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I'm sorry.
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-I can't.
-Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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-I shouldn't have
tried to kiss you...
-No, no.
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Don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
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You shouldn't be sorry.
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Well, neither one of us
should be sorry.
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You're right.
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Sorry.
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It's just...
we were having a good time,
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and I thought
you were looking at my mouth,
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but maybe that's
'cause these two teeth are fake.
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When I was ten, Donna Grasley
pushed me off the swings
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'cause I tried to kiss her,
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and I am starting to see
a pattern here.
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No, don't feel bad.
Uh, we were having a moment.
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You know, the lights, the music.
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I've got a little smoky eye
thing going on.
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I did a YouTube tutorial.
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But Max is my boyfriend. I...
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I know.
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Please don't tell him
about this.
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Oh, Zoey,
I-I have to tell him.
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We don't keep things like this
from each other.
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But this is important.
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He doesn't know I'm gay.
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Oh.
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Oh, I didn't know
you were gay, either.
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Though you did kiss me.
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Sometimes I worry
I'd be a terrible detective.
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I don't tell people I work with.
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I've barely told anyone.
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Just a couple of close friends
and a lady I met
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on the plane once, but that was
'cause she looked like Tina Fey.
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You get it.
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Max won't say anything.
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You can trust us.
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I can't risk it, Kat.
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No one is buying a country album
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about how much I want to
hook up with Tina Fey.
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Okay, okay.
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Glasses, super smart,
lovable goofball.
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Girl's got a type.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪
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"You plus me times forever
equals us"?
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"You're a-meow-zing"?
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Snowball.
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You have no idea.
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-Oh, hey.
-Hey, hey.
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Shh, go back night night.
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- Ah.
- Shh, night night.
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I was trying to stay up
to see you, but I think
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doing all that math
made me tired.
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It's really cute, thank you.
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I'll explain tomorrow why this
equation is a total disaster.
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How was karaoke?
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Oh, it was really fun.
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-Yeah, did all my faves.
-Mm.
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Vanilla Ice, Bon Jovi,
a little Katy Perry.
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-"I Kissed a Girl"?
-I did not...
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...sing that song.
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I'm sorry we fought earlier.
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I should have just
joined you guys.
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I'm glad that you and Zoey
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are getting to know
each other, though.
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Oh, I-I wouldn't say we're
getting to know each other.
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Like, what's her favorite color?
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You know,
what's her birth stone?
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What's her middle name?
It could be anything.
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You know, like Ginger,
Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell.
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I don't know.
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Well, we're both up.
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Maybe you plus me
equals sexy time?
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Max, I-I need
to tell you something.
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Okay.
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I-I've been going back and forth
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about whether I should even
say anything,
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But I-I just...
I think I have to.
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Um...
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Earlier tonight, I...
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...got us both Taco Bell
and I ate yours in the car.
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Wow.
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One question.
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Did you do it just to hurt me?
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Here you go.
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One sugar-free
vanilla nonfat latte.
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Uh, I ordered a chocolate peanut
butter smoothie and a muffin.
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I know, but your wife and
your arteries will thank me.
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No, no, no. I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Uh, let me get you that muffin.
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No, no. She's right.
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Mother, I told you--
no body shaming the customers
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or the cats.
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You're not fat, you're fluffy.
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So, have we finally decided
on a color for the cabinets?
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Green is very trendy right now.
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It's the Brazilian butt lift
of paint.
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Are we worried that green
is gonna make us crave pizza?
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-What?
-Here we go again.
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Green?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Pizza? I can't believe
I had to explain that.
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What about blue?
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Are you kidding me?
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I said blue two weeks ago
and you loved it at first,
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but then you said
your favorite shirt was blue
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and it makes you happy
every time you wear it,
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so if your kitchen was blue,
you would always be happy,
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which means when you wore
your favorite shirt
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it wouldn't mean anything.
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Yeah, I can't
do that to Shirty.
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Well, I can't do this anymore.
