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Ah, "Fame." Back in the '80s,
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this tale of artsy kids
singing and dancing their way
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through high school delighted me,
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but not everyone got it.
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They're all moving too much.
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Aren't you swept up in their passion
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and devotion to the craft?
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I'll give you a craft... plumbing.
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That's where they're all
gonna be in 10 years,
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when their knees give out and
the songs don't pay the bills.
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How does every conversation end
in your pro-plumbing stance?
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Turns out, I wasn't
the only one obsessed with it.
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I have everything in common
with these artistic children.
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Oh, yeah? That last one
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just did a backflip off a fire hydrant.
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That's for official use, moron!
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Us artsy types are
an unpredictable bunch.
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I'll give you a prediction...
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plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber.
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Shush! We share an artist's soul.
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Yep, my mom had a bad case
of "Fame" fever.
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Look at me.
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Fun stuff, Mrs. G.
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But why exactly are you
drumming on my glass of Tang?
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She's trying to re-create
the magical, rhythmic energy
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of the "Hot Lunch Jam" number
from "Fame."
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Stop "Fame"-ing us during dinner.
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Those were high school kids.
You're like 100!
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It's embarrassing.
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Don't resist.
We all know this rat-a-tatting
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is gonna end in some family hip-shaking
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and booty-quaking.
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This reads as super crazy to me,
but do your thing.
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Unh! There you go, Geoffrey.
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Feel the throbbing pulsations
with your future mother-in-law.
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Geoff, don't you dare let the beat in.
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It's too late. Beat's knocking.
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Sorry, babe.
Geoffy's gotta open the door!
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- Whoo!
- Gah! I truly hate this,
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but the sound is incomplete
without my beatboxing.
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Joanne?
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Any interest in making sweet,
sweet music with us?
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Uh, the wording is questionable,
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but I make a habit of
never saying no to anything.
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Uh-oh! Look what I found
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carelessly placed in front of Erica!
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No, it's not going to happen.
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I feel nothing. It doesn't work on me.
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- Come on.
- Fine.
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- Ooh!
- Whoo!
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Unh-unh! Bring it on down.
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Whoo, yeah!
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Come on, Adam. Get on Mama's shoulders.
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It's time to take this to the street.
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The power of the rhythm makes me
believe that's a good idea.
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- Hot Lunch! Whoo!
- Okay. Whoa!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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Subs by kinglouisxx
for www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was January 12th, 1980-something.
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For Erica and Geoff,
a typical morning at college,
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until my sister spotted
her pal Jean Jacobs.
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Jean? Hey.
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Why are you wearing a party
dress at 7:00 in the morning?
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Ooh, are you going to
a Daytime Emmy watch party?
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Outstanding Game Show Host
is a nail-biter this year.
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I'm just heading home
from an all-nighter.
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It was awesome. We pre-gamed
at the Villanova tailgate,
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and then we post-gamed at
this abandoned cookie factory,
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but that sucked,
so I called my friend Alice.
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She was at Sammy's with
this guy she's hooking up with.
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Y'all know Tater?
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I know tater tots,
the fry's rambunctious cousin.
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Don't care for their shape.
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Well, our night was bananas, too.
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We watched a bartender
do crazy bottle tricks,
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and then he got into a fight
with his boss,
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who's also a bottle juggler,
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and then he moved to Jamaica.
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Isn't that the plot
to the movie "Cocktails"
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starring Tom Cruise?
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Yeah, we rented it
and ordered in Chinese.
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The egg rolls were heavy,
so I fell asleep
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and don't really know how it ends.
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- Oh, he gets the girl.
- Oh, nice.
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Aww. I forgot you guys
are all locked down,
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just engaged and crap.
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Well, one woman's crap is another man's
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mountaintop of utter bliss.
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Don't oversell it, Geoff.
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So we'll catch you in poli sci later?
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I can't. I gotta crash.
