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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,033 - PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK... 2 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,166 - I'VE GOT FIVE NEW CREW MEMBERS. 3 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:08,633 KATE. 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,667 I HAVE NEVER, EVER HAD A CHIEF STEW WALK 5 00:00:10,667 --> 00:00:12,333 DOWN THE DOCK LOOKING LIKE YOU LOOK. 6 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:15,233 I MEAN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CHARTERED THE BOAT. 7 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:18,767 - [bleep]. 8 00:00:18,767 --> 00:00:21,333 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. THAT IS A DIRTY BOAT. 9 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,133 - [bleep]. WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO. 10 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:26,033 - MY BOYFRIEND IS SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES 11 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:27,567 AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW, 12 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:32,133 AND KELLY WITHOUT A SHIRT ON IS THREE FEET AWAY. 13 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,433 OOH-RAH, HOMEY. 14 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:38,600 - DO I MAKE YOU HORNY? [laughs] 15 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,767 - ANDREW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE THINKS HE'S DOING. 16 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:42,200 I DON'T THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,500 I THINK IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL. 18 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,033 [laughter] 19 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:47,367 - QUITE THE SETUP. 20 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:49,300 - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOREVER, AND HERE WE ARE SHARING 21 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,000 A TUNA CAN OF A ROOM TOGETHER. 22 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,033 - AMY AND I USED TO BE REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS, 23 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:56,066 BUT THERE WAS A FALLING OUT THAT I WASN'T INFORMED ABOUT, 24 00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:58,734 SO I'M NOT SURE WHERE WE STAND NOW. 25 00:00:58,734 --> 00:01:01,266 - WHEN I'D RUN INTO YOU IN FORT LAUDERDALE, 26 00:01:01,266 --> 00:01:03,333 YOU WERE KIND OF STANDOFFISH. - NO. 27 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,600 - BULL[bleep]. 28 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,033 SHE'S MAKING THINGS AWKWARD BETWEEN US. 29 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,266 - I'M BUSTING MY ASS ALL DAY. 30 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:09,333 - NO, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND CHITCHATTING. 31 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,033 - YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 32 00:01:11,033 --> 00:01:13,266 - DON'T GET A [bleep] ATTITUDE, 'CAUSE THEN IT WILL GET BAD. 33 00:01:13,266 --> 00:01:16,266 - ANDREW'S PORTHOLE WAS LEFT OPEN WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING. 34 00:01:16,266 --> 00:01:18,400 - YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME, ANDREW. 35 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,066 - I'M SCARED TOO. 36 00:01:21,066 --> 00:01:24,066 [upbeat music] 37 00:01:24,066 --> 00:01:32,066 ♪♪ ♪♪ 38 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:40,767 - ANDREW AND EDDIE'S PORTHOLE WAS LEFT OPEN 39 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,300 WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING. 40 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,700 THERE'S SALTWATER ALL OVER THE BATHROOM. 41 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,633 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 42 00:01:46,633 --> 00:01:48,767 - [bleep]. GO GET A WET VAC. 43 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:51,100 GET THIS [bleep] SUCKED UP. 44 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:54,100 FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER. 45 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,500 I WANT HIM ON HIS [bleep] HANDS AND KNEES DOING THAT. 46 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:59,233 - YEAH, YOU GOT IT. 47 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,166 - I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT RIGHT NOW. 48 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:06,734 NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER OPENED A PORTHOLE ON A BOAT. 49 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,100 IT'S BEEN IN REVERSE THE WHOLE TIME. 50 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,200 THE FRICKEN-- [indistinct] 51 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:38,066 - HOLD ON, BABY! 52 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:39,433 - YOU HAVE THREE SISTERS, DON'T YOU? 53 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:40,467 - TWO. 54 00:02:40,467 --> 00:02:42,734 - ALWAYS WANTED A "SISTAH." - AWW. 55 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:44,500 - I MADE KELLEY MY SISTER. 56 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,133 I PUT MAKEUP AND, LIKE, CURLERS IN HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME. 57 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:48,567 - THAT'S FUNNY. 58 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:51,300 - ON A YACHT, YOU GET TO KNOW YOUR CREW MEMBERS SO WELL. 59 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:54,467 SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS, 60 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:56,734 I ALMOST FEEL SOME OF THEM ARE ALREADY LIKE FAMILY. 61 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:59,633 YOU KNOW, KELLEY AND I, WE WERE ALL WE HAD FOR A WHILE. 62 00:02:59,633 --> 00:03:03,667 - REALLY? - AND, LIKE... 63 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,667 MY DAD HAD HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS AND LEFT, 64 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:08,567 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MY MOM WAS LIKE AN EMOTIONAL WRECK 65 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:10,266 AND DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED FOR DAYS. 66 00:03:10,266 --> 00:03:11,600 - WOW, REALLY? 67 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,033 - THEY HAD BEEN SUCH A CONSTANT AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING 68 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:19,033 HOW MUCH IT WENT FROM, LIKE, GOOD TO BAD WITH THEM. 69 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,200 GROWING UP THEY WERE OUR EVERYTHING, 70 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,266 AND WHEN THEY SPLIT UP, MY WORLD WAS GONE. 71 00:03:25,266 --> 00:03:28,367 FOR KIDS, YOUR IDENTITY IS LIKE THE FAMILY. 72 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:31,467 AND WHEN THAT'S GONE, IT'S LIKE, WHO AM I? 73 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:33,600 - HOW OLD WERE YOU THEN? - 17. 74 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,133 - OH, THAT'S AN AWFUL TIME. 75 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,100 - BUT AT LEAST I HAD A CAR, BECAUSE I TOOK KELLEY 76 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,200 AND I TO SCHOOL, AND, LIKE, PICKED HIM UP. 77 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,467 KELLEY AND I COULD RELY ON EACH OTHER. 78 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:43,700 THAT IS WHY WE ARE AS CLOSE AS WE ARE. 79 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,500 AND, NOW, IT HAS BEEN TEN-PLUS YEARS 80 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,500 THAT WE'VE EVEN LIVED TOGETHER. - REALLY? 81 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,333 - BUT I THINK I HAD TO GET OUT OF TEXAS 82 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,200 TO REALLY FIGURE OUT WHO I AM. 83 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,667 KELLEY AND I HAVE BOTH CHANGED A LOT 84 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,367 SINCE WE'VE LIVED UNDER THE SAME ROOF. 85 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:58,166 BUT WE HAVE BOTH MANAGED TO SEE THAT THERE IS A MUCH BIGGER 86 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:00,000 WORLD OUT THERE THAN SMALL-TOWN TEXAS, 87 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,433 AND I'M REALLY THANKFUL FOR THAT. 88 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,367 - HE'S SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 89 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:05,400 - OH, I FEEL SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM. 90 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,333 I REALLY DO. 91 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,767 - WOULD YOU GIRLS LIKE ANYTHING? SNACKS OR-- 92 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,233 - NO, GOSH. - YOU'RE OKAY FOR THE MOMENT? 93 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:14,467 - WHAT WE WANT IS SOME BEEFCAKES UP HERE, 94 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:16,333 IF YOU GOT ONE OR TWO HANGING OUT. 95 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:17,633 - BEEFCAKES? - YEAH. 96 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,500 - I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW, I'LL RADIO BEN 97 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:23,367 AND I CAN GET THAT UP ON A PLATE FOR HER RIGHT AWAY. 98 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,667 - SOME GOOD-LOOKING GUYS. THE GUYS ARE GONE. 99 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,266 WE WANT GEISHA BOYS TO WAIT ON US. 100 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,500 - OKAY, SO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU-- 101 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,333 LIKE, ORDER SOME MEN? 102 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,367 - WE DON'T WANT YOU TO IMPORT THEM IN. 103 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:39,633 - I'VE NEVER HAD A REQUEST LIKE THIS. 104 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:42,667 ANDREW, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO COME TO THE STEW PANTRY? 105 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:45,300 BUT I'VE NEVER HAD AN ANDREW EITHER. 106 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,166 IT'S JUST THE LADIES ON THE SUN DECK. 107 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,767 THEY JUST WANT TO KIND OF CELEBRATE, 108 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:52,033 LIKE, THE WHOLE CABANA BOY THEME, 109 00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:53,400 YOU KNOW? - OKAY, OKAY. 110 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,166 - SO DO YOU HAVE ANY SMALL POLOS AND SMALL T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE? 111 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,033 ANDREW'S GOING TO COME DOWN AND CHANGE. 112 00:04:58,033 --> 00:05:01,033 - MY DECKHAND SKILLS, I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO ON THAT. 113 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,767 BUT THIS IS ONE OF MY STRONG SUITS 114 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:05,433 AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT I CAN BRING THIS TO THE TABLE. 115 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:09,500 - WE NEED SOME STRIPPER MUSIC OR SOMETHING. 116 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,667 - IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN GET A LITTLE BIT 117 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,734 OF STRIPPER MUSIC FOR THIS? 118 00:05:12,734 --> 00:05:16,533 I MEAN, RESPECTABLE DANCER MUSIC FOR THIS? 119 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,700 - OH, BOY. - GIVE Y'ALL A MIX OF MONEY. 120 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,533 - AWW. [laughter] 121 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:24,533 - LADIES. all: WHOO! 122 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:29,133 - THIS FOR ME? 123 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,000 - SEE THAT POLE? - OH, YES. 124 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,600 - WHY DON'T YOU START BY GETTING UP THERE? 125 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,033 - WHOO! 126 00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:39,066 - TAKE A VIDEO. [all cheering] 127 00:05:39,066 --> 00:05:40,500 RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! 