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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:14,542 THE APE WOMAN 4 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:35,167 - Also St. Theophilus, Mother. - Yes, that's right. 5 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:40,768 - Can we start, Father? - I can never remember your name. 6 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:43,434 - Antonio, like St. Anthony. - How nice. 7 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:46,208 Press this button to use the megaphone. 8 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:49,875 See? 9 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,893 - All set? - Excuse me, Father... 10 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:56,667 - May I say a few words? - Yes, Mother Superior. 11 00:02:58,042 --> 00:03:03,042 Dearest seniors... Don't take off your hats, you'll get cold. 12 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:07,500 You'll now see pictures of the missionary father, 13 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:12,042 then you will present the tinfoil and postage stamps 14 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:15,208 we collected to aid the poor black children. 15 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,542 My dears... 16 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:23,000 My dears... these images that you're about to see 17 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:25,708 are evidence of an apostolate, 18 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:30,417 painful, glorious, but necessary. 19 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:35,333 God weeps as long as there is one pagan on the earth. 20 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:39,833 - Quiet! Silence! - God weeps for the pagans! 21 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,708 Hey! Silence, this is a serious slide show. 22 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:45,333 Silence. Quiet! 23 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,042 - Next one, next! - Right away, Father. 24 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:51,583 A missionary with a beautiful black gal! 25 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,500 Look at that! 26 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:58,917 Look at the scary people! 27 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:02,101 Being a missionary ain't bad! 28 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,625 Silence! 29 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:09,958 That's a good camera. German. I had one like it, I bought it in Monte Carlo. 30 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,167 But this one's in better condition. 31 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,351 - Know how to work this? - Of course. 32 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,250 I've used more complicated devices. 33 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:25,333 Well then, I'm going to get some food. 34 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,542 - You take over then. - Go ahead. 35 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:31,875 - Do these next. - Don't worry, I'll handle it. 36 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,083 The missionary father is next. 37 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:38,125 Bloody! 38 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:43,708 Reflect on what I'm saying. Bloody! 39 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:47,167 Excuse me. May I? Hello. 40 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,542 Anna. 41 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:51,268 - Hello. - Who are you? 42 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,184 - The projectionist. - Who sent you? 43 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:56,143 - Mother Superior for luncheon. - What's "luncheon"? 44 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,851 - Food. - We're still cooking. 45 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:02,250 - Self service. I'll do it myself. - Peppers, potatoes, fish 46 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:05,250 - I don't like fish. What's this? - Help yourself. 47 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:08,792 - There's grilled meat too. - Mind if I taste it? 48 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:15,434 - Too hot. - Grilled meat, have some. 49 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,851 If Mother Superior sent you, eat up. 50 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:21,667 Yes, thanks. You carry on working, I'll serve myself. 51 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:27,143 Stop staring and chop! Antonia, finish cleaning, hurry. 52 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:29,500 - Some bread, please. - Here. 53 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:32,833 Is that cheese? Let me have a taste. 54 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:38,917 - Here's the bread, it's good. - Just a bit. 55 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:42,208 - We have lots. - I'd love some wine. 56 00:05:42,292 --> 00:05:45,458 - Without wine, I can't eat. - Of course, I'm sorry. 57 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:48,375 Shut off the stove! 58 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,917 - Shoo! Hasn't he eaten? - He's a baby... 59 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,958 He only drinks milk. 60 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,559 - Your wine. - Thanks. 61 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,375 - Make room for him. - Sunday I'll take you dancing. 62 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:06,542 I'm married with 10 children. If my husband heard you, he'd kill you. 63 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:10,000 Impressive. You can still dance if you have 10 children! 64 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:12,833 We'll go dancing. 65 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,958 - With my friend too. - I'll take you all out. 66 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,333 - Dance the polka. - The polka? 67 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,518 - That's old-fashioned now. - Oh well 68 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:24,101 - I'll teach you the Hully Gully. - I know it, but she... 69 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:26,208 You know it? Good! 70 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:32,000 We'll bring your friend too... Right, miss? 71 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,667 Miss, hear me? 72 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:39,042 Don't you want to come dancing on Sunday? 73 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:43,458 Is she deaf? Miss, I'm talking to you. 74 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:46,167 Who do you think you are, Sophia Loren? 75 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,417 Come here. 76 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:55,500 She has hair all over her body and her face. 77 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,893 - Her mother is crazy. - Crazy? 78 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,750 Be quiet! Sshh... 79 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,083 All hairy? 80 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:05,434 - It can't be that bad. - She thinks so. 81 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,958 Hairy woman, virtuous woman. 82 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:10,958 Look what you've done! 83 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,750 Now she's crying because of you. 84 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,875 - What did I do? - She's crying. 85 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:19,708 I didn't know it would offend her. Miss, I apologize. 86 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:22,292 - Miss. - She's crying now. 87 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,292 Miss. 88 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,000 Miss, I'm sorry. 89 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:32,042 I didn't know it would offend you. I apologize. 90 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,018 - Will you forgive me? - Yes. 91 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:37,875 Now that I have apologized, can I see you? 92 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:43,917 Come on, don't be a baby. I'll stay here all night. 93 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,851 - You can't hide all night. - Show him your face. 94 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,208 Leave me alone. 95 00:07:48,292 --> 00:07:50,250 She's under my protection. 96 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:52,250 - What is your name? - Maria. 97 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:56,875 Maria, show me your face. Just for a second. 98 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:00,726 You must be kidding. I didn't see anything. 99 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,875 Let me get a good look. 100 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:10,000 Why are you taking such liberties? We don't know each other. 101 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,792 Turn around and let me see. 102 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:17,750 I was expecting something much worse. 103 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,708 It's just a bit of beard, nothing else. 104 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,000 I've seen much worse. 105 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:28,000 It's not worth interrupting my meal for that. 106 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,083 See, he's not terrified. 107 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:34,625 He's affectionate, he likes you. 108 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,708 He'll marry you... 109 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,750 She has hairy hands too. 110 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,042 Her body's hairy too, like an ape. 111 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,750 Like this... 112 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,292 Why are you crying? 113 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:12,458 Am I terrifying you? Listen up... 114 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,208 Who has a beard, you or me? 115 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,750 So I'm the one who should be afraid. 116 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:20,625 Why are you running away? Mind your own business! 117 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:25,625 Stop it! Be quiet, come on. 118 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:29,042 I won't hurt her. Turn around. 119 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,125 Let me see. Why are you crying? 120 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:33,684 - Here, blow. - You're bad. 121 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:36,083 Blow your nose. Blow. 122 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,667 - You're a unique person. - I am an orphan. 123 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,167 I have some ideas whirling in my mind... 124 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,583 You're beautiful, stupendous. 125 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,083 Come into the light so I can see you better. 126 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:49,667 - How old are you? - I don't know. 127 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,934 - You don't know? - No. 128 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,500 - You've been here long? - I don't know. 129 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,768 Wouldn't you like to get out of here? Be honest... 130 00:09:56,792 --> 00:10:00,101 - No, I've never gone anywhere. - Why not? 131 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:04,184 Because you're ashamed and... Can you leave us alone? 132 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:06,000 We're having a serious talk. 133 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,292 I have a room here, I eat every day... 134 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,333 You're here because you don't know where to go. 135 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:15,667 I'll make sure you're not ashamed anymore. Look at me. 136 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,708 Wouldn't you like to live like others and leave with me? 137 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:22,167 I know you'd like that. You're lucky you met a genius like me. 138 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,958 I'm a genius, understand? 139 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,875 - I'll help you get out of here. - But... 140 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,417 - Do you know what an artist is? - But I'm happy here! 141 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,643 - Peeling potatoes? - I can't go out! 142 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:34,958 Why not? I'll turn you into an artist. 143 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:38,417 People will want your autograph and will admire you. 144 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,750 I'm an entrepreneur. Do you know the Equine Brothers? 145 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:45,417 I was their manager. 146 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:50,333 Antonio! 147 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,167 Antonio! 148 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,375 Coming! 149 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,542 Hold your horses! 150 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:14,625 I brought the tree but these wretches won't let me through. 151 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,375 - What is all this stuff? - Ma'am, please. 152 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:26,333 - What is this? - That's my business. 153 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,208 Do your job and I'll do mine. 154 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,000 - Where are you putting this tree? - In my garage. 155 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,083 Talk one at a time, please! 156 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,167 - Talk to me. - Okay. 157 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:43,417 - Where are you putting this tree? - Live and let live! 158 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,875 What does live and let live mean? 159 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,601 I'll explain if you let me speak. 160 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,083 Are we talking about tax stamps and excises? 161 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,958 - We're all above board. - Shall I go to the precinct? 162 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,208 Shall I summon the sergeant? Let the tree through. 163 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,833 Come on... 164 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:08,917 - What the hell! - Come on. Make way! 165 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,958 Hear me? This area is full of money, millions! 166 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,917 Don't worry. Go on. 167 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:21,625 - Like it, Antonio? - Come on. 168 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,625 Careful, nice and easy! 169 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,500 Antonio, 20,000 liras! Look at those beautiful branches! 170 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,083 - 20,000 liras! - Yes, I understand. 171 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,875 Lower the trunk! 172 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,917 Stop! 173 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:56,750 - Put the tree in the hole. - Give me 20,000 liras first. 174 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,417 - Where's my 20,000 liras? - Don't you trust me? 175 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,833 - Trust is optional. - Put the tree there. 176 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,958 Alright, put it there. 177 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,042 Don't break the branches. It's important. 178 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,542 Maria, Maria. 179 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,833 Get up, the tree's here. 180 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:20,833 Maria? 181 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,833 What are you doing? Don't peel potatoes in the morning. 