All language subtitles for Eureka S1 E05

I need to know.

I need to know.

Man on radio: A huge round
of thanks to all the volunteers...

Carter.

What you doing?

I'm the sheriff.

I'm sherifiing.

You were supposed meet me at global
a half an hour ago for your physical.

Yeah, good news.

I gave myself the physical
and I'm in perfect health.

All right, it's mandatory.

You can't be insured
by global without one.

Yeah, now's not a good time.

We're really,
really, super busy.

Okay, this is the third time
you've put this off. What's up?

Do you really wanna know?

No, I just enjoy
our morning banter.

Because I don't want to die.

Isn't that the whole point of
taking the physical, Carter?

No, that's tempting fate.

Insure a cop today,
he takes a bullet tomorrow.

Oh, what are you, superstitious?

It's not superstition
if it's true, which it is.

Okay, you know what? You're
not grasping the point here.

If you don't take the
physical, you don't have a job.

So, strip. We'll just
do the physical here.

Excuse me? Oh, we all
have a past. This was mine.

So, time's a—wasting.

Drop 'em.

I'm gonna need to see some
credentials if you are a doctor.

Was a doctor,
before Kevin was born.

But I still think I remember
where all the main parts are.

80 drop your pants.

There'll be no pant dropping without a
nice dinner and many, many cocktails.

Deputy Lupo.

This is car/son. Where's
Cobb? Dr. Car/son...

Calm down. Who is it?

I'm trying to... just breathe.

Standing here in the middle
of... okay, get a paper bag...

What? Breathe into it.

Who is that?

Carl Carlson.
He 9113 all the time.

We can ignore it.

Not on my watch.

Carter. Sorry, Allison.

Gotta go.

Protect and serve.

Wait for it.

Where am I going, exactly?

Hello? Don't put me on hold
or I'll kill you!

Carl Carlson?
You're not sheriff Cobb.

Sheriff Cobb retired.

I took his place.

There was a town meeting

and everything...

I gave a speech.

I don't get out much.

I'm gathering. Jack Carter.

Do you have any idea

how many strains of bacteria are
transmitted by hand-to-hand contact?

No. But I'm guessing you do.

Oh, yeah, well,
I'm really sorry,

but I don't think
this is gonna work out.

I need sheriff Cobb.

You're still not sheriff Cobb.
Yeah, we established that.

But since I'm here, what is
your emergency exactly?

I have to get to work.

You called 911 to burn a ride?

It's a very big day for me.

Sheriff Cobb always used to
give me a ride on very big days.

Driving makes me very nervous.

It's okay, Carl. I'm here.

Client of yours?
Six years running.

Why didn't you tell me
that there's a new sheriff?

It came about
rather unexpectedly,

and I didn't want to panic you
until we had time to process it.

Yeah, well, now I'm panicking, because
this is a defining day in my research

and I have absolutely
no way of getting to work!

I'm sure sheriff Carter
will be happy to drive you.

Yeah.

You know, he is
a former us. Marshal.

Yeah. Yeah?

Okay.

Only if he puts the lights on.

Well, that was
surprisingly easy.

He must like you.

Beverly, I don't run
a taxi service.

He's on the verge
of a major breakthrough.

More like a major breakdown.

He's pioneering the field
of cellular regeneration.

You would be helping him
help everyone else if you do this.

What are we waiting for?
You're making me late.

I used to have a real job.

You're doing a good thing.

Carl!

And remember,
lights but no siren.

Right.

Okay. I got you here
in one piece.

Well, next time, if you wouldn't
mind cleaning out your car...

There won't be a
next time. Best of luck.

What do you mean? You're not
coming to my lab? No, I've got...

Today's the day I go
for all the marbles...

I've got a thing and then
I have another thing.

Oh, 'cause sheriff Cobb
always used to.

Okay, for the last time, Carl,
I'm not sheriff Cobb.

I'm an officer of the law,
and I just can't...

Mr. Stark, can I get
your signature, please?

Allison: Carter! ...Get enough
of the science in this town.

