don't have to go out ♪
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ And everybody say
what, what, come on ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
You heard me.
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♪ Bring a friend ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Welcome to my duck off
the crib, the spot, the pad ♪
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♪ But my house is your house
if you throwing it back ♪
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♪ Excuse me if my home
draining the sad ♪
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♪ Soon as these happy faces land
you can run with the cash ♪
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♪ Home run, slam dunk,
touchdown, pass ♪
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♪ Mi casa es tu casa,
so it ain't no holding back ♪
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♪ Another shot of vodka,
you know what's in my glass ♪
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♪ It's my house, just relax ♪
AVN, make some noise!
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Baby, take control now ♪
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♪ We can't even slow down ♪
♪ Hit the brakes ♪
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♪ Hit the brakes, slow down ♪
♪ We don't have to go out ♪
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♪ Cheers to this,
welcome to my house ♪
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♪ Play that music too loud ♪
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♪ Show me what you do now ♪
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♪ We don't have to go out ♪
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ And everybody say
what, what, come on ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
You heard me!
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♪ We ain't gotta go out
'cause what ♪
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♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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♪ It's my house, my house ♪
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Yeah.
♪ Welcome to my house ♪
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It's my house.
[laughs]
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AVN.
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[cheers and applause]
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[instrumental music]
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[♪♪]
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Fucking Mitch.
Colin, Colin, buddy
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There's no fucking way
I'm picking them all up.
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Fufufufuck you.
You already agreed.
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Take a shit, and take a
picture of it and send it to me.
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That's what I'm
looking at right now.
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Just think, sexy women,
Las Vegas...
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You're the last manager
I'm ever working with.
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Just get on the road.
I'm sure it'll be fun.
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[engine splutters]
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[tires squealing]
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This car is a wreck.
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What is this, Uber shitty?
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Hilarious.
I'm Colin Kane.
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I'm hosting the AVNs.
Holy shit.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Damn, you're pretty sexy.
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[grunting]
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You alright there?
Yeah, sorry.
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Yeah.
So you know we're
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contractually obligated to shoot
an anal scene together, right?
287
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Um...
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I'm Aspen.
I'm Colin.
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Oh, I know who you are.
Riley texted me on the way here.
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And you guys are doing
a scene together.
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We're not doing
a scene right now.
292
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Oh, yes, we are.
293
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Trophy Girls?
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You girls just fuck
rich old dudes or something?
295
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Can we stop and get some tacos?
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No, no, no.
Ugh, come on.
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I'm not your goddamn driver,
shit tits.
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He's our driver and our co host.
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And my new scene partner.
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One of those is true, ladies.
Just one.
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Yes.
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[groans]
Are we almost there?
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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Road trip selfie!
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[women exclaiming and squealing]
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Get back here, get in on this!
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Everybody get in.
Yes.
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Yes.
Everyone say "dildo!"
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all: Dildo!
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Whoo!
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[laughter]
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Who the fuck is driving the car?
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[all chanting]
AVN!
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AVN!
AVN!
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Shit, hell yeah,
topless road trip!
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Topless road trip!
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[all chanting]
Topless road trip!
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Topless road trip!
Topless road trip!
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Topless road trip!
Topless road trip!
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[squealing]
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So is that it, then?
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Oh, shit, there's Vegas.
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Oh, yes!
Yes!
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Yes!
Fuck yeah!
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[all chanting]
AVN!
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AVN!
AVN!
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AVN! AVN!
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[♪♪]
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What the fuck, you guys?
We gotta go.
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Nah, we're good.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Colin Kane.
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[cheers and applause]
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[♪♪]
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2017 AVN Awards.
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Make some noise,
ladies and gentlemen, come on!
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[cheers and applause]
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Another round for Flo Rida
doing his thing.
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Come on, let him hear it.
Let him hear it.
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[cheers and applause]
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00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,590
I am so happy to be here,
honestly.
341
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,850
It is such a great night.
You guys look amazing.
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00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:09,716
And I gotta say, right from
the start, you guys are dirty
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and you keep it real,
and I want you to clap for that
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right now
'cause you keep it real.
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[cheers and applause]
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I mean that.
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I'm a dirty guy.
That's why I do this show.
348
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I was at the gym yesterday,
true story.
349
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:24,239
This girl started to put
her hair up, and I started
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to take my dick out
out of habit.
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00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,700
[laughter applause]
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00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,831
It's one of those.
That's just how it is.
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You girls, I gotta say this.
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When you grab a dick,
you porn stars, you grab it
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00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:40,837
like you mean it, like, it's
just like, give me one of these.
356
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,798
These young girls, they kind of
do that foreplay a little
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where they grab it a little,
and they're like,
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"Oh, hey.
Not yet, not yet, hold on.
359
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,518
Not yet, not yet."
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00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,349
This is the best sound ever
when you're getting
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a blow job, shh.
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00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,147
[coughing]
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00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,398
[laughter]
364
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,198
And if you laughed at that,
please DM me on Instagram
365
00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:05,315
tonight; please do.
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00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,865
[cheers and applause]
You guys are filthy.
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00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,116
I got a blow job one time,
and this girl had Invisalign.
368
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,538
I filled up the whole top shelf.
Whole top shelf.
369
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,374
[laughter]
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00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,035
And she tried talking to me
after; she's like,
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"I'm just gonna get
some water or something.
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00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,513
I need a little something
just to clear it out."
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[laughter]
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00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,050
I gotta say this too right now.
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00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,721
You ladies take it in the ass,
and it's unbelievable.
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When I try [cheers and applause]
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00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,141
Yes, yes, when I try
to put it in a girl's ass,
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00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,642
I feel like she's, like,
helping her friend
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00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,524
parallel park the whole time.
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[laughter]
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00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,897
"Come on, eh, come
Eh, eh..."
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[laughter]
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00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,525
[exhales]
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00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,320
[laughter]
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00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,202
I tried to put it
in this girl's ass one time,
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this is a true story, and she
looks at me, and she goes,
387
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,495
"My ass is an exit only."
388
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,456
"Oh, wow, we have
a lot in common.
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00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,575
So is my fucking apartment,
holy shit."
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00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,585
[laughter and applause]
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00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,586
You guys are filthy.
Look at you.
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00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,917
I love it.
The dirtiest joke of the night.
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00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,842
[cheers and applause]
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00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,143
And I gotta say this too.
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00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:13,636
I had girl one time
stick a finger in my ass
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when she was blowing me.
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00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,474
[cheers and applause]
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00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,095
Now...
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00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,271
[cheers and applause]
400
00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:22,439
Some of you
might think I'm gay or whatever
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00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,360
or I'm a you know,
but I gotta tell you,
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00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,984
this fucking gay guy
fucking loved it.
403
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,275
[cheers and applause]
404
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,696
Holy shit.
405
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,277
I think, like, doves
flew out of my dick hole.
406
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:32,913
It felt amazing.
407
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:36,699
[cheers and applause]
408
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,792
And there's a moment
listen, there's a moment
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00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:42,539
when she put it in, I came,
and, fellas, I can't describe
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00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,253
what it felt like,
but I looked like that thing
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00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,796
in front of
the fucking car wash.
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00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,047
You know what I'm talking about?
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00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,425
[exclaiming]
414
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,635
[laughter]
415
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,256
Have you ever stuck your finger
so far in someone's ass,
416
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,353
you have no idea what body part
you're touching anymore?
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00:16:57,354 --> 00:16:59,809
[cheers and applause]
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00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,150
You guys, yes, you're like,
"Is this her vertebrae?
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00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,565
What the fuck is this?"
420
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,106
And then you realize
you're playing with, like,
421
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,149
an undeveloped piece of shit
for 20 seconds.
422
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,156
[laughter]
423
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,907
You pull it out;
it looked like you just
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00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,159
fucking finished Tough Mudder.
425
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,410
You know what I'm talking about?
426
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,411
[laughter]
427
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,252
Oh, shut up, AVN,
you dirty fucks.
428
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:21,915
You love this shit.
429
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,876
[laughter and applause]
430
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,836
We got Best Anal tonight.
431
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,207
Who's nominated for that?
432
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,756
[cheers and applause]
433
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,967
Up front, beautiful Asian girl
right up front,
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00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,469
like your whole life in school,
hell yeah, I like that.
435
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,349
What's your name, beautiful?
What's your name?
436
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:37,928
Vicki Chase.
Vicki Chase,
437
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,849
you look beautiful.
438
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,059
[cheers and applause]
439
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,020
Absolutely beautiful.
Thank you.
440
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,322
But a lot of Asian girls,
they're quiet in bed.
441
00:17:46,323 --> 00:17:49,435
I know you're not, but a lot
of Asian girls
442
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,443
When I have sex
with an Asian girl,
443
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,201
sometimes I feel like
I'm fucking a Prius.
444
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,406
They're so fucking quiet.
445
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,574
[laughter]
446
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,235
[exhaling quietly]
447
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,872
Have you ever made
an Asian girl come?
448
00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:02,420
Sometimes she sounds like
a fucking baby baboon, like,
449
00:18:02,421 --> 00:18:07,705
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."
450
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:11,464
She's not Asian?
She's Chinese?
451
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,965
Indian?
Both: Latina.
452
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,217
I don't give a shit
about you, shut up.
453
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,388
You know what I'm talking about?
[laughter]
454
00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:17,846
I'm kidding. What is she?
What are you, beautiful?
455
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,764
I'm Latina!
456
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,765
You're Latina?
457
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,886
Oh, oh!
458
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,854
[cheers and applause]
459
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,225
You got that hair from your
pussy to your belly button?
460
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,652
You know what I'm talking about?
461
00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:32,740
Hola, Papi. Hola, Papi.
462
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,989
I had my first threesome with
a Hispanic girl; I really did.
463
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,621
I did.
It was kind of like a threesome.
464
00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:40,909
Her little kid was in the room.
465
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,661
But listen [crowd groans]
466
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,333
Fuck you, AVN.
I just started. Fuck you.
467
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,881
We're having fun tonight.
You're beautiful, by the way.
468
00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:51,257
You're absolutely beautiful.
I wish you the best.
469
00:18:51,258 --> 00:18:53,165
Seriously, I wish you the best.
470
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,426
[coughing]
471
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,427
I'm sexy.
Thank you so much, beautiful.
472
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,179
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
473
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,807
Thank you so much.
474
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,768
I gotta say this right here, and
then I'm gonna get things going.
475
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,479
I gotta say this.
476
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,149
You guys, you get a lot of shit
sometimes for what you do.
477
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,818
And I gotta say this, honestly,
you guys do exactly
478
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,949
what you wanna do
with your life,
479
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:17,025
and that's fucking respect,
and I wanna say that
480
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,531
before I get it going.
[cheers and applause]
481
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,450
100%.
482
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,035
[cheers and applause]
483
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,036
And I mean that. You really do.
484
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,407
So I wanna get things going.
485
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,253
You guys ready for the best
awards yet, or what?
486
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:28,789
[cheers and applause]
487
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,253
I want some more energy.
Are you guys ready
488
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:31,842
for the best awards?
Come on!