182 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:29,292 And don't cover yourself. I'm used to it by now. 183 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,018 - I'm ashamed. - There's no need to be. 184 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:34,018 The tree's here, let's get to work. 185 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:36,226 Give me 20,000 liras. 186 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,792 - I have nothing. - Don't be silly. 187 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:43,059 I know you have money hidden under the bed. 188 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,768 - I have nothing, I swear. - You're so pigheaded. 189 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,875 For every 1,000 liras you invest, you'll earn 10,000. 190 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:52,000 Don't you trust me? 191 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,667 How do you know I have money under the bed? 192 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,583 I know everything, my dear. 193 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,250 Give me the money, they're waiting. 194 00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:04,542 I'll give it to you, but if you throw me out 195 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,143 I can't return to the home without money... 196 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:10,167 Why would I throw you out? Nonsense... 197 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,625 We have to work, that's all. Another 10,000 liras. 198 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,625 We have to practice your act. 199 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,125 What are you making with those peeled potatoes? 200 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:23,167 - Minestrone. - Good. 201 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:33,393 - How's everything? - Fine. 202 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:36,000 - Is it planted well? - Beautiful job. 203 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,458 Do you like it? It's original. 204 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,958 Now give me a nice gift. 205 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,917 - Here, 10,000 liras. - We said 20,000! 206 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:48,000 - You stole the tree. - So what? I took a risk. 207 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,518 - Relax. - You pay the boys? 208 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:54,000 - No, pay them 2,000 liras. - Nonsense! 209 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:56,458 Get lost. That's what the tree's worth. 210 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,463 - So what if I stole it? - Don't be pretentious. 211 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,958 - Don't call me again. - Let's go! 212 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,083 Let's go! 213 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,208 Disgraceful! 214 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,542 In distant Africa... 215 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,417 - Maria! - Hold on. 216 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:44,917 - Come here. - But I'm cooking. 217 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,750 Leave the potatoes, this is more important! 218 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,726 Hey, don't attack me... Stay calm. 219 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,625 Come on, climb the tree! Up! Up! 220 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,851 You don't get it. 221 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,458 You are the ape woman. I captured you in Africa. 222 00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:15,792 You are wild. Wild! 223 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:20,167 You have to try to attack me when I say "Up!" with the whip. 224 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,208 Then jump in circles and climb the tree. 225 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,208 - I was making minestrone. - Who cares!? 226 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:31,792 We have the tree now, let's practice your act. 227 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:35,042 The sooner you learn, the sooner I can return your money. 228 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,917 Come on, don't make me angry. Try and learn. 229 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:40,583 It's a show. We have to practice your act. 230 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,417 People are going to pay to see things, 231 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:47,333 they don't want to just look at your face. 232 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,518 You have to learn to climb, 233 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,375 and act like a sort of Tarzan. 234 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,750 Come on, try to climb. I tried myself, it's fine. 235 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:59,875 Hang from the branch, and dangle. Come on. 236 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,583 I can't 237 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,625 I can't do it! 238 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:10,518 - Antonio! - All you do is make minestrone. 239 00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:12,000 It hurts! 240 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,208 Go on. 241 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,625 Well done. 242 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,000 Help! 243 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,667 No, shoulders up and dangle your arms. 244 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,583 - Like this? - No, that's a ghost! 245 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,708 A rag doll! Come on, look at him! 246 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,601 - Look at how he eats... - He's not doing anything. 247 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,542 What do you mean? Look at him. 248 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,625 Hey you. Move, do something. Get busy! 249 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,750 Come on, try to imitate him. 250 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,625 Hey, are you trying to piss me off? 251 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,625 Get up and do something! 252 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,917 Come on! 253 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,875 Bastard... Now he's moving! 254 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 You want us to stone you. What are you laughing at? 255 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:24,583 The chimpanzee is dangerous. He has the strength of 50 men. 256 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,625 Imitate him. 257 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,167 Move like a rubber band 258 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:33,292 and then react like a chimpanzee. Understand? 259 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,958 - Expose your face. - Here? 260 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,292 Yes, don't be afraid. No one is here. 261 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,542 There's a big difference 262 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,292 your nose is too straight. Go like this... 263 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,167 No, put your tongue between your teeth. 264 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:55,542 - I can't. I'm embarrassed. - Look at him now. 265 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,125 - Do what you did before. - He doesn't do anything. 266 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,792 Do what you did before or I'll stone you! 267 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:06,934 - Young man, what are you doing? - I'm joking around. 268 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:10,059 - Throwing stones at the animals? - Big deal. 269 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,958 That chimpanzee is like a cat, he never moves. 270 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,559 - He has rheumatism. - What? 271 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,184 - Rheumatism. - No... 272 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,208 - He jumped like a cricket. - Because you threw stones at him. 273 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,458 - Come with me. - Where? 274 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:24,292 - To the manager. - Why? 275 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,059 - Come along. - Nonsense 276 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,167 I paid 200 liras, I brought a tourist... 277 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,167 - You're right, but I'm not wrong. - Come with me. 278 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,018 The animals are supposed to perform! 279 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,458 - Hit them in the head. - Please come with me. 280 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:42,018 I don't feel like arguing. Hands off. Go where? 281 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,476 - To the manager. - Nonsense! 282 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,184 - Quit fussing. - Come on! 283 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:49,143 Please excuse me, ma'am. Yes, I'll come. 284 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,792 - And I'll get you fired. - Good, go! 285 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,125 Go do your job! 286 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,184 I told you not to say a word, 287 00:19:56,208 --> 00:20:00,583 I dress you like an Arab so you won't be recognized, don't talk! 288 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,208 You'll have to learn your act without the ape. 289 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,726 I wanted to learn, but the ape wouldn't move. 290 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,059 Don't cry, please. Apes don't cry. 291 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:13,500 - I'm not crying. - You're not being smart. 292 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,833 Your brain is hairy too! 293 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,292 When entering the dense forest, 294 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,500 I had to take off my shoes and walk barefoot. 295 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,601 In order to make my words more relevant, 296 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,958 I'll show you the place where I found the ape woman. 297 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:34,375 Here. Here, in central Africa. Three months of searching. 298 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:39,792 Three months in the virgin forest to track down the ape woman. 299 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,292 Stop it! 300 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,667 Three months, barefooted... 301 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,809 Be quiet, I said! 302 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,750 Stop! 303 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:52,684 Sorry, she's like a wild animal. 304 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,333 Stop it. 305 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,208 As you know, the ape woman is a libidinous creature. Come along... 306 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,226 Look at these six depictions, 307 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,750 made by one of our city's most famous painters, 308 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:08,125 of my odyssey. 309 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:13,518 Six images he has reproduced impressionistically and faithfully, 310 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,309 depicting the six most important moments 311 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,184 of the ape woman's capture. 312 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:22,458 My hair stands on end just at the thought of these moments. 313 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,917 Look at this: "Struggle with the Lion", three hours. 314 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,167 "Struggle with the Wild Crocodile", four days in the water. 315 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,750 "Escape from the Cannibal". Observe. 316 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,143 This is a cannibal that ate the foot 317 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:39,542 of my loyal and faithful servant, but I alone escaped. 318 00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:44,125 What? Stop! Slave, protect the people. 319 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,875 Sorry, the freak is agitated today. 320 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,875 Back! Get down! 321 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,583 Down, I say! 322 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:54,601 Back, the freak is tired. She needs rest. 323 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:58,042 It's best she go into the pit. Get down there. 324 00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,458 Good, good. 325 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:04,101 Attention, ladies and gentlemen. Careful. 326 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:07,226 Get into the cage. Please, ladies and gentlemen. 327 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,559 Don't get too close. She's nervous. 328 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,667 I'll cage her now. Stay there. 329 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,476 No cigarettes. 330 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,750 I said no cigarettes! Do you want her to be nervous? 331 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,500 Do you want to end up like Bubu? Stay calm. 332 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:25,375 Slave, keep the people back. Stay put, stay there. 333 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:28,500 What did I say, ma'am? What did I tell you! 334 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,768 Calm down. Return her purse. 335 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:36,167 Return it! Do you want me to kill you, filthy beast? 336 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:40,292 Pick it up, ma'am. Don't be afraid to pick it up. 337 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:44,375 I warned you to be careful. Do you want to end up like Bubu? 338 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:48,875 This is what happened to Bubu when he upset the ape woman. 339 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:51,042 Now get into the cage. 340 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:53,875 Now be a good ape and hop into your cage. 341 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:56,458 Inside, do you understand? 342 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,250 Go... 343 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,292 Dirty beast. 344 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,583 Close it. 345 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,500 Good, good. Come here. 346 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,250 I'll give you a treat. 347 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:17,434 You may all come closer to the cage. 348 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:20,250 The ape woman is almost completely tame. 349 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:24,101 You can also ask questions and she will answer in our language. 350 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,601 - What is your name? - Maria. 351 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,268 - How old are you? - 65. 352 00:23:27,292 --> 00:23:30,042 Liar, like all women. What do you eat? 353 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,875 - Bananas! - And not tobacco, understand? 354 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:39,292 Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to touch her hair 355 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:43,875 to ascertain it's real and authentic, come forward. 356 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:46,934 - Slave! Bring alcohol! - Yes, master. 357 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,625 And cotton wool, because you need to be disinfected first: 358 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:52,792 An ape's hair is very delicate and she might take ill 359 00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:54,559 due to some microbe. 