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- PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...
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- I'VE GOT FIVE
NEW CREW MEMBERS.
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KATE.
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I HAVE NEVER,
EVER HAD A CHIEF STEW WALK
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DOWN THE DOCK
LOOKING LIKE YOU LOOK.
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I MEAN SHE LOOKS
LIKE SHE CHARTERED THE BOAT.
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- [bleep].
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YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
THAT IS A DIRTY BOAT.
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- [bleep].
WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO.
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- MY BOYFRIEND
IS SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES
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AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW,
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AND KELLY WITHOUT A SHIRT ON
IS THREE FEET AWAY.
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OOH-RAH, HOMEY.
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- DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?
[laughs]
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- ANDREW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE THINKS HE'S DOING.
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I DON'T THINK
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
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I THINK IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL.
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[laughter]
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- QUITE THE SETUP.
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- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOREVER,
AND HERE WE ARE SHARING
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A TUNA CAN OF A ROOM TOGETHER.
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- AMY AND I USED TO BE
REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS,
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BUT THERE WAS A FALLING OUT
THAT I WASN'T INFORMED ABOUT,
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SO I'M NOT SURE
WHERE WE STAND NOW.
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- WHEN I'D RUN INTO YOU
IN FORT LAUDERDALE,
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YOU WERE KIND OF STANDOFFISH.
- NO.
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- BULL[bleep].
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SHE'S MAKING THINGS
AWKWARD BETWEEN US.
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- I'M BUSTING MY ASS
ALL DAY.
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- NO, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING
AROUND CHITCHATTING.
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- YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
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- DON'T GET A [bleep] ATTITUDE,
'CAUSE THEN IT WILL GET BAD.
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- ANDREW'S PORTHOLE WAS LEFT
OPEN WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING.
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- YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME,
ANDREW.
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- I'M SCARED TOO.
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[upbeat music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- ANDREW AND EDDIE'S PORTHOLE
WAS LEFT OPEN
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WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING.
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THERE'S SALTWATER
ALL OVER THE BATHROOM.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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- [bleep]. GO GET A WET VAC.
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GET THIS [bleep] SUCKED UP.
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FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.
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I WANT HIM ON HIS [bleep] HANDS
AND KNEES DOING THAT.
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- YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
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- I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT
RIGHT NOW.
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NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER
OPENED A PORTHOLE ON A BOAT.
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IT'S BEEN IN REVERSE
THE WHOLE TIME.
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THE FRICKEN--
[indistinct]
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- HOLD ON, BABY!
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- YOU HAVE THREE SISTERS,
DON'T YOU?
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- TWO.
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- ALWAYS WANTED A "SISTAH."
- AWW.
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- I MADE KELLEY MY SISTER.
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I PUT MAKEUP AND, LIKE, CURLERS
IN HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME.
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- THAT'S FUNNY.
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- ON A YACHT, YOU GET TO KNOW
YOUR CREW MEMBERS SO WELL.
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SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S
ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS,
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I ALMOST FEEL SOME OF THEM
ARE ALREADY LIKE FAMILY.
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YOU KNOW, KELLEY AND I,
WE WERE ALL WE HAD FOR A WHILE.
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- REALLY?
- AND, LIKE...
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MY DAD HAD
HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS AND LEFT,
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AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MY MOM
WAS LIKE AN EMOTIONAL WRECK
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AND DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED
FOR DAYS.
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- WOW, REALLY?
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- THEY HAD BEEN SUCH A CONSTANT
AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING
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HOW MUCH IT WENT FROM,
LIKE, GOOD TO BAD WITH THEM.
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GROWING UP THEY WERE
OUR EVERYTHING,
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AND WHEN THEY SPLIT UP,
MY WORLD WAS GONE.
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FOR KIDS, YOUR IDENTITY
IS LIKE THE FAMILY.
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AND WHEN THAT'S GONE, IT'S LIKE,
WHO AM I?
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- HOW OLD WERE YOU THEN?
- 17.
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- OH, THAT'S AN AWFUL TIME.
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- BUT AT LEAST I HAD A CAR,
BECAUSE I TOOK KELLEY
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AND I TO SCHOOL,
AND, LIKE, PICKED HIM UP.
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KELLEY AND I COULD RELY
ON EACH OTHER.
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THAT IS WHY WE ARE AS CLOSE
AS WE ARE.
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AND, NOW, IT HAS BEEN
TEN-PLUS YEARS
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THAT WE'VE EVEN LIVED TOGETHER.
- REALLY?
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- BUT I THINK
I HAD TO GET OUT OF TEXAS
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TO REALLY FIGURE OUT WHO I AM.
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KELLEY AND I HAVE BOTH CHANGED
A LOT
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SINCE WE'VE LIVED
UNDER THE SAME ROOF.
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BUT WE HAVE BOTH MANAGED TO SEE
THAT THERE IS A MUCH BIGGER
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WORLD OUT THERE
THAN SMALL-TOWN TEXAS,
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AND I'M REALLY THANKFUL
FOR THAT.
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- HE'S SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
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- OH, I FEEL SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM.
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I REALLY DO.
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- WOULD YOU GIRLS LIKE ANYTHING?
SNACKS OR--
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- NO, GOSH.
- YOU'RE OKAY FOR THE MOMENT?
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- WHAT WE WANT IS SOME BEEFCAKES
UP HERE,
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IF YOU GOT ONE OR TWO
HANGING OUT.
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- BEEFCAKES?
- YEAH.
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- I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW,
I'LL RADIO BEN
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AND I CAN GET THAT UP
ON A PLATE FOR HER RIGHT AWAY.
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- SOME GOOD-LOOKING GUYS.
THE GUYS ARE GONE.
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WE WANT GEISHA BOYS
TO WAIT ON US.
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- OKAY, SO YOU WANT ME
TO GET YOU--
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LIKE, ORDER SOME MEN?
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- WE DON'T WANT YOU TO IMPORT
THEM IN.
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- I'VE NEVER HAD A REQUEST
LIKE THIS.
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ANDREW, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE
TO COME TO THE STEW PANTRY?
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BUT I'VE NEVER
HAD AN ANDREW EITHER.
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IT'S JUST THE LADIES
ON THE SUN DECK.
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THEY JUST WANT
TO KIND OF CELEBRATE,
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LIKE, THE WHOLE
CABANA BOY THEME,
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YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, OKAY.
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- SO DO YOU HAVE ANY SMALL POLOS
AND SMALL T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE?
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ANDREW'S GOING TO COME DOWN
AND CHANGE.
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- MY DECKHAND SKILLS,
I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO ON THAT.
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BUT THIS IS ONE OF
MY STRONG SUITS
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AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT I CAN
BRING THIS TO THE TABLE.
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- WE NEED SOME STRIPPER MUSIC
OR SOMETHING.
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- IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN GET
A LITTLE BIT
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OF STRIPPER MUSIC FOR THIS?
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I MEAN, RESPECTABLE DANCER MUSIC
FOR THIS?
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- OH, BOY.
- GIVE Y'ALL A MIX OF MONEY.
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- AWW.
[laughter]
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- LADIES.
all: WHOO!
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- THIS FOR ME?
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- SEE THAT POLE?
- OH, YES.
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- WHY DON'T YOU START
BY GETTING UP THERE?
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- WHOO!
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- TAKE A VIDEO.
[all cheering]
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RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
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- ANDREW LOVES THAT ATTENTION.
HE EATS IT UP,
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AND THAT'S WHY WE THREW HIM
TO THE WOLVES.
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[cheering]
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- GOOD JOB.
- GOOD JOB.
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- HE'S A MORON.
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- THAT WAS WORTH AT LEAST $50.
GOOD JOB.
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- WHOO!
- OH, MY PAYMENT.
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- THERE YOU GO.
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- COME IN.
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- HOW ARE YOU?
- MY LOVE.
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- HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.
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- IT SEEMS LIKE--
- WELCOME TO MY LAIR.
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- I KNOW.
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN HERE.
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IT'S WICKED.
WHAT DO YOU DO
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WITH ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE?
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YOU SHOULD, LIKE,
RUN A GYM OR SOMETHING.
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KAT WAS ADORABLY AWFUL ON
MOTOR YACHT HONOR.
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- WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
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- AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO BEING ENTERTAINED BY IT.
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- YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING
TO KEEP THINGS PROFESSIONAL
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RIGHT NOW.
- I KNOW, I CAN SEE THAT.
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- YOU KNOW, I NEED TO.
- ALMOST A LITTLE
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TOO PROFESSIONAL.
- TOO PROFESSIONAL?
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- WELL, I WAS HOPING TO,
YOU KNOW,
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BREAK THE RULES A LITTLE BIT.