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Go to the store
and buy the butt green paint.
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And by the way,
Shirty makes you look fat.
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Well, now the cabinets
can be any color
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'cause I'll never
be happy again.
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Hey, can I talk to you all
a second?
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-I'm working.
-Oh, my break's over.
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Someone kissed me.
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-I've got time.
-Ooh, spill that tea.
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I've been sworn to secrecy, so
I can't reveal any identities,
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but rest assured, this kiss
was illicit and forbidden.
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And imaginary?
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Oh, trust me, she was real.
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He was re... They were real.
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No, I made it up.
I lie for attention.
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I knew it.
You're a lesbian.
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I wish your father was alive
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so I could tell him
"I told you so."
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Mother, I'm not gay.
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Oh, really?
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Well, your shoes
tell a different story.
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The question is
should I tell Max about it?
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Depends on the kiss.
Did you linger?
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Technically,
how long is lingering?
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-She lingered.
-Yeah, she did.
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I don't have feelings
for this person,
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so do I tell Max?
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I don't think
you need to tell him.
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No harm, no foul.
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Although if I kissed a woman,
I would definitely tell Carter.
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I would never have to get him
another birthday present
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for the rest of his life.
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What up, YouTube?
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This is your girl Randi with
another episode of Hot Lots.
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I gave Carter the day off
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because while he can't
make any decisions,
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I am this close
to making a big one.
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Plus, he got upset
when he realized
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the stripping we're doing today
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is just taking off
this paneling.
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I was equally disappointed.
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Apparently,
I waxed for nothing.
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Okay, now I'm gonna wedge
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my handy-dandy pry bar
in here, and...
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Voilà!
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Uh, all right, I s-I said...
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I said...
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voilà!
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Maybe if we do
the other kind of stripping
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a man will show up and help.
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J-Just turn off the damn camera.
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See?
See how easy that was?
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Now, this is the type of thing
you can do yourself
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so there's no reason to, um...
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...pay anybody.
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Uh-oh.
Instead of taking videos,
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it seems I took
three photos of you.
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Are you serious right now?
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Yes, and they are not good.
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Oh, I'm so sick
of this stupid project!
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What makes me think that
we could build our own condo?
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I don't even like building
my own Grand Slam at Denny's.
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Just give me the original.
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Eggs, bacon,
sausage and coffee,
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just like my mama,
'cause she cold and Black.
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Okay, I got the video working,
but now it's me.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Wait.
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What?
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Oh.
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It's, like, a weird little room.
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Okay.
Please, God, no bodies.
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No bodies, no bodies.
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Ooh, delightful.
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Oh, this is where you can
hang the sex swing.
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Oops, I just spoiled
your wedding gift.
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♪ And the night will burn ♪
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♪ Like a fire ♪
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♪ But our love will last ♪
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♪ Like a... ♪
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♪ COVID denier. ♪
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Will you help me out here?
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Sweet Rosie O'Donnell,
what is she doing here?
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Aah! Hot! Hot!
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Kat?
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'Sup?
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, totally.
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I was just, uh, doing the, uh,
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"fall down the stairs with hot
coffee challenge" to end racism.
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Okay. Do you want a towel
or a clean T-shirt?
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-Maybe an MRI?
-No, I'm-I'm good.
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Hello, Zoey.
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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So, how's-how's it going here?
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Doing your-your writing thang?
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Singing your songs,
rocking and rolling,
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jingling and jangling,
riffing and raffing?
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Maybe I hit
my head harder than I thought.
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Uh, today's been a grind.
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Yeah, maybe we should
just call it.
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I can't focus.
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Oh, no, I think
I'm distracting her.
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This coffee has made my shirt
cling in all the right places.
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Oh, okay.
Yeah, we can...
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I guess we can just
pick it up tomorrow.
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Great, see you.
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See you.
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May the road rise to...
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meet your feet.
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Did Zoey seem weird to you?
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No.
Not at all.