360 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:56,809 So disinfect well, please. Here you go. 361 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:59,250 You? Anyone? Come. 362 00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:04,292 - Does anyone want to... - Be brave. Come on. 363 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:09,143 - Bravo, sir. Very good. - Disinfect your hands well. 364 00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:10,708 Good, this way. Touch. 365 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:14,434 Touch her, but be decent. Feel how soft she is? 366 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:18,125 Better than beaver or chinchilla! 367 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:22,934 An Indian emir wanted to buy her to make a coat out of her. 368 00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:26,875 Softly, softly. Look out for your watch. 369 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:28,708 Don't pinch her. 370 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:32,726 Enough. I am sorry but according to police regulation, 371 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:36,893 I can't display the freak during episodes of rage. 372 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:38,309 Goodbye, folks. 373 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:41,292 Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen. 374 00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:44,792 Go fetch the cigarettes. 375 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:51,167 - Good morning, explorer. - Cheers, peasant. 376 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,542 Another day another dollar 377 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,750 Antonio, the cigarettes. 378 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:09,167 You get the lion's share, I get peanuts. 379 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,542 - That's fine. - Let's go. 380 00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:13,542 Open the cage. 381 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,708 Antonio, top of the day. Bye. 382 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:28,542 Maria, not too bad today. I'd say we made about 8,000 liras. 383 00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:30,708 I am very happy. 384 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:34,792 I liked the cigarette trick, too. 385 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,083 What is this? 386 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,125 Antonio. 387 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:59,417 Will you get angry if I tell you something? 388 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,583 - What? - Swear. 389 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:03,250 I swear. 390 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:07,167 - Why don't we change? - Change what? 391 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,059 The touching. 392 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:11,268 Some perverts get too handsy. 393 00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,750 Who cares. 394 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,917 I don't like them touching me that way, I'm a upright lady. 395 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,875 Quit obsessing! 396 00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:23,750 For them you're not a woman, you're a freak. 397 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:26,875 You're the ape woman. Make me some coffee. 398 00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:29,375 - It's already made. - Don't touch the money. 399 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,292 Leave that to me. 400 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,434 It doesn't bother you when they touch me? 401 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,542 I always disinfect you with alcohol. 402 00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:57,667 You're fine. 403 00:26:57,958 --> 00:27:02,000 - I don't like the smell of alcohol. - It's not that bad. 404 00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:05,000 This is the greatest find of the century. 405 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,250 In one month, I'll repay all the money you lent me. 406 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:10,792 Every last cent. 407 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,333 Then I have big plans in mind 408 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,583 I want to buy two new spotlights to create amazing lighting. 409 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,250 And I want to add music too. 410 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,042 Get the sheets. 411 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,393 - Maria. Maria! - Here. 412 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:51,667 I have an idea... 413 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,708 Know what we should do? Have some photos taken. 414 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,708 - Of you. - Yes. 415 00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,583 Then we'll sell them to people. In costume... 416 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:04,958 Tomorrow I'll call the photographer, and we'll do it immediately. 417 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:07,208 New ideas are essential. 418 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:11,458 And don't throw the banana peel in my face. 419 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:14,125 - But you told me to. - Yes, but not in my face! 420 00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:17,208 I said throw the banana peel, but not in my face! 421 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:21,792 - Never mind, I can't sleep. - No blanket? You'll be cold. 422 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,542 Don't worry about it. 423 00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:27,292 Also, you need to stop biting the people. 424 00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:30,750 What if someone gets mad and punches you? 425 00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:34,542 Do something else, lick their arms. 426 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:37,000 - That's disgusting. - A woman's arm... 427 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,750 Not every single person. 428 00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,875 Pretend. Here, try it on me. 429 00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:54,208 What do you want? 430 00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:00,458 I don't understand you... You have everything you want. 431 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:03,750 You're a free woman. I took you out of that home, 432 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:07,833 I freed you from your complexes. You can look everyone in the face... 433 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,583 What do you want? 434 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,250 Me, nothing. We only talk about work. 435 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,167 And what do you want to talk about? 436 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,083 Nothing. 437 00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:22,792 Go... go to sleep. I have to think. 438 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,208 Goodnight. 439 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,583 Sit, please. Sit here. 440 00:29:33,292 --> 00:29:37,125 The professor will see you right away. I'll go fetch him. 441 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:41,518 Sir, please remove your hat. 442 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:42,625 Sorry 443 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:46,559 I don't like this place. 444 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:49,667 Don't shout, I told you how to behave in other's homes. 445 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,750 - I'm afraid. - Of what? 446 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,184 He's a researcher of freaks. 447 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,625 Just what we need. We need him for publicity. 448 00:29:56,917 --> 00:29:59,458 Look at this fancy place I've taken you to! 449 00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:04,250 Not even in your wildest dreams. From rags to riches! 450 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,500 Yes... 451 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:06,958 Antonio. 452 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,625 - Antonio. - He's coming. Get up and greet him. 453 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:17,042 Folks, I'm pleased you have accepted my invitation. 454 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,708 You must be Mr. Antonio. A great pleasure. 455 00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:25,500 Please sit, Mrs. or Miss... 456 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,208 - Miss. - My pleasure. 457 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:31,684 I didn't know there were other people in my city 458 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:33,708 who dealt with freaks. 459 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:38,875 Sorry, have a seat. I forgot my manners. 460 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,434 People don't usually understand the appeal 461 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,917 of my research on freaks. 462 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,250 - From a biological point of view. - Certainly. 463 00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:55,559 My servant tells me that you discovered her in Africa. 464 00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:57,333 Yes, in the forest. 465 00:30:58,167 --> 00:31:02,167 I devoted my whole life to the study of these beings, you know? 466 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,559 - Would you like a closer look? - Oh yes. 467 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,542 No problem... Maria. 468 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:13,625 I named her Maria. Show him your face. 469 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,167 Maria, show him your face. I apologize... 470 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,643 The girl is still a bit wild. 471 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:23,292 It's been a real task to tame her... 472 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,042 Come on, Maria, show your face. 473 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,792 - Take a look. - May I? 474 00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,208 Excuse me. 475 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:37,750 - Extraordinary. - Feel the softness. 476 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:41,500 - Extraordinary. Excuse me, may I? - Go ahead. 477 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:49,375 You've found a rare fortune. 478 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,375 Rare. Extraordinary, extraordinary... 479 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:58,000 Perhaps the girl would be more at home in the garden. 480 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,875 There are bushes. Some fresh air... 481 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:04,768 The professor would like to see you in the garden, or on the terrace. 482 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,875 Is that all right? Maria? 483 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,268 She doesn't answer, but she's happy. 484 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,917 - For her own good. - Yes, indeed. 485 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:15,375 - Okay, Maria? - Follow me, this way. 486 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:17,667 Come on. 487 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,042 This way. 488 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:26,333 The most ancient sin of the world! 489 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,333 Sure... 490 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:35,143 A beautiful, beautiful palace. My compliments. 491 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:38,125 - You like it? - The terrace is really fantastic. 492 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:42,833 Yes, it's an 18th century facade. Do you like it also, Miss? 493 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,250 Of course. 494 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,851 Excuse me, I'll draw the curtain. 495 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:52,000 I don't like the peering eyes of these shirtmakers. 496 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,083 This man is crazy. 497 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,375 He's a true gentleman. You just can't tell. 498 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,708 Remember what to say? Where were you born? 499 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,417 - In the forest. - But where? 500 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,667 In the virgin forest, in Africa. 501 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,292 - Who discovered you? - You. 502 00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:08,875 - Come this way. - Yes, thanks. 503 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,083 - This is my small garden. - Your own personal jungle. 504 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:14,708 Very kind. 505 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:18,708 I'm sure you and I will come to an agreement. 506 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,625 Of course. 507 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,708 Come, Miss. Don't be afraid. 508 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:27,000 Consider me a friend. 509 00:33:28,417 --> 00:33:30,625 Look how green, marvelous! 510 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:33,667 And to think that we are in the heart of the city! 511 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,708 - May I? - Over here. 512 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,625 - Sit. - Thank you. 513 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:48,750 This is my favorite corner. In this green garden... 514 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:53,893 And then there is water. Hear the water flowing? 515 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:55,625 I like it so much. 516 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:03,042 May I remove your hood? I would like to see... 517 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,417 - May I? - Go ahead. 518 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:14,708 I see that the hair continues... 519 00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,875 Indeed, that's what's so special, 520 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:19,208 she's not just a bearded woman. 521 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:22,125 She's more like a chimpanzee. 522 00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:25,500 Her whole body is covered in a forest of hair that... 523 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:28,000 Could I possibly see that? 524 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,309 Some more? Absolutely. 525 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:33,750 Maria, the professor needs to see some more 526 00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:38,333 to better analyze, shall we say, the phenomenon. 527 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,476 There. See? 528 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:45,625 You can see the hair on the whole body, on the arms... 529 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,333 Let me see, let me see. 530 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,875 I gave her an undergarment. Like a woman. 531 00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:54,458 Can you turn around? 532 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:57,708 Turn, turn. 533 00:34:57,792 --> 00:34:59,792 Good, good. 534 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:05,684 Wait. I would say a cross between a quadrumane and a Negro. 535 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,143 I don't believe so. I don't think so. 536 00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:10,583 Because of the light hair? 537 00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:15,125 Perhaps an explorer and an ape... 538 00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:18,083 - Well, maybe. - An ape, perhaps. 539 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:22,143 Can I see some more of her muscular makeup? 540 00:35:22,167 --> 00:35:24,000 Yes, certainly. 