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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,398 [N] 2 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,868 [Wind whistling] 3 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,579 ["Look to the rainbow" playing] 4 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,915 J'j' on the day I was born j'j' 5 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:10,172 j'j' said me father, said he j'j' 6 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:17,346 j'j' "I've an elegant legacy waitin' for ye j'j' 7 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,768 j'j' "'tis a rhyme for your lip n 8 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,562 j'j' "and a song for your heart n 9 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:32,277 j'j' to sing it whenever the world falls apart" j'j' 10 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:44,706 J'j' look, look look to the rainbow j'j' 11 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:50,337 j'j' follow it over the bill and the stream j'j' 12 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:56,259 j'j' look, look look to the rainbow j'j' 13 00:02:56,468 --> 00:03:03,225 ij' follow the fellow who follows a dream n 14 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:13,485 J'j' 'twas a sumptuous gift to bequeath to a child if 15 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:18,990 n for the lure of that song keeps me head running wild j'j' 16 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:24,705 j'j' 'tis a rhyme for me lip and a song for me heart if 17 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:31,336 j'j' and I sing it whenever the world falls apart if 18 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:39,136 j'j' look, look look to the rainbow j'j' 19 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:44,391 j'j' follow it over the m” and the stream j'j' 20 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:50,105 j'j' look, look look to the rainbow j'j' 21 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:55,861 ij' follow the fellow who follows a dream n 22 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,513 If so I bundled me heart if 23 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,098 j'j' and I roamed the world free j'j' 24 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:12,479 j'j' to the east with the [ark to the west with the sea n 25 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:18,151 j'j' and I searched all the earth and I scanned all the skies j'j' 26 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,570 j'j' but I found it at last j'j' 27 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:25,158 n“ in my own true love's eyes j'j' 28 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:30,997 j'j' look, look look to the rainbow j'j' 29 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:36,628 j'j' follow it over the m” and the stream j'j' 30 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,005 j'j' look, look j'j' 31 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:42,092 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 32 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:48,473 ij' follow the fellow who follows a dream n 33 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:53,478 j'j' follow the fellow j'j' 34 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:57,107 j'j' follow the fellow j'j' 35 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:01,194 j'j' follow the fellow j'j' 36 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:07,826 j'j' who follows a dream m 37 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,496 [siren wailing] 38 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,552 Eureka! 39 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,387 Sharon, come quickly. 40 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,389 So, what is it now, father? 41 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,891 We're... we're here. 42 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,893 The journey's ended. Our destination at last. 43 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,145 Thank merciful heaven. Now I can sit down. 44 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,354 No, you can't sit down. 45 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,565 It's the hill beyond yon hill. 46 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,568 Oh, I've been hearin' about the hill beyond yon hill 47 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,320 ever since we left Ireland. 48 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:46,031 [Siren continues wailing] 49 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,661 [Crowd chattering indistinctly] 50 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,666 Keep your distance. 51 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,585 Don't crowd around. 52 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,879 Clear the way. Step aside. 53 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,214 Woman: What's going on here? 54 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,387 They're gonna have an auction. 55 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,889 Man: A what? 56 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,724 They're gonna have it today. 57 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,979 Sheriff, are you gonna get this auction started now, ain't ya? 58 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,230 Hear ye! 59 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,441 Hear ye! [Crowd silences] 60 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,110 Now, wait a minute! 61 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,862 Y-You can't have an auction 62 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,281 without first talking to Susan mahoney. 63 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,574 Why not? 64 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,618 Henry, go get Susan. 65 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,454 Because her brother owns this property, that's why not. 66 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,289 Sheriff: I beg your pardon. 67 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,875 The law states this property belongs to anybody 68 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,794 who's got money to pay the taxes. 69 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,796 And that's me. 70 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,632 Woman: You mean senator rawkins has it. You're just a stooge. 71 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,160 Woman 2: Woody don't like stooges. 72 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,426 Buzz: Who's Woody? 73 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,136 Woman 2: He's Susan's brother. 74 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,888 Man: He's a trouble-makin' con man. 75 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,431 Woman: He is not! 76 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,360 Woody is president and general sales manager 77 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,644 of the rainbow valley tobacco cooperative. 78 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,479 Man: Incorporated! 79 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,814 Buzz: What's that? 80 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,148 All: Us! 81 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,501 Sheriff: They're sharecroppers. 82 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,110 Man 2: Sure are. 83 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,404 That's how come we're all gonna get rich together. 84 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,698 Woman: Woody promised me personally. 85 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,549 Boy: Susan's trying to tell you something. 86 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,288 - Well, I'm iistenin'. - What she say, Henry? 87 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,124 She says Woody's coming. 88 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,834 [All murmur excitedly] 89 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,460 I didn't hear her say anything. 90 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,421 Naturally. She was born silent. 91 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,464 One of the few women who ever was. 92 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,842 Sure, mister. She don't do "talk" talk. 93 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,260 She does foot talk. 94 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,678 Buzz: Foot talk? 95 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,596 That's ridiculous. 96 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,306 What's she saying now? 97 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,267 Boy: She says you gotta wait for Woody. 98 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,643 He's bringin' the money. 99 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,103 [All murmur excitedly] 100 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,813 Sheriff: Quiet! 101 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,315 Tax sale gonna start now. 102 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,444 It's all right. It's all right. Woody's coming. 103 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,112 Woody's coming. 104 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,488 Woody's coming. 105 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,532 Woody's coming, Woody's coming... 106 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:53,825 All: Woody's coming. 107 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,036 Woody's coming, Woody's coming, 108 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,455 Woody's coming, Woody's coming, 109 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,790 Woody's coming, Woody's coming, 110 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,460 Woody's coming, Woody's coming, Woody's coming, 111 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,671 Woody's coming, Woody's coming, Woody's coming, 112 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,132 Woody's coming, Woody's coming... 113 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,552 It's my duty to protect the people of rainbow valley. 114 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,887 Who from? 115 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,555 From the people of rainbow valley. 116 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,348 Hear ye! 117 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,892 Hear ye! 118 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,144 We can't be bothered with the mortgage man... 119 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,687 All: This time of the year. 120 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,065 You'll be sorry you interfered with the law. 121 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,400 N for spring don't care about the mortgage man j'j' 122 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,402 n this time of the year if 123 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,530 I'm giving you your last chance to get back your land. 124 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,699 N the dandelions in the dusky Dell j'j' 125 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,826 j'j' don't give a hoot in hell j'j' 126 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,245 Howard: J'j' they're gonna smell without collateral j'j' 127 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,705 n this time of the year if 128 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:41,914 n this time j'j' 129 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,500 n this time of the year if 130 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,835 j'j' sweet merry buds and elderberry buds j'j' 131 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,046 j'j' don't give a good ding-ding-dang j'j' 132 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,334 j'j' corn's shootin' up fruit trees are fruitin' up n 133 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,717 n go tell rawkins to go hang-hang j'j' 134 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,356 J'j' don't mess around here if 135 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,401 n this time of the year if 136 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,406 j'j' you'll get it in the rear j'j' 137 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,702 n this time of the year if 138 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,913 j'j' magnolias are sentimental j'j' 139 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,957 j'j' persimmons are queer j'j' 140 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,543 sheriff: Keep your distance, now! 141 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,545 Give way there! You hear me? 142 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,755 I said, keep your distance! 143 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,133 J'j' don't easily scare n“ 144 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,260 j'j' they sprout without real estaters j'j' 145 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,303 n this time of the year if 146 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:41,391 j'j' yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah n 147 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:46,646 j'j' yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah n 148 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,916 j'j' that choo-choo's comin' and it's mighty clear if 149 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,984 j'j' whoa, whoa Woody's here j'j' 150 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,236 j'j' he's up there riding with the engineer n 151 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,488 if yes, Woody's here n 152 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,782 j'j' just look at that choo-choo puffin' j'j' 153 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,993 j'j' let's give it a mighty cheer j'j' 154 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,245 j'j' just look at that engine huffin' j'j' 155 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,622 j'j' dang, blast it all Woody's here if 156 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,833 j'j' Woody's here j'j' 157 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,169 j'j' get a load of that whistle blowin' j'j' 158 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,337 j'j' that whistle is good to hear j'j' 159 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,631 ii it's wantin' you to be knowin' j'j' 160 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,758 j'j' dang, blast it all Woody's here if 161 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,969 j'j' Woody's here j'j' 162 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:23,558 j'j' woo-oody's here j'j' 163 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,486 [Whistle blows] 164 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,409 Sharon: And to think I let you whisk me out of Ireland, 165 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,369 across an ocean and down a continent, 166 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,997 in the sweet green month of April. 167 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,665 And for what? 168 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,376 For a beautiful new life in a beautiful new land. 169 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,712 I thought we came here to cure your arthritis. 170 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,797 You remember that? Aye, that too, that too. 171 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,550 Well, now 'tis me that's cured of your arthritis! 172 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,302 It's all mythical, 173 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,138 and so is that cure place where it called rainbow valley. 174 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,390 Now you've gone just a bit too far. 175 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,184 Here I have it on me map, 176 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,353 witnessed and endorsed by rand and McNally. 177 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,731 I don't know who rand is, but I could never trust a McNally. 178 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,816 But you can always trust a mclonergan. 179 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,068 Ah-hah. 180 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,486 [Chuckles] 181 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,073 Behold that mythical land called rainbow valley. 182 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,575 [N] 183 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:23,910 Whoo-hoo! 184 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,037 Sharon, shake hands with a millionaire. 185 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,665 - A millionaire? - A multi-millionaire. 186 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,353 Now what's happened to your arthritis? 187 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,168 Arthritis? That's for the poor. 188 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,420 Finian mclonergan, I knew you were up to something. 189 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,506 Will you stand still and listen to me? 190 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,007 I-I can't, I can't! 191 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,051 Ooh, ever since I was 2 years high, 192 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,260 you've been seeing leprechauns in the cabbage patch 193 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,888 and rainbows over your whiskey jug. 194 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,723 Now what pixified fancy of yours 195 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,433 has really brought us to america? 196 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,851 Huh? 197 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,603 Oh, you'll love it here. 198 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,439 You'll have everything you left behind in glocca morra. 199 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,857 [Bird sings] 200 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,567 You hear that? 201 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,362 What did I tell you? 202 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,614 The same skylark music we have back in Ireland. 203 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,907 [Bird sings] 204 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,409 - Ha. - Aye. 205 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,244 A glocca morra skylark. 206 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,745 Aye. 207 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,957 N I hear a bird j'j' 208 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,877 n“ a glocca morra bird j'j' 209 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,963 m it well may be h 210 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:21,426 j'j' he's bringing me a cheerin' word j'j' 211 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,888 n I hear a breeze j'j' 212 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,809 n a river Shannon breeze j'j' 213 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,894 m it well may be h 214 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:37,233 j'j' it's followed me across the seas j'j' 215 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:43,364 m then tell me, please if 216 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:50,955 j'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 217 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:56,419 n is that little brook still ieapin' there? J'j' 218 00:13:56,627 --> 00:14:00,631 j'j' does is still run down to Donny cove? J'j' 219 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:07,513 n through killybegs kilkerry and kildare? J'j' 220 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:13,102 j'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 221 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:17,940 n“ is that Willow tree still weepin' there? If 222 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:22,362 n does that laddie with the twinklin' eye if 223 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,365 j'j' come whistlin' by? N 224 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:30,870 j'j' and does he walk away sad and dreamy there n 225 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:35,333 j'j' not to see me there? J'j' 226 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:41,506 j'j' so I ask each weepin' Willow n 227 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,216 j'j' and each brook j'j' 228 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,886 j'j' along the way j'j' 229 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:51,891 j'j' and each lad that comes a-whistlin' n 230 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,686 j'j' too-ra-lay j'j' 231 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,941 j'j' how are things j'j' 232 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:05,196 n“ in glocca morra j'j' 233 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:12,829 n this fine day? J'j' 234 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,624 [sobs] 235 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,252 Oh, now, father. 236 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,921 Why are you crying? 237 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,049 Ah, it's that cheap Irish music. 238 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,767 Where is everybody? 239 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,018 Hello? 240 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,437 Hello! 241 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,522 Shhh. 242 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,421 Where are all the children? 243 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,864 [Over pa] What the devil...? 244 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,574 Crowd: J'j' Woody's here if 245 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,493 n he's up there riding with the engineer n 246 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,536 j'j' yes, Woody's here j'j' 247 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,748 someone's coming. 248 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,751 You better get up in that tree and take a look. 249 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,383 J'j' don't easily scare n“ 250 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,594 j'j' they'll sprout without real estaters j'j' 251 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,846 n this time of the year if 252 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,308 it's only the folk who live here, father. 253 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,519 America's full of gangsters, you know? 254 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,887 Sharon: I thought you said it was full of millionaires. 255 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,356 Don't argue. 256 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,375 J'j' can't be bothered with the mortgage man j'j' 257 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,485 n this time of the year if 258 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,111 here, take this. 259 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,696 0h! 260 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,825 N the spring don't care about the mortgage man if 261 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,825 n this time of the year if 262 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,829 but it's... it's gold. 263 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,333 Aye, it's a pot of gold. 264 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,126 And you stole it? 265 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,128 I never stole it. I borrowed it. 266 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,506 What...? Whom did you borrow it from? 267 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,842 - Why do you wanna know? - So we can lend it back to him. 268 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,636 - Well, it's impossible. - Why not? 269 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,138 Well, uh, because he's not mortal. 270 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,057 - You killed him? - Of course not. 271 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,727 He never was mortal. He's a leprechaun. 272 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,896 - A leprechaun? - Aye. 273 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,233 Who else would have gold in Ireland? 274 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,241 J'j' they'll sprout without real estaters j'j' 275 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,070 n this time of the year if 276 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,864 j'j' now that Woody's here if 277 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,658 j'j' now that Woody's here if 278 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,495 j'j' now that Woody's here if 279 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,539 [people chattering] 280 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,584 Buzz: Now, don't think that this is gonna stop the auction. 281 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,503 - You gonna pay him off, Woody? - Howard, you just watch me. 282 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,590 Hear ye! Hear ye! 283 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,092 Ain't gonna have you making a burlesque of the law. 284 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,928 Why not? That's where the law spends most of its time. 285 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,431 Seen him in the front row last Monday night, Woody. 286 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,850 - Yes, you did! - It ain't true! 287 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,435 Ain't true! 288 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,894 Be quiet! 