128 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,367 - ANDREW LOVES THAT ATTENTION. HE EATS IT UP, 129 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:45,066 AND THAT'S WHY WE THREW HIM TO THE WOLVES. 130 00:05:45,066 --> 00:05:46,400 [cheering] 131 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,433 - GOOD JOB. - GOOD JOB. 132 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,033 - HE'S A MORON. 133 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:56,033 - THAT WAS WORTH AT LEAST $50. GOOD JOB. 134 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,600 - WHOO! - OH, MY PAYMENT. 135 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,600 - THERE YOU GO. 136 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,333 - COME IN. 137 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,200 - HOW ARE YOU? - MY LOVE. 138 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,367 - HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD. 139 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,033 - IT SEEMS LIKE-- - WELCOME TO MY LAIR. 140 00:06:10,033 --> 00:06:12,333 - I KNOW. I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN HERE. 141 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,367 IT'S WICKED. WHAT DO YOU DO 142 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:15,400 WITH ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE? 143 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,233 YOU SHOULD, LIKE, RUN A GYM OR SOMETHING. 144 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:22,133 KAT WAS ADORABLY AWFUL ON MOTOR YACHT HONOR. 145 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,500 - WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO? 146 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:28,066 - AND I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING ENTERTAINED BY IT. 147 00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:29,633 - YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO KEEP THINGS PROFESSIONAL 148 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,467 RIGHT NOW. - I KNOW, I CAN SEE THAT. 149 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,600 - YOU KNOW, I NEED TO. - ALMOST A LITTLE 150 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,200 TOO PROFESSIONAL. - TOO PROFESSIONAL? 151 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,700 - WELL, I WAS HOPING TO, YOU KNOW, 152 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,033 BREAK THE RULES A LITTLE BIT. 153 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:40,367 - BREAK THE RULES. - BEND THE RULES. 154 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,066 - BEN AND I HAD A HISTORY, BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 155 00:06:43,066 --> 00:06:44,333 HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 156 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:47,200 SO I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP. 157 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,567 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO INVOLVE SEX. 158 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:50,467 THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, 159 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:55,200 AND THE LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE. 160 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,266 SO I'VE JUST GOT TO GET THROUGH THAT TUNNEL 161 00:06:57,266 --> 00:07:00,433 AND DON'T LOOK AROUND. 162 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:02,367 I'M ON GOOD TERMS WITH THE CAPTAIN NOW. 163 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:06,367 SINCE IT'S THE FIRST CHARTER, REALLY TRYING TO, LIKE, 164 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:09,100 GET TO KNOW HOW EVERYONE WORKS, YOU KNOW? 165 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,367 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ANDREW? 166 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:13,100 - ANDREW'S A COMPLETE TOOL. 167 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:18,734 - HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE SHORT BUS. 168 00:07:18,734 --> 00:07:21,233 KATE IS WICKED. - YEAH, SHE REALLY IS. 169 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,100 - AND SHE TALKS TO ME REALLY WELL. 170 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:27,767 AND SHE COULD WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO STROKE A CHEF'S EGO. 171 00:07:27,767 --> 00:07:31,133 - THAT SOUNDS PERVERTED, AND I'M NOT SURE 172 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:33,200 KATE'S REALLY BEN'S TYPE. 173 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,433 - BE COOL, AND I WANT TO SEE THAT SMILE MORE. 174 00:07:35,433 --> 00:07:37,266 - YEAH, OKAY. - YOU LITTLE BUGGER. 175 00:07:37,266 --> 00:07:39,734 - DON'T INTERRUPT ME ON MY BREAK ANYMORE. 176 00:07:39,734 --> 00:07:41,133 - HEY, LADIES. 177 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:42,667 - HELLO. - OH, GIRL! 178 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:45,200 - Y'ALL LOOK SO CUTE IN YOUR PAJAMAS. 179 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,367 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 180 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:47,767 - OH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR Y'ALL. 181 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,000 I DIDN'T REALIZE Y'ALL WERE HAVING A PJ PARTY IN HERE. 182 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,200 THIS WOMAN IS LIKE MY KINDRED SPIRIT. 183 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,633 - ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO. IT'S TIME, SORRY. 184 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:58,300 - SHE'S A WOMAN LIKE I HOPE TO BE AT HER AGE. 185 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,100 I AM FROM TEXAS WHERE THEY WEAR THE RED LIPSTICK, 186 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,166 THE BIG HAIR, SO I'M JUST USED TO POPPING IT ON, YOU KNOW? 187 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,333 - GIRL, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT GOING ON. 188 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,700 - THE BIGGER THE HAIR, THE CLOSER TO GOD. 189 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,200 THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY IN TEXAS. 190 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,533 - EDDIE, EDDIE. LEE. 191 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,000 - HEY. 192 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,200 - YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR ANCHOR SCHEDULE LOOK LIKE? 193 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,300 - I'M ON ANCHOR WATCH UNTIL 7:00. 194 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,700 ANCHOR WATCH CAN BE A VERY TOUGH SHIFT, 195 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,200 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT, LIKE, 196 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,667 GOING TO SLEEP WHEN YOU NEED TO. 197 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,133 IF YOU'RE AN ANTSY PERSON, YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT SLEEPING 198 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:27,033 DURING THE DAY, YOU KNOW, IT CAN BE TOUGH BECAUSE 199 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:28,433 YOU'RE GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT. 200 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,567 SO, YEAH, IT'S A PAIN, BUT THAT'S PART OF THE JOB. 201 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:35,500 - CRAMP, CRAMP. - WHERE? 202 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:39,433 - MY BICEP. 203 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:45,300 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STRETCH OUT A BICEP, TRUTHFULLY. 204 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,533 - YOU'RE, LIKE, "OH, OH." - NO, IT'S JUST-- 205 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:49,233 - "I'VE GOT TO STRETCH OUT MY BICEPS. 206 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:51,266 I'M GETTING--" - "DID YOU SEE MY BEACH BALL? 207 00:08:51,266 --> 00:08:54,000 DID IT GO THAT WAY OR THAT WAY?" 208 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,500 - KELLEY'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIECE OF MEAT. 209 00:08:56,500 --> 00:09:00,467 I HAVE TO GET AN M&M. 210 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:02,567 OH, GOD. 211 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,767 - OH, THE ONLY THING I WISH I HAD RIGHT NOW IS MY DOG. 212 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,333 MY DOG COULD FIT, LIKE, PERFECTLY RIGHT HERE 213 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:10,333 AND I WOULD JUST HOLD HIM AND PASS THE [bleep] OUT. 214 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,000 MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE GOES, "WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE THING 215 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,033 YOU'RE GOING TO MISS?" 216 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:15,767 AND I GO, "MY DOG." 217 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,600 I-I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A MONTH AND A HALF. 218 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,333 THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'M GOING TO SAY HER OVER MY DOG. 219 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:23,567 RIGHT NOW, I AM CASUALLY DATING SOMEONE, 220 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:26,533 BUT WE ARE IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS 221 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:30,300 AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE DATING GUIDELINES FALL IN THERE. 222 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,433 THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 223 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,734 AND I DO HAVE A HISTORY OF DATING MY COWORKERS, YES. 224 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:37,066 YOU DON'T EVEN GO UP TO MY MIDDLE KNUCKLE. 225 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:39,467 [laughter] 226 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:40,767 - IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC. 227 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:43,300 - I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS. 228 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,400 I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING IN A MONTH 229 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,767 JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY. 230 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,266 - SHE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING. 231 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:50,467 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU. 232 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,767 - UGH! 233 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,367 - EDDIE, EDDIE. LEE. 234 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:13,200 GRAB KELLEY AND GET THE WATERLINE CLEAN, PLEASE. 235 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,333 - WE'RE CLEANING THE WATERLINE. 236 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,533 - ALL RIGHT, WE ABOUT READY FOR THIS? 237 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,266 - I'M ABOUT READY. 238 00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:27,200 - THE WATERLINE ACTUALLY GETS DIRTY PRETTY OFTEN 239 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,533 AND I LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND SO IF THERE'S A JOB AT HAND 240 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,166 THAT NEEDS TO GET DONE, I'LL GET IT DONE. 241 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,367 - ARE YOU MISSING YOUR GIRL BACK HOME? 242 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:38,000 - YEAH, I DEFINITELY MISS MY GIRL A LOT. 243 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,667 - IT'S HARD BEING AWAY FOR THIS LONG. 244 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,333 - YEAH, DEFINITELY. 245 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,133 - AND THEN, LIKE, THE BOATS THAT I WORK ON BACK HOME, YOU KNOW, 246 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,734 I'M, LIKE, AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS AT A TIME ALSO, 247 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:47,667 SO BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE, I HADN'T SEEN HER 248 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,600 FOR A WHILE ALREADY. 249 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,533 YOU KNOW, LIVING ON A BOAT WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER GIRLS 250 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:55,033 REALLY PUTS A LOT OF STRESS ON A RELATIONSHIP. 