541 00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:28,059 The professor would like to analyze more. Take it off. 542 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:30,417 - No. - No? Take it off. 543 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:32,417 - No. - Don't upset me. 544 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:35,893 - Excuse me, but... - Perhaps you should insist. 545 00:35:35,917 --> 00:35:39,292 She's an animal, but she has some modesty. 546 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:41,583 - Try. - Don't make me upset! 547 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,875 - I said no. - Why? What's wrong? 548 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,125 - There's nothing special to see. - Never mind... 549 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,708 Come with me. 550 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:54,083 All freaks display a form of shyness, 551 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,917 as if they were human beings. It's natural. 552 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:59,500 I get the impression that this freak 553 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:02,417 has yet to begin her sexual life. 554 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:06,208 - Come again? Excuse me? - I'm saying she's pure. 555 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:10,167 - She's not had sexual relations? - No, I guarantee it. 556 00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:11,792 - For sure? - I promise you. 557 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:15,750 Well, perhaps you could leave the freak here with me 558 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:20,250 for a few days, so that I can study 559 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:24,000 her true emotional state and developmental ability. 560 00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:27,083 - Understand what I mean? - Yes, I understand very well. 561 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:29,458 Look... What I mean is 562 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:34,542 I am prepared to hand over my freak for scientific studies. 563 00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:38,958 But you have to understand that she and I 564 00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:41,250 have an act to perfect. 565 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:43,375 We work every day... 566 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:47,208 Asking for compensation? I'm willing to compensate your losses. 567 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,625 It's not a matter of material loss, 568 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,750 but rather an artistic loss, 569 00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:56,750 stopping the show would cause real damage, 570 00:36:56,875 --> 00:37:00,542 not to mention the 20,000 liras a day that I earn. 571 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:03,125 20,000 liras? All right. 572 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:07,292 But if I were to need more time to study her, 573 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,167 in that case... 574 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:13,667 That would cause a real damage, stopping my show for a few days... 575 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:17,417 In that case, the show would no longer exist 576 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:21,708 I am always prepared to hand over the freak to science, 577 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:24,042 but in that case, I would not know... 578 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,750 The show would no longer exist, you know? 579 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:31,583 You'd be asking me to hand over the girl for a personal 580 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,250 yet scientific study... 581 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,583 It would be her first time. Can you guarantee that? 582 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:41,208 - 100,0007? - For three days? 583 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,625 - For two. - Not three? 584 00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:48,208 I have already explained that I'm open to anything but... 585 00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:50,792 All right. It's a deal then. 586 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:53,750 We should see how the girl feels about it. 587 00:37:53,917 --> 00:37:55,958 Certainly. I'll talk to her. 588 00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:59,375 You assure me that in two days... 589 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:02,333 If I were to need more time 590 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,833 - 150,000. - All right. 591 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,917 - I'll get you a check. - I'll tell her. 592 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:10,375 - See how she feels about it. - All right. 593 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,500 - Maria. - What? 594 00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:18,250 I had a talk with the professor. 595 00:38:18,417 --> 00:38:21,292 He wants you to stay here for a few days. 596 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:24,000 - I don't want to. - Don't start arguing. 597 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:27,458 He wants you to stay here so he can study you better. 598 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:30,667 He'll pay us. And you know we need a lot of money. 599 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:35,292 - Yes, but I'm not staying. - Don't talk back! 600 00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:37,476 - Why do I have to stay? - Because. 601 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,667 - But why? - Because this is our job. 602 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,833 You have to do it. The professor is kind. 603 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,083 - Why don't you want to stay here? - Because I don't. 604 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:48,500 - You stay with me. - Yes, but... 605 00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:51,143 - Then why not with him? - It's not the same. 606 00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:54,250 - Why not? - Have you seen how he touches me? 607 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:57,875 What do you mean? He's touching you as a professor, a researcher. 608 00:38:58,042 --> 00:39:01,750 - Don't you know you're a freak? - I'm a woman. 609 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,625 Don't shout! I said you have to stay here. 610 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,833 - No! - I'm in charge of you. 611 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:09,042 I said you'll stay. Look at me. 612 00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:11,250 - I won't stay! - You will! 613 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,333 - I won't! - We'll get money! 614 00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:16,375 - You have to stay. - I'm leaving! Leaving! 615 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,917 - Quiet. - I'm leaving! 616 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:20,625 - Don't shout. - I'm leaving because you're a pig! 617 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,351 - Smile for the professor. - He is also a pig! 618 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,250 - Be quiet! - Two pigs! 619 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:27,583 I'm leaving! 620 00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:30,792 - Where are you going? - Two dirty pigs! 621 00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:32,917 - Excuse me, professor. - I'm leaving! 622 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,833 Come here! Come on! 623 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,667 Come back! 624 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,875 - Don't shout! - I'll be right back. 625 00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:41,750 - This is my home... - The freak is nervous. 626 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:45,167 No scandals. Please, no scandals in my home! 627 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:48,000 Go now. I want nothing to do with you. 628 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,583 I'll immediately bring her back. 629 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,750 That damn ape! 630 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:56,667 I'll kill you! I'll destroy you! 631 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,875 - Idiot, you idiot! - Antonio! 632 00:39:59,042 --> 00:40:00,934 - What? - Maria sent this. 633 00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:03,292 She wants her suitcase and her bank book. 634 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:07,750 She sent this and wants her money? Here's what I'll do! 635 00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:11,792 And the contract? She can't just break a contract this way. 636 00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:14,042 On a whim? No way! 637 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:16,708 I didn't do all this for nothing! 638 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,917 Tell her she has 24 hours to come back. 639 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,917 - Don't shoot the messenger. - Or I'll press charges. 640 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,167 For breaking the contract. 641 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:29,083 Maria told me to return with the suitcase and bank book. 642 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:31,083 Is that what she said? 643 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:34,500 Then tell the girl she has 24 hours to return here 644 00:40:34,667 --> 00:40:36,417 if she wants her suitcase. 645 00:40:36,458 --> 00:40:39,250 - Forget the bank book! - Ouch, my arm. 646 00:40:39,417 --> 00:40:41,792 What do you want? This is my business! 647 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:44,625 I'll tell on you! Mother Rosaria! 648 00:40:44,792 --> 00:40:48,167 Her bank book? She's got some nerve... 649 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:51,458 But she'll have to return here. 650 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,768 - Mother, I insisted... - Come in, Mother. 651 00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,917 The suitcase and bank book, now! 652 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,167 Wait, let me explain. 653 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:04,393 No! No chitchat 654 00:41:04,417 --> 00:41:06,268 suitcase and bank book! 655 00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:08,768 - He wanted to beat me! - Nonsense. 656 00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:13,875 - Nudity! What a horror! - No, no nudity. I guarantee it. 657 00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:16,958 - No nudity, no way! - What a scoundrel! 658 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:20,042 Listen, I won't tell the police 659 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:22,625 because it repulses me to say these ugly things. 660 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:26,958 - But if you persist... - I'll give you the book and suitcase. 661 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,958 But as for the professor, you have to believe me! 662 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,792 - Believe you? - I had no idea 663 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,917 the professor was like that! 664 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,625 - Quit laughing, you bastard! - You are a monster of wickedness. 665 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:42,917 What you did to that poor creature is unequivocal. 666 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,750 - Unequivocal. - It was the professor. 667 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:46,875 It was a misunderstanding. 668 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,333 Where are you going? Leave the suitcase! 669 00:41:49,417 --> 00:41:51,792 - Ignore him, Baron! - Leave the suitcase! 670 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:53,958 I bend, but I don't break! 671 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:06,833 Come in. 672 00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:11,500 - Jesus Christ be praised. - Praise be. What is it? 673 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:13,643 I'm Antonio Setola. Do you remember? 674 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:16,833 - I know all about you. - First, I have to apologize. 675 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,917 - Don't bother. - Please forgive me. 676 00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:22,375 I have to absolutely speak to you. 677 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,958 Don't killers get a trial too? 678 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,518 I bring you this small offering 679 00:42:30,542 --> 00:42:33,208 in memory of my poor blessed mother. 680 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:37,583 You can give it to the old folks, or for mass. 681 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:42,208 Nobody could interpret better my mother's desire. 682 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:47,583 It's 10,000 liras, a small sum, that's all I can offer. 683 00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:49,292 Please. 684 00:42:50,792 --> 00:42:52,375 Thanks. 685 00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:59,833 Mother, I have to talk to Maria. I absolutely must talk to her. 686 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:03,417 - Maria is calm. Leave her be. - But I am not calm. 687 00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,125 I feel guilty for something I didn't do. 688 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:09,208 I feel guilty for something I haven't really done. 689 00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:12,875 I can't eat, sleep, or live anymore. 690 00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:16,500 - Mother Superior, lunch. - Coming. 691 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,917 Have a taste. 692 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:26,625 You were very rude a few days ago. 693 00:43:26,792 --> 00:43:29,833 - Yes, whatever. - Very good, thank you. 694 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,292 - Thanks. - Do you realize what happened? 695 00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:36,708 - I do. - There are moral obligations. 696 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:39,750 - Yes, I know. - You are not Maria's family. 697 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,643 And therefore she cannot live with you, a single man. 698 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:46,250 I am prepared to do everything. I can adopt her. 699 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:50,768 Know how many old men come here to adopt 700 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:53,833 young girls of 14 and 15 years old? 701 00:43:54,542 --> 00:43:57,917 First of all, I'm not old. And Maria's not a child. 702 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,583 - Excuse me, Mother. - But what guarantee can you give me? 703 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:03,458 - You are a bachelor. - Well 704 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:06,083 I will take on every responsibility. 705 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:09,083 I offer every guarantee, Mother. 706 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,250 No, just forget about her. Maria is a good, sweet girl. 707 00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:17,125 Forget about her. 708 00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:21,042 It's impossible. Really impossible. 709 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,833 - Is the microphone ready? - Yes. 710 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,292 Good. Ready? 711 00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:34,833 As you walk toward the front door you'll sing. 712 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,792 You'll sing the song I taught you, "The Bride". 713 00:44:37,917 --> 00:44:40,708 - From the church to the house. - I don't want to sing. 714 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:43,601 - Why? - Everyone will laugh, I'm your wife. 715 00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:47,583 And my wife must do as I say! Come on. 716 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:52,042 You can't just do as you please like before. Sing and smile. Come. 717 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:59,292 - Hooray for the newlyweds! - Hooray! 