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[bicycles whirring]
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[Danny] On your right.
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- Is that an SLR 9?
- Sure is.
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That's crazy. I used to have one of those.
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- Yeah?
- I don't do carbon anymore, though.
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Aluminum is just the king.
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Yeah, I was thinking
about making the switch.
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How far you headed?
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- Just down Old Topanga and back.
- Oh, word, me too.
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- It's nice to have a riding partner today.
- Definitely.
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I'm George, by the way.
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Hey. I'm Zane.
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[Isaac] Ugh. Fucking house arrest,
and now this?
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I can't believe I got shingles
on top of everything else.
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It's stress, dude.
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Power of the mind. Mind over matter.
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- It's the power of herpes.
- Shut the fuck up, Bobby.
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Yo, herpes zoster.
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- [Isaac] Stop saying "herpes."
- It's chicken pox.
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Not everything is science.
It helps to relax.
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Relax? Thanks, Michael.
How am I supposed to relax?
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They got me crossing state lines,
grand larceny, assault. I'm fucked.
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- I'm fucked, dude.
- [knocking on door]
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It's your cousin.
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Don't be all welcoming and shit.
I want him to feel bad.
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Yo, long time, man. Sick beanie, bro.
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[Isaac clears throat]
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Fuck you.
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- Okay.
- [Isaac] Hey, Danny.
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Come on in. Nice to see you.
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I'm going to prison for the both of us,
and that's what you brought?
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- Sara Lee pound cake?
- I...
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I just made a quick stop.
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Whatever. Cut the shit up.
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Thick slices.
Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.
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Okay. What the...?
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You think there's gluten in here?
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[Michael]
The whole fucking thing is gluten.
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[Danny] Hey, you know,
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I tried to tell the cops
it wasn't all you,
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but they wouldn't believe me.
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- Yeah? You told the cops?
- I did. Like...
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They knew the truck and business
were under your name, so it's like...
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None of this would've went down
if you didn't steal a fridge.
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Who registers a mini fridge?
What the fuck?
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None of it would've went down
if your brother didn't steal the truck.
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This is that plant bitch's fault.
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Yeah? The plant bitch,
will she pay my legal fees?
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Pay back the 20K you owe me?
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I got to thinking,
"There's no way this bitch is self-made."
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All that bragging about
pouring milk into mouths?
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- Shut up, liar. What are you talking...?
- The fuck are you talking about?!
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The plant bitch, the milk,
what are you talking about?
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It always fucked with me
she wasn't married to some white dude.
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And guess what,
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her husband is the son
of a big Japanese artist.
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Dude, she married into art money.
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They got all this crazy shit
we could steal.
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No, for real.
He told me all about his father's pieces.
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- You're hanging out with the husband now?
- Don't worry, I didn't tell my real name.
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I introduced myself as Zane.
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- [Bobby] Oh!
- [Michael] Fuck.
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You're out there doing fucking cosplay?!
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Here's what you'll do.
You'll finish working at the church,
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and then I'll cash that check.
I'm gonna cash it!
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You work, I cash.
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And then I'm gonna keep cashing.
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I'll keep cashing till I can pay off
the lawyer to keep me out of jail, okay?
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Is that cool?
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Does that work for you?
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You see that?
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I was there. K-Town riots.
Just off of frame.
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If they just used the wider lens,
I'd be in the history books.
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Oh, fuck, dude, this is good.
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You guys try this?
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[Michael] This shit is so heavy, bro.
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Fuck this job.
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[Bobby groans]
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[Michael] What the fuck, Bobby?
What did I tell you about the gun, dude?
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- [Bobby] What?
- Come on, this is a church.
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- Put it in the car.
- Relax. I forgot.
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Remember Dick?
Remember him and his friend?
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I don't know any Dicks, bro.
Who's naming their kid Dick anymore?
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The former vice president Dick Cheney
is who I'm talking about, dude.
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He shot his friend
in the fucking face, dude.
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[Bobby] Fine. I'll put it in the car.
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Did you ever hear
of the Harvard crow study?
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- I got waitlisted at Harvard.
- I know.
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They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask
and he was mean to these crows,
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and the crows talked to other crows.
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All over the country,
no matter where Cheney was,
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crows would attack his ass.
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They'd be chirping at his face,
just pecking him and shit.
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I got into UT Austin as well.
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Dope.
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Yo, thanks for helping with this, guys.
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We're just here to get paid, man.
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- [Michael] Not paid enough, right?