289 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,605 This is an unlawful assembly. 290 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,273 Well, then, this unlawful assembly 291 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,400 is gonna have to come to order. 292 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,611 All right. 293 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,862 Read it. 294 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,363 [People gasp] 295 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,990 Read it. 296 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,953 "Rainbow valley parcel lot number seven 297 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,288 "is hereby up for auction 298 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,415 "by reason of default of back taxes 299 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,917 in the amount of $777." 300 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128 $777 going once. 301 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,880 $777 going twice. 302 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,715 $777 going three times. 303 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,550 All: Yes! Sold to the rainbow valley 304 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,886 tobacco cooperative... Incorporated. 305 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,137 [All cheer] 306 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,430 Yeah! 307 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,766 That's ol' Woody. 308 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,727 This covers it, except... 309 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,896 The service charges, notary services, 310 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,481 penalty points, penal points, 311 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,066 convertible debentures, 312 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,610 miscellaneous and sundry add-on interest. 313 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,530 Another $77. 314 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,913 Woody: No, it never said nothin' about this in that bill you sent to my sister. 315 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,666 Well, that's how it is with interest. 316 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,503 It don't make a sound. It just keeps compounding. 317 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,255 Ain't you got the balance of the money? 318 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,799 I figure I'm good for it. 319 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,008 Ha! Cash! 320 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,219 All right, come on, sheriff. 321 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,307 Wait a minute. 322 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,435 Give me a chance to get my money back on this guitar. 323 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,854 It's too late for that. 324 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,148 Money don't grow on trees, you know. 325 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,860 It does for Woody. 326 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,612 [People exclaim] 327 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,407 [N] 328 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,968 [People laughing] 329 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,219 Man: Hey, buzz, 330 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,680 say hello to rawkins. 331 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,601 If rawkins hears about this, 332 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,854 we'll both be lookin' for new jobs. 333 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,397 Come on, sheriff! 334 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,442 [Siren wailing] 335 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,534 Well, now. What do we have here? 336 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,994 It's an angel. 337 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,163 Shame on the frivolous likes of you, young man. 338 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,706 It's an Irish angel. 339 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,250 Your kith and kin here pinning their hopes on you, 340 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,086 and you go squanderin' money on a... on a music box. 341 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,295 Woody: Nuh-uh. Ooh! 342 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,006 I did it for them. 343 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,718 It's a community guitar. 344 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,512 Aye, and I'm sure that's how you'll be using it, on... 345 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,055 On every girl in the community. 346 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,849 Daughter, that's no way to be talking 347 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,560 to me future business partner. 348 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,187 Partner? 349 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,856 Now, you accepted me money for back taxes, didn't you? 350 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,900 I intend to pay you back, pop. 351 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:20,362 I don't want you to pay me back. I just want me property rights. 352 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,364 How much land are you entitled to? 353 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,866 Oh, an acre or so. 354 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,203 All I need is a parcel of land as big as me bag... 355 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,079 On the closest point to fort Knox. 356 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,540 We are in the vicinity, are we not? 357 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,125 About two miles. 358 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,878 In fact, on a warm night you can smell the gold. 359 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,005 [Both laughs] 360 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,549 Have we a deal? 361 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,635 Man: Yeah. 362 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,637 Crowd: Yeah! 363 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,096 It's a deal. 364 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,307 Then give me your hand, son. 365 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,809 [Spits] 366 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,435 [Laughs] 367 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,146 - Welcome to rainbow valley... - Ha! 368 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,982 Home of what is about to be the prosperous tobacco company 369 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,317 in this whole state. 370 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,194 Finian: And I'll wager that. 371 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,155 [N] 372 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,241 What's your name? 373 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,952 Sharon mclonergan. 374 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,453 Mine's Woody mahoney. 375 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,164 Mahoney. It's fate. 376 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,500 How'd you get so pretty? 377 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,836 And so rich? 378 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,129 Well, you see, back in glocca morra, 379 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,674 where we come from, there's an old legend. 380 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,927 And it says: "You'll never grow old, 381 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,637 "and you'll never grow poor 382 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,598 if you look to the rainbow beyond the next moor." 383 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:30,850 That's a lovely legend. 384 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,518 Aye. 385 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:36,021 - Wonder who thought it up. - Me father. 386 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,606 Finian mclonergan. 387 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,150 J'j' on the day she was born j'j' 388 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,862 j'j' said her father, said he n“ 389 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:47,700 if "I've an elegant legacy waiting for ye j'j' 390 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,870 j'j' "'tis a rhyme for your lip j'j' 391 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,956 j'j' "and a song for your heart n“ 392 00:22:54,164 --> 00:23:00,045 ii to sing it whenever the world falls apart" j'j' 393 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:03,048 j'j' look, look j'j' 394 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,634 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 395 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:11,390 j'j' follow it over the hill and stream j'j' 396 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,059 j'j' look, look j'j' 397 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,187 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 398 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,481 j'j' follow the fellow j'j' 399 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,902 j'j' who follows a dream j'j' 400 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,529 j'j' so I bundled me heart if 401 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,240 j'j' and I roamed the world free if 402 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,701 j'j' to the east with the lark j'j' 403 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,704 j'j' to the west with the sea j'j' 404 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,332 j'j' and I searched all the earth if 405 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,209 j'j' and I scanned all the skies n“ 406 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,754 j'j' but I found it at last j'j' 407 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:45,925 n in my own true love's eyes n 408 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,594 both: J'j' look, look j'j' 409 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,597 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 410 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:57,269 j'j' follow it over the hill and stream j'j' 411 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,855 j'j' look, look j'j' 412 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,900 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 413 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:09,073 j'j' follow the fellow who follows a dream j'j' 414 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,200 follow the fellow. 415 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,788 J'j' follow the fellow j'j' 416 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,958 j'j' follow the fellow j'j' 417 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,670 j'j' who follows a dream j'j' 418 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,252 Man: Hee-yah! 419 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,885 Hee-yah! 420 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,472 Man 2: Yee-hee-hee-hoo! 421 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,477 Yee-hah! 422 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,564 Yipee! 423 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,992 Yee-hah! 424 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,175 Crowd: Yee-hah! 425 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,172 Crowd: Yah! Hah! Hah! 426 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,622 Crowd: Bye. 427 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,968 [Finian whistling to tune] 428 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,939 [Gate creaking] 429 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,906 [Wolf howls in distance, crickets chirping] 430 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,627 [Bird calling] 431 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,174 Father. 432 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,010 Young lady, what would you be doing up at this hour? 433 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,345 I'm taking care of you. 434 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,971 Any time the moon is full, 435 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,015 you can be sure mclonergan will be too. 436 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,017 You go back to bed. 437 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:52,314 Where are you going with that bag and shovel? 438 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,691 Will you leave me be if I tell you? 439 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,193 Aye. 440 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,696 Then let me ask you this. 441 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:05,035 What do you think makes america different from Ireland? 442 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,496 It has more irishmen. 443 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,666 It has more money. 444 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,671 Everyone in america is rich. 445 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,006 But, father, are there no poor in america? 446 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,425 No ill-housed and no ill-clad? 447 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,177 Of course. 448 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,429 They're the best ill-housed and the best ill-clad 449 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:25,764 in all the world. 450 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:26,973 Why? 451 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,392 "Why?" I ask. 452 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,936 And there's no man with wit enough to tell me. 453 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,396 So I'll tell you. 454 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,398 Quote me-self. Quote. 455 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,942 Didn't the Americans rush to dig gold from the ground 456 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,235 in California in 1849? 457 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,112 Well, so I've heard. 458 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,448 Didn't they plant it in the soil at fort Knox 100 years later? 459 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,076 - Granted. - Well, that's it. 460 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,537 You see, there's something about the soil 461 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,289 in and around fort Knox 462 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,708 that gives a magical quality to gold. 463 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,959 Well, no, father... 464 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,627 It causes the gold 465 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,772 to radiate a powerful influence throughout america. 466 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,589 It activates the assembly lines in Detroit. 467 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,633 It... it makes skyscrapers sprout up 468 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,468 from the gutters of New York City. 469 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,054 And it produces a bumper crop of millionaires. 470 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,764 And that... 471 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,394 Is the mclonergan theory of economics. 472 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,396 And that's why we came to america? 473 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,814 Aye. 474 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,275 To Bury me pot of gold. 475 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,277 Now, you go back to bed. 476 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,611 It's a witching night. 477 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,910 [N] 478 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,705 [Frogs croaking] 479 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,007 Mmm. Aye. Mm-hmm. 480 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,634 [Muttering] Where's a good place? 481 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,639 [N] 482 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,175 [Muttering indistinctly] 483 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,487 [Muttering] 484 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,888 [Muttering] 485 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,362 I'll... I'll... I ought to... 486 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,662 [Muttering] 487 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,423 [Clears throat] 488 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,515 One, two, four... 489 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:59,728 Five, six, seven, eight, unh! 490 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,940 [Muttering] 491 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:13,825 M“ green is the color of the shamrock n 492 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,578 j'j' and the grass on blarney hill j'j' 493 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,998 j'j' oh, the darlin' green of Ireland n 494 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:23,168 j'j' and the good old dollar bill n 495 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,586 hmm. 496 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,088 [N] 497 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,978 Ohhh! 498 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,816 Ohhh! 499 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,635 [Muttering] 500 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,111 [Eerie music plays] 501 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:38,201 [Liquid sloshing] 502 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,370 [Eerie music plays] 503 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,543 [Muttering] 504 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,224 God be with ya. 505 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:04,019 Oh. 506 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,313 God and Mary be with ye. 507 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,567 God, Mary and St. Patrick be with you. 508 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:14,195 God, Mary, St. Patrick and St. ozymandias be with ye. 509 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:15,905 Ozymandias? I never heard of him. 510 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,699 He's a special Saint. 511 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,285 He's the patron Saint of the leprechauns of glocca morra. 512 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,120 [Laughing] 513 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,538 My name is 09. 514 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,987 - Og from glocca morra? - Right. 515 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:26,791 - Me native Heath. - Right! 516 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,293 You're an imposter. 517 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,295 You can't be a leprechaun. You're too tall! 518 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,089 I know, and I'm getting taller! 519 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,925 Oh, I need your help, Mr. Mclonergan. 520 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,303 - Me help? - Aye. 521 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,930 Well, that calls for a toast. 522 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:45,769 I rise to welcome you to america. 523 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,312 How are things in glocca morra? 524 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,314 Oh, alas, alack and Willy-Wally. 525 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,650 I weep for glocca morra and all Ireland. 526 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,943 You weep? Why? What's happened? 527 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,404 A blight has fallen over Ireland. 528 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:57,947 The British are back. 529 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,991 Never have I seen such a curse befall 530 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,661 in all me four hundred and fifty... 531 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,121 Nine years. 532 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:06,623 Ohh. 533 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,833 Alas, poor Ireland. 534 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,168 [Weeping] Poor Ireland. 535 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:11,461 [Weeping] Poor Ireland! 536 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,671 Me suffering Ireland. 537 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,172 Me suffering Ireland! 538 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,675 Bleeding Ireland. 539 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,677 Oh, the native land! 540 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,179 Oh, me native land. 541 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,973 [Sobbing] 542 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,020 A fine lot of fairy folk you are, you and your associates, 543 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,313 iettin' all this happen. 544 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,941 Why don't you wish it away? 545 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,110 We lost the power. 546 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,862 You mean you've gone and lost the power to make wishes? 547 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,447 Aye. 548 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:42,117 What has Ireland to live for now? Answer me that. 549 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,868 Doom and gloom! 550 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:47,872 Doooooom and gloooooom! 551 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:49,666 Who's the author of this foul outrage? 552 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:50,959 A monster. 553 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,544 - A monster? - Aye. 554 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,587 You mean the old flame-breathing type? 555 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,339 The kind with the head of a dragon? 556 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,216 No, no. This is a tiny monster. 557 00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,301 He's about, um... 558 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,636 Your size. 559 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:04,305 Who is he? Who is this monster? 560 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:07,726 You'll excuse me for pointing, Mr. Mclonergan, but it's you. 561 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,144 - Me? - Aye. 562 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,687 You brought the blight on yourself 563 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,189 when you stole our crock of gold. 564 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,192 The little crock that gives us all the power to wish. 565 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,653 Don't be superstitious, man. It's bad luck. 566 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,029 Give it back, Mr. Mclonergan. 567 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,823 How do you know I've got it? 568 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:24,367 Magnetic feathers pointed you out all the way from Ireland. 569 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:25,576 Arggh! 570 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,412 Feathers, who's the culprit? 571 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,038 [Feather whistles] 572 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,666 Ohh, me arthritis! Oh-ho-ho, wait. What...? 573 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,251 Oh, give it back, Mr. Mclonergan, 574 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,253 before a great evil befalls you. 575 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:38,214 Can't you postpone your wishing a couple of months? 576 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,843 Gold was never meant for mankind. 577 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:46,598 It's a fairyland metal that only fairy folk can use. 578 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:51,936 In the hands of a mortal, it can only bring... 579 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,105 [Whispers] Doom and gloom. 580 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:57,233 Dooooooom and gloooooom! 581 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,360 Doom and gloom! Stop your whining, leprechaun. 582 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:00,612 I've come to a decision. 583 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:01,946 I deny your existence. 584 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:03,782 You're only a figment of me imagination. 585 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,283 - I am? - And to prove it, 586 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:08,119 I'm going to walk right through you. 587 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:09,871 Step aside. 588 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,790 There. What did I tell you? 589 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,042 This is dreadful. 