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Not at all, but, you know,
look who you're asking--
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a 41-year-old
who owns a cat café.
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Lovable goofball.
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I don't know.
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She barely said a word to me
all morning.
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God, I hope
I didn't offend her.
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I don't mean to look
down her shirt, I'm just tall.
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Max, I'm-I'm sure it's nothing.
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It doesn't feel like nothing.
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It feels like
she doesn't like me
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or she doesn't
think I'm talented, or...
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God, I just wish
I knew what I did.
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Maybe I'll text her.
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Max, i-it's not you.
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Last night...
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...Zoey and I kissed.
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What?
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I know, and I wanted to tell you
right when it happened,
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but she's not out.
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That's why she's been
so freaking weird.
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I'm-I'm sorry. We had
just sung "Teenage Dream,"
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and you know what that's like.
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How could you do that?
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You know how important
this is to me. God, Kat.
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-Well, give me
a second to explain.
-I got to go fix this.
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Max, I...
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For legal reasons,
Fox has asked me to tell you
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not to attempt
the "fall down the stairs
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with hot coffee challenge."
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Breathe in.
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Breathe out.
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Welcome to the Bad Bitch Relaxation App,
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where we'll help you feel okurrr!
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Ooh, yeah,
I know that's right.
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Skrrt, skrrt!
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Hey, babe.
How was the paint store?
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Well, I got to thinking.
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Are we really
green cabinet people?
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I thought so.
262
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Well, I thought so, too,
until Keith weighed in.
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I-Is Keith the paint guy?
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No, that's Roger.
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Keith was in the parking lot
selling candy bars.
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He's the one who convinced me
to go back inside.
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Can you come down to the garage
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and help
me bring up all these samples?
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Samples?
I thought we agreed that we...
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I know, but I got 12
that I really like,
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eight I think you'll like,
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and four more that Keith said
matched my aura.
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I'm magenta dominant.
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Lord, you cannot kill
your fiancé,
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you are too hot for prison.
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I-I'm not at home.
I had to go back to work.
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Why?
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Because Kat got stuck
in the pastry case.
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Yeah, I told her that
she couldn't fit,
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and boy, did she prove me wrong.
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So now we're waiting
for the fire department.
282
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Ooh, ooh, that's them now.
283
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I got to go.
284
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Ooh!
285
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What am I doing?
This is crazy.
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All right, quitting time.
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Uh, in a half hour, but sure.
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Don't forget,
I got here late this morning,
289
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so it all evens out.
290
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Well, did you at least
empty the garbage?
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-Nah.
-Did you clean the litter boxes?
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-No.
-Okay, well, did you...
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
I didn't.
294
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Hey, where have you been?
I've been texting you.
295
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Zoey doesn't want
to work with me anymore.
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What? Why?
297
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Yeah, because of what happened
with you two.
298
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Hold up.
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Zoey's the person
who kissed you?
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I thought you were leaving.
301
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Are you kidding?
I got half an hour left.
302
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You know how much I needed
this thing with Zoey.
303
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Do you get how bad it looks
that she's dumping me like this?
304
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My manager is freaking out.
He could drop me.
305
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Okay, well, you're acting
like I did this on purpose.
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It doesn't matter!
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You spend one night with Zoey
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and you screw everything up.
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Hey, I was only out with her
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'cause you barely
have time for me anymore.
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Do you even care
about my feelings here?
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I have bigger problems
than your feelings.
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I am over 40
in a business where 25 is old.
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-This may have been
my last shot.
-All right,
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-come on, Max, I...
-Just do me a favor--
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stay out of my career.
317
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
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Is there anything I can do?
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I don't think so.
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All right, quitting time.
321
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Now it's time for a check-in
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with your fine-ass self, okurrr?
323
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Repeat after me.
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-I am beautiful.
-I am beautiful.
325
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I am done messing with SoundCloud rappers.
326
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Damn, girl, where were you
when I was 24?
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Oh.