- Know what I mean?
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Hey, I heard you guys started
working for Isaac about two years ago.
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Is that what he said?
Working for him, not with him?
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He's been doing that since we were kids,
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telling you that you're equals,
but he always ends up being the alpha.
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- He wishes he was alpha.
- Dude's not even a beta.
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Yeah, no, he's like zeta.
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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What?
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Cool.
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Yeah. Yeah, dude's got no vision.
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Yeah, I got vision, though.
Just no one can see my vision but me.
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Yo, your art heist idea?
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- Fucking fuego.
- Yup.
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Thanks, man.
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She upgraded her security system,
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but I got in before, I can get in again.
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[Bobby] What did you steal last time?
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Oh. Uh...
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I, uh...
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I pissed all over her bathroom.
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Like, gallons.
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Very cool.
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I told her I was a contractor
and walked right in.
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Yo, we could say we're contractors.
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Yup.
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Nah, I already did that one,
so, you know...
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Well, you know, but there's no bad ideas.
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I'm not like Isaac.
This is a three-way street.
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What did you have in mind?
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[doorbell rings]
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- Zane, my man.
- Yo.
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Thanks for coming, man.
I know it was short notice.
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Man, thanks for having me.
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I normally have to lead praise band
rehearsal, but I have a day off.
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I know you.
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- Sorry. She's weird around new people.
- Oh, no, it's...
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Come on in.
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Oh, man, beautiful home.
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This is a timeless kitchen, man.
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Ah. Thanks, Zane.
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I know you.
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Sweetie, we don't do that. Okay?
That's not how we greet new guests.
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One sec, let me get her some candy.
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- Oh, hey, I have some Skittles.
- Oh, you do? In your pocket?
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Got a sweet tooth.
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Can I have some, please?
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If Zane gives you some,
are you gonna stop saying "I know you"?
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I always keep a bag in my truck,
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- so any time, just ask. Okay?
- Okay.
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- Can I use your bathroom?
- Yeah. Straight down to the left.
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[Danny] Thanks.
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Uh, don't shoot the messenger,
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but I think there's a leak
in your plumbing.
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I heard some trickling behind the tiles.
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Fudge sundae.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I think so.
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[George] Shoot.
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Well, I gotta call Amy.
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- She handles all the house stuff.
- Dude, we can handle this.
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You know what? Let's do some research.
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- I'll do the research.
- No, it's too much trouble.
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Not a problem at all. I'm on it.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Looking up plumbers right now.
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Thanks, man. You're the best.
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Yo, best recognize best.
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- Hey.
- [laughs]
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[Michael] Nice. Danny just texted
a list of shit to buy.
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This is what I'm talking about, man.
Finally, a fucking plan.
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- Yo.
- Yo?
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Overalls. That's the move.
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No, bro. Farmers wear overalls, dude.
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- So do plumbers.
- No, they don't. This ain't a video game.
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- Where you see a farmer at?
- I went apple picking a couple weeks ago.
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Let's buy this shit.
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All right.
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This is where it all goes down.
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Wow. Very cool.
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What are those?
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Oh, uh...
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Those are my late father's pieces.
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Right. I remember you mentioning him.
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- Right.
- This just returned from the gallery.
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- Tamago, the Holy Grail.
- [Danny] Wow.
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No offense to your dad, um,
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but, I don't know, these pieces
kind of feel like a little out of a place,
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compared to all the crazy, creative stuff
you got going on everywhere else.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean, like, this is what I imagine
when I hear about fine art, you know?
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Makes me feel like...
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I don't know how to describe it.
I'm not good at this shit.
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There's no bad way of interpreting art.
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Say whatever comes to mind.
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I mean, you know,
I don't know if it's right, but...
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Uh, I don't know, it kind of makes me...
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feel sad.
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Gives me like a...
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a sticky feeling inside,
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I don't know,
like in my chest, in my legs.
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I don't know, I'm just, like,
going off the top of my head.
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Wow, um...
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You okay? Did I do that wrong? That was...
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No, no. You did great. Um...
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I don't know,
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sometimes I just feel like a fraud,
you know?
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- Hmm.
- When my dad passed away,
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my first thought was,
"I wonder if he died disappointed."
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No one ever told me otherwise, so, um...
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That was really nice.
Thank you, thank you.
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Yeah, no problem, man.
I mean, you got the gift.
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I'm so glad I met you, man.
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I've been kind of lonely lately.
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My wife's been so busy making
all these big life decisions without me.