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- BREAK THE RULES.
- BEND THE RULES.
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- BEN AND I HAD A HISTORY,
BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
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SO I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP.
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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO INVOLVE SEX.
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THERE IS A LIGHT
AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL,
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AND THE LIGHT
IS MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE.
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SO I'VE JUST GOT TO GET
THROUGH THAT TUNNEL
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AND DON'T LOOK AROUND.
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I'M ON GOOD TERMS
WITH THE CAPTAIN NOW.
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SINCE IT'S THE FIRST CHARTER,
REALLY TRYING TO, LIKE,
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GET TO KNOW HOW EVERYONE WORKS,
YOU KNOW?
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT ANDREW?
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- ANDREW'S A COMPLETE TOOL.
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- HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY
ON THE SHORT BUS.
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KATE IS WICKED.
- YEAH, SHE REALLY IS.
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- AND SHE TALKS TO ME
REALLY WELL.
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AND SHE COULD WRITE A BOOK
ON HOW TO STROKE A CHEF'S EGO.
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- THAT SOUNDS PERVERTED,
AND I'M NOT SURE
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KATE'S REALLY BEN'S TYPE.
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- BE COOL, AND I WANT TO SEE
THAT SMILE MORE.
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- YEAH, OKAY.
- YOU LITTLE BUGGER.
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- DON'T INTERRUPT ME
ON MY BREAK ANYMORE.
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- HEY, LADIES.
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- HELLO.
- OH, GIRL!
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- Y'ALL LOOK SO CUTE
IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
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- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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- OH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR Y'ALL.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE Y'ALL WERE
HAVING A PJ PARTY IN HERE.
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THIS WOMAN IS LIKE
MY KINDRED SPIRIT.
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- ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
IT'S TIME, SORRY.
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- SHE'S A WOMAN
LIKE I HOPE TO BE AT HER AGE.
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I AM FROM TEXAS WHERE THEY WEAR
THE RED LIPSTICK,
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THE BIG HAIR, SO I'M JUST USED
TO POPPING IT ON, YOU KNOW?
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- GIRL, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT
GOING ON.
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- THE BIGGER THE HAIR,
THE CLOSER TO GOD.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY
IN TEXAS.
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- EDDIE, EDDIE.
LEE.
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- HEY.
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- YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR
ANCHOR SCHEDULE LOOK LIKE?
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- I'M ON ANCHOR WATCH
UNTIL 7:00.
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ANCHOR WATCH
CAN BE A VERY TOUGH SHIFT,
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ESPECIALLY
IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT, LIKE,
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GOING TO SLEEP WHEN YOU NEED TO.
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IF YOU'RE AN ANTSY PERSON,
YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT SLEEPING
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DURING THE DAY, YOU KNOW,
IT CAN BE TOUGH BECAUSE
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT.
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SO, YEAH, IT'S A PAIN,
BUT THAT'S PART OF THE JOB.
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- CRAMP, CRAMP.
- WHERE?
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- MY BICEP.
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- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STRETCH
OUT A BICEP, TRUTHFULLY.
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- YOU'RE, LIKE, "OH, OH."
- NO, IT'S JUST--
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- "I'VE GOT TO STRETCH
OUT MY BICEPS.
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I'M GETTING--"
- "DID YOU SEE MY BEACH BALL?
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DID IT GO THAT WAY
OR THAT WAY?"
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- KELLEY'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIECE
OF MEAT.
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I HAVE TO GET AN M&M.
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OH, GOD.
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- OH, THE ONLY THING I WISH
I HAD RIGHT NOW IS MY DOG.
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MY DOG COULD FIT, LIKE,
PERFECTLY RIGHT HERE
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AND I WOULD JUST HOLD HIM
AND PASS THE [bleep] OUT.
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MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE GOES,
"WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE THING
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YOU'RE GOING TO MISS?"
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AND I GO, "MY DOG."
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I-I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A MONTH
AND A HALF.
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THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'M GOING
TO SAY HER OVER MY DOG.
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RIGHT NOW,
I AM CASUALLY DATING SOMEONE,
220
00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:26,533
BUT WE ARE
IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS
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AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE DATING
GUIDELINES FALL IN THERE.
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THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
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AND I DO HAVE A HISTORY
OF DATING MY COWORKERS, YES.
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YOU DON'T EVEN
GO UP TO MY MIDDLE KNUCKLE.
225
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[laughter]
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- IT'S GOING TO BE
LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC.
227
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- I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS.
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I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING
IN A MONTH
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JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY.
230
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- SHE'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
231
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- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU.
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- UGH!
233
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,367
- EDDIE, EDDIE.
LEE.
234
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GRAB KELLEY AND GET
THE WATERLINE CLEAN, PLEASE.
235
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,333
- WE'RE CLEANING
THE WATERLINE.
236
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,533
- ALL RIGHT, WE ABOUT READY
FOR THIS?
237
00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,266
- I'M ABOUT READY.
238
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- THE WATERLINE ACTUALLY
GETS DIRTY PRETTY OFTEN
239
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AND I LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND SO
IF THERE'S A JOB AT HAND
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THAT NEEDS TO GET DONE,
I'LL GET IT DONE.
241
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,367
- ARE YOU MISSING YOUR GIRL
BACK HOME?
242
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:38,000
- YEAH, I DEFINITELY MISS
MY GIRL A LOT.
243
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,667
- IT'S HARD BEING AWAY
FOR THIS LONG.
244
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- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
245
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,133
- AND THEN, LIKE, THE BOATS THAT
I WORK ON BACK HOME, YOU KNOW,
246
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I'M, LIKE, AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS
AT A TIME ALSO,
247
00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:47,667
SO BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE,
I HADN'T SEEN HER
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FOR A WHILE ALREADY.
249
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YOU KNOW, LIVING ON A BOAT
WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER GIRLS
250
00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:55,033
REALLY PUTS A LOT OF STRESS
ON A RELATIONSHIP.
251
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,567
I MEAN I'VE GOT TO KEEP
THE LADIES AT BAY SOMETIMES.
252
00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:58,667
YOU KNOW?
253
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,567
I NEED TO GET
A CATTLE PROD SOMETIMES.
254
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:01,700
GET BACK.
255
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,500
- THAT'S PROBABLY
THE [bleep] THING.
256
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,133
I MISS MY GIRL
AND I MISS MY DOG.
257
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,367
- YEAH, DUDE.
258
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,467
- I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S GOING
TO HOOK UP
259
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,633
WITH WHO ON THIS
FREAKIN' CHARTER.
260
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:12,166
- I THINK ANDREW WILL HOOK UP
WITH SOMEBODY.
261
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:15,000
- I THINK SO.
262
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,500
- YEAH!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
263
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,567
- I THINK, IF ANYTHING...
264
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,700
- WHAT?
265
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,700
- SHE--SHE DID NOT TELL ME
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
266
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,066
- [laughs]
NO!
267
00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:32,033
OH, WELL THEN!
268
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,166
- HOLY [bleep].
269
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,266
THAT'S INTERESTING.
270
00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:35,667
SHE DIDN'T
MENTION THAT TO ME.
271
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,767
NOW...
- YEAH.
272
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,567
- ANDREW, WHAT'S YOUR 20?
273
00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:56,133
ANDREW?
274
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,467
DOES ANYBODY HAVE EYES
ON ANDREW?
275
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,367
ANDREW, WHAT THE [bleep]
IS GOING ON?
276
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,500
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET STABBED.
277
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,133
- YEAH, I JUST DIDN'T HAVE
MY EARPIECE IN.
278
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,600
- YOU GOT UP AT WHAT, 6:50?
279
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,633
YOU GOT TO BE ON DECK
AT 6:00.
280
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:09,100
ALL RIGHT?
281
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,367
- YEAH, I WAS JUST--
- YOU NEED TO GET UP EARLIER.
282
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,500
- OKAY.
283
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,166
I DON'T GET
TO MAKE MY OWN SCHEDULE.
284
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,333
IT IS UP TO THEM WHEN I EAT,
SLEEP, FART, WHATEVER.
285
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,567
- HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
286
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,533
YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE
SOME MORE FUN?
287
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:33,633
- ABSOLUTELY.
288
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,000
WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE BATHS TODAY.
289
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,100
IT'S A REALLY UNIQUE
GRANITE STRUCTURE,
290
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,367
GRANITE BOULDERS, AND JUST
GORGEOUS, LITTLE SANDY BEACHES.
291
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,533
AND THEN WE HAVE
292
00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,633
A LITTLE PICNIC LUNCH FOR YOU ON
THE BEACH.