328
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All right, I'm gonna
go get my phone charger
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and see if the printer is done
with my picture of Barack.
330
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The one in the tan suit.
You know what's up.
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Hey, Randi?
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I got a bunch of tile
for us to look at.
333
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Then again...
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She must have
left for work already.
335
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If Randi was my girl,
she'd never have to work.
336
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Like you could support a woman.
337
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Man, you're so broke,
your Venmo says "Ven-no."
338
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All I said was "if."
339
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You're mean.
340
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Hey, let's go.
341
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It's only a matter of time
before the customers realize
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we locked them in the bar.
343
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"Randi, you know
you too good for Carter."
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Ooh, Drake, I know.
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Mm.
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Oh, no.
347
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Hello? Hello?
348
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Oh, damn.
349
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Well, at least
I'm stuck here with you.
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This is not okurrr.
351
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-Nope.
-Look,
352
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I-I know you're mad.
353
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Please let me try
and make this right.
354
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I don't want to talk to you.
355
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Well, just hear me out.
356
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Also, try
not to look at my feet.
357
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I know these shoes
are as irresistible
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as they are
affordably comfortable.
359
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I think you're confusing
gay women's shoes
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with old people shoes.
361
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Make it fast.
362
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Well, first of all, no one
blames you for kissing me.
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It's these damn lips.
364
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I was actually
awarded Most Kissable
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at Jewish magic camp,
Camp Ezra Cadabra.
366
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Do you think this is funny?
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'Cause I couldn't sleep
last night.
368
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I haven't been in Louisville
a minute,
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and now two people I barely know
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and clearly can't trust
could out me and kill my career.
371
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We're not gonna out you.
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A-And also, people are so much
more accepting these days.
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Really? Name three country
music stars that are out.
374
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Uh... Brandi Carlisle,
375
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that guy from Brothers Osborne,
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um, and the cowboy
from the Village People.
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I'm pretty sure he's out.
378
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Exactly.
379
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And I know I shouldn't
have kissed you,
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you have a boyfriend,
381
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but when you spend your
whole life hiding who you are,
382
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at some point you're gonna make
an incredibly stupid mistake.
383
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Well, I... I wouldn't say
incredibly stupid.
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Please, Zoey, don't let
what happened between us
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mess things up for you and Max.
386
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You have no idea
what you're talking about.
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You can give this business
everything you got,
388
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and it's still
probably not gonna happen.
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Why the hell would I
make it harder on myself?
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Okay, you're right.
391
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And I will never know
what it's like to not feel safe
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sharing who I am with the world.
393
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But wouldn't it be nice
for you to work with one person
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who you know accepts you
for who you are?
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Just promise me
you'll think about it.
396
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And also, wouldn't it be fun
to occasionally
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crush it at karaoke with
a certain Tina Fey look-alike?
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-Stop.
-♪ Hammer time. ♪
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♪ That girl is poison ♪
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♪ Poison ♪
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-♪ Poison ♪
-Carter?!
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♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪
403
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♪ That girl is poison... ♪
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Carter! Carter!
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-Randi?
-Yes. It's me.
406
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Are you a ghost? Have you been
a ghost this whole time?
407
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Oh, I knew you were
too hot for me.
408
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I'm stuck in a crawl space
behind the wall.
409
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-What? Where?
-Over here.
410
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Something's blocking me in.
411
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Oh, damn.
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I got you, baby.
413
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,087
Oh, thank God.
414
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,864
Oh, what's this?
415
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:16,034
Oh, you got a secret clubhouse?
416
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Aw, hell no,
they get to be in the club?
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This is why my printer's
out of ink?
418
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When I was taking the paneling
off the wall,
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I found this little room,
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and I made into
a secret hideaway.
421
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,378
Why didn't you tell me about it?
422
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,863
Because I was hiding
away from you.
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Me? I'm adorable.
424
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,718
Remember when I thought
you were a ghost?
425
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I love you, but this renovation
is driving me crazy.