590 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,627 I don't exist. 591 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,462 Of course not. I'm always seeing things. 592 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,963 Ask me daughter. 593 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,715 But if I don't exist, 594 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,218 how is it I... i'm gradually becoming mortal? 595 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,803 The saints preserve us! You are? 596 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,429 Aye. 597 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,223 So are all the other little leprechauns, 598 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,266 ever since you stole our crock of gold. 599 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:31,935 Look at me! Look! 600 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,729 It's crept past me ankles already. 601 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,481 Can't you hold out until the winter? 602 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,066 Oh, I don't know. 603 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,902 I got a peculiar human feeling in my thighs lately. 604 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,655 Your thighs? Don't let it go any higher, man. 605 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,490 [Moans] 606 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,018 Mary and Joseph, Ireland's ruined. 607 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,284 Sharon: Father! 608 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:49,493 Someone's comin'! 609 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,954 Me daughter. 610 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,765 Now that you're half-mortal, you're indecent. 611 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,123 Ohh! 612 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,532 Here. You'd better take these. 613 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,960 Take these. 614 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,253 Now, you heard me, now. 615 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,504 Now... here you are. 616 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,298 You take those... 617 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,969 Sharon: Father! 618 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,805 Father! 619 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,058 Sharon! 620 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,394 Mr. Mc... 621 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,645 Lonergan. 622 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,689 Father! 623 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:19,649 Sharon! 624 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,443 Father! 625 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,154 Sharon! 626 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,991 Mr. Mcloooooooooon... 627 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,200 Ergan. 628 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,493 Father! 629 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,912 What fools these mortals be. 630 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:34,873 Father... 631 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:38,126 [Both scream] 632 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,295 Father! 633 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,548 Ahh! 634 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,383 Ohh... 635 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:48,386 What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this? 636 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:49,971 Oh, it's you, Mr. Mahoney. 637 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:54,392 Well, I... I was looking for me father. 638 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,060 Not too long ago, 639 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,563 they find a young girl in the forest 640 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:00,231 in the middle of the night, 641 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,402 why, they'd think that she was... a witch. 642 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,987 Well, is that so? 643 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,197 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll... 644 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,408 I'll be saying good evening to you. 645 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,077 You're not afraid of the werewolves? 646 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,205 Werewolves? 647 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,875 Our valley has its legends too, you know. 648 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:25,006 Haven't you noticed how strange the sky looks? 649 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,427 'Tis a trifle strange. 650 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,263 And look at the moon. 651 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,350 Oh, 'tis a cold, full moon. 652 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,393 Thelegend of the valley. 653 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:43,399 When the sky is strange and the moon is full, 654 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,277 the werewolves prowl. 655 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:48,780 - Unless... - Unless? 656 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,865 That's a very complicated part of the legend, 657 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,074 and you're in a hurry... 658 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,785 Oh, no, Mr. Mahoney! 659 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,871 I'd rather like to know the more complicated part of the legend. 660 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,540 It's only how to make yourself immune from the werewolves. 661 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:03,544 Well, how would I be doing that? 662 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:07,966 Well, you have to stand very, very close 663 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,052 to the nicest, handsomest fella around. 664 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,226 [Bird chirps] 665 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,770 That must be you. 666 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,233 Must be. 667 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:30,446 Then you make yourself comfortable on the grass. 668 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,870 Now you blink your eyes twice... 669 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,291 And keep them closed. 670 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,045 Now you say... 671 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:50,800 "Petrified parsley" over and over, real fast. 672 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,636 Petrified parsley. Petrified parsley. 673 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,139 Petrified parsley. Petrified parsley. Petrified parsley. 674 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,682 - Do you feel immune yet? - No. 675 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,284 Petrified parsley. Petrified parsley. 676 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,977 Petrified parsley. Petrified parsley. 677 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,311 Pet... 678 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,704 Oh... 679 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,330 [Sighs] 680 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,542 - That's a lovely legend. - Mmm. 681 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,211 Who made it up? 682 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:28,504 I did. 683 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:38,389 N I look at you j'j' 684 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:41,142 j'j' and suddenly j'j' 685 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:45,563 j'j' something in your eyes I see if 686 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:51,903 j'j' soon begins bewitching me if 687 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:56,866 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 688 00:42:57,075 --> 00:43:01,829 j'j' that you stole from the skies j'j' 689 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:07,085 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 690 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:11,756 n“ in your eyes n“ 691 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:14,425 n“ you and your glance j'j' 692 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:18,096 j'j' make this romance j'j' 693 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:21,849 j'j' too hot to handle j'j' 694 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:24,435 n“ the stars in the night if 695 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,771 j'j' blazing their light j'j' 696 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:30,608 j'j' can't hold a candle j'j' 697 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,111 j'j' to your razzle-dazzle j'j' 698 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,071 j'j' you've j'j' 699 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:40,785 j'j' got me flying high and wide j'j' 700 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:46,290 j'j' on a magic carpet ride j'j' 701 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:51,129 j'j' full of butterflies inside j'j' 702 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:54,799 n I wanna cry j'j' 703 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,135 j'j' wanna croon j'j' 704 00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:02,140 j'j' wanna laugh just like a loon j'j' 705 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:07,145 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 706 00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,981 n“ in your eyes n“ 707 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,191 j'j' ooh, ooh ooh, ooh j'j' 708 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,571 j'j' yeah j'j' 709 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:20,241 j'j'ij'j' 710 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,410 j'j' look at you j'j' 711 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:25,329 n and glory be h 712 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,915 j'j' something in your eyes j'j' 713 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,334 n“ I see if 714 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:37,341 j'j' soon begins bewitchin' me n 715 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:42,263 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 716 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:47,310 j'j' that you stole from the skies j'j' 717 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:51,856 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 718 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:56,861 n“ in your eyes n“ 719 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,446 n“ you and your glance j'j' 720 00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,364 j'j' make this romance j'j' 721 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,201 j'j' too hot to handle j'j' 722 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:05,119 n“ the stars in the night if 723 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,787 j'j' blazin' their light I!“ 724 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:10,208 j'j' can't hold a candle j'j' 725 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,878 j'j' to your razzle-dazzle j'j' 726 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:19,717 j'j' you've got me flyin' high and wide j'j' 727 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:24,889 ii on a magic carpet ride j'j' 728 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:30,478 j'j' full of butterflies inside if 729 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:34,148 n I wanna cry j'j' 730 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,901 n I wanna croon j'j' 731 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:41,489 n I want to laugh like a loon n 732 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:46,577 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 733 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:51,916 n“ in your eyes n“ 734 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:56,379 j'j' just when I think I'm n 735 00:45:56,587 --> 00:46:01,259 j'j' free as a clove n“ 736 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,886 j'j' old devil moon j'j' 737 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,555 j'j' deep in your eyes j'j' 738 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:11,936 j'j' blinds me with love if 739 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,437 j'j' yeah j'j' 740 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:14,772 j'j' yeah j'j' 741 00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:16,399 j'j' mm, mm, mm h“ 742 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:17,942 j'j' mm, mm, mm h“ 743 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:21,195 j'j' mm, mm, mm, mm m 744 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,751 [Train whistle blowing] 745 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:44,093 [Dogs barking] 746 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,221 Woody: Howard, old buddy! 747 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,515 Hey, Woody! 748 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,603 Oooh! 749 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:02,111 How's our Burbank in the back swamp? 750 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,321 Hey, Mr. Moneybacker. 751 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:04,822 How are you doing, brother? 752 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,116 I've been waiting for you. Where you been? 753 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,328 Sharon, I want you to meet Howard. 754 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:11,829 Howard, this is Sharon. 755 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:14,165 - How do you do? Nice to meet you. - Hello. 756 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:15,750 Hey, Woody, I'm glad you're here. 757 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,626 I got the list all made out: 758 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,588 50 feet of styrene tubing, quarter-inch, 250 pounds of 759 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:23,132 nitrogen tripalmonate, three gallons of... 760 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,926 The voice that you hear is the voice of the greatest 761 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,446 research botanist in this country. 762 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,347 He's gonna change our whole way of life. 763 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:31,640 He's the pride and joy of our little valley. 764 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,434 He's gonna do it with these flowers. 765 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,082 - These are all his babies. - Oh, no. 766 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,604 - We're doing it together. - Huh? 767 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,814 Woody thought it up and I'm growing them up. 768 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,859 You know I ain't nothing but a suede-shoe boy peddling tobacco. 769 00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:44,028 Howard here, is the first man in history 770 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,364 to mate the mint plant with the tobacco plant. 771 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,491 - Oh. - You realize what that means? 772 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,701 No. 773 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:55,122 You are looking at the mentholated tobacco plant. 774 00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:57,792 Here, smell... 775 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,628 Smell the mint-julep nicotine. 776 00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,671 [All sniff] 777 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,507 - Mmm. - Ohhh.. 778 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,301 That's nice. You can really smell it. It's lovely. 779 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:11,222 It's an all-new form of tobacco life. 780 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,516 It only has one drawback. 781 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,684 What's that? 782 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,521 Well, it doesn't burn. 783 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,398 Doesn't burn? 784 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,234 It's worse than asbestos. It actually puts fires out. 785 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:24,842 - Mm-hmm. - But we're working on it! 786 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:26,237 - Yeah. - Yeah. 787 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:31,075 Now that you're all back, fat with... cash, 788 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,160 we've gotta get to work on it again. 789 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:34,745 Once I rig that styrene tubing, 790 00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,748 I'll take the nitrogen tripalmonate in powdered form... 791 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:41,001 That's what I've been meaning to talk to you about, Howard. 792 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,545 What's that, the styrene tubing 793 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,673 or the nitrogen tripalmonate in powdered form? 794 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,007 Woody: The cash. 795 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,093 Yeah, what...? What about the cash? 796 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:51,095 Ooh, I, uh, got some great things going. 797 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:52,943 I made some contacts you wouldn't believe. 798 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:56,142 Wait, wait. Contacts, no cash? 799 00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:00,396 Not a dime. 800 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,785 If you didn't bring back any cash, 801 00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:16,537 I'll go out and get some. 802 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,123 How? 803 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:21,959 I'll get a job. Yeah. 804 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,878 But you've got a job, Howard. 805 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,629 That's to make it burn. 806 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:27,131 Make it burn! 807 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,049 [Scoffs] 808 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:38,476 Is that dedication? 809 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:40,144 Mr. Mahoney. 810 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:41,812 Mmm? 811 00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,732 You're gonna make plenty of money for everyone. 812 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,150 You bet. 813 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,903 Without doing a stitch of work for it? 814 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:50,779 Why not? 815 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:54,492 And is that what you call the mahoney theory of economics? 816 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,578 No, but that's a pretty good name for it. 817 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,541 Why don't you grow ordinary tobacco that does burn? 818 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:03,918 Never get rich that way. 819 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,003 Oh, see you soon, Sharon. 820 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,254 Oi! Howard, buddy! 821 00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:08,631 Oh, you! 822 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,961 [Bells chime "dixieland"] 823 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,680 [Door creaking] 824 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,185 [Snarling] 825 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,394 Oh! 826 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,021 Buzz: Don't take that personal. 827 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,149 He's trained to do that to anyone what ain't white. 828 00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:10,693 Yeah. 829 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,323 [Growling] 830 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,742 Oh, you the new boy from the agency? 831 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,244 Howard: Y-yeah. 832 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,580 Okay, stonewall. 833 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:23,872 Hey... 834 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,917 Ain't I seen you somewhere? 835 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,919 Uh... 836 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,921 You worked here as a Butler, didn't you? 837 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:34,592 Oh, no. No. No... uh, sir. 838 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,176 [Chuckles] 839 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:39,179 Well, you'll like working here, boy. 840 00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:42,766 I've hired all the senator's butlers for the past 10 years. 841 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:44,393 Hundreds of 'em. 842 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,022 Of course, uh, he's a little intolerant at times, 843 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:51,358 - but that's his blood pressure. - Yeah. 844 00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:52,735 What's your name? 845 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:54,028 Howard. 846 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:57,072 Let me see you serve that julep. 847 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,954 Ohhh, rawkins won't like that. 848 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,748 That's no way to serve a julep. 849 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,124 It's too fast. 850 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,710 Get some shuffle into it. 851 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,462 You've seen some of the new movies 852 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,088 like birth of a nation 853 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:16,467 and gone with the wind, haven't you? 854 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:17,760 Here, George, like this. 855 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,053 Uh, Howard. 856 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,597 Yeah, okam Jackson. 857 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:28,270 You-a julep, suh. 858 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,439 Massa rawkins, suh, 859 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,984 all frosted and minty. 860 00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:36,862 Hyah, hyah, hyah. 861 00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,450 You see, George? 862 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,245 Eh... 863 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:50,417 Why do I have to shuffle? 864 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,461 Oh, now, I don't have to 865 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,505 explain that to you. 866 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,465 It makes for kindly feelings 867 00:52:56,674 --> 00:53:01,929 between employer and employee. 868 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:06,809 Once more now, try it again. And not so fast this time. 869 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,526 How did you do that again? 870 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,374 You know, I don't understand you, Jackson. 871 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,363 You don't walk like you're supposed to, 872 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:21,198 you don't talk like you're supposed to, 873 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:24,201 and you don't even know how to serve a julep. 874 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:27,204 You educated or something? 875 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:30,040 I'm working on my master's. 876 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,251 Working on your master's what? 877 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,504 It's a college degree. 878 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,548 Oh, now, don't go mention 879 00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,717 the word "college" around the senator. 880 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:42,386 It upsets him, but that's beside the point. 881 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,139 You want a job here or don't you? 882 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,224 Uh, uh, yes... 883 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:48,517 Uh, sir... 884 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,227 I-I do. 885 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:51,895 I needs the money. 886 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,731 Oh, well, that's all the more reason 887 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,315 for you to make good here. 888 00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:57,568 Then when you get your college degree, 889 00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,737 why, you've got a job here for life. 890 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:00,945 Man: Buzz! 891 00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:02,573 Oh, I'll speak to you later. 