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老衲就不信, 你坐著就能贏我
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小龍女
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真的是你呀？
我找得你好辛苦呀
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周伯通
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是呀, 我有件事情很想問問你
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後來你到底有沒有嫁給那個
老不修的公孫止呀？
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那就對了, 都這麼老了
嫁給他幹甚麼呀？是吧？
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師叔祖…
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我不認識你們
別擋著, 站一邊去
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你不是要找你的過兒嗎
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怎麼？找到沒有
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怎麼了？他是不是已經死了
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過兒在襄陽城
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在襄陽？
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那正好, 我也要去襄陽
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你知不知道
襄陽的郭靖是我甚麼人
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他是我的結拜義弟
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我聽人說他現在義守襄陽呢
和蒙古人在打仗呢
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所以我打算去看看他
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我們二十多年沒見了
我給他預備了一份見面禮
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可好玩了
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我先給你開開眼界好不好
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你知不知道這是甚麼
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是忽必烈的王旗呀
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我在他那兒偷的
打算送給我的義弟郭靖
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我讓他掛在城頭上
掛得越高越好
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那樣我義弟就威風八面
那樣蒙古人就丟死人了
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我是不是很聰明
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大膽周伯通, 你想殺頭呀？
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誰在罵我？
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一、二、三
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原來這裡有三隻蒙古狗
難怪我看不見了
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幹甚麼？生氣了？
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大言不慚, 讓小王來教訓你
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我周伯通十幾年打架
沒碰上過敵手
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今天碰上你們真是好
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我痛快打一場
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來, 我們出去打
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老衲不會和無恥之徒打架
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你這個混蛋
你說誰是無恥之徒
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你趁老衲不在軍營偷走了王旗
還不算無恥
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好, 現在你就和我打
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你打贏了我
我就把王旗還給你
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老衲雙手有骨氣
不會跟你這種人打
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你就光會說說, 你不肯打
你想怎麼樣
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很簡單
只要你把王旗讓我帶回軍營
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然後你晚上來偷取
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你明搶也好, 暗偷也好
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只要你能夠在老衲手上
搶走王旗
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老衲就相信
你是真正的英雄好漢
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好, 一言為定
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如果我偷到了
你是烏龜王八蛋
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如果我偷不到
我是烏龜王八蛋
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王旗還給你
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老和尚, 你記住
小心看著王旗, 我一定能偷到
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對了, 你們兩個是誰門下的
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徒孫趙志敬是玉陽真人門下的
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弟子尹志平乃長春真人門下
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全真教那些牛鼻子
真是一代不如一代
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師叔祖
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你們幹甚麼嚕嚕囌囌的
煩死人了
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小龍女, 我們還是走吧
我有好多事要問你
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可是…
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在這兒對著這些
牛鼻子、臭禿驢真煩
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悶死了, 真討厭
我們還是走吧, 別理他們了
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來, 我們還是出去玩玩
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走…
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師弟, 你還看甚麼
我們也走吧
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兩位道兄, 得罪了小龍女
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而你們的師叔祖
又和小龍女關係這麼好
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看來你們兩個是凶多吉少了
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貧道依稀記得
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在英雄大會上
大師也敗於小龍女之手
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還失去了武林盟主之位呢
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那天她和楊過的雙劍合璧
的確有她的厲害之處
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但是現在只有她一個人
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老衲要取其性命真是易如反掌
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話可不是這麼說
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現在小龍女
和我師叔祖周伯通在一起
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就算是周伯通一個
大師也無必勝的把握
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何況加一個小龍女
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你要報仇雪恨, 談何容易
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趙志敬, 你無非想
逼我師父出手殺了小龍女
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好替你們兩個解圍嘛
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貧道不過是實話實說
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英雄大會上
大師敗於小龍女之手
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江湖上是人人皆知
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老衲修行了幾十年
你不需要出言相激
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小龍女要收你們的性命
你們也敵不過她
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但可以追隨老衲
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老衲足以保護兩位
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尹志平何懼一死
不需要受他人庇護
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好, 既然如此, 老衲先走一步
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大師
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貧道初到此境, 人生路不熟
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還望大師引路, 感激不盡
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那好
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可能日後
老衲需要二位幫忙呢
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大師若有差遣
貧道自當盡力而為
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趙師兄, 你…
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王旗能夠失而復得
全靠國師之力
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應記一功
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托王爺鴻福, 老衲何功之有
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“師纛王旗”
乃是我蒙古大軍的標幟