489
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,377
[cheers and applause]
490
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,759
That's what I'm talking about.
491
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,007
We got a great night tonight.
492
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,387
We really do, so let's
get this started.
493
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,845
Behind every great man,
they say there's a great woman,
494
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,096
but tonight we got two
fucking amazing women behind me.
495
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,810
Put your hands together,
everybody, and please welcome
496
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,854
Riley Reid and Aspen Rae.
497
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,975
Come on, let them hear it!
498
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,316
Let them hear it!
499
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,317
[rock music]
500
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,320
[♪♪]
501
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,199
[cheers and applause]
502
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,035
Hello, beautiful people.
Hey, everyone.
503
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,576
[cheers and applause]
504
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:11,334
It truly is an honor to be
co hosting this year's awards.
505
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,835
We're happy to say that
for the fourth year in a row,
506
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,797
our aerial coverage
is being provided
507
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,718
by the Fleshlight blimp cam.
Wave, everybody!
508
00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:20,927
Hi!
509
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,428
So when I was asked to be
a part of this year's show,
510
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,102
I had one big condition.
Ooh, can I guess it?
511
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:30,520
Sure.
All right, mm,
512
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,690
a huge bubble bath?
No.
513
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,234
Let's see, a five hour massage?
514
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,025
No.
Fine, getting DP'd
515
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,359
by midgets
while watching cartoons
516
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,534
and eating out of
a chocolate fountain.
517
00:20:41,535 --> 00:20:45,827
You know me so well.
Yeah, I follow your Twitter.
518
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,578
Oh, sweet.
519
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,540
Now here's two people
definitely worth following.
520
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,376
Presenting Best Actor,
521
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,256
please give a loud round
of applause for...
522
00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,795
Kat Dior and Ariana Marie.
523
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,338
[applause]
524
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,429
[thumping electronic music]
525
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,307
[♪♪]
526
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,098
When writing the recipe
for how you make a Best Actor,
527
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,522
you need the following.
528
00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:16,480
Start with a great cock.
Then sprinkle in some charisma.
529
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,735
Drop in a big helping of talent,
530
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,566
and whisk in some passion.
531
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,411
Lastly, add a ton of patience
to put up with
532
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,527
all of us crazy actresses.
533
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,204
Then put him on the screen,
and serve him up.
534
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,825
Here are the nominees
for Best Actor.
535
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,876
[mysterious music]
536
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:38,837
[♪♪]
537
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,929
[cracking]
538
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,974
Can you play with these
nipples a little bit?
539
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,395
But it's much, much bigger
than yours.
540
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,896
Miss Hudson, right?
541
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,357
What amazing little bangers.
542
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,648
Mama!
543
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,235
Preacher's pretty
pissed off, huh?
544
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,396
What do you think about that?
545
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,241
I'm the one doing
the motherfucking talking here,
546
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,953
you see?
547
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,788
You hear me?
548
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:12,459
There we go.
549
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,786
It's not other women, baby.
550
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,463
Another woman with us.
551
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,839
Let's do it.
552
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,388
Let's get away for the weekend
and focus on us.
553
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,969
Will you go?
554
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,766
Oh, hello, room service.
555
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:36,357
Please send up a gallon
of your best poison lipstick.
556
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,280
Shiny and pristine,
until you make that first stab.
557
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,201
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
558
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,002
[sighs]
559
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,495
Woke up at 5:00 in the morning.
560
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,326
From 5:00 to 9:00,
I read the Constitution
561
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,671
of the United States of America.
562
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,166
I didn't want to say
what she said,
563
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:04,507
but what she said was,
"Senator, you're a pussy."
564
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,508
[cheers and applause]
565
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,219
And the winner
for Best Actor is...
566
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,139
both: Xander Corvus!
567
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,060
"The Preacher's Daughter,"
Wicked Pictures.
568
00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:17,687
[cheers and applause]
569
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,978
[♪♪]
570
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,735
Whoo!
571
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:28,066
[♪♪]
572
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,242
Congratulations.
573
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,495
Oh, wow. Thanks.
574
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,666
Thank you. Oh, wow.
575
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,544
Wow, all right.
576
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,795
[cheers and applause]
577
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,717
Thank you, everybody.
Uh, wow.
578
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,298
Once again, I wanna thank
everybody from Wicked
579
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,513
that put this movie together.
580
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,933
Brad, thanks
for casting me, man.
581
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,104
Thanks for writing
an amazing movie as well.
582
00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:58,602
Yeah!
583
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,404
All my friends who support me
and everything.
584
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:05,526
Thank you, guys.
OC Modeling, hell yeah.
585
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,817
My beautiful girlfriend,
Lily Lane.
586
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:10,451
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you, AVN!
587
00:24:10,452 --> 00:24:13,699
[cheers and applause]
588
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:20,542
[♪♪]
589
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:28,925
All right, guys.
590
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,926
Thank you so much.
Y'all are so awesome.
591
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:31,798
I'll see you next time.
592
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,681
Bye.
593
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,516
And cut.
594
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,387
That was perfect, Bailey.
595
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:41,270
It was super authentic.
Carrots?
596
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,151
Get the fuck out of here
with the fucking carrots.
597
00:24:43,152 --> 00:24:44,607
Let's start from the top.
598
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:48,444
My name is Linda Wilson.
I'm a cam show director.
599
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:52,525
I've been in the industry
about 17 months strong now.
600
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,951
I'm what they call a veteran.
601
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,911
[playful music]
602
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,831
If you want something done
right, go to Linda Wilson.
603
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,332
[♪♪]
604
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,334
I'm ready.
605
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,294
Let's roll.
606
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,335
Cookies?
Patrick!
607
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,878
A lot of people say,
"How is this a thing?"
608
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,389
Or, "Cam shows
don't need directors,"
609
00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:14,385
or "Linda, pay me back
the money you owe me."
610
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,515
You go ahead and you ask Bailey.
611
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,516
She'll tell you.
612
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,307
I mean, you could take
the lampshade off.
613
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,903
You get better punctuation
with the light.
614
00:25:24,904 --> 00:25:27,108
You need good light penetration,
you know what I mean?
615
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,649
I mean, you can get one girl
that she's got maybe one,
616
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,320
maybe two lamps, pfft.
617
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,491
That looks really good.
618
00:25:32,492 --> 00:25:36,284
Lighting, it's all about
the lighting.
619
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,575
Oh, that's it, yeah.
620
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,459
I see some of these shows,
and I'm like, "Hey,
621
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,415
the only thing getting
blown out is your face."
622
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,166
'Cause the lighting's so bad.
623
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,044
[chuckling]
624
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,495
That's it.
625
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,134
I don't know much
about lighting, but I know
626
00:25:49,135 --> 00:25:52,179
I made 10,000 bucks last week
showing my tits.
627
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:55,346
Food is the most important
thing you can have on set.
628
00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:57,965
And despite what my...
629
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,603
bitch of a sister Linda thinks,
people like having food on set.
630
00:26:01,604 --> 00:26:02,769
[rustling]
631
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,398
Patrick, shut the fuck up!
632
00:26:04,399 --> 00:26:06,186
Yeah, sometimes I get yelled at,
633
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,980
but I wanna make sure
the hummus and the veggies
634
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,526
are ready to be eaten.
635
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,777
Veggie medley?
636
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,697
Nice tits.
637
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,325
I don't know what any of these
people are doing in my bedroom.
638
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,536
Patrick, are you
still fucking here?
639
00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:20,785
I am crucial to this production!
640
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,253
AVN salutes the heroes
of the adult film world.
641
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,711
[cheers and applause]
642
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:31,798
Girls, it's been great
working with you both,
643
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,674
but I have a few questions.
644
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,175
Okay, what's up?
645
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,427
[sighs]
646
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,387
Do we really get paid
in AVN gift cards?
647
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,098
Wait, we're getting paid?
648
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,019
Yeah, I thought this was
community service.
649
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,686
Okay, I guess
my other question is,
650
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,937
are we really sharing
a room tonight?
651
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,230
Wait, what?
Yes, that's true.
652
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,944
Uh, and I call the middle!
653
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,065
Great, I'll bring my gift cards.
654
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,405
Perfect.
655
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,865
For the category
of Best Supporting Actress
656
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:02,326
and Best Oral Sex Scene,
the presenters are...
657
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,748
2016 Penthouse
Pet of the Year, Kenna James,
658
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:09,418
along with Gia Paige
and comedian Doug Benson!
659
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,169
Love you, Doug!
660
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:13,214
[rock music]
661
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:21,055
[♪♪]
662
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,388
Hey, everybody.
663
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,813
[cheers and applause]
664
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:33,109
As everyone knows,
I'm a huge fan of movies.
665
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,944
[laughter]
666
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:35,895
It's great to have you here.
667
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,282
I didn't know you loved
our movies too.
668
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,663
Well, with your movies,
a few minutes here,
669
00:27:40,664 --> 00:27:42,789
a few minutes there,
and I'm good.
670
00:27:42,790 --> 00:27:45,406
That's all I need.
Just like our
671
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:48,130
supporting actresses, they may
not be in the whole movie,
672
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:50,165
but they'll definitely
give you the few minutes
673
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,044
that everyone needs.
674
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,795
Here are the very sexy ladies
675
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,377
nominated for
Best Supporting Actress.
676
00:27:56,383 --> 00:28:00,177
[mysterious music]
677
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:07,184
[♪♪]
678
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,475
[thud]
679
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,566
Why does everything come back
to gay issues with you?
680
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,196
I'd like to thank everyone
for joining us tonight
681
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,618
at the Republican Candidates'
Wife Swap.
682
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,995
I mean Debate.
Oh, hell.
683
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:26,826
Did that go out live?
684
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,420
You seemed so eager downstairs.
685
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,417
[moans]
Oh, yes, yes!
686
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,803
Please don't let him find me.
687
00:28:37,804 --> 00:28:40,799
It all started off innocent,
I swear.
688
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:41,969
I swear, but...
689
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:45,430
This boy your father's talking
about, I don't think...
690
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,182
There is no boy.
691
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,265
Marissa is a good girl
and thoughtful,
692
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,985
and I just know
she'll do the right thing.
693
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,695
Now that you're 21,
it's important
694
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,156
that you start drinking alcohol.
695
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:11,165
I'm horny, and I really
liked your band
696
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,376
and stuff.
697
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,338
I know you feel responsible
for her, but you've done enough.
698
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:25,679
You want to fuck my daughter.
699
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,561
I guess that just
leaves you and me.
700
00:29:27,562 --> 00:29:30,557
[cheers and applause]
701
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,560
Here we go.
Do it.
702
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,398
Both: And the winner is...
703
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:38,359
Joanna Angel!
704
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,820
[cheers and applause]
705
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,864
[upbeat music]
706
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:49,955
[♪♪]
707
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,206
[cheers and applause]
708
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:59,964
[♪♪]
709
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,545
Congratulations, baby.
Congratulations, Joanna.
710
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,258
Thank you!
711
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,680
I acted in a porno!
712
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,471
[cheers and applause]
713
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,891
Yes!
714
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:14,270
Thank you, thank you,
AVN, so much.
715
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,859
This means so much to me.
