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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:26,520 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,125 ♪ ♪ 3 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:17,471 ♪ ♪ 4 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:27,481 ♪ ♪ 5 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:36,490 ♪ ♪ 6 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:45,499 ♪ ♪ 7 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:55,242 ♪ ♪ 8 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:15,396 Look at those flapjacks. 9 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,431 Have decorum, Mr. Kellenberger. 10 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,334 We are on our way to church camp. 11 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:25,973 - Lord, I thank Thee for this awesome bounty of flapjacks. 12 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,542 - Much better. 13 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,678 - Where is she from? 14 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,346 Does anybody know? 15 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,347 - I don't know. 16 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,549 From around, somewhere. 17 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:39,386 - I wonder if she comes from a single-parent home. 18 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,622 You two would have a lot to talk about then. 19 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,290 Right, Jacqueline? 20 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:45,492 - How about you go find out? 21 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,462 - Maybe I will if you shut the fuck up. 22 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,497 - Please don't, Danielle. 23 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,435 - Hi, there. 24 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,603 - Oh, hi. 25 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,271 - I'm Danielle. 26 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,672 - I'm Faith. 27 00:03:58,672 --> 00:03:59,940 - I know. 28 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,876 Look, I-I really wanted to talk to you about something, 29 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,945 if that's all right. 30 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,013 - Sure. 31 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,248 - Okay, well... 32 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,284 I want you to remember that I'm saying this 33 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,820 with all the kindness in my heart. 34 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,289 But, uh... 35 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:18,492 ever since you got on this bus you've been attracting 36 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:21,662 the wrong sort of attention. 37 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,364 - Excuse me? 38 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:28,369 - Sweetie, don't you think that blouse is a little snug on you? 39 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:32,306 You know, if you want I can try and scare you up, uh -- 40 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,774 what size are you? 41 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,342 Extra large? 42 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,443 - Yeah, no thank you. 43 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,578 I'm good. 44 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,780 - Okay, well, let me know if you change your mind. 45 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,315 - Will do. 46 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:45,319 - Oh, and-and you do remember your Proverbs, don't you? 47 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,589 Like a gold ring in a pig's snout 48 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:51,892 is a beautiful girl without discretion. 49 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,661 - So true. 50 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,563 And you of course remember your Book of Obadiah: 51 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,866 Lonely is the woman who only has flat cakes 52 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:02,069 to bring to the banquet. 53 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,506 'Bye now. 54 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,682 - That was so awesome. 55 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,418 Like you are so brave. 56 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,786 - It was nothing, believe me. 57 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:19,820 - I'm Jacqueline. 58 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,921 - I'm Faith. 59 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:25,526 - Y-y -- um, just so you know, that verse is not 60 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,461 in the Book of Obadiah. 61 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,862 - Oh, I know. 62 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,431 - Okay. 63 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,032 Um, well, it's really cool that you're here. 64 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:32,833 I'm... 65 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,767 - Talk to her for me, bro. 66 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,703 - Dude, talk to her yourself. 67 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:36,637 - Jeff, come on. 68 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,672 Just get her warmed up for me, man. 69 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,707 - She's plenty warm. 70 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,742 Just go fuckin' talk to her and say hello. 71 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,711 I can't do this for you forever, man. 72 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,446 - All right, never mind. Forget I asked. 73 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,980 - Don't do that. 74 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,449 - Friend. 75 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,450 - Don't do that. - Friend. 76 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,384 - Don't call me -- - Friend. 77 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,485 - Dude. - Friend. 78 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,820 - I am your friend. - Best friend. 79 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,655 - Oh, fuck you, dude. 80 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,856 - Really? 81 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:56,857 - You think I'm going to be your wing man forever? 82 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,858 When are you going to fly? 83 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,727 When do you fly? - I fly every day. 84 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,961 - But let me see those wings. - No. Stop. 85 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,429 - Let me see those wings. 86 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:03,731 - Fly. - I am flying. 87 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,665 - Fly. Fly. - I'm flying. 88 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,666 - Then fuckin' fly. 89 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,735 - All right, get off my ass -- 90 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:13,874 uh, said Jesus to Moses, um -- 91 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,942 - That's right. 92 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:18,045 - -- when Moses tried to climb aboard Jesus's -- 93 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:18,879 - Donkey. 94 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,913 - -- donkey -- - Yep. Mm-hmm. 95 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:23,050 - -- after, um, he drank too many natty ice -- 96 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:23,784 - Yes. 97 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,752 - -- pounders. 98 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,820 - Amen, brother. 99 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,088 Sorry. 100 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,022 - That went well. 101 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,424 - Yeah, I think that was good. 102 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,095 - Hey, gang. 103 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:35,929 All right. 104 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:36,930 Let's try to settle down. 105 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,600 How about we try five deep breaths? 106 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,669 I'm going to go first. 107 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,674 SHUT UP! 108 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:50,878 All right. 109 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:54,615 Well, I know that we have a lot of new faces this year, 110 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,016 so we're going to get to the rules. 111 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,952 But first let's do some introductions. 112 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,422 I'm the camp director, Doug... 113 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,991 Doug. 114 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,860 And I am so excited to be working with you this year 115 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,930 to ensure that our campers are going to leave 116 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,665 Good Friends Church Camp 117 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,902 transformed by His awesome message. 118 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:17,004 - Amen. 119 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,139 - You guys are a special group, so I have something 120 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,507 special for you. 121 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,175 See this? 122 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:24,011 It's a jar, a jar. 123 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,979 But there's nothing in it. 124 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:30,083 But if you do something good, like following the rules 125 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:34,488 or showing strong leadership, I am going to take a marble 126 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,891 and put it in the jar. 127 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,929 Now, if we have a situation where you do something wrong, 128 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,064 like not following the rules... 129 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,839 the marble is going to come out. 130 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,006 - Oh, no. 131 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,776 What do we do? 132 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,212 - I'll explain it later to you, Courtney. 133 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:02,516 Now, at the end of the week if we have a jar full of marbles, 134 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:03,884 guess what? 135 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,786 We're going to have a pizza party. 136 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,688 Everybody loves pizza, right? 137 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,989 Excited? 138 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,924 - Sounds fucking gay. 139 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,160 - Nailed it. 140 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,162 I mean ... 141 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,129 pizza party? 142 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,865 Awesome. 143 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,136 - Mr. Kellenberger, is it? 144 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,939 I would like to let you know that there is nothing 145 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:31,945 gay nor homosexual or deviant of any kind at 146 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,714 Good Friends Church Camp. 147 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:37,618 For example, rule number one: 148 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:38,852 no masturbating. 149 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,090 - Boo. What? 150 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,291 Are you serious? 151 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,626 - Dude, I'm halfway through rubbin' one out right now. 152 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,526 - I'm helping him. 153 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,928 - Come on, man. 154 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,096 - This is bullshit. 155 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,932 - Guys, guys, guys, I don't make the rules. 156 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,735 He does. 157 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,069 - I guess he's right. 158 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:00,841 - Rule number two: no laughing like a liberated woman. 159 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,052 - Waaahhhhhh! 160 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,177 - Morning. 161 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,081 - Morning. 162 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,987 Where's that bus going? 163 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,055 - What bus? 164 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,124 - That bus. 165 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,230 Well, I'd say since school is 166 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,933 not in session that that bus is going out to the-the 167 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,902 church camp, out there by Big Timber State Park. 168 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,106 - The camp? 169 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,074 - Mm-hmm. 170 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,243 - You got any ammo? 171 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,379 - Yeah, right over there. 172 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,889 There ain't much in season right now. 173 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:59,159 You doing you some huntin'? 174 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,260 - Yeah. 175 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,162 Yeah, sort of. 176 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,243 That too. 177 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,047 - Gonna be, uh, $15.75. 178 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:21,982 - All right. 179 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,116 Got a bag? 180 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:25,952 - Nah. 181 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,321 - Thanks. 182 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,197 - Hey, you know, Mister, you enjoy that. 183 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,032 That there is the best breakfast in a box 184 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,334 that money can buy. 185 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,475 - You don't know what breakfast is. 186 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,306 - All right, everyone get the fuck out! 187 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,147 - All right, everybody. 