251 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,567 I MEAN I'VE GOT TO KEEP THE LADIES AT BAY SOMETIMES. 252 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:58,667 YOU KNOW? 253 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,567 I NEED TO GET A CATTLE PROD SOMETIMES. 254 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:01,700 GET BACK. 255 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,500 - THAT'S PROBABLY THE [bleep] THING. 256 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,133 I MISS MY GIRL AND I MISS MY DOG. 257 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,367 - YEAH, DUDE. 258 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,467 - I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S GOING TO HOOK UP 259 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,633 WITH WHO ON THIS FREAKIN' CHARTER. 260 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:12,166 - I THINK ANDREW WILL HOOK UP WITH SOMEBODY. 261 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:15,000 - I THINK SO. 262 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,500 - YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. 263 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,567 - I THINK, IF ANYTHING... 264 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,700 - WHAT? 265 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,700 - SHE--SHE DID NOT TELL ME SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND. 266 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,066 - [laughs] NO! 267 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:32,033 OH, WELL THEN! 268 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,166 - HOLY [bleep]. 269 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,266 THAT'S INTERESTING. 270 00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:35,667 SHE DIDN'T MENTION THAT TO ME. 271 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,767 NOW... - YEAH. 272 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,567 - ANDREW, WHAT'S YOUR 20? 273 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:56,133 ANDREW? 274 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,467 DOES ANYBODY HAVE EYES ON ANDREW? 275 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,367 ANDREW, WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON? 276 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,500 SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET STABBED. 277 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,133 - YEAH, I JUST DIDN'T HAVE MY EARPIECE IN. 278 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,600 - YOU GOT UP AT WHAT, 6:50? 279 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,633 YOU GOT TO BE ON DECK AT 6:00. 280 00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:09,100 ALL RIGHT? 281 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,367 - YEAH, I WAS JUST-- - YOU NEED TO GET UP EARLIER. 282 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,500 - OKAY. 283 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,166 I DON'T GET TO MAKE MY OWN SCHEDULE. 284 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,333 IT IS UP TO THEM WHEN I EAT, SLEEP, FART, WHATEVER. 285 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,567 - HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING? 286 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,533 YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE SOME MORE FUN? 287 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:33,633 - ABSOLUTELY. 288 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,000 WE'RE GOING TO DO THE BATHS TODAY. 289 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,100 IT'S A REALLY UNIQUE GRANITE STRUCTURE, 290 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,367 GRANITE BOULDERS, AND JUST GORGEOUS, LITTLE SANDY BEACHES. 291 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,533 AND THEN WE HAVE 292 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,633 A LITTLE PICNIC LUNCH FOR YOU ON THE BEACH. 293 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,166 - IT'S GONNA TO BE LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC. 294 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,300 WE'RE GOING TO DO COOL, LITTLE SANDWICHES AND STUFF. 295 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,400 RIGHT? 296 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,633 - UH-HUH. - YEAH. 297 00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:50,166 - IF I WAS GOING TO HAVE A BEACH PICNIC, 298 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,033 I'D WANT ME TO SET IT UP. THE SECRET IS A CHECKLIST. 299 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,066 BECAUSE IF YOU GET TO THE BEACH AND YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN 300 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,500 ONE SPOON, THE WHOLE BEACH PARTY, 301 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,667 IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING. 302 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,100 - SO AM I GOING TO COME TO THE BEACH WITH YOU? 303 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,100 - YEAH. 304 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,100 - I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS. 305 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,367 - I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE FLIES. 306 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,633 - I KNOW, YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 307 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:10,066 - DO WE NEED MAYONNAISE? - NO. 308 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,433 - YOU KNOW, THE CHECKLIST IS [bleep] THREE PAGES LONG. 309 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:15,367 I'M JUST, LIKE, [bleep] IT. THIS IS HELL. 310 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:18,667 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A PAIN. 311 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,433 YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THIS STUFF TOGETHER. 312 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:24,266 EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU CAN THINK OF FROM YOUR FORK, 313 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,000 TO YOUR MAYONNAISE, TO YOUR KETCHUP, TO YOUR BEER, 314 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,400 TO YOUR VODKA, TO YOUR PLATES, TO YOUR TABLE LINENS. 315 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,567 IT'S A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE. 316 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,533 ARE WE BRINGING MAYONNAISE? NO. 317 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,133 - NO. WELL, YOU JUST ASKED THAT. 318 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,767 COME ON. GET WITH THE PROGRAM. 319 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,567 - I DIDN'T GET AN ANSWER. - NO. 320 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,333 - SHE SAID, "NO." 321 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,567 - OKAY, ALREADY. WE DON'T NEED MAYO. 322 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,467 I DON'T NEED EVERYONE PILING ON ME. 323 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,667 ALL RIGHT, TABLECLOTH, MAIN PLATES-- 324 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,100 - WAIT, STOP. 325 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:51,533 THE PURPOSE OF THE LIST IS TO SEE THAT WE HAVE IT. 326 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:54,133 - I DON'T WANT TO CARRY ALL THIS STUFF. 327 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,633 THAT WASN'T IN THE CONTRACT. 328 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:59,000 I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING IN A MONTH 329 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,667 JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY. 330 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,667 - DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT PART OF THE JOB 331 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,700 IS HAVING BEACH PARTIES AND MAKING DRINKS? 332 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,166 SHE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING. 333 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,567 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - NO, NOT THAT MUCH. 334 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,433 IT'S ANNOYING. 335 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,400 - I'D DO ANYTHING TO TAKE A NAP RIGHT NOW. 336 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,700 - HEY. - HEY, ANDREW. 337 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,033 - WHAT'S THAT COOLER FOR? - A BEACH PARTY. 338 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,700 - RIGHT, I'M--SEE? - SO YOU KNOW THE REST 339 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,133 OF THE GROUP IS GOING TO THE-- 340 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,200 WELL, THE GUEST ARE GOING TO THE BATHS TODAY? 341 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,233 - RIGHT. - YOU EVER BEEN THERE? 342 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,300 - THE BATHS. OH, NO, I HAVE NOT. 343 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,100 IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH. - IT IS AN AMAZING PLACE. 344 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,467 IT REALLY IS. - I DOUBT I'M GOING. 345 00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,600 - THERE IS A CREW MEMBER THAT IS GOING, 346 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,166 BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE YOU, MAN. 347 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,567 YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE YET. 348 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,233 - I KNOW. 349 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,767 I LOOK CUTE RIGHT NOW. - NO, YOU DON'T. 350 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,300 TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD. 351 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,066 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. - WHO'S GOING ANYWAYS? 352 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,200 - JENNICE. - OH, SHE DESERVES IT. 353 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,233 - SHE DOES. 354 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,367 GETTING OFF THE BOAT AND GOING ASHORE 355 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,233 AND HANGING OUT WITH THE GUESTS IS A TREAT. 356 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,433 IF YOU DESERVE IT, YOU GET TO DO IT, 357 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,033 AND THAT'S WHY ANDREW CAN'T DO IT. 358 00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,667 IF YOU WANT TO GO ON THESE EXCURSIONS WITH GUESTS, 359 00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,200 AND YOU WANT TO SCHMOOZE WITH GUESTS, 360 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,266 YOU NEED TO DO YOUR FIRST JOB, AND THAT IS CLEANING THIS BOAT. 361 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,233 WORK COMES FIRST. 362 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,567 SO, I WANT YOU TO DO THE WINDOWS ON THE BRIDGE. 363 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:08,100 BY WATCHING ANDREW, I'M LEARNING THAT HE REALLY HAS 364 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,100 NO WORK ETHIC OR MOTIVATION. 365 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,467 MY JOB IS RIDING ON THIS AND THAT'S SOMETHING 366 00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,633 THAT I CAN'T AFFORD RIGHT NOW. GET IT DONE. 367 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,767 - SURE THING. - ALL RIGHT, MAN. 368 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:24,400 - WIPE DOWN THE TENDER REAL QUICK, GET IT GUEST-READY. 369 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,166 - SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE OUR PRIVATE TOUR GUIDE? 370 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,266 - I'M GOING TO TRY. 371 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:29,266 HAVE YOU BEEN HERE TO VIRGIN GORDA BEFORE? 372 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:30,767 NEITHER HAVE I. - NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER BEEN. 373 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,133 - SO WE'LL ALL EXPERIENCE IT TOGETHER. 374 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,367 - I'VE STILL GOT TIME, RIGHT? 