716
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:18,026
Thank you to everyone
in "Cindy Queen of Hell."
717
00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:19,895
I could not have
done this without you.
718
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,110
[cheers and applause]
719
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,651
Thank you, Xander Corvus,
720
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,034
for directing this with me.
721
00:30:24,035 --> 00:30:26,281
Thank you, Mike Quasar!
722
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:30,202
Stand up if he's ever paid
your rent in this room.
723
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,829
Thank you.
724
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,166
I thank you
to the love of my life,
725
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,335
Small Hands.
I love you.
726
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,416
[dark electronic music]
727
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:47,470
[♪♪]
728
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:51,098
There are so, so, so many women
729
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,979
deserving of this next award.
730
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:57,306
I have no clue
how they narrowed it down.
731
00:30:57,314 --> 00:31:01,192
Actually, giving a perfect
blow job is very scientific.
732
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:05,029
Yeah, if you want,
we can tell you all about it.
733
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,990
No, when it comes to oral,
I prefer to lie back
734
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:11,619
and stare at the ceiling
and just let it happen.
735
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,410
We get that.
Just get it over with.
736
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:17,294
Let's take a look
at the nominees for Best Oral.
737
00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:18,667
Best Oral!
738
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:22,458
[mysterious music]
739
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:29,554
[♪♪]
740
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,610
Ah.
741
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,794
Give it to me.
742
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,141
[moaning]
Oh, yeah!
743
00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,097
[cheers and applause]
744
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,398
both: And the winner is...
745
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,729
Adriana Chechik!
746
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:27,570
[upbeat funky music]
747
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:32,825
[♪♪]
748
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,576
[cheers and applause]
749
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:37,078
Congratulations, beautiful!
750
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,165
Ah!
Congratulations.
751
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,625
Oh, my God, guys.
752
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,294
[cheers and applause]
753
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,085
I love sucking dick
more than I love eating pussy,
754
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,425
so this is so fucking awesome.
755
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:53,756
Um, I have to say thank you
to Jonni Darkko for giving me
756
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,140
so many cocks to suck.
757
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:59,476
My agent, Derek,
and everyone over at LA Direct
758
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,807
for hooking it up
759
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,189
and making it so good.
760
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:08,319
And for having a sore throat
after all those scenes,
761
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,029
you know, I wear it with pride.
762
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,616
So thank you. I'm so happy.
Yeah!
763
00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:15,117
[cheers and applause]
764
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:21,208
[♪♪]
765
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,919
[upbeat music]
766
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,179
You just won
Best Oral Sex Scene.
767
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:32,965
How do you feel right now?
I'm so excited.
768
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,799
You know, I actually did
two blow job scenes
769
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:37,064
before I came to AVN, so it
makes the sore throat worth it.
770
00:33:37,065 --> 00:33:39,847
Feeling pretty shaky.
I'm pretty happy.
771
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,101
That was a hell of a movie,
772
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,062
and I'm really glad
to be a part of it,
773
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:44,651
and thanks for believing in me.
774
00:33:44,652 --> 00:33:47,566
Joanna Angel just won
Best Supporting Actress.
775
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,687
How are you feeling right now?
776
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,152
I feel so amazing.
777
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,487
It's so early on in the night.
778
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:52,278
I wasn't expecting
to win anything,
779
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,910
and now I've won
something early.
780
00:33:53,911 --> 00:33:56,237
Girl, you have 12 nominations.
781
00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:59,286
One down, 11 to go.
Let's see how it goes.
782
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:00,657
I'm very, very, very happy
about this.
783
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,873
Very excited.
784
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,424
Oh, congratulations,
I'm sure we're gonna
785
00:34:04,425 --> 00:34:06,377
see you again really soon.
786
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,168
You know, it's so fitting
that you and I are presenting
787
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,973
the Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
788
00:34:11,974 --> 00:34:16,007
I know.
Wait, why's that?
789
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,471
Well, because I feel like
we can be up for this scene
790
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,307
next year.
791
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,558
Is that because we fucked
in the car on the way up here?
792
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,646
Yeah, and because I filmed it.
793
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,524
Uh, what?
And the presenters
794
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,145
for the award for
Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene,
795
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,529
we have brought the A team:
796
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:37,574
Angela White, Alexa Grace,
and Alec Knight.
797
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,655
[upbeat electronic music]
798
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:47,501
[♪♪]
799
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:52,045
I love a crazy hot
boy/girl scene.
800
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,508
It's like an orgy
with two people.
801
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,928
Yeah, that's kind of true,
just minus the orgy part.
802
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,306
No, it's still an orgy.
803
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,307
Just, I'm counting
all the people in my head.
804
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:05,099
Well, if we're counting
voices in our heads,
805
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,273
then I've been in hundreds
of two person orgies.
806
00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:11,567
Well, before it gets
too crowded up here,
807
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,737
these are the nominees
for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
808
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:18,407
[cheers and applause]
809
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,488
[mysterious music]
810
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:27,334
[♪♪]
811
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:50,939
[moans]
812
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,405
[cheers and applause]
813
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:10,626
And the winner for Best
Boy/Girl Sex Scene is...
814
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,957
Kendra Sunderland and Mick Blue!
Sunderland and Mick Blue!
815
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:16,048
[cheers and applause]
816
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:19,885
[upbeat electronic music]
817
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:26,806
[♪♪]
818
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:30,437
[cheers and applause]
819
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:33,107
[♪♪]
820
00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,526
This is no, this is for you.
821
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,945
Thank you.
It's for you because
822
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,405
you were absolutely amazing
in that scene,
823
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:43,325
and I was just the lucky man
to do her first.
824
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:48,116
Thank you, that is so sweet.
It's all yours.
825
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:52,042
Oh, my gosh, thank you, AVN,
for this award
826
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,503
and thinking that I deserve it.
827
00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:57,339
Oh, my God, I'm just so happy.
828
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,840
I'm so happy to be
a part of this industry.
829
00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,643
I love it.
I love all you guys.
830
00:37:01,644 --> 00:37:05,006
Thank you, Greg Lansky,
for believing in me
831
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,521
and allowing me
to express myself and just
832
00:37:07,522 --> 00:37:10,347
I love it, and I love
all of you, thank you.
833
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:15,524
Thank you also, AVN
and Chaturbate and MyFreeCams.
834
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:16,984
You guys are amazing.
835
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:20,025
[cheers and applause]
836
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:25,659
[♪♪]
837
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,660
I was a stripper in Ohio,
then I stripped in D. C.,
838
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,499
and then I came to California.
839
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,540
Ohio is terrible.
840
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:38,088
It's just cloudy,
and everyone seems depressed.
841
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,548
You just have to get out
of Ohio.
842
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:42,217
I was always interested
in doing films.
843
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,548
I always made, like, solo videos
844
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,393
for the people that came
into the strip club.
845
00:37:45,394 --> 00:37:48,056
And then I wanted
to try just one
846
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,267
so I could make, like,
a professional one.
847
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,058
Hi.
So I did my first scene.
848
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,732
I loved it.
I flew back to Ohio,
849
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:59,691
packed my bags, left again
that day, and flew back to LA.
850
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,903
Maybe I like to show off
or something.
851
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,946
I don't know.
852
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,367
I told you to bring your ID.
Mmhmm.
853
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:07,825
This is my first scene
and my first blow job.
854
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,037
I refused to suck dick
growing up
855
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,328
because my mom told me
856
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,371
I would have indents
in my cheeks
857
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,793
and everyone would know
that I sucked dick,
858
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,377
so I never, you know,
859
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,587
gave blow jobs.
860
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,588
I look so different.
861
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:21,757
Love your eyes.
862
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,128
[laughs]
863
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,472
Right here, he tells me
to get on my knees,
864
00:38:25,473 --> 00:38:28,849
and I've never given a
blow job before, so I obviously
865
00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:32,138
face the wrong way, and I think,
at this point, I cut,
866
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,853
and I was like,
"Whoa, I don't suck dick."
867
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,194
And they're like,
"Oh, today you do."
868
00:38:37,195 --> 00:38:39,399
I was terrible at oral sex,
869
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,570
so I really needed
to practice giving blow jobs,
870
00:38:41,571 --> 00:38:44,159
and there's a lot of people
that will definitely
871
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,615
practice with you, so...
872
00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,447
That's actually my most popular
scene still.
873
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:53,455
It got viewed 2 million times
in two weeks.
874
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:54,616
And people still view it.
875
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,376
You just have
to make them happy, right?
876
00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:58,747
There's a lot of short clips
that people put up,
877
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,969
and I go through the comments,
and I see what they say.
878
00:39:01,970 --> 00:39:03,835
It's hard to satisfy
every single person
879
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,009
that watches your scenes
880
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,550
'cause everyone
wants something different.
881
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,639
I know when I get my call sheet
when it says
882
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,520
"bring brightcolored
crop tops and shorts"
883
00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:15,137
that I'm gonna do
an incest scene.
884
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:18,438
A lot of step, you know,
in general fake incest.
885
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,609
I love it.
I love to play that role.
886
00:39:20,610 --> 00:39:21,898
It's my favorite.
887
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:26,655
I've fucked my stepdad, stepmom,
stepbrother, stepsister.
888
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:30,486
Usually they try to seduce me,
"But you're my stepmom.
889
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:34,121
I don't wanna
take a bath with you."
890
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:36,790
Oh.
My stepsister Trillium
891
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,129
has a dildo, you know,
behind her back, so she's gonna
892
00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:42,006
give it to me, teach me how
to masturbate, have an orgasm.
893
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:43,585
Why would I need a vibrator?
894
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,170
It's a good sister.
895
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:46,264
What are you
doing home so early?
896
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:48,969
There was a bomb threat.
897
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,050
These people are brilliant.
898
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,265
There's a lot of random
scenarios that they do.
899
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:56,266
Like, this one, my boyfriend
can't make it to work,
900
00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:59,608
so I'm trying to help him out
by cleaning the pool
901
00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:02,024
for the guy that he works for,
and I accidentally put in
902
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:02,935
the wrong stuff 'cause he...
Hey!
903
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,111
Wants all natural
cleaning products.
904
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:06,992
And you just put
that shit in my pool.
905
00:40:06,993 --> 00:40:08,818
Who thought of,
she's gonna put in
906
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,873
the wrong cleaning stuff
and then I get disciplined?
907
00:40:10,874 --> 00:40:15,996
The pizza guy and the mailman
guy stuff is getting boring,
908
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,247
so we gotta get to
the pool cleaning business.
909
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,126
What are you doing?
910
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,547
I think it's time
for you to have sex
911
00:40:22,548 --> 00:40:24,545
with an actual person too.
912
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,927
I'm really proud of how far
I've come
913
00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:30,215
and how much I've come.
914
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:34,056
Oh, my God, it's so big.
915
00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:37,476
Please welcome the chief
executive officer of AVN,
916
00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,267
Tony Rios.
917
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:41,897
[cheers and applause]
918
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,228
[rock music]
919
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:48,445
Each year, one of the most
anticipated award presentations
920
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:52,026
is the one for Best New Starlet.