293
00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,166
- IT'S GONNA TO BE
LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC.
294
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,300
WE'RE GOING TO DO COOL,
LITTLE SANDWICHES AND STUFF.
295
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,400
RIGHT?
296
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,633
- UH-HUH.
- YEAH.
297
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:50,166
- IF I WAS GOING
TO HAVE A BEACH PICNIC,
298
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,033
I'D WANT ME TO SET IT UP.
THE SECRET IS A CHECKLIST.
299
00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,066
BECAUSE IF YOU GET TO THE BEACH
AND YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN
300
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,500
ONE SPOON,
THE WHOLE BEACH PARTY,
301
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,667
IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING.
302
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,100
- SO AM I GOING TO COME
TO THE BEACH WITH YOU?
303
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,100
- YEAH.
304
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,100
- I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS.
305
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,367
- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE FLIES.
306
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,633
- I KNOW, YOU ARE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT.
307
00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:10,066
- DO WE NEED MAYONNAISE?
- NO.
308
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,433
- YOU KNOW, THE CHECKLIST
IS [bleep] THREE PAGES LONG.
309
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:15,367
I'M JUST, LIKE, [bleep] IT.
THIS IS HELL.
310
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:18,667
OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A PAIN.
311
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,433
YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THIS STUFF
TOGETHER.
312
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:24,266
EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU CAN
THINK OF FROM YOUR FORK,
313
00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,000
TO YOUR MAYONNAISE,
TO YOUR KETCHUP, TO YOUR BEER,
314
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,400
TO YOUR VODKA, TO YOUR PLATES,
TO YOUR TABLE LINENS.
315
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,567
IT'S A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE.
316
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,533
ARE WE BRINGING MAYONNAISE?
NO.
317
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,133
- NO.
WELL, YOU JUST ASKED THAT.
318
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,767
COME ON.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
319
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,567
- I DIDN'T GET AN ANSWER.
- NO.
320
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,333
- SHE SAID, "NO."
321
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,567
- OKAY, ALREADY.
WE DON'T NEED MAYO.
322
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,467
I DON'T NEED EVERYONE PILING
ON ME.
323
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,667
ALL RIGHT, TABLECLOTH,
MAIN PLATES--
324
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,100
- WAIT, STOP.
325
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:51,533
THE PURPOSE OF THE LIST
IS TO SEE THAT WE HAVE IT.
326
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:54,133
- I DON'T WANT TO CARRY ALL
THIS STUFF.
327
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,633
THAT WASN'T IN THE CONTRACT.
328
00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:59,000
I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING
IN A MONTH
329
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,667
JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY.
330
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,667
- DID YOU NOT KNOW
THAT PART OF THE JOB
331
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,700
IS HAVING BEACH PARTIES
AND MAKING DRINKS?
332
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,166
SHE'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
333
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,567
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- NO, NOT THAT MUCH.
334
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,433
IT'S ANNOYING.
335
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,400
- I'D DO ANYTHING TO TAKE A NAP
RIGHT NOW.
336
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,700
- HEY.
- HEY, ANDREW.
337
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,033
- WHAT'S THAT COOLER FOR?
- A BEACH PARTY.
338
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,700
- RIGHT, I'M--SEE?
- SO YOU KNOW THE REST
339
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,133
OF THE GROUP IS GOING TO THE--
340
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,200
WELL, THE GUEST ARE GOING
TO THE BATHS TODAY?
341
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,233
- RIGHT.
- YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
342
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,300
- THE BATHS.
OH, NO, I HAVE NOT.
343
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,100
IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH.
- IT IS AN AMAZING PLACE.
344
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,467
IT REALLY IS.
- I DOUBT I'M GOING.
345
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,600
- THERE IS A CREW MEMBER
THAT IS GOING,
346
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,166
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE YOU,
MAN.
347
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,567
YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED UP
TO THE PLATE YET.
348
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,233
- I KNOW.
349
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,767
I LOOK CUTE RIGHT NOW.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
350
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,300
TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD.
351
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,066
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
- WHO'S GOING ANYWAYS?
352
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,200
- JENNICE.
- OH, SHE DESERVES IT.
353
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,233
- SHE DOES.
354
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,367
GETTING OFF THE BOAT
AND GOING ASHORE
355
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,233
AND HANGING OUT WITH THE GUESTS
IS A TREAT.
356
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,433
IF YOU DESERVE IT,
YOU GET TO DO IT,
357
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,033
AND THAT'S WHY ANDREW
CAN'T DO IT.
358
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,667
IF YOU WANT TO GO ON THESE
EXCURSIONS WITH GUESTS,
359
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,200
AND YOU WANT
TO SCHMOOZE WITH GUESTS,
360
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,266
YOU NEED TO DO YOUR FIRST JOB,
AND THAT IS CLEANING THIS BOAT.
361
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,233
WORK COMES FIRST.
362
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,567
SO, I WANT YOU TO DO
THE WINDOWS ON THE BRIDGE.
363
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:08,100
BY WATCHING ANDREW,
I'M LEARNING THAT HE REALLY HAS
364
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,100
NO WORK ETHIC OR MOTIVATION.
365
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,467
MY JOB IS RIDING ON THIS
AND THAT'S SOMETHING
366
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,633
THAT I CAN'T AFFORD RIGHT NOW.
GET IT DONE.
367
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,767
- SURE THING.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
368
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:24,400
- WIPE DOWN THE TENDER
REAL QUICK, GET IT GUEST-READY.
369
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,166
- SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE
OUR PRIVATE TOUR GUIDE?
370
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,266
- I'M GOING TO TRY.
371
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:29,266
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
TO VIRGIN GORDA BEFORE?
372
00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:30,767
NEITHER HAVE I.
- NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER BEEN.
373
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,133
- SO WE'LL ALL EXPERIENCE IT
TOGETHER.
374
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,367
- I'VE STILL GOT TIME, RIGHT?
375
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,400
- YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND 15.
- AND THAT'S IT.
376
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,667
- YEP.
- BYE-BYE.
377
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:41,633
- ENJOY.
- BYE-BYE.
378
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:44,266
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TAKE IT EASY, NOW.
379
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,200
- AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME
TOO?
380
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,200
- IT IS, YEAH.
381
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,667
- IF YOU'RE FEELING
LIKE YOU WANT TO EXPLORE,
382
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,767
WE CAN DO IT.
383
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,500
- OKAY, I'M GONNA PULL OUT
OF HERE.
384
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,667
- TALL IS--
- JEEZ!
385
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,400
[laughter]
- WATER.
386
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,400
[indistinct chatter]
387
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,633
- DON'T GO TOO DEEP.
388
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:06,467
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
all: AH!
389
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,100
- [bleep].
390
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,667
- I'LL GIVE YOU
A CHOPPING BOARD AND A KNIFE.
391
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,433
JUST CUT THE SANDWICHES
INTO KIND OF THREE.
392
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,066
I'M NOT FREAKING OUT.
DON'T WORRY.
393
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,500
- IT'S NOT FREAKING OUT,
BUT THERE IS A SENSE OF URGENCY.
394
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,667
- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO COME TO THE BEACH?
395
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:49,734
- NO, LOVE.
396
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,533
I HATE THE BEACH.
397
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,567
- HOW DID YOU
GET INTO ALL THIS?
398
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,266
- I WANTED TO TRAVEL,
AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY
399
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:04,633
TO DO IT.
400
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,467
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO BE
ABLE TO EARN MONEY AND TRAVEL
401
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,266
AT THE SAME TIME.
- YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
402
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:12,467
- I WORK ON DECK, SO IT'S
VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING,
403
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,767
ESPECIALLY--
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
404
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,700
- I WORK WITH THE BOYS.
- WHO IS YOUR ROOMMATE?
405
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,700
- KELLEY.
- OH, KELLEY'S YOUR ROOMMATE.
406
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,533
- GOT MYSELF SET UP NICE,
DON'T I?
407
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:24,567
- YOU DID.
NICE WORK.
408
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:25,767
- AMY?
- YEAH?
409
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,467
- YOU EVER GET, LIKE,
HOMESICK AND JUST, LIKE,
410
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,233
WANT TO GET OFF THE BOAT AND,
LIKE--JUST PEOPLE AND STUFF?
411
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,400
- OH, MY GOSH.
412
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,600
YEAH, OF COURSE,
ESPECIALLY LIKE--
413
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,333
- I'M SERIOUSLY, LIKE,
OVERWHELMED AS HELL.
414
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,467
- OH, HONEY.
415
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,266
- MY FAMILY
IS A VERY CLOSE-KNIT FAMILY.