375 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,400 - YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND 15. - AND THAT'S IT. 376 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,667 - YEP. - BYE-BYE. 377 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:41,633 - ENJOY. - BYE-BYE. 378 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:44,266 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TAKE IT EASY, NOW. 379 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,200 - AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME TOO? 380 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,200 - IT IS, YEAH. 381 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,667 - IF YOU'RE FEELING LIKE YOU WANT TO EXPLORE, 382 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,767 WE CAN DO IT. 383 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,500 - OKAY, I'M GONNA PULL OUT OF HERE. 384 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,667 - TALL IS-- - JEEZ! 385 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,400 [laughter] - WATER. 386 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,400 [indistinct chatter] 387 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,633 - DON'T GO TOO DEEP. 388 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:06,467 - ONE, TWO, THREE. all: AH! 389 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,100 - [bleep]. 390 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,667 - I'LL GIVE YOU A CHOPPING BOARD AND A KNIFE. 391 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,433 JUST CUT THE SANDWICHES INTO KIND OF THREE. 392 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,066 I'M NOT FREAKING OUT. DON'T WORRY. 393 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,500 - IT'S NOT FREAKING OUT, BUT THERE IS A SENSE OF URGENCY. 394 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,667 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME TO THE BEACH? 395 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:49,734 - NO, LOVE. 396 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,533 I HATE THE BEACH. 397 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,567 - HOW DID YOU GET INTO ALL THIS? 398 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,266 - I WANTED TO TRAVEL, AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY 399 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:04,633 TO DO IT. 400 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,467 THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO BE ABLE TO EARN MONEY AND TRAVEL 401 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,266 AT THE SAME TIME. - YOU'RE A SMART GIRL. 402 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:12,467 - I WORK ON DECK, SO IT'S VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING, 403 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,767 ESPECIALLY-- - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 404 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,700 - I WORK WITH THE BOYS. - WHO IS YOUR ROOMMATE? 405 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,700 - KELLEY. - OH, KELLEY'S YOUR ROOMMATE. 406 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,533 - GOT MYSELF SET UP NICE, DON'T I? 407 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:24,567 - YOU DID. NICE WORK. 408 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:25,767 - AMY? - YEAH? 409 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,467 - YOU EVER GET, LIKE, HOMESICK AND JUST, LIKE, 410 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,233 WANT TO GET OFF THE BOAT AND, LIKE--JUST PEOPLE AND STUFF? 411 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,400 - OH, MY GOSH. 412 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,600 YEAH, OF COURSE, ESPECIALLY LIKE-- 413 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,333 - I'M SERIOUSLY, LIKE, OVERWHELMED AS HELL. 414 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,467 - OH, HONEY. 415 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,266 - MY FAMILY IS A VERY CLOSE-KNIT FAMILY. 416 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:40,133 SO BEING AWAY FROM PEOPLE THAT I CAN JUST RELY ON 417 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,066 AND I KNOW INSIDE-OUT AND I JUST FEEL COMFORTABLE 418 00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,200 WITH IS HARD. 419 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,567 I WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL AS A KID. 420 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,467 I JUST--I WAS, LIKE, "YEAH, BOARDING SCHOOL, 421 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,200 "I'M AWAY FROM MY PARENTS, LIKE, 422 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,734 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE. THIS IS SO SICK." 423 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,133 AND THEN, LIKE, BY THE THIRD NIGHT, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME, 424 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,600 LIKE, "I'M ALL ALONE." 425 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,633 LIKE, "WHERE'S MOM? WHERE'S DAD? 426 00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:01,367 WHERE'S, LIKE-- WHERE'S MY DOG?" 427 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,500 THE BOAT THAT I WORKED ON PREVIOUSLY 428 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,133 WAS A FAMILY FRIEND. 429 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:08,033 IT'S JUST--IT'S QUITE EASYGOING COMPARED TO THIS BOAT 430 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,300 WHERE I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME. 431 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,500 - WE ALL HAVE TO BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW? 432 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,233 SO IT'S LIKE YOU JUST BECOME, LIKE, FAMILY. 433 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,133 IT'S REALLY HITTING HOME, BECAUSE, 434 00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,233 YES, I'VE GOT KELLEY ON THE BOAT WITH ME WHICH HAS BEEN 435 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,633 SO COOL TO RECONNECT AND WORK TOGETHER, 436 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:25,500 BUT WE LOST TOUCH FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING 437 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,200 THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND THERE WAS A TIME I SPENT 438 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,667 ALMOST A YEAR IN THE CARIBBEAN. 439 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,133 SO I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHERE HE'S COMING FROM 440 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,200 AND MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIM. IT'S JUST GOING TO SPEED BY. 441 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,367 - I LIKE YOU. - YOU KNOW? 442 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,500 - I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU. YOU'RE AWESOME. 443 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,633 - LIKEWISE. 444 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,133 SO YOU'VE GOT THIS. - EXCITING. 445 00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:46,400 - A HAND DOWN. OH! 446 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,467 - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SHARE ANY SUGAR-FREE RED BULL 447 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,467 WITH THE GUESTS. 448 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,667 I WANT IT ALL FOR MYSELF. 449 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,700 - THEY'RE DOING SOME GIFT SHOPPING AND THEN WE'LL BE 450 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,200 TO THE DOCKS IN ABOUT MAYBE TEN MINUTES. 451 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,667 - OKAY, PERFECT. 452 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,200 THANKS. 453 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,400 - PERFECT? 454 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,033 - HAMMER DOWN, HUH? 455 00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:15,033 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG FREAKIN' DAY 456 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,333 AT THE BEACH. 457 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,667 - GUESTS ARE COMING, STUFF'S NOT READY 458 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,567 AND KAT IS COMPLAINING A LOT. 459 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,400 SO YOU WANT TO LADLE THE GAZPACHO? 460 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,033 - UGH! 461 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,567 - AND I WAS SAD INSIDE BECAUSE I'M THINKING, 462 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:29,300 "I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON, DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU." 463 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,500 I'M GOING TO FINE YOU A QUARTER EVERY TIME 464 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,400 YOU SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE. 465 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,567 - YOU KNOW, I COULD BE NEGATIVE FOUR TIMES 466 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,100 AND THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR. 467 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,233 AND I'M ONLY SAYING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING. 468 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:41,567 NOBODY WANTS TO BE AT THIS BEACH PICNIC. 469 00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:42,667 - ONE OF YOU GIRLS GONNA HAVE TO LET ME KNOW 470 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,700 WHEN TO GO GET THE SORBET ALSO. 471 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,233 - SORBET? - SORBET. 472 00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,700 - OH, DID YOU FORGET SPOONS? 473 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,000 - IT MAKES ME MORE FUN. - OH, HERE THEY ARE. 474 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200 - [bleep]. 475 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400 THERE'S, LIKE, LITTLE GNATS ON THOSE. 476 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,700 UGH. - EW. 477 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,066 - THIS IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN TOO LATE AND TOO SOON. 478 00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,166 - ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT 479 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,333 HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER. 480 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:08,333 - KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT TOGETHER. 481 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,433 - CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY A LITTLE BIT LONGER 482 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:14,000 WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL? 483 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,667 - HEY! 484 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,166 - WELCOME TO THE BEACH. - HOW WERE THE BATHS? 485 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,266 - GREAT. GREAT. 486 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,467 - LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 487 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,100 - WHY DON'T START OFF WITH SOME COCKTAILS 488 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,567 IF YOU'D LIKE? - GOOD. NO HUG FOR ME? 489 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,033 REALLY? - HEY, KELLEY. 490 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,667 - THE BEST SISTER IN THE WORLD. WHOO! 491 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,667 - IS EVERYONE HUNGRY? all: YES. 492 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,734 - BEN PREPARED A GAZPACHO AND ALSO LOBSTER TAIL. 493 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,500 all: OH! - WE'RE TALKING, NOW, HUH? 494 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,734 - HE SAID TO TOP IT WITH JUST A SPLASH OF VODKA. 495 00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:42,734 - HERE'S TO THAT. 496 00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:45,133 - JUST A SPLASH. - JUST A SPLASH, OKAY. 497 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,600 - I'VE NEVER HAD LUNCH WITH QUITE THIS VIEW. 498 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,767 - IT DON'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS. 499 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,233 - HEY, SMILE. 500 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,200 - PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME AND THEM, 501 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,367 BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE PICTURES OF ME. 502 00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,200 - LOOK AND SMILE. SMILE. 