921
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:56,036
So in keeping with
a longstanding AVN tradition,
922
00:40:56,037 --> 00:41:00,165
here now to present the award
and pass the crown
923
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,956
is last year's winner,
Abella Danger.
924
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:06,004
[cheers and applause]
925
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,255
[industrial music]
926
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,256
I'm so sad.
927
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:14,428
[♪♪]
928
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,270
From the moment I started
performing, my ultimate goal
929
00:41:17,271 --> 00:41:21,186
was to be awarded the title
of AVN Best New Starlet.
930
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:25,774
I did my absolute very best,
and AVN made my dream come true.
931
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:30,235
Although I'm extremely sad
about passing down the title,
932
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:32,197
I hope tonight's winner
cherishes and enjoys it
933
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,738
as much as I have.
934
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,119
So here are
this year's nominees.
935
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,160
[mysterious music]
936
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:47,264
[♪♪]
937
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,348
[cheers and applause]
938
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,389
[sighs]
I'm really sad
939
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,478
about doing this, guys.
940
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:48,229
And the winner is Holly Hendrix.
941
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,150
[cheers and applause]
942
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:53,195
[dance music]
943
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:59,366
[♪♪]
944
00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:03,246
You got it!
You got it.
945
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,037
No way.
Good job.
946
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,754
No way, oh, fuck.
947
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,215
Really?
This is way heavier
948
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,216
than I thought.
Holy shit.
949
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:20,259
Oh, my gosh, wow.
950
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,849
First of all,
I want to thank AVN
951
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,976
for making this happen for me.
952
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,767
Holy shit.
953
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,561
[cheers and applause]
954
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:31,525
I love my job
more than anything.
955
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:33,566
I mean, fuck,
I fuck for a living.
956
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,737
What could get better than that?
957
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:37,738
[cheers and applause]
958
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,950
I wanna thank John
with East Coast Talents
959
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,660
for always being there with me.
960
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:44,538
I wanna thank all
of my East Coast Girls,
961
00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:47,999
Tiffany Watson, Amara Romani,
Gina Valentina.
962
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,920
Fuck, all my girls, fuck, yes!
We did it!
963
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:56,882
Thank you so much.
Oh, my gosh, I wanna thank
964
00:43:56,884 --> 00:44:01,805
Jonni Darkko, Mason,
all my favorite directors.
965
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,346
[laughs]
966
00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:05,058
Thank you, oh, my gosh.
967
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,099
Fuck.
968
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:12,149
[♪♪]
969
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,860
[applause]
970
00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:19,906
[♪♪]
971
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,907
Holly Hendrix, AVN 2017
Best New Starlet.
972
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,954
No, no, no, no, fuck.
Girl, this is real.
973
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,664
Wait, wait, wait,
my boobs are falling out.
974
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:28,995
Tuck them in.
975
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,335
How do you feel right now?
976
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,496
I feel like this is a dream.
977
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,974
I don't even feel like
this is real.
978
00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:38,335
Fuck, me, really?
979
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:39,842
Me?
980
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,934
Congratulations, you got
a whole lot of pictures
981
00:44:41,935 --> 00:44:43,969
to take now.
Oh, wow.
982
00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,724
Oh, thank you.
983
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,684
Thank you, AVN.
Thank you, everybody!
984
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,475
Fuck, this is
a huge honor for me.
985
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:51,519
Oh, my God.
986
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,860
I can't be that upset,
987
00:44:52,861 --> 00:44:54,477
because I've had way more
opportunities
988
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,484
than most people, you know?
989
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:59,404
I need to go see Holly
and tell her congratulations
990
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,655
'cause she really did
she worked so hard this year.
991
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:04,867
I mean, I saw her showcase,
and it was awesome.
992
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:08,997
I think she shoved
golf balls up her ass
993
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:12,208
and, like, pushed them out,
and that's amazing.
994
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,500
[laughter]
995
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,504
I couldn't do that.
996
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,625
That you know, she deserves it.
997
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:22,010
If you can do shit like that,
then you deserve it.
998
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:24,971
So I was looking up
#guyswithsplittongue,
999
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,472
and #splittongue
and this and that,
1000
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,934
and so then he has one.
1001
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:29,935
So I was like, "Like, like."
1002
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:32,516
I had no shame.
I was just, like, writing him.
1003
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,521
I sent you my photos.
1004
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:34,772
So then he wrote me,
and then I think
1005
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,275
I moved in, like,
two weeks later.
1006
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,276
When we got together,
we were not monogamous at all.
1007
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,028
We've never been, ever.
I had, like, a black guy
1008
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,160
come over, like, three days
after she moved in,
1009
00:45:42,161 --> 00:45:45,196
and he was, like, fucking her,
tied her to a door.
1010
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,660
Like, it was just game on.
1011
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:49,287
Let's get the panties
all the way off.
1012
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,578
We got started by just
posting our life on Tumblr,
1013
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,958
the hotwifing thing.
1014
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:56,709
Hotwifing is basically
being a slutty wife.
1015
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:59,219
So you're married,
but you fuck everybody.
1016
00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:02,585
She's, like, fucking people,
and I'm watching, you know,
1017
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,141
and then joining in,
and so on and so forth.
1018
00:46:04,142 --> 00:46:06,176
We just got followers and got
followers and got followers.
1019
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,270
Guys would write me and be like,
1020
00:46:07,271 --> 00:46:09,175
"You literally
saved our marriage."
1021
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,559
We were so open
about our relationship
1022
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,560
that someone
thought that, you know,
1023
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:15,480
they weren't weird.
1024
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,731
Turn around, let's see that ass.
1025
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,232
Once we got, like,
really popular, like,
1026
00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:19,282
and we started actually, like,
1027
00:46:19,283 --> 00:46:20,147
paying attention to, like, fans,
1028
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,281
we were like,
"Hey, guys, we're gonna
1029
00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:24,370
start doing porn now!"
So then we kind of just
1030
00:46:24,371 --> 00:46:26,905
transferred all of
the original fans
1031
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:30,328
straight to Twitter
and adult life.
1032
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,329
It was easy to cross over.
1033
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:33,420
When I got into porn, like,
I was way more
1034
00:46:33,421 --> 00:46:36,084
[rustling]
1035
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,415
[grunting]
1036
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,546
That's Biggie.
Anyways.
1037
00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:42,377
When she first got in,
everything we were doing
1038
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:44,512
was immediately like,
"You shouldn't be doing that."
1039
00:46:44,513 --> 00:46:46,550
You can't be married.
You can't have tattoos.
1040
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:47,595
You can't wear black.
1041
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,176
All these little weird things,
and we're like,
1042
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,431
"Well, that's kind of, like,
not what we're about."
1043
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,440
That's not our dynamic
to begin with.
1044
00:46:53,441 --> 00:46:55,895
A lot of porn couples, like,
they really don't want
1045
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:59,566
their partner to have sex with
anybody unless it's for work.
1046
00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,397
Yeah.
And then at home, like,
1047
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,740
aside from porn,
they're monogamous.
1048
00:47:02,741 --> 00:47:04,157
'Cause we don't see
the difference.
1049
00:47:04,158 --> 00:47:06,735
We're like, "What?"
Yeah, I'm like, "What?
1050
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:08,450
Okay."
We're just not built that way,
1051
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,539
so we just don't have the mental
capacity to understand
1052
00:47:10,540 --> 00:47:12,286
because we don't understand
monogamy at all.
1053
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:14,618
Yeah, yeah.
So...
1054
00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:16,791
So it's us, basically.
It's not you guys.
1055
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,001
You guys are awesome.
We just don't
1056
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,302
Keep doing you.
We just are fucked up.
1057
00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:23,255
[applause]
1058
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:25,627
At this point in the show,
I'd like to take a moment
1059
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:29,971
right now and acknowledge
the 2017 Trophy Girls.
1060
00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:31,514
[cheers and applause]
1061
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:36,975
Let's hear it for Gina Valentina
and Uma Jolie.
1062
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:38,479
Come on, let them hear it,
everybody.
1063
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,814
Look at them.
1064
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,984
[cheers and applause]
1065
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,815
So, girls, I have
a couple questions.
1066
00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:46,611
What is something
that you've learned
1067
00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:48,907
from being a Trophy Girl?
1068
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:52,408
Hmm, we learned the statues
are really heavy.
1069
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,001
And that no one knows where
to get one when they win one.
1070
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:58,077
But most importantly,
that you can be a part
1071
00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:01,134
of the whole show without
knowing the host's name.
1072
00:48:01,135 --> 00:48:05,048
Please leave.
Just leave.
1073
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:08,009
We know your name, Corey.
Wait, wait.
1074
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,844
I thought it was Kyle.
1075
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,304
Uh, thank you, ladies.
Thank you so much.
1076
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,925
Let's hear it for the girls'
names I don't remember.
1077
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:16,521
Let's hear it.
Come on, let them hear it.
1078
00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:17,647
[cheers and applause]
1079
00:48:17,648 --> 00:48:20,935
And put your hands together
for our next presenters,
1080
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,525
Karlee Grey, Isiah Maxwell,
1081
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:26,066
and Wicked Pictures girl
Jessica Drake,
1082
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:26,740
ladies and gentlemen!
1083
00:48:26,741 --> 00:48:30,947
[cheers and applause]
1084
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:33,990
[rock music]
1085
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:40,083
[♪♪]
1086
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:45,713
This next award
involves relaxation, lube,
1087
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,299
and a lot of trust.
[laughs]
1088
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,550
That's funny, that's the same
thing I offer in my Tinder bio.
1089
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,971
[laughter]
1090
00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:55,722
Those are great things.
How are you single?
1091
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,604
Who said I was single?
1092
00:48:56,605 --> 00:48:59,519
[laughs]
I get it.
1093
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,399
Now let's take a look
at the nominees
1094
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,567
for Best Anal Sex scene.
Speak louder!
1095
00:49:03,568 --> 00:49:07,356
[mysterious music]
1096
00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:14,451
[♪♪]
1097
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,464
Because you're actually
a slut and you love sex.
1098
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:27,512
[moans]
1099
00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:35,314
Can't believe you're fucking
my ass right now.
1100
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,855
[moaning]
Oh, fuck!
1101
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:51,361
[moaning]
1102
00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:59,786
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
1103
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,456
[cheers and applause]
1104
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:05,247
And the winner is...
1105
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,802
both: Megan Rain
and Manuel Ferrara.
1106
00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:08,755
[cheers and applause]
1107
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:11,216
"Anal Models," Tushy,
Jules Jordan.
1108
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:14,257
[rock music]
1109
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:19,140
[♪♪]
1110
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:22,310
[cheers and applause]
1111
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:29,151
[♪♪]
1112
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:39,539
[squeals]
1113
00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:43,286
[♪♪]
1114
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,999
Can I take this off?
1115
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,710
[cheers and applause]
1116
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:51,589
Okay, so I'm sorry,
I lost my voice
1117
00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:56,094
over the weekend, but,
um, thank you!
1118
00:50:56,095 --> 00:51:00,095
Thank you, and thank you,
honestly, seriously.
1119
00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,349
All right, I
You lost your voice too.