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And then I gotta figure out
what I'm wearing
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to the Theta Beta Just Your Bra Party.
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Seems like it's right there in the name.
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College is the best!
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Bye!
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With that, Erica and Geoff
couldn't help but wonder
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why their college experience
felt a little different.
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So, Jean Jacobs is
really getting after it.
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Are we getting after it?
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Of course. We just got
the monthly rental record
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at West Coast Video.
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We beat out everyone, including that boy
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with no immune system
who can't go outside.
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You're right. We're crushing college.
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Wrong! Buzzer sound!
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Gah! How'd you get in here?
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Also, I didn't even bake
that lasagna yet.
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This is what you get for giving me a key
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in case of emergency.
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And the emergency was,
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we wanted to see
what was in your fridge.
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I combined all your juices
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into one giant tropical super-juice.
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It was horrible. I dumped it out.
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Geoff and I do stuff.
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We went to Bookbinder's on Friday.
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I heard. Nana and Poppy said
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they ran into you on your way out,
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and they eat dinner at, like, 4:00.
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Well, we were beating the rush.
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Which we did, by the way. Rush beaten.
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You know what? Being engaged in college
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has turned you both into
pathetic, do-nothing sad sacks.
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Oh, come on. There's a whole community
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of like-minded young,
engaged people on campus.
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I mean, there has to be.
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For sure. College is all about
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permanent and endless monogamy.
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You can totally be engaged
in college and still be cool,
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and we'll prove it with a dinner party.
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It's either dinner or a party, Erica.
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You can't have it both ways.
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Who's coming to this shindig?
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You guys, and every fun-loving
engaged couple around.
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We'll lock in a few of those firecrackers,
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and then you'll see how we go off.
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To quote the teen who lives downstairs
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that I'm desperate to impress, "Booya."
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Booya indeed.
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As Erica and Geoff insisted
they weren't boring weirdos,
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Principle Ball was busy
boring the faculty.
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Next week is our annual
Teacher-Senior-Sendoff,
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so why don't we just
rip off the Band-Aid
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and do a quick rehearsal.
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♪ Voices ring out to thee ♪
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♪ Hail, William Penn ♪
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Stop it!
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These wonderful children
have been in our care
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for 12 formative years!
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Don't you think they deserve
a better send-off
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than some mournful dirge?
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Oh, botheration.
She's got something cooking.
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You can tell by her tone.
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Now, who knows
the musical sensation "Fame"?
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Don't you mean "Lame"? Ha!
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Move over, Leonard Maltin.
I'm starting my own takedown
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of Hollywood's biggest misses.
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You could call it "Woodburn's Burns."
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I've never liked you till this moment.
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- Mm.
- Okay. Focus!
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I'm talking about a big,
theatrical production
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with singing, choreography, costumes,
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and me at the center of it all.
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Or we could go with the dumb hymn.
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It's horrible, but it's easier to sing
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while plastered on cooking sherry.
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Maybe this should be a take aside,
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but I like what you're
putting out there.
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These are our seniors
we're talking about.
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Let's blow it out.
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As principal, I have the final word,
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and our crappy hymn it is.
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Thank you, Earl, for
shutting down Beverly Goldberg,
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who pitched an idea that we all hate.
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- I love your "Fame" idea.
- Really?
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Yes. I'm a "Fame"-a-holic.
I've seen it 19 times.
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The ticket guy at the theater
thinks I'm mentally unstable.
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Well, you know,
they have it on VHS, John.
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I was an early adopter
of the Sony format Betamax.
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Its retail failure was also my own.
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Then why'd you double down
and say my idea was terrible?
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Peer pressure and outie belly buttons
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are my greatest fears.
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But you don't know how many
school musicals I've sat through,
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silently longing to be up there
under those hot lights myself.
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Then, baby, they'll remember your name.
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That's from the movie!
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While my mom and Glascott
cooked up a plan,
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dinner was served at Erica and Geoff's.
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Who wants crostinis?
