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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
unh ♪
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♪ We don't got nothing
in common, I swear ♪
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Junior: You know what
the worst part of school is?
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School.
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Tests, quizzes, midterms.
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All of it can be so stressful
that the only thing
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that you're looking forward
to is being finished.
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♪ Y'all better know
that he bad ♪
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[Bleep], I need
that for finals.
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♪
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As for me,
balancing my midterms
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and my day-trading
is nothing in comparison
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to the awkwardness of my
current roommate situation.
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I feel like Grace thinks I'm
less of a person than she is.
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Come on, Zaara.
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You know that I wouldn't be
with someone who believes that.
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Cool. So, you're
breaking up with her?
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No.
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Needless to say,
everything going on
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has put
a lot of us on edge.
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Hey, Kiela,
is the dining hall
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gonna be open
over the long weekend?
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Read the handbook, Cameron,
and get out of my face!
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Cool. Yeah. Thanks.
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God.
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Okay, that was satisfying,
but, like, I hate being an RA.
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You know,
I'm so sick of dealing
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with all of
these King Hall brats.
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After this and midterms,
I'm gonna need to sleep
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for, like,
15 hours, I swear.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm just grateful
for the two works
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that have been getting me
through all of my tests--
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multiple choice.
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Oh, shit, [bleep],
damn it, shit, [bleep],
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bitch, [bleep], oh, my God,
with a [bleep] [bleep] on top.
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Mother-[bleep], [bleep],
[bleep].
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What's wrong?
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I got a C.
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Okay, well, you know
what they say.
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Cs get degrees.
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Maybe for an accountant.
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But for pre-med,
a C is gonna send me
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right to
med school overseas.
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The closest I'm gonna get to
Harvard is a Boston cream pie.
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Well, sounds like you need to
join me on a much deserved trip.
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Mm.
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Shrooms, anyone?
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪
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Aren't shrooms illegal?
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So is keying
your cheating ex's car,
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but that doesn't mean
it's wrong.
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So, you feel that comfortable
to pull out drugs
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in front of an RA?
Wow.
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It says here that the side
effects are heart attacks,
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nausea,
muscle weakness,
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and possible death
from overdose.
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Now I see why
these are so popular.
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I take it you've
never done them before?
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Yeah, I don't rock
with hallucinogens.
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This one time,
I took too much cough syrup,
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and then I dreamed
that these things
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called
the Teletubbies existed.
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We were frolicking on this green
hill and the sun was a baby.
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Wow.
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Look who's too conservative
to give it a try.
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Exactly.
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Okay, sorry that I care about
what I put in my body. My bad.
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Lauryn: Well, you know,
mushrooms are all-natural.
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When they gave it to ants,
they went all the way
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to the highest point
of their colony
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and exploded themselves
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just to spread
throughout their community.
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That's disgusting.
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In humans, it only
exploded their heads.
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Metaphorically.
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You're not selling this.
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Well, I like ants.
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They work hard and respect
their queen.
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Wait, what about
the football team?
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Isn't that, like,
against the code of conduct?
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No.
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I mean, we can't
do heroin, or meth,
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or weed or coke
or horse tranquilizer,
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but, I mean, shrooms are--
they're all clear.
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Okay.
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Okay, well, I would love to
join you guys, but guess what?
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I'm on duty.
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I will, however, make sure
you guys have a safe trip
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and maybe get high
by osmosis.
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So, we're gonna celebrate
finishing midterms
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by plumbing the depths
of our subconscious
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and awakening
God knows what?
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- Yes.
- Yep.
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Naw, I'm good.
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If I want to see
haunting visions,
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I will look into the mirror
and say "Candyman" three times.
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The only thing I get
high on is caffeine.
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Oh, and weed.
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♪
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And codeine, but that
was just once
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because I had my wisdom
teeth removed,
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and I had a doctor's note.
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Gosh, you're not gonna turn into
Pete Davidson from one shroom.
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Believe it or not,
I know my body,
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and I know that this is
not gonna sit well with it.
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Junior,
you deserve to let go.
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Maybe this'll lead to
you answering
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the great questions
of life.
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Or maybe you'll just feel
really good for 40 minutes.
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♪
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- Yo.
- Yo, what's up?
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What's good, dog?