1120
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,350
I lost my voice too, so it's
gonna be a little difficult,
1121
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:05,687
but thank you.
1122
00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:08,018
You're the one like, I mean, you
1123
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:08,693
It was your butt.
It was not mine.
1124
00:51:08,694 --> 00:51:11,109
So clearly you
1125
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:12,320
It's all you.
It's all yours.
1126
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,365
Thank you.
[laughs]
1127
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:18,825
Thank you, thank you.
1128
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:22,116
[cheers and applause]
1129
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:27,667
[♪♪]
1130
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,378
Today we live in a world
where it seems like
1131
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,758
everything we do
is caught on camera.
1132
00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:35,586
Which means there's a ton
of competition for getting
1133
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:39,512
people, government,
and, most importantly,
1134
00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:40,563
the fans to look at you.
1135
00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:44,346
Something everyone
in this room is great at.
1136
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:48,855
Here are the nominees of the
Fan Award for Favorite Cam Girl.
1137
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:51,896
[mysterious music]
1138
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:58,990
[♪♪]
1139
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,097
[cheers and applause]
1140
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:27,348
And the winner is...
1141
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,812
both: Kati3kat!
1142
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,690
[cheers and applause]
1143
00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:35,735
[upbeat music]
1144
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:42,736
[♪♪]
1145
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:45,536
I got it.
1146
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:47,577
So, Katie, yo, I love you,
1147
00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:48,871
and I'll let you finish
right now.
1148
00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:54,796
However, Aspen is hosting AVN,
and she is kind of, you know,
1149
00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:56,377
the best cam girl ever.
1150
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,468
[cheers and applause]
1151
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,346
Eff you, KKC.
Peace out.
1152
00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:06,387
[upbeat music]
1153
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:10,645
[♪♪]
1154
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,396
[cheers and applause]
1155
00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:16,148
[♪♪]
1156
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,485
Yeah, she's not gonna pass this.
1157
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:17,936
We got this.
1158
00:53:17,943 --> 00:53:20,738
[♪♪]
1159
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,659
I'm the mystery secret weapon.
1160
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:24,658
She's been my
yeah, the secret weapon
1161
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,787
all along.
Are you kidding me?
1162
00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:28,578
Riley fucking Reid?
1163
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:30,870
Ugh.
1164
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:37,974
[♪♪]
1165
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,300
[doorknob rattling]
1166
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:45,642
Aspen, you called
Riley fucking Reid?
1167
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,725
Aspen!
1168
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,806
Hey, Riley.
1169
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,351
[tapping on door]
1170
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,194
It's fun on my cam too.
1171
00:53:53,195 --> 00:53:56,188
Why don't you come on over?
1172
00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:59,569
Riley?
Riley!
1173
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,987
[♪♪]
1174
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:03,656
Panties coming off.
1175
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,657
[both giggling]
1176
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,869
Bye, panties.
Want me to sniff them?
1177
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:09,620
Mm, they're so good.
1178
00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,456
You'd be jealous.
1179
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:12,787
[both giggling]
1180
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:20,631
[♪♪]
1181
00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:24,093
They are pretty fucking good.
1182
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:27,305
Oh, my God,
thank you guys so much.
1183
00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:29,846
[giggling]
1184
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,894
Riley, you won so many
great awards over the year.
1185
00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:34,515
Is there any category
out there that you
1186
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,564
really hope to win?
1187
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:40,435
Besides Best Blow Job, I would
love to win Best Actress.
1188
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:43,905
Ooh, I've been taking classes
in Shakespeare.
1189
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:44,866
Wow, can we hear some?
1190
00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:47,115
Sure.
1191
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:52,371
Are you talking to me?
1192
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:55,416
Are you talking
are you talking to me?
1193
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:55,997
I don't see anyone else in here.
1194
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:58,251
Are you talking to me?
1195
00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:01,964
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
1196
00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:04,295
And scene.
[cheers and applause]
1197
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,391
Girl, I thought you said
you were taking a class
1198
00:55:06,392 --> 00:55:08,596
in Shakespeare.
Oh, it is.
1199
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:11,137
It's in Shakespeare, New Mexico.
1200
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,311
We study classic movie scenes.
1201
00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:17,104
Oh, okay, well, then perfect.
1202
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:19,435
And now we give you
three gorgeous women
1203
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,734
I'd act with any day:
1204
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,855
Piper Perri, Morgan Lee,
1205
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:27,448
and Chaturbate cam girl
Chronic Love.
1206
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:30,409
[cheers and applause]
1207
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:33,410
[rock music]
1208
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:38,668
[♪♪]
1209
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:42,964
It's wonderful to be
recognized for just great tits
1210
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,465
and a great ass.
1211
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:47,256
It's also pretty awesome
to be recognized
1212
00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:50,971
because of your great tits
and great ass.
1213
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,813
Here are the women that can
say both of those things
1214
00:55:52,814 --> 00:55:58,268
apply to them, and they are
the nominees for Best Actress.
1215
00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,315
[mysterious music]
1216
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:08,406
[♪♪]
1217
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:16,745
They're playing our song,
Joker poker, huh?
1218
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,508
This is going to be so much fun.
1219
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,884
[laughing]
1220
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:31,135
Boo!
1221
00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:33,468
The renowned and only
blind surgeon.
1222
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:42,016
It's just those people you
and Shawna watch on TV.
1223
00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:44,191
They're different too.
1224
00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:45,992
I mean, they're not different
like I'm different,
1225
00:56:45,993 --> 00:56:47,566
but they're still different.
1226
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,200
If you can't admit to yourself
that you feel the same as me,
1227
00:56:50,201 --> 00:56:51,618
then you're fucking crazy.
1228
00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:00,752
Just answer your phone.
Please, just answer your phone.
1229
00:57:00,753 --> 00:57:02,084
[crying]
1230
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:05,254
I'll do anything.
1231
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,045
You think you'll be able
to tough it with me
1232
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,508
for the next few days?
1233
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,556
Ahh!
1234
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:19,435
Nothing will come between us
ever again.
1235
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:23,066
I do not only call you
when I'm horny. Stop it.
1236
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,244
That looks really formal.
1237
00:57:29,245 --> 00:57:31,567
What kind of party is it?
1238
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:33,324
It's a fancy party.
1239
00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:35,575
[cheers and applause]
1240
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:42,537
And the winner is...
1241
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:45,795
both: Kleio Valentien!
1242
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,586
[cheers and applause]
1243
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:52,591
[rock music]
1244
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:59,558
[♪♪]
1245
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:03,269
[cheers and applause]
1246
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:05,690
Congratulations!
Whoo!
1247
00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:07,858
Yay!
Aww.
1248
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:12,779
[♪♪]
1249
00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:15,700
I don't know what to say.
1250
00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,911
Thank you, Axel, so much
for letting me
1251
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:21,122
reprise my role as Harley Quinn.
1252
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,793
Thank you, Wicked Pictures.
1253
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:26,460
Thank you, everyone who was
in "Suicide Squad."
1254
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:30,464
Thank you so much.
You were all amazing.
1255
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,755
Thank you, AVN.
1256
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,638
[cheers and applause]
1257
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:43,687
[♪♪]
1258
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:49,316
[upbeat music]
1259
00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:52,486
You just won Best Actress
for Harley Quinn!
1260
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,357
I did.
You did!
1261
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,699
I feel like I wanna puke
1262
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,830
and then drink
a whole lot of whiskey.
1263
00:58:58,831 --> 00:59:00,367
So happy for you.
1264
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,079
Thank you.
1265
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,000
Thank you, Greg Lansky!
1266
00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:04,998
Greg Lansky,
they put us together.
1267
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,628
Fuck!
We forgot to thank him.
1268
00:59:06,629 --> 00:59:08,836
We're such assholes.
We never thanked Greg! Shit!
1269
00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:10,587
We always
Congratulations, you guys.
1270
00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:13,129
I didn't think
this was gonna happen.
1271
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:17,803
I'm just amazed
and grateful and mindblown.
1272
00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:20,014
It just goes to show you
it's all about the fans.
1273
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,265
We're all here
because you guys watch.
1274
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,386
You did this.
1275
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,393
Thank you.
Thank you and also screw you,
1276
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,188
'cause you know
how awkward I am.
1277
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:29,859
But in the good way.
Yes, in the good way.
1278
00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:36,108
[smacking]
1279
00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:40,197
Hi, my name is Bradford McBride,
1280
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,002
and I'm an adult film
Foley artist,
1281
00:59:42,003 --> 00:59:43,655
or "AFFA."
1282
00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:46,207
[squelching]
1283
00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:47,416
[smacking]
1284
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:51,337
The first movie I ever worked on
was "The Gapes of Wrath."
1285
00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,878
Sometimes we have to recreate
the sound of the performers.
1286
00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:55,381
For example, Riley Reid
lost her voice one time
1287
00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:57,760
at a Boyz II Men concert.
1288
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:58,511
She couldn't scream at all
the next day.
1289
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:00,012
[buzzing]
[wheel squeaking]
1290
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:03,557
In order to match her orgasm,
I has to heighten and speed up
1291
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,228
the sound of a bird called
a Wisconsin whippoorwill.
1292
01:00:05,229 --> 01:00:07,394
[bird chirping]
1293
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:09,355
And we were able to match
her orgasm perfectly.
1294
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:10,356
Listen.
1295
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,357
[woman moaning]
1296
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,778
Amazing, right?
1297
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:16,859
Hey. [chuckles]
1298
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,200
Hey, it's Patrick again.
1299
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:23,581
[rustling]
[buzzing]
1300
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:28,206
Listen, if you're not gonna
eat any of the food,
1301
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,208
get away from the table.
1302
01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,254
I got what I need.
1303
01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:34,835
Still serving food
to the masses,
1304
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,090
at least, trying to.
1305
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:39,341
The other day,
I gave a girl some napkins
1306
01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:42,596
for her squirt scene,
but that was about it.
1307
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,887
I mean, why don't they
take advantage
1308
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,430
of this delicious food?
[women moaning]
1309
01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:47,059
Seriously, what is with
these people?
1310
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,060
Do you know how hard it is
to find organic gummy bears?
1311
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,440
Excuse me, hi.
Oh, hi.
1312
01:00:50,441 --> 01:00:51,938
I'm Neil, the director.
Hi, Neil.
1313
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:53,566
I didn't mean anything
I just said.
1314
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:54,567
This is a great looking table.
1315
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:57,608
Do you if we show it off?
1316
01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:58,821
Thanks, man, listen,
I worked really
1317
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,322
Where's my meats!
That's great, perfect.
1318
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:01,911
They're my meats. Don't
What are you doing?
1319
01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:02,908
[women moaning]
1320
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,739
No, no, my table!
1321
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:07,037
No, no, no!
1322
01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:08,414
[women moaning]
1323
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,455
Jasmine, honey, you got
a gummy bear on your ass.
1324
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,668
[screams]
1325
01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:16,343
AVN salutes the heroes
of the adult film world.
1326
01:01:16,344 --> 01:01:19,508
[applause]
1327
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,549
[funky music]
1328
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:26,015
[♪♪]
1329
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,975
We got married.