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I know we just met,
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but I feel like you actually care.
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You're a good person.
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I have a good sense about these things.
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Thanks, man.
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I gotta make a quick call, if that's cool?
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- Yeah. Yes, please. Yeah.
- I'll be right back.
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[line ringing]
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- [Michael] Yo, Danny. What's up?
- Michael.
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Hey, dude, plan's off. Okay?
I don't have time to explain.
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What? Did you do the leak?
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Yeah, but there's nothing
worth stealing here.
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- They got a TV, though, don't they?
- Yeah, they have a TV.
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- But just forget it, okay?
- We already got all the stuff, man.
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- What do you mean? Just put it back.
- It's in the cart.
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- You can't put it back. It's rude.
- It's not rude.
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Dude, if you won't do it, then we will.
Send me her address.
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- No, I am not giving you their address.
- Don't make us look it up. We'll find it.
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We're not robbing this house.
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- Come on. Dude!
- End of story.
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Plan's off.
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- Fucking Chos, man.
- Yeah.
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So, what now?
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Listen for trickling water.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hi. Can I help you?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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We were just driving by
in the neighborhood,
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- and we noticed... We're plumbers.
- We're plumbers.
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00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,254
We noticed that you might
have a little water leak.
240
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,884
- You guys are good. How'd you know?
- [Bobby] You could have a pinhole leak.
241
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,386
- It's caused by heavy minerals.
- [Michael] Yup.
242
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,014
And I gotta tell you,
as professionals, it's not safe.
243
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,184
There could be dangerous mold
growing in there right now.
244
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:52,980
We recommend you get out immediately,
so we can take care of it, if you'd like.
245
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:58,068
You know, I appreciate all the info,
but I'm gonna get a second opinion.
246
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,571
Uh, there's two of us, so...
247
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:04,283
I have an opinion, he's got one.
There's two of them there.
248
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:07,127
- I'm sure. Thank you, guys. Take care.
- [Bobby] The longer you wait,
249
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,055
- the worse it's gonna get.
- [Michael] Way worse.
250
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,079
[fans whirring]
251
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,625
I could totally tell
they were scamming me.
252
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:16,045
So I watched a few videos,
I bought a few fans,
253
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,631
and then I turned off the water valve.
254
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,924
All by myself.
255
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,553
There might be some mold, though,
256
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,390
so we'll have to call some people in
to come test it while we're away.
257
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,517
What?
258
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:37,691
Oh. I found us an Airbnb in Ojai.
259
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,110
Ojai!
260
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,698
Amy's gonna meet us after work.
261
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,370
I know.
262
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,540
I wish it could be us going instead.
263
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,668
Stop it.
264
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,628
I miss you too.
265
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,924
Okay, okay. Well, I gotta go.
I gotta clean up.
266
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,218
I'll call you when I come back, okay?
267
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,095
I love you too.
268
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:09,932
Bye, Mia.
269
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,229
[Mia] Well, think about me.
I can't wait until you get back. Bye.
270
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,776
[Fumi] Uh, excuse me?
271
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,904
Oh, my gosh. Mrs. Nakai.
272
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,364
Okay. Yeah.
273
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,618
Amy should be right out, like any second.
274
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,539
I'm Mia, by the way.
275
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,668
I don't think we've ever met,
but we've spoken over the phone.
276
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:41,088
I haven't been here in a while.
Is it always like this?
277
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,840
Sorry for the mess.
278
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,925
A bunch of people just quit.
279
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:49,889
The acquisition news got out,
and everyone's looking for jobs.
280
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,350
Chaos always follows my daughter-in-law
wherever she goes.
281
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,186
I guess that's why her and George
make such a great pair.
282
00:14:56,270 --> 00:15:00,441
It's almost like a yin-yang, right?
283
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,277
Are my son's vases selling?
284
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,072
Oh. You know, I think what's happening
is people are admiring them...
285
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,118
Even the most imaginative vases,
like the '70s Scheurich Fat Lavas,
286
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,370
were limited to red or brown glazes.
287
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,915
The abstract nature of Joji's vases
288
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,792
reflect the state of emergence
he's participating in.
289
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,587
Oh, my God.
Don't get me started on Fat Lavas.
290
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,381
That's what you should say
to the customers.
291
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,507
Right.
292
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,845
I was just talking to George about
his glazing techniques the other day.
293
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,015
I admire the artistry
in your family so much.
294
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,851
So if you ever need an assistant
295
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,395
or know of any galleries hiring, I'd be...