503 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,567 YOU CAN SEND IT TO YOUR BOYFRIEND. 504 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,200 - SO KELLEY FOUND OUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 505 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,633 HMM. 506 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,133 - THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 507 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:11,100 - SOMETIMES, THERE ARE PEOPLE IN LIFE THAT YOU MEET 508 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,767 AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM, AND KELLEY'S ONE OF THEM. 509 00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:15,300 - GOD, IT'S PRETTY HERE. 510 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,633 - YEAH. 511 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:18,633 - THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A CONNECTION THERE BETWEEN US. 512 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,567 BUT, YOU KNOW, FOR HER NOT TELLING ME SHE HAD 513 00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,333 A BOYFRIEND, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 514 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,367 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ON YOUR DAY OFF? 515 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,467 - IF I AM SLEEPING ON A DAY OFF, 516 00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:29,033 YOU HAVE FULL RIGHT TO, LIKE, TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS 517 00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,400 AND PUSH ME OUT OF MY BED. 518 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,033 - NO, BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY BE SLEEPING BELOW YOU. 519 00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,367 - WHAT? - YEAH. 520 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,400 - I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND FOR A LONG TIME 521 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,533 AND I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD A REAL BOYFRIEND. 522 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,767 I'M IN A CONFUSING SITUATION. THAT'S FOR SURE. 523 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:48,066 - I DON'T THINK I'LL END UP MARRYING THIS GIRL 524 00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:50,533 THAT I'M WITH NOW, BUT I THINK, FOR NOW, 525 00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,700 IT'S PERFECT WHERE I'M AT IN LIFE. 526 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,300 - SHE'S MRS. RIGHT, NOT MRS. RIGHT NOW. 527 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,000 OH, NO. 528 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,567 both: SHE'S MRS. RIGHT NOW, BUT SHE'S NOT MRS. RIGHT. 529 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,133 - YEP. 530 00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,567 - KELLEY AND JENNICE HAVE BEEN GETTING A LITTLE MORE CLOSE. 531 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:04,367 YEAH, THAT DOESN'T HAVE DISASTER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT OR ANYTHING. 532 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,133 NO, SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT [bleep] IDEA. 533 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,433 - I'M GOING TO FLIRT WITH YOU, BUT IT'S ALL IN FUN AND GAMES. 534 00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:10,300 - DEALING WITH ANDREW IS HARD ENOUGH. 535 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,433 I REALLY CAN'T DEAL WITH UNNEEDED DRAMA 536 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,066 WITHIN OUR CREW. 537 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:17,533 - YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHERE WE'LL BE IN A YEAR FROM NOW? 538 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:19,033 - RIGHT? - THAT WAS FUN. 539 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,100 - YEAH. 540 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,567 CHECK THAT OFF THE BUCKET LIST. 541 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:30,166 - THANK YOU. - WELCOME BACK. 542 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,734 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - THANK YOU. 543 00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:33,600 - YOU'RE WELCOME. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 544 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,233 - HEY, MY LOVE. MWAH. 545 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:40,300 AND BUMP. 546 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,567 - SO COME WORK ON A YACHT AND BE MISERABLE 547 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:46,467 AND SERVE PEOPLE TILL YOUR FINGERS BLEED. 548 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:50,433 - THAT'S 25¢¢. 549 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:52,734 - GET ME THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE. 550 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,734 - BEACH PICNICS ARE A NECESSARY EVIL TO ALL CHARTERS. 551 00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:58,734 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S A QUARTER FOR ME. 552 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:01,333 - OKAY, FAIR. 553 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,066 - I THINK I COULD DO SOME WORK IN THIS KITCHEN. 554 00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:10,667 - RIGHT? HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 555 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,367 - LOOKING AT THAT OCEAN WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL 556 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:15,400 TABLE-SETTING AND TENTS AND OUR LOBSTER AND OUR LUNCH, 557 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,767 IT WAS PERFECT. 558 00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:20,100 - WELL, WE AIM TO PLEASE, BUT WE ARE ALSO REALLY APPRECIATIVE. 559 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,166 - HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE ME TO DO THIS? 560 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,100 LOOK AT IT. 561 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,200 - I THINK FOR DAY THREE, 562 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,633 THIS IS AN AMBITIOUS NAPKIN FOLD. 563 00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:30,033 OR DO LIKE A REALLY SIMPLE COLUMN. 564 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:33,033 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? - OH, OKAY. 565 00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:35,166 OKAY, MAYBE NOT. - MAYBE A PLEAT. 566 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,500 HOW ABOUT A PLEAT? 567 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,600 GET CREATIVE. PAPER AIRPLANE. 568 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,400 - NO, THAT'S UGLY. - AH, NOT YET. 569 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,233 I'M STILL-- 570 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,033 AS A CHIEF STEW, 571 00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:45,667 I'VE GOT VERY HIGH STANDARDS, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST 572 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,533 WHAT THE JOB IS. 573 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:50,066 AND SOMETIMES I NEED TO ENCOURAGE MY OTHER 574 00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:53,600 STEWARDESSES TO RAISE THEIR STANDARDS. 575 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,300 - [bleep]. UGH! 576 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,367 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING TO PISS ME OFF. 577 00:23:57,367 --> 00:24:00,767 IN KATE'S HEAD EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT. 578 00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:02,367 I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE, FOR ME. 579 00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:05,200 I LIKE THE SOCIAL ASPECTS OF YACHTING A LOT 580 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,100 AND THE ADVENTURES, BUT, WOW, THERE'S SO MUCH WORK. 581 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,467 [bleep] THE WORK. 582 00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:13,433 IF THIS IS ANYTHING LIKE CHANGING A KIDS' DIAPER, 583 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:16,233 I JUST SHOULD NEVER HAVE CHILDREN. 584 00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:19,400 UGH, CAN'T I JUST TIE THIS INTO A LASSOO 585 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,400 AND HANG MYSELF RIGHT NOW? 586 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,667 IS IT CALLED A LASSOO? 587 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:29,133 I NEED A NAPKIN FOLDING BOOK. UGH. 588 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:32,533 - I'M SURE THERE'S ONE. MAYBE IN HERE. 589 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:35,433 HERE. 590 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:39,133 - OH, LOOK AT THAT. MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED. 591 00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:43,233 THE SIMPLE ART OF NAPKIN FOLDING. 592 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,567 SHE HANDS ME A BOOK. 593 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,033 AND THEN I'M READING THE BOOK 594 00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:49,266 AND I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE DIRECTIONS. 595 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:53,166 OH, MY GOD. I FELT LIKE I WAS DEAF AND DUMB. 596 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,400 HI. 597 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,300 - YES, I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY FOLDING THESE NAPKINS. 598 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,533 I'M JUST KIDDING. 599 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:04,433 NO, I'M FINE. 600 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:14,266 - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? - I'M TRYING TO HELP KAT OUT. 601 00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:16,734 SHE'S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME WITH THE NAPKINS. 602 00:25:16,734 --> 00:25:18,200 - DO WE NEED TO FOLD THEM? 603 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,700 - WELL, SHE'S GOT A BOOK OUT FOR PETE'S SAKE. 604 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,200 I THOUGHT SHE JUST KNEW HOW TO DO IT. 605 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,567 - CHARTING A YACHT SHOULD BE 606 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:27,700 THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE ON THE PLANET. 607 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,266 IT IS THE UPPER ECHELON OF SERVICE. 608 00:25:30,266 --> 00:25:31,533 - I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 609 00:25:31,533 --> 00:25:33,567 - WELL, THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOT THE BOOK. 610 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:36,300 THEY'RE BEHIND, SO WE'RE PROBABLY GOING-- 611 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:39,166 - OH, DO YOU NEED-- - WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU. 612 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:41,467 - THEY'RE NOT PAYING TO FOLD THEIR OWN NAPKINS. 613 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,233 THEY'RE PAYING US TO DO IT FOR THEM. 614 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:45,066 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO BE GOOD FOR THE TIP. 615 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:46,266 - ONE MORE TIME. 616 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,567 - ALL RIGHT, KAT, WE'LL SEE YOU SHORTLY. 617 00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:52,333 - POTENTIALLY COMMITTING PROFESSIONAL SUICIDE. 618 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,333 - I'M GOING IN. 619 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,633 - OKAY, GOOD LUCK. - WHERE ARE THEY? 620 00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:07,300 - I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. 621 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,600 - MISS GEORGIA HAS INSISTED THAT I HAVE DINNER WITH THEM 622 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,633 AGAIN THIS EVENING. 623 00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:13,066 THE LAST DINNER WAS OVER THE TOP. 624 00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,467 - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. WHOO-WHOO! 625 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:17,500 [laughter] 626 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,400 - I HOPE THAT SHE KEEPS HER ASSETS ON THAT SIDE 627 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,433 OF THE TABLE TONIGHT. 