1330
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,226
He double creampied us
about two years ago.
1331
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:34,938
[♪♪]
1332
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:37,781
We, you know became officially
married at that time,
1333
01:01:37,782 --> 01:01:41,405
but we never had a ceremony.
Yeah.
1334
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,486
So we just wanted to,
you know, show everyone
1335
01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:44,950
that we love each other.
1336
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,660
They're, like,
hot and cute together.
1337
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,749
They're just as excited
to watch the other one
1338
01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,167
get fucked as to
get fucked themselves,
1339
01:01:51,168 --> 01:01:52,536
which is really cool.
1340
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,422
Coming, and then we're crying,
and then we're coming
1341
01:01:54,423 --> 01:01:55,547
and then laughing.
1342
01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:57,125
It sounded like
a mental hospital.
1343
01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:59,340
We met because we both
have slutty ass tattoos.
1344
01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,258
[chuckles]
1345
01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,218
And then we fucked for an orgy.
1346
01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:05,389
I guess we fell in love
really then.
1347
01:02:05,390 --> 01:02:06,597
We both love creampies.
1348
01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:07,718
Like, that's our shit.
Yeah.
1349
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,312
Like, what better way
to consummate our marriage
1350
01:02:10,313 --> 01:02:12,686
than to both get creampied
at the same time?
1351
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,607
That was like, you know,
going to the courthouse
1352
01:02:14,608 --> 01:02:16,646
and signing all the documents.
Yeah.
1353
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:18,320
Yeah, but then today
was, like, the ceremony,
1354
01:02:18,321 --> 01:02:20,608
you know, for friends
and family and everything.
1355
01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:22,991
It just made sense,
and we both love come.
1356
01:02:22,992 --> 01:02:25,949
[electronic version of
Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"]
1357
01:02:25,951 --> 01:02:32,041
[♪♪]
1358
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:38,246
We're gathered here at AVN 2017
1359
01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:40,051
to unite these two sluts
in marriage.
1360
01:02:40,052 --> 01:02:42,928
You made me feel like
electricity is my fire.
1361
01:02:42,929 --> 01:02:47,506
You remind me of who the fuck
I am inside,
1362
01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:49,598
and that's why you're my wife.
1363
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,226
You're 100% you
100% of the time,
1364
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:55,396
and you don't give a fuck what
anyone fucking thinks about you.
1365
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:57,397
Just never fucking change.
Please, never change.
1366
01:02:57,399 --> 01:03:00,649
And I love you.
1367
01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,237
I now pronounce you
wife and wife.
1368
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:08,075
[cheers and applause]
1369
01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:09,366
[both giggling]
1370
01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:10,909
[cheers and applause]
1371
01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:14,248
We just don't really
know how to, like, show love
1372
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:16,667
except for, like, sexually.
1373
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,998
So then once we threw
our bouquets
1374
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,382
and everyone cheered for us,
1375
01:03:20,383 --> 01:03:22,260
then, you know,
we kind of just walked around
1376
01:03:22,261 --> 01:03:25,384
and flaunted
our newly married butts.
1377
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:27,965
[laughter]
1378
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:32,474
[♪♪]
1379
01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:35,435
[cheers and applause]
1380
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:39,356
Being that Las Vegas
is known as the sin city,
1381
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:42,147
we decided to get
the most sinful group
1382
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,528
of talent we could find.
1383
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:49,366
We give you 2015 Penthouse
Pet of the Year, Layla Sin,
1384
01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:53,287
along with Kissa Sins
and Johnny Sins.
1385
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:56,288
[cheers and applause]
1386
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,375
[thumping dance music]
1387
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:01,376
[♪♪]
1388
01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:04,217
Some of the best porn parodies
are being made right now,
1389
01:04:04,218 --> 01:04:06,755
and I'm happy to announce
that I just finished
1390
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,930
making my own parody.
1391
01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:11,637
You made a parody
and didn't tell me?
1392
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:15,476
Yep, it's called
"Johnny Sins' Grinding Nemo."
1393
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:16,937
It's a cartoon about a fish?
1394
01:04:16,938 --> 01:04:20,726
In my movie, it's about a whale.
1395
01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:23,817
Both: Oh.
1396
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:27,446
Let's take a look
at the nominees for Best Parody.
1397
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:29,487
[mysterious music]
1398
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:37,331
[♪♪]
1399
01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:45,669
Thank you, kind sir,
and I'll tell you what.
1400
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:48,593
I'll even let you
put it in my butt.
1401
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,350
Hey, I'm Tom.
1402
01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:59,770
I'm Christie Elizabeth Newsman.
1403
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,230
You look more like a Traci.
1404
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,441
You wanna fuck?
1405
01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:09,780
It's like a mountain of shit.
1406
01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:11,621
But it's like, what is behind
all of it, right?
1407
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:21,214
He speaks to me through the
very sword that took his life.
1408
01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:22,499
The Soultaker.
1409
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:25,172
Okay, you're totally
creeping me out about right now.
1410
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:35,222
Liked it, friended it,
followed it.
1411
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,515
It was great, April!
1412
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:37,886
Why don't you guys
just fuck already
1413
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,192
and get it over with?
1414
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:42,729
[applause]
1415
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:45,566
And the winner is...
1416
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:47,737
"Suicide Squad"!
"Suicide Squad XXX"!
1417
01:05:47,738 --> 01:05:52,114
[cheers and applause]
1418
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:55,155
[upbeat music]
1419
01:05:55,160 --> 01:06:00,580
[♪♪]
1420
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:03,709
Congratulations!
1421
01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:06,750
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
1422
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:10,257
Good job, good job!
1423
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:13,635
My man!
There's my other man.
1424
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:15,676
I love you, bro.
1425
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,268
Wow, this is
the seventh consecutive year
1426
01:06:18,269 --> 01:06:20,596
that I win Best Parody,
so it feels pretty awesome,
1427
01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:25,772
but it really is the culmination
of several months of hard work
1428
01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:28,567
and a lot
of very talented people.
1429
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:33,028
My amazing cast,
my incredible crew,
1430
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,324
and everybody
at Wicked Pictures.
1431
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:39,655
And I wanna give a special
shout out to some people who
1432
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:42,172
never get to have their name on
the trophy, and it's the agents.
1433
01:06:42,173 --> 01:06:48,585
So, you know, Mark Spiegler,
Derek Hay,
1434
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,128
Sandra at OC Modeling,
1435
01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:54,218
Mark at ATMLA,
1436
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,095
and a special,
very special thanks
1437
01:06:57,096 --> 01:07:00,265
to Jonathan and Andre
at Next Level
1438
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:03,936
for really going above
and beyond for this movie.
1439
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:07,187
Thank you so much, AVN.
Thank you, Wicked Pictures.
1440
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:10,190
Yeah, "Suicide," baby!
1441
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:16,031
[♪♪]
1442
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:21,495
Well, I've been signing
at the AVN Awards Show 2017.
1443
01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:24,746
If a fan comes to my booth,
it gives them an opportunity
1444
01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:25,916
to take photos.
1445
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,876
I love to sign autographs.
1446
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,504
But most often, you know,
you'll get a hug from me.
1447
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:31,295
We're just here
to have a good time
1448
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:34,174
and celebrate the nominations.
1449
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:35,715
It's so amazing to be recognized
for what I've done.
1450
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:39,008
[upbeat music]
1451
01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:40,013
Today I decided
1452
01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:42,933
to take a break from signing
1453
01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:46,186
to do a spur of the moment
photo shoot
1454
01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:47,767
with my friend Igor.
1455
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:50,192
All right, yeah, I want to put
you, like, right back there.
1456
01:07:50,193 --> 01:07:52,441
I actually met her
at Santa Monica Pier,
1457
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:54,033
and we shot under the boardwalk.
1458
01:07:54,034 --> 01:07:56,905
Got a little naughty
on the beach
1459
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,946
with a little nude shoot.
1460
01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:00,990
She was naked under
the boardwalk for a while,
1461
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:02,414
and definitely
a lot of people saw,
1462
01:08:02,415 --> 01:08:04,709
but people seemed
pretty psyched about it.
1463
01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:06,706
[chuckles]
Take your top off now, I think.
1464
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:07,998
I'm here for "LA Weekly,"
1465
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:11,295
"Mass Appeal" magazine,
"Vice"...
1466
01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,546
I saw that.
1467
01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:14,797
And then I'm working
on a book of nude Polaroids
1468
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:16,049
for myself as well.
1469
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,635
Shooting in a nice penthouse
is fun,
1470
01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:20,966
but, like, I would rather
1471
01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,352
shoot in public
and run really quick.
1472
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:24,639
Perfect.
1473
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,439
Um, I think we're done here.
1474
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,226
Wanna do something weird?
Let's do it.
1475
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,519
[both laugh]
1476
01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:31,942
Living in New York,
there's not a ton of locations,
1477
01:08:31,943 --> 01:08:34,529
and it sort of just became
necessity to find something,
1478
01:08:34,530 --> 01:08:36,027
get in, get out really quick.
1479
01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:38,238
Doing something on the streets
plays to my strengths.
1480
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,329
'Cause I've done this before,
but it wasn't good enough.
1481
01:08:40,330 --> 01:08:42,075
I've only done one or two
shoots, like,
1482
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:45,656
where I've really been
out in public.
1483
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,122
It's entertaining.
1484
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:50,459
It's really fun
to see people's faces,
1485
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:54,090
whether they're smiling
or just like, you know, shocked.
1486
01:08:54,091 --> 01:08:55,255
[laughs]
1487
01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:57,876
I'm getting horny a little bit.
My nips are so hard.
1488
01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,218
When we're out in public
and someone walks by,
1489
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,389
you know, the blood rush,
it makes you, you know,
1490
01:09:01,390 --> 01:09:05,177
hotter and hornier and makes
for an even better scene.
1491
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,892
Yeah, that's pretty good,
right there.
1492
01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:09,311
One, two.
[camera clicks]
1493
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:09,942
Cool.
1494
01:09:09,943 --> 01:09:12,814
There's a car.
Ah!
1495
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,605
I don't know what to expect
when shooting with Igor.
1496
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,689
[laughing]
1497
01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:18,278
Yeah, we got kicked out.
1498
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,947
I'm, like, sweating right now
from, like, running away.
1499
01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:20,737
That was good.
1500
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,869
Fortunately,
we still got a shot.
1501
01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:24,576
To be honest, that was
just really fun.
1502
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,367
I don't even care
what the photos look like.
1503
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:30,707
[♪♪]
1504
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,538
Here to present the award
1505
01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,462
for Female Performer
of the Year,
1506
01:09:33,463 --> 01:09:35,131
we have Wicked Pictures star
Asa Akira
1507
01:09:35,132 --> 01:09:37,964
along with Eva Lovia
and Chad White.
1508
01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:41,795
[cheers and applause]
1509
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:44,805
[rock music]
1510
01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:48,886
[♪♪]
1511
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,936
It's so high.
1512
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:53,307
[♪♪]
1513
01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:55,732
[cheers and applause]
1514
01:09:55,733 --> 01:10:00,570
Chad, I can't help but notice
you're wearing something
1515
01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:02,864
a little extra tonight.