416
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:40,133
SO BEING AWAY FROM PEOPLE
THAT I CAN JUST RELY ON
417
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,066
AND I KNOW INSIDE-OUT
AND I JUST FEEL COMFORTABLE
418
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,200
WITH IS HARD.
419
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,567
I WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL
AS A KID.
420
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,467
I JUST--I WAS, LIKE,
"YEAH, BOARDING SCHOOL,
421
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,200
"I'M AWAY FROM MY PARENTS,
LIKE,
422
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,734
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.
THIS IS SO SICK."
423
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,133
AND THEN, LIKE, BY THE THIRD
NIGHT, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME,
424
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,600
LIKE, "I'M ALL ALONE."
425
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,633
LIKE, "WHERE'S MOM?
WHERE'S DAD?
426
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:01,367
WHERE'S, LIKE--
WHERE'S MY DOG?"
427
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,500
THE BOAT THAT I WORKED
ON PREVIOUSLY
428
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,133
WAS A FAMILY FRIEND.
429
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:08,033
IT'S JUST--IT'S QUITE EASYGOING
COMPARED TO THIS BOAT
430
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,300
WHERE I'M PRETTY SURE
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME.
431
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,500
- WE ALL HAVE TO BE THERE
FOR EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW?
432
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,233
SO IT'S LIKE YOU JUST BECOME,
LIKE, FAMILY.
433
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,133
IT'S REALLY HITTING HOME,
BECAUSE,
434
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,233
YES, I'VE GOT KELLEY ON THE
BOAT WITH ME WHICH HAS BEEN
435
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,633
SO COOL TO RECONNECT AND WORK
TOGETHER,
436
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:25,500
BUT WE LOST TOUCH FOR A LONG
TIME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING
437
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,200
THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE
AND THERE WAS A TIME I SPENT
438
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,667
ALMOST A YEAR IN THE CARIBBEAN.
439
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,133
SO I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHERE
HE'S COMING FROM
440
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,200
AND MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIM.
IT'S JUST GOING TO SPEED BY.
441
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,367
- I LIKE YOU.
- YOU KNOW?
442
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,500
- I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE AWESOME.
443
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,633
- LIKEWISE.
444
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,133
SO YOU'VE GOT THIS.
- EXCITING.
445
00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:46,400
- A HAND DOWN.
OH!
446
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,467
- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO SHARE ANY SUGAR-FREE RED BULL
447
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,467
WITH THE GUESTS.
448
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,667
I WANT IT ALL FOR MYSELF.
449
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,700
- THEY'RE DOING SOME GIFT
SHOPPING AND THEN WE'LL BE
450
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,200
TO THE DOCKS IN ABOUT MAYBE
TEN MINUTES.
451
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,667
- OKAY, PERFECT.
452
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,200
THANKS.
453
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,400
- PERFECT?
454
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,033
- HAMMER DOWN, HUH?
455
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:15,033
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING
TO BE A LONG FREAKIN' DAY
456
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,333
AT THE BEACH.
457
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,667
- GUESTS ARE COMING,
STUFF'S NOT READY
458
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,567
AND KAT IS COMPLAINING A LOT.
459
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,400
SO YOU WANT TO LADLE
THE GAZPACHO?
460
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,033
- UGH!
461
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,567
- AND I WAS SAD INSIDE
BECAUSE I'M THINKING,
462
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:29,300
"I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON,
DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU."
463
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,500
I'M GOING TO FINE YOU
A QUARTER EVERY TIME
464
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,400
YOU SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE.
465
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,567
- YOU KNOW,
I COULD BE NEGATIVE FOUR TIMES
466
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,100
AND THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR.
467
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,233
AND I'M ONLY SAYING
WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING.
468
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:41,567
NOBODY WANTS TO BE
AT THIS BEACH PICNIC.
469
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:42,667
- ONE OF YOU GIRLS
GONNA HAVE TO LET ME KNOW
470
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,700
WHEN TO GO GET THE SORBET ALSO.
471
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,233
- SORBET?
- SORBET.
472
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,700
- OH, DID YOU FORGET SPOONS?
473
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,000
- IT MAKES ME MORE FUN.
- OH, HERE THEY ARE.
474
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200
- [bleep].
475
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400
THERE'S, LIKE, LITTLE GNATS
ON THOSE.
476
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,700
UGH.
- EW.
477
00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,066
- THIS IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
TOO LATE AND TOO SOON.
478
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,166
- ACTUALLY,
I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT
479
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,333
HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
480
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:08,333
- KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT
TOGETHER.
481
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,433
- CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
482
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:14,000
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL?
483
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,667
- HEY!
484
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,166
- WELCOME TO THE BEACH.
- HOW WERE THE BATHS?
485
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,266
- GREAT.
GREAT.
486
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,467
- LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
487
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,100
- WHY DON'T START OFF
WITH SOME COCKTAILS
488
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,567
IF YOU'D LIKE?
- GOOD. NO HUG FOR ME?
489
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,033
REALLY?
- HEY, KELLEY.
490
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,667
- THE BEST SISTER IN THE WORLD.
WHOO!
491
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,667
- IS EVERYONE HUNGRY?
all: YES.
492
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,734
- BEN PREPARED A GAZPACHO
AND ALSO LOBSTER TAIL.
493
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,500
all: OH!
- WE'RE TALKING, NOW, HUH?
494
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,734
- HE SAID TO TOP IT
WITH JUST A SPLASH OF VODKA.
495
00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:42,734
- HERE'S TO THAT.
496
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:45,133
- JUST A SPLASH.
- JUST A SPLASH, OKAY.
497
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,600
- I'VE NEVER HAD LUNCH
WITH QUITE THIS VIEW.
498
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,767
- IT DON'T GET MUCH BETTER
THAN THIS.
499
00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,233
- HEY, SMILE.
500
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,200
- PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TAKE
PICTURES OF ME AND THEM,
501
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,367
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I DON'T
LIKE PICTURES OF ME.
502
00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,200
- LOOK AND SMILE.
SMILE.
503
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,567
YOU CAN SEND IT
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
504
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,200
- SO KELLEY FOUND OUT
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
505
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,633
HMM.
506
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,133
- THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
507
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:11,100
- SOMETIMES, THERE ARE PEOPLE
IN LIFE THAT YOU MEET
508
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,767
AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM,
AND KELLEY'S ONE OF THEM.
509
00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:15,300
- GOD, IT'S PRETTY HERE.
510
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,633
- YEAH.
511
00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:18,633
- THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
A CONNECTION THERE BETWEEN US.
512
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,567
BUT, YOU KNOW, FOR HER
NOT TELLING ME SHE HAD
513
00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,333
A BOYFRIEND, I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW.
514
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,367
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ON YOUR DAY OFF?
515
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,467
- IF I AM SLEEPING ON A DAY OFF,
516
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:29,033
YOU HAVE FULL RIGHT TO, LIKE,
TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS
517
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,400
AND PUSH ME OUT OF MY BED.
518
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,033
- NO, BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY
BE SLEEPING BELOW YOU.
519
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,367
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
520
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,400
- I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM
MY BOYFRIEND FOR A LONG TIME
521
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,533
AND I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD
A REAL BOYFRIEND.
522
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,767
I'M IN A CONFUSING SITUATION.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
523
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:48,066
- I DON'T THINK I'LL END UP
MARRYING THIS GIRL
524
00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:50,533
THAT I'M WITH NOW,
BUT I THINK, FOR NOW,
525
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,700
IT'S PERFECT WHERE
I'M AT IN LIFE.
526
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,300
- SHE'S MRS. RIGHT,
NOT MRS. RIGHT NOW.
527
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,000
OH, NO.
528
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,567
both: SHE'S MRS. RIGHT NOW,
BUT SHE'S NOT MRS. RIGHT.
529
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,133
- YEP.
530
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,567
- KELLEY AND JENNICE HAVE BEEN
GETTING A LITTLE MORE CLOSE.
531
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:04,367
YEAH, THAT DOESN'T HAVE DISASTER
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT OR ANYTHING.
532
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,133
NO, SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT [bleep] IDEA.
533
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,433
- I'M GOING TO FLIRT WITH YOU,
BUT IT'S ALL IN FUN AND GAMES.
534
00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:10,300
- DEALING WITH ANDREW
IS HARD ENOUGH.
535
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,433
I REALLY CAN'T DEAL
WITH UNNEEDED DRAMA
536
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,066
WITHIN OUR CREW.
537
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:17,533
- YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHERE
WE'LL BE IN A YEAR FROM NOW?
538
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:19,033
- RIGHT?
- THAT WAS FUN.
539
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,100
- YEAH.
540
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,567
CHECK THAT OFF
THE BUCKET LIST.