628 00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:24,367 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 629 00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:26,734 - OH, MY GOD. 630 00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:29,567 - LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 631 00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:32,266 - ALL EYES RIGHT UP HERE. 632 00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:34,066 WHOO-WHOO. 633 00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:36,500 YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL FROM THIS AREA. 634 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,667 - CAN I GET YOUR LAST NAME? - ROSBACH. 635 00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,500 - GEORGIA ROSBACH. 636 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,367 - GEORGIA-- - IT'S GOT A LITTLE RING TO IT. 637 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,266 - SO IT'S LIKE GEORGIA-- 638 00:26:44,266 --> 00:26:46,467 WHOO-WHOO. - I MEAN, COME ON. 639 00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:48,600 - YEAH, WHO CARES? - YAY. 640 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,166 - THANK YOU. 641 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:52,667 - YOU HAVE A GREAT STAFF. I KNOW YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. 642 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:55,400 - WE DON'T HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT ANYONE. 643 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,100 [laughter] 644 00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:01,066 - BUT KAT... - GOOD. 645 00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:05,066 - OH, YEAH, THEY REALLY HAVE. 646 00:27:05,066 --> 00:27:07,100 ENJOY. 647 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:09,734 - HURRY BACK. - OKAY. 648 00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:13,667 - [humming] 649 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:16,033 - OH, MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED. 650 00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:20,166 - WE ARE SO LUCKY THAT OUR FIRST CHARTER GUESTS 651 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:22,767 ARE SO NICE. 652 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,200 - DID YOU WAIT TABLES OR BARTEND WHEN YOU WERE, 653 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,000 LIKE, IN COLLEGE OR WHATEVER? 654 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,066 THERE IS THE KISS OF DEATH, THE VERBAL TIP. 655 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,266 WHENEVER SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE TOO COMPLIMENTARY, 656 00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:36,333 A LITTLE TOO NICE, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING. 657 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:38,100 I DON'T WANT YOUR KIND WORDS. 658 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:41,133 KIND WORDS DON'T BUY ME PURSES AND SUNGLASSES. 659 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:44,066 TALK IS CHEAP. BERKINS ARE NOT. 660 00:27:44,066 --> 00:27:45,567 - THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING. 661 00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:49,300 - IT MIGHT BE-- - I'M HOPING YOU'RE WRONG. 662 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,433 - ME TOO. 663 00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:55,533 - LAST NIGHT KATHLEEN CAME IN FROM-- 664 00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,433 - OUR ROOM DID--OH, NO. 665 00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:58,467 SHE WAS-- - I KNOW. 666 00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:00,066 I HEARD SOME OF IT. 667 00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:02,567 BUT SHE GOES, "THEY TOTALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER." 668 00:28:02,567 --> 00:28:04,266 - WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS, BUT NO CRUSH. 669 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,367 - LOOK AT YOU BLUSHING. 670 00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:06,767 - WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE CALLING ME OUT. 671 00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:08,033 [bleep]. 672 00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:10,433 YOU'RE TOTALLY BLUSHING. NEVER. 673 00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:12,600 NEVER, NEVER. - OH, MY GOD. 674 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,667 - I'M NOT BLUSHING. - SITTING IN A TREE. 675 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,567 I DON'T KNOW IF KELLEY AND JENNICE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP, 676 00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:22,000 BUT I AM REALLY PARTICULAR ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIENDS. 677 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,400 BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. 678 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,734 - WE'RE ADULTS NOW TOO. 679 00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:29,000 LIKE, RELEARNING HOW EACH OTHER IS AS AN ADULT 680 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,166 LIVING TOGETHER. 681 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,667 - THE LAST TIME I, LIKE, REALLY SPENT, LIKE, 682 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:34,000 QUALITY TIME, LIKE, ME AND MY SISTER BONDING, 683 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 WAS 12 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS, LIKE, DRIVING ME TO SCHOOL 684 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,200 EVERY DAY BEFORE SHE LEFT FOR COLLEGE. 685 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,734 AND THAT WAS HARD FOR ME. 686 00:28:40,734 --> 00:28:42,600 I'M JUST TRYING TO, LIKE-- [farts] 687 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,467 - DID YOU POOT? - NO. 688 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:47,500 - OH, MY GOSH, KELLEY. THAT IS SO RANK. 689 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,000 SERIOUSLY, I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED. 690 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,567 OH, GOSH! [laughter] 691 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,400 [laughter] - OKAY. 692 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,734 [screaming] - [gasps] 693 00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:00,767 - WHO WAS THAT? 694 00:29:00,767 --> 00:29:03,700 - OH, MY GOD. [indistinct chatter] 695 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,100 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 696 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,066 MOVE AWAY, PLEASE. - OH, GOD! 697 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,500 - ANDREW. EDDIE. 698 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,400 ONE OF THE CHARTER GUESTS LOVES CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. 699 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,133 PLEASE MAKE SOME. 700 00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:19,100 [knock on door] - HEY, BEN. 701 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,500 - YEAH? 702 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,000 HELLO? 703 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,100 - HEY, BEN. 704 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,533 - YEAH, WHO'S THAT? COME IN. 705 00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:34,767 - HEY, BRO. DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER. 706 00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:36,367 - SURE, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 707 00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:38,600 - SOME GUEST IS REQUESTING THAT THEY HAVE 708 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,767 SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FOR LIKE A SNACK TONIGHT. 709 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,100 - THAT'S FINE. 710 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,166 - OH, I FEEL LIKE I FEEL BETTER AT THIS POINT. 711 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,767 I WORKED MYSELF UP SO MUCH, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW-- 712 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,166 - WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER IF I PUNCHED YOU? 713 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,200 - I THINK I WOULD. 714 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,400 - IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE, RIGHT? 715 00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:00,333 - PUNCH MY HAND. 716 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,667 THAT COULD'VE BEEN MY FACE. - [chuckles] 717 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,000 ALL RIGHT, I'M UP. 718 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,266 - THANKS AGAIN, FOR NOT PUNCHING ME IN MY NOSE. 719 00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:08,200 I NEED IT TO BREATHE. 720 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:19,133 I NEED IT TO BREATHE. 721 00:30:19,133 --> 00:30:20,533 - WE ARE UP AND LOCKED. 722 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,133 - OKAY, WE'RE OUT OF HERE, GANG. 723 00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:31,266 - I HAD WASHED A BLACK SKIRT AND PAIR OF JEANS 724 00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:32,400 THAT WERE IN THE DRYER. 725 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,567 - EVERYTHING I TOOK OUT OF THAT DRYER WAS WHITE. 726 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,033 - KAT AND I, LIKE, IT'S BEEN INTERESTING GETTING BACK 727 00:30:37,033 --> 00:30:38,166 TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER. 728 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:41,033 I FORGET HOW REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WE WERE. 729 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:44,266 IT'S HARD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE HOW FAR APART 730 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:46,667 WE GOT AND HOW AWKWARD IT GOT BETWEEN US. 731 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:50,400 OKAY, WELL, IT WAS MY BLACK SKIRT FOR TODAY. 732 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,166 JUST STUFF WAS IN THE SAME DRYER. 733 00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:54,400 - I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANY LAUNDRY. 734 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,166 - ALL RIGHT, LOCK THAT IN. 735 00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:06,433 LOCK IT IN, ANDREW. 736 00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:08,333 TAKE A WRAP ON IT. 737 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,300 - HEY? - TAKE A WRAP. 738 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,433 - TAKE A WRAP? - TAKE A WRAP. 739 00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,166 YOU CAN'T HOLD IT. 740 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:18,000 LET'S TIGHTEN UP ON THOSE SPRINGS. 741 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,734 - [bleep]. 742 00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:23,100 - LET'S GET AN ASSIST UP HERE 743 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:27,066 ON THE FORWARD SPRING LINE WITH ANDREW. 744 00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:28,333 - I CAN'T GET TO THE BLUE. 745 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,667 IT'S LIKE A-- - WELL, THE BLUE MIGHT 746 00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:31,300 NOT BE RIGHT 'CAUSE THERE'S DIFFERENT LINES. 747 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,734 LET GO. LET GO. 748 00:31:32,734 --> 00:31:34,734 LET GO. 749 00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:41,333 - ALL RIGHT, THOSE ARE SET. 750 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,500 - ROGER THAT. THANK YOU. 751 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,567 - THIS IS BASIC DECKHAND STUFF HERE. 752 00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:48,200 HE SHOULD KNOW THIS. SOMETHING'S WRONG. 753 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,667 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT WITH THIS GUY. 754 00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:51,333 - HOW SMOOTH DO YOU THINK THAT WENT? 755 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,066 - THAT WAS ABOUT AS SMOOTH AS SANDPAPER. 756 00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,100 - A LITTLE ROUGH, RIGHT? 