Oh, good! Yeah, so
what is this breakthrough?

It's a remarkable...

I am so tired of that man.

What is it with you and Carter?

Not Carter, Carlson.

The man's been here for six
years, he hasn't produced anything.

He's literally more trouble
than he's worth.

Is this really necessary?

I can't risk introducing new
strains of bacteria into the test area.

Could you step back, please?

I said step back.

I'm attempting to achieve

"adhesion affinity gradient" in the
proximal blastemal cells in human tissue.

I'm glad someone's on that. Yes.

You know, when a lizard
loses its tail, it grows back.

It's called
cellular regeneration.

I'm trying to do
the same thing with people.

Well, that's cool.

Beverly encourages me
to take risks

and not wimp out when I'm
on the verge of something new.

Moment of truth.

One drop.

One drop only.

Uh—oh. What do you mean "uh—oh"?

Allison: If you'd come to
my office for your physical,

you might not have
been hurt physically.

Well, Dr. Blake, if you hadn't
have tried to give me a physical,

then I wouldn't have had to have gone
through such extreme measures to avoid it.

You got off lucky, Carter.

Well, not as lucky as him.
Officer: What happened?

I don't know. It could be the new tungsten
alloy rotor I installed in the centrifuge.

It could be... you know what?

Dichloride heptoxide
is unstable when heated

and that's what
probably happened.

In fact I'm sure that
that's what happened.

Probably happened.

Allison, I'm gonna need
form 395 tack two—charlie.

Nathan... mycml

he's all yours, Carter.

All mine?

What's form 395
tack two—charlie?

Revocation of government
clearances and property.

Carl is being fired.

It is your job as sheriff
to oversee

the safe and orderly removal
of all ex-employees from Eureka.

What does that entail?

Allison: Technicians
from global dynamics

will pack up anything
that belongs to Dr. Carlson

and confiscate anything
that doesn't.

They'll review
his personal documents

and redact
any classified information.

Dr. Carlson will then be
scanned to make sure

he's not concealing
any classified materials.

A global dynamics
human resource counselor

will provide Dr. Car/son
with a new résumé,

replacing his tenure at global with a
plausible government research project,

complete with
applicable references.

Every molecule of my life
has been erased.

That's our goal.

Have a good day.

Don't touch me.

I'm really sorry
about this, Carl.

Yeah, where am I gonna sleep?

I'm sure Beverly has a place.

Oh, she's not returning
my calls.

Besides, I cannot sleep
in a public bed.

If sheriff Cobb were here,
he'd let me stay with him.

But he's not here.

Step two...

Carl, I happen to live in a
hermetically-sealed military bunker...

Perfect! Thank you!

I'll just call Beverly and let
her know where I'm staying,

if I had a phone, 'cause I don't
have one, 'cause they took it!

So I don't have one.
Can I borrow...

Yeah... thank you.

Igota...

Carter: Hey.

So, you moonlighting at staples?

Form 395 tack two—charlie.

Carl has to complete these
before he's allowed to leave Eureka.

Well, so much
for your paperless society.

Well, these will get filed
with the dod.

They're not quite down with the
"save the tree" mentality as of yet.

Oh, and that's for you. Ow!

Oh, yeah, it'll hurt a lot
more if you try to take it off.

What the hell is it?

Wireless body sensor.

In other words,
portable physical.

It's taking constant
measurements of your vital signs,

organ functions,
and blood chemistry.

I feel so violated.
Oh, I'll be monitoring you.

Allison! Blood pressure!

Make sure he signs every page.

Beverly, it's Carl again.

Please, pick up if you're there.

I know you told me that
with risk come great rewards.

Well, I'm having
a little trouble

seeing what those rewards
are at this moment.

Beverly, listen,
I'm being redacted.

I'm being exiled out of Eureka.

You need to call me.

Okay, well, actually, you'll
have to call Carter's phone,

not me, 'cause
they took my phone.

That was him.

This is an unfortunate setback.

It's okay.

Carl Carlson may no longer be a
viable candidate for our objectives.