426
00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:39,615
It's taking forever
and you keep changing your mind
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about every damn thing.
428
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,635
I just want to
make our place perfect.
429
00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:43,953
Baby, I'm marrying you,
430
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:46,380
obviously I don't care
about perfect.
431
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,624
Look, even if we're not sure
about something,
432
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:50,902
it's okay,
we can always change it later.
433
00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:52,461
That's true.
434
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,739
You know, there is one thing
that I'm sure about.
435
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,576
It's that I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
436
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,486
Aw.
Me too, baby.
437
00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:01,728
Just you,
438
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,916
me and the blue cabinets
I originally wanted.
439
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Whatever you want.
440
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Although green is...
441
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-I said blue!
-Okay.
442
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,006
-Hey.
-Hey.
443
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,916
I got you a Mexican pizza.
444
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,010
And I know
you don't allow flowers
445
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:26,604
because they are
poisonous to cats,
446
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,348
but, uh, I just wanted to
get you something that says,
447
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,026
"I'm sorry that
I was such a jackass."
448
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:38,449
No cats were harmed
in the making of this apology.
449
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,436
Zoey wants to work
with me again.
450
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,937
That's great.
451
00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:47,625
And I know it's because you went
to see her, so thank you.
452
00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:49,702
Max, come sit down.
453
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,538
Uh-oh, who'd you kiss now?
454
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,376
Are you okay?
455
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,545
Not really.
456
00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:02,306
When you found out
about me and Zoey,
457
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,550
the first thing you did
was run after her.
458
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,218
Kind of felt like
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00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,721
all you cared about
was your career.
460
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:10,815
-That's not true.
-Really?
461
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,634
'Cause you still
haven't asked me about it.
462
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,046
Like, did it mean anything?
Is it gonna happen again?
463
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,714
Did I like it?
464
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:22,218
The answers: no, no, kind of.
465
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:24,978
Again, jackass.
466
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,649
That's why there's $38
worth of flowers in the hallway.
467
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,001
No, I-I get it.
468
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,728
Like, you're happy that
things worked out, but...
469
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,398
if Zoey didn't agree
to work with you again,
470
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,508
would you still
be bringing me flowers?
471
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,735
But it did work out,
472
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,495
so what's the problem?
473
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,348
I've just been thinking about
what you said about your career,
474
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,018
you know, and, like...
how you don't really
475
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,020
-have time for my feelings.
-All right,
476
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,338
I... I got my priorities
messed up.
477
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,766
Okay?
From now on, I am always
478
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,100
-gonna put you first.
-Right,
479
00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,028
but if you do
and things don't work out,
480
00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,104
I kind of feel like
you're gonna blame me.
481
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:00,256
I would never do that.
482
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:01,257
No, but that's literally
483
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,700
what you did yesterday.
484
00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,945
I know, and I said I'm sorry.
485
00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,446
I... What...
486
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:10,291
What else do you want me to do
to fix this?
487
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,672
I think that we should break up.
488
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:18,699
What?
489
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,260
Yeah.
490
00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:24,630
Kat. Come on.
491
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057
This is insane.
492
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,184
No, it-it's really not.
493
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:34,139
So, what, your mind
is just made up?
494
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,293
You're not even gonna
talk about this?
495
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:38,552
This is me talking about it,
496
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,554
and I'm just telling you
that I've decided
497
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,815
that this is what's best
for both of us.
498
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,076
W... Oh, wow. I'm so...
I'm so glad
499
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:48,246
that you have figured out
what is best for me.
500
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,413
Thank you so much.
501
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,624
-Okay, Max, you don't have...
-Whatever.
502
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,258
This is what's best for me.
503
00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:08,057
♪ That girl is poison ♪
504
00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:12,495
♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪
505
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,589
♪ That girl is poison ♪
506
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,191
♪ Poison ♪
507
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:21,670
♪ If I were you ♪
508
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,948
♪ I'd take precaution ♪
509
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♪ Before I start to meet a fly girl ♪
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