188 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,014 Come on! 189 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,317 We got a big day ahead. 190 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,521 Good to see you. 191 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,056 Good to see you. 192 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,791 Nice to see you again. 193 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,793 Hey! 194 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,078 - So, Leon, remember: you're going to pick up 195 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,448 the campers at the Kirkland Elementary School 196 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,517 at 0700 hours. 197 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,385 - Yeah, man, I'll remember, okay? 198 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,486 - Yes. 199 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,488 Well, I don't want a repeat of last summer. 200 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,990 Remember? 201 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,527 When you took the campers to the Eagle Pass Casino for 12 hours? 202 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:17,364 I got a lot of angry phone calls from parents. 203 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,033 - Fuck you, Doug. 204 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,802 Fuck you. 205 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,337 - Well, that's. 206 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,406 Do we have an understanding? 207 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:30,510 - Hey, everyone. 208 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,344 Coming through. 209 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,412 Doug coming through. 210 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,448 Let's part these red seas. 211 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,051 All right. 212 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,153 Yeah! 213 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,422 Oh, I can't wait! 214 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,024 Are you guys ready? 215 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,458 - Yeah. 216 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,326 - Okay. 217 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,895 Now, the campers arrive tomorrow. 218 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,531 So Theresa and I have assigned some tasks to help 219 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,300 get the place ready. 220 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,901 - Hi, everyone. 221 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,469 I'm Theresa. 222 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,906 And since you'll all be working so hard, 223 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:03,243 we have took the liberty of preparing a special treat 224 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,377 for all of you. 225 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,478 Reggie? 226 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,413 - Hey, everybody. 227 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,847 Good to meet ya. 228 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,950 It's Shrove Tuesday, and that means Reggie's cooking up 229 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,086 a nice big pancake dinner. 230 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,921 - Breakfast for dinner? 231 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:20,193 Could things be getting any crazier? 232 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:20,860 Huh? 233 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,229 Yeah? 234 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,064 Yeah. 235 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:24,631 Okay. 236 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,234 Um, Kendra and Courtney -- 237 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,368 - Yeah? 238 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,971 - If you can go prepare Jonah's Fishing Shed, 239 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,239 that'd be great. 240 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,907 - You got it! 241 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,242 - All Right. 242 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,645 Uh, Faith and Jacqueline? 243 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,047 I'm going to send you guys down to the Little Beach 244 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,149 Volleyball Court of Bethlehem. 245 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,284 - Oh, my gosh. 246 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,151 Awesome! 247 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,019 Let's go. 248 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,886 It's this way. 249 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,921 - Okay. 250 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:48,521 - Excuse me. 251 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,556 - Can you move over, guys? 252 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,957 - They're so quiet. 253 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,259 - Great kids. 254 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,427 Jeffrey and Stanley? 255 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,898 Jeffrey and Stanley? 256 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,436 Jeffrey and Stanley! 257 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,438 Thanks. 258 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,608 You guys are going to muck out the Stables of Solomon. 259 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,444 When you're there, go find Alberto. 260 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,046 Well, that's fun to say! 261 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:13,647 - It is. 262 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:14,614 It's Spanish. 263 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,049 - Mm. 264 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,952 Oh, we did change the oats on the horses so their BMs 265 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,154 might be a little soft. 266 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,657 - You can count on us, Dougie. 267 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:27,060 - Oh, Mr. Conroy, if this keeps up I see a few more 268 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,496 marbles in a jar. 269 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,099 - I love your marbles, Doug. 270 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,200 - Thanks. 271 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,502 - It's like the best thing ever. 272 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,238 Like -- and, yeah, it's going to be super exciting. 273 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,006 - Excuse us. 274 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,107 - Go ahead. 275 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,075 - Hi. 276 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,510 - We're gonna go, uh, muck the stables. 277 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,078 You wanna come? 278 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,513 - Yeah, no. I'm good. 279 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,148 - You guys go on ahead. No. 280 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,115 - All right. 281 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,183 More for us, then. 282 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:50,717 - All right. 283 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,651 - See you later. 284 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,453 - Yeah. 285 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,655 - So glad you said no. 286 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,491 I hate mucking the stables. 287 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,492 Yeah. 288 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,961 And what was in that bag, anyway? 289 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,166 - Alfalfa. 290 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:06,733 - Oh. 291 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,702 - You know, for the horses. 292 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:09,502 - Yeah. 293 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,603 All right. 294 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,705 Um, well volleyball court's this way, so. 295 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:12,972 - Okay. 296 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,446 ♪ Put the needle on the record ♪ 297 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,124 - Wo, wo, woooo! 298 00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,686 - Wooo! 299 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,654 - Goddamn it, Leon. 300 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,790 Where the fuck you been? 301 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,792 - Just dropped off my load. 302 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,261 Wanna help me drop another? 303 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,562 - Fuck you, Leon. 304 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,364 We should leave your ass for making us wait here 305 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,633 in this shithole fucking morning. 306 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,235 - Oh, come on, ladies. 307 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:20,140 Leon's hornier than a three-balled tomcat. 308 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,276 Besides, I've got some party favors. 309 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:26,646 - Fuck it. 310 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,647 - Fuck it. 311 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,266 - Oh, yeah. 312 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,100 Mm. 313 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,268 - Thank you. 314 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,269 Right there. 315 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,470 - Feels so good. 316 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,838 Oh, yeah. 317 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,074 - Right there, , I mean Leon. 318 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,144 - Oh, yeah. 319 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,447 Oh, yeah. 320 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,567 - It feels so good. 321 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,534 Yeah. 322 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,869 - Just like that. 323 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,404 - Right there. 324 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,146 - What was that? 325 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,682 - Shut up with that paranoia shit again. 326 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,884 Pass me the bag. 327 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,657 Oh, fuck. 328 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,464 - What do you have up there. 329 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,299 Goddamn! 330 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,502 Goddamn. 331 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,570 Goddamn. 332 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,205 Goddamn. 333 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,607 Goddamn. 334 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,790 - So last summer, um, we did a play from the 335 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,258 Book of Chronicles. 336 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,561 And I played Josiah the Levite. 337 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:59,732 And Susie Bokerman referred to me as Jazaniah the Macathite 338 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,302 I know. 339 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,403 And then like when I'd go swimming all the kids would 340 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,905 leave because everywhere. 341 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,440 And then like I swear like 342 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,611 like Moses walked on water like in the swimming pool 343 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,879 here at camp. 344 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,448 And I like -- and I mean --. 345 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,918 Oh, my God, was-was that a bear? 346 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:19,719 - No, no. 347 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,322 I'm sure it's nothing. 348 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,990 I'm going to go check it out. 349 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,759 - Be-be careful. 350 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,378 - Ernie, what the hell are you doing ? 351 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,481 - Uh, I-I was bird-watching. 352 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,482 - Right. 353 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,517 Yeah, let me go ahead now and take this. 354 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,424 - Hey, that's not what we were doing. 355 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,831 - What the hell, Ernie? 356 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,299 Is this supposed to be us? 357 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:06,833 - N-no. 358 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,867 - Huh? Is that me? 359 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,901 - No. 360 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,303 - Huh? Because this is a medical condition. 361 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,437 This is not normal. 362 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,872 - No. 363 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,841 - Right. 364 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,009 God. 365 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,810 I'm going to go ahead and hang onto this, you know, 366 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,046 just in case. 367 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,448 - I-I gotta go clean wood shop. 368 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,420 - I don't like that guy. 369 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,554 He seems like a major creeper. 370 00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:31,824 Like I mean what would he be doing -- what --? 371 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,326 Hey, wait up. 372 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,666 - That's a shitload of weed, dude. 373 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,734 - Lot of weed for a beautiful day in the forest 374 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,835 with my best buddy. 375 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,637 - All right. 