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- Hey, Rick!
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- Oh. Hey, Herb.
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- So, you know what
this week is, right?
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- Um, is it Easter?
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- No, it's my spring break!
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No school for seven days!
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And guess what?
Go pack your things
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because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!
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- Really?
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- I just came
from the travel agent.
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We're gonna spend five nights
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in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
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- Oh.
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- Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?
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We all know what goes on
down there.
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I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.
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- Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.
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I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.
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- Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?
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- I don't wanna go into
one of those places.
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I don't think they even exist
anymore.
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Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?
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- You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?
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- Rick, I'm a little old
for that.
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It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.
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- Well...
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Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!
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We're gonna have the best time!
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I can't wait to spoil you.
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- I really do need a vacation.
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- Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!
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- All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?
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- Yeah, that should be
all of it.
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- Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.
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- I still feel bad,
us going on a trip
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while you and Stan stay home.
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- You guys have fun in Santa Fe.
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We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.
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Goodbye, Shelley!
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Have fun! I'll miss you!
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- There should be food enough
to last you the week.
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- Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.
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- Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!
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- Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!
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Aww, jeah!
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Bitches are gone!
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Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!
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This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.
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They're gonna be gone
the whole week!
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Bro, what are you doing?
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- I'm painting miniatures.
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- Painting min...
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Dude, do you not understand?
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Your mom and Shelley are gone.
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We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.
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- Whatever I want?
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- Yeah, dude!
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That's what this is all about.
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Let's do some spring break shit!
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- Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come over
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to do "40k" all week?
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- Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."
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What is that?
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- You don't know
"Warhammer 40k"?
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- Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.
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I'm down.
Let's do it.
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- Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!
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You're old enough.
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- Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!
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- Oh, Rick.
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Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.
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- Yeah, it's really nice.
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I just don't know
if I deserve all this.
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- You do deserve it, Rick.
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You've made me really happy.
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Are you almost done?
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- Yeah, all done.
Here you go.
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- Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.
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Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.
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Can't wait to try
some Southern food.
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You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.
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- A lot of things are different
here in the South.
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Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.
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Yeah, all the stores
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and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.
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It's almost like
another culture.
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Herb?
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Herb?
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Oh, no.
- Geez.
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It's still here.
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- You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.
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- I don't wanna go in.
I just...
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can't believe some of these
places are still here.
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- Whoa! Look who's here!
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What are you doing in town?
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- Oh, I'm just on vacation.
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This is Rick.
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- Well, do you wanna come inside
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and rally a little bit?
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- Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.
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- You sure?
Everyone would love
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to rally with you again.
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- I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.
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I'm just here to relax.
Take care.
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- Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!
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America number one!
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- Number one, yep.
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Some people, huh? Geez.
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- Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor Squad
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attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.
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- Okay, that has
a toughness of 7
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and a -1 to your hit rolls.
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- Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.
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- Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.
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What in the actual
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are you guys doing?
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- We're playing "40k."
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- You guys have wasted
another day of spring break
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with this stupid shit.
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- Do you guys know
what spring break is about?
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Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.
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Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?
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- I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?
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- I'm happy the bitches are gone
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so we can have bitches over!
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Spring break is dude time.
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But you know what,
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today's society
has ruined it all.
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They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.
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Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.
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No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,
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you shouldn't be ashamed
of your gender.
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- Okay, Dad. So I've got
an Imperium infantry unit
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within six inches of Celestine,
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so they have a +6 save.
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- My God.
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What are we going to do?
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- I'm going to sleep.
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I'm gonna go to sleep now.
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- Here I go... to sleep.
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Rick?
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- Can I help you
find any... oh, my God!
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Sir, you're back!
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- Yeah, just browsing.
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- You guys, it's him!
He's here!
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- Oh, wow, it is him!
- It's him?
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- Is that really you?
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- What are you doing here?
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- Could I get a selfie with you?
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- Hey, uh, since you're here,
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you wanna rally a little bit?
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- No, no. I can't rally
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I've got a serious boyfriend.
I'm just looking around.
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- Oh, come on. When are you
gonna be here again?
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Live a little!
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- Well, maybe I could do
just a little bit.
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I mean, wha...
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What the hell is up
with all these Mexicans? Huh?
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Yeah! I mean... I mean,
Joe Biden obviously thinks
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immigrants are made of gold
or something.