296
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,483
- Is there a restroom nearby?
- Oh. Yeah. It's right around the corner.
297
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,760
- [camera clicks]
- [Fumi shouts]
298
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,037
Oh, my God.
I was just checking an ingrown hair.
299
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,373
- No need to explain.
- [Amy] One second.
300
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,668
Fumi. Hi.
301
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,005
- I didn't know you were coming by.
- [Fumi] I had the Uber drop me off.
302
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,466
- Did you forget?
- [Amy] Lunch.
303
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:11,303
Oh, my God. You know, Fumi,
it's been so hectic lately. Um...
304
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,723
- Can we reschedule?
- [Fumi] That's okay.
305
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,310
- I could only do a quick bite, anyway.
- [Amy] Okay, great. Um...
306
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,523
I'll make sure to book enough time
so we can order the whole menu.
307
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,070
- May I?
- Yeah, of course. [chuckles]
308
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:32,992
[door closes]
309
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,036
[Fumi] But, Joji, why wouldn't you just
leave that to the professionals?
310
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,249
[George] These plumbers did stop by
the house, but I fixed it all by myself,
311
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,292
you know, with my own two hands.
312
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,503
You sculpt with your hands.
313
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,340
I know, Mom,
but it's nice to feel useful for once.
314
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,592
Oh, I'm pulling into Ojai now.
315
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,637
I'll call you later, all right?
Miss you, love you.
316
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,763
[call disconnects]
317
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,861
[Fumi] Hello, Joyce. It's Fumi.
318
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,864
Just calling to chat.
319
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,615
Call me. Bye-bye.
320
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,327
[line ringing]
321
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,390
[on voicemail] You've reached Renee.
Leave me a message. Thanks.
322
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,584
Hello, Renee. It's Fumi.
Just calling to chat.
323
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,877
Call me. Bye-bye.
324
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,130
Um...
325
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,303
[phone buzzing]
326
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,630
- Hello, Tom.
- [Tom] Mrs. Nakai.
327
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,896
Sorry I didn't get back to you earlier.
Busy day.
328
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,731
That's okay. I'm just following up.
329
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,400
Were you able to get that loan
from your daughter-in-law?
330
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,029
We were supposed to speak earlier today.
I had to reschedule.
331
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,739
Listen, as your accountant,
332
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,325
I have to say,
things are not looking good.
333
00:17:56,408 --> 00:18:00,621
Haru's estate isn't solvent,
and I just got your credit card statement.
334
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,955
We've spoken about this.
335
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,209
You need to create a new budget
or find new streams of revenue.
336
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,835
I know, I know.
337
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:11,131
You just got the Tamago chair back
from the gallery. Maybe finally sell?
338
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,467
I can't sell, you know that.
339
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,011
And even if I wanted to,
George would never let me.
340
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,721
You want me to talk to him?
341
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,014
No, please don't.
342
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,267
He's still not over Haru
leaving him so little.
343
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,228
You know, he's out of town,
344
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,481
but I can go to his place
and pick some other pieces to sell.
345
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,564
Okay, Tom?
346
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,197
[gunshots]
347
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,450
[Paul] Yo, last round.
I gotta pack up some clothes.
348
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,952
My brother's coming home soon.
349
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,248
Bro, can't keep avoiding him, man.
You live here.
350
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,335
Whatever.
I'll just keep crashing with you guys.
351
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,421
I don't know, man.
Gonna have to start charging you.
352
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,132
All right.
353
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,800
No, for real.
354
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,219
I mean, our place isn't cheap.
355
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,971
Market's been shit.
356
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,016
Yeah. No, that's cool.
357
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,604
Can't you just get
your sugar mama to help you out?
358
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,190
She's not my sugar mama.
359
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:14,111
I mean, she gave you cash,
and she's a mom.
360
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,112
Mm-hm.
361
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:18,031
No, we're just two humans
connecting, all right?
362
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,368
- We care about each other.
- Care about that dick.
363
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,081
[Brody] Paul, I killed you.
364
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,293
Dude, he's so sensitive, man.
365
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,518
Shit.
366
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,783
Hi.
367
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,617
Hi.
368
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,787
Look, I know I said this before,
369
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:50,666
but if we're gonna hang out,
we can't do anything physical. Okay?
370
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500
Okay.
371
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,796
["Natural One" playing]
372
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,216
[moaning]
373
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,565
♪ I'm the one natural one
Make it easy... ♪
374
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,025
[Amy] That feels so good.