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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Trip? Dawn?
Some crusty bread for dipping?
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Well, did you know bread from the fridge
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goes stale six times faster
than bread at room temperature?
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Sweet bread fact, bro.
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I'll remember it next time
I can't fall asleep.
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After a painful search,
Erica and Geoff managed to find
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one other engaged couple on campus,
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who were boring as hell.
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Who knew there were so many
kinds of crisper drawers?
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That's crazy.
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It covers theft, water damage,
natural disasters,
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bodily injuries...
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Everything crisps.
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Lettuce, zucchini, squash, potatoes...
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Turns out, our shower head
wasn't properly sealed.
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It was like, drip, drip,
drip, drip, drip, drip.
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Interesting.
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Babe?
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- Erica?
- Oh. That's crazy.
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- We gotta do something.
- Yeah.
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Sister Erica,
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join me on the veranda
to look at the moon?
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Brother Geoff, can you show me
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where you keep your sharpest knives?
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Dude, do you not see what's going on?
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You're failing your partner.
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Wait, is Erica upset?
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Yes, she's realizing
her future is just gonna be
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these stuffy-ass dinners
with Drip and Yawn.
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Trip and Dawn. And, oh, my God,
she is realizing that.
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Yuh-huh. She used to be a party girl,
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but you shut the door
on that part of her life
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when you got engaged.
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You made her a snooze.
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Snooze? Dad says that's
the button for quitters.
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I can't believe Geoff roped us
into dinner with these dipwads.
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No, don't blame sweet, simple Geoffrey.
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If this is anyone's fault, it's yours.
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- How?
- Think about it.
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Geoff's always been Geoff...
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anxious, uptight, indecisive,
hugely boring.
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But in a lovable way.
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He's the best.
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But you? You used to be a badass.
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A dropout rock star who scared people.
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Well, then what am I now?
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Putting it gently?
Walking, talking death.
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- Hey!
- Hey yourself.
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You make Trip and Dawn
seem like Robin Williams.
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This is all very unfair.
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So what do I do?
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You're gonna throw a rager.
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The biggest party ever.
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Also, side note, Dawn wants me bad.
250
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I'm gonna go eat all the cheese.
251
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,025
As Erica and Geoff realized
they needed a change,
252
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,987
my mom was gonna change
the teachers' minds.
253
00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,866
'Cause nothing gets
people excited for "Fame"
254
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,993
like a "Hot Lunch Jam."
255
00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,664
Or, at least,
that's what my mom thought.
256
00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,207
No one else is Hot Lunch Jamming.
257
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,835
Trust me, if it worked on
my cynical kids,
258
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,670
it'll work on this crusty bunch.
259
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:09,007
And yet, it couldn't,
despite their best attempts.
260
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,594
They even did this.
261
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,679
- Has it ever taken this long?
- No.
262
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,599
We should be a tangle of
sweaty teacher bodies by now.
263
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,892
I know. Get on the table.
264
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,102
- I'll dramatically uncover the piano.
- Okay.
265
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,817
What is going on in here?
266
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,778
They're making me do the impossible...
267
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,780
not enjoy my cod.
268
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,532
Beverly, I told you
we're doing the Quaker hymn.
269
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,159
Just give it a chance.
270
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:40,079
Damn it, John.
Tell a story with your hips!
271
00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,832
I'm going down!
272
00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:45,293
- Ow, my leg!
- Oh, dang it.
273
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:49,464
Feel better, Earl.
Sorry about your dislocated leg.
274
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,467
Well, he's gone. Who's in charge now?
275
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,260
That'd be Vice Principal Davis.
276
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,429
But he took a leave of absence
to deal with family issues.
277
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,847
So who's after him?
278
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,183
I say we Thunderdome for it.
279
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,226
We're not all gonna fight you.
280
00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,978
Not at once. I'm thinking round-robin.
281
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,272
Well, thankfully,
I have the William Penn charter
282
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:10,443
shrunken down to pocket size
for situations just like this.