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I thought midterms as a student
were rough,
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but having to read the garbage
people spit out at 4:00 AM?
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My God. It's ridiculous.
It's unbelievable.
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One student plagiarized
a paper so bad,
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he put James Baldwin
as his name.
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Bro, no one who's out
of school
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wants to hear stories
about being in school.
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That's like listening to
someone describing their dreams.
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Oh, I had this anxiety dream
last night--
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My brother...
It doesn't make-- Yeah.
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...why don't you speak to your
fellow professors about this?
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Well, no. Those are the
"professor" professor types.
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I am the rebellious type,
you hear me?
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The younger, Blacker, still get
mistaken for a student.
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You like--
You like Deepak meets Tupac?
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Exactly.
Okay, well, whether you
Cornell West or Kanye West,
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y'all are all adults
wearing backpacks.
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Peace.
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That's coming
out of your tip.
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It is.
Professor Jackson.
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Hey.
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You know, I was starting
to think
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that I had
the wrong e-mail address.
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Oh, no, no, you have
the right one.
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I've gotten all your Wine
Down Wednesday, um, invites.
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It's just that
that happens to land
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on the same night
as my chiropractor.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Really gets
the deep tissue going.
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Right.
Why don't you come join us, huh?
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We're all finished
with our midterms
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and we only have one rule
in the faculty--
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No dating students?
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Yeah, we got two rules
in the faculty.
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Oh, okay.
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The other one being--
no professor celebrates alone.
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Just one drink.
Well, I'm--
I'm not alone.
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I got my beer
and my pretzels--
You're completely alone.
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You ran off the bartender. Okay.
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Come on. Alright.
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You can try to say no to me,
but you can't say no to karaoke.
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Ah.
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Are you familiar
with the song "My Humps"?
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Oh, you will be.
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Please no.
[ Laughs ]
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Yes, you will be.
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♪
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Look, I'm not much
of a drug person,
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but I am susceptible
to peer pressure.
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And maybe Annika's right.
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Maybe loosening up
and finding what lies beneath
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is what I need.
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♪
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Y'all got room for one more?
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Yay. You came!
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You made
the right choice.
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♪ We just wanna have fun,
have fun, have fun ♪
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Hmm. What's the worst
that can happen?
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Other than literally
every terrible thing
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you've heard happen to people
while they've been on drugs.
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♪
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We taken-- uh, dropped?--
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mushrooms, and sure,
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they tasted
like my uncle's trailer,
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but they promised to open me up
to life's bigger questions.
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Guys, is that trash can real?
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Can you stop asking
if things are real?
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[ Sighs ]
Okay. I'm sorry.
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I just--
I don't feel it yet.
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Guys,
shrooms are not cocaine.
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You can't just rub them
on your gums
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and immediately feel
like Charlie Sheen.
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So, when does
this ride start?
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Yeah, I'm ready to play tennis
with Andre The Giant's ghost,
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or whatever happens
on this stuff.
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Alright, everyone, relax.
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The shaman on TikTok said
you won't get the trip you want,
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but you'll get
the trip you need.
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Mm. Yeah, well, I haven't
quite taken off,
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but I'm definitely
taxi-ing on the runway.
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- Ooh.
- Yes.
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This butterfly's
speaking Spanish.
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Hola.
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Como estas?
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Oh, no, it's Portuguese.
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[ Speaking Portuguese ], butterfly?
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Great.
So, everybody's on their trip,
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but m-- me.
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Woman:
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
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Both: ♪ To me ♪
[ Applause ]
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[ Cheers ]
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This is worse
than SantaCon.
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Oh, thanks, guys.
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Man: Thank you.
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Why don't you
get up there?
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Me? Oh, naw. I probably should
get going. It's getting late.
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Oh, what, are you gonna tell me
you got more papers to grade?
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No, I do not,
and thank God,
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because if I have to read
another thesis statement
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that starts with
"Throughout human history..."
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Or "The dictionary
defines..."
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[ Chuckles ]
Alright, you know what?
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I'll make a deal with you.
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I will tell you
about the student
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who pretended to be Irish
in order to sound smarter,
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if you stay
for another drink.
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Okay, this--
this I gotta hear. Alright.
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Irish?
Yes, sir.