718 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,958 Turn on the microphone. 719 00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:03,750 Turn it on. 720 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,542 "The Bride". One, two... 721 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:10,542 White and bright 722 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,333 I'm embarrassed. 723 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,375 White and bright. 724 00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:18,292 The bride goes out. 725 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:31,542 White and bright. 726 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,458 The bride goes out. 727 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,333 Thank you. 728 00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:42,042 Hidden in the crowd. 729 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:46,875 Behind the tears. 730 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:50,167 Undecided 731 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:56,792 I see my dreams die. 732 00:45:57,750 --> 00:46:00,042 Touch me and bless me! 733 00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:04,083 So beautiful! You look like a holy saint. 734 00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:09,917 On the altar she is crying. 735 00:46:10,083 --> 00:46:12,917 Hey, show some manners for God's sake! 736 00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:17,917 Everyone will say they're tears of joy. 737 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:24,667 While her heart is shouting. 738 00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:29,292 Ave Maria! 739 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,875 Where are you going? We have to go this way. 740 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:35,750 Keep singing. 741 00:46:36,792 --> 00:46:41,500 Ave Maria! 742 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,708 Steady. 743 00:46:47,042 --> 00:46:48,333 Hold steady. 744 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,292 Let's go back! Dessert for everyone! Let's go! 745 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,750 - For everybody! - Antonio, let's go home! 746 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,333 Hey! What are you doing? 747 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,625 What are you doing? 748 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:52,542 - Have you gone crazy? - I am your wife. 749 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:54,917 Wife, my foot. We're business partners. 750 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:57,333 - I'm your wife! - You've drunk too much. 751 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,333 - I'm a woman! - Now let's stop this. 752 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:02,500 I'm your cook too, I make minestrone, act like an ape, 753 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:04,208 I climb on the tree 754 00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:06,667 - I don't like it. - Stop it! 755 00:48:06,708 --> 00:48:08,667 I do everything you tell me to. 756 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:11,792 I sing, I climb, I show my ass. 757 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:14,458 Anything you want. But I'm your wife! 758 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:17,208 You know why we got married. Nothing has changed, 759 00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:20,292 things are exactly the same as before. 760 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,625 You're too smart to not understand. 761 00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:24,625 Enough, I have to sleep. 762 00:48:24,792 --> 00:48:27,375 Tomorrow will be like any other day. 763 00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:29,958 Will you knock it off!? 764 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:31,500 Come on, Antonio. 765 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,958 - I'm tired! - Come! 766 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:39,083 Maria, stop behaving like a child. 767 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,208 Antonio, come. 768 00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:44,208 Come. 769 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,583 - Come. - Never mind. 770 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,125 Don't you understand you're not like other women? 771 00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:52,833 I am not a woman, I am a freak. 772 00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,518 Come to bed, Antonio. 773 00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:56,917 For a man it's different, understand? 774 00:48:57,208 --> 00:49:01,208 You are still like a child and can't understand certain things. 775 00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:03,851 But you see, you have to adapt. 776 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,559 We're married... let me go sleep in my bed. 777 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:08,768 - Come. - There's no room. 778 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:12,125 The bed is small. Too small. 779 00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:15,393 Tomorrow, I'll buy a nice big bed 780 00:49:15,417 --> 00:49:18,083 and then maybe we'll see. But now... 781 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,476 Let me go. I'm going. 782 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,458 And tomorrow I'll ask for an annulment. 783 00:49:25,042 --> 00:49:27,708 - What? - I'll ask for an annulment. 784 00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:30,333 Is that what they taught you in that awful place? 785 00:49:30,542 --> 00:49:32,958 Don't you realize that love between me and you... 786 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:37,292 Yes, I love you, but like a sister. 787 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,500 It's not the same thing. 788 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:42,268 I understand. 789 00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:45,708 But when this morning you told me to sing, you said: 790 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,333 "You are my wife, sing." And I sang. 791 00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:52,083 Since you're my husband you have to sleep here. 792 00:49:54,667 --> 00:49:56,542 All right, wait. 793 00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:01,143 I don't understand what goes on in your head. 794 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:03,750 Annulment... Have you gone crazy? 795 00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:09,333 Yes, we are married, but certain things must be taken slowly. 796 00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:12,917 Look, I'll lie down right here, 797 00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:14,917 I'll be close. 798 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:18,708 - But it's uncomfortable. - No, I like hard surfaces. 799 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,792 - But you will be cold. - No. 800 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,250 Antonio. 801 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,417 I love you. You don't understand anything. 802 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:44,000 - Antonio, are you asleep? - Yes, I'm asleep. 803 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,125 Antonio. 804 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:54,542 - What? I was sleeping... - Handsome. 805 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:58,292 - What do you want? - Come. 806 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:03,375 - Pure insanity... - But why? 807 00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:08,601 I already told you. You and I are like brother and sister. 808 00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:11,667 But it's not true. We are husband and wife. 809 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,958 - Oh no... - Oh yes... 810 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:18,292 - Come on, let me sleep. - Come here. 811 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,417 Come here. 812 00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:22,583 Yes:. 813 00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:25,917 - Tomorrow we'll get a big bed. - Come. 814 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,917 - I'm not prepared. - Come. 815 00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:32,333 Pure insanity... 816 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,333 Pure insanity, really. 817 00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:39,708 - You really are pushy. - I'll scooch over. 818 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:44,708 - There's no room. - Yes. 819 00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:12,333 You're pigheaded, you know. 820 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,375 You're tickling me. 821 00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:35,417 Mr. Antonio! 822 00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:39,083 Mr. Antonio. 823 00:52:41,042 --> 00:52:43,333 - Marcello Pompa. - A pleasure. My wife. 824 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,667 A pleasure, ma'am. Come along. 825 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:49,292 Impressive variety shows... 826 00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:56,726 Look, this is Saloon Margherita. 827 00:52:56,750 --> 00:53:00,101 The greatest Neapolitan variety shows performed here. 828 00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:03,792 From Pasquariello to Donnarumma. Hear the music? 829 00:53:10,792 --> 00:53:13,000 The commendatore came here to sign us. 830 00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:16,000 We're in, the money is ours. Don't worry. 831 00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:19,542 - But I don't know how to sing. - You know how to sing very well. 832 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:21,750 Don't underestimate yourself, darling. 833 00:53:21,917 --> 00:53:27,042 Wrong! Absolutely wrong. In Paris this stuff won't work. 834 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,875 Get out, leave him be. Need anything, commendatore? 835 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:36,375 - No, thanks. - Have you seen the freak I brought? 836 00:53:37,167 --> 00:53:39,375 - Maestro, "The Bride." - Excellent! 837 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:42,958 She's beautiful just like that! Really beautiful. 838 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,333 Excuse me, Maria knows a lot of songs, 839 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:48,000 but unfortunately the maestro only has "The Bride". 840 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:50,750 - Would you like to hear it? - Just a bit. 841 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,958 She's a bit nervous, forgive her. 842 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:55,351 - No, it's fine. - Thanks. Shall we? 843 00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:56,458 - Yes. - Thanks. 844 00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,875 Maestro, "The Bride". 845 00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:01,250 Silence. 846 00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:05,976 Bright and white. 847 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,458 The bride goes out. 848 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:12,684 While hidden... 849 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,958 A hairy angel! Beautiful! Beautiful! 850 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:19,643 - Beautiful voice, right? - Parisians are bored. 851 00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:23,684 They are fed up with sex. Sex, sex, nothing but sex. 852 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:27,143 They want something sensational, more intense. 853 00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:31,351 Like her. We'll prepare a great act for them: 854 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:33,143 The hairy angel. 855 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:36,018 And I am ready to immediately sign a contract 856 00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:39,184 for exclusive rights of your wife. 857 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:42,268 But commendatore, we must do this act together. 858 00:54:42,292 --> 00:54:45,750 We work as a couple. I'm the one who created the act. 859 00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:48,375 My wife doesn't work alone. 860 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:52,000 Listen, we now... 861 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:59,101 All I want is for her to get naked a little. 862 00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:01,768 - Completely naked. - No, look 863 00:55:01,792 --> 00:55:04,268 I'm sorry but my wife doesn't strip. 864 00:55:04,292 --> 00:55:06,893 - My wife won't strip in Paris. - Be quiet. 865 00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:09,018 - We can come to an agreement. - It's all wrong. 866 00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:11,518 Mine is a scientific act. Sorry, goodbye. 867 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:14,184 - We're going. - You'll regret it. 868 00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:18,518 No, we're not on the same page. It's a matter of moral principle. 869 00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:21,434 We are a regular church-married couple. 870 00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:24,518 - French mentality is different. - Leave me be. 871 00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:28,101 This is important! I am also Italian, as you. 872 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,143 Very Italian. Bear with me... 873 00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:32,893 - Listen to me. - No, don't bother. 874 00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:36,643 - My wife will not get naked. - Allow me to persuade. 875 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,393 Kind lady, come along. Let's start by sitting here. 876 00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:42,143 - Get some chairs, now. - Immediately, sir! 877 00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:44,351 Sit here. Sit, please. 878 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:47,375 Have a seat, commendatore. Okay? 879 00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:51,333 Ma'am, let me be frank, striptease is not 880 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,583 - I'll leave you alone, sir. - a serious thing. 881 00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:59,083 In Paris, there are women who strip: 882 00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:01,625 Mothers of family, honest wives... 883 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:06,208 - Yet they strip anyway. - I don't think it's a dirty deed. 884 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:09,559 But I am a woman. My husband decides for me. 885 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:13,309 - No, we decide together. - Looking for me? 886 00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:15,768 Yes, dear. We'll hire you both. 887 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:18,559 You think I should let my wife go around like this? 888 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,476 - Why not? - No way. We're going. 889 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,684 Look, come on. Bear with me one minute. 890 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:28,417 Look. I'll show you, okay? 891 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:33,167 Now tell me, what is so wrong 892 00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:36,500 with being seen this way? Nothing, nothing at all. 893 00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:39,184 She's a figurine. A figurine of flesh. 894 00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:42,268 - Listen, what should I do? - What do you do? 895 00:56:42,292 --> 00:56:45,226 - I do some Afro-Cuban dances. - Good. 896 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,934 Later you'll do an Afro-Cuban dance for me. 897 00:56:47,958 --> 00:56:51,458 - Pasquale, don't get too excited. - See? 898 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:55,167 I don't want my wife wiggling her butt in Paris. Never! 899 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:59,000 But I didn't say she had to get totally nude. 900 00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:03,208 No... just think of all the money. 