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Piece of shit!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Hey, Steven.
You know your son's
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been over at my house
for spring break?
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- Yeah, of course I know.
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- Well, you should see
what they're doing,
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'cause it's a little hrrrp.
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- Well... well,
what are they doing?
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- Look, I just think
we better talk with our boys
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to counteract all the ways
in which society
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has been pathologizing
masculinity.
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I mean, you went balls-out
on spring break, right?
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Tried to see chicks' boobs
and stuff?
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- Mm, no I didn't.
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- Well, no, I mean,
you weren't ashamed
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of being a guy, right?
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Like, you went out to the lake
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and tried to play grab ass
with girls, right?
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- No, I did not.
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- Why... why are you saying that?
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Why are you making
those words with your mouth?
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- Oh, hey, Randy.
Everything okay with the boys?
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- Ohh, right.
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Sorry... sorry, yeah,
everything's great.
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They're playing a little
table miniatures game.
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It's great.
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Just, uh, came to let you know
they're good.
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Don't worry.
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I'm gonna take care of it.
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- I'll tell you what else.
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This whole situation
in the Ukraine,
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that wouldn't be happening
on my watch.
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The problem is now we all have
a president who's afraid.
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And that's why Joe and the ho
have got to go!
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And I'll tell you another thing.
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It's... oh, hang on a second.
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Oh, crap.
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Ho... hold on a second, everybody.
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Uh...
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Oh, hey, Rick!
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- Where are you?
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- I couldn't sleep, Rick.
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I was just tossing and turning
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and I didn't wanna wake you up,
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so I decided to come out
and buy some sunscreen
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and stuff
for our beach day tomorrow.
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- Oh, okay.
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I got scared
that you were out rallying.
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- Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.
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Last thing I wanna do is rally.
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Listen up...
Get back to sleep, Rick.
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I'll... I'll be right home, okay?
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- Okay. Sorry for panicking.
Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, uh, nice to meet you,
everybody.
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I need to get going.
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- Oh, come on. Just rally
with us a little bit more.
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- No, I really can't.
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- Just a few more minutes.
Come on!
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- All right, I guess I can
rally just a little bit longer.
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I mean, after all,
I am here for you.
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I am your warrior!
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Liberal left!
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Hunter Biden laptop!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Uh...
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Ugh. Oh, geez.
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- Herb?
Herb, you gotta get up.
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We're gonna miss
our whole beach day.
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- Oh, it's... it's just
the time change, Rick.
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You enjoy the beach.
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I just gotta sleep
a little longer.
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- Okay.
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Dude, it's so awesome being able
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to leave "Warhammer"
set up all night
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and come back to it
in the morning.
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- I know, it's great.
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- Hey, hey, you guys.
What did you do?
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- What do you mean?
- I mean the cops are here.
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What did you guys do?
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- We're just continuing our
game of "40k" from last night.
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- Okay, you guys, just stop
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'cause the police wanna ask you
some questions.
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Come on in, officers.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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Hands up.
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- We heard somebody in here's
been bad.
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- Oh, no, guys. Looks like
you're in big trouble.
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You better read 'em
their rights.
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- Hey, whoa, whoa!
Don't touch the models.
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We spent a long time on this.
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- Stan, stop with that shit.
253
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,851
Come on, get into it.
254
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,986
Wet t-shirt contest!
255
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,621
Hey, what the?
256
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,057
- What?
- Hey, you guy!
257
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,725
You do not harass the ladies!
258
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,961
- Well, I wanted strippers,
not prudes.
259
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,263
You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
260
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,998
You wanna be big man?
261
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,366
- Whoa, whoa, okay. I...
262
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,869
I think I need to explain
something to you, okay?
263
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,104
Look, I'm just trying to combat
the messages
264
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,273
that the liberal left
is putting out to young men
265
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,076
about their male instincts
being toxic.
266
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,444
The you talking?
267
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,979
- You know,
I'm trying to show my son
268
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,981
and his nerdy little friend
what a real party is
269
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,150
'cause society wants them
to be ashamed
270
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,285
of their masculine natures.
271
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,688
- You want real party?
- Yeah!
272
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,157
Truth is, I got a whole barn
full of weed.
273
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,228
- I will call some friends.