However, a new target
has been identified.

You asked to see me, sir?

Nathan: Yes, Fargo.

I need you to lead
the investigation

on the explosion
in Dr. Carlson's lab.

Wow! Thank you, sir.

I'm honored.

Just keep the findings between
us until I tell you othennise.

On the down low. Got it.

Sarah, door!

Sarah: Welcome, sheriff
Carter. Hey, what's up?

Organic chemistry
is gonna kill me.

What happened to you?

Organic chemistry
almost killed me.

Oh, we're going to have a houseguest
tonight, so remember to pick up.

Good going, dad. Is it
Allison or Jo? Sarah, beer!

Sarah: Yes, sheriff. What?

Well, see, I have a bet
going with Vincent.

See, if I win, then he's going to
make me breakfast in bed for a month.

And if he wins, I wait tables.

Neither. Stop wagering on
my love life or lack thereof.

All right, so who's
this lucky person?

It's a researcher
who got canned today.

He'll be overjust as soon as
he finishes off some papennork,

which could take a while.

Don't.

Carter.

It's Carl.

Hey, Carl. You done already?

Listen, I wanna thank you
for the generous offer,

but I don't think I'm going to be
needing a place to sleep tonight.

Carl, where are you?

I'm just cleaning.

Cleaning what?
You're place is empty.

The railing
of the Da Vinci bridge.

Don't move. I'll be right there.

Sarah, door!

Hey, Carl.

Carl: Hi.

You wanna come back here?

Why?

My whole life's a failure.

Blew up six years of research,

got fired, ended up with
nothing but my toothbrush,

all before lunch.

Okay.

This was a setback.

My work is my life.

And without it, I'm nothing.

No, you're something.

You're...

You're a nice guy.

I irritate you.

I irritate everybody, it's
not surprising. I'm irritating.

Well...

You're colorful.

Don't patronize me, sheriff.

All right.

Well...

If you're going, then...
Hold on.

What are you doing? No! No!

Don't, don't.

When I get nervous,
I get very confused.

If I get confused,
I might... fall?

Yes. I'm glad you understand.

Oh!

I don't think you wanna do this.

I get it.

I mean, you've had
a really rotten day,

and everything sucks.

Okay.

Why don't we just climb
back over and talk about it?

Huh?

You know, go grab a beer?

Make fun of stark?

What do you say?

I never grabbed a beer
with anybody in my life.

Today's the first drink
of the rest of your life

if you don'tjump.

You think
we could be friends, huh?

I think that's what
the beer is for.

What do I do?
I don't know what to do.

Take it real slow. I
can't do it slow, I gotta...

Okay. Okay.

Gotta do it really fast.
Give me your hand.

Okay. Come on!

Carter: Carter.
Carter, are you all right?

Not sure.

Still taking stock.

How did you know?

Well, your blood pressure
spiked,

your adrenals
went into overdrive,

and your white cell count suggests
you may have broken something.

Well, I fell down.

Along way down.

Are you sure you're okay?

Where's Carl?

What do you mean "where's Carl?"

I thought you were
staying on top of him.

Believe me, I was.
Call you later.

Henry? Henry?

Henry: Carl?

Listen, I heard the news, and...

I have to talk to you.

What happened to your head?

What? Your head!

Oh!

Yeah, I took a bit of a tumble

in more ways than one.

Look, let me clean that up for
you so it doesn't get infected.

No, no, no. With those
hands? I don't think so.

Do you have a sink?

Sure, in the back.

There should be
some sanitizing lotion

and disinfectant in there, too.

Oh, my god!

Oh! Oh!

Fargo: We have preliminary
data on the lab accident.

Looks like there was a
momentary breach of the emg

that coincided with the
accident in Dr. Carlson's lab.

Pulse wave from the ultrafuge
probably caused a magnetic disturbance.

That's not all.

We're detecting exotic
atomic particles inside his lab

that I've never seen before.

And the breach appears to
have come from below his lab

in section five.

Hey, Carter. You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I think I might have
cracked a rib or three.