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萬一落在郭靖手上
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不單止
我蒙古大軍的軍威蕩然無存
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就連小王也面目無光
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國師, 你真是
小王的一個得力助手
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謝謝王爺誇獎
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對了
老衲給王爺引薦兩位得道之士
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這一位是全真教
第三代首席大弟子尹志平道長
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將來掌教之位非尹道長莫屬
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尹道長有禮
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另一位是趙志敬道長
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是教中的高手
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是不可多得的傑出人才
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趙道長有禮
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王爺有禮
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貧道愧不敢當
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小王素仰貴教
教義精闢, 武學超群
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今日得見兩位道長
得如平生之願
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王爺雄才偉略
氣魄可比當年的成吉思汗
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貧道今日能目睹王爺英姿
實在三生有幸
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趙道長你太客氣了
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小王一向求才若渴
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如果此次能得到貴派的相助
那統一大業就指日可待了
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全真教乃是
名門正教、忠義之士
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又豈可投靠外族
侵佔自己的河山
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殘害自己的百姓
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尹師弟, 你何必太衝動
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現在不是逞英雄的時候
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王爺, 我這位尹師弟
他的脾氣很怪
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只要喝了酒他就會亂說話
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希望王爺不要見怪
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00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,800
兩位道長言重了
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00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,720
今天我們只談風月不談國事
137
00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,760
來, 小王先敬兩位一杯
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00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,640
你實在太不識抬舉了
139
00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,360
怎麼說忽必烈是蒙古的王爺
140
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人家盛宴款待請我們
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你不但不領情還出言不遜
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如果不是王爺的心胸廣闊
你早已經人頭落地了
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趙師兄, 我們身為漢人
怎麼可以和蒙古人勾結呢
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你真是丟盡了全真教的臉
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混帳, 你有資格教訓我嗎
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你不也是犯了全真教的教規
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如果你姦污小龍女的事
被各位師伯師叔知道了
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我看你…
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我大錯已經鑄成
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很應該早日回終南山
向師父請罪
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甚麼
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與其天天受良心的責備
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我不如向師父坦白說出一切
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任由他老人家處置
155
00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,760
你這樣不是死路一條嗎
156
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,480
長痛不如短痛
157
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,240
趙師兄, 我們身為漢人
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00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,040
蒙古人侵略我國土殺我百姓
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00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,080
我們怎麼能和他們勾結呢
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你還是早日回頭
跟我回終南山吧
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走？我們能到哪兒去呀？
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00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,640
那個小賤人
像吊死鬼一樣的跟著我們
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不知道她甚麼時候會殺我們的
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我們留在這兒
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萬一她來了
金輪法王可以對付她的
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混帳, 我們身為全真教的弟子
怎麼可以投靠蒙古人呢
167
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這不算是投靠
這叫做互相利用
168
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,040
既然如此, 師弟不勉強你了
169
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師兄, 你好自為之吧
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師弟
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尹師弟
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兩位道長請等等
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師兄, 你到底走不走
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我會走
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但是現在天快黑了
我們歇一晚, 明早再走吧
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00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,480
大師, 你叫貧道
不知有何指教
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00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,960
老衲和兩位道長一見如故
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00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,880
剛才尚未暢所欲言
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00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,600
不過令師弟似乎…
180
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,840
我師弟的性格比較頑固
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00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,960
剛才多多得罪, 還請大師見諒
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00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:21,840
好, 趙道長果然眼光遠大
比令師弟優越得多
183
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,480
大師你過獎了
184
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,280
老衲日前夜觀星象見北斗南移
185
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看來南宋氣數已盡
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蒙古人日後統一中原
我看是大勢所趨, 不可改變
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你看看, 天上的繁星
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就好像我們蒙古人一樣
覆蓋了整個茫茫大地
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正所謂"普天之下, 皆吾王土"
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整個中原
遲早會落在我們蒙古人的手上
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趙道長, 老衲敬重你
是一個識時務的俊傑
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老衲斗膽向你言明一事
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大師有何高見, 懇請賜教
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貴教有今日之規模實不容易
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請恕老衲無禮
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全真諸子真是越老越糊塗
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竟然將掌教之位