757 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,367 I THOUGHT SO. - A LITTLE ROUGH? 758 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,433 THAT [bleep] SUCKED. - THAT WAS PRETTY BRUTAL. 759 00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:03,767 - I'M SO READY FOR THIS CHARTER TO BE OVER. 760 00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:05,300 ARE WE GOING TO DRINK WINE TONIGHT? 761 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,767 - WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING GOING ON TOMORROW GUEST-WISE. 762 00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:10,100 THERE'S NO REASON WHY WE CAN'T GO OUT. 763 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,533 - THERE'S OUR GROUP. 764 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,734 - WE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE Y'ALL. 765 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,533 ONE MORE DRINK. 766 00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,533 CHEERS, Y'ALL. - THANK YOU. 767 00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:23,433 - WE HAD A BALL. - WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU GUYS. 768 00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:25,200 - IT'S THE BEST VACATION WE'VE EVER HAD. 769 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,567 - THIS SEASON IS STARTING OFF AMAZING. 770 00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:30,633 WE PULLED OFF THIS GREAT FIRST CHARTER AND HOPEFULLY 771 00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:34,367 IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO UP FROM HERE. 772 00:32:34,367 --> 00:32:38,200 - THERE ARE NO WORDS. 773 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,600 I'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO. 774 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,033 - OH, THANK YOU. 775 00:32:41,033 --> 00:32:43,266 IT WAS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE HAVING YOU ONBOARD. 776 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:46,100 - WELL, THANK YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 777 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,166 - THANK YOU. - CHEERS. 778 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,400 - THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN, Y'ALL. 779 00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:53,000 - ATTENTION ALL CREW. 780 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,433 I NEED EVERYBODY DOWN IN THE CREW MESS ASAP. 781 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,033 - I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE TIP. 782 00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:06,633 I REALLY HOPE IT'S JUST NOT VERBAL. 783 00:33:06,633 --> 00:33:09,567 - SO, HOW DID YOU GUYS THINK THE CHARTER WENT? 784 00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:13,233 - GREAT. 785 00:33:13,233 --> 00:33:15,700 - JENNICE, YOU'RE NO LONGER THE JUNIOR DECKHAND 786 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,400 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. 787 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,033 ALL IN ALL, I THINK THE CHARTER WENT REALLY, REALLY WELL. 788 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:24,667 I DO HAVE A COUPLE OF AREAS THAT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON. 789 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:27,667 AND I THINK-- 790 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:33,166 15 LARGE TO SPLIT UP. all: OH! 791 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:36,000 - BLOW OFF SOME STEAM? 792 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,133 FAIR ENOUGH? 793 00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:41,700 - THEY LEFT US $15,000. 794 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,567 HEY! FIRST CHARTER. 795 00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:46,033 BOOM! 796 00:33:46,033 --> 00:33:48,300 - $1,300 EACH. AMAZING. 797 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:51,333 - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOOKED AT THIS MUCH MONEY AT ONE TIME. 798 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:53,033 - THANK YOU. - LADIES. 799 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:56,567 - I COMPLETELY MISJUDGED GEORGIA AND HER FRIENDS. 800 00:33:56,567 --> 00:34:00,433 NOT ONLY WERE THEY KIND AND SWEET AND COMPLIMENTARY, 801 00:34:00,433 --> 00:34:05,467 BUT THEY ALSO TIPPED US QUITE GENEROUSLY. 802 00:34:05,467 --> 00:34:08,667 - KELLEY, THANK YOU, SIR. NICELY DONE. 803 00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:10,467 EDDIE, GOOD JOB. THANK YOU. 804 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,100 - THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. 805 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,567 AND I'M OUT OF HERE. 806 00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:17,767 - DON'T GO RUNNING OFF, EDDIE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY. 807 00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:22,033 MY POLICY ON TIPS, EVERYBODY GETS AN EQUAL SHARE 808 00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:25,166 AND IF YOU DON'T DESERVE AN EQUAL SHARE, 809 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,200 YOU ALSO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA IN YOUR PAY ENVELOPE 810 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,533 ALONG WITH YOUR EQUAL SHARE 811 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:31,200 AND THAT'S A ONE-WAY PLANE TICKET OUT OF HERE. 812 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,300 SO, ANDREW, TAKE THAT TO HEART. - YOU'RE SCARING ME, SIR. 813 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,700 - YOU WERE CLOSE. - UGH. 814 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:44,300 - ANDREW. - THANK YOU, SIR. 815 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,533 - THINK ABOUT IT. 816 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,533 - YES, THAT'S ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY. 817 00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:49,100 - ALL RIGHT. 818 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,467 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE MENTIONING THAT EVER AGAIN. 819 00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,400 - ANDREW GOT THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIP? 820 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,066 - THAT WAS BULL[bleep] , ABSOLUTE BULL[bleep]. 821 00:34:56,066 --> 00:34:58,700 - AND TO SEE HIM JUST SMUGLY ACCEPT IT, 822 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,633 HAVING DONE [bleep] ALL, 823 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:05,100 IT PISSED ME OFF AND IT PISSED EVERYONE ELSE OFF. 824 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,333 AND I'M DAMNED IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 825 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:08,433 - GOOD JOB. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 826 00:35:08,433 --> 00:35:10,467 - WHOO! GOOD JOB, TEAM! 827 00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:12,100 - LET'S GO AHEAD AND KNOCK SOME STUFF OUT 828 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,767 THIS AFTERNOON, GET AS MUCH BUTTONED UP 829 00:35:13,767 --> 00:35:15,333 AS WE CAN. 830 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:18,300 YOU GUYS CAN HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO YOURSELVES THIS EVENING. 831 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:21,467 YOU GO BACK AND--FAIR ENOUGH? [all cheering] 832 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,300 - WHOO, I'M ALL PUMPED UP. 833 00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:31,000 - DUDE, AFTER THIS FIRST CHARTER, MAN, I-- 834 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,400 - NO, NOW YOU'VE GOT A TASTE OF THE MONEY-- 835 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,266 ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY NOW? 836 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:38,100 IF YOU HAVE A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC, 837 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,333 IT'S FORGIVABLE. 838 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,333 BUT YOU'VE SHOWED SIGNS OF NOT HAVING 839 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:45,200 A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC, AND THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE. 840 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,333 ANDREW IS A BIG [bleep]-UP AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED. 841 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,500 YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TIP. 842 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,667 SO BASICALLY YOU HAVE MAKING UP TO DO, RIGHT? 843 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:52,767 - YES. YES, OF COURSE. 844 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:54,266 - SO, BASICALLY, YOU OWE US LABOR, 845 00:35:54,266 --> 00:35:55,266 RIGHT? - YES, YES. 846 00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:56,667 - OKAY. GOOD. 847 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,266 SO GO AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF INSTEAD OF STANDING IN HERE. 848 00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:01,300 BECAUSE THEN SOMEONE ELSE WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR YOU. 849 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,500 - YEAH. 850 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,233 NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A DICK, BUT OKAY. 851 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,033 - I KIND OF WANT TO RUN OVER TO THAT BEACH. 852 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:11,233 - LET'S DO IT. 853 00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:13,133 - ONE FOOT OFF THE BOAT, TWO FEET ON THE BEACH. 854 00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:15,600 - KAT'S BEEN SO NEGATIVE, AND AS HER CHIEF STEW, 855 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,400 I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE IT'S MY JOB TO, LIKE, 856 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,600 SNAP HER OUT OF IT. 857 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,734 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A PERSONAL CHALLENGE. 858 00:36:19,734 --> 00:36:21,166 LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY FRIEND. 859 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,166 I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN AND CHILL OUT. 860 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,266 - YEAH, I'D LOVE THAT. 861 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,300 - TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT WORK. 862 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,100 I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KAT. BECAUSE, HONESTLY-- 863 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,433 - WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT KAT. 864 00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:34,667 KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR. 865 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,300 - NO. 866 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,166 - KAT COMES FROM AN AMAZING FAMILY, 867 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,700 COLLEGE DEGREE. 868 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,300 - I ONLY GOT MY COLLEGE DEGREE BECAUSE MY PARENTS 869 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,700 WOULD REALLY LIKE IT. 870 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,567 BUT DURING COLLEGE I GOT THIS JOB AND I HAD THIS BOSS 871 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:51,200 WHO, LIKE, LOVED ME. I WAS HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 872 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,500 SHE HAD A SUGAR DADDY. 873 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:57,433 I WALK IN TO MY COMPUTER, MANOLO BLAHNIK SHOE BOX. 874 00:36:57,433 --> 00:37:01,066 EVERY DAY AFTER THAT I GOT A NEW PRESENT, 875 00:37:01,066 --> 00:37:02,467 WHICH WAS FUN. 876 00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:04,200 - THE GIRL WAS GIVING YOU THE PRESENTS? 877 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,200 - SHE WAS LIKE 38, REDHEADED AND-- 878 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,467 - WAS SHE A LESBIAN? 879 00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:09,133 - ISH, BUT NOT WITH ME. 880 00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:13,667 - KATE HAD A SUGAR MAMA, WHO HAD A SUGAR DADDY, 881 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:18,133 SO NOW KATE ESSENTIALLY HAS A SUGAR GRANDPA. 