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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,034 --> 00:00:14,794 Ezra. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? 2 00:00:15,655 --> 00:00:17,515 And ruin everything we have? 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,067 Hilarious. 4 00:00:19,068 --> 00:00:21,138 I'm just saying whatever happened, never happened. 5 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:24,308 I love It when you get sassy. 6 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,410 I'm not fucking playing. Don't say shit. 7 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,657 Whatever you say officer. 8 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,405 And no fucking teeth, okay? 9 00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:38,974 But I like teeth. 10 00:00:45,344 --> 00:00:47,034 Now I know what you're thinking. 11 00:00:47,034 --> 00:00:50,524 Ew. He's wearing a jacket with a built in hood. 12 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,547 And when I tell you, that's what I fucking said. 13 00:00:52,551 --> 00:00:53,831 That's what I fucking said. 14 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,450 Hi, I'm Ezra Grey, a psychotic Gemini 15 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:08,898 according to my best friend, Gwen, 16 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,096 she's a Leo, 17 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,553 and I guess what you weak, brittle, 18 00:01:12,551 --> 00:01:17,211 and not to mention frail, human things called a vampire. 19 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:18,656 What I've managed to gather 20 00:01:18,655 --> 00:01:20,405 from being alive for 400 years 21 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,523 is that these people think they're Jesus amongst dirt. 22 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,407 Humans act like they know everything. 23 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:28,243 When in reality they know nothing. 24 00:01:28,241 --> 00:01:29,451 And that's why. 25 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:31,378 Now we were talking about Mercy Lewis. 26 00:01:31,379 --> 00:01:34,449 She was accusing Tituba of witchcraft 27 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:36,238 but Tituba was safe because she's the slave 28 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:38,211 of the great minister Samuel of Parris. 29 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:40,546 Later, though she is executed. 30 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:46,901 I'm, that's literally not what happened, but go on. 31 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:48,586 And how would you know? 32 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:51,236 I mean, I could also just manage my expectations 33 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,971 considering this is the same species 34 00:01:52,965 --> 00:01:56,335 that invented Jersey Shore and Veggie Tales, but still. 35 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,586 'Cause Tituba and I were girls, besties, 36 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,406 weaving strange spells, were down goths. I mean like. 37 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,003 Okay, this class is a joke to you 38 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,550 feel free to let yourself out. 39 00:02:07,448 --> 00:02:08,408 See what I mean? 40 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:11,002 What I have noticed 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,070 is these people have created some kind of repress kink. 42 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:16,028 I'm all about the chase, but whatever weird 43 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:19,314 modern societal bullshit they put on each other around here 44 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:21,550 is so embarrassing. 45 00:02:21,551 --> 00:02:23,101 Toodles. 46 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,793 The thing about being dead is I have nothing to live for. 47 00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:28,483 And yes, Nancy drew, if you haven't gotten it yet, I'm dead. 48 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,452 Well like vampire dead. 49 00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:32,998 These people might as well be dead 50 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,450 since none of them are actually living their lives. 51 00:02:37,965 --> 00:02:39,655 Okay. As I was saying. 52 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:43,405 So for now, I'll just sit back, relax and vibe. 53 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,593 And before anyone gets mad at me, he had a girlfriend. 54 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:49,135 I think. 55 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:51,967 Kisses. 56 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:58,791 ♪ Me and my girls, yeah, call us a coven ♪ 57 00:02:58,793 --> 00:03:00,453 ♪ When it comes to lovin' 58 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,658 ♪ They got my back when I go on trusting ♪ 59 00:03:02,655 --> 00:03:05,715 ♪ Boys like you 60 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:07,904 ♪ You're gone and buried 61 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,026 ♪ The cemetery 62 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:11,554 ♪ Boy, ain't it scary 63 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:14,411 ♪ R.I.P you're dead to me 64 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:16,523 ♪ You're gone and buried 65 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:18,717 ♪ I hope you're ready 66 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:20,244 ♪ Boy ain't it scary 67 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,381 ♪ R.I.P you're dead to me 68 00:03:22,379 --> 00:03:27,339 ♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope you die, die ♪ 69 00:03:31,034 --> 00:03:36,004 ♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope you die, die ♪ 70 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:41,967 ♪ R.I.P your dead to me. 71 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:46,027 Hey bad you. 72 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:47,724 What up, bitch? 73 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,384 You missed the new guy in our economics class today. 74 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:52,379 He was so fizzy I could die. 75 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:53,719 - Damn it, Really? - Mhm 76 00:03:53,724 --> 00:03:55,624 Well fuck me for having an early lunch. 77 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,382 This is Gwen, my BFF, my ride or die. 78 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,929 My bestie in a Tessie. 79 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:02,901 She takes nothing from no one. 80 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:05,523 Okay. We got a very special treat for you. 81 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:06,857 Our guest speaker. 82 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:09,212 Please give her a warm welcome, Amber. 83 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:13,475 Amber ladies and gents, Amber. 84 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:15,142 Is this thing on? 85 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:16,897 It's not cause there's no microphone. 86 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:19,966 Thank you, Professor Smith for this wonderful introduction. 87 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:22,235 Hi, my name is Amber, and yes 88 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:25,411 I'm a part of this university's diversity club. 89 00:04:26,862 --> 00:04:28,932 What's your diversity? 90 00:04:28,931 --> 00:04:31,691 Thank you. I am so glad you asked. 91 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:35,719 I, my ancestors, my great, great 92 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:39,974 great, great grandfather was actually from Holland. 93 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:43,615 Yeah, he was a farmer there. 