傳予這個尹志平, 實屬不智
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尹師弟他
一向得到眾師叔伯的歡心
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對於這件事
貧道也是無話可說
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事情不能這麼說
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掌教之位責任重大
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豈能落在無能之人手上
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你們全真教和老衲
一向並無瓜葛
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誰來掌教與我無關
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但是老衲和道長一見如故
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才忍不住出手相助
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大師若能加以指點
貧道定然銘記於心
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日後對大師唯命是從
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君子一言
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駟馬難追, 貧道絕不反悔
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好, 老衲有辦法
令你在半年之內坐上掌教之位
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真的？但是…
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你不相信老衲？
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信
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不知大師有何方法呢
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首先第一步
是令道長你在教中得到支持
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道長, 請問貴教
如今輩份最高的是哪一位
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現在輩份最高的當然是
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今天晚上要來偷王旗的
老頑童周伯通
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如果得到周伯通的支持
掌教之位非你莫屬了
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是, 周伯通是我們的師叔祖
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他的輩份最高
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他嘴裡說的話所有的人都信服
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但是我怎麼能得到他的支持呢
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難道你忘了周伯通和老衲
在打賭偷王旗的事了
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那怎麼樣
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老衲已經將王旗
收在很秘密的地方了
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就算周伯通有天大的本領
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一夜之間他也偷不著
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除非…
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對呀, 假如貧道去通風報信
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那大師你打賭不就輸了
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我們江湖中人結交朋友
最重要是講“義”字
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一己輸贏榮辱何以足道
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大師恩德, 貧道不知何以為報
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道長能夠得到周伯通的支持
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再加上老衲從旁安排
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屆時
全真教幾萬弟子皆聽令於你
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到那時候再報答也不遲
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大師日後若有差遣
貧道不敢不從
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一言為定
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駟馬難追
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你整整坐了半天了, 也不說話
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你不悶, 我可會悶的
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我還是走了
不然我怕追不上他們兩個
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那兩個牛鼻子呀？
你幹嘛整天跟著他們呀？
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他們得罪你了？
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別這樣嘛
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好好的正聊天呢
你怎麼眼睛又紅了
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如果他們得罪了你
你就一刀殺了他們
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雖然我和全真教多少有點關係
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但是不要緊的
你要殺就殺吧, 隨便
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殺了他又怎麼樣
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都已經是事實了
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難道還能改變嗎
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你說甚麼？你又不想殺他們
那還跟著他們幹甚麼
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我也不知道
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不知道？
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你這個人真是, 怎麼會這樣呢
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我是經常被人說糊里糊塗的
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你比我更糊塗
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你這樣跟著他們
難道跟他們一輩子
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做人糊塗不要緊
但是一定要糊塗得開心才行
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像你這樣
你糊塗得一點也不開心
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你這樣活著有甚麼意思
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我真不知道活著有甚麼意思
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我知道了
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不如這樣
你和我一塊去偷王旗
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偷王旗可有意思了
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你說那個臭和尚
會把王旗藏在哪裡
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一定不會那麼簡單…
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小龍女, 你想不想得出來
他把王旗藏在哪兒
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這些勾心鬥角的事
你問我等於白費心機
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這怎麼能叫勾心鬥角呢
這是和他鬥智鬥力
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如果黃蓉那個丫頭
在這兒就好了
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她一定能給我想個好主意
幫我偷到王旗
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糟了, 時間快到了
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小龍女, 我們快走吧
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我還是不去了
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你又幹甚麼
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我不是和你說了
活著就一定要開心嗎
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偷到王旗, 煩惱就沒有了
你相信我
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但是我自己的事還沒想通
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想不通就不要想了
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我周伯通也有好多事想不通
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人活著要記住
不要把不開心的事擺在心裡面
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整天不開心多不舒服
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你也有不開心的事嗎
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有啊, 當然有了
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不過這樣, 我不管它
總之有得玩就行了
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只要有得玩
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就甚麼不開心的事
都扔到一邊不管了
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人活著一定要開心知不知道
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別想那麼多了
我們快點去偷王旗吧
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但是…
可好玩了
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不要但是了
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進來
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客官
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外面有位道長
叫我把這張字條交給你
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給我？
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是呀
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師叔祖