541
00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:30,166
- THANK YOU.
- WELCOME BACK.
542
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,734
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- THANK YOU.
543
00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:33,600
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
544
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,233
- HEY, MY LOVE.
MWAH.
545
00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:40,300
AND BUMP.
546
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,567
- SO COME WORK ON A YACHT
AND BE MISERABLE
547
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:46,467
AND SERVE PEOPLE
TILL YOUR FINGERS BLEED.
548
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:50,433
- THAT'S 25¢¢.
549
00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:52,734
- GET ME THE [bleep]
OUT OF HERE.
550
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,734
- BEACH PICNICS ARE A NECESSARY
EVIL TO ALL CHARTERS.
551
00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:58,734
- OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S A QUARTER FOR ME.
552
00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:01,333
- OKAY, FAIR.
553
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,066
- I THINK I COULD DO SOME WORK
IN THIS KITCHEN.
554
00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:10,667
- RIGHT?
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
555
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,367
- LOOKING AT THAT OCEAN
WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL
556
00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:15,400
TABLE-SETTING AND TENTS
AND OUR LOBSTER AND OUR LUNCH,
557
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,767
IT WAS PERFECT.
558
00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:20,100
- WELL, WE AIM TO PLEASE, BUT
WE ARE ALSO REALLY APPRECIATIVE.
559
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,166
- HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE
ME TO DO THIS?
560
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,100
LOOK AT IT.
561
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,200
- I THINK FOR DAY THREE,
562
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,633
THIS IS AN AMBITIOUS
NAPKIN FOLD.
563
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:30,033
OR DO LIKE A REALLY SIMPLE
COLUMN.
564
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:33,033
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
- OH, OKAY.
565
00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:35,166
OKAY, MAYBE NOT.
- MAYBE A PLEAT.
566
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,500
HOW ABOUT A PLEAT?
567
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,600
GET CREATIVE.
PAPER AIRPLANE.
568
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,400
- NO, THAT'S UGLY.
- AH, NOT YET.
569
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,233
I'M STILL--
570
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,033
AS A CHIEF STEW,
571
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:45,667
I'VE GOT VERY HIGH STANDARDS,
BECAUSE THAT'S JUST
572
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,533
WHAT THE JOB IS.
573
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:50,066
AND SOMETIMES I NEED
TO ENCOURAGE MY OTHER
574
00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:53,600
STEWARDESSES TO RAISE
THEIR STANDARDS.
575
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,300
- [bleep].
UGH!
576
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,367
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING
TO PISS ME OFF.
577
00:23:57,367 --> 00:24:00,767
IN KATE'S HEAD EVERYTHING
HAS TO BE PERFECT.
578
00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:02,367
I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT
OF PRESSURE, FOR ME.
579
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:05,200
I LIKE THE SOCIAL ASPECTS
OF YACHTING A LOT
580
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,100
AND THE ADVENTURES,
BUT, WOW, THERE'S SO MUCH WORK.
581
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,467
[bleep] THE WORK.
582
00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:13,433
IF THIS IS ANYTHING
LIKE CHANGING A KIDS' DIAPER,
583
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:16,233
I JUST SHOULD
NEVER HAVE CHILDREN.
584
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:19,400
UGH, CAN'T I JUST TIE
THIS INTO A LASSOO
585
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,400
AND HANG MYSELF RIGHT NOW?
586
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,667
IS IT CALLED A LASSOO?
587
00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:29,133
I NEED A NAPKIN FOLDING BOOK.
UGH.
588
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:32,533
- I'M SURE THERE'S ONE.
MAYBE IN HERE.
589
00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:35,433
HERE.
590
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:39,133
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED.
591
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:43,233
THE SIMPLE ART
OF NAPKIN FOLDING.
592
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,567
SHE HANDS ME A BOOK.
593
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,033
AND THEN I'M READING THE BOOK
594
00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:49,266
AND I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
THE DIRECTIONS.
595
00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:53,166
OH, MY GOD.
I FELT LIKE I WAS DEAF AND DUMB.
596
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,400
HI.
597
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,300
- YES, I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY
FOLDING THESE NAPKINS.
598
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,533
I'M JUST KIDDING.
599
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:04,433
NO, I'M FINE.
600
00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:14,266
- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
- I'M TRYING TO HELP KAT OUT.
601
00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:16,734
SHE'S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME
WITH THE NAPKINS.
602
00:25:16,734 --> 00:25:18,200
- DO WE NEED TO FOLD THEM?
603
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,700
- WELL, SHE'S GOT A BOOK OUT
FOR PETE'S SAKE.
604
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,200
I THOUGHT SHE JUST KNEW
HOW TO DO IT.
605
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,567
- CHARTING A YACHT SHOULD BE
606
00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:27,700
THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE
ON THE PLANET.
607
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,266
IT IS THE UPPER ECHELON
OF SERVICE.
608
00:25:30,266 --> 00:25:31,533
- I DON'T KNOW IF
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
609
00:25:31,533 --> 00:25:33,567
- WELL, THAT'S WHY
SHE'S GOT THE BOOK.
610
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:36,300
THEY'RE BEHIND,
SO WE'RE PROBABLY GOING--
611
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:39,166
- OH, DO YOU NEED--
- WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU.
612
00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:41,467
- THEY'RE NOT PAYING
TO FOLD THEIR OWN NAPKINS.
613
00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,233
THEY'RE PAYING US TO DO IT
FOR THEM.
614
00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:45,066
I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR THE TIP.
615
00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:46,266
- ONE MORE TIME.
616
00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,567
- ALL RIGHT, KAT,
WE'LL SEE YOU SHORTLY.
617
00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:52,333
- POTENTIALLY COMMITTING
PROFESSIONAL SUICIDE.
618
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,333
- I'M GOING IN.
619
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,633
- OKAY, GOOD LUCK.
- WHERE ARE THEY?
620
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:07,300
- I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
621
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,600
- MISS GEORGIA HAS INSISTED
THAT I HAVE DINNER WITH THEM
622
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,633
AGAIN THIS EVENING.
623
00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:13,066
THE LAST DINNER
WAS OVER THE TOP.
624
00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,467
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
WHOO-WHOO!
625
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:17,500
[laughter]
626
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,400
- I HOPE THAT SHE KEEPS HER
ASSETS ON THAT SIDE
627
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,433
OF THE TABLE TONIGHT.
628
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:24,367
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
629
00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:26,734
- OH, MY GOD.
630
00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:29,567
- LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
631
00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:32,266
- ALL EYES RIGHT UP HERE.
632
00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:34,066
WHOO-WHOO.
633
00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:36,500
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
FROM THIS AREA.
634
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,667
- CAN I GET YOUR LAST NAME?
- ROSBACH.
635
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,500
- GEORGIA ROSBACH.
636
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,367
- GEORGIA--
- IT'S GOT A LITTLE RING TO IT.
637
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,266
- SO IT'S LIKE GEORGIA--
638
00:26:44,266 --> 00:26:46,467
WHOO-WHOO.
- I MEAN, COME ON.
639
00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:48,600
- YEAH, WHO CARES?
- YAY.
640
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,166
- THANK YOU.
641
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:52,667
- YOU HAVE A GREAT STAFF.
I KNOW YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
642
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:55,400
- WE DON'T HAVE
A COMPLAINT ABOUT ANYONE.
643
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,100
[laughter]
644
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:01,066
- BUT KAT...
- GOOD.
645
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:05,066
- OH, YEAH, THEY REALLY HAVE.
646
00:27:05,066 --> 00:27:07,100
ENJOY.
647
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:09,734
- HURRY BACK.
- OKAY.
648
00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:13,667
- [humming]
649
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:16,033
- OH, MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED.
650
00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:20,166
- WE ARE SO LUCKY
THAT OUR FIRST CHARTER GUESTS
651
00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:22,767
ARE SO NICE.
652
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,200
- DID YOU WAIT TABLES
OR BARTEND WHEN YOU WERE,
653
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,000
LIKE, IN COLLEGE OR WHATEVER?
654
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,066
THERE IS THE KISS OF DEATH,
THE VERBAL TIP.
655
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,266
WHENEVER SOMEBODY'S
A LITTLE TOO COMPLIMENTARY,
656
00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:36,333
A LITTLE TOO NICE,
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
657
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:38,100
I DON'T WANT YOUR KIND WORDS.
658
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:41,133
KIND WORDS DON'T BUY ME
PURSES AND SUNGLASSES.
659
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:44,066
TALK IS CHEAP.
BERKINS ARE NOT.
660
00:27:44,066 --> 00:27:45,567
- THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING.
661
00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:49,300
- IT MIGHT BE--
- I'M HOPING YOU'RE WRONG.