94 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:47,240 Bet you wouldn't expect that, huh? He was. 95 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:50,621 Anyways, I'm, I'm here to tell everybody 96 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:53,310 that there is a social mixer tonight 97 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:56,450 and yes, all races are invited. 98 00:04:56,448 --> 00:04:57,618 Totally get what you're saying. 99 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,760 I mean like typical white people. 100 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,518 My, my grandparents are Italian, so. 101 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,790 Fuck this. 102 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,623 Oh, we're so sorry to see you go. 103 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:09,140 I mean, we would love to have people like you in our club. 104 00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:11,237 Just leave your email at the door. 105 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:15,826 People like what? 106 00:05:17,965 --> 00:05:19,825 You know, diverse. 107 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:27,342 I do not need to sit here and tune your moral compass 108 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:30,314 just so you can feel better about using people of color 109 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:33,340 to supplement your own personal gain and lack of trauma. 110 00:05:33,344 --> 00:05:38,104 You know what, you colonizers, you, you included 111 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:41,663 just because you are tan does not make you oppressed. 112 00:05:41,655 --> 00:05:43,375 Okay? The diverse are not pawns 113 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:46,659 for you straight white people to grow as a community. 114 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:51,659 Thanks. I'll definitely leave my email at the fucking door. 115 00:05:52,758 --> 00:05:54,138 That was so iconic. 116 00:05:55,758 --> 00:05:56,928 Great. You coming? 117 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,447 A play by me. 118 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:12,408 I scripted that entire interaction. 119 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,553 Just to teach you people a lesson. 120 00:06:15,931 --> 00:06:17,171 Now I'll be presenting a song 121 00:06:17,172 --> 00:06:20,312 that I wrote called colorblind. 122 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:26,758 ♪ This world is filled of different colors ♪ 123 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:30,518 ♪ and different shapes and sizes too. ♪ 124 00:06:30,517 --> 00:06:32,517 And since that moment we've been BFF's. 125 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,447 However, she doesn't know I'm, you know. 126 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:35,998 He was extra tasty. 127 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:38,551 Oh, I bet. 128 00:06:38,551 --> 00:06:39,721 I'm sure. you'd see him, you know, 129 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,524 if you ever showed up to class. 130 00:06:41,517 --> 00:06:43,277 Okay. I believe I'm learning from experience. 131 00:06:43,275 --> 00:06:45,025 A book can only teach you so much. 132 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,902 Ugh, that's my mom. So annoying. 133 00:06:50,896 --> 00:06:52,926 We have this family reunion thing tonight. 134 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:56,101 My uncle's introducing us to his new 20 year old girlfriend. 135 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,103 Okay. But that sounds like so much fun. 136 00:06:58,103 --> 00:06:59,693 Do you even talk to your family? 137 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:00,929 Does Satan still talk to Jesus? 138 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,481 Okay. 139 00:07:02,482 --> 00:07:03,622 If I wanted a headache, I'd listen to a straight white man 140 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:05,660 talk about the female body. 141 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:07,755 At all? Not even the cool cousins? 142 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:13,141 I have one cousin and she's actually insane. 143 00:07:13,137 --> 00:07:16,137 Like trust, me these people are wicked 144 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:19,137 and not in like the Broadway musical way. 145 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:21,757 Well, this bruha needs to fly away to class. 146 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:23,378 I'll catch you later. Bye. 147 00:07:23,379 --> 00:07:24,519 Peace. 148 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,310 From my studies, 149 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,900 if I did have to say one positive thing about the human race 150 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:36,310 it's that their desire for love is just so intriguing. 151 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,278 I know Bethany thought 152 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,445 that she was gonna be the one but I always knew it. 153 00:07:41,448 --> 00:07:42,858 I tried to find love once. 154 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:46,282 And let me tell you mission not accomplished. 155 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:49,305 As a vampire, AKA an agent of Satan, 156 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,970 the holy tradition of marriage or love 157 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,205 is not reserved for us. 158 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:57,097 A distant dream in a far away realm. 159 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:02,550 But I can definitely see or envy it's appeal. 160 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:05,341 Tonight on 65 day fiance. 161 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:07,214 Carl, meeting you 162 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:10,586 has changed my life, forever. 163 00:08:10,586 --> 00:08:14,756 And I can't wait to spend the next 65 days with you. 164 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,998 Oh my god, I'm so happy for them. 165 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:19,451 I don't be with you Janelle. 166 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:21,716 The tea. 167 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:28,519 But for now I'll just enjoy judging from afar. 168 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:40,067 Movies, tonight? Let's talk about it. 169 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,338 Anything bloody. 170 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:43,034 Nashville Lawnmower is out. 171 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:44,554 Fabulous. Let's do it. 172 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,479 I am so sorry. 173 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:51,142 Save it, jock strap. 174 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:55,344 What exactly was this? Red velvet iced coffee? 175 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:57,384 I have an iron deficiency, okay? 176 00:08:57,379 --> 00:09:00,339 It's mixed with vitamins. 177 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:01,794 Oh my goodness. 178 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:04,313 My mom has an iron deficiency. I'm so sorry. 179 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:10,068 It's fine, um. 180 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:13,791 Sorry. I was being rude. 181 00:09:16,137 --> 00:09:19,547 Would this be a bad time to ask where room C16 is? 182 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:25,283 It's just over there. 183 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,685 I'm Ian, by the way. 184 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:30,761 Ezra. 185 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:36,167 Well, if I see you again, I owe you another drink. 186 00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:46,593 Not you, flirting with the fizzy from economics. 187 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,933 I have to have him. 188 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:13,337 Did you hear? 189 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,408 We found your little cousin, Ezra. 190 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:20,338 What?13925

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