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你鬼鬼崇崇的叫我出來幹甚麼
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是這樣
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徒孫我知道
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你和那個金輪法王打賭
要去偷那面王旗
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我就冒著生命危險
千辛萬苦的潛入蒙古軍營裡
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查到了金輪法王
把王旗藏在哪裡了
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我告訴你
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你千萬不要告訴我呀
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為甚麼
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當然了
我知道以後就不好玩了嘛
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但是萬一師叔祖你真的找不到
不是沒面子嗎
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傻瓜, 我周伯通會找不到嗎
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師叔祖呀, 但是金輪法王
真的把王旗藏得很秘密
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更好, 越秘密越好
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我告訴你, 千萬不要告訴我
不然的話我擰掉你腦袋
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時間差不多了, 去偷王旗吧
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師叔祖
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師叔祖…
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我說了不許說嘛
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你剛才想說甚麼
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我想告訴你
那面王旗根本不在這裡
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你不早點說
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師叔祖
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豈有此理
翻遍了整個軍營都找不到王旗
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師叔祖, 其實…
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不要煩我了
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00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,720
我和你說了幾百次了
叫你不許告訴我嘛
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你這個臭和尚, 藏得這麼秘密
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好, 我一把火燒了你的軍營
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連王旗也給燒了
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00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,640
師叔祖, 不要燒
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為甚麼不要燒？
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我知道了
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00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,880
你是不是串通蒙古人
成心和我搗亂
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00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,680
不是呀…師叔祖, 不是
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不過我知道那個和尚很毒辣
他在軍營裡埋了很多炸藥
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你一點火
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就把你炸得屍骨不存
血肉橫飛了
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00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,560
那個臭和尚這麼毒辣
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00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,440
幸虧你提醒我啊
不然的話我差點變成燒豬頭了
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可不是嘛, 他不仁你不義
不用講道理了
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00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,360
我帶你去找王旗
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不行
王旗一定要偷回來才算贏
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00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,560
師叔祖, 既然這樣
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好了, 你自己在這兒找王旗吧
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00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,680
徒孫有點事到禿頭山那邊去
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如果你找不到王旗
記得到禿頭山來找我
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記住呀
知道了
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是禿頭山
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師叔祖, 是禿頭山
你記住了, 是禿頭山
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真煩呀
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00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,720
禿頭山？
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00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,400
本來好心好意想幫他
誰知道他不領情
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不如這樣
我自己拿王旗送到終南山去
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00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,120
在師父師伯面前威風一下
那不更好
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你這個該死的道士
竟然想搶我的王旗
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00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:04,920
幸虧我跟著你
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我真聰明
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我明明聽到
那個金輪法王和忽必烈說
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那王旗就藏在一個小山洞裡
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那山洞外面有爬籐有矮樹
還有亂草
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00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
怎麼半天都找不到呢
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00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,600
難道在那邊？我去看看
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矮樹、爬籐、亂草
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就是這個山洞
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00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,880
這麼大個山洞都看不到, 真笨
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00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,360
我先進去把王旗拿著
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00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,560
還找不到你
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救命呀…
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00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,280
師叔祖, 怎麼會這樣
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你還說呢？這都怪你
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00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,320
周伯通, 你中了我的計了
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00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,120
是你這個臭和尚, 你好卑鄙
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00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,640
大師, 我們不是說好的
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00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,080
不錯, 我們是說好
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00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,120
不過你沒有必要
在他面前做戲了
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00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,400
大師, 我們說好了
只是帶我師叔祖來拿王旗
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沒說用毒蜘蛛暗算他
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00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,920
師叔祖, 不關我的事
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00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:26,120
你這個臭道士
你串通蒙古人來害我
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我…殺了你