892 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:05,159 You go around back in the kitchen, keep practicing, hear? 893 00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:06,535 Buzz! Where are you? 894 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:07,995 I'm over here, senator. 895 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,580 I can't seem to see you. 896 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,665 Oh, it's these columns, senator. 897 00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:13,250 They sort of get in the way. 898 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:15,085 Oh, nonsense. 899 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,921 Those columns haven't moved an inch in a hundred years. 900 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,007 Meet me down by the glider. 901 00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:30,184 Yeah. 902 00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,770 Fine job you done yesterday, buzz, 903 00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:34,271 buying up all that land. 904 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,191 Yes, sir. Bought up the whole valley. 905 00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,443 Except one little parcel. 906 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,111 That'll teach them bureaucrats 907 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,238 to stay where they belong in Washington. 908 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,073 [Chuckles] 909 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,951 Cheap electric power! 910 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,954 Why don't they build their dam on the potomac 911 00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:53,123 instead of desecrating this heaven-given valley 912 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:56,877 with a lot of copper wire. 913 00:54:57,085 --> 00:55:02,883 Electrocuting innocent bullfinches and sparrows. 914 00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:23,862 Gentlemen... 915 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,155 The festering tides 916 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:28,617 of radicalism are upon us. 917 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,996 But before I yield up our glorious south 918 00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:37,167 and her sister commonwealth, the U.S. of a., 919 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:40,337 I will lay down my life. 920 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,256 I will do more than that. 921 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:45,217 I will filibuster. 922 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,637 Back, you crackpots. 923 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:51,598 Forward america. 924 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:55,978 Forward to the hallowed principles of our forefathers. 925 00:55:56,186 --> 00:56:02,025 Forward to the sweet tranquility of the status quo! 926 00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:05,779 Forward to yesterday! 927 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,197 [Siren wailing] 928 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:10,033 [Stonewall barking] 929 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:13,328 Man: What's the matter? What's going on? 930 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,041 Hey, what are you doing? 931 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,335 Help! Help! 932 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,921 Get this dog off me! 933 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:24,381 Get him off me! 934 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,216 Caught them dead to rights, senator. 935 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:27,718 Spank on your property. 936 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,219 Oh, damn it, sheriff, 937 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,513 can't you arrest a couple of chicken thieves 938 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,891 without disturbing the whole countryside? 939 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,226 Worse than chicken thieves this time, senator. 940 00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:38,562 These are two geologists from Washington. 941 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,606 Geologists? 942 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:47,613 Two? 943 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,157 I only see one. 944 00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:54,661 Senator, this is a geological survey of the soil in this area 945 00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,246 in connection with the new dam. 946 00:56:56,455 --> 00:56:59,166 I don't need nobody to tell me what's on my land. 947 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,251 Especially one of his kind. 948 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:04,087 Look, I read the findings on this meter. 949 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:07,883 It detected gold on your property this afternoon. 950 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,263 You found what on my property? 951 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:16,099 It located an amazing concentration of gold. 952 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:18,769 The meter reacted so violently, it broke the needle. 953 00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:21,297 Oh, we're sorry about that needle, but we'll reimburse you. 954 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,231 Now, just where 955 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,944 did this unfortunate needle-breaking accident occur? 956 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,445 Parcel lot number seven, 957 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:29,863 right outside rainbow valley. 958 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:32,115 Oh, my god! 959 00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,117 What are you mumbling about, buzz? 960 00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:36,578 Invite these gentlemen up on the veranda. 961 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,122 It isn't every day that we're honored with the presence 962 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:42,793 of two distinguished scientists from Washington D.C. 963 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:45,629 Sorry, senator, we've got more ground to cover. 964 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:48,131 Gentlemen, I wish you'd accept my hospitality. 965 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:51,593 Senator? 966 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,887 That was the strip I told you about. 967 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:55,138 What strip? 968 00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:57,933 The one we couldn't buy. 969 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,811 Well, now, gentlemen, 970 00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,896 I'm sorry you've gotta rush off like this, 971 00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:05,983 but you hurry back real soon, now, hear? 972 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,818 What do you mean we couldn't buy it? 973 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,277 Who bought it?! 974 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,822 I found out it was a man named finian mclonergan. 975 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:13,115 You yankee brain! 976 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,658 Why weren't you prepared for it?! 977 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:16,118 He's an immigrant. 978 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:17,327 An immigrant?! 979 00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:18,745 My whole family's been having 980 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:20,264 nothing but trouble with immigrants 981 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:21,832 ever since they come to this country! 982 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,667 Now, don't you get excited, senator! 983 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,752 You'll feel better once you have your julep. 984 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,796 To hell with my julep! 985 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:29,673 Get me a bromo, quick! 986 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,133 Buzz: Howard! 987 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:32,843 Oh! 988 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:36,513 Howard! Bring the senator a bromo-seltzer, quick! 989 00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:39,182 Yeah, and... and call my lawyer. 990 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,184 Tell him to find a loophole. 991 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:44,146 Where's that bromo? Oh. 992 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,023 Where's that bromo, Howard? 993 00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:48,692 Rawkins: My loophole's choking me. 994 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:51,778 Oh, where's that bromo? 995 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:53,989 Coming, massa. 996 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,367 I's coming! I'm coming on in there! 997 00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:58,869 Yes, suh! 998 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,871 Yeah, I'm coming, massa... 999 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:03,707 Will you hurry up on that bromo? 1000 00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:07,127 You sure gonna enjoy it, massa, once I get to you. 1001 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:08,545 Buzz: Give him his bromo! 1002 00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:10,630 Comin' in there fast as I can, massa. 1003 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,174 Will you hurry up with that? 1004 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,009 Where is that bromo! Coming right in. 1005 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:17,220 And that gonna fix up your head good, massa. 1006 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:20,223 Sure gonna make you feel like you're fine. 1007 00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:23,060 Please, please hurry up with the bromo. 1008 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,228 Buzz: Come on, Howard! Come on! 1009 00:59:25,437 --> 00:59:27,522 Hurry up! 1010 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,233 Buzz: Howard, come on! Coming right in there. 1011 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,234 Please bring me my... 1012 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:33,320 Howard! 1013 00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:35,197 Oh, lord, I'm coming in. 1014 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:36,573 [Crying] 1015 00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:37,908 Howard, come on! 1016 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:40,285 Bring that! Get over here! 1017 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:50,212 J'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 1018 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,880 n is that Willow tree j'j' 1019 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:55,092 j'j' still weepin' there? J'j' 1020 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,595 j'j' does that laddie with the twinkling eye if 1021 00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,263 ooohhh! 1022 01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:02,599 J'j' come whistling by? M 1023 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:05,268 j'j' and does he walk away if 1024 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,896 j'j' sad and dreamy there? If 1025 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,189 finian: Sharon! 1026 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,524 Aye? 1027 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,234 Haven't you laundered my shirt yet? 1028 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,111 It's coming. It's coming. 1029 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:17,364 J'j' not to see me there? J'j' 1030 01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:20,242 [n] 1031 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:25,872 Hey, not so hard, lass. 1032 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:28,125 You'll be wringing the Irish out of the linen. 1033 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,293 Tis the neck of the mahoney I'm wringing. 1034 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,129 Oh, good. Good, good. 1035 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,256 Lovers' quarrel. Healthy sign. 1036 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,299 Are you sure? 1037 01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:38,135 I know true devotion 1038 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,970 when I see it. 1039 01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:41,930 I know a fine, upstanding 1040 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,974 darling of a man when I see one. 1041 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:45,642 Well, he's leaving for parts unknown 1042 01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:46,977 this very morning. 1043 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:48,895 He's what? He's running out on you? 1044 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,939 He's off to sell tobacco that doesn't burn. 1045 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,316 - He's a schemer. - Well, you're rid of him, then. 1046 01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:54,734 An impractical dreamer. 1047 01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:56,111 Ooh, that's deplorable. 1048 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:57,821 A total no-good bounder. 1049 01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:00,240 Ah, get the wretch out of your mind. 1050 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,576 He's just like you. 1051 01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:04,619 Aye, a darling of a man. 1052 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,496 Now, look. Now, just a minute. 1053 01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:08,832 Now, don't you be crying. 1054 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,918 [Sobbing] 1055 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:18,550 Ah! A special Rose. 1056 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,178 For your hair. 1057 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:23,680 It has magical properties. 1058 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:26,308 A beautiful bride youfllbe. 1059 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:31,688 All by myself, or is there a man involved? 1060 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,357 Aye, there is. 1061 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:36,610 He doesn't know it yet, but before sundown 1062 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:40,530 Mr. Woody mahoney will find himself betroth-Ted to you. 1063 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,699 "Betrothed." 1064 01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:45,452 "Betroth-Ted." 1065 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,040 J'j' how are things j'j' 1066 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:54,586 n“ in glocca morra? J'j' 1067 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:58,089 n“ this j'j' 1068 01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,175 [echoes] N this r: 1069 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:02,385 J'j' fi-i-n-e j'j' 1070 01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:03,720 j'j' fi-i-n-e j'j' 1071 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:05,472 j'j' finer and finer j'j' 1072 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,016 n fine day if 1073 01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,894 this is a pretty bucket of fish. 1074 01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:12,914 How would you be explaining these strange shenanigans? 1075 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:14,231 [Hiccups] 1076 01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:16,858 If you won't speak, back into the well with you. 1077 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,151 Oh, no! No! 1078 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,480 So you've found your tongue. 1079 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:20,987 Come on. Speak up for yourself. 1080 01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:22,215 What were you doing hiding? 1081 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:23,573 I wasn't hidin'. 1082 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:26,743 Someone set me on fire, and I had to put myself out. 1083 01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:28,078 Oh, I see. 1084 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,704 Who put the torch to you? 1085 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,248 Asunbeam. 1086 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:33,250 A sunbeam? 1087 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:36,253 A sunbeam disguised as a fairy queen. 1088 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:38,421 But you can't fool me. 1089 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:41,216 I know a sunbeam when I see one. 1090 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:42,050 Thank you. 1091 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,343 [Giggles] 1092 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:45,095 You're very poetical, aren't you? 1093 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,597 Don't come too close! I... I'll have to jump again! 1094 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:48,890 [Hoots] 1095 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,267 [Laughing] Aye. 1096 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:52,102 I'm beginning to understand. 1097 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,604 I've known that feeling me-self. 1098 01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,106 You have? 1099 01:02:56,314 --> 01:03:00,110 Well, only recently. 1100 01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:01,778 It came over me this morning, 1101 01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:04,406 as you were sunning your hair by the brook. 1102 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,241 Is it a warmish... 1103 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:07,784 Kind of glowish... 1104 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:10,203 Kind of peculiarish sensation? 1105 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:12,747 Oh, no, it's sort of a... Shiverish 1106 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,082 kind of quiverish... 1107 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,917 Flibberty-gibberish sensation. 1108 01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,211 Does it make you feel hummingbirds in your heart? 1109 01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,300 - Butterflies in my feet! - Bees in your bonnet? 1110 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:21,464 Stars in my britches! 1111 01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:23,300 Does it make you want to dance? 1112 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:24,801 I hadn't noticed. 1113 01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,386 - And sing? - Oh, it does. 1114 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:27,595 It does! 1115 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,472 J'j' something sweet j'j' 1116 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,641 j'j' something sort of grandish n 1117 01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:33,810 j'j' sweeps my soul j'j' 1118 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,478 j'j' when thou art near j'j' 1119 01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,647 j'j' my heart feels j'j' 1120 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,274 j'j' so sugar candish j'j' 1121 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,151 j'j' my head feels j'j' 1122 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,485 j'j' so ginger beer j'j' 1123 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,446 [laughing] 1124 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:49,367 J'j' and something so dare-ish j'j' 1125 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,578 j'j' so i-don't-care-ish j'j' 1126 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:54,497 n stirs me from limb to limb n 1127 01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:56,333 j'j' it's so terrifish j'j' 1128 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:57,500 j'j' magnifish j'j' 1129 01:03:57,709 --> 01:03:58,960 j'j' delish j'j' 1130 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,754 ii to have such an amorish n 1131 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:01,962 j'j' glamorous j'j' 1132 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,047 n“ dish j'j' 1133 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:05,008 h we could be if 1134 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:07,135 j'j' oh, so bride-and-groomish j'j' 1135 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,847 j'j' skies could be so bluish blue j'j' 1136 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:15,018 j'j' life could be so love-in-bloomish n 1137 01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:18,897 n if my ishes could come true j'j' 1138 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,340 J'j' thou art sweet j'j' 1139 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:29,759 j'j' thou art sort of grandish j'j' 1140 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:33,096 j'j' thou outlandish cavalier j'j' 1141 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,931 j'j' from now on n 1142 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,100 j'j' we're hand-in-handish j'j' 1143 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,352 j'j' Romeo j'j' 1144 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,104 j'j' and Guinevere j'j' 1145 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:43,189 j'j' thou art so adorish j'j' 1146 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,108 j'j' toujour I'amourish j'j' 1147 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,736 j'j' I'm so cherchez la femme j'j' 1148 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,864 j'j' why should I vanquish j'j' 1149 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,574 j'j' relinquish, resish? J'j' 1150 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,451 j'j' when I simply relish j'j' 1151 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:56,244 n this hellish condish j'j' 1152 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,705 n I might be m 1153 01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,707 n manish or mouse-ish j'j' 1154 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:02,542 n I might be m 1155 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,627 n a fowl or fish j'j' 1156 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:06,880 j'j' but with thee j'j' 1157 01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:08,631 if I'm eisenhowish j'j' 1158 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,135 j'j' please accept my proposish j'j' 1159 01:06:12,343 --> 01:06:13,970 both: If you're under my skinish n 1160 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:15,805 j'j' so please be give-in-ish j'j' 1161 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:18,308 j'j' or it's the beginish of the finish j'j' 1162 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:19,893 j'j' of me j'j' 1163 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,898 [splash] 1164 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,112 [N] 1165 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,775 [Whistling] 1166 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,028 What was that splash? 1167 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:13,613 Uh...'twas me. 1168 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:15,782 Singing a duet. 1169 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,118 A duet... by yourself? 1170 01:07:19,327 --> 01:07:21,538 Well, it could be, you know. 1171 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:26,209 After all, I'm a witch, remember. 1172 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:29,003 Train's pulling out soon. 1173 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:34,259 I wanted to say goodbye. 1174 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,096 Well... goodbye. 1175 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,806 What kind of a goodbye is that? 1176 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:43,268 The best kind. Short and sweet and final. 1177 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,984 I'm getting a feeling that you're losing interest in me? 1178 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:52,193 Sharon: Losing! 1179 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:53,820 - I'm only going away... - Losing! 1180 01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:55,989 30's I can come back and make everybody rich. 1181 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,407 Lost. 1182 01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,075 Sharon! 