662
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,433
- ME TOO.
663
00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:55,533
- LAST NIGHT KATHLEEN CAME IN
FROM--
664
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,433
- OUR ROOM DID--OH, NO.
665
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:58,467
SHE WAS--
- I KNOW.
666
00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:00,066
I HEARD SOME OF IT.
667
00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:02,567
BUT SHE GOES, "THEY TOTALLY
HAVE A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER."
668
00:28:02,567 --> 00:28:04,266
- WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS,
BUT NO CRUSH.
669
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,367
- LOOK AT YOU BLUSHING.
670
00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:06,767
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE
CALLING ME OUT.
671
00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:08,033
[bleep].
672
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:10,433
YOU'RE TOTALLY BLUSHING.
NEVER.
673
00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:12,600
NEVER, NEVER.
- OH, MY GOD.
674
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,667
- I'M NOT BLUSHING.
- SITTING IN A TREE.
675
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,567
I DON'T KNOW IF KELLEY AND
JENNICE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP,
676
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:22,000
BUT I AM REALLY PARTICULAR
ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIENDS.
677
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,400
BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
678
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,734
- WE'RE ADULTS NOW TOO.
679
00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:29,000
LIKE, RELEARNING HOW
EACH OTHER IS AS AN ADULT
680
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,166
LIVING TOGETHER.
681
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,667
- THE LAST TIME
I, LIKE, REALLY SPENT, LIKE,
682
00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:34,000
QUALITY TIME, LIKE,
ME AND MY SISTER BONDING,
683
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
WAS 12 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS,
LIKE, DRIVING ME TO SCHOOL
684
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,200
EVERY DAY BEFORE
SHE LEFT FOR COLLEGE.
685
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,734
AND THAT WAS HARD FOR ME.
686
00:28:40,734 --> 00:28:42,600
I'M JUST TRYING TO, LIKE--
[farts]
687
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,467
- DID YOU POOT?
- NO.
688
00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:47,500
- OH, MY GOSH, KELLEY.
THAT IS SO RANK.
689
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,000
SERIOUSLY, I'M ABOUT
TO GO TO BED.
690
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,567
OH, GOSH!
[laughter]
691
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,400
[laughter]
- OKAY.
692
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,734
[screaming]
- [gasps]
693
00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:00,767
- WHO WAS THAT?
694
00:29:00,767 --> 00:29:03,700
- OH, MY GOD.
[indistinct chatter]
695
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,100
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
696
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,066
MOVE AWAY, PLEASE.
- OH, GOD!
697
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,500
- ANDREW.
EDDIE.
698
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,400
ONE OF THE CHARTER GUESTS
LOVES CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
699
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,133
PLEASE MAKE SOME.
700
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:19,100
[knock on door]
- HEY, BEN.
701
00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,500
- YEAH?
702
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,000
HELLO?
703
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,100
- HEY, BEN.
704
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,533
- YEAH, WHO'S THAT?
COME IN.
705
00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:34,767
- HEY, BRO.
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.
706
00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:36,367
- SURE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
707
00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:38,600
- SOME GUEST IS REQUESTING
THAT THEY HAVE
708
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,767
SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
FOR LIKE A SNACK TONIGHT.
709
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,100
- THAT'S FINE.
710
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,166
- OH, I FEEL LIKE I FEEL BETTER
AT THIS POINT.
711
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,767
I WORKED MYSELF UP SO MUCH,
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW--
712
00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,166
- WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER
IF I PUNCHED YOU?
713
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,200
- I THINK I WOULD.
714
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,400
- IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE,
RIGHT?
715
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:00,333
- PUNCH MY HAND.
716
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,667
THAT COULD'VE BEEN MY FACE.
- [chuckles]
717
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,000
ALL RIGHT, I'M UP.
718
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,266
- THANKS AGAIN,
FOR NOT PUNCHING ME IN MY NOSE.
719
00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:08,200
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
720
00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:19,133
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
721
00:30:19,133 --> 00:30:20,533
- WE ARE UP AND LOCKED.
722
00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,133
- OKAY, WE'RE OUT OF HERE, GANG.
723
00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:31,266
- I HAD WASHED A BLACK SKIRT
AND PAIR OF JEANS
724
00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:32,400
THAT WERE IN THE DRYER.
725
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,567
- EVERYTHING I TOOK OUT
OF THAT DRYER WAS WHITE.
726
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,033
- KAT AND I, LIKE, IT'S BEEN
INTERESTING GETTING BACK
727
00:30:37,033 --> 00:30:38,166
TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER.
728
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:41,033
I FORGET HOW REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
WE WERE.
729
00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:44,266
IT'S HARD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE HOW FAR APART
730
00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:46,667
WE GOT AND HOW AWKWARD
IT GOT BETWEEN US.
731
00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:50,400
OKAY, WELL,
IT WAS MY BLACK SKIRT FOR TODAY.
732
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,166
JUST STUFF WAS
IN THE SAME DRYER.
733
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:54,400
- I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANY LAUNDRY.
734
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,166
- ALL RIGHT, LOCK THAT IN.
735
00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:06,433
LOCK IT IN, ANDREW.
736
00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:08,333
TAKE A WRAP ON IT.
737
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,300
- HEY?
- TAKE A WRAP.
738
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,433
- TAKE A WRAP?
- TAKE A WRAP.
739
00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,166
YOU CAN'T HOLD IT.
740
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:18,000
LET'S TIGHTEN UP
ON THOSE SPRINGS.
741
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,734
- [bleep].
742
00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:23,100
- LET'S GET AN ASSIST UP HERE
743
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:27,066
ON THE FORWARD SPRING LINE
WITH ANDREW.
744
00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:28,333
- I CAN'T GET TO THE BLUE.
745
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,667
IT'S LIKE A--
- WELL, THE BLUE MIGHT
746
00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:31,300
NOT BE RIGHT
'CAUSE THERE'S DIFFERENT LINES.
747
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,734
LET GO.
LET GO.
748
00:31:32,734 --> 00:31:34,734
LET GO.
749
00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:41,333
- ALL RIGHT, THOSE ARE SET.
750
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,500
- ROGER THAT.
THANK YOU.
751
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,567
- THIS IS BASIC DECKHAND
STUFF HERE.
752
00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:48,200
HE SHOULD KNOW THIS.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
753
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,667
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT
WITH THIS GUY.
754
00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:51,333
- HOW SMOOTH DO YOU THINK
THAT WENT?
755
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,066
- THAT WAS ABOUT AS SMOOTH
AS SANDPAPER.
756
00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,100
- A LITTLE ROUGH, RIGHT?
757
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,367
I THOUGHT SO.
- A LITTLE ROUGH?
758
00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,433
THAT [bleep] SUCKED.
- THAT WAS PRETTY BRUTAL.
759
00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:03,767
- I'M SO READY FOR THIS CHARTER
TO BE OVER.
760
00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:05,300
ARE WE GOING TO DRINK
WINE TONIGHT?
761
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,767
- WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
GOING ON TOMORROW GUEST-WISE.
762
00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:10,100
THERE'S NO REASON
WHY WE CAN'T GO OUT.
763
00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,533
- THERE'S OUR GROUP.
764
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,734
- WE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE Y'ALL.
765
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,533
ONE MORE DRINK.
766
00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,533
CHEERS, Y'ALL.
- THANK YOU.
767
00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:23,433
- WE HAD A BALL.
- WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU GUYS.
768
00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:25,200
- IT'S THE BEST VACATION
WE'VE EVER HAD.
769
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,567
- THIS SEASON IS STARTING OFF
AMAZING.
770
00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:30,633
WE PULLED OFF THIS GREAT
FIRST CHARTER AND HOPEFULLY
771
00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:34,367
IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO UP
FROM HERE.
772
00:32:34,367 --> 00:32:38,200
- THERE ARE NO WORDS.
773
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,600
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO.
774
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,033
- OH, THANK YOU.
775
00:32:41,033 --> 00:32:43,266
IT WAS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE
HAVING YOU ONBOARD.
776
00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:46,100
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
777
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,166
- THANK YOU.
- CHEERS.
778
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,400
- THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN,
Y'ALL.
779
00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:53,000
- ATTENTION ALL CREW.
780
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,433
I NEED EVERYBODY DOWN
IN THE CREW MESS ASAP.
781
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,033
- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE TIP.
782
00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:06,633
I REALLY HOPE
IT'S JUST NOT VERBAL.
783
00:33:06,633 --> 00:33:09,567
- SO, HOW DID YOU GUYS THINK
THE CHARTER WENT?
784
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:13,233
- GREAT.