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不關我事
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00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,680
你不用害怕
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00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,280
他中了我們西藏雪山
五彩雪蜘蛛的劇毒
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00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,880
他還有力氣殺你嗎
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00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,280
你這臭和尚, 卑鄙無恥
真是烏龜王八蛋
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00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,480
周伯通, 你死到臨頭還嚕囌
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00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,760
好, 我成全你, 送你歸西
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00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,520
法王, 我師叔祖怎麼樣？
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00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,040
你放心吧
393
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,120
他中了五彩雪蜘蛛劇毒
神仙也救不了他
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00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,720
我們就在外面等到他斷氣
然後去收屍吧
395
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,160
但那個小賤人怎麼辦
396
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,640
小龍女, 楊過不在他身邊
根本不是我對手
397
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,800
等周伯通死了之後
我慢慢再收拾她
398
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,840
大師, 我師叔祖真的會死
就沒事了
399
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,160
如果他死不了
我可就大難臨頭了
400
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,840
怎麼？好疼啊？
401
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,680
不…不是
402
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,240
你的針扎得我好舒服
403
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,960
我的玉蜂針上面有蜂毒
404
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,520
怎麼你中了針
反而會覺得舒服呢
405
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,800
這可能就是以毒攻毒吧
406
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,680
我周伯通也算是因禍得福了
407
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,320
如果他再敢攻進來那就壞了
408
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,560
壞甚麼
409
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,160
你再用那些針
410
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,600
再扎他一次, 看他怕不怕
411
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:43,640
豈有此理
412
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,920
可是我身上玉蜂針都完了
413
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,080
你的針都用完了？
414
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,600
大師, 你聽見沒有
415
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,640
小龍女說她的金針全都用完了
416
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,600
我們還是趁這個機會
進去殺了他們
417
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,640
老衲才不會上他的當
418
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,640
他們所以這樣說是想引我進去
殺我個措手不及
419
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,160
這種小詭計可騙不了我
420
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,920
大師, 你說我師叔祖
很快就會死
421
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,880
但是現在他還沒死呢, 怎麼辦
422
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,960
可能他功力深厚
暫時頂住了毒
423
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:28,040
但是你放心
他熬得了一時熬不了一夜
424
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,800
我擔保天一亮
他就會毒發身亡
425
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,880
那我們要在洞口守一夜呀？
426
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,640
那你不用擔心, 老衲自有法寶
427
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,280
有牠們守在洞口
我們就可以安枕無憂了
428
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,600
周伯通, 你怎麼樣
429
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,160
這隻毒蜘蛛的毒可真厲害
430
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,640
我這麼辛苦
才擠出來這麼幾滴毒血
431
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,880
你說要是
我把全身的毒血都擠出來
432
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,720
我看恐怕一年半載也擠不完
433
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:15,880
那怎麼辦呢
434
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,640
金輪法王在外面
隨時都會打進來的
435
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,040
這你不要擔心
436
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,960
他不怕你那些甚麼針嗎
437
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,800
他暫時還不敢打進來
438
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,320
可是我身上真的沒有玉蜂…
439
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,080
剛才我呢不是不小心
大聲說你沒有針了嗎
440
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,680
那兩個大壞蛋
一定聽到我們的說話了
441
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,040
所以他們還是不敢打進來
442
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,680
非常明顯, 他們一定是
以小人之心度君子之腹
443
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,040
以為我們說瞎話, 騙他們進來
所以他們才不敢打進來
444
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,600
不管怎麼樣
445
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,480
目前最重要的
是幫你把毒擠出來
446
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,160
還是讓我幫你運功吧
447
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,440
不好, 千萬不要
448
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,160
你一定要保存實力
449
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,560
萬一那個臭和尚真的打進來
你還可以和他打嘛, 是不是
450
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,160
不要…不如這樣
451
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,920
你坐在那邊
養精蓄銳, 休息一會兒
452
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,760
我自己來擠毒吧
453
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,320
周伯通, 你怎麼樣
454
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,040
擠來擠去
才擠了這麼一點毒血出來
455
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,600
與其坐在這兒等死
不如出去和他打個痛快
456
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,440
衝出去？
457
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,080
周伯通, 你看
458
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,240
怎麼會這樣
459
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,440
怎麼有個大蜘蛛網
460
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,720
一定是剛才
我們打坐運功的時候
461
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,880
金輪法王放出來的
462
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,280
豈有此理呀
463
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,160
那個該死的禿和尚
真是卑鄙無恥
464
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,760
趙道長如果覺得累了
你可以先回軍營休息
465
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,160
算了吧
466
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,120
如今我師叔祖生死未卜
我還是等有了結果再走
467
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,680
你放心吧
468
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,080
有我五彩雪蜘蛛守住洞口
469
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,840