283
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,903
- Oh, my.
- What's "Oh, my"?
284
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,198
Because I'm coming around
to this Thunderdome idea.
285
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,116
The line of succession is very clear...
286
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,494
principal, vice principal,
287
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,578
Quaker warden.
288
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,997
- Is that me?
- No, 'tis I.
289
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,415
And you know what that means?
290
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,142
We're doing "Fame"!
291
00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:28,962
- No, I'm in charge. I get to say it.
- Oh.
292
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:32,715
We're doing "Fame"!
293
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,844
Desperate to prove to each other
294
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,262
that they still knew how to party,
295
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,222
Erica and Geoff got to planning.
296
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,809
Okay, so, what kind of
sick bash should this be
297
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,686
that we both definitely really want?
298
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,229
So bad. And big.
299
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,480
A big, bad one.
300
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,731
Like, with games.
301
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,108
Games, for sure.
302
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,734
Games would be...
303
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,278
one idea.
304
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,612
Not one that I would do.
305
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,656
Maybe something more college.
Right, Geoff?
306
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,533
Right. Something more college.
307
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,784
Water.
308
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,202
Milkshakes.
309
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,453
Beer. That's beer.
310
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,163
Yeah, like a few six-packs.
311
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,748
10-packs?
312
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,875
10 six-packs.
313
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,209
That sounds perfect.
314
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,462
And a big guy. Santa!
315
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,089
Fun is always in season.
316
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,883
That's a keg. That's what I meant.
317
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,634
Oh, yeah. I was gonna say keg.
318
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,927
Like, one big old keg.
319
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,178
You'll need six kegs.
320
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,555
Sorry, I didn't know
how to indicate that.
321
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,809
If I know us and our many
beer-guzzling pals,
322
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,185
that's the right amount.
323
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,938
- Speaking of, who should we invite?
- Bret Michaels.
324
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,732
How about a nice mix of
students and faculty?
325
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,609
Or maybe a random mix of everyone.
326
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,527
Get a band, too. A loud one.
327
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,778
Ooh, like a jazz trio.
328
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,530
You know what kind of music Erica loves?
329
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,407
- Heavy metal.
- Oh, yeah.
330
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,366
Big head-banger.
331
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,160
Studies have shown that heavy metal
332
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,661
can be damaging to your hearing.
333
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,706
- Geoff.
- Which is why we have four other senses.
334
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,166
You do rely on your nose a lot.
335
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,002
I do. I do. My old sniffer
really fills out the world.
336
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,879
Still feels like you've got to
kick it up a notch.
337
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,047
Like human bowling.
338
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,590
And axe-chucking.
339
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,175
- A foam room.
- Snake racing.
340
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,719
- Fire-breathing.
- Boxing, both regular and foxy.
341
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,765
- A foam room.
- You said that already.
342
00:12:01,836 --> 00:12:03,112
- I'm repeating it for emphasis.
- Oh, okay.
343
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,516
Those all seem perfect
for the party I want.
344
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,477
Me, too. I guess I'll go tidy up
345
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,562
and buy some axes.
346
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,148
Is it possible that we got carried away?
347
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,608
Yeah. Nailed it again.
348
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,151
As Erica and Geoff wanted to prove
349
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,111
they were the greatest partiers alive,
350
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,531
the faculty wouldn't be
caught dead performing "Fame."
351
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,910
You can't seriously expect us to
get up on that stage, Beverly.
352
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,621
It's Acting Principal Beverly.
353
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,373
As such, I could easily have
354
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,625
your history class moved to room B100.
355
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,876
The windowless basement?
356
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,211
I mean, who would even direct?
357
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,172
I've got someone with
an intimate knowledge of "Fame."
358
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,548
A bouncy little number
359
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,801
composed straight out of my body.
360
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,803
Your maestro has arrived!