What? How?

Funny you should ask.
It's a good story.

A hypothetical guy falls maybe
50 feet, lands flat on the ground.

And then another guy weighing
180 falls and lands on top of him.

Okay, what is the chance
of the hypothetical guy

getting up and walking away?

Well, whether I use
single case probability

or an application
of bayesian statistics,

the outcome is the same.
Slim to none.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Look, this hypothetical guy,
is that you?

No. I landed on the
hypothetical guy, though.

It was Carl Carlson.

What? Carl was just here!

I mean, he did look
pretty beat up,

but certainly didn't look
like a guy who fell 50 feet.

Doesn't make any sense.

I gotta find him.

You might want to find a doctor.

Yeah, okay.

Vincent.

A beer.

Vincent: Okay.

But you don't drink alcohol

and I don't serve you any more since
you brought in the health inspector.

There was a fly in my soup.
You sensed a fly in your soup!

I may have overreacted.

Hey, you overreact a lot, mate.

That's why you're out.

Number of animal distress
calls I've made to your house?

I'd have canned you years ago.

Yes, Taggart, you're right.

I used to be a man
afraid of everything.

But all that will change.

Starting now.

Beverly.

Carl, oh, my god, what
happened? Are you okay?

I'm better than okay.

I'm really sorry that I
couldn't take your calls.

Global revoked
your therapy privileges.

Totally understandable. Why would
you take my calls? I was a loser.

But I'm a new man now, Beverly.

You told me to take risks
and you were right.

You're touching my skin
without gloves!

Without disinfectant.

Fear kept me
from living, Beverly.

Kept me from trying the
things at I wanted to try

and doing the things
I wanted to do.

But something extraordinary happened
to me today, and all that's changed.

I wanted to say thank you.

I've always wanted to do that.

Who hasn't?

Even I've thought about it.

And now, Beverly,

if you'll excuse me.

Good night, boys.

Well, well. Dr. Stark.

Carl: Stark?

Carlson.

I would've thought
you'd been redacted by now.

Oh, I have been.

You took away the only thing
that I ever cared about.

You're gonna regret it.

You and I both know I should've
done that a long time ago.

Carter: Carl!

I've been looking
everywhere for you.

What happened?

Carl! No!

Carlson.

No job is worth this.

Then what do you think
this is worth?

Henry: Spontaneous
cellular regeneration.

The implications are staggering.

Surgeries, amputations,
organ transplants,

all could become
a thing of the past.

It could change
the entire face of medicine.

Think how much relief
this will give everyone.

Well, except for surgeons.

Oh, and hospitals.

And the guys who make band—aids.

Henry:
An amazing transformation!

A little too amazing.

Carlson's not just
a researcher anymore.

He's the research.

He's finally come through.
I'd think you'd be happy.

Look, I'll be the first one to jump up
and down if he can replicate the results.

But until then,
he needs to be studied.

Dr. Stark.

I have some numbers
for you to sign off on.

Thank you. If you'll excuse me.

I think we found the source
of the exotic particles.

There was an electro-magnetic
breach in the floor above section five.

Which room?

I can't say. The room doesn't appear
on any of the published schematics.

It's classified, and I'm not,

so, unless you wanna up
my security clearance?

Yeah, give it to me.

Oh, that's not possible.

There's 20 layers of concrete

and charged-particle
barricades surrounding the room.

What's in there
that's so dangerous?

When I perfect this formula,
I can make you invincible.

That's a very
generous offer, Carl,

but I think I'm gonna
have to pass.

Really? Why? Think about it.

You won't be afraid
of death any more.

I'm not sure if
that's a good idea.

Besides, fear's what
keeps you sharp, right?

You know, buy me a beer
some time. Tickets to a ball game.

Something.

I've never been to a ball game.

All that spilled food
on the ground,

fermenting in beer and filth

always used to make my skin
crawl when I used to think about it.

Well, when you put it
like that, it's no wonder.

Well, it's interesting.
It doesn't bother me any more.

In a strange way,
it's almost appealing.