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What?
I promise you.
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♪
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Whoa.
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Is it just the one, or...?
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♪
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Nope.
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It's both.
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I see all my ancestors.
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A lot of white people.
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Don't worry, babe.
I'm doing good.
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I'm right here with you.
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♪
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Wait. Coach?
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♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
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NCAA needs to ban shrooms.
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♪
254
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,939
I'm here with Zeke Bracey,
12 time league MVP,
255
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,775
hands down the greatest
football player of all time.
256
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,569
[ Distorted ] Zeke,
the real question is,
257
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,364
how are you gonna handle
the challenge of life
258
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,700
without football?
259
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,244
What?
260
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,538
Yeah, it's gonna be really hard
for you to keep playing,
261
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,415
especially now that
you have lizard legs.
262
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,959
♪
263
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,085
[ Gasps ]
264
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,586
Aah!
265
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,296
[ Laughter ]
266
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,924
Stop it! Stop!
267
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,217
No!
268
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,677
[ Laughter ]
269
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,678
No, no! No, no!
270
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,805
Aah!
271
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,014
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
272
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,516
It's okay, it's okay.
273
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,434
It's okay. It's okay.
You're fine.
274
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,019
Oh, gosh.
275
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:52,277
♪
276
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:56,281
So, is anyone closer
to their destination yet?
277
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,116
I'm feeling a little bit
of serendipity.
278
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,117
Yeah.
279
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,785
Me, too.
280
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,038
♪
281
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,915
I'm actually a doctor?
282
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,876
You're a surgeon.
283
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,920
[ Machine beeping steadily ]
284
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,757
♪
285
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,259
You're prioritizing
the wrong things,
286
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,178
and now we're bleeding out!
287
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,972
[ Machine flat lines ]
288
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:21,973
Uh, charging 300!
289
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,308
Clear!
290
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,851
Aah!
291
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,311
I'm losing me!
292
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,563
Don't die on me, damn it!
Don't die, don't die.
293
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,149
So, everybody's
tripping but me.
294
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,319
This is bullshit.
295
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,570
Both: ♪ Hey, shake your
groove thing ♪
296
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,573
♪ Shake your groove thing,
yeah, yeah ♪
297
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,492
♪ Show 'em how we do it now ♪
298
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,577
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
299
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,661
Let me do the harmony.
300
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,830
♪ Shake it ♪
301
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,542
♪ Show 'em how you do it now ♪
302
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,628
♪ Yeah ♪
303
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,629
♪ Shake it ♪
304
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,047
♪ Yeah ♪
305
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,798
Come on.
Whoo!
306
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,842
Goodnight, LA!
307
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,595
[ Cheers and applause ]
308
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,971
Whoo! Man.
That was amazing.
309
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,849
Listen, that was incredible
the way you came
310
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,184
in just at the right time.
311
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,810
Well, I was just returning
what you were giving me.
312
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,520
If you're really interested
in becoming more involved
313
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,189
in your department,
314
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:14,442
we're gonna lose Professor
Peterson to maternity leave.
315
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,402
We could use
an interim chair.
316
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,320
A chair?
317
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,321
Me?
318
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,864
Why not?
319
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,325
You're young, you're energetic,
you're smart.
320
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,452
The students love you.
321
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,954
You'd be
a breath of fresh air.
322
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,205
I don't know, man.
323
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,791
Okay, listen,
um, do me a favor,
324
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,794
before you say no,
just do a couple more songs.
325
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,212
I can do that. Okay.
326
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,838
Bet.
Alright. Uh-oh.
327
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,006
Cathy's got that look
in that eye.
328
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,716
What?
She's gonna try Whitney.
329
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,885
Cathy!
Uh-uh-uh, Cathy,
don't you dare.
330
00:12:42,262 --> 00:13:28,766
♪
331
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,435
Oh, wow.
332
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,728
That's something new.
333
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,402
Okay. Alright. Yep.
Uh, this is it.
334
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,988
This is the moment.
335
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,573
You've got this.
336
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,908
[ Exhales sharply ]
337
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,327
What is the meaning of life?
338
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,039
Mm. Okay. Yeah, I'm--
I'm sorry for coming in hot.
339
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,876
Can you just make sure
that my future son
340
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,462
is not cooler than me?