376 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,606 - So what's your angle on that Faith chick, dude? 377 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,308 - Oh, god, she's a prude, dude. 378 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,910 - You know what they say about those prudes, though. 379 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,878 - What? 380 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,346 - Once they get nude, shit gets crude. 381 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,049 - I think we'd have a lot better luck going to 382 00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:59,352 those two cheerleader types down at the lake. 383 00:21:59,352 --> 00:21:59,919 - Kendra and Courtney? 384 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:00,720 - Yes. 385 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,721 - Agreed. 386 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,524 - Say we run a little '93 Bulls on 'em? 387 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,892 - I thought you were going to say that -- 388 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,061 - I'll go Jordan, you go Pippen? 389 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:08,861 - No. 390 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,396 You always get Jordan. 391 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,398 - Aw, come on, man. 392 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:13,366 - I'm tired of Pippen. 393 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,534 I'm tired of Pippen. 394 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,735 - You're lucky to get to be Pippen, dude. 395 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,804 You should be fuckin' Luc Longley. 396 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:18,905 - Just take it back. 397 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,706 - M-- no. 398 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,807 - Take it back. 399 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:21,808 - Luc Longley is an integral part of that team. 400 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,643 - Dude, at least give me Rodman. 401 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,044 He had some flair. 402 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,546 - Shit. 403 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,980 What the fuck? 404 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,118 - Buenos dias... 405 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,620 potitos. 406 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:36,756 - What? 407 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,057 - Fuck. 408 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,800 - Shit. 409 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,874 - Where do you get this pussy-ass weed, man? 410 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,876 You know, you really ought to try the shit we have 411 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,511 down in Sinaloa, man. 412 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:02,148 That shit'll fuck you up, man, for sure. 413 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,855 - This sucks, dude. 414 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,556 - Don't worry. 415 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,058 That's some Amsterdam Albino Rhino. 416 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,426 He's gnawing it. 417 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,761 - So what? 418 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,729 - So by the time he's done smoking and chewing 419 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,899 he's going to be cruising eight miles high, bro. 420 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,834 - This better fucking work, man. 421 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,537 I'm losing my high. 422 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,572 - When have I been wrong? 423 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,443 - Seriously? 424 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,744 When have you been wrong, Luc Longley? 425 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,746 Come on, man. 426 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:41,921 - Oh... 427 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,998 Stack-stack the shit. 428 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,599 - More shit? 429 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,734 Come here. 430 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:55,902 Fuck it. Let's go. 431 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,505 - Hey! 432 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,741 Hey, what are you doing? 433 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,515 Ah... 434 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,621 and keep up the good work, amigos! 435 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,455 Eh? 436 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,601 - You really think he bought that? 437 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,936 - Yeah, yeah, he bought it, dude. 438 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,940 - We need a game plan, man. 439 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,541 - The chicks, dude, the cheerleaders. 440 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:36,175 - Yeah. 441 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,745 - I smell like shit. 442 00:24:39,745 --> 00:24:40,646 - Yeah. 443 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:42,882 - Fuck it. 444 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,617 Let's go. 445 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,887 - Carmenzita. 446 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,823 Oh, why did you leave me? 447 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,858 Oh. 448 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,862 Here, have some. 449 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:56,596 Here. 450 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,064 Just for you and me. 451 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,899 Don't tell nobody, okay? 452 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,958 Carmenzita. 453 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,895 I knew you'd be back. 454 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,838 Your hair is as soft as the finest fleece. 455 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,843 Ah... ah. 456 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,718 What's wrong, my little dove? 457 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:55,054 Oh, you are angry, no? 458 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:59,292 Surely you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 459 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:05,965 After all, life is much too short to be taken for granted. 460 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,840 Carmenzita... 461 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,110 you are much stronger than I remember. 462 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:44,136 - I'm tired of running, dude. 463 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,638 - Okay. Let's walk. 464 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,306 - Okay. 465 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,908 - You want the blonde or the brunette? 466 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,276 - I don't care. 467 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,178 - I'll take the blonde. 468 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,179 Come on. 469 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,647 - Whose cabin is this? 470 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,381 - I don't know, man. 471 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,316 Let's go. 472 00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:59,885 Dude, they're gonna fuck somebody else, man. 473 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,088 They're gonna fuck Ernie. 474 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,002 Oh, my God. 475 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:17,103 Oh, my God, yes. 476 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,238 Uh... 477 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,374 - Oh. 478 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,242 Oh, my God, dude. 479 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:25,945 Oh, my God. 480 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,246 What? 481 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,949 Oh, my God, dude. 482 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:34,120 No, no, no, no, no. 483 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,855 - It's all your fucking fault. 484 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,957 - How is that my fault? 485 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:38,958 I discovered her. 486 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,360 - Yeah, not fast enough, man. 487 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,128 Wait. 488 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:44,030 Shh. Shh. 489 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:59,011 ♪ ♪ 490 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:10,790 ♪ ♪ 491 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:14,326 ♪ I had a vision, girl ♪ 492 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:20,199 ♪ I had you on my mind. ♪ 493 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:26,739 ♪ All the joy you've given me ♪ 494 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:31,343 ♪ Now I thank the stars for the woman you are. ♪ 495 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:36,215 ♪ Now that I know ♪ 496 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:40,386 ♪ the world's most beautiful girl. ♪ 497 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,157 ♪ Beautiful girl. ♪ 498 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:50,062 ♪ Your smile, oh, baby, ♪ 499 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,433 ♪ Makes my heart skip a beat. ♪ 500 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:03,442 ♪ In a world where dreams are few♪ 501 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,414 ♪ all of mine come true. ♪ 502 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:15,488 ♪ And you, you could fill an ocean with love ♪ 503 00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:18,357 ♪ and wherever we are catch a falling star, ♪ 504 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:21,293 ♪ just to prove my love to you. ♪ 505 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:24,497 ♪ I'm in love... ♪ 506 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:29,101 ♪ with the world's most beautiful girl, ♪ 507 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:33,205 ♪ Girl, beautiful girl. ♪ 508 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:39,979 ♪ I'm in love. ♪ 509 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:45,484 ♪ ♪ 510 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,886 - Aw, dude. 511 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,321 And she's still -- 512 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,190 - Hey! 513 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,425 What are you guys doing? 514 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:54,360 - Fixing the window. 515 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,529 - Why aren't you back at the stables? 516 00:29:56,529 --> 00:30:00,132 - Why aren't you at the stables? 517 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,837 - Five marbles! 518 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:07,239 Five marbles! 519 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:10,876 Think about that when you're not having your pizza! 520 00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:13,412 Oh, mm... 521 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:28,427 ♪ girl, girl, beautiful, beautiful ♪ 522 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:32,264 - Ah, grmph. 523 00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:51,016 - Figure we've got ourselves a 10-mile radius to worry about. 524 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,886 Turn over every milkweed and berry bush. 525 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:56,889 - Excuse me. 526 00:30:56,889 --> 00:31:00,259 Uh, who's in charge here? 527 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,263 - Can I help you? 528 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,531 - Yeah. 529 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:09,568 You have to evacuate the woods, uh, immediately. 530 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,939 - Pardon me, Mister --? 531 00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:18,944 - Uh, Shirtcliff -- actually, Dr. Peter Shirtcliff. 532 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:24,149 - Pardon me, Dr. Shirtcliff, but before I just clear out 533 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:27,553 my woods I'm going to need you to give me a real good reason. 534 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:30,055 - Well, I will. 535 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,890 Them woods are haunted, you know. 536 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,360 They're haunted with death. 537 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,631 And you can choose to ignore me if you'd like 538 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,899 or you can help me stop it. 539 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,034 It's up to you. 540 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:44,903 - Look, doc, if I had a nickel for every screw loose 541 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,439 who came in here thinking he's seen Bigfoot 542 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:50,342 or little green men from Mars, I'd have an eight-bedroom estate 543 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,677 in Beverly Hills. 544 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:59,151 - I bet you would. 545 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:01,353 Ha -- Bigfoot. 546 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,354 That's... 547 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,623 absurd. 548 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,625 - Doc, I'm real busy here at the moment. 549 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,595 So I'm going to need you to give me a real reason I need to be 550 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,098 concerned or I'm going to kindly ask you to be on your way. 551 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:17,369 - I'm not able to fully divulge the extent of my information. 552 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:21,106 But you can take my word as a gentleman that the danger 553 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,608 is very real. 554 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,110 And everyone's at risk. 555 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,646 - I will take that under advisement. 556 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:32,117 Unfortunately, right now I have the very real problem of 557 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,620 two missing hikers on my hands. 558 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,188 Sorry I can't help you at the moment. 