361
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,389
The only thing I haven't done
in my storied career
362
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,140
at this school is direct a play.
363
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,392
Or do a single pull-up.
364
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,894
- Coach Mellor, chorus.
- Hmm!
365
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,105
In just three days, you'll be asking me,
366
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,773
"Why are they all staring?"
367
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,275
The answer is simple... "Fame."
368
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,735
And that weird little cane
you got, Goldberg.
369
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,905
- Mr. Perott, also chorus.
- Boom!
370
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,156
Anyone else want to test me?
371
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,908
I think you're doing a great job, Adam.
372
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,785
Glascott, male lead.
373
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,745
Yes! I earned it with my talent.
374
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,831
Now get some sleep,
you merry band of players,
375
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,834
for tomorrow, you tread my stage.
376
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,502
But we're all here now.
377
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,837
Tomorrow!
378
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,588
That's right, poopie. Keep 'em guessing.
379
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,048
That's great leadership.
380
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,300
- And so...
- Ow.
381
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,802
...I embraced the role of director.
382
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,721
Ow. Oh. Thanks.
383
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,597
Perhaps too much.
384
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,433
You are nothing.
385
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,642
But you are in luck,
386
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,020
because I am an overflowing fountain
387
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,814
ready to spill forth my skills upon you.
388
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,524
Yes! My baby's losing his mind
389
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,026
in service of my vision.
390
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,610
We must walk before we run.
391
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,947
Actor's calisthenics! Stretch.
392
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,074
Yeah, I worked those teachers
to the bone.
393
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,868
No, it's more like this!
394
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,036
I loved every second of it.
395
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,621
You're sitting together,
396
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,206
but you're miles apart.
397
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,167
Again!
398
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,086
Oh, passé, Glascott. Passé!
399
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,922
No, no, no, no, no, no! Jazz hands!
400
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,341
You dance like no one is watching.
401
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,052
'Cause no one can watch!
402
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,553
The rehearsals got pretty brutal.
403
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,637
Again!
404
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,458
- But soon...
- Okay, we can do this.
405
00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:10,308
...my teachers started to
find their voice.
406
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,685
"Fame" was actually coming together.
407
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,688
- Yes!
- What's this incredible high I'm feeling?
408
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,482
It's "Fame"!
409
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,151
Yes!
410
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,198
I...
411
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,074
didn't hate it.
412
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,452
We have to stay friends after this!
413
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,453
Yes!
414
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,246
As the Senior-Sendoff came together,
415
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,707
my sister's party was popping off.
416
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,625
Sweet party.
417
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,335
D-Definitely an accurate number of kegs
418
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,878
in our modest living space.
419
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,172
And I like how our kitchen
is a mosh pit now.
420
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,049
- For sure.
- Very college.
421
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,509
And I saw the guys from Theta Beta
422
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,552
hucking our throw pillows
out the window.
423
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,304
I never should have told them
what they were called.
424
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,056
This is nuts!
425
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,058
A guy's got a whole merch table set up,
426
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,726
and I must be kinda drunk,
427
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,228
because I bought this hideous shirt.
428
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,813
That's mine, but totally cool.
429
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,190
The way I party, I have no use
for them anymore.
430
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,149
Ooh.
431
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,567
Yep, neither Geoff nor Erica
432
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,277
- were gonna put a stop to this...
- Cheers.
433
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,697
...so the insane game
of chicken only got worse.
434
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,033
Okay, uh...
435
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,160
Seems like a good fight.
I'm gonna go this way.
436
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,578
- 'Scuse me.
- Aah!
437
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,872
Even though it was an awesome hang,
438
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,666
not everyone was loving it.
439
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,503
Hey. What are you doing out here?
440
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,047
Oh, I thought somebody should
pick these up.
441
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,174
They were an engagement gift
from the Pasternaks.
442
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,551
Josh and Melinda are so thoughtful.
443
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,302
I kind of needed a minute, too.
444
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,929
But you wanted this party.