341
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,255
What am I doing?
You're not a genie.
342
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,173
[ Chuckles ]
343
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,759
Maybe this isn't for me.
344
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,638
Maybe this is for you.
345
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,890
You know what, buddy?
346
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,809
I know that growing up
is going to be weird
347
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,854
and it's gonna be confusing,
and right now,
348
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,065
you probably have erotic
feelings for Helen Mirren.
349
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,524
Those don't go away.
350
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,401
That's totally okay.
351
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,028
It's all totally okay,
352
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,947
and I know that you're going
to make a bunch of mistakes.
353
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,867
But in the end...
354
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,494
it's all gonna be fine.
355
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:45,009
♪
356
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,428
[ Laughs ]
357
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,640
So, is everyone--
everyone with us, or...
358
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,100
Yep.
359
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,143
I have never been
so grateful to be back
360
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,854
in the crushing monotony
of our meaningless existence.
361
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,564
So, what did we learn?
362
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,650
Absolutely nothing.
363
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,028
All I got was cottonmouth
and a half a dozen bug bites.
364
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,530
Lauryn: Well, the shrooms
were awesome for me.
365
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:09,075
I was so high, I was
patty-caking with Jesus.
366
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,493
Wow.
367
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,412
Yeah, so, you--
you didn't take them, did you?
368
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,289
I did not.
369
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,917
It's just that D.A.R.E.
really worked for me.
370
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,878
It wasn't just a club.
It was a lifestyle.
371
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,715
Hmm. Anybody get stopped by
customs after their trip?
372
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,553
Bro, I got detained.
I'm never doing shrooms again.
373
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,138
But when I have a nightmare,
I will go to sleep
374
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,931
and contend
with my night terrors.
375
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,017
Wait, it was that bad?
376
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,562
Yeah, I just-- I don't know
if I'm ready to think
377
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,897
about who I am
without football.
378
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,317
Who'd care about me,
you know?
379
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,610
Junior: We would.
380
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,237
You're more than
a football player to us.
381
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:50,116
- Yeah.
- Especially to me.
382
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,536
The Zeke I know
is great at Scrabble
383
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,830
and the ideal big spoon.
384
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,250
Also, you're a great friend
who loves Pizza Fridays
385
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,377
and videos
of trampoline accidents.
386
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,920
That I do.
387
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,339
Yeah, and you're my frat
brother and my beer pong partner
388
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,592
and the guy currently
holding the third spot
389
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,968
at my wedding party.
390
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,428
Aw, man.
391
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,763
I've never been in
a wedding party before.
392
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,848
Yeah, man.
393
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,433
You're my dude.
394
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:19,395
Well, on my trip, I communed
with my younger self.
395
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,605
You know,
when I was younger,
396
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,190
I feel like I was
397
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,357
so scared of everything,
398
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,026
but it's not
the case anymore,
399
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,944
and I feel like
that's all thanks to you guys.
400
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,529
Mm.
You guys are my crew,
401
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,156
and my crew
were the only people
402
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,825
who made me feel safe
enough to trip with.
403
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,703
Aww.
[ Chuckles ]
404
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,788
Well, I, uh--
I wish I had that revelation,
405
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,707
but I'm always
just too busy.
406
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,125
You don't have to be, though.
407
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,960
I know you think you're
the responsible one,
408
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,130
but you're also an activist,
a volunteer,
409
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,633
and someone whose friends
can always rely on her.
410
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,800
You've done plenty.
411
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,137
Yeah, I think you can
let something go.
412
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,099
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but the TikTok shaman was right.
413
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,726
You don't get
the trip you want.
414
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,812
You get the trip you need.
415
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,898
Except for me.
I didn't get shit.
416
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,234
Sorry.
417
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,985
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
418
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,322
♪ Shake your groove thing,
yeah, yeah ♪
419
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,032
♪ Show me
how you do it now ♪
420
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,867
Hold on, hold on.
421
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,160
This is on the house
422
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,621
if you never
sing that again in your life.
423
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,997
Okay, I'm sorry, dude.
I just--
424
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,375
I didn't realize how much
I needed this, you know?
425
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,209
What?
A night out?
426
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,419
No.
A connection, man.
427
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,963
I love--
I love being a professor.