559 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,257 Shep, see the good doctor out. 560 00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,459 - Uh, yes, Ma'am. 561 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,127 - Listen, listen, listen: 562 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,663 whatever is on that map is not what you're looking for. 563 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,533 H-h-h-h -- look -- here. 564 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,667 Here. 565 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,636 Look at these. 566 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,738 Look th -- here, right here. 567 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,974 - Lord have mercy. 568 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,109 - Yeah. 569 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,677 - This meatloaf recipe calls for two packets of 570 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,546 French onion soup mix! 571 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,481 - That ain't what I'm talking about. 572 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,449 - Normally there's t-- 573 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,584 - Above the fold. 574 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:08,320 - M-- wha-- mass murderer? 575 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,756 I-i-in Big Timber? 576 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:11,523 - Yeah. 577 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:12,725 - It says it right here. 578 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:17,096 - Committed every 30 years since 1892. 579 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,263 - No.? 580 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:21,600 - On this day, on this Tuesday. 581 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,637 Now, you can go ahead and ignore me and not evacuate those woods 582 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,240 and you can have blood all over you and blood all over 583 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,210 your hands and your face and all over your shirt and everything. 584 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,747 And you'll have your own blood on you too, probably. 585 00:33:34,747 --> 00:33:36,648 - Now, you listen up, Shirtdick. 586 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:39,151 You might think that we're just a couple of jerkwater rubes 587 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:41,653 out here, not doing anything, don't know what we're doing. 588 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:42,721 Well, guess what? 589 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,156 I'm college-educated, all right? 590 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:46,592 And I ain't got time to bumble-dick around 591 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,026 with your shit-face, all right? 592 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,295 So how about you quit wasting my time? 593 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:53,198 - Well, if you don't want to help me 594 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,167 then you could at least guide me to the camp 595 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,435 and I'll take care of it myself. 596 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,569 - Not a chance. 597 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,671 I've had it full to here with your gibberin' 598 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:03,041 so you'd best move on before I place you under arrest. 599 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,777 - Fine. 600 00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:05,677 - Go on. 601 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:06,812 - Okay. 602 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:07,746 All right. 603 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,415 - Sorry. 604 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,650 - It's Shirtcliff, by the way. 605 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,052 - Thank you for the lovely chat. 606 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:19,258 - You're both going to die. 607 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,196 - Mind if I --? 608 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:27,533 - Shep, sit down. 609 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:29,435 - Yes, Ma'am. 610 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,255 - Doc -- 611 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:54,159 -Uh, I can help you find the camp. 612 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:57,162 But I gotta ask you a question first. 613 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,797 - All right. 614 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,833 - Can I keep this recipe? 615 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:04,403 - Yeah. 616 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:06,271 Yeah, you can. 617 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,673 - Hot diggity dog! 618 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:08,407 Thank you! 619 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:09,541 - Yeah. 620 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,809 - Okay. Okay. 621 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:13,745 All you gotta do is take, uh, Comanche Road south 'till you 622 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:17,182 get to Zakudo and-and then you-you take that west 623 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:18,851 and it'll be on your right-hand side. 624 00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:20,185 And you can't miss it. 625 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:20,786 - Okay. 626 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:21,753 All right. 627 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:22,788 Uh, thank you. 628 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,223 - Oh, no, thank you. 629 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,390 Thank you. 630 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:26,492 - You've done a tremendous service to those people. 631 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,826 - And you have too. 632 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,329 Y-- and, uh, hey, you should come back and, uh, 633 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:33,732 try that meatloaf with me later, perhaps? 634 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:42,241 - You don't know what meatloaf is. 635 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:18,544 ♪ ♪ 636 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:39,798 - Courtney, I have a really great idea. 637 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:41,333 - What kind of idea? 638 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:45,203 Because your ideas usually get us into trouble. 639 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,640 - This one is a lot better than most of them. 640 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,378 I think that we should go skinny-dipping. 641 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,782 - I don't think God would like that. 642 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:58,483 - Come on. 643 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,888 To be unashamed is to be without sin. 644 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:07,426 - Mm... oh, okay. 645 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,349 - Is it cold? 646 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:31,984 - A little bit. 647 00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:34,252 This is nice, though. 648 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,689 And it's not that bad once you get in. 649 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:40,292 - Yeah, it's really nice. 650 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,960 - You know what would be really fun right now? 651 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,563 - What would be fun? 652 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:45,631 Oh. 653 00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:47,666 - A splash fight! 654 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,604 - Whoa, that's cold. 655 00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,899 - Was that thunder? 656 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:21,733 - I don't know. 657 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,568 Dude, I think God's angry at us. 658 00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:27,406 Oh, my gosh. 659 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,641 Oh, my gosh. 660 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:31,777 Hurry. 661 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,526 - I really need a hit right now. 662 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,395 I seriously can't believe nobody here has marijuana. 663 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:51,897 - Mariguana, like --? 664 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,398 - Marijuana. 665 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:54,533 - This is church camp. 666 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:55,500 - Okay. 667 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,435 - Why would anyone have that? 668 00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:57,069 - We're in the woods. It's a plant. 669 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,403 It's like God's gift to us. 670 00:38:58,403 --> 00:38:59,504 We're in the woods. 671 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,006 - Yeah, God's gift to us is like plants in the woods 672 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,340 like salad. 673 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,542 You can have some salad. 674 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,476 I'll make you salad. 675 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,844 - I will try smoking some salad. 676 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:06,778 I -- yeah, I'll try it. 677 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:07,946 - You don't have to smoke anything. 678 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,581 There's -- children are coming. 679 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:10,716 We get to teach them and -- 680 00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:11,616 - Oh, my God. 681 00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:13,452 Fuck the children. I hate children. 682 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:14,619 I don't care. 683 00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:15,587 Like why do you keep bringing up the children? 684 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:16,488 I don't care. 685 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,723 I'm-I'm not even here on my choice. 686 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:20,726 - Guys, please, like this place isn't bad enough 687 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,627 with you guys trying to light up lettuce over here. 688 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:23,762 So come on. 689 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,037 - Sorry. 690 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:32,938 I'm sorry. 691 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:34,706 I'm sorry. 692 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,541 - Yeah, I'm fine. 693 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,043 - Where did you all come from? 694 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,611 - Huh... 695 00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:40,746 - Um... 696 00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,781 - You guys know the rule about sodomy, right? 697 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:43,548 - Huh? 698 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:44,382 - Uh, no. 699 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,016 - No. No. 700 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,017 We don't -- 701 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,018 - We were, you know -- 702 00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:48,520 - No. 703 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:50,021 - No, we're not -- we-were just... 704 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,389 - Wrestling. 705 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:58,096 - Right. 706 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:01,433 Well, we were going to go to the dining hall, which is this way. 707 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,802 - What the fuck, dude? 708 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:04,636 Wrestling? 709 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,072 - I don't know, I freaked out. 710 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:07,806 - Hey! 711 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:08,640 Hey, hang on! 712 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,041 I'm gonna come with. 713 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,476 - But I thought we were going to check out those cheerleaders. 714 00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,678 - Sometimes you've got to fly on your own, little birdie. 715 00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:15,881 See you. 716 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,750 - Time to fly. 717 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,126 - Well, that was interesting. 718 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:28,994 - Yeah. 719 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:41,006 Well? 720 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:42,073 - Well what? 721 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,441 - Get me a cigarette. 722 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,476 I'm out. 723 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,886 - Cigarettes make women look like prostitutes. 724 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:57,656 - I said, "Go." 725 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:37,896 Those are some big fucking pancakes. 726 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:56,014 - Trevor? 727 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:57,916 Goddamn it, Trevor. 728 00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,951 Stop dicking around and get out here. 729 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:07,759 You better have my goddamn cigarettes. 730 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,831 Trevor? 731 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:16,201 Trevor, is that you? 732 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,070 Goddamn it, Trevor. 733 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:20,272 I can hear you. 734 00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:25,844 I fucking see you shuffling around out there, you dick. 735 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:28,947 I swear, you are the most spineless, 736 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:32,684 ineffectual piece of shit I've ever met. 737 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:33,785 And guess what? 738 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,720 Your dick is small. 739 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,821 Yeah. 740 00:42:36,821 --> 00:42:39,224 Yeah, I bet you heard that, didn't you? 741 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:42,160 And you don't please me and you probably can't please anyone 742 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,562 'cause you're a pussy. 