既使他沒毒發身亡
我看也插翅難飛
470
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,720
師父, 原來你真在這裡
471
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:17,600
幹甚麼
472
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,000
趙道長的師弟早上離開了軍營
473
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,880
對了, 他還留下一封信
474
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,680
尹師弟真是糊塗
475
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,160
他竟然蠢得要回終南山
向各位師叔伯請罪
476
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,520
他會不會借請罪為名
其實是回去告密呀
477
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,360
是呀, 如果他回到終南山
478
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,320
在各位師叔伯面前
說我投靠了蒙古人就糟了
479
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,840
看來趙道長
應該馬上回終南山去
480
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,600
監視尹道長的一切
481
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,000
否則我們的大計還沒籌劃好
就要遭到破壞
482
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,600
那豈不是大事不妙
483
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,960
但是我師叔祖和小龍女…
484
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:03,560
你放心
485
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,720
老衲自然會收拾他們
486
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,880
如果你來不及回終南山的話
487
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,920
萬一尹道長他
當了全真教的掌教
488
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,400
你就後悔莫及了
489
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,280
所以看來
你應該馬上回終南山去
490
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,040
十天之內
老衲自然會給你帶來好消息
491
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,000
你安心等待我的佳音吧
492
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:24,840
但是…
493
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,880
難道你不相信老衲？
494
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,240
貧道不敢
495
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,360
還不快點起程
496
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,640
好吧, 貧道告辭了
497
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,800
這個蜘蛛網真是討厭
我要弄破它
498
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,080
小心呀, 可能會有毒呀
499
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,400
真有毒呀
500
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,480
如果你貿然的觸動它
501
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,440
蜘蛛網又細又輕
很容易會粘在我們的身上
502
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,040
到時候就不堪設想了
503
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,440
這個臭和尚真是毒辣
504
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,280
我們就算出去了
505
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,880
金輪法王在外面
還不是一樣束手就擒
506
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,240
出去也死, 不出去也死
真是急死人了
507
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,800
周伯通, 你不要這麼煩
只要慢慢的想, 一定會有辦法
508
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,200
你還是集中精神運功
多擠一點毒血出來吧
509
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,200
擠甚麼擠呀
510
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,680
我擠來擠去
擠了這麼一點毒血出來
511
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,000
這些蜘蛛毒這麼厲害
512
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,080
我看十天半個月
也未必擠得乾淨
513
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,320
那時候我看我毒還沒有發
我就餓死了
514
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,320
也不是, 沒餓死也就悶死了
515
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,920
你看看這個山洞又小又窄
甚麼都沒有
516
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,800
不悶死才怪
517
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,240
如果過兒在這兒
518
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,840
就算要我在這兒住一輩子
我也不會覺得悶
519
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,640
你這麼說是甚麼意思
520
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,400
你現在很悶嗎
521
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,000
我有甚麼比不上你的過兒
522
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760
過兒會全真劍法
523
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,800
跟我雙劍合璧
就可以打敗金輪法王
524
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,400
全真劍法我也會呀
我也可以和你雙劍合璧呀
525
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,600
我和過兒雙劍合璧
叫做玉女素心劍法
526
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,120
要我心裡面愛他
他心裡面愛我
527
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,040
兩個人心意相通
這樣才能發揮威力
528
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,440
那算了吧
世間最麻煩的就是情情愛愛的
529
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,840
算了, 我寧願悶死了
530
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,960
不過話又說回來
531
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,880
其實在這個山洞裡
住個三五七年的也無所謂
532
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,520
想當年我在桃花島
一個人孤單單住十幾年也沒事
533
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,080
以你的為人, 十幾年都沒悶死
可真奇怪
534
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,840
那你有所不知了
535
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,880
我看沒有人陪我玩呢
我就學著自己跟自己玩
536
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,400
還有
我還會自己和自己打架呢
537
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,840
自己和自己打架？
538
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,600
是呀, 可好玩了
539
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,440
來, 左手出拳, 右手出掌
540
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,240
或者呢左手用劍
右手就用刀
541
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,640
這叫做雙手左右互搏術
是我周伯通自創的, 好不好玩
542
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,080
這種武功容不容易學
543
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,040
說容易又不容易, 說難又不難
544
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,880
有人一輩子也學不會
有人一學就會
545
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,760
郭靖和黃蓉你也認識
546
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,560
你說他們兩個誰聰明
547
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,360
郭夫人聰明絕頂
548
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,200
我聽過兒說
當今世上恐怕無人能及
549
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,040
至於郭大俠, 資質比較普通
550
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,800
何止普通, 比豬還蠢
551
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,800
但是呢很奇怪呀
552
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,200
郭靖這個小子
學我的這個互搏術一學就會了
553
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,840
但是黃蓉這個丫頭呢
學來學去都學不會, 真怪
554
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,920
不可能笨人
比聰明人學功夫更快
555
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,240
所以不信也不行
我也不知道為甚麼
556
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,600
我看你的資質呢
和黃蓉那個丫頭也差不多
557
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,840
武功也差不多
558
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,520
我看你也很難能學會的
559
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:40,920
我不相信
560
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:41,720
你不信？
561