375
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,944
I want you to spit on it.
376
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,238
[moaning]
377
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:24,574
♪ Where I can love how I like
If I want it ♪
378
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,035
♪ Whatever keeps me high... ♪
379
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,537
[both moaning]
380
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,958
[Paul] Oh, shit.
381
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:38,963
Fuck.
382
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:41,967
You feel so good.
383
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,686
- Do you like my pussy?
- Yeah.
384
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,938
You like how it squeezes your cock?
385
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,817
[moans] Fuck, I'm gonna come so hard.
386
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,862
I'm gonna come so hard.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
387
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,989
I'm coming! I'm coming!
388
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,167
So you got me thinking a lot
about my own future lately.
389
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,419
Oh, yeah? How so?
390
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:23,300
Just like getting my shit together,
starting to plan, you know.
391
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:24,676
Yeah.
392
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,761
That's good.
393
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:32,350
I've been crashing at my boy's place
ever since the fight with Danny.
394
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,561
Did he say anything about the arrest?
395
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,564
No, he texted me some shit
about how I owe my cousin an apology,
396
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,151
- but fuck that.
- Fuck that and fuck him.
397
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,780
You know, I can't crash
at my boy's place forever.
398
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,743
Like if I had my own place,
I could make some moves, you know.
399
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:54,956
Even my brother is getting
his own spot, you know.
400
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,375
Mm-hm. Yeah.
401
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,420
I don't know, just...
402
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,007
You think you could lend me some money?
403
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,095
I'll pay it back, ASAP.
404
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,765
I just... I need a jumpstart, and then...
405
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:15,602
I know I have it in me
to be a millionaire like you in no time.
406
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,398
Well, you make it sound like
what I achieved was easy.
407
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,276
No, I'm just saying, like...
408
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,446
I'm saying I could do it too.
409
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,699
[scoffs] Okay.
410
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,871
What, like, now you don't think so?
411
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:38,834
Well, Paul, it just takes a lot more
than good intentions.
412
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,129
I have busted my ass for years.
413
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:47,259
I've sacrificed my well-being,
the well-being of my family. It...
414
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,595
It's not millionaire in no time.
415
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,014
If you don't want to give me
the money, just say so.
416
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:57,227
You don't have to be a bitch about it.
Jesus Christ.
417
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,319
You should leave.
418
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,157
I'm dead serious. Get the fuck out.
419
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,699
Word.
420
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,995
Nobody calls me a bitch
in my home. Get out.
421
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:18,832
You know, work's not the reason
your life's a fucking mess.
422
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:20,959
[door opens]
423
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:23,794
[door closes]
424
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,591
[sniffling]
425
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,569
[phone buzzing]
426
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:54,950
Hey, Naomi.
427
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:58,663
I saw George's post. So cute.
428
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:02,125
- What are you guys doing in Ojai?
- I'm about to drive there now.
429
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:06,213
We're having some work done on the house,
so he surprised me with the staycation.
430
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,173
He's so thoughtful.
431
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,092
My husband never does stuff like that.
432
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,428
Yeah, George is... He's pretty special.
433
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,390
- Sorry, there's a tickle in my throat.
- No worries.
434
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,100
Hey, so small favor,
435
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:23,396
I just got nominated for next year's
People to Watch in Calabasas Style,
436
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,358
and I was hoping that
you could write a recommendation letter...
437
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,569
I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
Can you say that again?
438
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:33,365
Oh, no worries. I was saying that I'm up
for next year's People to Watch, and...
439
00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:36,201
You know what, Naomi?
I have some work to do.
440
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,036
Can l call you back later?
441
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,122
Sure. Sure, yeah. Call me back whenever.
442
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,332
[call disconnects]
443
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,530
Hi.
444
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:39,264
[Amy] I want you to know that,
despite what everybody tells you,
445
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:42,267
- you can have it all. You can.
- [panel host] Wow.
446
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,610
Stuck-up bitch.
447
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,281
[Danny] I was sitting in my car,
and all of a sudden,
448
00:26:56,364 --> 00:27:01,411
this woman just starts honking at me
from her fucking perfect white SUV.
449
00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:04,164
And then she fucking tags my truck
with "I'm a bitch."
450
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,874
Is that normal behavior?
451
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:10,712
[Amy] Hey, security? Security, I think
some drunk tourists have wandered in.
452
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,596
[Naomi]
You're sure all these came from the SUV?