1516
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:05,325
Oh, you mean 'cause
I'm wearing clothes?
1517
01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:07,576
She's talking about
the camera, Chad.
1518
01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:10,578
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm making a movie right now.
1519
01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:11,871
What?
1520
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:15,752
You're making a movie?
Like, right now?
1521
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:16,803
Like, right now.
1522
01:10:16,804 --> 01:10:19,086
What's it called?
1523
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,298
Okay, check this out.
1524
01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:21,129
It's a horror/comedy/love story
1525
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:25,011
called "50 Shades of White."
1526
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,012
[laughter]
1527
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,180
Right?
1528
01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:30,891
No, white doesn't even
have shades.
1529
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,687
That makes zero sense.
1530
01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:36,188
What?
That totally makes sense.
1531
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:37,566
No.
1532
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:40,107
Well, here's something
that makes sense to everybody.
1533
01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:41,861
Our friends at ImLive
1534
01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:42,743
will be presenting the winner
1535
01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:45,365
a beautiful piece
of Tiffany jewelry
1536
01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:49,826
to one of the lucky nominees for
Female Performer of the Year.
1537
01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,869
[mysterious music]
1538
01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:59,713
[♪♪]
1539
01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:56,225
[applause]
1540
01:11:56,229 --> 01:12:01,608
both: And the winner is...
1541
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,944
Adriana Chechik!
1542
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:04,945
[cheers and applause]
1543
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,856
Whoo!
1544
01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,908
[upbeat music]
1545
01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:16,119
[♪♪]
1546
01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:20,085
[cheers and applause]
1547
01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:27,086
[♪♪]
1548
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,886
Whoo!
1549
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,137
Whoo!
1550
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:34,724
Yes!
1551
01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:38,185
Fuck, holy cow, guys.
1552
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:41,357
[cheers and applause]
1553
01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:46,606
Oh, my God, first Donald Trump
1554
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:50,448
and now Adriana Chechik,
Performer of the Year?
1555
01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:52,534
[cheers and applause]
1556
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:56,825
Ah, I'm so happy.
Thank you guys so much, AVN,
1557
01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:58,501
for recognizing my hard work.
1558
01:12:58,502 --> 01:13:00,166
[sniffles]
I love you!
1559
01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:03,587
[cheers and applause]
1560
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:05,758
Thank you to all the
performers who have been there
1561
01:13:05,759 --> 01:13:10,844
and who have kept me
going strong in this industry
1562
01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,965
and the fans
for keeping me going.
1563
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:16,182
The team over at LA Direct
for pushing me
1564
01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:18,768
and supporting me so much.
1565
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:22,059
Derek, I honestly love you
so much.
1566
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:25,364
I wouldn't be here if you didn't
push me so hard.
1567
01:13:25,365 --> 01:13:28,069
Oh, I'm so overwhelmed
right now.
1568
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,696
[cheers and applause]
1569
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:33,657
Just thank you guys so, so much.
This is amazing.
1570
01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:38,038
I'm gonna remember this forever,
so, fuck yeah,
1571
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:40,039
I fucking finally did it,
damn it!
1572
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:44,336
[cheers and applause]
1573
01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:47,417
Thanks to my boyfriend
because he's awesome too.
1574
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:47,843
[laughs]
1575
01:13:47,844 --> 01:13:50,380
[♪♪]
1576
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:53,637
Adriana, you got this!
Fuck yes!
1577
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:59,938
[♪♪]
1578
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:02,812
Whoo!
1579
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:03,523
I'm gonna take you here first.
1580
01:14:03,524 --> 01:14:08,401
Come here! Yeah!
[laughs]
1581
01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:11,571
I'm so sorry.
I can't stop crying right now.
1582
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:14,074
Oh, fuck!
Girl, congratulations.
1583
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,275
Thank you.
This is the big one.
1584
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,623
I'm so overwhelmed right now.
I'm, like, so overwhelmed
1585
01:14:18,624 --> 01:14:20,161
with happiness and everything.
1586
01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:24,417
I'm just, like, so thankful
to AVN and all the performers
1587
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,708
that have pushed me to be
even harder
1588
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,802
and the new girls that came in
and fucked
1589
01:14:28,803 --> 01:14:31,257
to make me fuck harder.
1590
01:14:31,258 --> 01:14:33,428
And the fans
for keeping me around.
1591
01:14:33,429 --> 01:14:35,927
We're so happy for you.
Congratulations.
1592
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,806
Thank you, thank you.
1593
01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:38,597
[♪♪]
1594
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:41,267
Finally.
I know. It's over.
1595
01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:43,808
The...
[exhales]
1596
01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,401
It's over.
It's all right.
1597
01:14:45,402 --> 01:14:47,607
There's always next year.
Okay...
1598
01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,734
She deserves it.
She works, like, every day
1599
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,435
of her life.
She deserves it.
1600
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:53,655
She went hard.
Went hard.
1601
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:54,906
She's been waiting for this.
1602
01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:56,987
Go hard or go home, right?
Right?
1603
01:14:56,993 --> 01:15:00,578
I have one thing to say,
and this is it.
1604
01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:03,789
Adriana Chechik had been skunked
for a couple years now,
1605
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:07,377
and I'm so fucking stoked
that she won that award.
1606
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:10,255
I agree.
110%, Female Performer
1607
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,296
of the Year, hands down,
hands down.
1608
01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:12,716
I completely agree.
1609
01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:15,427
I think she's been deserving it
for a long time.
1610
01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:18,008
Embarrassingly bawled
my eyes out
1611
01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,394
crying when I was nominated,
1612
01:15:19,395 --> 01:15:21,516
so that was enough for me.
1613
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,477
I didn't think I went
any harder than the other girls
1614
01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,108
or, you know...
You know, this next year
1615
01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:28,685
is gonna be full of lots of sex,
and we're gonna see
1616
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,859
what's gonna happen, so...
1617
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,700
Nominees for next year.
1618
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,491
[sighs]
1619
01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:42,751
We have an old saying
in our industry.
1620
01:15:42,752 --> 01:15:44,916
"You can't judge a book
by its cover,
1621
01:15:44,917 --> 01:15:47,665
but you can definitely judge
a porn by one."
1622
01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:49,588
My name is Kelly Mannelle,
and I'm the industry leader
1623
01:15:49,589 --> 01:15:54,467
in adult film front art,
or AFFA.
1624
01:15:56,260 --> 01:16:00,388
This isn't just a collection
of chicks, dicks, and tits.
1625
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,765
[crash]
[cat yowls]
1626
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:04,016
Every image was carefully
crafted to convey
1627
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:06,018
the essence of the film.
1628
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,860
If you get a chance, take a look
1629
01:16:07,861 --> 01:16:09,975
at "Stepmom Sluts 87"
1630
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:12,067
versus "Stepmom Sluts 88."
1631
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,648
You'll be able to tell
which one I was assigned to
1632
01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:17,362
and which one was outsourced
to Canada.
1633
01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:21,951
"Ooh, I know 'bout sexy, eh?"
[laughs]
1634
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:24,662
That was my Canadian accent.
1635
01:16:24,663 --> 01:16:25,872
What's in a name?
1636
01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:28,041
I'll tell you what's in a name.
1637
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,876
Fucking everything.
1638
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:31,207
Now there it is.
1639
01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:32,881
"Linger All Over My Prick."
1640
01:16:32,882 --> 01:16:35,670
The first thing an adult film
needs is a title.
1641
01:16:35,674 --> 01:16:37,514
If you have a good title,
you don't need anything else.
1642
01:16:37,515 --> 01:16:40,720
Well, except talent and cameras.
1643
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:43,056
A great title should seem fun
and use words
1644
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:44,057
that don't normally go together
1645
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:47,185
to jumpstart a person's
erotic secret brain,
1646
01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:48,396
or ESB, as I call it.
1647
01:16:48,397 --> 01:16:49,975
This is my word wall.
1648
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:53,320
I just start combining words
and see what happens.
1649
01:16:53,321 --> 01:16:54,687
Let's try right now.
1650
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:55,573
"My Wonderful Prick."
1651
01:16:55,574 --> 01:16:57,779
That is a fairly decent title,
1652
01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,618
but I'm pretty sure
I can do better.
1653
01:16:59,619 --> 01:17:00,985
"All Night Face Fucking."
1654
01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:04,080
It gets your mind thinking,
"Hmm, how much face fucking
1655
01:17:04,081 --> 01:17:05,408
could I do in a night?"
1656
01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:08,872
And if you just wanna get to
the point, "Stroke, Goddamn It!"
1657
01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:13,586
My ESB is ready to RSVP.
1658
01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:15,127
Yes.
1659
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,465
It's me, Patrick.
1660
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,836
Wait, you probably thought that
I was gonna get out the game
1661
01:17:19,844 --> 01:17:21,144
after my last gig, didn't you?
1662
01:17:21,145 --> 01:17:22,717
[screaming]
1663
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:23,601
That's right, bitches.
[laughs]
1664
01:17:23,602 --> 01:17:25,427
I started my own
production company.
1665
01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:28,059
It's called Flesh Buffet.
1666
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,148
All our movies involve
food and fucking.
1667
01:17:30,149 --> 01:17:32,816
Sex and food, I don't give
a fuck what you call it.
1668
01:17:32,817 --> 01:17:34,774
You can call it "Ketchup
and Hot Doggy Style,"
1669
01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:35,395
"Cock Meat Sandwich 7."
1670
01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:37,610
Do your fucking job!
1671
01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:39,946
This is what I need you to do.
1672
01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:40,867
Mmhmm.
1673
01:17:40,868 --> 01:17:42,735
Take these
two pieces of bread...
1674
01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:43,741
Okay.
And make a titty sandwich.
1675
01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:48,412
You want me to make
a titty sandwich?
1676
01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:51,958
Um, is this right?
Yes, yeah, that's right.
1677
01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:54,999
So good. Oh, my God.
It's just bread.
1678
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,764
I like to think I took
all the lessons I learned
1679
01:17:56,765 --> 01:17:59,005
on my way to the top
to be the best boss I can be.
1680
01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:03,852
We're the fastest growing
company in the Valley.
1681
01:18:03,853 --> 01:18:05,054
[smack]
1682
01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:06,305
[scoffs]
1683
01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,266
[smacking]
1684
01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,557
[moans]
1685
01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:12,440
No, no, no, everybody knows,
at Flesh Buffet,
1686
01:18:12,441 --> 01:18:15,228
we don't use green apples.
We only use red apples, okay?
1687
01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:17,282
This is blasphemy.
Let's get these out of here.
1688
01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:19,572
[crunching]
1689
01:18:19,573 --> 01:18:22,030
Tighter, tighter, tighter.
1690
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,161
You don't think this is weird?
Tighter.
1691
01:18:24,162 --> 01:18:25,366
Um...
1692
01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:25,987
Oh, that's such a good sandwich.
1693
01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:26,623
Okay, you got the job.
1694
01:18:26,624 --> 01:18:28,449
Oh.
You got it.
1695
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:29,502
You got the part.
You got the part.
