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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Here it is, gentlemen.
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Enough kaboom to turn Gotham
into the world's biggest pothole.
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What say we start the bidding
at one million?
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-One million.
-Two million.
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-Three million.
-Five.
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Gentlemen, please. Don't insult me
with nickel-and-dime bids.
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The man who walks out with this bomb
walks out with Gotham in his pocket.
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Yours to pick clean or blow sky-high.
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Your call. What am l bid?
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JOKER: How about nothing?
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lero, zip, zilch, nada.
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My personal check for bupkis.
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Drawn on
the First National Bank of Squadoo.
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(JoKER LAUGHS)
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(GUNS CoCKING)
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Sory, boys,
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this lot is sold.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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(GRoANS)
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Whoops.
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(SCREAMS)
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You really should loosen up, dear.
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Have a laugh now and then.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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That's so much more pleasant.
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MAYOR: Alerting the public now
would on)y cause a panic, tommissioner.
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But if that madman plans to use
the bomb, we've got to clear the city.
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MAYOR: l can't evacuate 10 million
people on your susp�c�ons.
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We don't even know if the bomb's
still in Gotham.
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Keep me posted if you Find anything.
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The Joker will be
extra cautious this time.
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We'll have to think like him.
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Or recruit someone who does.
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(SINGING)
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(DooR oPENS)
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Ms. Quinn.
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(GASPS)
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(GRoANS)
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(GAGGING)
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Don't you knock before entering
a lady's boudoir?
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-l need help.
-Well, you've come to the right place.
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l recommend a lobotomy.
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The Joker's stolen a bomb.
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lf l can't get to him in time
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this city and everyone in it
is going up in a mushroom cloud.
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So you want me to
turn squealer on Mr. J. Ha!
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Sory, B-man, no deal.
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l've talked to Gordon
and Dr. Bartholomew.
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You help me find the Joker, and they'll
write your ticket out of here.
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Whee!
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lf you promise no double-cross.
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Ah, shoot, take all the fun out of life.
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l don't have time foriokes.
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Okay, okay, l promise.
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Shake?
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Oh, the irony of it.
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The grim, stalwart Dark Knight
and his greatest female adversary
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fighting together to save the city.
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l sense a lack of trust.
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Sure you don't need any help
keeping Z�ppy under contro)?
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l'm fine.
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Besides, l need you to be ready
iF Gordon's men get any leads.
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-l'll signal if there's trouble.
-You got it.
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-HARLEY: l wanna listen to the radio.
-Don't!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Oops.
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Listen, and listen good.
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You don't touch anything, say anything
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or do anything unless l tell you!
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-Got it?
-Yes, sir.
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So far, Joker hasn't been seen
at any of his old hideouts.
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l want you to show me the last place
he used when he escaped.
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Okay.
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This used to be our special love nest.
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Have a look around while l slip into
something more comfortable.
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No tricks.
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Hey, we have a deal, remember?
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-(HYENAS GROWLING)
-(yELps)
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(HYENAS SNARLING)
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Whee!
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Ah! l feel like a human being again.
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Hi, babies! Mommy's home!
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Are you the sweetest babies?
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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How do you like our ha-hacienda?
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Charming.
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Especially these monitors.
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Between the cops,
city hall and the mayor's office,
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Joker has the whole city wired.
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He's a genius.
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What's the attraction, Quinn?
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This sick in Fatuation with the Joker.
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Look, Bats, when l was a doctor
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l was always listening
to other people's problems.
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Then l met Mr. J., who listened to me
for a change and made everything fun.
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You think it's funny
when he hurts people?
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lt's iust a ioke.
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Hope you're still laughing
when it's your turn.
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Hmph.
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BATMAN: Meet us at
the Apex novelty factory.
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Quinn says it's an old hideout.
But the Joker may be using it again.
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l'm on my way.
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-Grab on.
-l can do it myseIF, thank you.
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Ha-ha! Ow!
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(LAUGHS FLIRTINGLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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Sneak, sneak, sneak.
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-Shh.
-Shh.
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What do you mean, ''Shh''?
No one's been in this dump for years.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PANICKED CHMER)
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HARLEY: Uh-oh.
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(BmMAN GRoANS)
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Hey, guys, look who l got.
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(GRoANS)
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BOXY: Well, well.
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lf it ain't the big, bad Batman
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come to break up
Boxy Bennett's little social club.
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lt's gonna cost you, freak, big time.
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Hi, Boxy. Long time no see.
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Harley Quinn.
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Last l heard, they tossed you in
the squirrel Farm and swallowed the key.
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What you doing with the Bat?
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(GULPS)
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Come on, you don't think
l was working with Batman?
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l know you'd blow us both away
if you thought that.
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You thought right, sugar.
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Phew.
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So, you ain't seen Mr. J. around,
have you?
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Nope.
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You know, l never could figure
what a cute little number like yourself
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saw in a slob like the Joker.
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Especially when there are suave guys
like me around.
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Now, Boxy.
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Sure, my pudding's
a little temperamental.
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But, gee, what relationship
doesn't have its ups and downs?
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(ALL GASP IN CoNFUSloN)
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Ha!