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,280
好, 我就讓你試試
562
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,760
你用兩根竹子
563
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,880
左手呢畫方的, 右手畫圓的
兩手同時畫
564
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,120
你畫給我看
565
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,680
來, 慢慢畫
566
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,400
你以前學過呀？
567
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,440
沒有
568
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:10,560
那你怎麼會的？
569
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,080
很簡單嘛
570
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,840
我心裡甚麼都不想
571
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,200
只是想左手畫方, 右手畫圓
不就行了
572
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,200
你可真是不可思議呀
573
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,400
真不敢相信
574
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,000
那我現在能不能學你的
雙手左右互搏術了
575
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,360
當然行了, 來, 我教你, 來…
576
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,920
總而言之呢
577
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:00,040
我這套雙手互搏術的要訣
就是要分心二用, 你明白嗎
578
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:01,720
我明白了
579
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,280
不錯…
580
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,680
師父, 那個周伯通
中了五彩雪蜘蛛的劇毒
581
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,440
都過了一夜了
怎麼還沒毒發身亡
582
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,360
沒想到周伯通的內力深不可測
583
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,640
竟然用他的內力頂住毒
不讓它發作
584
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,800
我們該怎麼辦
難道就這樣等下去
585
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,840
既然一天半天毒不死他
我們就把他嗆死
586
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:26,720
達爾巴
587
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,320
師父
588
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,680
你去撿些樹枝和枯草來
589
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,440
是
590
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,040
小龍女, 我們不如用掌風
把蜘蛛網打破
591
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,240
那不就不怕蜘蛛網粘到我們了
592
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,080
蜘蛛網本身就是網狀
根本就無處著力
593
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,720
就算是狂風暴雨
也沒法把它弄破
594
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,520
更何況是我們的掌風
595
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,880
你怎麼了
596
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,520
毒又發作了
597
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,200
你找甚麼呀
598
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,280
我找到了
599
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,440
你幹甚麼
600
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
剛才你的毒針扎我挺舒服的
601
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,240
我以為再扎扎會好一點
602
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,400
誰知道越扎越疼
603
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,680
我明白了
604
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,880
因為玉蜂針的蜂毒
正好是毒蜘蛛的剋星
605
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,160
但是這枝針剛才已經用過
已經沒有毒性了
606
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,800
因此你用它扎自己會更疼
607
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,840
那麼你再找找
你身上還有沒有毒針了
608
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,560
我身上真的沒有毒針了
609
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,280
我有辦法
610
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,160
你把蜂蜜拿出來幹甚麼
我又吃不下
611
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,960
既然蜂毒可以對付這毒蜘蛛
612
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,280
那我想蜜蜂一定也能對付牠
613
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,080
師父, 行了嗎
614
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,560
還不快點點火
615
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,280
是
616
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,560
師父, 你聞到沒有？好香呀
617
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,000
是呀
618
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,600
似乎是山洞裡傳出來的
619
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,840
師父, 怎麼突然
飛來這麼多蜜蜂
620
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,840
真是想不到
621
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,720
他們竟然想出
622
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,120
把蜜蜂引到這裡來
把蜘蛛網衝破
623
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,480
那還要不要點火呢
624
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,160
既然他們想出來
我就在這兒等他出來送死
625
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,240
加油啊…
626
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,320
多叫些蜜蜂進來
627
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,040
成功了…終於把蜘蛛網衝破了
628
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,120
真好, 好啊
629
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,680
真可惜, 犧牲了這麼多的蜜蜂
630
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,000
小龍女, 你可真有本事
631
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,160
居然有辦法招來
這麼多蜜蜂對付五彩雪蜘蛛
632
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,920
不過沒有用
633
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,520
既使你們
把蜘蛛網衝破了跑出來
634
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,160
也是死路一條
635
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,760
豈有此理, 這個臭和尚
你敢口出狂言
636
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,520
小龍女, 我和你出去教訓他
637
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,680
你們終於出來受死了
638
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,200
豈有此理
你這個臭和尚卑鄙下流無恥
639
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,120
我是光明正大和你打賭嘛
你竟然用毒蜘蛛來害我
640
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,280
你算甚麼英雄好漢
641
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,760
你信不信我招些蜜蜂來
把你螫成個豬頭法王
642
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,840
你廢話少說
打不過我就借助蜜蜂來幫忙
643
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,600
不需要借助蜜蜂
644
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,600
我一個人已經足夠對付你了
645
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,800
你憑你？你不記得了
646
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,240
楊過現在不在你身邊
只有你自己
647
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,160
怎麼用雙劍合璧呀？
648
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:06,960
小龍女, 就用我教你的
左右互搏術教訓他
649
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,000
小龍女, 把你的左手當過兒
右手是你自己那樣打他
650
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,760
小龍女, 臭和尚卑鄙無恥
不用和他講江湖道義
651
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,960
把蜜蜂招來螫他…
652
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,080
好
653
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,520
老衲今天姑且放過你們
654