1183 01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,577 [Children laughing and singing] 1184 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:02,579 J'j' we're having a party today if 1185 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:04,667 n we're having a party we're having a party j'j' 1186 01:08:04,789 --> 01:08:05,909 j'j' oh, finian's party j'j' 1187 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,584 j'j' we're having today if 1188 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,270 n we're having a party we're having a party j'j' 1189 01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:10,414 j'j' we're having a party if 1190 01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:12,171 hey. What's going on? 1191 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:14,260 N we're having a party we're having a party j'j' 1192 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,019 j'j' oh, finian's party we're having today n 1193 01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:18,052 n we're having a party we're having a party j'j' 1194 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,096 j'j' we're having a party if 1195 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:21,931 what's the occasion, Mr. Mclonergan? 1196 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,100 What? Haven't you heard the gossip? 1197 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:27,186 My daughter Sharon's getting betroth-Ted today. 1198 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,606 Singing a duet... 1199 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,232 With herself. 1200 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,943 J'j' we're having today if 1201 01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:36,112 j'j' Sharon's getting betroth-Ted j'j' 1202 01:08:36,321 --> 01:08:38,448 j'j' Sharon is getting betroth-Ted today n 1203 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:41,618 j'j' Sharon's getting betroth-Ted... n 1204 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:44,370 I hope you won't be taking it too hard, son, 1205 01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:46,414 but, then, you'll be leaving town anyhow. 1206 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,791 Well, I got this deal cooking, Mr. Mclonergan. I... 1207 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,919 I'm the first to understand when a man's got a deal cooking. 1208 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,464 He's gotta to cook it, or it won't get cooked. 1209 01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:58,468 On the other hand, many a deal's cooked at home, in your own pot. 1210 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,053 Of gold. 1211 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,304 Gold? 1212 01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:02,639 Oh, but then again, 1213 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:04,474 what is the cold, hard metal itself 1214 01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:07,602 compared to the golden hair of the girl you love? 1215 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,562 - Nothing. - You're right. 1216 01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:10,813 Well, then, tell me this. 1217 01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:12,482 For what reason are you gallivanting 1218 01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:15,276 all over the countryside, promoting and cooking deals 1219 01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:19,155 when the lady you fancy's about to be betroth-Ted? 1220 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:21,240 Well... who's she gonna marry? 1221 01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:24,160 I hope you won't be out there, taking it too hard. 1222 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:25,787 Why should I? It's only love. 1223 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:27,181 Well, that's a sensible attitude. 1224 01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,665 Right. 1225 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:30,958 Wait a minute. Who's the guy? Now, who is he? 1226 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:34,128 Well, now, if I tell you, you won't be making any trouble? 1227 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,803 I promise. 1228 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,055 Very well. 1229 01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:46,349 'Twas last night. 1230 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:49,185 She met him in the forest. 1231 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:51,979 And they sang about the moon. 1232 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,567 Mr. Mclonergan, that was me. 1233 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,113 - Oh, was it, now? - Yeah. 1234 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:01,656 Are you sure? 1235 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,533 Of course. It was me all along. 1236 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:06,285 Well... that's a blessed relief. 1237 01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:07,995 [Both laughing] 1238 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,874 Therefore, it's you that's getting betroth-Ted today. 1239 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,209 Uh-uh. "Betrothed." 1240 01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,211 Ah, yes, "betrothed." 1241 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,689 N Sharon's getting betroth-Ted j'j' 1242 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:17,714 hey! 1243 01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:19,048 Finian mclonergan! 1244 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:20,842 Wait a minute! 1245 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,677 Wait a minute! 1246 01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:24,887 Henry: Susan's trying to tell us something. 1247 01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:26,305 Finian: What's she saying? 1248 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:28,558 I can't tell. It's a secret. 1249 01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:29,892 Woody, you tell them. 1250 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:31,602 Okay. 1251 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,898 N“ a secret, a secret j'j' 1252 01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:40,737 j'j' she says she's got a secret j'j' 1253 01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:42,739 n“ a secret, a secret j'j' 1254 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:47,410 n a secret kind of secret j'j' 1255 01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:49,495 j'j' she's aching for to shout it if 1256 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:51,247 j'j' to every daffodil j'j' 1257 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,166 j'j' and tell the world about it j'j' 1258 01:10:53,374 --> 01:10:56,377 n in fact, she says she will if 1259 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,920 j'j' she says if 1260 01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,714 j'j' she says if 1261 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,383 n if this isn't love n 1262 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:06,679 n the whole world is crazy if 1263 01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:09,265 n if this isn't love n 1264 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:13,561 j'j' I'm daft as a Daisy j'j' 1265 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,272 j'j' with moons all around if 1266 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:20,359 j'j' and cows jumping over if 1267 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:22,111 j'j' there's something amiss j'j' 1268 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:27,575 j'j' and I'll eat my hat if this isn't love j'j' 1269 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,094 if I'm feeling like the apple j'j' 1270 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,411 j'j' on top of William tell if 1271 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,288 j'j' with this I cannot grapple j'j' 1272 01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:33,657 j'j' because n n because j'j' 1273 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:35,792 j'j' you're so adora-ble n“ 1274 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,044 all: N if this isn't love if 1275 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:40,630 m then winter is summer j'j' 1276 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,715 m then winter's summer j'j' 1277 01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:45,218 Woody: N if this isn't love if n if this isn't love j'j' 1278 01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:48,095 j'j' my heart needs a plumber j'j' 1279 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,305 m it needs a plumber j'j' 1280 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:52,058 if I'm swinging on stars j'j' 1281 01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:55,144 if I'm riding on rainbows j'j' 1282 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,497 j'j' he's riding rainbows j'j' 1283 01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:58,231 j'j' I'm busting with bliss j'j' 1284 01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:02,819 j'j' and I'll kiss your hand if this isn't love n 1285 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:05,154 Sharon: N if this isn't love if 1286 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:09,951 j'j' there's no glocca morra j'j' 1287 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,078 n if this isn't love n 1288 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:16,666 j'j' I'm zsa zsa gabor—a j'j' 1289 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:19,126 n if this is a dream j'j' 1290 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:23,297 j'j' and if I should wake up j'j' 1291 01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,132 j'j' will you hear a hiss? J'j' 1292 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:30,346 n will my face be red if this isn't love? J'j' 1293 01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:33,933 if I'm getting tired of waiting and sticking to the rules if 1294 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,536 n this feeling calls for mating j'j' 1295 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,352 j'j' like birds j'j' 1296 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,561 j'j' and bees j'j' 1297 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:39,272 j'j' and other animals j'j' 1298 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,607 chorus: N if this isn't love if 1299 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:45,695 j'j' we're all seeing double j'j' 1300 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:48,281 n if this isn't love n 1301 01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:52,201 n we're really in trouble j'j' 1302 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:55,037 n“ if she's not the girl j'j' 1303 01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:59,333 j'j' and he's not the hero j'j' 1304 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:01,043 chorus: N a kiss ain't a kiss n 1305 01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:03,629 ii it's a crisis, man if this isn't love if 1306 01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:06,841 n if this isn't love n 1307 01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,548 J'j' she's aching to shout it if 1308 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,237 j'j' and tell the world about it j'j' 1309 01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,427 j'j' and I'll kiss your hand if 1310 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:55,097 n if this isn't love n 1311 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:57,475 [whistling] 1312 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,064 [Man sobbing] 1313 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:21,749 Oh, St. Patrick! Ohh! 1314 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,252 Mary, ohh! 1315 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,213 Mclonergan! 1316 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,049 How dare you come back here? 1317 01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:32,385 Didn't I tell you you were an optical delusion? 1318 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:35,638 Aye, I was ready to believe you yesterday, but not today. 1319 01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:37,264 Today I've got proof. 1320 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,474 What proof? 1321 01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:39,976 Does an optical illusion feel, 1322 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,812 oh, such a hungry yearning burning inside of him? 1323 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,271 Does an optical illusion 1324 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,148 feel the beat, beat, of the Tom-Tom 1325 01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:47,517 in the roaring traffic's boom 1326 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,151 in his lonely room? 1327 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,779 Do you mean you feel you're flying high and wide 1328 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,115 on a magic carpet ride, full of butterflies inside? 1329 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:56,492 What's worse, smoke keeps coming out of my eyes. 1330 01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:59,829 You go round and round like an elevator lost in the tide? 1331 01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,914 That's the feeling! 1332 01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:03,457 Day and night, night and day. 1333 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,334 Give me your daughter, Mr. Mclonergan. 1334 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:07,336 Me daughter? What's she gotta do with it? 1335 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,255 She's the one who's under my skin. 1336 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:11,924 - You're playing with fire. - And the fire's winning. 1337 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,259 Oh, I... 1338 01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:15,011 I don't wanna be human. 1339 01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:17,013 I don't wanna be human. 1340 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:19,598 - It's too inhuman. - Oh, you're neurotic. 1341 01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:21,142 Who's forcing you to be human? 1342 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,310 You are, by keeping my crock of gold! 1343 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,354 I'm not keeping it. I'm only leasing it. 1344 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,773 A few more weeks and I'll return it with interest. 1345 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,608 5 and a quarter little crocks. 1346 01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:32,695 I hope you're not gonna use it to make wishes, Mr. Mclonergan. 1347 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,280 It's only good for three, 1348 01:15:34,488 --> 01:15:36,449 and after that, the crock becomes dross. 1349 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:37,867 The way you talk, 1350 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,619 anyone would think I never had a pot to wish on! 1351 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,329 I'm... I'm sorry, Mr. Mclonergan. 1352 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,623 I'm... I'm being a nuisance. 1353 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:48,085 You're damn right you are. 1354 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:49,378 You're worse than that. 1355 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:51,005 You're the Nemesis on me premises. 1356 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:52,965 You're endangering me whole project. 1357 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:54,925 - Where's your passport? - What's that? 1358 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,510 I thought so. You haven't got one. 1359 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:59,305 How dare you come into a free country without a passport? 1360 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:02,224 I'm legal all right. I came in as a Christmas tree. 1361 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,894 But I'm not leaving till I see me crock! 1362 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:08,522 And I'm seeing me congressman, senator rawkins. 1363 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:10,524 I'm having you deported. 1364 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:14,945 You're a member of a subversive underground group... 1365 01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:17,990 Taking its orders from Dublin. 1366 01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:24,163 [Children singing] 1367 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:25,682 N Woody is getting betroth-Ted today n 1368 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:27,666 j'j' Woody is getting betroth-Ted j'j' 1369 01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:30,586 n Woody is getting betroth-Ted today n 1370 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,923 [children chattering] 1371 01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:35,674 Henry: Did you see our rooster? 1372 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,218 Rooster? 1373 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,720 I've got enough troubles of me own, thank you. 1374 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,430 Oh, come on, help us! Come on! 1375 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,390 What kind of a rooster was he? 1376 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,102 [All talking at once] 1377 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:47,394 He had pink around... 1378 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,105 Green feet. And he had... 1379 01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:50,773 Wait a minute. Wait, wait! 1380 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:53,400 How many roosters did you lose? All: One! 1381 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,778 One rooster all those colors? All: Yeah! 1382 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:57,113 Well... 1383 01:16:57,321 --> 01:16:58,781 Well, now, let me see, now. 1384 01:16:58,948 --> 01:16:59,948 Uh... 1385 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,118 [Clucking] 1386 01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:03,536 Would this be it? 1387 01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:05,371 All: Yeah! 1388 01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,373 - He must be magic! - That's right. 1389 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,861 Here you are. You get the prize. 1390 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:10,876 Girl: Do you do other magical things too? 1391 01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:13,129 I do, but we'll have to act very quickly. 1392 01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:14,922 I think I need your help. 1393 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:16,549 Will you help me? All: Yeah! 1394 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:17,883 Now, listen. 1395 01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:20,386 Somewhere hidden in the ground around here 1396 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:22,388 is a little yellow crock. 1397 01:17:22,596 --> 01:17:24,557 If any of you finds it for me, 1398 01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:27,893 you can pick anything you like here in my little magic book. 1399 01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:29,145 Girl: Oh, that's nothing. 1400 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:30,938 We all have one of those. 1401 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,149 Yes, but the difference between yours and mine 1402 01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:35,651 is that from mine you can have anything you choose. 1403 01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:38,487 - Can I have a banjo? - Can I get a fishing rod? 1404 01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:40,072 Can I have an elephant? 1405 01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:41,615 You can have anything you like 1406 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:42,908 that's made in fairyland. 1407 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,117 Without money? 1408 01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:46,120 J'j' there'll be things if 1409 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:49,081 j'j' plenty-ish for allish j'j' 1410 01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:51,959 j'j' wondrish toys and magic tricks j'j' 1411 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:56,005 n electrish trains and basketballish j'j' 1412 01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,007 j'j' mintish drops j'j' 1413 01:17:58,215 --> 01:17:59,375 j'j' and licorice sticks j'j' 1414 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,261 j'j' life will be keenish j'j' 1415 01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:03,846 n all halloweenish j'j' 1416 01:18:04,054 --> 01:18:05,848 j'j' and jellybeanish j'j' 1417 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:07,683 j'j' too j'j' 1418 01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:09,518 j'j' with ice cream and cake-ish j'j' 1419 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,437 j'j' and soda to sup n“ 1420 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:13,272 j'j' and no bellyache-ish j'j' 1421 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,649 j'j' to wake-ish you up j'j' 1422 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:19,612 j'j' there will be such delicious dishes n 1423 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:23,532 j'j' and we'll end this daffish plot j'j' 1424 01:18:23,741 --> 01:18:25,784 n for we'll go if 1425 01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:27,536 j'j' from rags to riches j'j' 1426 01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:30,873 j'j' when we find that goldish pot j'j' 1427 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,042 n there'll be chocolate custish j'j' 1428 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,877 j'j' with hot dogs and mustish n 1429 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:36,712 j'j' but shears and robustish j'j' 1430 01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:39,131 j'j' must firstish come through if 1431 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:46,096 [siren wailing] 1432 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:16,961 You folks belong here? 1433 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,088 All: Yeah! 1434 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,590 You all live here on this property... together? 1435 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:23,259 All: Yeah. 1436 01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:25,386 This is my property, your honor. 1437 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,763 - Mclonergan. - Oh. 1438 01:19:27,972 --> 01:19:29,265 Now, Mr. Lonergan, 1439 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,059 I understand that you got stuck with 1440 01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:37,106 this here arid, gopher-infested property a couple of days ago. 1441 01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:40,234 How would you like to unload it for, say, a profit of, uh... 1442 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,777 30 percent? 1443 01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:43,946 'Tis the mclonergan theory giving birth to itself. 1444 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,364 Now, what do you say? 1445 01:19:45,572 --> 01:19:47,092 Oh, I couldn't consider any proposition 1446 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,534 for at least six months. 1447 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:50,303 You see, I'm conducting certain experiments. 1448 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:51,745 Come on, honey. We've got to... 1449 01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:53,455 Now, let me ask you, sir, 1450 01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:55,124 just what kind of experiments? 1451 01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:56,959 You see, father is a mineralogist 1452 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,419 from the old country. 1453 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,879 He can make gold sprout out of the ground. 1454 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:02,298 Gold? 1455 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:03,966 There ain't no gold in Ireland. 1456 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,134 Finian: Oh, ho-ho! 1457 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:06,552 I me-self discovered a vein 1458 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,304 our countrymen have been searching for 1459 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:10,472 ever since the reign of, Alfred the thoughtless. 1460 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,057 Who? 1461 01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:14,560 You never heard of Alfred the thoughtless? 1462 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:15,894 Uh-uh. 1463 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:17,980 Well, he was king of Erin 1464 01:20:18,188 --> 01:20:20,149 following his father, Thomas the temporary, 1465 01:20:20,357 --> 01:20:22,985 who in turn was the only son of the virgin queen, 1466 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,903 Serena the spotless. 1467 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:27,823 Are you willing to sell this land, or ain't you? 1468 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,951 I'm willin', and I'm wantin'... 1469 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,453 But I'm waitin'. 1470 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,246 I'm real sorry you said that. 1471 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:37,833 It's gonna put me to the trouble of having to issue a writ of 1472 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:39,168 seizure on all this land. 1473 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:40,502 Here's the writ, senator. 