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A flat.
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(SoFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) l neyer knew
That our romance had ended
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Unt�( you poisoned my food
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And l thought it was a lark
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When you kicked me in the park
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But now l think it was rude
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l never knew that
you and l were finished
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Unti( that bottle hit my head
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Though l tried to be alooF
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When you pushed me offthe rooF
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l Feel our romance is dead
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lt wouldn't have been so bad
Ifyou had told me
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That someone had taken my place
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But no
No, you didn't even scold me
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You just tr�ed to disFigure my Face
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You'll never know
How this heart of m�ne is breaking
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lt loo_s so hopeless, but then
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Life used to be so placid
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Won't you please put down that ac�d?
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And say that we're sweethearts again
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(ALL CHEERING)
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MAN 1 : Yeah.
MAN 2: All right, baby!
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Whoo! All right, B and R!
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ROBIN: Hey, ugly.
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They're all working together.
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(RoBIN GRUNTS)
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(GRoWLS)
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Let's go, Quinn!
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Quinn!
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HARLEY: Whee!
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Bombs away!
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-Huh?
-(ALL vELp)
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Yes!
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(SHRIEKS)
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Did you see the way
l handled those creeps?
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Pow! Bam!
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Oh, Batgirl, eat your heart out.
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What was she be Fore she went bonkers?
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A clinical psychiatrist.
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Figures.
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_____5____�2\code(0135)___M'
0_r____go
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l even checked with Gordon again,
and the mayor still re Fuses
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to let the cops evacuate the city.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Oh, it's brilliant.
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Way to go, Mr. J.!
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What are you saying?
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Oh, come on, Bats.
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You've seen how my pudding
keeps an eye on Gotham.
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What better way to
t�e up the cops
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than to tie up the may0r?
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Whoo-hoo!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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See, do l know how
Mr. J. thinks, or what? Ha!
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And here you thought l was just another
bubble-headed blond bimbo.
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Well, the joke's on you.
l'm not even a real blond.
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Good job.
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Huh? Hey!
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-What gives?
-l can't risk you warning the Joker.
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Would l do a thing like that?
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Hey, let me out! Come on!
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Boy, you iust can't trust some people.
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Nothing like a moonlight dip,
eh, Mr. Mayor? (LAUGHING)
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Please, iust make your ransom demands
and get on with it.
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Oh, no ransom this time, Hammy.
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-You can't mean--
-Oh, yes, indeedy-do.
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lnstead of taking you, the cops
and the Batman down separately,
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l'm going to blast you all at once.
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Send down the plane, boys.
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We're blowing town.
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Literally.
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Yes, si_.
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But all those innocent people.
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Some joke on them, eh?
Think of it as the ultimate punch line.
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(JoKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(GRoANS)
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Ha!
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(YELPS)
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(GRoANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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What? Hey!
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Gee, it's amazing what you find
in people's glove compartments.
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Harley?
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Hi, pudding. Miss me?
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You clever little minx.
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How did you escape from Arkham?
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Batman sprung me so l could find you.
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Had me all locked up
in his bad old car, too.
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__.
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Quinn, we had a deal!
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Deal's off, B-man. No one ever said
anything about hurting Mr. J.
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(VEHICLE APPRoACHING)
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Oh!
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AUTOMATED VOlCE: 1_minute countdown
sequence has been engaged.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Come, my dear.
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We'll get to a safe altitude,
then watch the Fireworks.
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lt's lucky you were here, Harley.
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The countdown sequence
didn't leave Joker enough time
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to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
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Quiet, brat.
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You were gonna come back for me,
weren't you, pudding?
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Of course, pumpkin pie.
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lt's iust that... Well, here you are,
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so l can save myself a trip.
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But what about all our friends?
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lvy and Two-Face and hat guy
and lizard man and puppet head and-
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What about them?
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Don't forget your little pets.
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(GASPS) The babies!
We can't leave the babies!
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l'll buy you a goldfish!
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-Let's go!
-No!
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Why, you little-
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(GRoANS)
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00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,801
You know, Bats, l got a crazy idea
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00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:01,036
Mr. J. may not be the guy
for me after all.
258
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:02,600
(HARLEY SHRIEKS)
259
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,701
(GASPS)
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00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,266
Ha!
261
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,036
-Go around again!
-But, boss...
262
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,669
-l said do it!
-Yes, sir.
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00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,267
(TIMER BEEPING)
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00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:02,266
(BEEPING SToPS)
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00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,201
-Made it with time to spare.
-(pLANE AppRoAcHINc)
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00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:15,834
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,936
That bomb's going off
even iF l go with it!
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00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,268
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:49,369
Laugh this off, pudding!
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BOTH: Whoa!
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(SCREAMS)
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(CoUGHING)
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00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,703
-Freeze, clown.
-Quinn, stop!
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00:20:52,299 --> 00:20:53,833
He's mine, Bats.
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00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,301
You wouldn't dare.
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You don't have the guts.
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00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,201
Not in a million years would you-
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00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,534
(BoTH GASP)
279
00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,201
(BoTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
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00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,134
(LAUGHS)
281
00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,102
Baby, you're the greatest.
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00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,035
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