428
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,506
It's my calling.
It's my heart.
429
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,551
And lately, I felt myself
holding back from associating
430
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,053
with the only people that love
the job the way that I do.
431
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,721
These people.
And you know what?
432
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,974
I've been hesitating by
putting roots down here.
433
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,600
No more.
It's about to change.
434
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,894
Professor Jackson,
are you not complaining
435
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,479
about Cal U for once?
436
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,608
I believe tonight, my dear boy,
Douglas, I'm not.
437
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,528
Carnegie!
Sign me up!
438
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,029
♪ Unh,
shake my groove thing ♪
439
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,365
♪ Shake my groove thing,
yeah, yeah ♪
440
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,908
Whoo!
441
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,707
Oh. Hey.
442
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,834
I didn't know
you'd be here.
443
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,335
If you want, I can leave.
444
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,296
No, don't bother.
I'm just leaving.
445
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:13,009
Hey, Zaara, can you just hold
and listen for one second?
446
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,636
I know that things
have been weird,
447
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,556
but I just feel like we need
to figure out a way to talk.
448
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,349
You're my friend,
and I just don't want this
449
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,393
Grace thing to be
throwing us off.
450
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,812
Junior, I'm dealing with
much bigger issues
451
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,940
than you feeling uncomfortable
being in the same room as me.
452
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,485
That trip hit me hard, and
I'm thinking way too hard about
453
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,820
Yaz and not my priorities,
454
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:37,950
and I got a C for the first time
in my entire life.
455
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,911
I know you thought we were gonna
hug souls on the astral plane,
456
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,706
but this is real life,
and right now,
457
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,541
real life
just really sucks.
458
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,126
♪
459
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128
[ Door slams ]
460
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,381
♪
461
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:56,260
So, we got through midterms,
and we got through mushrooms,
462
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,720
and we learned
a lot from both.
463
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,971
♪ Out of sight ♪
464
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,600
We learned who our friends are.
465
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,353
We learned wheat's
really important.
466
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,854
Kiela!
There you are.
467
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,024
I wanted to get a head start
on RA planning for next year.
468
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,943
Oh. Um, actually,
you know what?
469
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,279
I don't think I can do this job
another year.
470
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,364
Wait, what?
471
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,158
I just--
I need my freedom more.
472
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,787
♪ Don't make me wait ♪
473
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,373
♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪
474
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:30,336
And we learned that lesson
whether we wanted to or not.
475
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,545
But it's just not working.
476
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,506
I-I thought
things were good.
477
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,174
I'm sorry.
I lost my focus,
478
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,094
and I need to get back
to the reasons why I'm here.
479
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,804
That means
no more distractions.
480
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,765
Distractions?
481
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,434
♪ I hope you dream of me ♪
482
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:50,523
♪ 'Cause I see you
in my dreams ♪
483
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,108
♪ In my dreams ♪
484
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,318
Zaara, are you okay?
[ Sighs ]
485
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,029
No. I'm not okay.
486
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,406
♪
487
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,241
Do you want me to leave?
488
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,575
[ Sniffles ] No.
489
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,661
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
490
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,205
♪
491
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,875
Sometimes, the hardest thing
is getting what you need.
492
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,877
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
493
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,258
♪ Shake your grove thing,
shake your groove thing ♪
494
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,968
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
I'm shaking', I'm shakin'.
495
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,886
Ow!
♪ Show me
how you do it now ♪
496
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,388
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
497
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,307
Both: ♪ Shake your groove thing,
yeah, yeah ♪
498
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,101
Whoo!
♪ Show me how you do it now ♪
499
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,728
Excuse me, sir?
500
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,937
Yeah.
Hey, buddy.
501
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,355
I get the verses
and the chorus.
502
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,398
You just--
You get the bridge.
503
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,024
I'm sorry, dog.
504
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,276
I'm up here, I'm feeling like
Ginuwine right now.
505
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,778
It's just coming out of me.
The spirit of hip--
506
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,196
Do we have any Ginuwine?
507
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,323
Okay, now-- now I see why
Zayn did what he did.
508
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,617
Um, this is
why I work solo.
509
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,912
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
510
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,248
♪ Shake your groove thing,
yeah, yeah ♪
511
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,458
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