1474 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,130 Now, don't be crude, buzz. 1475 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:47,634 I hate to do this to you, but... well... 1476 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:49,511 You've been violating the law. 1477 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:52,097 Since when? This afternoon. 1478 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,016 I just finished drafting this. 1479 01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:55,976 [Clears throat] 1480 01:20:56,185 --> 01:21:00,189 "Local ordinance number 7428. 1481 01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:03,817 "Be it known that in the county of rainbow valley 1482 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:09,031 it is a felony for members of the Caucasian and negro races..." 1483 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:12,701 It would seem to me that this law could not be a legal law. 1484 01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:14,161 Of course it's legal. 1485 01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:15,871 I don't know where you immigrants 1486 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,289 get all these foreign ideas. 1487 01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:19,625 From a wee book the immigration officer gave us. 1488 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,710 It's called the United States constitution. 1489 01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:24,671 - Haven't you read it? - I don't have time to read it. 1490 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,383 I'm too busy defending it! 1491 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,051 I rest my case. 1492 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:31,138 I wish you folks would understand our traditions. 1493 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,638 I wish... 1494 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:35,516 Don't get in the habit of making wishes on me property. 1495 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:36,892 Well, it's not your property, 1496 01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:39,019 and I'll thank you to get off it. 1497 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:41,146 And take your black friends with you. 1498 01:21:41,355 --> 01:21:42,398 Now, wait... 1499 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:44,316 - I don't wanna go! - Shush, Henry. 1500 01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:46,485 You're taking this land away from these people 1501 01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,070 just because their skins are black? 1502 01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:49,905 - Don't let them chase us! - They won't. 1503 01:21:50,114 --> 01:21:52,741 Shut this kid up? He's making me look like a bully. 1504 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,743 All right, sheriff, get them out of here. 1505 01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,203 You heard the senator. 1506 01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:59,581 You folks better start packing your things. 1507 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,708 Is Henry the wrong color? 1508 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,001 No, of course not. 1509 01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:06,088 He's the right color. 1510 01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,090 But there's something wrong with the world... 1511 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,259 [G rowls] 1512 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:11,552 I wish... 1513 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:12,845 Finian: Sharon! Sharon. 1514 01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:14,680 Sharon: There's something wrong 1515 01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:18,350 with the world you and your kind have made for people like Henry. 1516 01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:21,186 I wish you could know what that world is like. 1517 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:23,105 I wish to god you were black. 1518 01:22:23,313 --> 01:22:24,898 Oh! Ohh! 1519 01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:26,400 Oh, oh. 1520 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,156 [Wind howling, thunder cracks] 1521 01:22:49,047 --> 01:22:50,466 I'm a son of a biscuit! 1522 01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:52,759 [Stonewall snarling] 1523 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:54,052 Oh, my god. 1524 01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:55,304 What happened? 1525 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:56,672 [Stonewall snarls] Stonewall. 1526 01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:58,724 Somebody get a doctor. 1527 01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,477 Oh, oh! 1528 01:23:01,685 --> 01:23:04,062 [Barking] 1529 01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:05,647 Father, what have I done? 1530 01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:08,016 You shouldn't be going round me property making wishes, 1531 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:09,401 that's all. 1532 01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:20,704 Oh! Oh! 1533 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:22,498 Oh, no! 1534 01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:25,792 Hey, sorry, buddy, but it's that great come-and-get-it day. 1535 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,463 [Barking] 1536 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:32,841 Uh, hi. What's going on? 1537 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:35,344 The senator tried to take our land away from us. 1538 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:38,514 And I lost me temper with him, and I shouted at him, 1539 01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:41,099 and he turned black right in front of my eyes. 1540 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,352 Don't worry about that. It happens every time 1541 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,270 he meets somebody that he disagrees with. 1542 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,523 He sees red, then he turns purple with rage, 1543 01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:49,608 then he yells himself black in the face. 1544 01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,860 We're not gonna have to worry about rawkins anymore. 1545 01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:54,196 We're not gonna have to worry about anything anymore. 1546 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:56,198 We got good news, a telegram for finian. 1547 01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:57,406 - Ooh! - For me? 1548 01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,201 - Let me see it. - Oh, no, no. 1549 01:23:59,409 --> 01:24:00,953 This is a singing telegram. 1550 01:24:01,161 --> 01:24:02,871 [Blows note] 1551 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,623 J'j' dear sir j'j' 1552 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:08,043 n after investigating your standing in the community n 1553 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,212 j'j' and finding you to be a citizen h 1554 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:12,130 j'j' of high character j'j' 1555 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:14,216 if we have taken the Liberty n 1556 01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:18,053 j'j' of opening an unlimited charge account j'j' 1557 01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:21,723 n for you and your associates j'j' 1558 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:26,144 j'j' signed, shears robust company if 1559 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:29,231 [all cheering] 1560 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:31,191 It says... it says, 1561 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,903 "p.s. We hear gold has been discovered on your property. 1562 01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:36,238 Congratulations." 1563 01:24:36,446 --> 01:24:37,864 Gold? All: Gold! 1564 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,408 [Crowd exclaiming] 1565 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:40,701 Oh, no, wait! 1566 01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:42,309 - There's a mistake here. - Mistake? 1567 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:43,912 Hey, well, wait a minute. 1568 01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:45,414 Woody: Hey, what about this here? 1569 01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:48,250 Hey, come on. 1570 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,835 Hey, wait a minute. 1571 01:24:50,043 --> 01:24:51,253 Didn't you hear the telegram? 1572 01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:52,461 We got credit! 1573 01:24:52,546 --> 01:24:53,546 Wait. 1574 01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:54,756 Credit! Hey, hey, hold it. 1575 01:24:54,965 --> 01:24:56,592 You're gonna dig up this whole valley. 1576 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,260 Woody, I've waited all my life 1577 01:24:58,468 --> 01:24:59,468 for a break like this. 1578 01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:01,054 Yeah, but... 1579 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,557 Don't you see? Don't you know what credit means? 1580 01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:07,352 Credit means we could buy ourselves a tractor. 1581 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:09,605 We could get ourselves a new planting machine, 1582 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:11,231 some tools. 1583 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,358 We can get some laboratory equipment for Howard. 1584 01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:15,944 We can get that new mentholated tobacco of ours burning. 1585 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,864 We're gonna make ourselves more money that we could ever get 1586 01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:20,407 digging up gold from the ground. 1587 01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:21,700 He's right, you know. 1588 01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:23,285 All right, Woody. When? 1589 01:25:23,493 --> 01:25:25,203 We want it now, Woody. 1590 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:26,747 We want it right now. 1591 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:28,123 Crowd: Yeah! 1592 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:30,959 Man: When, Woody? When? 1593 01:25:31,168 --> 01:25:33,295 When? Yeah, Woody. When? 1594 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:39,968 N on that great come-and-get-it day n 1595 01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:41,887 chorus: J'j' great day if 1596 01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:45,974 j'j' won't it be fun when worry is done? 1597 01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:50,979 J'j' and money is hay n n money is hay j'j' 1598 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,732 j'j' that's the time if 1599 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:57,277 n things will come your way j'j' 1600 01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:58,987 j'j' coming our way if 1601 01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:04,326 j'j' on that great, great come-and-get-it day n 1602 01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:06,244 j'j' come-and-get-it day if 1603 01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:07,871 j'j' I'll a-get my gal j'j' 1604 01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:12,125 j'j' that calico gown j'j' 1605 01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:15,128 n I'll a-get my mule j'j' 1606 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,131 j'j' that acre of ground j'j' 1607 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:21,134 j'j' 'cause the word has come if 1608 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:24,346 j'j' from Gabriel's horn j'j' 1609 01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:26,598 n the earth beneath your plow j'j' 1610 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:28,684 n is a-buddin' and now it's yourn ii 1611 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,019 j'j' glory, glory j'j' 1612 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:36,525 j'j' glory time's comin' for to stay if 1613 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:40,612 j'j' on that great, great come-and-get-it day n 1614 01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:41,988 j'j' come and get it if 1615 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,699 j'j' come and get it if 1616 01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:47,369 m“ it says here says it in the good book ii 1617 01:26:47,577 --> 01:26:49,705 m it says a mighty morning is nigh j'j' 1618 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,707 j'j' come and get it come and get it j'j' 1619 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:52,999 j'j' come and get it if 1620 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:56,795 j'j' universal fourth of July j'j' 1621 01:26:57,003 --> 01:27:00,507 j'j' hallelujah j'j' 1622 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:04,720 j'j' gonna get your freedom j'j' 1623 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,805 j'j' and pie j'j' 1624 01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:08,733 all: J'j' what a day for banjos ringin' j'j' 1625 01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,059 j'j' what a day for people in overalls n 1626 01:27:11,268 --> 01:27:13,395 j'j' can't you hear all the angels singin'? J'j' 1627 01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:15,748 j'j' come and get your gravy and your two meatballs j'j' 1628 01:27:15,772 --> 01:27:18,400 m says here if 1629 01:27:18,608 --> 01:27:20,402 j'j' bells will ring in every steeple n 1630 01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:23,155 j'j' come and get your test on the movie screen if 1631 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,240 j'j' come, you free and you equal people if 1632 01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:27,218 j'j' come get your beer and your benzedrine j'j' 1633 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:30,412 m says here if 1634 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,748 j'j' come and get it come and get it, come j'j' 1635 01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:37,085 j'j' there's gonna be a world-shakin' j'j' 1636 01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:41,047 j'j' bread-breakin' day if 1637 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:42,549 m says here if 1638 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,259 can I have a waffle iron? 1639 01:27:44,468 --> 01:27:48,221 J'j' it's comin' to ya j'j' 1640 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,599 m says here if 1641 01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:53,185 does that mean I get a new washing machine? 1642 01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:57,105 J'j' with your initials n“ 1643 01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:59,274 m says here if 1644 01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:03,069 children: Hey, Woody, can we have a jukebox? 1645 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:04,279 Says here. 1646 01:28:04,488 --> 01:28:06,281 [Girl squeals] 1647 01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:09,701 Hey, Woody, how 'bout a helicopter? 1648 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:13,163 A helicopter? 1649 01:28:13,371 --> 01:28:19,461 All: J'j' hallelujah j'j' 1650 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:24,424 n on that great come-and-get-it day n 1651 01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:26,353 j'j' won't it be fun when worry is done j'j' 1652 01:28:26,510 --> 01:28:28,804 j'j' and money is hay? Come-and-get-it day n 1653 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:33,934 j'j' lots of fine things will come your way j'j' 1654 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:37,312 j'j' on that great, great come-and-get-it day n 1655 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:39,064 j'j' come-and-get-it day if 1656 01:28:39,272 --> 01:28:43,276 Sharon: Ii” my gown will be a calico gown j'j' 1657 01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:47,489 j'j' my feet will dance all over the town if 1658 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,991 j'j' 'cause word has come j'j' 1659 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:52,828 n from Gabriel's horn n chorus: J'j' from Gabriel's horn n 1660 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,621 n the earth beneath your plow j'j' 1661 01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:57,457 n is a-buddin' and now it's yourn ii 1662 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,167 j'j' glory time's j'j' 1663 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:02,504 j'j' comin' for to stay n n for to stay if 1664 01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:04,840 j'j' on that great, great come-and-get-it j'j' 1665 01:29:05,048 --> 01:29:06,633 j'j' come and get it, yeah j'j' 1666 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,760 j'j' keep it n n come and get it if 1667 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:10,303 j'j' yeah, and share it if 1668 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:12,347 all: J'j' come-and-get-it n 1669 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:18,144 n“ day j'j' 1670 01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:23,483 j'j' come-and-get-it day if 1671 01:30:44,856 --> 01:30:47,067 ["When the idle poor become the idle rich" playing] 1672 01:30:48,735 --> 01:30:52,781 J'j' when the idle poor become the idle rich n 1673 01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:56,701 j'j' you'll never know just who is who or who is which j'j' 1674 01:30:56,910 --> 01:31:00,872 j'j' won't it be rich when everyone's poor relative j'j' 1675 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:02,707 j'j' becomes a rockefellertive j'j' 1676 01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:05,377 j'j' and palms no longer itch? J'j' 1677 01:31:05,585 --> 01:31:07,379 j'j' what a switch if 1678 01:31:07,587 --> 01:31:11,007 chorus: J'j' when we all have ermine and plastic teeth n 1679 01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:15,053 j'j' how will we determine who's who underneath? J'j' 1680 01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:18,890 j'j' and when all your neighbors are upper-class j'j' 1681 01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:23,061 n you won't know your joneses from your astors j'j' 1682 01:31:23,269 --> 01:31:24,646 j'j' let's toast the day if 1683 01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:26,898 n the day we drink that drinkie up n 1684 01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:29,067 n oh, but with the little pinkie up j'j' 1685 01:31:29,275 --> 01:31:30,860 n“ the day on which j'j' 1686 01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:34,531 all: N the idle poor j'j' 1687 01:31:34,739 --> 01:31:39,202 j'j' become the idle rich j'j' 1688 01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:50,005 J'j' when a rich man doesn't want to work if 1689 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:51,293 j'j' he's a ban vivant j'j' 1690 01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:54,384 j'j' yes, he's a ban vivant j'j' 1691 01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:58,221 j'j' but when a poor man doesn't want to work if 1692 01:31:58,430 --> 01:32:00,890 j'j' he's a loafer he's a lounger n 1693 01:32:01,099 --> 01:32:03,059 j'j' he's a lazy good-for-nothin' j'j' 1694 01:32:03,268 --> 01:32:04,394 j'j' he's a jerk j'j' 1695 01:32:07,105 --> 01:32:09,983 j'j' when a rich man loses on a horse j'j' 1696 01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:11,693 j'j' isn't he the sport? J'j' 1697 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,820 j'j' ho-ho, isn't he the sport? J'j' 1698 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:18,575 j'j' but when a poor man loses on a horse j'j' 1699 01:32:18,783 --> 01:32:20,952 j'j' he's a gambler he's a spender j'j' 1700 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:24,247 j'j' he's a lowlife he's a reason for divorce n 1701 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,836 j'j' when a rich man chases after dames j'j' 1702 01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:31,629 j'j' he's a man about town if 1703 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:34,382 j'j' oh, yes a man about town if 1704 01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:38,386 j'j' but when a poor man chases after dames j'j' 1705 01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:40,972 j'j' he's a bounder he's a rounder j'j' 1706 01:32:41,181 --> 01:32:44,434 j'j' he's a rotter and a lot of dirty names n 1707 01:32:55,153 --> 01:32:58,656 N when the idle poor become the idle rich j'j' 1708 01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,992 j'j' you'll never know just who is who n 1709 01:33:01,201 --> 01:33:02,994 j'j' or who is which if 1710 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:04,662 n no one will see if 1711 01:33:04,871 --> 01:33:06,998 n the Irish or the slav in you if 1712 01:33:07,207 --> 01:33:09,000 n for when you're on park Avenue n 1713 01:33:09,209 --> 01:33:11,503 j'j' Cornelius and Mike j'j' 1714 01:33:11,669 --> 01:33:13,588 j'j' look alike j'j' 1715 01:33:21,179 --> 01:33:25,058 J'j' when poor tweedledum is rich tweedledee j'j' 1716 01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:29,354 n this discrimination will no longer be h 1717 01:33:29,562 --> 01:33:33,358 j'j' when we're in the dough and off of the nut j'j' 1718 01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:37,278 n you won't know your banker from your Butler j'j' 1719 01:33:37,529 --> 01:33:39,364 man: Come on, finian. Woman: Come on, finian. 1720 01:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,699 Woman 2: Yay, finian. Man 2: Yeah, finian. 1721 01:33:41,908 --> 01:33:43,034 [People exclaiming] 1722 01:33:43,243 --> 01:33:44,243 Hey! 1723 01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:45,327 Hey. 1724 01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:46,913 Hey. 1725 01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:53,294 Hey 1726 01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:57,423 hey. 1727 01:34:20,071 --> 01:34:21,156 Hey. 1728 01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:24,784 Yoo! 1729 01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:27,871 Hey. 1730 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:31,332 Hey. 1731 01:34:35,461 --> 01:34:36,963 People: Whoa! 1732 01:34:42,594 --> 01:34:44,429 J'j' let's make the switch j'j' 1733 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:46,431 j'j' with just a few annuities j'j' 1734 01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:48,433 j'j' we'll hide those incongruities n“ 1735 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:52,353 n in cloaks from Abercrombie Fitch j'j' 1736 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:54,105 j'j' when n n when n 1737 01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:57,066 n the idle poor n n the idle poor j'j' 1738 01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:59,944 j'j' become the idle rich n n become the idle rich m 1739 01:35:00,153 --> 01:35:05,116 j'j' when the idle poor j'j' 1740 01:35:05,325 --> 01:35:10,580 j'j' become the idle j'j' 1741 01:35:10,747 --> 01:35:13,374 n“ rich n“ 1742 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:17,337 [all cheering] 1743 01:35:17,587 --> 01:35:18,922 [Music stops playing] 1744 01:35:19,088 --> 01:35:21,674 [Music resumes playing] 1745 01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:28,097 Heel crowd: Oh! 1746 01:35:28,306 --> 01:35:29,933 Hee! Hee! 1747 01:35:32,310 --> 01:35:33,686 [Music stops] 1748 01:35:33,853 --> 01:35:36,731 [All cheering] 1749 01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:44,739 What a mess. 1750 01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:46,991 Well, I'm busy. 1751 01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:48,284 Oh. 1752 01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:54,999 Gotta clean this place up, man. 1753 01:35:55,208 --> 01:35:56,208 It's a fire trap. 1754 01:35:56,292 --> 01:35:57,585 [Chuckles] 1755 01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:00,171 I wish. 1756 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,631 [Chuckles] 1757 01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:14,269 Mm-hmm. 1758 01:36:14,477 --> 01:36:16,688 - Huh? - Uh-huh. 1759 01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:19,107 Mmm-hmm. 1760 01:36:19,357 --> 01:36:22,652 - Mmm. - You see that? 1761 01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:25,405 Hmm! 1762 01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:26,715 - You think this...? - Mm-hmm! 1763 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:27,991 Huh? 1764 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,034 - Are you sure? - I think... uh... 1765 01:36:30,243 --> 01:36:31,744 Are you sure? 1766 01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:34,414 No. 1767 01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:36,040 Let's try it. Come on. 1768 01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:37,458 Huh... 1769 01:36:37,709 --> 01:36:39,877 [Train whistle blowing in distance] 1770 01:36:40,086 --> 01:36:41,170 Yeah. 1771 01:36:44,048 --> 01:36:45,717 I gotta admit something to you, Howard. 1772 01:36:45,925 --> 01:36:46,925 All right. 1773 01:36:47,093 --> 01:36:48,678 I never really... 1774 01:36:48,886 --> 01:36:51,222 I never really thought this day would come, you know? 1775 01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:53,850 [Both chuckle] 1776 01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:56,853 Yeah. 1777 01:36:57,061 --> 01:36:58,062 Ohhh. 1778 01:36:58,271 --> 01:37:01,024 Come on. Come on. 1779 01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:07,572 It burns! 