Ever since the accident, I
have had this bizarre life craving.

Sounds like you feel pregnant.

Well, in a strange way
actually, I do.

It's like a light's
been turned on.

It's like I've been reborn.

Just came for the patch.
Your exam is over.

So I passed?

Yes. You are officially insured by
global dynamic's life and health.

I still say it's tempting fate.

Yeah, well, now you can go
get your ribs checked out.

You do at least
have them wrapped?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course.

Do you have an ace bandage?

No. Fresh out.

Sarah: Yes you do, sheriff,
in your gym bag. Upstairs.

Bedroom closet. Okay,
that's really disconcerting.

Yeah, you get used to it.

Traitor. Come on.

Allison: Come on. Carter: Okay.

I'm worried about Carl.

I think there's something
going on with him.

I mean, besides
the invincibility thing.

Well, he seems to think
it's a good thing.

Can't believe I'm saying this,

but I think I'm gonna
miss the old Carl.

All right, now I'm gonna have
to get your head checked, too.

I... he's not right.

Well, Henry's running
a full battery of tests,

so hopefully they'll
tell us what happened.

Yeah. Okay, so how's that?

That's better. Good. Well,
maybe now you'll get some sleep.

Yeah. Here. Come on, lay down.

All right.

Come on.

Yeah, that's the one thing Fargo got
right about this place is the mattress.

It's a prototype for
a body-contouring silicon.

Really?

Oh, my god! Yeah, I know.

I need one of these.

I think everybody
needs one of these.

All right, I'm getting up. Okay.

All right, I need
to get outta here.

Okay.

And now some regenerative gel.

It's not healing.

I'm doing everything
exactly the same way.

I don't understand.

My cells are regenerating,

but what am I doing wrong?

Sarah: Good morning, Zoe.

Iwin.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, I think I fell asleep.

I think you might have.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, I have to pick up
Kevin from his friend's house.

I had a purse. It's...

Sarah: Your purse is
downstairs, miss Blake.

All right,
that's really disconcerting.

You know what, put that on.

Thanks.

So... see you at global.

Yeah. Allison?

Huh?

Thanks for stopping by.

Yeah.

Henry: I've reviewed all the test
results, and it's absolutely amazing.

I mean, you won't believe what's
going on with Carl's blood work.

Hey, good morning, guys.

Morning. Morning.

Weren't you wearing
that yesterday?

No. Just similar.

No, don't look at me. I wear
the same thing every day.

I found traces of radiation
in his white cells

and his exotic particle
count is off the charts.

Is there any chance that
the explosion could've caused

that radiation to leak
from an adjacent lab?

Not that I'm aware of.

Well, whatever Carl
was exposed to,

it's created a spontaneous genetic
mutation that is accelerating rapidly.

We just have to figure out

what those mutations
are doing to him.

Whatever it takes, Henry.

What am I doing wrong?

Doctor Carlson, here are the
biliary epithelial cells you requested.

I asked for nonparenchymal
progenitor cells!

The lab tech said that Dr. Carlson
attacked him telekinetically.

I wouldn't discount it.
Seriously?

When I first looked
at Carl's blood work,

I thought the explosion had somehow reprogrammed
his cells to spontaneously regenerate.

It didn't? No.

The cells aren't doing
the work, his brain is.

Here. Take a look at this.

Henry: Now, most people use
maybe 10% of their brain at any one time.

This mutation has allowed Carl
to access all 100% of his brain.

Okay, well, maybe I'm only
accessing five percent of mine,

but that would just
make him smarter, right?

Like, not invincible.

Henry: The mind has powers
that are completely uncharted.

Tibetan monks have been using meditation
to promote healing for centuries.

Maybe one day man will evolve to the
point that he no longer needs doctors.

He'll be able to heal himself
with thought.

But not for thousands of years.

Tens of thousands even, ifeven

Carl is already there.
And he's still evolving.

But into what?

Hey, buddy.

I guess you heard
about the incident.

Yeah.

I don't understand
what's happening.