445
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,305
Me? I thought you did.
446
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,390
Are you kidding?
447
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,600
The lacrosse team's
doing kamikazes off my cello
448
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,893
and calling it "cello shots."
449
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,895
It's extremely clever,
but also destructive.
450
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,731
I thought you needed me to be
the loose cannon to balance you out.
451
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,192
I thought it killed you that
Jean Jacobs and Tater
452
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,069
and everyone else
are doing college right
453
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,321
and we're just engaged and boring.
454
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,489
I thought it kills you
455
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,324
that the fun girl
that you chased forever
456
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,034
is a completely different person now.
457
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,369
- What?
- I don't know.
458
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,453
I don't know, either.
459
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,289
All I know is, this night
can't get any worse.
460
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,419
Tater was right.
It didn't bounce at all.
461
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,422
While Erica and Geoff's bash
got way out of control,
462
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,424
the teachers couldn't
control their excitement
463
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,886
to show off their hard work
and perform "Fame."
464
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,262
Happy opening night, Mama.
465
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,168
Squishy! You shouldn't have!
466
00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:15,516
Oh, these are for me.
467
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,727
One of the cast knows
how to treat their director.
468
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,103
Never stop playing the game.
469
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,147
I heard there's already
a line to get in.
470
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,358
See? Tonight's gonna go down
in school history.
471
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,027
Harrowing news, everyone.
472
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,155
I was minding my business
in the east hallway washroom,
473
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,865
and I overheard a sinister plot.
474
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,034
The seniors are going to, quote,
475
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,078
"rag on those goofy teachers
until they cry."
476
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,872
- No way.
- Yes, way.
477
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,958
Brian Corbett and Brian Walls
are gonna tear us apart.
478
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,669
The Brians? So popular and catty.
479
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,962
Oh, and it wasn't just them.
480
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,548
There was a stream of pupils
entering and exiting,
481
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,926
each one more mocking than the next.
482
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:55,473
Jason B., Xavier M.,
Rodney R., Jason B. again.
483
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,308
All of those people came in and out
484
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,643
while you were in the bathroom?
485
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,103
Yes. We are lambs for the slaughter.
486
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,188
I'm just concerned about
487
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,731
how long you were in the bathroom.
488
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,608
You went before we even broke for lunch.
489
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,901
I thought he left for the day.
490
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,195
We all have our own ways
of managing pre-show jitters.
491
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,197
I hope you at least brought a book.
492
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,449
Focus, people.
We're in real trouble here.
493
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,034
We can't sing or dance,
494
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,911
and look at these form-fitting costumes.
495
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,037
Way ahead of you.
496
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,789
- He's right.
- I look like a pastry bag.
497
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,165
What if a Brian thinks I'm lame?
498
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,292
- I'm outie.
- Me, too.
499
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,961
So that's it?
500
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,796
I'm sorry I wanted
to send these kids off
501
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,965
with something memorable
that shows how much
502
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,384
their faculty really cares about them.
503
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,679
Bullet dodged.
504
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,181
Or maybe my mom is right.
505
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,809
Sure, some Brians
would have laughed a little,
506
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,395
but it would have meant a lot
to the rest of the seniors
507
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,398
to see you guys celebrate
their time here.
508
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,985
I know because I'm one of them.
509
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,779
Well, I'm still gonna get topless.
510
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,906
Helen, we were never doing
that part of the movie.
511
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,992
What movie?
512
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,871
After forcing the faculty
into "Fame" and failing,
513
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,456
my mom's dream for an epic
514
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,625
Teacher-Senior-Sendoff was dead.
515
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,878
Well, I hope you're ready for
a joyless Quaker hymn.
516
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,672
This one was written 200 years ago
517
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,549
to thank God for a bountiful harvest.
518
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,803
So just close your eyes
and imagine that wheat.
519
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,806
I know you're upset about
the whole teacher goodbye thing.