785
00:33:13,233 --> 00:33:15,700
- JENNICE, YOU'RE NO LONGER
THE JUNIOR DECKHAND
786
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,400
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
787
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,033
ALL IN ALL, I THINK THE CHARTER
WENT REALLY, REALLY WELL.
788
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:24,667
I DO HAVE A COUPLE OF AREAS
THAT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON.
789
00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:27,667
AND I THINK--
790
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:33,166
15 LARGE TO SPLIT UP.
all: OH!
791
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:36,000
- BLOW OFF SOME STEAM?
792
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,133
FAIR ENOUGH?
793
00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:41,700
- THEY LEFT US $15,000.
794
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,567
HEY!
FIRST CHARTER.
795
00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:46,033
BOOM!
796
00:33:46,033 --> 00:33:48,300
- $1,300 EACH.
AMAZING.
797
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:51,333
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOOKED
AT THIS MUCH MONEY AT ONE TIME.
798
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:53,033
- THANK YOU.
- LADIES.
799
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:56,567
- I COMPLETELY MISJUDGED
GEORGIA AND HER FRIENDS.
800
00:33:56,567 --> 00:34:00,433
NOT ONLY WERE THEY KIND
AND SWEET AND COMPLIMENTARY,
801
00:34:00,433 --> 00:34:05,467
BUT THEY ALSO TIPPED US
QUITE GENEROUSLY.
802
00:34:05,467 --> 00:34:08,667
- KELLEY, THANK YOU, SIR.
NICELY DONE.
803
00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:10,467
EDDIE, GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU.
804
00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,100
- THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.
805
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,567
AND I'M OUT OF HERE.
806
00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:17,767
- DON'T GO RUNNING OFF, EDDIE,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY.
807
00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:22,033
MY POLICY ON TIPS,
EVERYBODY GETS AN EQUAL SHARE
808
00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:25,166
AND IF YOU DON'T DESERVE
AN EQUAL SHARE,
809
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,200
YOU ALSO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING
EXTRA IN YOUR PAY ENVELOPE
810
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,533
ALONG WITH YOUR EQUAL SHARE
811
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:31,200
AND THAT'S A ONE-WAY
PLANE TICKET OUT OF HERE.
812
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,300
SO, ANDREW, TAKE THAT TO HEART.
- YOU'RE SCARING ME, SIR.
813
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,700
- YOU WERE CLOSE.
- UGH.
814
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:44,300
- ANDREW.
- THANK YOU, SIR.
815
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,533
- THINK ABOUT IT.
816
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,533
- YES, THAT'S ALL I'M THINKING
ABOUT RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY.
817
00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:49,100
- ALL RIGHT.
818
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,467
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE
MENTIONING THAT EVER AGAIN.
819
00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,400
- ANDREW GOT THE SAME AMOUNT
OF TIP?
820
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,066
- THAT WAS BULL[bleep] ,
ABSOLUTE BULL[bleep].
821
00:34:56,066 --> 00:34:58,700
- AND TO SEE HIM JUST SMUGLY
ACCEPT IT,
822
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,633
HAVING DONE [bleep] ALL,
823
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:05,100
IT PISSED ME OFF
AND IT PISSED EVERYONE ELSE OFF.
824
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,333
AND I'M DAMNED
IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
825
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:08,433
- GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
826
00:35:08,433 --> 00:35:10,467
- WHOO!
GOOD JOB, TEAM!
827
00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:12,100
- LET'S GO AHEAD
AND KNOCK SOME STUFF OUT
828
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,767
THIS AFTERNOON,
GET AS MUCH BUTTONED UP
829
00:35:13,767 --> 00:35:15,333
AS WE CAN.
830
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:18,300
YOU GUYS CAN HAVE A LITTLE
TIME TO YOURSELVES THIS EVENING.
831
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:21,467
YOU GO BACK AND--FAIR ENOUGH?
[all cheering]
832
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,300
- WHOO, I'M ALL PUMPED UP.
833
00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:31,000
- DUDE, AFTER
THIS FIRST CHARTER, MAN, I--
834
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,400
- NO, NOW YOU'VE GOT A TASTE
OF THE MONEY--
835
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,266
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT
SERIOUSLY NOW?
836
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:38,100
IF YOU HAVE
A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC,
837
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,333
IT'S FORGIVABLE.
838
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,333
BUT YOU'VE SHOWED SIGNS
OF NOT HAVING
839
00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:45,200
A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC,
AND THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE.
840
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,333
ANDREW IS A BIG [bleep]-UP
AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED.
841
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,500
YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TIP.
842
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,667
SO BASICALLY YOU HAVE MAKING UP
TO DO, RIGHT?
843
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:52,767
- YES.
YES, OF COURSE.
844
00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:54,266
- SO, BASICALLY,
YOU OWE US LABOR,
845
00:35:54,266 --> 00:35:55,266
RIGHT?
- YES, YES.
846
00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:56,667
- OKAY.
GOOD.
847
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,266
SO GO AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF
INSTEAD OF STANDING IN HERE.
848
00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:01,300
BECAUSE THEN SOMEONE ELSE
WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR YOU.
849
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,500
- YEAH.
850
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,233
NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A DICK,
BUT OKAY.
851
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,033
- I KIND OF WANT TO RUN OVER
TO THAT BEACH.
852
00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:11,233
- LET'S DO IT.
853
00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:13,133
- ONE FOOT OFF THE BOAT,
TWO FEET ON THE BEACH.
854
00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:15,600
- KAT'S BEEN SO NEGATIVE,
AND AS HER CHIEF STEW,
855
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,400
I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE
IT'S MY JOB TO, LIKE,
856
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,600
SNAP HER OUT OF IT.
857
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,734
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A PERSONAL CHALLENGE.
858
00:36:19,734 --> 00:36:21,166
LIKE, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE MY FRIEND.
859
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,166
I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN
AND CHILL OUT.
860
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,266
- YEAH, I'D LOVE THAT.
861
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,300
- TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
BUT WORK.
862
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,100
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KAT.
BECAUSE, HONESTLY--
863
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,433
- WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT KAT.
864
00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:34,667
KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR.
865
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,300
- NO.
866
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,166
- KAT COMES
FROM AN AMAZING FAMILY,
867
00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,700
COLLEGE DEGREE.
868
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,300
- I ONLY GOT MY COLLEGE DEGREE
BECAUSE MY PARENTS
869
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,700
WOULD REALLY LIKE IT.
870
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,567
BUT DURING COLLEGE I GOT
THIS JOB AND I HAD THIS BOSS
871
00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:51,200
WHO, LIKE, LOVED ME.
I WAS HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
872
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,500
SHE HAD A SUGAR DADDY.
873
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:57,433
I WALK IN TO MY COMPUTER,
MANOLO BLAHNIK SHOE BOX.
874
00:36:57,433 --> 00:37:01,066
EVERY DAY
AFTER THAT I GOT A NEW PRESENT,
875
00:37:01,066 --> 00:37:02,467
WHICH WAS FUN.
876
00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:04,200
- THE GIRL WAS GIVING YOU
THE PRESENTS?
877
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,200
- SHE WAS LIKE 38,
REDHEADED AND--
878
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,467
- WAS SHE A LESBIAN?
879
00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:09,133
- ISH, BUT NOT WITH ME.
880
00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:13,667
- KATE HAD A SUGAR MAMA,
WHO HAD A SUGAR DADDY,
881
00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:18,133
SO NOW KATE ESSENTIALLY
HAS A SUGAR GRANDPA.
882
00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:20,367
I'M THINKING,
ALL SHE WANTS IS A SUGAR DADDY.
883
00:37:20,367 --> 00:37:23,600
- SHE REALLY WAS PSYCHO,
SO I LEFT.
884
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,133
GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE.
885
00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:27,467
I WAS, LIKE, "I'M SPOILED.
I'M DRIVING A JAGUAR.
886
00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:28,667
I'M A SPOILED BRAT."
887
00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:30,734
I WAS, LIKE,
"MAYBE I'LL TRY YACHTING.
888
00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:32,767
"I'LL PROBABLY END UP DATING,
LIKE,
889
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,367
AN OWNER'S SON OR SOMETHING."
890
00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:38,000
- YEAH, THAT'S REALLY SHALLOW.
- I WAS.
891
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,100
I DID NOT KNOW
WHAT HARD WORK WAS.
892
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,133
ALL I'D EVER DONE WAS,
LIKE, COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
893
00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:46,667
HE JUST GAVE ME $100 FOR
DELIVERING ONE BOTTLE, YAY!
894
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,500
YOU THINK I LOVE
CLEANING TOILETS?
895
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,667
NO.
BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND
896
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:52,367
SOMETHING THAT LETS ME TRAVEL
THE WORLD,
897
00:37:52,367 --> 00:37:55,300
MAKE TONS OF MONEY,
RUB ELBOWS WITH CELEBRITIES
898
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,600
AND BILLIONAIRES.
899
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,734
IT'S JUST--
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT.
900
00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:03,300
I LIKE YACHTING
BUT IT'S JUST SO EXHAUSTING.
901
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,767
- WHAT SHIRT?
902
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:10,500
- UGH.
903
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,667
- I'VE GOT TAPE FOR YOU.
904
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,000
- OKAY, PERFECT.
905
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,400
- NO MATTER WHAT,
WE STILL LOOK HOTTER
906
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,533
THAN WE DO WHEN WE WAKE UP
AND CLEAN TOILETS.
907
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,066
SO LET'S JUST GO.
908
00:38:18,066 --> 00:38:19,567
- CAN YOU PUT THIS ON FOR ME?
- SURE.
909
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:27,400
- HERE'S TO AN AMAZING
FIRST CHARTER.
910
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,667
HERE WE GO.
911
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,200
all: CHEERS!
- HERE'S TO A GREAT SEASON.
912
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,667
- WHOO!
- YEAH!
913
00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:33,533
- YEAH, DRINK.
914
00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:35,400
- I'M GONNA DRINK.
915
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,033
- I LOVE IT WHEN YOU
HAVE SIBLINGS ON THE BOAT.
916
00:38:37,033 --> 00:38:38,667
I THINK THAT'S AWESOME.
- I DO TOO.
917
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,266
- I LOVE THAT.
918
00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:43,033
- SO, EDDIE, SINCE I WAS 14,
WE'VE ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER,
919
00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:45,300
LIKE, A FEW DAYS AT A TIME.
- WHY IS THAT?
920
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,100
- SHE WENT TO COLLEGE
AND THEN I WENT
921
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,633
TO THE MARINE CORPS,
922
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:51,133
AND THEN I GOT HERE
AND SHE WAS WORKING ON BOATS.
923
00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:52,567
- THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL, THEN.
924
00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:55,400
THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO COME OUT
HERE AND, LIKE, SPEND THESE SIX,
925
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,200
SEVEN WEEKS, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER.
926
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,633
- HE'S BEEN REALLY HELPING ME.
927
00:38:58,633 --> 00:39:00,300
LIKE, BECAUSE WE'VE HAD
A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON
928
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,433
IN THE INSIDE.
929
00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:02,500
- ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
ABOUT
930
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,500
HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
931
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,500
YOU GUYS--YOU TWO.
932
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,633
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN--
933
00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:08,433
- KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT
TOGETHER.
934
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:09,467
- WHERE?
935
00:39:09,467 --> 00:39:12,033
- WE MET IN ARUBA.
- YEAH.
936
00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:16,433
IT WAS NICE.
YEAH.
937
00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:19,400
- AH, CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
938
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,233
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL?
939
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:27,734
- ME AND AMY HIT IT OFF
RIGHT AWAY.
940
00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:31,567
WE COULD TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
941
00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:33,467
GOOD TIMES.
942
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,100
- AH, NOTHING, NOTHING
TO SAY ABOUT IT?
943
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,467
NO FUNNY STORIES?
WHAT HAPPENED?
944
00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:43,734
THAT'S A RED FLAG.
LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
945
00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:59,567
- I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE
A CIGARETTE.
946
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:02,200
WITH MY CAT.
947
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,266
- IT'S, LIKE,
REALLY PEACEFUL HERE, HUH?
948
00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:15,567
- YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES
THIS ALL THAT MUCH BETTER,
949
00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:17,633
IS THAT I'M GETTING
TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SISTER.
950
00:40:17,633 --> 00:40:20,133
I, LIKE, LITERALLY--
- AWW.
951
00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:21,500
I KNOW.
952
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,700
- I HAVEN'T--WE HAVEN'T SPENT
TIME WITH EACH OTHER
953
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,367
SINCE WE WERE--
- I KNOW.
954
00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:30,033
- GOD.
- OH, DON'T CRY, KELLEY.
955
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,133
DON'T CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.
956
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:40,767
KELLEY.
957
00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:43,233
I'M, LIKE, SO THANKFUL
TO HAVE YOU IN THIS EXPERIENCE,
958
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:47,100
LIKE SOMEONE I CAN COMPLETELY
150% COUNT ON,
959
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:51,233
AND I HATE THAT I WAS NOT THERE
FOR YOU.
960
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,000
I COULD'VE REALLY HELPED YOU
THROUGH,
961
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,567
LIKE, MOM AND DAD'S DIVORCE AND,
LIKE, ALL THAT, YOU KNOW?
962
00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:59,133
- DON'T REGRET ANYTHING.
- I KNOW.
963
00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:02,266
- YOU'VE MADE IT UP
TEN TIMES SINCE THEN.
964
00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:03,667
MY SISTER CARES FOR ME.
965
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:08,600
IT, UH, DOES THIS TO ME...
966
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:13,233
BECAUSE I MISS MY SISTER
A LOT AND--
967
00:41:17,033 --> 00:41:19,166
I JUST LOVE YOU,
EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.
968
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:22,000
- AWW, SERIOUSLY.
I LOVE YOU.
969
00:41:24,767 --> 00:41:26,533
- YAY.
970
00:41:26,533 --> 00:41:28,700
- GREAT [bleep] JOB.
GREAT JOB.
971
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,066
- COME HERE.
- UGH.
972
00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:35,000
- I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO HOME
IF I GO OUT.
973
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
OKAY?
YOU'RE COMING OUT WITH ME.
974
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,533
- ALL RIGHT, LOVE.
- THANKS.
975
00:41:38,533 --> 00:41:39,700
- ALL RIGHT,
I'LL DO THE KICKING.
976
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,033
- OKAY.
977
00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:44,667
WE'RE GOING TO BREAK
THIS SWING.
978
00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,567
- OH, NO!
- [bleep]!
979
00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,300
- OH, [bleep]!
980
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,700
- WHO WAS THAT?
981
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,734
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- [bleep]!
982
00:41:51,734 --> 00:41:54,400
- OH, GOD!
- [bleep]!
983
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000
- HEY BUDDY, WAIT HERE.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
984
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,700
HEY, HEY, HEY.
- IS THAT MY BROTHER?
985
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,066
OH, MY GOD.
986
00:42:01,066 --> 00:42:03,000
- MOVE AWAY, PLEASE.
987
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,600
- OH, GOD.
KELLEY!
988
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,233
- NEXT TIME, ON BELOW DECK...
989
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:10,066
- KELLEY HIT HIS HEAD.
HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.
990
00:42:10,066 --> 00:42:12,433
DO YOU HAVE A REPLACEMENT?
- DO WE NEED A REPLACEMENT?
991
00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:14,633
- THAT'S PRETTY
[bleep] IGNORANT.
992
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,700
- ANY "BITCH WORK"
WILL FALL ON ME.
993
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,734
- WHAT YOU JUST SAID
WAS DEROGATORY TOWARDS WOMEN.
994
00:42:18,734 --> 00:42:21,200
- YOU'RE MORE OF A MAN
THAN I AM IN THIS JOB.
995
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,066
- I'M MORE OF A DECKHAND
THAN HE IS.
996
00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:26,066
- CHEERS.
- CHEERS, LOVE.
997
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:31,467
- KAT AND I DID HAVE A LITTLE
THING AND IT'S A REALLY
998
00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:36,200
AWKWARD SITUATION BECAUSE
WE BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.
999
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,600
- I'M OUT OF CONTROL!
1000
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,200
- I'M LOOKING AT ALL THESE
CALIFORNIA AUGMENTED WOMEN
1001
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,633
RELIVING THEIR GLORY YEARS.
1002
00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:44,433
- I WOULD LIKE KETEL
WITH LITTLE STRAWBERRIES
1003
00:42:44,433 --> 00:42:46,467
AND A LITTLE, MAYBE,
LAVENDER SYRUP.
1004
00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:48,066
- COULD I GET
A HARVEY WALLBANGER?
1005
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,500
- SURE.
- A MOJITO FOR ME.
1006
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,734
- YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER.
1007
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,033
I'LL THROW SOME [bleep]
IN A CUP.
1008
00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,433
AND A BENDY STRAW.
1009
00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:56,467
I THINK THE BRUNETTE LADY
IS A LITTLE HIGH MAINTENANCE.
1010
00:42:56,467 --> 00:43:00,166
- I HATE TO DO THIS,
BUT IT IS WEIGHING ON ME.
1011
00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:06,233
- FOR MORE BELOW DECK,
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
75101
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