1780 01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:09,407 It burns! Ha, ha, ha! 1781 01:37:09,615 --> 01:37:11,242 You did it, Howard. You did it! 1782 01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:13,119 - You did it. - Ha, ha, ha! 1783 01:37:13,911 --> 01:37:15,038 Yeah! 1784 01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:20,293 It burns. Burns! 1785 01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:21,836 I think it's gone out. Here. 1786 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:23,421 Oh, no, no, no. Still burning. 1787 01:37:23,629 --> 01:37:24,881 [Blows] 1788 01:37:25,089 --> 01:37:27,133 Oh. 1789 01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:38,895 Na, na-na. 1790 01:37:54,786 --> 01:37:56,079 It burns, Howard. 1791 01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,165 But it doesn't smoke. 1792 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:02,460 Give it to me. 1793 01:38:02,668 --> 01:38:04,462 Woody, quick! The sheriff's by the brook. 1794 01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:05,797 Huh? 1795 01:38:06,005 --> 01:38:08,383 Come on! You got lead in your pants? 1796 01:38:08,591 --> 01:38:10,176 [Puffing] 1797 01:38:12,595 --> 01:38:14,430 Doesn't smoke? 1798 01:38:14,639 --> 01:38:17,934 [N] 1799 01:38:18,142 --> 01:38:21,062 [People murmuring] 1800 01:38:21,270 --> 01:38:22,522 Woody: What's going on here? 1801 01:38:22,772 --> 01:38:24,982 Sheriff: This is the da, Woody. 1802 01:38:25,191 --> 01:38:26,818 You'd better talk respectful. 1803 01:38:27,026 --> 01:38:28,486 How does this concern you? 1804 01:38:28,653 --> 01:38:30,780 This is my fiancee. 1805 01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:32,990 Well, how nice. 1806 01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,784 Then I'll ask you. 1807 01:38:34,992 --> 01:38:38,121 What do you know about the whereabouts of senator rawkins? 1808 01:38:38,329 --> 01:38:40,665 Nothin', and neither does she. 1809 01:38:40,873 --> 01:38:43,751 There's 50 witnesses saw her do her mumbo jumbo. 1810 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:46,462 In the split-second she did, rawkins turned black. 1811 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:47,839 Disappeared. 1812 01:38:48,047 --> 01:38:49,590 Ah, it's crazy talk. 1813 01:38:49,799 --> 01:38:51,968 Folks around here gettin' nervous. 1814 01:38:52,176 --> 01:38:53,970 Could be dangerous. 1815 01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:58,307 Now, you're supposed to keep law and order around here, 1816 01:38:58,516 --> 01:38:59,767 not this white suit. 1817 01:38:59,976 --> 01:39:01,686 That's why we're conducting this, uh, 1818 01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:03,354 preliminary investigation 1819 01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:05,189 on charge of witchcraft. 1820 01:39:05,356 --> 01:39:06,356 Woman: Witchcraft! 1821 01:39:06,524 --> 01:39:07,942 Witchcraft? Hmm. 1822 01:39:08,151 --> 01:39:10,695 - You gotta be kidding. - Concludes Tuesday, 1823 01:39:10,903 --> 01:39:14,365 by which day rawkins had better be produced... 1824 01:39:14,574 --> 01:39:17,368 In the flesh. 1825 01:39:17,577 --> 01:39:21,205 Well, I'm sorry, but, uh, we're gonna be busy on Tuesday. 1826 01:39:21,414 --> 01:39:22,874 We're getting married. 1827 01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:24,375 Da: Don't count on that... 1828 01:39:24,584 --> 01:39:25,918 Or anything else 1829 01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:28,004 if rawkins isn't back. 1830 01:39:29,172 --> 01:39:30,715 Bye! 1831 01:39:31,716 --> 01:39:33,426 [Siren wailing] 1832 01:39:33,634 --> 01:39:36,637 Oh, Woody, you're grandish! 1833 01:39:36,846 --> 01:39:39,557 You made me deliriously happy. 1834 01:39:39,765 --> 01:39:41,392 Happy? 1835 01:39:41,601 --> 01:39:42,727 Trouble makes you happy? 1836 01:39:42,935 --> 01:39:44,020 Come on! 1837 01:39:44,228 --> 01:39:45,396 No, you make me happy- 1838 01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:47,482 you don't even know why, do you? 1839 01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:48,983 No. Why? 1840 01:39:49,192 --> 01:39:51,569 Because you said it, and you said it all by yourself. 1841 01:39:51,777 --> 01:39:54,322 You volunteered it without me, without magic, 1842 01:39:54,572 --> 01:39:56,657 without me father twisting and tricking you into it. 1843 01:39:56,866 --> 01:39:57,866 What did I say? 1844 01:39:57,909 --> 01:39:58,993 That I'm your fiancée, 1845 01:39:59,202 --> 01:40:03,039 which is to say... I'm your love. 1846 01:40:03,247 --> 01:40:05,082 Ah, it's grandish! 1847 01:40:05,291 --> 01:40:07,502 We're gonna get married on Tuesday. 1848 01:40:07,668 --> 01:40:08,920 That's grandish! 1849 01:40:09,128 --> 01:40:10,505 Didn't know what I was saying. 1850 01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:12,065 - Grandish! - Something came over me. 1851 01:40:12,089 --> 01:40:14,091 - Oh! - Just like a spell come over me. 1852 01:40:14,300 --> 01:40:16,260 Hey, wait. Wait a minute, now. 1853 01:40:16,469 --> 01:40:19,055 It ain't true, is it? 1854 01:40:19,263 --> 01:40:21,432 Ain't what true? 1855 01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:24,602 About you being a witch. 1856 01:40:24,810 --> 01:40:26,938 Of course it's true. 1857 01:40:27,104 --> 01:40:32,193 J'j' me and my glance j'j' 1858 01:40:32,401 --> 01:40:34,612 j'j' make this romance j'j' 1859 01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:38,950 j'j' too hot to handle j'j' 1860 01:40:39,158 --> 01:40:41,035 j'j' stars in the night if 1861 01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:43,120 j'j' blazing their light j'j' 1862 01:40:43,329 --> 01:40:47,416 j'j' can't hold a candle j'j' 1863 01:40:47,625 --> 01:40:49,293 j'j' to my razzle-dazzle j'j' 1864 01:40:49,502 --> 01:40:52,129 j'j' oh, you if 1865 01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:55,091 j'j' got me flying high and wide j'j' 1866 01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:56,551 j'j' yeah j'j' 1867 01:40:56,759 --> 01:40:59,971 ii on a magic carpet ride j'j' 1868 01:41:00,179 --> 01:41:01,222 j'j' oooh j'j' 1869 01:41:01,430 --> 01:41:06,769 j'j' full of butterflies inside j'j' 1870 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:09,605 n I wanna cry j'j' 1871 01:41:09,814 --> 01:41:11,315 n I wanna croon j'j' 1872 01:41:11,524 --> 01:41:16,237 j'j' yeah n n I wanna laugh like a loon n 1873 01:41:16,445 --> 01:41:21,033 j'j' it's that old devil moon j'j' 1874 01:41:21,284 --> 01:41:24,495 n“ in your eyes n“ 1875 01:41:24,704 --> 01:41:26,455 j'j' yeah j'j' 1876 01:41:26,664 --> 01:41:29,000 j'j' oh, oh, oh-oh-oh j'j' 1877 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:31,794 j'j' oh, yeah j'j' 1878 01:41:37,008 --> 01:41:38,884 Kiss me. 1879 01:42:51,415 --> 01:42:53,542 [Thunder crashing] 1880 01:43:09,308 --> 01:43:10,559 [Thunder crashes] 1881 01:43:32,581 --> 01:43:33,582 [Thunder crashes] 1882 01:43:53,561 --> 01:43:54,562 [Thunder crashes] 1883 01:44:32,850 --> 01:44:35,394 [N] 1884 01:44:35,603 --> 01:44:37,563 [Wolf howls in distance] 1885 01:44:40,524 --> 01:44:45,780 Og: J'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 1886 01:44:45,988 --> 01:44:51,869 n is that little stream still laughin' at me there? If 1887 01:44:52,077 --> 01:44:55,372 j'j' does the Lassie with the twinklin' eye if 1888 01:44:55,581 --> 01:44:57,666 j'j' come whistlin' by h 1889 01:44:57,875 --> 01:44:59,960 j'j' and does she run away if 1890 01:45:00,169 --> 01:45:02,004 j'j' sad and dreamy there if 1891 01:45:02,213 --> 01:45:05,174 j'j' not to see me there j'j' 1892 01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:09,720 j'j' so I ask each weeping Willow j'j' 1893 01:45:09,929 --> 01:45:11,055 j'j' and each brook... j'j' 1894 01:45:11,263 --> 01:45:12,263 give me that, boy! 1895 01:45:12,389 --> 01:45:13,390 [Laughs] 1896 01:45:13,599 --> 01:45:14,975 You don't have to grab, mister. 1897 01:45:15,184 --> 01:45:16,894 There's plenty of apples around. 1898 01:45:17,102 --> 01:45:18,102 I don't see any. 1899 01:45:18,229 --> 01:45:19,313 Because you're mortal! 1900 01:45:19,522 --> 01:45:20,522 [Laughs] 1901 01:45:20,606 --> 01:45:22,024 You're mortal! 1902 01:45:22,233 --> 01:45:25,069 Mortals can never see all the apples there are to be had. 1903 01:45:25,277 --> 01:45:27,238 H an apple here an apple there j'j' 1904 01:45:27,404 --> 01:45:28,405 [laughs] 1905 01:45:28,614 --> 01:45:30,908 J'j' little red apples everywhere j'j' 1906 01:45:31,116 --> 01:45:33,828 [laughs] 1907 01:45:34,036 --> 01:45:36,497 You must be very hungry. Would you like a sandwich? 1908 01:45:38,582 --> 01:45:42,044 Yes. Nice Virginia ham. 1909 01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:48,884 This here's cheese! 1910 01:45:49,093 --> 01:45:50,469 I ordered ham. 1911 01:45:51,554 --> 01:45:54,139 Forced to eat cheese. 1912 01:45:54,348 --> 01:45:55,683 Forced to hide out like a... 1913 01:45:55,891 --> 01:45:56,891 Like a hunted possum! 1914 01:45:56,934 --> 01:45:58,269 Who are you hiding from? 1915 01:45:58,477 --> 01:46:02,606 My associates, my people, my dog, 1916 01:46:02,815 --> 01:46:05,109 my whole way of life. 1917 01:46:05,317 --> 01:46:06,610 I can't show myself like this. 1918 01:46:06,819 --> 01:46:08,404 What's wrong with you? 1919 01:46:08,612 --> 01:46:10,364 Are you blind, boy? 1920 01:46:10,573 --> 01:46:13,617 Can't you see I'm black? 1921 01:46:13,826 --> 01:46:15,536 I think it's very becoming. 1922 01:46:15,744 --> 01:46:17,121 Well, it isn't! 1923 01:46:17,329 --> 01:46:20,791 I'm a white man, damn it! I'm a white man. 1924 01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:23,377 Least I was up until a couple of days ago. 1925 01:46:23,586 --> 01:46:25,588 Well, there's a coincidence. 1926 01:46:25,796 --> 01:46:28,007 I was green a couple of weeks ago. 1927 01:46:28,257 --> 01:46:30,485 Don't you find the occasional change of color interesting? 1928 01:46:30,509 --> 01:46:33,637 No, I don't! And they won't get away with it, I tell you. 1929 01:46:33,846 --> 01:46:35,264 They won't get away with it! 1930 01:46:35,472 --> 01:46:36,891 You needn't get so excited, mister. 1931 01:46:37,099 --> 01:46:38,309 I think it's just ridiculous, 1932 01:46:38,517 --> 01:46:41,270 making such a fuss about a person's color. 1933 01:46:41,437 --> 01:46:42,646 Well, you don't realize 1934 01:46:42,855 --> 01:46:44,440 what it's like being black around here. 1935 01:46:44,648 --> 01:46:45,649 But you're human! 1936 01:46:45,858 --> 01:46:48,485 A Rose is a Rose is a Rose is a Rose, 1937 01:46:48,694 --> 01:46:50,321 despite the color of your nose. 1938 01:46:50,529 --> 01:46:52,823 You don't understand, boy. 1939 01:46:53,032 --> 01:46:54,593 You're nothing when you're black, nothing. 1940 01:46:54,617 --> 01:46:56,118 Nothing? Who says so? 1941 01:46:56,327 --> 01:46:57,327 The law says. 1942 01:46:57,453 --> 01:46:58,913 Well, it's a silly law. 1943 01:46:59,121 --> 01:47:00,664 But is it a legal law? 1944 01:47:00,831 --> 01:47:03,626 Of course it's legal! I wrote it myself. 1945 01:47:14,803 --> 01:47:17,222 - Change it back again. - How am I gonna do that? 1946 01:47:17,431 --> 01:47:19,516 You said you had it changed few days ago. 1947 01:47:19,725 --> 01:47:22,311 I said no such thing. Some bitch wished it on me. 1948 01:47:22,519 --> 01:47:24,605 A witch? A witch! I can help you there. 1949 01:47:24,772 --> 01:47:26,357 What sort of a witch was she? 1950 01:47:26,565 --> 01:47:29,485 How do I know? I didn't look her up in who's who. 1951 01:47:29,693 --> 01:47:31,278 She's must be in which is which. 1952 01:47:31,445 --> 01:47:34,365 In this book is listed all the witches, their curses and cures. 1953 01:47:34,573 --> 01:47:35,991 Oh, go away, will you? 1954 01:47:43,832 --> 01:47:46,460 I see your trouble now, mister. 1955 01:47:51,799 --> 01:47:53,300 Youte too unfriendly. 1956 01:47:53,509 --> 01:47:56,136 I'm in no condition for friendship! 1957 01:47:56,345 --> 01:47:58,847 That witch's fault. 1958 01:47:59,056 --> 01:48:00,641 She gave you a new outside, 1959 01:48:00,849 --> 01:48:03,227 and she should have given you a new inside. 1960 01:48:03,435 --> 01:48:04,728 That's very incompetent. 1961 01:48:04,937 --> 01:48:08,273 Will you go away?! 1962 01:48:10,359 --> 01:48:12,861 This will give witchcraft a bad name. 1963 01:48:13,070 --> 01:48:16,865 It'll set the entire profession back a hundred years. 1964 01:48:18,409 --> 01:48:20,285 I'll have to do something about it. 1965 01:48:20,494 --> 01:48:23,163 My reputation's at stake. 1966 01:48:24,707 --> 01:48:26,250 We'll have to alter your personality. 1967 01:48:26,458 --> 01:48:27,251 Stand up, please, sir. 1968 01:48:27,459 --> 01:48:29,169 Huh? 1969 01:48:31,547 --> 01:48:33,048 Why don't you leave me alone? 1970 01:48:33,215 --> 01:48:34,800 This won't be too hard. 1971 01:48:35,050 --> 01:48:38,762 All we have to do is to broaden out that narrow mind a little, 1972 01:48:38,971 --> 01:48:40,764 reduce some of that bigotry, 1973 01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:44,184 and your pomposity won't show through at all. 1974 01:48:44,393 --> 01:48:46,770 Wait till they see you in your new spring psyche. 1975 01:48:46,979 --> 01:48:50,733 People will say you're in love. 1976 01:48:50,941 --> 01:48:53,569 Now. 1977 01:48:53,777 --> 01:48:57,781 Fiddle, foddle foil and fiddle 1978 01:48:57,990 --> 01:49:00,617 cure this fuddled individdle 1979 01:49:00,826 --> 01:49:05,372 well, ye waters, and unwind this tangled medieval mind 1980 01:49:05,581 --> 01:49:06,581 breath of bee 1981 01:49:06,749 --> 01:49:08,125 and bluebird's wing 1982 01:49:08,333 --> 01:49:11,045 make this scowling spirit sing 1983 01:49:11,253 --> 01:49:13,881 balm of briar sandalwood 1984 01:49:14,089 --> 01:49:16,800 season him with brotherhood 1985 01:49:17,009 --> 01:49:19,720 magic vapors make this person 1986 01:49:19,887 --> 01:49:22,389 a better person... 1987 01:49:24,266 --> 01:49:25,350 Not a worse'UN 1988 01:49:25,559 --> 01:49:28,645 [snoring] 1989 01:49:28,854 --> 01:49:30,981 He sleeps. 1990 01:49:31,190 --> 01:49:34,485 The cure is beginning to work! 1991 01:49:34,693 --> 01:49:37,780 J'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 1992 01:49:37,988 --> 01:49:39,448 [laughing] 1993 01:49:40,324 --> 01:49:42,785 [Birds chirping] 1994 01:49:43,494 --> 01:49:46,330 [Snoring] 1995 01:49:57,132 --> 01:49:58,217 [Snorts] 1996 01:49:58,467 --> 01:50:00,803 Oh. 1997 01:50:01,011 --> 01:50:03,180 Ohh! 1998 01:50:03,388 --> 01:50:06,016 Ohh. 1999 01:50:09,019 --> 01:50:11,063 Ohh. 2000 01:50:13,190 --> 01:50:15,651 Ohh! 2001 01:50:17,861 --> 01:50:21,031 J'j' oh, dem golden slippers j'j' 2002 01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:22,991 j'j' oh, dem golden slippers j'j' 2003 01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:26,495 j'j' golden slippers I laid away j'j' 2004 01:50:26,662 --> 01:50:29,164 j'j' can't touch till my wedding day, ho ho n 2005 01:50:29,373 --> 01:50:30,791 j'j' dem golden slippers j'j' 2006 01:50:30,999 --> 01:50:32,876 j'j' oh, dem golden slippers j'j' 2007 01:50:33,085 --> 01:50:35,379 j'j' golden slippers I laid away j'j' 2008 01:50:35,587 --> 01:50:37,297 j'j' until my wedding day ho j'j' 2009 01:50:37,506 --> 01:50:39,550 j'j' oh, dem golden slippers j'j' 2010 01:50:39,758 --> 01:50:42,803 j'j' oh, dem golden slippers golden slippers j'j' 2011 01:50:43,011 --> 01:50:45,973 brother! You're the voice in the wilderness. 2012 01:50:46,181 --> 01:50:49,226 Allow me the honor of shaking your hand. 2013 01:50:49,393 --> 01:50:50,727 Why, well, thank you, friends. 2014 01:50:50,936 --> 01:50:53,063 Nice to be able to talk to somebody again. 2015 01:50:53,272 --> 01:50:54,690 Just who may I ask 2016 01:50:54,898 --> 01:50:57,568 do we have the unexpected pleasure of meeting up with? 2017 01:50:57,734 --> 01:50:59,069 Just call me bill. 2018 01:50:59,278 --> 01:51:00,362 You folks from around here? 2019 01:51:00,571 --> 01:51:01,989 We're from around everywhere. 2020 01:51:02,197 --> 01:51:03,740 Yeah, we travel and we sing. 2021 01:51:03,949 --> 01:51:06,660 Haven't you ever heard of the passion pilgrim gospeleers? 2022 01:51:06,910 --> 01:51:09,746 Well, I've kind of been out of touch with the gospel recently. 2023 01:51:09,955 --> 01:51:12,833 Why, we're the prizewinningest gospel-singingest quartet 2024 01:51:13,041 --> 01:51:15,836 east of the rockies! 2025 01:51:16,044 --> 01:51:19,089 Quartet? Why, there's only three of you. 2026 01:51:19,298 --> 01:51:21,216 Well, you see, brother, 2027 01:51:21,425 --> 01:51:23,177 we suffered a casualty last night. 2028 01:51:23,343 --> 01:51:25,679 Yes, there was our number four man, Russ, 2029 01:51:25,888 --> 01:51:27,389 suddenly taken with temptation. 2030 01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:29,224 And in desperation he cried out, 2031 01:51:29,433 --> 01:51:30,553 "get thee behind me, Satan." 2032 01:51:30,726 --> 01:51:31,560 And Satan got... 2033 01:51:31,727 --> 01:51:32,727 And Satan pushed... 2034 01:51:32,769 --> 01:51:34,229 And he pushed him... 2035 01:51:34,438 --> 01:51:36,648 Right into the arms of a bouncing babylonian jezebel 2036 01:51:36,899 --> 01:51:38,275 from Biloxi, Mississippi. 2037 01:51:38,483 --> 01:51:40,194 Oh, the soul was strong, 2038 01:51:40,402 --> 01:51:41,778 but the flesh was weak. 2039 01:51:41,987 --> 01:51:44,698 And that's why divine Providence led us to you. 2040 01:51:44,907 --> 01:51:46,533 You may be bill, 2041 01:51:46,700 --> 01:51:49,745 but that voice inside you is Russ. 2042 01:51:49,953 --> 01:51:51,538 Well, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. 2043 01:51:51,705 --> 01:51:53,582 I've had a lot of shuffling around lately. 2044 01:51:53,790 --> 01:51:55,292 Well, your shuffling days are over. 2045 01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:56,960 Why, with your voice, 2046 01:51:57,169 --> 01:51:59,421 we could go right on being a prizewinning quartet. 2047 01:51:59,630 --> 01:52:02,299 You mean I can make a living just singing with you? 2048 01:52:02,507 --> 01:52:03,592 There's a handful of ways. 2049 01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:05,260 Either you tote that box... 2050 01:52:05,469 --> 01:52:06,970 Lift that bale... Shine that shoe... 2051 01:52:07,179 --> 01:52:08,179 Or sing. 2052 01:52:08,263 --> 01:52:09,263 We sing. 2053 01:52:09,306 --> 01:52:10,390 But before we do, 2054 01:52:10,599 --> 01:52:11,919 somebody's either gotta get buried 2055 01:52:11,975 --> 01:52:13,255 or somebody's gotta get married. 2056 01:52:13,393 --> 01:52:14,895 Over in rainbow valley, 2057 01:52:15,062 --> 01:52:16,980 there's a couple just aching to be spliced. 2058 01:52:17,189 --> 01:52:20,067 And a $20 bill just aching to be split. 2059 01:52:20,317 --> 01:52:21,735 Will you join us? 2060 01:52:21,985 --> 01:52:23,987 Brothers, you are now a quartet. 2061 01:52:24,196 --> 01:52:25,739 Ha-ha-ha! Good! 2062 01:52:25,948 --> 01:52:28,075 Now, in preparation for this ceremony, 2063 01:52:28,283 --> 01:52:30,035 we take our text from Genesis, 2064 01:52:30,285 --> 01:52:31,578 wherein it says... 2065 01:52:31,745 --> 01:52:34,122 "Adam and Eve begat Cain and Abel." 2066 01:52:34,331 --> 01:52:36,500 From thence on, the history of the world 2067 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:39,169 is just the history of who begat who. 2068 01:52:39,378 --> 01:52:41,255 Well, then what do I sing in that? 2069 01:52:41,463 --> 01:52:43,632 Oh, you carry the big theme of this song. 2070 01:52:43,840 --> 01:52:45,801 You stress the word "begat." 2071 01:52:46,009 --> 01:52:47,344 And keep stressing it. 2072 01:52:47,552 --> 01:52:49,429 Can you remember that? 2073 01:52:49,638 --> 01:52:50,638 I got it. 2074 01:52:50,722 --> 01:52:51,515 N“ oh j'j' 2075 01:52:51,723 --> 01:52:52,849 n I got it j'j' 2076 01:52:53,058 --> 01:52:54,142 n I got it j'j' 2077 01:52:54,351 --> 01:52:55,519 n I got it j'j' 2078 01:52:55,727 --> 01:52:59,189 all: Ii we got it if 2079 01:52:59,398 --> 01:53:02,025 n the lord made Adam the lord made Eve j'j' 2080 01:53:02,234 --> 01:53:05,112 if he made them both a little bit naive n 2081 01:53:07,864 --> 01:53:10,242 n they lived as free as the summer breeze j'j' 2082 01:53:10,450 --> 01:53:13,578 j'j' without pajamas and without chemise j'j' 2083 01:53:15,789 --> 01:53:20,085 j'j' until they stumbled on the apple trees j'j' 2084 01:53:20,335 --> 01:53:22,879 m“ then she looked at him n 2085 01:53:23,088 --> 01:53:25,841 n and he looked at her if 2086 01:53:26,049 --> 01:53:31,179 j'j' and they knew immediately what the world was for n 2087 01:53:31,388 --> 01:53:33,724 n he said "give me my cane" n 2088 01:53:33,932 --> 01:53:36,810 ii he said "give me my hat" n 2089 01:53:37,060 --> 01:53:39,563 all: N the time has come if 2090 01:53:39,771 --> 01:53:41,023 j'j' to begin the begat j'j' 2091 01:53:41,231 --> 01:53:42,899 rawkins: N the begat, the begat n 2092 01:53:43,108 --> 01:53:45,736 all: J'j' so they begat Cain and they begat Abel j'j' 2093 01:53:45,944 --> 01:53:48,447 j'j' who begat the rabble at the tower of babel j'j' 2094 01:53:48,697 --> 01:53:49,937 j'j' they begat the cohens j'j' 2095 01:53:50,032 --> 01:53:51,575 j'j' they begat o'rourkes j'j' 2096 01:53:51,783 --> 01:53:54,064 j'j' and they begat the people who believed in storks j'j' 2097 01:53:54,202 --> 01:53:56,663 j'j' lordy, lordy how they did begat n 2098 01:53:56,830 --> 01:53:58,081 j'j' how they be-be-begat j'j' 2099 01:53:58,290 --> 01:53:59,750 j'j' even more than that n“ 2100 01:53:59,958 --> 01:54:02,919 n when the begat got to gettin' under par j'j' 2101 01:54:03,128 --> 01:54:05,339 j'j' they begat the daughters of the bar. J'j' 2102 01:54:05,547 --> 01:54:08,258 j'j' they begat the babbies of the bourgeoisie j'j' 2103 01:54:08,467 --> 01:54:10,552 j'j' who begat the misbegotten vip n 2104 01:54:10,761 --> 01:54:12,012 j'j' they begat j'j' 2105 01:54:12,220 --> 01:54:13,820 j'j' boom boom, they begat boom boom j'j' 2106 01:54:13,972 --> 01:54:16,433 if it was pleasin' to jezebel pleasin' to Ruth j'j' 2107 01:54:16,641 --> 01:54:19,061 m“ it pleased the league of women shoppers in duluth j'j' 2108 01:54:19,269 --> 01:54:21,938 j'j' though the movie censors tried the facts to hide n 2109 01:54:22,147 --> 01:54:24,608 n the movie-goers up and multiplied n 2110 01:54:24,816 --> 01:54:26,777 n lordy, lordy how they multiplied n 2111 01:54:26,985 --> 01:54:28,445 j'j' how they multiplied j'j' 2112 01:54:28,653 --> 01:54:29,863 j'j' how they multiplied j'j' 2113 01:54:30,072 --> 01:54:32,616 j'j' soon it swept the world if 2114 01:54:32,824 --> 01:54:35,285 all: N every land and lingo n 2115 01:54:35,494 --> 01:54:37,954 m it became the rage j'j' 2116 01:54:38,163 --> 01:54:41,208 rawkins: If it was bigger than bingo j'j' 2117 01:54:41,416 --> 01:54:43,919 all: N the white begat the red begat n 2118 01:54:44,127 --> 01:54:46,713 n the folks who shoulda stood in bed begat j'j' 2119 01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:49,257 n the Greeks begat the Swedes begat n 2120 01:54:49,466 --> 01:54:51,968 [British accent] J'j' why, even britishers in tweed begat j'j' 2121 01:54:52,177 --> 01:54:55,097 all: J'j' and lordy, lordy what their seeds begat j'j' 2122 01:54:57,974 --> 01:55:00,811 n the lapps and Lithuanians j'j' rawkins: J'j' begat j'j' 2123 01:55:01,019 --> 01:55:03,897 j'j' Scranton pennsylvanians n n begat j'j' 2124 01:55:04,106 --> 01:55:07,651 j'j' strict vegetarians n n begat j'j' 2125 01:55:07,859 --> 01:55:11,154 j'j' honorary aryans n n“ begat j'j' 2126 01:55:11,363 --> 01:55:15,075 j'j' starting from Genesis n rawkins: N they begat j'j' 2127 01:55:15,242 --> 01:55:18,286 j'j' heroes and menaces n n begat j'j' 2128 01:55:18,495 --> 01:55:21,081 m black filibusterers n n begat j'j' 2129 01:55:21,289 --> 01:55:23,959 j'j' income tax adjusterers n n begat j'j' 2130 01:55:24,167 --> 01:55:26,837 all: J'j' 'twas naturaler and naturaler to begat j'j' 2131 01:55:27,045 --> 01:55:29,673 j'j' and sometimes a bachelor n n he begat j'j' 2132 01:55:29,881 --> 01:55:32,634 if it didn't matter which-a-ways they begat n 2133 01:55:32,843 --> 01:55:34,970 j'j' sons of habitués begat j'j' 2134 01:55:35,178 --> 01:55:37,848 if so bless them all n if so bless them all if 2135 01:55:38,014 --> 01:55:40,350 j'j' who go to bat n n who go to bat j'j' 2136 01:55:40,559 --> 01:55:42,936 j'j' and heed the call if 2137 01:55:43,145 --> 01:55:49,734 j'j' of the begat j'j' 2138 01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:10,797 Choir: J'j' look, look look to the rainbow n 2139 01:56:11,006 --> 01:56:16,845 j'j' follow it over the hill and stream n 2140 01:56:17,012 --> 01:56:22,809 n look, look look to the rainbow j'j' 2141 01:56:23,018 --> 01:56:29,483 j'j' follow the fellow who follows a dream j'j' 2142 01:56:29,691 --> 01:56:36,031 j'j' follow the fellow follow the fellow j'j' 2143 01:56:36,239 --> 01:56:42,537 j'j' follow the fellow who follows a dream j'j' 2144 01:56:42,746 --> 01:56:45,040 j'j' 'twas a sumptuous gift j'j' 2145 01:56:45,248 --> 01:56:47,751 j'j' to bequeath to a child j'j' 2146 01:56:47,959 --> 01:56:50,212 n for the lure of that song j'j' 2147 01:56:50,378 --> 01:56:52,672 j'j' keeps my head runnin' wild j'j' 2148 01:56:52,881 --> 01:56:56,051 if so I searched all the earth if 2149 01:56:56,259 --> 01:56:58,678 j'j' and I scanned all the skies j'j' 2150 01:56:58,929 --> 01:57:01,598 j'j' and I found it at last j'j' 2151 01:57:01,806 --> 01:57:07,020 n in my own true love's eyes n 2152 01:57:07,270 --> 01:57:11,733 choir: J'j' look, look look to the rainbow n 2153 01:57:11,942 --> 01:57:15,946 j'j' follow it over the hill and stream... j'j' 2154 01:57:16,154 --> 01:57:18,573 dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... 2155 01:57:18,740 --> 01:57:20,075 Sheriff: Stand back, everybody. 2156 01:57:20,283 --> 01:57:21,910 To join this man and this woman... 2157 01:57:22,077 --> 01:57:24,412 [Crowd chattering] 2158 01:57:25,622 --> 01:57:26,957 Don't want any trouble here. 2159 01:57:27,165 --> 01:57:28,375 Just what do you want? 2160 01:57:28,583 --> 01:57:30,126 Miss Sharon mclonergan? 2161 01:57:30,335 --> 01:57:34,256 Mrs. Sharon mahoney in a few minutes, if you don't mind. 2162 01:57:34,464 --> 01:57:36,883 [Organ resumes playing, choir resumes singing] 2163 01:57:37,050 --> 01:57:40,303 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 2164 01:57:40,512 --> 01:57:42,973 ah, ah, ah. To join this man and this woman... 2165 01:57:43,139 --> 01:57:45,308 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2166 01:57:45,517 --> 01:57:47,394 I got a warrant for your arrest. 2167 01:57:47,602 --> 01:57:48,979 On what charge? 2168 01:57:49,187 --> 01:57:51,106 People of the state v. Miss Sharon mclonergan. 2169 01:57:51,314 --> 01:57:52,566 Buzz: The charge is demotin'. 2170 01:57:52,774 --> 01:57:53,984 Demotin'? 