743 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,196 You heard me. 744 00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:46,564 I know you heard me. 745 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,934 Get the fuck out here. 746 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:52,570 Get the fuck out here, okay? 747 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:33,645 No, no, no, noooooo. 748 00:43:45,757 --> 00:43:48,660 What did I do? 749 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,830 What do you want from me? 750 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,299 What did I do? 751 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,868 Fuck you! 752 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:02,974 Oh, God. 753 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:03,842 No. 754 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,877 No. 755 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:06,945 What are you doing? 756 00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:09,280 Wait. 757 00:44:12,717 --> 00:44:15,920 No, please don't. 758 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,922 What is that? 759 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:46,051 JT Jeppson's Authentic Lumberjack Flapjack Batter... 760 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,922 the best breakfast in a box money can buy. 761 00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:55,760 Just add water? 762 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,328 You don't just add water. 763 00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:04,369 There we go. 764 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:07,205 Ooh, Italian pancakes. 765 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:28,326 - Well, look at you, riffin' on the recipe. 766 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:34,165 I like it. 767 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:35,400 Mind if I... 768 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,001 - Oh, go for it. 769 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,977 - What do you think? 770 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,313 - Uh, ahem, real good. 771 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:49,280 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 772 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,215 - You can take some more. 773 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:51,950 - Yeah, no, mmmm. - No, you like it? 774 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:52,517 - Mm-hmm. 775 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:53,351 - Uh, whew! 776 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:54,519 - Love it. 777 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:56,054 - I was trying a couple of other things, so -- 778 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:58,389 - Yeah, I ain't tasted pancakes that good since Steve Rodriguez. 779 00:45:58,389 --> 00:45:59,190 - Oh, wow. 780 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:01,960 Who's Steve Rodriguez? 781 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,962 - Steve Rodriguez. 782 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,063 - Nope. 783 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:06,965 - You ain't never heard of Steve Rodriguez? 784 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:07,799 - No. 785 00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:09,467 - Best damn chef I ever seen. 786 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:10,502 - Oh. 787 00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:12,137 - Does his thing at Denny's up in Amarillo. 788 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:13,838 Wolfgang Puck, my ass! 789 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,315 Uh, anybody seen my syrup? 790 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:27,819 Had a whole barrel full of it in here. 791 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,053 - Nope. 792 00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:29,954 - Hmm... 793 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:30,989 - No. 794 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:33,291 - Well, I'm going to go have a look around. 795 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,827 Y'all keep an eye open for me. 796 00:46:37,362 --> 00:46:39,164 - Will do. 797 00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:41,866 - Hey. 798 00:46:41,866 --> 00:46:44,335 - Hey. 799 00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:46,304 - What are we, uh, what are we doing? 800 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,139 - Making pancakes. 801 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,507 - Cool. 802 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:53,278 Let's see what we've got here. 803 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:56,948 Fuck. 804 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,983 - Yeah, I was trying a couple of different things. 805 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,251 They have so many ingredients here. 806 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,253 I just got excited. 807 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,289 - Wow. 808 00:47:04,289 --> 00:47:06,257 Yeah, that's definitely different. 809 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,892 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 810 00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:10,328 - Different good? - Y-- different good. 811 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,162 Different. 812 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,463 - Oh, good. Okay. 813 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,232 I was going to surprise everybody. 814 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:15,400 We've had a rough day. 815 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,401 - It's going to be a surprise, definitely. 816 00:47:16,401 --> 00:47:18,303 It'll be a surprise. 817 00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:19,571 - Well, good. 818 00:47:19,571 --> 00:47:21,339 You know, I-I went a little off on the recipe, you know. 819 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:23,074 It's not exactly what-what it said. 820 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,976 Oh! 821 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:25,877 - It's-it's good. 822 00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:26,878 - Yeah? 823 00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:32,617 - Oh, my God. 824 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,853 Oh, we're going to do this now? 825 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:36,354 - Oh, oh, okay. 826 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:37,155 No, no, no, no, no. 827 00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,056 - Yeah. Yeah. 828 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,090 You are going to do this now. 829 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:39,524 - Hey. Hey, hey. 830 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,359 - Come back here! 831 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,428 I'm going to get you. 832 00:47:53,471 --> 00:48:03,514 ♪ ♪ 833 00:48:03,514 --> 00:48:12,924 ♪ ♪ 834 00:48:12,924 --> 00:48:13,491 - Agh! 835 00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:14,425 What the fuck? 836 00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:15,526 That's fire! 837 00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:28,106 - You fucking bitch. 838 00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:48,192 ♪ ♪ 839 00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:56,200 ♪ ♪ 840 00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:04,509 ♪ ♪ 841 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:06,377 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 842 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,084 - All right, all right. Everybody, okay. 843 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:14,552 That's quite enough, all right? 844 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,454 Dude, we've had our fun. But seriously, come on. 845 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,022 Cut it out. 846 00:49:20,058 --> 00:49:21,359 What the fuck? 847 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,429 - What's going on, guys? 848 00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:47,585 - Shep? 849 00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:48,753 - Hmm? 850 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,289 - Go on into town, tell Sheriff Hall we need some 851 00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:53,458 help finding these hikers. 852 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,626 See if you can rustle up some folks from Toughie's before 853 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,563 they get too far gone to be any use to us. 854 00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:00,531 - All right. 855 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,111 - Yeah, hi, Falita? 856 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:16,447 Hey, it's Lu Ann over at the Ranger's Station. 857 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:17,448 Yeah. 858 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:20,118 Listen, I need you to do me a favor. 859 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:24,355 Can you look up a Dr. Peter Shirtcliff for me? 860 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,223 I think maybe -- 861 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:31,129 -- Falita, I'm going to need to call you back. 862 00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:10,835 - You sick fuck. 863 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:13,738 Fuck you, motherfucker! 864 00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:16,607 Fuck you! 865 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:17,642 Fuck you! 866 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:59,417 - Ahhhh 867 00:52:24,876 --> 00:52:37,255 ♪ ♪ 868 00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:14,392 - Hey, Kendra. 869 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:15,560 - Hmm? 870 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,664 - Where do you think I should put this helmet up? 871 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:23,968 - Mm, over here. 872 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:25,469 - Yeah! Yeah. 873 00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:27,438 Awesome! 874 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:31,709 Yeah! 875 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,311 I like that. 876 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:39,483 - This one could... 877 00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:40,785 - Hey, ladies. 878 00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:41,619 - Hi. 879 00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:42,753 - Hey. 880 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,656 - Looks like you ladies have been working hard. 881 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:47,858 How about a break? 882 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:50,428 - Is that wine? 883 00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:51,596 - No, babe. 884 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:52,997 It's a wine cooler. 885 00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:54,231 See? 886 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:57,602 - Does-does that have alcohol in it? 887 00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:58,769 - Uh, n-no. 888 00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:00,237 I don't -- I don't think so. 889 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:03,274 I mean, anyhow, Jesus drank this stuff all the time. 890 00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:05,643 - Where does it say that in the Bible? 891 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:12,550 - Uh, in Todd 3 colon 14... 892 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:20,424 as Jesus entereth the town of... Jesus Town, he-he said, 893 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:24,762 "Bring forth your Peach Breeze Ice and we shall drink it 894 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:28,032 as God has commanded us to." 895 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,373 - Okay. - Okay. 896 00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:36,440 - All right! 897 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:48,352 ♪ I know what them girls like ♪ 898 00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:49,820 ♪ They like to party. ♪ 899 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:51,989 ♪ Sipping coolers all night ♪ 900 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:53,691 ♪ She acting naughty ♪ 901 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:57,395 ♪ I don't see wrong, Sip it 'till it's gone ♪ 902 00:54:57,395 --> 00:54:59,397 ♪ I know one thing left to show ♪ 903 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:01,565 ♪ I ain't trying to go home ♪ 904 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:04,368 ♪ Get back to the party, girl ♪ 905 00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:05,770 ♪ I'm in my own zone. ♪ 906 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:07,772 ♪ Up on that brown drink ♪ 907 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,907 ♪ I'm about to do some ho ♪ 908 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:11,676 ♪ I'm off the chain, bro ♪ 909 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,778 ♪ Call me the big dog ♪ 910 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:21,585 ♪ ♪ 911 00:55:21,585 --> 00:55:22,787 ♪ Hey ♪ 912 00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:25,356 ♪ ♪ 913 00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:26,657 ♪ Hey ♪ 914 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:29,093 ♪ ♪ 915 00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:30,528 ♪ Hey ♪ 916 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,997 ♪ ♪ 917 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,365 ♪ Hey ♪ 918 00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:35,599 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl ♪ 919 00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:37,101 ♪ Put yo hands up ♪ 920 00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:37,935 ♪ Hey ♪ 921 00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:39,537 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl ♪ 922 00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:40,971 ♪ Put yo hands up ♪ 923 00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:41,872 ♪ Hey ♪ 924 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,507 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl ♪ 925 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:44,942 ♪ Put yo hands up ♪ 926 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:45,910 ♪ Hey ♪ 927 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:47,478 ♪ Tryin to have fun ♪ 928 00:55:47,478 --> 00:55:49,080 ♪ Put yo man up ♪ 929 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,483 ♪ Look at my swag ♪ 930 00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:56,420 ♪ At the crib where he's staying 'cause tonight we got plans. ♪ 931 00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,456 ♪ Oh, you trying to have fun ♪ 932 00:55:58,456 --> 00:56:00,391 ♪ But we need to see hands. ♪ 933 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:02,393 ♪ And we going to turn this up ♪ 934 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:05,129 - You ladies ready for the second coming? 