882 00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:20,367 I'M THINKING, ALL SHE WANTS IS A SUGAR DADDY. 883 00:37:20,367 --> 00:37:23,600 - SHE REALLY WAS PSYCHO, SO I LEFT. 884 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,133 GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE. 885 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:27,467 I WAS, LIKE, "I'M SPOILED. I'M DRIVING A JAGUAR. 886 00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:28,667 I'M A SPOILED BRAT." 887 00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:30,734 I WAS, LIKE, "MAYBE I'LL TRY YACHTING. 888 00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:32,767 "I'LL PROBABLY END UP DATING, LIKE, 889 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,367 AN OWNER'S SON OR SOMETHING." 890 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:38,000 - YEAH, THAT'S REALLY SHALLOW. - I WAS. 891 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,100 I DID NOT KNOW WHAT HARD WORK WAS. 892 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,133 ALL I'D EVER DONE WAS, LIKE, COCKTAIL WAITRESS. 893 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:46,667 HE JUST GAVE ME $100 FOR DELIVERING ONE BOTTLE, YAY! 894 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,500 YOU THINK I LOVE CLEANING TOILETS? 895 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,667 NO. BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND 896 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:52,367 SOMETHING THAT LETS ME TRAVEL THE WORLD, 897 00:37:52,367 --> 00:37:55,300 MAKE TONS OF MONEY, RUB ELBOWS WITH CELEBRITIES 898 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,600 AND BILLIONAIRES. 899 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,734 IT'S JUST-- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT. 900 00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:03,300 I LIKE YACHTING BUT IT'S JUST SO EXHAUSTING. 901 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,767 - WHAT SHIRT? 902 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:10,500 - UGH. 903 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,667 - I'VE GOT TAPE FOR YOU. 904 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,000 - OKAY, PERFECT. 905 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,400 - NO MATTER WHAT, WE STILL LOOK HOTTER 906 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,533 THAN WE DO WHEN WE WAKE UP AND CLEAN TOILETS. 907 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,066 SO LET'S JUST GO. 908 00:38:18,066 --> 00:38:19,567 - CAN YOU PUT THIS ON FOR ME? - SURE. 909 00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:27,400 - HERE'S TO AN AMAZING FIRST CHARTER. 910 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,667 HERE WE GO. 911 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,200 all: CHEERS! - HERE'S TO A GREAT SEASON. 912 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,667 - WHOO! - YEAH! 913 00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:33,533 - YEAH, DRINK. 914 00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:35,400 - I'M GONNA DRINK. 915 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,033 - I LOVE IT WHEN YOU HAVE SIBLINGS ON THE BOAT. 916 00:38:37,033 --> 00:38:38,667 I THINK THAT'S AWESOME. - I DO TOO. 917 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,266 - I LOVE THAT. 918 00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:43,033 - SO, EDDIE, SINCE I WAS 14, WE'VE ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER, 919 00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:45,300 LIKE, A FEW DAYS AT A TIME. - WHY IS THAT? 920 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,100 - SHE WENT TO COLLEGE AND THEN I WENT 921 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,633 TO THE MARINE CORPS, 922 00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:51,133 AND THEN I GOT HERE AND SHE WAS WORKING ON BOATS. 923 00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:52,567 - THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL, THEN. 924 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:55,400 THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO COME OUT HERE AND, LIKE, SPEND THESE SIX, 925 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,200 SEVEN WEEKS, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER. 926 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,633 - HE'S BEEN REALLY HELPING ME. 927 00:38:58,633 --> 00:39:00,300 LIKE, BECAUSE WE'VE HAD A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON 928 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,433 IN THE INSIDE. 929 00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:02,500 - ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT 930 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,500 HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER. 931 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,500 YOU GUYS--YOU TWO. 932 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,633 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN-- 933 00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:08,433 - KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT TOGETHER. 934 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:09,467 - WHERE? 935 00:39:09,467 --> 00:39:12,033 - WE MET IN ARUBA. - YEAH. 936 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:16,433 IT WAS NICE. YEAH. 937 00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:19,400 - AH, CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY A LITTLE BIT LONGER 938 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,233 WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL? 939 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:27,734 - ME AND AMY HIT IT OFF RIGHT AWAY. 940 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:31,567 WE COULD TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. 941 00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:33,467 GOOD TIMES. 942 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,100 - AH, NOTHING, NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT? 943 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,467 NO FUNNY STORIES? WHAT HAPPENED? 944 00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:43,734 THAT'S A RED FLAG. LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? 945 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:59,567 - I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE. 946 00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:02,200 WITH MY CAT. 947 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,266 - IT'S, LIKE, REALLY PEACEFUL HERE, HUH? 948 00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:15,567 - YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS ALL THAT MUCH BETTER, 949 00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:17,633 IS THAT I'M GETTING TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SISTER. 950 00:40:17,633 --> 00:40:20,133 I, LIKE, LITERALLY-- - AWW. 951 00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:21,500 I KNOW. 952 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,700 - I HAVEN'T--WE HAVEN'T SPENT TIME WITH EACH OTHER 953 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,367 SINCE WE WERE-- - I KNOW. 954 00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:30,033 - GOD. - OH, DON'T CRY, KELLEY. 955 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,133 DON'T CRY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. 956 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:40,767 KELLEY. 957 00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:43,233 I'M, LIKE, SO THANKFUL TO HAVE YOU IN THIS EXPERIENCE, 958 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:47,100 LIKE SOMEONE I CAN COMPLETELY 150% COUNT ON, 959 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:51,233 AND I HATE THAT I WAS NOT THERE FOR YOU. 960 00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,000 I COULD'VE REALLY HELPED YOU THROUGH, 961 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,567 LIKE, MOM AND DAD'S DIVORCE AND, LIKE, ALL THAT, YOU KNOW? 962 00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:59,133 - DON'T REGRET ANYTHING. - I KNOW. 963 00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:02,266 - YOU'VE MADE IT UP TEN TIMES SINCE THEN. 964 00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:03,667 MY SISTER CARES FOR ME. 965 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:08,600 IT, UH, DOES THIS TO ME... 966 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:13,233 BECAUSE I MISS MY SISTER A LOT AND-- 967 00:41:17,033 --> 00:41:19,166 I JUST LOVE YOU, EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE. 968 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:22,000 - AWW, SERIOUSLY. I LOVE YOU. 969 00:41:24,767 --> 00:41:26,533 - YAY. 970 00:41:26,533 --> 00:41:28,700 - GREAT [bleep] JOB. GREAT JOB. 971 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,066 - COME HERE. - UGH. 972 00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:35,000 - I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO HOME IF I GO OUT. 973 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 OKAY? YOU'RE COMING OUT WITH ME. 974 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,533 - ALL RIGHT, LOVE. - THANKS. 975 00:41:38,533 --> 00:41:39,700 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO THE KICKING. 976 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,033 - OKAY. 977 00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:44,667 WE'RE GOING TO BREAK THIS SWING. 978 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,567 - OH, NO! - [bleep]! 979 00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,300 - OH, [bleep]! 980 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,700 - WHO WAS THAT? 981 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,734 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - [bleep]! 982 00:41:51,734 --> 00:41:54,400 - OH, GOD! - [bleep]! 983 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000 - HEY BUDDY, WAIT HERE. - HEY, HEY, HEY. 984 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,700 HEY, HEY, HEY. - IS THAT MY BROTHER? 985 00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,066 OH, MY GOD. 986 00:42:01,066 --> 00:42:03,000 - MOVE AWAY, PLEASE. 987 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,600 - OH, GOD. KELLEY! 988 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,233 - NEXT TIME, ON BELOW DECK... 989 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:10,066 - KELLEY HIT HIS HEAD. HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL. 990 00:42:10,066 --> 00:42:12,433 DO YOU HAVE A REPLACEMENT? - DO WE NEED A REPLACEMENT? 991 00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:14,633 - THAT'S PRETTY [bleep] IGNORANT. 992 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,700 - ANY "BITCH WORK" WILL FALL ON ME. 993 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,734 - WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS DEROGATORY TOWARDS WOMEN. 994 00:42:18,734 --> 00:42:21,200 - YOU'RE MORE OF A MAN THAN I AM IN THIS JOB. 995 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,066 - I'M MORE OF A DECKHAND THAN HE IS. 996 00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:26,066 - CHEERS. - CHEERS, LOVE. 997 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:31,467 - KAT AND I DID HAVE A LITTLE THING AND IT'S A REALLY 998 00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:36,200 AWKWARD SITUATION BECAUSE WE BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS. 999 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,600 - I'M OUT OF CONTROL! 1000 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,200 - I'M LOOKING AT ALL THESE CALIFORNIA AUGMENTED WOMEN 1001 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,633 RELIVING THEIR GLORY YEARS. 1002 00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:44,433 - I WOULD LIKE KETEL WITH LITTLE STRAWBERRIES 1003 00:42:44,433 --> 00:42:46,467 AND A LITTLE, MAYBE, LAVENDER SYRUP. 1004 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:48,066 - COULD I GET A HARVEY WALLBANGER? 1005 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,500 - SURE. - A MOJITO FOR ME. 1006 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,734 - YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER. 1007 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,033 I'LL THROW SOME [bleep] IN A CUP. 1008 00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,433 AND A BENDY STRAW. 1009 00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:56,467 I THINK THE BRUNETTE LADY IS A LITTLE HIGH MAINTENANCE. 1010 00:42:56,467 --> 00:43:00,166 - I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT IT IS WEIGHING ON ME. 1011 00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:06,233 - FOR MORE BELOW DECK, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 75101

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