274
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,235
- The person you are
trying to reach
275
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,736
cannot be located.
276
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,005
Please leave a message.
277
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,306
- Where are you?
278
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,275
I got back from the beach
and you were gone.
279
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,777
Please pick up.
280
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,760
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
281
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,900
- And we're gonna take Georgia,
282
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,702
and... and we're gonna
take Arizona this time!
283
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,740
And when I say we're gonna take
Arizona in the election,
284
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,408
I... I mean we're gonna
take it again.
285
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,710
'cause we all know
I won it last time, too!
286
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,445
Oh.
287
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,981
Oh. Hey, everybody.
288
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,283
This is Rick.
289
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,057
Rick! Rick,
will you just wait!
290
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,225
- You know it's 2:00
in the morning?
291
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:16,028
I was alone at the hotel
while you were out rallying!
292
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,830
- I just wanted to rally
for a little bit.
293
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,333
- Yeah, you really look like
you just rallied a little bit.
294
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,669
- I got a text
that Tucker was in town,
295
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,038
and I just wanted to go rally
for a little bit.
296
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,607
- You really think those people
care about you, Herb?
297
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,410
They don't.
They just wanna do that.
298
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,246
- Rick, I got it
out of my system now.
299
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,714
We can still have
a great vacation.
300
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,382
Let's just start over tomorrow.
301
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,117
Okay?
302
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,963
- Right, all right,
let's do this!
303
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,030
Okay, you ready?
304
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,499
Three, two, one. Go!
305
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,769
Check it out, guys!
306
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,805
Ahh!
307
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,173
Huh? Whoa!
308
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,812
- Sir, do you think
you can walk?
309
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,714
No, I don't think so.
310
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,983
- Sir, we think you've had
too much to drink,
311
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,851
and we should probably
take you to the hospital.
312
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,853
- No, I can't.
I have to stay here
313
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,621
'cause I'm in charge of my son.
314
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,957
Today's woke culture
has vilified his manhood
315
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,792
and made him ashamed of himself.
316
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,495
- Okay, sir, but it appears
you have a broken arm
317
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,097
and several fractured ribs.
318
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,732
- Yeah, but I can't leave
319
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,101
because my son's natural
instincts are being suppressed
320
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,303
and it's leading
to behavioral problems.
321
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,838
You see the shit he's doing?
322
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,375
He's over there
playing with dolls.
323
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,884
- It's pretty good fondue,
right?
324
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,220
- We should probably
just go back to the hotel.
325
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,155
You've got the shakes
from rallying all night.
326
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:53,025
- No, no, Rick.
This is our vacation.
327
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,559
I want us to have a nice
328
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,461
romantic lunch.
329
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,663
- Maybe we should
just go back to Colorado.
330
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,600
- No, Rick.
I'm gonna make this up to you.
331
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,101
I don't wanna rally anymore.
332
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,703
There's just a lot of people
out there
333
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,772
who won't let it go, you know?
334
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,407
- Yes, and you can't
be around them.
335
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,375
- I know, I know.
336
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,877
Let me just...
337
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,546
Let me just go throw up
because I'll feel much better.
338
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,749
- Okay, go throw up, Herb.
339
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,227
Oh, God.
340
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,329
Come on, just stop. Stop.
341
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,831
The country is fine.
342
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,499
You have better things to do.
343
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,356
Yeah, oh yeah!
That's it! Yeah!
344
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,926
We're gonna get abortion rights
thrown the hell out
345
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,829
so those dirty lesbians
can't keep having abortions!
346
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,797
- Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
347
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,066
- We're gonna get those Black
Lives Matter protestors
348
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,968
off the streets
with a fire hose!
349
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,304
- Yeah, America!
- Yeah!
350
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,438
Rick!
351
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,508
You.
352
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,111
- Well, to hell with you!
353
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,679
Nobody controls me!
354
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,850
- Yeah!
- Yeah! America! Yeah!
355
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,346
- Can I help you?
356
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:39,114
- We've had some complaints
about a party
357
00:16:39,115 --> 00:16:41,149
that's been going on
for three days here.
358
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,451
- Hey, what's going on?
359
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,555
All right, guys,
who ordered the stripper?
360
00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:48,557
- Can we come in
and look around, sir?