520
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,475
Damn it, why is Woodburn
blocking the drop-off line?
521
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,269
This day's never gonna start.
522
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,437
Hold on. Look.
523
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,691
Wait.
524
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,568
They're putting speakers
on top of the car
525
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,361
like that scene in "Fame"!
526
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,196
You know what, Beverly? You were right.
527
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,323
These seniors deserve
528
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,241
the greatest show of their lives.
529
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,785
So we're gonna embarrass
the hell out of ourselves.
530
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,911
Hit it!
531
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,874
And they really were.
532
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,918
This is the magical moment
I've always wanted.
533
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,545
We're doing "Fame"!
534
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,713
♪ Fame ♪
535
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,216
♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
536
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,719
♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪
537
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,678
♪ High ♪
538
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,846
Check it.
539
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,140
The teachers are "Fame"-ing
in the parking lot.
540
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,560
My mind says "mock them,"
but my body says "join them."
541
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,771
That day, the seniors got
542
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,648
the most memorable sendoff
we ever could have imagined.
543
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,734
Darn it! I know I said no to "Fame,"
544
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,944
but even my broken body
is feeling the rhythm.
545
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,072
♪ Forever ♪
546
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,324
♪ Baby, remember my name ♪
547
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,869
♪ Remember, remember,
remember, remember ♪
548
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,830
With my mom's help,
a new tradition was born,
549
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,791
but, then again, shaking things up
550
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,794
doesn't always work out
the way you wanted.
551
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,045
Well, it's official.
552
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,255
Everything is either missing or broken.
553
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,924
For sure. And also, why are there
554
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,425
sheets on our bed that aren't ours?
555
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,886
So much destruction. So much mystery.
556
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,431
Look, about what I said...
557
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,893
Sometimes I do wonder
if I'm missing out.
558
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,230
And sometimes I worry
that it's because of me.
559
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,400
No way. I love you,
and I love what we have.
560
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,235
But you were, like, this rock star
561
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,237
living a super-fun life.
562
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,364
- Don't you miss that?
- Are you kidding me?
563
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,282
If anything, I'd say
you're the rock star.
564
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,867
Yeah, I don't see that.
565
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,120
Geoff, you proposed to me in college.
566
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,663
That's badass, dude.
567
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,499
I guess we are blazing
our own trail, huh?
568
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,500
Totally.
569
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,960
And if we want to have more fun,
570
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,004
it doesn't have to involve
furniture flying out windows.
571
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,506
We could, like...
572
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,008
Get some beers,
do karaoke with our friends?
573
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,677
- I'd love that.
- Me, too.
574
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,597
Wait, but what about this mess?
575
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,932
We're college kids.
576
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,434
We'll worry about it tomorrow.
577
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,687
Sometimes the choices we make
in our lives feel scary.
578
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,147
♪ Fame ♪
579
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,150
♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
580
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,776
But when we treat the people we love
581
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,279
with honesty and kindness,
582
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,949
- that's when you find the rhythm.
- ♪ I feel it coming together ♪
583
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,701
'Cause in the end,
584
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,327
we don't have to live forever
585
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,080
to make the most of the lives we got.
586
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,457
♪ I'm gonna live forever ♪
587
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,876
♪ I'm gonna learn how to fly ♪
588
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,043
♪ High ♪
589
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,714
♪ I feel it coming together ♪
590
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,176
- ♪ People will see me and cry ♪
- ♪ Pray ♪
591
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,763
And... the line of succession
is officially amended.
592
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,265
Amended to what, exactly?
593
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,685
It goes principal, VP,
secretary of admissions,
594
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,353
the district's athletic director,
595
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,730
our food services driver,
596
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,815
every member of our custodial staff,
597
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,985
the crossing guard with one arm,
bus driver Tim,
598
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,112
and the valedictorian from grade eight.
599
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,280
This all seems like a lot
600
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,449
to keep me from being in charge again.
601
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,576
And yet, it's just the right amount.
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