935 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:07,898 - Yeah! Whoa! 936 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:16,907 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl, Put yo hands up. ♪ 937 00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:20,111 ♪ Girl, if you're trying to have fun, put yo man up. ♪ 938 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,796 - Dude, what the --? 939 00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:40,865 Come on, dude. 940 00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:44,969 Come on, dude. 941 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:27,144 - Help! 942 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:28,946 Courtney! 943 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:33,050 Courtney! 944 00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:34,752 Help! 945 00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:36,787 - I can't. 946 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:37,488 I can't! 947 00:57:37,488 --> 00:57:38,155 I have to go! 948 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:38,989 - No! 949 00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:39,924 - I can't. 950 00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:41,992 I have to go get somebody to help us. 951 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:42,893 I'm sorry! 952 00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,995 I'm sorry! 953 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:46,797 - Courtney! 954 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:50,134 Courtney! 955 00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:54,505 Courtney! 956 00:57:54,505 --> 00:57:56,874 Courtney! 957 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:58,709 Courtney! 958 00:58:08,219 --> 00:58:10,821 Ahhhhhh. 959 00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:26,604 ♪ ♪ 960 00:58:58,269 --> 00:59:09,146 ♪ ♪ 961 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:49,153 ♪ ♪ 962 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:39,703 ♪ ♪ 963 01:00:39,703 --> 01:00:50,214 ♪ ♪ 964 01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:53,751 - Hold still! 965 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:56,954 - Ugh... 966 01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:57,955 nasty. 967 01:00:57,955 --> 01:00:59,189 - Excuse me. 968 01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:02,126 Uh, who's in charge here? 969 01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:11,301 I'm sorry to take you all off guard, as I have. 970 01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:14,705 But you all need to leave the area immediately. 971 01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:16,040 - Who are you again? 972 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:20,244 - I'm Dr. Peter, Peter Shirtcliff to you, pal. 973 01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,679 All right? 974 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:29,119 I can assure you that this camp sits on the sinkhole of hell. 975 01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:33,424 - Um, Dr. Shirtcliff, I'm going to kindly ask you 976 01:01:33,424 --> 01:01:36,326 to leave or else I'm going to be calling the police. 977 01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:41,799 - This box is nothing more than a big lie. 978 01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:45,402 - What in the good Lord's name does JT Jeppson's Pancake Batter 979 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:48,405 have to do with anything? 980 01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:51,308 - Well, in order for me to answer that question 981 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:58,082 we'd have to go back to the ill-omened year of 1892. 982 01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:09,860 It was a dreary afternoon when JT Jeppson, 983 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:13,397 the wayward ether-huffing heir to the Jeppson Cotton fortune, 984 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:16,400 was in Big Timber hunting wildcats. 985 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,469 Suddenly, his senses were ensnared 986 01:02:18,469 --> 01:02:21,438 by the most enticing aroma. 987 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:28,245 Famished, he followed his nose to a small shack where 988 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:32,282 a reclusive lumberjack named Nehemiah Easterday was preparing 989 01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:36,353 pancakes in honor of Shrovetide, it being the last Tuesday 990 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,388 before Lent. 991 01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:46,096 Easterday invited Jeppson to join him, 992 01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,333 an invitation which he most happily accepted. 993 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:55,339 He took a bite of the logger's cookery. 994 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:58,442 It was light, heavenly, ambrosial, 995 01:02:58,442 --> 01:03:03,847 surely the greatest flapjacks ever devised by man. 996 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:15,092 "Mr. Easterday," he said, "you must write down 997 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:16,860 "this recipe for me. 998 01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:21,498 It will flood our pockets with three-penny pieces." 999 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,034 "I'm afraid I cannot," replied Easterday. 1000 01:03:25,169 --> 01:03:27,271 "It is an old family recipe and I have avowed 1001 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:29,840 to take it to the grave." 1002 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,877 "Well, then," cried Jeppson, "to your grave you shall go." 1003 01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:37,414 And with that, he struck the logger across the head 1004 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:39,883 and drowned him in his own syrup. 1005 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,291 After searching the shack he found the recipe, 1006 01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:50,027 secreted away in a stuffed ocelot. 1007 01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:58,569 Anyway, you all know the rest of the story. 1008 01:03:58,569 --> 01:04:01,305 JT Jeppson became the pancake king of Texas 1009 01:04:01,305 --> 01:04:05,542 and started funneling millions of dollars through the Nazis. 1010 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:09,012 Eventually he died in the arms of a Mexican transvestite 1011 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,315 in a brothel somewhere in Juarez or... 1012 01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:12,149 - You're a liar. 1013 01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:13,483 He didn't do any of that. 1014 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:16,453 - I only wish I was. 1015 01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:18,956 But it all happened, and there's a demon logger out there 1016 01:04:18,956 --> 01:04:21,525 and he's coming down here to take care of each 1017 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:24,061 and every one of you if you don't listen to me now. 1018 01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:25,596 - How? 1019 01:04:25,596 --> 01:04:29,533 - Well, our-our-our story doesn't end there. 1020 01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:38,375 Years later, on a Shrove Tuesday such as this, 1021 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,378 the lumberjack returned, dragging behind him 1022 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:44,248 a hellish griddle stacked high with succulent 1023 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,617 golden-brown pancakes. 1024 01:04:46,617 --> 01:04:50,554 All through the day, he stalked Big Timber, axe in hand 1025 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,889 and vengeance in mind. 1026 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:56,460 When the sun rose again, 67 lay dead. 1027 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:58,662 Only one survived. 1028 01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:01,431 - Okay, okay, okay, Dr. Shirtcliff, 1029 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:02,633 I think we've heard enough. 1030 01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:04,901 Reggie, show him to the door. 1031 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:08,071 - His blood thirst still is not quenched. 1032 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:09,406 You suit yourselves. 1033 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,574 - Let's go. 1034 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,575 Don't forget about the ocelot. 1035 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,277 That's where he found the recipe. 1036 01:05:13,277 --> 01:05:14,411 - H-- F-Faith... 1037 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,179 - In the ass of an ocelot. 1038 01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:19,650 - You'll all end up in the asses of an ocelot. 1039 01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:21,685 - We do not say the word "ass". 1040 01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:24,121 - Unless we're talking about the donkey. 1041 01:05:24,121 --> 01:05:25,622 - And Jesus riding him. 1042 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:26,423 - Yeah. 1043 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:27,457 - Okay. 1044 01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:29,993 All right. All right. All right. 1045 01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:32,629 There's a demon logger out there. 1046 01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,998 And if he finishes his breakfast, he's going to 1047 01:05:34,998 --> 01:05:38,135 become more powerful than you could ever imagine. 1048 01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:41,638 And no force on earth is going to stop him. 1049 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,042 He's coming for you. 1050 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:50,547 - What poppycock! 1051 01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:52,115 - What a bunch of horse apples. 1052 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,985 - Let-let's just put it behind us and have some pancakes. 1053 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,353 - Yes. 1054 01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:20,177 - Hey. 1055 01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:21,411 - Hi. 1056 01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:22,279 - Hey. 1057 01:06:22,279 --> 01:06:23,447 - Hey. 1058 01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:25,182 - What's going on? 1059 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,184 - He couldn't have been telling the truth about all that, 1060 01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:28,151 could he? 1061 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,187 - What? No. 1062 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:33,457 No, that dude was a fuckin' nut job. 1063 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:36,493 He wasn't like -- he wasn't making any sense, okay? 1064 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:37,994 Seriously. 1065 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:41,331 It looked like he was out of a mental institution. 1066 01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:44,000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1067 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,602 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah. 1068 01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:47,504 - And it doesn't matter. - Yeah. 1069 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:50,140 - Just forget about it. - Yeah. 1070 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:54,010 - You must think I'm a total whack job. 1071 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,112 - No. 1072 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,247 No, I think Jacqueline's a total whack job. 1073 01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,282 - And Doug and... 1074 01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:00,617 I think pretty much everybody here is a total whack job 1075 01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:01,752 besides you. 1076 01:07:01,752 --> 01:07:04,321 In fact, I think you're kind of cool. 1077 01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,123 - Well, thank you. 1078 01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,726 - Wanna go eat some pancakes? 1079 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:12,396 - Yeah, let's -- let's eat some damn pancakes. 1080 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:14,264 - Exactly. 1081 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,366 And then we could run away from everybody at camp, 1082 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,535 just hang out. 1083 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:19,803 - I think I'd like that. 1084 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:21,638 - All right. 1085 01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:23,206 Cool. 1086 01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:26,143 - Hey, you coming? 1087 01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:26,643 - Yeah. 1088 01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:27,477 Yeah, I'm coming. 1089 01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:30,180 - Okay. 1090 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,248 I'm not doing this alone. 1091 01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:32,582 - I know. 1092 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:56,606 - Have you seen him? 1093 01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:01,478 - I guess you have. 1094 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:03,413 It's okay. 1095 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:05,382 It's okay. 1096 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,350 It's okay. 1097 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:11,087 What? What? 1098 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,423 - Syrup. 1099 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,258 Syrup. 1100 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:23,567 ♪ ♪ 1101 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:26,336 - Get in there. 1102 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:38,114 Syrup? 1103 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:49,125 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, L-Lu Ann? 1104 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,328 Where you going? 1105 01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:55,465 Well, hey, try to remember some eggs if you're going. 1106 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,869 Well, ah... 1107 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:07,277 Wh- no -- 1108 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:09,579 Whaaaaat -- 1109 01:09:09,579 --> 01:09:11,581 is that pan -- 1110 01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:14,251 is that pancakes? 1111 01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:22,425 It's pancakes. 