901 00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:06,458 All the money that you would earn. 902 00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:10,250 The publicity in Paris alone... a creature like this 903 00:57:10,417 --> 00:57:12,875 would become famous worldwide, worldwide! 904 00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:15,542 An act that the whole world will want to see. 905 00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,333 While here in Naples, you are lost. 906 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,583 The money! The money! 907 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:25,333 Hair and beard treatment. Does the lady also want a massage? 908 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:29,833 Right away. I'll massage your brain just as you like. 909 00:57:30,292 --> 00:57:33,083 It feels soft like a child's brain. 910 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:37,750 - Will I get used to life in Paris? - For sure. 911 00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:42,833 - That city frightens me. - People are the same the world over. 912 00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:45,476 We'll be living like royalty there, 913 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:48,458 with a proper contract, a real gig. 914 00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:54,083 There you are. Does the lady have other orders? 915 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:56,167 Let's remove this. 916 00:57:57,042 --> 00:58:00,500 Watch out for the hairs... 917 00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:06,875 If the nuns knew I'm going to Paris to strip... 918 00:58:07,042 --> 00:58:10,667 What do you care what the nuns think? You're married to me. 919 00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:15,917 I can't believe how lucky I am. 920 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,458 Believe it! 921 00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:21,458 How many times have I told you what a genius I am? How many? 922 00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:25,500 - Yes, but I am sad. - Why? 923 00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:29,167 Leaving this house now that we fixed it up... 924 00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:33,000 This house sure did cost me some sacrifices. 925 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,625 And the theater... 926 00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:37,708 Come. 927 00:58:42,833 --> 00:58:46,083 Ladies and gentlemen, the show will now begin! 928 00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:50,458 Here is the forest. 929 00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:54,917 So much effort, so many sacrifices. 930 00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:59,958 You remember the ape woman? 931 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,583 All over now. 932 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,500 A new life! 933 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:08,500 This is the life of the artist: One day here, then to Paris... 934 00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:11,958 Then, one day to New York, who knows. 935 00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,583 Let's get into our big bed. 936 00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:21,833 How'll I fare in Paris? I've never been out of Naples. 937 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,875 You'll get used to it. 938 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:27,500 Our nice big bed. 939 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:31,167 Plus, you'll have me. We'll be living in hotels too. 940 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,875 - Will we also go to America? - Sure. 941 00:59:34,042 --> 00:59:36,167 To America... everywhere. 942 00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:40,250 Meanwhile, we have a nice photo in the newspaper. 943 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:42,583 How impressive. 944 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:45,500 "France Soir", a million copies are sold. 945 00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:48,583 - A million photos, imagine! - A million! 946 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,750 - What's written there? - "Look at the brave man 947 00:59:51,917 --> 00:59:54,625 who married an ape!" 948 01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:20,917 Father! 949 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:23,750 Father! 950 01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:27,583 Father! 951 01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:36,875 Father! 952 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:30,542 You must die! 953 01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:31,750 No. 954 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:33,875 No... 955 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:38,000 Come... 956 01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:41,208 No! 957 01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:15,667 No! 958 01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:19,167 Go away! 959 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:21,000 Devil! 960 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:52,208 Look... 961 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,167 Strumpet. 962 01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,833 Look... 963 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:20,792 No... 964 01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:23,167 Go away. 965 01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:25,375 Come here. 966 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:28,458 Yes... 967 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,208 Yes... 968 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,583 Yes. 969 01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:38,833 Yes... 970 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:55,708 Shit! 971 01:03:58,417 --> 01:03:59,934 And there you go! 972 01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:01,458 Bravo! 973 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:04,667 Bravo! 974 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:17,833 And here is the ape woman! 975 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:42,833 Hello everyone! Must have been the oysters. 976 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,958 - How's it going? - Not bad, thanks. 977 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,750 The legion of honor! Franceschina, how are you? 978 01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:51,042 - Forget Franceschina, go! - Yes, I'm going. 979 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:52,542 Neapolitan... 980 01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,083 Hello! 981 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,518 Hello! What's good today? 982 01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:01,500 - The usual for me. - Of course. 983 01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:04,833 - Maria, how's it going? - Fine. 984 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,500 You remember me? I am Antoine. 985 01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:09,000 - Remember? - Yeah. 986 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:10,833 - Is work good? - Yes, thanks. 987 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,458 Good sandwich, eh? Good, good. 988 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:17,667 Chicken croquettes, like yesterday. With a little watercress. 989 01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:19,958 - I like that a lot. - Okay. 990 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,833 The duck tonight is really disgusting. 991 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,292 Goodbye miss. Do a good job. 992 01:05:26,583 --> 01:05:29,792 Ah, your bouquet! The bouquet, mademoiselle! 993 01:05:29,958 --> 01:05:32,208 Just five minutes of rest. 994 01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:38,542 - Mademoiselle, your bouquet. - Thanks. 995 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:42,500 May St. Lucy protect my eyes. 996 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,375 - Bye, Antonio. - Bye, bye! 997 01:05:56,583 --> 01:06:00,643 - Finally. Where were you? - I was just over there. 998 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:03,309 - Yes, messing with the black girl. - She's a colleague. 999 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:06,434 Yes, a colleague... They're all colleagues for you. 1000 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,893 - I want to know what she said to you. - Nothing. 1001 01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:11,101 "Bring me the bouquet." So I brought it. 1002 01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:13,309 - You Kissed her. - Nonsense! 1003 01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:15,667 I don't kiss colleagues. 1004 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,667 Hurry, we're late. 1005 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:21,458 Women here have a different mentality. 1006 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,268 Understand? You are different from the others... 1007 01:06:24,292 --> 01:06:26,500 Yes, but I don't kiss anybody. 1008 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,583 Right, don't kiss anyone or let anyone kiss you. 1009 01:06:29,667 --> 01:06:31,458 - What is this? - Antonio! 1010 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:34,458 - Come on, already! - I'm coming! Jesus... 1011 01:06:34,625 --> 01:06:37,167 Oh there, little piggy 1012 01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:50,375 I don't feel well this evening. This double lineup kills me. 1013 01:06:50,792 --> 01:06:53,226 - I have a bellyache... - Hang in there. 1014 01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:55,417 Tomorrow we'll call a doctor. 1015 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:57,809 You always exaggerate. It's probably the oysters. 1016 01:06:57,833 --> 01:06:59,792 No, it really is my belly... 1017 01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,750 The weather here sure is awful. 1018 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,125 Always grey. It makes me so sad. 1019 01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:11,333 There's a cemetery too. 1020 01:07:15,958 --> 01:07:18,625 That must be the doctor. Give me this. 1021 01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:23,167 Here, get ready. Can't you take out those curlers? 1022 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:28,351 It's not right to let the doctor see you in curlers... 1023 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:29,667 Be right back. 1024 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:36,958 - This is the doctor. - Hello. 1025 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,875 - Come on in. - Go In. 1026 01:07:40,667 --> 01:07:42,167 Come in. 1027 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,917 - Good morning, ma'am. How are you? - Hello. 1028 01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:47,333 So-so. Thank you, Elvira. 1029 01:07:55,833 --> 01:07:58,601 - What's he saying? - He says: "She's a monster." 1030 01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:02,226 - Sorry, ma'am. - We know that already. 1031 01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:04,667 No need for him to say that. 1032 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,059 She doesn't understand French. 1033 01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:20,958 Excuse me, ma'am. The doctor wants to know if it runs in the family. 1034 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:23,625 He's asking if your father was the same. 1035 01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:29,708 Tell him we're worried about her stomach, not her face. 1036 01:08:29,875 --> 01:08:33,458 - The vomiting, the nausea. - You understand, doctor? 1037 01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:38,250 They're worried about the stomach issue, not her face. 1038 01:08:38,417 --> 01:08:40,518 Ma'am, don't worry, 1039 01:08:40,542 --> 01:08:43,542 with a purgative you'll be as good as new. 1040 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,917 - What? - She must undress. 1041 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,208 Okay. 1042 01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:05,500 - Sir, please... - Yes, yes. 1043 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,583 Miss, come. 1044 01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:11,417 What is it? 1045 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:15,833 - What's he doing? - Nothing. 1046 01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,000 What doctors do. 1047 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:20,667 All right. 1048 01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:24,583 Don't look. Don't look. 1049 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:28,851 It's not right to look. We'll make a bad impression. 1050 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:32,542 Are we being punished? I am her husband after all. 1051 01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:33,958 Mademoiselle! 1052 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:41,167 Have you had sexual relations with the lady? 1053 01:09:41,333 --> 01:09:43,583 Certainly, she is my wife. 1054 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:47,000 - Are you sure? - Of course. Didn't you know? 1055 01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:50,643 Yes, but I didn't want to say anything. 1056 01:09:50,667 --> 01:09:53,375 - I am a discreet woman... - Yes or no? 1057 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:56,417 Yes, doctor. They have had relations. 1058 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:57,917 Good, thank you. 1059 01:10:01,042 --> 01:10:03,101 - It hurts, doctor. - I'm sorry. 1060 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,458 What a drag! 1061 01:10:09,958 --> 01:10:14,250 Tell me, miss, have you had sexual relations? 1062 01:10:14,833 --> 01:10:18,750 Me? I am single. I wouldn't do such things! 1063 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,083 Sir, the lady is pregnant. 1064 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:27,792 Oh, the lady is pregnant! Wow! Congratulations! 1065 01:10:28,292 --> 01:10:30,333 Hear that, Antonio? 1066 01:10:30,417 --> 01:10:33,833 I'm expecting. Are you happy? 1067 01:10:34,042 --> 01:10:36,059 - Very happy. - Congratulations. 1068 01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:38,875 A little kiss. Don't get worked up. 1069 01:10:40,417 --> 01:10:44,018 - This way, please. - A towel. 1070 01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:47,917 I am really happy for you, dear beautiful lady. 1071 01:10:48,042 --> 01:10:49,542 Quickly, miss. 1072 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:53,958 - Sir, come here. - What? 1073 01:10:58,375 --> 01:11:03,042 He says he needs to talk to you because the situation is serious. 1074 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:05,875 Obviously, the case is rather unusual. 1075 01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:10,542 - Ask how much. - Three. But that's not the issue. 1076 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:14,792 Thank you. 1077 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:19,708 You are a man, so you must understand the situation. 1078 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:22,292 - He says you are a man... - Excuse me... 1079 01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:25,625 - And... - It's not... 1080 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,375 SO easy. 1081 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:34,917 And the issues are quite difficult to foresee. 1082 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:37,875 He says it's best we go talk in the hall. 1083 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:39,708 Let's go out there. 1084 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:44,458 Be back soon, okay? 1085 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:49,476 - So? - Mademoiselle, tell him... 1086 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:51,875 - Translate for me. - Hold on. 1087 01:11:52,583 --> 01:11:54,809 The circumstances are unusual, 1088 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,601 the child could be a monstrous maniac. 1089 01:11:57,625 --> 01:11:59,476 - Poor lady! - A monster, for sure. 1090 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:00,559 What did he say?! 1091 01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:03,125 She must be taken to a clinic 1092 01:12:03,542 --> 01:12:05,458 because a monster will be born. 1093 01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:09,417 The baby will be like its mother, with hair on its face. 1094 01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:12,125 A monster! A monster! 