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,440
周伯通, 你中了我的毒
看你能活得了多久
655
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,000
達爾巴, 我們走
656
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,720
是
657
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,160
你別跑呀你
658
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,120
周伯通, 你怎麼樣
659
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,840
我好疼呀, 又發作了
660
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,280
快叫蜜蜂螫我, 快
661
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,600
夠了…停…
662
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,960
再螫我就死了
663
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,440
不要螫了…
664
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,160
夠了…好疼呀
665
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,680
好舒服
666
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,120
小龍女
你的蜜蜂朋友真是神奇
667
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,640
真舒服…
668
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,520
你沒事就好了
669
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,800
沒事…
670
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,920
對了, 小龍女
反正我已經好了
671
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,960
大家都沒事做
不如你教我怎麼控制蜜蜂
672
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,680
你想學驅蜂之術？
是呀…
673
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:49,760
不是不可以
674
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,960
不過我自己還有一件心事沒了
675
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,720
又有甚麼心事呀？
676
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,920
不要緊的
不過你反正總是有心事的
677
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,760
現在最重要是教我驅蜂之術
678
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,640
教完我之後
你再去了結你的心事
679
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,440
那怎麼行呢
680
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,880
驅蜂之術
短時間內根本就不可能學會
681
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,400
況且我自己的事還沒有解決
682
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,840
我怎麼有心思教你呢
683
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,600
我周伯通這個人很聰明的
一學就會
684
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,640
等我學會了
我陪你一塊去了結你的心事
685
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,400
這件事, 你是幫不了我的
686
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,040
你說來說去還是不肯教我
687
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:33,880
你這麼小器
688
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,000
好…你不要走…
689
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,280
你到哪兒去
690
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,400
我決定馬上回終南山古墓
691
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,800
回終南山呀？
692
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,760
這麼巧啊？我也去終南山
693
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,080
你也去終南山？
694
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,920
是呀…當然了
695
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,240
我去找那個臭道土趙志敬算帳
696
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,600
既然大家是同路
那就一塊走吧…
697
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,320
小龍女, 我想了想
還是不去終南山了
698
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,320
為甚麼
699
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,400
為甚麼
700
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,640
對了我突然想起來
有件重要的事要去做
701
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,560
我沒有空, 你自己去吧
我不去了
702
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,440
你不教我, 我自己不會學嗎
703
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,480
想不到獨孤前輩
藏了一罈這麼好的美酒
704
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,040
鵰兄, 你真不夠朋友
怎麼到現在才告訴我
705
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,360
我明白了, 你是為我好
706
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,440
希望我可以專心學好
獨狐前輩的武功
707
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,240
不希望我喝酒亂性
708
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,080
你對我實在太好了
709
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,080
正所謂天下無不散之筵席
710
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,320
你在我最艱難最痛苦的時候
711
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,640
一直陪著我、照顧我
712
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,160
還教我武功
713
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,000
我真是不想離開你
714
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,320
只不過
我真的有一件很重要事要去做
715
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,680
好, 鵰兄
你是我楊過的良朋知己
716
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,680
我們今天就喝個痛快
717
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,760
鵰兄, 等我找到我姑姑
和報了斷臂之仇
718
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,040
我一定和我姑姑回來找你
719
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,360
鵰兄, 保重
720
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,080
再見了, 鵰兄
721
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,880
靖哥哥, 你不必太杞人憂天了
722
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,400
這段時間內
每天都有人到處尋查
723
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,480
如果過兒真有甚麼不測
我們也會聽到消息的
724
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,640
而且過兒的武功不在你我之下
725
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,320
就算他身受重傷
也會逢凶化吉的
726
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,280
我想他可能是藏起來
不想見我們而已
727
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,680
不行, 我要親自找他
728
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,720
靖哥哥, 你不可以離開襄陽城
729
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,360
是呀
730
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,400
如今襄陽城的安危
就在郭大俠你身上
731
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,880
如果你不在這兒坐鎮
萬一蒙古大軍這時候進攻
732
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,360
那麼恐怕就…
過兒一點消息都沒有
733
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,560
叫我怎麼安心
734
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,920
我真恨不得斷手受苦的是我
735
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,440
靖哥哥, 你這又何苦呢
736
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,800
全都怪芙兒
737
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,200
如果不是她闖的大禍
怎麼會這樣
738
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:04,880
魯幫主
739
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:05,680
是
740
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,120
查到芙兒藏在哪兒沒有
741
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,800
回郭大俠
我們還沒有大小姐的下落
742
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,560
蓉兒, 我知道是你藏著芙兒
743
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,360
你告訴她
她藏得了一時藏不了一世
744
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,680
你叫她好好的反省一下
745
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,520
郭芙她不在？
746
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,480
她究竟躲哪兒去了
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