453
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:23,308
Neighbor said they saw the driver
throw trash out the window.
454
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:26,019
I gathered everything I could find.
455
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,355
Maybe from the truck, I don't know.
456
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,734
You wouldn't happen to have seen
if the truck was tagged
457
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,986
with "I'm a bitch"?
458
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,738
Excuse me?
459
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,158
I know a neighbor who drives a white SUV.
460
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,285
It could be her.
461
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,621
But do you have proof?
462
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:49,084
No, but... I have a hunch.
463
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,086
She doesn't have much regard for others.
464
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:56,007
Well, I received 12 other tips
about white SUVs in the area.
465
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,926
They're all convincing.
466
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,011
But the cops are no help.
467
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,097
Oh, I'll help you, Firouz.
468
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,225
I'm a very busy woman,
but this is important to me.
469
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:08,061
- And I will not...
- I never got the new Calabasas Style.
470
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,564
You know,
I think someone is stealing my mail.
471
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:12,857
Please take it.
472
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:18,029
I'm actually up
for next year's People to Watch.
473
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:21,324
Oh, impressive.
474
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,368
That is no easy feat.
475
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,537
Thank you.
476
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,331
Well, I know lists are silly.
477
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:31,209
Had I known I was visiting a celebrity,
478
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:34,003
I would have brought
something to autograph.
479
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,755
Oh, my God, stop.
480
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,761
Do you want anything to drink?
481
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,482
[automated voice] Arming in 30 seconds.
482
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,900
[beeping]
483
00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:59,654
[door opens, then closes]
484
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,617
[car starting in distance]
485
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,629
Four, three, two...
486
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,215
- Disarmed.
- [beeping stops]
487
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:27,766
[line ringing]
488
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,914
[on voicemail] You've reached the offices
of Tom Jones, CPA.
489
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,775
- Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
- [beeps]
490
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:40,528
Hey, Tom. How much do you think
the Tamago will sell for?
491
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,447
I think I'm going to sell it.
492
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:46,201
There are some disruptive events
happening between my son and his wife.
493
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,078
It may affect my finances. Call me ba...
494
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,663
[door unlocks, then opens]
495
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,793
[Michael] These rich people
get these fancy systems
496
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,169
and don't even set them.
497
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,671
- Look at all this money.
- My plan would've worked.
498
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,217
Yeah, smashing and grabbing everything
in under two minutes isn't a plan, dude.
499
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,385
[Bobby] 'Cause you freeze under pressure.
500
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:07,180
That's 'cause in fight or flight,
I'm fight. You understand?
501
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,600
I'm trying to stay put,
activate my core, keep my trunk solid.
502
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:13,728
You don't know if someone will pop out
and you gotta knock them out.
503
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,940
[Bobby] Yo, if I sense
even a little bit of danger, pew!
504
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,484
I'm flight, baby. Korean Air.
505
00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,195
Yeah, you're a bitch.
506
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:29,744
Holy shit. Look at this thing, dude.
Look at this fancy thing.
507
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,704
It's like on some Beetlejuice shit, huh?
508
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,123
All those lumps and bumps.
I bet it's worth so much.
509
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,167
Looks like herpes poo-pooed.
510
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,712
[Michael] I'm saying, you're obsessed.
511
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,965
For someone
who supposedly doesn't have it,
512
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,925
you talk about it all the time.
513
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:49,222
No, I'm talking about the family.
I'm talking HSV-1, HSV-2.
514
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,100
I'm talking zoster, Epstein-Barr.
515
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:55,687
Ugh, what an unfortunate name
for a virus, you know.
516
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,190
- [Fumi] You motherfuckers!
- Oh, fuck.
517
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,276
[high-pitched ringing]
518
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,403
["Lonely Day" playing]
519
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,701
- [Bobby shouts] Shit!
- [yelps]
520
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:14,414
♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪
521
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:21,379
♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪
522
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:26,843
♪ Such a lonely day should be banned... ♪
523
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:28,970
Oh, my God.
524
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,848
I know who lives there.
525
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:40,398
♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪
526
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:46,613
♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪
527
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:52,785
♪ Such a lonely day shouldn't exist ♪
528
00:31:54,245 --> 00:32:00,084
♪ It's a day that I'll never miss ♪
529
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:05,465
♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪
530
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:12,639
♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪
531
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:18,561
♪ And if you go
I wanna go with you ♪
532
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:25,318
♪ And if you die
I wanna die with you ♪
533
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:32,401
♪ Take your hand and walk away ♪
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