1696
01:18:29,503 --> 01:18:30,656
Hey, be careful
with that fucking bread.
1697
01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:32,332
I got a couple more girls
coming in, yeah.
1698
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:33,173
Thank you.
1699
01:18:33,174 --> 01:18:35,126
This has been
a really weird day.
1700
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,167
Yeah.
1701
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:38,171
[cell phone rings]
1702
01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:39,214
Oh, let's see, hold on.
1703
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,215
Hello?
Inside the Industry.
1704
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:41,836
Oh, fuck!
1705
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:44,352
AVN salutes the heroes
of the adult film world.
1706
01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:48,135
[upbeat music]
1707
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:52,140
[♪♪]
1708
01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,853
both: Jenna Sativa!
1709
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,404
Oh, my God!
1710
01:18:57,691 --> 01:18:59,441
Thank you, thank you
so much, AVN,
1711
01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:00,693
for this recognition.
1712
01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:01,534
It means the world to me.
1713
01:19:01,535 --> 01:19:03,696
Thank you so much!
1714
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,447
And the winner is Abella!
Abella!
1715
01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,909
Thank you, Hard X.
You guys give me
1716
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,430
the best orgasms.
You don't understand.
1717
01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,830
Thank you, AVN.
Thank you, AVN, yes.
1718
01:19:13,832 --> 01:19:15,832
Thank you, Derek.
Thank you, everybody!
1719
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,210
Phoenix Marie
and Katrina Jade, thank you
1720
01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:23,383
for fucking filming with me
and accepting me for who I am.
1721
01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:24,425
I love you.
1722
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,046
Both: Mick Blue!
1723
01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:29,472
Every single man in this
category deserves this prize
1724
01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,561
every year because we bring
the hard dick on the table.
1725
01:19:32,562 --> 01:19:33,729
"The Preacher's Daughter"!
1726
01:19:33,730 --> 01:19:37,307
We're forgetting who fought
that battle at Prop 60.
1727
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:38,984
Eric Paul, lawyer, by all means,
1728
01:19:38,985 --> 01:19:41,323
stand up and take a fucking bow.
1729
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,364
Both: The winner is...
1730
01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:47,275
Greg Lansky!
1731
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:49,867
Whoo!
1732
01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:52,408
Art is what you do
when you truly feel alive.
1733
01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:53,871
That's what you guys do.
1734
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:54,622
You guys are artists.
1735
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,667
Do not let them shame you.
1736
01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:00,918
They do not define what we do.
1737
01:20:00,921 --> 01:20:03,921
We define what we do!
1738
01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:06,054
Here to present
the final award of the night
1739
01:20:06,055 --> 01:20:09,595
are Adriana Chechik, Venus Lux,
and Seth Gamble.
1740
01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:13,556
[cheers and applause]
1741
01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:15,559
[upbeat music]
1742
01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:16,901
The great thing
about our final category
1743
01:20:16,902 --> 01:20:19,564
of the evening
is that if you're nominated
1744
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:21,895
for Movie of the Year,
1745
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:25,528
you've already won
an AVN tonight.
1746
01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:27,989
I can never tell
if the applause at this point
1747
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:31,740
in the show is because
we're giving out a huge award
1748
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:35,538
or because the after parties
will be starting soon.
1749
01:20:35,539 --> 01:20:38,079
Either way, let's not keep
anyone waiting.
1750
01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:40,793
Here are the nominees
for Movie of the Year.
1751
01:20:40,794 --> 01:20:43,880
[mysterious music]
1752
01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:49,971
[♪♪]
1753
01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,079
And the winner is...
1754
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,249
"Suicide Squad XXX."
"Suicide Squad XXX,"
1755
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,540
an Axel Braun Parody.
Yay!
1756
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:05,795
[cheers and applause]
1757
01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:09,626
[upbeat electronic music]
1758
01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:16,556
[♪♪]
1759
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:18,975
[cheers and applause]
1760
01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:19,556
Wow.
1761
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:25,770
[♪♪]
1762
01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:30,820
Third year in a row that
a parody wins Movie of the Year.
1763
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:33,281
I remember four years ago,
somebody told me
1764
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:36,242
parodies were dead.
I think they're alive and well.
1765
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:39,003
Look, you don't get to be
up here without standing
1766
01:22:39,004 --> 01:22:42,496
on the shoulders
of a mountain of people,
1767
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:46,335
and on top of that mountain
is a man who I really love
1768
01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:51,424
and respect who has graced me
with his friendship
1769
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:52,125
and his guidance.
1770
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,218
Thank you, Steve Orenstein.
1771
01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:55,428
This is for you.
Whoo!
1772
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:56,009
And thank you, AVN.
1773
01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:59,640
[cheers and applause]
1774
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:06,731
[♪♪]
1775
01:23:08,942 --> 01:23:13,070
Ladies and gentlemen,
one more time, Flo Rida!
1776
01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:13,781
[cheers and applause]
1777
01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:17,530
[upbeat hiphop music]
1778
01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:20,411
AVN, let's go.
1779
01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,289
♪ I gotta ask
where you been hiding ♪
1780
01:23:23,290 --> 01:23:24,415
♪ Hey ♪
1781
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,956
♪ You're like
a 20carat diamond ♪
1782
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:28,210
♪ Yeah ♪
1783
01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:30,802
♪ The finer things in life
are shining ♪
1784
01:23:30,803 --> 01:23:32,215
♪ Come on ♪
1785
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:35,046
♪ How 'bout that latenight
wine and dining ♪
1786
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:36,260
♪ Let's go ♪
1787
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:40,181
♪ Yeah, you want
that expensive clutch ♪
1788
01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:43,768
♪ And I'ma give
that fivestar experience ♪
1789
01:23:43,769 --> 01:23:45,186
both: ♪ Yeah ♪
1790
01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:47,977
♪ Show you the kind of love ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
1791
01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:50,571
♪ That you can only get
when you give enough ♪
1792
01:23:50,572 --> 01:23:51,984
AVN Awards, come on!
1793
01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:55,655
♪ I'll spend it all on you,
baby, baby, just watch ♪
1794
01:23:55,656 --> 01:24:00,034
♪ A BMW, a Bugatti,
thick rock ♪
1795
01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:03,905
♪ Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got ♪
1796
01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:07,208
♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪
1797
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:10,919
♪ I'll spend it all on shoes
for you, take your own pick ♪
1798
01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:15,174
♪ McQueen or Jimmy Choo,
and I'll get 'em real quick ♪
1799
01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:19,345
♪ Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got ♪
1800
01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:21,926
♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪
1801
01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,975
♪ That was perfect ♪
1802
01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:27,806
♪ I'm gonna work it
to impress you ♪
1803
01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:30,233
♪ Get you that dress
and then undress you ♪
1804
01:24:30,234 --> 01:24:31,732
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1805
01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:34,321
♪ And we'll do things
only the best do ♪
1806
01:24:34,322 --> 01:24:35,698
♪ The best do ♪
♪ Hey ♪
1807
01:24:35,699 --> 01:24:37,946
♪ Do what you want
because I'll let you ♪
1808
01:24:37,948 --> 01:24:39,577
♪ I'll let you ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1809
01:24:39,578 --> 01:24:40,865
♪ Check it out ♪
♪ Come on ♪
1810
01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:43,286
♪ You want
that expensive clutch ♪
1811
01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:46,914
♪ And I'ma give
that fivestar experience ♪
1812
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,495
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
1813
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,420
♪ Show you the kind of love ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1814
01:24:50,421 --> 01:24:54,088
♪ That you can only get
when you give enough ♪
1815
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,464
AVN!
1816
01:24:55,465 --> 01:24:58,965
♪ I'll spend it all on you,
baby, baby, just watch ♪
1817
01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:02,179
♪ A BMW, a Bugatti,
thick rock ♪
1818
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:07,560
♪ Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got ♪
1819
01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:10,396
♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪
1820
01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:14,317
♪ I'll spend it all on shoes
for you, take your own pick ♪
1821
01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:17,398
♪ McQueen or Jimmy Choo,
and I'll get 'em real quick ♪
1822
01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:18,654
♪ Let's go ♪
1823
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:22,825
♪ Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got ♪
1824
01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:25,406
♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪
1825
01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:26,829
♪ Come on, hey! ♪
1826
01:25:26,830 --> 01:25:29,457
♪ What, what ♪
1827
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,334
♪ Hey, come on ♪
1828
01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:32,915
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪
♪ Come on ♪
1829
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:35,504
♪ A little louder ♪
1830
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,125
[♪♪]
1831
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:39,675
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1832
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:42,216
♪ Check it, come on ♪
1833
01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:44,847
♪ Abracadabra,
I got the magic ♪
1834
01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,268
♪ I hope you can handle
living this lavish ♪
1835
01:25:47,269 --> 01:25:49,477
♪ Let's blow a zillion,
zillion, baby ♪
1836
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:52,308
♪ If you got a passion
for fashion, mansions ♪
1837
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:55,111
♪ And platinum,
I got the answers to questions ♪
1838
01:25:55,112 --> 01:25:57,938
♪ So let me tell you
what's happening, baby ♪
1839
01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:00,696
AVN, make some noise!
♪ Let's go ♪
1840
01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:04,077
♪ I'll spend it all on you,
baby, baby, just watch ♪
1841
01:26:04,078 --> 01:26:08,406
♪ A BMW, a Bugatti,
thick rock ♪
1842
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:12,708
♪ Get you a fancy yacht
any chance I got ♪
1843
01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:15,459
♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪
1844
01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:17,838
♪ I'll spend it all on you ♪
1845
01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:19,507
♪ Hey, hey, oh ♪
1846
01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,258
♪ A little bit on me ♪
1847
01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:23,299
Words of advice?
Anything?
1848
01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:23,853
Don't cry on camera.
1849
01:26:23,854 --> 01:26:25,385
I did.
[laughs]
1850
01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:30,017
♪ Hey, hey, when I become
a zillionaire ♪
1851
01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:32,436
♪ A little bit on you ♪
1852
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:35,356
You get nominated?
Did you win?
1853
01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:36,397
Dick!
1854
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:39,150
♪ What, what, what ♪
♪ Come on ♪
1855
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:40,695
Taking up my camera time.
1856
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,486
You have no idea
what she did in that scene.
1857
01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:46,158
Licking the concrete
and sticking a heel up her ass.
1858
01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:48,499
It sounds like
a well earned award.
1859
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,905
♪ Hey, hey, hey, come on ♪
1860
01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,248
[♪ ♪]
1861
01:26:52,249 --> 01:26:56,499
Thank you guys so much for
watching the 2017 AVN Awards.
1862
01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:58,838
Good night.
1863
01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:02,589
♪ When I become
a zillionaire ♪
1864
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,552
AVN Awards, I love you.
1865
01:27:04,553 --> 01:27:05,053
[cheers and applause]
1866
01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,179
MyFreeCams, baby.
1867
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:10,060
[cheers and applause]
1868
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:18,524
We're good.
1869
01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:20,685
No, no, we're good.
1870
01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:21,814
We're good, guys.
We're good.
1871
01:27:24,114 --> 01:27:26,074
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