361
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:50,626
- Oh, yeah! Come on in.
362
00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,694
Honk honk!
363
00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:54,029
- All right,
get down on the ground!
364
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,931
- Whoa, whoa! No, no, no.
It's okay.
365
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,499
I'm just helping my boy
366
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,001
through the media assault
on manliness.
367
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:02,337
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
368
00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:03,839
- I need to see some ID, sir.
369
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,842
- Uh! Okay!
Okay, Stan! Stan!
370
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,777
Yeah?
371
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,179
- Can you get my wallet
from the upstairs?
372
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,382
- Yeah, soon as we're done
with this psyker phase.
373
00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:14,750
I have five psyker units.
374
00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:17,053
- Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.
375
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,223
- Hey! Freeze!
You, right there!
376
00:17:21,224 --> 00:17:24,393
- That's Alonzo Fineski,
the Romanian sex trafficker!
377
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:25,694
You, big man!
378
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,299
- Ahh! Oh, my God!
379
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,100
Ahh!
380
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,973
Stan? Stan?
381
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,717
- And now, ladies and gentlemen,
382
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:50,652
here he is,
383
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,055
the once and future president
384
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:54,957
of the United States of America!
385
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:04,599
- Thank you.
I am here today
386
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,702
for those who have been wronged.
387
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:11,473
For those who have been
betrayed.
388
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,875
And let me tell you
389
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:17,713
that nobody in this country
has been betrayed more
390
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:19,982
than my Ricky Rick.
391
00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:21,917
Huh? What?
392
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:25,620
- Rick, I am so sorry.
393
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:27,322
And if you are out there,
394
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,258
I want you to know
that I love you.
395
00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:32,394
You are the only thing
that keeps me from doing
396
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,863
all this stupid stuff.
397
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,733
When I met you,
I felt in control of myself
398
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:39,601
for the first time.
399
00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:43,505
There has never been anyone
who calmed me down more
400
00:18:43,506 --> 00:18:46,608
than my little Ricky Bear.
401
00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:48,710
You are my boo.
402
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:52,547
- Did he just say
that Rick is his boo?
403
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,752
- The truth is, some of us
simply can't be alone.
404
00:18:56,753 --> 00:19:01,823
We need a relationship so that
we're accountable to someone.
405
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:04,793
I realize now how broken I am
406
00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:09,464
without that person who keeps
me from destroying myself.
407
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,033
- Sh-Sharon?
408
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:14,803
- And all I've ever done
was take you for granted
409
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:17,472
and wished I wasn't
being controlled.
410
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:20,409
Hi, Sharon.
411
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,478
Will you please come home?
412
00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:27,049
- Rick, I am a giant
piece of shit without you.
413
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,651
I don't deserve another chance.
414
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,453
You have been wronged.
415
00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:33,688
You have been betrayed.
416
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:39,095
And the only person
who deserves retribution is me.
417
00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:44,166
I know you all really want
to rally and rage, but...
418
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:47,235
the only thing
I have to say is...
419
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:51,540
is that I love Rick.
420
00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:56,211
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
421
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:58,580
I love Rick.
422
00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:00,515
I love Rick.
423
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:05,053
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
424
00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:07,189
I love Rick!
425
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:08,924
I love Rick!
- I love you, Rick!
426
00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:12,027
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
427
00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:14,162
I love Rick!
- Yeah!
428
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:16,798
I love Rick!
429
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,000
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
430
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,837
I love Rick! I love Rick!
431
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,071
I love Rick!
432
00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:25,006
- Oh, crap.
Here we go again!
433
00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,708
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
434
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:27,876
I love...
435
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,125
- It's okay, Randy.
We're back.
436
00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:47,062
- I'm sorry
I cut your trip short.
437
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:48,864
It's okay, Randy.
438
00:20:48,865 --> 00:20:51,134
You made it longer
than last spring break.
439
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,007
- Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Stanley,
440
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,675
what have I told you
about playing "Warhammer"
441
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,146
on the kitchen table?
- Aw!
442
00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:21,497
- Oh, Rick!
443
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,002
I don't wanna go
through all that again.
444
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:30,338
I just wanna stay
in South Park with you.
445
00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:34,177
- Well, I guess we'll just
have to see what happens.
446
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:56,048
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