1112 01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:24,461 Oh, my God! 1113 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,251 - Thank you, Lord. 1114 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:58,261 ♪ ♪ 1115 01:09:58,261 --> 01:10:08,271 ♪ ♪ 1116 01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:17,480 ♪ ♪ 1117 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,282 - All right, everybody, listen up one second, 1118 01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:19,983 y'all, one second. 1119 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,384 All right. 1120 01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:23,286 I hope the food looks good. 1121 01:10:23,286 --> 01:10:25,388 Uh, I just wanted to make a quick announcement. 1122 01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:29,292 I could not find the syrup anywhere. 1123 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:30,594 I'm real sorry, but I -- 1124 01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:31,628 yeah, I know. 1125 01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:32,562 I kn-- I know. 1126 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,697 I know. 1127 01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:34,698 But, hey, look, you got some sausage, biscuits, 1128 01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:36,433 you got some eggs, you got some bacon, 1129 01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:38,501 you got all kinds of stuff, no syrup required. 1130 01:10:38,501 --> 01:10:40,971 So I'm sure you'll all enjoy it just fine. 1131 01:10:40,971 --> 01:10:42,505 So I'm going to get out here. 1132 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:43,440 Y'all enjoy yourselves. 1133 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,941 Take care. 1134 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:48,979 - Jacqueline, why don't you lead us in a prayer? 1135 01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:51,448 - Oh, I-I'd love to. 1136 01:10:54,517 --> 01:10:59,356 Dear Lord Jesus, we thank you for this bountiful 1137 01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:02,959 Shrove Tuesday feast in which our larders will be 1138 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:06,563 empty of all but the bare necessities so that we 1139 01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:10,700 may cleanse our souls before the fasting of Lent. 1140 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:14,838 And we think you, dear Lord, and ask you to watch over us 1141 01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:18,375 as we celebrate this Shrove Tide with the traditional giving of 1142 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:22,045 pickled eggs to the children and with pancake races 1143 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:26,316 and football and mass-skipping and cock-ringing and -- 1144 01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:28,585 - Um, Jacqueline, this is all very, very good 1145 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:31,388 but let's wrap things up, okay? 1146 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:32,756 - Oh, all right. 1147 01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:36,326 And-and we know, Lord, that you will watch over us whether we 1148 01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:40,530 be beheaded with an axe or tied to two poles and set on fire 1149 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:43,733 or we have our intestines nailed to a tree and we are 1150 01:11:43,733 --> 01:11:46,403 chased around that tree with a flaming lance until 1151 01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:48,538 our intestines wrap all the way around that tree 1152 01:11:48,538 --> 01:11:51,541 and we are brutally beaten with that lance, 1153 01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:53,810 just like so many other followers of Christ. 1154 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,378 - That's enough, Jacqueline. 1155 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,049 And we know, dear Lord, that you will forgive us 1156 01:11:59,049 --> 01:12:02,852 of all of our sins, just like you'll forgive me for wanting 1157 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:08,925 to lie with Doug and defile myself as a shameless harlot. 1158 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:14,531 - Amen. 1159 01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:15,331 - Wait. 1160 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:18,468 You wanna bang Doug? 1161 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,670 - I don't even wanna bang Doug. 1162 01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:28,845 - Has anyone seen Ernie or Trevor or Danielle? 1163 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:31,481 It's not like Ernie to miss a meal. 1164 01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:32,649 I wonder where he could be. 1165 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:33,850 - No, never. 1166 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:36,786 - There seem to be quite a few kids that aren't here. 1167 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,588 Oh, well, let's have pancakes. 1168 01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:39,756 - Mm. 1169 01:12:43,727 --> 01:12:45,462 - Would you like a pancake? 1170 01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:46,629 - Yes. 1171 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:48,898 - Ta da. 1172 01:12:48,898 --> 01:12:50,533 This one's. 1173 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:59,476 - You know, I cannot wait for that bus to just roll up 1174 01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:01,678 tomorrow and those kids come bounding off. 1175 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,446 Oh, it's so magical. 1176 01:13:03,446 --> 01:13:04,447 - God has a plan. 1177 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:05,615 - He does. 1178 01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:07,383 And it starts here at Good Friends Church Camp. 1179 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:07,951 - It starts with us. 1180 01:13:07,951 --> 01:13:10,653 - It starts with us. 1181 01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:12,088 Oh... 1182 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,794 - What's wrong, Doug? 1183 01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:19,496 You're not having impure thoughts about that girl 1184 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:20,797 Jacqueline, are you? 1185 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:43,753 - Oh, yeah, y'all, got another vat of some delicious pa-- 1186 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:58,601 - Jesus Fucking Christ. 1187 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:41,711 - I'm so fucking high right now. 1188 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,225 ♪ ♪ 1189 01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:59,963 - Ahhhhhhhhhh. 1190 01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:10,807 ♪ ♪ 1191 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:12,876 - Doug, we gotta get out there. 1192 01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:13,910 We gotta -- we gotta do something. 1193 01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:15,612 We've got to help those kids. 1194 01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:17,881 - Are you frappin' crazy? 1195 01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:19,716 No one's going through that door. 1196 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:27,523 - Waaaahhhhh! 1197 01:15:28,758 --> 01:15:30,827 - So what, you're just going to let them die out there? 1198 01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:31,861 - Listen here, missy. 1199 01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:32,762 You're not in charge. 1200 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,030 I am in charge. 1201 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:37,233 Doug is in charge and that door's not opening for anyone, 1202 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,569 not even Jesus Christ himself. 1203 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,745 This is bullshit. 1204 01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:50,780 Get out of my way before I break my foot off 1205 01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:52,949 in your little white ass. 1206 01:15:52,949 --> 01:15:53,983 - I'll use it. 1207 01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,952 I'll use it. 1208 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,788 - I'd shave you like a bag, man, like a bag, man. 1209 01:15:58,788 --> 01:15:59,822 Don't make me do it. 1210 01:15:59,822 --> 01:16:01,591 No one's going through that door. 1211 01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:06,229 - Doug! 1212 01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:10,700 Doug! 1213 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,201 Doug! 1214 01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:14,804 Please let me in! 1215 01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:16,839 Doug! 1216 01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,241 Doug! 1217 01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:20,677 Save me! 1218 01:16:20,677 --> 01:16:22,111 Doug! 1219 01:16:41,331 --> 01:16:43,866 - Hey! 1220 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:45,335 You were my last fuck! 1221 01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:16,699 - I'm like a badger. 1222 01:17:16,699 --> 01:17:18,234 Shit. 1223 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,911 - Let's go! 1224 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:06,049 - Guys! 1225 01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:06,816 Guys, he's coming! 1226 01:18:06,816 --> 01:18:07,450 He's almost here! 1227 01:18:07,450 --> 01:18:08,718 Guys, come on! 1228 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:10,319 - Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1229 01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:11,821 - Come on! 1230 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:12,288 - Okay. 1231 01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:13,156 - He's coming! 1232 01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:14,891 - One, two, three... 1233 01:18:18,828 --> 01:18:20,730 - I got it. 1234 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:21,364 I got it. 1235 01:18:21,364 --> 01:18:22,932 Go! Go! Go! 1236 01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:23,733 I can get it! 1237 01:18:23,733 --> 01:18:24,467 I got this! 1238 01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:25,368 - Won't leave you! 1239 01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:26,202 - Go! 1240 01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:28,137 Go! 1241 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,305 - Come on! 1242 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:30,106 What are you doing? 1243 01:18:30,106 --> 01:18:30,873 Come on! 1244 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:31,841 No. Come on! 1245 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,009 Just let it go! 1246 01:18:33,009 --> 01:18:34,077 - Just go ahead and g-- 1247 01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:03,039 - Ain't nothing we can do for him now, baby. 1248 01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:03,840 Come on, let's go. 1249 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:04,507 We got to go. 1250 01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,342 Faith, come on! 1251 01:19:16,352 --> 01:19:17,286 - What's that? 1252 01:19:17,286 --> 01:19:18,454 - It's Stacy. 1253 01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:19,388 Stacy! 1254 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:21,190 - Stacy! 1255 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,225 - Stacy, come on! 1256 01:19:22,225 --> 01:19:23,326 - Stacy, we gotta go, girl! 1257 01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:25,094 Come on! 1258 01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:27,763 - Wait, Reggie, why isn't she moving? 1259 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,532 Reggie, why isn't she moving? 1260 01:19:29,532 --> 01:19:32,468 - Stacy... 1261 01:19:32,468 --> 01:19:35,404 Stacy, we gotta go. 1262 01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:38,341 Stacy, we gotta go. 1263 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,542 Come on. 1264 01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:45,348 Shit! 1265 01:19:54,157 --> 01:19:56,225 Let's go. 1266 01:19:56,225 --> 01:20:05,301 ♪ ♪ 1267 01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:06,329 - Hey, hey, shut up the both of ya's. 1268 01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:07,630 What are you, crazy? 1269 01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:08,931 He's still out there. 1270 01:21:08,931 --> 01:21:12,068 He's looking for you both, so just keep it quiet. 1271 01:21:12,068 --> 01:21:15,871 - Oh, thank God it's you. 1272 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,908 - There ain't no God around here, young lady. 1273 01:21:18,908 --> 01:21:21,944 - Hey, man, we gotta get out of here, okay? 1274 01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:23,446 - Well, well, we can't go. 1275 01:21:23,446 --> 01:21:25,514 Uh, not yet. 1276 01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:27,883 - You just gave us that whole damn speech about 1277 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,319 how we gotta get out of here if we want to stay alive. 1278 01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:32,321 And now you're telling us we gotta stay? 1279 01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:36,459 - That demon logger has been out there targeting 1280 01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:39,562 the innocent for centuries, 1281 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:45,635 setting before him his breakfast of ghastly vengeance. 1282 01:21:45,635 --> 01:21:50,373 We, together, can put an end to it now and forever -- 1283 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:55,945 because, you see, I, Dr. Peter Shirtcliff, that is, 1284 01:21:55,945 --> 01:21:58,581 have discovered his frailty. 1285 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:02,318 - What is it? 1286 01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:04,487 - You see before you... 1287 01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:12,094 sorry. 1288 01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:16,966 You see what is before you is the sword that will 1289 01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:18,334 slay the beast. 1290 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:19,535 - Syrup? 1291 01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:23,506 - Ordinary, everyday maple syrup, 1292 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:26,108 which is what killed him in the first place. 1293 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,510 - Are you serious? 1294 01:22:27,510 --> 01:22:30,513 We're going after that big Paul Bunyan motherfucker with that? 1295 01:22:30,513 --> 01:22:32,448 - That's right. 1296 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:34,016 - Okay. 1297 01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:35,718 Let's do it. 1298 01:22:35,718 --> 01:22:36,719 - Um, yeah, let's go. 1299 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:39,655 - The hell we will! 1300 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:42,992 - Let's go. 1301 01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:43,626 - Hey! 1302 01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:45,094 Hey. 1303 01:22:45,094 --> 01:22:48,130 What the fuck are you doing, making all this goddamn noise? 