1095 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:15,833 Poor lady, such a good person and so nice! 1096 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,792 Life is cruel... 1097 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:22,375 Will you tell him that he needs to decide. 1098 01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:25,434 I could give them the address for an abortion clinic. 1099 01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:28,833 I am a lady and won't say these things. No! 1100 01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:31,667 I am a good woman. 1101 01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:36,708 Shoes are the last thing I want to be dealing with now! 1102 01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:41,518 - Damn! You irritate me! - Go pick them up. 1103 01:12:41,542 --> 01:12:44,167 Will you translate what the doctor said, please? 1104 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,958 - I am a good woman. - I know that. 1105 01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:49,667 But just tell me what he said! 1106 01:12:49,792 --> 01:12:53,250 She has to have an abortion, that's what he said. 1107 01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:57,375 I've never had to speak such words. 1108 01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:00,958 To think, I never even got married 1109 01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,833 - and now I'm talking about abortion... - Is it true? 1110 01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:06,309 Yes, sir. You do what you want, 1111 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,792 but I don't see any other solution. 1112 01:13:09,042 --> 01:13:13,208 - But it's impossible in Italy! - In Italy perhaps... 1113 01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:15,875 But here it can and should be done. 1114 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:18,500 See you later... if you choose. 1115 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:23,875 - Maria. - Yes, Antonio. 1116 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:29,250 You know, perhaps that thing can't go on. 1117 01:13:29,833 --> 01:13:31,250 What did you say? 1118 01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:37,208 - The doctor says you have to abort. - Abort? 1119 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,958 But that's crazy! Why should I abort? 1120 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:43,750 Because... Because you know why. 1121 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:48,042 Because it seems that... the baby would have trouble. 1122 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:51,000 Why would it have trouble? 1123 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:54,417 Dunno... Maria, you know how things are. 1124 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:56,768 The doctor said it and he knows best. 1125 01:13:56,792 --> 01:13:58,167 Doctors are also wrong. 1126 01:13:58,792 --> 01:14:01,875 And even if it has trouble, it would still be ours. 1127 01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:04,792 Yes, I know. You think I don't know that? 1128 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:09,000 Don't you understand? I'm not the one suggesting it. 1129 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,917 - It was the doctor's idea. - The doctor is a monster. 1130 01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:14,250 The doctor is a monster... 1131 01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:16,417 Be reasonable, Maria. 1132 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:21,708 I'm happy we're having a child also, but what if it's born 1133 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,667 and is a mess. Then what? 1134 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:27,042 - But it won't be a mess. - What we want doesn't matter... 1135 01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:29,333 We have to think about the child. 1136 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:33,125 - It will be a mess. - Then I am also a mess. 1137 01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:35,500 But I'm happy anyway. I found you. 1138 01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:38,167 I got married to you. I am happy. 1139 01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:41,542 - You're not happy with life? - Yes, I'm happy. 1140 01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:42,708 So? 1141 01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:46,958 It's not so easy to find a man like me, believe me. 1142 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,125 - Why? - Why? Forget it. 1143 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:57,750 - Here. - Pasta with butter all the time. 1144 01:14:57,917 --> 01:15:01,000 You know I don't digest French butter, it's so heavy. 1145 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:03,583 But there's nothing else. Here. 1146 01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:05,833 Oil, make it with oil. 1147 01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:08,750 I'll eat it plain. 1148 01:15:11,417 --> 01:15:12,708 Go on, eat. 1149 01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:19,042 - Eat, eat! - I'm not hungry. 1150 01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:22,083 I'm not hungry... Why won't you eat? 1151 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:25,250 She serves anything, but won't eat anything. Eat! 1152 01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:28,583 - You like butter. - I don't like it. I don't want it. 1153 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:35,583 You think I haven't thought about it? 1154 01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:40,292 It would be our lucky break. Don't you believe me? 1155 01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:44,167 You and the child, both hairy. We'd make a lot of money. 1156 01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:47,375 You're a pig! You only think about business. 1157 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:50,625 About money! You're the monster! 1158 01:15:50,792 --> 01:15:52,917 Stop it, now! Stop it! 1159 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:54,750 Wretch! 1160 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:03,125 You're hysterical. I forgive you because you're hysterical. 1161 01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:07,000 Go away, monster. I'll handle my child alone. 1162 01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:09,000 I'll bring it to the doctor. 1163 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:12,042 I'll take care of it and do everything. 1164 01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:14,667 You threw pasta on me. You're hysterical. 1165 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:17,375 No, I am not hysterical! 1166 01:16:17,542 --> 01:16:19,833 I'm a mess. 1167 01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:23,792 I'll go away with my child. 1168 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:57,625 To Hotel Sayonara, it's beautiful and comfortable. 1169 01:16:57,792 --> 01:17:00,167 - As you wish, Antonio. - Good. 1170 01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,875 Turn right here. 1171 01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:06,583 Antonio, turn right. 1172 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:09,875 - Why right? - To ask the saint for a blessing. 1173 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,625 I told you that's just a superstition. 1174 01:17:12,792 --> 01:17:16,768 Superstition? Carla, the lady who delivered milk, 1175 01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:19,875 had a paralyzed hand and went there... 1176 01:17:35,417 --> 01:17:39,333 - Must we really go there? - Yes, I beg you, please. 1177 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,559 Good morning. What do you want? 1178 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:47,375 - Good morning. - I want to request some prayers. 1179 01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:52,167 - First and last name? - Maria Semola. 1180 01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:54,208 What's he writing? 1181 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:57,875 - Address? - Hotel Sayonara. 1182 01:17:58,042 --> 01:18:00,917 - Quit joking. - Worse than a precinct. 1183 01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:04,542 What do you want? We pay taxes, you know... 1184 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:08,583 We keep records. If you want to complain, go to City Hall. 1185 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,875 What sad eyes you have. Are you Muslim? 1186 01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:17,042 - Muslim? - Who've you brought here? 1187 01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:20,500 A Muslim? I only pray to saints in heaven. 1188 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:23,792 What's all this about? Name, address... 1189 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:29,042 - Is there confusion in heaven? - No, the confusion is here on earth. 1190 01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:33,333 I pray only to Catholic saints. Go sign, with faith. 1191 01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:36,375 Amount of offering? 1192 01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:39,417 - How much? - One hundred. 1193 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:42,833 We just returned from France. We only have francs. 1194 01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:44,375 100 francs. 1195 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:50,417 Let's see the exchange. 1196 01:18:51,292 --> 01:18:53,667 They sure are organized. 1197 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:58,000 Are you calculating the exchange rate? 1198 01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:01,000 Sailors come here from all parts of the world. 1199 01:19:01,167 --> 01:19:05,333 We can't exactly go to the bank every time and change money! 1200 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:07,000 Don't worry. 1201 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:10,375 We must document everything or they'll complain. 1202 01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:14,167 The documents prove everything. Ask their motive, too. 1203 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:17,333 - Motive? - For the salvation of a child. 1204 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,625 Excuse me... 1205 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:22,917 Is this child dead, alive, or not yet born? 1206 01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:26,101 - Not born yet. - Who are the prayers for? 1207 01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:28,125 Saint Anthony or the Madonna? 1208 01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:38,583 How beautiful... 1209 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:40,875 What do you think? 1210 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,625 I would say both. It's better. 1211 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:53,708 Well, what'll it be? St. Anthony or the Madonna? 1212 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,625 Both. 1213 01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,875 I beg you. 1214 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:03,208 - Leave father to pray. - It's an urgent matter. 1215 01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:06,167 - I do what I can. - Come away, ma'am. 1216 01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,375 Thank you. 1217 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:10,792 Maria. 1218 01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,708 - Look at that beautiful child. - You are crazy. 1219 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,917 Do you like it? I cut out a lot, you know? 1220 01:20:18,292 --> 01:20:20,625 I was at the news agent and got a bunch. 1221 01:20:20,792 --> 01:20:24,417 Here's one with a baby bottle that is very beautiful. Like it? 1222 01:20:25,792 --> 01:20:28,226 - Stare at this picture. - Do I need to? 1223 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:30,351 Certainly, it's a matter of suggestion. 1224 01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:32,809 If you want your child to be born this beautiful 1225 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:36,000 you must stare at the photo, don't let your eyes rest. 1226 01:20:36,167 --> 01:20:37,917 I know about these things. 1227 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:41,958 I'm looking at the photo but I'm not calm. 1228 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,750 But you have to be calm. Darling, think about nothing else. 1229 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:50,601 Don't think. You have enough to do looking at the photo. 1230 01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:51,958 Don't worry. 1231 01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:56,042 Who knows what your mother thought when she was pregnant with you? 1232 01:20:57,875 --> 01:21:00,643 - Hey, is it kicking yet? - Strongly! 1233 01:21:00,667 --> 01:21:01,667 Goodness! 1234 01:21:02,125 --> 01:21:06,434 This hotel is expensive. We'll end up penniless. 1235 01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:09,583 Knock it off. Where will our child be born? 1236 01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:13,458 In the streets? At least here there is some elegance, sun... 1237 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,917 Don't worry yourself with things like this. 1238 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:20,851 Look at the square, the view, have a good time, understand? 1239 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,292 - Yes. - I'll think about the rest. 1240 01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:28,833 - But I am worried. - I'll find a way to make money. 1241 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,083 We're paid up to the end of the month here. 1242 01:21:31,542 --> 01:21:33,458 I've practically already sold the car. 1243 01:21:34,042 --> 01:21:36,125 But you need the car, Antonio. 1244 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:38,208 Who cares. 1245 01:21:38,292 --> 01:21:41,083 I didn't have it before, I don't have it now. Who cares? 1246 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,250 Maieroni's coming soon. 1247 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:46,018 After the baby's born, we start working again. 1248 01:21:46,042 --> 01:21:48,167 - Of course. - No need to fret. 1249 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,500 - How are you? - Fine. 1250 01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,333 - I'm losing hair. - A bit. 1251 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:58,583 It's fine, the doctor said that happens with pregnancy. 1252 01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:01,250 It'll grow back, don't worry. 1253 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:04,583 Know what he said? He had a bald female patient once, 1254 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:08,917 during pregnancy, her hair grew a lot... like a mane. 1255 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:12,309 Stay here. 1256 01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:14,750 I'll hang this up and be right back. 1257 01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:03,917 Come with me. 1258 01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:07,958 - What's he look like? - Don't fret, he's normal! 1259 01:23:10,208 --> 01:23:12,500 Given his mother's condition... 1260 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:15,292 He's a beautiful baby, there he is. 1261 01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,268 - The third one. - Him? 1262 01:23:17,292 --> 01:23:18,667 Yes. 1263 01:23:18,750 --> 01:23:21,583 - He's normal! - I told you. 1264 01:23:24,292 --> 01:23:26,917 - Can I go near the incubator? - No. 1265 01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:34,542 - Isn't he a bit small? - Don't worry... 1266 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:37,042 He's alive and will grow fine. 1267 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:40,375 Come along, come console your wife, 1268 01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:42,417 she's more worried than you. 1269 01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:45,583 Hi! 1270 01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:56,833 I saw him, he's beautiful! 1271 01:23:57,042 --> 01:24:01,458 Beautiful. Tell your wife that he's fine, he's normal. 1272 01:24:01,667 --> 01:24:03,917 He's fine, small but fine. 1273 01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:06,083 He looks like me, small. 