It appears that you were
exposed to something

during the explosion that's
altered your brain functioning.

That is why you're able
to heal so quickly.

So, my research is a failure.

I didn't do this.

Carter: No.

No, yeah, yeah, you did.

Just with your mind.

I guess that's why I can't
get this out of my head.

What is it? I don't know.

I have no idea.

It's like a song that you
can't think of the name of.

I'm starting to sense things.

Feelings and

thoughts.

Do you know what this is?

Dr. Carlson, I think it's
time we went somewhere

to run some more specific tests.

Why?

Determine
what's happening to you.

I think you want to study me.

The way you want to study that.

Dr. Carlson.

I think he's evolving a
little faster than we thought.

Beverly.

Carl.

You scared me. Carl:
Something happened to me.

It's happening to me.

And it's something that I didn't
create and I can't control it.

It's okay. I feel connected to
everything at the same time

And I'm seeing images.

I'm hearing thoughts.

It's just remarkable.

But it's a little scary.

Come.

I'm here.

Whatever you need, Carl,
I can help you.

You don't wanna help me.

You want me to help you

to get into section five.

I wanna do what's
best for you, Carl.

I'm so stupid.

I thought that you cared for me.

I do care for you, Carl.

You're a liar.

Carl.

Woman 1: I always knew
he'd snap one day.

Woman 2: So much promise.

Man 1: A waste, a waste.

Vincent: I thought
he was strange before.

Carl!

Carl, slow down.

Carl.

I'm a friend, remember?

I thought I'd created
something incredible.

I know.

But it was something
at global. Some...

Strange kind of radiation?

How did you know?

Because I was thinking it?

Loud and clear.

Okay, that's
a little disturbing.

So, then, you know that the only
place that can help you is global.

I go back there,
they'll never let me leave.

Trust me.

Man: Come on! Let's go!

Carl, you've gotta trust me.

I'll take it from here, Carter.

We're doing just fine, thanks.

Carter. Nathan.

Okay, the two of you,
just take a breath.

Dr. Carlson...

Officer: Move in!
Let me help you.

Before it's too late.

You don't wanna help me,
you wanna use me.

Why would I wanna do that?

'Cause you think I'm the key.

The key to what?

Nothing. To section five.

To his precious artifact.

What is he talking about?

I have no idea.

The sad thing is you really
don't know what it is, do you?

You're obsessed with this object

you know absolutely
nothing about.

Do you?

Carl, you can't leave.

Wait!

Carter!

Carter, damn it.

He's not breathing.
Call for help!

Allison: We're losing him!

I know what to do.

Get him back to global! Now!

Allison: Please let me call in
a trauma surgeon.

It's not working!

I have to get closer to it,
the artifact.

You can't. It's the only way.

We have to go
to section five. Now.

Wait here.

What? No! I'm coming with you.

You're not authorized.
Nathan, this is ridiculous!

The man is dying! Allie.

If we're gonna do this,
we have to do it alone.

Trust me.

That's close enough.

Set him down.

Carl: Hey, welcome back,
sheriff.

Nathan: Come on, Carter.

You okay?

There you go, come on.

Get him to the infirmary.

Man: Yes, sir.

Carlson, wait!

Don't do it, Carl.

It's gonna be all right.

It'll destroy you.

I'm not afraid.

Carl, please.

I have to know.

What is it?

One day you will know.

Question is, will you be ready?

I am.

Allison: You sure
you want to do this?

Absolutely.
We've waited long enough.

Because now I'm having
second thoughts.

This was your idea. Exactly,

and I don't want you to
blame me for talking you into it.

Oh, hey,

if there's one thing I've learned
from Carl, it's to take some risks.

Now, come on.

Let's do it.

Okay. Okay.

Just sign and date here,

and you will be 100% insured.

Well, without Carl around,
maybe I won't be needing it.

Where'd he get
reassigned anyway?

I don't know.
Nathan had it classified.

Figures.

I'm gonna miss him.

All right, here goes nothing.

What made you change your mind?

Well, can't let fear
run your life, right?

No, we can't.