1304 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:51,100 I'm trying to hide over there like the goddamn Maccabees 1305 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:53,969 and all I hear is you guys holding your dicks with all 1306 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,539 this tomfoolery and nonsense being spouted out. 1307 01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:58,474 He's going to find us here and you're going to die. 1308 01:22:58,474 --> 01:22:59,475 I'm not going to die. 1309 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:00,710 You're going to die. 1310 01:23:00,710 --> 01:23:02,345 He's going to tear you in a bunch of fucking pieces, 1311 01:23:02,345 --> 01:23:04,380 but not me! 1312 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,317 - Doug, wait! 1313 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:09,318 D-- 1314 01:23:32,108 --> 01:23:42,051 ♪ ♪ 1315 01:23:55,598 --> 01:23:57,133 - Faith, you ain't going out there with no 1316 01:23:57,133 --> 01:23:58,734 little bitty packet of syrup. 1317 01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:00,369 That boy'll tear you apart! 1318 01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:01,637 - Listen. Listen. Listen. 1319 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:03,105 There's no time to argue. 1320 01:24:03,105 --> 01:24:05,074 As soon as he finishes his last mouthful 1321 01:24:05,074 --> 01:24:09,278 of blood-soaked flapjacks, it'll be too late. 1322 01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:33,736 - Get ready. 1323 01:24:33,736 --> 01:24:34,703 We gotta go. 1324 01:24:34,703 --> 01:24:36,071 We gotta go now. 1325 01:24:58,194 --> 01:25:00,262 - Girl! 1326 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,364 - Let's do this! 1327 01:25:02,364 --> 01:25:04,166 - Faith! 1328 01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:08,804 Faith! 1329 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:11,273 - What is that damn thing? 1330 01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:12,875 - I don't know, man. 1331 01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,777 Hey, let's just fucking ridi-- 1332 01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:16,846 why-why don't we just take your car? 1333 01:25:20,549 --> 01:25:21,484 - Yeah. 1334 01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,819 Well, you know, I got someone in there 1335 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,321 'cause I'm helping someone. 1336 01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:27,756 And they're-they're in there and they-they -- 1337 01:25:27,756 --> 01:25:29,592 there's not enough room. 1338 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:30,326 - What are y--? 1339 01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:31,293 - Really. 1340 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:33,496 - It's small. 1341 01:25:33,496 --> 01:25:35,331 - Well, it's a smart car. 1342 01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:37,733 - It's-it's -- what was that? 1343 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:38,834 - Huh? 1344 01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:41,136 - Are you fucking serious, man? 1345 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:41,904 Just -- oh... 1346 01:25:41,904 --> 01:25:43,205 - What did I say? 1347 01:25:43,205 --> 01:25:43,873 - I thought you said it was a smart car. 1348 01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:45,207 - Why do they call them that? 1349 01:25:45,207 --> 01:25:46,342 - Them little -- yeah, yeah, the little... 1350 01:25:46,342 --> 01:25:47,476 - I don't know why they call them that. 1351 01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:48,444 It's so weird. 1352 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:49,578 - I ain't got a fucking clue, dude. 1353 01:25:49,578 --> 01:25:51,614 And why did you buy it in the first place, mother--? 1354 01:25:51,614 --> 01:25:52,748 Oooh... 1355 01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:53,749 - Yeah, you know, what ever happened to the good old 1356 01:25:53,749 --> 01:25:54,884 American muscle car? 1357 01:25:54,884 --> 01:25:55,885 - Fucking ridiculous. 1358 01:25:55,885 --> 01:25:57,152 - You know, a good old American iron steel? 1359 01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:58,420 - All right. That's cool, brother. 1360 01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,389 - Well -- yeah, okay. 1361 01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:30,686 ♪ ♪ 1362 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:39,929 ♪ ♪ 1363 01:26:39,929 --> 01:26:41,597 - Oh! 1364 01:26:41,597 --> 01:26:44,567 - Sorry. 1365 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:52,374 - Hey -- wait, where's Dr. Shirtcliff? 1366 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,276 - He said something about having to get something 1367 01:26:54,276 --> 01:26:54,944 out of his car. 1368 01:26:54,944 --> 01:26:55,744 I don't know. 1369 01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:57,212 Who knows? 1370 01:26:58,948 --> 01:27:00,416 - We're on our own, then. 1371 01:27:01,617 --> 01:27:02,518 - Yup. 1372 01:27:08,691 --> 01:27:11,627 - You, uh -- do you want to do this? 1373 01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:15,497 - Might as well. 1374 01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:22,237 - Come on. 1375 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:43,692 ♪ ♪ 1376 01:27:52,568 --> 01:27:55,437 - He ate all the pancakes. 1377 01:28:06,815 --> 01:28:19,728 ♪ ♪ 1378 01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:26,368 - Trade me. 1379 01:28:27,369 --> 01:28:40,716 ♪ ♪ 1380 01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:41,617 - Fuck! 1381 01:28:41,617 --> 01:28:42,951 Shit. 1382 01:28:42,951 --> 01:28:53,662 ♪ ♪ 1383 01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:04,907 ♪ ♪ 1384 01:29:04,907 --> 01:29:06,709 Gimme that. 1385 01:29:06,709 --> 01:29:07,976 Come on. 1386 01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:26,729 - Reggie, no! 1387 01:29:41,643 --> 01:29:42,478 - Shit. 1388 01:29:42,478 --> 01:29:44,413 Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, come on. 1389 01:29:44,413 --> 01:29:45,647 Come on. 1390 01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:46,615 Come on. We gotta go. 1391 01:29:46,615 --> 01:29:48,050 Really gotta go, buddy. 1392 01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:49,551 Come on. 1393 01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:50,519 Reggie... 1394 01:29:50,519 --> 01:29:51,520 - Guys! 1395 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:52,387 Guys, I did it! 1396 01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:53,555 I made it! 1397 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:56,959 I'm here to help. 1398 01:29:56,959 --> 01:30:03,599 ♪ ♪ 1399 01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:07,636 Oh, shit. 1400 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:27,823 ♪ ♪ 1401 01:30:33,462 --> 01:30:34,129 - Okay. Okay. 1402 01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:35,497 Come on. 1403 01:30:35,497 --> 01:30:36,732 We just saw that... 1404 01:30:36,732 --> 01:30:38,000 - Syrup, syrup. 1405 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:38,867 Get the syrup. 1406 01:30:38,867 --> 01:30:39,868 - Oh. Oh. 1407 01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:42,671 G-- I got it. 1408 01:30:42,671 --> 01:30:43,639 It's right here. 1409 01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:10,065 - Nehemiah Easterday! 1410 01:31:11,066 --> 01:31:11,934 All's well. 1411 01:31:40,829 --> 01:31:41,997 Okay. 1412 01:31:41,997 --> 01:31:46,168 Why didn't you do what you were supposed to do? 1413 01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:47,736 - Well, the syrup didn't work. 1414 01:31:47,736 --> 01:31:48,871 I'm sorry. 1415 01:31:48,871 --> 01:31:50,572 - Ooh, I guess not. 1416 01:31:50,572 --> 01:31:53,141 I had to shoot him. 1417 01:31:53,141 --> 01:31:56,745 It would have if you would have done what I told you to do. 1418 01:31:56,745 --> 01:31:59,982 I thought you were going to do the syrup and... 1419 01:31:59,982 --> 01:32:02,084 you made me hate myself. 1420 01:32:04,887 --> 01:32:07,022 - I just think you have a lot of problems. 1421 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,659 - Let's go. 1422 01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:15,797 - Oh, gotcha. 1423 01:32:15,797 --> 01:32:17,065 Okay. 1424 01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:39,054 - Shit. 1425 01:32:43,692 --> 01:32:45,761 Okay. 1426 01:32:45,761 --> 01:32:47,829 All right. 1427 01:32:47,829 --> 01:32:48,563 Come on. Come on. 1428 01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:49,831 Give me the syrup. 1429 01:32:49,831 --> 01:32:50,832 Come on. 1430 01:32:50,832 --> 01:32:51,867 Come on. 1431 01:32:51,867 --> 01:32:53,235 All right. 1432 01:32:53,235 --> 01:32:54,670 Okay. 1433 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:55,337 All right. 1434 01:32:55,337 --> 01:32:56,738 Heh. 1435 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,916 Come on, big man. 1436 01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,954 See, lumberjack man? 1437 01:33:11,954 --> 01:33:14,256 And that's your name, you know? 1438 01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:15,290 That's what they call you. 1439 01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:17,826 Of course, you didn't know that, did you? 1440 01:33:17,826 --> 01:33:19,194 Goddamn it. 1441 01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:23,699 If I can get this... 1442 01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:25,667 oh, fuck... 1443 01:33:25,667 --> 01:33:28,170 heh heh heh. 1444 01:33:28,170 --> 01:33:30,038 Hold on a second here. 1445 01:33:30,038 --> 01:33:31,373 This fucking thing... 1446 01:33:31,373 --> 01:33:33,075 it. 1447 01:33:36,178 --> 01:33:37,646 Boooo! 1448 01:33:37,646 --> 01:33:40,849 Okay, buddy. 1449 01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:43,051 You're going to get it now. 1450 01:33:43,051 --> 01:33:44,653 You wanna fool around, huh? 1451 01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:45,921 Okay, man. 1452 01:33:45,921 --> 01:33:48,857 I hate to do this to you, but okay. 1453 01:33:56,765 --> 01:33:58,367 - Okay. 1454 01:33:58,367 --> 01:34:00,268 I'm just warming up, you know. 1455 01:34:00,268 --> 01:34:02,371 You're all cool with the axe and everything. 1456 01:34:02,371 --> 01:34:03,372 Hah. 1457 01:34:03,372 --> 01:34:04,339 Okay. 1458 01:34:04,339 --> 01:34:07,109 Whew. 1459 01:34:09,077 --> 01:34:09,845 Whoo! 1460 01:34:09,845 --> 01:34:12,981 Oh, shit. 1461 01:34:23,258 --> 01:34:33,268 ♪ ♪ 1462 01:34:33,268 --> 01:34:44,980 ♪ ♪ 1463 01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:45,747 - Faith, what are you doing? 1464 01:34:45,747 --> 01:34:46,915 J-j-just run! 1465 01:34:46,915 --> 01:34:48,450 - It's empty! 1466 01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:56,091 - Come on, gun, work with me. 1467 01:34:59,461 --> 01:35:09,171 ♪ ♪ 1468 01:35:09,171 --> 01:35:11,239 The missing syrup -- guys, I found it! 1469 01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:12,908 I found the syrup! 1470 01:35:12,908 --> 01:35:15,210 - Thank God. 1471 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,246 You've got to take your clothes off. 1472 01:35:18,246 --> 01:35:19,147 - What? 1473 01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:20,348 - G-- strip down naked. 1474 01:35:20,348 --> 01:35:23,752 Get your clothes off and douse yourself in the syrup. 1475 01:35:23,752 --> 01:35:24,486 - But why? 1476 01:35:24,486 --> 01:35:26,221 What'll that do? 1477 01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:28,390 What's the point? 1478 01:35:32,127 --> 01:35:33,395 - It's the cotton. 1479 01:35:33,395 --> 01:35:35,230 It's the death fabric. 1480 01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:36,331 It's the death fabric. 1481 01:35:36,331 --> 01:35:37,399 - Yeah... 1482 01:35:39,101 --> 01:35:43,004 it-it-it absorbs the-the syrup and... just get naked! 1483 01:35:43,004 --> 01:35:45,307 In the name of God, do it! 1484 01:35:45,307 --> 01:35:47,843 - Can I at least leave my underwear on? 1485 01:36:04,025 --> 01:36:05,927 - Hey, asshole! 1486 01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:15,971 ♪ ♪ 1487 01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:21,143 ♪ ♪ 1488 01:36:21,143 --> 01:36:23,345 It's me you want, not them. 1489 01:36:24,346 --> 01:36:26,515 You sense it, don't you? 1490 01:36:26,515 --> 01:36:28,183 Yeah. 1491 01:36:28,183 --> 01:36:33,388 I'm the great-great- granddaughter of JT Jeppson. 1492 01:36:33,388 --> 01:36:36,825 My family made a fortune off your pancake recipe, 1493 01:36:36,825 --> 01:36:40,228 all because of your total lack of business sense -- 1494 01:36:40,228 --> 01:36:44,866 you ignorant, backwoods -- 1495 01:36:52,541 --> 01:36:57,045 - Yeah. 1496 01:37:01,983 --> 01:37:03,185 - Take that asshole. 1497 01:38:08,116 --> 01:38:18,126 ♪ ♪ 1498 01:38:18,126 --> 01:38:27,135 ♪ ♪ 1499 01:38:27,135 --> 01:38:36,111 ♪ ♪ 1500 01:38:36,111 --> 01:38:39,481 - Hey, doc... 1501 01:38:39,481 --> 01:38:41,583 - Hey! 1502 01:38:43,652 --> 01:38:45,287 - Hey! Hey! 1503 01:38:48,590 --> 01:38:49,691 - Yeah. 1504 01:38:49,691 --> 01:38:50,492 - Yeah. 1505 01:38:50,492 --> 01:38:52,093 - You know -- 1506 01:38:52,093 --> 01:38:53,561 went swimming. 1507 01:38:56,464 --> 01:38:59,234 - So, uh, camp closed? 1508 01:38:59,234 --> 01:39:00,101 - Yep. 1509 01:39:01,002 --> 01:39:02,337 - But it'll open again someday... 1510 01:39:02,337 --> 01:39:03,705 thanks to you. 1511 01:39:03,705 --> 01:39:06,074 - And when it does, it'll be a place where women and children 1512 01:39:06,074 --> 01:39:10,612 can dance and laugh and play in the sunshine, 1513 01:39:10,612 --> 01:39:14,683 rather than in the shadow of a monster. 1514 01:39:29,564 --> 01:39:31,499 - All is not well. 1515 01:39:31,499 --> 01:39:32,667 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1516 01:39:32,667 --> 01:39:34,169 - Let's go. 1517 01:39:34,169 --> 01:39:36,037 Ooh... 1518 01:39:50,018 --> 01:39:57,292 ♪ ♪ 1519 01:40:08,536 --> 01:40:11,072 - What the hell happened to y'all guys? 1520 01:40:11,072 --> 01:40:14,275 - Church camp. 1521 01:40:14,275 --> 01:40:15,677 - Should have figured. 1522 01:40:15,677 --> 01:40:16,611 Hop in back. 1523 01:40:16,611 --> 01:40:18,012 I'll give you a ride. 1524 01:40:31,259 --> 01:40:33,161 - Can you get that door? 1525 01:40:41,536 --> 01:40:43,705 What's my name again? 1526 01:40:43,705 --> 01:40:45,140 - Shirtdick. 1527 01:40:47,675 --> 01:40:49,811 - I'm sorry I doubted you. 1528 01:40:51,679 --> 01:40:54,048 - I'm sorry too. 1529 01:41:00,688 --> 01:41:03,425 - Hey, how you doin'? 1530 01:41:03,425 --> 01:41:05,660 - Go fuck yourself. 1531 01:41:15,203 --> 01:41:17,138 - Hey, you guys hungry? 1532 01:41:17,138 --> 01:41:19,741 I know a good pancake place up the road. 1533 01:41:19,741 --> 01:41:22,377 - You don't know what pancakes is. 1534 01:41:22,377 --> 01:41:24,646 - Thank you. 1535 01:41:34,656 --> 01:41:43,798 ♪ ♪ 1536 01:41:47,402 --> 01:41:57,412 ♪ ♪ 1537 01:41:57,412 --> 01:42:07,422 ♪ ♪ 1538 01:42:07,422 --> 01:42:17,432 ♪ ♪ 1539 01:42:17,432 --> 01:42:27,475 ♪ ♪ 1540 01:42:27,475 --> 01:42:37,485 ♪ ♪ 1541 01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:47,495 ♪ ♪ 1542 01:42:47,495 --> 01:42:57,505 ♪ ♪ 1543 01:42:57,505 --> 01:43:07,549 ♪ ♪ 1544 01:43:07,549 --> 01:43:17,559 ♪ ♪ 1545 01:43:17,559 --> 01:43:27,569 ♪ ♪ 1546 01:43:27,569 --> 01:43:37,579 ♪ ♪ 1547 01:43:37,579 --> 01:43:47,622 ♪ ♪ 1548 01:43:47,622 --> 01:43:57,632 ♪ ♪ 1549 01:43:57,632 --> 01:44:07,642 ♪ ♪ 1550 01:44:07,642 --> 01:44:20,588 ♪ ♪ 99670