2171 01:57:54,192 --> 01:57:55,777 Demotin' a member of the white race, 2172 01:57:55,986 --> 01:57:57,028 namely senator rawkins, 2173 01:57:57,279 --> 01:57:59,155 down to a member of the negro race. 2174 01:57:59,364 --> 01:58:01,241 By means of witchcraft. 2175 01:58:01,449 --> 01:58:04,160 There's a law against witchcraft in this state. 2176 01:58:04,369 --> 01:58:07,581 Yes, I know. It was passed in 1690. 2177 01:58:07,789 --> 01:58:09,833 I think it's about time we repealed that law! 2178 01:58:10,041 --> 01:58:11,041 Right now! Crowd: Yeah! 2179 01:58:11,167 --> 01:58:12,167 Yeah! 2180 01:58:12,294 --> 01:58:14,963 [Crowd clamoring] 2181 01:58:15,171 --> 01:58:16,840 Sheriff: Hold it! Hold it, I says! 2182 01:58:17,048 --> 01:58:18,717 Arrest that witch. 2183 01:58:21,970 --> 01:58:23,638 All right, bill. Do your duty. 2184 01:58:23,805 --> 01:58:25,015 Sure thing. 2185 01:58:25,223 --> 01:58:27,642 All right, come and get me, then! 2186 01:58:27,851 --> 01:58:29,352 Bill: Arrest her, Sam! Arrest her! 2187 01:58:29,561 --> 01:58:30,561 Come on! 2188 01:58:30,645 --> 01:58:31,645 Sam, arrest her! 2189 01:58:31,688 --> 01:58:32,772 I'm only the second deputy. 2190 01:58:32,981 --> 01:58:34,107 You're the first deputy. 2191 01:58:34,316 --> 01:58:36,026 Sheriff, quit stalling! Arrest her! 2192 01:58:36,234 --> 01:58:38,737 Let's turn them into pumpkins and put candles in, Sharon! 2193 01:58:38,987 --> 01:58:40,405 Crowd: Yeah! 2194 01:58:41,781 --> 01:58:43,450 Don't you try any hocus-pocus. 2195 01:58:43,658 --> 01:58:47,287 You can't goofer us now. That there's lizard dust. 2196 01:58:47,495 --> 01:58:49,205 Lizard dust? 2197 01:58:49,414 --> 01:58:51,041 Witchcraft? 2198 01:58:51,249 --> 01:58:54,294 Well, you don't really believe I'm a witch, do you? 2199 01:58:54,502 --> 01:58:55,712 - Here. - Ow! 2200 01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:57,380 Now, wait a minute now. 2201 01:58:57,589 --> 01:59:00,675 Gentlemen. Gentlemen, don't let her bedevil you. 2202 01:59:00,884 --> 01:59:03,720 A witch she is, and a witch she's always been. 2203 01:59:03,928 --> 01:59:05,972 Finian... 2204 01:59:06,181 --> 01:59:08,767 He's touched in the head. He doesn't know what he's saying. 2205 01:59:09,017 --> 01:59:11,394 Oh, yes, I do. By... b-by the age of 10, 2206 01:59:11,561 --> 01:59:13,688 she'd already developed her uncanny powers 2207 01:59:13,855 --> 01:59:16,316 and was changing me good whiskey into milk. 2208 01:59:16,524 --> 01:59:18,234 It was a crisis! 2209 01:59:18,443 --> 01:59:20,820 From then on, one change led to another, 2210 01:59:21,029 --> 01:59:23,239 and now you're all witnesses to this unhappy climax. 2211 01:59:23,448 --> 01:59:25,241 She's changed a white man into a black... 2212 01:59:25,450 --> 01:59:27,577 Let me talk to you a minute. Woody, don't... 2213 01:59:27,786 --> 01:59:29,579 Leave me, Woody, I'm doing the right thing. 2214 01:59:29,788 --> 01:59:31,414 Sheriff: All right, let's go. 2215 01:59:31,581 --> 01:59:33,083 Wait a minute! 2216 01:59:33,291 --> 01:59:34,668 You know, uh, b-being a witch, 2217 01:59:34,876 --> 01:59:37,170 she can also change a black man into a white. 2218 01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:39,255 You mean she can make rawkins white again? 2219 01:59:39,464 --> 01:59:41,257 Or any other color that your honor pleases. 2220 01:59:41,466 --> 01:59:42,466 Da: All right! 2221 01:59:42,550 --> 01:59:43,551 Ooh! 2222 01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:45,345 Turn him into a white man now. 2223 01:59:45,512 --> 01:59:48,098 Now, just a minute. I got something to say about that. 2224 01:59:48,306 --> 01:59:49,557 Buzz: By god! 2225 01:59:49,766 --> 01:59:50,766 It's senator rawkins. 2226 01:59:50,892 --> 01:59:52,352 Calm yourself, senator, 2227 01:59:52,560 --> 01:59:54,688 you're in no position to have opinions right now. 2228 01:59:54,896 --> 01:59:56,523 Who's in a better position? 2229 01:59:56,731 --> 01:59:59,442 Boy, can I see both sides of this question! 2230 01:59:59,651 --> 02:00:00,944 How much time will she need? 2231 02:00:01,152 --> 02:00:03,363 Well, for a bit of a thing like that, 2232 02:00:03,571 --> 02:00:05,740 I would say, uh... Until the crack of dawn. 2233 02:00:05,949 --> 02:00:07,951 Rawkins: I will not be used as evidence 2234 02:00:08,159 --> 02:00:09,369 in any witchcraft trial! 2235 02:00:09,577 --> 02:00:10,745 Yeah! [Crowd cheers] 2236 02:00:10,954 --> 02:00:12,872 Take him, boys. He's exhibit a. 2237 02:00:13,081 --> 02:00:14,081 Her too. 2238 02:00:14,165 --> 02:00:16,000 [Crowd clamoring] 2239 02:00:20,755 --> 02:00:22,090 Now... come on, now. 2240 02:00:22,257 --> 02:00:24,426 Look, for your own safety's sake, your honor, 2241 02:00:24,634 --> 02:00:27,887 if I were you, I wouldn't be trying to move her. Or him. 2242 02:00:30,473 --> 02:00:32,475 All right. 2243 02:00:32,684 --> 02:00:33,852 The crack of dawn. 2244 02:00:34,102 --> 02:00:36,771 Or it'll be the crack of doom, hear? 2245 02:00:36,980 --> 02:00:39,649 All right, sheriff. Move 'em all out but these two. 2246 02:00:39,858 --> 02:00:40,984 Clear everybody out of here! 2247 02:00:41,192 --> 02:00:45,155 Come on! Move them on out of here. 2248 02:00:45,363 --> 02:00:46,406 Howard: No, sit down! 2249 02:00:46,614 --> 02:00:50,702 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a... 2250 02:00:51,661 --> 02:00:52,661 Sit down. 2251 02:00:52,787 --> 02:00:53,830 Get out of here, boy! 2252 02:00:54,038 --> 02:00:55,957 Get that boy out of here! 2253 02:00:58,626 --> 02:01:03,173 The crock's in the ground, and all's well with the world. 2254 02:01:03,381 --> 02:01:05,967 [N] 2255 02:01:11,014 --> 02:01:13,266 It's gone! 2256 02:01:18,188 --> 02:01:19,981 It's gone. It's not here. 2257 02:01:22,776 --> 02:01:25,779 Leprechaun! Og! 2258 02:01:25,987 --> 02:01:28,448 Nemesis! Og! 2259 02:01:30,533 --> 02:01:34,621 Og: Sharon! 2260 02:01:34,829 --> 02:01:37,665 Sharon mclonergan! 2261 02:01:40,502 --> 02:01:42,837 Sharon? 2262 02:01:44,547 --> 02:01:46,007 Sharon! 2263 02:01:48,968 --> 02:01:50,929 [Weakly] Look at me, Sharon. 2264 02:01:51,137 --> 02:01:54,140 I'm 90-percent mortal now. 2265 02:01:54,349 --> 02:01:56,851 And 100-percent miserable. 2266 02:01:57,060 --> 02:02:00,355 It's a frenzy, a frenzy. 2267 02:02:01,898 --> 02:02:04,484 The only cure for it is you. 2268 02:02:07,737 --> 02:02:09,322 Sharon? 2269 02:02:14,702 --> 02:02:18,623 I feel better already just being near you. 2270 02:02:18,790 --> 02:02:22,585 The scent of your hair, the touch of your hand. 2271 02:02:22,794 --> 02:02:24,921 Oh, the miracle of it, the miracle of it! 2272 02:02:25,088 --> 02:02:27,799 The sweet, sweet miracle of it. 2273 02:02:31,761 --> 02:02:33,179 She loves me! 2274 02:02:33,388 --> 02:02:34,931 Herhand fits me cheek. 2275 02:02:35,139 --> 02:02:36,933 Oh, Sharon, you're the only one! 2276 02:02:37,141 --> 02:02:40,061 The only one. 2277 02:02:41,354 --> 02:02:43,439 You're not Sharon at all! 2278 02:02:43,648 --> 02:02:45,942 You're Susan the silent. 2279 02:02:46,150 --> 02:02:50,780 Yet I still I feel the same frenzy for you. 2280 02:02:50,989 --> 02:02:54,868 Is this what it's like to be mortal? 2281 02:02:55,076 --> 02:02:58,663 Is every girl the only girl? 2282 02:03:00,290 --> 02:03:02,333 I'm beginning to like it. 2283 02:03:02,584 --> 02:03:06,296 J'j' oh, my heart is beating wildly j'j' 2284 02:03:06,504 --> 02:03:10,633 j'j' and it's all because you're here if 2285 02:03:10,842 --> 02:03:16,931 j'j' when I'm not near the girl I love if 2286 02:03:18,474 --> 02:03:22,228 n I love the girl I'm near j'j' 2287 02:03:22,395 --> 02:03:26,065 j'j' every femme that flutters by me if 2288 02:03:26,274 --> 02:03:30,403 n is a flame that must be fanned n 2289 02:03:30,612 --> 02:03:33,823 j'j' when I can't fondle j'j' 2290 02:03:34,032 --> 02:03:38,244 n the hand I'm fond of n 2291 02:03:38,453 --> 02:03:42,248 n I fondle the hand at hand if 2292 02:03:43,499 --> 02:03:46,961 j'j' my heart's in a pickle j'j' 2293 02:03:47,170 --> 02:03:50,465 j'j' it's constantly fickle j'j' 2294 02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:56,679 j'j' and not too partickle I fear n 2295 02:03:56,888 --> 02:03:59,933 j'j' when I'm not near j'j' 2296 02:04:00,141 --> 02:04:04,646 n the girl I love if 2297 02:04:04,854 --> 02:04:08,358 n I love the girl I'm near j'j' 2298 02:04:08,524 --> 02:04:09,692 Sharon! 2299 02:04:09,901 --> 02:04:11,945 I mean Susan. 2300 02:04:12,153 --> 02:04:15,031 Susan! 2301 02:04:15,198 --> 02:04:18,660 J'j' what if they're tall and tender? J'j' 2302 02:04:18,868 --> 02:04:22,997 j'j' what if they're small and slender? J'j' 2303 02:04:23,206 --> 02:04:26,209 j'j' long as they got that gender j'j' 2304 02:04:26,417 --> 02:04:29,003 n“ I surrender j'j' 2305 02:04:30,713 --> 02:04:34,425 j'j' always I can't refuse 'em j'j' 2306 02:04:34,634 --> 02:04:38,471 j'j' always my feet pursues 'em j'j' 2307 02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:41,891 j'j' long as they've got a bosom j'j' 2308 02:04:42,100 --> 02:04:43,476 n I woos 'em j'j' 2309 02:05:02,245 --> 02:05:06,290 N I love the girl I'm near j'j' 2310 02:05:14,674 --> 02:05:18,011 J'j' when I'm not near j'j' 2311 02:05:18,219 --> 02:05:22,932 n the girl I love if 2312 02:05:23,141 --> 02:05:27,687 n I love the girl I'm near j'j' 2313 02:06:00,636 --> 02:06:04,599 If I'm confessing a confession j'j' 2314 02:06:04,807 --> 02:06:08,978 j'j' and I hope I'm not verbose j'j' 2315 02:06:09,187 --> 02:06:15,068 n when I'm not close to the kiss that I cling to n 2316 02:06:16,736 --> 02:06:20,239 n I cling to the kiss that's close if 2317 02:06:20,448 --> 02:06:24,160 j'j' as I'm more and more a mortal j'j' 2318 02:06:24,368 --> 02:06:28,831 n I am more and more a case m“ 2319 02:06:29,040 --> 02:06:34,212 j'j' when I'm not facing the face that I fancy n 2320 02:06:35,922 --> 02:06:40,176 n I fancy the face I face if 2321 02:06:40,384 --> 02:06:44,138 n for Sharon I'm carin' j'j' 2322 02:06:44,305 --> 02:06:49,685 j'j' but Susan I'm choosin' j'j' 2323 02:06:49,894 --> 02:06:54,023 if I'm faithful to whos'n is here if 2324 02:06:54,232 --> 02:06:57,693 j'j' when I'm not near j'j' 2325 02:06:57,902 --> 02:07:02,365 n the girl I love if 2326 02:07:02,573 --> 02:07:07,286 n I love the girl j'j' 2327 02:07:07,495 --> 02:07:11,999 j'j' I'm near j'j' 2328 02:07:12,208 --> 02:07:14,043 so there you are! 2329 02:07:14,252 --> 02:07:17,380 The wrath of ozymandias on you! 2330 02:07:20,508 --> 02:07:23,302 From dusk to sunup, I've searched forest and hill, 2331 02:07:23,511 --> 02:07:26,389 and now I find you philandering with a woman in your arms! 2332 02:07:26,597 --> 02:07:27,849 What's wrong with that? 2333 02:07:28,057 --> 02:07:29,642 What's wrong?! At a moment like this? 2334 02:07:29,851 --> 02:07:31,371 Have you forgotten me daughter, Sharon? 2335 02:07:31,561 --> 02:07:32,645 I have not! 2336 02:07:32,895 --> 02:07:34,147 She's the woman I love. 2337 02:07:34,313 --> 02:07:36,149 Present company excepted. 2338 02:07:36,357 --> 02:07:38,192 Have you forgotten the shamrock of her eyes, 2339 02:07:38,401 --> 02:07:40,486 and her voice like the bells of St. Mary's? 2340 02:07:40,695 --> 02:07:41,737 Has anything happened? 2341 02:07:41,946 --> 02:07:43,072 Indeed, it has. 2342 02:07:43,281 --> 02:07:45,491 Finian: This is her last sunrise. 2343 02:07:45,700 --> 02:07:47,827 20 minutes from now at the crack of dawn, 2344 02:07:48,035 --> 02:07:49,662 the glory that was once Sharon 2345 02:07:49,871 --> 02:07:52,081 and the boy that was her beloved will perish in smoke 2346 02:07:52,290 --> 02:07:53,749 and flame! 2347 02:07:53,958 --> 02:07:56,878 I told you the gold could only bring you doom and gloom. 2348 02:07:57,086 --> 02:07:58,087 Gloooooom and doooooom! 2349 02:07:58,296 --> 02:07:59,338 Don't blame the gold! 2350 02:07:59,589 --> 02:08:00,590 You're the culprit! 2351 02:08:00,798 --> 02:08:02,550 - [7 -a I v e, you! 2352 02:08:02,717 --> 02:08:05,219 If you weren't a leprechaun, you'd have had no pot of gold, 2353 02:08:05,428 --> 02:08:07,513 and I wouldn't have been forced to borrow it, 2354 02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:09,599 I wouldn't have come here, 2355 02:08:09,807 --> 02:08:12,452 and me daughter wouldn't have been burned at the stake for witchcraft! 2356 02:08:12,476 --> 02:08:14,437 It's my fault. It's all my fault! 2357 02:08:14,645 --> 02:08:16,939 Oh, the merciful saints forgive me. 2358 02:08:17,106 --> 02:08:18,357 [Screams] 2359 02:08:18,566 --> 02:08:19,609 Herpoon broken father 2360 02:08:19,817 --> 02:08:21,110 will forgive you too, 2361 02:08:21,319 --> 02:08:23,112 if you'll just spare magic for her. 2362 02:08:23,321 --> 02:08:25,615 0g: Oh, anything, Mr. Mclonergan. I'd do anything! 2363 02:08:25,823 --> 02:08:27,617 Finian: Then turn the senator white again, 2364 02:08:27,825 --> 02:08:30,786 and save Sharon's life. Og, we've only 20 minutes! 2365 02:08:30,995 --> 02:08:33,706 Well, sambo. 2366 02:08:33,915 --> 02:08:36,042 You don't look like you lightened up a smidgen. 2367 02:08:36,292 --> 02:08:38,878 I'd do it in a minute. We'd have 19 minutes left. 2368 02:08:39,086 --> 02:08:40,963 Thank heavens. I knew you wouldn't fail me. 2369 02:08:41,172 --> 02:08:43,591 Hey! Why not wait 19 minutes 2370 02:08:43,799 --> 02:08:45,801 and leave it all to the last minute? 2371 02:08:46,010 --> 02:08:47,010 It's more dramatic. 2372 02:08:47,094 --> 02:08:48,471 [Giggles] Now, 09. Now! 2373 02:08:48,679 --> 02:08:50,306 It's a matter of life and death! 2374 02:08:50,473 --> 02:08:51,641 Very well, Mr. Mclonergan. 2375 02:08:51,849 --> 02:08:53,601 I'll just be needing one thing from you. 2376 02:08:53,809 --> 02:08:55,978 What is it you need? Speak up, man! 2377 02:08:56,187 --> 02:08:57,688 The crock of gold. [Gasps] 2378 02:08:57,939 --> 02:09:00,066 Give me the strength to resist me own strength 2379 02:09:00,274 --> 02:09:01,901 to keep from choking him to death! 2380 02:09:02,109 --> 02:09:03,653 How can you stand there that brazen 2381 02:09:03,861 --> 02:09:05,988 pretending ya haven't got it? I haven't got it! 2382 02:09:06,197 --> 02:09:09,116 If you don't, why can't I find it? I've dug more holes 2383 02:09:09,325 --> 02:09:10,725 than all the gophers in christendom! 2384 02:09:10,868 --> 02:09:12,662 Think back to the night you buried it. 2385 02:09:12,870 --> 02:09:14,497 What were you doing? 2386 02:09:14,705 --> 02:09:17,500 I don't know where it is. How would I know? I wouldn't... 2387 02:09:17,708 --> 02:09:20,336 I was standing with a jug of whiskey in one hand 2388 02:09:20,503 --> 02:09:22,338 and the crock of gold in the other... 2389 02:09:22,546 --> 02:09:24,674 You must've buried the jug and swallowed the crock! 2390 02:09:24,882 --> 02:09:26,485 Why you machiavellian little half-pint pirate! 2391 02:09:26,509 --> 02:09:28,844 Stealing me property! I want it back. I tell you! 2392 02:09:29,053 --> 02:09:30,530 Oh, please, Mr. Mclonergan. I really... 2393 02:09:30,554 --> 02:09:32,181 - Where is it? - I haven't got it! 2394 02:09:32,390 --> 02:09:34,267 Finian: I'll throttle it out of you! 2395 02:09:34,433 --> 02:09:38,062 Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? 2396 02:09:39,313 --> 02:09:40,633 Why, you perfidious little wretch! 2397 02:09:40,731 --> 02:09:41,857 Og: 2398 02:09:42,066 --> 02:09:43,359 I'll throttle it out of you! 2399 02:09:43,567 --> 02:09:45,027 I don't know where it is! 2400 02:09:45,236 --> 02:09:46,988 Now, where is it? 2401 02:09:47,196 --> 02:09:48,614 | wish I... [chokes] 2402 02:09:48,823 --> 02:09:49,949 Where is it? 2403 02:09:50,157 --> 02:09:51,784 I wish I... agh! 2404 02:09:58,207 --> 02:10:00,126 It's almost dawn. 2405 02:10:00,334 --> 02:10:02,753 [N] 2406 02:10:06,799 --> 02:10:08,843 Finian: They can't do it to her. 2407 02:10:09,051 --> 02:10:12,096 It'll be one of me or a hundred of them! 2408 02:10:15,308 --> 02:10:17,435 09.09. 2409 02:10:17,601 --> 02:10:20,229 If you have a mite of merciful magic left in you, 2410 02:10:20,438 --> 02:10:22,773 help me save me daughter's life, will you now? 2411 02:10:26,402 --> 02:10:30,865 Oh, Susan. It's a crisis. 2412 02:10:31,073 --> 02:10:33,200 A crisis. 2413 02:10:35,077 --> 02:10:37,913 They're gonna burn Sharon for a witch. 2414 02:10:38,122 --> 02:10:40,750 She's not a witch. 2415 02:10:40,958 --> 02:10:42,835 She must've been standing by the crock 2416 02:10:43,085 --> 02:10:45,046 when she made the wish. 2417 02:10:45,254 --> 02:10:48,382 Susan, you must have been there! 2418 02:10:48,591 --> 02:10:50,926 Where was Sharon standing? 2419 02:10:51,135 --> 02:10:53,054 Where...? Where was she...? 2420 02:10:53,262 --> 02:10:56,098 Oh, it's no good asking you. You can't hear me. 2421 02:10:56,307 --> 02:10:58,309 I'll have to ask somebody else. 2422 02:10:59,518 --> 02:11:00,895 There's no time. 2423 02:11:01,103 --> 02:11:02,521 Look, Susan, come here. 2424 02:11:02,730 --> 02:11:04,023 Sit down. 2425 02:11:04,231 --> 02:11:06,108 Look, I'll dance you the questions, 2426 02:11:06,317 --> 02:11:07,610 and you dance me the answers. 2427 02:11:07,818 --> 02:11:10,071 You see what I mean? Questions, answers, right? 2428 02:11:10,279 --> 02:11:12,615 [Humming] 2429 02:11:20,915 --> 02:11:22,792 I'll put it another way. 2430 02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:26,045 [Humming] 2431 02:11:40,643 --> 02:11:41,727 Ooph! 2432 02:11:43,104 --> 02:11:44,271 [Spitting] 2433 02:11:48,943 --> 02:11:50,569 [Humming] 2434 02:12:06,794 --> 02:12:10,214 Susan, Susan, Susan. 2435 02:12:10,423 --> 02:12:14,844 You're a darling girl, and I love you very much, 2436 02:12:15,052 --> 02:12:18,222 but I just wish to god you could talk. 2437 02:12:19,974 --> 02:12:20,975 I love you. 2438 02:12:21,183 --> 02:12:23,853 Hmm? 2439 02:12:24,019 --> 02:12:28,107 I love you. 2440 02:12:30,276 --> 02:12:33,696 What beautiful new words. 2441 02:12:33,904 --> 02:12:34,989 Will you say them again? 2442 02:12:35,197 --> 02:12:36,949 I love you. 2443 02:12:37,158 --> 02:12:38,534 She loves me. 2444 02:12:38,742 --> 02:12:40,786 She loves me! 2445 02:12:40,995 --> 02:12:42,496 You're talking, Susan! 2446 02:12:42,705 --> 02:12:43,789 Where was Sharon standing? 2447 02:12:43,998 --> 02:12:45,040 I love you! 2448 02:12:45,249 --> 02:12:47,001 You io... oh, I know that! 2449 02:12:47,209 --> 02:12:50,045 But you're talking. 2450 02:12:50,254 --> 02:12:54,467 That means I must have wished you into it. 2451 02:12:54,633 --> 02:12:57,970 Which means I must have been standing over the crock! 2452 02:12:58,220 --> 02:13:00,014 The crock! 2453 02:13:00,222 --> 02:13:01,640 The crock! 2454 02:13:01,849 --> 02:13:05,478 It looks like you are permanently a black man. 2455 02:13:05,686 --> 02:13:07,855 [People talking indistinctly] [Man laughs] 2456 02:13:20,242 --> 02:13:23,245 Oh, my heavens, what have I done? 2457 02:13:23,454 --> 02:13:24,872 [N] 2458 02:13:32,046 --> 02:13:33,046 The crock! 2459 02:13:33,130 --> 02:13:35,174 [Chuckles] 2460 02:13:39,094 --> 02:13:41,472 There's only one wish left. 2461 02:13:41,680 --> 02:13:45,726 The last one. 2462 02:13:45,935 --> 02:13:49,313 If I use it to wish the senator white... 2463 02:13:51,148 --> 02:13:52,775 I'll never be a leprechaun again. 2464 02:13:53,025 --> 02:13:54,318 [People clamoring] 2465 02:13:56,529 --> 02:13:58,989 We've gotta sound the alarm. 2466 02:13:59,198 --> 02:14:02,243 Yes. Mr. Rogers, sound the alarm. 2467 02:14:03,619 --> 02:14:05,621 Fire. 2468 02:14:05,829 --> 02:14:07,248 Fire. 2469 02:14:07,456 --> 02:14:09,250 J'j' fire j'j' 2470 02:14:09,458 --> 02:14:12,962 but I don't wanna be mortal! 2471 02:14:13,170 --> 02:14:16,048 I wanna go back to fairyland. 2472 02:14:31,438 --> 02:14:33,440 Fairyland was never like this! 2473 02:14:36,402 --> 02:14:39,321 Where is she? 2474 02:14:39,530 --> 02:14:42,783 Rawkins, you blackguard, I wish you white! 2475 02:14:42,992 --> 02:14:45,369 [Thunder crashes] 2476 02:14:50,082 --> 02:14:51,417 She turned him white! 2477 02:14:51,667 --> 02:14:52,835 He's done it! 2478 02:14:55,004 --> 02:14:56,672 Thank you, 09. 2479 02:14:56,880 --> 02:14:58,507 Man: Release those prisoners! 2480 02:14:58,716 --> 02:15:01,635 Crowd: Let them out! Let them go! 2481 02:15:04,972 --> 02:15:07,391 [Clanging] 2482 02:15:12,187 --> 02:15:14,481 [Siren wailing] 2483 02:15:51,393 --> 02:15:53,854 Put it out! Put it out! 2484 02:16:02,821 --> 02:16:05,074 Man: Come on! Keep that water coming in here! 2485 02:16:05,282 --> 02:16:06,492 Keep the water coming! 2486 02:16:06,742 --> 02:16:08,662 - Keep the water coming! - Keep the water coming! 2487 02:16:08,786 --> 02:16:09,578 Keep the water coming! 2488 02:16:09,787 --> 02:16:11,246 Keep the water coming! 2489 02:16:11,455 --> 02:16:12,581 Keep the water coming! 2490 02:16:12,790 --> 02:16:14,375 Susanis talking! 2491 02:16:14,583 --> 02:16:16,585 Susan's talking! 2492 02:16:16,794 --> 02:16:18,170 Susan's talking! 2493 02:16:18,420 --> 02:16:19,420 Susan's talking. 2494 02:16:19,463 --> 02:16:20,255 Susan's talking. 2495 02:16:20,464 --> 02:16:21,464 Susan's talking. 2496 02:16:21,507 --> 02:16:22,549 Susan's talking! 2497 02:16:22,758 --> 02:16:24,009 Susan... 2498 02:16:24,218 --> 02:16:26,428 Susan's talking? 2499 02:16:26,637 --> 02:16:28,430 Woody! 2500 02:16:28,639 --> 02:16:29,639 Susan's talking! 2501 02:16:29,723 --> 02:16:30,723 What? 2502 02:16:30,766 --> 02:16:33,435 Susan's talking! 2503 02:16:33,644 --> 02:16:35,187 - Is it true? - Mm-hmm. 2504 02:16:35,396 --> 02:16:36,605 Well, say something, will you? 2505 02:16:36,814 --> 02:16:38,607 I've been waiting 20 years to hear you! 2506 02:16:38,816 --> 02:16:39,817 Isn't it grandish, Woody? 2507 02:16:40,067 --> 02:16:41,067 Ahhhh! 2508 02:16:41,235 --> 02:16:42,778 [Laughs] 2509 02:16:42,986 --> 02:16:46,782 Oh, so you used the crock to wish back Susan's tongue. 2510 02:16:46,990 --> 02:16:47,990 Aye. 2511 02:16:48,158 --> 02:16:50,285 And you used up the last wish. 2512 02:16:50,494 --> 02:16:52,955 And now the crock has turned to worthless dross. 2513 02:16:53,163 --> 02:16:54,832 Aye, right, Mr. Mclonergan. Dross. 2514 02:16:55,082 --> 02:16:56,125 Oh, no! 2515 02:16:56,333 --> 02:16:58,168 Worthless dross. 2516 02:16:59,878 --> 02:17:00,878 Hey, Woody! Over here! 2517 02:17:01,046 --> 02:17:03,424 The lab's going! 2518 02:17:19,106 --> 02:17:20,733 Howard: Four years of sweat and work, 2519 02:17:20,941 --> 02:17:22,818 and it's all going up in smoke! 2520 02:17:23,026 --> 02:17:25,571 It's all right, Howard. We're gonna put it right out. 2521 02:17:27,990 --> 02:17:32,077 Oh, now, it's smoking! 2522 02:17:44,298 --> 02:17:47,634 Homegrown mentholated smoke! 2523 02:17:47,843 --> 02:17:50,846 [Cheering] 2524 02:17:51,054 --> 02:17:52,347 It burns! It burns! 2525 02:17:52,556 --> 02:17:54,141 [Both laugh] 2526 02:18:09,114 --> 02:18:10,949 Sharon: N I searched all the earth n 2527 02:18:11,158 --> 02:18:13,702 j'j' and I scanned all the skies n“ 2528 02:18:13,911 --> 02:18:16,622 Woody: N and I found it at last j'j' 2529 02:18:16,872 --> 02:18:21,376 n in my own true love's eyes j'j' 2530 02:18:21,585 --> 02:18:23,837 choir: J'j' look, look j'j' 2531 02:18:24,046 --> 02:18:26,381 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 2532 02:18:26,590 --> 02:18:31,970 j'j' follow it over the hill and stream n 2533 02:18:32,179 --> 02:18:34,139 j'j' look, look j'j' 2534 02:18:34,348 --> 02:18:36,725 j'j' look to the rainbow j'j' 2535 02:18:36,934 --> 02:18:42,689 j'j' follow the fellow who follows a dream j'j' 2536 02:18:44,233 --> 02:18:47,027 j'j' follow the fellow who if 2537 02:18:47,236 --> 02:18:50,489 j'j' follow the fellow j'j' 2538 02:18:50,697 --> 02:18:53,575 choir: J'j' follow the fellow j'j' 2539 02:18:53,784 --> 02:18:59,164 j'j' who follows a dream j'j' 2540 02:19:04,336 --> 02:19:08,632 Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife. 2541 02:19:10,050 --> 02:19:11,552 [People coo] 2542 02:19:12,845 --> 02:19:14,012 [Both laugh] 2543 02:19:14,221 --> 02:19:17,224 [Crowd cheering] 2544 02:19:43,542 --> 02:19:44,918 Father! 2545 02:19:46,128 --> 02:19:48,130 Are you leaving us? 2546 02:19:51,216 --> 02:19:54,803 Aye. I've had fort Knox. 2547 02:19:55,012 --> 02:19:56,805 Oh, I see. 2548 02:19:57,014 --> 02:19:58,974 [N] 2549 02:19:59,182 --> 02:20:01,101 Things are indeed hopeless. 2550 02:20:01,310 --> 02:20:04,229 Hopeless, but they're not serious. 2551 02:20:04,438 --> 02:20:06,315 [Tearfully] But where are you going? 2552 02:20:06,523 --> 02:20:09,943 Oh... to find me a rainbow. 2553 02:20:10,110 --> 02:20:11,987 Finian's rainbow. 2554 02:20:12,195 --> 02:20:14,823 It never fails to come up when a mclonergan is down. 2555 02:20:15,032 --> 02:20:18,493 Surely, there may not be a pot of gold at the end of it, 2556 02:20:18,702 --> 02:20:22,289 but there's a beautiful new world under it. 2557 02:20:24,499 --> 02:20:27,127 Make it shine on Sharon. 2558 02:20:29,254 --> 02:20:31,089 [Weeps] 2559 02:20:31,298 --> 02:20:33,634 Goodbye, my darling. 2560 02:20:54,905 --> 02:20:56,114 Goodbye, me friends. 2561 02:20:56,323 --> 02:20:59,493 I'll see you all in glocca morra. 2562 02:21:03,121 --> 02:21:04,498 Hey! 2563 02:21:07,125 --> 02:21:08,335 Hey! 2564 02:21:20,305 --> 02:21:23,767 Sharon, where is glocca morra? 2565 02:21:23,976 --> 02:21:26,061 Oh... 2566 02:21:26,228 --> 02:21:28,480 Well, you see, it's always somewhere... 2567 02:21:28,730 --> 02:21:31,400 Over there. 2568 02:21:31,608 --> 02:21:34,403 J'j' soto j'j' 2569 02:21:34,569 --> 02:21:38,740 j'j' every weepin' Willow n 2570 02:21:38,949 --> 02:21:43,578 j'j' to each brook along the way if 2571 02:21:43,787 --> 02:21:48,583 j'j' to each lad who comes a-whistlin' j'j' 2572 02:21:48,792 --> 02:21:52,754 j'j' too-ra-lay j'j' 2573 02:21:52,921 --> 02:21:58,010 n may we meet in glocca morra j'j' 2574 02:22:00,512 --> 02:22:05,142 j'j' some fine day j'j' 2575 02:22:08,395 --> 02:22:13,734 choir: J'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 2576 02:22:13,942 --> 02:22:18,405 n is that little brook still leaping there? If 2577 02:22:18,572 --> 02:22:22,743 j'j' does it still run down to Donny cove j'j' 2578 02:22:22,951 --> 02:22:29,249 n through killybegs kilkerry and kildare? J'j' 2579 02:22:29,458 --> 02:22:34,254 j'j' how are things in glocca morra? J'j' 2580 02:22:34,463 --> 02:22:39,551 n is that Willow tree still weeping there? J'j' 2581 02:22:39,760 --> 02:22:44,222 j'j' does that laddie with a twinkling eye if 2582 02:22:44,431 --> 02:22:46,767 j'j' come whistling by n 2583 02:22:46,933 --> 02:22:49,561 j'j' and does he walk away if 2584 02:22:49,770 --> 02:22:52,230 j'j' sad and dreamy there if 2585 02:22:52,439 --> 02:22:56,860 j'j' not to see me there? J'j' 2586 02:22:57,110 --> 02:23:02,157 all: J'j' so I ask each weeping Willow j'j' 2587 02:23:02,365 --> 02:23:07,079 j'j' and each brook along the way j'j' 2588 02:23:07,287 --> 02:23:11,833 j'j' and each lad that comes a-whistling n 2589 02:23:12,042 --> 02:23:16,838 j'j' too-ra-lay j'j' 2590 02:23:17,047 --> 02:23:23,303 j'j' how are things in glocca morra j'j' 2591 02:23:23,512 --> 02:23:29,476 n“ this fine day? If 170800

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