1274 01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:08,226 He doesn't have any hair? 1275 01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:11,875 Not at all, smooth as a billiard ball. 1276 01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:15,042 Just like I told you. Are you happy now? 1277 01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:18,583 Of course I am. I'm his father. 1278 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:22,018 Now we're a family, we have to get to work. 1279 01:24:22,042 --> 01:24:23,958 - Yes... - Work! 1280 01:24:24,042 --> 01:24:26,226 Away with all of these hairs. 1281 01:24:26,250 --> 01:24:28,250 Look, I'm hairless here now. 1282 01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:32,708 Who cares? It'll grow back thicker and stronger. 1283 01:24:33,042 --> 01:24:37,000 - I have no more hair. - It'll grow back even better. 1284 01:24:37,292 --> 01:24:39,292 You'll see. 1285 01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:41,917 How odd, I feel... 1286 01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:44,458 - It's so strange. - Why? 1287 01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:47,750 I'm not used to seeing you without a beard. 1288 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:50,768 It's normal, you met me when I was hairy. 1289 01:24:50,792 --> 01:24:52,417 Don't worry. 1290 01:24:52,708 --> 01:24:56,708 I'll give you some massages and make the beard grow back, 1291 01:24:56,750 --> 01:25:00,083 even better than before, we'll get right to it. 1292 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:02,375 By the way, 1293 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:04,458 Maieroni sent a telegram. 1294 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:07,167 - Look, London! - London? 1295 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:10,167 It says "The Ape Woman" in English. 1296 01:25:11,417 --> 01:25:13,708 The Ape Woman... 1297 01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:16,042 How lovely! 1298 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:21,292 You're sure it'll grow back? I feel strange 1299 01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:23,792 as if I were naked. 1300 01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:26,917 No... 1301 01:25:27,167 --> 01:25:28,333 No... 1302 01:25:28,542 --> 01:25:30,542 Real nice... 1303 01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:33,083 Like it? 1304 01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:40,875 Listen, Maria 1305 01:25:41,917 --> 01:25:44,708 I know that Antonio is good 1306 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:46,250 like you say, 1307 01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:49,750 but this cannot carry on. 1308 01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:51,833 This isn't a restaurant! 1309 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:58,208 It's been two months, two months! 1310 01:25:58,750 --> 01:26:00,458 This can't go on. 1311 01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:02,625 What can we do, Sister? 1312 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:07,292 I thank you on behalf of myself, my wife, and this innocent child. 1313 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:09,250 It's not our fault! 1314 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:10,875 Let me finish... 1315 01:26:10,917 --> 01:26:13,458 It's not our fault this disaster happened. 1316 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:16,500 You call this a disaster? 1317 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:18,417 Come here! 1318 01:26:19,042 --> 01:26:22,167 It's a miracle, a real miracle! 1319 01:26:22,208 --> 01:26:25,875 A real miracle... let's thank the Lord for this miracle. 1320 01:26:25,917 --> 01:26:30,417 If she hadn't lost the hair we'd be in London for our show now, 1321 01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:34,833 instead of mooching off of nuns for a plate of food. 1322 01:26:34,875 --> 01:26:36,875 What show!? 1323 01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:38,768 Show, my foot! 1324 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:44,542 Mother Superior almost had a syncope when she heard about the show. 1325 01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:46,500 A syncope! 1326 01:26:46,792 --> 01:26:48,917 - Yeah, sure. - In any case... 1327 01:26:49,042 --> 01:26:52,292 You're a father and a good man, 1328 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:56,208 and the show is over, it's gone, so 1329 01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:58,750 enough! This cannot go on. 1330 01:26:58,917 --> 01:27:00,917 - It cannot. - Fine. 1331 01:27:01,542 --> 01:27:04,792 Fine, I'll find a solution. 1332 01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:08,125 - Dear God help me... - Antonio... 1333 01:27:08,792 --> 01:27:12,750 Have some meat, it's good and will do you good 1334 01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:14,476 - I lost my appetite. - Why? 1335 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,625 Because I don't want to be a charity case. 1336 01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:19,375 Don't be silly, you love steak. 1337 01:27:19,458 --> 01:27:23,542 Maria, I will take a dive and find any way possible... 1338 01:27:23,792 --> 01:27:26,833 Calm down, I'll make you a sandwich. 1339 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,976 Sure, sure, just eat something now. 1340 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:31,042 Sister, don't treat him that way. 1341 01:27:31,083 --> 01:27:33,792 He's not to blame for this situation. 1342 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:37,542 Work, work, you've never wanted to work. 1343 01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:40,750 Have you ever worked? For 30 years 1344 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:43,184 I've worked for 30 years. 1345 01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:45,917 Here, Antonio. 1346 01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:49,792 Bye, darling. 1347 01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:53,083 Bye, love. 1348 01:27:53,208 --> 01:27:55,917 I'd better go, sweet Jesus... 1349 01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:58,125 - Some wine? - No! 1350 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:23,958 We're just a bunch of wretches 1351 01:28:24,208 --> 01:28:26,667 without a cent to our name. 1352 01:28:28,167 --> 01:28:31,542 We could use the help of a saint... 1353 01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:36,667 - A plate and a fork. - We serve food too. 1354 01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:38,667 A quarter liter of wine. 1355 01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:41,875 - Nobody wants the pasta and beans. - Take a seat. 1356 01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:46,208 - Hello, Mr. Antonio. - Good day. 1357 01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:48,625 Some olives too. 1358 01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:01,309 - Have a glass with us? - We have pasta and beans too. 1359 01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,375 - Gladly, thanks. - Prosit. 1360 01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:05,083 Thanks. 1361 01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:10,083 I'd like to introduce my friends, we were waiting for you. 1362 01:29:11,292 --> 01:29:13,458 They want you to be their manager. 1363 01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:15,625 You can work your magic. 1364 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:18,958 Father, mother, daughter, and uncle. 1365 01:29:19,958 --> 01:29:22,292 Baron, what'll I do with them? 1366 01:29:22,417 --> 01:29:24,417 They're not good enough. 1367 01:29:28,417 --> 01:29:31,125 Can they do anything else, like sing? 1368 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,792 Nothing, they're just freaks. 1369 01:29:35,292 --> 01:29:37,500 Not good enough, sorry. 1370 01:29:37,917 --> 01:29:39,875 It's not enough nowadays. 1371 01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:43,417 I need to talk to you... alone. 1372 01:29:43,792 --> 01:29:45,768 Wait over there for me. 1373 01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:48,500 - We're really sorry. - What is it? 1374 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:52,042 - Do you have a decent suit? - Yes. 1375 01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:55,083 I have a nice, white suit, fits like a glove. 1376 01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:57,750 - It's a perfect fit... - Which one? 1377 01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:00,000 The one from the wedding! 1378 01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:02,208 - The silk one? - Yes, double-breasted. 1379 01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:05,833 Perfect, then you need to come wearing that suit. 1380 01:30:05,917 --> 01:30:08,708 We have an important task... 1381 01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:12,083 - Enough, please! - I'm ready and willing. 1382 01:30:12,167 --> 01:30:13,542 I admire you. 1383 01:30:15,167 --> 01:30:19,042 - Do you need my visiting cards? - Is there a coat of arms? 1384 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,667 Of course, by right of blood! 1385 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:23,750 Then bring them. 1386 01:30:23,833 --> 01:30:27,042 - I'll go fetch them. - Go get changed. 1387 01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,875 Be right back. 1388 01:30:42,958 --> 01:30:44,958 - Got the visiting cards? - Of course. 1389 01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:47,851 It's my last one, but I'll gladly sacrifice it. 1390 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,042 Show the doctor when he arrives. 1391 01:30:50,667 --> 01:30:52,875 - Of course. - Here he is. 1392 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,708 Goon... 1393 01:30:59,292 --> 01:31:02,417 - Excuse me, doctor. - Here again, Antonio? 1394 01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:05,042 May I introduce myself? Baron Rossi. 1395 01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:08,750 - Nice to meet you. - He's my lawyer. 1396 01:31:08,792 --> 01:31:13,667 I asked around, you had no right! No right to transform my wife. 1397 01:31:13,708 --> 01:31:16,500 - Give me a break! - Me?! 1398 01:31:16,625 --> 01:31:19,125 I did it for the sake of your wife's humanity. 1399 01:31:19,167 --> 01:31:20,750 Humanity? 1400 01:31:20,917 --> 01:31:23,333 You were to deliver my son, that's all. 1401 01:31:23,542 --> 01:31:25,875 Who asked you to remove the beard? 1402 01:31:26,083 --> 01:31:28,042 My wife and I liked it, 1403 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,083 we had a happy life. 1404 01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:33,125 Tell him all the damage I suffered. 1405 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:35,917 Indeed, profoundly damaged! 1406 01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:38,625 Shame on you, on both of you! 1407 01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:41,083 I don't want to see you again! 1408 01:31:41,167 --> 01:31:44,458 - I'll call the police next time. - The police? 1409 01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:47,083 Know how my wife and I live now? 1410 01:31:47,375 --> 01:31:49,375 We live on charity! 1411 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:53,268 You're to blame! I would've been in London now. 1412 01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:54,476 In London! 1413 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:57,917 And what if I liked my wife more with a beard? 1414 01:31:57,958 --> 01:32:00,625 - Tell him, attorney! - Indeed 1415 01:32:01,208 --> 01:32:04,042 I get it Antonio, from man to man 1416 01:32:04,167 --> 01:32:06,500 go to work, provide for your family 1417 01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:09,375 instead of being kept. 1418 01:32:09,542 --> 01:32:11,875 - Want to work? - I've always worked! 1419 01:32:12,292 --> 01:32:14,292 Good, wait here. 1420 01:32:17,417 --> 01:32:20,417 Baron, come on, say something! 1421 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:23,417 - Never mind, let it go. - Let it go? 1422 01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:25,458 I'm the only one talking. 1423 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:27,625 Speak up as my attorney. 1424 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,333 I can touch on the moral issue, 1425 01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:34,000 but you have to step in when dealing with financial issues. 1426 01:32:34,042 --> 01:32:36,708 - I stepped in at the right time. - Sure... 1427 01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:40,167 Take a look and see what he's doing. 1428 01:32:41,292 --> 01:32:42,875 He's writing. 1429 01:32:42,917 --> 01:32:45,958 - Wonder what he's writing. - That I don't know. 1430 01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:48,708 He's coming, he's coming. 1431 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:51,500 - Maybe it's an accession. - Maybe. 1432 01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:53,667 And don't come back again! 1433 01:32:55,667 --> 01:32:57,667 Let's see... 1434 01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:00,625 An accession... 1435 01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:04,833 Port authority? He expects me to work at the port?! 1436 01:33:04,875 --> 01:33:06,042 I'm an artist! 1437 01:33:06,083 --> 01:33:08,083 From Paris to the port... 1438 01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:10,250 You clowns! 1439 01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:12,250 Clowns! 1440 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:20,625 - Antonio, come on, help out. - Coming. 1441 01:33:20,667 --> 01:33:22,458 Over here. 1442 01:33:22,500 --> 01:33:24,500 Stand here. 1443 01:33:25,417 --> 01:33:27,000 Here! 1444 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:30,625 Come on. Are you ready? 1445 01:33:30,875 --> 01:33:33,018 Let's go! 1446 01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:34,708 Come on! 1447 01:33:34,917 --> 01:33:36,542 Careful. 1448 01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:40,000 - Put your hand here. - Come on, pull! 1449 01:33:40,083 --> 01:33:42,417 Pull, come on! 1450 01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:45,500 Come on, up you go. 1451 01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:47,333 Move it! 1452 01:33:47,417 --> 01:33:49,083 Go on! 1453 01:33:52,667 --> 01:33:54,458 Careful! 1454 01:33:58,125 --> 01:34:00,125 Where are you going? 1455 01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:02,333 Don't be afraid. 1456 01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:05,625 Come on! 1457 01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:11,208 All right... 1458 01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:13,250 Let's be quick. 1459 01:34:13,333 --> 01:34:15,333 Come here. 1460 01:34:28,125 --> 01:34:30,458 Antonio, let's go eat! 1461 01:35:02,625 --> 01:35:04,143 - Hi. - Hi, Antonio. 1462 01:35:04,167 --> 01:35:06,851 How are you? What's wrong, son? 1463 01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:09,292 - I brought this since it's chilly. - Good. 1464 01:35:09,375 --> 01:35:11,000 Food's in the bag. 1465 01:35:11,375 --> 01:35:13,125 Come on. 1466 01:35:14,875 --> 01:35:16,583 Let's sit down. 1467 01:35:17,625 --> 01:35:19,042 Over there. 1468 01:35:23,667 --> 01:35:26,167 - What's he crying about? - I don't know. 1469 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,042 Let's sit here, come here, son. 1470 01:35:30,083 --> 01:35:33,351 - Over here. - Here you go, darling. 1471 01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,917 - Does he still have worms? - Dunno... 1472 01:35:36,083 --> 01:35:38,250 - He might be tense. - Come here. 1473 01:35:38,625 --> 01:35:41,042 Come to daddy... 1474 01:35:42,792 --> 01:35:45,625 We'll get rid of those worms. 1475 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:49,643 Like it? It's cashmere, only 3,000 liras! 1476 01:35:49,667 --> 01:35:51,458 I like your belly! 1477 01:35:52,917 --> 01:35:55,542 - Did you bring "France Sow"? - Yes, here. 1478 01:35:57,500 --> 01:35:59,708 There's hot broth in here. 1479 01:35:59,917 --> 01:36:02,083 Open it for me. 1480 01:36:15,042 --> 01:36:17,667 There's nothing, not even in Paris. 1481 01:36:18,708 --> 01:36:20,417 Maieroni's done. 1482 01:36:23,333 --> 01:36:25,333 What's so funny? 1483 01:36:26,167 --> 01:36:27,875 I'm pleased. 1484 01:36:29,667 --> 01:36:32,083 Well pleased is well served. 1485 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:40,583 You've calmed down? Hungry, darling? 1486 01:36:43,167 --> 01:36:44,958 Here, have some. 1487 01:36:45,417 --> 01:36:47,417 It's good. 1488 01:37:18,792 --> 01:37:21,792 THE END 1489 01:37:49,583 --> 01:37:52,934 The story, all names, events and characters in this production are fictitious. 1490 01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:55,833 Any resemblance to real life events is coincidental. 1491 01:37:58,917 --> 01:38:02,250 Subtitles © Chain Production 2021 104125

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